Speaker 1: Calls media, what you won't do do photos, you tried everything.
Speaker 2: You won't give.
Speaker 3: I came back to let you know, got a thing
Speaker 3: for you and I can't let go. If you want
Speaker 3: to know what wrong with me? I had to ask my.
Speaker 4: DJ friends down at club Real Ones and I text
Speaker 4: DJ Molski pray. I was like, how many songs are
Speaker 4: there about how.
Speaker 2: Men will do anything for the punani?
Speaker 4: How it was a heterosexual men obviously, you know, Like
Speaker 4: how many songs are about that that like the power
Speaker 4: of the pe the just the how all logic goes
Speaker 4: out the window like just nothing, like like Chris Brown
Speaker 4: and Quavo, like somebody really need to sit them down.
Speaker 4: It has something like they arguing over a girl like this,
Speaker 4: the I don't know what it is about, like it's
Speaker 4: short circuits and unless you have good male mentorship, like
Speaker 4: obviously I'm speaking in gross generalities here, but again this
Speaker 4: is the hood of politics we talk about, like hood
Speaker 4: dudes like or just us who grew up in the city,
Speaker 4: unless you have because if all you have as a mentor.
Speaker 2: Is the dog pound singing, it ain't no fun.
Speaker 4: If the homies can't have none, you know, and then
Speaker 4: you got wet ass pussy, you know, saying for if
Speaker 4: your anaconda, you feel me, if this is all you got,
Speaker 4: you know, a rich nigga, big that's my type.
Speaker 2: That's my type nigga, that's my type.
Speaker 4: If that's all you got to mentor you you ain't
Speaker 4: got no like real like good male leadership to help
Speaker 4: you understand, especially when when that part of your body
Speaker 4: start activating that like a homie, like, I know it's
Speaker 4: your it's it's the blood flow, liker. Your brain and
Speaker 4: your genitals are fighting for attention in the blood flow.
Speaker 4: Like you need to make sure that the blood goes
Speaker 4: to your brain so that you think with that part
Speaker 4: of your body rather than the lower half of your body.
Speaker 4: I like, you need you need somebody that understands what
Speaker 4: you going through, like what the like, like what is
Speaker 4: the testosteroe that is coursing through your veins right now?
Speaker 4: Just the part of your migdala that is Like you
Speaker 4: need a man that go now, homie, I get it,
Speaker 4: you know, And you need to keep your head about you,
Speaker 4: to keep.
Speaker 2: Your heart about you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: That's not just gonna be like don't tryst them house,
Speaker 4: like somebody that's gonna give you real mentorship, because if
Speaker 4: you don't, you can't blame nobody but yourself for whatever
Speaker 4: demidse you find my confessions. The song is about the
Speaker 4: fact that he knew. You're just saying the usher knew. Okay,
Speaker 4: fabo song fabulous is fabo but his song. But I
Speaker 4: can't let you go. You're the only one in my life.
Speaker 4: I already got a wife. I can't leave you alone.
Speaker 4: I know I'm living wrong. How many songs are about
Speaker 4: the fact that everything you know to be right, true
Speaker 4: and good goes out the window when when sex is
Speaker 4: an option, and the reality is when it comes to
Speaker 4: two consenting adults, no matter how logical or illogical, this
Speaker 4: choice is, no matter what either of these people do
Speaker 4: for a living, trying to sneak you a little some
Speaker 4: some and then trying to cover it up is just
Speaker 4: not illegal, because.
Speaker 2: Who among us.
Speaker 4: Have not found ourselves in a situation where our genitals
Speaker 4: did the thinking. The problem is, you can't use my
Speaker 4: money to cover up your problems.
Speaker 2: We got to talk about this trunk case hood politics, y'all.
Speaker 4: All right, alright, alright, So I can't tell you the
Speaker 4: future in the sense that like I don't know where
Speaker 4: this case is as of the time that you hear this,
Speaker 4: because I am recording this on April twenty second, the
Speaker 4: day after the first day or the day of opening statements.
Speaker 4: In this particular trial, they went through selecting the jurors,
Speaker 4: which we're going to go over just to help you again, listen,
Speaker 4: I'm just here to translate. Okay, you've probably seen this
Speaker 4: all over the news already. I'm pretty sure this is like,
Speaker 4: oh news for y'all, but like there are particular things
Speaker 4: that like I just want to make sure y'all understand
Speaker 4: what's happening right now.
Speaker 2: They done done that.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure by now you've heard Trump's side and
Speaker 4: the state side or the federal government side.
