Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellancap and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome back to the episode of Two Teas
Speaker 2: and a Pod with myself, Tamra and Delores Delores. Deloris
Speaker 2: lauris still filling in for Teddy. It's been so nice
Speaker 2: to see Teddy on Instagram again. And the Cold Plunge.
Speaker 2: She's a treadmill on a treadmill. She's so strong, she's
Speaker 2: I just think, like what she went through.
Speaker 3: Her arms are so bruised, you know, and.
Speaker 2: She's three all three weeks later, she's on a treadmill
Speaker 2: and I'm like, damn, I had a forehead lift and
Speaker 2: I couldn't do anything for a month.
Speaker 3: She says. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: I mean, I had.
Speaker 3: Nothing done and I haven't made it to the gym
Speaker 3: in a month. So I look at her and she's
Speaker 3: so inspiring. I'm ashamed of myself when I look at her,
Speaker 3: I'm like, how strong are you?
Speaker 2: She's the toughest girl, and I know that's for sure.
Speaker 3: That's for sure. Beautiful. She's so beautiful.
Speaker 2: She is, and she's rocking that that that haircut.
Speaker 3: She's so pretty.
Speaker 2: I know, I know. Okay, guys, we are going to
Speaker 2: recap the real house of Alana. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: new faces.
Speaker 3: A lot now is there?
Speaker 2: Flora Shah back, so she's not so much a new face,
Speaker 2: but she is back. Now we have Phaedra as a housewife,
Speaker 2: but we didn't get to see her in the first episode.
Speaker 3: I think doing nine million other things.
Speaker 2: Well, I think she was filming Married to Medicine while
Speaker 2: she got asked back or something like that.
Speaker 3: So I show up to Married to Medicine reunion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very because she is an actual housewife, but
Speaker 2: she doesn't show up towards the end of the season.
Speaker 2: She's a housewife, but she didn't film UNTI almost the
Speaker 2: very end of the season.
Speaker 3: That's so weird. There's gotta be a reason I need
Speaker 3: to I don't know.
Speaker 2: I heard she only filmed two weeks out of the
Speaker 2: whole season.
Speaker 3: And she still had that housewife.
Speaker 2: Tight and she's yeah, she still had that peach, right, guys, that's.
Speaker 3: What I heard. You know, they like to get their
Speaker 3: money's worth. I don't understand they liked it. Flash where
Speaker 3: was she?
Speaker 2: Paedra Parks is an attorney baby, so she probably went
Speaker 2: in there and said I'll be back but you been
Speaker 2: have me holding the peach. But they also remember, remember
Speaker 2: what happened though with Kenya she got the loopy, So
Speaker 2: maybe it's just she's taking Kenya. I don't know. We'll see.
Speaker 2: So Phade's back, Glad she's back. Drew is back. Is
Speaker 2: Drew really the only one back from last season? I think?
Speaker 2: So we did have Kenya, but then you know that
Speaker 2: fell flat. Then we have cal Shomia, we have Shamia. Now,
Speaker 2: Samia has been on the show before as a friend,
Speaker 2: and this girl is a rich bitch.
Speaker 3: I was yelling at Paul. I'm like, you're an electrical contractor.
Speaker 3: Where's the HVAC?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, step up your shit. Guys like, oh, not
Speaker 2: only air conditioning for now on, but not only that,
Speaker 2: she's going to be the star of the show.
Speaker 3: She's in the middle. Did you know, Oh she is
Speaker 3: in the middle.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm not shocked, just from the you know,
Speaker 2: ten minutes or fifteen minutes we saw of her in
Speaker 2: the first episode. She's good. She's good. Any girl that
Speaker 2: talks about shitting on the first date is my type
Speaker 2: of girl.
Speaker 3: Married her, Maria, well, married her. He got it.
Speaker 2: She got it all out in the first day and
Speaker 2: then there's Angela, and then there's Britt and then Cynthia
Speaker 2: Bailey's back, which I love Cynthia.
Speaker 3: Angela Oakley, she's married to.
Speaker 2: It's Charles, Charles Oakley. Charles Oakley. So you know, without
Speaker 2: a lot of new faces that I felt that first
Speaker 2: episode was pretty good.
Speaker 3: It was I was a little jealous, that's how good
Speaker 3: it was. Like it was so good.
Speaker 2: I mean the first episode, we are at a strip club,
Speaker 2: We're seeing Rolls Royces being delivered.
Speaker 3: We are for her birthday. What is it a milestone birthday?
Speaker 2: She's forty two.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is so big about forty two?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Forty two? I'm kidding a Rolls Royce. Damn, I'm jealous.
Speaker 3: God and huge.
Speaker 2: He's cute, cute, I know. It's like she's married to
Speaker 2: some old.
Speaker 3: Bird that she blew his bathroom up on the first date.
