Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, nice reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby. Yeah, it's Brooking Boys. Slices.
Speaker 3: Time for episode number three forty three and beyond Better
Speaker 3: Late than Never. David Brody, as we record this on
Speaker 3: a Thursday, what the hell are we thinking?
Speaker 2: Thursday? Well, you and I had some things, some conflicts.
Speaker 2: Here we are eat but today today is July twenty fourth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I said to Scary, guess what movie I'm seeing tonight?
Speaker 2: He said Superman? And I said, what kind of superhero
Speaker 2: movie fan would I be if I saw it? Two
Speaker 2: weeks after it came out? He said, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I said, what movie is Scary? I don't know. I said,
Speaker 2: I give you a hint. Look at me, and he
Speaker 2: looks at me. He goes, I don't know. Slices, here's
Speaker 2: the thing you need to know. I'm wearing a large,
Speaker 2: full chest Fantastic four shirt with the characters on it.
Speaker 2: And he looks at me. He goes, I don't know
Speaker 2: what movie you is seeing tonight? Yeah, well I'm gonna
Speaker 2: see Fantastic Force sk right now. Slices.
Speaker 3: Here's what Brody doesn't know. I have other screens pulled
Speaker 3: up over his face. So I'm not even looking at
Speaker 3: David Brody right now, I'm not true.
Speaker 2: He squinted. He squinted and stared and squinted, and he went.
Speaker 3: Now I did, Now I did? Yeah, all right, who's
Speaker 3: your favorite? I like the thing? David Brody? Oh, you
Speaker 3: like the thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What's his real name?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not that much. What's his religion? I don't even
Speaker 2: know what street was he born on? Why are you
Speaker 2: to know these things? He's Ben Grimm, grew up on
Speaker 2: Yancey Street, and he's Jewish.
Speaker 3: I gotta go.
Speaker 2: This is important. Also, as we.
Speaker 3: Come on the air here recording this, Hulk Hogan died.
Speaker 2: Yep, Hulk Hogan died, and of course, as he died
Speaker 2: a couple of days ago, and so did Malcolm and
Speaker 2: Jamal Warner the or theo Hunk Huxtable. Did you say,
Speaker 2: Malcolm and Jamal Warner?
Speaker 3: Malcolm Jamal Warner, Oh died and said that that's it.
Speaker 3: That's that makes three. Hulk is the is the third
Speaker 3: of the three people who passed Averway. As you know,
Speaker 3: if you contribute to the theory that people die in threes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, except Connie Francis died on the sixteenth. Does that
Speaker 2: not count?
Speaker 3: We just again.
Speaker 2: We'll talk more about this on The Brooklyn Boys when
Speaker 2: we record later. But here's the thing. You guys count
Speaker 2: to three and then you reset. Celebrities die in whatever
Speaker 2: number they die in. We've had this argument already. You
Speaker 2: guys conveniently leave out the fourth person that died. If
Speaker 2: someone dies tomorrow, you'll forget about Malcolm Jamal Warner. People
Speaker 2: are on on on the iHeart page right now. iHeartMedia
Speaker 2: posted that Hulk Hogan died. One woman writes, it always
Speaker 2: happens in threes. Two of my aunts just died. Okay,
Speaker 2: that doesn't count your two ants, and Hulk Hogan doesn't
Speaker 2: count as your unless your answer celebrities we don't know about.
Speaker 2: It doesn't count, right.
Speaker 3: And then what constitutes is celebrity because a celebrity to
Speaker 3: you might not be a celebrity to me.
Speaker 2: So right, if an athlete dies, does that count? There
Speaker 2: are celebrities, they're celebrated. By definition of celebrities, someone who
Speaker 2: is celebrated, So are we not counting any any athletes
Speaker 2: that died? The Mets lost a picture like that I
Speaker 2: know of, so you know, waiting throw the line, Well,
Speaker 2: it always happens in threes, No it doesn't.
Speaker 3: All right, let's move. Yeah, we got to do debate
Speaker 3: this again. The way behind the eight ball here we
Speaker 3: got we're way behind anyway. Yeah, So, people who listened
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Speaker 2: slices put us in the number one pre set on
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Speaker 3: No, I haven't reminded you in several weeks. But yeah,
Speaker 3: if you haven't done it already, and you're you've got
Speaker 3: to be using the new version of iHeartRadio by now.
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Speaker 2: P one huh yeah, preference one. Yeah, all right, here
Speaker 2: we go right here, we got Y's call.
Speaker 4: Oh you know the Brooklyn Boys. You scary you brody,
Speaker 4: You are.
Speaker 2: The best, no doubt about it.
Speaker 4: You know, the creem always rises to the up and
Speaker 4: that's where you, gentlemen, exactly are you? There's no podcast
Speaker 4: like yours, brother, because your recars, because you're untouchable.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was submitted over a week ago,
Speaker 3: and what is going on here?
Speaker 2: That's a coincidence. That's not irony, but that is a coincidence. Yea,
Speaker 2: holy shit, and we're just talking about somebody comes. If
Speaker 2: somebody left the message a week ago singing some song
Speaker 2: by Ozie or Black Sabbath, then we know this is
Speaker 2: a problem. I need to take a second. Did that
Speaker 2: just happen?
Speaker 3: That always go we always go oldest first. We we
Speaker 3: don't go. We don't even go cron a lot. So
Speaker 3: it's not like it just came in and we we
Speaker 3: we played it that.
Speaker 2: That's the oldest.
Speaker 3: He's doing Cogan brother, all right, brother, Yeah yeah, hocal
Speaker 3: media run wild.
