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Speaker 1: We're bad.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Loud Ratchet Hour with

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Speaker 2: Marie Monster and Sydney Washing, Sydney, Elizabeth Washington, Walla, Walla Washington, Sidney.

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Speaker 1: Bang yes or Uchi Uchi bang bang?

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's Uci Wally Washing, Sydney Uchi Wally bang bang.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Sydney is a whore. Let's get into it.

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Speaker 2: So we just got back from a pool on the

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Speaker 2: roof in Manhattan, and Sydney changed clothes when she got

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Speaker 2: here and her whole butt is out.

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Speaker 1: Yes it is. It's a pink and green. I want

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Speaker 1: to say, it's like a beach cover up that she

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Speaker 1: wore on the train.

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Speaker 2: It's discussing the way I sat on the train, because

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Speaker 2: that was spare ass was on the train. I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get all the bum bunts on my butt,

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Speaker 2: and that's what it's gonna be. They're gonna be like

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Speaker 2: little freckles on my butt.

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Speaker 1: Bum bumps, bum bumps. I'm okay with it? Are you?

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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you are. I mean you had.

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Speaker 2: No qualms about qualmsunt gaunt and gaunt and qualms. You

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Speaker 2: had no qualms about putting your bare ass on a

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Speaker 2: dirty new York City train. Just think about all the

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Speaker 2: dirt that has touched us, our hands, our face. But

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Speaker 2: I wash my hands regularly. I don't put my face

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Speaker 2: on the bum bumps. I just think that, you know,

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Speaker 2: just be free. If the disease is gonna come, it's

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Speaker 2: gonna come. Okay, your medicaid just came through. Because you're

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Speaker 2: talking to somebody who can go to urgent care today.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not you had urgent caramels. Listen, if I get

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Speaker 2: some kind of infection on my butt, I'm like chop

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Speaker 2: the whole thing off.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got much anyway. It's like a.

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Speaker 2: Weird cut, a weird butt DNT. Yeah, just take the butts,

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Speaker 2: take that chunk the butt out. I don't want a

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Speaker 2: butt dant. I think it will give me character. I

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Speaker 2: think that's what I need in my life. Character. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you don't think that you need pants in your life,

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Speaker 2: or a towel to put down when you're republic or

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Speaker 2: none of those things. No, you think you need a

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Speaker 2: sliced butt. I don't want that, you know. It's just

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Speaker 2: we wanted to be on out and about and be

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Speaker 2: on the in the pool and hang out. But it

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Speaker 2: was just too hot. I don't understand. We walk in

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Speaker 2: and it was just sizzling whites. Whites on fire. That

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Speaker 2: bag is on fire. It was white people that were

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Speaker 2: bright red and like blendet of Mars. They look like

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Speaker 2: they hurt, and it's like, dude, what time did you

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Speaker 2: come out for? The Soul opened at eight o'clock, so

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Speaker 2: they've been there so and we got there at like

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Speaker 2: eleven thirty, almost twelve. They had been there for four hours. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there was They couldn't wait. And it's just like, dude,

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Speaker 2: do you know how bad.

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Speaker 1: The sun is for your skin? It's awful. Why do white.

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Speaker 2: People and this is I'm asking this. This is not

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Speaker 2: a rhetorical question. This is for the people who listen

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Speaker 2: to the podcast that are white.

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Speaker 1: Why do white people like the sun so much?

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Speaker 2: Because the sundough Like, y'all, you guys peel the sun

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Speaker 2: like anybody. You can get skin cancer if you're brown

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but black people aren't.

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Speaker 2: Laying out in the sun like a white person, like

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Speaker 2: white people will be.

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Speaker 1: Like putting oil on baking criscal oil.

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Speaker 2: They were like, well, I like my bacon CRUNCHF eight eight.

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Speaker 1: Eight. That's nothing.

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Speaker 2: That's literally you should You could literally just not even

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Speaker 2: use SPF at all. SPF eight means you can only

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Speaker 2: be outside in direct sunight for eight minutes. I think

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Eight. It is nothing. Eight ain't

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Speaker 2: The one that we had today was fifty. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: I was under the umbrella. We could not even be

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Speaker 2: in the sun. I felt like my scalp was cooking.

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Speaker 1: You know how in a summertime, if you leave your

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Speaker 2: don't know if you guys know this, but that's what

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Speaker 2: when your phone cools down. And that's what happened to ours,

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Speaker 2: and ours was in the shade. It's just like, you know,

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Speaker 2: at first, I was like, Oh, I'm gonna stunt this summer.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be on the sun, I'm be in a bikini,

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Speaker 1: That's not happening, dude. The abs is.

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Speaker 2: Definitely not happening for your friends, it's not happening. But

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Speaker 2: you did have one a thong today.

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Speaker 1: I did do the thong, I said, and I said,

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Speaker 1: let's do it me singing.

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Speaker 2: We don't support our Kelly here, we don't, but I

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Speaker 2: will sing that song for.

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Speaker 1: The wonderful song? Should that be our theme song? No?

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Speaker 2: Actually, very racist and it's messy. What do you mean

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Speaker 2: it's racist. Well, it's supposed to be like like Asian inspired.

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Speaker 1: Was a about the thong? No, I thought it was

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Speaker 1: the thong someone. No, I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, I said, you know what all this

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Speaker 2: body positivity is going on, Let me have my cheeks out,

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Speaker 2: Let me do it. Let me see what it's all about,

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Speaker 2: just being accepting your body. But let's talk about what

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Speaker 2: how else you accepted your body. Her titties were also out. Yes,

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Speaker 2: her titties were also think J lo Versachi dress. That's

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Speaker 2: what Sydney's boobs are giving in this Robert today. If

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Speaker 2: you go to my id stories or if you went

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Speaker 2: to my stories when I posted it, her butt was out.

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Speaker 2: She legit showed me her stretch mark you gotta love yourself.

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Speaker 2: You gotta love your body.

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Speaker 1: And even though I.

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Speaker 2: Think this, the whole thing is backwards because if like

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Speaker 2: you have a bigger body, then it's like, yes, love

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Speaker 2: your body. But then if it's your skinny anything, it's, oh,

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Speaker 2: fuck you bitch, Like of course you're gonna love your body.

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Speaker 1: But it's like, that's not how it works all the time.

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Speaker 2: No, but that is true though, Like I feel like

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Speaker 2: bigger women and plus size women are like there's.

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Speaker 1: A movement of like body positivity.

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Speaker 2: If I'm thin and I'm like, io, look at my

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Speaker 2: collar bones, people are like, ell you cunty, yes, gauant ho,

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Speaker 2: and it's like, yeah, actually, I'm just cunt.

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Speaker 1: Gaunt is over there. It's true.

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Speaker 2: And so you know, I usually will wear I cover up, dude,

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Speaker 2: do you I cover up? I am very modest. I'm

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Speaker 2: modest because I actually don't like how thin my arms are. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so your arms be covered, but your boobs be out well,

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Speaker 2: because I spent.

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Speaker 1: Money on them and they should be out. But I

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Speaker 1: cover those up too. You should have had something, You

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Speaker 1: should have had somebody to pay for your boobs.

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Speaker 2: I mean I should have when you were in the bottle,

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Speaker 2: waitress game X amount of years ago. When you got

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Speaker 2: your boobs done, you should have just had somebody to

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Speaker 1: Definitely, that was another regret that I had just paying

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Speaker 2: Yes, paying for them myself, ketamine, meth, not doing my taxes,

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Speaker 2: all those things in that order. Yeah, paying for your

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Speaker 2: boo is number one, and then and then methis third.

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Speaker 1: Dude, paying taxes this for I had to go to

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Speaker 2: You know why I didn't go to them. They came

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Speaker 2: to me and they were like, we're gonna.

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Speaker 1: Garnish your wages and shit. The guy.

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Speaker 2: I w on the phone with the guy and he's like,

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out why you didn't do your

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Speaker 2: taxes for so long, And I said drugs, And he said,

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Speaker 2: people on drugs still have to file their taxes. Then

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Speaker 2: I said, wow, he sounds like a really fun guy

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Speaker 2: at parties.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Robert.

