Speaker 1: So my mom was at my house helping watch the
Speaker 1: baby the other day and she was doing some ship
Speaker 1: with my sink, and she said the garbage disposals. She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: smells like grandpa or Jack's grandpa's mouth. And I was
Speaker 1: like what. I was like, what the fuck are you
Speaker 1: talking about? And she said that you said something about
Speaker 1: not clearing out your garbage disposal.
Speaker 2: Ye like rotting vegetables, which smells like old people's mouths.
Speaker 1: I can't believe she pulls.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: She has the she fucking listens man, because she does.
Speaker 1: She she's in her zone.
Speaker 2: But do you know that smell, like have you ever
Speaker 2: like had or you have vegetables in your fridge and
Speaker 2: you like pick pick it up and there's like rotting
Speaker 2: underneath it, and you know there's that smell that like
Speaker 2: it smells like rotting yeah vegetable, Yeah yeah, yeah, vegital
Speaker 2: And have you ever smelled that come out of an
Speaker 2: old person's mouth?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Shit, Okay, kind through the TV
Speaker 1: during the debate, Yeah there is he's back.
Speaker 2: Baby, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, forty seven.
Speaker 1: Episode five of production of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 2: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 2: into America share consciousness. It is Friday, July nineteenth, twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four, which, of course my esteemed co host Miles Gray.
Speaker 2: Of course, that means that it is national Oh you
Speaker 2: don't know, Oh you don't know. It's actually guns is
Speaker 2: hand me down.
Speaker 1: It's International Retainer Day, National Dackery Day, and National Words
Speaker 1: with Friends Day. I used to play that with my
Speaker 1: grandma when she moved out the city, and that words
Speaker 1: with Friends.
Speaker 2: So are we are we honoring that as like a
Speaker 2: historical thing at this point?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, that's clearly they paid to have this
Speaker 1: be their national day. Because when wars, that's still amazing words.
Speaker 1: It's just called words, I think now it's all my
Speaker 1: It's like one of those apps that I just don't delete. Ever,
Speaker 1: that's just been on my phone for ages. It's cleaner,
Speaker 1: just w were war.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's just words now, I think so.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it's it's scrabble. It's scrabble, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: Now New York Times games app ate, it's lunch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so many people just play that ship I know, man,
Speaker 2: I know that's fun. Though.
Speaker 1: My eight year old plays it with me. So and
Speaker 1: he sucks at it. Dude. That's how my grandma played
Speaker 1: me in these games. Yeah, she would be like, oh, bro,
Speaker 1: you do a three words constantly. She's like, you need
Speaker 1: to up your game and then put down like like
Speaker 1: you know, like mona syllabic. It's like a fucking word. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got. I was baptized in plays. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien aka JD.
Speaker 2: Vanson and the all right, everybody here is mostly white.
Speaker 2: It's an maver Brick and third Reich JD. Vanson and
Speaker 2: the Ald Right. That one courtesy of the Blake Rogers
Speaker 2: on the discord. It's a nice clean king Harvest dancing
Speaker 2: in the moonlight, AKA expressing the song in all of
Speaker 2: our hearts about how excited we are to have this
Speaker 2: new gentleman on the stage.
Speaker 1: M hm, cool cool speech, cool.
Speaker 2: Guy, Yeah, man, just have no notes to Hillbilly. I
Speaker 2: in no way despise all of you, and wrote an
Speaker 2: entire book about it, and then spent my first two
Speaker 2: years as a public figure shitting all over you and
Speaker 2: talking about how like why you like Trump and why
Speaker 2: he's a hitler. Anyways, I'm just like you, just like you.
Speaker 2: I to put my shoes with seven inch lifts in
Speaker 2: them on one at a time. I'm thrilled to be
Speaker 2: joined as always by my co host, mister Miles Grass.
Speaker 1: It's Miles Gray aka baby Doll. I'm the man from
Speaker 1: the West v A. When it comes to it, down
Speaker 1: my way and listen to what I gotta say, Jimba Land,
Speaker 1: Don't you know I love the man If elections don't
Speaker 1: go to plan on his judge, his shitting shit in
Speaker 1: the pants, unhinched chudge shitting shit in their pants. That's
Speaker 1: what it was supposed to be, but I couldn't get
Speaker 1: the marbles out in my mouth. Shout out to Christy.
Speaker 1: I'm discord for that timbaland Aliyah inspired. Are you that
Speaker 1: somebody aka talking about baby Dog? Jim Justice's favorite bulldog
Speaker 1: who he likes to show the butt of all the time.
Speaker 1: So it was written from the perspective of the bulldog
Speaker 1: that song. Christyabagucci, Man, you know he's on his nose
Speaker 1: ship where it's like, yo, that's the of the guns.
Speaker 1: The gun rap, it's the fucking gun I miss having, Like, really,
Speaker 1: gun is his girlfriend? Bro?
Speaker 2: So many times rattles like wait, the gun is a
Speaker 2: character is his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I just love when my like listening and like listening
Speaker 1: comprehension and critical analysis skills are just so low that
Speaker 1: like I could hear a song like that when I
Speaker 1: was younger and then have that mongol Yo.
Speaker 2: He spits the whole ship backwards, Yeah doesn't. Isn't there
Speaker 2: a part where he's like the nut busts back into his.
Speaker 1: Dick or yeah, yeah, like nutt back into my or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 2: I don't like that, nos, nos, right, But even then
Speaker 2: I was like a kid being like, huh, like not
Speaker 2: putting together the reverse chronology.
Speaker 1: That's weird that something's going on.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Miles, we are thrilled to be joined in our
Speaker 2: third seat once again by one of my favorite stand
Speaker 2: up comedians, a hilarious comic, writer, actor, producer, creator of
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Speaker 2: live show where famous comedians rewrite classic movies they've never
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Speaker 2: Happiness or buy it. He will be performing his show
Speaker 2: Hard to Say at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival August first
Speaker 2: through twenty fifth. Welcome back to this show. The hilarious Kyleweer,
Speaker 2: we did it.
Speaker 4: We did it. Happy National, that's definitely copyright infringement. Dayify
Speaker 4: Words with Friends Day, Happy Doctor Thunder Day, Happy pal
Speaker 4: World Day. I'm just a big fan of things that
Speaker 4: are blatant copyright. And wait, what was doctor Thunder? Oh
Speaker 4: it's just a Shasta's Doctor Pepper. Yeah. They're like, no, no,
Speaker 4: it's two people can have degrees.
Speaker 1: Oh that's Thunder.
Speaker 2: But you think there's only one doctor. Doctor Thunder does
Speaker 2: not match the taste of of the beveret.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the isn't the the Great valued Mountain Duke? Like
Speaker 1: Mountain Lightning or something? There mountains and it was also
Speaker 1: has mountain Like They're like, yeah, bro, we got to
Speaker 1: keep the first war. If it's a two word name,
Speaker 1: you gotta keep the first name.
Speaker 2: People they'll freak out Hill Lightning. Yeah, that's actually like
Speaker 2: putting lightning in there is actually an improvement. But Doctor
Speaker 2: Thunder moves us way off base from what I think.
Speaker 1: Doctor Thunder is the Surgeon's General Florida, right.
Speaker 2: He was appointed by a whole covin living thunder Bay.
Speaker 2: Is that a real place, Florida thunder Bed Bay? Oh,
Speaker 2: ship miles, you've Uh, you've been indoctrinated into the world
Speaker 2: of paw patrol.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that's that is that from paw
Speaker 1: patrol too. I think that takes place. It is a
Speaker 1: place in Canada. That is what I'm realizing that the.
Speaker 4: Paw patrol of countries. Yeah, just because their cops are
Speaker 4: generally favorably looked.
