Speaker 1: Do you like true crime? Yes? What about when true
Speaker 1: crime gets wacky?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I say that because the trend is going viral with
Speaker 1: people sharing their craziest court stories. So give me a
Speaker 1: few minutes and it'll be like Law and Order if
Speaker 1: had if they had clowns right after this. It's a
Speaker 1: double show. Have you ever been to court?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Actually, I have never been for no reason, for any reason.
Speaker 4: I mean I.
Speaker 1: I've been a few times, and it can be very stressful.
Speaker 1: It can also be extremely funny if you look at
Speaker 1: it right. And I know that because the trend is
Speaker 1: going viral with people sharing their craziest court stories from
Speaker 1: like jury or just being there in general. Lawyers and
Speaker 1: people that have gone and things like that, just wow,
Speaker 1: sharing their craziest court stories. So we'll go over right now.
Speaker 1: The wildest things in America happen in court, they swear.
Speaker 5: I mean, there's like what thirty five different television shows
Speaker 5: about court works. Judge Judy is I had the weirdest experience.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you about it in a few seconds. Have
Speaker 5: a crazy court story?
Speaker 1: Calls up eight eight eight three four three one oh
Speaker 1: six one text in four one o six one one.
Speaker 1: Lawyer said there was one time I was trying some
Speaker 1: minor felony and the jury was deliberating about something. So
Speaker 1: I was sitting at the council table with my client
Speaker 1: and he wants to whisper something to me. So I
Speaker 1: lean over and he says, you know what's awesome? Crack?
Speaker 1: The lawyer said, keeping a straight face is an underrated skill.
Speaker 1: It definitely is. Being a lawyer's gotta be a wild experience.
Speaker 1: Being a lawyer would be so crazy.
Speaker 6: Can they make that a reality show instead of the
Speaker 6: Real Housewives? Can you just have the real lawyers of.
Speaker 7: Some city specifically? Do you ever wonder what's being whispered
Speaker 7: in lawyer's ears. It's things like that, you know, when
Speaker 7: they look like they're really serious, because when you're in court,
Speaker 7: you have to keep a straight face, you know, and
Speaker 7: it is really hard to do that something times.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it is.
Speaker 8: Could you just imagine your human spent seven years in
Speaker 8: school and you're sitting at this table wearing your nice
Speaker 8: suit that you saved up for because you're a public defender,
Speaker 8: and the guy leans in and goes, you know what's awesome?
Speaker 1: Crack? I don't think we're going to be okay. You're
Speaker 1: gonna win guilty, it doesn't matter. Now there's a trend
Speaker 1: going viral of people sharing the craziest things that they've
Speaker 1: seen happen in court. Somebody said they had a dui
Speaker 1: case and a client showed up wasted, Oh no, and
Speaker 1: then pointed at the judge shouting, you little penguin.
Speaker 9: Life because of the outfit. Oh I didn't even get it,
Speaker 9: but that's funny. They were obviously found guilty of dui. Yeah,
Speaker 9: little penguin. Not a good sense of humor on a
Speaker 9: lot of judges.
Speaker 1: You know, what is that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why are you so mad?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've had to sit in the courtroom
Speaker 1: before and answer to like things that I've done, you know,
Speaker 1: like not it wasn't for anything a criminal, but you know,
Speaker 1: things I've said. And having to sit there and stare
Speaker 1: at to judge and keep a straight face while they
Speaker 1: read some of the things that you did and things
Speaker 1: like that is really hilarious. I'm sitting there like nothing. Huh, judge,
Speaker 1: that was funny coming Your timing was off, but it
Speaker 1: was a good joke. We're going over a thread that
Speaker 1: is going viral of people sharing the craziest things that
Speaker 1: have happened in court, it says a wife claimed that
Speaker 1: my client, her husband, held a knife, which he denied
Speaker 1: in three separate meetings with him. First question from the
Speaker 1: judge what happened, and he says, she didn't have dinner ready,
Speaker 1: so I got my knife and ran over. Okay, that
Speaker 1: wasn't what we were supposed to say.
Speaker 4: We trained for this, sir.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been on the stand, Like, have you
Speaker 1: ever been questioned on the stand? Anybody?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Have you No?
Speaker 6: I just was wondering because I just feel like it's different.
Speaker 6: It's a hot seat, so like, yeah, you thought you
Speaker 6: were going to say, you say something completely different.
Speaker 3: Well then you actually also put your hand on the Bible,
Speaker 3: so you really like you can't lie, and if you
Speaker 3: do lie, like it's actually really bad for you.
Speaker 6: So you're like, oh my god, it's really bad for
Speaker 6: you because God will strike you down.
Speaker 1: I had jury duty one time and it was amazing,
Speaker 1: and I wanted it to go longer because I didn't
Speaker 1: want to go back to work right where I worked,
Speaker 1: and so, and also they didn't have enough evidence against
Speaker 1: the guy. It was like a crackcase, like they found
Speaker 1: the guy was very he was obviously guilty, but I
Speaker 1: don't think they did a good job. It was me
Speaker 1: and this old lady in the jury room and we
Speaker 1: would not agree with the other JURORSY not very guilty.
Speaker 1: She was retired, and everybody wanted to wrap it up,
Speaker 1: and so it was a hung jury. And wow when
Speaker 1: they read not guilty. Looked over at the he was
Speaker 1: just staying by the jury, and he looked over at
Speaker 1: us and his mouth took the words f you, because
Speaker 1: it was really obvious. I don't want to work.
Speaker 9: Hey, Sonia, Hey you have a crazy court story.
Speaker 10: Oh my god.
Speaker 11: I am an attorney And one time I was representing
Speaker 11: this guy for a dui and right when we were
Speaker 11: about to start in court, he stood up by himself
Speaker 11: and said to the judge, can I please have a break?
Speaker 12: I need to get a new lawyer. And I was
Speaker 12: like what Everyone in the courts like, what she's gonna
Speaker 12: write there?
Speaker 11: So the judge granted him, you know, a break for
Speaker 11: ten minutes.
Speaker 12: He goes out to the bathroom. He comes back into the.
Speaker 11: Courtroom wearing like a white wig and a robe like
Speaker 11: a founding father Giles himself and and a judge's robe
Speaker 11: for some reason, and everyone's like, oh my god. So
Speaker 11: then he went he told the judge he wants a
Speaker 11: new lawyer. The judge said yes, he said he's representing.
Speaker 12: Himself, and then proceeded to speak in like.
Speaker 1: Some weird old English maidens.
Speaker 12: Like oh me whiter.
Speaker 11: He was hammered and completely drunk, and he was definitely
Speaker 11: found guilty ever sent himself. It was the craziest client
Speaker 11: experience I've probably ever had.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's you get in trouble for making a mockery
Speaker 6: of fear.
Speaker 1: Now back in session, the Honorable me presided, it's another
Speaker 1: jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4: Oh hi is this mister Sam?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 14: Yes, this is Sam.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Hi, My name is Trevor. Okay, and so
Speaker 4: we haven't met. Yeah, you know, because like you're the
Speaker 4: president of the company and stuff, like I work under Tricia,
Speaker 4: who is handling the big proposal that we have for
Speaker 4: the client tomorrow.
Speaker 12: Okay, that's fine, So what do you need?
Speaker 4: Well, I was calling to go over some things because
Speaker 4: like I want to make sure we do a good job,
Speaker 4: because Trisha is saying that this is like helly important,
Speaker 4: and so like she put.
Speaker 14: Me, yeah, that's great. You know, but Tricia can probably
Speaker 14: help you with whatever you need, so you should probably
Speaker 14: be calling her.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I'm new to this whole process and so like,
Speaker 4: I never worked like a corporate type job before, and
Speaker 4: so like, I didn't know who to call, but she
Speaker 4: told me to take Trevor.
Speaker 15: Well, thank you.
Speaker 14: I'm actually busy here.
Speaker 12: So so you need.
Speaker 14: To, you know, get in touch with Tricia or somebody
Speaker 14: else on your team that can help you.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to call you on your your cell phone,
Speaker 4: you know, because like I looked up in the company
Speaker 4: directory or your phone number, and I just figured I
Speaker 4: would go to the top to run this idea by
Speaker 4: because she told me that I was interesting.