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Speaker 2: Robert was giving me real answers, a little bail, real advice.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you know, so what's going on with your taxes? Well,

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Speaker 2: they're filing it. They're filing my taxes right now for

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Speaker 2: all five years five years, okay, And I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: get that whole off my account, dude. That hold, guys,

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Speaker 2: you can't vemo me no more because I can't even

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Speaker 2: deposit that money in my account. Speaking of money, we've

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Speaker 2: decided that I'm going to join sugar daddy dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's what we're doing today, what we're doing on the

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm going to sugar and I'm like, I

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Speaker 2: don't want to join it because what if I bump

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Speaker 2: into somebody that I know is gonna be like just

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Speaker 2: browsing it, just just for kicks and be like, ah,

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Speaker 2: is that Marie being a hole on here?

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Speaker 1: So we waited.

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Speaker 2: That's our new segment though, what what are we gonna

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Speaker 2: do new today? Marie's starting a sugar daddy dot com account. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so I'm on the website right now. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: join it for a cool let's just say for the summer.

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Speaker 1: Should joined it for the summers?

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Speaker 2: I do like you should do it for as long

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Speaker 2: as you feel safe. I feel like I don't feel

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Speaker 2: long as you feel comfortable.

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Speaker 1: Keep it.

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Speaker 2: So, if you're all caught up to the podcast, we

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Speaker 2: had a sugar Daddy expert. Come on, and she met

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Speaker 2: this dude on sugar daddy dot com and she's she

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Speaker 2: has a handsome face.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say, and uh, you know what, I feel like,

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Speaker 1: I'm cute.

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Speaker 2: People should be slotting in my Sugar Daddy mailbox to

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Speaker 2: be like, hey, you wanna get some lobster? When decided, dude,

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Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna be like, well, how much money

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Speaker 1: Three?

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Speaker 2: I think that you should live your best life? And

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Speaker 2: what does that mean? What does that mean? You want

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Speaker 2: me to have sex with old people for money? Well,

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Speaker 2: I mean I know friends who have sex with people

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Speaker 2: on the first day, on the first night, and they

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Speaker 2: don't even know if they really like him that much.

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Speaker 1: And it's just like, be yourself, do whatever you want, dude.

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Speaker 1: There's no judgment here. I judge people that do that.

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Speaker 1: You should stop judging, girl.

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Speaker 2: I judge people who best the first du This is

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Speaker 2: your year of yes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but does that mean yes herpes, yes, chlamydia? Yes, John,

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Speaker 1: he's a condom. Again.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to bang in fuld white person for money.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so they don't have to be white.

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Speaker 2: You could get you an old Asian, well, you could

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Speaker 2: get you a Filipino dude.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 2: Also for the year of Yes, I've decided and this listen.

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Speaker 2: This is to all the people that come to see

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Speaker 2: us perform and stop us on the street. We're adding

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Speaker 2: an Asian man to the rotation for twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 1: We just got to find him.

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Speaker 2: New segment Who Knew? Is gonna be fucking Marie this year?

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Speaker 1: Who Knew?

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Speaker 2: Who knew? Who Knew? That's here's a new segment. City

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Speaker 2: do that free trial, hitch, I gotta pay to be

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited for you to do this because, first

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Speaker 1: These dudes, I don't feel like they have any money.

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Speaker 2: No, I feel like men join sugar daddy dot Com

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Speaker 1: That's what hinges us. Definitely, that's definitely the case, dude.

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Speaker 2: I would get on sugar daddy dot Com as a

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Speaker 2: Imagine you were like, yo, I'm just get this one dude.

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Speaker 2: this is about sugar. I thought you wanted sugar. Ew

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Speaker 2: you wanted some sugar, girl, I just put that sugar

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Speaker 2: I would put my card down that Shugard decline here

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Speaker 2: I just put it down to Yeah, but give me,

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Speaker 2: The bank told us to cut this up. You'd be like,

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Speaker 2: all right, well let me get that got of scissors

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Speaker 2: Who is actually meeting people on sugar Daddy everybody?

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Speaker 1: What about Seeking Arrangements? What about that? You're gonna get

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Speaker 2: No, I don't want to do two websites. What's the problem, Marie, geez?

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Speaker 2: Do you think somebody's not using your face on back

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Speaker 1: The fuck you look at the train station? How the fuck? Okay?

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Speaker 2: So should I be on Seeking Arrangement dot Com or

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Speaker 2: I could deaf photoshop the ship out of this.

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Speaker 1: I got any photoshop this ship. That's a lie. It's

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Speaker 2: Three full it's like if you wanted like a Christian backtage. Uh.

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Speaker 1: This is like a wholesome girl that's grimmers only dot com.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I had the one where I have that

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Speaker 2: rich white girl right which rich white woman shirt on?

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Speaker 1: There's like three full bodies. Shut up, Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Somebody lies photoshopping their face on your on your face.

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Speaker 1: You know what's gonna happen is a comedian is gonna

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Speaker 2: He's gonna be working on his sugar Daddy dot com joke,

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Speaker 2: A nigga be like, oh, Marie is an escort, and

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Speaker 2: then it's gonna be like it's gonna be the talk

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But if you already like post on your answer to

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Speaker 1: So I'm doing something brand new, brand new. Listen there.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say for this for the Listen.

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Speaker 2: It's so much terrible things going on in the world, Like,

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Speaker 2: If you literally want a whole hour of foolishness just

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Speaker 2: And this is why this seeking arrangement stuff is hilarious

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Speaker 2: to me, because, first of all, I know you're not

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Speaker 2: gonna be fucking hilarious. So Seeking Arrangement or sugar daddy

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Speaker 1: That sounds like a whole bunch of lie lie lie.

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Speaker 1: But it's an app. Sugar Daddy dot Com don't have

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Speaker 1: no app. I like that.

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Speaker 2: Let me go to the Seeking Arrangement dot Com app

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Speaker 2: opening the app store.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this one.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I'm gonna do a sugar Daddy dot Com I mean,

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Speaker 1: Do you have to pay? Oh? You know what, I

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get another nigga to pay for my seeking

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Speaker 2: arrangement profile. And then I'm gonna meet somebody with the

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Speaker 1: Join the Patriots.

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Speaker 2: We totally need a financial advisor for this.

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Speaker 1: No, we need a pay pig. Yeah, but they only

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Speaker 2: Okay, Sidney, do you do you have extra twenty dollars

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Speaker 2: in your podcast? I actually don't. I'm going to DC, don't.

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Speaker 2: I totally need that twenty dollars.

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Speaker 1: If who listeners what you're doing in DC this weekend.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at the Draft House.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be at the Draft House telling jokes at

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Speaker 1: You know, it's gonna be a lot of working on

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be me being Michelle from Destiny's Child. It's

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Speaker 2: like you've been through this so many times, but you

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Speaker 1: Okay, your wigs still slanted. Whatever. You know, it's gonna

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Speaker 2: Hold on hold on hold, on, hold, on hold, on.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, let's I hear you just saying, say, let's

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Speaker 2: put a pen in it.

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Speaker 1: Come back.

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Speaker 2: Then I put Seeking Arrangement in the app store. What

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Speaker 1: Here's a review ready.

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Speaker 2: After breaking up with my first love, I fell into

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Speaker 2: find a suitable person through luxury This app suitable, suitable quote,

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Speaker 1: Oh this is the dude. Okay.

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Speaker 2: We started talking about life, about hobbies, about work, gradually

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Speaker 1: Oh she must be putting it in her butt.

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Speaker 2: Yeabsly she's opened that rectum all the way up.

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Speaker 2: He's so happy the ship was so good that he's like,

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Speaker 2: I got to leave a review.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 2: Let me go get in five stars what it is?

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Speaker 1: But it has sixteen thousand reviews. Wow. Okay, so how

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Speaker 1: do you get on Looks. I'm gonna get on that.

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Speaker 1: Let's see, Marie. I think you should do a few.

