1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: One Botic Voice, one the new hole about the Jewil Show. 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: It's one six point one, ladies and Gentstice. Is the 3 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here. Get 4 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: your butt at the front door. We are supervillains ready 5 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: to overtake the world, and we're gonna do it in style. 6 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,520 Speaker 1: It's time for the best radio you've heard in a while, 7 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: The Jews Show. Look. I know there's plenty of things 8 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,159 Speaker 1: to worry about in the world right now, but science 9 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,160 Speaker 1: has solved a huge problem that we should be talking about. Okay, 10 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: but before I tell you what it is, we need 11 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 1: to go around the room and ask everybody a question. Yeah, 12 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: so our executive producer, Justin Barnes, Yes, how stinky are 13 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: your feet? On a scale of one to ten? Oh, 14 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: that's a good question. It definitely depends on the on 15 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 1: the shoe. But I'm gonna I'm gonna put myself in 16 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: a probably an average of a seven point three. Wow, 17 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: that is disgusting high stack foot. Yeah. Good buddy of mine, Elliott, 18 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: who we call smell it. He and I go back 19 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: and forth and who's got the worst feet on our Okay, 20 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: I'm glad to keep your shoes on his studio. Yeah, English, Evan, Well, 21 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: i'mlike justin, I don't have a condition. Mine probably like 22 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: a one or two. Like my feet pretty good. Aside 23 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: from like, if you ever like get under the nail, 24 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: there's like that weed. Really, yeah, you get under the 25 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: nail and smell it. I like to pick my toe nails. 26 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: Stop it, Okay, not all the time. Now, who's worse, Well, 27 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: it's probably a tie. I'm really regretting choosing this to 28 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: talk about at the beginning of the show. By the way, 29 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,559 Speaker 1: there's a point to it. I'm not just going around 30 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: the room and asking for no reason. Alex, I already 31 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: know the answer this because if you didn't know, Alex 32 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: and I are married, so I know how her feet 33 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: are salto ten mine or zero. Yeah. Really, never never 34 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: smelled the feet. I never never My feet never smell ever, 35 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: like no once ever. Listen to that humble bragg Yeah, Like, 36 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: I'm okay with saying my feet smell, but I literally 37 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 1: never smell my fee smell. Think about me as my 38 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 1: feet nassing. But it's the truth. I never could spill 39 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 1: all day long and they won't stink. It's the weirdest 40 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: thing as for me, I think I'm probably like a five, 41 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: maybe one. I don't know. I don't feel like they 42 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: stink that much. But also I don't smell very good. 43 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: I don't think they smell general smell. Yeah, in general, 44 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: I can't smell things very well. Oh so I don't 45 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: even know if I stink right now, right, I could 46 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: be waiting on my trophy then, Justin wins. But I 47 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: asked the question because, like I said, there's a lot 48 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: of stuff to worry about right now. But scientists in 49 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: Thailand believe they have solved the problem of stinking feet. Goodness, 50 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: A lot of people right now are like really happy 51 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:46,359 Speaker 1: they created a quote breakthrough zinc oxide nanoparticle that can 52 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 1: be added to socks to keep your odors contained and 53 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: treat the bacteria that causes the smell in the first place. 54 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Yeah. So there's no word on when 55 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: it might become to the market, but hopefully sooner rather 56 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: than later for some people. Justin will need that question. 57 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: Are you like when you're in the car and the 58 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: heater's on on the bottom? Yeah, does it like stink 59 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 1: up the car? No? Because I should have prefaced this right, 60 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: because yes, feet stink. That's just the part of it. 61 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: Regular showers, new socks, and I definitely try to do 62 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: something to take care of the shoes if they're gonna smell, right, 63 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: But like, yeah, if it's one of those days and 64 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 1: it's just like, oh no, there's no way around it, 65 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: or like you're leaving a camping trip, I'm like, hey, 66 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about what you're about to get. So yeah, 67 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: I guess the answer would be yes, in the right circumstances, 68 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 1: it's bad. I know it depends on the shoe too. Yeah, 69 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 1: it's like cooking broccling, you know, it really smells if 70 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: your feet is like cooking. It's one of those things 71 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: you're just like, it's unavoidable if these stinks when you 72 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: cook it or when you leave it out or whatever. 73 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 1: So his Justine's feet are gonna stink no matter what 74 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: you take care of it. I've noticed that it's like 75 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: the tennis shoes for men. That's yes, worse they all, 76 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: especially when when you start running in anything and then 77 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 1: you leave it out and you don't actually do anything 78 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 1: to treat the smell. Right. It does depend on the shoe, though, 79 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: because I've had certain shoes, I've never really had a 80 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: problem with feet funk funk your feet. But I like 81 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: to go with no socks sometimes too. And yeah, well 82 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: if I'm like running around doing stuff or around the house, 83 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: yeah you do sometimes that's just when I do. I 84 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: just throw all the tennis shoes no socks because I 85 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: like the way it slides around when it gets a 86 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: little sweaty. And also my first boy band, funky Feet. Well, 87 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: there you go. We're breaking down that very important issues 88 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: on the show. A lot of people tune in to 89 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 1: be like, I want to hear some more what's going 90 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 1: on with the election, and they got stinky feet update. 91 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 1: But I think that's more important right now than anything. 92 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 1: Make you happier not having stinky feet, or maybe for 93 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 1: some people having stinky feet, like Justin wears it as 94 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: a badge of honor. Sorry, man, he's gonna play the cards. 