WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Strings of Deceit

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<v Speaker 1>Second date updated. You know, on dating apps now, where

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<v Speaker 1>the average decent looking woman gets two thousand matches per day,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's like two thousand guys messaging her and complimenting her,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to take her out. It's more important than ever

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<v Speaker 1>for guys to be creative and witty when they're talking,

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<v Speaker 1>or at least google something creative and witty and then

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<v Speaker 1>copy that like it's yours.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, Hi, how are you not enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're getting blocked?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop stop yeah no all lower case letters ew.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's exactly what happened to one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners May recently when she matched with a guy online

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<v Speaker 1>named Doug, and their conversation apparently got pretty interesting, but

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<v Speaker 1>his first line was just straight up asking her out.

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<v Speaker 1>And May, what did you immediately notice from Doug's dating profile?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there is a couple funny things on his profile.

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<v Speaker 3>One of his pictures he had a woman in it.

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<v Speaker 2>WI. Yeah, that's a bold thing put on a dating app,

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<v Speaker 2>like a woman his age or like a mom type

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<v Speaker 2>of person.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it seemed like like maybe a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Or girls do this too, And you know, I always

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<v Speaker 1>slept left. I'm like, why would your main profile be

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<v Speaker 1>you and some guy to prove that.

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<v Speaker 2>You can actually go out with someone.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you write back when you saw that

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<v Speaker 1>there's another woman in his pictures?

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<v Speaker 3>I frankly said, is your girlfriend going to be okay

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<v Speaker 3>with this girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you still wrote him back, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but like, okay, give me back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's good to call somebody out to ye like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, did he have a response?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he responded that he doesn't have a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well I would believe him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>Just trust just whatever guys say, and all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>trust the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>So who is the woman? What did he say she was?

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<v Speaker 4>What was the explanation?

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<v Speaker 5>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>So I obviously asked, who's this woman in the photo?

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<v Speaker 3>And he responds, Oh, that's my wife. But we're just friends.

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<v Speaker 3>With a laughing emoji.

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<v Speaker 1>Joke. It's called sarcasm, and sarcasm he doubled down.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't have to down like it's so.

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<v Speaker 1>That or did you think it was funny?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was funny. I obviously knew it was

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<v Speaker 3>a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Explain the joke after he said it. So that's cool though,

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<v Speaker 2>So you guys are on the same page.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I really liked his humor, and he did this

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<v Speaker 3>other thing that I thought was really funny too, is

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<v Speaker 3>you know, he was telling me that dating apps are

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<v Speaker 3>really hard for guys, and in his experience, it's been tough. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he's ghosted so many times.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry to say that he's been ghosted or he has

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<v Speaker 1>ghosted other people.

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<v Speaker 3>He said that he's been okay, but he.

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<v Speaker 2>Really meant both.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>He sent me a photo of him at a table

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<v Speaker 3>by himself, laughing and said at this point he started

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<v Speaker 3>dating actual ghosts.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh flat, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's being self deprecating, saying like, see, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>wants to go out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a dangerous area to tread because at some point

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<v Speaker 2>it will start to make you look kind of sad empathetic.

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<v Speaker 2>Right at some point, like it's not funny anymore. You

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<v Speaker 2>know how hard you going?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how many people showed up to my birthday party?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm alone? Brooke just helped me realize it's probably my problem.

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<v Speaker 1>You just make fun of yourself a little too much.

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<v Speaker 1>But you didn't feel that way. May you felt like

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<v Speaker 1>he was just doing just enough to be humorous.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, you have to get somebody's at tension.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, it's hard.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of options out there, and so that's

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<v Speaker 3>how he star.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, well so you did you guys end

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<v Speaker 1>up going out?

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<v Speaker 6>We did?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we went out for drink.

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<v Speaker 2>And what was that like the first time you saw

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<v Speaker 2>each other?

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<v Speaker 3>It was nice. I mean he seemed really nice, a

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<v Speaker 3>little more spoken than I would.

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<v Speaker 2>Have thought, oh, because he was so bold and sarcastic.

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<v Speaker 2>He's writing. That's interesting, he'd.

