WEBVTT - Sugar Daddy's & White Ladies

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<v Speaker 1>We're bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Loud Ratchet Hour with

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<v Speaker 2>Marie Monster and Sydney Washing, Sydney, Elizabeth Washington, Walla, Walla Washington, Sidney.

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<v Speaker 1>Bang yes or Uchi Uchi bang bang?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's that's Uci Wally Washing, Sydney Uchi Wally bang bang.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Sydney is a whore. Let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>So we just got back from a pool on the

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<v Speaker 2>roof in Manhattan, and Sydney changed clothes when she got

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<v Speaker 2>here and her whole butt is out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it is. It's a pink and green. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say, it's like a beach cover up that she

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<v Speaker 1>wore on the train.

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<v Speaker 2>It's discussing the way I sat on the train, because

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<v Speaker 2>that was spare ass was on the train. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get all the bum bunts on my butt,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's what it's gonna be. They're gonna be like

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<v Speaker 2>little freckles on my butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Bum bumps, bum bumps. I'm okay with it? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously you are. I mean you had.

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<v Speaker 2>No qualms about qualmsunt gaunt and gaunt and qualms. You

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<v Speaker 2>had no qualms about putting your bare ass on a

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<v Speaker 2>dirty new York City train. Just think about all the

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<v Speaker 2>dirt that has touched us, our hands, our face. But

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<v Speaker 2>I wash my hands regularly. I don't put my face

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<v Speaker 2>on the bum bumps. I just think that, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>just be free. If the disease is gonna come, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna come. Okay, your medicaid just came through. Because you're

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<v Speaker 2>talking to somebody who can go to urgent care today.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not you had urgent caramels. Listen, if I get

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<v Speaker 2>some kind of infection on my butt, I'm like chop

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<v Speaker 2>the whole thing off.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't got much anyway. It's like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird cut, a weird butt DNT. Yeah, just take the butts,

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<v Speaker 2>take that chunk the butt out. I don't want a

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<v Speaker 2>butt dant. I think it will give me character. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's what I need in my life. Character. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't think that you need pants in your life,

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<v Speaker 2>or a towel to put down when you're republic or

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<v Speaker 2>shirt tied around your waist. You don't think you need

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<v Speaker 2>none of those things. No, you think you need a

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<v Speaker 2>sliced butt. I don't want that, you know. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>we wanted to be on out and about and be

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<v Speaker 2>on the in the pool and hang out. But it

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<v Speaker 2>was just too hot. I don't understand. We walk in

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<v Speaker 2>and it was just sizzling whites. Whites on fire. That

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<v Speaker 2>bag is on fire. It was white people that were

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<v Speaker 2>bright red and like blendet of Mars. They look like

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<v Speaker 2>they hurt, and it's like, dude, what time did you

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<v Speaker 2>come out for? The Soul opened at eight o'clock, so

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<v Speaker 2>they've been there so and we got there at like

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<v Speaker 2>eleven thirty, almost twelve. They had been there for four hours. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there was They couldn't wait. And it's just like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know how bad.

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<v Speaker 1>The sun is for your skin? It's awful. Why do white.

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<v Speaker 2>People and this is I'm asking this. This is not

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<v Speaker 2>a rhetorical question. This is for the people who listen

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<v Speaker 2>to the podcast that are white.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do white people like the sun so much?

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<v Speaker 2>Because the sundough Like, y'all, you guys peel the sun

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<v Speaker 2>like anybody. You can get skin cancer if you're brown

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, but black people aren't.

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<v Speaker 2>Laying out in the sun like a white person, like

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<v Speaker 2>white people will be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like putting oil on baking criscal oil.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, well, I like my bacon CRUNCHF eight eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight. That's nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally you should You could literally just not even

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<v Speaker 2>use SPF at all. SPF eight means you can only

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<v Speaker 2>be outside in direct sunight for eight minutes. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that the number means that how much time you can

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<v Speaker 2>spend in the sun before you have to reapply.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. Eight. It is nothing. Eight ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nothing but number.

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<v Speaker 2>The one that we had today was fifty. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was under the umbrella. We could not even be

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<v Speaker 2>in the sun. I felt like my scalp was cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how in a summertime, if you leave your

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<v Speaker 1>phone in direct sunlight, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone will overheat, like it'll be like cooling down. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if you guys know this, but that's what

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<v Speaker 2>happens with iPhones. I feel like with galaxies, they probably

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<v Speaker 2>just disaggreate, but with the iPhone, it'll say come back

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<v Speaker 2>when your phone cools down. And that's what happened to ours,

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<v Speaker 2>and ours was in the shade. It's just like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>at first, I was like, Oh, I'm gonna stunt this summer.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be on the sun, I'm be in a bikini,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have abs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not happening, dude. The abs is.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely not happening for your friends, it's not happening. But

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<v Speaker 2>you did have one a thong today.

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<v Speaker 1>I did do the thong, I said, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do it me singing.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't support our Kelly here, we don't, but I

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<v Speaker 2>will sing that song for.

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<v Speaker 1>The wonderful song? Should that be our theme song? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, very racist and it's messy. What do you mean

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<v Speaker 2>it's racist. Well, it's supposed to be like like Asian inspired.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a about the thong? No, I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>the thong someone. No, I don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, yeah, I said, you know what all this

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<v Speaker 2>body positivity is going on, Let me have my cheeks out,

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<v Speaker 2>Let me do it. Let me see what it's all about,

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<v Speaker 2>just being accepting your body. But let's talk about what

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<v Speaker 2>how else you accepted your body. Her titties were also out. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>her titties were also think J lo Versachi dress. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what Sydney's boobs are giving in this Robert today. If

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<v Speaker 2>you go to my id stories or if you went

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<v Speaker 2>to my stories when I posted it, her butt was out.

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<v Speaker 2>She legit showed me her stretch mark you gotta love yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta love your body.

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<v Speaker 1>And even though I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think this, the whole thing is backwards because if like

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<v Speaker 2>you have a bigger body, then it's like, yes, love

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<v Speaker 2>your body. But then if it's your skinny anything, it's, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you bitch, Like of course you're gonna love your body.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like, that's not how it works all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but that is true though, Like I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>bigger women and plus size women are like there's.

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<v Speaker 1>A movement of like body positivity.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm thin and I'm like, io, look at my

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<v Speaker 2>collar bones, people are like, ell you cunty, yes, gauant ho,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like, yeah, actually, I'm just cunt.

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<v Speaker 1>Gaunt is over there. It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>And so you know, I usually will wear I cover up, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>do you I cover up? I am very modest. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>modest because I actually don't like how thin my arms are. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so your arms be covered, but your boobs be out well,

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<v Speaker 2>because I spent.

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<v Speaker 1>Money on them and they should be out. But I

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<v Speaker 1>cover those up too. You should have had something, You

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<v Speaker 1>should have had somebody to pay for your boobs.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I should have when you were in the bottle,

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<v Speaker 2>waitress game X amount of years ago. When you got

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<v Speaker 2>your boobs done, you should have just had somebody to

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<v Speaker 2>pay for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely, that was another regret that I had just paying

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<v Speaker 1>for them yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, paying for them myself, ketamine, meth, not doing my taxes,

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<v Speaker 2>all those things in that order. Yeah, paying for your

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<v Speaker 2>boo is number one, and then and then methis third.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, paying taxes this for I had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the irs.

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<v Speaker 2>You know why I didn't go to them. They came

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<v Speaker 2>to me and they were like, we're gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Garnish your wages and shit. The guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I w on the phone with the guy and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to figure out why you didn't do your

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<v Speaker 2>taxes for so long, And I said drugs, And he said,

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<v Speaker 2>people on drugs still have to file their taxes. Then

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<v Speaker 2>I said, wow, he sounds like a really fun guy

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<v Speaker 2>at parties.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Robert.

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<v Speaker 2>Robert was giving me real answers, a little bail, real advice.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, you know, so what's going on with your taxes? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they're filing it. They're filing my taxes right now for

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<v Speaker 2>all five years five years, okay, And I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get that whole off my account, dude. That hold, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't vemo me no more because I can't even

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<v Speaker 2>deposit that money in my account. Speaking of money, we've

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<v Speaker 2>decided that I'm going to join sugar daddy dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we're doing today, what we're doing on the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast today.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm going to sugar and I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to join it because what if I bump

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<v Speaker 2>into somebody that I know is gonna be like just

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<v Speaker 2>browsing it, just just for kicks and be like, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>is that Marie being a hole on here?

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<v Speaker 1>So we waited.

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<v Speaker 2>That's our new segment though, what what are we gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do new today? Marie's starting a sugar daddy dot com account. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm on the website right now. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>join it for a cool let's just say for the summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Should joined it for the summers?

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<v Speaker 2>I do like you should do it for as long

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<v Speaker 2>as you feel safe. I feel like I don't feel

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<v Speaker 2>safe right now. I haven't even joined it yet. As

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<v Speaker 2>long as you feel comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep it.

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<v Speaker 2>So, if you're all caught up to the podcast, we

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<v Speaker 2>had a sugar Daddy expert. Come on, and she met

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<v Speaker 2>this dude on sugar daddy dot com and she's she

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<v Speaker 2>has a handsome face.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just say, and uh, you know what, I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm cute.

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<v Speaker 2>People should be slotting in my Sugar Daddy mailbox to

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<v Speaker 2>be like, hey, you wanna get some lobster? When decided, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'm gonna be like, well, how much money

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<v Speaker 2>are gonna give me for the lobster and the dick?

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<v Speaker 1>Three?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that you should live your best life? And

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<v Speaker 2>what does that mean? What does that mean? You want

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<v Speaker 2>me to have sex with old people for money? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I know friends who have sex with people

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<v Speaker 2>on the first day, on the first night, and they

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know if they really like him that much.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just like, be yourself, do whatever you want, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no judgment here. I judge people that do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You should stop judging, girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I judge people who best the first du This is

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<v Speaker 2>your year of yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but does that mean yes herpes, yes, chlamydia? Yes, John,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a condom. Again.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to bang in fuld white person for money.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so they don't have to be white.

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<v Speaker 2>You could get you an old Asian, well, you could

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<v Speaker 2>get you a Filipino dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Also for the year of Yes, I've decided and this listen.

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<v Speaker 2>This is to all the people that come to see

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<v Speaker 2>us perform and stop us on the street. We're adding

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<v Speaker 2>an Asian man to the rotation for twenty eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>We just got to find him.

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<v Speaker 2>New segment Who Knew? Is gonna be fucking Marie this year?

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<v Speaker 1>Who Knew?

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<v Speaker 2>Who knew? Who Knew? That's here's a new segment. City

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<v Speaker 2>Don't speak English now helps Sidney words sugar daddy dot

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<v Speaker 2>com app. There's gotta be it says free trial. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>do that free trial, hitch, I gotta pay to be

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<v Speaker 2>on this, Yes, so that's why you get that free

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<v Speaker 2>trial and do as much as you can. Wow, this

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<v Speaker 2>woman from Taswell, Virginia is very unfortunate looking what it's

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<v Speaker 2>some some video hop Big Mama twenty seven, Newark, New Jersey. Marie,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excited for you to do this because, first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, news stories who come through come through Latest

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<v Speaker 2>Sugar Daddies Richie from uh Aro, Aurora, Colorado fifty four

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<v Speaker 2>ward and then there's another one. He's from Collsbaud California

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<v Speaker 2>forty three.

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<v Speaker 1>These dudes, I don't feel like they have any money.