Speaker 2: Wow Wow, okay, all right, all right, all right, here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 3: That was That was a thrilling way to start the
Speaker 3: how I welcome Jamal Water and press here it comes Assi.
Speaker 5: Reggie here, unaceptable parents, unacceptable, a list time I was
Speaker 5: at a dinner party and I had cheese and pepperoniole
Speaker 5: over my lips. No one wanted to eat it weren't
Speaker 5: the lips on my but you have.
Speaker 2: Acceptable. She went there. I knew. I thought she was
Speaker 2: going to go there, and she did. Reggie.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, she continues.
Speaker 5: And this is Skylo from New Jersey at the teacher.
Speaker 5: Absolutely not. That is not acceptable behavior. Need to correct
Speaker 5: your child because at some point, as Brodie said, here
Speaker 5: we are at a dinner party and he thinks that's acceptable. No,
Speaker 5: thank you.
Speaker 3: And a third one.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what she's referencing in case any other slices,
Speaker 2: make a reference, because you have to reference what you're referencing.
Speaker 2: I was talking about a friend's kid who ate the
Speaker 2: grated cheese with a spoon and put the spoon back
Speaker 2: in the grated cheese. And by the way, my friend,
Speaker 2: a friend of mine who has a kid around that age,
Speaker 2: called me and was like, I was listening to the podcast,
Speaker 2: was that my kid? Because I was over their house
Speaker 2: for dinner also and they had grated cheese, And I said, no,
Speaker 2: that wasn't your kid, It wasn't you. He's like, because
Speaker 2: it could have happened. Yeah, but it wasn't you. I
Speaker 2: know you listened to the podcast. It definitely wasn't.
Speaker 5: So scary Brody can still love kids and expect the
Speaker 5: cheese not to be covered in saliva. That's not setting
Speaker 5: the bar too high.
Speaker 6: Trust me.
Speaker 7: I'm a special education teacher.
Speaker 5: And even high would not allow my students with autism
Speaker 5: to be saliva ang all over the cheese.
Speaker 2: All right, come on surviving saliv yep.
Speaker 8: So okay, Brody and scary and never scary and Brody,
Speaker 8: it's more from ct Brodie. As soon as I seen
Speaker 8: that little fuck face kid go for that spoon and
Speaker 8: put it in his mouth, as soon as he got
Speaker 8: near me, I would have gave him the old oh
Speaker 8: the little lect trip. Oh man, you all right there, champ,
Speaker 8: you take a little spill, Oh man, fuck them kids.
Speaker 8: As soon as I would have seen fucking scary, as
Speaker 8: soon as I would have seen fucking flickering Frank, that
Speaker 8: motherfucker would have got the business too. He would have
Speaker 8: got that lou king lex sweet fucking causing my delay
Speaker 8: of two hours. A little bitch over a fucking light,
Speaker 8: go get a lamb from fucking the lobby or something, bitchchanic.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I would have pissed me off. They
Speaker 8: could have easily fixed that problem when they landed while
Speaker 8: everyone was cleaning up, but fucking flickering Frank want to
Speaker 8: be a fucking bitch?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Brody, Oh sorry, was talking specifically about the
Speaker 3: galley light that was out and it took two hours
Speaker 3: to let the plane take off, exactly.
Speaker 6: Ben He from Brooklyn Brody, I gotta tell you, that
Speaker 6: fucking geese story made my stomach turn and even my
Speaker 6: own fucking kids. If they did that, I'd flip the
Speaker 6: fuck out. That's disgusting. You contaminated. I don't care your kids.
Speaker 6: Somebody else could you can taminated that whole fucking container.
Speaker 6: That's garbage. Now, in my opinion, you can't serve that.
Speaker 6: You can't even fucking eat that. You put that back
Speaker 6: in the fucking fridge with some saliva on. That's a
Speaker 6: not my kid parent. You know what I'm saying that
Speaker 6: that that fucking trickles down to everything. I'm sorry that
Speaker 6: they are your friends. I'm not trying to insult them,
Speaker 6: but that's just fucking horrid. That is terrible you because
Speaker 6: you know that that he does that on a regular
Speaker 6: basis of course. So unless they open that fucking container
Speaker 6: in front of you, that cheese that you put on
Speaker 6: your pasta already was contaminated.
Speaker 2: Yep or whatever I'm thinking of.
Speaker 9: Boom.
Speaker 2: Let me things about Vinnie.
Speaker 3: What's that now?
Speaker 2: Hold on number one? I love when Vinne agrees with me.
Speaker 2: When Vinnie and I are on the same page, it's fantastic. Also,
Speaker 2: notice that he his message ended and the next message
Speaker 2: started like he didn't miss a beat. Yeah, see what
Speaker 2: did he say? Part two? He didn't say VIDI again,
Speaker 2: He's like so anyway, I was saying, like he just
Speaker 2: kept going. Yeah, way to be Vinnie lead by example.
Speaker 2: That's a finesse to that the trucker does that exceedingly.
Speaker 10: Well perfect Sea from Queen's One Last Time, Brodie, you
Speaker 10: were talking about your friends, saying that his neighbor's wife
Speaker 10: doesn't give him the little nod of acknowledgment.
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 10: I had a neighbor who I became friends with.
Speaker 11: I don't know why, but suddenly she started walking past
Speaker 11: me and even my dog like she didn't know us.
Speaker 11: My dog would be all happy to see her because
Speaker 11: my dog knew her, and she'd keep on walking and
Speaker 11: wouldn't even look in our direction for some reason.
Speaker 2: I have no idea why. She's got to remember that
Speaker 2: woman I told you about who ratted me out about
Speaker 2: my dogs and ratted me out about my garage. She
Speaker 2: couldn't talk to me. I did nothing to herr she
Speaker 2: just walks by now mm hmm, So same same issue.
