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Speaker 1: celebrating with logic. And Guy Fierti Capricorn. You may be

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Speaker 1: Your days of seven Taurus, someone may come to confide

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Speaker 1: Your days of ten Cancer, go on a new adventure

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Speaker 1: Your day is an eight Leo. A change in your

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Speaker 1: It may seem scary, but you're ready your days and nine.

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Speaker 1: days of ten Scorpio. You've been working hard. Don't forget

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Speaker 1: Text us in fifty five standard data and missing rates

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Speaker 1: may apply. It's Elvis Strand in the Morning Show, Okay

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Speaker 1: minus Elvis Duran It's in the Morning today is sick um? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This is the first show I've I've guest hosted since

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Speaker 1: my second stroke, I guess. So we were just here

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Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen, but if it, if it did,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. What. I got a text

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, though, if you fall in the middle

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Speaker 1: Like Theate's gonna have another stroke and you're the one

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Speaker 1: that can fix things. You're the former e MT. I know. No,

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Speaker 1: Scary said something very sweet in my birthday card last week.

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Speaker 1: And what was it, Scary? It was something along the

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Speaker 1: You have to because you go through something like, you know,

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Speaker 1: let's Sam make us feel good because I feel great.

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Speaker 1: I love this conversation. Should get a little depressed here. Um,

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Speaker 1: we got a lot of stuff going on. In case

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Speaker 1: in the morning show is taking over for him. Danielle,

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Speaker 1: I don't have anything about the royals right now, but

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Speaker 1: K Okay, Sam, make us feel good today? All right?

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Speaker 1: So Brody sent me the story. I find it pretty interesting.

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Speaker 1: What's inject gass sea a little bit of an a

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Speaker 1: goods part is how the public responded to David's tweet

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Speaker 1: workers have to go through crap on a regular basis

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Speaker 1: thanks for everyone who wasn't an a hole David. I

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Speaker 1: Elvis rand dot com, subject line feel goods. What is it, Gandy?

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Speaker 1: What are you trying to say? That's a great deal

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Speaker 1: it's miss like label, don't they get it? Brody would

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Speaker 1: me the story. Would call the police. Okay, we'll talk more.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give him Brody and toothbrush to leave the storm?

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Speaker 1: What happened? What went wrong there? Let's talk about that

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Speaker 1: next time. Thank you very much, Sam, much appreciated. I

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Speaker 1: in the Morning show. All right, good morning, everybody gets

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Um, I just wanted to warn

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Speaker 1: and we're not going to talk about this all day

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Speaker 1: we're post stroke Nick right now, do you want so

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Speaker 1: you guy, Please have that handy because this is a

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Speaker 1: We bought that for Jeopardy, but then we never used it. Allay,

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Speaker 1: post malone, your post stroke. We got a new collab

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Speaker 1: is out Elvis is six, so we're in the morning

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Harley, we're joking. We're laughing here is it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: all my my bros. You're such a target, though, Scar,

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Speaker 1: that scary, right, But we can pick on scary, but

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Speaker 1: if somebody else picks on no, no, no, not okay. Well,

419
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Speaker 1: and you can definitely see that in the Instagram post.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we joke about each other, but Sidy goes

421
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Speaker 1: in hard. I know Brody' is the first one to

422
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Speaker 1: go to the wall and it happens Abdy's bat. You

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Speaker 1: pick on scary, I'll throw punch you. Yeah, do not

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Speaker 1: pick on scary, not suck on punch throat punch that

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Speaker 1: it's not okay. Well, um, thank you very much for

426
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Speaker 1: having our back and scariest Danielle. All right, let's get

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Speaker 1: into your report. What's Chris Martin got going on? So?

428
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Speaker 1: All right, so you want to start with that one. Yeah,

429
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Speaker 1: So Chris Martin was mad at a group of fans

430
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Speaker 1: we're pestering him for his autograph after his charity gig

431
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Speaker 1: in LA this week. So he said, treat me like

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Speaker 1: a human being. Don't shout at me. It's so aggressive.

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Speaker 1: Ye as nicely or just leep off, be polite, treat

434
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Speaker 1: humans with decency. He says. I know you're just gonna

435
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 1: go and take these and sell them on eBay anyway,

436
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 1: He says, I might have family stuff going on. I

437
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Speaker 1: might have had a you know, a crappy gig, you know,

438
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Speaker 1: whatever it is. You know, you just gotta be nicer

439
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Speaker 1: and stop screaming at me. So that's how he was failing.

440
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 1: He was not too thrilled with that. Who the hell

441
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Speaker 1: wouldn't vote for Derek Jeter for the Hall of Fame?

442
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: So stupid. He's in, but he missed the unanimous vote

443
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Speaker 1: by just one. Now Mariano Rivera is the only one

444
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Speaker 1: who has gotten the unanimous vote. I know there's somebody

445
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Speaker 1: else in the Hall of Fame as well. There's only

446
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Speaker 1: one other person that got voted in, right, what was

447
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Speaker 1: his name, Larry Larry Well. I kind of feel bad

448
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Speaker 1: for Larry Walker because everybody's talking about dad. Sorry Larry,

449
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 1: but he's in two, so that's pretty cool. Selena Gomez

450
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Speaker 1: is the number one album in the country Rare Soul

451
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Speaker 1: one hundred and twelve thousand and copies last week, so congratulations.

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Speaker 1: There sad news from Taylor swift Um. She's opening up

453
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Speaker 1: about her mom's latest struggles with her health journey. She

454
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Speaker 1: was talking to Variety and she says that while her

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Speaker 1: mom was going through cancer treatment, they found a brain tumor.

456
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Speaker 1: She says, the symptoms of which a person goes through

457
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Speaker 1: when they have a brain tumor is nothing like you've

458
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Speaker 1: ever been through with the cancer. So it's a really

459
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Speaker 1: hard time for us as a family right now. So

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Speaker 1: our best is going out to her um. This is

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Speaker 1: a surprise. Oh my gosh, I can't believe they didn't

462
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Speaker 1: agree to this. Takashi six nine. He cannot serve his

463
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Speaker 1: um his sentence on house arrest. Everybody, I'm shocked, just

464
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Speaker 1: shocks that they wouldn't let him stay home. He says

465
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Speaker 1: he's a target in prison. Well yeah, he says, any anywhere,

466
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Speaker 1: So solitary guys. DJ kallin another one. His wife gave

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Speaker 1: birth to another one. Oh yeah, so congratulations. So that

468
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Speaker 1: means so he's so cute. He's like praising God and

469
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Speaker 1: he's so happy. I love it. I love reading about that.

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Speaker 1: So we've got a list of the best super Bowls

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Speaker 1: of all time. It is topped by the overtime thriller

472
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Speaker 1: between the Patriots and the Falcons a few years ago.

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Speaker 1: And your worst super Bowl of all time was six

474
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Speaker 1: years ago when the Seahawks blew out the Broncos. Remember

475
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Speaker 1: that that was the worst Super Bowls, so boring, there's

476
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Speaker 1: nothing going on. It was so stupid. What else do

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Speaker 1: I have for you? Alish Key's new album March twentieth,

478
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Speaker 1: that's when you will get that. Apparently Rihanna's ex billionaire

479
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Speaker 1: boyfriend wants her to take every bit of social media

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Speaker 1: about him off her page. I haven't, yeah, but he

481
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Speaker 1: doesn't want anything. I'm like, does he have a new

482
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Speaker 1: woman that's like jealous? Like, what's going on there? Something's

483
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Speaker 1: going on and Lady Gaga, if you blink, you missed it.

484
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: But Stupid Love, which is supposedly her next single, dropped

485
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Speaker 1: yesterday or leaked yesterday, So that's what's to come out

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Speaker 1: till February. Garrett's trying to find at Port. Garrett is

487
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Speaker 1: like on the dark web trying to find this, and

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Speaker 1: he's finding other things that doesn't want to find. Okay,

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Speaker 1: in case you were like pretty much everybody Daniel was

490
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Speaker 1: using air quotes there. I'm sorry they're not sure. If

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Speaker 1: they're not sure if it was her right exactly? I

492
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Speaker 1: thought in the way my inflection of my voice kind

493
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Speaker 1: of people now in the room, I am excited because

494
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Speaker 1: Riverdale is back tonight. Yes, And the series premiere of

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Speaker 1: Aquafina is Nora from Queens on Comedy Central. Also the

496
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Speaker 1: serious premiere of Pandemic How to Prevent an Outbreak, which

497
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Speaker 1: we kind of need right now with everything going on

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Speaker 1: in the world with appropriate Yeah, to release that a

499
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Speaker 1: couple weeks early, and next hour we are going to

500
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Speaker 1: talk about hold On, hold On Green Arrow. He had

501
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Speaker 1: a panic attack during an interview and it was it

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Speaker 1: was it was interesting. He's going through a lot of

503
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Speaker 1: stuff right now. Okay, I can't joke about that. Yell no, no,

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Speaker 1: not yet. I have a bone to pick with somebody.

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Speaker 1: Oh what happened to my aar? What do no? Hang on?

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Speaker 1: Hang Okay, let me explain. I didn't mean it in

507
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Speaker 1: the way that you heard it. This is not post stroke, Nate.

508
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: So when the Jonas brothers came in here last Friday,

509
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Speaker 1: it was my birthday and they brought some balloons and

510
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: it was four zero for forty forty and Nate and Ate,

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Speaker 1: well there's a four zero, but just an N A

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Speaker 1: T and an e. Oh. Who took the ant forty oh?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe someone needed it for a present.

514
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Speaker 1: Why do you take my balloons they brought? I can explain.

515
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: I think that these people have answers. I see it

516
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,360
Speaker 1: in their faces. Okay, I took it. I can explain. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So you know how balloons don't last more than a

518
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Speaker 1: day or two. Okay, okay, let me rephrase. You know

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00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: most balloons don't last more than a day two. So

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Speaker 1: on Friday, leaving for a long weekend, we didn't work

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Speaker 1: on Monday because of Martin luth King's birthday, I said, wow,

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Speaker 1: these balloons are gonna go to waste. You took my

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Speaker 1: a daughter, I mean the one I don't ever night

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Speaker 1: name on the air. Oh sorry, sorry, Yeah, I have

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Speaker 1: a daughter. I have a daughter whose name starts with

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Speaker 1: an A. I thought this would be a nice balloon

527
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Speaker 1: for hard. Did you gonna go to Nate didn't care

528
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: for them? He left me. Oh my god, you bring

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Speaker 1: that balloon back? What are you gonna do with them?

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Speaker 1: You know? And my balloon? So you take the O

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Speaker 1: from the forty and you're write note, wait a minute,

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00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: you have two other children, so when you went when

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Speaker 1: you went home, start either. I'm just saying you only

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Speaker 1: brought home an a where they like, well, where the

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Speaker 1: hell's my letter. You took a balloon. You stole a balloon.

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Speaker 1: It was gonna at least sent me a text like yo,

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Speaker 1: bro okay if I take your age? Okay, when was

538
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,959
Speaker 1: the last time you returned one of my text messages?

539
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: And all fans and the other week normally they die.

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Speaker 1: I figured by Tuesday they'd be limp and laying on

541
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Speaker 1: the ground. You owe me an, those are like pricey fancy,

542
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: But those are the Jonas brothers brought for me. Those

543
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: are fancy balloons. And I'm sure you probably put it

544
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 1: on eBay like you do everything in this place. You

545
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Speaker 1: sell the stuff. Did you sell my a Yeah, after

546
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Speaker 1: you gave it to your daughter. No, but that is

547
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Speaker 1: a hell of an idea because it's still really good.

548
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: It's floating. Okay, listen, at least we left it. You

549
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: didn't really care. Besides, you had a stroke. I for

550
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Speaker 1: you wouldn't remember. Wow, the kid just steal people's crap

551
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: because they aren't they gifts are off limits. I feel

552
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: like I agree, scary just an observation. I feel like

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00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: we all do this in our own way where we

554
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: want to get brownie points with our loved ones, so

555
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: we take crap for free from here and we bring

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00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 1: it home and then we get the extra credit. But

557
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: the problem it's free crap from work. I tell people

558
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Speaker 1: what I'm taking and I don't take Birdie gets right,

559
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: but it belongs to somebody else, right, Okay, that's where

560
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: the problem comes in. Okay, Uh, scary, who's Elvis durand

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Speaker 1: sign book? Did you take home yesterday? Oh? I'm Rita

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Speaker 1: Aura's yeah. Okay, I'm just gonna all okay, we can

563
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: have we can have Judge Crutch come in here next hour.

564
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: Wait a minute. You know we never said that, No,

565
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Speaker 1: we never did. I have Louie Tomlinson's what we never

566
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Speaker 1: said that to Louie. I'm telling you, Nate, this place

567
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: is going to hell without him. A break body Scots,

568
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: sticky finger Seker, the nanny kid. You know, I actually

569
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: just wanted to talk about that so I could play

570
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: the Jonas Brothers song. Now it's evolved into you're stealing

571
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: this sing you took death Thieves or Rita or it

572
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: doesnt never buck. Here's the new Jonas Brothers song, What

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Speaker 1: a man I gotta do enjoy it? This is this

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Speaker 1: is Iana Grande. Hey, what's up as policy? What's up, guys.

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Speaker 1: I'm with Albus Duran Alas Dan in the Morning Show. Hey, guys,

576
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Speaker 1: it's Froggy. We all know bedtime can be a battle

577
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: for both you and your kids. For instance, my son

578
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: used to struggle to fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered

579
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Speaker 1: Vic's Peers, Thee's Kids, Melotone and gummies to help him

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Speaker 1: fall asleep. Naturally, Fine pearsis kids in stores near you.

581
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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Okay, Elvis is sick today.

582
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Speaker 1: We will return to your normally scheduled programming tomorrow when

583
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: he's back. Yes, I'm your billion substitute teacher. Straight Nate. Hello, Nate,

584
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Speaker 1: we have gone. We have to n Froggy's back there.

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00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: Good morning. You are back there in the studio, Yes,

586
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: because in the studio your screen is in the back

587
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: of the studio. It is, but you're down there as well.

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00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: In Florida, I'm always down there. Later, just right here,

589
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm always down there. We have three things coming up

590
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: with Gandhi, Gandhi, what are you working on? Did you

591
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: know that certain airlines have dress codes in their lounges. Well,

592
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: I didn't know that either, But there's a story that's

593
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: a tease. Oh, I like that. I'll inform you how

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Speaker 1: many of you have been in a lounge by the way, Yeah,

595
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: I have to be with somebody else. I'll never own yet.

596
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: Lounges are the coolest things. I have this credit card

597
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: that you can get into the lounges with, yeah, and

598
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: it is. You go back there, there's free food, there's coffee,

599
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 1: there's drink. A lot of times, there's bars where you

600
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: can get three drinks. It's crazy. It's crazy WiFi that

601
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: doesn't have eight ba jillion people on it. But I was.

602
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: I feel like I shouldn't be there because somebody else

603
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: took me in and it's not me getting myself in there.

604
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: So I look around going they know I don't belong totally,

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00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: and then I get like real ratchet and I think

606
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: about like pocketing all the snacks. Basically, when they have

607
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: those baskets of comming bars, I'm like, oh man, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure have brought cargo pill mind if I do the

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Speaker 1: best perk. The cleanest bathroom, Oh yeah, yeah, seriously, the

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Speaker 1: clean you know, I feel like it's like some sort

611
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: of assembly line when you go into an airport bathroom.

612
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: There's so many people in there, and you know those

613
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: attendants are full time. Yeah, guy's job for eight hours

614
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: to stand there and just clean that bathroom. They've heard. Yeah,

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00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: I know, disgusting. Yes, yes, Froggy, it's off topic, but

616
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: I'm not going home today. I just got a text

617
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: from my wife. She said one of the smoke detectors

618
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: in her house was going off and I'm ready to

619
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Speaker 1: shoot somebody. Oh yeah, how do you figure out which

620
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Speaker 1: one it is? Because when you go to one, it's

621
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Speaker 1: not that when you got to stand there and wait

622
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Speaker 1: until it beeps again. Then you gotta go to the

623
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Speaker 1: next one. And how big is your house? I know

624
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: it's not that big, but it's not that big. But

625
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: in Florida, and I think with with newer houses, I

626
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: think in my house, I think I've counted twelve smoke detectors,

627
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: there's one like every six or eight feet. Wow. Yeah,

628
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: they're everywhere. There are two in each room. That's good,

629
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: that's very No, No, it's very safe. However, when the

630
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: batteries bad in one, how do you figure out which

631
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: one it is? Oh? I hate that. You just have

632
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: to smash them all. I think that's the only thing.