Speaker 1: Upon, right, and cute dogs. They're all cute dogs. I
Speaker 1: thought it was thunder Bay. Maybe maybe I got it wrong,
Speaker 1: don't worry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean to derail us into this.
Speaker 2: No, this is what we're talking about now. Unfortunately, Kyle,
Speaker 2: you're going to Edinburgh.
Speaker 1: I'm going. I'm gonna pronounce an Edinburgh to all of
Speaker 1: their faces. Aberg.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we would know. I'm from the country.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm gonna call America while i'm there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they love that from the country, the United States
Speaker 2: of America.
Speaker 1: Like an Ohio State football player. The have an iron brew.
Speaker 1: You know, got to have an iron Brew. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: excited to go. I've never been over there. Someone.
Speaker 4: I was doing an interview when someone asked me what
Speaker 4: the most Scottish thing I'd ever done was. I don't
Speaker 4: know what you all would answer that I said, I've
Speaker 4: never seen Brave Heart, but I pretend to.
Speaker 1: Have, right.
Speaker 2: I got choked up in the early scene in Braveheart
Speaker 2: where the little boy like gives the little girl a flower.
Speaker 1: That choked me up. So that's probably the most Scottish
Speaker 1: thing that I have.
Speaker 4: I definitely haven't seen it. I feel like I don't
Speaker 4: know how they. I feel like they don't like it
Speaker 4: but also want its association.
Speaker 2: Yeah if that man both way Scotland. Yeah, man, Braveheart.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen Braveheart in a while. That is one
Speaker 2: of those movies that when I was a kid and
Speaker 2: saw it, I thought it was the greatest film that
Speaker 2: I'd ever seen. And then there was a point in
Speaker 2: my twenties where I saw it again and I I
Speaker 2: couldn't couldn't believe how bad it was.
Speaker 1: So that maybe you.
Speaker 4: Don't revisit stuff, otherwise it won't be what it was,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. I'm not the you know,
Speaker 4: Star Wars exists exactly for this reason.
Speaker 1: One I one time, one Halloween, I did a mash
Speaker 1: up costume where I was Pharrell Williams Wallace. Did you
Speaker 1: really Yeah? This is when he wore that big Vivian
Speaker 1: Westwood big ass hat that he would wear that big
Speaker 1: brimmed hat that I was wearing like ten years ago.
Speaker 1: So I wore that with like blue flou and a kilt.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh I love that.
Speaker 2: Going to be off those legs man, Yeah, I mean, look, bro,
Speaker 2: you're just trying to show off the gams.
Speaker 1: You know. That's anything I gotta do, baby, you know,
Speaker 1: to do to get you in a skirt?
Speaker 2: What you say as I finger, Those are the best
Speaker 2: Halloween costumes when you just do you have to explain
Speaker 2: what it. I was he gb Phoebe Bridgers last year
Speaker 2: because she always wears that skeleton suit, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I was just a zombie version of Phoebe Bridgers.
Speaker 1: Oh shit. Yeah. Then I think those are the ones
Speaker 1: that like only get like kind of comedians or people
Speaker 1: like really excited, Like, dude, it's the best pun. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's good, but in my mind, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that. This is what I am.
Speaker 4: It just feel bad because you can hear you can
Speaker 4: tell people are hearing you tell everyone else that. So
Speaker 4: there's people at the party hearing me say he BGB
Speaker 4: seventy times, yeah right right? Which person?
Speaker 1: One at a time? Oh, yeah, Hey, it's heb GB
Speaker 1: Phoebe right, Yeah, yeah, Phoebe Bridge. Yeah, I mean I'll
Speaker 1: take that too.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, Kyle, we're gonna get to know you
Speaker 2: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going
Speaker 2: to tell the listeners a couple of the things we're
Speaker 2: talking about. Biden got TDZ, he got zeitgeisted bro. We
Speaker 2: talked about how it was time for could be so
Speaker 2: inaccurate by the time comes out. Anyways, it's it seems
Speaker 2: like the pressure is mounting for the reports to get
Speaker 2: treatment for his COVID nineteen diagnosed.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like there's a lot of people lining
Speaker 2: up to be like Amene here, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 2: OPTI I'm still not optimistic because the latest that anyone
Speaker 2: said as of this recording is like we're just gonna
Speaker 2: let him like make the decision for himself, Like he's
Speaker 2: gonna be isolating and thinking, and I can tell you
Speaker 2: when he when he thinks by himself, he generally has
Speaker 2: the same thought, which is that he's the greatest president
Speaker 2: that ever existed and like nobody else can win. So
Speaker 2: I'm not super optimistic, but it does We called for
Speaker 2: a revisiting of this issue, and it seems to be
Speaker 2: getting revisited with with a vengeance. They heard talk about
Speaker 2: Janstance Vance doing his working class ally thing on the
Speaker 2: larpin larpin, doing a little larpin, and it feels like
Speaker 2: I'm seeing a lot of people take him seriously as
Speaker 2: like an economic populist.
Speaker 1: So I just want to talk about that.
Speaker 2: Are they white, Miles, You're not gonna believe this?
Speaker 1: They are? Ah, he wouldn't lie. Yeah, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: him a shot. I'm gonna give this guy a shot.
Speaker 1: But it's I think it's like record.
Speaker 2: So abnormal for Republican to even like write it's shocking
Speaker 2: gesture in.
Speaker 1: The direction of the working class that like over the
Speaker 1: past twenty years that they're just like who they're like melting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but using that verbiage too, of like saying like the
Speaker 1: work workers union and non union alike, like yes, oh wow, okay,
Speaker 1: popular sell.
Speaker 2: Union and non union of like mainly non union alike.
Speaker 2: You preferred non union because I get a lot of
Speaker 2: my money from CEOs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But if he floats the other words, he gets
Speaker 4: to like justify the racist union people's votes for Trump.
Speaker 1: Right, right, exactly. Yeah, he's like, well I hate, I
Speaker 1: have my heart said full of hate.
Speaker 4: But this guy least.
Speaker 1: Made it okay. He opened the door for me to
Speaker 1: not have to be quiet. Yeah. Yeah, so hopefully that's
Speaker 1: not successful. We'll talk about that, well all we'll also
Speaker 1: talk about Matt Matt Gates. Is that how we're pronouncing that? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Matt Matt mart just launched his new face at
Speaker 5: the r n C and it is a is a statement.
Speaker 1: Ye big he went, He went big. It was it
Speaker 1: was like from day to like.
Speaker 2: I saw him in a clip heckling Kevin McCarthy and
Speaker 2: he looked like Matt Gates. And then he took the
Speaker 2: stage and he looked like remember when the Joker in
Speaker 2: the Tim Burton Batman, like would steal people's soul and
Speaker 2: then they would like come out with like face paint,
Speaker 2: you know, like they they're underneath they were like white,
Speaker 2: and then they would put like makeup of normal there,
Speaker 2: like normal skin c over top of it.
Speaker 1: Like that you're saying, if someone hit him with the
Speaker 1: wet rag, the clown would would show up underneath. Yes,
Speaker 1: he would have the Joker ship going on underneath. If
Speaker 1: you wet ragged his face. This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'd always I always bring up this movie reference. But
Speaker 1: he he does kind of look like sort of when Dorian,
Speaker 1: the bad guy from the Mask puts the mask on,
Speaker 1: but you're part way there. I don't know why. It's
Speaker 1: like it accentuates his eyebrowsers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he looks like he's seeing his face for the
Speaker 4: first time all the time.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Monica, let me see how he
Speaker 1: did turn the chair around again. Another joker reference.
Speaker 2: A lot of comparisons to like the evolution of a
Speaker 2: face of the Real Housewife, like oh yeah, yeah. But
Speaker 2: before we get to any of that, ship h Kyle,
Speaker 2: we do like to ask our guest, what is something
Speaker 2: from your search history that is revealing about who you are?
