WEBVTT - Ep 293: Are We Manosphere??? 0:00:02.000 --> 0:00:05.920 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:09.200 show where we only talk about what is most obviously 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:13.880 very crucially important today On This is Important? 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:17.599 When did it get cool to suddenly love cops? 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:21.560 And I like to pivot from Manisphere to break him 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:23.640 down the national anthem? 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:30.040 I like chief in the kind, Let's. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:41.440 Good that it's important. 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:48.040 Kumbaya, everybody's coming, Kumbaya, dude? What is kumbaya? My dad? 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:52.279 What is kumbaya? Yeah? Puts him on? It was him 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:52.920 on the cruise. 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:56.240 K I remember that. I think I flagged that. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:01:00.160 That's my new favorite, actually saying kumbaya. Yeah, that's my 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:00.760 new favorite. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:05.800 Drop hit me with that again. Kumbaye? Coolbye? Why does 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:11.360 he sound like a like a nineties in the nineties 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:12.640 disc jockey? 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:13.840 Like bye? 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:14.480 Yeah? 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:17.040 I think? Yeah? 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:19.720 Did he have a podcast? Are we missing out on 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:23.280 a podcast that could be? Maybe? I think Joe Rogan 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:24.240 hear your dad here? 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:25.160 Kumbaye? 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:28.399 Uh uh yeah. I bet Joe Rogan would invite my 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:30.080 dad on before he did invite me on. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:34.960 Absolutely that goes without saying due no shade, there's no 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.720 ship that would be. But I'm saying having his own 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:41.880 podcast that would be well he's interviewing politicians and people 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:42.759 about aliens. 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:47.119 But my dad is a man of few words. I mean, 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:48.920 you know my dad, that's the best part. 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.280 At the end of somebody talking for twenty minutes, he 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:55.280 just goes, that's pretty fucked up. So he brought to 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:55.880 you by him. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:00.320 I know. I remember when I was telling him out 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.200 you guys, I mean, you guys. Remember when they told 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:05.040 me that I had stiff person syndrome and that I 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.800 might be dying and uh, I was probably going to 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:09.959 I wouldn't shut up about it and I was going 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:13.080 to eat. My body was going to get so tight 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:16.160 that my heart would stop beating and I would die 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:19.920 in excruciating pain when they told me that. And I'm 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.720 and I'm telling my father that, and his words of 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:28.240 incurag I guess, not encouragement, but like Solace was Jesus. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:33.200 That fucking sucks. And I'm like, yeah, dude, hey man, 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:34.040 that sums it up. 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:36.160 That's what you want. That's a man response. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:37.240 That sums it up. 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:40.440 Yeah, man, he's right. Huh sucks to be you. That 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:46.200 fucking suck. Yeah, Honestly, that fucking sucks. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:47.800 Because it's not a pity party. I love that and 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:50.480 it's all right. We still going to sizzler. 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:51.720 Yeah you want to. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.760 Are you gonna pick yourself up by your bootstraps or 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:56.440 what we're talking? 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.200 Mom's making gulash for dinner. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:05.040 What is you know what they say grass is always greener, dude. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:09.360 The amount of food that only your parents make that 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:11.760 I've been eating the last two because my parents are 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:13.480 now living near My dad got a new lung. I 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.280 don't know if you talked about this on the podcast. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:19.079 Yes, we touched upon it. That was very kumbaya, Yeah, 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:20.840 very kumbayas. 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:24.320 So he's a brand new Freshye, he's got a fresh baby. 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:27.079 How's it holding up? How's it holding so? So far, 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.400 so good? Is he? Is he going around the house 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.680 like belting out songs and ship? No, he's not. 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:36.120 Okay, he's doing the acet Ventura sliding door shit like raw. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:42.680 And he's doing a lot of a lot of laps. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:47.240 But he he's finally gonna come down south and be 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:50.320 at the beach. I'm gonna seat me. Pretty exciting, pretty 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:53.240 exciting news. That's great stuff, dude. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:56.400 And he was up north in the Hollywood, Los Angeles, 0:03:57.080 --> 0:04:00.960 in proximity of the hospital of the hospital theater rejected. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:04.120 Yeah, And by the way, he still has to go 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:07.400 every week for the next three months or so, and 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.960 it goes down to once a month. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:13.520 It's pretty well, and what's the deal? Will he ever 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:14.480 smoke weed again? 