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<v Speaker 1>They're older.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I feel like men join sugar daddy dot Com

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<v Speaker 2>that don't have no money because they're like all these

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<v Speaker 2>women think I have money, so they gonna bang me

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<v Speaker 2>and then they don't see these women again. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>about to get gassed by something broke on sugar deck.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not about to bamboos on me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what hinges us. Definitely, that's definitely the case, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I would get on it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would get on sugar daddy dot Com as a

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<v Speaker 2>broke nigga and be like, I got money, so can

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<v Speaker 2>I get these these thirsty trying to pay the rent?

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine you were like, yo, I'm just get this one dude.

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<v Speaker 2>He gonna pay my rent. And then you do what

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<v Speaker 2>you have to do and then you're like okay and

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<v Speaker 2>they're like okay, what And I'm like, well, you won't

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<v Speaker 2>give me some money? And he's gonna be like, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought maybe you could give me some money. They're like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>this is about sugar. I thought you wanted sugar. Ew

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<v Speaker 2>you wanted some sugar, girl, I just put that sugar

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<v Speaker 2>on your back. On my back. I have a very

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<v Speaker 2>deep groove in my spinal cord. So that's great, that's

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<v Speaker 2>perfect for Sugar. I'm gonna watch you jizzing on my

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<v Speaker 2>spine for a good fifteen dollars. Yes, but what if

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't have any money? What if I go out

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<v Speaker 2>with a dude who I think is sugar Daddy? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>the check comes and he's like, all right, well you

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<v Speaker 2>won't put down your.

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<v Speaker 1>How would you imagine I want you to pay one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred percent of it?

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if you had to pay a half, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I would gag.

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<v Speaker 2>I would put my card down that Shugard decline here

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<v Speaker 2>like like, excuse me, miss, this card ain't work, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be like, I know, but I was just this

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<v Speaker 2>was a courtesy put down. This is a courtesy put

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<v Speaker 2>down my card. I was like, I'm trying to be nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I just put it down to Yeah, but give me,

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<v Speaker 2>give me, come on, give.

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<v Speaker 1>Me my card.

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<v Speaker 2>The bank told us to cut this up. You'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, well let me get that got of scissors

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<v Speaker 2>in my purse. Yeah, but yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do it for a week to do it. How

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<v Speaker 2>long is your trial Okay, hold on, let me live

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<v Speaker 2>First of.

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<v Speaker 1>All, what like, I don't want to be on this.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is actually meeting people on sugar Daddy everybody?

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<v Speaker 1>What about Seeking Arrangements? What about that? You're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>on that too?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want to do two websites. What's the problem, Marie, geez?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think somebody's not using your face on back

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<v Speaker 2>page already? Like? Oh wow, dude, somebody all for the

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<v Speaker 2>listeners that don't know what that is, tell them what

0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:28.400
<v Speaker 2>the hell back pages? Back Page is basically like an

0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:32.160
<v Speaker 2>escorting service is host and and the thing is is

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<v Speaker 2>that you don't know who is who because all you

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<v Speaker 2>have is somebody's picture, and people be using other people's

0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.520
<v Speaker 2>pictures for back Page. You go up and you meet them,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, wait a whole minute, you look like

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<v Speaker 2>a whole train station.

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<v Speaker 1>The fuck you look at the train station? How the fuck? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So should I be on Seeking Arrangement dot Com or

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<v Speaker 2>sugar daddy dot com because I'm only doing one. We

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<v Speaker 2>should just have the listeners or you always put full

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<v Speaker 2>body put yourself on Instagram? You think somebody's not using

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<v Speaker 2>your whole body? I don't have a lot of full

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<v Speaker 2>bodies on. Yes, Marie, you have enough that I'm like, yo,

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<v Speaker 2>I could deaf photoshop the ship out of this.

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<v Speaker 1>I got any photoshop this ship. That's a lie. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Three full it's like if you wanted like a Christian backtage. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like a wholesome girl that's grimmers only dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I had the one where I have that

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<v Speaker 2>rich white girl right which rich white woman shirt on?

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<v Speaker 1>There's like three full bodies. Shut up, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody lies photoshopping their face on your on your face.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's gonna happen is a comedian is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be doing a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna be working on his sugar Daddy dot com joke,

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<v Speaker 2>and my he's gonna be like, well, let me just

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<v Speaker 2>see what's on the website, and my photo's gonna pop up.

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<v Speaker 2>A nigga be like, oh, Marie is an escort, and

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<v Speaker 2>then it's gonna be like it's gonna be the talk

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<v Speaker 2>of the town.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you already like post on your answer to

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<v Speaker 2>hey dudes, I'm doing something different.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm doing something brand new, brand new. Listen there.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say for this for the Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so much terrible things going on in the world, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>there's so many bad news.

0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:06.640
<v Speaker 1>This podcast is.

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<v Speaker 2>If you literally want a whole hour of foolishness just

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<v Speaker 2>to get your mind off of things. Listen, this is

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<v Speaker 2>what we're doing. I rarely talk about serious things on here.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is why this seeking arrangement stuff is hilarious

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<v Speaker 2>to me, because, first of all, I know you're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do it, but if you do do it, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be fucking hilarious. So Seeking Arrangement or sugar daddy

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<v Speaker 2>dot Com Seeking Arrangement sounds better. No, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>there's too much like gray area seeking arrange where the successful, wealthy,

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<v Speaker 2>attractive and beautiful people meet.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like a whole bunch of lie lie lie.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's an app. Sugar Daddy dot Com don't have

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<v Speaker 1>no app. I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me go to the Seeking Arrangement dot Com app

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<v Speaker 2>opening the app store.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I'm gonna do a sugar Daddy dot Com I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>seeking arrangement.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have to pay? Oh? You know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even check. You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get another nigga to pay for my seeking

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<v Speaker 2>arrangement profile. And then I'm gonna meet somebody with the

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<v Speaker 2>money and I'm gonna have him pay us for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Join the Patriots.

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<v Speaker 2>We totally need a financial advisor for this.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we need a pay pig. Yeah, but they only

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<v Speaker 1>give twenty dollars a session.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Sidney, do you do you have extra twenty dollars

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<v Speaker 2>in your podcast? I actually don't. I'm going to DC, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I totally need that twenty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>If who listeners what you're doing in DC this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be at the Draft House.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be at the Draft House telling jokes at

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<v Speaker 2>the seven o'clock at nine o'clock show on Friday and Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's gonna be a lot of working on

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<v Speaker 1>things but.

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<v Speaker 2>Also already polished stuff, So it's gonna be a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be me being Michelle from Destiny's Child. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like you've been through this so many times, but you

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<v Speaker 2>still dripping bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, your wigs still slanted. Whatever. You know, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be fun. I'm gonna have a blast.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on hold on hold, on, hold, on hold, on.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, let's I hear you just saying, say, let's

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<v Speaker 2>put a pen in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I put Seeking Arrangement in the app store. What

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<v Speaker 2>popped up was this thing called looks like Luxury Dating app.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a review ready.

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<v Speaker 2>After breaking up with my first love, I fell into

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<v Speaker 2>a state of depression and lost faith in love.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It took me months to get used to that, and

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<v Speaker 2>during that time my friends were always there and comforting me.

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<v Speaker 2>My best friend advised me, instead of sadness, try to

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<v Speaker 2>find a suitable person through luxury This app suitable, suitable quote,

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<v Speaker 2>moneyed idea. Then I registered to become a member. I

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<v Speaker 2>was totally surprised. It's a dating app dedicated to millionaires

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<v Speaker 2>and beautiful girls. I was paired with an eighteen year

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<v Speaker 2>old girl in California.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this is the dude. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We started talking about life, about hobbies, about work, gradually

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<v Speaker 2>found similarities and officially began dating. Thanks to free unlimited texting,

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<v Speaker 2>we can chat all day. What I bet the girl

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<v Speaker 2>that suited me most and gave us a chance to

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<v Speaker 2>get closer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she must be putting it in her butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeabsly she's opened that rectum all the way up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's dilated.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so happy the ship was so good that he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to leave a review.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me go get in five stars what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>But it has sixteen thousand reviews. Wow. Okay, so how

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<v Speaker 1>do you get on Looks. I'm gonna get on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see, Marie. I think you should do a few.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hoult yourself. Back says that sounds like too many.

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<v Speaker 2>And you changed and listen, you change your hair up

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<v Speaker 2>all the time. So what that mean you changed your hair?

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<v Speaker 2>They're not gonna notice you. Cash will hook up sixty

0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:44.520
<v Speaker 2>chat night seeking alphas Seeking alphas. Oh that's frat dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>That definitely gang bag alphus looking for alphas. Those are

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<v Speaker 2>dudes in fraternities that are definitely going to run a

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<v Speaker 2>train on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't. Nope, no, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm gonna join Looks and I'll let you guys.

0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:01.920
<v Speaker 2>I'll keep you guys posted. Keep first of all, keep

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<v Speaker 2>me posted by posting. You know what the person look like,

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<v Speaker 2>put it, send me a pen so I know where

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<v Speaker 2>you at. Like allays, okay, I'm I'm gonna joining it today.

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<v Speaker 2>As soon as we finished the podcast, yeah, I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like if you hurry up and join, you can have

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<v Speaker 2>a date by nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Home alone Beijing. You vision you come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Like in my mind, men with money who are on

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<v Speaker 2>these apps are a little ticky ticky boom, so they

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<v Speaker 2>a little crazy or they're super socially awkward and somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>on the spectrum, because otherwise, like then with money don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to be on the app where they're just giving

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<v Speaker 2>women money to have sex with them.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something wrong with them.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone murder me, Sydney, and you're completely okay with me dying.

0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:55.439
<v Speaker 2>I honestly, my whole world would be upside down if

0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.040
<v Speaker 2>you died. And I don't have to keep to your

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<v Speaker 2>apartment to take the clothes, so, oh my god, No,

0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.800
<v Speaker 2>I need you to live so you can take my clothes,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can write it in the write whatever in

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<v Speaker 2>the world to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is gonna be I'm gonna gets exciting. I'm

0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:14.560
<v Speaker 2>so excited for you. I'm gonna get somebody to get

0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:17.600
<v Speaker 2>me an apartment in my name, and then I'm never gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk to you again.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you serious, Hondu. I'm the one that's pushing this

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<v Speaker 2>on you and you're just gonna leave. It's just like

0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:27.760
<v Speaker 2>you host, take take from me and then leave. But

0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:29.920
<v Speaker 2>would you judge a woman? And this is I've never

0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:31.960
<v Speaker 2>had sex for money. If I had, I wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>on this podcast right now. It would be somewhere thriving

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<v Speaker 2>in Abizah.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you How do you feel about women who get

0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:41.720
<v Speaker 1>paid to have sex? I'm fine with it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, do you girl, just like do it in

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<v Speaker 2>a way that makes sense for you, Like if this

0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:52.119
<v Speaker 2>guy's not paying you enough and then taking advantage of

0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:53.479
<v Speaker 2>you and talking to you any kind of way.

0:20:53.520 --> 0:20:55.399
<v Speaker 1>But what is enough? Like what's enough money for a

0:20:55.480 --> 0:20:59.280
<v Speaker 1>dude to be paying you for one night? For one night?

0:20:59.440 --> 0:21:02.399
<v Speaker 1>I feel like ten hundred dollars, fifteen hundred dollars.

