WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Penguins Are Sexy

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<v Speaker 1>a date, I think the goal for a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people is to just get to a point where you

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<v Speaker 1>can finally let your guard down. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and just try to do what animals do. Oh wait what? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>All the way down and what better place to see

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<v Speaker 1>animals do and what they do than at the local zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and that's where one of our listeners, Chris, took

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<v Speaker 1>his date and now she's not calling him back. Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Man? You go animal style at the

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<v Speaker 1>zoo with your date. We had a very nice date

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<v Speaker 1>at the zoo. He's like, I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>answer that. No one ever. YEA, So tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>the girl that you went out with. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Her name's Ellie, Ellie. Where'd you meet her? We matched

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<v Speaker 1>on tender and then it was I wanted a not

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<v Speaker 1>a very risky dat and so I was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>about the zoo, and she immediately said, yes, it's actually

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<v Speaker 1>like it's a great idea the zoo, Like there's always

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<v Speaker 1>something to talk about. Look at a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>danger in there. Stick your arm in between the cages

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<v Speaker 1>of the line cage, and it's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>excitement that that's exactly the whole point. You're not allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to But when you do get gets the blood top in,

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<v Speaker 1>things start happening, isn't that right, Chris? That is? And

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<v Speaker 1>she kept asking me what animals I want to see?

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<v Speaker 1>And I've actually done this before, so I knew for

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<v Speaker 1>a fact you don't want to go see the monkeys

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<v Speaker 1>because they might feel poop at you. You don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to go see the elephants because they're majestic animals, but

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<v Speaker 1>they stink the high Heaven exactly. So I was sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there going like, oh, maybe the drafts will be a

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<v Speaker 1>safe bet. And she then suggested that her favorite animal

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<v Speaker 1>is the penguin. The penguins, I mean, if you're wearing

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<v Speaker 1>about penguins are so stinky, YEA, yeah, they're awesome, they're

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<v Speaker 1>super clear to see. Yeah, but if they're the girl's favored,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do it. Yeah. But here's the thing

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<v Speaker 1>with the penguins, though, is they have that little tunnel

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<v Speaker 1>where you could look at them as their underwater. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't smell down there, and there's not a lot of light,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's kind of romantic. And so we were just

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<v Speaker 1>standing there very naturally watching the penguins swim around underwater.

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<v Speaker 1>I leaned the overdo her and kissed her. Okay, how

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<v Speaker 1>was that received? She kissed me back, and it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is nice. And penguins made for life. They do

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<v Speaker 1>happy rock, how they made I know. They're much better

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<v Speaker 1>than the philandering humans. So it sounds like things are

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<v Speaker 1>going great. Yeah, And then this point she asks me

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<v Speaker 1>kind of very flirtatiously. She's like, hey, have you seen

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<v Speaker 1>this brain farting on the name? But it's the documentary

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<v Speaker 1>about penguins that's out right now. She's like, have you

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<v Speaker 1>seen this documentary? And I'm like, so, she's like really

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<v Speaker 1>into penguins, really really into penguins. You're not talking about

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<v Speaker 1>happy feet, right? A documentary okay, like March of the

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<v Speaker 1>Penguins y, yeah, yeah, one of those very same thing

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<v Speaker 1>as that. Okay, so she's like, have you seen it?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like no. She was like, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we go back to your place and watch it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>That was I'm sorry by her part smooth. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so into penguins. I wasn't even sure if she wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to do like Netflix and Chill. It was this more

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<v Speaker 1>of like that Geo and Krill, like you wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>see everything. Yeah, both sound good to me, no matter

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. But are you into that? Because like

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's cool when somebody has a really cool interest

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<v Speaker 1>and they're really into it. Yeah, but you always hope

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<v Speaker 1>it's not penguins. Penguins, okay anything. So did you end

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<v Speaker 1>up doing that? No? No, we went back to my place,

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<v Speaker 1>we put on the documentary and almost immediately we start

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<v Speaker 1>making out. Yeah that pein, Yeah she knows enough about penguins. All. Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>how was the makeout? Yeah it was pretty good because

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<v Speaker 1>you got that British guy in the back with the

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<v Speaker 1>monotonous voice talking David Attenborough or whatever penguin. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So we're making out for about ten minutes and then

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<v Speaker 1>I hear he's jangling at the front door. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>do not tell me you have a wife. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>have a maid service. Oh okay, so you have a

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<v Speaker 1>maid come in? Yeah, because I don't have a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of control over what time she shows up. My maid

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't even know we were coming back to

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<v Speaker 1>my place until we were at the zoo, so I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't planning on that. She wanted to make out with

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<v Speaker 1>you with a dirty place. Good job, clean, Yet lots

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<v Speaker 1>of ladies like dirty places. You keep telling yourself that, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you tell the maid like, sorry, I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of something here, can you come back later? No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not a case. If she's there, she's already

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<v Speaker 1>traveled a long distance and so be kind of rude

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<v Speaker 1>to send her away. So you just let her clean

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<v Speaker 1>around while you guys were kissing. No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, she's going to obviously clean

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<v Speaker 1>the living room. I was like, why don't you and