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Speaker 2: I don't hoult yourself. Back says that sounds like too many.

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Speaker 2: And you changed and listen, you change your hair up

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Speaker 2: They're not gonna notice you. Cash will hook up sixty

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Speaker 2: That definitely gang bag alphus looking for alphas. Those are

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Speaker 2: dudes in fraternities that are definitely going to run a

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Speaker 1: Don't. Nope, no, thank you.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna join Looks and I'll let you guys.

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Speaker 2: I'll keep you guys posted. Keep first of all, keep

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Speaker 2: As soon as we finished the podcast, yeah, I feel

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Speaker 1: Home alone Beijing. You vision you come on.

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Speaker 2: Like in my mind, men with money who are on

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Speaker 1: There's something wrong with them.

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Speaker 2: Someone murder me, Sydney, and you're completely okay with me dying.

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Speaker 2: I honestly, my whole world would be upside down if

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Speaker 2: I need you to live so you can take my clothes,

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Speaker 2: so you can write it in the write whatever in

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Speaker 1: Shut up.

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Speaker 2: No, this is gonna be I'm gonna gets exciting. I'm

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Speaker 2: so excited for you. I'm gonna get somebody to get

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Speaker 2: Are you serious, Hondu. I'm the one that's pushing this

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Speaker 2: on you and you're just gonna leave. It's just like

438
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Speaker 2: you host, take take from me and then leave. But

439
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,920
Speaker 2: would you judge a woman? And this is I've never

440
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,960
Speaker 2: had sex for money. If I had, I wouldn't be

441
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Speaker 2: on this podcast right now. It would be somewhere thriving

442
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Speaker 2: in Abizah.

443
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Speaker 1: Have you How do you feel about women who get

444
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 1: paid to have sex? I'm fine with it.

445
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Speaker 2: It's like, do you girl, just like do it in

446
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,840
Speaker 2: a way that makes sense for you, Like if this

447
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,119
Speaker 2: guy's not paying you enough and then taking advantage of

448
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,479
Speaker 2: you and talking to you any kind of way.

449
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,399
Speaker 1: But what is enough? Like what's enough money for a

450
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 1: dude to be paying you for one night? For one night?

451
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,399
Speaker 1: I feel like ten hundred dollars, fifteen hundred dollars.

452
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, how long you think this guy is gonna have

453
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:11,840
Speaker 2: sex for? Honestly, probably like thirteen minutes. Yeah, but it's

454
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 2: for the night, so for their whole night.

455
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Speaker 1: He's spend the night at somebody's house. Yeah, it's probably

456
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Speaker 1: for the whole session.

457
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,680
Speaker 2: So feel like Papa Sea Alis and be like, oh yeah,

458
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,080
Speaker 2: this until eight in the morning. Papa see Alison be like,

459
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,119
Speaker 2: all right, well, we're not sleeping the night, don't go

460
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 2: ahead and take a day queel drink a red Bull. Yeah,

461
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,560
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna have that astroglide waiting for that ass.

462
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,239
Speaker 2: Astro Glide Is that lub for hood people? Is that

463
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Speaker 2: loop for people who wear do rags outside? Uh?

464
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Speaker 1: Astro glide? It's fifteen hundred dollars enough for you listeners.

465
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Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's just I feel like you need

466
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Speaker 2: to give me whatever they offered me. I'm gonna just

467
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 2: double it. I'm like, okay, well, I could come for

468
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,120
Speaker 2: three thousand dollars, but I actually feel like I would

469
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 2: feel disgusting, I think, and then I would deposit the money.

470
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 1: And you're like, I feel great, it's a beautiful day.

471
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 1: What if they venmo you? You're like, I need cash.

472
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 2: I need cash, and you need to put me in

473
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Speaker 2: my cash in an uber X so that I can

474
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Speaker 2: go home. And actually I don't even want you to

475
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 2: know where I live, So just drop me out by

476
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 2: Sydney's house. Sidney's house, and then I'll just pack an

477
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 2: uberpool from there.

478
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, the bus with three grand in my

479
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 1: back yard. You're stupid. Who's selling ass or a backpack?

480
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,120
Speaker 1: One like? No, well, you don't know what I got

481
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 1: in my backpack. Shut up, Sydney. I think this is

482
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 1: gonna be a great time. I'm so excited for the story. No,

483
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,160
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going to get murdered.

484
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 2: You're not, like, it's just like living if I if

485
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 2: I do the if I make a profile and all

486
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 2: the pictures is me and you, and then the dudes

487
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 2: have to take us out.

488
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Speaker 1: Oh I'm okay. That's perfect for me. That's so good.

489
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Speaker 2: I stay hungry, right right right, Yellow, you could do

490
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 2: three pictures you meet and my girlfriend Adrian's not going

491
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Speaker 2: out with any of these dudes.

492
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Speaker 1: She's definitely not, and she's gonna be real nasty.

493
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Speaker 2: Adrian, no money, Adrian, come on, you gotta take one

494
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Speaker 2: for the team.

495
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Speaker 1: She's like, I've been taking one for the.

496
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Speaker 2: D I'm like, Adrian, you gotta take a dick for

497
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 2: the team. No, she's like, I've been taking a dick

498
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 2: for the team. Aka Sydney. She's taking the dick me

499
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 2: strapping on for her sister. I mean just taking taking

500
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: me on the whole situation. I'm not sure what you're saying.

501
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 2: It sounds like you be strapping on from I'm just

502
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:35,120
Speaker 2: saying taking on me in a relationship is a lot.

503
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,919
Speaker 2: Sounds like you have a dick in your backpack. Oh

504
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 2: my god, who would do such a thing? You?

505
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: So we had a great time at the pool. Uh.

506
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Speaker 2: In other news, did you hear about the story about

507
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 2: the soccer team that's stuck in a cave in Thailand?

508
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 2: Let's talk about this, because you were trying to tell

509
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,919
Speaker 2: me the story and I was like, that feels like

510
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 2: some of the information is missing. It's probably is any

511
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 2: google this, Go ahead and tell the story. Yeah, but basically,

512
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 2: it was a soccer team they went into rainforest, and

513
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 2: it's just.

514
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Speaker 1: Like, Eh, why are we going into rainforest? Isn't there

515
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: were enough movies.

516
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 2: Even real stories where people in the rainforest and then

517
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 2: something bad happens and everybody's dead. I don't want to

518
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 2: go to a rainform. I don't want to do no tours.

519
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 2: I don't in a rainforest. I'm all sad. How do

520
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 2: you feel about a safari ride? I don't want to

521
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 2: do a safari right either? You we out here in

522
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 2: the wild. These niggas do whatever they want. Okay, A

523
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 2: lion don't care about you. You don't care about your binoculars?

524
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Speaker 1: You want in? Yeah, Okay, here we go.

525
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 2: Let's let's talk about tell the people. So it's in Thailand. Yeah,

526
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: I was right about that. That's one fact that was right. Okay,

527
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,679
Speaker 2: let's get into the story here. Let me scroll down

528
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Speaker 2: waters being Okay, hold on one moment. One you're trying

529
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,679
Speaker 2: to get the bullet points and it's like, bitch, I

530
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 2: told you the story.

531
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Speaker 1: What's going? Did you tell us the story?

532
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Speaker 2: Because I don't feel like we even know what to

533
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: tell the story is. It's probably not tell the story

534
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Speaker 2: one more time.

535
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Speaker 1: Okay.

536
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 2: So the soccer team, there's a teacher and there's like

537
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Speaker 2: thirteen other players or kids.

538
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Speaker 1: They're in the rainforest. They're trekking whatever.

539
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 2: They get into a cave and they're like, oh, let's

540
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: go in the cave, and all of a sudden, there's

541
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,199
Speaker 2: torrential downpours. It starts raining in the rainforest. And the

542
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 2: way it works in the rainforest, it's rain season right now.

