WEBVTT - The Queen Returns 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.000 All right, this is the last episode. Then I can 0:00:02.000 --> 0:00:03.480 go see if I got a ticket and or if 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:05.160 my car was towed. But people don't even know what 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:06.920 you're talking about, because well this is a week and 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:07.520 a half later. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:07.720 Man. 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:10.319 Yeah, because Scott makes this record three episodes at a time. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:12.799 So this is the same episode that my armpits were 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:16.439 sweaty in last episode where Scott's created new jingles. He 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:19.160 doesn't want you to know any of this, but I. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.840 Like to have a little bit of a cushion, so 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:22.640 I'm not like stressed out that we don't have it. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:25.959 I'm fine with that. Today's Monday, Yeah, welcome. Is it 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:26.960 a holiday of some sort? 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:27.200 No? 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:31.440 Yeah, it's the UN International Day of Peace, says my calendar. 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:34.479 Did you know that Cool and Fall starts tomorrow? 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:39.240 Oh that's exciting. What are you looking up? And jingle? 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:54.880 The two bars. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:04.640 Caught you. You're on your phone. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:06.679 You're right, I am, because that jingle goes on for 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:07.800 like another minute. 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:09.520 But don't you remember listeners said that they want to 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:10.240 hear the jingles. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:12.240 Okay, so then go back to playing the jingle instead 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:13.920 of calling me out for using my phone. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:17.600 So Fall starts tomorrow. The supermarket is full of fall 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:20.759 cereals Pumpkin spice everywhere, and we've done most of them. 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.320 They just bring them back every year. People have sent 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:26.360 me the box of pumpkin spice cheerios. Yes, they changed 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:28.600 the box. The box is now orange, but it's the 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:31.480 same cereal, So are not doing it again. Yeah, the 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:33.280 Pumpkin Spice special carries back. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:34.759 New taste because then we would try. 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:37.480 To write well, speaking of back to chuck off just 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:39.960 for one second, all right. We did that new and 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:43.040 Improved episode a couple of weeks ago because you know, 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:46.800 classic cereals now have banners like more this and extra 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.800 that and new and improved, and so we thought that 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.600 we had to do them because they're slightly different. I'm 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.280 not doing that anymore, okay, because everyone and their mother 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:57.960 now is changing their cereal. I was just in the 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:02.280 supermarket yesterday and I saw that foot loop with marshmallows 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:06.720 says now with more marshmallows, huh, you know, and honey 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:10.600 smack says, now with more golden honey. Does that mean 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:12.919 the taste has changed? Yeah? Do we need to re 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:13.560 review them? 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:14.000 Yeah? 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.120 I don't know. And then our cereal life. I follow 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:20.480 them on Instagram or we follow them. Sorry, Andrew and 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:24.320 Golden Grams is back at it says retro recipe honey 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.520 is back? When wasn't there honey in it? 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.640 Yeah? I don't know, so I don't do we have 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:31.480 to try that because it's an old recipe. I am 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:32.440 calling this shot now. 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.440 So should we just completely delete the new and improved 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.440 episode because we did? You know, and we also did 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:39.400 the cookie Crisp with thirty percent more chips. 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:43.400 That was just a demo episode. Maybe the revis cereals 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:45.360 we're gonna get their own spinoff. It got canceled. 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:47.840 Yeah, so we're not gonna do that anymore. Well, fine, 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:48.800 So back to Fall. 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.359 I love Fall. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:54.840 It's my favorite because you love like a sweaters Nutmeggi 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:56.480 spice cinnamon stick. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:59.880 Sweaters are my life. I love fireplaces. I just want to, 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.560 oh just like sit next to a fireplace with like 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:05.799 a warm cup of like nice tea that's cinnamony. 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:07.000 I like hot cider. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:09.280 Oh my god, I love cider. You used to get 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:09.799 that all the time. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:11.880 I love when Duncan and Starbucks do the hot sider 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:16.080 although it's not even hot cider. They literally take some 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:20.200 Motts or off brand Tree top apple juices. They and 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:23.760 they heat it up. That's all they do. Yeah, although 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.320 Starbucks used to put a little bit of caramel or 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.200 caramel or whatever you like to say, drizzle in it, 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:30.440 but I always say no because that makes it too sweet. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:34.920 The Duncan one, I vividly remember looking at the calories, 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:35.520 but the. 