95 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: You're doll. All right. Well, now that we've solved that issue, 96 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: onto other things on the show today, brand new War 97 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: of the Roses will also play Beat to Britt. Yeah, 98 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 1: and of course all the phone pranks and much more 99 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: fun fun fun on the show Today, Fun everybody. That's 100 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 1: all coming up The Jebel Show on demand only on 101 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 1: iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh six point one 102 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one 103 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: oh six point one. No no, no, no, no no. 104 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,840 Speaker 1: Are you done humming? Even English? Seven? Yeah? I didn't. 105 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,839 Speaker 1: I didn't realize we were we were going, yeah, no, 106 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,359 Speaker 1: we're about to go on the air. There. Evan was 107 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: just humming into his microphone, so it wasn't even good 108 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 1: hum It was good, though. I thought it was great. Yeah, 109 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 1: I thought it was fabulous, fabulous, just humming that I 110 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,479 Speaker 1: could do. Why didn't we try it out? I let's 111 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 1: go for it. I know my strength and I know 112 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 1: my weaknesses. I'm gonna hum the first half of you 113 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 1: got next half? Freddy? Fine? Ho ha ha not bad? 114 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 1: That was good? All right? Well that was better than 115 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,599 Speaker 1: I normally thought, like do if you just tuned in 116 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,719 Speaker 1: and you're here for the Dirty Little Secret segment that's 117 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,599 Speaker 1: been canceled, We're not doing that anymore. It's time for 118 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret, though, unless you want us to keep 119 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: humming texts in four one of six one, we can 120 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,160 Speaker 1: do an entire twenty minutes on humming if you want 121 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 1: us to, but I definitely could. We'll get it want 122 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: to that the dirty little secret. And remember, if you 123 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 1: wanted to tell us a dirty little secret, all you 124 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 1: have to do is text in four six one and 125 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 1: we will keep you anonymous, so you can tell us 126 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: whatever you want to get off your chest, and we 127 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's how anonymous 128 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: you stay. Everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. So on 129 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret. 130 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 1: Is Aaron Andrews from ESPN Football, Dancing with the Stars 131 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 1: all that stuff. Well, Aaron, what's up? Aaron Andrews? Hi? Hello, 132 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 1: how are you guys? Doing good? Doing good? Hey, Evan, 133 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: do you know who Aaron Andrews is? I do not. Okay, 134 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 1: she's a she's a on ESPN. She's like on the sidelines. 135 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: She's updating football reporter ball okay, you know, yeah, she's 136 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: interviewing the does everything ask not everything? Just football? Oh? 137 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 1: Just football. Yeah. I thought Aaron would have been a guy. 138 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,480 Speaker 1: So that was very sexist of me. That was very 139 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 1: sexist of you. She got hit in the head with 140 00:06:50,839 --> 00:06:52,840 Speaker 1: the ball one time, really hard. Oh my god. Lots 141 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:54,720 Speaker 1: of stuff there with Aaron Andrews. Because we could tell 142 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: you didn't know who it was because as soon as 143 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: I said that there was, you were just looking like, 144 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:01,719 Speaker 1: I don't know who that is? Now Aaron on the phone. 145 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: We just a little secret. Did you know who Aaron 146 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 1: Andrews was? Did I? No? Not, like I don't even know. Well, 147 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: that's your anonymous nickname, whether you knew it or not, 148 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 1: So tell us what your dirty little secret is. Right. So, 149 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 1: my boyfriend and I broke up last year, and like 150 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: it was a pretty bad break up. But um, basically 151 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: I got his Netflix you know password and use your name, 152 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: and I've just been using it since we've broken up. 153 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: You know, he just had his phone out. I got 154 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,360 Speaker 1: the log in from his phone notes and wait, so 155 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: so you got the log in from his phone notes. 156 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: He didn't just give it to you because a lot 157 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:50,720 Speaker 1: of couples share Netflix. Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean we 158 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 1: were very like separate with what we did and everything. 159 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:57,280 Speaker 1: But um, I was just like, you know what, um 160 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: kind of getting rocky, I'm just gonna see what I 161 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 1: can get it. So I got you know, his Netflix 162 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 1: U the nex password. He doesn't know it, you know, Um, 163 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 1: I just used it. I haven't had to pay for Netflix, 164 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: you know, for the past year and Um, I don't 165 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,680 Speaker 1: know if I ever found out, though, you know, he 166 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 1: would be so pissed. He was very like, I have 167 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:22,800 Speaker 1: my stuck, you have your stuff, you know. Yeah, yeah, 168 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,240 Speaker 1: I would be pissed if my ex was on my 169 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: Netflix account as well. Actually, you know he might find 170 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: out because I was on Netflix a few weeks ago 171 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: because I noticed that my daughter who's fifteen, was supposed 172 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 1: to be doing school but was watching like seventeen hundred 173 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 1: hours of Graze Anatomy on Netflix. And then when I 174 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 1: was in there snooping around on Netflix, realized that our 175 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:48,840 Speaker 1: Netflix account was logged into at least like nine other locations. 176 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,320 Speaker 1: And then I started to realize that it was like 177 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 1: everywhere we stayed in airbnbat and so uh we just 178 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: didn't log out of it. The entire country has Netflix 179 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,079 Speaker 1: because of you. I love that I logged that b 180 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 1: out of everything so he could find out and log 181 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 1: you out. Uh huh oh yeah, I've never knew you 182 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 1: that the location was a part of it. It just 183 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,560 Speaker 1: it feels good to just use him because it makes 184 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 1: me feel like, you know, I won something, Get every 185 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,920 Speaker 1: get all of it, everything out of it. You can 186 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,439 Speaker 1: just watch as much Netflix you know what. Also Netflix 187 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,640 Speaker 1: and Chill. If you can watch Netflix watching with someone else, 188 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: Why there you go. Yeah, well I have done that before. 189 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,960 Speaker 1: What's Your Dirty Little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand 190 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,080 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh six 191 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 1: point one. The Jewels shows Idiots in the News And 192 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,600 Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network 193 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:48,240 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. Fourth Thursday, November fifth, 194 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 1: twenty twenty for our first year of the Day, Story 195 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,760 Speaker 1: of the Day, Story of the Day. Let's send it 196 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 1: on over to Alex Fresh, who's on location in Washington, DC. Alex, 197 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,600 Speaker 1: I do have an update on mister Kanye West, himself, 198 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,800 Speaker 1: our next President of the States. Well, I don't think so, 199 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,240 Speaker 1: but he did take a video of him casting his 200 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 1: very first ballot ever. Wait, he can vote. If you're 201 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,600 Speaker 1: running for president, you can vote. Yeah, you always vote 202 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 1: for yourself. Oh wow. Well, I mean some guys may 203 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 1: have voted for the other guy. I don't know, but 204 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 1: they all vote. But I think it's really weird that 205 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 1: he ran for president and this is the very first 206 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,600 Speaker 1: time that he voted me too, right, Yeah, a hypocrite, 207 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,200 Speaker 1: But that's the most Kanye thing. To do ever, to 208 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,560 Speaker 1: never vote, and then to run and only vote for 209 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,319 Speaker 1: yourself and then probably tell thousands of people, hey, guys, 210 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:34,800 Speaker 1: voting is really impulsive. Is that a narcissist? Yeah, definitely, 211 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,680 Speaker 1: he says, keep believing Kanye twenty twenty, Thank you Jesus Christ. 212 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well he's got Jesus vote. Yeah, the 213 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 1: first vote of my life. We are here to serve. 