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Speaker 1: I know the least about sports, but I'm your average

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Speaker 1: here boys. Listen, guys, it has been a crazy good dude,

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Speaker 1: in life. Okay, Eddie complains about fantasy football we don't like.

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Speaker 1: I never got that email Eddie at Dallas Cowboys dot com.

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Speaker 1: We're not on it, guy, Guys, I have a message lunch.

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Speaker 1: Why not me? Ray, Ray? Long time no talk. But

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Speaker 1: Sports Show with Andy Roddick and Bobby Bones. I'm coming

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Speaker 1: of the bosses or something like that, write it, she

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Speaker 1: writes it because she has more tact I will say this,

421
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Speaker 1: my wife is amazing in the tax department. If it

422
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,159
Speaker 1: is a big boy email that I have to send him, like, babe,

423
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 1: get out the pen and quill and ink let's put

424
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Speaker 1: ourselves into an email right now, and she will annihilate

425
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 1: an email and I'm like, go ahead and just put

426
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Speaker 1: ray on that. Let's go. Ma's funny. I'm the opposite.

427
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is for the big boys, honey, let

428
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Speaker 1: me write this one. See, I'm not she's she's been

429
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 1: in a more business environment where you get to write

430
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Speaker 1: real emails, and I feel like we can just fire

431
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 1: off short ones and kind of be funny and like.

432
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,439
Speaker 1: So I'll get mad sometimes when I can email be like,

433
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Speaker 1: well I don't agree with that, but fine. So I'm like,

434
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 1: that's not how you should write it. She'd be like, well,

435
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 1: my point of view is this and this good morning exactly.

436
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 1: She puts that where I'm just like fine, whatever. She's like,

437
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: that's not a good response. Yeah, if it's Craigslist, I

438
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: tell the wife move aside, let me handle this, and

439
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: then I'll be like, hey, listen here, your little piece

440
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: of ship. I'm gonna show you what a good deal is.

441
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 1: I'm giving you twenty dollars and if you don't want it,

442
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 1: you can eat my ass. So I'll do the Craigslist emails. Coach,

443
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,719
Speaker 1: we heard everything you said. Yeah, I didn't know you

444
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 1: liked your wife to eat or that happens. That's weird,

445
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: but it's not gonna happen this weeken, because MUF is

446
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 1: gonna be there. We may be a capacity for all

447
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 1: the events that the Coaches Convention. My dad did say,

448
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,439
Speaker 1: My dad, my dad did say, I should probably go

449
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 1: to the pit boss earlier in the day and explain

450
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: that we're gonna need uh special clearance to place higher

451
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Speaker 1: than the max. Bet. Yeah, that's why we need to

452
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: go to the big Boy room because we don't belong

453
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 1: in there, and they'll know it and that we all

454
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 1: will know it, and it'll treat us like we don't.

455
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 1: You guys don't smell like non high rollers. I mean

456
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: they'll see Eddie walk in with this nasty ast beer

457
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: with food still in it right now. Yeah, you got

458
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: like crumbs from that pop mix popcorn mix. Yeah, So

459
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,880
Speaker 1: they'll see us and I'll be like, oh my god,

460
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 1: let's make sure they lose the get out of this

461
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: room real quick. Uh. Does anybody know in our grab

462
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Speaker 1: bags will there be any gummies? No, you gotta get

463
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 1: those on your own. Yes, gummy worms, we got wall grads.

464
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 1: I didn't know that I didn't know. I thought there

465
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Speaker 1: was a shortage on gummy worms. I thought they were

466
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Speaker 1: still in the containers out in the Pacific. Oh yeah,

467
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Speaker 1: Uh do we have any more laundry list? What are

468
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: they called housekeeping? Things to go over? Or is the

469
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 1: trip pretty much good to go? It's good to go?

470
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: I mean we were we We've been trying to work

471
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: on a last minute guest, but so far that's not

472
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 1: coming through. Okay, so who's the guest? Jose can say? Go? No,

473
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: never responded. What about John Gruden? Did anybody email him? Uh?

474
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: Change email address? He forgot his pastor? Yeah? Harper, No nothing.

475
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 1: Any of the Raiders? Mike, Well, they're playing a game today,

476
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: still interviewing the Dame day of I on think they

477
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: can come to the plot podcast and then fly to

478
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: Cincinnati to be there in time for the game. Logistically

479
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: probably not. Yeah, let's pass on that. Yeah. What about

480
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 1: the mayor of Las Vegas? I don't know who that is.

481
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: What about what about a whale? A whale would be nice.

482
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: I mean I saw some girls with a whale tail,

483
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: but they didn't want to come on the pod. What

484
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: about chum Lee? He's trying to keep a low profile.