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:21.520 No, dude, that's the thing that's and they go. He goes, well, 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:25.880 can I eat it? And they go and we we 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.920 all were like, yeah, I'm sure he can eat it, 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:32.560 and they said, no, you can't. What yes, which fucking 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:35.400 threw him for a loop, but only because they're like 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:39.960 testing everything in his body so every week, so anything 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:41.919 could like throw it off, and then they would have 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:44.080 to change medications that maybe they shouldn't change. 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:45.880 This sounds like the same thing that you had to 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:47.720 go through, where it's like, we don't need to be 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.000 fighting other poisons. We need to see what's going on 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:50.880 with the body. 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:55.400 Yes, exactly. So then they so then what they're going 0:04:55.480 --> 0:05:00.440 to do, he's They said, what we can do in 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.200 about two months is you would have to do it 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.400 every day at the same time and take the exact 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:09.360 same dose. Oh, and he goes, oh, I can do that. 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:14.080 He's just gonna be high. Is a fucking I got. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:19.239 The time mission accepted for baby sit here for twenty 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:23.320 every day coming up, that's coming up next week. I 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:26.080 love the idea of like an alarm going off every 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:29.800 day at four twenty and him just being like, nap time, it's. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:34.080 Time, it's time. And then I go, well, what amount 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.599 are you taking? Because I do edibles at night? You know, 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:39.280 I drink my cans, my c A N N A 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:41.640 Bad Boy the podcast That a Boy, and I'll do 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:45.240 maybe five ten milligrams, you know, feeling good. Oh, I'm 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:46.320 feeling good. 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:50.320 And my dad goes Jesus Christ and I go, wh 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:55.160 what and goes, I wouldn't feel shit, dad, You're not 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.320 just trying to get fucked up, and he goes, I am, 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.880 and I go, okay, Dad, this is a dose that 0:05:59.920 --> 0:06:02.640 you have to pick that you're gonna be on every 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.240 day because you can't go higher or lower. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.440 Because it has to be the same. That's a tough call. 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:11.480 And he goes forty for you're gonna do forty milligrams 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:17.239 every day for that's exactly And he goes, nope, forty 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:20.919 And I'm like, a maybe, maybe let's just do ten. 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.040 And he's done forty before. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:29.440 That is rag. I know he doesn't even like nibals 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:32.760 he likes smoking weed, right, I like chief in the kind. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:36.160 But he's done five before and he's like, this fucking sucks. 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:40.120 I can't feel shit. So now he's he's gonna do forty. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.360 So we'll get down off the roof, dad, and let's 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:43.080 just talk about it. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.839 Would you rather not feel it or be really fucked 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:47.400 up everything? 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.560 Yeah, you're right, that's the question. What's the question? 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.080 Like, do you want a low dose or do you 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:51.800 want a hide dose? 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:52.000 Oh? 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.040 Like underdo it? 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:56.000 Yeah? I think I think you want to hide dog 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:58.640 because it has to be the same. It has has 0:06:58.720 --> 0:06:59.400 to be the same. 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:01.760 It's really cool if, like, right out the gate the 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.480 first day he does forty, he's like butt naked running 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:05.920 through the street, like. 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:08.479 We steal the fate. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:13.000 Bro, he has to do this again. I realized we 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:16.160 had to call police. But it's happening again, everybody, this 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:16.720 is forty. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:19.440 And what's so funny about us talking about this is 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.240 there's gonna be fans that are gonna crawl into Blake's 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:26.400 dms that are gonna be like, forty, you fucking pussy, 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:30.880 I do one hundred or whatever. Insane number. No, yeah, 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:32.320 that's an insane number. 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.600 Listen, if you're doing over fifty every day of your 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:37.400 what you want to call life. 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:40.680 Your existence, we're calling in it existence. 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:41.800 Saying like, shit's not going great? 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.840 What are you? What are you escaping? Your band? Better 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.800 be good? You're absolutely And the way I try to 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:51.040 explain it to my dad, I'm like, Dad, that's like, 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:54.960 don't you just want to Let's say it's like a beer, 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:58.920 So you do ten, that's like I would say, or 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:01.080 five milligrams is like one beer, So ten is like 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:01.680 two beers. 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:05.480 Fifteen maybe that's three or four beers, right, Okay, now 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:08.760 we're cooking. Now, I'm feeling good. Now I'm feeling good. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.120 So you want to do forty forty? Are you like 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:11.920 drink of forty? 