Speaker 4: So we bringfuly talked about Scotland and I'm going to Scotland.
Speaker 4: I'm so I've been doing some talks with people there
Speaker 4: and I'm so overwhelmed by it. I click on my
Speaker 4: Google to show the drop down and the last thing
Speaker 4: I had typed in was what time is it in
Speaker 4: Scotland in August. That's a great question, and I'm so
Speaker 4: tired all the time. I think I wanted to know
Speaker 4: what the weather was like in Scotland, and I'm always
Speaker 4: googling what time is it there now? So I can
Speaker 4: send like what's that messages to whatever? But yeah, like
Speaker 4: what time is it going to be in Scotland in August?
Speaker 4: And then even like reading the sentence like that's all
Speaker 4: the parts of a sentence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it tracks for me, I think, And
Speaker 2: it's six they just came back with sick.
Speaker 4: They just got back. It'll be six there in August
Speaker 4: probably that I'm just so feels like.
Speaker 2: A conversation, like one half of a conversation that you
Speaker 2: would see an AI having with itself, right.
Speaker 4: Like one of one of the weird apps that's not
Speaker 4: even the official She'll chat GPT, but you'll be like
Speaker 4: talk to bot.
Speaker 1: Right right right.
Speaker 2: I feel like you could ask Google's AI assistant that
Speaker 2: and they would come back with a very confident answer.
Speaker 4: Oh that's way too long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, in August it will be six am. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought you were also doing because for jet lag
Speaker 1: preparation that helps too, like a few days before I.
Speaker 4: Just I don't even know how any of that's gonna work.
Speaker 4: I've only been in Europe one time.
Speaker 1: It's easier to go ahead. It's like it's much easier
Speaker 1: to adapt to going there, think coming back. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: or at least in my experience, it's easier to transition
Speaker 1: to that time.
Speaker 4: I'm going directly to Missouri from Scotland for my family reunion.
Speaker 4: I was like, what can I get a flight from
Speaker 4: Edinburgh to Kansas City? And the flight site was basically
Speaker 4: just like why no one has asked for this before?
Speaker 4: No One is like, you know, you're gonna have to
Speaker 4: go to Detroit twice? Like it was such an hot
Speaker 4: as the website, you like, was just buffering, and then
Speaker 4: I could hear my computer go, so.
Speaker 2: You're gonna connect through Detroit, then go to Buffalo and
Speaker 2: then back to Detroit.
Speaker 1: For some reason, the only things.
Speaker 4: Who've ever asked for this are like people who work
Speaker 4: for twenty three and meter. These are the only people
Speaker 4: who will have made this route.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is something you think as underrated?
Speaker 1: Underrated? Vastly underrated? Should be talked about?
Speaker 4: The most often are big, giant, stupid tiki drinks. Hmm,
Speaker 4: I love these giant tiaki drinks. I love tiki culture.
Speaker 4: I'm all in. Give me tiki bars, gimme hilarious tiki
Speaker 4: bars and tiki culture. Feel like if couples and struggling
Speaker 4: marriages worked on it instead of getting into swinging.
Speaker 1: Right, That's that's like the furthest It goes like, Hey.
Speaker 4: If you get swinging, you just go to cruises. If
Speaker 4: you work on it, you just hang at tiki bars
Speaker 4: and you really like goofy drinks with funny names.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, the the most problematic we get is
Speaker 1: the white gaze on coll Anesian culture. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: how we get our rock.
Speaker 4: And that's the name of one of the Pina Colada drinks. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but it's a y z and I love the I'm
Speaker 4: all in. I just decided this is what I like now,
Speaker 4: and I don't. I want to go to tiki bars.
Speaker 4: I think they're funny. I think they're weird. They have
Speaker 4: old One of the coolest bars in the world is
Speaker 4: a tiki t in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I really love these things. I just want to go.
Speaker 4: Everyone's friendly and it's funny and it's dark inside and
Speaker 4: the drinks are hilarious.
Speaker 2: You were saying before we started recording, it was mainly
Speaker 2: like you started noticing your affection increase around Charlottesville, right,
Speaker 2: that's you.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: I did the torches. Unfortunately, that drove prices up and
Speaker 4: if you look up driving in Charlottesville it's not good either.
Speaker 4: So it's because it's just reopened, I think, right, because
Speaker 4: they were closed for a minute. I think tragically someone
Speaker 4: in their family passed away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: What I love about tik t is they seem to
Speaker 4: own their land and their business and their property and
Speaker 4: there right in the middle of Silver Lake, but they
Speaker 4: don't need to be open that much. They are just
Speaker 4: you know, this is such la insider baseball. But they're
Speaker 4: next to the Scientology production Center and they haven't sold
Speaker 4: their land to it yet, and I love that there
Speaker 4: are like an acre of land next door. They just
Speaker 4: closed for months. They're like, we're closed for August and
Speaker 4: September so our employees can chill because they don't know
Speaker 4: anyone anything. Only twenty people can go inside. I love them,
Speaker 4: And I'm all in on tiki drinks.
Speaker 1: What's It's so funny. I was at City Walk and
Speaker 1: I went to Bubba Gump Shrimp and they got like
Speaker 1: a tiki like an tiki drink, and they're like, you know,
Speaker 1: for like an extra buck, you can take the glass
Speaker 1: home with you, and I'm like, yes, wait, really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have the dumbest right now. I haven't used it,
Speaker 1: but I have a Bubba Gump shrimp tiki glass. It's
Speaker 1: there's something I don't know what it is, Kyle, I'm
Speaker 1: here with you. There's this something so campy but comforting
Speaker 1: about this weird parallel universe, like where like this tiki shit.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just I love it.
Speaker 4: I want to say victory.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, just just wrote for one dollar
Speaker 1: three question marks and then we just saw a Victor
Speaker 1: shaped hole in the wall behind him. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, the thing is you could also have taken it
Speaker 4: home for free.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They're trying to get you to pay a dollar to
Speaker 4: not steal it and to feel okay about theft, because
Speaker 4: I'm sure enough of them walked out the door. It
Speaker 4: was like the the the Moscow Mules Mug Great Theft
Speaker 4: of twenty fourteen that where every bar went under investing
Speaker 4: in them.
Speaker 1: Lie bro the Griffin. I'm sorry, I was taking your
Speaker 1: fucking copper mugs full before you were asking for IDs.
Speaker 1: I would know when they.
Speaker 4: Started asking they would hold your ID if you got
Speaker 4: a Moscow.
Speaker 1: For the copper mug. I'm like, no, figure, this is mine.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I have way too many of those. I'm
Speaker 1: not proud of them, but it is fourtiki glasses, Give
Speaker 1: me the t give me nice. What are tiki glasses?
Speaker 1: They're they're just like usually like ceramic with like painted
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: Sort of like a weird face or a mass looking thing,
Speaker 4: or like a parrot or something like that. It's like
Speaker 4: Marguerite Deville without the ticketmaster fees.
Speaker 1: Nice precisely.
Speaker 2: What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Award shows as a whole, Yeah, let's relax. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Every award show feels like it could be an email.
Speaker 4: And uh, just every time the Emmy nominations come out,
Speaker 4: everyone's like, why did all the shows we all liked
Speaker 4: to get nominated?
Speaker 1: Uh? And you like, I don't know, Probably probably because
Speaker 1: someone paid the money.
Speaker 4: I don't know what. The discourse around them is always
Speaker 4: the same. No one knows what a comedy is anymore.
Speaker 4: And I don't need to go on the diet tribe
Speaker 4: that the Internet has gone on about.
Speaker 1: That, right. Did you see someone did like a joke
Speaker 1: count of like jokes per episode of Like the Bear
Speaker 1: and like trying her.