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.760 Calorie was bad. Dude, if you enjoy something just eating drink, 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:40.920 it's just you would look like fat. We are, dude, 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:42.800 We eat things. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.960 Yeah, no, but you would get like that every day 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:46.200 of the. 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.840 Week, and no, only when someone else was paying. 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:49.280 Yeah. 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:51.520 Yeah, then go down to the cereal sack for the 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:53.960 fall cereal. You're gonna be very excited about. 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:55.360 Andrew nut meg cereal crunch. 0:03:55.560 --> 0:04:01.560 Guess who makes it, Cashi. She's our old friend Barbara. Yeah, yes, Barbara, 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:04.360 and it's a fall Barber cereal. Okay, I saw this 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:06.360 while we were away at the Cape. It was a 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.840 whole display of it, and they were actually selling because 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:11.000 the first day I went there, the display was full 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:12.520 and when I said, you know what, I gotta go 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:14.360 back and pick this up, there were only like ten 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.800 boxes left. Okay, so let me go down and grab 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:18.240 the tenth box that I bought. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:21.440 Oh, I absolutely love fall. I'm so happy. And then 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:23.479 my air conditioning that doesn't work in my apartment. 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:23.800 Huh. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:25.320 I don't need to worry about it. I could just 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.279 sleep my windows open and a cool breeze comes in. 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:28.560 Oh my god, I love the fall. 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.400 Well, this will destroy all your hopes and dreams. 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:37.600 Puffins, Oh, puffins. 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:38.880 Pumpkin puffins from Barbara. 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.520 Can you just pour it like in the trash because 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:42.920 that's where it's going. 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:44.920 Should I just get the cereal incinerator? Ready? Yes? 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:47.080 Hold on, let me just all you actually have one 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:47.839 thing that I made? 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:49.080 No, you didn't make it. 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:52.120 I found it, yeah, but I wanted the cereal incinerator. 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:54.039 I hold on, I'm going to do a control f 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:55.320 as you millennial say. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:58.680 It's not a millennial thing. Literally, it's been coded into 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.000 computers since like computers worthy thing. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:05.960 Really, yes, I think that would be under bits. Oh, 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:07.039 there's so many things. 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:08.480 Who's eating easy Mac? 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:09.279 Huh? 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:10.640 Who's eating easy Mac? 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:12.640 I'll bring it home for my kids. Oh, it's in 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:16.719 the pandemic snackstash, so yeah, cool. I can't find it, Andrew, 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.440 I don't remember what it was called. So hopefully it's 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:22.360 good and we won't need the cereal incinerator. Yeah yeah, 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.200 look it's not Oh there it is. Yeah yeah, okay, 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:27.560 so there's the incinerator. I'm just having it on standby, 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:31.880 all right. So yeah, look how happy the little puffin 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:32.440 is though. 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:33.880 If it only knew how disgusting it was. 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:35.719 Right, he's holding a pumpkin. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.120 Have we even done a cereal about this episode? 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:40.400 It could be a she as well. 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:42.599 Have we done this a cereal yet? Is this the 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:43.599 first cereal we're doing? 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:45.560 This is the first cereal we're doing. Oh well, why 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.400 you still have the dog treat stuck in your teeth? 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.960 I do so really quick. Let's do a puffin tail, okay, 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:51.320 because I know that you love these? 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:53.960 Why do you do this to me? I'm going to 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.520 get my car towed and I'm going to expense it 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:56.920 to you. 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:00.279 That's why I'll prolonging this episode. I real quick, let's 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:00.800 just fill in the book. 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:03.000 I hate puffin really quick. 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:03.720 I hate it. 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:04.400 I hate it. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.000 It's gonna make the cereal better. It does give me 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:08.520 a silly name. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:10.080 Silly name. 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:11.640 You just do it. 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:15.480 This is Scotti's filler tails. What was that that the 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.360 bit that you made for yourself fart head. 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:26.359 Okay adjective where are you going? Giant color blue and 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:33.320 another color purple? Okay? Action eat type of food cereal 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:41.479 adjective delicious, action, jump adjective cute. Okay, a puffin tail 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.039 comes it down. I'm gonna read you my puffin tail 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.720 comes to I know you're exploring the cereal museum back there, 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:46.599 but comes it down. 