633
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,239
Speaker 1: Why do they always go off? At night. It's never

634
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: during the day that you hear the little It's always

635
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: when you're trying to sleep. They want you to feel

636
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: the urgency. And mine always go off when my husband's

637
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: on a business trip and I'm like you, mother, it knows,

638
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: it knows. And for me, even with a ladder, I

639
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: can't reach it. So I just sit there and I'm like,

640
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: it's you and me little die today. So what's your

641
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: plan then, Froggy, you just get to jump on a plane. No,

642
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a hotel room. I'm gonna go. Am

643
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: I going home? Good luck with that. It's she up

644
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: right now? Can we call her? Yeah, she's a wake

645
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, I don't know how to do it

646
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: on the cell phone? All right? Can somebody dialer? Do

647
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: you guys do the same thing I do? When like

648
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: I opened the stove where that they opened the oven

649
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: and like the smoke alarm goes off, I take like

650
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: the dishtel, I start waving it up until it stops. Well,

651
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: we started, you know, we Heather and I my fiance,

652
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: we moved into this you know, town home, and so

653
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: we were cooking something in the oven and then it

654
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: started to burn and smoke and set up our smoke alarm,

655
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: and then not only that, it went to the neighbor's apartment,

656
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: and then the neighbor down the apartment. So like we

657
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: had this row of ten town homes that the alarms

658
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: are going up, and here we are with blankets trying

659
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: to wave the smoke out of the kitchen. So all

660
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: these poor people at nine thirty at night. Oh man,

661
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: you know the new people down at the end of

662
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: the town. That's terrible. Yeah, just might cost you a

663
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: pretty penny. But they're suggesting on our text messaging that

664
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: you should change all the batteries at once. Just go

665
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: to the store and just I can't afford thirteen L

666
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: batteries out here the problem. No, just read all of

667
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: your all of your remote control. She needs to watch TV.

668
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: Come on. I used to do that as a kid.

669
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: As a kid, I would always just take the batteries

670
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: out of the remote. My dad would come home and

671
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 1: throw a fit. I'll talk the batteries out, oh my dad,

672
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: my my My game boy wasn't working. One of the

673
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: worst parts about living in an apartment building, though, is

674
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: if one of your neighbors is an a hole and

675
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: sets off the fire alarm. I'm always like, should I

676
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: walk out? Like, am I gonna die today? Do I

677
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: just risk this? No? There was one time when I

678
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: lived in Los Angeles. I woke up in the middle

679
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: of nine it was like two in the morning, and

680
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: the alarm was going off and I'm like, oh God,

681
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: somebody set off the you know, the freaking smoke alarm.

682
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 1: And so I opened the bedroom door to walk out

683
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: into my living room and I smelled smoke. Oh. So

684
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, in that moment, I've never encountered that

685
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: moment before. There's an actual fire yep. And it was

686
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: that burning smell. It wasn't like I burnt toast. It

687
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: was fire smell. Almost smells like a bonfire. Yeah. So

688
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: then I'm I'm naked because I sleep naked. So what

689
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: do I do. I grab on his sweatshirt that was

690
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: low enough to kind of donald duck it around my butt.

691
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then I grabbed my laptop because

692
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I got important stuff on here, and

693
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: I ran outside and then like what the hell do

694
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: you do? So I'm standing there trying to pull the

695
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: sweatshirt down to cover myself, and this nice lady had

696
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,919
Speaker 1: an extra sweatshirt, so I wrapped it around my ways nicely.

697
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, some guy who just you know, his toaster

698
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: was on at three in the morning and then set

699
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: the wall in. Oh my gosh, I think. I don't

700
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: think we have a fire at home. I think we

701
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: have a dead dad battery. Yeah. I think I've told

702
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: you guys this before. But when I was in college,

703
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: I lived in an apartment building and one of my

704
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: neighbors murdered my other neighbor and then burnt our building down.

705
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: It was the craziest thing ever. My dad wasn't down,

706
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: and he was like, I just why is this your life?

707
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: Are you one up in every story? No, I swear

708
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: you call my dad. I have pictures. The two of

709
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: us were sitting in my car watching my apartment building

710
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: burned down, so I took pictures. I was like, well,

711
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: this is fascinating, thy god. You weren't in the building. No,

712
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't in it. Oh you were. I was in it.

713
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: We woke up in the middle of the night because

714
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: I smelled smoke and there were firefighters. Not I lived

715
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 1: on the first floor. There were firefighters knocking on the door. Everybody,

716
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: get out, get out. Oh my gosh, let me just

717
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: say that fire alarm did not go off that day.

718
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: I just smelled the smoke, and my dad and I

719
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: were like, damn, yeah, wow, oh my god. No, well,

720
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 1: you know, kind of anticlimactic going to Lisa now, No crap,

721
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: I feel awful. I can't top either. So Lisa just

722
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: there sat everybody. Froggy's wife. Lisa is right now trying

723
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: to find the one smoke alarm in the house that

724
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: is beeping. Have you found it yet? No? And I'm

725
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: so frustrated and tired and it I just was dozing off.

726
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: I'd been up after since after he left, and all

727
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he was deep and I'm like, you

728
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: gotta be kidding me. Tell them our house for some

729
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: reason has like two smoke detectors in every room. It does,

730
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: and I'm like, come on, And it didn't stopped a

731
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 1: little while. I'm like really, and then it started again.

732
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm still around and now it's stopped again, and I

733
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: can't put your out. It stops because you it knows

734
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: you're listening. As soon as you're not paying attention, that's

735
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: what it goes. I don't I don't think get artificial intelligence. No,

736
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: I think our small Yeah is a ventriloquist and it

737
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: throws it's a little bee across the room. You think

738
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: it's somewhere else. I found it into this one, and

739
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: then no, one's not. At the beginning of the robots

740
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: rising up against you, start with Okay, I'm keep us

741
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: updated throughout the course of the morning. Are you on

742
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: your your housecoat right now? Walking around you with the

743
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: broom in my hand like to smash everyone off the feeling. Yeah,

744
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: I'll keep you both. Go home and take care of this.

745
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: No call the fire department. Be real dramatic about God, no, please,

746
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: I could. Maybe there's some hot firefighters. What the hell

747
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: is wrong with you? The other night on the phone

748
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: with Nate, you were like the happiest you've been in

749
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: seven years when you talked to Nate on the phone.

750
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: And now there's like some hot firefighter. You want to

751
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: come over? I called? How about that? We need to

752
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: change my housecoat? Yes, we'll keep us up. Okay, Lisa,

753
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: I will thank good luck the sexiest of housecoat on

754
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: the way. Kirsten, what happened with you with the smoke detectors? Um?

755
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: So my husband was getting really annoyed and it was

756
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: like three o'clock in the morning, and we just hear

757
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: that deeping and you're trying to sleep and you just

758
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: hear that little chirp. And so he got up and

759
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,959
Speaker 1: took them all off and threw them on the front lawn.

760
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: That's drastic sleep, right, And so yeah, I just hear

761
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: the door open and I'm like, what are you doing?

762
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: And he's like, I just threw them outside, and then

763
00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: he laid back down and we hear another chirp out

764
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: It was our carbon monoxide battery. They do sound similar.

765
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: By the way, what does that say about us as

766
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: a society that we would rather throw our protection against

767
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: having a fire in our house out on the lawn?

768
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: They have it, you know, fixed in the middle of

769
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: the night. In the middle of the night, when you're tired,

770
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: you do not give a crap about anything. Half in

771
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: your head, you're like, what are the odds I'm gonna

772
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: have a fire in the house tonight? Pretty low? I

773
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: had a great idea for getting rich. What's that make

774
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: a smoke detective? It guarantees the battery will not die

775
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. Okay, good luck with that,

776
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: You'll be rich. You figure that out. A billionaire. Take

777
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: that to shark tank. Still fund that? Where's Barbara cod Alright?

778
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 1: Three things? All right? Today is the deadline for anybody

779
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: who was affected by the Equifax data breach. Has anyone

780
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: in here been affected? Because it said half of the

781
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,439
Speaker 1: US populations? You were? Okay, Today's your last day to file.

782
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: The agreement includes a four hundred and twenty five million

783
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 1: dollar restitution fund and credit monitoring services for up to

784
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: ten years. This happened in twenty seventeen, again affected half

785
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: of the popular crazy. Yeah. The National Weather Service in

786
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: Miami is forecasting something that not many of us are

787
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: used to unless you live down there for a while,

788
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: falling iguanas. What, Yeah, it happens, right frog. Yeah. So

789
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: what happens is it gets cold and the iguanas lose

790
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: feeling in the the ability to hold on with their feet,

791
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: and they climb the trees when it's still warm, and

792
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: as it gets colder and colder and colder, they kind

793
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: of pass out and they lose and they fall to

794
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: the bottom and a lot of times kill them. Yeah,

795
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: so they freeze, but the fault, So this is what

796
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: they're saying, though, if it falls, it's not necessarily dead.

797
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: But a lot of times once they hit the ground,

798
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: then they die from impacts. So maybe if you can

799
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: catch a couple, do your part. I was gonna say,

800
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: do I get a new pet if I stand there

801
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: and put my arms out? Oh? Yeah, take so many,

802
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: so many of them. But if you're in the South

803
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: Florida area, watch out for falling iguanas. Noted, Yes, you're welcome.

804
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: And finally, I didn't know that certain airlines had dress

805
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: codes for their lounges. We were talking about the lounges

806
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: just a little bit ago. Apparently they do because a

807
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: former WWE pro wrestler says that she was turned away

808
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: from the lounge in Melbourne, Australia because she was wearing activewear.

809
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: She said she had all leggings of crops top sweatshirt

810
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: and tennis shoes and they said, I'm sorry, but you

811
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: can't come in here because you're wearing head to tell activewear. However,

812
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: they let her husband in, who was also wearing the

813
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: active wear. She's really upset. Her name's Natalie Marie Coyle.

814
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: She went by Natalie Eva Marie and she's, you know,

815
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: causing a little bit of a stink about this one.

816
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: It's the last person I want to tell the dressed

817
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: inappropriately wrestlers at all. Also, I mean, I don't know

818
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: how you guys travel, but I bet she looked ten

819
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: times better than I ever do travel her pants. Yeah,

820
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: I roll out looking homeless, so I would never be

821
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: allowed in. There must not have been spirit airlines. No shoes,

822
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: no problem. We'll be right back your phone tap up

823
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: next and Elvis will be back tomorrow in case you're winning. Okay,

824
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: And it's I love you you every day, Thank you

825
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: for listening. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Hey,

826
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: good morning, you're crazy Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

827
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: It is Wednesday, Elvis is sick today. It's in the

828
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: Morning Show. I hope everybody's okay with that because you

829
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 1: really have no children. Sorry, yeah, I turn it off.

830
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: Are we allowed to go home if the host isn't here?

831
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: Uh no, No. Fifteen minutes fifteen minute old. Yeah. By

832
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: the way, that doesn't exist. If they got a baseball

833
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: game or something that sporting event, if the if the

834
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: red or something or the other team the opposing team

835
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: doesn't show up like or they don't have enough players,

836
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: there is a certain amount of time before the game

837
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: is called and they you win automatically. I'm sorry, I'm

838
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: the backup quarterback. Hey, y'all school too. We have a

839
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: game going on. We're in the second quarter, halftime's almost here. Um,

840
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: so we have a way back Wednesday phone tap, and

841
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 1: I think we chose one with Elvis. Yes, yeah, because

842
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: you know Elvis hates his own phone taps, so when

843
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: he's here, he'll never play him. But he's not here,

844
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: now we can't. Now, Okay, there's a tag team. Got

845
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: mister Michaelimer in here too. For some reason, he's doctor

846
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer in this one. I don't know. Okay, all right,

847
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 1: thank you for the analysis, and doctor Michael Oppenheimer saying

848
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: doctor Michael Oppenheimer. Phone tap, way Back Windsday, Elvis, Elvis

849
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: durand the Elvis Durand phone tap. An email came to

850
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: us from Michael who wants us to phone tap his

851
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: mother Linda. His mom, Linda is a big online gambler

852
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: and she recently won a lot of money in a

853
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: tournament online. All right, so Michael thought he'd be really

854
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: funny if we gave her a call told her there's

855
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: been a mistake. I'm going to start the call as

856
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: the representative from the online gambling site, and then Scary

857
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: comes in later to stir the pot. Here we go

858
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: the long lost phone tap. Here we all Linda, Linda

859
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: bobrow Let with Incorporated Bahamas. Yes, we wanted to reach

860
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: out and talk to you about a couple of things.

861
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, sure, go ahead. Two thousand dollars

862
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: of the winnings that have gone to you occurred because

863
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: of a computer glitch. What are you talking about? And

864
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: it shouldn't have gone there. It's not possible. Well, it's

865
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: very possible. The computer doesn't lie. Miss, I'm telling you

866
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: it's not possible. How is it not possible because I

867
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: won money? What are you talking about? Well, I know,

868
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: but two thousand dollars of money you won, you didn't win.

869
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: It was a computer glitch. No, that's not true. As

870
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 1: you know, the computers a program to pay out every

871
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: so often, and it paid out on your account when

872
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: it shouldn't have paid. You did not win, even though

873
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: it appeared. You want that's impossible. If you can just

874
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: mail us a check or a money order, that would

875
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: be fine. I'm not mailing anything, I'm not paying anything.

876
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: That's what your things says it paid and that's what

877
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: you paid me. If we don't get the money back,

878
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 1: there's going to be trouble. You're threatening me. Well, don't

879
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: raise your voice at me. I'm trying to work this

880
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: out before we have threatened me. Oh no, I didn't

881
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: get if you told me there's going to be a problem.

882
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: Let's not get betchy here, miss. You know I'm just

883
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: trying to help at all. Now. Oh God, what do

884
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: you think we should do, Mike? I don't know what

885
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 1: you think I should call it? Yeah? Yeah, let her

886
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,479
Speaker 1: talk to you and just get her to start telling

887
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: the whole story and then I can bust in at

888
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: the end. Okay, Hello, Yeah, I'm having a big problem here.

889
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: What's going on? You know telling me that I owe

890
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: them two thousand dollars because they overpaid my account for

891
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: what for the time that I won the tournament. They're

892
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 1: saying that that was a computer whatever you call it,

893
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: and that they have to get this money back. I

894
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: told you those condense things cheat. Well, I know nothing.

895
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 1: The most they can do is suck up my accounts.

896
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: Phone upon him because he threatened me. Michael, you're still there.

897
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: I had you on hold there for a while. Are

898
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: you still on the phone, Barbara, Lette again, We'll try

899
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: to call your mom and she got all crazy and

900
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: slammed the phone in my face. She's got a problem, Mike.

901
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: We gotta get that money from her. She was just

902
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: explaining the story to me. You called her, Well, your

903
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: mom's she's a compulsive gambler. She's got on the phone

904
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: right now, are you dah? Yeah, I hear everything you

905
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: say in mikel oh, well, hello, miss him? Mike, no, no, no,

906
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: hold on, let's work. Hang the phone up on him,

907
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: and well, let's work. Okay, you okay, Look, there is

908
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: something you can do. If you promise to get counseling

909
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: about your gambling problems, then we can we can eliminate

910
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 1: the debt and write it off with the Internal Revenue Service.

911
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: Guy kidding me a while. Yeah, I'm not doing it.

912
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: I've got a counselor of from New York City who

913
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: would be more than happy to make a house called.

914
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell him to go minutes. Mother, how's that

915
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 1: you still want to put him on the phone. Put

916
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: them on. I want to tell them put them on.

917
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: Please hold. It's gonna be nice to have one. Oh. Yes,

918
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: this is doctor Michael Up. How are you doing? Today's this?

919
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: Get off the phone. Doesn't I understand you have a

920
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: gambling addiction? You want to talk to no scumbad Now

921
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: the first step in the process is to first come

922
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: face to face with the addiction. Do you have a

923
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: gambling problem? Give me the phone number where you are.