Speaker 2: Episode, I think we're going to go across the entirety
Speaker 2: of the show because.
Speaker 1: In an episode and like juxtaposing that with like what
Speaker 1: is a quote unquote comedy, and I'm like, I yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: TV is so different.
Speaker 4: They feel weird, even like the SP's. I used to
Speaker 4: watch the SP's so norm could say horrible things at them,
Speaker 4: and now it seems like a self sort of masturbatory
Speaker 4: sports day. I'm a Chiefs fan. I won't even watch
Speaker 4: award shows that's that's a little celebration of the Chiefs
Speaker 4: every year. Now I just am like, I think something
Speaker 4: about the pandemic and kind of killed the idea of
Speaker 4: celebrity pedestal, and I think that we're all a little
Speaker 4: bit And there's a lot of people I really really
Speaker 4: love and are very deserving of these awards, and I
Speaker 4: think it's great and wonderful, but something about them just
Speaker 4: feels a little bit it I'm a little tired.
Speaker 1: It's like what was that what is it called the
Speaker 1: Island that Ewan McGregor movie, mm hmmm, where you know
Speaker 1: like all those people were like I'm going to the island,
Speaker 1: even though they were just all being like harvested. They're
Speaker 1: all clones with their like organs being harvested. But like
Speaker 1: it used to be, like I felt like our version
Speaker 1: of celebrity worship was like we all want to get
Speaker 1: to the island, Like that is so cool. And to
Speaker 1: your point, Kyle Covid absolutely fucked all that up because
Speaker 1: once people were like really had to sit with like
Speaker 1: what is my life materially like when I'm not working
Speaker 1: versus like someone hyper wealthy, And like those celebrities did
Speaker 1: that Imagine video. I think the Imagined video actually killed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they were working during that, and everybody
Speaker 2: should shut the fuck up. You were trying to save
Speaker 2: America with their charisma.
Speaker 4: If your zoom background is blurry, I can still tell
Speaker 4: that's a pool. It doesn't matter if you blurt it out.
Speaker 4: I know you're in front of a like a fountain.
Speaker 1: I've been hitching for a while. Did we just do
Speaker 1: an entire like week of episodes.
Speaker 2: About the Imagine video on Daily's Like I just like
Speaker 2: really deep dive.
Speaker 1: Together. Yeah, well that's good. Gay dot like dot like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an homage. M hm hmmm, but what a I
Speaker 1: don't know why I used a Michael Bay film to
Speaker 1: try and describe the heaven.
Speaker 2: You're basically describing Heavan and you're like.
Speaker 1: It's like the island.
Speaker 4: We all aspired to get on con Air we just
Speaker 4: didn't know, right, Or I think con Air Force one
Speaker 4: is what it is at this point.
Speaker 1: Well, just trying to get off the rock. You know
Speaker 1: that's true. But they keep making Jumanji movies. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: JAMII fantastic. I was watching them on. I think we
Speaker 1: need not to go counter everything, but I think we
Speaker 1: need more award shows. I think we need an award show.
Speaker 4: For Sometimes award shows get nominated for Oscars, right, and
Speaker 4: that is like the craziest thing. I feel like that's
Speaker 4: what happens, like for dies or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Emmy's the Emmy for Best Awards Show. And when the
Speaker 4: Emmy's loses that, I'm like, Okay, we get it. You're
Speaker 4: trying to be nice.
Speaker 1: They should be winning that. Come on, come on, there's
Speaker 1: got to be something.
Speaker 4: Imagine you run the Emmys and you lose that Emmy,
Speaker 4: like while you're at work, you feel horrible.
Speaker 1: What about an award show for politicians? Though, like, you know,
Speaker 1: we don't know. I think I don't know.
Speaker 2: That that's I feel like the next like I could
Speaker 2: see somebody pitching that, like, well, I guess I'm working
Speaker 2: on this Kennedy show and they Jfkdjunior did the like
Speaker 2: sexy politics magazine George, and it is like such a misguided,
Speaker 2: misbegotten idea that people like took seriously. They're like, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that makes sense, like Harrison Ford and a George Washington
Speaker 2: wig like that that's hot composed to the people I know.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I think I'd be more invested in
Speaker 1: like going microscopic, like on award shows like Who's the
Speaker 1: Best regional Electrician in Southern.
Speaker 4: I love that you could call it like the yelp
Speaker 4: sifting Yeah, yeah, where it's like I think hyper local
Speaker 4: awareness and recognition is so nice important And I don't
Speaker 4: hate awards, you know, and I just am like, come on,
Speaker 4: and yeah, the second I'm nominated for anything that's real
Speaker 4: in any capacity, they'll be my favorite thing. But the
Speaker 4: second I can like wear a suit to a nice chair,
Speaker 4: you'll never hear from me again. But it but because
Speaker 4: sometimes there's like wonderful recognition in the oscars seem to
Speaker 4: we would say like quote unquote get it right, but
Speaker 4: I still am like, but then what but what it's
Speaker 4: just the uproar about that. I think maybe getting awards
Speaker 4: is fine, but not getting awards shouldn't be the end
Speaker 4: for anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, well yeah, I think we're just
Speaker 1: so we were just become so obsessed with like the
Speaker 1: game around, like predicting awards shows and all that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff that at this point, like I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: just our values have kind of moved on where it's
Speaker 1: like I don't care if this person who has everything
Speaker 1: in their life going right for them gets another thing
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 4: I think we feel excited for a lot of firsts
Speaker 4: and a lot of like initial record mission and then
Speaker 4: eventually you're like, yeah, but I'm still like tired at.
Speaker 1: Home, right right, right? Yeah. I think once Leonardo DiCaprio
Speaker 1: got his Oscar, that was like the peak. Everyone's like,
Speaker 1: all right, dude, who gives a fuck anymore?
Speaker 4: He was one of the eight best performances in that movie.
Speaker 2: I was into the Emmys back when Frasier won every year,
Speaker 2: just tuning in being like can they do it again?
Speaker 1: Yes, It's just crack.
Speaker 4: Something will pop up and you'll be like Steve Carell
Speaker 4: didn't win one. Yeah right, yeah, but that's the only
Speaker 4: thing we even think about from that decade.
Speaker 1: Is just how right and they can get it sometimes.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break and then we'll
Speaker 2: come back and talk about Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: And we're bad.
Speaker 2: And so fairly recently a couple of days ago, they
Speaker 2: were talking about let's just virtual role call the the
Speaker 2: nominating process to cement Biden in there and all this conversation.
Speaker 2: That conversation ended with the attempted assassination of Trump. Move
Speaker 2: it along, and that now now it's come out that
Speaker 2: people are not moving on from this, that like all
Speaker 2: of the major Democratic leaders behind the scenes have been
Speaker 2: openly calling for him to step down, and are now
Speaker 2: that he is like not showing signs of responding to
Speaker 2: those calls, leaking that ship to the media with a vengeance.
Speaker 2: It was like a new story from a new like
Speaker 2: Democratic Party luminary every half hour last night or like
Speaker 2: lasday night.
Speaker 1: And then Adam Schiff was like, He's like, oh, bro,
Speaker 1: it's time you went Schiff Schumer. See within like a
Speaker 1: matter of five hours, it was just like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too, and yeah, they were gonna do that
Speaker 4: virtual roll call right, But Biden couldn't remember his Zoom password,
Speaker 4: and it was just him trying to identify motorcycles in
Speaker 4: a catch of code for a little while and they
Speaker 4: lost him there and they were like, well, we got
Speaker 4: to do this at a different time.
Speaker 1: He can't.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know what our sidewalks.
Speaker 1: You don't believe that crap.
Speaker 2: That's him yelling at his Zoom for not letting him in.
Speaker 4: He's like, really upset he can't have an exclamation point
Speaker 4: in his password.