Speaker 14: You don't you don't need to do that. Thank you.
Speaker 14: I appreciate your thought, But no, you can, just like
Speaker 14: I said, get in touch with Tricia and she'll be
Speaker 14: able to help you out.
Speaker 4: Can I just run the performance by you?
Speaker 16: Run the performance by me?
Speaker 15: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Well, she told me that I needed to come up
Speaker 4: with like a performance review for the meeting to give
Speaker 4: the clients.
Speaker 12: But what do you mean a performance review? A performance
Speaker 12: review for who?
Speaker 4: Well, like so she said that we need to tell
Speaker 4: them like how we perform.
Speaker 14: You know, I don't understand like what you're asking.
Speaker 15: If you will if you have a quick question, like,
Speaker 15: I'd be happy to help you, but otherwise you need
Speaker 15: to really get in touch with Tricia.
Speaker 4: Do we have any fog machines?
Speaker 14: No, we don't have a fog machine.
Speaker 12: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: We said, okay, so my job for this big client
Speaker 4: meeting that we have tomorrow because I know you're gonna
Speaker 4: be there, and she said that I need to come
Speaker 4: up with like things that show our performance. And so
Speaker 4: I created like a really good concept, but I need
Speaker 4: fog machines and some lighting. And I figured, would you
Speaker 4: be willing to sing a little bit?
Speaker 12: Sing? Why are you asking me to sing? Well?
Speaker 4: Because like you're the president of the company, you know,
Speaker 4: and like I figured you could.
Speaker 12: Play them in the not the singer. What does singing
Speaker 12: have to do with this meeting?
Speaker 4: Well, because she said I was in charge of coming
Speaker 4: up with like how we perform.
Speaker 14: So okay, but what do they have to do with singing?
Speaker 15: It sounds like you want to make you have you
Speaker 15: do a simple report, not some freaking jingle.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, So.
Speaker 4: I came up with like a whole performance that I
Speaker 4: was wondering if you could dance and stuff.
Speaker 1: No, that's not that kind.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, that is not what she meant by performance. Sorry,
Speaker 15: I'm really trying. I understand your new dreveror I appreciate it,
Speaker 15: but this is not a performance. I think Tricia had
Speaker 15: in mind when she spoke to you.
Speaker 4: So he would be like they would be in the
Speaker 4: boardroom ready for the meeting, the meeting room, and then
Speaker 4: the door would open, and then like fog and lights
Speaker 4: would come on, and then you would come in and
Speaker 4: it'd be like.
Speaker 12: No, you's not necessary necessary two three four.
Speaker 4: Let us design your new website. We got Tom he
Speaker 4: could do it right. Your company deserves the best. And
Speaker 4: I must confess, are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 12: Is this a game to you?
Speaker 4: Well, no, it's a performance.
Speaker 16: No, it's not a performance.
Speaker 15: I don't know what kind of tempig easy they found
Speaker 15: you from, but this is a joke.
Speaker 12: Okay, this is.
Speaker 14: The biggest meeting of the year.
Speaker 15: I don't got time for your stupid little games.
Speaker 14: All right, So now hang up the phone.
Speaker 16: I'm gonna go speak to Tricia.
Speaker 15: Why am I even.
Speaker 12: Dogging to you?
Speaker 4: Well, it's because Tricia wanted me to call you because
Speaker 4: this is actually Gebel from the jubil Start doing a
Speaker 4: phone rank on you.
Speaker 16: You didn't what you just called me.
Speaker 15: I guarantee you that you already told me you looked
Speaker 15: my name up and directory.
Speaker 1: No, she she wanted me to do a prank phone
Speaker 1: call on you because you guys have this huge meeting
Speaker 1: tomorrow and she wanted you to know that it's all
Speaker 1: taken care of. It's Double from the Jewel Show doing
Speaker 1: a phone breank on you.
Speaker 8: I just got it.
Speaker 16: Was so insane.
Speaker 15: I was like, where in the heck did they get
Speaker 15: this moron from?
Speaker 1: Like wake up every morning with double phone franks time
Speaker 1: for Nina's What's trending is Taylor Swift.
Speaker 6: The reason Travis Kelsey is lacking magic so far this season.
Speaker 6: A lack of magic is how sports reporters are describing
Speaker 6: his game so far. So they've been saying that he's
Speaker 6: had an underwhelming start and he's lacking chemistry with Patrick Mahomes,
Speaker 6: who is the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, because
Speaker 6: he spent so much time parting with ye whatever Taylor
Speaker 6: during the season.
Speaker 5: This always happens to athletes as soon as it's not
Speaker 5: about Taylor. It's like as soon as they get so
Speaker 5: a significant other that pulls them away from the day
Speaker 5: to day of like being a machine.
Speaker 1: For the sport, they get worse.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean he's also been putting his time into acting.
Speaker 6: He's doing this stuff with.
Speaker 1: The show he's acting.
Speaker 6: Actually, allegedly the other co stars on the shows that
Speaker 6: he's been doing have been saying that he's been doing
Speaker 6: really great.
Speaker 1: He's terrible. Would cancel them a heartbeat. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: far when people say that, though, because you know guys
Speaker 1: who are people who don't act, they get into acting
Speaker 1: in their cost stars. I was like, yeah, they're great,
Speaker 1: but if they were honest, they'd probably be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a reason I was acting school for years, not
Speaker 1: the end of house.
Speaker 6: I wonder if the Swifties are going to come after
Speaker 6: some of these ESPN hosts for saying that he's lacking magic.
Speaker 1: But it's in the number of kids. Yeah, so we'll
Speaker 1: see how that goes.
Speaker 6: There's a new word that you need to know, especially
Speaker 6: when it comes to the workplace. It's called phoductivity. Phoductivity
Speaker 6: is a response to micro managers. So what it is
Speaker 6: is basically looking like you're busy. We've talked about this
Speaker 6: in different ways many times.
Speaker 1: A master of that. When I worked at a marketing
Speaker 1: company in office, I was never doing it anywhere. Well,
Speaker 1: then you were very phoductive. I was productive. I have
Speaker 1: my like a shell spreadsheet ready to pop up if
Speaker 1: case somebody walk by, and I just be playing games
Speaker 1: on my computer. But that's essentially what it is.
Speaker 6: You're setting yourself up to look like you're busy at
Speaker 6: every turn because micro managers need to focus more on
Speaker 6: the results rather than people being being busy.
Speaker 1: Just learn the quickies to minimize something and pop something
Speaker 1: else up and you're good to go. A quick key
Speaker 1: don't say we don't teach you things about life here
Speaker 1: on the ship my keyboard real quick. Yeah, I'm I'm working.
Speaker 5: If there's any managers listening, don't you do not care
Speaker 5: how your employee gets there, just that they get there.
Speaker 1: Leave them alone. Let them do it however they want
Speaker 1: to do it. It'll be the best way they can
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 6: Or how many managers out there want to call them
Speaker 6: out for being productive, That would be a really good
Speaker 6: use of the word no.
Speaker 5: Because seductive is created by micromanagers saying I want you
Speaker 5: to do this, then this, then this, then this.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh my gosh, you just want me to
Speaker 1: write a paper. Just let me do it. I just
Speaker 1: think it's funny. I want to use the word productive.
Speaker 17: Okayo phoductivity.
Speaker 1: I know how we do busy, my god, Okay, okay.
Speaker 6: So as we prepare for Halloween, there are new options
Speaker 6: this year. You have a chance to dress up as
Speaker 6: your favorite mall snack because thankfully.
Speaker 1: Brad, seriously, no, that was that was actually funny. I
Speaker 1: just didn't want to laugh at it.
Speaker 6: Well, Blade, but you're a big fan of Annie Ant's
Speaker 6: Pretzels the Best and Sinnabon, you can now dress up
Speaker 6: like them for Halloween because they have teamed up with
Speaker 6: Spirit Stores where you can get in there and get
Speaker 6: all the like I mean, spirits really getting creative this year.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you about it later. But you can
Speaker 6: also dress up as ozembic like there are two.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 6: That's seriously, I'm not gonna I guess I'm gonna go
Speaker 6: into It is not a needle, it's like a pill.