Speaker 2: This is a federal case, and I want you to
Speaker 2: get some thing straight, like.
Speaker 4: Whether you are outraged by the very existence of mister
Speaker 4: drump or you are outrage that he's even on trial,
Speaker 4: just be outraged for the right reason. Just at least
Speaker 4: know what you talking about. There's so many characters that
Speaker 4: like go back so long that like, if you don't
Speaker 4: like this is why I felt like I should probably
Speaker 4: do an episode on this, because it's like, let's let's
Speaker 4: let's sift through this, let's get the story straight, and
Speaker 4: then let's move forward. Okay, But the anchoring premise about this,
Speaker 4: and it ends up being Trump's defense, is you need
Speaker 4: to understand what he's actually on trial for.
Speaker 2: And it ain't for the nookie.
Speaker 4: That's for all my limp biscuit fans for the knookie,
Speaker 4: because it's actually not illegal to have an affair. And again,
Speaker 4: who among us what you won't do now when you
Speaker 4: know you wrong, what you won't do to cover that up?
Speaker 4: He not on trial for trying to cover it up either,
Speaker 4: So like make sure you not make sure you you
Speaker 4: mad about the right things. Right now, we need talk
Speaker 4: about the legalities and is there anything going on because truthfully,
Speaker 4: what you want to do? Like seriously, though, like I
Speaker 4: wonder if y'all could, like, man, we have no system
Speaker 4: for you guys to reply to us, but if you
Speaker 4: just hit me on like exert, Instagram or whatever, like,
Speaker 4: I would love to hear some of the lengths that
Speaker 4: you have gone to cover your tracks. And in that sense,
Speaker 4: can we not all relate to Donald Trump like the
Speaker 4: lins you would go to cover up your dirt when
Speaker 4: you out here doing diabolical, nasty work, and you know
Speaker 4: it's nasty work. I bet I bet some of y'all
Speaker 4: got stories. Y'all got stories? How far you've gone to
Speaker 4: cover up your dirt?
Speaker 2: Listen?
Speaker 4: Can you please hopefully it's years ago that the stories
Speaker 4: you go tell me, but please.
Speaker 2: Send me them stories.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna figure out a way to somehow if y'all down, like,
Speaker 4: I would love to repeat them on the show.
Speaker 2: Send me.
Speaker 4: I want to hear your stories about you tried to
Speaker 4: cover up your dirt, which again is not illegal depending
Speaker 4: on how you tried to cover it up. Now, if
Speaker 4: you bury a body like don't like if you was like,
Speaker 4: oh I murdered this dude and then we buried them
Speaker 4: at my grandma's house, Okay, that's still a crime.
Speaker 2: Like I just hold up, I'm.
Speaker 4: Talking more like so I'm a little less serious than that,
Speaker 4: a little less felony than that.
Speaker 2: Just send me stuff that I can laugh at.
Speaker 4: Okay, Now, on a serious note, there is as someone
Speaker 4: who just just watching how many historical moments are happening
Speaker 4: right now, is I would love to just kind of
Speaker 4: stop and put like a serious pin in that, Like
Speaker 4: a former president is facing criminal charge this is the
Speaker 4: first time, like ever, Like, let's not add the fact
Speaker 4: that he's probably going to be the next president.
Speaker 2: Again, let's not add that. Let's not add the.
Speaker 4: Fact that maybe we're not going that far, but the
Speaker 4: fact that he is the presumptive Republican nominee for the presidency. Like,
Speaker 4: that's already its own story. I'm saying, a former president
Speaker 4: is being is on trial in a criminal trial. That's history. Okay,
Speaker 4: so let's do that. There is a little bit of comedy,
Speaker 4: which is part of why I named to show the
Speaker 4: way I named it is of all the crimes that
Speaker 4: presidents have done, what finally brought a US president to his.
Speaker 2: Knees finally is the poonami.
Speaker 4: We knew the demise of every heterosexual man.
Speaker 2: It's gonna always be his junk, Like we just who couldn't.
Speaker 4: This would finally look seasons ago, I was like, wouldn't
Speaker 4: it be crazy? Of all the things that take Trump out,
Speaker 4: it's the hymn smashing a porn star. Like of all
Speaker 4: the of all the insurrection, of all the of all
Speaker 4: of it, the thing that finally take this man down,
Speaker 4: the thing that finally got this man on.
Speaker 2: Trial is the cooch. I just I'm like, how poetic like?
Speaker 4: And again he's he's in a crowded room of presidents
Speaker 4: who've committed criminal acts.
Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 4: It looks it ain't been but forty five of them,
Speaker 4: forty six of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for five of them, niggas be committing crimes. Like, don't.
Speaker 2: Let's not act like they don't commit crimes.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying he the first one to face an
Speaker 4: actual trial for it, and of all the crimes to
Speaker 4: get faced four is this one is fun again, but
Speaker 4: again understanding the premise, like, he not on trial for
Speaker 4: smashing Stormy Danders Daniels. That's not hilly, which means that
Speaker 4: how do you pick talk about a high profile case,
Speaker 4: how you pick a jury for this? I like, I
Speaker 4: just like, I like, let's step back and think about
Speaker 4: this for a second. The jury is supposed to be
Speaker 4: by design of your peers, right, This is supposed to
Speaker 4: be the most purest of a democracy. Where like a
Speaker 4: tenant of function of who we are as a nation,
Speaker 4: that you are presumed innocent. You have to be proven guilty,
Speaker 4: how not by some magistrate, not by some priest, not
Speaker 4: by some sort of tincture of witchcraft. Not by like
Speaker 4: tying you to a brick and throwing you into the
Speaker 4: ocean and seeing if you float.
Speaker 2: Not by that, no, by other citizens.
Speaker 4: They supposed to look at your case and be like,
Speaker 4: I'm one of you, and by design.
Speaker 2: This is what a jury is supposed to be.
Speaker 4: By design, they supposed to listen to the thing and
Speaker 4: be like, I don't know, hommy, they got a point,
Speaker 4: or they could be like, I don't know, I'm not
Speaker 4: feeling it, like I'm one of you and I'm just
Speaker 4: really I'm just not feeling it like that's supposed to
Speaker 4: be a function. And of course the jury has power
Speaker 4: to like throw the case, like they could just be like,
Speaker 4: I we won't think neither of y'all proved anything.
Speaker 2: Hung jury, you could do that.
Speaker 4: But the point is, the concept is if all men again,
Speaker 4: there's stuff about this that is laughable, but the concept is,
Speaker 4: if all men are created, if we are all equal
Speaker 4: under the law. I don't care if you're a president
Speaker 4: or a houseless person. When you are in court, it
Speaker 4: is not some power on high. Is a jury of
Speaker 4: your peers that listen to you, and we're supposed to
Speaker 4: be able to say, look, even y'all homies think you tripping?
Speaker 4: Or the homies we listen into this and we like, nah,
Speaker 4: I stand with my ill stand with the homie here,
Speaker 4: Like I think I think y'all tripping. Now, let's add
Speaker 4: some layers of complication to this, like, like, let's think
Speaker 4: about this for a second. I'm pretty sure you'll already
Speaker 4: know all this stuff, but like I just want to
Speaker 4: like couch it all together.
Speaker 2: If that's if that's the design.
Speaker 4: How Like it's already hard enough to do it for
Speaker 4: celebrities because the question is can you be impartial? And
Speaker 4: now when you say impartial, it doesn't necessarily mean you
Speaker 4: don't have an opinion, because again, in some senses, to
Speaker 4: be a for the design to work, to be a
Speaker 4: good jury, you have to be somewhat informed as to
Speaker 4: like what's going on in the world with the world
Speaker 4: and how.
Speaker 2: The justice system works.
Speaker 4: I'm not supposed to be able to pull you up
Speaker 4: under a out from up under a rock and put
Speaker 4: you on this and be like, well, I'm indifferent, Like
Speaker 4: you can't. It's impossible to being different because and that's
Speaker 4: by design. Because you are a citizen, you live in
Speaker 4: this country. That's why you should be part of the
Speaker 4: ones that helps us decide what's going on here, because
Speaker 4: the shit is supposed to matter to you, even if
Speaker 4: you don't know the defendant personally. The fact that that
Speaker 4: defendant is a fellow American is supposed to be a
Speaker 4: part of the things, and not only a fellow American
Speaker 4: you from my hood. That's why you when crimes are committed,
Speaker 4: is that's why people argue about where they want the
Speaker 4: case happening and why sometimes for the defendant, what might
Speaker 4: be like I need to change a venue because I
Speaker 4: feel like I'm not gonna get a fair trial here.
Speaker 2: It's too much bias.
Speaker 4: Nigga, this is New York. Who don't have an opinion
Speaker 4: on Donald Trump. Let's forget the fact that he was
Speaker 4: a president. Like who don't have an opinion on Donald Trump?