Speaker 1: Bo but incorrect password. Don't believe that, mister president. Why
Speaker 1: do you mash the keypad a few more times and
Speaker 1: see what happens for your password? All? Right, here we go? Uh?
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's the pressure is is ramping up now,
Speaker 1: like Axios is reporting that top Dems believe that now
Speaker 1: Biden may actually be finally considering his future. So like
Speaker 1: a week ago, he wouldn't even entertain a fucking conversation
Speaker 1: with someone who was like on the naysayer side or
Speaker 1: doubter side. But now it sounds like that resistance has wayne.
Speaker 1: He's begun to talk to these people a little bit more.
Speaker 1: He's even begun to ask, like what Kamala Harris's chances
Speaker 1: would be if he were to drop out and she
Speaker 1: were at the top of the ticket, which a lot
Speaker 1: of people took that as like that's he went from
Speaker 1: never even acknowledging shit like that to the fact that
Speaker 1: he's asking that. A lot of aids say, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a matter of when not if at this point.
Speaker 1: But again, the.
Speaker 2: Details around that though, was that he's been saying Kamala
Speaker 2: can't win man Coma, which is so.
Speaker 1: Fucked Uh yo, that's you, that's your VP.
Speaker 4: You got a lot of saying that about someone you
Speaker 4: picked to be your friend at work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, you picked to be your second in command.
Speaker 2: And then it's just it is so like it is comedic.
Speaker 2: It will be funny once he actually steps down to
Speaker 2: just look back at what like how he went from
Speaker 2: being like I'm just I'm just doing it for one
Speaker 2: I'm just doing it for one guys, to like nobody
Speaker 2: else can win, I'm the greatest, like politician. Just the
Speaker 2: amount of wild, unrestrained ego, right and just like unapologetic,
Speaker 2: just like I'm not gonna step down unless there's zero
Speaker 2: chance that I win.
Speaker 4: Which is shocking behavior from a boomer, some sort of
Speaker 4: selfish I was strong enough, he'd pull the whole ladder
Speaker 4: up behind him.
Speaker 1: He's like, when I became an adult, that was at
Speaker 1: the peak of human knowledge and experience. I will not
Speaker 1: hear anything from anyone else anymore. Also, I was eating
Speaker 1: a lot of lead on accident on accident. But yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of people think now that the COVID diagnosis.
Speaker 1: Again for people, don't I probably have heard this one.
Speaker 1: He has COVID h and being in isolation, that maybe
Speaker 1: the decision will be made as early as this weekend
Speaker 1: to step down the COVID thing. I'm like, part of
Speaker 1: me is like, I don't doubt it because the infection
Speaker 1: rates are like really wild in certain parts of the country.
Speaker 1: But other parts of me is like, that's a great
Speaker 1: way to be. Like, Yo, man, here's a two week pause,
Speaker 1: real quick, bro, Like you got.
Speaker 4: Giving him a two week pause? That could be half
Speaker 4: of the time left. Yeah, right, because the percentages of
Speaker 4: time he's committing to this goes up and up and
Speaker 4: up as every day goes by.
Speaker 1: Or I was thinking of that movie Dave again. I
Speaker 1: hate to bring up movies by Gum even right in
Speaker 1: movie Or they switched out the president because he had
Speaker 1: a stroke or whatever. I was like, maybe they'll get
Speaker 1: some other spry Joe Biden look like in there. But anyway,
Speaker 1: that's what the Democrat Republicans probably think.
Speaker 2: I just all right, I'm gonna do a labor movie
Speaker 2: metaphor go here, all right? You know in inception where
Speaker 2: Marion Courtyard that has the false belief like buried in
Speaker 2: her brain that she's in her dream and.
Speaker 1: Right right, you just can't get there actually out of
Speaker 1: the dream party, I.
Speaker 2: Mean yeah there, no, yeah, yeah, she they're out of
Speaker 2: the dream, but she thinks it's she's in real life,
Speaker 2: is the dream?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: And so total, but like it just unshakable, and like
Speaker 2: every time he thinks he's like won the argument, she
Speaker 2: just like shows up on like a fucking windowsill being
Speaker 2: like and now I'm going to try. Like it's just
Speaker 2: I think all of this idea of like we're just
Speaker 2: gonna let the president think have a think on this
Speaker 2: by himself for a couple of days and he's gonna
Speaker 2: come out making the right decision. I just I feel
Speaker 2: like that's not happening.
Speaker 4: I think that's why to accept him.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think we need this is the most we've
Speaker 2: ever needed. An inception.
Speaker 4: But if you want to accept Biden, you just have
Speaker 4: to whisper it twice while he's awake, and then just
Speaker 4: when he's not looking at you.
Speaker 1: He'll be so much happier stepping down.
Speaker 4: But Trump got incepted for four years watching Fox in
Speaker 4: his office in the Oval office. He just watched TV
Speaker 4: and he's like, I think I thought that, Yeah, did
Speaker 4: you think that? Is that why you're wanting a bunch
Speaker 4: of pillow in the White House?
Speaker 1: That is what the other day. My name's Coka Carlson.
Speaker 4: I mean, these people are so easy to incept at.
Speaker 1: The time, but I think, yeah, like with the Biden thing,
Speaker 1: right like before it was sort of they were like,
Speaker 1: you know, the best way is that Biden comes to
Speaker 1: this conclusion on his own, and it didn't get there.
Speaker 1: So I think that's why now they're like, all right,
Speaker 1: plan b just straight up shame this motherfucker and him,
Speaker 1: like you know, like you they have Chuck Schumer apparently
Speaker 1: like privately they spoke to him, like Chuck Schumer met
Speaker 1: up with him in Delaware like last Saturday and was like,
Speaker 1: this is not looking good at all for us down ballot.
Speaker 1: You need to really think about doing what's best for
Speaker 1: the country, and.
Speaker 2: Like it was Saturday though, and since Saturday he has
Speaker 2: been like, I'm not going anywhere, man.
Speaker 1: I think it's but it's getting anywhere, running to the press.
Speaker 1: But now you have more public discent happening. You don't
Speaker 1: believe that crap monel But the other thing that may
Speaker 1: weigh on him too is like some of the polling,
Speaker 1: because sixty five percent of Democrats also just were like, leave,
Speaker 1: this is not good, man, This is not this is
Speaker 1: just not heartening in any way. How do the people
Speaker 1: he needs to one hundred percent vote for him? Most
Speaker 1: are worried. And I think that should be a worrisome poll. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And you know, and while there wasn't like an explosive
Speaker 1: sort of post shooting polling bump for Trump, Biden is
Speaker 1: still looking at an uphill battle in these battleground states,
Speaker 1: especially in the Rust Belt, and he needs those to win.
Speaker 1: So it's not like, you know, I think Pelosi also
Speaker 1: told him, he's like, look, man, the way it looks
Speaker 1: right now, you're not going to win now. Not to
Speaker 1: say I have no path to victory, obviously there is
Speaker 1: a path if he can shore up the polling numbers.
Speaker 1: But I think there's a thing as it stands, Bro,
Speaker 1: you are not gonna go back. You're not. We're not
Speaker 1: going to see nineteen ninety eight Joe Biden hop out
Speaker 1: the fucking DeLorean suddenly. So let's just maybe put the
Speaker 1: blanket on, lay back a little bit and honk show away.
Speaker 4: You imagine how favorably history would look at him if
Speaker 4: he steps down and Democrats win the election. People will
Speaker 4: look at him in fifty years. He'll be like a
Speaker 4: heroic president who made a choice for the entire country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, I mean I think they're going to
Speaker 1: remember this, and you'll still be eligible to run. They
Speaker 1: got to win. Yeah, they're like a man, save that eligibility, dude.