214 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:47,240 Speaker 1: We pray for every servant leader in the world. Okay, 215 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 1: I don't want to do the effort to research this, 216 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,720 Speaker 1: but if somebody could research and go back in time 217 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,680 Speaker 1: and look at Kanye's whatever he said, commercials, social media, 218 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,840 Speaker 1: anything like that, I guarantee you. Leading up to this, 219 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 1: he's always been like, make sure to get out there 220 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,800 Speaker 1: and vote, make sure to get their vote, because there's 221 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,199 Speaker 1: so many celebrities who do that because it's the proper 222 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 1: thing to do, right, But a lot of them probably 223 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 1: don't actually vote. So Kanye is probably telling you to 224 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,080 Speaker 1: vote for a long time and then just admitted that 225 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,559 Speaker 1: he never voted before until he was running. Exactly. Yeah, 226 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,080 Speaker 1: not a lot of people will be honest about that. 227 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 1: I've been honest. There's times where I voted, and then 228 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 1: there's times where I haven't voted, and I've been honest 229 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,840 Speaker 1: when I haven't voted, and people are like, you're a 230 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,520 Speaker 1: terrible person in a terrible American No, I'm just honest. 231 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: I didn't vote. Yeah, uh, well, you know, it is 232 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 1: a weird time here in DC. Everything's sported up. Oh god, yah, 233 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:31,000 Speaker 1: and uh kind of worried right now about my life. 234 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 1: So all right, and send it back to you, we say, 235 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 1: f Alex, we might not have another INN might be 236 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,440 Speaker 1: the last one. This is the i n N, the 237 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,480 Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news 238 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 1: the news. And for our next story of the day, 239 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English evan who's shaving 240 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,440 Speaker 1: an alpaca in hopes of selling the fur for money. 241 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,559 Speaker 1: I love alpacas, but no, I'm in Michigan. And nothing 242 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,440 Speaker 1: says Trump rally like rap a little pump speaking to 243 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,440 Speaker 1: thousands of people endorsing the main man himself. Of course, 244 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,240 Speaker 1: all the rappers are into seeing well, they got that 245 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:05,600 Speaker 1: money to worry about. So yeah. Trump welcomed little Pump 246 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:08,280 Speaker 1: to the stage and said this, I love your sound. 247 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,120 Speaker 1: I love your music. And speaking of sounds, music and 248 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,760 Speaker 1: other things, one of the big superstars of the world. 249 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 1: Little Pimp there he is. How's it going You want 250 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:20,320 Speaker 1: to come up and say something? Come on, Little Pump. 251 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,600 Speaker 1: He called him little Pimp first funny Funny, didn't even 252 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,000 Speaker 1: get his name right. And then I've not even heard 253 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:27,880 Speaker 1: his music before, as if he loves Little pumps music. 254 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 1: I could see Donald Trump shoveling around the White House 255 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:34,839 Speaker 1: like gudjigang, Oh my god. But then Little Pump came 256 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,600 Speaker 1: on the stage and he didn't have much to say, 257 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:40,960 Speaker 1: but the words he did say sounded very Shakespearean. He said, hello, everybody, 258 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,560 Speaker 1: how are you guys feeling? I come here to say, 259 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 1: mister President, I appreciate everything you've done for our country. 260 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:50,679 Speaker 1: MAGA twenty twenty twenty. Don't forget that, man. It's too 261 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:53,560 Speaker 1: bad Little Pumped and endorsed Kanye West. Kanye would maybe one. 262 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,360 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that's could have swayed the decision, could 263 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,960 Speaker 1: have done it. I mean I only have voted when 264 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:02,480 Speaker 1: Little Pump has given me advice. Well, that is my story, Jebile, 265 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 1: sending it back to you. Thank you very much. This 266 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,440 Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where 267 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,559 Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news and for our next 268 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,199 Speaker 1: story of the day. Let's set it on over to me, 269 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:15,760 Speaker 1: jebil fresh and um, I'm not voting here again. Can 270 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,959 Speaker 1: I speak to the manager please? Karen Karen? Yes, who 271 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,080 Speaker 1: did the Karens vote for? The Karen's voted for Trump? 272 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 1: I think so. I don't know. I might go Biden. No, 273 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 1: definitely not Kanye. Well, this whole election has obviously been crazy. Yeah, 274 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:35,360 Speaker 1: and in a lot of ways, twenty twenty has been 275 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 1: the Year of the Karens. So people have been paying 276 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,640 Speaker 1: attention to who Karen's have voted for. And according to 277 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 1: New York Times poll that tracked voting tendencies by women 278 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:47,520 Speaker 1: with the first name Karen, Karen's voted for Joe Biden. 279 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,920 Speaker 1: Oh wow, at a shocking sixty to forty margins. So 280 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,040 Speaker 1: the Karen's support Biden. That's interesting. Yeah. I assume that though, 281 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,040 Speaker 1: because I think the very PC when it comes to 282 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,880 Speaker 1: their political views. Yeah, and I think we're forgetting that 283 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:02,719 Speaker 1: they're not all named Karen. That we're talking about just 284 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:06,000 Speaker 1: kind of gave them that name so exactly. But these 285 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,960 Speaker 1: is people legit named Karen voted for Biden. Biden also 286 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 1: has done really well with women named Barbara, Lisa, and Patricia. 287 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,520 Speaker 1: Interesting on the flip side, women named Nancy or Jennifer 288 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 1: tend to lean towards Trumps. Those are all very white names, yea, 289 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 1: all of them. Yeah, Barbara, Lisa, Patricia, Nancy, Jennifer, and 290 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 1: of course the widest name of all, Karen. There you go, 291 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 1: that's the info on who Karen's voted for. And now 292 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 1: let's go live to a Karen with a comment. You 293 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:41,440 Speaker 1: are about the joja your job to lose your job, lady, 294 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:47,800 Speaker 1: which is done for the day. Nothing lose yo job. 295 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:52,120 Speaker 1: He's about to lose yo job. You about to lose 296 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 1: yo job? Because that was the I n N the 297 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news 298 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,440 Speaker 1: the news. Tune in tomorrow at the same time for 299 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:09,520 Speaker 1: another hard hitting report. This is I n N News 300 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the 301 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,160 Speaker 1: new Hits one oh six point one. It's another Jebil 302 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: phone frame day mornings on the twenties only on the 303 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. Hello, Hi, this 304 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:30,840 Speaker 1: is that I'm calling from corporate. I was looking for Tina. 305 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 1: This is she m Hi Tina, how are you today? 