Speaker 6: So you're going to be a sexy o zempic it's
Speaker 6: a two pieces something. It's sexy ozempic. Actually no, no,
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. The costume is called so snatched it and
Speaker 6: it comes with a tank top and then like this
Speaker 6: cute like little bottom thing. But the hat is like
Speaker 6: a pill bottle. So but Olympic is a shot I
Speaker 6: guess but around Yeah, it's a pill hat. Right, So
Speaker 6: you're dressed like a weight loss drug inject guys.
Speaker 1: Just go handa montana like us, no idea. She just
Speaker 1: took it to so whole some from so like the
Speaker 1: face of ozempic, Like does she commercial zembig? Like no,
Speaker 1: just go as like something else like Paris Hilton.
Speaker 18: Okay today.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So that's an option for you.
Speaker 6: That's what's trending is time to Catch a Cheater only
Speaker 6: on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 1: Gwenn is on the phone today for to Catch a
Speaker 1: Cheater and she's been married to her husband John for
Speaker 1: two years, but now she thinks something might be going on.
Speaker 1: So we'll see if we can help her out. Gwenn,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Why do you think your husband's cheating?
Speaker 12: Well, it's been you know, a good two years so far,
Speaker 12: and I've got a clothing business that's really just taken
Speaker 12: off so I can spend a little bit of time
Speaker 12: at home. And my husband John, he just started culinary
Speaker 12: school and he's working his butt off and he's always
Speaker 12: had a drive for it. He's totally excited about it,
Speaker 12: and I want to be there to support him in
Speaker 12: any way I can. And I'm also really glad that
Speaker 12: I can support him while he finishes school. You know.
Speaker 12: So again, things have been pretty good. It's just that
Speaker 12: ever since he started these classes in school, she hasn't
Speaker 12: been necessarily absent when it comes to us, but just
Speaker 12: like a little bit more standoffish, you know, like he's
Speaker 12: super focused and wants a little bit more than just
Speaker 12: finishing the school. He wants to just knock it out
Speaker 12: of the park. And he's just focused on everything other
Speaker 12: than us.
Speaker 19: You know.
Speaker 12: And there's also this you know, other dynamic where there's
Speaker 12: this girl in this class named April. Well she's cute,
Speaker 12: mousey and sort of the arts guy, you know, and
Speaker 12: I know he likes her. You know, she actually came
Speaker 12: over one night, you know, so they could work on
Speaker 12: a project for school together and they made this amazing
Speaker 12: speared fish and you know, it was really good. So
Speaker 12: hard to be mad, but you know, while they were
Speaker 12: cooking together, they seemed a little cozy, you know, and
Speaker 12: it just it's sort of sent off some alarms in
Speaker 12: my head. Like I was like, that's a little bit
Speaker 12: too cozy for my taste, you know, get your hands
Speaker 12: off my man. So I let it go, you know,
Speaker 12: but just decided it's a good idea to maybe keep
Speaker 12: an eye on that. And then I started to notice
Speaker 12: that he was getting these weird texts for like all hours,
Speaker 12: you know, sometimes even late at night. And I don't
Speaker 12: want to be the jealous type and like immediately jumped
Speaker 12: to conclusion, but in the back of my mind, I'm like,
Speaker 12: I know it's that girl. I know it is Oh.
Speaker 12: So I asked him one night, like, where are these
Speaker 12: texts coming from? Who is this? You know. We were
Speaker 12: watching a movie, and I was like, I can't take
Speaker 12: it anymore.
Speaker 16: I just need to know.
Speaker 12: And he got really annoyed, like she you know. When
Speaker 12: I asked he you know, and he's like, look, it's
Speaker 12: this April. She's got some school stuff she sent me
Speaker 12: and you know, it's nothing, it's no big deal. So
Speaker 12: I was like, okay, you know, again, I didn't want
Speaker 12: to start a random fight. Didn't want to be like
Speaker 12: the total jealous type, not just too years into the marriage,
Speaker 12: but it bothers me so much. And I know him
Speaker 12: and he loves me, and I don't feel like she
Speaker 12: would cheat on me. But ever since he started these
Speaker 12: classes and hanging out with her, it's like he's turned
Speaker 12: into almost a different guy.
Speaker 15: You know.
Speaker 6: I just wonder if this is one of those situations
Speaker 6: where it's like April's not clearly seeing what boundaries are
Speaker 6: and is just kind of trying to make her way in,
Speaker 6: and maybe she is actually flirting with your man, like
Speaker 6: your read probably was right. I just I mean, what
Speaker 6: are the chances you think that your man actually would
Speaker 6: cross that line? And he probably feels good getting attention
Speaker 6: from somebody. I mean, jubile, doesn't it always feel good
Speaker 6: regardless if you're in a relationship, If somebody's crushing on you.
Speaker 1: I'm different with that. I don't like it. If they
Speaker 1: know I'm in a relationship, I don't like it. That's true,
Speaker 1: it's disrespectful. Yeah, I could see that he.
Speaker 12: Didn't bothered him very much, you know, I mean, honestly,
Speaker 12: like I was just like a wallpaper.
Speaker 1: I should say I'm also very unaware if people are
Speaker 1: flirting with me too, so I wouldn't even probably know.
Speaker 1: Do you think that your man would know if somebody
Speaker 1: was flirting with him, Gwen, I don't know.
Speaker 12: Sometimes you don't know what I'm flirting with. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm the same way. So I've been in situations like
Speaker 1: that before, like they're flirting with them, Like what just
Speaker 1: having a conversation about taking my shirt off? What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Right, little woman? Always know?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
Speaker 1: out for you. You told us what a grocery store you
Speaker 1: guys are rewards card members at. So we'll play a
Speaker 1: song come Back, and then call him and pretend to
Speaker 1: be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: one random reward card winner gets the free flowers delivered
Speaker 1: from our floor apartment. We'll see if he sends thous
Speaker 1: to you or to April okay, or to somebody el okay.
Speaker 1: Play a song, come back, get your to catch a
Speaker 1: Cheater next? Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater,
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us. Gwinn is on the phone
Speaker 1: and she thinks that her husband of two years named
Speaker 1: John might be cheating. So in a second, we're going
Speaker 1: to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 1: store that their rewards card man and say that he's
Speaker 1: this month's lucky winner of thirty six long simbri d
Speaker 1: roses to be delivered to anybody that he wants will
Speaker 1: see if he sends him to Gwinn, his wife, or
Speaker 1: to somebody else. But before we do that, Gwinn, why
Speaker 1: don't you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 12: Okay, So he started culinary school and he's really into it,
Speaker 12: and you know, he's just sort of become a different person,
Speaker 12: super focused on that, and you know, a little less
Speaker 12: absent from me and the marriage, so to speak. And
Speaker 12: there's always a third dynamic. You know. Her name is April,
Speaker 12: and she's killed and our say and she actually came
Speaker 12: over one night and they were cooking together, and they
Speaker 12: were super like communicative with each other, you know, almost physically,
Speaker 12: to the point where I was like, this could be
Speaker 12: a problem for me. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 12: he started getting these texts at all hours of the night,
Speaker 12: you know, NonStop, And when I asked him about it,
Speaker 12: he got super defensive and like was like it's no
Speaker 12: big deal, it's just April blah blah blah, and I
Speaker 12: just feel like he's a different guy and it's sort
Speaker 12: of stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, you're ready for us to call him?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, and Hi, this is Joble calling from.
Speaker 1: I was looking for our Rewards card member named John.
Speaker 19: I guess this is what can I do for John?
Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling with some good news. Congratulations here this
Speaker 1: month's big winner.
Speaker 19: Okay, big winner of what?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 1: Every single month you might not know. Every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one Rewards Card member at random to say
Speaker 1: thank you very much for shopping with us and thank
Speaker 1: you for being such a loyal customer by gifting you
Speaker 1: thirty six long, slim red roses to be delivered from
Speaker 1: our floral department to anywhere in the fifty United States,
Speaker 1: and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 19: That's great, okay, God, So, like, do I have to
Speaker 19: come in or like?
Speaker 1: That is one option. The other options are if you
Speaker 1: know who you want to send them to. I can
Speaker 1: also take the information over the phone.
Speaker 12: Oh no, I absolutely know I'm going to send them to.