485
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 1: What about a stripper. Now I thought about that. Scooba

486
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: actually came to me with that idea. He was like,

487
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 1: what if we found an old strippers. I want an

488
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 1: old one because she could talk about all the athletes

489
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: she's been with. A new one, a new one does

490
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 1: not want to reveal clientele because they may still be

491
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: returning clientele that don't want their name out there. So

492
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: an older one that is retired will be able to

493
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: be like, hey, this is who I've been with. Boom

494
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 1: boom boom. Never forget my pet, my one list. There's

495
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: a guy named no Teeth, and Abraham Lincoln came in

496
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:22,679
Speaker 1: and coach, why don't we want an old one? We

497
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: want to hear tiger stories. First, man I Betted pulled

498
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: his pants down and it looked like Thomas Edison looked

499
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: like a light bulb. We used to have to light

500
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 1: the midnight oil before we started. Okay, alright, guys, So

501
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 1: who's the guest? But no one? All that, all that

502
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 1: nothing a lot, no nothing. You know what I thought of?

503
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: Who lives he lives there and has a show. It's

504
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: not at the West Gate. Is Brent Musburger. He does

505
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: the writers play by play. We tried him. Okay, okay,

506
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, Dana White. No, he's gotta fight.

507
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: He's gotta fight fights about Elvis. He doesn't live there.

508
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 1: We thought about the Elvis impersonator, Dan Blitzerrian. I saw

509
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: him there last time. You know what's bad about impersonators.

510
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: Nobody on the outside knows that they're impersonating, and it

511
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: throws off the entire podcast video imagery of the mind. Yeah,

512
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: that's why. What about like Carrot Top, like those dudes living?

513
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: I thought about Carrot Top. I thought about him. Actually

514
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: last night I was like, what about Top? Because I

515
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: was still thinking about No, I was actually sitting on

516
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: the toiletr oh, Carrot Top. I was sitting on my

517
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: the toilet putting my shoes on, and I was likert, No,

518
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: my pants were off. I was sitting there and putting

519
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: my shoes on, still on the toilet, to just do

520
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: other things. Well, they were in the bathroom, so I

521
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: just sat down on the are your shoes doing in

522
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: the bathroom? The lid was down, that's where the showers.

523
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: Don't you take your shoes off when you get in

524
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: the showers. I take my shoes off for you even

525
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: get close to the shower, A good place to tie

526
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: my shoes. The toilet. I gotta sit down the toilet.

527
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: And I thought about Karen Top but I mean, what

528
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: do you interview? I don't know what to talking about

529
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: Karen Top. Oh, he does a lot of on social

530
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: Media's really funny. Really yeah, all hit him hit hit

531
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: him up? Yea, hit him up? And what are you

532
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,959
Speaker 1: doing Saturday morning? You want to come to a podcast?

533
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: There's those real world people that definitely live in Vegas.

534
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you didn't throw I don't know any of them,

535
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 1: the ones that live in Vegas. One guy's over there

536
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: like a club owner type. What about your boy? Didn't

537
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: you live in Leroy Jenkins? Leroy from the Challenge and

538
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: in Vegas? No, he moved. He lives in Houston with

539
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: Cam No, the the o g the guy we had

540
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: in the show, Mark Long Long. I don't know where

541
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: he lives. They he lives in California, close to Vegas,

542
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: close to Vegas. You know who does live there? T

543
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: J Lavin. He hosts it. But you guys wouldn't care

544
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: about t J. You would, though, and that's all that matters.

545
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I know I would. I would be freaking out.

546
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: So r them on. If T J. Lavan walked in

547
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: that play like, what bring them on, I'll hit them up. Okay,

548
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: I mean nothing like the last minute coach. You can't.

549
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: You've been talking about a guest for months. Listen, you understand.

550
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: I guess I talked about a guest for months because

551
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: I thought it would be something cool to do. And

552
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I don't know. I don't have that power.

553
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: I've tried. I thought, you know, Nashville top. Yeah, I

554
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: understand that. The big I don't understand. How how do

555
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: I put this? We have this huge company, huge company?

556
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: Who does you do know? We we worked for a

557
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: huge company and we couldn't everything else just say, you're

558
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: a part owner of this company I own, but we

559
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: couldn't find us a guest. I don't know. Don't ask

560
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: me why that is. I sat there and gave out

561
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: anyone else in the company. Why would they help us?

562
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: Why would they help you? I don't know. If some

563
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: other show or a podcast in the company said, lunch Box,

564
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: you live in Nashville, can you please get a guest

565
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: from me in my podcast? Would you do it? No?

566
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: What depends? No, you'd be like I don't know anyone.

567
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: So if they're having an on location, big event, yes,

568
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: I would try to help them out. Try my damn well, coach.

569
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: They don't feel the same way about you, then I

570
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: understand that six dollars or what enough, nothing, just shop

571
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: talk with the wife. That's how much he's gonna be

572
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: on a gamble divided by two coach. Yeah, I'm gonna

573
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: say six hundred dollars. Three might last day one coach.

574
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: Sell the sell the car, the trailblazer. You'll get problem

575
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: with get out of it. Problem with Vegas is people

576
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: go to Vegas and gambling. They're losing, they're chasing. Next thing.

577
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: You know. You come home and you've got a mortgage.