Speaker 3: He didn't even care that she should bring out on
Speaker 3: the first day.
Speaker 2: He's like, that's my girl, that's my girl.
Speaker 3: He's off for him.
Speaker 2: She's off for him.
Speaker 3: She's like he's a on pieces of chocolate. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you'll like them, you get all this like them?
Speaker 2: Do you think God loves her more than us. Right,
Speaker 2: So it starts out with Porsche filed for doors from
Speaker 2: Simon a couple of months ago because they had financial
Speaker 2: intrust issues. Now Porsche's in there going I'm looking for
Speaker 2: a way forward, and I'm like, call Ice, they'll take
Speaker 2: care of him.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I know me. Have you not seen I have?
Speaker 3: That's why I think I think he should have signed
Speaker 3: the release to film in the.
Speaker 2: House, right, you should have. I wonder if that sparked it.
Speaker 3: He's playing with my money. Oh we'll fix this in
Speaker 3: three seconds. Yeah, I did see.
Speaker 2: Porscha did an interview. I didn't listen to the whole thing,
Speaker 2: but she said that she had nothing to do with
Speaker 2: him getting deported.
Speaker 3: I believe it, but maybe one of her nine million
Speaker 3: best friends did because it's so well, you know.
Speaker 2: Shamia is throwing her birthday party at a nine million
Speaker 2: dollar house that she lives in. Shamia coins herself the
Speaker 2: female Jamie Fox, a quadruple threat and actors, a singer,
Speaker 2: a dancer, and a host. Shamiya has two daughters. Shamia
Speaker 2: and her husband Gerald have been together for ten years.
Speaker 2: Shamiya has known Porsia for decades, and she has met
Speaker 2: the other woman over the years.
Speaker 3: The rail relationship.
Speaker 2: Now, did you enjoy the whole setup with Shamia? She
Speaker 2: really seems like she's anchoring this group of girls with
Speaker 2: I mean, even the producers are like, can you just,
Speaker 2: you know, shorten it a little, She's like, no, I can't,
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: It was so funny. She's not listen. Uh, she's on
Speaker 3: nobody's schedule and she don't need anybody's paycheck. Those are
Speaker 3: the most dangerous, dangerous girls, and she's and she's sure
Speaker 3: of herself.
Speaker 2: Do you know that she is best friends with Candy
Speaker 2: and real life?
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're best friends. I'm curious to see if
Speaker 2: we're going to miss Candy. Yeah, I'm hoping maybe we'll
Speaker 2: see a little Candy, But I don't know.
Speaker 3: You know, I'll never forget this send off that Andy
Speaker 3: gave Candy. Yeah, he for such a great like he
Speaker 3: spoke about her in such a beautiful way. It was well.
Speaker 2: How how often have you heard of a housewife leaving
Speaker 2: the show on their own?
Speaker 3: Not often, not often, But in the rare times where
Speaker 3: you get that woman that gets so cocky that she
Speaker 3: thinks she's going to set the world on fire, and
Speaker 3: she doesn't often Candy is a true talent. She has
Speaker 3: so much going on, she's so she's a triple threat.
Speaker 3: So you know what in her case, I kind of
Speaker 3: do understand it because she had so much else going
Speaker 3: on that she wanted to do. But when when you
Speaker 3: get the house life that says I'm so great, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna leave and set the world on fire, and then
Speaker 3: the next day they're obsolete they wake up.
Speaker 2: Now that, yeah, that does happen.
Speaker 3: We've seen that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with you know, with Shmia, like she has been
Speaker 2: on the show off and on as you know, a
Speaker 2: friend or friend. I don't even know if it wasn't
Speaker 2: exactly a friend role. And why do they not give
Speaker 2: her a peach?
Speaker 3: Wait? What do you mean? Like when I thought she's
Speaker 3: in the middle, she's gonna like.
Speaker 2: In the past like she's been. Oh so the producers
Speaker 2: are saying she was offered multiple times but her husband
Speaker 2: said no. So her husband, Yeah, so she finally that
Speaker 2: makes sense. That makes sense.
Speaker 3: Women always win in the end, they always get what
Speaker 3: they want.
Speaker 2: So she was an official friend of She was offered
Speaker 2: a peach before, but her husband did not want to film.
Speaker 2: So that makes so much more sense.
Speaker 3: He has so much fucking money. He doesn't want anybody
Speaker 3: in his business.
Speaker 2: Right, and that's people that have We have problems with
Speaker 2: that Orange County casting because people here are pretty private
Speaker 2: and if they have a lot of money, they don't
Speaker 2: want people poking around.
Speaker 3: Oh jealousy wears its ugly head. Yes, and not too
Speaker 3: many people get a calling in for their forty second
Speaker 3: And she may be an actress and she may be
Speaker 3: a triple threat. But however, I think she was even surprised. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think she was really surprised. And then did you
Speaker 3: see Porsche coming in when she was getting it?