0:21:02.600 --> 0:21:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how long you think this guy is gonna have

0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:11.840
<v Speaker 2>sex for? Honestly, probably like thirteen minutes. Yeah, but it's

0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:15.040
<v Speaker 2>for the night, so for their whole night.

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<v Speaker 1>He's spend the night at somebody's house. Yeah, it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>for the whole session.

0:21:20.480 --> 0:21:23.680
<v Speaker 2>So feel like Papa Sea Alis and be like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this until eight in the morning. Papa see Alison be like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, well, we're not sleeping the night, don't go

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<v Speaker 2>ahead and take a day queel drink a red Bull. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna have that astroglide waiting for that ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Astro Glide Is that lub for hood people? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>loop for people who wear do rags outside? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Astro glide? It's fifteen hundred dollars enough for you listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not. It's just I feel like you need

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<v Speaker 2>to give me whatever they offered me. I'm gonna just

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<v Speaker 2>double it. I'm like, okay, well, I could come for

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<v Speaker 2>three thousand dollars, but I actually feel like I would

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<v Speaker 2>feel disgusting, I think, and then I would deposit the money.

0:22:01.400 --> 0:22:05.800
<v Speaker 1>And you're like, I feel great, it's a beautiful day.

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<v Speaker 1>What if they venmo you? You're like, I need cash.

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<v Speaker 2>I need cash, and you need to put me in

0:22:12.000 --> 0:22:14.479
<v Speaker 2>my cash in an uber X so that I can

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<v Speaker 2>go home. And actually I don't even want you to

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<v Speaker 2>know where I live, So just drop me out by

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney's house. Sidney's house, and then I'll just pack an

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<v Speaker 2>uberpool from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the bus with three grand in my

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<v Speaker 1>back yard. You're stupid. Who's selling ass or a backpack?

0:22:32.920 --> 0:22:35.120
<v Speaker 1>One like? No, well, you don't know what I got

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<v Speaker 1>in my backpack. Shut up, Sydney. I think this is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a great time. I'm so excited for the story. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm going to get murdered.

0:22:42.520 --> 0:22:46.720
<v Speaker 2>You're not, like, it's just like living if I if

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<v Speaker 2>I do the if I make a profile and all

0:22:48.840 --> 0:22:51.680
<v Speaker 2>the pictures is me and you, and then the dudes

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<v Speaker 2>have to take us out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm okay. That's perfect for me. That's so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I stay hungry, right right right, Yellow, you could do

0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:04.680
<v Speaker 2>three pictures you meet and my girlfriend Adrian's not going

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<v Speaker 2>out with any of these dudes.

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<v Speaker 1>She's definitely not, and she's gonna be real nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>Adrian, no money, Adrian, come on, you gotta take one

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<v Speaker 2>for the team.

0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:15.199
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I've been taking one for the.

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<v Speaker 2>D I'm like, Adrian, you gotta take a dick for

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<v Speaker 2>the team. No, she's like, I've been taking a dick

0:23:20.040 --> 0:23:23.840
<v Speaker 2>for the team. Aka Sydney. She's taking the dick me

0:23:23.920 --> 0:23:26.840
<v Speaker 2>strapping on for her sister. I mean just taking taking

0:23:26.880 --> 0:23:29.840
<v Speaker 2>me on the whole situation. I'm not sure what you're saying.

0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:31.639
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you be strapping on from I'm just

0:23:31.680 --> 0:23:35.120
<v Speaker 2>saying taking on me in a relationship is a lot.

0:23:35.680 --> 0:23:37.919
<v Speaker 2>Sounds like you have a dick in your backpack. Oh

0:23:38.000 --> 0:23:40.600
<v Speaker 2>my god, who would do such a thing? You?

0:23:41.400 --> 0:23:44.720
<v Speaker 1>So we had a great time at the pool. Uh.

0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:48.480
<v Speaker 2>In other news, did you hear about the story about

0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:51.879
<v Speaker 2>the soccer team that's stuck in a cave in Thailand?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about this, because you were trying to tell

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<v Speaker 2>me the story and I was like, that feels like

0:23:55.960 --> 0:23:58.360
<v Speaker 2>some of the information is missing. It's probably is any

0:23:58.400 --> 0:24:00.560
<v Speaker 2>google this, Go ahead and tell the story. Yeah, but basically,

0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:03.159
<v Speaker 2>it was a soccer team they went into rainforest, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, Eh, why are we going into rainforest? Isn't there

0:24:07.200 --> 0:24:09.280
<v Speaker 1>were enough movies.

0:24:09.440 --> 0:24:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Even real stories where people in the rainforest and then

0:24:12.119 --> 0:24:15.520
<v Speaker 2>something bad happens and everybody's dead. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>go to a rainform. I don't want to do no tours.

0:24:17.920 --> 0:24:20.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't in a rainforest. I'm all sad. How do

0:24:20.359 --> 0:24:22.280
<v Speaker 2>you feel about a safari ride? I don't want to

0:24:22.320 --> 0:24:24.720
<v Speaker 2>do a safari right either? You we out here in

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<v Speaker 2>the wild. These niggas do whatever they want. Okay, A

0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:32.000
<v Speaker 2>lion don't care about you. You don't care about your binoculars?

0:24:32.480 --> 0:24:35.879
<v Speaker 1>You want in? Yeah, Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's talk about tell the people. So it's in Thailand. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I was right about that. That's one fact that was right. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get into the story here. Let me scroll down

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<v Speaker 2>waters being Okay, hold on one moment. One you're trying

0:24:51.160 --> 0:24:52.679
<v Speaker 2>to get the bullet points and it's like, bitch, I

0:24:52.720 --> 0:24:53.679
<v Speaker 2>told you the story.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going? Did you tell us the story?

0:24:54.880 --> 0:24:56.119
<v Speaker 2>Because I don't feel like we even know what to

0:24:56.119 --> 0:24:58.080
<v Speaker 2>tell the story is. It's probably not tell the story

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<v Speaker 2>one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So the soccer team, there's a teacher and there's like

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen other players or kids.

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<v Speaker 1>They're in the rainforest. They're trekking whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>They get into a cave and they're like, oh, let's

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 2>go in the cave, and all of a sudden, there's

0:25:12.640 --> 0:25:16.199
<v Speaker 2>torrential downpours. It starts raining in the rainforest. And the

0:25:16.240 --> 0:25:20.040
<v Speaker 2>way it works in the rainforest, it's rain season right now.

0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:23.199
<v Speaker 2>So it's raining, raining, raindy renny, and the cave is

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<v Speaker 2>filling up, so they have to go deeper and deeper

0:25:26.320 --> 0:25:29.360
<v Speaker 2>into the cave so that they can go up so

0:25:29.400 --> 0:25:33.320
<v Speaker 2>that the water doesn't hit them. So they're one hundred

0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:37.720
<v Speaker 2>feet above ground or something like that no below ground

0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:40.480
<v Speaker 2>in the cave. So now the cave is just full

0:25:40.640 --> 0:25:42.800
<v Speaker 2>of water. And in order for them to get out

0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:45.080
<v Speaker 2>of the cave, they have to dive. They have to

0:25:45.160 --> 0:25:49.040
<v Speaker 2>dive in this water to get out. These kids don't

0:25:49.080 --> 0:25:49.479
<v Speaker 2>know how to dive.

0:25:49.680 --> 0:25:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Why hell? And they bring them into the cave in

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<v Speaker 1>the first.

0:25:53.480 --> 0:25:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Where was this cave that I bet you there was

0:25:55.560 --> 0:25:57.200
<v Speaker 2>one kid that was like, Nah, I don't want to

0:25:57.240 --> 0:25:58.200
<v Speaker 2>do this, and everybody's like.

0:25:58.119 --> 0:26:00.600
<v Speaker 1>Come on, They're like, oh, be a pussy grid, come on,

0:26:01.320 --> 0:26:03.439
<v Speaker 1>let's do it. And there's that one kid is like

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<v Speaker 1>the in the cave right now.

0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Like I told y'all, niggas not that we shouldn't have

0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:10.000
<v Speaker 2>gone in this fucking cave. So yeah, they had to

0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:14.000
<v Speaker 2>send they had to send food into this cave. They

0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:16.879
<v Speaker 2>have like a doctor that also knows how to dive.

0:26:17.480 --> 0:26:19.960
<v Speaker 2>He came, he brought food, he's he said he was

0:26:20.000 --> 0:26:22.719
<v Speaker 2>going to stay with them for a little bit. So

0:26:22.920 --> 0:26:26.919
<v Speaker 2>if they don't get out in time, they will have

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:29.280
<v Speaker 2>to be in that cave for four months. I'm so confused.

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:31.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm so confused. I'm trying to look at the story

0:26:31.720 --> 0:26:34.040
<v Speaker 2>and I'm telling you the story. I know the coach

0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:37.000
<v Speaker 2>brought these kids into a cave. Yes, and then it

0:26:37.080 --> 0:26:40.840
<v Speaker 2>started raining and then now they're trapped in this cave.

0:26:41.040 --> 0:26:43.879
<v Speaker 1>But divers have to bring them food. Yes, the divers.

0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:46.400
<v Speaker 2>Divers can't bring them back up, like they can't bring

0:26:46.480 --> 0:26:49.520
<v Speaker 2>no scuba masks down and like bring them back up.

0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:53.159
<v Speaker 1>It's thirteen kids. These kids don't know how to dive.

0:26:53.400 --> 0:26:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Diving is not an easy People go to school to dive, right.

0:26:57.119 --> 0:26:59.679
<v Speaker 2>But if I'm a lifeguard and somebody's drowning, I just

0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:02.199
<v Speaker 2>take that person and pull them all the way up.

0:27:02.240 --> 0:27:05.320
<v Speaker 2>And then that's not how they're They're so deep in

0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:07.719
<v Speaker 2>the cave that you can't just do right.

0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:09.360
<v Speaker 1>But you hear what I'm saying, can't we just put

0:27:09.359 --> 0:27:10.160
<v Speaker 1>some scooba.

0:27:09.840 --> 0:27:12.760
<v Speaker 2>Gear on these kids and then they're breathing air because

0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:14.520
<v Speaker 2>they got a tango one and I'm just dragging them

0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:15.159
<v Speaker 2>up to the surface.

0:27:15.200 --> 0:27:18.679
<v Speaker 1>They don't have scooba gear in Thai Land. They got

0:27:18.760 --> 0:27:22.240
<v Speaker 1>drunken noodles. They got pineapple rice. Wow, Marie, you're gonna

0:27:22.240 --> 0:27:23.720
<v Speaker 1>go there. They got peanut You're gonna go.

0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:27.240
<v Speaker 2>There's kids lives on the wrist on the line, and

0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:28.240
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna make jokes like that.

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:30.000
<v Speaker 1>They but you know what these get should have done.

0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:31.520
<v Speaker 1>They should have went on seeking a rage.

0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Read dot Com found a rich dude to pay them

0:27:35.000 --> 0:27:35.760
<v Speaker 2>to learn how to swim.

0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:27:37.000 --> 0:27:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's but imagine if I was stuck in

0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:41.119
<v Speaker 2>this kid, I don't know how to swim, and I

0:27:41.119 --> 0:27:41.920
<v Speaker 2>don't know how to die.

0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:42.760
<v Speaker 1>I want to came in.

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 2>I want to First of all, I'm not going into

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:46.360
<v Speaker 2>the rainforest one second. I'm not going into a cave

0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:49.679
<v Speaker 2>with a bunch of dudes. That's not my ministry. So

0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:52.160
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't have been stuck there. My heart goes out

0:27:52.200 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 2>to these freaking kids. Oh your heart's and I'm not

0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 2>your entire heart. And I'm not mad at the soccer teacher,

0:27:58.600 --> 0:28:00.360
<v Speaker 2>but I'm like, you should have just known better.