Speaker 1: Oh great, I've got my form pulled up here. First,
Speaker 1: I would need the first and last name of the
Speaker 1: person that you would like to send them to.
Speaker 19: It's going to be Gwen.
Speaker 1: And is there anything you would like to put on
Speaker 1: a card? Would you like to send a card with it?
Speaker 16: Well, so it's going to my wife.
Speaker 19: And I think I often describe her to other people
Speaker 19: at the light of my life for a reason, you know,
Speaker 19: like she is, she's smart, she's beautiful, she's so supportive
Speaker 19: of me.
Speaker 1: You know what happened with me? I was I started
Speaker 1: taking the culinary school and then I was this other
Speaker 1: girl in the class and her and I started getting
Speaker 1: hot and heavy.
Speaker 19: Oh year, Hey, I'm actually in culinary school right now.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Names not age, that's John. This is actually
Speaker 1: this is actually the do Her Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: My name's Jubile.
Speaker 20: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and your wife Gwynn
Speaker 1: is actually on the phone.
Speaker 12: Oh oh.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show called to Catch
Speaker 1: You Cheater, where if you think your significant other might
Speaker 1: be sleeping around, we can try to catch them. So
Speaker 1: that's what this is.
Speaker 19: What so you're calling me because do you think my
Speaker 19: wife is shooting?
Speaker 12: No. Actually, I was a little bit nervous because all
Speaker 12: of a sudden, you have this friend April. She comes
Speaker 12: over to the house, your cozy cozy all the time,
Speaker 12: and she sends you these texts like at weird hours
Speaker 12: of the night, and you get completely distracted and you're
Speaker 12: super focused on finishing school. And I just was a
Speaker 12: little bit nervous, to be quite honest.
Speaker 19: Oh oh sweetie, I'm so sorry. I feel real bad
Speaker 19: that you. I wish you'd come and talk to me
Speaker 19: about this before we got to it.
Speaker 12: I mean, I've I asked you about the text before,
Speaker 12: and I felt like you just kind of were annoyed
Speaker 12: and blew it off, you know, So, I mean I
Speaker 12: just didn't know what to think, honestly, because we just
Speaker 12: haven't had much time for each other, and you're, like
Speaker 12: I said, super focused on school, which is great, but
Speaker 12: I don't want you to be super focused on April.
Speaker 19: I'm sorry if I came across as annoyed when you
Speaker 19: were asking me about the text messages. It's embarrassing to admit,
Speaker 19: but I didn't want you to feel disappointed in me
Speaker 19: because I've been throwing behind in class recently, and you know,
Speaker 19: like you've been so supportive about me, you know, getting
Speaker 19: my assignments done and doing this, and you know how
Speaker 19: much I love spending time in the kitchen. I just
Speaker 19: really didn't want you to feel disappointed. So I've been Yeah,
Speaker 19: I've been talking to April. But you know, she's been
Speaker 19: kind of like a big sister to me because she's
Speaker 19: been helping me out with assignments and she's been sending
Speaker 19: me like recipes and stuff like that. And you know,
Speaker 19: as much as I'm getting done the class of my own,
Speaker 19: you know, she's been like a real lifeline.
Speaker 12: Right. Well, I couldn't be disappointed in you. I mean,
Speaker 12: I love you. But does April know that she's like
Speaker 12: a big sister I think? I mean, well, I mean
Speaker 12: that was gay so.
Speaker 19: Well okay, I mean, like like not to put her
Speaker 19: business out there, but like I'm pretty certain she has
Speaker 19: no interest in me.
Speaker 1: Gwynn thought that she was kind of flirty when she
Speaker 1: saw you guys hanging out.
Speaker 16: No, I mean like she you know, we've been we're close.
Speaker 19: But like when you're in the kitchen, like you try
Speaker 19: to have as much fun as you can. You know,
Speaker 19: even though it's kind of like an intense environment, you know,
Speaker 19: so like you will get playful, but like we never
Speaker 19: at least for me, there's never been anything there.
Speaker 1: Is John, your wife, he was really worried.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm like again, I feel bad though, because I
Speaker 19: don't want her to worry about me or with any woman.
Speaker 12: A good well, it sort of changes everything. Knowing you
Speaker 12: know that April's preferences not men, because you know, they
Speaker 12: just they flirt, but it's not real flirting. So that
Speaker 12: makes me feel so much better. You know, it's it's
Speaker 12: or what's the what's the time I'm looking for? It's
Speaker 12: just it's not dangerous flirting, platonic. Yeah, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 12: you know, just doubted you. But that's the text thing,
Speaker 12: you know, to like late at night and whatever, and
Speaker 12: you just get so distracted. It just bothered me.
Speaker 16: So no, like I said, I can.
Speaker 19: I'll be more than happy to show you the text messages,
Speaker 19: but they're all just recipes.
Speaker 17: You know.
Speaker 12: She's really been to help me carry through.
Speaker 1: Goodness.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I mean, if anyone's a danger in the house,
Speaker 19: it would more likely be you than me.
Speaker 1: Like she would be a danger because like the girl
Speaker 1: would come under her and I thought he was saying
Speaker 1: she would more likely to cheat. I was like, that's RD.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 6: It sounds like you guys are going to be just fine.
Speaker 1: I hope.
Speaker 12: So yeah, I'm sorry, honey. I love you again. I
Speaker 12: didn't mean to be you know, I didn't want to
Speaker 12: be that girl, but like, I love you and I'm jellous.
Speaker 16: So now yeah, I love you too.
Speaker 19: You know, like I was gonna when I thought there's
Speaker 19: some flowers, I was going to tell them to write
Speaker 19: that you're the spice of my life. And I mean that,
Speaker 19: you know, everything about you makes me a better person,
Speaker 19: make me cry.
Speaker 12: The Jewel shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1: Good morning? Can I take your order?
Speaker 8: Am I gonna tall a large black coffee?
Speaker 12: Large black coss?
Speaker 1: Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 1: I mean she means event. Yeah, the biggest funny venty.
Speaker 15: Is large is twenty, large is large. In fact, the
Speaker 15: call is long march and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 1: Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also
Speaker 1: the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
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Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on Victoria Amara's in a game
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Speaker 1: let's meet today's contest for you versus Victoria. Michelle. Hey, Michelle, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you doing good?
Speaker 16: How are you good?
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking? Do you have anything to say
Speaker 1: to Victoria before you player?
Speaker 12: I'm nervous, so I don't know how this will go.
Speaker 1: Victoria, would you like to say anything to Michelle? I
Speaker 1: feel more confident now, thank you? Okay, now pronounce you.
Speaker 1: You versus Victoria contestants. Victoria is going to leave the
Speaker 1: studio and here's how the game's played. Michelle thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know when, essay pass and Victoria has to beat you
Speaker 1: outright to wain. Okay, yes, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 19: Yes?
Speaker 1: If she's outside, the door is closed and your time starts.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: What is the name of the largest species of bear?
Speaker 10: There?
Speaker 6: What rock Star was Depth's inspiration for Jack Sparrow? What
Speaker 6: is the name of the largest species of shark? What
Speaker 6: is four pm on a twenty four hour clock.
Speaker 16: Zero zero?
Speaker 6: Who is the lead singer of the band twenty one pilots?
Speaker 6: What is the name of the largest species of deer.
Speaker 1: We'll bring Victoria back in the studio, and while she's
Speaker 1: getting her headphones on and stuff, Michelle, what's something you
Speaker 1: would like the world to know today.
Speaker 10: It's a beautiful day today, so it looks like it's
Speaker 10: going to rain later on this afternoon, so maybe bring
Speaker 10: an umbrella?
Speaker 1: Sweet thank you. She's also a weather woman. All right,
Speaker 1: Victoria is back in studio with their headphones on. Here
Speaker 1: we go thirty seconds. Victoria, answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, just pass and you have
Speaker 1: to beat Michelle outright to win. Okay, okay, Michelle, you
Speaker 1: can tell Victoria whin to go? What is the name
Speaker 1: of the largest species of bear, brown bear? What hul bear?
Speaker 1: Polar bear?
Speaker 6: Pl what rock star was depths inspiration for Jack Sparrow?
Speaker 6: I don't know the other past. What is the name
Speaker 6: of the largest species of shark? Great waite? What is
Speaker 6: four pm on a neglodon? Four hour claw?