Speaker 2: I know, pora, but I listen. Shemia was like in
Speaker 2: her interview, She's like, I hate being defined as wealthy. Oh,
Speaker 2: I like, girl, stop just stop right there, just by
Speaker 2: saying that to me, show me, show me a yeah,
Speaker 2: so evident judging you.
Speaker 3: No one hates No real person hates you for what
Speaker 3: you have. U.
Speaker 2: There is just you go out there. But I love
Speaker 2: when she's like she's shitting her man's toilet the first
Speaker 2: night when she said there was a symphony, I thought
Speaker 2: she meant the toilet was like a bidet and it
Speaker 2: was singing and dancing and blowing and wiping and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, you need a vacation on the beach. I know,
Speaker 3: if that's what you envisioned.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I thought. I thought he was so
Speaker 2: rich that like like there's people that are helping her
Speaker 2: wipe brass. But then it was like no, yah, and
Speaker 2: she was farting and she was farting and blowing.
Speaker 3: She was peeing out of her ass. Probably it's so
Speaker 3: funny because a friends of mine said, now she's very
Speaker 3: relatable for that reason.
Speaker 2: I know. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. One of
Speaker 2: my favorite scenes on a movie is Dumb and Dummer
Speaker 2: where he goes into the bathroom that's not working and
Speaker 2: like ships his grins out and then the toilet went
Speaker 2: a flush, and just sitting there watching it, I couldn't
Speaker 2: stop laughing. But that's me.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. And the fact that you thought that
Speaker 3: that it was one of those story toilets. I'm just curious.
Speaker 3: Did he have the money then, I don't know, a
Speaker 3: big house or was he like just starting out or
Speaker 3: didn't have that big of a house. Yeah, he didn't
Speaker 3: get that big.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they together with ten years right together?
Speaker 3: Ten years?
Speaker 2: So like what can happen in ten years A lot,
Speaker 2: a lot, especially.
Speaker 3: In that business. That's what Paul. You know, Paul's in
Speaker 3: the like business and that like you know, if I
Speaker 3: met Paul ten years ago, selln money. But I mean,
Speaker 3: like twenty years ago, Paul came with a suitcase and
Speaker 3: five dollars, not even a pillow. So did he have
Speaker 3: that kind of house that you couldn't hear herself shitting?
Speaker 3: I don't know, we don't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So Treu's divorce was I was thinking,
Speaker 2: well at first when she's talking and then she's like,
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have to I'm like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: get it now.
Speaker 3: I thought, here wasn't a ten thousand dollars toilet that's
Speaker 3: heats your ass and the bidet comes out with a button.
Speaker 2: I have one in my bedroom. It wasn't ten thousands,
Speaker 2: two thousand, but it does everything. It blows you.
Speaker 3: That's when it's birds, water up in different holes. It's
Speaker 3: about ten years ago. Your toilet was ten thousand.
Speaker 2: Probably you're right, you're right. So Drew's divorce has gone
Speaker 2: on for a year and it's a roller coaster. Ralph
Speaker 2: is with court ordered to move to the basement Drew
Speaker 2: is not allowed down there unless given permission. Drew is
Speaker 2: partnering with the father of Portia's child, Dennis.
Speaker 3: Get it from all ends, especially since she was good
Speaker 3: to Drew. Now, I watched last year's reunion. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: her ax was not nice. No, he was not nice
Speaker 3: to her, and they sat across from each other. They
Speaker 3: had an exchange. She couldn't even sit by her. He
Speaker 3: had to sit on the other side of Andy because
Speaker 3: it was that tumultuous. So Porsha was her friend, and
Speaker 3: Porsha was there for her. You know, I have to say,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of guys out there. You don't need
Speaker 3: to go for this one. This seems that great.
Speaker 2: It seems a little dirty, It really does. Honestly, I
Speaker 2: feel like there's gonna be a huge blow up between
Speaker 2: Drew and Porsia. And if she is dating Dennis, that's
Speaker 2: like a whole other level. That's a whole other level.
Speaker 2: Now there, Drew's relationship with Ralph right now is so
Speaker 2: bad that they have to be on an app like
Speaker 2: Family Wizard, where they have to text and there's like
Speaker 2: a mediator there in whatever they say. Yeah, well what
Speaker 2: they Yeah, there's a mediator in anything you say or
Speaker 2: text on that app can be used against you in court.
Speaker 3: So I think middle finger emojis and shit.