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:48.640 I was gonna start throwing away boxes because you have 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:49.120 too many. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.120 No, you're not. It says made with real pumpkin. Pumpkin 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.400 does not have any flavor. It's the nutmeg and stuff 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.520 that they put in that makes it pumpkin spice. But anyway, 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:58.920 here's the pumpkin tail. Puffins are sometimes called fart head. 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:03.240 Their beaks are giant, and their bodies are mostly blue 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.719 and purple. They like to eat in the ocean and 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:10.239 eat cereal. They're not very delicious, but they can jump 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.200 really fast. I think puffins are so cute. I didn't 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:15.960 like that one all that just for that nice job. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:19.320 Did you know that this box helps save trees? Barbara 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:22.320 proudly uses one recycled materials for their cartons. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:22.679 Cool. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.120 Okay, you ready for this? 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.200 Yeah, this is not gonna be good. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:27.960 Now I just cut my finger on the glue. 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.600 I'm gonna throw away my cups from the last episode. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:32.560 You should just throw away your cup from this episode 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.440 before you even fill it. Oh, they're big. You forgot 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:35.800 how big? 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:39.000 Puff push you pull like a magnet. 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:39.360 Two? 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:44.920 It just okay, it just smells nutmegidy, Please stop. 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:49.000 Last night you in my room a bit sheet, smell 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:52.240 like you, and everything is saving inks, even brand new. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.560 I'm in love with your body. I can't really even 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.240 cut that out because it's like over other Oh you 0:07:57.240 --> 0:08:00.680 have your spoonston yep. Ready, here we go, the disappointment 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:04.200 of all the puffin cereals we've had. 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:07.800 Yeah, this is the best yep, which isn't saying much. No, 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.320 but is it incinerator worthy? The answer is no. 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:14.320 I'm not a big fan of that fall flavor. I 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.520 don't really like it. But this is not awful. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.840 No, I enjoy it. It's fluffy and airy. 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:24.000 Want to take it home? No, cornmeal, whole grain, brown 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:27.239 rice cane, sugar, whole grain notes. Wow, what is this word? 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.440 I've never seen this word before. It's obviously some sort 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:36.719 of sugar fruck tullijosacarides. Okay, I've never seen that in 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:42.080 my life me either unsulfured molasses, oat hull, fiber, calcium carbonate, pumpkin, 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:46.480 sea salt, natural flavor, cinnamon, vitamin C iron, blah blah blah. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:49.200 The weird word sounds like something like that would be 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:54.280 a town in like Wisconsin. Maru Tuly just sassides. 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:57.240 Yeah, and it's got to be something natural because it's 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:58.920 in barbarous cereal. But I've just never heard of it. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.200 I gave it two bowls and I'm gonna do the same. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:02.079 Not terrible. 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:04.000 Yeah, I was expecting way worse. 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:05.640 It's a nice fall flavor. 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.839 Yeah. I have to say it reminds me of playing 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:12.040 in a pumpkin patch. Now what, I don't know. It's 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:12.880 just fall, all. 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:16.280 Right, Charlie Brown. Yeah, Oh, Linus, Linus was the one 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.640 that always went to the pumpkin patch. Nobody believed them. 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:21.640 Yeah. My family calls me Linus because I always walk 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:22.920 around with blankets. 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:23.880 And you hide in the pumpkin patch waiting for the 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:27.719 great pumpkin. Yeah, every double rise above on every night. Now, 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:29.560 this is a lie right here. It says, try our 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.800 other yummy puffin cereals. There's nothing yummy about any of 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.120 the other ones, multi grain, honey rice, berry burst. We 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.080 haven't had berry burst. Maybe that's coming soon. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:39.079 Oh god, please, no, all right, let's. 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:40.400 Move on to number two. 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:43.440 Yay, what number two? 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:47.560 Okay, this should have been number two. Huh what poop? 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:48.920 Yeah, but we didn't hate it. 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:50.760 Oh that's true. Maybe we'll hate the next one. 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:55.080 Okay, get that incinerator, it's still burning. That crack was 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:56.520 really out that time. 0:09:56.720 --> 0:10:00.119 Let's hang out with mom once again. Oh no, why 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:02.880 did we like Mom? We didn't like the last one, 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:06.199 but we surprisingly liked a couple of moms ago. Yeah, 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:08.240 so you told me we haven't done this one. I 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.200 thought we might have, but maybe you know, since you're 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:14.199 the list king. Now this is Mom's best crispy cocoa rice. 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:18.600 They appear to be, or they want to be, cocoa pebbles. Yeah, 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:20.880 that's what they look like. Yeah, not sure how they're 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:23.760 gonna taste. Why what's the matter? 