543
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 2: So it's raining, raining, raindy renny, and the cave is

544
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: filling up, so they have to go deeper and deeper

545
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 2: into the cave so that they can go up so

546
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Speaker 2: that the water doesn't hit them. So they're one hundred

547
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 2: feet above ground or something like that no below ground

548
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 2: in the cave. So now the cave is just full

549
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 2: of water. And in order for them to get out

550
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 2: of the cave, they have to dive. They have to

551
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Speaker 2: dive in this water to get out. These kids don't

552
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Speaker 2: know how to dive.

553
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Speaker 1: Why hell? And they bring them into the cave in

554
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Speaker 1: the first.

555
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 2: Where was this cave that I bet you there was

556
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Speaker 2: one kid that was like, Nah, I don't want to

557
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Speaker 2: do this, and everybody's like.

558
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Speaker 1: Come on, They're like, oh, be a pussy grid, come on,

559
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 1: let's do it. And there's that one kid is like

560
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,679
Speaker 1: the in the cave right now.

561
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 2: Like I told y'all, niggas not that we shouldn't have

562
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: gone in this fucking cave. So yeah, they had to

563
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 2: send they had to send food into this cave. They

564
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 2: have like a doctor that also knows how to dive.

565
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 2: He came, he brought food, he's he said he was

566
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,719
Speaker 2: going to stay with them for a little bit. So

567
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 2: if they don't get out in time, they will have

568
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 2: to be in that cave for four months. I'm so confused.

569
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 2: I'm so confused. I'm trying to look at the story

570
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: and I'm telling you the story. I know the coach

571
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 2: brought these kids into a cave. Yes, and then it

572
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 2: started raining and then now they're trapped in this cave.

573
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 1: But divers have to bring them food. Yes, the divers.

574
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Speaker 2: Divers can't bring them back up, like they can't bring

575
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 2: no scuba masks down and like bring them back up.

576
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 1: It's thirteen kids. These kids don't know how to dive.

577
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 2: Diving is not an easy People go to school to dive, right.

578
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 2: But if I'm a lifeguard and somebody's drowning, I just

579
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 2: take that person and pull them all the way up.

580
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 2: And then that's not how they're They're so deep in

581
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,719
Speaker 2: the cave that you can't just do right.

582
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,360
Speaker 1: But you hear what I'm saying, can't we just put

583
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 1: some scooba.

584
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: Gear on these kids and then they're breathing air because

585
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 2: they got a tango one and I'm just dragging them

586
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 2: up to the surface.

587
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 1: They don't have scooba gear in Thai Land. They got

588
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: drunken noodles. They got pineapple rice. Wow, Marie, you're gonna

589
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 1: go there. They got peanut You're gonna go.

590
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: There's kids lives on the wrist on the line, and

591
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 2: you're gonna make jokes like that.

592
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: They but you know what these get should have done.

593
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: They should have went on seeking a rage.

594
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 2: Read dot Com found a rich dude to pay them

595
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: to learn how to swim.

596
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

597
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's but imagine if I was stuck in

598
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 2: this kid, I don't know how to swim, and I

599
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 2: don't know how to die.

600
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: I want to came in.

601
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 2: I want to First of all, I'm not going into

602
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 2: the rainforest one second. I'm not going into a cave

603
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 2: with a bunch of dudes. That's not my ministry. So

604
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have been stuck there. My heart goes out

605
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: to these freaking kids. Oh your heart's and I'm not

606
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: your entire heart. And I'm not mad at the soccer teacher,

607
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 2: but I'm like, you should have just known better.

608
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 1: And how did they know that it wasn't going to

609
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: rain that day?

610
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 2: Because I feel like when it's about to rain, you

611
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 2: can tell it's going to rain today.

612
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: They don't look at the ACI weather, a weather they

613
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: don't have.

614
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 2: Eyewitness news in Thailand called them a soccer teacher. It's

615
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: a soccer coach, soccer coach whatever. He was an assistant

616
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 2: coach a day. And so it's one thing if we're

617
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 2: in the cave and we're dead. But it's all these

618
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 2: parents waiting like they're on edge because their kids are alive.

619
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 2: We just can't get to them. That's scary as fuck.

620
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 2: So okay, well we'll follow this story. It don't make

621
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 2: no sense to me. I just feel like they can

622
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 2: get some scuba gear on these kids and pull them up,

623
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 2: get some titanic doors floating in the water, and then

624
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: just throw a bunch of kids on this door. No,

625
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: if it was that simple, they would do it. That's

626
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 2: not the case, my friend. All right, well, let's talk

627
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 2: about what we were experts in this week. My friend, Oh,

628
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 2: I went to the gym yesterday. My stomach is very sore.

629
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 2: I did abs yesterday. But also it could be cramps

630
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 2: from my period. So I'm not really sure why my

631
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 2: sun may hurts so much. But you're an expert in

632
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 2: I'm an expert in. I feel like take I'm an

633
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 2: expert in just doing what I want to do. This week,

634
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 2: I got a roommate. She moved in the day before

635
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 2: the end of the month. Look, my God always provides

636
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 2: roommates to pay the bills. Okay, first and last, first,

637
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 2: first and last, first month, and security okay, And Sydney

638
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 2: and her girlfriend were at the park having a picnic,

639
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 2: and as soon as my roommate got here, they were like, ugh,

640
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 2: we're leaving the park.

641
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: We've been here for too long. It's hot. We're waiting

642
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: hours for you.

643
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, So then I met up with David, our guests

644
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 2: a few weeks ago, our events expert, and he was like, Oh,

645
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 2: were in the park, walking distance from your house and

646
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 2: I'm on shrooms and I was like, oh my god,

647
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 2: is this the first time the time that I tried shrooms? Okay,

648
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: So I got to the park and it's a bunch

649
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: of like fabulous gay men and like I want to say,

650
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 2: two straight women and me the queen that I am,

651
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: and they're drinking shroom tea like they had just steeped

652
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: to the mushrooms and some tea, and I was like, oh,

653
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 2: everybody is rolling right now, like everybody was like beautifully high.

654
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't wait to be this high

655
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 2: on these shrooms. I had some tea, nothing, I have

656
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: more tea, nothing. I'm eating the mushrooms feeling nothing. They're

657
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: like like, wow, look at.

658
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: The trees dancing.

659
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's what I want. To feel like I

660
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: want that, you know, like I got edibles at the house.

661
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 2: I'm taking some edibles and felt exactly what you'all feel

662
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 2: right now. You want trees dancing, bitch, you want to crack,

663
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 2: you do some crack. The trees definitely dance.

664
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: Now. Is that what happened there? What's the crack?

665
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 2: High?

666
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: My my friend, my queen? Shut up? Wait, hold on,

667
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: hold on.

668
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: So I'm like, damn, I'm so mad that these shrooms

669
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 2: never really hit me. This guy was like, I got

670
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 2: some mole. I was like at the park. I said, no,

671
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 2: I think I'm okay. It was a Saturday.

672
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: He was like, uh.

673
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 2: So he pulls out this little vialm HM with like

674
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 2: white powder, and I'm like, is that the molly because

675
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: a lot of people assume that molly is in pill

676
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 2: form like I did before I did MOLLI, but it's

677
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 2: like a powder that you mixing your liquids and then

678
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 2: you drink the malli.

679
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: So he was like, I got Malli.

680
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 2: I was like, no, that's not what I just wanted

681
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 2: to do some like healthy ass herbal shroom tea. And

682
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 2: then he pulls this powder out and I'm like, oh,

683
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 2: is that molly? He was like, no, it's coke. And

684
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm out to wing cocaine with you

685
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 2: a four PM at the park. They are children present,

686
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: and this dude poured the cocaine on his phone screen okay,

687
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 2: and then just started doing lines of cocaine at the park.

688
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: So I feel like I'm an expert really at not

689
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 2: snitching on So.

690
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: You said no to all of the drugs.

691
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the shroom said no to me, and

692
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 2: then I said no to the cocaine. What you think

693
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: I should have done so molly at the park? No,

694
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 2: because you don't know who this person is and you

695
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: don't know what what they cut with the mally.