578
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: That's do You don't have a vehicle anymore. You sold

579
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: this away. Your wrote a check that's gonna bounce. That's

580
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: the thing that people don't realize about Vegas. You've got

581
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: to have the money or the ship gonna bounce. Why don't,

582
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: Why don't? Why do you think we did this in

583
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: the middle of the month. Bills aren't due till the

584
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: end of the month, right, so we've got time. I

585
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: mean we did in the four is a payday because

586
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: the fifteen falls on a Saturday, So you've got to

587
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: think ahead because if you get home from the sore

588
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: Losers Coaches Convention, you're not gonna have money to feed

589
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: your kids, payments or do electric bills are do the

590
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: lights are gonna be shown? Two weeks? You've got time?

591
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: Are you betting on everyone in the NFL game this weekend?

592
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: Not every game? No? Well, you bet on the Cowboys

593
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: correct spread or just money line? Money line, okay. Not

594
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: messing with spreads. These games are too crazy, these the playoffs.

595
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: You don't mess with spreads. You mess with spreads, you're

596
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: win money. Man. I'm excited. I mean, we got we got,

597
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: we got UFC, so UFC is gonna be going on

598
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: at the same time of it. I love it. I'll

599
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: bet UFC all day or day. Yeah, we can, that'll

600
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: be going on. We got the football, we got our podcast,

601
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: got chicken wings, They got everything you want, man. I

602
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: want chicken wings. Okay, you like chicken wings. Chicken wings

603
00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: are good medium, medium, buffalo okay, okay, I want that.

604
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: I want that at our table. I know what I'm doing.

605
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm getting a pizza and I'm gonna sit there with

606
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: my sister. Maffie, her friend Bazer. We're gonna watch sports,

607
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: We're gonna gamble, We're gonna eat pizza in Vegas for

608
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: the first time in three years. Like, guys, guys, guys,

609
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if you understand this. Like lunch Boxes

610
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: goes to the Vegas all the time for fun. I

611
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: haven't been to Vegas for fun in a long time.

612
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: What do you usually go there for? A business? Work?

613
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: My heart festival night work, Yeah, Coach, I have to

614
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: be somewhere every day. What do you introduce one person?

615
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: Go spend the roulette? Will thirty times introduce one person doing?

616
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: But you know you're on a schedule. So we're not

617
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: on a schedule now, this is you do what you

618
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: want to do a schedule eight to ten Friday night schedule,

619
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: Saturday morning podcast, Saturday after watch party. That's just like

620
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: your friend texting you, Hey, let's meet downstairs at noon. Okay, cool,

621
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: I'll be down there. Cool Because when I'm thirty minutes late,

622
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: that's the same attitude from you. You're not gonna most

623
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: likely to be late to the podcast. Know you what

624
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: Ray is? Ray is so anal about being on time everywhere. Coach,

625
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: This doesn't work to him, he's anal about this big

626
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: show job, not the podcast coach. He's gonna be thirty

627
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: minutes late tops, I mean minimum minimum. Where people advised

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Speaker 1: that the podcast has been moved back on Saturday on

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Speaker 1: the schedule coach. They got an email. You guys, you're

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Speaker 1: ready to hear this the tips from my cousin tips

631
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Speaker 1: and takeaways on first off, who because your cousin is

632
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Speaker 1: he some like someone in the business that reviews podcast?

633
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Speaker 1: Because I'm about to read something, my cousins text me too,

634
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: what are your cousin's credentials? Who is he? He used

635
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: to do some hosting. He's like, uh, he invented invents companies?

636
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: What Tesla? Google? No? You Microsoft? He would do like

637
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: some investing companies people would Mary Lynch, so he would

638
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Speaker 1: go on podcast. He was like a Dave Ramsey of

639
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: the North. So I'm gonna google Dave Ramsey of the North.

640
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Speaker 1: Hold on, what's your name? No, not mean no, I

641
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: want to see credentials couch before. We want to know

642
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: how serious this is, because that's not what he does now.

643
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 1: Now he's in a major construction company, so it's just

644
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: it's a different Okay, Dave Ramsey of the North now

645
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: doing construction. Are you ready for his top five? Yeah?

646
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 1: Are you gonna start at number five? Yes? So here's

647
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: Brandon O'Brien coach. No it's not. His name's Jamie and

648
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: he put top five takeaways from your first podcast. Listen

649
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: to number five. Do we know what episode it was

650
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: so we can kind of you'll be able to tell

651
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: it's one within the last couple of weeks. Got it?

652
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: Since I'm better looking than Eddie or LB. I'm very

653
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: honored that you allowed me to stay in your home

654
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: with your wife. Excuse me, he lived with us for

655
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,439
Speaker 1: like a month. That was That was that has nothing

656
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: to do with improving our podcast. Then there you go.

657
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: What did Bright not say? It was five tips to

658
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: improve your podcast? Number work? His name Gresham Smith, No.

659
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: Number four. I expected cleaner editing by you. There is

660
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: no editing. What I told him, I said lunch bistol

661
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: handles that it's probably be a little sloppy. Hey, David,

662
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: David Jones. Number three negative six degrees is not the

663
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,919
Speaker 1: same as thirty degrees. There was an episode, I said,

664
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: there was episodes, and it was like one of the

665
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: dumbest statements you ever like Eddie saying you can't prove

666
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: what day it is was as dumb as you saying

667
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: negative six is the same as negative third. I realized that.