306 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 1: I'm okay. Did you say, yes, we're here in the 307 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:46,240 Speaker 1: corporate office. I'm calling because you're rewards member with us. Yeah, yeah, 308 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:50,400 Speaker 1: you definitely are, that's for sure. Well, I am calling 309 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,680 Speaker 1: to let you know that if you do not use 310 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,800 Speaker 1: some of your points very soon, we will be wiping 311 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,480 Speaker 1: your account clean and you'll start back at zero again. Wait, 312 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,120 Speaker 1: what did you what I was saying there because I 313 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,360 Speaker 1: can say it again. No, did you say that you 314 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,640 Speaker 1: were going to wipe my points clean? Yes? Yeah, you've 315 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,000 Speaker 1: been hoarding points and that's why we're calling everybody who 316 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Speaker 1: has been hoarding points to let them know that will 317 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 1: no longer be allowed, and if you do not use 318 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,680 Speaker 1: your points by the end of the week, your account 319 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 1: will be back to zero. But that's the whole point 320 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,280 Speaker 1: of isn't that what you do with points? As you 321 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,880 Speaker 1: save your points and then you get the different I 322 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 1: suppose if you're selfish? Selfish? Why would you call me selfish? Well, 323 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,400 Speaker 1: I think it's pretty obvious if your hold if you're 324 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:35,080 Speaker 1: hoarding I'm sorry what I's a points program, that's what 325 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 1: everybody does. But if you're hoarding points, then the next 326 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: person doesn't get as many points, do they therefore you're selfish. 327 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 1: That doesn't even make any sense. And I don't like 328 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 1: your attitude either. Well, listen, I'm sorry that you feel 329 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,680 Speaker 1: that I'm getting an attitude with you. I just personally 330 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,160 Speaker 1: it makes me very upset when I talk to point hoarders, 331 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 1: and I know that that's my own problem, and I 332 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 1: have trouble holding back, and I can be a little 333 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: rude at times, and I'm I'm going to say that, 334 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,720 Speaker 1: I know that I'm going to apologize for it, and 335 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 1: I'm also gonna say, but you just have too many 336 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,560 Speaker 1: loyalty points and I need you to use them right away. 337 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,320 Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? You just call up your customers 338 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,439 Speaker 1: and tell them they're too loyal? All right, that's it. 339 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 1: Five demerits. I've taken away five of your rewards points. 340 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,360 Speaker 1: You want to try it again? Are you serious? I'm 341 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,280 Speaker 1: one hundred percent serious. You want to you want to 342 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,640 Speaker 1: test me again? Tina? All right? You know what six 343 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,719 Speaker 1: reward points off your account? Right there? Bam? But I 344 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,240 Speaker 1: want you What I do want to do is I 345 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,080 Speaker 1: want to talk to your supervisor. I bet you do. 346 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:29,840 Speaker 1: I bet you want to talk to my supervisor. We 347 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,879 Speaker 1: guess what ten rewards points off. You want me to 348 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: hit another arty? Oh no, I put your supervisor on 349 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,640 Speaker 1: the lot. All right, all right, fifteen rewards points off 350 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,160 Speaker 1: of your account. Try to get coffee now, you know, well, 351 00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 1: put your supervisor on. I'll just have him put all 352 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:48,920 Speaker 1: of the points back. So keep your hands off your supervisor. 353 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,119 Speaker 1: I'll have you know. My supervisor can't put points back 354 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: on your card because I'm the keeper of the points. Like, 355 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: what if your problem? Do? What is your serious problem? 356 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,199 Speaker 1: My serious problem is that you haven't been used your 357 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,199 Speaker 1: rewards points. And as the keeper of the points, I 358 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,400 Speaker 1: decide who gets points and who gets points taken away. 359 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,880 Speaker 1: And right now you're getting points taken away for them 360 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:11,560 Speaker 1: the keeper of the points from the keeper of the points. Right, yes, 361 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,760 Speaker 1: I am the keeper. Yeah? Okay, you your dungeons and 362 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,439 Speaker 1: dragons sounded. Oh okay, I guarantee you. Keeper of the 363 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,560 Speaker 1: Points is not on your resume. It may not be 364 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,480 Speaker 1: on my resume, but it is tattooed on my chest. 365 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:28,120 Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. I agree, it is ridiculous. It's ridiculous 366 00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:30,679 Speaker 1: that you're not using your points. I don't have to 367 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 1: use them. I earned them. Okay, And how did you 368 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,639 Speaker 1: earn them. How did you earn them by hard work? 369 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:42,680 Speaker 1: I just think your company that pays your salary. No way, 370 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,040 Speaker 1: you are a joke just because you hate your life 371 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 1: and you sit around in a stupid cubicle all day 372 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,919 Speaker 1: counting points like a troll. Just because that's your life 373 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: and that's your existence. You don't have to take that 374 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 1: out on me. I didn't do that, Okay, well make 375 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,000 Speaker 1: you do that. Well, you didn't make me do it, 376 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,560 Speaker 1: but your friend Erica didn't. You could do this prank 377 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:06,200 Speaker 1: phone call. I have to tell you that what this 378 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,920 Speaker 1: is actually Jewbil from The Jewil Show doing a phone 379 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,320 Speaker 1: prank on you and your friend Erica set you up. 380 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:17,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought you were Well if you 381 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,119 Speaker 1: don't use them, I am because I'm the keeper of 382 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:21,160 Speaker 1: the points and I take my job very seriously. It's 383 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,159 Speaker 1: my calling in life. God, wake up every morning with 384 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:28,560 Speaker 1: Jebil phone pranks. We say mornings on the twenties, The 385 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,119 Speaker 1: Jewil Show, on demand only on iHeart Radio, and the 386 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:36,080 Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. It's Time four 387 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,960 Speaker 1: of the Roses, only on The Jewil Show and only 388 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,399 Speaker 1: on the New Hits one oh six point one. Roommates 389 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,880 Speaker 1: are the worst aren't they They're dirty. They're using your 390 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 1: deodorant without asking. Sometimes they're using your underwear without asking. 391 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,280 Speaker 1: What I've been a very bad roommate a lot, and 392 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,840 Speaker 1: something really awkward. Sometimes they're using your boyfriend or girlfriend 393 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:59,160 Speaker 1: without asking. Oh really, Yeah, that sounds bad. And that's 394 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 1: why lay is on the phone because she sent in 395 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,680 Speaker 1: an email to do War of the Roses to catch 396 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,919 Speaker 1: a cheater, and she thinks that her boyfriend is cheating 397 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,879 Speaker 1: with her roommate. Apparently, whoa, Yeah, scandalous. That's worse than 398 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:17,879 Speaker 1: a toothbrush, Layla, how are you? Hey? Guys? Hi, Hi, Sorry, 399 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,960 Speaker 1: but like that's not actually like I don't We don't 400 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,440 Speaker 1: have a roommate. We lived there. Okay, all right, So 401 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,479 Speaker 1: did I read your email wrong? Then? No? No, no, 402 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,960 Speaker 1: like you guys pretty much got it right. It's just 403 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,439 Speaker 1: a roommate that is like a little bit different. Okay, 404 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,080 Speaker 1: you might have to explain how to read to me then, 405 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,080 Speaker 1: because I read your email all wrong. I know that 406 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:39,119 Speaker 1: you think you think your boyfriend is cheating, right, yeah, okay, 407 00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:41,280 Speaker 1: and from reading your email, I thought you said he 408 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:45,880 Speaker 1: was cheating with your roommate. That's not right. No, so 409 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,960 Speaker 1: we just live alone, just the two of us. But 410 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,200 Speaker 1: my neighbor the other day was like, hey, do you 411 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,040 Speaker 1: guys get a new roommate? And I was like, no, 412 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,399 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? And he's like, oh, I 413 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: just I saw this girl over the other the night. 