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.320 I hiccuped because I've eight eight cereals in a row. 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:31.120 I like the fact that there are minimal ingredients in here. 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:35.880 That's very nice. Rice, sugar, cocoa, canola oil, salt, caramel, color, 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.560 natural flavor, and rosemary extract. 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.360 Are you ever going to get rid of some of these? 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:42.640 Now? Do you go to the Modern Museum of Art 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.920 and say, you know, this painting's been here for a 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:48.160 long time. I don't like it. Get rid of it? No? 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:50.319 I mean, but do you do know that medium dust 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:53.000 on it? They do put things on loan and so 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:55.000 like things go back and exhibits change. 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:56.760 I'd be happy to loan out some cereals. 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:59.480 So I think exhibits should change and we should clear 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:00.240 it out a little bit. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.679 Wow, this smells just like Coco pebbles. Who is that? 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:05.600 There's a person here that shouldn't be here. 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:06.920 That's a cleaning lady. 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.840 No, George. George is the guy that comes here. 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:11.080 No, that's the other one. 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:12.240 I don't know about that. 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:13.199 Yeah. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.319 Oh, you know, we haven't done yet in the last 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:16.640 couple of episodes, and I said I was gonna do 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:18.640 in every episode. I was going to pick a stale 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:25.880 cereal for you to try. So no, okay, since we're 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:29.880 talking about chocolate, let's revisit her. She kisses cereal. I 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.200 didn't like it. I just have to break up the 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:34.800 lump that's in there. Why put your hand out, Andrew, 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:40.480 go ahead, come on, don't throw it out. It's messed up. 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.400 Bro, you gave me a full handful. I just needed 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:43.200 this mic, all right, go ahead. 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:52.800 I bet they're still good. Oh my god, they're mushy. 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:56.319 That is disgusting. What the hell? 0:11:56.640 --> 0:12:01.480 Well, the problem is you gotta throw it away gross 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:07.559 ew ew. The problem is whoever ate that last didn't 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.400 even roll the bag down. So the bag's been open 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.160 for months and months and months. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:15.560 But it's disgusting. That is so gross. You gotta throw 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:16.080 that away. 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:17.880 Why, it's just for show at this. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.400 Point, So get rid of the bag. Flatten it like 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.480 you have a whole stack of flattened ones over there. 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.080 I'm gonna keep it in the rack. Oh my god, 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:26.400 nobody should eat it. 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:28.720 Scott, that's a hazard to people's health. 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:30.040 I don't think it is, Scott. 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:31.600 It's mushy. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.000 If it was moldy, that's another problem. I may have 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:36.839 just ingested mold then I don't think so. All right, 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:40.559 So these smell just like cocoa pebbles, really do. My god, 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:44.880 that was gross. I'm very optimistic about these because I have. 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:48.720 Old Curshey kiss of cereal sale like mushy taste in 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:49.120 my mouth. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:52.800 All right, so put some of this in your mouth ready? One? Two? 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:59.880 Oh my god? Yeah, yes, this is one of five bowls. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:01.040 This is delicious. 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:03.680 I like it. Yeah, I give it four bowls. 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:08.960 This is wonderful. Just captures the essence of coca pebbles. Yeah, 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.160 did everybody just hear the phone buzz? Because I felt 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:12.000 it on over here. 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.640 I felt, Well, they probably didn't hear it because it's 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.160 not that loud, and you with your bloodhound ears. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.640 This is great, Mom's best. It's so funny because they're 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.319 a hit or missed. Yeah, they're either really good or 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:24.640 really shit. You know. 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:27.400 Oh, you're getting explicit with your language. Look at you now, 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:29.440 because you can edit it out and put a beep in. No, 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:31.360 I had to because that's I just felt it. 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:33.360 You know. That's how passionate I am. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:36.000 You know what I feel passionate about. But that you're 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.240 a dick for making me try Hershey kiss a cereal? 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.360 You know I don't have to beep that out? Cool, 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:43.760 that's okay, because you called me one. You didn't refer 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:45.600 to one. That's the rule. 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:50.240 Oh well, it's disgusting. Don't eat how how that's such 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:52.960 an old cereal? It does not even expire yet, I 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:56.520 don't know why your cereal is mushy. Then there's a 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:57.880 moisture issue going on. 0:13:58.000 --> 0:13:59.880 Somebody left the bag open. They didn't roll there. Some 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.440 moisture is Brody. Brody leaves bags open. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:07.640 Okay, So Brody left this open from February of twenty twenty, 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:12.200 probably December of disgusting. Disgusting. That is gross. And you 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:13.920 have a moisture problem in the studio. 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:15.280 Yeah, it's not my fault. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:16.560 So then throw it out. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:19.120 Dehumidifier? Can you please rate this? 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:21.760 So now we're getting a dehumidifier because I gave it 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.480 four bowls already, I didn't hear. Well, maybe you should 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:25.720 open up those listening ears. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.040 Well, I have hawk ears. What'd you call them? Bloodhound ears? 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:28.560 Yeah? 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.240 Bloodhound is a nose by the way. 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:31.720 I know, I realized that after the fact. I was 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:32.840 hoping you didn't pick up on it. 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:36.240 This is great. I'm gonna finish the whole milk everything. 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.840 It was good. Can I give you a cereal to try? No, 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:41.560 that doesn't fit in with what I want. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:45.080 Three Sister Cereal company not bad. They make barbers also, 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:47.280 you know. Yeah, I'm gonna get rid of the cereal 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:49.240 incinerator because all of it was good. 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:51.520 But what if this third cereal isn't good? 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:53.720 I think it's gonna be good, okay, And you want 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:55.520 to know why because you know who introduced us to 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:59.040 this brand? O poop McGee. Oh we love our friend 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.200 buddy Greg. Now he does listen, I know that. So 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:05.360 that's cool. So this is the do you remember what 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.240 brand it is? By the way, what brand did he 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:08.160 tell us about? 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:10.760 This British one? It's the British one with the apple. 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.360 No, it was strawberry, yeah, that, and. 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.520 It was delicious. It was the only strawberry cereal I liked. 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:16.640 Okay. Do you remember the name? 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:19.640 No, something British Tutuliu tea cups. 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:23.240 Not Jordan Jordan, very British Jordan Jordan's. 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:25.000 So Jordan's. 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:29.520 Jordan's does have American versions of these cereals. That was 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:31.400 the and also the one with the flame raisins, the 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:34.040 giant raisins. That was the Morning Crisp or whatever it 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.520 was called that I ordered online. This one actually found 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.760 in the supermarket. And I'm gonna go down to the 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:42.080 cereal sack. Oh my god, I'm gonna vomit. It's Jordan's 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:43.400 organic Morning Crisp. 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:47.760 I'm shocked because, like I eat one spoonful of each cereal, 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.240 you ate an entire cup. This is going to be 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:51.920 your ninth full cup of cereal. 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:55.240 Hey, you know what, I gotta do it for the fans. Okay, yep, 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:56.480 this gets a Scotti shake. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:57.520 You're a luck banger. 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:00.840 What happened? You're a muckbanger. Like the YouTubers. They're much 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:01.840 more intense than I am. 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:03.040 Yeah, those people eat. 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:05.200 Yeah, we could probably make money if we just sit 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:06.520 and need balls and bowls of cereal. 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:10.120 I'd rather not, like gain one hundred pounds from eating cereal. 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:11.400 For one hundred bucks an episode. I'll do it. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.920 Okay, Well that'll be you, all right, catch Scottie on 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:16.960 the next episode of six hundred Pounds Lies. 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:23.040 It's it's it's organic Morning Crisp dark Chocolate. Now. The 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.960 cereal pieces look just like the what the hell is 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:29.080 it called? Look just like the Country Crisp, you know, 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:32.280 the UK version. This is the American version. So Country 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:35.400 Crisp is the UK version. Morning Crisp is the American. 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:37.000 Version Country Crisp exactly. 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.400 Oh, this is the one that looks like it has 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:43.920 a little cashews in it. But it isn't cashoes. No, 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:45.680 please stop. You do that on purpose, because you know 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:48.640 what makes me nuts cashoes. They're cashews cashoes. 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:53.040 The cashiosco bridge that one. 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:58.480 He was a general, you know, cool, not gonna lie? No, lie, okay, 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:03.600 first lie, then delicious, Yes, very good? Andrew all right. 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:06.120 I like the little see. I like when they curl 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:06.919 the chocolate like that. 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:10.160 See, I don't really looks like you put too much 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:11.600 milk in mine, so it just looks like poop. 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:14.520 It gives a little crunch to it. Ready here, No, 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:16.640 I'm sorry. 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:20.120 I like it. I don't I do. I like the chocolate. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.880 I like the taste of the the not chocolate. 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:28.120 Those are granola clusters. 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:31.960