Speaker 1: What was a question? What is four pm on a
Speaker 1: twenty four hour clock? Fourait?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Twelve, thirteen, fifteen, sixteen? Say? Wait, no, dang it? Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's sixteen, but your time is up. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know the question. Let's send it on over
Speaker 1: the scoreboard. Let's see how you guys did with our
Speaker 1: scoreboard producer Bredad Michelle got one correct, and so did Victoria.
Speaker 1: Now I got too, I did? You got one? I
Speaker 1: got two?
Speaker 10: Actually?
Speaker 1: What three? What are you talking? You'll find out in
Speaker 1: a second megludon polar bear and.
Speaker 5: Sixteen a mythical creature polar bear? And then sixteen what.
Speaker 1: What we didn't it's sixteen, olock. You'll find out. And also, Michelle, congratulations,
Speaker 1: technically you won because Victoria has to beat you outright
Speaker 1: to win. So you beat Victoria. Yeah, and you got
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get the answer now with Nina.
Speaker 6: Okay, So, the largest species of bear is the polar bear.
Speaker 6: Keith Richards is the rock star that inspired Johnny Depp's
Speaker 6: Jack Sparrow. The whale shark is the largest species of shark.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the Megalodon movie? I'm sorry, exists? Go
Speaker 1: to the bottle of the ocean. Tell me it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: I'm not to because I don't want to know for
Speaker 1: sure enough. There is a theory that it's real. And yeah,
Speaker 1: if you want to look at it this way, like
Speaker 1: fiction and things like they exist in our minds. So
Speaker 1: does it really exist? Because it was creative? Exist a lawyer,
Speaker 1: you could say.
Speaker 4: So many people.
Speaker 6: Four pm on a twenty four hour clock is sixteen
Speaker 6: hundred Brad, that's not there.
Speaker 1: I got that rough victory point.
Speaker 6: The lead singer of the band twenty one Pilots is
Speaker 6: Tyler Joseph.
Speaker 1: And the largest species of deer is a moose. A
Speaker 1: moose is a deer. Ask that question, is it? I'm
Speaker 1: that's a big deer. It is a big deer. I
Speaker 1: thought a moose was just a moose, Me too. I
Speaker 1: want to call a big deer and come, how about
Speaker 1: ran over Brad? We all learn stuff today style points.
Speaker 1: If you hired a moose to run over producer Brad
Speaker 1: because you're mad at him because of the questions or
Speaker 1: him not giving I'm max excat. He gets the point
Speaker 1: I should have. Do you want the point for sixteen hundred?
Speaker 5: Yes, man, say sixteen hundred next time the question gets
Speaker 5: asked to you.
Speaker 1: Sixteen is right. Just add the zeros by yourself, Brad.
Speaker 1: That's not my job. Your job is answer the question.
Speaker 3: No, you can just add the zeros are just obviously there,
Speaker 3: like it's it's it's obvious.
Speaker 1: You have work for it to be right. You have
Speaker 1: to say sixteen country, you have to say sixteen hundred.
Speaker 1: You're not helping right now. You are wrong this time, Victoria.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Also meg Don Israel so military and they said what
Speaker 1: time is it, Victoria sixteen?
Speaker 9: They'd be like, God, would can give me twenty That's
Speaker 9: what would happened.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're just not on a boat.
Speaker 5: As soon as people join the navy get an accent.
Speaker 5: I was picturing you in the armies. It was super
Speaker 5: confuted them.
Speaker 1: Today. We can do one, we could do all. Let's go.
Speaker 1: That's congratulations, Michelle, thank you for playing.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 16: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Alicia is on the phone today for our first Date
Speaker 1: follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jason.
Speaker 1: So in a little bit we're gonna call him and
Speaker 1: see if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
Speaker 1: get her another date. But first, Alicia, how long has
Speaker 1: it been since you heard from Jason?
Speaker 10: Hi, guys, it's been like like two weeks.
Speaker 1: Have you tried to reach out to him?
Speaker 12: I've tried like once or twice.
Speaker 10: Like I don't want to seem crazy or anything, but yeah,
Speaker 10: I've tried a little and just nothing in response.
Speaker 1: Well, why don't you tell us about the date and
Speaker 1: how you guys met.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so we met on him, you know, as most
Speaker 10: people do these days. I plodded, which hated for a
Speaker 10: good minute. Like it was back and forth for like
Speaker 10: a couple of weeks.
Speaker 12: Actually, he suggested we do like a.
Speaker 10: Traditional date to dinner, which we paid for.
Speaker 1: It was very nice.
Speaker 10: We didn't get drinks afterwards, we just sort of went
Speaker 10: our separate ways.
Speaker 12: So I don't know, I felt like it was really positive.
Speaker 10: We did tiss just a little bit, very small, very nice,
Speaker 10: and he texted to make sure I got home, which
Speaker 10: felt like a positive signe.
Speaker 12: And yeah, that was the last thing I.
Speaker 10: Heard from him.
Speaker 6: So what was going on during like the dinner, Like,
Speaker 6: what were you guys talking about? Did you feel like
Speaker 6: you guys were flirtatious, because I mean, to be honest,
Speaker 6: it sounds a little bit dry from you know, just
Speaker 6: that was that. I mean, maybe I mean for both
Speaker 6: of you, even not just him, you know.
Speaker 10: I mean I thought in the conversation, like I don't.
Speaker 12: Want to be again, I don't want to sound crazy,
Speaker 12: but I.
Speaker 10: Thought this guy was really perfect. He really checked all
Speaker 10: of my boxes and he was so he was so
Speaker 10: flirty over like the hinge messages and everything, And while
Speaker 10: we were texting, he was super flirty and I was
Speaker 10: really excited. So maybe that's why I'm sort of downplaying
Speaker 10: it now because I was a little It was just
Speaker 10: so sweet and I felt like the conversation was good.
Speaker 10: I mean, obviously now I'm replaying it and I have
Speaker 10: like a million like oh my god, what did I
Speaker 10: do wrong? But yeah, I'm just kind of shocked that
Speaker 10: he hasn't. I wonder if he felt.
Speaker 16: The same way.
Speaker 1: How did the kiss happen?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 1: It was sweet.
Speaker 10: He like walked me to my car and we were
Speaker 10: just having a nice little conversation about something completely unrelated,
Speaker 10: and then he was.
Speaker 12: Like, can I kiss you? Which also we love consent
Speaker 12: love that he asked, do yah?
Speaker 2: We do?
Speaker 10: Also also like a really like a green flag, Like
Speaker 10: I thought that was a really like mature, like grown.
Speaker 12: There kind of thing to do.
Speaker 10: So yeah, another positive little moment from the date.
Speaker 1: Okay, is there anything you can think of that like
Speaker 1: an awkward moment or something like that that could have happened?
Speaker 1: I mean, I.
Speaker 10: Don't, Like I said, my ego is just probably a
Speaker 10: little bit bruised by this. So I'm automatically looking at
Speaker 10: myself in the mirror being like, am I not cute
Speaker 10: enough for this guy? Or honestly, I'm like, did my
Speaker 10: breath think a little like did I eat something stinky
Speaker 10: at dinner? Because it was like it was like a
Speaker 10: quick kiss. It wasn't like prolonged and drawn out. So
Speaker 10: I thought, oh god, what if and I was stinky.
Speaker 12: For some reason?
Speaker 10: She could have been more passionate, probably, I don't know,
Speaker 10: or like we talked about work.
Speaker 12: That was a good thing.
Speaker 10: He's got like a really great stable job in finance,
Speaker 10: and I'm a server right now.
Speaker 12: I mean I do a lot of things, but I'm
Speaker 12: a server's sort of my main source of income.
Speaker 1: And I wonder if maybe that was.
Speaker 12: Off putting to him.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure did he say anything when he told
Speaker 1: him that. No, he wasn't like.
Speaker 10: Overt me, like judgmental or anything. I mean, I mostly
Speaker 10: consider myself a creative, like I have like a multi
Speaker 10: hyphen it, like I have a lot of things that
Speaker 10: I do, So it's you know, I think I saw
Speaker 10: myself pretty well in that regard, and hopefully he wasn't
Speaker 10: like off put by. He seemed like supportive of it.