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:12.240 Yeah? 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:16.160 No more than a thirty. If we're doing the math here, yeah. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.920 They'd be like eight to ten beers that he's drinking 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.720 every night. I'm like, you're a fucking alcoholic. How many 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:22.640 beers are in a forty? 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.640 Well, forty is forty ounces, and a beer's twelve. 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.360 Forty ounces and a beer is and I'm doing quick math, 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:32.720 and so it's not even four oh, because a beer 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.160 has what twelve fluid ounces? 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:38.520 And if you're just tuning in. What up? Netflix just said, 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:39.160 we're done here. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.280 They said, if these guys are real party animals, they 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:43.640 better know they're fluid ounces. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.120 Fucking that's like fucking suck like that. 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:50.000 I feel like if you're doing like forty what are 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.480 we called milligrams of weed edibles? 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:55.800 Oh, he doesn't even know milligrams. Every fan just went 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:59.160 like a single tier just went down, so many faces. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:03.000 Oh you're read us who said Native American tears. 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:07.360 Yes, absolutely, real tears. We've said that's real tears, like 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:10.120 Native America tears. You're like, at that point, if you're 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.040 taking that much weed every day, is it like you're 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:17.000 living in like Battlefielders the movie? Like everybody you look 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:18.920 at looks like John Travolta with like. 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:22.720 The I'll let you answer your own question, because Adam, 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:24.400 I don't know if you have answered. 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:28.920 I have taken forty milligrams before? Yes? Uh? 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.360 And did you sprout dreadlocks made of cable? 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:33.880 And in fact, I think it was feed them the 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:39.239 rat it was I did a It wasn't forty milligrams, 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:42.599 it was twenty five milligrams. And I took it was 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:46.640 a coffee weed drink and upper and down or not, 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.480 and I thought it was I thought it was uh 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:52.560 just I thought it was a regular amount. It was 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:55.360 like twenty five or thirty. It was something a lot, 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.600 and I fucking pounded it. And then I was going 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:02.040 to a sh oh. I had a show in Wyoming, Oh, 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:06.000 and I drank it on the way and then this 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.400 all of a sudden it kicks in. Like as I'm 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:12.600 going on stage, I'm like, oh fuck. I start to 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:16.439 do my act. It was going great, everything was going 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:19.800 a okay. I sort of just went on autopilot. I'm 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:20.880 like just doing my jokes. 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.480 And then the I like, how you say, I'm doing 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.359 my jokes, which, until you doing this with your head. 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:30.160 You weren't even speaking. You were just doing this, I'm 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:32.920 doing comedy. No, it was just like it wasn't even 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.080 like me doing it. It was just like I clicked 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:38.800 on the autopilot and my brain was going, this is crazy, 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.520 but I'm still doing I'm still doing my whole act. 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:45.360 And then how do you This sound goes out and 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:46.280 they can't hear me. 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:49.079 Wait on the microphone or in your head. 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:52.000 On the microphone in the microphone, okay, And all of 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:53.839 a sudden they're like this sounds out that sounds so 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:56.480 they couldn't hear me. And then I'm like fucking what 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.200 to do? And it was a big show. There was 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:02.079 like four thousand people there, holy, and I go I 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:05.120 just started to sing the national anthem. 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:06.760 Sure, that was my go to. 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:10.080 I just started to sing the national anthem, and the 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:13.840 whole crowd sang the national anthem with me. And I 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:19.560 remembered all of the words to the national anthem. That 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.559 is great because I was fucking high as a kite. 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:24.800 It just came back to me. Have you sang it 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:27.760 before somewhere? I did it at a Dodger game. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:30.199 And you then this is after the Dodgy game, so 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.640 it was fresh in your recall reserve. I guess, well, 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:36.000 when Adam gets super stoned and he retreats into the 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:39.160 most patriotic person of all time, yeah, that. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:41.480 Is his true self is Captain America. 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:45.280 That is me. Chris Evans, step out? Is it? Chris Evans? 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.480 You know what really sucks? And it bothers me that 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:51.200 when you see now someone with like an American flag 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:55.080 shirt or a hat, it no longer just means patriotic. 0:11:55.280 --> 0:12:00.600 It means like they're super pro ice. Yeah, dude. Hello, 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:03.080 I mean, you can't just rock an American flag. And 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:07.000 by the way, I love American flags. You've you've seen 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:10.640 that my place in La and as a giant nine 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:13.000 thirteen American flag. 