1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:02,400 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 2: Welcome to story time with grown adults who definitely should 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 2: have known better. Yeah, real stories, real regrets, and really 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 2: questionable life decisions. 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 3: No moral lessons though. 6 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 2: No, that's how this group rules for what's on your mind? 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 2: Starting with Brook Brook, what's on your mind? 8 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 3: Oh? 9 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 4: Man, So we have entered road trip season for my family. 10 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 4: We drive a lot in the summer, back and forth 11 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 4: between our different parents' house, hours and hours, and my 12 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 4: husband has decided that his new talent is whistling. 13 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 2: Oh no, what's wrong with whistling? 14 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 3: Oh my god? 15 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 4: Six hours of whistling. And the thing is, the thing 16 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 4: is it doesn't stop when the lyrics stop. He just 17 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 4: keeps whistling right over the instrumentals. Do an argument over 18 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 4: what was worse my singing or is whistling? 19 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: Okay, well, whistling is what happy people do, So I 20 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 1: can understand why you wouldn't want your husband to feel that. 21 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 4: You want someone to whistle in a car trip for 22 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 4: six hours. 23 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,120 Speaker 3: Jeff you were such a life. 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 1: If it's a good tune. 25 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 5: No, no, I mean our Tego director Ashen made this 26 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 5: fort the other day. 27 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: You only whistle when you're happy. 28 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 3: You know when sad whistles, but it's never not obnoxious. 29 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 3: That's also true. Maybe ever heard a whistle that it's like, hey, 30 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 3: I want to. 31 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 4: Join me in? Yes? 32 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 2: Maybe when it's coming from somebody that you love and 33 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 2: respect and have known and admired for fifteen plus Yes, yes, right. 34 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 4: And that's why I admire him so much to get 35 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 4: him to stop because it is embarrassing. 36 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 3: Okay, you don't want happy people and what they like 37 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 3: better or yeah. And my daughter was like, no, Dad, 38 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 3: you need to shut it. 39 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 4: And then my son is like, I like it. 40 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: He's a whistler. Yes, the whistle wars continue in the 41 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: Fox household. 42 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 3: I don't know how to stop it at this point. 43 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: Just let it be. Yeah, Jose, what's been on your mind? 44 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 5: Why was at the airport recently? 45 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: I had a few minutes to. 46 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 5: Kill before I boarded my flight, so I found a 47 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 5: place to stand. I'm leaning on a pole on between 48 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 5: my gate and the next gate. Okay, and I hear 49 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 5: the voice over the loud speakers, so I perk up, 50 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 5: I you know, put my headphone on, and the flight 51 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 5: attendants the next gate over yeah says excuse me, everyone, 52 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 5: we have an important announcement to make, and I'm looking 53 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 5: at him, and he looks to his left, makes direct. 54 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,799 Speaker 1: Eye contact with me. 55 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,240 Speaker 3: Okay, right, and. 56 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 6: He says loudly, ladies and gentlemen, our flight is overweight 57 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 6: and looks at you while he is looking directly, and 58 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,800 Speaker 6: he pauses and continues to look at me. 59 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 4: Did you tell him that you have actually lost weight 60 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 4: and that because you are looking fantastic? 61 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 5: I try to look around. 62 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 1: Like, I'm like what wait? 63 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 3: Did I like? 64 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: What did I do? 65 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:41,920 Speaker 4: Like? 66 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: I'm not even on that flight? 67 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 6: So yeah, he finishes his announcements. 68 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,679 Speaker 5: Breaks the eye contact. Apparently he was talking about excessive 69 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 5: baggage on the flight. 70 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: I did. 71 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 5: I took it personally. 72 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 2: I thought, I was, you do have a lot of 73 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 2: emotional baggage. 74 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 3: True. 75 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 5: So anyway, I just wanted to say, if any air 76 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 5: my employees are listening and you are making the flight 77 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,679 Speaker 5: as overweight announcement, maybe looked down, maybe. 78 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 7: Look yeahcase, hold up a suitcase. 79 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: Or switching up. 80 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 2: Hey we got a hot flight today, alexis what's been 81 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 2: on your mind? 82 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 7: So I have a fear of birds, and I always 83 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 7: have all birds and my friends all know this about me. 84 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: Okay, birds are your friends? By the way, I don't 85 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: like them. I don't like them at all. 86 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 7: But despite them knowing, what did my roommate do but 87 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 7: buy two bird feeders for outside of our house. 