0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:02.159
<v Speaker 1>And how did they know that it wasn't going to

0:28:02.240 --> 0:28:02.840
<v Speaker 1>rain that day?

0:28:02.880 --> 0:28:04.879
<v Speaker 2>Because I feel like when it's about to rain, you

0:28:04.920 --> 0:28:07.040
<v Speaker 2>can tell it's going to rain today.

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:10.000
<v Speaker 1>They don't look at the ACI weather, a weather they

0:28:10.000 --> 0:28:10.240
<v Speaker 1>don't have.

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Eyewitness news in Thailand called them a soccer teacher. It's

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:17.240
<v Speaker 2>a soccer coach, soccer coach whatever. He was an assistant

0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:19.720
<v Speaker 2>coach a day. And so it's one thing if we're

0:28:19.760 --> 0:28:22.600
<v Speaker 2>in the cave and we're dead. But it's all these

0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:27.720
<v Speaker 2>parents waiting like they're on edge because their kids are alive.

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:31.080
<v Speaker 2>We just can't get to them. That's scary as fuck.

0:28:31.480 --> 0:28:34.199
<v Speaker 2>So okay, well we'll follow this story. It don't make

0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 2>no sense to me. I just feel like they can

0:28:35.600 --> 0:28:37.439
<v Speaker 2>get some scuba gear on these kids and pull them up,

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:42.440
<v Speaker 2>get some titanic doors floating in the water, and then

0:28:42.480 --> 0:28:44.600
<v Speaker 2>just throw a bunch of kids on this door. No,

0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:47.200
<v Speaker 2>if it was that simple, they would do it. That's

0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:49.680
<v Speaker 2>not the case, my friend. All right, well, let's talk

0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 2>about what we were experts in this week. My friend, Oh,

0:28:53.600 --> 0:28:57.880
<v Speaker 2>I went to the gym yesterday. My stomach is very sore.

0:28:58.000 --> 0:29:01.520
<v Speaker 2>I did abs yesterday. But also it could be cramps

0:29:01.520 --> 0:29:03.280
<v Speaker 2>from my period. So I'm not really sure why my

0:29:03.280 --> 0:29:06.400
<v Speaker 2>sun may hurts so much. But you're an expert in

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:10.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm an expert in. I feel like take I'm an

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:13.760
<v Speaker 2>expert in just doing what I want to do. This week,

0:29:15.600 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I got a roommate. She moved in the day before

0:29:18.240 --> 0:29:21.840
<v Speaker 2>the end of the month. Look, my God always provides

0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:25.560
<v Speaker 2>roommates to pay the bills. Okay, first and last, first,

0:29:26.120 --> 0:29:31.160
<v Speaker 2>first and last, first month, and security okay, And Sydney

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:33.640
<v Speaker 2>and her girlfriend were at the park having a picnic,

0:29:33.720 --> 0:29:36.240
<v Speaker 2>and as soon as my roommate got here, they were like, ugh,

0:29:36.320 --> 0:29:37.160
<v Speaker 2>we're leaving the park.

0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:40.160
<v Speaker 1>We've been here for too long. It's hot. We're waiting

0:29:40.280 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 1>hours for you.

0:29:41.280 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, So then I met up with David, our guests

0:29:45.080 --> 0:29:48.440
<v Speaker 2>a few weeks ago, our events expert, and he was like, Oh,

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:51.040
<v Speaker 2>were in the park, walking distance from your house and

0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:53.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm on shrooms and I was like, oh my god,

0:29:53.200 --> 0:29:56.840
<v Speaker 2>is this the first time the time that I tried shrooms? Okay,

0:29:57.000 --> 0:29:58.280
<v Speaker 2>So I got to the park and it's a bunch

0:29:58.280 --> 0:30:00.400
<v Speaker 2>of like fabulous gay men and like I want to say,

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 2>two straight women and me the queen that I am,

0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:07.440
<v Speaker 2>and they're drinking shroom tea like they had just steeped

0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:09.920
<v Speaker 2>to the mushrooms and some tea, and I was like, oh,

0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:13.280
<v Speaker 2>everybody is rolling right now, like everybody was like beautifully high.

0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:15.200
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I can't wait to be this high

0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:19.000
<v Speaker 2>on these shrooms. I had some tea, nothing, I have

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:25.200
<v Speaker 2>more tea, nothing. I'm eating the mushrooms feeling nothing. They're

0:30:25.280 --> 0:30:27.680
<v Speaker 2>like like, wow, look at.

0:30:27.560 --> 0:30:29.120
<v Speaker 1>The trees dancing.

0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:30.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that's what I want. To feel like I

0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:33.920
<v Speaker 2>want that, you know, like I got edibles at the house.

0:30:33.920 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm taking some edibles and felt exactly what you'all feel

0:30:36.640 --> 0:30:39.120
<v Speaker 2>right now. You want trees dancing, bitch, you want to crack,

0:30:39.800 --> 0:30:41.960
<v Speaker 2>you do some crack. The trees definitely dance.

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Now. Is that what happened there? What's the crack?

0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 2>High?

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:54.600
<v Speaker 1>My my friend, my queen? Shut up? Wait, hold on,

0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>hold on.

0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:57.640
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, damn, I'm so mad that these shrooms

0:30:57.680 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 2>never really hit me. This guy was like, I got

0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:02.720
<v Speaker 2>some mole. I was like at the park. I said, no,

0:31:02.760 --> 0:31:04.520
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm okay. It was a Saturday.

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:06.040
<v Speaker 1>He was like, uh.

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:09.080
<v Speaker 2>So he pulls out this little vialm HM with like

0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:11.720
<v Speaker 2>white powder, and I'm like, is that the molly because

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:13.600
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people assume that molly is in pill

0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:18.040
<v Speaker 2>form like I did before I did MOLLI, but it's

0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:21.640
<v Speaker 2>like a powder that you mixing your liquids and then

0:31:21.680 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 2>you drink the malli.

0:31:23.400 --> 0:31:24.480
<v Speaker 1>So he was like, I got Malli.

0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, that's not what I just wanted

0:31:26.080 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 2>to do some like healthy ass herbal shroom tea. And

0:31:30.040 --> 0:31:31.360
<v Speaker 2>then he pulls this powder out and I'm like, oh,

0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 2>is that molly? He was like, no, it's coke. And

0:31:33.440 --> 0:31:35.440
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm out to wing cocaine with you

0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:38.080
<v Speaker 2>a four PM at the park. They are children present,

0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:42.560
<v Speaker 2>and this dude poured the cocaine on his phone screen okay,

0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:47.760
<v Speaker 2>and then just started doing lines of cocaine at the park.

0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:50.440
<v Speaker 2>So I feel like I'm an expert really at not

0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 2>snitching on So.

0:31:52.320 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 1>You said no to all of the drugs.

0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:56.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean the shroom said no to me, and

0:31:56.640 --> 0:31:59.360
<v Speaker 2>then I said no to the cocaine. What you think

0:31:59.400 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 2>I should have done so molly at the park? No,

0:32:02.920 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 2>because you don't know who this person is and you

0:32:05.640 --> 0:32:07.880
<v Speaker 2>don't know what what they cut with the mally.

0:32:08.080 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 1>It could be anything. It could have been it could

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:11.080
<v Speaker 1>have been crack. E've been meth.

0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:13.400
<v Speaker 2>It could have been heroin, it could have been speed.

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 2>It's too much. Listen, people who are listening right now,

0:32:17.480 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 2>don't trust everybody with your drugs. Okay, you can. I'm

0:32:21.040 --> 0:32:22.760
<v Speaker 2>already somebody who does not do drugs.

0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:24.680
<v Speaker 1>You really really can't, you know.

0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I do Mali once a year on

0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:28.920
<v Speaker 2>my birthday, my birthdays in September.

0:32:29.000 --> 0:32:31.200
<v Speaker 1>It's not time for me to be doing Maley right now.

0:32:31.400 --> 0:32:34.720
<v Speaker 2>And I'll tell you this. I have done drugs with

0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 2>all of the strangers and all of the people, and.

0:32:38.880 --> 0:32:40.080
<v Speaker 1>It's scary you.

0:32:40.120 --> 0:32:42.080
<v Speaker 2>But you gotta go in fearless and be like, I'm

0:32:42.120 --> 0:32:45.040
<v Speaker 2>just doing it. But if you start thinking about what

0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:47.920
<v Speaker 2>anything and everything could be mixed with, you will go nuts.

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:50.000
<v Speaker 1>So if you're gonna do it, do it.

0:32:50.080 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 2>But I just prefer if you if listen, if a

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:54.400
<v Speaker 2>nigga's just pulling out.

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Coke in the park at four pm.

0:32:57.400 --> 0:32:59.960
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to know that coke, you don't want

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:02.880
<v Speaker 2>none of it. That street you it's oh man, that's

0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:04.600
<v Speaker 2>the type of coke that'd be like, yeah, I'm doing

0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:05.920
<v Speaker 2>coke at four pm.

0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 1>They can see their Yelp reviews for this cocaine. Yeah,

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:10.920
<v Speaker 1>like what is this and where is it from?

0:33:11.080 --> 0:33:13.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't recommend it. I don't recommend it. So what

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:15.000
<v Speaker 2>were you an expert in this week? What was that

0:33:15.080 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 2>an expert in this week? Having your tittas out? Relationship

0:33:20.960 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 2>fan relationships.

0:33:22.280 --> 0:33:23.000
<v Speaker 1>It's just that.

0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Sounds like another way of you saying friendship, which is

0:33:25.080 --> 0:33:28.080
<v Speaker 2>what you usually do. No, me and my me and

0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 2>Adrian Dude, It's like it's just like it's too hot

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:36.840
<v Speaker 2>in the apartment it's it's like a thousand degrees and

0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:40.920
<v Speaker 2>we got seven fans and Adrian is you know, all.

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Seven fans but no air conditioner.

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:47.160
<v Speaker 2>No, she's off from work for the summer, devastating, so

0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:51.480
<v Speaker 2>she's home. So and you know, I'm not doing everything

0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:51.920
<v Speaker 2>I need to do.

0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:52.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not watching it.

0:33:52.720 --> 0:33:54.920
<v Speaker 2>This is the way I'm not doing I'm not doing

0:33:55.040 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 2>enough in the house. So you can't just not be

0:33:56.960 --> 0:33:59.200
<v Speaker 2>doing enough in the house and it be a thousand

0:33:59.240 --> 0:34:02.000
<v Speaker 2>degrees because every little thing is going to make you mad.

0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Any little crumb I've dropped on, Like she's yelling at

0:34:09.040 --> 0:34:12.080
<v Speaker 2>me about this crumb, But the crumb is really this

0:34:12.200 --> 0:34:17.839
<v Speaker 2>bigger crumb than Youah, it's a symbol, symbolism of all

0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 2>the bullshit you've done for four years. That's what it is.

0:34:21.120 --> 0:34:23.080
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe all have been together for four years.

0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:25.920
<v Speaker 2>That is the craziest part of the relationship to me. Okay,

0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:27.960
<v Speaker 2>so every time, every morning, it's kind of like, what

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:30.000
<v Speaker 2>are we doing? And it's like, what do you mean

0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 2>we're living together, We're in a relationship, and it's like, no, She's.