Speaker 6: I gotta cut off Vinnie again. I got cut off
Speaker 6: in my second talk back for the band service and
Speaker 6: wouldn't go through anyhow. Uh. You know that kid fucking
Speaker 6: does that all the time with And there's no fucking
Speaker 6: way that I'm ever eating at somebody's house again that
Speaker 6: I see that kid do that, because that's not the
Speaker 6: first time, especially if there's no reaction, there's not. And
Speaker 6: that's also why I always say, you can't eat everybody's
Speaker 6: fucking houses. You don't know what they fucking do the dishes.
Speaker 6: How they don't wash their dishes. I had a conversation
Speaker 6: with somebody that they told me they only wash at
Speaker 6: the top. They only wash the tops of their dishes.
Speaker 6: They don't wash the bottoms. Gotta be out of your
Speaker 6: fucking mind.
Speaker 2: That's gross.
Speaker 6: That's like only washing the front of you. And one
Speaker 6: thing you keep saying that it's a kid problem. It
Speaker 6: really isn't a kid problem. This is a parenting problem.
Speaker 6: I'm both of those fucking issues, the dirty diaper in
Speaker 6: the fucking pool and the.
Speaker 2: Spoon and the cheese.
Speaker 6: That that's just bad parenting on both ends. I'm not
Speaker 6: saying they're bad parents, but in this you don't teage
Speaker 6: your fucking kids diaper in a pool.
Speaker 1: Number one.
Speaker 2: Number two.
Speaker 6: If your kid fucking six is dirty, spoon in the cheese,
Speaker 6: you represent.
Speaker 3: Your reprimand thank you, Vinnie, And he said number two
Speaker 3: very appropriaty. Number two.
Speaker 6: Just out of curiosity, I had to look up how
Speaker 6: swim diapers worked. I've used them on all four of
Speaker 6: my kids, but I thought, well, you thought that it
Speaker 6: kept urine in and water out. But I just read
Speaker 6: online that it doesn't absorb any liquid. It's completely made
Speaker 6: to just holding solid waste. So when that being in
Speaker 6: the diaper, they're being in your pool. Oh that's a
Speaker 6: little tidbit of information. I didn't know that either.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, thanks for ruining my David Loo Gary.
Speaker 6: And then you wonder why the fucking plane ticket is
Speaker 6: so damn expensive because that stupid flicker and fucking light.
Speaker 6: You know those six guys were or union members.
Speaker 2: Of course, took six.
Speaker 6: Of them to change twelve dollars fucking part of course,
Speaker 6: the airline one thousand dollars with overtime and fucking double
Speaker 6: pay and all the bullshit that goes along with it,
Speaker 6: because you know that's what they do. There's union electricians
Speaker 6: or whatever it is. They stretch it. They could have
Speaker 6: done that in thirty seconds, probably.
Speaker 3: All right, Do I Brody scary or do I scary?
Speaker 1: Brody?
Speaker 9: Now it scary.
Speaker 12: I gotta get gas from BJ's because it's ten cents
Speaker 12: less of gallon.
Speaker 3: So I got a meeting to get to.
Speaker 2: But the line is around the corner.
Speaker 9: So I'm sitting there fuming. I'm gonna miss the meeting.
Speaker 3: Brody.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just pay the extra ten cents. It'll
Speaker 1: be worth it. You'll make your meeting, You'll make that
Speaker 1: money back.
Speaker 9: I can't do. It's scary.
Speaker 13: It's the principle.
Speaker 9: I gotta save the.
Speaker 14: Ten Sorry, butcher the voices no offense.
Speaker 3: But very other.
Speaker 10: Line's way too long at BJ's. But I could see Brody.
Speaker 15: Sitting there forever.
Speaker 12: Of course, you know you'd waste more money and gas,
Speaker 12: just waiting the line so long, and Scary would go elsewhere, so.
Speaker 3: You know it's too So were we talking about Bjay's
Speaker 3: gas at any point? Well, no, he's just saying in general,
Speaker 3: is scary Brody versus Brodie scary? He's scary Brody that
Speaker 3: because that scenario. Oh, he agrees with me, And it's
Speaker 3: so true, unless you would also go to the more
Speaker 3: expensive gas station, or you would sit there and line
Speaker 3: and wait for the ten cent discount.
Speaker 2: Depends what I'm doing. But if it's like more than
Speaker 2: two cars, I don't wait. I don't have the patience.
Speaker 2: So as much as I like is saving money, I'm
Speaker 2: also from Brooklyn and I get agitated very easily. I
Speaker 2: gotta go, I gotta move. Let's go.
Speaker 9: Hey, this is Angel from California. Man, you know why
Speaker 9: I shout a month to pick with you?
Speaker 12: Scary?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 16: Hey, Brody, you remember when he went to Amsterdam and
Speaker 16: he didn't know his ass from a hole in the wall.
Speaker 16: He didn't even know where he would go. And you
Speaker 16: know you remember, yeah, I know you remember, you know.
Speaker 16: But anyway, when you came back, you know, hey, did
Speaker 16: you go to any other kind of bis cafes?
Speaker 9: And you're all like, no, I don't know nothing. I
Speaker 9: don't smoke weed.
Speaker 17: No me, no, yeah, brother, And don't deny it, man,
Speaker 17: because I got the receipt right here.
Speaker 9: Look listen, man.
Speaker 1: I don't smoke potter, I really don't see.
Speaker 9: You're off tall snowflake man.
Speaker 17: And now you come back from Jamaica and you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 17: we smoked out and my dad he smoked with it
Speaker 17: was and I got my own person or joint liquor.