696
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: It could be anything. It could have been it could

697
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: have been crack. E've been meth.

698
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 2: It could have been heroin, it could have been speed.

699
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 2: It's too much. Listen, people who are listening right now,

700
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 2: don't trust everybody with your drugs. Okay, you can. I'm

701
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 2: already somebody who does not do drugs.

702
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: You really really can't, you know.

703
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 2: I feel like I do Mali once a year on

704
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 2: my birthday, my birthdays in September.

705
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: It's not time for me to be doing Maley right now.

706
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you this. I have done drugs with

707
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 2: all of the strangers and all of the people, and.

708
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: It's scary you.

709
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 2: But you gotta go in fearless and be like, I'm

710
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 2: just doing it. But if you start thinking about what

711
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 2: anything and everything could be mixed with, you will go nuts.

712
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna do it, do it.

713
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: But I just prefer if you if listen, if a

714
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 2: nigga's just pulling out.

715
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: Coke in the park at four pm.

716
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 2: You don't want to know that coke, you don't want

717
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: none of it. That street you it's oh man, that's

718
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 2: the type of coke that'd be like, yeah, I'm doing

719
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 2: coke at four pm.

720
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: They can see their Yelp reviews for this cocaine. Yeah,

721
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: like what is this and where is it from?

722
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: I don't recommend it. I don't recommend it. So what

723
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 2: were you an expert in this week? What was that

724
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 2: an expert in this week? Having your tittas out? Relationship

725
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 2: fan relationships.

726
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: It's just that.

727
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 2: Sounds like another way of you saying friendship, which is

728
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 2: what you usually do. No, me and my me and

729
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 2: Adrian Dude, It's like it's just like it's too hot

730
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: in the apartment it's it's like a thousand degrees and

731
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: we got seven fans and Adrian is you know, all.

732
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: Seven fans but no air conditioner.

733
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 2: No, she's off from work for the summer, devastating, so

734
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 2: she's home. So and you know, I'm not doing everything

735
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 2: I need to do.

736
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,719
Speaker 1: I'm not watching it.

737
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 2: This is the way I'm not doing I'm not doing

738
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 2: enough in the house. So you can't just not be

739
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 2: doing enough in the house and it be a thousand

740
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 2: degrees because every little thing is going to make you mad.

741
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: Any little crumb I've dropped on, Like she's yelling at

742
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 2: me about this crumb, But the crumb is really this

743
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 2: bigger crumb than Youah, it's a symbol, symbolism of all

744
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 2: the bullshit you've done for four years. That's what it is.

745
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: I can't believe all have been together for four years.

746
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 2: That is the craziest part of the relationship to me. Okay,

747
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 2: so every time, every morning, it's kind of like, what

748
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 2: are we doing? And it's like, what do you mean

749
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 2: we're living together, We're in a relationship, and it's like, no, She's.

750
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: Like, what are we doing together?

751
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a thousand degrees in here and it's making

752
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 2: me evaluate everything.

753
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: So what are you going? What are y'all doing? I

754
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: gotta get this ac you're gonna.

755
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 2: Get in their conditions, I gotta get No, she doesn't,

756
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 2: so you're gonna get it in and then just like

757
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: knock all her fans down.

758
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: I don't know.

759
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: But relationships are about compromise, and it's about understanding, and

760
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 2: it's about meeting in the mid and me at this

761
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 2: moment in my life is very hard for me to

762
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 2: just walk to the middle.

763
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: It's so easy to get there, but it's so hard

764
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: for me.

765
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 2: Why I feel like you're good at well, maybe you're

766
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 2: different in relationships. I just feel like as a friend,

767
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 2: you seem like somebody who's like and that came above

768
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 2: and beyond to like please your friends.

769
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: That's what was in the conversation. Adrian said that, yeah,

770
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: she's like, you got you got Marie cupcakes for her birthday.

771
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 2: You didn't give me cupcakes for my birthdays in September, y'all?

772
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: She bring it up September stuff, yes girl, yes, yes, So.

773
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 2: The crumb on the floor was a cupcake crem It's

774
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 2: a crumb for everything, and she bought that up. And

775
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 2: I'm but I get it. I get it. I'm like,

776
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,439
Speaker 2: I'm I'm shitty. I need to be better. But it's

777
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 2: just so hard because when is it? Birthday in February

778
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 2: twenty eighth, but your birthday is February second.

779
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: Yes, oh, y'all the same month? Are you guys the

780
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: same time? No, she's a pissy, So.

781
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cur that does mean signs is means absolutely nothing,

782
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 2: nothing to Okay, sorry David, but signs were dumb also, Carolina,

783
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 2: They're stupid.

784
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: But so she brought up the cupcakes for my birthday.

785
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: But I thought you got her cupcakes for her birthday

786
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: this year?

787
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 2: Did but you were first, so fact had I had

788
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 2: just found out about the cupcakes, So that's why I

789
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 2: got your cupcakes first. Okay, let's backtrack for a moment.

790
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 2: My birthday is in September. Her birthday was February twenty something. Yeah,

791
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 2: you got her cupcakes this year or no I did?

792
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 2: So why is she bringing up you getting me cupcass

793
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 2: from my birthday? I have brought up I got you

794
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 2: cupcakes first, though, this was like a couple of years ago.

795
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: Remember the Remember.

796
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 2: The first time I got you cupcakes with your face

797
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 2: on it?

798
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: She bringing up cupcakes from twenty sixteen. When is that happens?

799
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: That's how burning up my heart is like burning up

800
00:36:59,239 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: fight you.

801
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, listen, uh so, y'all i'llgue about that, and

802
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: then what else have you guys.

803
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: Argued about this week?

804
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: It's just like, because this feels like peak, don't need

805
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 2: a girlfriend's season. This is like, leave whoever you with

806
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 2: to go be up under some BTUs, some real BTUs

807
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: over five thousand bts. This is like ten thousand BTUs

808
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 2: type type relationship situation.

809
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that in my sugar daddy dot com profile.

810
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 2: Yes, you must have over ten thousand BTUs and regular

811
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 2: rent payments. You know what, You're gonna get the best

812
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 2: of the best because you're not even asking for that much.

813
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: Ac.

814
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 2: No, that's a that's gonna be a dude who lives

815
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 2: with his like colleague quote unquote, and he's gonna be like,

816
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 2: I have an air conditioner. Poor people got air conditioners.

817
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 2: People in this building that live with me got air conditioners. Yeah,

818
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 2: it's not wealth, you're right. Uh so, Yeah, I'm an

819
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 2: expert in fucking up in a relationship peru.

820
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: And then I'm an expert in but what did you

821
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: do wrong? You did you did? Say? Any examples? Everything wrong?

822
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 2: Dude, Like, I'm always fucking up. I feel like you

823
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: need to work on your self esteem. My self esteem

824
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 2: is high. I just know I do everything wrong saying

825
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 2: it is and honest as I'm very real about how

826
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 2: I am in this relationship. I need to do better.

827
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 2: I suck being with a comic. I already know, like

828
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 2: we're self absorbed. We're narcissistic all the time. Girl, it's

829
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 2: all about us. I'm not narcissistic. I am stunning. Bit

830
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 2: shut up, Yes you are. I'm like, wait, are you delusional?

831
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 2: You are beautiful, but you're be getting hundreds pound hundred

832
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 2: years also a narcissist and narcissist.

833
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: People you can't stop looking at themselves in the mirror. Well,

834
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: I guess maybe that's me, But I'm a Christian narcissist.

835
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: You know what. I can't shut up. Let me tell

836
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: you something.

837
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 2: I had a show. Oh I think I talked about

838
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 2: this on the last episode. I didn't book something and

839
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 2: my mom was like, you didn't book it because you

840
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 2: don't pray. Oh the thing that I went to, girl, honestly,

841
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 2: you would have went there just for just just for

842
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 2: the experience to go for a day.

843
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: But in actuality, it was low key waste of time.

844
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: Just Sidney and I both.

845
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: Interviewed for this thing, this casting thing, and they flew

846
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 2: to Neto La and they didn't fly me out.