0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Like, what are we doing together?

0:34:34.719 --> 0:34:37.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's a thousand degrees in here and it's making

0:34:37.840 --> 0:34:40.040
<v Speaker 2>me evaluate everything.

0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 1>So what are you going? What are y'all doing? I

0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:44.080
<v Speaker 1>gotta get this ac you're gonna.

0:34:43.840 --> 0:34:48.120
<v Speaker 2>Get in their conditions, I gotta get No, she doesn't,

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:49.640
<v Speaker 2>so you're gonna get it in and then just like

0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:51.000
<v Speaker 2>knock all her fans down.

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:52.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:58.040
<v Speaker 2>But relationships are about compromise, and it's about understanding, and

0:34:58.080 --> 0:35:03.080
<v Speaker 2>it's about meeting in the mid and me at this

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:05.879
<v Speaker 2>moment in my life is very hard for me to

0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:07.160
<v Speaker 2>just walk to the middle.

0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:10.120
<v Speaker 1>It's so easy to get there, but it's so hard

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:10.400
<v Speaker 1>for me.

0:35:11.160 --> 0:35:14.239
<v Speaker 2>Why I feel like you're good at well, maybe you're

0:35:14.239 --> 0:35:17.200
<v Speaker 2>different in relationships. I just feel like as a friend,

0:35:17.400 --> 0:35:20.160
<v Speaker 2>you seem like somebody who's like and that came above

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:21.840
<v Speaker 2>and beyond to like please your friends.

0:35:21.920 --> 0:35:25.600
<v Speaker 1>That's what was in the conversation. Adrian said that, yeah,

0:35:25.640 --> 0:35:28.640
<v Speaker 1>she's like, you got you got Marie cupcakes for her birthday.

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:31.759
<v Speaker 2>You didn't give me cupcakes for my birthdays in September, y'all?

0:35:31.840 --> 0:35:37.120
<v Speaker 1>She bring it up September stuff, yes girl, yes, yes, So.

0:35:37.640 --> 0:35:40.960
<v Speaker 2>The crumb on the floor was a cupcake crem It's

0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:44.359
<v Speaker 2>a crumb for everything, and she bought that up. And

0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:47.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm but I get it. I get it. I'm like,

0:35:47.800 --> 0:35:50.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm shitty. I need to be better. But it's

0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:54.800
<v Speaker 2>just so hard because when is it? Birthday in February

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:57.080
<v Speaker 2>twenty eighth, but your birthday is February second.

0:35:57.160 --> 0:35:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh, y'all the same month? Are you guys the

0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:01.080
<v Speaker 1>same time? No, she's a pissy, So.

0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:03.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna cur that does mean signs is means absolutely nothing,

0:36:03.719 --> 0:36:08.880
<v Speaker 2>nothing to Okay, sorry David, but signs were dumb also, Carolina,

0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 2>They're stupid.

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 1>But so she brought up the cupcakes for my birthday.

0:36:14.320 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 1>But I thought you got her cupcakes for her birthday

0:36:16.000 --> 0:36:16.279
<v Speaker 1>this year?

0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Did but you were first, so fact had I had

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:22.520
<v Speaker 2>just found out about the cupcakes, So that's why I

0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:26.800
<v Speaker 2>got your cupcakes first. Okay, let's backtrack for a moment.

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:31.120
<v Speaker 2>My birthday is in September. Her birthday was February twenty something. Yeah,

0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:33.319
<v Speaker 2>you got her cupcakes this year or no I did?

0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:35.080
<v Speaker 2>So why is she bringing up you getting me cupcass

0:36:35.080 --> 0:36:37.200
<v Speaker 2>from my birthday? I have brought up I got you

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:40.120
<v Speaker 2>cupcakes first, though, this was like a couple of years ago.

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Remember the Remember.

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 2>The first time I got you cupcakes with your face

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:44.279
<v Speaker 2>on it?

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 1>She bringing up cupcakes from twenty sixteen. When is that happens?

0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:55.160
<v Speaker 1>That's how burning up my heart is like burning up

0:36:59.239 --> 0:36:59.640
<v Speaker 1>fight you.

0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:04.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm yeah, listen, uh so, y'all i'llgue about that, and

0:37:04.640 --> 0:37:05.520
<v Speaker 2>then what else have you guys.

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:06.239
<v Speaker 1>Argued about this week?

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 2>It's just like, because this feels like peak, don't need

0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:13.319
<v Speaker 2>a girlfriend's season. This is like, leave whoever you with

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:18.799
<v Speaker 2>to go be up under some BTUs, some real BTUs

0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 2>over five thousand bts. This is like ten thousand BTUs

0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:25.880
<v Speaker 2>type type relationship situation.

0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:27.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put that in my sugar daddy dot com profile.

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you must have over ten thousand BTUs and regular

0:37:32.040 --> 0:37:34.640
<v Speaker 2>rent payments. You know what, You're gonna get the best

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.000
<v Speaker 2>of the best because you're not even asking for that much.

0:37:37.320 --> 0:37:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Ac.

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:41.839
<v Speaker 2>No, that's a that's gonna be a dude who lives

0:37:41.840 --> 0:37:46.319
<v Speaker 2>with his like colleague quote unquote, and he's gonna be like,

0:37:47.200 --> 0:37:49.920
<v Speaker 2>I have an air conditioner. Poor people got air conditioners.

0:37:49.920 --> 0:37:52.640
<v Speaker 2>People in this building that live with me got air conditioners. Yeah,

0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:57.600
<v Speaker 2>it's not wealth, you're right. Uh so, Yeah, I'm an

0:37:57.600 --> 0:38:00.200
<v Speaker 2>expert in fucking up in a relationship peru.

0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:03.000
<v Speaker 1>And then I'm an expert in but what did you

0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:06.480
<v Speaker 1>do wrong? You did you did? Say? Any examples? Everything wrong?

0:38:06.640 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Like, I'm always fucking up. I feel like you

0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:13.160
<v Speaker 2>need to work on your self esteem. My self esteem

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:17.040
<v Speaker 2>is high. I just know I do everything wrong saying

0:38:17.080 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 2>it is and honest as I'm very real about how

0:38:21.080 --> 0:38:23.200
<v Speaker 2>I am in this relationship. I need to do better.

0:38:23.239 --> 0:38:26.960
<v Speaker 2>I suck being with a comic. I already know, like

0:38:27.000 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 2>we're self absorbed. We're narcissistic all the time. Girl, it's

0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:35.279
<v Speaker 2>all about us. I'm not narcissistic. I am stunning. Bit

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:40.799
<v Speaker 2>shut up, Yes you are. I'm like, wait, are you delusional?

0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:47.399
<v Speaker 2>You are beautiful, but you're be getting hundreds pound hundred

0:38:47.560 --> 0:38:51.960
<v Speaker 2>years also a narcissist and narcissist.

0:38:51.520 --> 0:38:53.480
<v Speaker 1>People you can't stop looking at themselves in the mirror. Well,

0:38:53.480 --> 0:38:57.560
<v Speaker 1>I guess maybe that's me, But I'm a Christian narcissist.

0:38:57.640 --> 0:39:01.080
<v Speaker 1>You know what. I can't shut up. Let me tell

0:39:01.080 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 1>you something.

0:39:01.680 --> 0:39:03.719
<v Speaker 2>I had a show. Oh I think I talked about

0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 2>this on the last episode. I didn't book something and

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:08.840
<v Speaker 2>my mom was like, you didn't book it because you

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:12.640
<v Speaker 2>don't pray. Oh the thing that I went to, girl, honestly,

0:39:12.760 --> 0:39:18.440
<v Speaker 2>you would have went there just for just just for

0:39:18.480 --> 0:39:20.279
<v Speaker 2>the experience to go for a day.

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:24.239
<v Speaker 1>But in actuality, it was low key waste of time.

0:39:24.480 --> 0:39:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Just Sidney and I both.

0:39:27.960 --> 0:39:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Interviewed for this thing, this casting thing, and they flew

0:39:32.640 --> 0:39:34.239
<v Speaker 2>to Neto La and they didn't fly me out.

0:39:34.239 --> 0:39:36.200
<v Speaker 1>And my mom was like, it's because you don't pray, Marie.

0:39:36.800 --> 0:39:40.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't pray either, niggas though, I said, And my

0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:41.359
<v Speaker 1>mom was.

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Like, she must pray more than you, Like they don't pray.

0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:50.279
<v Speaker 2>I do pray. I pray for us. You pray for us, yeah,

0:39:50.280 --> 0:39:51.880
<v Speaker 2>I do. I pray for you, pray for us to

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:54.360
<v Speaker 2>not be poor. Yeah. I pray for the podcast every

0:39:54.440 --> 0:39:57.000
<v Speaker 2>single day. I'm like, pray for all the thousands of people.

0:39:57.239 --> 0:39:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Dude.

0:39:57.600 --> 0:39:59.920
<v Speaker 2>I was like, there's no reason why we should know

0:40:00.360 --> 0:40:01.640
<v Speaker 2>be on TV.

0:40:02.320 --> 0:40:02.480
<v Speaker 1>There.

0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:07.279
<v Speaker 2>They gave these people who are podcast this platform. We

0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:10.320
<v Speaker 2>should have the same ship name name sis.

0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'm just saying we are fucking just.

0:40:13.120 --> 0:40:16.960
<v Speaker 2>As hilarious, just as witty, wittier.

0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:19.279
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you be punching up all the ship. Me.

0:40:19.400 --> 0:40:22.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm being very long winded, and you know you're like, Okay,

0:40:22.239 --> 0:40:25.200
<v Speaker 1>get to the punchline. It's coming. Don't worry.

0:40:25.560 --> 0:40:28.600
<v Speaker 2>But this ship is great, our chemistry is outstanding. There's

0:40:28.680 --> 0:40:34.919
<v Speaker 2>no no due out out there. There's no do out

0:40:35.000 --> 0:40:38.880
<v Speaker 2>there that looks like us, No that sounds like us.

0:40:38.920 --> 0:40:46.120
<v Speaker 1>None. They have no qualm, not these ugly podcast TV.

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Come on, Come on with the show, y'all. No, this

0:40:52.080 --> 0:40:54.440
<v Speaker 1>is we're not We don't have a we don't have

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:54.840
<v Speaker 1>a hook.

0:40:55.040 --> 0:40:57.359
<v Speaker 2>No. If I get some old you know what when

0:40:57.600 --> 0:41:01.320
<v Speaker 2>Kim Zosiak was on Real Housewifter and she was banging

0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:04.760
<v Speaker 2>Big Papa or whatever his name was, some married old

0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:07.880
<v Speaker 2>rich man who I guess paid for her original face,

0:41:08.239 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 2>her first surgery or whatever.

0:41:10.719 --> 0:41:12.080
<v Speaker 1>That was Kim's storyline.

0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:13.759
<v Speaker 2>That and she used to wear wigs and she said

0:41:13.800 --> 0:41:16.040
<v Speaker 2>she had I want to say al paca, but that's

0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:16.600
<v Speaker 2>not what it's called.

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:23.440
<v Speaker 1>You got that out packed she had? Is wrong with you, Marie?

0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Why do you wear wigs?

0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:31.600
<v Speaker 2>Because I have alba, she had el paka, she had alopecia.

0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 1>She didn't even have alopecia. She just doesn't like doing

0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 1>her hair.

