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Speaker 1: We're here for football football. We got Jim Brewer Pat

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Speaker 1: We gotta make sure to give you guys attention over there.

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Speaker 1: all right, So it looks like a meeting. I've been

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Speaker 1: to gods, and I went, listen, I never I never

419
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: meant to disrespect for you. I grew watching good Fellas

420
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: and his whole demeanor changed. And I said, I was

421
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: on the street corner imitating you, and I said, you

422
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: one of the best actors. And then I saw you

423
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: with raising bowl and then easy money, and I followed

424
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: your career and I just you should see what they

425
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: really want me to say. And I went, oh, ship,

426
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: and I went on for I said, you know, Scoots sketch,

427
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: the sketch that's it's not worth it. I'll never do

428
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: it again. And he stared at me and he went,

429
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: what the funk, I'm busting your ball? He little fake.

430
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: I said, you go up Long Island? What are you

431
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: doing busching your ball? And I swear to this day

432
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: I don't care what he said. He he was he

433
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: was testing me out. Man. The minute he saw I

434
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,239
Speaker 1: was a fan, he was like, all right, all right,

435
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: I'll let you go. But before that he was not

436
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: having it. That scared the death out of me. That

437
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: was an incredible impression, and I was good, Yeah, that

438
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: was really good for a Sunday morning. No no, no,

439
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: or some things. So pat Man. What's been harder so far?

440
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:18,479
Speaker 1: Standing at the one yard line in Houston to catch up,

441
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: you know, to to catch a punt or you know,

442
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: podcast and do with live shows and like what's going

443
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: through your mind? The thing about professional athletes because like,

444
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: like I've been a fan of yours. You're at bar

445
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: stool your story. I was like, Yeah, this guy's nuts,

446
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: this guy is crazy. This guy's retiring from the NFL.

447
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: I personally, I think I'm our record going this is

448
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: a stunt. Yeah, a lot of people because especially because

449
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: we did because on Comedy Central, right, so it's like

450
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: this guy is a stunt or we need to check

451
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: him for CT. Maybe he got dinged up a couple

452
00:30:55,480 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: of times medicinal um. But I just I got to

453
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 1: the point where I was like, all right, the NFL

454
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: is cool. I got everything I needed out of it.

455
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: The only reason why I want to the NFL was

456
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: so I this is a true story. When I was

457
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: in high squad, more scholarship officers for soccer than I

458
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: did for football. But football, you're good with your feet

459
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: across the board. Man, I could just kick. I'm just

460
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: good at kicking stuff. That's about it. That's about I

461
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: can't play video games. I can't iron, I can't clean,

462
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: I can't cook, I can't do ship, I can tweet,

463
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: can't instagram. My instagram sucks. Facebook is average. But I

464
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: can kick the ship out of some stuff, Mike. I'm

465
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: pretty good at kicking stuff, now, you know what I mean.

466
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: But with my family and I made a business decision

467
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: for football, because you can make a lot more money

468
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: in America playing football. So it all worked out. I

469
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: got my parents out of debt, gave my dad his

470
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: first business when he was fifty in Indianapolis. My mom

471
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: works for him, my brother works for him. I got

472
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: them a house in Indianapolis. I took care of everybody

473
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: I had to take care of, and then I was like, wow,

474
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: now I just gotta keep the lights on. Nobody has

475
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: any debt. I'm gonna go ahead and fucking live a

476
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: little bit. And I said, I told before last year

477
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: that was probably gonna be my last year. Chuck Pogano

478
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: and I just kind of rode out the year. Vinitarry

479
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: was the one who was most piste off of me

480
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: for retiring early. Why because I hold his balls, Because

481
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: I was just it was me and him. It was

482
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: an intimate relationship he and I when there was eleven

483
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: men attempting to kill him, there, I was on my

484
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: knees holding his balls so he could kick calls through

485
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: the uprights and become the all time leading score in

486
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: the NFL. And then when he retires, he's gonna join me.

487
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: So when there's eleven guys ready to knock everyone's head off,

488
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: you're you're on your hands and knees with kneepads holding

489
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: another man's balls. Yeah. I don't wear kneepads, and I'm

490
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: a vet because okay, I got callous. Is uh well,

491
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: what is that though? Why don't you guys wear kneepads?

492
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: I noticed that there's less and less padding with NFL players.