847
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: And my mom was like, it's because you don't pray, Marie.

848
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 1: I don't pray either, niggas though, I said, And my

849
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 1: mom was.

850
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 2: Like, she must pray more than you, Like they don't pray.

851
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 2: I do pray. I pray for us. You pray for us, yeah,

852
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 2: I do. I pray for you, pray for us to

853
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 2: not be poor. Yeah. I pray for the podcast every

854
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 2: single day. I'm like, pray for all the thousands of people.

855
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: Dude.

856
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 2: I was like, there's no reason why we should know

857
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 2: be on TV.

858
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: There.

859
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 2: They gave these people who are podcast this platform. We

860
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 2: should have the same ship name name sis.

861
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm just saying we are fucking just.

862
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 2: As hilarious, just as witty, wittier.

863
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: I mean, you be punching up all the ship. Me.

864
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 1: I'm being very long winded, and you know you're like, Okay,

865
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: get to the punchline. It's coming. Don't worry.

866
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 2: But this ship is great, our chemistry is outstanding. There's

867
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 2: no no due out out there. There's no do out

868
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 2: there that looks like us, No that sounds like us.

869
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: None. They have no qualm, not these ugly podcast TV.

870
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: Come on, Come on with the show, y'all. No, this

871
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: is we're not We don't have a we don't have

872
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: a hook.

873
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 2: No. If I get some old you know what when

874
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 2: Kim Zosiak was on Real Housewifter and she was banging

875
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 2: Big Papa or whatever his name was, some married old

876
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 2: rich man who I guess paid for her original face,

877
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 2: her first surgery or whatever.

878
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: That was Kim's storyline.

879
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 2: That and she used to wear wigs and she said

880
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 2: she had I want to say al paca, but that's

881
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 2: not what it's called.

882
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: You got that out packed she had? Is wrong with you, Marie?

883
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: Why do you wear wigs?

884
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: Because I have alba, she had el paka, she had alopecia.

885
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: She didn't even have alopecia. She just doesn't like doing

886
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: her hair.

887
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think that anybody anywhere in the

888
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,760
Speaker 2: world should be trusting a white woman that wears wigs

889
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 2: every day. A wig, not clippings, not extensions, but like

890
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: a full blown, went to the beauty supply store threw

891
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 2: on a wig.

892
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: Wig.

893
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 2: You can't trust white women like that, or white women

894
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 2: that were blue and have oak Lea's on and come

895
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 2: out to parks and be like y'are not supposed to

896
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 2: be grilling out. I still don't fucking believe how we

897
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 2: still don't have a fuck show.

898
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm blown away.

899
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 2: The fact I'm flabbergasting because it's like, it's so simple.

900
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: It's the simplest show ever.

901
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 2: And I watched these other shows and I'm like, just

902
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 2: as simple.

903
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: Thirty minutes.

904
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 2: We're not asking for money if the set doesn't even

905
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 2: cost that much money. We got a little audience, Yeah,

906
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 2: we get a little cute audience. We watch What Happens

907
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 2: live type of audience. It's not even gonna be them.

908
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: We need twelve people. We got. We have a couple,

909
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: we got a couple of segments. We got a guess.

910
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 2: We got us Like, what the fuck? Okay, well, let's

911
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 2: take a step back. We're doing a live show of

912
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 2: our podcast. This the people that you love, greatest people

913
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 2: you'll ever meet in your life. Cut and Gaunt at

914
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 2: the Ludlow House on August fifteenth. It's a Wednesday, the

915
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 2: show is free. Come, we'll buy drinks. And by will

916
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 2: buy drinks, I mean we're gonna go to the bar

917
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 2: and be like, well, we're doing the show, can we

918
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 2: get this many of us a rose. Yeah, we're gonna

919
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: if you if you listen to the podcast and you

920
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 2: come to see us, we'll get you some some drinks.

921
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 1: Yes.

922
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 2: I mean technically we can only have thirty thirty people.

923
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: Sid I say that, but only thirty people can come.

924
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 2: Only thirty people can come because say it's a it's

925
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 2: a private, it's a member is only members only, so

926
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 2: they're going to have their members come. But you know,

927
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 2: we'll do what we can to get you in thirty

928
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 2: people from the pocket. Mind you, I met Mitch. Mitch

929
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 2: listened to the podcast. He came to the show last week.

930
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's.

931
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 2: Sliding your dms, but yeah, he's super tall.

932
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: I have.

933
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 2: I will say this, the people who listen to the

934
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 2: Undivisual Expert, they're all super fine for no reasons. Yeah,

935
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 2: it's super tracked. We got good looking folks. Y'all are beautiful.

936
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: I never met one person that was to the podcast

937
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: that was unattracted.

938
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: It's true and it's because of the energy that shade,

939
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: the shade that we give huge.

940
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 2: People are like, oh, I got to be attractive to

941
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 2: listen to this podcast.

942
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: We got to be attracted to approach them. I don't know,

943
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.

944
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 2: But everybody that's been sliding in my dms and like

945
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 2: follows me on Twitter or Instagram, that's like, oh, I

946
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 2: love the pocket.

947
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: Everybody's attractive. Yeah, we're so blessed. It's true. And it's like.

948
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 2: I'm just every day I'll look at a show and

949
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 2: I'll watch it and I got hat in my blood

950
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 2: because I'll be like this, this is on here, this

951
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 2: on TV.

952
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: This is on TV, and they still get why why

953
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: not us?

954
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,479
Speaker 2: But you know it's gonna come and God, I'm gonna

955
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 2: pray some more. Get I got you. My prayers are

956
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 2: gonna be up.

957
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: And we don't work on it, these other shows get canceled.

958
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: What are you praying for? No? I don't want anybody. No,

959
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 1: I don't want anybody to show to get canceled. That's

960
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: not right.

961
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 2: I don't want that. I just want, you know, the

962
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 2: next level for us, And we gotta maybe, maybe we

963
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 2: gotta think of something else. Other than the unofficial expert.

964
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 2: Maybe this is not the thing that we can pitch

965
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,959
Speaker 2: at the moment. Okay, so what are you trying to pitch?

966
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 1: Like in an ideal world, like what's popping right now,

967
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: lots of.

968
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 2: Reality shows with women throwing wineglasses, a lot of contour

969
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: to makeup is in right now. Lots of love and

970
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 2: hip hops are super popular right now. But that's what

971
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 2: the black community. You know, white people watch it. What

972
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 2: are the whites doing?

973
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: That should be a new segment. What are the whites doing? One?

974
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: Are the whites up to?

975
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 2: That's a great white up Because we are trying to

976
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 2: find like build in segments for the podcast because we

977
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 2: don't have any.

978
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: It's just like an ongoing Allegedly, we ramble a lot

979
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 1: of podcast.

980
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 2: It's a run on sentence for so whole fucking by

981
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 2: you goose from the back. Yes, shout out to Jesus

982
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: and Mary. We let him niggas you love them the back.

983
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 2: I love those guys so much. Anyway, No, so we

984
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 2: gotta think of more segments so that we can.

985
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: Put it right. Anyway, Since here's a segment right here,

986
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: what are the whites up to?

987
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 2: You?

988
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: What a what a what a white people like right now?

989
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 2: Therapy teen they love therapy, So I gotta do a

990
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 2: ted talk like I gotta do like remember I told you,

991
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I want to do the show

992
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 2: where one person goes in a stall and then the

993
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 2: therapist is in a stall and then people just like

994
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 2: bear their souls and then we try to find out. No,

995
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 2: who's who threw the sneakers? No, friend, do you hear me? Friends,

996
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 2: I'm not going I'm not waiting in a bathroom to

997
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 2: give white people advice.

998
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: I do that for.

999
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 2: Free on the train. I do that on the radio,

1000
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 2: I do that on this podcast. I do it on

1001
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 2: people's comments on Instagram. I'd be like, sis, I wouldn't

1002
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 2: have worn that blouse. I give white people advice regularly

1003
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 2: for free, and I don't have to be in a

1004
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 2: funkyest bathroom to do it. So that next friend, what

1005
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 2: what's trending right now?