Speaker 9: I'm a part here. Man. You're nothing but a snowflake.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: That was a real letdown, man, you let me.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Trucker. I'm sorry. Angel, Yeah, Angel
Speaker 2: from California. Please. I don't even know if he knows Trucker.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, you know what. Yeah he got me flip
Speaker 3: flopping on that one. What do you want me to say?
Speaker 3: I don't smoke pot normally, but when in Rome, I
Speaker 3: mean you gotta go. You gotta smoke in Jamaica, I
Speaker 3: mean I guess I could have in Amsterdam. I mean
Speaker 3: that's also another big place for it. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you got me.
Speaker 2: It's also lead of a Jersey so podcast. All right,
Speaker 2: talkbacks rolling in.
Speaker 3: Thank you, so much for your feedback on them and
Speaker 3: this man.
Speaker 9: You need to make your mind he continues, I love him. Yeah, man,
Speaker 9: you need to make your mind up.
Speaker 17: Man, if you're gonna be cool or that man, if
Speaker 17: you're gonna be a man of the people, or you're
Speaker 17: just gonna.
Speaker 9: Be your budgies helf all the time.
Speaker 17: You know, like that time that you get invited to
Speaker 17: the Wednesday waiting Man, you say that you're going.
Speaker 16: Man, if you're gonna be a man of the people,
Speaker 16: you fulfill your duties as being the man of the people,
Speaker 16: just like Brody.
Speaker 9: Man, he's a man of the people, does everything for us.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 9: But I don't know, man, I so I don't know
Speaker 9: what I'm gonna do with you. Man, you drive me
Speaker 9: nuts sometimes.
Speaker 3: From C again, Yeah, thank you there, Angel. I bought
Speaker 3: the way that wedding hasn't happened yet, So I will
Speaker 3: be wedding that I will come on tom what month,
Speaker 3: September Wednesday wedding? Yeah all right? Well from CT, Sorry
Speaker 3: I interrupted.
Speaker 2: You who from for a second?
Speaker 3: Brodie apologizes for interrupting you will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I got I gotta go slight, I gotta
Speaker 2: go Brooklyn boys. For a second, so this is not political,
Speaker 2: but it's going to lead into I got to mention
Speaker 2: some politics to get into this. So on the news
Speaker 2: they showed Jeffrey Epstein. You know who he is. He's
Speaker 2: in the news. He was at Trump's second wedding, which
Speaker 2: is at the Plaza Hotel. Right. Trump owns the Plaza Hotel,
Speaker 2: So I get why I had the wedding there, beautiful hotel. Right,
Speaker 2: But the reporter says, here's the weird thing. We just
Speaker 2: checked the records. He married his second wife on a Monday.
Speaker 2: On a Monday. Scary a Monday wedding. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 2: He owns the hotel. I'm sure the room was available
Speaker 2: because it was a Monday, right, But what kind of
Speaker 2: a gift would you give Donald Trump and Mala Maples
Speaker 2: on a Monday. Do you give them like a Trump
Speaker 2: Plaza Hotel fancy wedding gift or do you give him
Speaker 2: a Monday gift? Scary?
Speaker 3: I think you gotta come correct and impress and you
Speaker 3: gotta give you gotta go for the Saturday gift on
Speaker 3: a Monday. In that rare case, Monday on a month
Speaker 3: on an first of all, with celebrities, if you notice
Speaker 3: famous people they get they just get married any old
Speaker 3: day of the week and and everyone shows up. It's
Speaker 3: not just a Saturday night wedding, even though I think
Speaker 3: Jeff Bezos did have.
Speaker 2: A Saturday night wedding right Saturday.
Speaker 3: But when they all go to these fancy places and
Speaker 3: they get married, you know other places on earth. What's
Speaker 3: a Tuesday from a Friday from a Sunday doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2: It's a Monday, though, and he owns the hotel. It's
Speaker 2: the only day that was available.
Speaker 8: Maybe who Well from again, Brody, I love your pick
Speaker 8: a ball stories and you're right scary. We as a team.
Speaker 8: So if you or Brody slack, then you both get
Speaker 8: the credit or the criticism.
Speaker 14: Correct.
Speaker 3: That is right.
Speaker 8: So in that theory, whenever you have your little sponsorship slippings,
Speaker 8: Brodie should automatically get a cut of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, your team, right, we ye?
Speaker 18: You in it?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I love that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what he's talking about. Yeah that that
Speaker 3: made no sense whatsoever. Don't pay no attention to him.
Speaker 2: I love it. Reliable from c T.
Speaker 19: Yeah, Jimmy arresta bacon again. And to answer your question
Speaker 19: about Asians speaking Jamaican, you yeah, you have the small
Speaker 19: chance of seeing that in a tourist area, you'll see
Speaker 19: that where I'm from. I'm from Kingston thirteen, Jamaica, next
Speaker 19: above Marley Kingston, which is Kingston twelve and Kingston twelve.
Speaker 19: Downtown Kingston is where you would see the Asians speaking Jamaican. Okay,
Speaker 19: but big of Jimmy arresta Bacon.
Speaker 2: Jamaica usta beek. Listen, I understand that the Asians may
Speaker 2: live in Kingston twelve or whatever you said, but they
Speaker 2: can they can travel. Yeah, they're allowed to roam. They're allowed.
Speaker 2: While you're giving me the finger.
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh no, no, I'm literally like scratching my
Speaker 3: eye my mill your middle finger.
Speaker 2: Who scratches their eye with their middle finger like that?