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<v Speaker 1>Be cracking jokes the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean it was fun.

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<v Speaker 3>He seemed like a really good guy. He's interesting. He's

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<v Speaker 3>in a band.

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<v Speaker 2>There's another red flags. Nothing red flags, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>just musicians.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the reputation?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>They're talented.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not talking about parody songs.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's a keeper. Don't let this one go.

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<v Speaker 1>A singer, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's cool that he's in a band.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I thought it was cool. I really enjoyed the conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought we really got along. We even kissed at

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<v Speaker 3>the end of the night.

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<v Speaker 1>And musicians never wow. Okay, So what's happened since the date?

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<v Speaker 3>I honestly just haven't really been able to get a

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<v Speaker 3>hold of him.

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<v Speaker 1>Is ghost you the iron that he's the one can play?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's a weird thing. Like he's like talking

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<v Speaker 2>about how terrible the dating world goes.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to quickly correct myself. I'm not able

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<v Speaker 3>to get a hold of him on the phone, but

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<v Speaker 3>we are texting a little bit back and forth.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so it's not totally silent.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, the thing is, I have a lot of options.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a lot of people asking me out, but

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to give Doug a chance because I really

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<v Speaker 3>enjoyed my time with him. So I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just kind of thinking maybe he does have a wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Or right, like like there's always some truth in every joke, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he's just so used to being ghosted he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>know how to actor out a woman who actually wants

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<v Speaker 2>to be with him.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, let's go out again. He's like, don't mock me. Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I hope I didn't duction by actually

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<v Speaker 3>asking him to hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll find out. We'll come back call him and try

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<v Speaker 1>and get your second date update. Right after this second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, if you're just joining us, we're on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with one of our listeners, May, who, in her

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<v Speaker 1>own words, is a woman with lots and lots of

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<v Speaker 1>other male options online.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, so she's a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, she is quite the woman. Her bumble hinge notifications

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<v Speaker 1>are blowing up on the rag. But she's not thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about all those other dudes Thurston after her and her picks.

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<v Speaker 1>She's thinking about one guy named Doug, funny, simple, nice

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<v Speaker 1>guy in a band, Doug, who went on one day

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<v Speaker 1>with her and immediately got her attention. But now, for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason afterwards they can't send a nail down a

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<v Speaker 1>time to hang out again.

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<v Speaker 2>Even though Doug went on and on about how terrible

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<v Speaker 2>dating is for him, he.

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<v Speaker 1>Which has May worried that maybe he actually might be married.

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<v Speaker 1>Right because they joked about the woman in his profile

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<v Speaker 1>pick being his wife. Maybe it wasn't so jokey after all,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of those things where he's like, well, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Told her, how mad would you be if we get

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<v Speaker 1>him on the phone and he told you that actually

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<v Speaker 1>is his wife?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I would be pretty upset because I don't accept lie,

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<v Speaker 3>did you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Not as upset as his wife would be. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to look at the positive here.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would be angrier?

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<v Speaker 3>His wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we'll find out in a couple of minutes. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we make it a really angry Texan. Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>my husband. But now let's just call it Doug and

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<v Speaker 1>see what he asked to say? You ready?

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<v Speaker 4>I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good job, Jeff. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey is this Doug?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? This is Doug.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Doug. You don't have to sound so skeptical. It's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing sinister going on on our end. We're just a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show hoping to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Doug, what's.

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<v Speaker 5>What's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on is a segment we do called the

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Update, and you're gonna be our featured star

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<v Speaker 1>for the day. No, I don't believe you, Doug.

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<v Speaker 4>He's honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're more excited than you're letting on because

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<v Speaker 1>we're trying to hook you up with one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners who you've already been out on a date with,

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<v Speaker 1>and she just wants to see you one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name's May.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that was a good surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she sounds dolling and it sounds like you guys

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<v Speaker 2>had a great time together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, with all the noises, Doug, she's into you. That's

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought dating was so hard for you, Like this

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<v Speaker 2>is like you got one.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, you guys know a lot about me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we've heard some stuff from you. From May herself.