0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:36.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't think that anybody anywhere in the

0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:39.760
<v Speaker 2>world should be trusting a white woman that wears wigs

0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:43.759
<v Speaker 2>every day. A wig, not clippings, not extensions, but like

0:41:43.800 --> 0:41:47.200
<v Speaker 2>a full blown, went to the beauty supply store threw

0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:47.840
<v Speaker 2>on a wig.

0:41:48.080 --> 0:41:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Wig.

0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:51.759
<v Speaker 2>You can't trust white women like that, or white women

0:41:51.800 --> 0:41:53.719
<v Speaker 2>that were blue and have oak Lea's on and come

0:41:53.719 --> 0:41:55.360
<v Speaker 2>out to parks and be like y'are not supposed to

0:41:55.400 --> 0:41:58.120
<v Speaker 2>be grilling out. I still don't fucking believe how we

0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:00.600
<v Speaker 2>still don't have a fuck show.

0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm blown away.

0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:07.600
<v Speaker 2>The fact I'm flabbergasting because it's like, it's so simple.

0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:09.319
<v Speaker 1>It's the simplest show ever.

0:42:09.480 --> 0:42:12.759
<v Speaker 2>And I watched these other shows and I'm like, just

0:42:13.040 --> 0:42:13.760
<v Speaker 2>as simple.

0:42:14.239 --> 0:42:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Thirty minutes.

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:17.680
<v Speaker 2>We're not asking for money if the set doesn't even

0:42:17.719 --> 0:42:20.200
<v Speaker 2>cost that much money. We got a little audience, Yeah,

0:42:20.200 --> 0:42:22.600
<v Speaker 2>we get a little cute audience. We watch What Happens

0:42:22.680 --> 0:42:24.920
<v Speaker 2>live type of audience. It's not even gonna be them.

0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:27.040
<v Speaker 1>We need twelve people. We got. We have a couple,

0:42:27.040 --> 0:42:29.360
<v Speaker 1>we got a couple of segments. We got a guess.

0:42:29.400 --> 0:42:32.399
<v Speaker 2>We got us Like, what the fuck? Okay, well, let's

0:42:32.400 --> 0:42:34.799
<v Speaker 2>take a step back. We're doing a live show of

0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:39.600
<v Speaker 2>our podcast. This the people that you love, greatest people

0:42:39.640 --> 0:42:43.319
<v Speaker 2>you'll ever meet in your life. Cut and Gaunt at

0:42:43.320 --> 0:42:46.799
<v Speaker 2>the Ludlow House on August fifteenth. It's a Wednesday, the

0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:50.200
<v Speaker 2>show is free. Come, we'll buy drinks. And by will

0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:51.560
<v Speaker 2>buy drinks, I mean we're gonna go to the bar

0:42:51.640 --> 0:42:52.920
<v Speaker 2>and be like, well, we're doing the show, can we

0:42:52.920 --> 0:42:55.239
<v Speaker 2>get this many of us a rose. Yeah, we're gonna

0:42:55.640 --> 0:42:58.600
<v Speaker 2>if you if you listen to the podcast and you

0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 2>come to see us, we'll get you some some drinks.

0:43:01.160 --> 0:43:01.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 2>I mean technically we can only have thirty thirty people.

0:43:05.200 --> 0:43:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Sid I say that, but only thirty people can come.

0:43:07.760 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 2>Only thirty people can come because say it's a it's

0:43:10.680 --> 0:43:12.840
<v Speaker 2>a private, it's a member is only members only, so

0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:14.920
<v Speaker 2>they're going to have their members come. But you know,

0:43:15.120 --> 0:43:17.800
<v Speaker 2>we'll do what we can to get you in thirty

0:43:17.920 --> 0:43:20.799
<v Speaker 2>people from the pocket. Mind you, I met Mitch. Mitch

0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:24.000
<v Speaker 2>listened to the podcast. He came to the show last week.

0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:25.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's.

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Sliding your dms, but yeah, he's super tall.

0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:29.160
<v Speaker 1>I have.

0:43:31.719 --> 0:43:33.560
<v Speaker 2>I will say this, the people who listen to the

0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:37.319
<v Speaker 2>Undivisual Expert, they're all super fine for no reasons. Yeah,

0:43:38.120 --> 0:43:41.200
<v Speaker 2>it's super tracked. We got good looking folks. Y'all are beautiful.

0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 2>I never met one person that was to the podcast

0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:45.640
<v Speaker 2>that was unattracted.

0:43:45.640 --> 0:43:48.920
<v Speaker 1>It's true and it's because of the energy that shade,

0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 1>the shade that we give huge.

0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:53.799
<v Speaker 2>People are like, oh, I got to be attractive to

0:43:53.840 --> 0:43:54.680
<v Speaker 2>listen to this podcast.

0:43:54.719 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 1>We got to be attracted to approach them. I don't know,

0:43:56.440 --> 0:43:57.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on.

0:43:57.280 --> 0:43:59.880
<v Speaker 2>But everybody that's been sliding in my dms and like

0:44:00.200 --> 0:44:02.920
<v Speaker 2>follows me on Twitter or Instagram, that's like, oh, I

0:44:02.960 --> 0:44:03.480
<v Speaker 2>love the pocket.

0:44:03.520 --> 0:44:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Everybody's attractive. Yeah, we're so blessed. It's true. And it's like.

0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:11.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm just every day I'll look at a show and

0:44:11.719 --> 0:44:14.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll watch it and I got hat in my blood

0:44:14.440 --> 0:44:18.359
<v Speaker 2>because I'll be like this, this is on here, this

0:44:18.480 --> 0:44:19.160
<v Speaker 2>on TV.

0:44:19.160 --> 0:44:22.880
<v Speaker 1>This is on TV, and they still get why why

0:44:22.960 --> 0:44:23.279
<v Speaker 1>not us?

0:44:23.400 --> 0:44:25.479
<v Speaker 2>But you know it's gonna come and God, I'm gonna

0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:28.359
<v Speaker 2>pray some more. Get I got you. My prayers are

0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:28.960
<v Speaker 2>gonna be up.

0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 1>And we don't work on it, these other shows get canceled.

0:44:31.480 --> 0:44:33.920
<v Speaker 1>What are you praying for? No? I don't want anybody. No,

0:44:34.000 --> 0:44:35.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't want anybody to show to get canceled. That's

0:44:35.960 --> 0:44:36.319
<v Speaker 1>not right.

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:40.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't want that. I just want, you know, the

0:44:40.080 --> 0:44:44.200
<v Speaker 2>next level for us, And we gotta maybe, maybe we

0:44:44.280 --> 0:44:46.840
<v Speaker 2>gotta think of something else. Other than the unofficial expert.

0:44:46.880 --> 0:44:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Maybe this is not the thing that we can pitch

0:44:49.120 --> 0:44:50.959
<v Speaker 2>at the moment. Okay, so what are you trying to pitch?

0:44:51.160 --> 0:44:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Like in an ideal world, like what's popping right now,

0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:54.279
<v Speaker 1>lots of.

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Reality shows with women throwing wineglasses, a lot of contour

0:44:58.120 --> 0:45:01.520
<v Speaker 2>to makeup is in right now. Lots of love and

0:45:01.600 --> 0:45:04.239
<v Speaker 2>hip hops are super popular right now. But that's what

0:45:04.320 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 2>the black community. You know, white people watch it. What

0:45:06.640 --> 0:45:07.560
<v Speaker 2>are the whites doing?

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 1>That should be a new segment. What are the whites doing? One?

0:45:11.680 --> 0:45:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Are the whites up to?

0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 2>That's a great white up Because we are trying to

0:45:16.160 --> 0:45:18.400
<v Speaker 2>find like build in segments for the podcast because we

0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:18.920
<v Speaker 2>don't have any.

0:45:18.960 --> 0:45:22.000
<v Speaker 1>It's just like an ongoing Allegedly, we ramble a lot

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:22.720
<v Speaker 1>of podcast.

0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 2>It's a run on sentence for so whole fucking by

0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:33.600
<v Speaker 2>you goose from the back. Yes, shout out to Jesus

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:38.640
<v Speaker 2>and Mary. We let him niggas you love them the back.

0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:43.279
<v Speaker 2>I love those guys so much. Anyway, No, so we

0:45:43.360 --> 0:45:45.560
<v Speaker 2>gotta think of more segments so that we can.

0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Put it right. Anyway, Since here's a segment right here,

0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:49.440
<v Speaker 1>what are the whites up to?

0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:49.480
<v Speaker 2>You?

0:45:49.600 --> 0:45:52.000
<v Speaker 1>What a what a what a white people like right now?

0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Therapy teen they love therapy, So I gotta do a

0:45:55.120 --> 0:45:58.120
<v Speaker 2>ted talk like I gotta do like remember I told you,

0:45:58.160 --> 0:45:59.680
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I want to do the show

0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:02.319
<v Speaker 2>where one person goes in a stall and then the

0:46:02.320 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 2>therapist is in a stall and then people just like

0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:07.600
<v Speaker 2>bear their souls and then we try to find out. No,

0:46:08.320 --> 0:46:12.320
<v Speaker 2>who's who threw the sneakers? No, friend, do you hear me? Friends,

0:46:12.560 --> 0:46:16.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going I'm not waiting in a bathroom to

0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:18.680
<v Speaker 2>give white people advice.

0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I do that for.

0:46:19.760 --> 0:46:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Free on the train. I do that on the radio,

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:23.719
<v Speaker 2>I do that on this podcast. I do it on

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:26.800
<v Speaker 2>people's comments on Instagram. I'd be like, sis, I wouldn't

0:46:26.800 --> 0:46:29.800
<v Speaker 2>have worn that blouse. I give white people advice regularly

0:46:29.840 --> 0:46:30.799
<v Speaker 2>for free, and I don't have to be in a

0:46:30.800 --> 0:46:34.520
<v Speaker 2>funkyest bathroom to do it. So that next friend, what

0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 2>what's trending right now?

0:46:36.800 --> 0:46:38.319
<v Speaker 1>What are the whites up to?

0:46:39.880 --> 0:46:42.600
<v Speaker 2>They're always doing some kind of prank shit that is like,

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 2>you should have no friends pranks. You're doing this to

0:46:46.200 --> 0:46:48.160
<v Speaker 2>your people that you love. I would never do that

0:46:48.200 --> 0:46:51.200
<v Speaker 2>to somebody that I actually like. I will say this though,

0:46:51.239 --> 0:46:54.439
<v Speaker 2>there's this girl that I discovered on she keeps being

0:46:54.480 --> 0:46:56.279
<v Speaker 2>reposted on my Twitter page, and I don't know what

0:46:56.640 --> 0:47:00.279
<v Speaker 2>it is. She's like a young, like light skin, like

0:47:00.320 --> 0:47:04.239
<v Speaker 2>a mixed black chick, right, and her I don't know.

0:47:04.680 --> 0:47:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Her mom is this old white lady.

0:47:06.880 --> 0:47:09.120
<v Speaker 2>And the first video that I saw on Twitter that

0:47:09.200 --> 0:47:13.440
<v Speaker 2>somebody reposted, she was in the room like dancing and

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:15.080
<v Speaker 2>the mom bust in the room.

0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh I saw. She's like they said that. She said,

0:47:17.560 --> 0:47:23.560
<v Speaker 1>you got your funny you're stripping on cameras. That's her mom.

0:47:23.840 --> 0:47:26.600
<v Speaker 2>And I'm saying that because so apparently her the little

0:47:26.640 --> 0:47:28.120
<v Speaker 2>the girl's little sister snitched.