Speaker 4: We'll we'll at Bernie go eight years and then we'll
Speaker 4: have you run in twenty thirty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Perfect, So what perfect?
Speaker 2: Also, Obama is reportedly doubting him behind the scenes in
Speaker 2: a way that is like being leaked to the media.
Speaker 2: So again, nobody's like coming out and making a public
Speaker 2: speech being like this motherfucker needs to step down.
Speaker 1: But they are doing doing the same thing too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like they're not out talking. Yeah, but people in
Speaker 1: their orbit are doing the talk.
Speaker 4: One of these quotes is going to come out with
Speaker 4: Obama saying, and you're gonna leak this right, and someone's
Speaker 4: gonna say yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So here's yeah and President Obama said, quote,
Speaker 1: so here's what I want.
Speaker 2: You repeat, one of my favorite Joe Iden quotes. So
Speaker 2: with it looking more and more likely that he will
Speaker 2: eventually step down, I'm still waiting for the deep dive
Speaker 2: into like what happens next. Is it just Kamala by
Speaker 2: default and then the question becomes who gets selected as
Speaker 2: her VP? Or is it because you know, the polling
Speaker 2: is still asking who should be at the top of
Speaker 2: the ticket and Kamala is running behind like Whitmer and
Speaker 2: you know, some of the other candidates.
Speaker 1: But that feels so chaotic to me, Like the polling
Speaker 1: looks better if it is a Whitmer versus Trump or
Speaker 1: Newsom versus and that's the fucking polling. But I think,
Speaker 1: like what will happen is it depends on you know,
Speaker 1: do like all those does Biden want to want it
Speaker 1: to be a democratic process and something happens at the
Speaker 1: convention where they need to actually nominate someone there or
Speaker 1: do you just keep things where you know, they're the
Speaker 1: infrastructures in place for a Paris involved campaign, so that
Speaker 1: that could be that could I think seemingly would give
Speaker 1: her the edge. It sounds like, you know, the Congressional
Speaker 1: Black Caucus would be behind her as well as like
Speaker 1: the Obama Clinton parts of the party, so that gives
Speaker 1: her a bit of an advantage over trying someone new
Speaker 1: and getting name recognition. But again, I think they also
Speaker 1: just fear American racism and massogy.
Speaker 4: Can we please, no matter what happens, please let Kamala
Speaker 4: debate jd Vance once before she's running for president. Can
Speaker 4: I please watch her embarrass him on television for two
Speaker 4: hours just and then and then at the end of
Speaker 4: it she like, oh now and then just walking Trump
Speaker 4: or something. I just like he's in so over his
Speaker 4: head against someone like her. If it becomes not even
Speaker 4: debate literally a talk, yeah I will.
Speaker 1: But he likes to He likes to lie though too, man,
Speaker 1: that's the thing he does.
Speaker 4: The world's biggest grifter. Likes to lie. Yeah, he loves
Speaker 4: not with the back of three books at my parents'
Speaker 4: house say about him.
Speaker 2: But just back to Harris, I don't know. It does
Speaker 2: feel like that would at least give it some order.
Speaker 2: And I've read accounts of like what an open convention
Speaker 2: would look like, and it just seems like it's like
Speaker 2: that used to be how these were these operated in
Speaker 2: the past. But it's not set up for that anymore.
Speaker 2: Like it's no, it would be a fucking mess to
Speaker 2: just go into the convention. So I'm assuming that everybody
Speaker 2: just falls in line behind Kamala the second that he
Speaker 2: steps down, or that he steps down, and is like,
Speaker 2: Kamala is effective immediately like the candidate, because everything else
Speaker 2: just seems too wild and up in the air.
Speaker 1: Right, because he could ask that you know, his delegates
Speaker 1: commit to Harris at the convention. Yeah, or he could
Speaker 1: or again he could be like, what's my wish man,
Speaker 1: let the people decide. That could be his like one
Speaker 1: last chaotic wish Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: So you've got to embrace what I think is the
Speaker 4: greatest job in the world, which is a president not
Speaker 4: seeking re election. Yeah, it seems like there's nothing more
Speaker 4: fun than a politician and on their way out, potentially
Speaker 4: you could do whatever you want, make it one hundred
Speaker 4: and thirteen Supreme Court justices. You gotta change the national
Speaker 4: anthem to not like us, just like you could do anything.
Speaker 4: You could do anything because what was to happen. No
Speaker 4: one's going to vote for you. You could actually do
Speaker 4: any of the stuff you said you would. I see,
Speaker 4: you know, you see little like ideas of his floating
Speaker 4: around or people like he's talked about. I saw something
Speaker 4: about like capping the amount of money that prison phone
Speaker 4: calls can cost and the amount of burden that can be.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, that's an incredible thing that you can
Speaker 4: just do if you're not worried about it being used
Speaker 4: against you in constant reelection. Everything is just once you're
Speaker 4: on your way out. I feel like that's the greatest
Speaker 4: opportunity to actually do good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, to free Yeah, you don't fear the death
Speaker 1: of not put the sunglasses back on, get the ice cream,
Speaker 1: sit outside. Yeah, but it's Supreme Court. They're already doing
Speaker 1: the thing now where you're just I forget who it was.
Speaker 1: One of the Democrats, Like day one, if if we
Speaker 1: have a democratic administration, we're codifying Roe and oh yeah, we.
Speaker 4: For that when I was nineteen.
Speaker 1: Don't insult people with this shit anymore, Like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking? Who's who's the president right now?
Speaker 1: Just to clarify if we Joe Joe Joe Biden, Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought it was a Democrat fir Us. Wait,
Speaker 1: but it's like, don't worry about yeah, yeah, but like
Speaker 1: it's just just stuff. Some stuff came up.
Speaker 2: Like we when you look at the favorability ratings of
Speaker 2: presidents like over the past twenty years, they're always extremely
Speaker 2: low compared to history. I think there's just so much
Speaker 2: attention on them and just the way that people, you know,
Speaker 2: are oriented these days. Like I said this like a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago, like would it be the smartest
Speaker 2: decision for the Democrats and Republicans to just always run
Speaker 2: a new candidate because like the incumbent is actually at
Speaker 2: a disadvantage at this point because everyone change, everybody fucking
Speaker 2: hates the president. Like that's just going to be the case.
Speaker 2: Like Obama was very popular and didn't win by like
Speaker 2: that much. You know, he won by like having a
Speaker 2: really strong against Mitt ground game against Mitt Roma, who
Speaker 2: was not like an inspiring candidate, you know. So it
Speaker 2: just it feels like just another argument for like why
Speaker 2: we should let this man go.
Speaker 1: It is so much easier to run off of don't
Speaker 1: you want stuff.
Speaker 4: To be better than it is? How don't you think
Speaker 4: you know, here's actually what I've done that makes these
Speaker 4: incremental changes that's being blocked by your governor. That's it's
Speaker 4: just so much harder to explain why something hasn't worked
Speaker 4: than this to go say I'll fix it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now you can point to like the Trump
Speaker 2: becomes the old guard candidate who's like, not you know,
Speaker 2: fighting for change.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, we've we've seen what you do for
Speaker 1: four Yeah. But I think that's like part of the
Speaker 1: life of a campaign too, like with presidential elections, is
Speaker 1: you can't fix like they just can't fix too much,
Speaker 1: or else you don't have the message to be like, man,
Speaker 1: there's stuff to fix, because you'd imagine like those if
Speaker 1: you if you had a sort of a president who
Speaker 1: could deliver the kinds of like social changes that I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people are looking for, that would
Speaker 1: definitely shore up support if people's lives are doing well.
Speaker 1: But because we're in such a chaotic place, like economically,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, everyone gets to decide what version of reality
Speaker 1: they want to paint for voters and be like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's what's going on. I don't know, like here's
Speaker 1: my idea to fix it. Maybe, but probably.
