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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up a dirty Little Secret? Yes? Um okay, So

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Speaker 1: this past weekend I was cleaning out like my clothes

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Speaker 1: and my son's clothes and reorganizing and everything because he

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Speaker 1: just got some new clothes. Right. Yeah, Well, I have

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Speaker 1: this tub that was my clothes that I put all

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Speaker 1: his clothes in, and I had a little bag of say,

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Speaker 1: just you know, adult female things. Um okay. Well, while

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Speaker 1: I was cleaning, my son was with me, so I

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Speaker 1: put it away really quick because he was helping me

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Speaker 1: pull clothes out and stuff, and it was hidden. Well,

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Speaker 1: I thought I put it into this box um high up,

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Speaker 1: But I guess not because I'm a four twenty mom,

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Speaker 1: so you know, my four twenty helps me clean. I

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Speaker 1: put it in his diaper bag check his diaper bag

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Speaker 1: before taking him to school last night. When I was

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Speaker 1: trying to find it, I tore apart my room could

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Speaker 1: not find it. When I took him into staycare this morning,

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Speaker 1: I just asked his teacher, Hey, can I check his back?

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Speaker 1: Look like he said, yeah, go ahead there and behold

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Speaker 1: underneath his blanket my full bag and still out all

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Speaker 1: over the bottom of his diaper bag. That's hilarious. All

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Speaker 1: of your adult toys. Wow, I mean it was so mortifying.

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Speaker 1: I mean, they didn't call me or anything. So I'm

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Speaker 1: hoping that they just because I have I give them

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Speaker 1: two blankets. I'm hoping they just didn't use that second

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Speaker 1: blanket and didn't see it. But yeah, so funny. You're

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Speaker 1: incredibly lucky you kid didn't whip it out and be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: look at my new toy. Yeah I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: I was so mortified. I almost want to change his daycare. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You go there on the shelves of the daycare, the

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Speaker 1: kids have been playing with stuff and they've put them

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Speaker 1: up there, and you're like, oh no, oh my job,

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Speaker 1: right next to the stuffed animals. Does it show until

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Speaker 1: day I would have no, I would have been like, okay, honey,

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Speaker 1: let's let's go, and we're never coming back here again.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they probably they might have gone in the

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Speaker 1: bag and seen it, but they didn't want to have

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Speaker 1: that conversation with you. They probably felt just as awkward

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Speaker 1: as you. Right, But I'm also I'm already I already

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Speaker 1: stick out like a sore thumb at that daycare, because

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm a I'm a younger mom. I walked

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Speaker 1: up in there and sweats and my son's of anarchy

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Speaker 1: hoodie with my reaper and blood hanging off of it,

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Speaker 1: you know, and all the other moms are tesla drive

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Speaker 1: in salary making dress wearing mom. So you can only

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Speaker 1: imagine how worse this makes me. Right, that's hilarious. They'll

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Speaker 1: just own it because it's funny. Like it's honestly, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: One of the greatest memories I have in my life

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Speaker 1: is when Alex and I were at the airport one time,

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Speaker 1: and Alex and I were married. If you didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: on our trip, we went to the store that for

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Speaker 1: married people can go to and buy things, you know. However,

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Speaker 1: so anyway I was, I put it in my bag, right,

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Speaker 1: and I was actually thinking the whole way too. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: it's hilarious if if this gonna be so funny, if

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Speaker 1: TSA stops us because of this. Sure enough, they tell

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Speaker 1: you to take anything to a cell phone, and it

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Speaker 1: was bigger than the cell phone for sure, and I

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Speaker 1: didn't take it out. And then we're putting the bags

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Speaker 1: through and I see the TSA agent one go to

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Speaker 1: the look at the other one go she waves her

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Speaker 1: finger like camere. Oh my god, and then the other

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Speaker 1: one comes there and they're both just yeah. Alex was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, and she s she was gone. Guy.

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Speaker 1: I was like, where's she going? Idea? And I was

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Speaker 1: just watching. I was like, this is gonna be amazing.

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Speaker 1: They're literally gonna have to check it in front of me.

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Speaker 1: This gonna be so funny. And then they're looking at

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Speaker 1: it and they're talking about it, and I see him

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Speaker 1: pointing at the screen and like going like like pointing

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Speaker 1: along the edge of water, and like how I'm like,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna happen. And then so I get through. They

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Speaker 1: pulled the bag aside and they have to they open

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Speaker 1: it up there like anything sharp in here that could

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Speaker 1: you know, hurt them, Like no, any you know whatever.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I was like it could, but it's not. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not gonna hurt. But she pulled up, she pulled

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Speaker 1: out the toiletry bag that or whatever bag it was

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Speaker 1: in a little bag, and she opened it up and

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Speaker 1: then she just pulled it out and just like yeah,

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Speaker 1: or they just wanted to do it to make somebody

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Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable, but they picked the completely wrong person. I

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Speaker 1: was like, we could do this for another half an hour,

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Speaker 1: just awkwardness is amazing. She did. She looked so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: She pulled it out and she kind of like dangled

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Speaker 1: it and looked at it and just like looked at

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Speaker 1: me and then just dropped it back in the bag, like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. I was like, thank you, experience. I'm

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Speaker 1: a nice day. I was like, and Alex was gone,

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Speaker 1: it's funny, all right, well thank you for telling me

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Speaker 1: you very little secret. Awesome, thank you. Then Jubil Show

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