924
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 1: Excuse you, miss, This is doctor Michael Up. I don't

925
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: give us who you are. I don't want to talk

926
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: to talk about this in a very calm manner. I

927
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: hang up on this guy. No, Michael, I told him

928
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: the two take the money Michael bush thing. There's no

929
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: such thing. Well, I told him to take it. You

930
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: tell to take what? Take to two thousand or whatever?

931
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: The hell, Michael, there's no such thing. I am online

932
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: with these people. There is no such commission. Maybe somebody's

933
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: trying to get into my account. I gotta stop it

934
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: right Hello, Hello, I will contact somebody to find out

935
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: a lawyer. Hand up the phone on him, Michael, Hold

936
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: on the phone, Michael, Hang up the phone on this

937
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 1: jerk off. There's one thing this jerk off has to

938
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: tell you. This is Elvis Duran. You gotta be kidding. Men,

939
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: you've been phone tapped? Really? Is that what it is?

940
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: Mike Well, I had to get you. Oh god, this

941
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: phone tap was pre recorded. We permission granted by All

942
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: Party Space Elvis Durand phone tap on Elvis Durand in

943
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 1: the Morning show. Good to hear to Elvis on a

944
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,919
Speaker 1: phone tap. Now that he's not here and he's out,

945
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: and we'll just wait for Danielle. Danielle, Danielle music. Your

946
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: voice is so calming. Um, yeah, no, I heard. You know.

947
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: There's no reason to get stressed. Danielle will come in

948
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: here when she's here. No, no, you do, oh yeah, yeah, no,

949
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: you gotta relax. No. I was getting stressed about something

950
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: the other day, and uh, you know what, there's no

951
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: reasoning gets stressed. I saw a quote the other day

952
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: that said, don't stress about tomorrow, because tomorrow we'll bring

953
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: its own stresses. And I'm trying a lot. Could just

954
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: focus on that, because it's true. You can't freak out

955
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: about self coming my youth of this crap exactly. Wait

956
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, no stress, why

957
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: I'm breaking time? No stress, I'm not stressing at all.

958
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: Are you stressed? Daniel not? Now I'm good now can

959
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: take a deep breath through the nose. Through the nose,

960
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: It's better. Okay, all right, you're ready? Are you ready? Yeah? Okay.

961
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: Did you see Jennifer Annison the other night She went

962
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: to the awards and she had on a white silk dress. Yeah,

963
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 1: but she had to avoid it getting wrinkled, so she

964
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: stand all night. So here's the picture of how she

965
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: drove to get I had to kind of lay down

966
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 1: in the car and like, scoot your but forward so

967
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 1: that your dress doesn't get wrinkling. Can I just stay?

968
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: Unpopular opinion, it's not worth getting dressed up when you

969
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: have to walk around like that. We're abed with that.

970
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: I know she looked good. Okay, I think it might

971
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,439
Speaker 1: be worth it, like if you win an oscar. Yeah,

972
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: she wanted, yeah, want to more than Stephen Emmel suffered

973
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: a panic attack. He is from Arrow and he's been

974
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: struggling with the show ending, and he's been very vocal

975
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: about it, and he's you know, was talking about it. Well.

976
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 1: He was doing an interview the other day and in

977
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: the middle of the interview he was like is it

978
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: hot in here or is it me? And he had

979
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: to get up and excuse himself and he left, so

980
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: something's going on with him right now. So we're sending

981
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 1: our best out to him. Megan Marco, I am going

982
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: to talk a little Royals right now. Apparently one of

983
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: the reasons why they wanted to kind of take a

984
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,280
Speaker 1: step back from the royal family was they really wanted

985
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: baby Archie to have privacy and grow up in a

986
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: different environment, and they didn't want him to be, you know,

987
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: front and center the way the Hollywood. So he know.

988
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: So here's my my question though, when you're born into this, right,

989
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: when you're born into this and you're um, you you're

990
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: gonna be king, like you know, I have no choice,

991
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 1: right like Archie's not gonna be king. So they have,

992
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,399
Speaker 1: in my opinion, if you do want a private life

993
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: or more private life, you have this choice to take

994
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: a little bit of a step back. That doesn't mean

995
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: she's gonna have a private life. I think she's gonna

996
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: do a lot of acting and stuff like that, like

997
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: we were saying. But I think for him they want

998
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: him to be. He didn't choose to be a royal,

999
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 1: no exactly. You're born into it, so I don't know. Uh,

1000
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: let's see, Lady Gaga's new song A Stupid Love has leaked.

1001
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,439
Speaker 1: I don't they find it on the dark day it's gone.

1002
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: It was there that it was gone, and debatable whether

1003
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: or not it was actually hers right, hence apparently it's

1004
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: coming out in February. It's it sounds a lot like

1005
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: her old older stuff. So um yeah, so there, so

1006
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: we'll see that. Owen Antonio Browne heard about him suspect

1007
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 1: and sorry Burglary cops working on an arrest warrant. I mean, dude,

1008
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: this guy, he just needs to go take a vacation

1009
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: and I'll ask at the pipeline for about a year

1010
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: and a half. It's he might need like an intervention

1011
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: of some sort for professionals. Yeah, think celebrities who still

1012
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: don't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

1013
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio, Gyap, you're right, Clint Eastwood, Julia Roberts, Bruce Frankstein,

1014
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: George Clooney, Denzel Washington, Robert Redford, Will Smith. I mean,

1015
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: who's on it right exact? It's crazy. We should create

1016
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: our own walk and invite all of those people and

1017
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: give all of them stars so that we can hang up.

1018
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: Riverdale returns to night. I'm so excited. Aquafina is Nora

1019
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: from Queens is on Comedy Central and Pandemic had to

1020
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: prevent an outbreak, which is something we really need right now.

1021
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: So we should all be watching that on Netflix. Yes,

1022
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: and Elvis does not have the coronavirus. For a lot

1023
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: of people are saying he's got that that's going around.

1024
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 1: Well he did travel. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't have it.

1025
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: And there's a what like eighteen people? What's the number?

1026
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 1: When are we up? Only one in the US? It's

1027
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: nothing but Seattle. Yeah, that calm and I know maybe

1028
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 1: they have I don't know, but we're fine here. So

1029
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: it's something I want to talk about next, not now,

1030
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: but next, Diamond, next and next. So, um, what did

1031
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 1: you believe as a kid that you look back on

1032
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: now and you're like, what the hell was I thinking?

1033
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 1: So I saw this on Reddit and I remember instantly

1034
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: when I saw this on Reddit, I'm like, oh my god.

1035
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: I remember as a kid that I would watch Ghostbusters

1036
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,280
Speaker 1: and we had a VCR VHS tape and I remember

1037
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: watching it and I wanted to watch it again. My

1038
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: mom goes, well, just watch it again. I said, well, no,

1039
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: I want to give them a break. Oh thought they

1040
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: were actually I thought they were actually acting like the

1041
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: whole time I'm watching it, I'm thinking, oh my god,

1042
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: they're doing this just for me. And it ended like, oh,

1043
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: I want to see it again, but Bill Murray really

1044
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: needs to really needs like five minute now. Yeah. I

1045
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 1: used to think because my parents, being Indian immigrants, would

1046
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: always say there are children who eat out of dumpsters.

1047
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,439
Speaker 1: You finish your food. So I would take my food

1048
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: and I would throw it in the trash because I

1049
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: thought I'm helping these kids who are eating out of

1050
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 1: the dumpster by feeding them. And my mom was like,

1051
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: I followed that logic, We should have explained this better.

1052
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,439
Speaker 1: So I used to just throw all my food away,

1053
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: thinking I was helping. I thought the same thing. I

1054
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,919
Speaker 1: must have a very ignorant child, because my mom would

1055
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: always say there's starving kids in with insert country name here, India.

1056
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: So I'm like, well, why don't we just mail it

1057
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:34,919
Speaker 1: to them, like put it in envelope and send it. Yeah,

1058
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,359
Speaker 1: that's not how the brain works, Daniell. So I used

1059
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: to there was a song Hey Mickey by Tony Basil

1060
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: back in the day. Remember that song, Oh Mickey? Anyway,

1061
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: so We used to play it over and over and

1062
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: over again, and I think my mom just got tired

1063
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 1: of it, so she used to say, oh, no, I'm sorry,

1064
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 1: um Tony is sleeping now, so you can't listen to

1065
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 1: the song. And my girlfriend and I were like, oh, okay,

1066
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: makes sense, so I can't tomorrow because the artist is sleeping. Yeah.

1067
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 1: I believe that. My dad also told me that any

1068
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: small burger like a slider was a rat burger, and

1069
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 1: that's what it was, a little rat. I was like, okay,

1070
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: what was yours. I used to believe that the artists

1071
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: when you heard them on the radio, that they were

1072
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: at the radio station performing. Yes, same Seriously, I always

1073
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: thought that they were there like so like the person

1074
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: on the radio attack, Oh we're gonna play you know,

1075
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: the new whatever song up next, And I thought the

1076
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 1: way they were right there performing, and that's why they

1077
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 1: couldn't play the same songs in a row because they

1078
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: had to go to the next band. I know, I'm

1079
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 1: a stupid I know, wh did you think? Which stupid

1080
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 1: thing did you think? As a child? Well, I used

1081
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: to think that there really was a bad boy's home.

1082
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: When when I was being scolded my parents would drive

1083
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: me like like three blocks away to a bigger well.

1084
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 1: It was with somebody's house and the kids go in

1085
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 1: there and they don't come out. That's a bad boys home.

1086
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: And I used to think that in the late night

1087
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: someone could come and steal me and bring me to

1088
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: the bad boys home if I was bad enough. Actually

1089
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 1: does exist, though, those boot camp things where they kidnap

1090
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: you in the middle of the night and then they

1091
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 1: send you off to a boot camp when you're a

1092
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:17,799
Speaker 1: bad kid. I saw more once. I have a friend

1093
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 1: who had happened. It's all right, So what dumb thing

1094
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: did you think as a child that you know you

1095
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 1: look back on now? That was stupid? I can't believe

1096
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: one eight hundred two for two zero one hundred. We'll talk.

1097
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 1: Oh god, what happened? I thought being an adult would

1098
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 1: be cool. That was a lie. Oh yeah, I know.

1099
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting to grow up. It hasn't happened yet,

1100
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 1: So well, we'll talk about that next wait away press.

1101
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 1: Here it's straight Nate filling in for I'm sorry, Nate

1102
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: God sorry pro post stroke Nate hit the d oh

1103
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:53,799
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Speaker 1: for less than a dollar a day of friends? January

1108
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Speaker 1: twenty seventh. Purchase required restriction of the club. What the hell?

1109
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: I listened to you every morning. I think you are great.

1110
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: Oh my guy, love you guys, such a huge fat

1111
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: I love you guys. I've been looking guys for years.

1112
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: Hello lady with the Man of the hour, you first

1113
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: gotta shay. We love it here in the big Apple,

1114
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: into the Fall. I want to do is hug him.

1115
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: He was a very sweating guy. Freg he's gay. He's

1116
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: just a sloppy drunk. I give to you the man

1117
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 1: with the plu, the boy with the toy, the big class,

1118
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 1: the big rocking roll up. Sir in the morning show,

1119
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: What a letdown if you're just turning on the show

1120
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: with that big open Elvis isn't here? Hell that it

1121
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: drove verman, it's not even here. Yeah, Elvis is six today.

1122
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: Case you're just tuning in, It's and the Morning Show.

1123
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: We have Dan Yelle, we have Gandhi, we have producer Sam,

1124
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: we have Prody. We have Scary, we have Froggy, we

1125
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,479
Speaker 1: have Scottie B. We have Diamond on the phone's taking

1126
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: your calls right now. Are one one stroke Nate? Thank

1127
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 1: you that I've been I've instructed them to correct me

1128
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: anytime I say something wrong because of my stroke? Do

1129
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: you need us to call the hospital? Not yet, wait

1130
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 1: until I start slurring my speech down, Diamonds taking your calls.

1131
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: We're right now about to talk about the dumb thing

1132
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: you thought as a kid that you look back on

1133
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: now and go, that was stupid as hell. Josh is

1134
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: in his studio, Garrett's going to be in here. It

1135
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 1: was sounded a little bit let's go around the room

1136
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: quickly in reverse order. Froggy, what's going on with you today? Well, listen,

1137
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: I love Dan yelling, and I know her and Lisa

1138
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 1: are really good friends. But I want to say that Gandhi.

1139
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: It really did me a solid this morning. She was

1140
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: talking about some fabulous outlet mall that is in the

1141
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 1: area there and she said, Froggy, I'm gonna do your favorite.

1142
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell Lisa about it. And so

1143
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 1: I want to say, Gandy, you are a good friend.

1144
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: You are helping me save money, and I appreciate you

1145
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: for you. Thank you because Danielle daniel would have been

1146
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: on the phone and told her already about it. Just

1147
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: for then I got to find five molds for her today.

1148
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 1: All right, let's transition to Ganda. I was just thinking

1149
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: that obviously we have really fun and interesting conversations on

1150
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: the air, but off the air, I love everyone in here.

1151
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 1: People are so much more dirty, inappropriate. The memes that

1152
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 1: Froggy sends me are maybe my favorite things in the

1153
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 1: entire world. What I said last night was pretty funny.

1154
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: It was pretty It was very gross, but pretty good, Okay.

1155
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 1: And I get to have like really ridiculous conversations with

1156
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 1: Sam and Danielle. This is just great. It shows much

1157
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: better off the air than it is on the air.

1158
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 1: I agree with Yeah, sorry, we suck on the air, Sam, producer, Sam,

1159
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: what's going on with you too? I'm partly becoming one

1160
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: of the women that I used to make fun of

1161
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 1: growing up, and I'm not sure how I feel about it. So,

1162
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 1: my little sister is a size and a half bigger

1163
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 1: her shoe size than me, and she was getting rid

1164
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: of these boots. I'm like, those are really cute. I'll

1165
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 1: keep them. She goes, Sam, They're not gonna fit, you'll

1166
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: roll an ankle. I'm like, yeah, but I'll look cute

1167
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 1: doing it. So I'm hobbling around like a giraffe that

1168
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:21,919
Speaker 1: was born hours ago right now, trying not to die

1169
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: in these shoes that are literally a size and a

1170
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: half too big. What's eyes are that they're eight and

1171
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 1: a half that can bring them over? I could try

1172
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: them on. These are so cute. I wasn't gonna let

1173
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 1: her get rid of these. But if I crap, you

1174
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 1: know what happened. You're hoarding trash is what happened. That's

1175
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 1: exactly what's happened. That's trying them on the newspaper in

1176
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: the toe You'll be all right, Danielle before you trying

1177
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 1: to see what's going on with you. So has anyone

1178
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 1: ever had a salad without actual salad in it? To fine?

1179
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 1: So yesterday night I had like all these little leftovers.

1180
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: I had dried cranberries, I had some avocado, I had

1181
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: some you know, just little some tomatoes, and I didn't

1182
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: have lettuce. So I just threw them all together. I

1183
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: put a little dressing and shook it up. It is delicious. Well,

1184
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 1: it's the best way to go, and be honest, I

1185
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 1: like it better without the lettuce. Let us is the

1186
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 1: most useless part of a salad. I agree, you did

1187
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 1: a good job. From now on, I am lettuce free. Yeah,

1188
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 1: I am not wasting my money autlettuce a lifestyle. That's

1189
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 1: actually a great question. Is a salad as salad with

1190
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: aut lettuce? Yeah? Okay, all right, daniel you've just defined it.

1191
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: It is. Call it a Danielle from now. Yeah. Thanks?

1192
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: Is it too big for me? Sam? Oh my god,

1193
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm definitely going down today. Don't walk down steps. Okay,

1194
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: all right, thank you very much all of you. That

1195
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 1: was very entertaining. Um, I can't wait for one of

1196
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 1: your salads tomorrow. It was really good. It look taste.

1197
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 1: Do you mean my saladless? Saladless? So let's right now,

1198
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: go to the phones. We were talking about. Brodie actually

1199
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 1: had a good one during the break. You're right, Gandhi.