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<v Speaker 1>She we asked her to describe your date and she

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<v Speaker 1>had glowing reviews.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, she said you're really funny, and.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought your profile's funny too.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she talked about the profile.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it came up, Yeah, that you had a funny

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<v Speaker 1>joke about the girl in your picture.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we asked because we thought that the girl was

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<v Speaker 2>a read. Yeah, yeah, you should change that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not the reason why we're calling. We're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>to criticize your dating profile, though we could, but now

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<v Speaker 1>we're we're really focused on May because she's really confused.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to see you. She feels like she's been

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<v Speaker 1>reaching out trying to arrange a date, and you keep

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<v Speaker 1>avoiding her.

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<v Speaker 2>Is she reading that right?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean she does keep suggesting nights, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Yeah, that's usually when you say, yeah, Friday works

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<v Speaker 2>great for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless you're not into her. If there's some other problem.

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<v Speaker 5>So that's two Friday night. She asked to see my

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<v Speaker 5>band and like.

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<v Speaker 6>She wants to come to me and perform, and like

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<v Speaker 6>grab a drink afterword.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice, you have a show.

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<v Speaker 2>She's even interested in, like your hobbies.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying you're saying it like it's a bad thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't, I don't, I don't.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't even know how to answer her, Like what

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<v Speaker 6>do you mean? You know? She was even asking for

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<v Speaker 6>a one on one concert at my place.

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<v Speaker 1>That's her flirting with you, Doug. That means she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to see you and probably I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't maybe on the stage in my house too much pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably have to put on an entire concert. She

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<v Speaker 1>just wanting to hang out.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she cares about the basic bro.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh there's pressure when like she thinks that I know

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<v Speaker 6>how to play guitar, you know, like I'm not really

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<v Speaker 6>in a band, Like I'm not.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not really musical at all.

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<v Speaker 1>You said you're not. You told her that you're in

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<v Speaker 1>a band.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I need something to sound cool, like make me

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<v Speaker 6>stand out.

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<v Speaker 1>My God, chose.

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<v Speaker 2>Do something that you actually do. I'm sure there's something

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<v Speaker 2>cool about you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, there's cool things about me, Like but you gotta

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<v Speaker 6>have something to like really sticks out, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean I get it, like you're in a

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<v Speaker 2>it's a lot of pressure, you're having a hard time dating,

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<v Speaker 2>like with the apps and stuff. You want to stand out,

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<v Speaker 2>and then suddenly this lie is snowballing, is what it

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and I really liked her and I didn't know

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<v Speaker 6>what to do and did She keeps asking me like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you're not getting this date because she's asking

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<v Speaker 1>based on the lie that you've told her that you're

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<v Speaker 1>in a band and you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's a lot better lie than he was married,

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<v Speaker 2>It really is. Yeah, I think it's kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 2>You're trying to impress her, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, And that's that's a rough lie to go with though,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you're not in a band, how are you

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<v Speaker 1>ever going to prove.

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<v Speaker 2>Your panicked Jeff Okay came to mind.

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<v Speaker 5>Is he gonna go with that?

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<v Speaker 6>Or be a Formula one race car driver?

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<v Speaker 2>That is, those jackets are brilliant style.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, girls and a guy that lives dangerously on

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<v Speaker 1>the race track. No Americans watch, so you can say

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<v Speaker 1>you're like from France, that's why did you go with

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<v Speaker 1>that one?

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<v Speaker 5>But at least I could have said. I was in

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<v Speaker 5>the off season right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Just driving your Kia around.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I've heard enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you have what?

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<v Speaker 5>What what?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Doug, if you didn't know, that's May who's been

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<v Speaker 1>listening on the other line right now to.

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<v Speaker 2>Being honest now, whether you wanted to or not.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, look, I'm I'm sorry. Like you were like so

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<v Speaker 6>pretty and then cool and like I just I wanted

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<v Speaker 6>you to like me. I just I felt like I

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<v Speaker 6>had to say something cool. You know, that's really sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>But also we've spent half of the time I'm on

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<v Speaker 3>our first date talking about your band.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 6>Bro, here's the thing though, like immediately after already, like

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<v Speaker 6>I signed up for piano lessons.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't count the band not quite as sexy, usually the

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<v Speaker 2>least sexy of a band as a keyboardist.