1006
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: What are the whites up to?

1007
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 2: They're always doing some kind of prank shit that is like,

1008
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 2: you should have no friends pranks. You're doing this to

1009
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 2: your people that you love. I would never do that

1010
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 2: to somebody that I actually like. I will say this though,

1011
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,439
Speaker 2: there's this girl that I discovered on she keeps being

1012
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 2: reposted on my Twitter page, and I don't know what

1013
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 2: it is. She's like a young, like light skin, like

1014
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 2: a mixed black chick, right, and her I don't know.

1015
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: Her mom is this old white lady.

1016
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 2: And the first video that I saw on Twitter that

1017
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 2: somebody reposted, she was in the room like dancing and

1018
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 2: the mom bust in the room.

1019
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: Oh I saw. She's like they said that. She said,

1020
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: you got your funny you're stripping on cameras. That's her mom.

1021
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 2: And I'm saying that because so apparently her the little

1022
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 2: the girl's little sister snitched.

1023
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: On her and the mom came in and was like

1024
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: yelling at her for trying to strip.

1025
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 2: Uh. And then I saw a video yesterday of the

1026
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 2: two of them in the kitchen and she was like, Mom,

1027
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 2: I think I want to be a stripper, and the

1028
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 2: mom was like.

1029
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 1: Strip, strip, stripper. She was like, what you go strip?

1030
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing that doesn't somebody wants to see.

1031
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 2: It's so good southern white lady yelling at her mixed

1032
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 2: black daughter.

1033
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: And she's like, been there, done that.

1034
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 2: I used to strip And I was like wow, and

1035
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: she was like, I feel like I could get like

1036
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars a night. The mom said, you gotta

1037
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 2: do a lot more than strip to get that much

1038
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 2: money and that yo. I said, Gladys, what does that

1039
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 2: even mean?

1040
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: I care? Did her mom does admit.

1041
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: To like sucking dig on the side in the champagne room.

1042
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 2: What's the tea? I fucking can anyway? I don't know

1043
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 2: what these what the girl's name is, but it seems

1044
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 2: like she just she sets her phone up and then

1045
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 2: she just gets her mom yelling at her.

1046
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 1: Fucking crying.

1047
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 2: Videos are so funny, this is so this is too

1048
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 2: much for me right now. She's like, strip, you gotta

1049
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 2: do a whole lot more than dance to make that

1050
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 2: much in the night. I was like, Oh, she gotta

1051
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 2: sell drugs too, She got to traffic them in her

1052
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 2: corca corca?

1053
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: Is that where we.

1054
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 2: Gotta come up with new words for our genitals. That's

1055
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 2: a segment when I was little, new word?

1056
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: Who is? What that is? What that is? It's what

1057
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: are the whites watching? And what that is? Segment? We're

1058
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: coming up? I love it. We are really moving towards greatness.

1059
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: We're moving anyway.

1060
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 2: I don't even know what else I wanted to say

1061
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 2: to you, guys, I am gonna download this ass. You

1062
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: are going to be a whole this summer. Be a hole,

1063
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 2: but only in Central Air. I'm not gonna be a who.

1064
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 2: If you got a box fan in the window, no way.

1065
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 2: If you got a box fan, then you don't deserve

1066
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 2: my box no fam.

1067
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: If you have a box fan, you don't.

1068
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: I will say this though, if you listen to the

1069
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: podcast and you come see us, please continue to approach

1070
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 2: us the way that y'all have been approaching us. The

1071
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 2: energy is so cute, the vibe is so real. I

1072
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,399
Speaker 2: haven't been I feel like a lot of I feel

1073
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 2: like a.

1074
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: Lot of people from the podcast have been coming to

1075
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,919
Speaker 1: the show. Oh they have. They come and they come

1076
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: back and they're like, I love you, guys, I love

1077
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: the podcast.

1078
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 2: The other day I got a text mesage that said

1079
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 2: Marie Marie called you her best friend. I was like, really,

1080
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 2: who sent you that text? I'm not saying who, but

1081
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 2: sounds like Adrian, has Marie ever called you her best friend?

1082
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: In person? I was like, she would never. What in

1083
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: the Lisa Frank, Lisa? What in the Trapper? Keeper? The

1084
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: five star first get in the Trapper keeper Hill.

1085
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, it sounds like some Lisa Frank

1086
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: somebody with hard eyes was like, hey, Sid, she caught

1087
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,280
Speaker 2: you her best friend at the show and you weren't

1088
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 2: there and I missed.

1089
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: Go shut up. I hate everybody. For those of you

1090
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: who haven't seen The Incredibles, to you in theaters, it's

1091
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: so good. Did you see it when I went to

1092
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's so cheap too. I like Jack

1093
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: Jack and Auntie Edna.

1094
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 2: Everything that Jack Jack does and and Edna does, I'm

1095
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 2: here for Jack. Jack is literally a mood. He's like

1096
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,720
Speaker 2: I'm doing all the moods. He's like, I'm doing whatever

1097
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 2: I want. And you know, whenever he would get mad

1098
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 2: about it, I was like, yo, that's me. Every time

1099
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 2: I look at my bank account into that like grimlin thing,

1100
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 2: that's me, dude, fucking me.

1101
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: My butt itches, mine's too.

1102
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 2: We were in that pool and we did not take

1103
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 2: a bath yet, and then I sat on the train.

1104
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,760
Speaker 1: If your butt's itching, you know, my butt's on fire?

1105
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1106
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: But is on fire?

1107
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 2: Is there anything that you want to leave the listeners with.

1108
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 2: We've got about ten minutes left, sis. I think you

1109
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 2: guys should add all the networks and be like, how

1110
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,280
Speaker 2: come these girls don't have a TV show?

1111
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: How come these girls are our TV? They are TV ready.

1112
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 2: I mean Sydney needs to learn some new words and

1113
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 2: possibly you know, speak better English, which you know, she

1114
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 2: looks great on TV.

1115
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 1: She does, she's she's ready for TV.

1116
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 2: I'm so ready for TV, physically ready, physically ready, just

1117
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 2: mentally are you prepared? Just have me on mute. Yeah,

1118
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna shake my head. What I'm just gonna

1119
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 2: shake my head every time we talk.

1120
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: I don't think you're ready for TV. And that's why

1121
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: we're not booking that.

1122
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 2: They're booking things that we're all God, So you're blaming

1123
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 2: it on me, Yes, you're blaming it on me. I'm

1124
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 2: ready blame it on that. No, here's another one. Blame

1125
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:16,240
Speaker 2: it on the rain. Yeah yeah, oh, here's another segment.

1126
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 2: Blame it on the whites. What are we blaming on

1127
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:20,240
Speaker 2: the whites today?

1128
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:21,320
Speaker 1: Uh?

1129
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 2: Well, gentrification is that its highest rat's peak.

1130
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: I mean the most hood ist neighborhoods that you're like,

1131
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,399
Speaker 1: ain't nobody hit here? All of them are coming out.

1132
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 2: They're coming out in their Madwell shorts, they're Midwell Maywell.

1133
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:41,720
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck, they're Madwell, how.

1134
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 2: You call it, whatever you call it, their ninety eight

1135
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 2: degree shorts. Yeah, the shorts to be real short. So

1136
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 2: what you're saying, you're blaming white people for gentrification. I

1137
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 2: mean they're just thriving right now. They don't even care

1138
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 2: that they're, you know, out here taking up all of

1139
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 2: the apartments.

1140
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: Sidney, what are you looking at on your phone?

1141
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 2: Because you are clearly distracted and the listeners want to

1142
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 2: know I'm looking at my butt.

1143
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, I need to go to the gym.

1144
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 2: Also, shout out to your sister for having boot camp.

1145
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 1: It's gonna be this Saturday, right.

1146
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 2: My sister does a boot camp every Saturday in Washington

1147
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 2: Square Park. Everybody that's listening that lives in New York

1148
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 2: or the Tri state area can come. It's like twenty bucks,

1149
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:20,720
Speaker 2: which is long.