668
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: Now number two, how did that chargers to win the

669
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: Super Bowl? Back? Go? Oh yeah, I remember, Ray goes

670
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: just put a K on the chargers, just to a

671
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: K on the chargers, Like that's the one where you're

672
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: gonna make the money. Put a K on the charge

673
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: of Ray. They're not even the playoffs yet. Oh well? Uh?

674
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: Number one based on your sister's childhood nickname. The episode

675
00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: titled Ray Sleeps with Muff was a little creepy to go.

676
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: That's his review, Guys, I'll never bring anything to the

677
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: show again. Is he going to Vegas Coach? No, he's not.

678
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: He's only listened to one episode. He's not really all

679
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: into it yet. I didn't. I wasn't really big on

680
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: the front of inviting people because it sells itself. Everybody

681
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I didn't want to be have

682
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: a group of fifteen entourage that I'm rolling with when

683
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: I'm trying to meet people, interact and stuff like that.

684
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: And also randomly people from Texas state are going like that.

685
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,919
Speaker 1: I went to actual college with that, They're like, Hey,

686
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 1: I got a boyfriend. Now I'm married. Hey I got

687
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: a kid. I'm coming cool. I haven't seen it thirty

688
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: years last time as a pool party. South Beach is coming. No,

689
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 1: he didn't get the invite, but he may be there.

690
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: He frequents the place. Yeah, my wife, she has a

691
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: friend that she grew up with that's gonna be there.

692
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: Not if the coaches convention, but her son plays football

693
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: and they have some uh I don't know what it is.

694
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: Some like a game. No, it was like like a campra. No,

695
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: it's like a camper camper. No, I don't even know

696
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: what it is. It's something where their scouts or something.

697
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. Mention na, but she's going for that

698
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, maybe they can meet up. And

699
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: I was like, great, you guys, go meet up, go

700
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: have fun. Hi there, I'm lunchbox. I'm the guy that

701
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: you don't never mind hang up? She know? Does she

702
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: do they need support? Does that kid needs support? Do

703
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: we need all the coaches to show up at the game. No,

704
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: it's not a game. It's like a just a workout

705
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: thing where they go we can all do the workout Hey, girl,

706
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: who did you end up with? Oh? John, how yeah?

707
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: I ended up sexually. When they catch up, they're gonna like,

708
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: you know, make up for lost time. Who did you

709
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: end up with? That guy? Need lunch box? Do you

710
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: understand my wife still talks to this girl like they're

711
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: still friends. I don't know that. I like that. No,

712
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: I didn't like that, right, But you know what I

713
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: did like is when the Grizzlies they're they're playing the

714
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: Warriors the other night, right, and John Moran goes in, finishes, layup,

715
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: gets foul and he's flexing his muscles and everybody on

716
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: the front rows trying to hive. I have him, and

717
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: there's a kid with the Warrior's jersey. John Morant pulled

718
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: his hand back. No, no high five for you, because listen,

719
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Speaker 1: you can't be in a Golden State jersey sitting on

720
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Speaker 1: the front row in Memphis. How old is a kid? Ah,

721
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Speaker 1: he was a young man. Say that. Oh it was

722
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: a young man. I don't know. But John Morant even

723
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: said after the game, he was like, man, that's just

724
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: straight disres. It depends how young the kid is. Coach,

725
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Speaker 1: if he's like a seven year old, eight year old

726
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: kid and nine, You're okay. They don't know that, they

727
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: don't know what they're doing. Nobody calls it sp e

728
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: c T. People call spect spec spec y. So he

729
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: said it was disrespectful, stupid. I love how you have

730
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: a grown man. Absolutely, and he said, hey, you want

731
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: to get rid of that Warrior's jersey, I'll send you

732
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: a John Moran jersey. I'll send you a Grizzly because

733
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: we're in Memphis. And so Memphis is now having a

734
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: promotion where kids twelve and under can exchange an old

735
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: jersey from a bunch of young men from an NBA

736
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: any other NBA team that's not Memphis, and they'll give

737
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 1: you either a Jam Rant or a Jaren Jackson jersey.

738
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: That's funny. That's great because he's said, hey, I get it.

739
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: You know, Steph Curry is cool, but if you want

740
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 1: to be cheered for me, you want my high fives

741
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: represent the grizz I wonder if I can send him

742
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: a jersey. Are you gotta be at the game, Yeah, dude,

743
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: I do wish Memphis was closer. That's all I'll tell you.

744
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 1: It's not gonna move coach, So it just is what

745
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, it's not. It's not gonna get easier.

746
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: It's like I gonna tell my kids, you can wish

747
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: all you want, but certain things you're just not gonna change.

748
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 1: Like Memphis is gonna stay two hours away cooking, It's

749
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 1: not two hours, it's longer and two it's three. Oh

750
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: my god. I saw Pearl Jam one night and I

751
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: was at work that same morning, And that doesn't mean

752
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: it was two hours. That just because you saw him

753
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: one night and we're here the next day does not

754
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: mean it was only two hours to Memphis. It's over three.