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.640 It's an American flag. Rap, isn't it your house? 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:16.840 Yeah? 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.600 You got it wrapped by the fucking Orange Coast Choppers. 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:24.439 Guys. It's a nine thirteen American flag. I love American 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:26.800 flags in America. 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:29.480 I wanted to hang one in my front yard and 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:31.720 I don't. I think I found one in our garage 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:32.199 that like they. 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.280 Hang a flag. I have one hanging out there. 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:39.400 Yeah yeah, and I think I think I'm gonna okay, yeah, 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.760 and then I'm also gonna put like an nr A 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:44.920 sticker in the window too. Yeah, just let them just 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.440 so people don't like roll up to the crib. I'm like, 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:48.160 I'll shoot you. 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.760 That's actually really smart. That's really smart. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:51.040 Yeah. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:54.040 Oh, definitely get the little doormat that says like nothing 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:55.839 in this house is worth dying for. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.920 That one's really good. That's a good one. Good. That's 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:02.040 a really like a hand with a gun. It's fucking 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:03.280 that's a good one, dude. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:07.160 Yeah, how about go ahead take the package and make 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:11.760 my day and then quote the next dirty hairy movie 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:14.719 that should be made by Netflix. I feel like it's 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:17.120 like a really long it goes all the way from 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:18.320 the door to the street. 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:20.560 Yeah, I feel like that's too many words. I feel 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:22.520 like they're just taking the package and going. At that point, 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:23.600 they're not going to stick around. 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:26.120 Okay, And because here's the thing, they're busy reading it. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.920 Oh shit, I'm busy loading you. I'm putting bullet after 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.760 bullet in that you have a home clip. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:37.480 Yeah, it is weird. It is weird that now, like which, 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:40.880 by the way, I'm not against cops. I think, yeah, 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.319 we should have police. When people were like defund the police, 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:46.199 I'm like that seems crazy. We for sure need police. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:50.439 But now it's like go ahead and cook. It's patriotic 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.319 or like cool to be super pro police. 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:54.199 Huh. 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:57.880 It's like the blue lines matter and all that shit lives. 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:01.320 What year is it live? The blue line? Yeah, blue line, 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:02.760 I see, I see the blue line. 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:06.400 Every's blue lives, but it's blue lives matter, and the 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:08.839 blue line is the blue lake showing attack. 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.160 Blake knows this because I'm the same. 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:15.280 Why Why did suddenly become cool to be super pro cops. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.200 It's always been cool. 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:22.240 Did you miss, like two years of two they tried 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:23.600 to abolish police. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.360 It's science, yeah, man, And. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.760 Then the police had to go, hey, guess what, we 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:30.800 kind of have a really difficult, weird job. 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:31.560 Sure. 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:34.960 Absolutely, there are some fucking morons who take advantage of 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:37.760 what they're capable of and how they can carry a 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:41.080 fucking gun and they abuse their powers. But they had 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:43.800 to be like, we're also out there kind of putting 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.640 our lives in danger to keep the streets clean. Blah 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:47.120 blah blah. 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.080 Yeah. Yeah, but but still you can't be you can't 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:53.400 be two pro cops hey, or too anti corps. 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.920 It's the challenge of society, Adam. It's a challenge. It's 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.120 a challenge of society. We can't all be one thing 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:02.000 when we're a very we're so divided. You have to 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:03.080 really pick sides. 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:06.440 Now. But it's so annoying, you got it. It's got 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.800 to be a little bit of everything that's so annoying. Well, 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:11.200 you know what, you know what sucks. It's getting pulled over. 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:13.720 Well, keep going, blake, a little bit of everything, yeah, okay, 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:14.920 go ahead, getting pulled. 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:17.080 Over, getting pulled over? Oh, yeah. Guess what happened the 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:19.320 other day to me? Oh dear, I'll pulled over by. 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.760 Tell me what the violation was driving with your titties out. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.200 It was a speeding ticket. And guess what happened. You 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:29.320 talked your way out of it. You got out of it, baby. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.880 You every time got out of how'd you do it? 