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<v Speaker 1>I go to the bedroom. No, you can't do that. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you needed to rain check at that point, say, oh, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what my housekeepers here, Let's go get coffee

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<v Speaker 1>or something a vacuum. Man, what did she say to

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<v Speaker 1>the bedroom invitation? Were was it? But like, like you

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<v Speaker 1>just said, it was the long choice. Yeah, And then

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<v Speaker 1>the coop. The drab was then my maid needed to

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<v Speaker 1>get into my bedroom, so we had to switch rooms.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like wow, And at that point Ellie was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's done. It's not Yeah, yeah, it's done. Man. You

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<v Speaker 1>just like it would have been perfect if you would

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<v Speaker 1>have just ended it when the housekeeper came. Now, but

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<v Speaker 1>I can't hop into mind. Lauren fix that, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>So she hasn't texted or called or anything like the

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<v Speaker 1>momentum was that ruined, I guess so. Or maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>thought I was desperate because I was like, let's keep

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<v Speaker 1>switching room. Yeah, yeah, quiet, you were trying real hard

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<v Speaker 1>to make it work. Yeah, all right, well we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try and make it work for you. Okay, there's something here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's play a song, we'll come back. We'll call Ellie

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<v Speaker 1>for you, and we'll try and get you your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Okay, that would be awesome, all right. Hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>The human mail is a clever and finicky creature. He

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<v Speaker 1>seeks to find a suitable mate online, willing to join

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<v Speaker 1>him back at his pleasure. Then, and this particular male, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>knows just the bait to lure her in. An unsuspecting

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<v Speaker 1>female in a documentary about Emperor Penguins. I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Although beautiful, the dating world can be a

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<v Speaker 1>mysterious and unforgiving place as well, full of surprises, because

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<v Speaker 1>just before he can complete his mating dance, Chris gets

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<v Speaker 1>an unexpected visitor. Oh, a housekeeper arriving to assume her

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<v Speaker 1>duties and spoil the mood. Chris is not pleased. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and now we're about to witness one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>spectacular and peculiar rituals in the mating Kingdom. A second

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<v Speaker 1>date update to see if we can save the mood.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want regular Jeffrey bring back doc if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just tuning in for the second date update. Chris wants

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<v Speaker 1>our help getting back in touch with his date named Ellie.

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<v Speaker 1>He was able to get her back to his place

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<v Speaker 1>where they were watching a penguin documentary before a maid

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<v Speaker 1>came in and ruin the mood. So now he's hoping

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<v Speaker 1>he can get things back on track with a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Do you think that there could be something

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<v Speaker 1>else besides you know, the housekeeper coming in? No, because

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone over this, like there's a Vooder film and

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<v Speaker 1>everything was going great. Then you know, three's a crowd

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<v Speaker 1>and that will in the move. Is this weird that

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<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't be calling you back right? Like? Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the weird part because I can guarantee, like the next

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<v Speaker 1>time there won't be three people maybe that Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what was the maid wearing? No one else? She's just

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<v Speaker 1>turned off because like he means, you don't clean your

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<v Speaker 1>own house. I don't know. Let's just call Ellie and

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<v Speaker 1>see what she has to say. Get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready, Chris, I'm ready? Thank you? All right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. I'm dial the number right now. Hello. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Ellie. Yeah, hi Ellie. My name is

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing. What's this about? Well, this is about

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<v Speaker 1>a segment that we do on our show, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be the star of it. Okay, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing, I promise, Well I think, I don't promise.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping it's a good thing because we're doing something

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<v Speaker 1>called a second date update. That's where if you go

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<v Speaker 1>out with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back, you can email our show and we'll reach

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<v Speaker 1>out to that person for you. To try and figure

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<v Speaker 1>out the reason why. Oh, you're being serious. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you was joking about it. I'm kind of a joke

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<v Speaker 1>but I never joke about anything. Ever, It's really hard

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<v Speaker 1>to tell what you're joking about and what you're not

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<v Speaker 1>joking about. Right now, well, I'm just going to drop

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<v Speaker 1>the jokes and in all honesty, one of our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>is trying to get a hold of you. His name's Chris. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you know about this? Well, because he emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us and it's hold us a little bit about how

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<v Speaker 1>you two met and that you guys went out for

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<v Speaker 1>a date and on his account, it was a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice time for the majority of your date. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>really liked you a lot. Okay, so now he's confused

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<v Speaker 1>because afterwards he's been struggling to get a hold of

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<v Speaker 1>you and he's hoping to figure out why. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>and he told you about all this, He told us

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of stuff. But like, how do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you like him when you guys were

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out? It sounds like you liked him a lot

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<v Speaker 1>because he told us that. Like you're the one that

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<v Speaker 1>suggested to go back and watch the Penguin documentary. At

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<v Speaker 1>his house, which I thought smooth, very good moons. How

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<v Speaker 1>he just tells everything, doesn't he is that? Okay? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean there's nothing embarrassing that he told us, No, not

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Well wait, what does that mean? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he's just I think he's really weird. So what makes

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<v Speaker 1>you think that? Well, yeah, we went to see a

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<v Speaker 1>documentary on penguins because I love penguins and it's to

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<v Speaker 1>get a little flirty and stuff, you know, and well

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<v Speaker 1>it's so funny. Okay, Well, his maid walks in, and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he told us about that that it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of interrupted the mood and took things down a level.