Speaker 10: He was like, oh, that's great, like being like that
Speaker 10: was admirable for me to be, you know, juggling so
Speaker 10: many things at once. And then being a server.
Speaker 1: So I was off withoo by it.
Speaker 12: He didn't, he didn't really let all.
Speaker 6: You know, maybe it was more like intimidation than a
Speaker 6: negative thing, you know, maybe it's just like, Wow, she's
Speaker 6: creative and can do so many things.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm so linear and whatever. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he is. I don't really know what he does,
Speaker 1: but I don't know.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, I definitely ask him a lot of
Speaker 10: questions about it, Like I think, you know, whatever, everybody's
Speaker 10: job is interesting.
Speaker 12: I like here people are passionate about so. But then
Speaker 12: I'm also like, did I ask too many questions? You
Speaker 12: know what I like?
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm like, pol all right, well, let's
Speaker 1: see we can figure it out for you, so you
Speaker 1: can get out of your head on the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I get it though. We'll play a song come back,
Speaker 1: and then call him and see if it's us, why
Speaker 1: is ghosting you? And maybe get you another date? Okay, okay, guys, thanks,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll play a song, come back, get your
Speaker 1: first date, follow up next. Right in the middle of
Speaker 1: your first day follow up if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: Alicia is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
Speaker 1: a dude named Jason. So we're about to call him
Speaker 1: and see Ifa tell us why is ghostinger, and hopefully
Speaker 1: get her another date if she wants one. But first, Alicia,
Speaker 1: why don't you catch us up on your situation? Yeah?
Speaker 12: So I went out with this guy Jason. We met
Speaker 12: on Hinge. We talked for a little bit before.
Speaker 10: I haven't heard from him in two weeks and I
Speaker 10: am totally spiraling about it.
Speaker 12: We did kiss on the date, but.
Speaker 10: It was brief, and I wonder if my breath was
Speaker 10: stinky or if I wasn't knowing on the date recap.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 4: All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Hi, misspeak to Jason. Please. Yeah, this is hey Jason.
Speaker 4: How are you.
Speaker 1: My name is Jebel. I'm calling from a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 6: Hi, Jason, I'm Nina also on the show.
Speaker 1: Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 16: No, no, I know you guys. You Why are you
Speaker 16: calling me?
Speaker 1: Sweet? We're calling you because somebody emailed us about you. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I don't know if you know the segment we do,
Speaker 1: the first day follow up. That's where if you go
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody and then end up
Speaker 1: ghosting them. They can email us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and ask why you're ghosting. Okay, so is
Speaker 1: there anybody that you can think of that you're ghosting?
Speaker 16: I mean not really, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, you know, online dating, it's like you
Speaker 2: have like seven conversations going, you.
Speaker 16: Know, and it's like kind of hard to remember sometimes,
Speaker 16: like who.
Speaker 1: Is somebody who actually went on a date with?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean you know, it's so rare though, like you.
Speaker 2: Actually meet somebody on the apps that like it's actually
Speaker 2: worth going out with, and so I don't always like
Speaker 2: get out on a date.
Speaker 16: With somebody, so like, yeah, I haven't really been on
Speaker 16: a lot of dates through him. It's probably like one.
Speaker 12: Like lately that I can remember.
Speaker 16: Yeah, No, it was a it was Alisha.
Speaker 1: Ye got it correct? That is it. That's who emailed us.
Speaker 1: She wantn't know why your ghostinger? She says, she tried
Speaker 1: to reach out to you a few times.
Speaker 12: Uh, yeah, I mean I don't know.
Speaker 2: You know, like sometimes people are like really really good,
Speaker 2: like communicating in one style and then not so good
Speaker 2: and another one, you know, like all right, she's kind
Speaker 2: of a chat queen you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean, Queen.
Speaker 1: She's great, like great.
Speaker 2: At chatting on that app right, and like the converse
Speaker 2: station was super flirty and like, you know, like we're
Speaker 2: both like you know, never like leading each other on red.
Speaker 2: Like there was a lot of just quick, quick back
Speaker 2: and forth and it was going really good. And I
Speaker 2: don't know, like I mean, I feel like the maybe
Speaker 2: that set things up a little like the bar a
Speaker 2: little bit too high because then like when we got
Speaker 2: in person, it wasn't as fun. But I mean, and
Speaker 2: that was okay, but like the real deal breaker was
Speaker 2: like she says she wanted a.
Speaker 16: Baby, and I am like so not ready for that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we're sitting across from each other in the boots
Speaker 2: in the restaurant and she points over my shoulder and
Speaker 2: she goes, I want one of those so bad, And
Speaker 2: I turn over my shoulder and there is this like
Speaker 2: mom with like a toddler, like you know, she's like,
Speaker 2: you know when it stays, and I'm just like.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like that's a little bit much
Speaker 1: on a first day. I think it's actually like I
Speaker 1: want one of those so bad. Point in me right now.
Speaker 6: Not saying to one in me right now, But I
Speaker 6: think it is important to have that conversation early on
Speaker 6: a date because that way you save each other time.
Speaker 6: If you're a hard no and she's a hard yes,
Speaker 6: Like why you even bother having a second date?
Speaker 1: This this ghosting makes sense then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like I was totally going to take
Speaker 2: her back to my place, so like after like that happened,
Speaker 2: like I don't want to risk becoming a father right now, so.
Speaker 12: Like that was great.
Speaker 10: Okay, Sorry, Hi Jason, Hi, I need to plarify something.
Speaker 1: Alicia is on the phone listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. If you haven't figured that out.
Speaker 16: Yet, yeah, of course you okay.
Speaker 10: Okay, Hi, Hello, I hope you're doing well. You Oh
Speaker 10: my gosh, I what are you talking about? I definitely
Speaker 10: do not want a baby. I did not mention that
Speaker 10: I wanted.
Speaker 12: A baby on the state right are you?
Speaker 16: I'm like crazy?
Speaker 12: You?
Speaker 2: You pointed over my shoulders, said I want one of
Speaker 2: those so bad, And there was like a mom with
Speaker 2: her toddler sitting right in mine and said.
Speaker 10: No, I was pointing at the drink on somebody's table.
Speaker 10: I don't want a baby.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be weird if you did. But okay, are
Speaker 1: you serious.
Speaker 2: It wasn't It wasn't the mom and the cooing baby
Speaker 2: behind us.
Speaker 12: No, it was the.
Speaker 10: Drinks that was at the chief from Europe.
Speaker 12: I'm so embarrassed that you thought I was talking about
Speaker 12: that on a first date.
Speaker 2: I mean I turned around and all I saw was
Speaker 2: mom and baby and like my like my stomach drop and.
Speaker 16: Then you're kidding me, right, it was like a cocktail.
Speaker 6: Be sure you don't want a baby, because you know,
Speaker 6: you see what you want to see and say what
Speaker 6: you want to say.
Speaker 10: Oh man, I definitely maybe was a little quiet on
Speaker 10: the first day. Sometimes I get nervous on first dates,
Speaker 10: but I definitely would not have pointed at a child
Speaker 10: and said I want a baby.
Speaker 16: I'm okay.
Speaker 1: Well good now that we got that figured out, Jason,
Speaker 1: would you like another date with Alicia? Will pay for it?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean like everything was pretty solid until that moment,
Speaker 2: and now that I know that, I.
Speaker 16: Completely exist that one. Yeah, yeah, that sounds great.
Speaker 2: God I am.
Speaker 12: I am so sorry I didn't.
Speaker 16: Ask from what you were talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're down, I would love to take you
Speaker 2: out again.
Speaker 10: That that is completely okay, and I would love to
Speaker 10: go out with you again.
Speaker 1: Thanks for thanks.
Speaker 12: For the second chance. And to be fair, I think.
Speaker 10: You also mentioned something about taking me home that night
Speaker 10: because I was listening to everything you.
Speaker 12: Said, So maybe you can make.
Speaker 2: Now that I know where you stand on babies.
Speaker 1: Jules first date follow up. I'm secretly recording, Gabby, I'm
Speaker 1: going to go get here. Oh my god, that's a
Speaker 1: mom who set up a camera a secret in your court,
Speaker 1: her daughter doing something cute, but then ended up slipping
Speaker 1: over some of the toys that you had heard them
Speaker 1: and falling down. Speaking of train Rex, what's going on
Speaker 1: with this show? You'll find out who We check in
Speaker 1: with the Jubil Show right after this. It's a Jeble
Speaker 1: show again. Your heart is true.