1200
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: We do talk about some very interesting things during the break. Um,

1201
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 1: what is that dumb thing that you thought of as

1202
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 1: a child that you look back on now, like god,

1203
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 1: it was so stupid, but at the time you thought

1204
01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: it was true. Brodie, Oh the pink powdered stuff at

1205
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: the bottom of the cereal box of Apple Jack's. Yeah,

1206
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 1: I thought those were the eight essential vitamins and said

1207
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 1: on the box includes eight essential vitamins. I'm like, oh,

1208
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 1: they must have fallen all to the bottom, so when

1209
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 1: I got to the bottom, I would eat them all.

1210
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 1: I think the eight essential vitamins. Okay, very good point.

1211
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're not the only person to think that.

1212
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: Tom and Madison, Wisconsin. Tom, did you think that the

1213
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: same thing that Brody did? Or do you have something different?

1214
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 1: Something different? When I was young, I was watching the

1215
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: news and they were talking about a cereal serial killer

1216
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: on the loose. Well, I was eating cereal at the time,

1217
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 1: and I was terrified to eat my cereal cereal. Oh

1218
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: my god, that's fantastic. Like, what age were you when

1219
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 1: you realized that was not the case? Um, I don't know.

1220
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: It was probably a couple of years later. I was

1221
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: probably like seven or eight when I realized that was

1222
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: not the case. Now it's a podcast. Was a podcast?

1223
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to The Cereal Killers Scottie b

1224
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: and Andrew No? Apparently, Sorry, guys, I tried to give

1225
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 1: you a shameless plug, but you know it didn't go

1226
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 1: that way. Well, thank you very much. Time let's talk

1227
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 1: to Crystal. Crystal, what is that dumb thing that you

1228
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: look back on now that you thought as a child,

1229
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 1: that you just can't even imagine you thought of it

1230
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 1: was actually true? Well, I was born on Thanksgiving Day,

1231
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: So when I was little, my mom always told me

1232
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 1: that the macy Thanksgiving Day parade was my birthday preade.

1233
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 1: And I believe that till I was like nine. Yeah,

1234
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: my sister did the same thing. She was born on

1235
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: the fourth of July, so no matter when she saw

1236
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,280
Speaker 1: fireworks throughout the year, my birthday's coming. You could have

1237
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: been like six months out, you know, four kids, because

1238
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving changes every year because it's the last time. So

1239
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 1: how did they get around? Did you just move the

1240
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 1: day your birthday was celebrating on? Oh no, I mean

1241
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: we just always, you know, I always had my birthday

1242
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: cake on Thanksgiving Day, just because I was actually born

1243
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving. What a cop out? Okay, well, thank you

1244
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 1: very much with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Perfect, thank you,

1245
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,920
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you very much. All Right, Elvis is

1246
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 1: not here, and I'm not as good at this as

1247
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: he is. Let's talk to Nicki. Nikki, what was the

1248
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 1: thing that you thought of as a child that you

1249
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 1: look back on now and realize it was stupid? Um? Well,

1250
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: actually it wasn't what I thought of. It's kind of

1251
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: a parent hack and um oh hi guys, um hi

1252
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:29,479
Speaker 1: and hi um. And so I have to give props

1253
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 1: to my husband for this one. He convinced our boys

1254
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 1: that when we went to a toy store that all

1255
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 1: the toys actually lived at the store and they would

1256
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: be sad if we brought them away from their home. So, yeah,

1257
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: it was great. They could walk around, they can touch them,

1258
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 1: they can carry them around. But then they had to

1259
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,160
Speaker 1: go back on their shelves and we had waved by

1260
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,320
Speaker 1: to them as we walked out the store, and it

1261
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:55,960
Speaker 1: was kind of easy. We didn't find so much. That's good. Yeah,

1262
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 1: it was good. Yeah, it doesn't work so much now

1263
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: they're teenagers. The iPhones don't stay at that much. Tomorrow. Well,

1264
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: I think there's another apparently life hack that parents used.

1265
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: This these lies that you know we were told as

1266
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 1: children by our parents because our parents didn't want to

1267
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 1: do something. Deanna, you had one, what's yours? My mom

1268
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 1: still to this day convinced me that if I put

1269
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 1: the dome light on in the car while she's driving,

1270
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 1: the police are going to come immediately and arrest me. Yeah,

1271
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: my parents did that too. You can't have the dome

1272
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 1: light on for something. I still believe that. I still

1273
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 1: don't turn the domelight. She still yells at me. Now,

1274
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 1: she's like, the police are going to come there on

1275
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: their way, Dianna, I wonder if that's actually illegal somewhere.

1276
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess because it's distracting for other drivers

1277
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 1: and for distracting for the driver. I agree, But I mean,

1278
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 1: come on, it's not illegal, right, No, I don't think so.

1279
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's no way. I thought, you just

1280
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 1: get joint without the dome light. Okay to be doing that,

1281
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,920
Speaker 1: But can you get a ticket? I heard you, if

1282
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:58,120
Speaker 1: you get a ticket? No, no, Well, if your policemen

1283
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 1: call us up now, one eight hundred two two winter.

1284
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,440
Speaker 1: There was no way. There's some sort of law that

1285
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 1: you can't have the domelight on. Your parents told me that, right, Like,

1286
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: if you couldn't have it on while you were driving,

1287
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 1: they wouldn't make it able to turn on while you right,

1288
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,240
Speaker 1: right right, if it was against the law, yeah, this

1289
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 1: has just been passed down from generation generation. We all

1290
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:21,080
Speaker 1: think this is all right. Let's talk to Sarah. Sarah,

1291
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 1: what what did your parents tell you that you found

1292
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: out to not be true? Hello? Hello, Sarah, Hello, can

1293
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 1: hear me? Oh? I can hear you? Can you hear me? Yeah?

1294
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: I can hear Good morning, good morning? Go ahead. What

1295
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: was that thing your parents told you? Um, when um,

1296
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 1: I was little, they told me that when I was born,

1297
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:46,280
Speaker 1: everything was color. So basically, all the pictures I saw

1298
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 1: in black and white, they are a black and white

1299
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 1: and when I was born, um ere the camera collar,

1300
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 1: I will be Futonville. Yeah. So basically what she was saying,

1301
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:00,160
Speaker 1: in case you couldn't understand, Sarah, is that before era

1302
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: everything was in black and white. Yeah, you know you

1303
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:04,919
Speaker 1: watched this old TV I Love Lucy the Andy Griffiths Show,

1304
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: everything was in black and white, which I actually thought too.

1305
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 1: I thought color came around like nineteen seventy seven. Yeah,

1306
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,520
Speaker 1: looking that pictures, I honestly thought like, okay, and my

1307
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 1: mom's boy, my Grandma's in black and white, so what

1308
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 1: the heck? And I'm like, I guess when I was

1309
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 1: born everything came in color. It is kind of mind

1310
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 1: bending to think about it, isn't it to think about

1311
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 1: like what color was back then? Oh? Yeah? Or am

1312
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 1: I just having like another stroke? R No, I don't

1313
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 1: think so. I've seen some of those things, like where

1314
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: they like restored old footage that was black and white

1315
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 1: and they made it color and it changes everything. People

1316
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 1: look younger because I was looked at him like, damn,

1317
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: that guy was twenty, looks like he's sixteen. Know what's

1318
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 1: going on? And then in color they all looked like

1319
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 1: a white Yeah. Because I look at my grandparents when

1320
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 1: they were in their twenties pictures and then I'm like,

1321
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 1: he still look like they're seventy five. How is that possible?

1322
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,960
Speaker 1: They all look the same back then? Hey Ashley, Ashley,

1323
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:57,440
Speaker 1: what happened with you? Oh? Um? So my dad got

1324
01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 1: sick of me and my sister turning our TV back

1325
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,439
Speaker 1: on at night. So him and my older brother said

1326
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:04,600
Speaker 1: a sleep timer, and they told us if we turned

1327
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:09,959
Speaker 1: it back on, our TV would blow up. That's good,

1328
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 1: that's a surefire way. Yeah, that's I packed a bag

1329
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:17,759
Speaker 1: in everything ready just in case the TV accidentally turned Wow,

1330
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 1: we actually believe these things. That's the crazy about the

1331
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 1: gum tree. Did your parents ever tell you that if

1332
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 1: you swallowed gum tree? Was I believe that for years?

1333
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,439
Speaker 1: I don't know the gum tree one? What is that? Oh,

1334
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:30,120
Speaker 1: if you swallow your gum, because you know as a

1335
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 1: kid you'd stupid and sometimes swallow your gum. A gum

1336
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:35,840
Speaker 1: tree grows in your belly. Told me that I believed it.

1337
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, see, I was told that it doesn't

1338
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 1: come out for like eleven years or something. I was

1339
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:44,800
Speaker 1: told seven I had a quicker, Yeah, I had a

1340
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 1: faster I see this text keep popping up. It says

1341
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 1: I thought quicksand was going to be a much larger

1342
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 1: problem than I think. It's funny that all of us

1343
01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 1: are like talking about these things that our parents lied

1344
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:00,000
Speaker 1: to us about. And you can't lie to kids anymore.

1345
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: They just google it. I died and they're sitting there

1346
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm like, put your phone nowt It's true.

1347
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,360
Speaker 1: What I just said, It is true, It's true. What

1348
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,400
Speaker 1: would you want to say? Producers? I remember my dad

1349
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,559
Speaker 1: used to convince me he was a rock star because

1350
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 1: the song does He Love Me by shar has a

1351
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 1: xylophone solo, and he always used to say, I have

1352
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 1: this magical board that's plugged in, and he would do

1353
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: the solo along with the song, and he'd always pretend

1354
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: he was so inconvenienced when he put it on in

1355
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,680
Speaker 1: the car and they called me, they didn't tell me,

1356
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,519
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, And then he'd play along

1357
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 1: with it. Who were such gullible jerks? That scary of

1358
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,600
Speaker 1: all the people? It's gullible. What did you do as

1359
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 1: a child? Okay? I used to believe that these milar

1360
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:37,799
Speaker 1: foil balloons that if you let them go, they actually

1361
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,400
Speaker 1: go all the way up in the sky and land

1362
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 1: in another stratosphere, onto another, into another planet. No, they

1363
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 1: are all the fish. Well that is true. Reality is worse.

1364
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:49,840
Speaker 1: Scary is actually worse in this case. But I used

1365
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 1: to believe it. Good story, true story, true story too.

1366
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 1: Just take this noise for us today, Hey, Ashley, what

1367
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 1: did you believe in the job? So when I was

1368
01:10:07,439 --> 01:10:10,519
Speaker 1: a kid, I had my ears pierced really young, and

1369
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 1: my mom always used to say, you know, actually keep

1370
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:15,120
Speaker 1: your earrings in. If you don't keep your earrings in,

1371
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,680
Speaker 1: your ear lobes were curl. So I would take my

1372
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 1: earrings out and then I would feel like the back

1373
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 1: of my ears, and I'd be like, oh my god,

1374
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,559
Speaker 1: they're starting to curl. I need to put my earrings

1375
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,280
Speaker 1: back in. So then I put them back in. And

1376
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,720
Speaker 1: this went on for years, and it wasn't until I

1377
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:34,240
Speaker 1: was a freshman in college and I was talking to

1378
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,800
Speaker 1: my roommate and I said, oh my gosh, I need

1379
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 1: to put my earrings back in. My ear lobes are

1380
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:40,600
Speaker 1: starting to curl. And she turned to me and she

1381
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:44,559
Speaker 1: says what And I said, yeah, like when you take

1382
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 1: your earrings out, the holes closed up and your ear

1383
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,840
Speaker 1: lobes real curl. So it wasn't until she told me

1384
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 1: that that wasn't true. I called my mom and you

1385
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:55,479
Speaker 1: would tell me alive for all these years that my

1386
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 1: ear lobes would curl if I didn't wear my earrings.

1387
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 1: And she said, oh, yeah, I thought you would do that.

1388
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 1: Was it true? Wow? Mom? Yeah, I just saw a texture.

1389
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:09,559
Speaker 1: Who They said that they used to think when NASCAR

1390
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 1: went to commercials, all the cars stopped and then started

1391
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 1: back again when the commercial came back. Makes sense, they don't,

1392
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:24,439
Speaker 1: he Mary, everybody stopped. I got okay, Marry, what did

1393
01:11:24,479 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 1: you believe? The child? Hi? Good morning? Um. When I

1394
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,720
Speaker 1: was a kid, I actually believed that elbow grease was

1395
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,760
Speaker 1: a thing A family's friend had then sent it to

1396
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:38,080
Speaker 1: me before. Um, So whenever I made a mess, I

1397
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 1: would always go in the cabinet and look for the

1398
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:45,640
Speaker 1: elbow grease for elo grease. And it wasn't until I

1399
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 1: was a teenager that I that it dawned on me

1400
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:54,439
Speaker 1: that that actually didn't exist at all. Well, I hope

1401
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:56,320
Speaker 1: you'll find some solids in this, Mary, You're not the

1402
01:11:56,439 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 1: only one. I guarantee people going, oh my god, the

1403
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 1: same thing. Wait, we didn't get to Ansia. Thank you, Mary,

1404
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 1: I have to talk to Anisia. Hey, Anisia, you're our

1405
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:13,680
Speaker 1: last caller today. What did you believe as a child

1406
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:15,719
Speaker 1: that you look back on now and say that was stupid?

1407
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:19,559
Speaker 1: So when I was a child, I was fully con

1408
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 1: I was fully convinced by my mom that um, the

1409
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,519
Speaker 1: ice cream track only played music when it was out

1410
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:28,760
Speaker 1: of ice cream. And now that I'm a parent, my

1411
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:30,840
Speaker 1: kids believe the same thing. So much For Lessay, I'm

1412
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:34,559
Speaker 1: sure it was all of our neighbors fosters. I think

1413
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:40,040
Speaker 1: that's so brilliant. I love it. Copy down the street though,

1414
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:46,479
Speaker 1: like oh man, I thought that they never has ice cream.

1415
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: It's always that same song. Oh my god, you think

1416
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:52,400
Speaker 1: they would change it up. They're always out of ice cream,

1417
01:12:53,640 --> 01:13:03,200
Speaker 1: the mister softy, So this means it's ice cream. Sorry,

1418
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,000
Speaker 1: that guy's never got ice cream and the most apologetic

1419
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,639
Speaker 1: song ever. Okay, thank you very much, Anisia. I'm sure

1420
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:15,479
Speaker 1: your idea would be stolen by parents everywhere. So let's

1421
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,320
Speaker 1: get into the three things right now, gandhi, where we

1422
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:19,240
Speaker 1: got going on? All right, if you were any part

1423
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:21,280
Speaker 1: of the population and it was half of the US

1424
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:24,280
Speaker 1: who was affected by the Equifax data breach, today is

1425
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 1: the final day to file your claim. There are four

1426
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:29,480
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty five million dollars on the line in restitution,

1427
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,960
Speaker 1: and you can get credit monitoring services for up to

1428
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:35,680
Speaker 1: ten years. Prince Harry and Megan Markle supposedly threatening to

1429
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:39,439
Speaker 1: sue the paparazzi after photos of their baby surface. Did

1430
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:43,160
Speaker 1: we all see these photos? Okay? Their attorneys are saying

1431
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,400
Speaker 1: the paparazzi actually camped outside their home and are using

1432
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:48,880
Speaker 1: ridiculous telephoto lenses to get things that they shouldn't be getting.

1433
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,960
Speaker 1: So if they're trying to avoid the paparazzi, it's still

1434
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:54,479
Speaker 1: happening outside their home on Vancouver Island. And finally, Froggy

1435
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,640
Speaker 1: might be excited about this, might not. Apple's going to

1436
01:13:56,680 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 1: start producing a low cost iPhone next month. It could

1437
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:02,760
Speaker 1: be on sale as early as March. It's supposedly going

1438
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 1: to be about three hundred and ninety nine dollars and

1439
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 1: look similar to the iPhone eight. Dude, nice, he's not

1440
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 1: buying that. He likes to spend hundred dollars on an iPhone, right,

1441
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 1: But if I need to buy it for my kid,

1442
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,240
Speaker 1: that's a great idea. Also, I just lied the cheapest

1443
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 1: iPhone is three hundred and ninety nine dollars. They don't

1444
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,080
Speaker 1: know how much this one's gonna be yet. Oh wow,

1445
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:22,680
Speaker 1: so don't get too except right, froggill buy six of them?