414 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,880 Speaker 1: I thought she was your new roommate. Oh. I wonder 415 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,160 Speaker 1: if the neighbor knows that you guys don't have a roommate, 416 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,840 Speaker 1: and he was trying to put him on blast. Probably Yeah, 417 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,879 Speaker 1: So did this happen multiple times or is it just 418 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,440 Speaker 1: one time that you know of? Well, I don't really know. 419 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,359 Speaker 1: I work as a nurse on the night shift, so 420 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,840 Speaker 1: like I'm not around at night, but I don't know. 421 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,880 Speaker 1: This neighbor made it seemed like he's seeing the scroll 422 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,719 Speaker 1: a couple of times, like oh, I don't know. Okay, 423 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 1: So your neighbor asked you if you had a roommate 424 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,480 Speaker 1: who is a female when you're at work at night 425 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,280 Speaker 1: at the hospital, and you were like, no, no, last 426 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,920 Speaker 1: time I checked, we don't have anybody living with us. Yeah. Yeah, 427 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 1: and I would assume nobody coming in going during the day, 428 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 1: you know, kind of obvious. Yeah, So you so you're 429 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,440 Speaker 1: assuming that this girl that the neighbor saw is a 430 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:48,399 Speaker 1: person that might be cheating with your significant other. Yeah, 431 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,440 Speaker 1: because it's not like he's saying he's having friends over 432 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 1: or something like, he's actually like he's been alone at night. 433 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,159 Speaker 1: Have you asked him straight up if somebody's been at 434 00:21:56,200 --> 00:22:00,600 Speaker 1: your house? No, I haven't. I I felt like it 435 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,959 Speaker 1: would just sound crazy, you know, like out of nowhere 436 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,240 Speaker 1: to ask that. But I've been like you, you've had 437 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,520 Speaker 1: to have snooped at something. Now, yeah, if you think 438 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:14,199 Speaker 1: this is going on, well yeah, I mean like the 439 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,959 Speaker 1: neighbors said that. So then I started paying attention to 440 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 1: like his phone, and I feel like you guys have 441 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,439 Speaker 1: said that before, like see if they're weird about their phone, 442 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,240 Speaker 1: And I feel like he's been like always really carefully 443 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,919 Speaker 1: turning it face down, and just like I don't know, 444 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 1: maybe I'm maybe I'm being paranoid. Now you can tell 445 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,840 Speaker 1: on somebody's being shady with their phone if you've been 446 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,159 Speaker 1: on them for a while. Anything else other than the 447 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,480 Speaker 1: reports of another woman being at your apartment, which is 448 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 1: a big red flag, and him treating his cell phone differently, well, 449 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,920 Speaker 1: I've tried calling him a couple of times, like while 450 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,840 Speaker 1: I was on my shift because normally, like he doesn't 451 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,920 Speaker 1: go to bed early, like usually I can, you know, 452 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,600 Speaker 1: chat if I've got a slow period or whatever. And 453 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 1: he hasn't picked up philosophy times. What's his excuse for 454 00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,680 Speaker 1: not answering? He's used the excuse a couple of times 455 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:04,040 Speaker 1: that he fell asleep, okay, and and then he said like, 456 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,840 Speaker 1: oh I just didn't hear it, right, But you don't 457 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,280 Speaker 1: buy that. Well no, because he's always had his phone 458 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,560 Speaker 1: on him and he normally sees up late. Doesn't make sense. Okay, 459 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,399 Speaker 1: all right, Well we'll call him in a second and 460 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 1: find out if you either have a new roommate you 461 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,760 Speaker 1: don't know about orfice cheating, is there any big interest 462 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,320 Speaker 1: of his or something that like he signed up for 463 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,480 Speaker 1: where we could call him from and it wouldn't be 464 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:29,040 Speaker 1: out of the blue and just completely random, um going 465 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:32,639 Speaker 1: to a big gamer gamer okay, like he remembering like 466 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,280 Speaker 1: he shoves it all the time, and I feel like 467 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:39,200 Speaker 1: they all like know him by name, right, yeah, totally. Yeah, 468 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,080 Speaker 1: All right, we'll call him from there and say we 469 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,679 Speaker 1: have a gift card to give him and some flowers 470 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,320 Speaker 1: to send to whoever has to put up with his 471 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:51,120 Speaker 1: gaming habit, usually a girlfriend, or whatever and see yeah, 472 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:54,520 Speaker 1: and we'll see what name he gives us. Okay, okay, 473 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,840 Speaker 1: it's time Floor of the Roses only on the Jebel 474 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,120 Speaker 1: Show and only on the New Hits one of six 475 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,440 Speaker 1: point one. I always make the same mistake almost every 476 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,960 Speaker 1: single War of the Roses sketch cheater. What's that? I 477 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,640 Speaker 1: forget to ask the name of the person that we're 478 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,120 Speaker 1: calling most every time. And one of these days I'm 479 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,640 Speaker 1: gonna call and just get I'm gonna get caught screwing 480 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,720 Speaker 1: up on the phone call. So before we make this 481 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,640 Speaker 1: phone call to find out if Layla's boyfriend is cheating 482 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 1: on her, she's on the phone right now. I need 483 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,240 Speaker 1: to find out his name. That's important, Layla. What is 484 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 1: your boyfriend's names? Mark? Okay, got it? And Layla works 485 00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:29,680 Speaker 1: as a nurse in case you missed the first part 486 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,400 Speaker 1: of War of the Roses Sketches Cheaters. So she's gone 487 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,119 Speaker 1: at night, and apparently the other day one of her 488 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:34,600 Speaker 1: neighbors was like, hey, did you get a new roommate. 489 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,320 Speaker 1: There's some chick that's been coming in and out of 490 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,399 Speaker 1: your place at night, and so that was the first 491 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,400 Speaker 1: thing that was like, wait, that's not right. Then she's 492 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,359 Speaker 1: been paying attention to how he treats a cell phone, 493 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,200 Speaker 1: and he's been acting shady with a cell phone. Guaranteed 494 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,640 Speaker 1: he's cheating. And when she tries to call him while 495 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,480 Speaker 1: she's on her shift, usually he answers because he's up late, 496 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,160 Speaker 1: But every single time she's tried lately, he says he's 497 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 1: asleep or he just didn't hear the phone or whatever. 