493
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. You know, they made a rule

494
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: they have to except for punters and kickers. Yeah, but

495
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: they wear them above their knee. They wear their kneepads.

496
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: It's a lower thigh protector. RAP have some respect for it.

497
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: It's but it's because of speed, yeah, And it's because like,

498
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: if your knees need padding, something went wrong, you know,

499
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: because I mean somebody's either diving at your knees and

500
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: that's gonna hurt regardless or you're on your knees and

501
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: that's a holder. So it's like one or the other.

502
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: So everybody just kind of finds it pointless. I didn't

503
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: use any like, uh, leg pads, just because I like freedom,

504
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: you know, I like the freedom. Mike, you see that

505
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: I got you yoga. So so when you're when you're

506
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: when you're behind the line, either holding the ball or

507
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: getting ready to catch a punt. Over the years, give

508
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: me a few of the names of the defensive players

509
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: that were most intimidating, biggest trash talkers throughout your career,

510
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: Like who sticks out where You're like, that's not a

511
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: guy that I want to run into anymore. So one

512
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: d Lineman talk ship to me one like heavily everybody else.

513
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: The worst I ever heard was somebody said you're Twitter

514
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: and even funny dog, And I was like, what that

515
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: was on the field. He actually said that to me.

516
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: Y I checked out your Twitter and an't even funny dog,

517
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, thank you for checking it out, sir.

518
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: You know, like I don't know what else to say.

519
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: One guy's uh one Joe bart Scott. Right, here's the situation,

520
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 1: you know, bart Scott can't wait yes, So Vinitary can't wait.

521
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: We got you Patriots fans man, you got can't wait.

522
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. And then we came

523
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: up here and beach you can't wait. He couldn't wait

524
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 1: to come. No nothing, hun no sense to you. Here's

525
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 1: no push. It was tough. But Joe bart Scott Vinitary

526
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: kick the field goal was in the playoffs. He was

527
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: with the Jets at the time. He came walking by

528
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: and he like acted like he didn't see Vinetary. Vinetary's old,

529
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 1: fragile and one of my good friends. So he's like

530
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: about to walk through Vinetary. Vineitary doesn't even see it happening.

531
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: He's about to dap up in our alignment and he's

532
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: like just about to run right into Vinetary. So I

533
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 1: reach around Vinean, I like give him like a shoulder

534
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: pad like shove, you know, like like and he turns around.

535
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: And it's at this moment I realized, like I have

536
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: to be a man here because this is all on film.

537
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: This is on film, so all of my teammates are

538
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: about to see what's about to happen right now, right,

539
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: So bart Scott turns around and I go, I go,

540
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: don't walk through a fucking Hall of Famer because you

541
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: sucked in Baltimore, you suck in New York. You're a

542
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: fucking punk, right, And I'm like, holy sh it, and

543
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: I see Vinitary. I see Vinitary look at me, and

544
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: he's like, the funk are you doing right now? I

545
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, man, I don't know, And

546
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 1: he goes, what did you just say to me? I said,

547
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: you heard me, man, And like this is a moment

548
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: of fool on like asshole, real tight wrap, like real

549
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: tight at this moment, and an offensive lineman comes over

550
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: and like separates us, and I think Hockey Lee was

551
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: the ref. I was like, all right, all right, what

552
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: the funk are you doing? Pad? Im like, I don't

553
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 1: know ed that's on me. I don't know what just

554
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: happened there. So I kick it off, right. So I

555
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 1: kicked off for the Colts, and uh, I think it

556
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: was Cremarty caught it in the end zone and he

557
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 1: started running and he ran up his sideline and I

558
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: had to dive and tackle him, right, So I dive

559
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: and tackle him, laid out, I spin and I'm on

560
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: all fours on the jet sideline and I'm right in

561
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: front of Cleats and I like look up slowly and

562
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: barts Gott goes Luke, who the funk it is? And

563
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. So I'm on all fours

564
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 1: and I like crawl off of the jet sideline and

565
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: then I walk back right. So the next day we're

566
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: watching film special teams film and the field goal comes

567
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: up right here it is. We watch it in succession.

568
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: The field goal comes up and they're like, all right, Pat,

569
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: way to stick up for your teammate there, and a

570
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: couple of guys are like, yeah, Pat, you look good

571
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: or whatever. I'm like, thanks man, Yeah, yeah, you know, guys,

572
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: I'm tough as ship. Yeah, I'm about that life. You

573
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: know the deal here, And then they show the kickoff

574
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: and it's on film of me on all fours on

575
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: their sideline crawling in a frantic manner to get the

576
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: funk out of there. And I was immediately ruined by

577
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: all of my teammates, my coaches. There was a laser

578
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 1: pointer around me about like this is not what you

579
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 1: want to do on an NFL field, all of that ship.