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<v Speaker 1>But he feels really bad about it. And to be fair,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like he planned it. I mean, he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that you guys were going back to his place.

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<v Speaker 1>He just had the housekeeper scheduled. I mean, it definitely

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<v Speaker 1>grew in the mood and it's not his fault technically,

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<v Speaker 1>but he acted really weird towards her. Towards the housekeeper, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean, he like jumped up when she came,

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<v Speaker 1>like immediately and gave her a hug. He hugged her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that, dude. I think it's fine. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this person is cleaning your house, and if she's been

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning his house for a long time, like you can

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<v Speaker 1>establish a relationship. Everybody knows you'd never hug the help brool.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't make eye contact. You can, you can maybe

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<v Speaker 1>maybe like have a little bit of a word or two,

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<v Speaker 1>but you don't want to give him the wrong idea.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? This person is in your stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>like literally see like plumbers and stuff. Do you hug

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<v Speaker 1>them if they were at my house every week? And sure?

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why you're not calling him back is because

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<v Speaker 1>he hugged his housekeeper. Not just that, Like she came

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<v Speaker 1>in a french maid outfit, like the type that you

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<v Speaker 1>can be on Halloween, like oking, she was dressed like

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<v Speaker 1>a sexy french maid. Yeah, like the feather duster that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't do anything. And yeah, so you think he's hiring

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<v Speaker 1>her just because she's hot. I'm confusing. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why he's doing it, but that was a red flat.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why he's doing that either, Ellie, but

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<v Speaker 1>I do know how we can find out, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>by just straight up asking him. Because he's on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening and he wants to join this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>He's on the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's been waiting

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<v Speaker 1>like a little dirty boy that he is. Chris. Yep, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all you got, Chris, Um, I have an answer here,

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<v Speaker 1>But if I give the answer, you're going to think

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<v Speaker 1>even worse of the situation. And it's not the case.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually a very innocent mistake. And I think I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to plaster over it with a white eye

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<v Speaker 1>and it's actually gotten worse. Just spit it out, Chris. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're already in a pretty bad position as

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I don't think it could get much Okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not have a housekeeper, a maid. I do

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<v Speaker 1>not have a cleaning service. A woman who came over

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<v Speaker 1>and has keys to my apartment is my mother, who Now,

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<v Speaker 1>your mom is the one that showed up in a

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<v Speaker 1>French maid outfit because she's a theatrical person. Yes, when

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<v Speaker 1>it's been she would drive me around in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>She wouldn't wear a chauffeur's outfit. Wait, hold on, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on. You live with your mom in a one

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<v Speaker 1>bedroom apartment, or your mom comes over dress as a

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<v Speaker 1>sexy French maid to clean your house. Neither a good office. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a French outfit. I do not think it

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<v Speaker 1>is a sexy outfit, and I think it's just to

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<v Speaker 1>get into character. You couldn't ask her to come back

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<v Speaker 1>if it's your mom when I was cleaning your apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>She only does it like maybe once or twice a month,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's coming from all the way across now, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to ask her to go back because

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<v Speaker 1>it's late, and I she I don't want to drive

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<v Speaker 1>about that time. So you were making out with her

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<v Speaker 1>while your mom was in the other room vacuuming. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not weird though again dressed and not normal aid

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<v Speaker 1>not normal. I thought it was going to be like

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<v Speaker 1>some weird s and M thing he was into. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually now better with that than I end with. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not This is not an M thing. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a completely normal thing. And I would just like

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<v Speaker 1>to say that my mom thinks you really cute, Ellie.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought you had a great figure and she so

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, you did very well for yourself to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just say that your mom thought that Ellie

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<v Speaker 1>had a nice figure again, you're making it weird when

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<v Speaker 1>you put interest on it. I'm just trying to clarify.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you could have introduced me, say to her,

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<v Speaker 1>if that was your mom, what would that be better

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<v Speaker 1>responsibility there? I was caught flat footed. I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know my mom when she's in her cleaning character.

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<v Speaker 1>She likes to stay in character. So I when I

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<v Speaker 1>went over there in a hugger, I briefly whispered in

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<v Speaker 1>her ears like, hey, you do your day. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bedroom. You you do your thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>you clean my apartment because I'm a grown man and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna make out with a woman in my bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>This is there are so many red flags here. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the coolest mom ever, Honestly, she's I think my mom

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<v Speaker 1>is very cool. Most people think my mom is cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And I bet you she cooked for you are a

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<v Speaker 1>grown man, do your own she that's a selling point

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<v Speaker 1>if I've ever heard. Okay with that said, man, would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to go out on one more date with Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. I'm good, dude, Come on, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, man, I'm really bummed out. I didn't I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize my mom screwed the whole thing up. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you screwed the whole thing up. I'm bummed out for you, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>because now Ellie won't be able to go out in

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<v Speaker 1>the second date and meet your dad as the butler

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<v Speaker 1>or the police officer. Yeah, man Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning.