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Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida, Malora.

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Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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Speaker 1: all of Flourida.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an

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Speaker 2: ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too

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Speaker 2: much money.

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Speaker 3: Florida man is arrested after that, w saying he rigged.

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Speaker 1: The door to his home in an attempt to electric

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Speaker 1: hid his president lights.

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Speaker 2: Police arrested at Orlando man we're talking to Fromida the

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Speaker 2: practice club, bitch you. Donkey of the Day with Charlam

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Speaker 2: Payne to guy. Oh, why y'all keep it letting him

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Speaker 2: get y'all like.

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Speaker 1: It ain't me.

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Speaker 2: It's y'all do ball down in Florida.

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Speaker 1: Donkey of Today for Monday May six goes to a

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Speaker 1: young man named Terry Jennings of Papano Beach, Florida. I

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Speaker 1: know I probably pronounced that wrong. Is somebody out there

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Speaker 1: screaming at the radio right now?

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Speaker 2: It's Pompeno is Pompino? Okay? Pompino Beach, Florida.

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Speaker 1: What did your uncle sh'alla always say about the great

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Speaker 1: state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from

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Speaker 1: the Bronx and all of Florida. I was just in

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Speaker 1: Orlando yesterday. I was there this weekend, yes Saturday and Sunday. Okay,

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Speaker 1: sleuth to everyone who listens to us on one of

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Speaker 1: four point five to beat. My daughter is a cheerleader,

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Speaker 1: so I was down there for her competition. Slew to

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Speaker 1: the licking in Orlando. Drop on the clues bombs for

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Speaker 1: the licking in Orlando, the one in Florida. Mal appreciate

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Speaker 1: all the hospitality Saturday. See. The thing about Florida is

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Speaker 1: that Florida is like anywhere else. Don't start nothing, won't

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Speaker 1: be none.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Every day of our lives, we wake up and our

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Speaker 1: job is to avoid crazy. Very hard to avoid crazy

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Speaker 1: in Florida, but not impossible if you simply just mind

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Speaker 1: your business.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Terry Jennings is from Florida and did not receive

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Speaker 2: that memo.

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Speaker 1: See Terry Jennings, twenty four years old, was arrested after

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Speaker 1: attempting to commit a burglary. According to police records, he

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Speaker 1: broke into a man's home, but he didn't realize.

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Speaker 2: The resident was there.

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Speaker 1: Clearly the resident was somebody Terry wanted zero problems with.

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Speaker 1: He wanted no smoke because when he realized the resident

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Speaker 1: was home, he hauled ass. Something scared him so bad

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Speaker 1: that he took off, okay, and he took off and

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Speaker 1: he saw a parked police car after fleeing the scene,

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Speaker 1: and he came running up to the police car demanding help. Now,

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Speaker 1: the officer quickly determined the man was running away from

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Speaker 1: a resident after the resident found him trying to break

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Speaker 1: into his home. Now, remember when my guy comedian Andrew Schotz,

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Speaker 1: who sold out the Garden this weekend. We just told

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Speaker 1: y'all that twice by himself, the Garden, not the theater

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Speaker 1: with the Knicks play. Remember when he once said breaking

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Speaker 1: into Dinny's house must be terrifying. That's what this whole

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Speaker 1: scenario reminds me of. Let's listen to what Andrew had

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Speaker 1: to say for us.

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Speaker 3: This is the only reason I think he might be guilty.

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Speaker 3: Every celebrity in LA has had their home robbed except Diddy,

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Speaker 3: and I thought about it. It's like Bro Robin didty

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Speaker 3: is terrifying because what if he's there, you break down

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Speaker 3: the door, he's butt naked on the couch, meet Mill

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Speaker 3: sitting on his laps, petting him like a Maltese cat

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Speaker 3: meet mill, crying, hold on, wait a minute, I thought

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Speaker 3: you was finished. The HEAs I can't stop home. Stop

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Speaker 3: you try to run out, You run out, The door

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Speaker 3: is locked.

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Speaker 1: You try you here.

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Speaker 3: Nowhere, you don't know where. I can't be stopped. Now

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Speaker 3: it's your ass tonight.

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Speaker 2: What if that's how this went down with Terry in Florida.

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Speaker 1: What if Terry walked in on a man who was

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Speaker 1: in there starbucknked, masturbating the gay porn. The man sitting

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Speaker 1: there on porn hub, shaking hands with the milk man.

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Speaker 1: He's starfish gazing, praying for some masks, and here comes

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Speaker 1: some bussy.

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Speaker 2: Through the window. I've been waiting for you.

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Speaker 1: The only thing that's gonna make a man run from

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Speaker 1: a house he's breaking into is if the person got

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Speaker 1: a pistol or a penis in his hand.

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Speaker 2: Either way, you don't want to get shot, Okay.

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Speaker 1: That is the only thing that can spook a man

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Speaker 1: so bad that he will go from criminal to victim

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Speaker 1: that fast. Now, Terry has been arrested for this before.

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Speaker 1: He once entered an unlocked car in a gated community

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Speaker 1: and removed a wallet from the centaconsole. The wallet had

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Speaker 1: just twenty dollars in it. Okay, the victims driver's license

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Speaker 1: and association ID. Terrry couldn't say it wasn't him because

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Speaker 1: he was found in the backyard of a resident and

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Speaker 1: he had the victim's driver license and twenty dollars bill

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Speaker 1: in his pocket, and the courting the police, he was

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Speaker 1: unable to explain why he had those items in his possession.

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Speaker 1: Police be so damn funny, maybe wanting you to explain

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Speaker 1: things they already know just for their amusement. You know,

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Speaker 1: damn well why he had these things in his possession because.

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Speaker 2: He stole them.

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Speaker 1: Terry is currently in the Broadwood County Jail on a

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Speaker 1: bard of six thousand dollars. And one thing about jail,

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Speaker 1: when the man is in there with a penis in

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Speaker 1: his hand, when the bad boy for life beat drops,

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Speaker 1: there is nowhere.

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Speaker 2: To run tonight. That's right. Please give Terry Jennings the

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Speaker 2: biggest he off. That's crazy, that's Florida. Wow. All right, well,

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Speaker 2: thank you for that, and I thank you for the

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Speaker 2: Dog of Today.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, sir, Lord Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned

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Speaker 4: personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamb is soft, don't

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Speaker 4: be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.

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Speaker 4: If you're ever injured.

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Speaker 2: Go to Michael to bull dot com. That's Michael to

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Speaker 2: bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull,

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Speaker 2: you get the horns. Wake that ass up Earth in

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Speaker 2: the morning. The Breakfast Club