88 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 4: Oh I'm not for sure she was bringing a bird 89 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 4: in your hoard. 90 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 7: No no, no, no, no, Okay, they're outside, but I 91 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 7: have to go outside brook to get places. And she's 92 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 7: tried to tell me it's like cute little finches whatever. 93 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 7: It's tine, But the problem is it attracts pigeons, and 94 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 7: we have a lot of pigeons. 95 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 3: Now. 96 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: Pigeons are like the princesses of the sky. 97 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 3: Are disgusting. They're kind of like rats with wings. 98 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like the of the pigeons. 99 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 2: What they show up for free food in the alley? 100 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 3: Do you come back with their friends you get more 101 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 3: free things? Yeah, you mentioned it. It's kind of rude 102 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 3: that you like a finch but you don't like a pigeon. 103 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 7: Okay, I'm not I'm not fighting about pigeons here. My 104 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 7: point is they're always there, and then there's squirrels on 105 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,039 Speaker 7: the ground getting the fallen food too that world, and 106 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 7: I don't like squirrels either. 107 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 4: More problem, they're also dirty rodes. 108 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 3: Exactly outside my house. There's all these rodents that I'm 109 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:35,360 Speaker 3: scared of. 110 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: The opposite of snow. 111 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,480 Speaker 3: We can't get rid of them because it keeps our 112 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 3: cat entertained, entertaining the window. I have a solution, and 113 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 3: it's including opening the door. I don't want them in 114 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 3: the house either, get out, I guess. 115 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 7: Until then, I'm going through exposure therapy against my will. 116 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 3: So yeah, all right, Jeffy, what's on your mind? 117 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: Brooken? Producer Bull are always on me for being kind. 118 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,919 Speaker 2: Of forgetful, Like occasionally I'll forget my phone in the 119 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:09,360 Speaker 2: studio for a couple hours, or I won't know when 120 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 2: the show vacations are, yeah, after we already took the vacation, 121 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 2: or all accidentally won't renew my car insurance for like 122 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:16,839 Speaker 2: three years. 123 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 4: You don't know that you're paying eight different health insurance 124 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 4: just at the same time, exactly. 125 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 2: And it doesn't just happen to me at work, it 126 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 2: happens at home too, And this last time proved to 127 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 2: be almost fatal. 128 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: God it was. It was a pretty simple situation. 129 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,360 Speaker 2: I was just making myself a sandwich and I needed 130 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 2: a tiny bowl for my sliced avocados. So yeah, I 131 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 2: like to display them before I pop. 132 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: Them on the sandwich. 133 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 2: Anyway, I look in my cabinet, I grab a bowl 134 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,840 Speaker 2: with my left hand, and then I closed the cabinet 135 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,919 Speaker 2: with my right hand. And the problem is I completely 136 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 2: forgot in my right hand. I'm still holding the knife 137 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 2: to cut the avocados. 138 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm. 139 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 2: Carelessly closing the cabinet with my knife hands. The knife 140 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 2: goes right under my chin and I feel the blade drags. 141 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: Straight across the center of my throat. 142 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 5: Almost cut your own throat. 143 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 4: People would have thought you did that on purpose, that 144 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 4: you would have been institutionalized if you could go to 145 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,200 Speaker 4: the doctor. 146 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 2: In the moment I realized what I did, my life 147 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,159 Speaker 2: flashes before my eyes. I'm like, this is how it 148 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 2: ends making a turkey bacon avocado and I look down 149 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 2: at my hand. Thank god, it's only a butter knife. 150 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 3: Life flashing before your eyes with a butter knife, what 151 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 3: it neck? Oh, you almost put a spoon up to 152 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 3: your face. 153 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 2: I normally have a very sharp knife to cut my avocados. 154 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,600 Speaker 2: This was the one time I used a butter knife 155 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,560 Speaker 2: to do it, but almost accidentally ended myself in my 156 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 2: Kischens turkey bacon avocado sand. 157 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 5: It's like he ate cereal and gagged on the spoon, 158 00:06:59,200 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 5: almost choked it. 159 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 1: Worst final destination scene in all time. But that's what's 160 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: on our minds. 161 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 2: I'm glad, I'm still YAH and text into seven eight, five, 162 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 2: nine two tell us what's been on your mind. 163 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 164 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.