1150
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 1: Her boyfriend Joe, who we roast for the whole the

1151
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: whole time. We're like coach Joe. Yeah, he's hilarious.

1152
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 2: And you get to work out with us and work

1153
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 2: out with us, I mean work out with me, Sydney,

1154
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 2: don't even be working out, dude. But the commentary be

1155
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: on a point. I need just morphed into a cameraman

1156
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 2: halfway through. Okay, bo camp, that's another show working out

1157
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 2: with SMM and it's like you really working out and

1158
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 2: then it's just me doing like modified everything.

1159
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: Who's gonna watch Who's who are these shows for? Dude?

1160
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,280
Speaker 1: Who's watching these shows?

1161
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, everybody will watch an Instagram model pretend

1162
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 2: that she's working out in the fucking gym. They can't

1163
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 2: watch us actually have funny things to say while in

1164
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 2: the gym. Okay, we'll go ahead and put that on

1165
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 2: the board. Oh yeah, we gotta have and another thing

1166
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 2: that we do. We gotta have daily vision boards. So

1167
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,959
Speaker 2: it's like like Pinterest, but in our heads about things

1168
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 2: that we want. And today we were like, oh, we

1169
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 2: want to get something for free. And Marie with the

1170
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 2: Gifted Gap talking to some lady right she was Mary Hey,

1171
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,760
Speaker 2: May shout out to make We definitely plugged. You definitely

1172
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 2: plugged the podcast. Afterwards, May gave you know it was like,

1173
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 2: are you guys thirsty? We got lots of drinks. I

1174
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 2: was like, I'm thirsty. I threw my water in the pool.

1175
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 2: She literally knocked my beverage down. We had a bottle

1176
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 2: of poland springs from the outside and just do that

1177
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: ship in the back.

1178
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: I threw it over the fence. You're like, I'm so parched.

1179
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, so thirsty.

1180
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 2: You're like my throat is She's we met cider, we

1181
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 2: have vodka, we have rose. I was like, rose is

1182
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 2: the magic hord uh huh. And then she was like,

1183
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 2: so are you guys guess here?

1184
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,760
Speaker 1: Really? No? Should we have said yes? Maybe?

1185
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 2: I don't know. She wasn't a guest there either. She

1186
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 2: said she was there because her brother was a guest.

1187
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 2: Her brother was Asian. What mean you said you needed

1188
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 2: an Asian man this season? That I need an Asian man?

1189
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 2: I said, this summer the floor up for a like

1190
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 2: a cool like a hip hop Asian, like a West Coast.

1191
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 2: Maybe he's a chef on a food truck Asian. Ah

1192
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 2: love that you know, like a job awakee like a

1193
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 2: like tatted up sleeve. Maybe he's a Christian Asian like

1194
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 2: a dated a black woman before, so he knows how

1195
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: to like do her Greasa's scalp.

1196
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: That's what you want, good like a like a like a.

1197
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're going to get that kind

1198
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 2: of Asian guy here. I think you want to get

1199
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 2: here like a like an accountant. You think I get

1200
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 2: an accountant Asian man here. I don't think you're gonna

1201
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 2: get the kind of Asian you want. I think I

1202
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 2: want to get like a gin from one to six

1203
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:54,879
Speaker 2: and Park Asian.

1204
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,280
Speaker 1: Oh my, like Friday Asian.

1205
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 2: You know he's doing stand up quote in quotation. No,

1206
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 2: I thought he was a Christian rapper. Now, no, he

1207
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 2: does stand up. I was he did something and I

1208
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 2: was like, oh, oh.

1209
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: Was it stand up? Giving you sheg Wan vibe?

1210
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 2: No, it was not another stand up community name rude, Marie,

1211
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 2: how is that rude?

1212
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: He like?

1213
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 2: Is he giving sheng Wing vibes? Cheng Wing doesn't sound

1214
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 2: like a real name, but it is. Shen Wean is

1215
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 2: a real person that we know. He's done our show

1216
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 2: before and he's hilarious.

1217
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: He did our very first show. He was on Two

1218
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: Dope Queens on HBO and wondering who he is.

1219
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 2: He did our very first show and I was wasted,

1220
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 2: and I brought him up as he was like our

1221
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 2: next guest is Asian and yeah, and everybody's like okay,

1222
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 2: And I was in the background like it was one

1223
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 2: of those things where I didn't know how to bring

1224
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:41,959
Speaker 2: up people.

1225
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 1: Yet it was very new. He got money though. He

1226
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: got money that night.

1227
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 2: It was one hundred dollars to read off of a

1228
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 2: piece of paper. He was like, oh, y'all can have

1229
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 2: me back whenever.

1230
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 1: I like scheng Wing though, because he's Asian but has

1231
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 1: like a country accent. He's done in Houston.

1232
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he'll get on stated and be like, so

1233
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 2: I was talking to these hosts. He never says hose

1234
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 2: Shawty was never says short.

1235
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: He's like, y'all like Blake Sheldon. I're like, wow, that's

1236
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 1: shang Wang.

1237
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 2: Shang Wang is gonna listen if he listens to listen

1238
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:12,439
Speaker 2: to this damn time.

1239
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: These girls don't know me. It's like these.

1240
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 2: All right, well, shout out the shang Wang and all

1241
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 2: the shang Wang's listening right now.

1242
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: This is incredible episode.

1243
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 2: I was enjoyed the segments that we added one what

1244
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 2: are the white people watching?

1245
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: Two? Why are the white people here? And what's the

1246
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: third segment? Don't remember what Daddy is? What Teddy is?

1247
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: And that was? What was that segment? It's like what

1248
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: that is? What is? But what is the segment?

1249
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 2: It's like new words, new words that we come up

1250
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 2: with come up. Yeah, we come up with new words.

1251
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: You don't even know what daddy is.

1252
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 2: I don't see this why we're not ready for TV.

1253
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 1: Marie, because you're not you're not ready.

1254
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 2: I remember the segments of what they were, and you

1255
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 2: couldn't remember one segment or what it was.

1256
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: What it was, that's a segment right there. What it was.

1257
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: Fourth segment is what was shang wang dude? W W

1258
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: s w D.

1259
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna go ahead and at a fifth segment

1260
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 2: and this segment is this is why we're not booting.

1261
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: Good segment.

1262
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 2: We'll just list all the terble things that were fly

1263
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 2: we're not getting booked, or auditions that we went to

1264
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 2: they were like, you know, so I went there because

1265
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 2: we didn't We don't pray. Yeah, that's what my mom said.

1266
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 2: That's surreal answer. We just gotta pray. Please answer you

1267
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 2: listening to the podcast. If you see us in these

1268
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 2: streets and we look good, come say hi. If you

1269
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 2: look dusty, it's probably not as do.

1270
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: Me this solid?

1271
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 2: Do we look disheveled? Are we jumping a train turnstile?

1272
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 2: That is not a do me this slid? If you

1273
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 2: see me in the streets, I want you to scream.

1274
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 1: And be like, oh, I got bock.

1275
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 2: So other people can see it and they're like yeah,

1276
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 2: and they're like, who's the on official expert? And then

1277
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 2: they look it up and they subscribe and then they

1278
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 2: fall in love with us. That's how you promote the brand.

1279
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 2: The brand is strong. The brand is strong. Shout out

1280
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 2: to Mitch because he can't do the show last week

1281
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 2: and he bought somebody Mitch, love you, buch, can't wait

1282
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 2: to see you, bro, bro b Alright, well what that is?

1283
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 1: Don't forget.

1284
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 2: We have a live show August fifteenth, and then we

1285
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 2: have a lot. We also have a live show July

1286
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 2: twenty fifth. YEP at at All one ninety one Christie

1287
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 2: Street at APM. Both of them are free AF so

1288
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear no reasons why y'all can't come.

1289
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 2: If you live in Philadelphia, you can come to the

1290
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 2: show absolutely.

1291
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: I'll see you there May Bye bye