1446
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 1: Cool Froggy coming from the woman who buys shoes and purses,

1447
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,960
Speaker 1: like I'm going on, they're different kind of dark in

1448
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:31,719
Speaker 1: here with all that shade. Oh, it's the same piece

1449
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,960
Speaker 1: of crap it was last time. It's coming from the

1450
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 1: one who doesn't update her phone. She's still I updated

1451
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:41,479
Speaker 1: my phone. I was forced to on vacation because it

1452
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:50,240
Speaker 1: wasn't working anymore. Updated. Well, Gus, welcome to thank you. Okay, Danielle,

1453
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,240
Speaker 1: now that we're talking about you, what do you have

1454
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:54,479
Speaker 1: coming up at the due? Talk about Derek Deeter and

1455
01:14:54,600 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 1: Larry Walker. They're in the Hall of Fame, Okay, Durand

1456
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:04,720
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Hey guys, it's froggy. We all

1457
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:06,640
Speaker 1: know bedtime can be a battle for both you and

1458
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,120
Speaker 1: your kids. For instance, my son used to struggle to

1459
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:12,360
Speaker 1: fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered Vic's Peers, Thee's Kids,

1460
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:15,360
Speaker 1: Melotone and gummies to help him fall asleep naturally, five

1461
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 1: pearsis Kids in stores near you. Elvis Durand in the

1462
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:24,680
Speaker 1: Morning Show minus Elvis Duran he's sick today, so it's

1463
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. We hope he's feeling better. Hope

1464
01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:30,160
Speaker 1: he's back tomorrow. This is actually very difficult without without

1465
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:33,720
Speaker 1: him here, you're doing a good job. Thank you. We're

1466
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 1: doing a good job group team effort. I do need

1467
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,080
Speaker 1: your advice on something. In a second, daniel what you

1468
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:41,200
Speaker 1: have coming up in your report? Chris Martin says, be

1469
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:46,120
Speaker 1: nice or f you. I think we have we had

1470
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,160
Speaker 1: that soon. Do we have the sound of him saying that,

1471
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:53,080
Speaker 1: oh perfect, We'll have that for you, Elizabeth. Right, So

1472
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: everybody knows here I got engaged. Ya yay, amy Um,

1473
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:02,200
Speaker 1: he's wrong if I expect a gift in return? No,

1474
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:06,920
Speaker 1: thank you. Sorry. I was questioning then my head last

1475
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:10,280
Speaker 1: night because I spent a significant amount of money on

1476
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,160
Speaker 1: a ring, right, and I know a couple of people

1477
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: here in the room have done the same. Is it

1478
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 1: wrong to expect something in return? No, especially in the

1479
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:20,400
Speaker 1: age of equality and men and women are on the

1480
01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:22,679
Speaker 1: same page. Now. If you spend a lot of money

1481
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,640
Speaker 1: and get her something, she should get you something too. Okay, well,

1482
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,040
Speaker 1: let's go around the room. Up Froggy, Froggy, you've been

1483
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:30,880
Speaker 1: happily married for like two years now, but married for

1484
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm kidding that, I said, I made the joke. So

1485
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:39,280
Speaker 1: when you proposed to Lisa, yeah, you gave her a ring,

1486
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:46,679
Speaker 1: obviously I did. What did you get in return? She said? Yes, Okay,

1487
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:50,080
Speaker 1: you didn't get a gift. I think maybe she like

1488
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:51,760
Speaker 1: we did it that night. That was probably my gift.

1489
01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:58,240
Speaker 1: Was that worth it to you? I'm still here the

1490
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:00,360
Speaker 1: other day at Lisa asked me. She goes, she said,

1491
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:01,920
Speaker 1: I love you. I said, love you too. She said

1492
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,160
Speaker 1: how much? I said enough to stay? She goes, Okay,

1493
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:10,400
Speaker 1: thanks Oggy. Right now we're oh for one. I'm feeling

1494
01:17:10,439 --> 01:17:12,360
Speaker 1: like I shouldn't ask for something. I didn't get anything.

1495
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,760
Speaker 1: I don't ask Garrett, Garrett, you let me hit your

1496
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:19,200
Speaker 1: microphone here, Garrett. Yes, you've been happily married for five years.

1497
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:22,040
Speaker 1: Five years Okay. You proposed to your lovely bride Alley yep,

1498
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:26,479
Speaker 1: and uh you gave her a ring yep and got

1499
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:29,160
Speaker 1: nothing in return, And I'm all right with it. Here's

1500
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:32,560
Speaker 1: the thing, because the ring you could wear forever. Like

1501
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,360
Speaker 1: if you were to get a gift, would you use

1502
01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:38,160
Speaker 1: that gift forever? If you got like a watch, like

1503
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:40,760
Speaker 1: a cool Rolex, Yeah, so you'll use You'll wear that

1504
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,080
Speaker 1: Rolex almost every day for the rest of your life.

1505
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 1: I got a Rolex. That's all I wear. Yeah, else

1506
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:49,040
Speaker 1: I'd be walking in here my birthday suit in a role.

1507
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,640
Speaker 1: That's my thought about it. Like if I was to

1508
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:53,400
Speaker 1: get something, would I use it forever? Okay? So not

1509
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:56,280
Speaker 1: like a gift card to Chick fil a? Oh yeah,

1510
01:17:56,560 --> 01:18:01,799
Speaker 1: stime supply of Chick fil A? Maybe maybe Now we're talking. Okay, Danielle,

1511
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:08,400
Speaker 1: I did get my husband got him a Well, he

1512
01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 1: didn't use it anymore because it's you know, a laptop computer.

1513
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:13,120
Speaker 1: But it was the newest one that he wanted at

1514
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,200
Speaker 1: the time. Okay, so that's what I had got him. Okay,

1515
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,800
Speaker 1: so you got a gift for your husky. But oh wait,

1516
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:26,880
Speaker 1: that's right, that is I don't I don't think you

1517
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:30,960
Speaker 1: deserve a gift. Oh what, First of all, there's nothing

1518
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,960
Speaker 1: that's going to come close in monetary value. What is

1519
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:35,639
Speaker 1: he gonna get you some cufflinks or something. But think

1520
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:38,160
Speaker 1: of all the things that she is going to endure

1521
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:41,800
Speaker 1: during the relationship and the lifetime of marriage. At some point,

1522
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:44,719
Speaker 1: maybe some kids. I mean, she's got a bare child.

1523
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:48,040
Speaker 1: She's gonna have to you know, she's gonna really come

1524
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:52,679
Speaker 1: to the table and pay you, like in a dividend. Okay,

1525
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:57,200
Speaker 1: like that when he doesn't have kids, and hold on

1526
01:18:57,240 --> 01:19:00,720
Speaker 1: it fair. She already saved your life. Oh you had to?

1527
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:06,439
Speaker 1: Why that is true? That's like better than a present.

1528
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,960
Speaker 1: You guys are blowing my whole argument on your side

1529
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,320
Speaker 1: about this. I think that people should get the guy

1530
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:14,760
Speaker 1: an engagement gift too. Okay, Nate, what would you like?

1531
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:18,240
Speaker 1: You know, I would like I didn't really want any honestly,

1532
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,439
Speaker 1: what do you want? I would like a nice watch.

1533
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:23,559
Speaker 1: I would really like a nice I would love a rolex.

1534
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:30,040
Speaker 1: I would like a nice. I don't know the difference. Seriously,

1535
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,920
Speaker 1: I would like a nice gift to show you know

1536
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:34,439
Speaker 1: what I'm attached. I think you should. Would you appreciate

1537
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:39,400
Speaker 1: an engagement ring as well? Nate wants a rolex? I

1538
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:43,160
Speaker 1: don't think a ring. I think some some daily reminder

1539
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:46,759
Speaker 1: of my love and attachment to this person. It's called marine,

1540
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 1: it's called her. I want to see what you guys

1541
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:52,280
Speaker 1: are really screwing my argument phone calls one two zero,

1542
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,760
Speaker 1: one hundred. I would love to know what everybody thinks

1543
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,280
Speaker 1: on this. And they finance the rolex in that way,

1544
01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 1: if she doesn't get a chance to pay it off,

1545
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,880
Speaker 1: you have a dird stroke and just turn it back in.

1546
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:03,360
Speaker 1: The remaining stroke is no longer an argument. What if

1547
01:20:03,439 --> 01:20:06,080
Speaker 1: she just rents rents one for you? I didn't when

1548
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:10,000
Speaker 1: you can rent rolex um. I have friends, many friends

1549
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:13,719
Speaker 1: who are in gay relationships, and one just got engaged

1550
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,960
Speaker 1: and he got his partner an engagement ring, and I

1551
01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:17,439
Speaker 1: was like, well, what do you get back? And he

1552
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:20,680
Speaker 1: said nothing. I think I'm not sorry, and I'm like, wait,

1553
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:23,679
Speaker 1: just a damn second, this is this is flawed. People

1554
01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:27,000
Speaker 1: need a gift both plays. Yes, I mean when when

1555
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,960
Speaker 1: Alex and Elvis got engaged they both got a ring. Yeah,

1556
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:33,080
Speaker 1: so I think this is just turnabout? Is fair play? Agreed?

1557
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:37,280
Speaker 1: I think so, Jamie, Jamie, are you on my side here? Yes?

1558
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:40,679
Speaker 1: I actually did get my husband now husband a gift.

1559
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:45,080
Speaker 1: Oh nice, Okay, what was it? Uh? So we got

1560
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:48,880
Speaker 1: engaged um in July of twenty seventeen, and we were

1561
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:51,960
Speaker 1: together for nine years at that point, and we are

1562
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:55,840
Speaker 1: huge Disney fans. So after we got engaged a little

1563
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:58,320
Speaker 1: while a few months later, I got him a trip

1564
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:04,240
Speaker 1: to Disney. Oh that's cool. That's very last they do. Um.

1565
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:07,760
Speaker 1: Heather said, she is well aware you want to roll ex.

1566
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 1: I looked for one recently, and I'm listening and I

1567
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:14,680
Speaker 1: hear you got I may have dropped a hint or two.

1568
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:19,840
Speaker 1: I didn't listen. I didn't know if it was inappropriate

1569
01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:22,639
Speaker 1: to say that I wanted one, so I was dropping hint.

1570
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:25,040
Speaker 1: How did you drop the hint? By the way, you

1571
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:28,960
Speaker 1: want the most expensive one? According to her, how did

1572
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: you drop the hint? I want all? God? Seriously, Like,

1573
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I may have looked at pictures maybe for

1574
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:39,519
Speaker 1: your anniversary or for Christmas, but not as a return

1575
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:42,719
Speaker 1: gift for the wedding ring. That you can't. A wedding

1576
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:46,560
Speaker 1: ring is a singular gift in one direction. Yes, you

1577
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,719
Speaker 1: don't get back from I don't know if I should

1578
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:51,439
Speaker 1: be taking advice from you skip Yeah, yeah you really. Yeah.

1579
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:55,599
Speaker 1: By the way, Lisa froggy Lisa says she's your damn

1580
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:57,920
Speaker 1: gift and that's all your can Okay, I mean I

1581
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:00,760
Speaker 1: do see that and let me I'm not trying to

1582
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:02,760
Speaker 1: be boogie and say I want to fancy watch. I'm

1583
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 1: just saying I would like a return gift to show

1584
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:08,920
Speaker 1: the appreciation for this union. But you don't. If someone

1585
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:11,160
Speaker 1: wants to give you a gift, they it's from the

1586
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:12,880
Speaker 1: bottom of their heart, you know what I mean, Like,

1587
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:15,120
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to say to them, Hey, by the way,

1588
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:17,200
Speaker 1: I want a gift. This is the role because I

1589
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:19,360
Speaker 1: want Maybe they don't know what you want, so you're

1590
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,680
Speaker 1: trying to help them out. I actually really appreciate when

1591
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:23,920
Speaker 1: people are very straightforward about what they want, because then

1592
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:25,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, great, I'm not gonna mess this up. I

1593
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:26,760
Speaker 1: know exactly you want to look at it when you

1594
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:29,479
Speaker 1: get it. But I'm glad I have that information. All right. See,

1595
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,320
Speaker 1: I'm just glad. I'm not the only person. I mean,

1596
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:34,160
Speaker 1: I know, I'm definitely in the minority. She said. I

1597
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:37,720
Speaker 1: hear folex is very popular. Stop it. You know what?

1598
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:45,000
Speaker 1: I can get to a bolex on Canal Street. Yeah,

1599
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:51,720
Speaker 1: are there any Mark Daniel? I beg you there are

1600
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:55,120
Speaker 1: marked own a little bit. Hey, if I don't know

1601
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:56,800
Speaker 1: the difference, I'm fine with it. As long as it

1602
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:59,599
Speaker 1: keeps time. I'm okay with that very So you get

1603
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:03,679
Speaker 1: let name. Let's let's do some sound because I'm losing

1604
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:06,679
Speaker 1: this argument. All right, all right, let's talk a little

1605
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:09,920
Speaker 1: sports from last night college basketball. So big game Kansas

1606
01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:13,040
Speaker 1: Kansas State. Uh. Kansas ended up winning by a lot,

1607
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,599
Speaker 1: but then the game ended in an all out brawl

1608
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:18,760
Speaker 1: between the two teams. Okay, blatch it. And now the

1609
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:22,280
Speaker 1: bench is acting just unnecessary. That's not good. This is

1610
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:26,000
Speaker 1: this is call, this is bad, this is oh, this

1611
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:30,960
Speaker 1: is terrible. Punches throwing and the Solza just goes hole

1612
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:34,479
Speaker 1: of field and the Solsa picked up a chair, which

1613
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:37,960
Speaker 1: is even more ludicrous. You just can't do it. This

1614
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:42,560
Speaker 1: is an ultimate example of losing your cool. Sounded like

1615
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:51,840
Speaker 1: a wwema shoulders Kansas. What's the game? All right? So

1616
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:54,439
Speaker 1: a guy with a chair, A guy was staying at

1617
01:23:54,479 --> 01:23:59,240
Speaker 1: the Intercontinental Hotel and his English. He didn't speak English well,

1618
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 1: so when he called the front desk to say that

1619
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,680
Speaker 1: there was a mouse in the room, he used the

1620
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:08,160
Speaker 1: analogy of Tom and Jerry to the front desk, excuse me, um, actually,

1621
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:12,080
Speaker 1: my my my ngie. Isn't that good? Okay? Um? But

1622
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:17,840
Speaker 1: you know Tom and Jetty? Yes, yeah, jet is hidden,

1623
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:26,479
Speaker 1: Mate is hidden. Yeah. Mis uh come here and the

1624
01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:33,080
Speaker 1: when you come here, being good tone with you. We

1625
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:37,439
Speaker 1: don't have Tom in the hotel, Okay, come okay. Imagine

1626
01:24:37,479 --> 01:24:39,640
Speaker 1: this guy grew up thinking Tom just got rid of

1627
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:43,720
Speaker 1: all the mice. All right. So Seth Meyers does this

1628
01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:45,760
Speaker 1: bit called day drinking where he has guests come on

1629
01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:48,559
Speaker 1: and he goes about New York City just day drinking

1630
01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:51,000
Speaker 1: with the guests. He's done it with Rihanna, and he

1631
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:53,240
Speaker 1: just did it with the Jonas Brothers, which had last

1632
01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:55,680
Speaker 1: night and uh, here he is explaining one of the

1633
01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:58,360
Speaker 1: games they were playing while already drunk. Hey, in honor

1634
01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:00,599
Speaker 1: of the new Jonas brother single man gotta do, We're

1635
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:02,680
Speaker 1: gonna play what a man gotta do shuffleboard. Here's how

1636
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:05,200
Speaker 1: this works. You pick a biscuit with one of our

1637
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:07,479
Speaker 1: faces on it. You shoot it down there we will

1638
01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:13,080
Speaker 1: with all your faces. Anyway, it'll it's it'll become clear. Okay,

1639
01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:16,320
Speaker 1: could anybody understand that? Well, yeah, they're they're already wasted.