498 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,280 Speaker 1: It sucks too, because I feel like cheating, well we 499 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,439 Speaker 1: will feel like cheating is bad in general, but to 500 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,240 Speaker 1: cheat on a nurse, I think that's like unholy. I 501 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 1: think cheaters will just cheat on who doesn't matter the occupation. Yeah, 502 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,480 Speaker 1: they just care about themselves. They don't discriminate any occupation, 503 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,439 Speaker 1: can get cheated on, any occupation, but a nurse are 504 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,000 Speaker 1: just as sweet and like, you know, like that's rude 505 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Speaker 1: to the cheat on a nurse. Yeah, they're doing Gold's work. 506 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,359 Speaker 1: They're trying to save people. Shout out to all the nurses, 507 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,520 Speaker 1: thank you for your service, and to you Layla, thank 508 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,159 Speaker 1: you for your service. I'm sorry that he might be 509 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,560 Speaker 1: cheating on you, and we're about see if we can 510 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: find out. Okay, okay, thanks guys, all right, can you 511 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,760 Speaker 1: send us some scrubs. Those things are comfortable. You will 512 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:34,200 Speaker 1: have that conversation later, kay, thank you? All right, Well, 513 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him because he plays video games and 514 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 1: Layla says that he shops at all the time. So 515 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,399 Speaker 1: I'm gonna pretend to be from there, off from a 516 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,800 Speaker 1: card and say that it comes with flowers to give 517 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,520 Speaker 1: to whoever the significant other that has to deal with 518 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,040 Speaker 1: your gaming, which should be Layla. And if he gives 519 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,200 Speaker 1: us different name, then we know something's up. I hope 520 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,719 Speaker 1: it's good news for you, but if not, we tell 521 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,879 Speaker 1: everybody you're better off. I mean, at least you're to 522 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,560 Speaker 1: a point where you're okay with it, like knowing the news. 523 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,560 Speaker 1: Like a lot of people in relationship ships don't want 524 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,439 Speaker 1: to know when they're scared to leave. Yeah, you know 525 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,200 Speaker 1: they don't actually do this, So good for you. Yeah, 526 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,360 Speaker 1: that means that you're okay with accepting it. If that's 527 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,800 Speaker 1: the case. Yeah, thanks. I I mean I've had some 528 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,320 Speaker 1: time to like think on this, and now I honestly 529 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,360 Speaker 1: I just really want to know the truth. Yeah I would, 530 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,800 Speaker 1: And if it's badly've then at least I know when 531 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,359 Speaker 1: I can get rid of him. All right, here, we go. 532 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:30,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him right now. Oh hey, this is 533 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:34,600 Speaker 1: Palmer calling from what's looking for Mark? Yeah? This is 534 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 1: he's that bro. How's it going, man? Not bad, dude? Um, 535 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:44,080 Speaker 1: how are you? I'm pretty good. Well, just hanging out. 536 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,359 Speaker 1: Maybe gonna hop on the sticks a little bit. Yeah. Um, 537 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 1: you're not playing right now. I didn't disturb you, like 538 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,879 Speaker 1: in the middle of a game, right John, No, No, 539 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,160 Speaker 1: don't want I wouldn't pick up if you were. Yeah, 540 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,720 Speaker 1: that's what I like to hear, dude, priorities. Right. I 541 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,439 Speaker 1: don't think you and I ever met in person, but 542 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,520 Speaker 1: the guys over here say you come in the store 543 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,520 Speaker 1: all the time. Um, I do have. I'm calling with 544 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,760 Speaker 1: like an exciting offer and stuff for you. So if 545 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,720 Speaker 1: you're interested, if you got a second yeah, yeah, what's up? Um? Okay, 546 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:16,640 Speaker 1: So we got um a hundred dollars gift card for you. 547 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,560 Speaker 1: Oh okay for what, I mean whatever? You want to 548 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,479 Speaker 1: spend one hundred dollars on dude, Like, it's just for whatever. 549 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,600 Speaker 1: It's just to say thank you for being a part 550 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,679 Speaker 1: of the rewards program. Obviously you buy a lot of 551 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,119 Speaker 1: gear and games, so it's just to say thank you. Also, 552 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 1: another cool thing about this. It comes with like this 553 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,280 Speaker 1: is kind of a funny thing they're doing, but it 554 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,080 Speaker 1: comes with, um, flowers, like a dozen roses for um, 555 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,240 Speaker 1: like a significant other or whoever like that has to 556 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,760 Speaker 1: because if they say it, like has to put up 557 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:48,919 Speaker 1: with you gaming, because I'm sure you're gaming. Like yeah, so, um, 558 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,720 Speaker 1: I'll send this card out to you and then I 559 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,679 Speaker 1: can also send these flowers off if you want me 560 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,120 Speaker 1: to do that right now? Uh? Um yeah yeah, why not? Yeah? Yeah, 561 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,159 Speaker 1: all right, all right cool for well, first let's do 562 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,879 Speaker 1: with the flower thing. Um, who do you want to 563 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:08,120 Speaker 1: send him to? Like, girlfriend, boyfriend? Mom? Dad? Um, yeah, 564 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,440 Speaker 1: I'll send him to this girl, this girl? Okay, yeah, okay, 565 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:17,040 Speaker 1: what's the girl's name? Um? Ali A l l I? 566 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,400 Speaker 1: Oh snap? Ali? Oh dude, okay, I got a problem here. 567 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,520 Speaker 1: What am I saying? Well, because you gave me the 568 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,919 Speaker 1: name Ali right spelled A L l I, and I 569 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,600 Speaker 1: have down here that your girlfriend's name is spelled l 570 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,760 Speaker 1: A y l A for Layla, so it sounds different 571 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:39,920 Speaker 1: to me. Yeah is that right? How? What d what 572 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,840 Speaker 1: are you talking about? How do you know? What do 573 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,320 Speaker 1: you what? So? Is Ali? Your girlfriend was Laila? Your 574 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:49,520 Speaker 1: girlfriend I mean, how do you know this? Why are 575 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,560 Speaker 1: you asking me this? Dude? I don't even know you. 576 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: Um Mark, he's asking you because he's not actually for you, idiot. Yeah, day, liar, 577 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,200 Speaker 1: I'm a liar. Who the hell is Ali? No? What 578 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 1: is what is? Yeah? Who is Alio? Not your girlfriend? 579 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,400 Speaker 1: Or maybe she's your girlfriend? Actually, who's on the phone 580 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,240 Speaker 1: right now? Who are Oh? I should probably explained that, Yeah, 581 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,000 Speaker 1: this is the Jewel show. I'm Jewil. That's Mahata's wife, 582 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,040 Speaker 1: Alex for you's and English Evan Hello? And obviously your 583 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:25,040 Speaker 1: girlfriend's on the phone. Oh my god? Who is Ali? Hey? 584 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,120 Speaker 1: But do you really want to do this right now? 585 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,840 Speaker 1: It's always people I do because the other day of 586 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,880 Speaker 1: the neighbor asked me if we had a new roommate 587 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh, what's the actual hell? What 588 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: do you mean there's been a woman coming in and 589 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,720 Speaker 1: out at night? Because that's why he told me, Well, 590 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:44,600 Speaker 1: I'm working. Who is she? Oh my god, you've been 591 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,959 Speaker 1: caught man, Like, why do you just tell your girlfriend 592 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 1: who Ali is? I mean, what's the point of being 593 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:54,120 Speaker 1: with your girlfriend if you, uh, if you're seeing someone else? Um, 594 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 1: she lives upstairs? Oh? I guess that's found another chick 595 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:05,880 Speaker 1: in our building going to get caught. I wasn't thinking 596 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,960 Speaker 1: about that, Like, are you kidding me? It doesn't matter, Layla. 597 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,200 Speaker 1: Please we just talk about this later when we're in person. Yeah. 598 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,240 Speaker 1: The only thing that matters now, Mark is the fact 599 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,560 Speaker 1: that you gotta get your out of our apartment immediately 600 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 1: because I don't want to see you again. And you 601 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,080 Speaker 1: can go move upstairs. Oh good, ideas a short move. 602 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:30,360 Speaker 1: Can we not do this? Please? Layla? Just call me later. Please. 603 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:34,680 Speaker 1: I love you. He loves you. He does, and he 604 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,959 Speaker 1: hung up. Layla, are you still there? Yeah, I'm here, man, 605 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:44,000 Speaker 1: I am. That sucks. Yeah, sorry, sorry about that. It's 606 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,719 Speaker 1: just like, I mean, I had a feeling, right, you know. 607 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,000 Speaker 1: I guess I can't say it's a shock, but like, 608 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,120 Speaker 1: who does that was something in their own building? Like 609 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,360 Speaker 1: how Yeah, I think he was gonna get caught, Like 610 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,000 Speaker 1: it kind of makes you think he wanted to get caught, 611 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,920 Speaker 1: like I'm going to be back. I don't know. I 612 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,040 Speaker 1: don't think so. I think it was just easy for him. Yeah, 613 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,840 Speaker 1: maybe just thought he could get away with it because 614 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,880 Speaker 1: you're gone at night, you know. Yeah, he's bad at 615 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,840 Speaker 1: relationships and bad at cheating, so probably a good escape. 