0:47:27.840 --> 0:47:29.120
<v Speaker 1>On her and the mom came in and was like

0:47:29.200 --> 0:47:30.440
<v Speaker 1>yelling at her for trying to strip.

0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Uh. And then I saw a video yesterday of the

0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:36.279
<v Speaker 2>two of them in the kitchen and she was like, Mom,

0:47:36.320 --> 0:47:37.560
<v Speaker 2>I think I want to be a stripper, and the

0:47:37.600 --> 0:47:38.160
<v Speaker 2>mom was like.

0:47:38.080 --> 0:47:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Strip, strip, stripper. She was like, what you go strip?

0:47:42.120 --> 0:47:44.319
<v Speaker 1>You ain't got nothing that doesn't somebody wants to see.

0:47:46.239 --> 0:47:51.240
<v Speaker 2>It's so good southern white lady yelling at her mixed

0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:52.000
<v Speaker 2>black daughter.

0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:55.040
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, been there, done that.

0:47:55.239 --> 0:47:58.160
<v Speaker 2>I used to strip And I was like wow, and

0:47:58.200 --> 0:47:59.920
<v Speaker 2>she was like, I feel like I could get like

0:48:00.400 --> 0:48:02.839
<v Speaker 2>one thousand dollars a night. The mom said, you gotta

0:48:02.880 --> 0:48:05.000
<v Speaker 2>do a lot more than strip to get that much

0:48:05.040 --> 0:48:10.359
<v Speaker 2>money and that yo. I said, Gladys, what does that

0:48:10.440 --> 0:48:11.160
<v Speaker 2>even mean?

0:48:11.880 --> 0:48:14.279
<v Speaker 1>I care? Did her mom does admit.

0:48:14.040 --> 0:48:18.160
<v Speaker 2>To like sucking dig on the side in the champagne room.

0:48:18.239 --> 0:48:22.040
<v Speaker 2>What's the tea? I fucking can anyway? I don't know

0:48:22.040 --> 0:48:24.200
<v Speaker 2>what these what the girl's name is, but it seems

0:48:24.239 --> 0:48:26.560
<v Speaker 2>like she just she sets her phone up and then

0:48:26.680 --> 0:48:28.120
<v Speaker 2>she just gets her mom yelling at her.

0:48:28.000 --> 0:48:28.720
<v Speaker 1>Fucking crying.

0:48:29.040 --> 0:48:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Videos are so funny, this is so this is too

0:48:32.080 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 2>much for me right now. She's like, strip, you gotta

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:37.239
<v Speaker 2>do a whole lot more than dance to make that

0:48:37.320 --> 0:48:39.640
<v Speaker 2>much in the night. I was like, Oh, she gotta

0:48:39.680 --> 0:48:42.319
<v Speaker 2>sell drugs too, She got to traffic them in her

0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:44.160
<v Speaker 2>corca corca?

0:48:44.440 --> 0:48:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Is that where we.

0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:49.359
<v Speaker 2>Gotta come up with new words for our genitals. That's

0:48:49.360 --> 0:48:52.600
<v Speaker 2>a segment when I was little, new word?

0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Who is? What that is? What that is? It's what

0:48:56.000 --> 0:49:02.640
<v Speaker 1>are the whites watching? And what that is? Segment? We're

0:49:02.640 --> 0:49:06.520
<v Speaker 1>coming up? I love it. We are really moving towards greatness.

0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:11.160
<v Speaker 1>We're moving anyway.

0:49:11.360 --> 0:49:13.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what else I wanted to say

0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:16.840
<v Speaker 2>to you, guys, I am gonna download this ass. You

0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:19.440
<v Speaker 2>are going to be a whole this summer. Be a hole,

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:21.880
<v Speaker 2>but only in Central Air. I'm not gonna be a who.

0:49:21.920 --> 0:49:23.680
<v Speaker 2>If you got a box fan in the window, no way.

0:49:23.760 --> 0:49:25.400
<v Speaker 2>If you got a box fan, then you don't deserve

0:49:25.480 --> 0:49:27.880
<v Speaker 2>my box no fam.

0:49:29.560 --> 0:49:30.719
<v Speaker 1>If you have a box fan, you don't.

0:49:33.960 --> 0:49:36.160
<v Speaker 2>I will say this though, if you listen to the

0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:39.120
<v Speaker 2>podcast and you come see us, please continue to approach

0:49:39.200 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 2>us the way that y'all have been approaching us. The

0:49:40.800 --> 0:49:44.120
<v Speaker 2>energy is so cute, the vibe is so real. I

0:49:44.160 --> 0:49:46.399
<v Speaker 2>haven't been I feel like a lot of I feel

0:49:46.400 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 2>like a.

0:49:46.600 --> 0:49:48.839
<v Speaker 1>Lot of people from the podcast have been coming to

0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:50.919
<v Speaker 1>the show. Oh they have. They come and they come

0:49:50.960 --> 0:49:53.520
<v Speaker 1>back and they're like, I love you, guys, I love

0:49:53.560 --> 0:49:54.200
<v Speaker 1>the podcast.

0:49:54.640 --> 0:49:56.520
<v Speaker 2>The other day I got a text mesage that said

0:49:56.560 --> 0:49:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Marie Marie called you her best friend. I was like, really,

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:02.000
<v Speaker 2>who sent you that text? I'm not saying who, but

0:50:02.040 --> 0:50:06.319
<v Speaker 2>sounds like Adrian, has Marie ever called you her best friend?

0:50:06.320 --> 0:50:07.840
<v Speaker 1>In person? I was like, she would never. What in

0:50:07.840 --> 0:50:14.120
<v Speaker 1>the Lisa Frank, Lisa? What in the Trapper? Keeper? The

0:50:14.200 --> 0:50:18.440
<v Speaker 1>five star first get in the Trapper keeper Hill.

0:50:18.560 --> 0:50:21.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, dude, it sounds like some Lisa Frank

0:50:22.560 --> 0:50:25.200
<v Speaker 2>somebody with hard eyes was like, hey, Sid, she caught

0:50:25.239 --> 0:50:27.280
<v Speaker 2>you her best friend at the show and you weren't

0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:28.200
<v Speaker 2>there and I missed.

0:50:28.320 --> 0:50:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Go shut up. I hate everybody. For those of you

0:50:31.960 --> 0:50:34.160
<v Speaker 1>who haven't seen The Incredibles, to you in theaters, it's

0:50:34.200 --> 0:50:37.279
<v Speaker 1>so good. Did you see it when I went to

0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:40.960
<v Speaker 1>It's so good. It's so cheap too. I like Jack

0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Jack and Auntie Edna.

0:50:43.320 --> 0:50:45.839
<v Speaker 2>Everything that Jack Jack does and and Edna does, I'm

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:49.279
<v Speaker 2>here for Jack. Jack is literally a mood. He's like

0:50:49.320 --> 0:50:52.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing all the moods. He's like, I'm doing whatever

0:50:52.760 --> 0:50:56.080
<v Speaker 2>I want. And you know, whenever he would get mad

0:50:56.080 --> 0:50:58.000
<v Speaker 2>about it, I was like, yo, that's me. Every time

0:50:58.040 --> 0:51:02.600
<v Speaker 2>I look at my bank account into that like grimlin thing,

0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:05.200
<v Speaker 2>that's me, dude, fucking me.

0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:07.600
<v Speaker 1>My butt itches, mine's too.

0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:09.120
<v Speaker 2>We were in that pool and we did not take

0:51:09.120 --> 0:51:11.319
<v Speaker 2>a bath yet, and then I sat on the train.

0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:14.760
<v Speaker 1>If your butt's itching, you know, my butt's on fire?

0:51:14.840 --> 0:51:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:17.520
<v Speaker 1>But is on fire?

0:51:19.400 --> 0:51:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Is there anything that you want to leave the listeners with.

0:51:21.680 --> 0:51:24.400
<v Speaker 2>We've got about ten minutes left, sis. I think you

0:51:24.440 --> 0:51:27.319
<v Speaker 2>guys should add all the networks and be like, how

0:51:27.320 --> 0:51:29.280
<v Speaker 2>come these girls don't have a TV show?

0:51:30.200 --> 0:51:33.360
<v Speaker 1>How come these girls are our TV? They are TV ready.

0:51:33.960 --> 0:51:36.120
<v Speaker 2>I mean Sydney needs to learn some new words and

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:39.239
<v Speaker 2>possibly you know, speak better English, which you know, she

0:51:39.280 --> 0:51:40.440
<v Speaker 2>looks great on TV.

0:51:41.120 --> 0:51:43.359
<v Speaker 1>She does, she's she's ready for TV.

0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:47.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm so ready for TV, physically ready, physically ready, just

0:51:47.440 --> 0:51:50.480
<v Speaker 2>mentally are you prepared? Just have me on mute. Yeah,

0:51:50.719 --> 0:51:54.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna shake my head. What I'm just gonna

0:51:54.239 --> 0:51:55.359
<v Speaker 2>shake my head every time we talk.

0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you're ready for TV. And that's why

0:51:57.719 --> 0:51:59.799
<v Speaker 1>we're not booking that.

0:52:00.120 --> 0:52:03.400
<v Speaker 2>They're booking things that we're all God, So you're blaming

0:52:03.440 --> 0:52:06.600
<v Speaker 2>it on me, Yes, you're blaming it on me. I'm

0:52:06.680 --> 0:52:11.240
<v Speaker 2>ready blame it on that. No, here's another one. Blame

0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:16.240
<v Speaker 2>it on the rain. Yeah yeah, oh, here's another segment.

0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:19.560
<v Speaker 2>Blame it on the whites. What are we blaming on

0:52:19.600 --> 0:52:20.240
<v Speaker 2>the whites today?

0:52:20.880 --> 0:52:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:25.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, gentrification is that its highest rat's peak.

0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:29.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean the most hood ist neighborhoods that you're like,

0:52:29.760 --> 0:52:32.399
<v Speaker 1>ain't nobody hit here? All of them are coming out.

0:52:33.000 --> 0:52:36.840
<v Speaker 2>They're coming out in their Madwell shorts, they're Midwell Maywell.

0:52:36.920 --> 0:52:41.720
<v Speaker 1>Whatever the fuck, they're Madwell, how.

0:52:41.560 --> 0:52:45.399
<v Speaker 2>You call it, whatever you call it, their ninety eight

0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:48.040
<v Speaker 2>degree shorts. Yeah, the shorts to be real short. So

0:52:48.080 --> 0:52:50.560
<v Speaker 2>what you're saying, you're blaming white people for gentrification. I

0:52:50.560 --> 0:52:53.040
<v Speaker 2>mean they're just thriving right now. They don't even care

0:52:53.160 --> 0:52:57.680
<v Speaker 2>that they're, you know, out here taking up all of

0:52:57.719 --> 0:52:58.520
<v Speaker 2>the apartments.

0:52:58.760 --> 0:53:00.120
<v Speaker 1>Sidney, what are you looking at on your phone?

0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Because you are clearly distracted and the listeners want to

0:53:02.520 --> 0:53:04.120
<v Speaker 2>know I'm looking at my butt.

0:53:04.160 --> 0:53:06.320
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, I need to go to the gym.

0:53:06.640 --> 0:53:09.359
<v Speaker 2>Also, shout out to your sister for having boot camp.

0:53:09.480 --> 0:53:10.839
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be this Saturday, right.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister does a boot camp every Saturday in Washington

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<v Speaker 2>Square Park. Everybody that's listening that lives in New York

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<v Speaker 2>or the Tri state area can come. It's like twenty bucks,

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<v Speaker 2>which is long.