1640
01:25:16,439 --> 01:25:18,479
Speaker 1: Then he said, all right, Jonas brothers, you have five

1641
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:25,320
Speaker 1: minutes write a song, a Woma song, Alive lemon licking toes,

1642
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:46,800
Speaker 1: wanna blow your nose? Six have excited bag bun Now, yeah,

1643
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:51,000
Speaker 1: all right, let's go to Oklahoma News for they're talking

1644
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:53,560
Speaker 1: about a woman who walked into a convenience store and

1645
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:57,479
Speaker 1: stole something. It is It is literally magic. Magic is

1646
01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:00,280
Speaker 1: all well and fun unless you're making stuff disappear by

1647
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:03,679
Speaker 1: stealing it. At first glance, you Jesse three people looking

1648
01:26:03,720 --> 01:26:06,519
Speaker 1: in a cooler. But watch what this woman does with

1649
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:10,400
Speaker 1: a six pound ham. The woman slips the ham into

1650
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:14,439
Speaker 1: her skirt and just walks away. But it doesn't stop there.

1651
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:17,960
Speaker 1: Alex says the woman already had several packages of bacon

1652
01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:21,080
Speaker 1: in her skirt. After getting a good look at her face,

1653
01:26:21,439 --> 01:26:24,000
Speaker 1: he's pretty sure this wasn't her first time in the store.

1654
01:26:25,439 --> 01:26:27,800
Speaker 1: Just imagine the manager, Hey, where do the meet go?

1655
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:31,960
Speaker 1: Let's park? Why? Why is this customer waddling out of

1656
01:26:31,960 --> 01:26:33,880
Speaker 1: the store. I hope they don't resell it if they

1657
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:35,920
Speaker 1: took it out of our pants. No, she got away

1658
01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:41,559
Speaker 1: with it. Goodness all right. So Danielle was talking about

1659
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:45,040
Speaker 1: this a Lady Gaga song leaked online overnight. You cannot

1660
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:47,160
Speaker 1: find it. Only a few people do have it, and

1661
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,680
Speaker 1: we have a clip of it. It's called Stupid Love.

1662
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:52,280
Speaker 1: It's supposed to come out in February. Here's what it sounds. Okay,

1663
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:56,080
Speaker 1: so this is one hundred percentage. Let's find out. Let's

1664
01:26:56,120 --> 01:27:09,160
Speaker 1: let's listen and examine and analyze for ourselves. Sounds a

1665
01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:13,720
Speaker 1: lot like yeah. Like it like Gaga's first song ever.

1666
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:18,280
Speaker 1: It almost sounds like yeah. Sounds good and that's all

1667
01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:24,000
Speaker 1: we have. Okay, Well, let's ra yeah, plays Gaga sounds

1668
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:30,640
Speaker 1: exactly like it? That's her? Yeah, oh yeah, I mean

1669
01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:36,920
Speaker 1: in reference to the song, definitely. Um. In case you

1670
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:38,960
Speaker 1: missed it, we were telling, well, it's straight Nate in

1671
01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:41,479
Speaker 1: for of us, he's sick. It's in the Morning Show,

1672
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:44,120
Speaker 1: and rumor is Lady Gaga has a new song out

1673
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:47,320
Speaker 1: and we confirmed based on our ears that it is

1674
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:50,000
Speaker 1: indeed her. And can we clarify something about a fact

1675
01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:54,120
Speaker 1: that we said we miss guest Lady Gaga's first song.

1676
01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:57,639
Speaker 1: Apparently it was just dance, It was not that. Yeah,

1677
01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:00,760
Speaker 1: I wasn't paid attention attention to him. Well, I'm glad

1678
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:02,960
Speaker 1: for the correction. I'm glad we were able to question.

1679
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:06,840
Speaker 1: That's a song that sounds like she said gotta dodo. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1680
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:09,000
Speaker 1: that was a good one. Not a dodo. Thank you,

1681
01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:11,600
Speaker 1: Froggy Danielle. What do we have going on? So we

1682
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:13,760
Speaker 1: have the sound for this. But Chris Martin was not

1683
01:28:13,960 --> 01:28:16,439
Speaker 1: a happy camper with a bunch of fans who pestered

1684
01:28:16,520 --> 01:28:18,760
Speaker 1: him for his autograph after his charity gig in La

1685
01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:22,160
Speaker 1: this one shout me like, you know, it's so aggressive,

1686
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:31,000
Speaker 1: but site's for him. He's absolutely He says, you don't

1687
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,800
Speaker 1: know what kind of a day I've had? Yeah, you know,

1688
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:34,599
Speaker 1: and you're like all yelling at me, and he goes,

1689
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:37,080
Speaker 1: you're gonna sell these on eBay anyway here And honestly,

1690
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,320
Speaker 1: he's one of the nicest guys. Ever he comes in here,

1691
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:41,759
Speaker 1: he will do so you must have pushed him really

1692
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:45,640
Speaker 1: hard to get that reaction. The sweetheart Alicia Keys is

1693
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:49,360
Speaker 1: a brand new album coming out March twentieth. Taylor Swift

1694
01:28:49,479 --> 01:28:51,719
Speaker 1: is opening up about the latest struggles of her mom's

1695
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:54,719
Speaker 1: health journey. She was talking to Variety and she said

1696
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:57,439
Speaker 1: that while she was going through cancer treatment, they found

1697
01:28:57,479 --> 01:29:00,160
Speaker 1: a brain tumor. The symptoms of what a person goes

1698
01:29:00,200 --> 01:29:02,040
Speaker 1: through when they have a brain tumor is nothing like

1699
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:04,720
Speaker 1: what you've been through with her with the cancer. So

1700
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:07,320
Speaker 1: it's very, very hard for the family right now. So

1701
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:10,360
Speaker 1: our best goes out to her. This just said. Monty

1702
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:14,599
Speaker 1: Python's co founder h Terry Jones has passed away at

1703
01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:17,160
Speaker 1: seventy seven years old. And I know, look at Brody

1704
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:21,439
Speaker 1: Monty Python. That was an amazing, amazing Uh it was.

1705
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:24,240
Speaker 1: Was it a whole series? Yeah, it's a whole series,

1706
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,720
Speaker 1: movies everything. Yeah, I used to sit there and watch it.

1707
01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:29,400
Speaker 1: I think, look my dad like years ago. Um, so

1708
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:31,920
Speaker 1: I don't get it. But who the hell wouldn't vote

1709
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:34,360
Speaker 1: for Derek Jeter for the Hall of Fame. He's in,

1710
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:38,640
Speaker 1: but he missed the unanimous vote by just one So

1711
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:41,320
Speaker 1: Mariano Rivera is the only one who has gotten the

1712
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:44,120
Speaker 1: unanimous vote. And who's the other guy that's finally in there?

1713
01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:47,640
Speaker 1: Who's been Walker. Larry Walker. The poor guy has been

1714
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:50,080
Speaker 1: trying to get in there for years and the year

1715
01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:52,920
Speaker 1: he gets in is the Derek Jeter year. So nobody's

1716
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:55,360
Speaker 1: talking about still in. Hey's still in. That is true.

1717
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:58,120
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez is the number one album in the country rare,

1718
01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:00,600
Speaker 1: selling one hundred and twelve thousand copies last week, So

1719
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:04,120
Speaker 1: congratulations to her. And oh my gosh, I was so shocked,

1720
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:07,320
Speaker 1: just shocked that this was not gonna happen. Takashi six nine,

1721
01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:09,600
Speaker 1: remember he put in the request to surface sentence on

1722
01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:13,760
Speaker 1: house arrest. Oh, they've denied that guy. I just I'm sure,

1723
01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:15,920
Speaker 1: but thank god his girlfriend is speaking on his behalf.

1724
01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:19,360
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, some of the things she's been saying. Yeah.

1725
01:30:20,439 --> 01:30:25,599
Speaker 1: DJ Kalin's wife gave birth. Go on number one. He's

1726
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:28,000
Speaker 1: so cute, thrown all his posts. He's like, blessed up.

1727
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:32,519
Speaker 1: I'm so excited, my queen. He loves his wife so much.

1728
01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:35,720
Speaker 1: So I love it. Ah and Gaga, you heard it,

1729
01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:38,200
Speaker 1: stupid love. That's the song. You're probably not gonna find

1730
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:41,000
Speaker 1: it anywhere though, because apparently as soon as they posted it,

1731
01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:43,200
Speaker 1: they took it down and was a leak that her

1732
01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:45,760
Speaker 1: people do it. Who knows, but it'll be out very

1733
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:49,960
Speaker 1: very soon, probably by tomorrow. That's my guest. And tonight

1734
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:53,040
Speaker 1: Riverdale is back. You've got Aquafina, is Nora from Queens

1735
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:56,160
Speaker 1: and Pandemic? How to prevent an outbreak on Netflix? We

1736
01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:59,120
Speaker 1: definitely need to watch that right about mouth? Okay, thank

1737
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:04,000
Speaker 1: you very much. The Celebrity Buzz Podcast with Garrett and

1738
01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:07,080
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1739
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1740
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1741
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1742
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1743
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1744
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1745
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1746
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Speaker 1: you imagine your DNA getting out there? I mean, that's

1747
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Speaker 1: that's crazy. Yeah, a little too much. Yeah, And I'll

1748
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1749
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1750
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1751
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:54,439
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1752
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:56,679
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1753
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:59,320
Speaker 1: where it wasn't and they had to investigate and they

1754
01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:02,960
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1755
01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:05,200
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1756
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1757
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1761
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:30,400
Speaker 1: always strand in the Morning Show without Elvis Duran and

1762
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:32,680
Speaker 1: the Morning Show Elvis is sixth day in case you're

1763
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:35,519
Speaker 1: just tuning in. But we've done a fair job without him.

1764
01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:37,759
Speaker 1: I think we've done an okay job. Yeah, we've been okay.

1765
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:42,040
Speaker 1: Does Mattie think so? Mattie? Are you there? Yeah? So

1766
01:32:42,120 --> 01:32:44,000
Speaker 1: what do you think so far? Have we done okay?

1767
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:49,200
Speaker 1: Without Elvis? You guys are going great? Oh really? Now

1768
01:32:49,280 --> 01:32:51,439
Speaker 1: what would you call me in place of Elvis Drew?

1769
01:32:52,479 --> 01:32:56,880
Speaker 1: You're like the substitute teacher and kids are going wild

1770
01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,720
Speaker 1: in the classroom. But no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1771
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:01,840
Speaker 1: let's be very clear here. I think I have this

1772
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:04,200
Speaker 1: room under control. You do, you do? You got it

1773
01:33:04,280 --> 01:33:07,120
Speaker 1: under control? You're doing good meat, Thank you very much. Money.

1774
01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm so about to be talking to you guys. Oh,

1775
01:33:10,439 --> 01:33:12,320
Speaker 1: we're glad to be talking to you. Where are you

1776
01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:15,600
Speaker 1: at today, silly? Well, right now I'm having coffee with

1777
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:18,720
Speaker 1: my mom, get ready for work, and you're down there

1778
01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:23,880
Speaker 1: and Philly listening to us. Oh yeah, yep, fantastic every morning.

1779
01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:25,720
Speaker 1: My kids are going to be so jealous because I

1780
01:33:25,880 --> 01:33:28,400
Speaker 1: dropped them off at school and they missed it. But

1781
01:33:28,439 --> 01:33:30,880
Speaker 1: I'll replay it for them later on. When you go

1782
01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:33,360
Speaker 1: to school, that's right, yep, that's where you shouldn't go,

1783
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:37,400
Speaker 1: right exactly, They would agree with you. Do you remember

1784
01:33:37,439 --> 01:33:40,120
Speaker 1: your favorite substitute teacher? Do you remember substitute teachers from

1785
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:46,000
Speaker 1: grade school in high school? Um? They were they sucked. Yeah, thanks,

1786
01:33:46,479 --> 01:33:49,559
Speaker 1: I loved my teachers. My middle school teachers were the best. Yeah,

1787
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:50,960
Speaker 1: so what did you What do you kids say about

1788
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:54,280
Speaker 1: substitute Some of the subs are so mean. Well, then again,

1789
01:33:54,320 --> 01:33:56,160
Speaker 1: one of my kids talk so much. He's always his

1790
01:33:56,280 --> 01:33:58,280
Speaker 1: name on the board. Yeah. People trying to play the

1791
01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:02,880
Speaker 1: substitute teachers dirty, though they do I remember miss Ribca. Oh,

1792
01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:05,400
Speaker 1: I still feel bad. We were so bad. She threw

1793
01:34:05,439 --> 01:34:08,320
Speaker 1: a chair across the room, like she was so frustrated

1794
01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:10,400
Speaker 1: with our class because we just wouldn't shut up. She

1795
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:12,720
Speaker 1: picked up a chair and threw it across the room,

1796
01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:14,560
Speaker 1: and then we were quiet for like five seconds, and

1797
01:34:14,640 --> 01:34:16,800
Speaker 1: then we started laughing and being out again, right, and

1798
01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:19,240
Speaker 1: I think we made her cry. Froggy, what was your substitute? Teachers,

1799
01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:22,599
Speaker 1: You're gonna think I'm making her name up, but I'm not. Okay, okay.

1800
01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:28,240
Speaker 1: She was hot. Her name was Missus Wood, and everybody

1801
01:34:28,320 --> 01:34:30,960
Speaker 1: got I mean we were when you when you knew

1802
01:34:30,960 --> 01:34:32,479
Speaker 1: you were getting to sobby, You're like, oh, please be

1803
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:35,200
Speaker 1: Missus Wood. Please. She was so hot, and she was

1804
01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:37,280
Speaker 1: so nice. She never yelled at us. She was just

1805
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:41,920
Speaker 1: I loved miss Wood. Oh. I remember mister Censor. He

1806
01:34:42,040 --> 01:34:45,240
Speaker 1: was another one we had, and he started the conversation.

1807
01:34:45,360 --> 01:34:47,719
Speaker 1: He's sad us down. He was this very serious, stern

1808
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:50,240
Speaker 1: looking guy, and he goes, I have spanked kids. Oh,

1809
01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:53,439
Speaker 1: I have taking kids to detention. I have made them

1810
01:34:53,439 --> 01:34:55,479
Speaker 1: stand in the court. And we were all just you know,

1811
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:59,800
Speaker 1: crapping ourselves waiting for this guy. Yeah. He started the content.

1812
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:02,040
Speaker 1: I tell you, you could hurt a pin drop the

1813
01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:05,200
Speaker 1: entire day in mister Sensor's classroom. I don't remember any

1814
01:35:05,240 --> 01:35:08,840
Speaker 1: of my substitutes. Well, I specifically remember mister McVeigh shout

1815
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:11,559
Speaker 1: out to Flannagan High School. We had a history teacher

1816
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:13,920
Speaker 1: who was pregnant, so she left like halfway through the year,

1817
01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:16,599
Speaker 1: and he came in. He didn't give it damn about anything.

1818
01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:18,280
Speaker 1: He'd be like, you guys have a test coming up.

1819
01:35:18,360 --> 01:35:22,840
Speaker 1: Here are the answers. It was you either have the

1820
01:35:23,360 --> 01:35:25,800
Speaker 1: substitute that takes it way too seriously or the one

1821
01:35:25,840 --> 01:35:28,240
Speaker 1: that doesn't care. Yeah, he gave us the answer. Well,

1822
01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:30,760
Speaker 1: my son had a substitute a couple of years back.