580
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: So that was a moment of high and low all

581
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: wrapped up in the same situation. And I want Bart,

582
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: Mr Bart Scott, Mr Mr Bart Scott to know that

583
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: I did not mean any of that. And if we

584
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: run into each other at a bar club and I'm

585
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: blacked out and I'm dancing, I don't want him to

586
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: fight me. But if it goes down, I gotta do

587
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: what the funk I gotta do because it's probably you

588
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But that was the craziest situation

589
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: I was ever in. Everybody else became a fan of mine,

590
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 1: the other the other players. Yeah, because I got arrested

591
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: for being publicly intoxicated allegedly. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Well.

592
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:50,439
Speaker 1: I was definitely publicly intoxicated. I was allegedly swimming, yeah, allegedly.

593
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: So they all love that, like a lot of Yeah,

594
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: Like other teams returners would come up and talk to

595
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: me and be like, what's up, man, Like, yeah, you're wild, bro.

596
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, thanks, man. If we're get in the open

597
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: field together, just don't run me over. Just shake the

598
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: ship out of me. Don't run me over like Antonio

599
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: Brown did to that Cleveland Brown's punter. She kicked him me.

600
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: They didn't kick him in the face, right in the face. Yeah.

601
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: When you when you're when you're what is that like

602
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: the thing that I'm so fascinated by by athletes, Like

603
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: we look at it as fans, you know, like this

604
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: this superhuman stuff. But to you guys that actually do it,

605
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: you're totally relaxed in this situation. You're focused in this situation.

606
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: You kick a ball off and then you know, if

607
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: it gets past the first line of defense, you become

608
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: in the play. How fast is everything happening? Or and

609
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 1: and and like what like do you have nightmares about?

610
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: Like like what is it like to really like be

611
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: in that. It's a full that's for sure, but it's

612
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: not like a nightmare. I'm two forty pounds, so I'm

613
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: pretty big. So have you kicked you with two forty branded?

614
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: I was comfortable, Let's not get I wasn't like shredded

615
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 1: to forty. I was comfortable to forty. But I wasn't

616
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: scared of like getting devote or anything like that. The

617
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: biggest nightmare is getting shook and then it becoming a

618
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: gift and then it being played over and over and

619
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: over and over again, like what happened to Julian Edelman

620
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: and me? Or Antonio Brown and me. So there's a

621
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: couple of them floating around out there that are tough

622
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: to handle on a daily basis. Who was the fastest

623
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 1: guy you ever saw, Like, whether it was a teammate,

624
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: Tyreek Hill. He plays for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's

625
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 1: a fucking nightmare. So yeah, yeah, yeah. So Shane Lechler

626
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: has been in the league forever. He's the greatest punner

627
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: of all time. He played uh for the Houston Texans

628
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Speaker 1: during my career. I walked up to him in pregame

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Speaker 1: yet I said no. He said, Okay, this is what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do. When you get the snap, You're gonna

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Speaker 1: turn directly to the sideline and you're gonna kick it

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Speaker 1: out of bounce because Tyreek Hill is a fucking animal.

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Speaker 1: And I said, okay. So we played the Kansas City

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Speaker 1: punted it on the field of play. No no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: You're going to kick it out of bounds. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah, And I missed and I missed, and

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Speaker 1: he took the ball from this side of the field.

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Speaker 1: It's fifty three and the third wide, and I think

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Speaker 1: he got to the other fucking sideline in three seconds.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know how the funk that works scientifically

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Speaker 1: or mathematically, but he ran a quick ass forty bang

646
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Speaker 1: and then he was down the sideline and there I

647
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Speaker 1: was just staring at him, and accidentally he stepped out

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Speaker 1: of bounce, so I didn't have to do anything. He's

649
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Speaker 1: a little fellow. But that's a moment of I am

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Speaker 1: the worst athlete on this field by far, by far,

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Speaker 1: it's not even close. He's an Olympian just running with

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Speaker 1: a football, and if he and I were to square off,

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Speaker 1: I think he would have just ran right by me

654
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Speaker 1: and I wouldn't even be able to play like two

655
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Speaker 1: hand fucking touch with him or flag football. It's like,

656
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Speaker 1: it's incredible, the athletes. It's everything is so fast now.