Speaker 2: That's not good. It's not good. I was on it
Speaker 2: with my ex and you know then it was it
Speaker 2: was like one hundred dollars a year. It was an app,
Speaker 2: and you yeah, you have to text on it, and
Speaker 2: that's the only way that you can communicate. It's when
Speaker 2: things are really bad. But if they're on Family Wizard
Speaker 2: or whatever app they're on, but they're still living together,
Speaker 2: like why not get out financial.
Speaker 3: Or spite?
Speaker 2: I got out. I literally took three kids to a
Speaker 2: two bedroom apartment, Like.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing I would get on. Not everybody has
Speaker 3: that intestinal fortitude to say, I don't give a fuck
Speaker 3: if I have to lick the sidewalk, I'm out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I know.
Speaker 3: And then there's also first, first of all, I don't
Speaker 3: see it, and Drew, you know, to give up what
Speaker 3: she has, and he's probably like, I'll leave when I'm ready,
Speaker 3: and I'll make you miserable while I'm here.
Speaker 2: I could not imagine living with my ex.
Speaker 3: Well, some signs it's dangerous. There's prime passion as a
Speaker 3: police officer, you know, the most dangerous call is in
Speaker 3: a hold up. It's a domestic that is the most
Speaker 3: dangerous call. Things happened. I was very concerned when Kim
Speaker 3: Solsiak and I saw her husband losing I actually I
Speaker 3: don't comment on these things, but I said, this is
Speaker 3: so sad. There's children involved. This man is on his
Speaker 3: breaking point. I see a catastrophe coming.
Speaker 2: Oh for sure. Do you remember that movie War of
Speaker 2: the Roses. Yeah, they both die in the end, they
Speaker 2: both die. They were swinging from the chandelier, they were
Speaker 2: doing everything. I'm like, that's how I felt Kim and
Speaker 2: Kroy's relationship was.
Speaker 3: And I saw Croy, I'm like, this is not funny,
Speaker 3: this is this is so scary. Please please get them
Speaker 3: help and get them apart. They were still living together warrant.
Speaker 3: They Yeah, I'm saying that you're playing with fire. You
Speaker 3: are playing with fire. Got out are It's very dangerous
Speaker 3: slip They're so dangerous. So I think that that is
Speaker 3: something that you know, it's almost like should be core ordered.
Speaker 3: If you can't communicate and you have to communicate on
Speaker 3: an app, then that person should not get the home well.
Speaker 2: And then we heard his voice but from downstairs in
Speaker 2: the basement. He's banished to the basement. But I wonder
Speaker 2: he obviously had to sign a release even to hear
Speaker 2: his voice. So I'm wondering if we're going to see
Speaker 2: him this season.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see him.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, but I wonder if we will.
Speaker 3: I know, but I don't want to see him. And
Speaker 3: let me tell you something. I'm sure she's keeping whatever
Speaker 3: she's doing quiet and now, like if he don't know
Speaker 3: about what's going on with the music producer over there
Speaker 3: or your baby daddy, if he finds that out, because
Speaker 3: I'm sure at some point he thought maybe this guy
Speaker 3: was his friend too. You know, they're playing with fire.
Speaker 3: They're playing now.
Speaker 2: Kelly and her family celebrate her daughter's birthday. Kelly's a
Speaker 2: single mom of four daughters, Kelly says, and those daughters
Speaker 2: are a beautiful Kelly says she will be divorced in
Speaker 2: two months and she's been going through the divorce for two.
Speaker 3: And a half years.
Speaker 2: Kelly and her ex were married eleven years, and now
Speaker 2: they are enemies. It became enemies.
Speaker 3: Bet you.
Speaker 2: They're not living in the same house. It's because it
Speaker 2: became an unsafe environment for her.
Speaker 3: And I'm talking about and she knew to get the
Speaker 3: hell out, Kelly said. She said, that's all I'm gonna say, right,
Speaker 3: and she's not saying I feel like he was abusive
Speaker 3: physically and listen, happened that a mile away. I could
Speaker 3: see that a mile away. Yeah, at that point, you
Speaker 3: cut your losses and you go because you well.
Speaker 2: Kelly owns a restaurant, a line of products, and a cookbook.
Speaker 2: Her daughter's birthday, seventeen designer bags was a bit excessive
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: By the time she was done with the seventeen, she
Speaker 3: could have got her.
Speaker 2: Put the Burken. That's what I said, I go, she
Speaker 2: wanted a Burken But still, I mean, the waffle business
Speaker 2: must be really good.
Speaker 3: But twenty four Characls syrup, I have some and.
Speaker 2: Some I this is kind of hard for me. Seventeen
Speaker 2: designer bags. I don't believe in doing that to your children,
Speaker 2: because then what do they strive for? If everything's been
Speaker 2: given to them and all this stuff, like, what do
Speaker 2: they strive for? So I thought it was a bit excessive.