755
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: It's three hours and nine minutes. Yes, it's a hell

756
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 1: of a long way. I just got done doing that drive.

757
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: I don't think three hours is a long way. I

758
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: mean it's not ideal. Guys. I drive seven hours to

759
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: go to the beach. Now that's a long way. No,

760
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 1: I'm not. But you go to go to Austin, it's

761
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: thirteen hours. That's a long way. Three hour flight to

762
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: Vegas four hours, that's not bad. Four hours from here

763
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: it's tough. We're doing a faster plane to drive hours.

764
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 1: Three hours for a game and three hours back. That's

765
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: a long drive for stick. You don't stay, you don't

766
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: stay in Memphis. You might not make it back. Yeah,

767
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: you just get in and out as fast as you

768
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 1: can try. You can stay at that what's that hotel

769
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: we stay at um Waldorf. No, the one that got

770
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: ducks on the top, Oh, the wattle nice No, the

771
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: ones that have ducks on the top. You got Oh

772
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: you never got invited my bed to the St. Jude

773
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: thing you're talking about? The duck worst have been with

774
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: you guys. It's called I don't know, I don't know.

775
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 1: But every day, every day, like a certain time, like

776
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: a two o'clock, they have these ducks that live on

777
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: the roof and they come down the elevator and then

778
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: they walk to this pond and this water fountain in

779
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 1: the middle of hotel Peabody, Peabody, and they stay on

780
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: the fountain and then when it's like yeah, and then

781
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: when it's time to go to bed, they blow a

782
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 1: little whistle. They've been a red carpet to the elevator

783
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,919
Speaker 1: and the ducks going right and the elevator they stop it. Yeah,

784
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: it's amazing. I'm looking at them right now. They have

785
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: a red carpet for these damn ducks, I mean, and

786
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: they're they're in the lobby all day and then when

787
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: it's time to go to bed, they're like, they're the elevator. Yeah,

788
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: but it's fun if you're trying to wait for an

789
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: elevator and you're waiting on the ducks. Yes, yeah, no

790
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: matter what. If you're in a bad mood and you

791
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: see those ducks, I'm already in a good Like they

792
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: rope it off and everything. They can't use the elevator.

793
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: I am already in a good mood just hearing about

794
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: these ducks walk to the elevator and go up the elevators.

795
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: Great or if you don't especially if you don't know

796
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: it's coming and you're waiting for the elevator and the

797
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: elevator opens and here comes the ducks out of the elevator.

798
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 1: You know they're coming because they shut everything down there,

799
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,879
Speaker 1: like they rope off that area, so you can't use

800
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: the elevator or the entire lobby while these ducks are

801
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: trying to board the elevent It's about a process of

802
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: ten minutes. But you can sit there and watch them.

803
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: You watch. But that's what I'm saying. Let's say you're

804
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 1: coming back from a business meeting, you have no idea,

805
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: and you walk in the lobby and you see all

806
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: these ropes. You're like, who's coming having? And then then

807
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 1: and then they blow these little horns. Don't that? Man,

808
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: here comes the ducks. That's awesome. You know. Some guys

809
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: the next day were like, man, I swear, dude, I

810
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: wasn't in that Hambred, but we're there ducks on the

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00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: elevator before are you going to Yeah? In Memphis. I

812
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: stopped in Memphis when I was on my way back

813
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: from Texas over the holidays. Is that with the abbey? No,

814
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: it was with my wife and three kids and Memphis,

815
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: you guys need to get to work. We pulled up

816
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: in a Windy's closed, pull up in a Popeyes closed?

817
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: I mean, no one, what's the next? Popeyes shortage? That was?

818
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: But I went to McDonald's and Popeye labor shortage in America, says,

819
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 1: I said, Wendy's. Then we finally stopped at McDonald's. They

820
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 1: had three workers, so they were open. But man, it

821
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: took twenty five minutes to get food. Should have got

822
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: waffle House twenty four hours a day. Coach last Saturday,

823
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never seen anything like it. I was

824
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: craving wing stop. I love Wing Stop, so probably the

825
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: best wings out there. Huh, do you haven't edible? No?

826
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: I wanted usually when you're on edible crave wing Stole.

827
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 1: Is that right right now? All right? So I call

828
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: him up and it's busy. Okay, we're here. I go online.

829
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 1: Let me do a little pick up online order. It

830
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,439
Speaker 1: says this location is not doing online orders right now.

831
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: I guess you know what, I'll just have to just

832
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: get in my car. So I get in my car.

833
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: I drive Wing Stop because the parking lot, parking lots

834
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: packed packed there, it is right there. I see there's

835
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: a TV on. They got some games on inside and

836
00:43:55,760 --> 00:44:04,240
Speaker 1: everything parked. The car walk up, pulling the door locked, locked,

837
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: it's closed. I look in there. There's no one in there,

838
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: zero people. TVs are all on. It looks like the

839
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: kitchens on. I don't see a single soul in there.