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<v Speaker 1>But did you say you played guitar in the band though, Doug.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, but the guitar lessons were more expunctive.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play the triangle.

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<v Speaker 4>May.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you feel like you know anything about him?

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<v Speaker 3>I know, like a couple of things about where he

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<v Speaker 3>grew up, and look, it was just a band thing,

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<v Speaker 3>like everything else was real.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hear that. Everything else he said was real,

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<v Speaker 1>like the wife and his photosy. No, not that, everything

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<v Speaker 1>else except for that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need any big, fancy career or any you know,

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<v Speaker 3>super impressive hobby. I'm just looking for a really genuine,

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<v Speaker 3>funny person.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And besides, Doug, do you know that when she told

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<v Speaker 2>us about the band, Alexis and I were both like

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<v Speaker 2>red flag. It's true, red flag. You can't trust a

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<v Speaker 2>guy in a band. Apparently you can't trust a guy

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<v Speaker 2>not in a band to ye and.

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<v Speaker 5>Girls always loved mad boys.

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<v Speaker 2>In band, but not for long my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you honestly have been interested in him if he

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<v Speaker 1>did not say he was in a band?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>The thing that attracted me to him was his humor

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<v Speaker 3>and that he was funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Well did he come up with a good band name?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he had a funny band name?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah he did. They check a noodle tub check out.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it at the very least. May just talking

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<v Speaker 1>to him now, he seems like a nice, sincere guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He is coming clean. Yeah, and Doug, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>give you twenty seconds here to say your final piece

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<v Speaker 1>before we offer to send you guys out on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want to say to.

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<v Speaker 4>May, I just I should have been up front. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>super sorry. If you give me a second chance, I

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<v Speaker 4>I'll just anything you want to know, straight honest truth,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'll be my goofy normal self and you can

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<v Speaker 4>either like me for.

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<v Speaker 5>That or no.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus, we're going to offer to pay to send you

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<v Speaker 1>guys out on another date. May, So what do you say?

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<v Speaker 3>I will say that I do not like liars, and

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<v Speaker 3>I also am very attracted to people who are super

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<v Speaker 3>secure with themselves and who they are. However, I really

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<v Speaker 3>enjoyed talking to you, and so I will give you

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<v Speaker 3>a second chance.

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<v Speaker 1>Person. Yes, okay, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, no, no, it's yes, I want to go on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like okay.

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<v Speaker 1>To say, she's so excited to see you again. She

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait to hear your first piano lesson once you

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, man, you have no idea having this liar back

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<v Speaker 6>out less stressed.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel that's really sweet. We can get together on

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<v Speaker 5>Friday if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Piano lessons a weekdays and your wife's cool with that dog, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>That may be the first self admitting, outright liar on

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<v Speaker 1>our show that our listeners were actually rooting for.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he's just so sweet, you know, and like earnest.

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<v Speaker 2>He was really earnest about the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Until he really was just like so nervous because he

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<v Speaker 1>liked her so much, just to make up an excuse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it just goes to show. If you lie and you

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<v Speaker 1>do get caught, try to sound as pathetic and helpless

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<v Speaker 1>as you pasifly can, and people will feel so bad

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<v Speaker 1>for you that they'll actually be on.

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<v Speaker 2>Your team wrong or just have a good apology. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what he had you too. God, he wasn't pathetic.

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<v Speaker 1>He even won over Brook, which is hard for any

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<v Speaker 1>man to do. So serious, make sure to hit off

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<v Speaker 1>our YouTube TikTok, our Instagram Aprok and Jeffrey to see

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<v Speaker 1>clips from our show so you can lie to your

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<v Speaker 1>next date and that you're one of us and they

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<v Speaker 1>don't believe you. I Brook, I buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to get more dates.

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<v Speaker 1>With that one of us. Maybe anyway, you can always

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<v Speaker 1>listen to our show up on our podcast wherever you

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<v Speaker 1>get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey Brooke

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<v Speaker 5>And Jeffrey in the Morning