Speaker 2: That's just me. I mean, one designer bag, Okay, I
Speaker 2: could see that, But she's like, I'm not getting her
Speaker 2: a burken but I'm gonna give her seventeen designer bags
Speaker 2: that up to seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, exactly. Listen, right, Tamera, to each his own.
Speaker 3: But when I went to disney Land disney World for
Speaker 3: the first time at twenty two, I enjoyed it because
Speaker 3: I wanted to take it all in. And you know,
Speaker 3: I didn't have anything growing up, so I enjoyed my
Speaker 3: things when I got later, you enjoyed it. But you know, listen,
Speaker 3: there's also a thing like you want. She there's guilt.
Speaker 3: There's mommy guilt. You're going through divorce. The kids are
Speaker 3: missing their father, They're crying for their father, the little
Speaker 3: ones going through it saying you know, she was crying
Speaker 3: so hard she almost you know, threw up. You You
Speaker 3: ran in the bathroom and threw up. When the kids
Speaker 3: were wondering if dad's I know what she's going through.
Speaker 3: You don't know what to do, right.
Speaker 2: I know, I know maybe maybe I'm a little jealous,
Speaker 2: Maybe I want to be her daughter.
Speaker 3: No, you're not jealous. You're not jealous. I'm not. I
Speaker 3: don't get jealous of parents. And we know we've made
Speaker 3: our mistakes and we've done some things right, we've done
Speaker 3: some things wrong, and we know that it's just not
Speaker 3: always great to give them everything.
Speaker 2: That's a thousand percent a thousand percent. And I even
Speaker 2: feel like I give my kids a little too much anyways,
Speaker 2: Like according to Eddie, he's the opposite where he doesn't
Speaker 2: want to really give them much. He wants them to
Speaker 2: work for everything. And I'm like, I.
Speaker 3: Know, life shouldn't be so hard if it doesn't have to.
Speaker 2: Be, I know. And I'm like, well, I'm not exactly
Speaker 2: like that, you know. I want to take in.
Speaker 3: Their lives a little bit easier. That's all. That's it.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: Then Porsia meets with the same attorney from her previous divorce.
Speaker 2: Simon told Portia he doesn't want to want her to
Speaker 2: film in the house and they need to file on
Speaker 2: emergency request. Porsia says she didn't didn't know that Simon
Speaker 2: didn't have a green card.
Speaker 3: Oh Jack, don't just come back. I hit the road Simon.
Speaker 2: Now I know, Well that name in itself is.
Speaker 3: He loved him. She loved him?
Speaker 4: Did you think I have a question? Look at the mirror,
Speaker 4: Oh I know, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Was just confused, Like how did she not know this information.
Speaker 3: Because she was in love. Yeah, she was getting a
Speaker 3: love haze. I don't know what about that guy that
Speaker 3: that people were fighting over.
Speaker 2: No hard pass me.
Speaker 3: There's so many fish in the sea.
Speaker 2: And Portia is so beautiful.
Speaker 3: And she looks photoshopped in person.
Speaker 2: And by the way, her and I did a commercial together.
Speaker 2: She is such a girl's girl, That's what she's like.
Speaker 2: She's like, let me fix your shirt, let's put push
Speaker 2: your boot, your booby's up a little bit.
Speaker 1: What I have?
Speaker 2: You know, she's really a girl's girl. And I really,
Speaker 2: you know, I thought, God.
Speaker 3: She threw it. She has threw it, only to have
Speaker 3: Kelly stick it.
Speaker 2: In her ass, stick it in her asshole. So Samya, Kelly,
Speaker 2: and Britt meet Samiya brings up Porscha's divorce with Simon.
Speaker 2: Kelly says Porscha shouldn't have taken another woman's man. Samia
Speaker 2: says there was no crossover between Simon's ex and Porsia.
Speaker 2: Kelly says it looks crazy for Porscha to go to
Speaker 2: her home and wind up marrying that guy. It is like,
Speaker 2: if you look at it from the outside, it is
Speaker 2: kind of crazy. But I don't think it was that, Like,
Speaker 2: from what they're saying, there was no crossover, like obviously
Speaker 2: they had met. I met Eddie a year before him
Speaker 2: and I got together, and I was with my ex
Speaker 2: husban when we met him. He lived in our neighborhood.
Speaker 2: He literally went was in the fitness industry and judge people.
Speaker 3: I know, Kelly, Kelly, don't judge because your life's about
Speaker 3: to get real weird being single, you were married for
Speaker 3: eleven years. Don't judge anyone, especially, don't kick them when
Speaker 3: they're down.
Speaker 2: But Housewife Show is all about judging people, So right,
Speaker 2: Denis stand dou'll standard and judgment. Yeah, keep judging, keep judging.
Speaker 2: So Brit says she heard that Drew was dating Dennis.
Speaker 2: Now we don't know if that's.