Speaker 2: I do. That's weird, slices, that's weird, right like this,
Speaker 2: stop doing that I use it with I use to
Speaker 2: my middle finger. What's the matter with it? I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I wasn't not sending you a message. Stop stop taking
Speaker 2: stop doing that. That's not nice.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's not nice. You're giving me the finger. Nobody
Speaker 3: scratches their eye with their middle finger, Yes they do,
Speaker 3: some people do.
Speaker 2: I do. That's weird. It's not weird. How do you
Speaker 2: hold up three fingers if I said how many? If
Speaker 2: I said how many.
Speaker 3: Outside my thumb, my index finger, my middle finger, tree.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's European. That's not American. That's how I do it,
Speaker 2: all right, that's not how Americans do it. Continue on.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see the movie in Glorious Bastards years ago?
Speaker 2: So in the movie, if you don't remember, there's some
Speaker 2: British soldiers that are pretending to be German. They speak German,
Speaker 2: they're wearing German uniforms, and they're in a bar, and
Speaker 2: he's ordering three drinks for the table, yep, and he
Speaker 2: says to the waitress, give me three drinks. But he
Speaker 2: holds up the three is three middle fingers. And the
Speaker 2: Germans knew that that's a Western culture to do the
Speaker 2: middle fingers with the thumb and the pinky. Down in Germany,
Speaker 2: they do what you do the thumb and the first
Speaker 2: two feels better this way.
Speaker 3: It's more comfortable for my fingers to to go in
Speaker 3: that direction. So you do it Nazi style exactly.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 20: Let's move on right here, Sandy the bus driver here,
Speaker 20: what you should get car Mine is one of those.
Speaker 7: Keyless entry pads you know where you just punched the
Speaker 7: number in and I'm sure your boogie as can't afford
Speaker 7: to get him a gold plate of one. He won't
Speaker 7: remember the flags or something. Every company makes them, now,
Speaker 7: my cheap ass. I had one at my house. It
Speaker 7: didn't work when I bought the house. So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 7: you know the liquidation store like where all the ship
Speaker 7: that gets everybody rips open the package like I would like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I can't want to use this.
Speaker 20: It's like yep, that didn't really work. So anyway, so
Speaker 20: I bought the cheaper and when I had my house.
Speaker 7: I didn't realize that I had the uh the key
Speaker 7: and all into it like the pusher to open it.
Speaker 7: So I just have a dead bolt. So what I
Speaker 7: had to do was jack it up and fuck it.
Speaker 7: I put a Christmas look like you'd hang your wreath
Speaker 7: on your front door on the back door.
Speaker 4: Now, I just pulled that open.
Speaker 2: Whatever I'm cheap, all right.
Speaker 3: That was okay, all ye, No, he's got two more.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7: Also, I normally normally listen to what I said to
Speaker 7: make sure it doesn't sound dumb, and I don't sound like, oh,
Speaker 7: like I'm under the water. So if that's the case
Speaker 7: this time, that's on me. But anyways, get him the
Speaker 7: gold plated freaking keyless entry, punching the pin pod one, two, three,
Speaker 7: four five zero, open the door. Perfect, that's what you
Speaker 7: need to get Carmine. Who cares about the cell phone?
Speaker 7: You're right actually, with the old clamshell cell phones, I
Speaker 7: bet you he's still using.
Speaker 9: T nine T nine word to text of course.
Speaker 7: Man, I wish I had one of those some days,
Speaker 7: like oh you got to push seven five times just to.
Speaker 20: Get the letter.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that thing forever to text on.
Speaker 20: But once you.
Speaker 14: Got it, you got it.
Speaker 2: That's true. And yeah, okay, I wanna I'm gonna interject
Speaker 2: here about Scary's cousin, Carmine. Scary told you about his
Speaker 2: cousin Kamin. He doesn't know how to use a stove,
Speaker 2: he doesn't own a microwave. He doesn't remember his keys.
Speaker 2: His keys aren't on his car keychain. He went for
Speaker 2: food at two o'clock in the morning because he can't
Speaker 2: make hisself food. And you want him to use a keypad?
Speaker 2: Is that what I'm hearing?
Speaker 3: You want to remember a number, he'll remember the number
Speaker 3: I think remember his house keys. The keypad would be
Speaker 3: a perfect solution for him. He can memorize things.
Speaker 2: You know what you need. You need like a retina
Speaker 2: reader so he can stick his eyeballs in front of it.
Speaker 2: Are a facial recognition door opener. Yeah, they won't forget
Speaker 2: his face.
Speaker 20: This one's for Brodie. It's Tangier the bus driver you're
Speaker 20: talking about. You went to the party and the kids
Speaker 20: fighting stuff and putting the spoon back in the cheese.
Speaker 20: I have a family member. They used to let the
Speaker 20: kids sit up on the counter in their dirty diaper
Speaker 20: and put their hands in the cookie dough and then
Speaker 20: let their hands eat it and then put their hands back.
Speaker 20: And I'm like, yep, nope, nope, I will not be
Speaker 20: eating those cookies.
Speaker 7: I'll never eat anything else you make.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nope, pass hard Pass what be.
Speaker 15: Boys, it's too boy rods from Puttingham Valley, New York
Speaker 15: and Puttingham County where it's a suburban not rural. One
Speaker 15: time listener the first time Coller eating the talk back
Speaker 15: and I'm basically responding to Dez in episode three point
Speaker 15: where she's calling out all the silent listeners and stalkers
Speaker 15: that's me. But anyway, I'll try to leave some more
Speaker 15: in the future.
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's Roger again.
Speaker 15: I'm gonna flash back to the Benjamin Steakhouse meetup. Brody.
Speaker 15: I am the guy with the Yankee cat that was
Speaker 15: trying to put it on your head when we were
Speaker 15: doing pictures. That a step around the people, also scary.