Speaker 4: How but like you cannot do it in New York
Speaker 4: because that's part of the design. Now, add to the
Speaker 4: fact that, like demand was our how he was our president,
Speaker 4: it was people got strong feelings about your boy. And
Speaker 4: on top of that, add another layer. Y'all know how
Speaker 4: Trump moved. Nigga, he gonna air you out, He gonna
Speaker 4: try to scare you, because I mean guys like like
Speaker 4: if you don't know by now, like he moved pretty
Speaker 4: pretty mabvish like when he don't like he ain't gonna
Speaker 4: like you ain't gonna get the cement shoes, but like
Speaker 4: some of his goons might do it. He got shooters
Speaker 4: in the streets, he'd like, we know he could green
Speaker 4: light somebody and then walk away from it like he
Speaker 4: ain't do it. I mean, January sixth of it all
Speaker 4: like that was green light.
Speaker 2: We all know.
Speaker 4: So even if you have a jury and that's what
Speaker 4: that's what was happening, you have jurors that could be
Speaker 4: like I could be impartial because I just believe in
Speaker 4: the law and I have opinions about him, but I
Speaker 4: listened to the case to be like, well, again, being
Speaker 4: an asshole ain't illegal. Having a different political pointe viewpoint
Speaker 4: ain't illegal. Being a sliineball ain't illegal. So I could
Speaker 4: listen to what you're saying and be like, yeah, but
Speaker 4: did he break the law? Is the question into what
Speaker 4: he extent? Did he break the law? That's the actual question,
Speaker 4: which I'm going to dive in a little more too.
Speaker 4: But if you're gonna air out my name and address
Speaker 4: and we know what happens, to jurors like you from
Speaker 4: the hood. You know exactly what happens to jurors. You
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. If you've seen a movie, you
Speaker 4: know what happens to jurors if you get aired out
Speaker 4: like that, Especially a situation when you're dealing with somebody
Speaker 4: that's like relatively crime boss or at least fashions himself
Speaker 4: as such. It's not it ain't safe you active or civilian,
Speaker 4: it's not safe.
Speaker 2: So how can you get a juror how can you
Speaker 2: get a jury?
Speaker 4: In a lot of ways, this situation exposed some of
Speaker 4: the holes and the gaps in our logic. Because I'm
Speaker 4: speaking from a historical standpoint. This is probably one of
Speaker 4: the craziest stress tests we've had for a long time,
Speaker 4: like every once in a while, you know the Bay
Speaker 4: of Pigs back then, that was the stress test of
Speaker 4: our system. Like we almost ended the Western hemisphere, you
Speaker 4: feel me. Obviously the of a war, the greatest stress
Speaker 4: test ever, you know, and it snapped and then we
Speaker 4: had to put it back together. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: This is stress test, bro, Like is this I mean
Speaker 4: we've been what iffed into a corner like that where
Speaker 4: I don't know if there's any scenario. Like again, I'm
Speaker 4: not I'm speaking grandiose, but I'm doing it on purpose,
Speaker 4: like this is a this like this is a big deal,
Speaker 4: you know, And the smile you're hearing in my voice
Speaker 4: is because it was.
Speaker 2: It's a his dick got him in.
Speaker 4: Trouble, Like that's just that's so crazy to me that
Speaker 4: that's what did it?
Speaker 2: What you won't do?
Speaker 4: And again, how many like I'd made this point already,
Speaker 4: but how many of us can say our genitals got
Speaker 4: us in trouble? I would imagine the vast majority of
Speaker 4: you listening to this can say, yeah, my junk has
Speaker 4: got me in a male, female, non binary, yo, junk
Speaker 4: has got you in trouble. Fortunately or fortunately for you,
Speaker 4: you not running for president now. And now to the case,
Speaker 4: the case which most of us thought at first, who
Speaker 4: were like, following all the different trials, they like we
Speaker 4: most people thought that this was the most like man
Speaker 4: kind of case, partially because Alan Bragg, you know, the
Speaker 4: prosecutor was like, yeah, it's the state charged felony, federal
Speaker 4: and some other stuff, some election law, YadA YadA, which
Speaker 4: seemed like okay, bro, like it don't it just didn't
Speaker 4: seem like because he held his cards real close. But
Speaker 4: now when he talks about thirty six counts, and the
Speaker 4: thirty six counts are getting into the case, which I'll
Speaker 4: unpack a little more, is there. It's because there's thirty
Speaker 4: six falsified documents. So each document of Trump kind of
Speaker 4: like and his team making false like money transactions, there
Speaker 4: was thirty six of them. That's where you get the
Speaker 4: thirty six counts, right, is that one for each falsified document?