Speaker 3: True yet, but I think I think it is.
Speaker 2: I think it is.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, so Kelly says. But then Kelly says that
Speaker 2: Dennis was in her DMS, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's Dennis Dennis so Dennis, I mean.
Speaker 2: So the backstory is Portia met Simon during season thirteen,
Speaker 2: when his ex wife Fallon was cast as a friend.
Speaker 2: Fallon announced their split in April twenty twenty one. Portia
Speaker 2: and Simon started secretly dating the same month, but didn't
Speaker 2: go public to May twenty twenty one. And then also
Speaker 2: for everybody, because no, Dennis is the father of Porsia's child,
Speaker 2: but they were never married. So this is a whole
Speaker 2: lot of messiness and I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: It's gonna get crazy and nasty and ugly, and those
Speaker 3: girls know how to fight. And I'm so excited. I know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm still like I'm jealous because I'm jealous because it
Speaker 3: was so good.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 3: I mean they may have a number one show again.
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 3: I think used to be number one for a long
Speaker 3: time back in the day. Tamma, you remember they got
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, their ratings were in the million.
Speaker 3: They just touched them. Yeah you never. You couldn't buy
Speaker 3: his seat to their show. They were just like it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's slowly declined. It's slowly declined.
Speaker 3: And big Well Nini left or a lot of the
Speaker 3: names left.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So then Porsha and Shamia go to the
Speaker 2: strip club like, Hey, Dolores, you want to go to.
Speaker 3: The strip club? Camera, Hey, what are you doing? I'm
Speaker 3: in town. I'll meet you at.
Speaker 2: Uh I'll meet you at Sugars.
Speaker 3: Let meet you at h so I can have somebody
Speaker 3: clapping the rass in my face.
Speaker 2: Face while I'm eating my Yeah, I'm eating my hot dog.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm like, who does this? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, so she's they go to a strip club.
Speaker 2: We see lots of asses clapping. Shamiah says, Simon text
Speaker 2: her congratulations on her. Peach like, wow, Like what is
Speaker 2: he doing. He's not texting, you know, his wife or
Speaker 2: ex wife, but he's texting another cast member to say that.
Speaker 2: Shimiya tells Porsha that Kelly accused her of taking somebody's man.
Speaker 2: Shemya brings up Drew and Dennis's relationship. Porscha says, Drew
Speaker 2: is crossing the line. I he is crossing the line.
Speaker 2: There's a little bit of a girl code there. So
Speaker 2: I wonder if she was working with Dennis before she
Speaker 2: knew that Porschia was coming back to the show, or
Speaker 2: did she do it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, they were friends. They were friends.
Speaker 2: I know it's a no go regardless, but I'm like,
Speaker 2: did she do this just for the show or did
Speaker 2: she do this? Is this been going on for a while.
Speaker 3: That's what I I don't think she from the looks
Speaker 3: of things and the look on her face. I don't
Speaker 3: know why she thinks that she could have gotten away
Speaker 3: with it, But I don't think it's something that I
Speaker 3: think that. This is why I think she likes him,
Speaker 3: because you have to like somebody to know that going
Speaker 3: with him is going to really fuck you on this show,
Speaker 3: Like is it. It's got to be worth it to her.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's like a big movie producer. It's
Speaker 3: not like, you know, she's vulnerable right now, she's got
Speaker 3: the But I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like that Dennis just wants to be part
Speaker 2: of the show, is what I'm thinking. And I can't
Speaker 2: imagine Eddie or Paul like reaching out to a new
Speaker 2: cast member and congratulating them for their orange or whatever.
Speaker 3: I think he's trying to get clout from the show.
Speaker 3: Some of these guys that come on camera listen, Eddie
Speaker 3: would be so happy if he never saw the show again.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know some of these both.
Speaker 3: Not getting paid. To me, he does not care, you know, like.
Speaker 2: No, But also, you guys have a different dynamic on
Speaker 2: your show. You the guys do stuff together. Most shows
Speaker 2: do not have that. So I really enjoy watching the
Speaker 2: guys but on other shows, but I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I don't like it because the guys are involved. It
Speaker 3: does take away from us and then we wind up
Speaker 3: getting fights over them.
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. I could see that.
Speaker 3: I got to protect our men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think there's nothing more do share
Speaker 2: than guys getting involved in the housewives show.
Speaker 3: It's just like.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Eddie barely can stand the downloads, like,
Speaker 2: okay to download you on what happened yesterday? And anybody
Speaker 2: His go to is why don't you find different friends?
Speaker 2: And I go, can you stop saying that?
Speaker 3: All right? That's it, That's that's so easy to do, right.
Speaker 2: Find different friends? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 3: Uh huh take that.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Kelly arrives at Shemia's house early. Samia tells Kelly she
Speaker 2: felt uncomfortable hearing her say that Porsha stole another woman's man.