Speaker 15: I also brought T shirts for you guys to sign.
Speaker 15: I hope you guys remember me. But yeah, I'm absolutely
Speaker 15: one of the quiet ones that don't.
Speaker 2: Really leave talkbacks.
Speaker 3: That's okay, this is fun, all right, all right, now, well.
Speaker 2: We appreciate it. Left a couple, so welcome aboard and
Speaker 2: always try with the Yankee hat. Yeah, I forget that.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you're on from the suburbs. Brodie thinks you're
Speaker 2: a rural.
Speaker 21: Hi Brooklyn boys. Jen the groomer here from Pompano Beach, Florida,
Speaker 21: listening to you guys talk about the neighbor wave. I
Speaker 21: have a neighbor who is a police officer, and I
Speaker 21: see him every single morning at five point thirty in
Speaker 21: the morning when he comes back from a shift when
Speaker 21: I'm out walking my dogs. For an entire year now,
Speaker 21: I have been doing the neighbor saying good morning, thanks
Speaker 21: for your service, hope you have a great ship. And
Speaker 21: for this whole year now, he hasn't acknowledged me. It's
Speaker 21: said he hasn't neighbor waved me, hasn't supped me, no
Speaker 21: head nod, nothing, but I have been found and determined
Speaker 21: to make him my friend. So finally, this morning, after
Speaker 21: a whole year of trying to get the neighbor wave,
Speaker 21: he actually said good morning to me.
Speaker 3: There you go, I feel like I won.
Speaker 2: You won. That is a huge w Yes, congratulates. I
Speaker 2: hope that we inspired you a little bit to be
Speaker 2: that much more forceful and.
Speaker 3: Keep us, you know, informed on how the relationship right, yeah,
Speaker 3: progresses is regular every day now or is it just
Speaker 3: the one time and that was it for you? You know, yeah,
Speaker 3: check in with us, let us know when you get
Speaker 3: to the next step.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's pizza delivery guy.
Speaker 14: Just want to let you guys know.
Speaker 7: The end of episode three forty three was awesome. Episode
Speaker 7: was great, but Brody was hilarious.
Speaker 3: Hey, he said.
Speaker 9: No, we're getting heated.
Speaker 3: We're heated up.
Speaker 9: We're doing podcast together. We're heated.
Speaker 2: Love you guys. You guys are the greatest keep doing
Speaker 2: good work. Appreciate it.
Speaker 9: I'm out.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Pizza Guy.
Speaker 3: Pizza delivery guy.
Speaker 6: Again, I'm listening to an old episode now two thirty six,
Speaker 6: and Scary you are right, man. People cry about things
Speaker 6: that people say.
Speaker 9: It's almost like people want to live in a fantasy
Speaker 9: world where everything's fake.
Speaker 20: Everybody just lie to everybody, everybody just.
Speaker 8: Say fake things. So Scary you are correct.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say it because I agree with that.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Pizza Guy, and thanks for listening
Speaker 2: to an old episode.
Speaker 5: This is Reggie coming to you live from the National
Speaker 5: Pickaball champion Ship with my co hosts The Trucker and Days.
Speaker 5: Today's first match features big Balls Brody against seventy five
Speaker 5: year old Karen.
Speaker 22: She dropped the walker and she's making her way into
Speaker 22: the court.
Speaker 5: Rudy is the first for the serf.
Speaker 4: Beeves it up and swims it down.
Speaker 5: He's in the kitchen or the dining room or wherever
Speaker 5: that is. Oo and oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 5: Karen kims fun, Karen.
Speaker 10: Fell, she is out, she is out.
Speaker 2: Brody goes on to the Oh yes, Karen's husband.
Speaker 18: There goes Brody running.
Speaker 22: Who now that all that was cleaned up as promised
Speaker 22: in between games.
Speaker 11: It is naked Gonda.
Speaker 12: Everyone take your.
Speaker 10: Clothes off and get out there on the floor.
Speaker 15: Were doing this.
Speaker 12: We're doing this together, you girl.
Speaker 5: Tweet law sweet chariots. Whoa And in a little while
Speaker 5: we'll have a word from our sponsored dyl. It's not
Speaker 5: just for pickles, it's also for pickleballers.
Speaker 3: Wow, that was great, brilliant, Thank you.
Speaker 2: And I could say is for you pickleball players. A
Speaker 2: couple of corrections. You can't slam au serve down. You
Speaker 2: have to serve down up. You can't serve uptown right uh,
Speaker 2: and then you can't run into the kitchen on a surf.
Speaker 3: Very vivid imagination but vivid yes is down? Oh right
Speaker 3: into the truck or what do you know? Just in
Speaker 3: the nick of time?
Speaker 9: What's going on in real cool?
Speaker 18: More trouble more.
Speaker 9: PERMEI sur You know.
Speaker 23: Carmon corocud ball the way you got to bring him
Speaker 23: on the podcat and we all can meet him, you know, No,
Speaker 23: you should do them more of him clips out of
Speaker 23: his built you know, and then he's got a string
Speaker 23: with a return mechanism, you know, kind of left the
Speaker 23: ones shoop building super intending shoes.
Speaker 9: Yeah, those kind that be greatful here.
Speaker 13: I know you can kill him the doctor soon kind
Speaker 13: of couson that old Schneider from One Day at a Time.
Speaker 13: He is to use old mister Pat Herrington gone Rester song. Oh,
Speaker 13: I remember that soling. That was a great shummer when
Speaker 13: I was watching him. Something sugar, Yeah, should it? This
Speaker 13: is it's the long You're good, so have them all?
Speaker 9: Should it?