Speaker 4: You understand what I'm saying. Once he starts laying it
Speaker 4: all out, you like, oh crap, this is gonna be
Speaker 4: crazier than we thought. And then also to the prosecution's point, bro,
Speaker 4: like the evidence is already there, like it's all already happened,
Speaker 4: like there's no it's all out in the open. Like
Speaker 4: you you can't say you didn't do it, because we
Speaker 4: know you did it. If you're if you're Trump's defense,
Speaker 4: you're like that that's going to be difficult because I
Speaker 4: can't you can't say no, I didn't. You can't be
Speaker 4: like it wasn't me, because it was like that's you
Speaker 4: did you did the thing, Like that's not that's not it.
Speaker 4: It's just the Now back to the prosecution. You have
Speaker 4: to tie the things together. Now, what are the thing Well,
Speaker 4: according to the prosecution, this this is how they laying
Speaker 4: it out. For this to grow up into a conspiracy
Speaker 4: felony right to you know, interfere with inelection. This this
Speaker 4: is how you gotta string it all together. So this
Speaker 4: at the prosecution's mouth. Okay, Now the defense is gonna
Speaker 4: be able to tell they they own side of the
Speaker 4: story or their own way that they view, but here's
Speaker 4: the facts that they see it that at some point
Speaker 4: in the past, you got you know, old lover boy
Speaker 4: Trumpy and his man fifty grand Michael Cohen, right, his
Speaker 4: ace Boon Cohn, who, as far as he's concerned, sold
Speaker 4: him out, ratted him out. He's a snitch, you know,
Speaker 4: rat and a nigga deserves a rotten prison according to Trump,
Speaker 4: like he laying now anyway, Trump him and a person
Speaker 4: who couldn't be named more perfectly, the head of the
Speaker 4: National Acquirer named David Pecker.
Speaker 2: The man's name is Pecker.
Speaker 4: I just sometimes sometimes I'd be like, this is a simulation.
Speaker 2: We're in a movie.
Speaker 4: The idea was, okay, look, I'm trying to get into
Speaker 4: this White House cuz so as you know, to get
Speaker 4: into this White House and to have a reputation that
Speaker 4: Trump already had. You know, it's a gang of stories
Speaker 4: out there. It's on some ditty on his like you
Speaker 4: know what do I mean by his ditty on his Well,
Speaker 4: my boy Murger, who I always say, you know, knows
Speaker 4: everyone merce was talking to. I want to say it
Speaker 4: was Snoops management team about something at some point in
Speaker 4: the past, and he was just checking in on him,
Speaker 4: like yo, you know you you worried about this what
Speaker 4: the press is saying, And so he was like, I'm
Speaker 4: not stressed. He goes the the reason why I'm not
Speaker 4: stressed is because everything Snoop is is all out.
Speaker 2: No everybody know who he is. We ain't got nothing
Speaker 2: to hide.
Speaker 4: It's these managers who manage artists that are trying to
Speaker 4: keep up a persona, that are trying to kill stories,
Speaker 4: trying to make sure that nobody knows they stressed out.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. He's like, I got none
Speaker 4: to hide. Like you hear a story about you know Snoop?
Speaker 4: You like, yeah, that nigga told us all like we
Speaker 4: he is what he is. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: like we already know the niggas said, I'm a crip,
Speaker 4: like that's yes, so but if you need to keep
Speaker 4: that stuff on lock, and you have to remember how
Speaker 4: dizzy that is because for decades you want the stories
Speaker 4: out because he's New York's bad boy. You know who
Speaker 4: Trump was, you know, playboy, bad boy. You know it
Speaker 4: smashed the baddest girl in the world. You feel me
Speaker 4: like I make the most money. You all laims, you
Speaker 4: understand I'm saying like that was his persona from your
Speaker 4: prentice Cus. But now you got to be the squeaky
Speaker 4: clean boy. So he say, look, this is what I need.
Speaker 4: We need to make sure because I got a whole
Speaker 4: last newspaper that the stories about me that go out
Speaker 4: are good and the stories that are not don't go out.
Speaker 4: Now that word newspaper is doing quite a bit of lifting.
Speaker 2: Because it's the National Inquirer News.
Speaker 4: They pay for stories, and what everybody knows is that's
Speaker 4: not really how journalism works. But either way, he got
Speaker 4: a newspaper, so they come up with something that y'all
Speaker 4: all know, like we said before, the catch and kill thing,
Speaker 4: which is essentially like yo, you go, which is if
Speaker 4: you've ever dealt with the press, if anybody buying your story,
Speaker 4: my nigga, Like that's an issue, you know, I mean
Speaker 4: get your money, I guess, but like you should already know,
Speaker 4: like you know, the La Times ain't paying you for
Speaker 4: no story money.