657
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Speaker 1: That's why it's the game is going to get so

658
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Speaker 1: much better and better and better because everybody's getting so

659
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Speaker 1: much faster, and those high speed collisions at the NFL

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Speaker 1: hates are what make our game great. And the faster

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Speaker 1: people get, the bigger the collision is gonna happen, you know,

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Speaker 1: And it's just it's an incredible game. I was very

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Speaker 1: lucky to play. What a great gig. You kick the

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Speaker 1: fucking ball. Yeah the hell out of it too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: up alive. And let me ask. It is because the

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Speaker 1: long snapper of the Jets lives on my street. And

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Speaker 1: I'm just looking at this guy. What a gig. We're

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671
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Speaker 1: gotta look through his legs. Yeah, right there, go further back.

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Speaker 1: Let me see if I can throw it further. Snap

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Speaker 1: eats the sandwich as he goes out the field, let

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Speaker 1: me know. And now there's rules. Now there's rules that

675
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Speaker 1: you can't hit him, so they can't get hit there.

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Speaker 1: An upside down quarterback would lay down. Snap can't touch me.

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Speaker 1: He touched me. Stick my leg out. He touched me

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Speaker 1: fifteen yards. I'm out give me my million dollars. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a great gig. What a great gig. You get

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Speaker 1: a pension, right, and you get a pension. Yeah you

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Speaker 1: make I'm just playing, you know what I mean jim

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Speaker 1: shaking health and all that. Yeah, this seems like a

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Speaker 1: really kind of money. They pay you good. Now listen,

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Speaker 1: I have good career. Vinitary is gonna be Uh. He's

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Speaker 1: This is twenty three years of getting paid good. Twenty

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I have to assume everybody in here has

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Speaker 1: We're listen. We're all grown people out of fantasy sports fest.

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Speaker 1: Have you been mocking or not? Okay, where your fantasy

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Speaker 1: football flag high? Have you been mocked drafting or not?

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Speaker 1: All right, mock drafting is good at this point. We

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Speaker 1: all know who to pick, who not to pick, who's good,

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Speaker 1: who's not good. We're studying, we're prepping today, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna bring three people up here. This ain't no,

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Speaker 1: This ain't a mock that you're gonna do in the

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Speaker 1: privacy of your own home. Okay, this ain't a mock

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Speaker 1: draft that you're doing in the library. We're like, leave

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Speaker 1: me alone, We'll leave me loan to really prepare for

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Speaker 1: your draft, to really prepare to kick ass in the

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Speaker 1: fantasy football season. You have to Durest mock draft. And

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Speaker 1: what a better way to Durest mock draft. You got

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Speaker 1: a minute? You get a minute. You got Pattie mac

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Speaker 1: Me and Jim Brewer. We're gonna be talking trash. It

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Speaker 1: might be a little blue. Is there anybody in here

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Speaker 1: under eighteen? Yeah? I just saw a kid right there,

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Speaker 1: and I've dropped seven F bombs so far. I just

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Speaker 1: saw this order that is on me. I just want

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Speaker 1: to raise my hand. I just want to raise my

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Speaker 1: hand that. I don't think I've cursed yet. I don't

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Speaker 1: think I cursed yet. I was saying luck. I was

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Speaker 1: saying luck. So now we're gonna do the Durest mock

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Speaker 1: Draft for a billion dollars. We're gonna bring up these

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Speaker 1: three guys. What's your name? What is it? You're nine?

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Speaker 1: All right? So what is it? They get? They get

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Speaker 1: a minute? Nine? Are you got chick computers? You got

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Speaker 1: your computers ready? Jimmy, I want this guy. I got him. Now,

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Speaker 1: I got anyone who wears glasses. I'm in you got him?

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Speaker 1: He want in contacts? Let Jimmy, you got him. I

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Speaker 1: got right here. Me and Moody got you right here.

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Speaker 1: Where what's your name? Hampshire? All right? What's Mike? Now?

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Speaker 1: What's your name? Justin justice? Have you been mocked drafting? Yes?

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Speaker 1: So you think that you could drest mock draft with

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Speaker 1: me on your back to pick the perfect line of

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Speaker 1: your whole life could change right now, justin a billion.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say million, forget a million. We're talking jay

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Speaker 1: Z money. I'm talking about a billion to rest mock draft.