Speaker 4: I think if you had a president really show, like
Speaker 4: really make vast changes economically, he could win a third
Speaker 4: term and hide his polio. I was just thinking of it,
Speaker 4: and the auto mechanic from Missouri would accidentally become president.
Speaker 4: I think that people, if you really really do this,
Speaker 4: there's a chance you never have to leave.
Speaker 2: Give me like a hat store owner or something. Truman like,
Speaker 2: he was like a habit dasher.
Speaker 4: I think he worked at I think he worked at
Speaker 4: a mechanic shop. He's from my hometown. Touches independence where
Speaker 4: he's from, and that was big, Like go on school
Speaker 4: field trips to the Truman Museum and make the buck
Speaker 4: stops here signed for your desk.
Speaker 1: That was my favorite part of Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, him just showing up and being an abject psych.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Like, get this bitch out of my site, Gary, Gary,
Speaker 4: get in here. I want you to this though. This
Speaker 4: is an SNL tape audition, So like Truman just got
Speaker 4: elected and you're trying to bump James Austin Johnson off
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 2: All right, let's let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 2: come back and talk about JD. And we're back and
Speaker 2: Vance will make them dance. Had his big night on Wednesday. Yeah,
Speaker 2: his wife introduced him. His wife introduced him, and then
Speaker 2: he gave a really nice speech where he said nice
Speaker 2: things about working people and that he's also a I'm
Speaker 2: like you, I'm a true hillbilly piece of shit.
Speaker 1: I get it, man, you read my book anyway, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think, but like, yeah, So that's him accepting my monation.
Speaker 4: I booked three billboards outside my town just to talk
Speaker 4: about my murdered daughter.
Speaker 2: That is as authentic. His vision of America is as
Speaker 2: authentic as three billboards.
Speaker 1: I can't get too far into talking about JD.
Speaker 4: Vance without time. When he first popped on the scene
Speaker 4: with the hillbillyology and things like this, before I entertained
Speaker 4: getting into the book, I was one of the people
Speaker 4: who fell for the idea of I'm from Missouri and
Speaker 4: my family and most of the people I grew up with,
Speaker 4: our rednecks, and I really desperately wanted there to be
Speaker 4: a reality where he's correct, and there this disenfranchised ideas
Speaker 4: and these sort of things basically based on the back
Speaker 4: of his book and the press for his book, right,
Speaker 4: And I was like, I guess he kind of has
Speaker 4: this idea and this thing. I just so desperately didn't
Speaker 4: want it to just all be rooted in hate. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: it seems to have unveiled that. It is so be
Speaker 4: unfair for me to make fun of this. I mean,
Speaker 4: I think he's one of the worst people in the world,
Speaker 4: and it is clearly just a grifter, and that's opened
Speaker 4: up even more. But his first couple of days of popularity,
Speaker 4: I so desperately wanted there to be some sort of
Speaker 4: more humane reason that these people I've known my whole
Speaker 4: life were resorting to such hateful things that I think
Speaker 4: I hoped he was being authentic and correct.
Speaker 1: Right, Yea, And where do we end up on that one?
Speaker 4: So far from there? It's like, so far from there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I can't, you know, I want to. I think he's
Speaker 4: the worst dude. But I was there right at the beginning,
Speaker 4: was just like maybe, you know, like, hey, maybe yeah,
Speaker 4: critic And I was like, I didn't know calling Trump
Speaker 4: Hitler would end up being a compliment. Yeah, But this
Speaker 4: was so far, this was pre politics, and this was
Speaker 4: just the book was about to launch, and everyone was
Speaker 4: so excited. I was like, you know what, maybe there's
Speaker 4: a reason my cousin's husbands do think like this, right,
Speaker 4: And then it turns out its hate Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 4: generally hate and fear and and uh. But I just
Speaker 4: so desperately wanted there to be any reality to it,
Speaker 4: and and I gave the book any sort of entertainment.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this isn't even that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, well the speech I think before I even
Speaker 1: I mean, the speech was whatever, Like he's just, like
Speaker 1: we said, he's saying nice things about working people. But
Speaker 1: I think the con text around how jd. Vance operates
Speaker 1: as a politician and as a person, I think is
Speaker 1: important to even process what he said out loud and
Speaker 1: know it's absolute nonsense. Like again, he's chummy as hell
Speaker 1: with a ton of Silicon Valley billionaires like Peter Teele
Speaker 1: put thirteen million dollars into his Senate campaign along with
Speaker 1: people from the oil and gas industry. He's against worker
Speaker 1: protections and unions and votes against any bill that would
Speaker 1: help workers that's just on paper, like something comes up
Speaker 1: to help workers, No, I'm against it. And he's also
Speaker 1: a millionaire off the back of working as a venture
Speaker 1: capitalist again for people like Peter teel So, but he
Speaker 1: bothered to say shit like this during his speech quote,
Speaker 1: we need a leader who's not in the pocket of
Speaker 1: big business but answers to the working man, union and
Speaker 1: non union alike. We're done ladies and gentlemen catering to
Speaker 1: Wall Street. We'll commit to the working man. Uh uh huh.
Speaker 1: The AFLCIO says that like whenever any kind of bills
Speaker 1: have come up to help work people and unions, he
Speaker 1: gets a zero percent score of voting for the good
Speaker 1: of working people. The average in the Senate for the
Speaker 1: GOP is three percent, which is by a letter grade failing.
Speaker 1: I think it would have to be a pretty huge curve.
Speaker 4: He's such a deep level of grifter. I mean that
Speaker 4: it's it's such a prop up political fake everything that
Speaker 4: you just can't fathom people not seeing through even though,
Speaker 4: like you know, it's so horrifically fake and.
Speaker 2: Yet dire and sad, and yet Ezra Kleine, who I
Speaker 2: think is says smart things a lot of the time.
Speaker 2: His reaction to the selection of JD. Van's was like,
Speaker 2: something's happening here, because so Sean O'Brien's speech. The Teamster
Speaker 2: he specifically liked said that, you know, the Republicans are
Speaker 2: could be a friend to unionized labor, and he specifically
Speaker 2: called out jd Vance as like a politician who is
Speaker 2: pro worker in that he like talks to them, it
Speaker 2: seems like and is like willing to hear them out
Speaker 2: and say the right things. But it's it's just amazing
Speaker 2: that these people are able to will themselves to fall
Speaker 2: for the same shit over and over that like, well,
Speaker 2: but he says all the right things. When it comes
Speaker 2: down to like actual legislation, he's just you know, the
Speaker 2: reason he's there is because of his relationship with Peter
Speaker 2: Teel and Elon Musk, and those people are not going
Speaker 2: to even if he wanted to, like become an economic populist,
Speaker 2: he doesn't. It's like if Joe Biden wanted to become
Speaker 2: an economic I.
Speaker 1: Think it's hard to admit you're wrong, and it's really
Speaker 1: hard to admit you've been wrong, And it's really really
Speaker 1: hard to admit you've been wrong when you've bought that
Speaker 1: much more.
Speaker 4: That's right, you know what I mean? I threw out
Speaker 4: my Woody Allen DVDs it's it's I I went and
Speaker 4: picked them back up, and I mean it, you know
Speaker 4: who it is crazy going to the movies. He's got
Speaker 4: a good point. I think it is just people are
Speaker 4: You're so dug in. You just consume and look up
Speaker 4: everything that affirms you've been making the right choices this
Speaker 4: whole time and that you couldn't have be wrong. It's
Speaker 4: so hard to admit you're wrong. And then I think,
Speaker 4: once you admit you're wrong, it feels so great and
Speaker 4: you feel fine. But I stop getting their folks to
Speaker 4: dig in.
Speaker 1: It's like so it's I don't even know what to like.