Speaker 2: Do you know how you feel?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 4: Like, lets you getting a book deal out as mug, Like,
Speaker 4: don't be taking nobody check because that's it.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 4: The plan was what y'all what we know again is
Speaker 4: called catch and kill. So it's like, hey, look, let
Speaker 4: me buy the rights to this story. And what oftentimes
Speaker 4: what comes to that is a gag order. You can't
Speaker 4: talk to nobody for the rest of your life about
Speaker 4: this thing forever, cause niggas don't read defined print.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: They throw you a one hundred thousand dollars check, you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's up, you're right. The first one was from a
Speaker 4: doorman who you to work at the Trump Towers that said, hey,
Speaker 4: Trump got a Trump got a love child with one
Speaker 4: of the girls that work here.
Speaker 2: They bought his story. Turns out the story was false.
Speaker 4: Bruh overheard some tea somewhere and thought that that's what
Speaker 4: was going on. Turns out it wasn't true. They bought
Speaker 4: the story anyway, National Choir did, and then they shelf it.
Speaker 4: Then they don't put the story out, and then the
Speaker 4: next thing they do is this girl named McDougall who
Speaker 4: say she had an affair with this nigga for a while.
Speaker 4: They say, okay, word, we're gonna buy that story too.
Speaker 4: So this is the again defenses building that case here.
Speaker 4: So they like, okay, you being doing this, we're gonna
Speaker 4: squash this case. And oh, we're gonna squash this story
Speaker 4: by buying it and not putting it out. And then
Speaker 4: finally the girl we all know, miss Stormy Daniels, She's like, look,
Speaker 4: I'm finna run with this story. And here's where it
Speaker 4: gets so much more funny. National A Choir like, all right, look,
Speaker 4: we'll buy this story, but you ain't paid us back
Speaker 4: for none of these because remember, nigga, we doing this
Speaker 4: for you, remembered, I don't necessarily we got no skin
Speaker 4: in the game. You the one that don't want to
Speaker 4: want these stories to come out, in those stories to
Speaker 4: come out.
Speaker 2: So this need to be your bread.
Speaker 4: This ain't our bread, like this needs to be your
Speaker 4: because we don't care like that, y'all you do.
Speaker 2: He like, man, I'll pay you back. I got you,
Speaker 2: don't worry about it. I'm good for it. I got you.
Speaker 4: They like, well, listen, homie, we're not cutting We're not
Speaker 4: cutting another check for old Stormy until you you take
Speaker 4: care of this one. So then that's when he had
Speaker 4: to look to his man fifty grand his boy Cohen,
Speaker 4: to be like, hey, nigga, go scare her or something
Speaker 4: like make sure she don't do that. She like, I
Speaker 4: ain't scared of you, motherfuckers. I'm finna do what I
Speaker 4: want to do, right. So she like, I'm finna tell
Speaker 4: the story. I don't care what you say.
Speaker 2: Right. So then Trump was like.
Speaker 4: All right, then, all right, Cohen, my nigga, you pay her,
Speaker 4: and I'll just pay you back. Cohen first thoughts should
Speaker 4: have been when you ain't paid the inquiet So what
Speaker 4: makes me think you're gonna pay me? Like, all right,
Speaker 4: well whatever, you know. I've been a lawyer for whatever.
Speaker 4: That's what I do. You already know how, you already
Speaker 4: know how I move, Like we in this together. You'll
Speaker 4: be if his mine, you feel me my hit of
Speaker 4: my hit of that my best friend that's Cohen thinking
Speaker 4: at this time that my best friend. Right, So Cohen,
Speaker 4: go do the due Blase black woof the wolf, drop
Speaker 4: the briefcase off with the bread, you feel me and
Speaker 4: everything cool. And then he like, all right, look send
Speaker 4: a venmo right here. And Trump is like, when niggad
Speaker 4: can't just venmo? You cuz like, but don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: I'll figure it out. Trump get the bread from the
Speaker 4: from his finance team. He takes that bread, writes the receipt,
Speaker 4: you know, fills out the invoice for his boy Cohen.
Speaker 2: But he writes it as like.
Speaker 4: Legal services, which if you're a douchebag you could be like, well,
Speaker 4: I mean that's what it was, right, it was legal services.
