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Speaker 1: like literally see like plumbers and stuff. Do you hug

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Speaker 1: So that's why you're not calling him back is because

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Speaker 1: like a little dirty boy that he is. Chris. Yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: and it's actually gotten worse. Just spit it out, Chris. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I do not have a housekeeper, a maid. I do

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Speaker 1: She wouldn't wear a chauffeur's outfit. Wait, hold on, okay,

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Speaker 1: She only does it like maybe once or twice a month,

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Speaker 1: And I bet you she cooked for you are a

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Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I'm good, dude, Come on, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I'm really bummed out. I didn't I

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