616 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,840 Speaker 1: But you know what, he's probably not bad at Laila 617 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,080 Speaker 1: what video games? It sounds like he's pretty good. He 618 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,120 Speaker 1: does almost Yeah, well, I guess that's the only thing 619 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 1: he has got at The Jewels Show on demand only 620 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,600 Speaker 1: on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one oh six 621 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 1: point one. Jebils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits 622 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:35,320 Speaker 1: of one oh six point one? Right for what is 623 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:42,200 Speaker 1: dirty littlecret run the only took one tells dirt Little Secret? 624 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,160 Speaker 1: What are you doing? Remember, everybody who texts in for 625 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,440 Speaker 1: a dirty Little Secret, it's an anonymous nickname because we 626 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,920 Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. So if you 627 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,160 Speaker 1: want to tell us a dirty little secret, just Texas 628 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,360 Speaker 1: Show six one tell you show that was full one 629 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 1: oh six one six one, Dirty Little Who? What are 630 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,160 Speaker 1: you try? Who are you trying to be? Shot? Oh's 631 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 1: actually not too far, not too bad of a shock, 632 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:09,960 Speaker 1: I don't think. And our anonymous caller today is Shack Quiequiel. Hey, 633 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:15,160 Speaker 1: what want? What's up? Shack? Hi? I guess that was 634 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:21,120 Speaker 1: a bad impression. I forgot. Shack's voice was so high. Yeah, Shack, 635 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 1: that's me. I'm like five foot nothing, so it's a 636 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,160 Speaker 1: good analogy. Um, well, Shaquille O'Neil, what would you like 637 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,320 Speaker 1: to tell us? What's your dirty little secret? Okay? So 638 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,560 Speaker 1: well I want you guys to think I'm a bad person. 639 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,760 Speaker 1: But a bad person, well, I mean it's your dirty 640 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:42,040 Speaker 1: little secret. Yeah, and I'm guessing you maybe whatever your 641 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,960 Speaker 1: secret is, you feel like a bad person. That's why 642 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,840 Speaker 1: you think we're gonna think. Yeah. Also, we don't judge 643 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,800 Speaker 1: unless you need to be judged, exactly. That's what we 644 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,800 Speaker 1: always say. This is a non judgment zone, unless, of 645 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,120 Speaker 1: course it's something we should judge you. Oh you know. 646 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,640 Speaker 1: I'm just your secret is safe with us, and you 647 00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:01,000 Speaker 1: might judge me. So, Um, I've found something out there, 648 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,920 Speaker 1: like just on the ground one day and I've held 649 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,280 Speaker 1: onto it. So I found something out there on the ground. 650 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,880 Speaker 1: Are you speaking in riddles right now? Yeah, I'm leading 651 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,040 Speaker 1: you into it. So, but it's something that it was. 652 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,760 Speaker 1: It's very useful to me. It's uh, I don't know what. 653 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,480 Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do with it, but I'm 654 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,840 Speaker 1: keeping it for now. Um. It is a handicapped parking pass. 655 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:30,120 Speaker 1: Oh nice. Yeah, so you found a handicapped parking pass. 656 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,600 Speaker 1: Where did you find it? Was it in a parking lot? Er? Yeah, 657 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 1: it was in a parking lot, and it was like 658 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:40,880 Speaker 1: far out question why? Yeah, it was really weird. I 659 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,520 Speaker 1: almost feel like somebody threw it out because it wasn't 660 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,959 Speaker 1: near a handicapped parking spot, so I almost feel like 661 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,920 Speaker 1: I don't know what happened there. But I was like, 662 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,720 Speaker 1: somebody threw it and now it's mine and I don't 663 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,360 Speaker 1: know how to find the owner, and I don't know 664 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,840 Speaker 1: what to do with them. Am I supposed to call 665 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,480 Speaker 1: its like cops and let them know I I didn't 666 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,920 Speaker 1: want to get the cops. No, I just hang it 667 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,720 Speaker 1: in my mirror. Yeah. Yeah, So is that your dirty 668 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,760 Speaker 1: little secret that you've been using this handicap parking placer 669 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,719 Speaker 1: that you found? Yeah? Yeah. I thought. I was like, oh, 670 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,400 Speaker 1: let me just wait and see how to how to 671 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,279 Speaker 1: go about this the right way and get it back 672 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,799 Speaker 1: to the owner. But in the meantime, I am enjoying it. 673 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:19,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Are you using it every day? You know what? Lately? Yes? 674 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,120 Speaker 1: Because every time I go somewhere and I have to park, 675 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,080 Speaker 1: there's no parking, Like there's always a handicapped spot, but 676 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,960 Speaker 1: there's no parking for anyone. One day, I had to 677 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,040 Speaker 1: go to my hair appointment and I was running a 678 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,759 Speaker 1: little bit late, and it's in an area where it's 679 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,000 Speaker 1: like a downtown area, and there was only a handicap 680 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,720 Speaker 1: spot left and I needed it, so I took it. Sorry. 681 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,040 Speaker 1: Do you like get out and you have a lamp 682 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,879 Speaker 1: or something when you get out of your car? Right? 683 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,359 Speaker 1: I mean if I see a bunch of people around, Yes, 684 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,680 Speaker 1: I definitely do because I feel bad, so I'll like 685 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,160 Speaker 1: walk really slow and like move like make my legs 686 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:59,080 Speaker 1: look stiff or something. So oh yeah, in the day, 687 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,279 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure no one cares until they actually see 688 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,960 Speaker 1: me walking like that. I don't think they pay attention 689 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,400 Speaker 1: until they actually see me walking with you know, you guys, 690 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,680 Speaker 1: I live with my grandma, as you know. Yeah, and 691 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,799 Speaker 1: she leaves her handicap. Oh I never thought about that. Yeah, 692 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,359 Speaker 1: she leaves her disabled parking space permit, like in my car, 693 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,319 Speaker 1: just because I drive her around all the time. Yeah, 694 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,520 Speaker 1: but yeah, when she's not in there. I no, not often, 695 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,919 Speaker 1: It's not like it's not an everyday thing. But every 696 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,480 Speaker 1: now and then there's no parking, I'm I'm getting out 697 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,600 Speaker 1: and I'm so jealous of you. Right now. It's really good. 698 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,319 Speaker 1: It changes your life. Wow. Yeah, see English as they 699 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,200 Speaker 1: knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, I'm with your scheck. Well, 700 00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,760 Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Obviously 701 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,640 Speaker 1: you're not gonna get judged by English having because he's 702 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:46,319 Speaker 1: doing the same thing. Yes, thanks for not judging meaning well, 703 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,680 Speaker 1: I mean we might have done it in our heads, 704 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:52,640 Speaker 1: but whatever, Yeah, what's your dirty little secret? The Jebel 705 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,359 Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits 706 00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:04,879 Speaker 1: one oh six point one. All right, it's time to 707 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,360 Speaker 1: see if you can beat a British man into submission. 