840
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,479
Speaker 1: The other day when it started snowing here, I'm heading

841
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: home from work and I'm like, man, I gotta get

842
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: some lunch. Pulling to Chipotle, locked and I look across

843
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: the street. China Dragon as open, open, the liquor store open.

844
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: So I pull in and the China Dragon. I walk in.

845
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: There's a guy with his two kids, and he's like, man,

846
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: there's the only places open. I was like, yeah, he goes.

847
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 1: We went for a walk in the park over there,

848
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: and we thought, oh, we swing by McDonald's. He goes.

849
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: I walked to McDonald's and I said, there was no

850
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: one in there. He goes. I stood at the register

851
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: for about five minutes and I poked my head back there.

852
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: He goes, there was no one in the kitchen. I say,

853
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 1: screw a big So I jumped the counter, made my

854
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: own big man. He's in there with his two kids.

855
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: He's like, and there was no one. And he's like,

856
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 1: some of the lights were on and but there was

857
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: no one to cook, no one working. He goes. So

858
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: then we're walking out and a guy pulls up in

859
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: the parking lot. I was like, God, damn it. I

860
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: drove twenty minutes and realized I forgot to lock the door.

861
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: There was literally no one, like they were closed because

862
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: of the snow, and the guy forgot to lock the door.

863
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: And so that dude is two kids were in McDonald's

864
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 1: with no employees. I mean, if you knew that no

865
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: one was in there, would you at least try to

866
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: make some fries or him. He he said, he goes man.

867
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: I thought like, whoa, what if I had gone back

868
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 1: there and trying to cook us? But I don't know

869
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: if I would have been able to get everything sane

870
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: little mcflurry, right, I mean, he said. It was just

871
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: a weird feeling when that guy was like, oh my god,

872
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: I drove twenty minutes and I realized I forgot to

873
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 1: lock the door and I had to come back. And

874
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: he was just like, damn, I was just in there,

875
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: and there was I was not supposed to be in there,

876
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: and there it was supposed to be locked, and I'm

877
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: just sitting in there was Golden Dragon China. Dragon is

878
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: all right? Asked me some of that original chicken. No,

879
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: I got sesame chicken General Stalles because there were the

880
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: top two things on the menu, and I was just like,

881
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm in a hurry. I want to get home. Pal

882
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: is really good. But yeah, you do fried rice, white rice?

883
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: I did. I did a thing of fried rice and

884
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: a think of white rice. They give you one of

885
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: eat oh yeah, of course, love egg possible to get

886
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: some me so soup, dude. The worst is this pizza hungry.

887
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: There's this pizza place throughout our spot, and half the

888
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: time they deliver, half the time they don't. So you know,

889
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: I mean usually we want pizza. We've been dranking, so

890
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 1: I mean going and driving to the place isn't an option.

891
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: So we'll get on the damn website and we're all like,

892
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 1: you know, we've been at the pool. Maybe let's say

893
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: this doesn't happen because I've kind of sworn off this

894
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: pizza place because just pisses me off would be at

895
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 1: the pool. Will come back. We're designing a pizza for

896
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: like five in minutes. I'm like, yeah, put some of

897
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: that fire sauce on basies. Like you want cheese, you

898
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: want double cheese. I'm like, yeah, smacker on the ass.

899
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's go stuff. You know he did. He

900
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: gets to the last page Blue. We are not delivering.

901
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: You will have to come in and place this order.

902
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just crafted that masterpiece for like twenty minutes.

903
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Go on garlic butter on the crest,

904
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: and we both already have it on our taste on

905
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: our mouths. Like all right, I guess we'll just order

906
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: McDonald watering. Wait, McDonald's delivered, dude, and they know, no,

907
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: well they do. The did not realize that DoorDash does

908
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: anything everything? Yeah, pretty much, but it's too expensive, it

909
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: is the Are they a sponsor? I don't think so, okay, coach.

910
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: And then pizza, they'll hit us with, ah, yeah, sorry,

911
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: we can't deliver to you, but if you want to

912
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: come in and pick up your order, we'll give you discount.

913
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: We're like, we've been drinking. Sorry, I'm gonna have to

914
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: say no, I'm so sorry. We can't drive. All right, boys,

915
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: it's ting to lock it up, baby, it's Vegas. Is

916
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: it a winning weekend or a losing weekend? Well, it's

917
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: always a winning it's a winning leakand weekend. Let's go

918
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 1: the leakend. Oh shut up, you just said you miss

919
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: pronounced things all the time. I'm looking at this UFC

920
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: fighting list, Coach, I don't know any fighters. Well, it

921
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: sounds like a big weekend, I got it. Is he

922
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: the headliner? I don't know, I haven't looked. Uh, Calvin

923
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: Qatar and I mean that's a lock, coach, but he's

924
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: minus two fifties, so I mean that's not really a

925
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: good lock. Huh No, that's a tough no. I mean

926
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: he I think Giga will win. You know who he is.