Speaker 1: The Republican Party is so consistently against any kind of
Speaker 1: like redistribution of wealth of any sort. So to be
Speaker 1: up there and be like, it ain't going to Wall
Speaker 1: Street anymore, It's going to Main Street or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not fucking happening.
Speaker 4: Ever, Like I'm sorry, you got make everyone, but everyone's
Speaker 4: afraid of an alphabet, right right, Yeah, exactly. Got a
Speaker 4: pander to some sort of weird fake fear.
Speaker 2: I it winning the messaging around that, like in the
Speaker 2: way of like how they gesture to Middle America, Like
Speaker 2: that seems to be working. But like for some reason
Speaker 2: with JD. Vance now, like people who know things and
Speaker 2: right for the New York Times are like, but maybe
Speaker 2: this time this guy means it. No, he fucking doesn't.
Speaker 4: I remember this happening in twenty sixteen. A lot of like, well, ah,
Speaker 4: like a shakeup in the whole system could be good,
Speaker 4: and how little bad could he actually do? He could
Speaker 4: shake things up, but there's checks and balances to prevent
Speaker 4: any die or sorts. Yeah, but what you know, and
Speaker 4: you sort of like, well that seemed kind of favorable
Speaker 4: at the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I mean he puts cuts in place that
Speaker 2: make the yeah, twenty richest people like seven times wealthier.
Speaker 4: What long term bad things could happen if Ronald Reagan
Speaker 4: is president? Or could anything be affecting us in thirty years?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think it's like it's kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, the Republicans they do little they do mini
Speaker 1: micro populism stuff, you know, like with like you know
Speaker 1: when Trump was like a NAFTA is such a bum
Speaker 1: rap or whatever, Like they know what to say and
Speaker 1: do like sort of things that in act policies that
Speaker 1: end up actually helping business, like the business owners like
Speaker 1: more than workers and like that's their version, like we
Speaker 1: heard you on that and put all these tariffs on
Speaker 1: products that help you. Yeah, but I think again, I think,
Speaker 1: but again, Jade Vance just he's just very smart, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like he he for someone who
Speaker 1: has been so out there, like with his anti abortion stance,
Speaker 1: the guy didn't mention it at all during the speech,
Speaker 1: like he knows, like.
Speaker 4: He doesn't need those clips surfacing and yeah more than
Speaker 4: they already will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So he's like he's clearly triangulating and trying
Speaker 1: to say what's going to get the you know, the
Speaker 1: people excited and along with like the people they paraded
Speaker 1: out with like amber Rose, to be like, look at
Speaker 1: look at this new coalition we're building of this woman
Speaker 1: who will call a rapper because that will signify to
Speaker 1: our viewers that that means a person of color. That's
Speaker 1: why they called her Appeah, they called her a rapper. Wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I mean, the rapper is more of a rapper
Speaker 1: than amber Rose. And that's the at least a rappa
Speaker 1: rapper in the title, but not amber Rose. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's it's time. Will only tell where this goes,
Speaker 1: But yeah, probably somewhere good. I think we're I think
Speaker 1: we're all right. Yeah sure, okay, yeah good. I'll jump
Speaker 1: in the I'll jump in the milky opium bath. Just
Speaker 1: let it take me. Yeah all right. Well, Kyle Ayres,
Speaker 1: what a pleasure having you on the daily. We got
Speaker 1: to wrap thing, this thing up like Matt Gate's face.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, traveling at the speed of light. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: talked about it on yesterday's episode. It turns out. But
Speaker 1: where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm at kyl Ayers on pretty much all
Speaker 4: the stuff whatever. The websites are named by whatever billionaires
Speaker 4: at various points. You can find me on their Twitter
Speaker 4: and Instagram. I'm Kylaer's things on TikTok.
Speaker 1: I'm not that good at it.
Speaker 4: I have a podcast called Never Seen It, where comedians
Speaker 4: rewrite famous movies they've never seen and we read whatever
Speaker 4: they figure that probably is. And if you're in Scotland
Speaker 4: or going to be there, or know anyone who goes
Speaker 4: to this fringe festival, tell them to come and check
Speaker 4: out my show about living with degenerative brain nerve disease
Speaker 4: called Hard to Say. It's funny. Yeah, it sounded fake.
Speaker 1: But it is.
Speaker 2: And is there a work of media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 2: I am absolutely obsessed with the engagement bait of Threads.
Speaker 2: I cannot stop getting on Threads and watching its only
Speaker 2: engagement bait. It has nothing to do, supposed to be
Speaker 2: just Adam Newman, the comedian Adam Newman has only been
Speaker 2: posting things on because threads algorithm is all based around
Speaker 2: fake engagement. So he posted like a why is California's
Speaker 2: pizza so much better than New York's Wow?
Speaker 4: And has zero likes.
Speaker 1: And two hundred and fifty three replies.
Speaker 4: He tweeted or he posted on threads Los Angeles is
Speaker 4: actually one of the cheapest cities to live in to
Speaker 4: think about.
Speaker 1: It, and.
Speaker 4: Then he posted looking for a two bedroom in LA
Speaker 4: for me, my wife, two cats, and a dog eight
Speaker 4: fifty max No yard is a deal breaker. Hit me
Speaker 4: with leads in a nice neighborhood three hundred and seventy
Speaker 4: seven replies, zero likes, people shouting, and then he replied
Speaker 4: to that own one with I think a lot of
Speaker 4: people misunderstood this post.
Speaker 1: I'm looking to.
Speaker 3: Buy just complete engagement baiting is so funny to me,
Speaker 3: so shit and people Adam de Newman on threads.
Speaker 4: It's so it's all he does on there is stuff
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: I didn't I haven't thought about threads in so long.
Speaker 1: That's great that.
Speaker 4: It already feels like a graveyard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's it is weird, but there it's funny
Speaker 1: to see like people who were not posting really to
Speaker 1: social media like be all up in threads all the time.
Speaker 1: Like it feels like Low steaks Twitter for me, and
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, get it, yeah, get it where you're
Speaker 1: fit in.
Speaker 2: No Low likes Twitter miles Where can people find you?
Speaker 2: Is there a workI media you've been enjoying.
Speaker 1: At miles of gray on Twitter, Instagram and shit even
Speaker 1: on threads. So I'll probably put something up every six months.
Speaker 1: And you can find Jack and I on the basketball
Speaker 1: podcasts and Jack on mat Boosties. You can also find
Speaker 1: me on four to twenty Day Fiance.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: There's some of the tweets I like, I've got three
Speaker 1: actually a first one from our very own guest at
Speaker 1: Kyle Ayers tweeted, I hope COVID doesn't sap all of
Speaker 1: Biden's energy. Kyle that made me laugh at Twinklings tweeted
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi, if you successfully ouse Biden from the Democratic ticket,
Speaker 1: I will dedicate the rest of my life to Insider trading.
Speaker 1: I swear and past guest Melissa Lozato Oliva at l O.
Speaker 1: Melissa tweeted, what is so realistic about Sex and the
Speaker 1: City is her friends never read her little articles. So
Speaker 1: that's so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's never any reference to it. It's like she's
Speaker 2: writing in like a little who in like a word doc.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's readings of my three friends who I think
Speaker 1: may listen to the show somewhat regularly. You know who
Speaker 1: you are, all right A.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien
Speaker 2: workI Media I've been enjoying. I just wanted to cite
Speaker 2: sad ice cream truck clown at Andrew hillary Us on Twitter,
Speaker 2: who tweeted his full name is Jance Dance Vance if
Speaker 2: you were wondering a couple of days ago. So I
Speaker 2: have made reference to that a couple of times and
Speaker 2: shout out to Andrew hillary Us on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your contribution. Andrew.
Speaker 2: Anyways, you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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