708 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,799 Speaker 1: It's so hard when a game of trivia you don't 709 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,600 Speaker 1: get to come down to the station and do it physically. 710 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Speaker 1: This is a mental challenge. And on the phone right 711 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,799 Speaker 1: now is Jack. What's up Jack? Hey, I can't wait 712 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:25,600 Speaker 1: to beat this brit That sounds kind of dirty? Yeah, Jack, 713 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,280 Speaker 1: hold on, that sounded weird. But also have you listened 714 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,279 Speaker 1: to a lot of Beat the brit before? For a 715 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,080 Speaker 1: tople of them? Okay? And what do you think of 716 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,600 Speaker 1: my trivia skills? I think there's gonna be a cake 717 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,920 Speaker 1: walk all right, do you know what cake walk means? English? Even? No, 718 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,040 Speaker 1: I don't know. I just laughed like it means it's 719 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,200 Speaker 1: going to be easy, would prove Jack's points. So we're 720 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,920 Speaker 1: gonna send English Evan out of the studio. Must be 721 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,640 Speaker 1: an American term. All right, Jack, The game is played 722 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,359 Speaker 1: like this. You got thirty seconds to answer as many 723 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,799 Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass, 724 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,560 Speaker 1: and you have to beat English Evan outright to win. 725 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,040 Speaker 1: And he is in the other studio, outdoors closed. He's 726 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,600 Speaker 1: staring at his phone, so he's definitely not paying attention. So, um, 727 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,080 Speaker 1: here we go. Are you ready? Yeah, let's do it. 728 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,960 Speaker 1: Your time starts now. What nuclear power plant was damaged 729 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,200 Speaker 1: in twenty eleven d to an earthquake? What state is 730 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:20,040 Speaker 1: Duke University located North Carolina? What does a fashion brand 731 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:26,840 Speaker 1: DK and why stand for uh pass? What sport is MMA, 732 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:31,080 Speaker 1: the acronym for mixed martial arts. What unit is used 733 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:36,560 Speaker 1: to measure humidity? Humidity? Uh pass? What is the only 734 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:41,360 Speaker 1: state to end in g A Wyoming? Okay, got it, 735 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,560 Speaker 1: you were out of time, but you still got that 736 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,759 Speaker 1: question in on time. And I am going to not 737 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,719 Speaker 1: even go out on a limb here and say that 738 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,759 Speaker 1: you are going to destroy English. I did not feel 739 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,239 Speaker 1: as good about that as I'd wanted. Really, you guys 740 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,800 Speaker 1: wouldn't have You guys wouldn't want to know where I 741 00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,799 Speaker 1: get these questions from? Either way? You getting from? Well, guy, 742 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:05,080 Speaker 1: out these questions I got? I got from um like 743 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,000 Speaker 1: this eleven and twelve year old textbooks. Oh it sounded 744 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,960 Speaker 1: lest when you said that. I thought you don't want 745 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,760 Speaker 1: to know what I've done some nasty things from that questions? 746 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,040 Speaker 1: Okay in the seven are you ready to go? It 747 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,080 Speaker 1: sounds like I did quite well. Here we go. Your 748 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,680 Speaker 1: time starts now. What nuclear power plant was damaged in 749 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,480 Speaker 1: two thousand and eleven due to an earthquake? Chin? What 750 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:33,880 Speaker 1: state is Duke University located oh Colorado? What does a 751 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:38,239 Speaker 1: fashion brand dec and why stand for un Kong? Talking 752 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,680 Speaker 1: about most sport? Is MMA, the acronym for ox marts. 753 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,719 Speaker 1: What unit is used to measure humidity? Uh degrees? What 754 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:51,600 Speaker 1: is the only state to end n G? Which? What 755 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,440 Speaker 1: word is used to refer to the stolen music and 756 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:59,719 Speaker 1: illegally distributed copyrighted aly got it in? I look like 757 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,480 Speaker 1: do you just go for it though, even when you 758 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,480 Speaker 1: don't know it? Yeah? Well, you got to say something. 759 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I've learned that most of my answers are wrong, 760 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,320 Speaker 1: so I just say whatever, like the Donkey Kong answer 761 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:13,040 Speaker 1: for the fashion brand. All right, well Donkey Kong, New York. 762 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,520 Speaker 1: Let's send it on over to the scoreboard and see 763 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,880 Speaker 1: how you guys did with our executive producer. Justin scoreboard, 764 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,120 Speaker 1: bar Jack, it looks like you studied up on those 765 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,839 Speaker 1: eleven and twelve year old textbooks because you got four 766 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,560 Speaker 1: correct who good job, good job Jack, ye in our 767 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:35,120 Speaker 1: very own english evan too correct? Correct? Oh bad? Excited 768 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,840 Speaker 1: about it? Yeah, I thought it would be a zero, Jack, Congratulations. 769 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,640 Speaker 1: You should be proud of yourself. You beat the brit 770 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,600 Speaker 1: I guess it's not really that hard way to have 771 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,279 Speaker 1: a positive attitude. Yeah, but we will go over the answers. Now, 772 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,000 Speaker 1: what nuclear power plant was damaged in twenty eleven due 773 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:53,840 Speaker 1: to an earthquake? Is Fukushima not America specifics? So you 774 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,000 Speaker 1: should have known that one. Yeah, you should have known 775 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,440 Speaker 1: that because Noble which was like, I don't know at 776 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,319 Speaker 1: for four decades. Agong, I'm ago, Yeah, that was why 777 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,920 Speaker 1: you guys dropped a bomb. No, that's Hiroshima. Oh my god, 778 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,520 Speaker 1: that wasn't are you talking yeah, okay, all right, my bad. 779 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,520 Speaker 1: What state is Duke University located in North Carolina? What 780 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,000 Speaker 1: does a fashion brand DK? And why stand for Donna 781 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:19,160 Speaker 1: Karin New York? I no idea? What Karen Karen is 782 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:23,640 Speaker 1: married to Donkey kon related? What sport is MMA the 783 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,200 Speaker 1: acronym for mixed martial arts? Got that one. Both of 784 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,480 Speaker 1: y'all did. Got that one too. What unit it's used 785 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:34,400 Speaker 1: to measure humidity is percent? Percent per Really strange? Seventy 786 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:38,239 Speaker 1: percent humidity? Yeah? I know that's why it was kind 787 00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,160 Speaker 1: of a degree. Yeah, I know, but I said humidity 788 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,239 Speaker 1: the idiot. Yeah. What is the only state end in 789 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,919 Speaker 1: GI is Wyoming? I caught that one. Both you guys 790 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,600 Speaker 1: got that one. What word is used to refer to 791 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:56,879 Speaker 1: stolen music and you illegally just distributed? Is bootleg? Oh? Bootleg? Yeah? Yeah, 792 00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,279 Speaker 1: I did like something twelve year olds to know for sure? Yeah, 793 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,880 Speaker 1: I'm like, what how about twelve year olds? I got 794 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,440 Speaker 1: it's bootleg? You know I do that on the weekends 795 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,439 Speaker 1: to make some extra money. Well, congratulations, Jack, you beat 796 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,960 Speaker 1: the brit and for that, we'll send you a jewel 797 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,759 Speaker 1: show care package. I appreciate. This is a This is 798 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,960 Speaker 1: a good time to feel like we're America's winning. Yeah, 799 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,000 Speaker 1: we'll send jazz stick her a key chain and an 800 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,960 Speaker 1: air freshener car air freshener. Just hang on the line, 801 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,080 Speaker 1: we'll get your info. Thanks for playing, I appreciate its. Bye. 802 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:29,239 Speaker 1: Jack the Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and 803 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,200 Speaker 1: the New Hits one oh six point one