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Speaker 1: You got a minute to pick the perfect lineup. You're ready.

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Speaker 1: You can buy the Titans with this money. Now, were

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Speaker 1: gonna count down real life fantasy. You can get laser surgery,

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Speaker 1: lace because you get braces, all that fiction. Hey, bad guy,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying all those opportunities you can get. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: count down from five. You guys want to get it

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Speaker 1: on it? You just let these guys, let them, let

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Speaker 1: them concentrate. This is my guy right here, Jimmy. No,

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Speaker 1: Mike's got it. I could tell by Mike perfect the soul.

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Speaker 1: He's got it by nine five ye to that's the grid.

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Speaker 1: Come on, make your pick, make your pick, shake you

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Speaker 1: got you get the rule in your life? Kenny, you

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Speaker 1: got it? What do you want? Make your pick? The

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Speaker 1: Red SoC Man Smart, we smart, make it pick not

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Speaker 1: all paint Street teams to change your life week this

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Speaker 1: week one. This is Elliott speak. You Elliott, what do

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Speaker 1: He's not even playing? Don't you? Don't you do it?

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Speaker 1: He sucks, so you're gonna pick him. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: right now. A billion regret from billion September tames not

766
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Speaker 1: Allen Rabbits with Cowboys. What are you talking to, Jimmy

767
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: for worrying about your draft? How I want to go first?

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Speaker 1: I just want to say, he never flinched. He never flinched,

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Speaker 1: he never. He's got my hands on, Mike Poe. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna let the crowd decide which is the best lineup? Okay,

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00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 1: recite your lineup? Kirk Cousins, La, Garret Blunt, Lisha McCoy,

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00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: Randall Cobb, Larry Gerald, De Sean Jackson, zach Ertz, De

773
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Speaker 1: Marco Murray and Steelers at his defense. Good job, I think,

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Speaker 1: and are gonna do. Good job, alright, Contestant number two,

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Speaker 1: Jim that's your guy, right, come on, Mikey give me

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Speaker 1: the Mike, Jimmy, he go, Mike all right. Dak Prescott

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Speaker 1: as guy like Garrett Blount Bryant grab Tree, Fitzgerald, Bennett,

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00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: Lynch and defense the Panthers. Alright, alright, Silenrow, Silen Big Mike,

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Speaker 1: third contestant, what's your name? Brother? You're here, we go,

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Speaker 1: You're nine? Who you got? I got Rogers as a quarterback.

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00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: I got Elliott, Murray, Garkin, Hopkins, Wallace, Olson, Hood and

782
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Speaker 1: Packers And you know you know that Zeke Elliot's not

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Speaker 1: playing right, he's out for like six n a budget.

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Speaker 1: All right, you guys all, First of all, you did

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Speaker 1: a great job under the darrests. That was the first

786
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Speaker 1: ever hold on, hold on, We're gonna decide one. Yeah,

787
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Speaker 1: is it him? Is it money, Mike? Is it the

788
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Speaker 1: guy who picked the guy who's not playing the first

789
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Speaker 1: six game? Alright, money Mike one money, my guys, winner,

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Speaker 1: guys and money Mike. Your prize is a T shirt

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Speaker 1: signed by the long snapper and holder of the snow Kick,

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Speaker 1: Lonnie Paxston and Ken Walter's guys, right of a base

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Speaker 1: for Mike and coach Jim Brewer. Alright, money, Mike, Hey,

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Speaker 1: congratch Jim. That was a really good ub you did

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Speaker 1: on that killed it. That's the rest. Mock drafting killed it.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about that work. Hey, I got

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Speaker 1: ten percent of that billion Mike, all right, Pat and Jim,

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Speaker 1: thank you man, you guys, thanks for rocking with me

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Speaker 1: all day. We're doing punt passing. Kick later, right, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna catch every listen. Normally, the average person when a

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Speaker 1: punt is kicked to them, it takes a bunch of tries.

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Speaker 1: The first bomb you kicked to me that I could

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Speaker 1: get under, I have to get under it. I'm not

804
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Speaker 1: gonna be able to chase it down either, because I

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Speaker 1: am definitely the slowest person in the arena. I will catch, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: any bomb you want, as long as I get under it,

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Speaker 1: so I have to hit it to you. Any bomb

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