927
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: He's the dudeh wears the big the Russian hat for

928
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: he wins. I like God. I mean the Patriots plus four. Guys,

929
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: you gotta take the Patriots plus four. It's supposed to

930
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: be cold snow. I mean, it's gonna be a miserable

931
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: day in Buffalo, coach. The last time it was cold snow,

932
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: Buffalo dominated. No, they didn't know it was when they

933
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: lost fourteen to seven, got running down their throat. The

934
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: next time the weather wasn't bad and the Bills want okay,

935
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: and then forget what I said. Yeah, so I'm gonna

936
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: take the New England Patriots plus four. You might as

937
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: well take it to the bank. Take it to the bank,

938
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: Take it to the bank. Okay, let's swap real quick. Okay, Oh,

939
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: you can take thee we'll go back and we'll go ahead. Yeah,

940
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take Tampa, baby Tampa Bay minus state and

941
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: a half over the Eagles. I mean, there's a no brainer.

942
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: Eagles have no business being the playoffs. This is where

943
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 1: Tampa shines, and Tampa's gonna run all over the Eagles.

944
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,439
Speaker 1: So that's a safe bet to me. Put it dollar

945
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,720
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, here's the thing. What do the Eagles

946
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: like to do? F No, they like to run the ball,

947
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: and guess what. Guess what they the Bucks do? Stop

948
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: the run. Stop the run. So if you think Jalen

949
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 1: Hurts is gonna be out there throwing dimes, then you

950
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 1: are an idiot and you're gonna be losing your dimes.

951
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm with Eddie. I like the Buccaneers minus eight and

952
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: a half. And then we're gonna go to Kansas City

953
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: and listen the Pittsburgh Steelers. And I know we have

954
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: a lot of Steelers fans. Chris Boswell is not gonna

955
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: outscore Patrick Mahomes the only Yeah, that's their that's their

956
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: co MVP with Derek Watton, t J. Watt. He's the

957
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: only one that scores in that team. Yes, they played defense,

958
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: play defensa about ten yards and kick a field goal.

959
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: So here's the way the Steelers can win. Patrick Mahomes

960
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: throws three interceptions, Tyreek Hill gets hurt. Only chance the

961
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 1: Steelers have and I don't see that happening. So they

962
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: didn't have Kelsey last time. Yes, it was a fluke

963
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: or some turnovers, so it may not get out of

964
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 1: hand as early, but it's gonna get out of hand.

965
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: Twelve and a half points is a hell of a

966
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: lot to swallow. But the Chiefs are gonna end Big

967
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: Ben's career and it's gonna be a sad one. Big

968
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: Ben's going out getting his ass kicked. Minus twelve and

969
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: a half of the Chiefs take it to the bank.

970
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: I think a hell of a game, A great game

971
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,720
Speaker 1: to watch. Is gonna be the Cardinals and the Rams.

972
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it's gonna be so close that

973
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: there's no question about it. You have to take the

974
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: Cardinals plus four. Not that they're gonna win, but it's

975
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: gonna be so close. I predict it's gonna be a

976
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 1: one point game, maybe a two point game. So you

977
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: gotta go Cardinals plus four. I mean, we could really

978
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 1: do this tomorrow on the pond. You know, I didn't

979
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: think about that, But people probably won't listen to it

980
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: before the games. You gotta make your place your bets.

981
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta place your bets now and then listen, guys,

982
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna head down to Dallas, and I told you

983
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: it's a bad matchup for the Cowboys. It's a bad

984
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: matchup Hey, everyone, all the experts, you know what they're saying.

985
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: This is just does not look good for the Cowboys

986
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: because the Niners like to run the football. Cowboys don't

987
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 1: like to stop the run. They don't like that physicality.

988
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: That's what the experts are saying. That's what I thank

989
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: you for calling me next time. You're just saying, like

990
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: everyone else. I said it from the beginning. I said,

991
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: you know, hey, you turn on the TV and they're

992
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: talking about the Cowboys for the Niners game. They all

993
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: say the same thing. Cowboys are gonna lose. It is

994
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: gonna be terrible spot. Niners. They're just they're what you say.

995
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: They play a physical brand of full physical brand of

996
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: football coach, and the Niners just are gonna win this game.

997
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: Cowboys don't have a chance. I didn't say they don't

998
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 1: have a chance. Look, that's what everyone's saying. It's okay,

999
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: say what you will. They said the same thing about Bama,

1000
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: said the same thing about Bama. Oh, there's just you

1001
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: never bet against Saban. Saban, he's the best coach. You're

1002
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: trying to compare oranges in banana. I'm not I'm saying

1003
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,439
Speaker 1: how experts are stupid, So what you're saying is, don't

1004
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: bet against Shanahan's what people are saying. I got you,

1005
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: give me the Niners plus three, take it to the bank.

1006
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: Why don't you do that against your buddy because he

1007
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: knows that the Cowboys will win by one exactly. I mean,

1008
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: and we all win. There you go, he wins, I win,

1009
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: We all win. Alright, boys and girls, we're in Las Vegas.