Speaker 2: The sweetish sho the mother mister food. You still be.
Speaker 9: Shirt board, the bird the bird board board.
Speaker 3: That's what he sounds like, the Swedish chef schucky.
Speaker 2: What happened there? I don't know?
Speaker 3: He oh, he continues.
Speaker 13: So low.
Speaker 2: You keep on. I gotta move on from that. He's
Speaker 2: singing the One Day at a Time theme, but again
Speaker 2: he way, he sounds like he's eating cake or something.
Speaker 3: He's eating the microphone can't unlock her. Unintelligible snapped out
Speaker 3: of him.
Speaker 9: Back a rod the wall.
Speaker 2: He keeps a scar in ugr eyes.
Speaker 24: He grew up with the niggamonos, almond milk, pourd doles.
Speaker 24: Then fill a coast kaboozie joe woa woh woh WoT
Speaker 24: run fat tires rimium gas buddy bab gets a plenty
Speaker 24: of ass wrapping paper ordered my pone, then fill a
Speaker 24: coast kabooy Joe, but that's him.
Speaker 9: They only laughs, he ever knew, only he.
Speaker 21: No doubt.
Speaker 9: Skaboogie doones.
Speaker 24: Zemon shots to his face, that rodeo with you know
Speaker 24: in his case won and bat him to his home.
Speaker 9: That fan of ks kabooge Joe.
Speaker 23: But that's him.
Speaker 24: Newly lambs, he's ever knew.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you so much, Thank you, mother trucker.
Speaker 2: That was great, But just a reminder verse chorus, bridge
Speaker 2: verse course, give us like a minute and a half.
Speaker 2: You don't got to do the whole four minutes. So
Speaker 2: though very clever lyrics. Love it. You got the Zeeman
Speaker 2: facials in there.
Speaker 7: Love it, Hey b boys.
Speaker 22: Christy from Saddlebrook regarding episode three forty three, Brody, your
Speaker 22: poop drippage story had me dry heaving and cracking up
Speaker 22: at the same time while driving. That was the most vile,
Speaker 22: hysterical story I've heard in quite some time, and scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 20: I totally agree with you.
Speaker 22: No need to send a good bye letter unless you're
Speaker 22: there for a year plus one hundred and I have
Speaker 22: a free dessert story coming up.
Speaker 9: Ooh, we'll let her do the tea the brook Glenn
Speaker 9: Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: We will be right back.
Speaker 3: I felt like she took us to commercial. She took
Speaker 3: us to commercial. We haven't coming up. Yeah, with a
Speaker 3: great radio teas. I got a great story coming up
Speaker 3: right after this, right. I felt like I had to
Speaker 3: hit the jingle there. That was great a Christy, what's
Speaker 3: your story?
Speaker 22: Christy again with my free dessert story. My husband and
Speaker 22: I go to Orlando to do the whole Disney Universal thing.
Speaker 22: We're saying at Saratoga Springs. We arrive at ten o'clock
Speaker 22: in the morning.
Speaker 25: Cannot check in.
Speaker 22: I told of La we're going to be there late
Speaker 22: that evening. Olscara Lukage, Yes, no problem, We're twenty four
Speaker 22: to seven, says with La.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 22: So we've arrived back there at ten thirty. The station
Speaker 22: is dark.
Speaker 2: So I make a phone call.
Speaker 25: So I call and there's no answer.
Speaker 22: I call again, and I get an off site reservations
Speaker 22: department who says, okay, they'll send someone. Meantime, we're trying
Speaker 22: to find our building. It's pitch black, there's no signage.
Speaker 22: There's a big map, there's no light above the map.
Speaker 12: So we can't read it.
Speaker 22: There's no U are here, so it was crazy. I
Speaker 22: had to have the receptionist woman direct us to our building.
Speaker 8: Who she did.
Speaker 22: We finally get into the room an.
Speaker 14: Hour later, and no luggage.
Speaker 22: So I call again and they say it's on its way.
Speaker 9: It's on its way.
Speaker 5: Twenty five minutes later, no joke.
Speaker 22: The luggage finally arrives. I go to the manager the
Speaker 22: next morning.
Speaker 26: I put my David.
Speaker 25: And I explained to him what happened, and boom, he
Speaker 25: gives me two three day multi passes into Disney World.
Speaker 14: Good for two years.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's amazing. Congratulations Christy, that's phenomenal. That's
Speaker 3: a great that's a great free dessert story right there.
Speaker 12: Hey Brooklyn boys, I'm just listening to the Slice time.
Speaker 12: But three forty one, I don't find wan dell one
Speaker 12: Valdez's voice. I like him talking. I love it my voice.
Speaker 12: I could imagine people don't like. I'm very screechy. Well anyway, sorry, Steve,
Speaker 12: but I do like Juan Valdez's voice, okay. And the
Speaker 12: Cowboy Trucker he's funny. All right, Love you guys, bye,
Speaker 12: Oh no, not by.
Speaker 2: Thanks, She'll be back in one minute with another one.
Speaker 12: Here she is Hi, this is MJJ. I forgot to
Speaker 12: introduce myself before, even though just that button to hear
Speaker 12: what I sound like, and I forgot to say okay
Speaker 12: from NJ. Anyway, vacation time bougie, scary over there. I
Speaker 12: get ten PTO days a year and they are used
Speaker 12: mainly for doctor's appointments, dentists or from six. There's no
Speaker 12: sick days in my place. We got to use all
Speaker 12: vacation days, all right, Love you guys.
Speaker 18: Bye.
Speaker 2: That's pretty shitty. See yeah, yeah, that's terrible.
Speaker 25: Abraham Boys is Maryland from Omaha episode three forty three.