Speaker 18: Your fellon comf it down.
Speaker 1: If you do.
Speaker 18: Invited everyone just a little, the biggest gift would be
Speaker 18: from me, and the car detached would say thank you.
Speaker 1: Be Every iconic show as their wacky cast of characters,
Speaker 1: and the Jewbil Show is no different. Why it's the
Speaker 1: Jewbel Show with your drunk nd Nina Hi. And then
Speaker 1: there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi and who could
Speaker 1: forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door and
Speaker 1: pops by every once in a while to sell us
Speaker 1: magazine subscriptions so that she can send her parrot the
Speaker 1: French language school. Social media producer Gabby Hey. And then
Speaker 1: there's our producer Brad, he's a dad. Hey there, Tiger,
Speaker 1: And then me, I'm Jewbil and this is the Jewbil
Speaker 1: Show and this is the time of week, or we'll
Speaker 1: find out what's going on in our lives. Son, you
Speaker 1: know what's up with you this week?
Speaker 6: I got stuck in the car for forty five minutes traffic. No,
Speaker 6: I was shopping, So I know this is no endorsement whatsoever.
Speaker 6: This is something I need to talk through. So you
Speaker 6: know the store Timo, you know, it's like, yeah, highly
Speaker 6: tem it's highly reduced, has tons of really cute stuff.
Speaker 6: It almost feels like it's too good to be true.
Speaker 6: And I was always kind of worried about shopping there
Speaker 6: because people always told me it was a sk there's
Speaker 6: something that wasn't right. Yeah, But I got got on
Speaker 6: Instagram and I was like, you know, I should just
Speaker 6: really check this out because I was a really cute
Speaker 6: skirt for a good price. And you know, when you
Speaker 6: go on to a site and you can spin a
Speaker 6: wheel and like get some type of dis hat on. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I got one hundred percent off.
Speaker 3: Nina, Why did you not saw me anything that's I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, hold on, is this too good to
Speaker 3: be true?
Speaker 6: I get four free items? Okay, So I picked more
Speaker 6: four items and it's like you get to spin again.
Speaker 1: I got one hundred percent off again. Wow, like sounds
Speaker 1: not like a marketing thing. I'm like, am I luckier?
Speaker 1: Is this reels? So I picked a couple more things.
Speaker 6: So by the end of it all and a bunch
Speaker 6: of spinning and cupons, I spent about sixty dollars but
Speaker 6: I got like fifteen things, so it's coming.
Speaker 1: I spent I bought it. We did this, so we're
Speaker 1: about to find out if it's legit.
Speaker 6: But there is somebody here in the office that always
Speaker 6: comes in with cute outfits and she's like tamu.
Speaker 1: So it's like, okay, I did the one time. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was seen or not, but it
Speaker 1: was something like that and it said one hundred percent off,
Speaker 1: and I was like yeah, right, and then I just
Speaker 1: closed the thing because I, according to this, it was real.
Speaker 6: They got me to spend money eventually, but it started
Speaker 6: off with a whole bunch of free stuff. I'll let
Speaker 6: you know how it goes, but right now I'm feeling
Speaker 6: pretty smart.
Speaker 1: I come in and gonna be like closed for a
Speaker 1: Barbie hole, Victoria was up with you this week? Not
Speaker 1: a whole lot. You know, I'm a little stressed.
Speaker 3: My little brother comes tomorrow, which I'm really excited about
Speaker 3: because he's bringing his girlfriend and I never met his
Speaker 3: girlfriend before, but my first yes, oh that's new. But
Speaker 3: my apartment's a mess. I haven't done my laundry. I
Speaker 3: haven't even bought new sheets for like just sheets for
Speaker 3: the air mattress.
Speaker 1: And then I realized I was almost late today.
Speaker 3: I had me in my bed, but then I take
Speaker 3: my sheets off my bed so I can wash my sheets.
Speaker 6: Also, I just have a lot of stuff to do. Okay,
Speaker 6: but what are the plans though? So you're gonna be
Speaker 6: with your brother his new girlfriend. Do you like grill her?
Speaker 6: Like are you sister? Or are you or you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 6: let's be a best friend.
Speaker 1: No, I mean she's younger, so I don't want to
Speaker 1: like grill her.
Speaker 3: My little brother's younger, but he's never been like this
Speaker 3: like love it up before, like with the girl, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's so cute. But now I'm also like, so, what
Speaker 3: are your intentions with my brother?
Speaker 1: Great question, but like what if they do it on
Speaker 1: the air? Match? You live in a studios in one bedroom,
Speaker 1: but it's your Yeah, you guys, that is a very
Speaker 1: valid question. How dare my brother won't do that on
Speaker 1: the air while I'm in ball? Tell her the truth? Yeah,
Speaker 1: while you're at work, there's gonna be all kinds of
Speaker 1: stuff going on in your apartment. You might want to
Speaker 1: call a hazmat crew. Out of side, out of mind.
Speaker 1: That's gross. Get yourself a black light, that's I love.
Speaker 1: Would you say that is your little brother? I don't
Speaker 1: know why you would do that in your apartment. It's
Speaker 1: just like weird.
Speaker 17: You know.
Speaker 1: Someone you this week?
Speaker 21: I can't realization lately, and I just don't know how
Speaker 21: I feel about it.
Speaker 1: So I made super.
Speaker 21: Recently where I thought this was going to stay with me. Okay,
Speaker 21: I made super recently. It was like a vegetable butternut
Speaker 21: squash soup. You roast all the vegetables and then you
Speaker 21: blend it and it's all creamy and yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 21: sitting there eating it, and I was thinking, it's a smoothie,
Speaker 21: Like it's essentially a vegetable smoothie.
Speaker 1: Girl mark are a smooth.
Speaker 21: Because you just roast the vegetables and you blend it
Speaker 21: and smoothieuper not Smoothie's smoothie with onions.
Speaker 1: It's like there's a top of sandwich. Question. Is super smoothie?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not?
Speaker 21: What You could put it in a cup and eat
Speaker 21: it with a straw like a smoothie.
Speaker 1: You literally could, yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't eat like a chicken little soup like
Speaker 3: a smoothie.
Speaker 1: But it is a smoothie. How if you blend it up,
Speaker 1: it's a smoothie.
Speaker 21: If it's a blended soup, it's a smoothie like Tornado soup.
Speaker 21: Like that, I would say, I would say, yes, interesting,
Speaker 21: you made to say that it's a smoothie. But I
Speaker 21: was in here eating it with a spoon, and I
Speaker 21: was thinking how disgusting it was because I was picturing
Speaker 21: eating it with a stop eating it.
Speaker 1: For me ruined it for me. I how to do
Speaker 1: it anymore? So if you have soup today, think of
Speaker 1: it as a smoothie and see how it goes. From
Speaker 1: the place. I think it's fine.
Speaker 21: It tastes the same, but I think the manner of
Speaker 21: eating it is important producing bread.
Speaker 1: What's up with you this week?
Speaker 5: Well, my daughter introduced me to a new monster, which
Speaker 5: I think is pretty cool.
Speaker 1: It's got five legs. She drew. She draws a lot,
Speaker 1: and she introduced me to a monster. It's got five legs.
Speaker 1: It's cute. Yeah, you make it up. What is it called?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: She didn't give it. It was probably like something like Gary.
Speaker 5: You know that she always names these crazy monster or something.
Speaker 5: But it's great because his pants fit like a glove.
Speaker 1: Oh seriously, we got five? Wow, that got it. You
Speaker 1: are very welcome. All right, Gubell. What's going on with you?
Speaker 1: I'm dropping a new song this Friday. Yo, it's talking
Speaker 1: about that. It's called Yah. It comes out this Friday.
Speaker 1: You can get anywhere you get music. As my third
Speaker 1: song that I've put out, so go check out my
Speaker 1: other ones as well. Slaps Yeah. This is a It
Speaker 1: is a banger. It comes out this Friday. It's called Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here's a clip of it.
Speaker 17: Look at the shoes you look.