Speaker 4: He is my lawyer and this was for him. But
Speaker 4: then you have the common fam rule. I still believe
Speaker 4: that the court should have a come on fam clause where, Okay, listen,
Speaker 4: maybe we don't know exactly what the intent of the
Speaker 4: writer of this law was, and maybe we're not experts
Speaker 4: on the minutia of the nuance, but there has to be.
Speaker 2: Come on fam.
Speaker 4: Like this thing with the Supreme Court in January sixth, folks,
Speaker 4: that's saying like, well, listen, dude, this particular law y'all
Speaker 4: trying to charge these people over having to do with
Speaker 4: like the destruction of documents to stop a legal procedure
Speaker 4: which came from Enron, which is what they was actually doing.
Speaker 4: You could say, one could argue that that's not necessarily
Speaker 4: what the January sixth insurrectionist was doing. They wasn't destroying documents.
Speaker 4: They was there's all other things they was doing. But
Speaker 4: I don't know if that law. That's when you have
Speaker 4: to be like, all right, come on, fam what.
Speaker 2: Is you come on?
Speaker 4: But anyway to get to the point to where like,
Speaker 4: where's the crime at? Because trying to get in the yam,
Speaker 4: trying to get to the yams while you married, although
Speaker 4: whack ain't a crime, not wanting that story to come
Speaker 4: out while whack ain't a crime. Paying the homies to
Speaker 4: bust the mission for you and you pay them back
Speaker 4: ain't a crime. So you should if you really like care,
Speaker 4: you should be like, okay, so where the crime at?
Speaker 4: It's a crime, lion. Well, this is what the prosecution's
Speaker 4: job is is to say, here's where the felonies are. Well,
Speaker 4: the first one is to like to say, okay, well
Speaker 4: he falsified business documents, and it's like nigga big whoop. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: we know, Okay, but this is only a felony if
Speaker 4: it's if you're falsifying business documents for the purpose of
Speaker 4: covering or concealing other crimes.
Speaker 2: That's where it gets juicy.
Speaker 4: So he falsified these business documents for the purpose of
Speaker 4: concealing the fact he was entering into a conspiracy, which
Speaker 4: is why you got to name all three of these
Speaker 4: other dudes. You got to name Pecker, Cohen, and Trump
Speaker 4: entering this conspiracy to effect an election.
Speaker 2: How you get to the election?
Speaker 4: Well, because remember the access Hollywood taps came out that
Speaker 4: almost cost him the shit. So you are squashing this
Speaker 4: story for the purpose of misinforming the public to sway
Speaker 4: the election so that you could become president. You with it,
Speaker 4: you have to name everybody because now it's a conspiracy.
Speaker 4: Remember we talked about when we were talking about the
Speaker 4: Rico cases with young Thug and what's going on, which
Speaker 4: is another case he's facing in Atlanta. Is so if
Speaker 4: the final felony is the thing every step and every
Speaker 4: person connected to the steps to get to that, if
Speaker 4: you could tie it all together. Now it's a conspiracy.
Speaker 4: So you say, the plan with the National Inquirer, the
Speaker 4: the catch a kill thing, paying him back using money
Speaker 4: that is supposed to be for your business, but now
Speaker 4: for your campaign basically, and then lying about it on
Speaker 4: your business documents thirty four times. And why all because
Speaker 4: he had to get to the yams, sweet yams, shoot
Speaker 4: me the way.
Speaker 2: Now they like, okay, now you got to prove it.
Speaker 2: How do you know all this?
Speaker 4: Well, we're gonna bring y'all witnesses, one of which is
Speaker 4: the main nigga, Michael Cohen, to which obviously, even before
Speaker 4: we get into the defense, defense is going to be
Speaker 4: like this food, this nigga lied under oath, y'all don't
Speaker 4: remember this nigga lied like he is slneball. Like this
Speaker 4: nigga like better call Saul had ass to which the
Speaker 4: prosecution is going to obviously preempt this and be like, Okay,
Speaker 4: we know y'all think he's a slne ball, and he is.
Speaker 4: That's how he got the job for Trump is because the
Speaker 4: only way to work for the man is you kind
Speaker 4: of got to be a sline ball. But he came
Speaker 4: to a census. He's trying to redeem himself. He's making
Speaker 4: good on his promises. And when he got hung out
Speaker 4: to dry, and he understood that, like there's no honor
Speaker 4: among thieves.
Speaker 2: The streets are done, the code is dead.
Speaker 4: He trying to do the right thing, and this is
Speaker 4: him doing the right thing, redeeming himself.