Speaker 9: Poopy Pool was the best.
Speaker 21: The story was fabulous, especially scary laughing and the pickleball loss.
Speaker 2: Oh this bitch, we know no.
Speaker 27: It reminds me of college when you do a group
Speaker 27: project and everyone gets an a, even the one person
Speaker 27: that didn't even do anything.
Speaker 3: No, not we lost.
Speaker 2: No, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 9: Have a great week.
Speaker 2: Love you guys, Thank you, Hey j J.
Speaker 25: I was just listening into three forty three.
Speaker 12: That couple, I mean you know by now, I mean
Speaker 12: for I'm late here off the depense.
Speaker 22: They're all over the place.
Speaker 18: The one the cheating people.
Speaker 12: The thing that I want to know because I think
Speaker 12: it's AI.
Speaker 26: Chris Marton made a comment that it was deliberate, that
Speaker 26: he really meant to stay that because the guys, yep, yeah.
Speaker 3: We're well beyond that. That story was the biggest story
Speaker 3: of the last week, right, I want.
Speaker 2: You she can do greatest memes. Here comes another two?
Speaker 12: That was me again? Okay, so Chris Martin. I think
Speaker 12: it's a I because Chris Martin.
Speaker 18: Said that the wife, Magan, the guy, the CEO's wife
Speaker 18: called ahead of time that the husband was going to
Speaker 18: be at that concert. Why wasn't she at the concert?
Speaker 12: That's what I'm saying. I think somebody puts well, I
Speaker 12: think it was a.
Speaker 18: Hey, it's me again, start to lead three in a row.
Speaker 12: But that couple about the internet, everything's all over there,
Speaker 12: you know, the guy cheating or whatever. But somebody made
Speaker 12: a joke where Cold Play.
Speaker 26: A single in a few years, but that nice four singles?
Speaker 12: All right, so what you guys might like that? All right,
Speaker 12: take it easy, you have a good week.
Speaker 27: Hey, Brooklyn Voices in Mario for Union City. I would
Speaker 27: like to give out a shout out to Scary Jones.
Speaker 27: He is promoting everything at American Dream. God bless you.
Speaker 27: You must be getting paid. But you promoted DreamWorks water
Speaker 27: park for someone who's uh not crazy about children near water.
Speaker 27: You did it, you got through it. Thank you, Scary,
Speaker 27: You're the best.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Hey, David Brody.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, truth is, it was difficult for me to
Speaker 3: go to an indoor water park with kids and jump
Speaker 3: in the water. And at first, and no, by the way,
Speaker 3: nobody told me I needed to, but I felt like
Speaker 3: I owed it to the listeners to be a part
Speaker 3: of it. So when I went there, I went into
Speaker 3: the water, I took my shirt off, I went into
Speaker 3: the wave pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's the part you should apologize for me.
Speaker 3: And I went into the water and we had a
Speaker 3: great time in there, and we you know, played some
Speaker 3: games with the kids, splash contests.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it was you know, but I have a question.
Speaker 2: It looked like a lot of fun and American Dream
Speaker 2: is a fantastic and I love them. Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: have a question, Scary, But yeah, since you went to
Speaker 2: an indoor beach, yeah, did you bring your merse?
Speaker 3: No mercy the indoor beach, because the merse is what
Speaker 3: holds all my sunblock and everything else.
Speaker 2: I didn't need all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all right, I hear the last three which
Speaker 3: came in in success at one thirty in the morning.
Speaker 2: Let's see what was going on here last night?
Speaker 14: They what a brooke boys in Wick? So was the
Speaker 14: was it episode three one? Or was there a slice
Speaker 14: time about that monkey poop coffee?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know Brody said it.
Speaker 14: No tweet them, but I just want to tell you
Speaker 14: a little fact about it. Brody had at the tip
Speaker 14: of tongue. It's called kobe luwak originally from the Sumachi
Speaker 14: region of Indonesia or what the cell bucks of Sumatra
Speaker 14: blend is named after. It's not from a monkey, that's
Speaker 14: a civet spelled c i v e t. It's like
Speaker 14: a cross between a cat and a wisel. Depending on
Speaker 14: the region where they're they're at, they have different species.
Speaker 14: In Indonesia and Malaysia they resemble a cat mall and
Speaker 14: in Vietnam they call it weasel coffee because it resembles
Speaker 14: a weasel in that region. So coffee name in Asia
Speaker 14: literally translates to cat shit coffee.
Speaker 2: Perfect, thank you for that.
Speaker 14: Kofee is coffee and luke walk is literally means cat
Speaker 14: Ship Ship. So uh yeah, we call it ketchp coffee.
Speaker 14: I buy a couple of packs every time ago to
Speaker 14: Asia and it's really good. Actually it's a lower city
Speaker 14: with a nutty flavor. And then just like ins cocoa
Speaker 14: or cocoa where you call it, well, how do you
Speaker 14: say it? And the closest one in Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee,
Speaker 14: which is perfectful scaryes bouge ass Now, I mean I
Speaker 14: know what you mean.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you so much, Asian Mike, thank you
Speaker 3: for everybody for participating. That's that's your se. So he
Speaker 3: said we had three. Those are the three in a
Speaker 3: row from Asian Mike in a row.
Speaker 2: Boom boom boom, all right Asian and by the way, Saive,
Speaker 2: it is more like a mongoose. But so yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not drinking that such.
Speaker 3: Here's it.
Speaker 2: Literally, here's a cup of cats Ship coffee just for you.
Speaker 3: I drink it.
Speaker 2: And so Matra coffee is very earthy. It almost feels
Speaker 2: like a drinking dirt, not a fat slice. Reactions This
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