1010
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we will see you tomorrow. We're gonna have

1011
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: a podcast up tomorrow, so uh, enjoy it. Have a

1012
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: good weekend. You go here from most tomorrow. We may

1013
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: be drunk, but well we'll be doing it. If we're

1014
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: really in Las Vegas. Why we're heading the last AGAs, Like,

1015
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: are literally on the plane coming to the convention listening

1016
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: to this. Provef you're in Vegas right now? You can't.

1017
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: You can't prove that's today either. No, I realized that

1018
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: was stupid. Yeah, really, we're in Vegas. Good. How do

1019
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 1: you prove what's on the sign right now? MGM? Do

1020
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 1: you see the MGM sign right home? Because we're at

1021
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: the West Gate that's way far away. Is the roller

1022
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: coaster running the Stratspere It's no, it doesn't have a

1023
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,919
Speaker 1: roller coaster, has a drop roller coaster? Look at it?

1024
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 1: It goes around. No, I think it's a drop. See,

1025
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: look it's going around. What's the drop one? That's the

1026
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:41,720
Speaker 1: Astra World, No six legs. Let me see. Maybe Strasser

1027
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: does have a let me look at maybe has both. Honestly,

1028
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: are you going to the ferris wheel this time? I

1029
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: don't think so. You've been on that? Oh yeah, it's awesome.

1030
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: You can drink on it. You can drink on it,

1031
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: and it's great to do it right as the sun

1032
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: is going down because you see everything light up. It's

1033
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,720
Speaker 1: really cool. It's really cool. I'll take the six fift

1034
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: evening ride for the sunset. And it's not called the

1035
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: Stratosphere anymore. It's called the strat Oh the name is

1036
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: too long to say. Oh wow. They got a lot

1037
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 1: of rides up there. They have the Big Shot down

1038
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: Insanity is a claw that hangs over the side, and

1039
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: then they have a X Scream the roller coaster. So

1040
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,359
Speaker 1: they have three different ones. We do that, we can.

1041
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: Let's do it right now. I'll prove that we're in Vegas.

1042
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: The lights are all red right now on Vegas boulevards.

1043
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 1: I don't either there's a green one right there. Goach.

1044
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: Happy Friday, guys. Yeah, you guys are all in Vegas.

1045
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: Good luck, good luck. Um. If you see me in Vegas,

1046
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 1: guys you want to pick, just say sizz and that's

1047
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: what I go by. Oh that's the thing too. Yeah,

1048
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: if you're in Vegas, just yell the word coach as

1049
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: loud as you can everywhere you go. That way, we

1050
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 1: know where everyone is. And make sure you wear your

1051
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: lamb nits with freelance on them and coach. Else you

1052
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 1: may get uh kicked out of the Coaches Convention because

1053
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: we're getting all non coaches out of the Coaches Convintion.

1054
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: I want to be walking around Vegas and I want

1055
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:14,399
Speaker 1: to hear people saying cold all the whole time. Yes, yeah,

1056
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: I can't wait. All right, all right, goodbye everyone, goodbye?

1057
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I'm probable. Guys. Stop, did you not do

1058
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: I need to read the email again? He's already here.

1059
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 1: Do I need to read the email again? I'm gonna

1060
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 1: worry about I was updating my status per NFL Coaches policy.

1061
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: So I mean he's honestly doing what the NFL does. Anyway.

1062
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: They know who's gonna play, they know who's gonna play

1063
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 1: on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday third, But they gotta keep him

1064
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 1: day today until the day of the game. And it's

1065
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,959
Speaker 1: so freaking annoying. What's the day of the damn game?

1066
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 1: Who cares? It's the day of the game and he's acting.

1067
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not hype. I'm not hype. I mean,

1068
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: you never know if I was playing or not off

1069
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:53,280
Speaker 1: on blue box website. Well by question, Well, everybody shots

1070
00:55:53,320 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: done this weekend? Uh muff everybody. We gotta go Ireland. Hello,

1071
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:05,359
Speaker 1: lunch box wife, do you like a body shot? Oh?

1072
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: Did not tell you, guys? This other blonde you have

1073
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 1: with you, she was not here the last time. Did

1074
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,399
Speaker 1: you leave that guy for her? You guys a thing?

1075
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's just my friend. I'll tell your friend.

1076
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: Come on in. I give her the Enrique trick. I

1077
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:23,399
Speaker 1: don't like that. Oh no, she would like it very much,

1078
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 1: very very much. We're glad you didn't bring that lunch

1079
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: box guy last time. He drained all of our shampoo.

1080
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: He's very heavy. It's very heavy and scary. This blondie

1081
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 1: very nice to look at her. She got soft scared.

1082
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 1: Do you like that? Yeah? Take your husband you've got

1083
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 1: the Enrique. Enrique, I went to ahead and called your

1084
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,720
Speaker 1: husband for you. Said you'll be another hour. That's yours

1085
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,879
Speaker 1: your move, I said, technical difficulties, that's your O. That's

1086
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: raised a more a. Just talk to your boss. You're

1087
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: on a break, come with me. Ho funny the conventions here,

1088
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 1: all right, Coach Yello