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<v Speaker 1>Her boyfriend Joe, who we roast for the whole the

0:53:24.920 --> 0:53:29.040
<v Speaker 1>whole time. We're like coach Joe. Yeah, he's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>And you get to work out with us and work

0:53:32.280 --> 0:53:34.720
<v Speaker 2>out with us, I mean work out with me, Sydney,

0:53:34.719 --> 0:53:37.279
<v Speaker 2>don't even be working out, dude. But the commentary be

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<v Speaker 2>on a point. I need just morphed into a cameraman

0:53:40.239 --> 0:53:43.600
<v Speaker 2>halfway through. Okay, bo camp, that's another show working out

0:53:43.600 --> 0:53:46.279
<v Speaker 2>with SMM and it's like you really working out and

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<v Speaker 2>then it's just me doing like modified everything.

0:53:48.800 --> 0:53:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Who's gonna watch Who's who are these shows for? Dude?

0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Who's watching these shows?

0:53:52.520 --> 0:53:57.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean, listen, everybody will watch an Instagram model pretend

0:53:57.200 --> 0:53:59.319
<v Speaker 2>that she's working out in the fucking gym. They can't

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<v Speaker 2>watch us actually have funny things to say while in

0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:04.759
<v Speaker 2>the gym. Okay, we'll go ahead and put that on

0:54:04.800 --> 0:54:09.000
<v Speaker 2>the board. Oh yeah, we gotta have and another thing

0:54:09.000 --> 0:54:11.759
<v Speaker 2>that we do. We gotta have daily vision boards. So

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:14.959
<v Speaker 2>it's like like Pinterest, but in our heads about things

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<v Speaker 2>that we want. And today we were like, oh, we

0:54:16.920 --> 0:54:19.799
<v Speaker 2>want to get something for free. And Marie with the

0:54:19.800 --> 0:54:24.520
<v Speaker 2>Gifted Gap talking to some lady right she was Mary Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>May shout out to make We definitely plugged. You definitely

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<v Speaker 2>plugged the podcast. Afterwards, May gave you know it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you guys thirsty? We got lots of drinks. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm thirsty. I threw my water in the pool.

0:54:37.200 --> 0:54:41.880
<v Speaker 2>She literally knocked my beverage down. We had a bottle

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<v Speaker 2>of poland springs from the outside and just do that

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<v Speaker 2>ship in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>I threw it over the fence. You're like, I'm so parched.

0:54:48.600 --> 0:54:49.880
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, so thirsty.

0:54:49.960 --> 0:54:52.719
<v Speaker 2>You're like my throat is She's we met cider, we

0:54:52.760 --> 0:54:55.080
<v Speaker 2>have vodka, we have rose. I was like, rose is

0:54:55.120 --> 0:54:58.000
<v Speaker 2>the magic hord uh huh. And then she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>so are you guys guess here?

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<v Speaker 1>Really? No? Should we have said yes? Maybe?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. She wasn't a guest there either. She

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<v Speaker 2>said she was there because her brother was a guest.

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<v Speaker 2>Her brother was Asian. What mean you said you needed

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<v Speaker 2>an Asian man this season? That I need an Asian man?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, this summer the floor up for a like

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<v Speaker 2>a cool like a hip hop Asian, like a West Coast.

0:55:20.960 --> 0:55:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Maybe he's a chef on a food truck Asian. Ah

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<v Speaker 2>love that you know, like a job awakee like a

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<v Speaker 2>like tatted up sleeve. Maybe he's a Christian Asian like

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<v Speaker 2>a dated a black woman before, so he knows how

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<v Speaker 2>to like do her Greasa's scalp.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you want, good like a like a like a.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you're going to get that kind

0:55:41.960 --> 0:55:45.319
<v Speaker 2>of Asian guy here. I think you want to get

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<v Speaker 2>here like a like an accountant. You think I get

0:55:48.000 --> 0:55:50.600
<v Speaker 2>an accountant Asian man here. I don't think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get the kind of Asian you want. I think I

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<v Speaker 2>want to get like a gin from one to six

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<v Speaker 2>and Park Asian.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my, like Friday Asian.

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<v Speaker 2>You know he's doing stand up quote in quotation. No,

0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:02.040
<v Speaker 2>I thought he was a Christian rapper. Now, no, he

0:56:02.600 --> 0:56:06.080
<v Speaker 2>does stand up. I was he did something and I

0:56:06.120 --> 0:56:07.360
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, oh.

0:56:07.480 --> 0:56:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Was it stand up? Giving you sheg Wan vibe?

0:56:09.640 --> 0:56:13.680
<v Speaker 2>No, it was not another stand up community name rude, Marie,

0:56:14.239 --> 0:56:15.120
<v Speaker 2>how is that rude?

0:56:15.440 --> 0:56:15.759
<v Speaker 1>He like?

0:56:15.840 --> 0:56:18.839
<v Speaker 2>Is he giving sheng Wing vibes? Cheng Wing doesn't sound

0:56:18.840 --> 0:56:20.440
<v Speaker 2>like a real name, but it is. Shen Wean is

0:56:20.440 --> 0:56:22.279
<v Speaker 2>a real person that we know. He's done our show

0:56:22.320 --> 0:56:23.320
<v Speaker 2>before and he's hilarious.

0:56:23.320 --> 0:56:25.160
<v Speaker 1>He did our very first show. He was on Two

0:56:25.200 --> 0:56:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Dope Queens on HBO and wondering who he is.

0:56:27.840 --> 0:56:29.880
<v Speaker 2>He did our very first show and I was wasted,

0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:32.239
<v Speaker 2>and I brought him up as he was like our

0:56:32.239 --> 0:56:36.040
<v Speaker 2>next guest is Asian and yeah, and everybody's like okay,

0:56:36.719 --> 0:56:40.120
<v Speaker 2>And I was in the background like it was one

0:56:40.120 --> 0:56:41.520
<v Speaker 2>of those things where I didn't know how to bring

0:56:41.600 --> 0:56:41.959
<v Speaker 2>up people.

0:56:42.040 --> 0:56:44.279
<v Speaker 1>Yet it was very new. He got money though. He

0:56:44.320 --> 0:56:45.080
<v Speaker 1>got money that night.

0:56:45.120 --> 0:56:47.000
<v Speaker 2>It was one hundred dollars to read off of a

0:56:47.000 --> 0:56:49.000
<v Speaker 2>piece of paper. He was like, oh, y'all can have

0:56:49.080 --> 0:56:50.000
<v Speaker 2>me back whenever.

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<v Speaker 1>I like scheng Wing though, because he's Asian but has

0:56:52.760 --> 0:56:55.320
<v Speaker 1>like a country accent. He's done in Houston.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he'll get on stated and be like, so

0:56:57.960 --> 0:57:01.120
<v Speaker 2>I was talking to these hosts. He never says hose

0:57:01.680 --> 0:57:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Shawty was never says short.

0:57:04.160 --> 0:57:07.200
<v Speaker 1>He's like, y'all like Blake Sheldon. I're like, wow, that's

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<v Speaker 1>shang Wang.

0:57:08.560 --> 0:57:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Shang Wang is gonna listen if he listens to listen

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<v Speaker 2>to this damn time.

0:57:12.880 --> 0:57:15.040
<v Speaker 1>These girls don't know me. It's like these.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, shout out the shang Wang and all

0:57:19.960 --> 0:57:21.440
<v Speaker 2>the shang Wang's listening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>This is incredible episode.

0:57:23.320 --> 0:57:25.880
<v Speaker 2>I was enjoyed the segments that we added one what

0:57:25.960 --> 0:57:27.080
<v Speaker 2>are the white people watching?

0:57:27.920 --> 0:57:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Two? Why are the white people here? And what's the

0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:34.280
<v Speaker 1>third segment? Don't remember what Daddy is? What Teddy is?

0:57:34.720 --> 0:57:38.440
<v Speaker 1>And that was? What was that segment? It's like what

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<v Speaker 1>that is? What is? But what is the segment?

0:57:40.360 --> 0:57:42.760
<v Speaker 2>It's like new words, new words that we come up

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<v Speaker 2>with come up. Yeah, we come up with new words.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even know what daddy is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't see this why we're not ready for TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Marie, because you're not you're not ready.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the segments of what they were, and you

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't remember one segment or what it was.

0:57:57.920 --> 0:58:00.600
<v Speaker 1>What it was, that's a segment right there. What it was.

0:58:00.760 --> 0:58:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Fourth segment is what was shang wang dude? W W

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<v Speaker 1>s w D.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna go ahead and at a fifth segment

0:58:11.520 --> 0:58:13.960
<v Speaker 2>and this segment is this is why we're not booting.

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<v Speaker 1>Good segment.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll just list all the terble things that were fly

0:58:20.040 --> 0:58:23.040
<v Speaker 2>we're not getting booked, or auditions that we went to

0:58:23.080 --> 0:58:24.840
<v Speaker 2>they were like, you know, so I went there because

0:58:24.840 --> 0:58:27.640
<v Speaker 2>we didn't We don't pray. Yeah, that's what my mom said.

0:58:27.720 --> 0:58:30.680
<v Speaker 2>That's surreal answer. We just gotta pray. Please answer you

0:58:30.760 --> 0:58:32.360
<v Speaker 2>listening to the podcast. If you see us in these

0:58:32.400 --> 0:58:35.360
<v Speaker 2>streets and we look good, come say hi. If you

0:58:35.440 --> 0:58:38.480
<v Speaker 2>look dusty, it's probably not as do.

0:58:38.560 --> 0:58:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Me this solid?

0:58:39.360 --> 0:58:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Do we look disheveled? Are we jumping a train turnstile?

0:58:42.800 --> 0:58:45.080
<v Speaker 2>That is not a do me this slid? If you

0:58:45.200 --> 0:58:49.960
<v Speaker 2>see me in the streets, I want you to scream.

0:58:49.600 --> 0:58:51.160
<v Speaker 1>And be like, oh, I got bock.

0:58:51.320 --> 0:58:54.160
<v Speaker 2>So other people can see it and they're like yeah,

0:58:54.160 --> 0:58:55.960
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, who's the on official expert? And then

0:58:55.960 --> 0:58:57.960
<v Speaker 2>they look it up and they subscribe and then they

0:58:57.960 --> 0:59:00.440
<v Speaker 2>fall in love with us. That's how you promote the brand.

0:59:00.520 --> 0:59:03.240
<v Speaker 2>The brand is strong. The brand is strong. Shout out

0:59:03.280 --> 0:59:05.040
<v Speaker 2>to Mitch because he can't do the show last week

0:59:05.080 --> 0:59:07.800
<v Speaker 2>and he bought somebody Mitch, love you, buch, can't wait

0:59:07.840 --> 0:59:12.440
<v Speaker 2>to see you, bro, bro b Alright, well what that is?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forget.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a live show August fifteenth, and then we

0:59:17.080 --> 0:59:19.560
<v Speaker 2>have a lot. We also have a live show July

0:59:19.960 --> 0:59:23.960
<v Speaker 2>twenty fifth. YEP at at All one ninety one Christie

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<v Speaker 2>Street at APM. Both of them are free AF so

0:59:26.280 --> 0:59:28.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear no reasons why y'all can't come.

0:59:28.400 --> 0:59:29.960
<v Speaker 2>If you live in Philadelphia, you can come to the

0:59:30.000 --> 0:59:31.040
<v Speaker 2>show absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you there May Bye bye