1823
01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding you sat at her desk and

1824
01:35:33,920 --> 01:35:36,600
Speaker 1: did her nail She took out her nail polish and

1825
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:38,920
Speaker 1: she started painting her nails and she wound up getting

1826
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:41,280
Speaker 1: let go because all the kids. The kids came home

1827
01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:44,800
Speaker 1: and we were like, okay, bullcrap, Yeah, your teacher was

1828
01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:48,800
Speaker 1: not painting her nails, and they did they did the restarting. Yeah,

1829
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:50,880
Speaker 1: she was doing it. You know, I'm kind of like

1830
01:35:50,960 --> 01:35:53,519
Speaker 1: a substitute teacher today. I take this seriously. I'm trying

1831
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:55,800
Speaker 1: to host a show whatever, But like, what is the

1832
01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,280
Speaker 1: unwritten rule for substitute teachers? Are you allowed to not

1833
01:35:58,439 --> 01:36:00,559
Speaker 1: do anything? You have to follow a let. You supposed

1834
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:02,880
Speaker 1: to follow the lesson plan that the teacher you're supposed

1835
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:07,360
Speaker 1: to It was just the TV watching the movie. Yeah,

1836
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:09,280
Speaker 1: when they roll in that TV with the bronze straps,

1837
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:11,840
Speaker 1: You're like, you guys don't have children, so that's why

1838
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:13,880
Speaker 1: you're saying this. When you have children, you say, no,

1839
01:36:14,040 --> 01:36:16,000
Speaker 1: you're supposed to follow the lesson to them that the

1840
01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:18,760
Speaker 1: other teacher left. Yeah, that doesn't always happen. Scary, Yeah,

1841
01:36:18,760 --> 01:36:20,720
Speaker 1: it was. It was my school the only school that

1842
01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:24,760
Speaker 1: used other personnel around the school as the substitutes. Like

1843
01:36:24,920 --> 01:36:27,360
Speaker 1: we had like mister Geneve, the gym teacher would be

1844
01:36:27,439 --> 01:36:30,800
Speaker 1: the substitute, or mister Munk the science teacher or the

1845
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:33,280
Speaker 1: science guy would come in. He even had some like

1846
01:36:33,479 --> 01:36:35,760
Speaker 1: like lunch room people that would just that that would

1847
01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:38,240
Speaker 1: just see faculty around the space school. You're the lunch

1848
01:36:38,320 --> 01:36:41,320
Speaker 1: lady teacher biology let. But people that are like personnel

1849
01:36:41,400 --> 01:36:44,280
Speaker 1: like like short of the custodian or the janitorial staff,

1850
01:36:44,479 --> 01:36:46,920
Speaker 1: they would have everybody else fill in in the school

1851
01:36:46,960 --> 01:36:49,519
Speaker 1: that I really I always had the farm team, you know,

1852
01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:52,360
Speaker 1: they would always bring in the lackeys from lack of

1853
01:36:52,439 --> 01:36:55,320
Speaker 1: a better order to teach class. And they always wouldn't do,

1854
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:57,240
Speaker 1: you know, a very good job. So I don't know. See,

1855
01:36:57,280 --> 01:36:59,640
Speaker 1: there's a lot of teachers nowadays, unfortunately, that don't have

1856
01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:02,639
Speaker 1: jobs that should. Yeah, so a lot of them are subs.

1857
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:05,040
Speaker 1: So you know, a lot of the subs are really good.

1858
01:37:05,439 --> 01:37:07,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes you get a sub that's so good you hope

1859
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:11,439
Speaker 1: your teacher doesn't come back. Yeah, that's true. That happens. Yeah.

1860
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:13,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think I'm as good as Elvis,

1861
01:37:13,280 --> 01:37:15,519
Speaker 1: so he's definitely coming back. Let's put it that we

1862
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:17,439
Speaker 1: we love you, we aren't having a good time with you.

1863
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm having a good good time with you, and it's

1864
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:22,640
Speaker 1: a time for us to break. Can I play the

1865
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:25,640
Speaker 1: part of you? Yeah? Please, we're late, take a break. No,

1866
01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:30,639
Speaker 1: we're right on time. By the way, Hey, it's Lady America.

1867
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:35,320
Speaker 1: This is Sam Smithy with Duran, Elvis, Duran and the

1868
01:37:35,439 --> 01:37:39,960
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Okay, I'm sorry, I've hit the wedding and

1869
01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:46,799
Speaker 1: I'm show and Elvis is sick today. He'll be back tomorrow.

1870
01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:50,719
Speaker 1: I gotta check in with Froggy, actually Froggie's wife, Lisa Froggy.

1871
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:54,000
Speaker 1: Have you found out if Lisa found the errant smoke

1872
01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:56,080
Speaker 1: detector going off in the house. Yeah, so let me

1873
01:37:56,160 --> 01:37:58,120
Speaker 1: read you this text. I said to her. She said,

1874
01:37:58,280 --> 01:38:00,719
Speaker 1: I think I located it. I said, are you sure?

1875
01:38:01,479 --> 01:38:04,320
Speaker 1: She says absolutely. I said, oh, that's good, she said

1876
01:38:04,760 --> 01:38:13,000
Speaker 1: almost absolutely. So three hours ago, Lisa text Fraug and

1877
01:38:13,080 --> 01:38:14,920
Speaker 1: says one of the smoke alarms is going up because

1878
01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:17,920
Speaker 1: the battery was dying. So that's been a three hour

1879
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:21,160
Speaker 1: affair at this point. Yeah. Absolutely, Well, I say, good,

1880
01:38:21,160 --> 01:38:23,040
Speaker 1: at least we know which one it is. Well, almost

1881
01:38:23,080 --> 01:38:25,439
Speaker 1: absolutely sounds like you have something to do when you

1882
01:38:25,479 --> 01:38:32,040
Speaker 1: get home. There, She says. She has two um solutions

1883
01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:34,519
Speaker 1: for me. One, just go buy enough batties to replace

1884
01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:38,280
Speaker 1: every single one in the house. Yeah. Or two she said, oh,

1885
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:40,800
Speaker 1: somebody said you could close the doors in all in

1886
01:38:40,880 --> 01:38:42,920
Speaker 1: every room and just sit in each room until it chirps.

1887
01:38:43,200 --> 01:38:45,360
Speaker 1: I could take me all bait yea. Or three you

1888
01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:48,040
Speaker 1: get a new house. Yeah, you know it's not gonna chirp?

1889
01:38:48,080 --> 01:38:50,320
Speaker 1: War is it in there? Anyway? No? Never does? Never

1890
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:52,200
Speaker 1: does you move back to an apartment and you just

1891
01:38:52,280 --> 01:38:54,599
Speaker 1: call someone and say this thing's going off, And then least,

1892
01:38:55,280 --> 01:38:57,200
Speaker 1: don't you have a son. Isn't this something that he

1893
01:38:57,280 --> 01:38:59,479
Speaker 1: can be doing in school? Because he can barely put

1894
01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:01,840
Speaker 1: one foot in front of the other. I'm not gonna

1895
01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:03,799
Speaker 1: trust him with the smoke, because no, he's got homework

1896
01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:05,800
Speaker 1: to do. That took him until midnight last night. Please.

1897
01:39:06,479 --> 01:39:09,040
Speaker 1: What homework was it? I don't know, but it's one

1898
01:39:09,040 --> 01:39:10,360
Speaker 1: of those you know how this is I did the

1899
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:13,640
Speaker 1: same thing you've all. I got that. When when did you?

1900
01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:15,880
Speaker 1: When did you find out you had this? I don't know.

1901
01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:19,439
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I got to write a three page

1902
01:39:19,479 --> 01:39:22,960
Speaker 1: paper and type it up in this and that. I

1903
01:39:23,720 --> 01:39:25,200
Speaker 1: go through and look at because you can look at

1904
01:39:25,240 --> 01:39:26,840
Speaker 1: everything online now, I go through and look, Oh, it

1905
01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:31,240
Speaker 1: was given to him last Tuesday. I don't care. I

1906
01:39:31,360 --> 01:39:33,800
Speaker 1: think we all did that. I My mom tells this

1907
01:39:33,840 --> 01:39:36,519
Speaker 1: story about me at four thirty in the morning, going

1908
01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:40,160
Speaker 1: into her bedroom going, hey, mom, you know me type

1909
01:39:40,200 --> 01:39:45,200
Speaker 1: of paper. My mom was a secretary, so she typed

1910
01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:48,120
Speaker 1: really fast, so she, you know, to her credit, got

1911
01:39:48,200 --> 01:39:50,320
Speaker 1: up at four thirty in the morning the type my

1912
01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:53,000
Speaker 1: paper for me? I hadn't written on longhand oh my

1913
01:39:53,160 --> 01:39:55,800
Speaker 1: dad used to tell me in that scenario, your lack

1914
01:39:55,840 --> 01:40:00,240
Speaker 1: of planning does not constitute my emergency. Go away. He

1915
01:40:00,240 --> 01:40:02,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't do like you wouldn't bring my homework to school.

1916
01:40:02,080 --> 01:40:04,880
Speaker 1: He's like, sorry, kid, yeah, forget forget it to your

1917
01:40:04,920 --> 01:40:06,920
Speaker 1: credit though, to his credit, look at you you turn

1918
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:14,479
Speaker 1: out okay, right, nice problem? Oh my god, Nate same.

1919
01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:18,920
Speaker 1: My mom is school secretary. Can't believe it. And she

1920
01:40:19,320 --> 01:40:22,280
Speaker 1: I had the Smith Corona word processor. This isn't the

1921
01:40:22,320 --> 01:40:25,639
Speaker 1: time right before computers. Yeah, and I would handwrite everything,

1922
01:40:26,040 --> 01:40:28,439
Speaker 1: my entire paper, and then I would give it to

1923
01:40:28,520 --> 01:40:32,080
Speaker 1: my mother, yeah, to type. Yeah. I cannot believe that

1924
01:40:32,520 --> 01:40:38,120
Speaker 1: we all help typing our kids papers. But these kids,

1925
01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:40,880
Speaker 1: they're born with phones in their hands. You don't type

1926
01:40:40,920 --> 01:40:45,120
Speaker 1: your paper on your phone. No, they all have programs

1927
01:40:45,160 --> 01:40:47,120
Speaker 1: that they have to do and upload it into the

1928
01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:50,120
Speaker 1: computer and like there's a system. You know, he's got

1929
01:40:50,200 --> 01:40:53,760
Speaker 1: a laptop, and he asked, kids will take their phone though,

1930
01:40:53,760 --> 01:40:55,519
Speaker 1: they'll write it on the yellow sticky thing on the

1931
01:40:55,600 --> 01:41:01,320
Speaker 1: iPhone and they'll know and then they'll transferred later. Okay,

1932
01:41:01,800 --> 01:41:07,479
Speaker 1: yellow sticky back what you really? Okay? Thank you? Scary? Yes, yes, Brodie,

1933
01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:09,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry when I was a kid. My mother actually

1934
01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:12,320
Speaker 1: had a typewriter and she typed your kids can voice text.

1935
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,080
Speaker 1: What the hell's wrong with that? I know, but they

1936
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:15,960
Speaker 1: it's still you still have to go in and edit it.

1937
01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:17,640
Speaker 1: And they're never going to grow up with yours. The

1938
01:41:17,800 --> 01:41:20,720
Speaker 1: mom never oh I listen. I didn't say yeah. I

1939
01:41:20,840 --> 01:41:22,400
Speaker 1: woke my mom up at four thirty in the morning.

1940
01:41:22,439 --> 01:41:26,599
Speaker 1: I turned out, okay, yeah, look, and I don't worry

1941
01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:29,920
Speaker 1: about Mike. They're they're fine. But the grade, the grades,

1942
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:32,479
Speaker 1: thank god, because you're doing their home No, I'm not

1943
01:41:32,680 --> 01:41:36,040
Speaker 1: doing their homework. If they write it, if they need

1944
01:41:36,120 --> 01:41:38,280
Speaker 1: help typing it, I will help them out, but they

1945
01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:40,920
Speaker 1: write it themselves. Be honest, though. Have you ever gone

1946
01:41:40,920 --> 01:41:43,600
Speaker 1: across something that you're typing like it's not right? Yes? No,

1947
01:41:43,720 --> 01:41:45,600
Speaker 1: and I do. But then I will say, listen, I

1948
01:41:45,760 --> 01:41:48,559
Speaker 1: just made a little change right here, and they're like, okay,

1949
01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:51,519
Speaker 1: thanks mom, no problem. Oh good. Well I think every

1950
01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:54,640
Speaker 1: parent does that. Not Indian parents. They're like, you're on

1951
01:41:54,720 --> 01:41:56,600
Speaker 1: your own. Can I tell you they don't come to

1952
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:59,240
Speaker 1: me from math help because if they come from math help,

1953
01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:01,800
Speaker 1: they will fail as your bla. So math holpe is

1954
01:42:01,920 --> 01:42:06,000
Speaker 1: not mummy, get that clips here? You know, do you guys?

1955
01:42:06,040 --> 01:42:08,120
Speaker 1: Haven't just ask you know what? We have four minutes

1956
01:42:08,120 --> 01:42:09,760
Speaker 1: to fill Danielle, I need to do something here. By

1957
01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:11,920
Speaker 1: the way, did I tell you how much my husband

1958
01:42:11,960 --> 01:42:14,559
Speaker 1: and Froggy I swear to God sometimes I think they're

1959
01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:17,759
Speaker 1: the same frigging person. When we were in the desert,

1960
01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:20,280
Speaker 1: my husband was taking in I hope we have pictures

1961
01:42:20,320 --> 01:42:23,160
Speaker 1: with cactuses, because the cactus looked like a penis and

1962
01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:27,240
Speaker 1: it could have been Froggy. Of course it could have been.

1963
01:42:27,360 --> 01:42:29,840
Speaker 1: It was like, are you sure you guys are not

1964
01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:32,360
Speaker 1: like Twitter? That's why you love us both so much

1965
01:42:33,200 --> 01:42:37,800
Speaker 1: like But it was just like, really scary, they're alike?

1966
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:39,599
Speaker 1: All right? Well, now back to you, because I think

1967
01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:43,559
Speaker 1: you were trying to change the subject. This is Danielle's

1968
01:42:43,600 --> 01:42:47,800
Speaker 1: math ability is this is this is the weakest link. Sorry,

1969
01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:50,320
Speaker 1: this is very entertained by Let me explain before you

1970
01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:53,960
Speaker 1: play it. You're on the stage, it's a game show

1971
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:56,960
Speaker 1: on television. There's hot lights on you. Oh you're hot,

1972
01:42:57,040 --> 01:43:00,880
Speaker 1: you're sweating. You forget everything, you are nervous rack when

1973
01:43:00,920 --> 01:43:03,680
Speaker 1: they come to you. They also told me that this

1974
01:43:03,920 --> 01:43:07,120
Speaker 1: whole show was going to be about New York facts

1975
01:43:07,240 --> 01:43:09,400
Speaker 1: and like a little trivia about New York and the

1976
01:43:09,479 --> 01:43:11,160
Speaker 1: money was going to go to a New York charity.

1977
01:43:11,439 --> 01:43:15,920
Speaker 1: So when they come, Danielle, when they come to you

1978
01:43:16,080 --> 01:43:19,680
Speaker 1: with something different, you know, all right, thanks for that.

1979
01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:22,439
Speaker 1: You guys are asked and when you don't know math,

1980
01:43:22,520 --> 01:43:24,439
Speaker 1: this is what happens in math. How much is two

1981
01:43:24,479 --> 01:43:31,519
Speaker 1: percent of one hundred? It's so bad at math. The

1982
01:43:31,640 --> 01:43:35,760
Speaker 1: medical condition is great at cardiac rich human organ The

1983
01:43:36,080 --> 01:43:42,320
Speaker 1: math question, how can you not know that? I do know? Yeah,

1984
01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:45,160
Speaker 1: that's the only math question, Brodie. That's the only math

1985
01:43:45,280 --> 01:43:49,040
Speaker 1: question happens, you know, only math question. No, I don't

1986
01:43:49,160 --> 01:43:53,160
Speaker 1: and I don't care for what I have, for what

1987
01:43:53,320 --> 01:43:54,960
Speaker 1: I do for a living, I don't need to know.

1988
01:43:55,120 --> 01:43:57,960
Speaker 1: That's right in Danielle, we love you. Percentage of bull

1989
01:43:58,200 --> 01:44:03,599
Speaker 1: I just think it's funny. Thank thank god. My husband's

1990
01:44:03,640 --> 01:44:10,880
Speaker 1: good to mouth exactly. Okay, anyway, Bertie, we're gonna talk

1991
01:44:10,920 --> 01:44:14,479
Speaker 1: after this bus. Did you know we do have today?

1992
01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:18,559
Speaker 1: Changing subject? We do have a birthday today? Oh yes, yes,

1993
01:44:19,439 --> 01:44:22,840
Speaker 1: let me go get that birthday to you. Ye, happy

1994
01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:30,439
Speaker 1: birthday too, Happy birthday, Deanna, Happy birthday to you. Yay,

1995
01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:34,200
Speaker 1: thank you. You know, I think the last time I

1996
01:44:34,240 --> 01:44:36,040
Speaker 1: Guess hosted the show. We had a birthday, wasn't it?