Speaker 2: Kelly says, Porsha is already take talking about her. Kelly
Speaker 2: says she was passionate about it because she knows what
Speaker 2: it's like to be cheated on. Do you think Kelly's
Speaker 2: coming in a little too hot.
Speaker 3: And way too hot. We know how this what happens here? Also, Kelly, Kelly,
Speaker 3: Kelly came on saying, I'm gonna go for Porsche because
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make a name for myself. Just like you know,
Speaker 3: you get in a fist fight in the neighborhood, you win.
Speaker 3: Now somebody else wants to fight you to hold the title, right,
Speaker 3: But it's the title of clearly Porsche, you know.
Speaker 2: And Kelly is the one talking about Porscha. It's not
Speaker 2: the other way around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like she's a name for
Speaker 3: her before. But but like Porscha said, and she handled
Speaker 3: it very well. Porsia was like, really, I don't know you.
Speaker 2: I was kind of shocked. Were you shocked that Porscha
Speaker 2: was so calm, Like she's just like, oh, okay whatever.
Speaker 3: She didn't answer her number one because why should she.
Speaker 2: But even on her confessional, I felt like she was
Speaker 2: being very nice.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, for now, for now, now, now, don't
Speaker 3: blow your load in the first episode, because Kelly, you
Speaker 3: just blew your load. It's an amateur move.
Speaker 2: Boy, is it? The rest of them? I know, I mean,
Speaker 2: I could say so much, but I can't. The rest
Speaker 2: of the woman.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Right?
Speaker 2: Y's I do? The rest of the woman arrived at
Speaker 2: she made his birthday party, except for Portia. Can you
Speaker 2: question if Britt is married since she's not wearing a
Speaker 2: second ring and if she has been married to.
Speaker 3: Talk about blowing up the bathroom? She shipped her pants
Speaker 3: when Kenya came in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Brice says she has one husband?
Speaker 3: One husband?
Speaker 2: Oh does she mean because she doesn't have like a
Speaker 2: band and a dian band? Oh that isn't that kind
Speaker 2: of old school nowadays? Like I don't know, I think I.
Speaker 3: Think she was making Kenya was making conversation. But Kenya
Speaker 3: came in with big dick energy and she was like
Speaker 3: kind of intimidating, and she yeah, she was just like
Speaker 3: she kind of just checked every and then instead of
Speaker 3: her saying like, she ran over to her husband and
Speaker 3: she's like, she said, my ring was please girls, hold
Speaker 3: hold her mind.
Speaker 2: Well, Britt says, Kenya is being stand offish and is
Speaker 2: questioning her marriage. What are your thoughts on Kenya being
Speaker 2: edited down to a guest role, no confessional, not a
Speaker 2: lot of screen time, et cetera. What do you think
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 3: Didn't she get in a little trouble.
Speaker 2: Got a little bit trouble.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Oh that's She's lucky to be on she was,
Speaker 3: she's being reprimanded.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know when the trouble happened. Do
Speaker 2: you remember who the trouble was with? She showed pictures
Speaker 2: or something, you know, I can't remember who it was. Oh,
Speaker 2: it was Britt, Britt, it was Britt.
Speaker 3: It was Britt.
Speaker 2: So I it's mid season. I wonder if they're even
Speaker 2: going to show that episode or how that's gonna go.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be Eagles issue. Yeah, it seems like Kenya
Speaker 3: was coming for Bretta in some way. She listens right,
Speaker 3: Actually it's in the trailer. It is in the trailer,
Speaker 3: so they are going to be showing it.
Speaker 2: So I'm I'm excited to see that, see what actually
Speaker 2: went down. If they if they can play it like
Speaker 2: they did, like you know, how it truly happened without.
Speaker 3: Legal they would probably need a lot.
Speaker 2: Of blurring, That's what I'm hearing. So then everybody's there
Speaker 2: except for Portie, and you know, she gets this rolls
Speaker 2: Royce and everybody's clapping, and.
Speaker 3: The pictures are taken and what clapping?
Speaker 2: I know she pulls the big old cover off of it,
Speaker 2: and it's a Rolls Royce and yelling, oh up, you're
Speaker 2: up your game. And then in comes Porsche like right
Speaker 2: into the driver's seat, as if, Hi, I'm here, Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm late.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you. I was annoyed.
Speaker 2: Let her have her moment.
Speaker 3: I was annoyed. Let me tell you something, Tom, don't
Speaker 3: even need a moment. She's got it. She's got it.
Speaker 3: But but you know, Porsche running in on her moment
Speaker 3: and give her a minute. Porsche, be be aware of
Speaker 3: other people's needs and wants and don't be the selfish friend.