Speaker 2: He could speak about this because he was there.
Speaker 4: So it's a tricky thing with the like it's a
Speaker 4: tricky thing to the to the to the prosecution, and
Speaker 4: to the to the jury, because you got to convince
Speaker 4: the jury that yeah, this fool's like this dude's with
Speaker 4: the ships, but now he's not because he saw what
Speaker 4: happens to you when you're with the ships. So he
Speaker 4: trying to do the right thing. Now, I mean, good luck.
Speaker 4: Trump's defense next. All right, So the defense is it
Speaker 4: doesn't it doesn't take as much time. So don't think
Speaker 4: that like I'm not giving it. It's it's just due.
Speaker 4: It's because of how defenses work. A lot of times,
Speaker 4: all you gotta do is just poke a hole at
Speaker 4: somebody's argument and just make it seem absurd because remember
Speaker 4: we're talking about reasonable doubt. Remember this is the criminal
Speaker 4: trial by jury, So all the all the lawyer.
Speaker 2: Stands up and is going to stand up and say, it's.
Speaker 4: Like, uh, where the crime at? Because I mean, this
Speaker 4: seemed pretty normal to me. The man running for president,
Speaker 4: don't ain't a super normal like this is a regular
Speaker 4: ass Tuesday you meet with media outlets to try to
Speaker 4: get stories about you, positive stories. You're truckt What do
Speaker 4: you what you mean like I'm cheating the election? No,
Speaker 4: I'm swaying the election. No, nigga, I'm campaigning. What are
Speaker 4: you talking about? Everyone does this, yes, and if they're
Speaker 4: a story and you know what, you know what most
Speaker 4: people do is they put bad stories out about their opponents.
Speaker 4: They do oppositional research, and they put that stuff out like, hey,
Speaker 4: did y'all know about this? You send that like this
Speaker 4: is so normal? What I'm doing is so regular? And
Speaker 4: then come here, come here. I paid my lawyer for
Speaker 4: his services. That's called a legal fee. What is you
Speaker 4: talking about? Falsified documents? Nigga, that's what I did. He's
Speaker 4: he did a service for me. My lawyer did a service. Therefore,
Speaker 4: it is a legal feed. What the hell are y'all
Speaker 4: talking about? Not only that this man is coin obsessed
Speaker 4: with me, why a'ssessed with me. He coin obsessed with
Speaker 4: my client. This nigga said out his own mouth, I
Speaker 4: hate you and I hope you go to jail. You're
Speaker 4: despicable person. So like this criminal ass dude is obsessed
Speaker 4: with him to this day, I don't know why you're
Speaker 4: gonna believe anything to come out of his house. He
Speaker 4: like a frigging ex girlfriend that won't leave you alone.
Speaker 4: And finally, Fam, you want your wife and kids to
Speaker 4: know about you smashing porn stars?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't you want me tell? You don't think?
Speaker 2: You don't think.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's as simple as I just don't want the
Speaker 4: story to come out because it's gonna embarrass my wife
Speaker 4: and kids. Who among us what you won't do? And damn,
Speaker 4: I'm running for president. Everyone does this. Now that's their defense.
Speaker 4: Now let's get back into a little bit of reality. No, nigga,
Speaker 4: catch and kill is not normal. Okay, that's not.
Speaker 2: That is no. So this is what I mean by
Speaker 2: come on, fam, Come on, fam.
Speaker 4: But again, you looking at twelve people, five women, seven men,
Speaker 4: all very educated, all over man all over from Manhattan.
Speaker 4: All I gotta do is make you think, huh See
Speaker 4: that's the difference between the defense and the prosecution. The
Speaker 4: prosecution has to make the jury feel like, damn nigga,
Speaker 4: bet yeah, nah, you got it, cause the defense has
Speaker 4: to make somebody go huh, I don't know. And if
Speaker 4: you make them go, I just I don't know, man
Speaker 4: on specifically what you're being charged for. Like they might think, nah,
Speaker 4: he guilty of these other things, but this one thing
Speaker 4: you asking me to ask answer, I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: If that's then he gets off and he might beat
Speaker 4: this case. And if he beats the case, I mean
Speaker 4: thirty four down, sixty more to go. Hey, we shall see.
Speaker 4: But the lesson I think to all of us is listen,
Speaker 4: when you're trying to get to the yams. When you
Speaker 4: want a little bit of that wet, sloppy, give it
Speaker 4: to me, baby, give me that sweet, that nasty, that good, shy,
Speaker 4: that funky stuff. Listen, it's gonna bite you in ass.
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