Speaker 1: At the Branston mash.
Speaker 4: Look at the shoes. Look at the mash.
Speaker 1: You look at the Branst Mash. You look at that
Speaker 1: rope and velvet. Don't get back and watch your hair
Speaker 1: kind This comes out on Friday. Anywhere you get music,
Speaker 1: follow the follow my Spotify page, you know, so you
Speaker 1: get very Yeah, guy, hear the opert lie up?
Speaker 4: I don't know, very smile what a stiry thing? No,
Speaker 4: he dropping?
Speaker 1: Wow when I make U thing like if.
Speaker 10: You're feeling good, let me here today y'all.
Speaker 1: By the way, this guy like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: look at that Friday.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited about it. And that's it. Oh and
Speaker 1: tonight we will be good at the Muckle Shoot.
Speaker 6: Yes, we will be at the Muckleshoe Casino a galaxy then,
Speaker 6: which is inside of Muckle Shoot, because we're doing a
Speaker 6: Jubile show live, so you'll be able to hear that
Speaker 6: song and it's entirely right.
Speaker 5: All there tonight too. So yeah, all that and then
Speaker 5: your two other songs as well. Gonna do a whole
Speaker 5: thing there and trip to Jamaica for grabs, yes as well.
Speaker 1: So make sure you come out tonight at the Muckle
Speaker 1: Shoot Casino Resort.
Speaker 6: Yeah inside, Yeah, we're getting better.
Speaker 1: I'm good with information. It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you about email apnea because have you ever
Speaker 6: experienced it? Now, if you're not familiar apnea, you probably
Speaker 6: have heard of sleep apnea. But it's when you are
Speaker 6: involuntarily or when you involuntarily stop breathing. So email apnea
Speaker 6: is something that people are experiencing more and more often.
Speaker 1: There's also TikTok apna.
Speaker 6: There's also Instagram apnea, and that is when you open
Speaker 6: up your email or your social media and you're overwhelmed by.
Speaker 1: All the things that you see.
Speaker 6: You hold your breath, so like as you're going through
Speaker 6: all these emails, you just kind.
Speaker 1: Of like, yep, yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean there are days where I'll pop open my
Speaker 5: phone and you know, you do this swipe up and
Speaker 5: you open your phone. Maybe it doesn't read your face,
Speaker 5: so you got to plug in the code, right, And
Speaker 5: then you see that and you look at those apps,
Speaker 5: and my homepage is full of apps like email and
Speaker 5: all this other stuff that is work related, and sometimes
Speaker 5: I'll go, I just lock it, I just lock it.
Speaker 1: Didn't take your email. Then take a deep breath.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I take deep breath because I wasn't ready to
Speaker 5: be in work mode, but there that email is two
Speaker 5: and seventy two.
Speaker 6: That's not funny if you're hearing me, appre just hearing you.
Speaker 6: But actually eighty percent of people do this, So if
Speaker 6: you've never caught yourself holding your breath, you're gonna notice now.
Speaker 1: I think I do that a lot when I'm doing things.
Speaker 1: I notice it, you know, like if I'm concentrating on something,
Speaker 1: I'm like, shoot, I'm holding my breath. I haven't taken
Speaker 1: a breath in a lot of time, so crazy to
Speaker 1: do that, right, Yeah, it is, guys. I don't know
Speaker 1: why all are out here acting like you're going scuba diving,
Speaker 1: but like it's great, a nice deep breath. Look at
Speaker 1: your email, got no new ones? Okay, click out of it.
Speaker 6: Wait and Victoria's going to come in later and she's
Speaker 6: gonna be like, hey, you guys, remember what we were
Speaker 6: talking about, like email, Appna, I held my breath for
Speaker 6: twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: Literally, Kelly, I have eighty four thousand unopened emails.
Speaker 1: It's fine. Do you want to talk about your unopen
Speaker 1: text messages? Okay?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 1: Okay, this wasn't supposed to be a roast you moment. I
Speaker 1: don't understand how that happens.
Speaker 6: But anyway, your next car might also be your next wallet.
Speaker 6: So there's a new technology that people are experimenting with,
Speaker 6: and that is making your car a way to pay
Speaker 6: for things digitally, like your Apple wallet, but in your
Speaker 6: car exactly. So like when you go over bridges or
Speaker 6: anything that has tolls, you don't need like a good
Speaker 6: to go pass or something like that. You just let
Speaker 6: your car drive through and it pays for it. You're
Speaker 6: gonna go get gas, your car is already gonna pay
Speaker 6: for it. And well, you have to opt into it.
Speaker 6: But it's a new technology that they're playing with, and
Speaker 6: almost and fifty five percent of people, after being pulled
Speaker 6: on this, are super into it.
Speaker 1: So if I stop at a convenience store and I
Speaker 1: forgot my wallet, can I just try my car through,
Speaker 1: I can tap the thing with my car maybe, I
Speaker 1: mean maybe, I mean I had a new idea. I
Speaker 1: had my idea similar to that.
Speaker 5: I was like, what if we now have drive through
Speaker 5: I mean, these exist, but drive through convenience stores where
Speaker 5: you don't get your wallet out, you just go, hey,
Speaker 5: I'll take the salt and vinegar chips please, and they
Speaker 5: just toss them out and your car already paid for
Speaker 5: it that they.
Speaker 1: Do have that, But that's actually a good no, no
Speaker 1: money exchanged. Oh it could be like that too with
Speaker 1: like drive through any yeah, like Starbucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you accidentally drive through, what if the
Speaker 3: guy behind you rack up like a fifty dollars bill.
Speaker 3: But it's like your car, it got caught first.
Speaker 1: And so I had to hang for that. There's also
Speaker 1: that's my point. They got to work out some kinks.
Speaker 5: My worst nightmare is getting caught in a drive through,
Speaker 5: which has happened to me a number of times. And
Speaker 5: I get because I make a wrong turn. Now I'm
Speaker 5: gonna drive through, and I'm like, I gotta back up.
Speaker 4: Somebody else is hungry.
Speaker 1: No, that's enough to inch along and you got to
Speaker 1: drive up. Sorry I didn't mean yeah exactly that happened.
Speaker 1: And then you got up to the window and you're
Speaker 1: like sorry again. Yeah, Like what can I get you?
Speaker 4: Nothing?
Speaker 1: I just need to go through because I do you
Speaker 1: mean to pull in airs?
Speaker 4: You were a street?
Speaker 6: That's great question anyway, that's what's trending. Something to think about.
Speaker 12: Doubles, Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: Sweet?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 20: Ever since I was a kid, I have always male things?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: Why smelled things?
Speaker 20: I will?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, like what kind of stuff?
Speaker 20: When you clean your ears? I smell it when I'm
Speaker 20: in the bathroom singing, popping bop, smell it. The weirdest
Speaker 20: thing I know, even if I know it's gonna be
Speaker 20: so gross.
Speaker 1: What's the last thing you smelled?
Speaker 19: I don't.
Speaker 20: Probably a scab, yeah, just random things.
Speaker 1: And how would you describe the fragrance of that?
Speaker 13: Will?
Speaker 12: Was pretty bland?
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 12: I do?
Speaker 1: Hey, what is it?
Speaker 13: So? A couple of months ago, I moved out of
Speaker 13: the apartment complex that I was living in, and now
Speaker 13: I'm trying to be all, like, you know, financially intelligent
Speaker 13: living in my.
Speaker 12: New place, and I don't want.
Speaker 13: To pay for a gym membership, so I thought, why
Speaker 13: not just go to the gorgeous gym that my old.
Speaker 12: Apartment complex has. There's no gay code, so I just
Speaker 12: show up there like four or five times a week.
Speaker 1: Then my mornings there, it's like I never lost you.
Speaker 1: I still get in and go. You that's funny.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 12: Like I'm like, wait, I'm surprised more people aren't doing this,
Speaker 12: but I'm.
Speaker 13: Saving like twenty to eighty dollars a month and I'm
Speaker 13: so happy.
Speaker 1: With You can save money on your water bill if
Speaker 1: you still have the kid your old apartment too, shower
Speaker 1: and thereafter shower party at my old apartment. Thank you
Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 16: Oh you are so welcome.
Speaker 12: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bye bye. What's your dirty little secret