Speaker 3: I don't like selfish friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't either. But it was like, Me is like,
Speaker 2: I am rich, bitch, look at this car. And Porscha's like, oh,
Speaker 2: let me say I'm here. I know she's working on
Speaker 2: the car. She's like and then por She's like, sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm late. She's like, if I don't leave at a
Speaker 2: certain time, it's I'm two hours late.
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, get the fuck out of here. I
Speaker 3: don't care that there's traffic.
Speaker 2: She'll get out of my way. Get out of my way.
Speaker 3: If you know that there's traffic, get in the fucking car.
Speaker 2: Oh god, So all the women introduced themselves and sit
Speaker 2: together to chat. Kelly asked Porscha why she took another
Speaker 2: woman's husband. Porscha asked Kelly what her name is?
Speaker 3: Jersey? She would have got her teeth kicked in right,
Speaker 3: like stand if you're gonna come for somebody, stand up,
Speaker 3: don't be sitting down and do it because your game
Speaker 3: was surprise.
Speaker 2: Porscha's just asked, like what's what is what her name is?
Speaker 2: I'm saying she doesn't even know her.
Speaker 3: You know what, though, camera, she did the right thing.
Speaker 3: She didn't give her her moment that she was looking.
Speaker 3: She didn't give it to her. She didn't give it
Speaker 3: to her. If she ignores her, then she doesn't then
Speaker 3: then yeah, if it's flat and now the viewers don't
Speaker 3: like that ship, the viewers will be like, thirsty bitch.
Speaker 2: Your thirsday Thursday, Like, you.
Speaker 3: Just meet someone, you don't even know my name, You
Speaker 3: don't introduce hi, I'm I'm going through a divorce. Make
Speaker 3: a conversation, just be like why are you still somebody's man?
Speaker 3: You looked, you blew your load, you look.
Speaker 2: Like I know. It's like the stupidest Brooky mistake ever
Speaker 2: like I and you know, I.
Speaker 3: Feel likened Thursday.
Speaker 2: Some of these new girls that come on the show,
Speaker 2: they've watched it for so many years and they think
Speaker 2: I have to start drama right away, and for her
Speaker 2: to just ride out the gate like and por, She's like,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what is your name?
Speaker 3: You know that the producers like that person. Oh, I'm
Speaker 3: sure yous don't And then you and then you lose
Speaker 3: steam by the end of the season, and then what
Speaker 3: happens is that people don't like you, and then and
Speaker 3: then now the girls know what you're up to, so
Speaker 3: they can all like vote not to be around you
Speaker 3: because they know what you did to her. You do
Speaker 3: it to them, so you take a big chance doing
Speaker 3: that for sure?
Speaker 2: Well oh absolutely, and it ends with it to be
Speaker 2: continued when Shamia asked Drew if she's dating Dennis. So
Speaker 2: these girls are ruthless. It's gonna get really good. The
Speaker 2: first episode was great. I'm glad that Atlanta's back. I
Speaker 2: feel like they've been gone forever. So do why it's
Speaker 2: been a while, right, hasn't it been a while?
Speaker 3: Atlanta is back.
Speaker 2: They are back. They are back, and they are better
Speaker 2: than ever good job than ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're casted well, they have casted really well. You
Speaker 3: know that is everything?
Speaker 2: Well you know that, oh the cast is everything. Do
Speaker 2: you know that the last time they were on the
Speaker 2: air of September twenty twenty three, so it has been
Speaker 2: a while. Really Yep, that was their last episode twenty three.
Speaker 2: So they did take they did take a little break.
Speaker 2: So they they took their time like they're doing with
Speaker 2: Jersey right now, and they're gonna get it right and
Speaker 2: they're gonna come back twice as strong. That's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I think some times that's what it takes. Did you
Speaker 2: miss Marlowe? Chara or Candy.
Speaker 3: Charay is my girl. We share a birthday, so I
Speaker 3: love Shara. But here's the thing. Camera it was so good.
Speaker 3: I know it was so good. If I wasn't asked
Speaker 3: back and I saw that and it aired, I will
Speaker 3: be like throwing up in the feedle like a bad grade.
Speaker 2: That's why I say I'm like I would have been
Speaker 2: in the fetal position.
Speaker 3: I was at the feetle and I mean I'm not I've.
Speaker 2: Never been a huge fan of Marlowe's but Chara and Candy, yes,
Speaker 2: you know I adore them, but to be honest with you,
Speaker 2: it was so good, like whatever, Yeah, it was so
Speaker 2: good that it was like, you know, it was okay.
Speaker 3: I hate to say it because I care for the
Speaker 3: other people, but it was good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really good. Well, well that's it and
Speaker 2: it's to be continued and we'll be back next week
Speaker 2: with another episode of Atlanta.
Speaker 3: Woo who I cannot beat
Speaker 1: Mhm.