1997
01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:41,960
Speaker 1: I think was Alan a birthday? Yeah? Thank you? So

1998
01:44:42,160 --> 01:44:46,200
Speaker 1: can I who's gonna be the party pooper on these cupcakes? Okay,

1999
01:44:46,200 --> 01:44:50,439
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Okay. So Dianna is nut free, so

2000
01:44:50,880 --> 01:44:54,680
Speaker 1: to find nut free is hard. So I couldn't find

2001
01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:56,720
Speaker 1: the cake in a couple of places. But these are

2002
01:44:56,840 --> 01:45:01,519
Speaker 1: like friendly for school cupcakes. They're cardboard balls, so that

2003
01:45:01,640 --> 01:45:03,960
Speaker 1: they're not free. I even think Diamond might be able

2004
01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:05,519
Speaker 1: to have these. And she's a little nobody put their

2005
01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:07,240
Speaker 1: nuts in them. No, no, put their nuts in them.

2006
01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:11,120
Speaker 1: So everybody here is like I got vanilla in Chova

2007
01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:13,080
Speaker 1: because I wasn't sure what you like. But everyone here's

2008
01:45:13,120 --> 01:45:16,559
Speaker 1: like that was very nice of you. Thank you. Story

2009
01:45:16,960 --> 01:45:19,320
Speaker 1: taste like cardboard as well. Long story short has the

2010
01:45:19,360 --> 01:45:22,320
Speaker 1: field to ruin our experience for your breath. It's always

2011
01:45:22,320 --> 01:45:24,240
Speaker 1: happened to be in school too, Like in elementary school,

2012
01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:26,360
Speaker 1: all the kids can ever bring in like peanuts, snacks

2013
01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:29,920
Speaker 1: and stuff. Sorry, I think they might taste good. Let

2014
01:45:29,960 --> 01:45:32,400
Speaker 1: me try try one. Nate's been eyeball in those things

2015
01:45:32,439 --> 01:45:35,120
Speaker 1: for a while. They're little minis, they're cute. He was

2016
01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:36,960
Speaker 1: about to eat one. Oh, you know what, they're not bad.

2017
01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:39,800
Speaker 1: They're not tast do you taste Do you taste any nuts?

2018
01:45:40,320 --> 01:45:42,560
Speaker 1: I don't have any nuts in my math. What just

2019
01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:44,599
Speaker 1: happened here is a good example of how we should operate.

2020
01:45:44,760 --> 01:45:47,639
Speaker 1: We set our sites so low and we expected nothing,

2021
01:45:47,760 --> 01:45:50,280
Speaker 1: and then it was like, oh, they're not bad. We're

2022
01:45:50,280 --> 01:45:52,479
Speaker 1: all happy that they're not bad. One too. I'm very

2023
01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:56,080
Speaker 1: happy with these. They're good. They're they're good as it's improved.

2024
01:45:56,240 --> 01:46:03,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna these things again. I hope that's solicital. Where'd

2025
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:07,360
Speaker 1: you get them? Shop? Right? Okay, way to go shop right? All?

2026
01:46:08,560 --> 01:46:10,200
Speaker 1: Thank you? That's the poor thing. We need to know.

2027
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:12,360
Speaker 1: What are the other three things? They're other three things.

2028
01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:15,759
Speaker 1: Uber's doing something pretty interesting. They are letting some drivers

2029
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:18,880
Speaker 1: in California try to set their own fares. It's a

2030
01:46:18,920 --> 01:46:21,600
Speaker 1: new policy that started yesterday morning. Right now, it's just

2031
01:46:21,720 --> 01:46:24,360
Speaker 1: limited to drivers picking of passengers at the airports in

2032
01:46:24,439 --> 01:46:27,120
Speaker 1: Palm Springs, Sacramento, and Santa Barbara. Do we think that

2033
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:31,240
Speaker 1: means uberpricing is going up or going down? Um? I

2034
01:46:31,280 --> 01:46:33,439
Speaker 1: think they're gonna someone's gonna try to undercut someone and

2035
01:46:33,479 --> 01:46:35,439
Speaker 1: it's all going to go down. We'll see. Let's see.

2036
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:38,000
Speaker 1: The governor of Washington says there's no need to panic

2037
01:46:38,080 --> 01:46:40,600
Speaker 1: after a man was diagnosed with the coronavirus that is

2038
01:46:40,640 --> 01:46:43,960
Speaker 1: spreading around China. The CDC and the state's health officials

2039
01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:46,240
Speaker 1: believe there's a low risk that the first confirmed case

2040
01:46:46,320 --> 01:46:51,120
Speaker 1: will actually spread to others in the States. Okay, Daniell

2041
01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:54,599
Speaker 1: still is concerned. Sorry, And finally, what do you guys

2042
01:46:54,640 --> 01:46:58,880
Speaker 1: like better Christmas or Valentine's Day? Christmas? Christmas? Christmas? ESA's

2043
01:46:58,960 --> 01:47:02,679
Speaker 1: Christmas will. According to a new survey, eighty one percent

2044
01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:05,160
Speaker 1: of Americans say that they get excited for Valentine's Day,

2045
01:47:05,160 --> 01:47:09,519
Speaker 1: while only sixty eight percent get excited the winter holiday season.

2046
01:47:09,560 --> 01:47:13,160
Speaker 1: He argue with the survey guys, Okay, it's what it

2047
01:47:13,240 --> 01:47:16,360
Speaker 1: says people like Valentine's Day better than Christmas. Okay, thank you,

2048
01:47:16,439 --> 01:47:21,880
Speaker 1: You're welcome, even though I disagree. Your phone tap up next. Hey, Hi,

2049
01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:24,960
Speaker 1: this is Katy Perry. I'm Sean Mendez, Elvis durand Elvis

2050
01:47:25,080 --> 01:47:30,960
Speaker 1: Duran and the Morning Show. Lvis Duran in the Morning Show.

2051
01:47:32,080 --> 01:47:34,360
Speaker 1: When you shop, bank and browse on your phone, your

2052
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:37,680
Speaker 1: personal info can go far away, leaving you exposed. No

2053
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2057
01:47:52,120 --> 01:47:55,479
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap. An email came

2058
01:47:55,520 --> 01:47:58,479
Speaker 1: to us from Michael who wants us to phone tap

2059
01:47:58,560 --> 01:48:01,280
Speaker 1: his mother Linda. His mom, Linda is a big online

2060
01:48:01,360 --> 01:48:03,400
Speaker 1: gambler and she recently won a lot of money in

2061
01:48:03,439 --> 01:48:06,040
Speaker 1: a tournament online. All right, so Michael thought it'd be

2062
01:48:06,080 --> 01:48:08,360
Speaker 1: really funnyf we gave her a call, told her there's

2063
01:48:08,400 --> 01:48:11,240
Speaker 1: been a mistake. I'm going to start the call as

2064
01:48:11,240 --> 01:48:14,679
Speaker 1: the representative from the online gambling site, and then scary

2065
01:48:15,120 --> 01:48:18,200
Speaker 1: comes in later to stir the pot. Here we go

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01:48:18,520 --> 01:48:24,920
Speaker 1: the long lost phone tap. Here Well, Linda, Linda Bob

2067
01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:29,840
Speaker 1: Roulette with All Incorporated Bahamas. Yes, we wanted to reach

2068
01:48:29,880 --> 01:48:31,360
Speaker 1: out and talk to you about a couple of things.

2069
01:48:31,400 --> 01:48:34,040
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, sure, go ahead. Two thousand dollars

2070
01:48:34,120 --> 01:48:36,960
Speaker 1: of the winnings that have gone to you occurred because

2071
01:48:37,000 --> 01:48:40,160
Speaker 1: of a computer glitch. What are you talking about? And

2072
01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:43,920
Speaker 1: it shouldn't have gone there. It's not possible. Well, it's

2073
01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:47,000
Speaker 1: very possible. The computer doesn't lie. Miss, I'm telling you

2074
01:48:47,160 --> 01:48:50,680
Speaker 1: it's not possible. How is it not possible because I

2075
01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:53,160
Speaker 1: won money? What are you talking about? Well, I know,

2076
01:48:53,280 --> 01:48:55,800
Speaker 1: but two thousand dollars of money you won. You didn't win.

2077
01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:59,680
Speaker 1: It was a computer glitch. No, that's not true. As

2078
01:48:59,720 --> 01:49:01,960
Speaker 1: you know, the computers are program to pay out every

2079
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:04,559
Speaker 1: so often, and it paid out on your account when

2080
01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:06,479
Speaker 1: it shouldn't have paid. You did not win, even though

2081
01:49:06,520 --> 01:49:09,479
Speaker 1: it appeared you want. That's impossible. If you can just

2082
01:49:09,600 --> 01:49:11,679
Speaker 1: mail us a check or money order, that would be fine.

2083
01:49:11,680 --> 01:49:15,479
Speaker 1: I'm not mailing anything. I'm not paying anything. That's what

2084
01:49:15,640 --> 01:49:18,840
Speaker 1: your things as it paid, and that's what you paid me.

2085
01:49:19,080 --> 01:49:20,800
Speaker 1: If we don't get the money back, there's going to

2086
01:49:20,840 --> 01:49:23,639
Speaker 1: be trouble. You're threatening me. Well, don't raise your voice

2087
01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:25,120
Speaker 1: at me. I'm trying to work this out before we

2088
01:49:25,200 --> 01:49:29,000
Speaker 1: have Oh no, I didn't get if you told me

2089
01:49:29,720 --> 01:49:32,559
Speaker 1: to be a problem. Let's not get betchy here, miss.

2090
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:35,080
Speaker 1: You know I'm just trying to help at all. Now,

2091
01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:39,280
Speaker 1: Oh god, what do you think we should do, Mike?

2092
01:49:39,479 --> 01:49:41,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. You think I should go? Yeah? Yeah,

2093
01:49:41,200 --> 01:49:42,920
Speaker 1: let her talk to you and just get her to

2094
01:49:43,080 --> 01:49:45,040
Speaker 1: start telling the whole story and then I can bust

2095
01:49:45,080 --> 01:49:49,880
Speaker 1: in at the end. Okay, Hello, Yeah, I'm having a

2096
01:49:49,960 --> 01:49:54,400
Speaker 1: big problem here. What's going on? You know? Telling me

2097
01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:57,800
Speaker 1: that I owe them two thousand dollars because they overpaid

2098
01:49:57,960 --> 01:50:00,439
Speaker 1: my account for what for the time that I won

2099
01:50:00,520 --> 01:50:04,679
Speaker 1: the tournament. They're saying that that was a computer whatever

2100
01:50:05,320 --> 01:50:07,880
Speaker 1: you call it, and that they have to get this

2101
01:50:08,160 --> 01:50:11,760
Speaker 1: money back. I told you those can those things cheat? Well,

2102
01:50:11,800 --> 01:50:15,439
Speaker 1: I know nothing. The most they can do is suck

2103
01:50:15,560 --> 01:50:20,560
Speaker 1: up my accounts. The phone up on him because he

2104
01:50:20,720 --> 01:50:24,640
Speaker 1: threatened me. Michael, you're still there. I have you on

2105
01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:26,760
Speaker 1: hold there for a while. Are you still on the phone,

2106
01:50:27,439 --> 01:50:29,720
Speaker 1: Barbara Lette again, We'll try to call your mom and

2107
01:50:29,840 --> 01:50:32,040
Speaker 1: she she got all crazy and slammed the phone in

2108
01:50:32,120 --> 01:50:34,439
Speaker 1: my face. She's got a problem, Mike. We got to

2109
01:50:34,479 --> 01:50:36,519
Speaker 1: get that money from her. She was just explaining the

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01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:38,960
Speaker 1: story today. You called her, Well, your mom's she's a

2111
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:42,080
Speaker 1: compulsive gambler. She's got on the phone right now, are

2112
01:50:42,120 --> 01:50:45,200
Speaker 1: you dah Yeah, I hear everything you say in Michael. Oh, well, hello,

2113
01:50:45,600 --> 01:50:48,639
Speaker 1: miss him, Michael, No, no, no, hold on, let's work.

2114
01:50:49,200 --> 01:50:53,479
Speaker 1: Hang the phone up on him and well, let's work. Okay,

2115
01:50:53,520 --> 01:50:55,800
Speaker 1: you okay, Look, there is something you can do. If

2116
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:58,640
Speaker 1: you promise to get counseling about your gambling problems, then

2117
01:50:58,720 --> 01:51:00,880
Speaker 1: we can we can eliminate the debt and write it

2118
01:51:00,960 --> 01:51:06,519
Speaker 1: off of the Internal Revenue Service. Guy kidding me a while? Yeah,

2119
01:51:06,680 --> 01:51:10,360
Speaker 1: I'm not doing I've got a counselor of from New

2120
01:51:10,439 --> 01:51:12,080
Speaker 1: York City who would be more than happy to make

2121
01:51:12,080 --> 01:51:15,400
Speaker 1: a house called. I'm gonna tell him to go minutes. Mother,

2122
01:51:15,600 --> 01:51:18,360
Speaker 1: how's that you still want to put him on the phone.

2123
01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:21,560
Speaker 1: Put them on. I want to tell them, put them on.

2124
01:51:22,160 --> 01:51:27,599
Speaker 1: Please hold, It's gonna be nice to one. Oh. Yes,

2125
01:51:28,080 --> 01:51:31,200
Speaker 1: this is doctor Michael up. How are you doing today? Miss?

2126
01:51:31,920 --> 01:51:36,439
Speaker 1: Get off the phone. Doesn't understand you have a gambling addiction.

2127
01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:40,160
Speaker 1: You want to talk to scumbad now. The first step

2128
01:51:40,280 --> 01:51:42,759
Speaker 1: in the process is to first come face to face

2129
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:45,880
Speaker 1: with the addiction. Do you have a gambling problem? Give

2130
01:51:45,920 --> 01:51:48,240
Speaker 1: me the phone number where you are. Excuse you, miss,

2131
01:51:48,600 --> 01:51:51,800
Speaker 1: this is doctor Michael Up. I don't give it who

2132
01:51:51,920 --> 01:51:54,400
Speaker 1: you are. I don't want to talk to talk about

2133
01:51:54,479 --> 01:51:58,840
Speaker 1: this in a very calm manner. I hang up on

2134
01:51:58,920 --> 01:52:01,720
Speaker 1: this guy. No, mychael, I just told him to take

2135
01:52:01,760 --> 01:52:08,840
Speaker 1: the money, Michael, this bush thing, there's no such thing. Well,

2136
01:52:08,880 --> 01:52:10,640
Speaker 1: I told him to take it. You tell him to

2137
01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:13,400
Speaker 1: take what? Take to two thousand or whatever the hell

2138
01:52:13,479 --> 01:52:18,320
Speaker 1: they Michael, there's no such thing. I am online with

2139
01:52:18,479 --> 01:52:24,080
Speaker 1: these people. There is no such commission. Maybe somebody's trying

2140
01:52:24,120 --> 01:52:29,639
Speaker 1: to get into my account. I gotta stop it. Hey, hello, blessing.

2141
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:34,160
Speaker 1: I will contact somebody to find out a lawyer. Hand

2142
01:52:34,240 --> 01:52:36,800
Speaker 1: up the phone on him, Michael, hold on you at

2143
01:52:36,880 --> 01:52:40,280
Speaker 1: the phone, Michael, hang up the phone on this jerk off.

2144
01:52:40,560 --> 01:52:42,800
Speaker 1: There's one thing this jerk off has to tell you.

2145
01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:47,280
Speaker 1: This is Elvis Duran. You gotta be kidding me. You've

2146
01:52:47,320 --> 01:52:52,320
Speaker 1: been phone tapped? Really? Is that what it is? Mike? Well,

2147
01:52:53,320 --> 01:53:03,080
Speaker 1: oh my god. Quack permission granted by all participants. See

2148
01:53:03,120 --> 01:53:07,320
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand phone tad on Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

2149
01:53:08,640 --> 01:53:11,599
Speaker 1: There's no single perfect bowl of oatmeal. I like mine sweet,

2150
01:53:11,680 --> 01:53:14,000
Speaker 1: you might like your savory. But when you start with

2151
01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:17,200
Speaker 1: whole grain Quaker oats, there's your perfect bowl. And that's

2152
01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:20,320
Speaker 1: what matters. Look for. Quaker oats, instant Quaker oatmeal, and

2153
01:53:20,479 --> 01:53:23,960
Speaker 1: Quaker oatmeal cups, Quaker oats, our oats, your creation