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:33.600 He just came up to me and was like, why 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.120 are you speeding I and I said, literally, I have 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:39.520 no no, I said, I have no good reason. I 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:42.440 am sorry. I shouldn't be speeding like this. This is 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:43.160 my neighborhood. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:44.360 Please don't stop the music. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.200 Shouldn't be speeding like this. And he goes, well, we're 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.480 gonna let you off with the warning you need him 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.600 like four inches. I'm like, all right, okay, great, wow, yeah, 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.000 so I guess I And then I was said blue 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:57.080 lives matter and he's like what And I, I don't know. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:58.720 I thought you would like for me to say that 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.360 we're done. Are we done? I don't know? Are we 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:03.320 done here? I don't know. Should I get a tattoo 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:05.320 or something? Now he's like, no, you're taking it too far. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.280 It was just I'm just kind of doing a nice thing. 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:08.120 But congrats. 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:10.240 Every time I think of that, I think of Fargo 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:11.880 where he's like, oh, we could just take care of 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.200 it right here, and brainerd and he's like holding the 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:18.080 money out of the wallet, and then the guy's like, yes, Fargo, 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:21.240 that re watched Fargo. Dude, absolute banger. 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.920 You know, I really like that show. Is that show? Story? 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:28.200 Show's not around anymore because the dude who made it 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:29.680 is now making the Aliens Show. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.480 Did they only do like two seasons? 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:33.640 No, Fargo had like four or five seasons. 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:37.040 Yeah, Fargo rocked. All of them were like extraordinary, and 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:39.240 then he decided to go make the Alien Show. Is 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:41.880 anyone watching the Alien Show? I have a few friends 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:42.520 who are watching it. 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:44.320 They said, hey, but I heard it's out of this world. 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:47.200 Yeah, they said it was really good. Okay, don't give it. 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:52.480 What the fuck are we doing now? That gets points? 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:55.120 Well, it was a pun there, it's a pun of. 0:16:55.120 --> 0:17:01.360 Sort, Adam, come on, just give that show some space. Oh, look, 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:03.440 I understand if it's not in your orbit. 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:10.399 Oh, this is a funny podcast. I did now, I 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:12.760 didn't really, but they did it. 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:16.520 They did like where they interview people on Entertainment Tonight 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:17.760 or e T. 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:21.480 Yeah, it's fine. I hate this. 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:23.600 Did you like how I reset though? And you guys 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:24.359 thought I was moving? 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.720 He No, I knew you were coming back. I didn't. 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:28.600 I saw the twinkle in. 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:31.440 Your ey Oh boy, who you knew? That makes you 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:32.159 mac and me? 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:37.439 No, I don't give that one to him. No, ye, 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:40.080 don't give that to do good. 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:41.919 I don't know if any of you are noticing at 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:44.920 home my my poor camera quality. 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:47.879 I am in. Yeah, you guys are. When you travel, 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:50.000 why don't you just take the camera with I didn't 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:51.239 want to say take the camera with. 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.200 Hey, Adam, when you travel and bring a camera with, 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:57.399 let me know. Yeah, I'm going to just let me know. 0:17:57.520 --> 0:17:59.600 Let me know, Just let me know, and I want 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:02.120 you won't even know because the camera will be set 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:03.600 up and it'll look fresh and good. 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:05.640 I'm asking you to let me know, and I will. 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:06.600 I'm pretty excited. 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:08.919 I hope, I hope you guys are gonna let me 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.919 eat on air because I have a very special jo. 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:14.520 Do you have a plastic bag in camera? 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:18.119 What's happening? We're on Netflix now, you got to treat 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:22.000 it with respect. Okay, cheese zombies, okay, Pattie. 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:24.520 Wait wait wait, wait wait I have it in my hands. 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:25.439 What is it, Patty? 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:30.920 What Pattie's original Dragon, original cheese Zombie, Conquered, California. 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:35.000 This is what it's all about, gentleman. 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:38.880 Okay, and I have a I have a cheese zombie 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:39.720 in my hands. 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:41.680 Okay, and would you describe what that is? 0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:44.439 So here's the deal for you guys who don't know, like, 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:48.600 uh yeah, which is everyone in everyone where I grew 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:49.440 up in Conquered. 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:52.760 At school, there were these things called cheese zombies, which 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:57.919 are basically buns filled with like American cheese in the middle. 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:01.320 And we read the well that that's a new flavor. 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:01.639 It was. 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:04.680 It was just me and Jesus basically our runzo, right, 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:05.679