Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today. The Brooklyns that had
Speaker 1: been away. They both have so much to see. You know.
Speaker 1: Their names are Broody and Scared by the Boys are
Speaker 1: back in Sound Boys a podcasting again, Episode one eleven.
Speaker 1: Happy New Year, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast or Happy whatever.
Speaker 1: You may be listening to this in July, or you
Speaker 1: might not follow this religion or nationality and maybe it's
Speaker 1: Chinese New Year, or it's the Jewish New Year, in
Speaker 1: which case it's okay. New Year is neither a religion
Speaker 1: or a nationality. But wait, didn't In Judaism they celebrate
Speaker 1: a new year every and you guys are on year
Speaker 1: the four towns, like four thousand, five thousand, five thousand something,
Speaker 1: seven hundred and something. The Chinese. Chinese New Year's coming up,
Speaker 1: Gung High, Gung High. But that's not happening yet. Do
Speaker 1: you know what it's about to be for the Chinese?
Speaker 1: The Year of the Rat? Wasn't it the rat? Recently?
Speaker 1: I read that it was the year the Rat coming up?
Speaker 1: So you know, I mean, I don't know when that happens.
Speaker 1: It happens pretty soon though, Oh my goodness, Uh, why
Speaker 1: you are you trying to cross reference my knowledge of
Speaker 1: the Chinese culture. I thought last years the rat well,
Speaker 1: and you know if if you if you're a union
Speaker 1: yeah it's coming up. And if you're a union buster,
Speaker 1: then it's either year of the inflatable rat, right, because
Speaker 1: they put that outside your building. But we were in
Speaker 1: a diner last week, the family and I were all
Speaker 1: eating and we had those menus that have the twelve
Speaker 1: or twenty whatever it is, that's twelve twelve animals and
Speaker 1: it lists all the years. So if you're born in
Speaker 1: this year, you are like you're a goat. It says
Speaker 1: like you would be a match with someone born in
Speaker 1: it's like every twelve years or every four whatever version
Speaker 1: of horoscopes and and the astrological signs right. And so
Speaker 1: so we're eating. You know, we're a Chinese restaurant. For Christmas,
Speaker 1: we went to that. That's what we do. My people
Speaker 1: hashtag tribe. Uh. And so my daughter says, she reminds uh,
Speaker 1: we remind her what year I was born and my
Speaker 1: wife was born. She goes, oh, you guys are on
Speaker 1: a match, and my wife's like nope, like ripped that
Speaker 1: stupid menu up. You know, the little place Matt knows
Speaker 1: all yeah, I guess knows bad fortune and good fortune. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, speaking who the on the on this note,
Speaker 1: who would want to be born in the year of
Speaker 1: the rat? I mean the year the dragon is the
Speaker 1: one with the good luck, right, the big one is
Speaker 1: the year the dragon. But you know, I don't believe
Speaker 1: in luck. You don't believe because you haven't had I haven't. No, no,
Speaker 1: I have my point with luck. And somebody somebody texted
Speaker 1: in and was like Elvis said something like, oh, if
Speaker 1: you're getting married blah blah blah is good luck, and
Speaker 1: they texted it, no, no, no, no no, no, no, that's
Speaker 1: bad luck. It's good luck when you blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I'm like, listen, either you, you and your your spouse,
Speaker 1: they're gonna have a good life or not not because
Speaker 1: you had pepper in your pocket. Like like what I mean,
Speaker 1: whatever the stupid ship was. If your life is determined
Speaker 1: by a pepper packet in your pocket, then you have
Speaker 1: that's not packet in your pocket. And by the way,
Speaker 1: that's not the thing. I just made that while you're
Speaker 1: watching Pepper Pig right, and you're like, oh, our marriage
Speaker 1: failed because I didn't have a pepper packet in my
Speaker 1: right pocket. It was on my left pocket. Well, there
Speaker 1: are a lot of people that that believe that, you know,
Speaker 1: bringing um, what is it a rabbit's foot to uh
Speaker 1: to the casino gets you get you more money or not?
Speaker 1: Good luck for the rabbit, no, awful, awful, But you know,
Speaker 1: I I really people need to believe in something, right,
Speaker 1: So sometimes the the stupid stitions that they're out there,
Speaker 1: they well, how about you believe that none of them
Speaker 1: are real? I believe in that in cynicism, okay, cynicism
Speaker 1: and sarcasm. I did want to talk about one thing
Speaker 1: as far as because this is the first show of
Speaker 1: the year, New Year for us, and um, I wanted
Speaker 1: to talk about New Year, New Year's, New Year's Day,
Speaker 1: and so I UM I sent out a tweet the
Speaker 1: gist of my tweet and my Facebook post. It was
Speaker 1: just a reminder, it's New Year's Eve apostrophees correct new
Speaker 1: year apostrophe, but it's the eve of the new year,
Speaker 1: and it's happy New Year, right, that's the correct way
Speaker 1: to say it. Now people people combined them and say
Speaker 1: happy New Year's, Happy New Year's. Now I understand that
Speaker 1: you could say, well, maybe they want you to have
Speaker 1: a hundred good years. That's not what their intention was.
Speaker 1: Your intention was to say happy New Year. Okay. So
Speaker 1: I put that out there and some people who appreciate
Speaker 1: good grammar were like, thank you, thank you for the reminder,
Speaker 1: or that drives me crazy. Also, whatever called an asshole? No,
Speaker 1: nobody called me an asshole. They called me an asshole apostrophees. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So we we're on vacation for two weeks and we
Speaker 1: had someone filling in helping out with our social media
Speaker 1: while we were off, and so I get a tweet
Speaker 1: that says, hey, I'm all about not saying Happy New
Speaker 1: Year's but your Elvis dur In morning show account is
Speaker 1: guilty of that. And then we went right to the account.
Speaker 1: One of them said happy New Years with no apostrophees. No, no,
Speaker 1: not no, it's not it's the No, it's the guy
Speaker 1: that so he wrote he wrote Happy New Year's Eve,
Speaker 1: no apostrophies, and he also wrote happy New Year's So
Speaker 1: I changed it. I let him know, Hey, man, if
Speaker 1: you can fill in next year, this is the deal.
Speaker 1: I also want to say, because we're starting a new year,
Speaker 1: the listenership, the download amount of the people who listened
Speaker 1: to episode one ten fisted and forked, uh is twice
Speaker 1: as many listens as a normal good episode for us
Speaker 1: off the charts. What I need to know is why,
Speaker 1: And I think and I think I do know why,
Speaker 1: because we had that one sitting out there for three weeks.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like the milk that's been in
Speaker 1: the refrigerator that's just gone sour. So but but you
Speaker 1: you need that last SIPs. You keep going back in,
Speaker 1: or you listen to it over and over. Nobody listened
Speaker 1: to it the day we posted it, because we can
Speaker 1: see how many listens each day. So what happened was
Speaker 1: we posted it on December twenty or whatever, it was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: a few thousand people listened, no big deal. But on Christmas,
Speaker 1: I guess when people started like getting off their jobs,
Speaker 1: it went through the roof and since then it's been
Speaker 1: like a bunch of thousands every day. I also think
Speaker 1: it's because people did not listen to the big show,
Speaker 1: because we had a lot of well here's here's where
Speaker 1: I'm getting. I believe not only did the loyal slices
Speaker 1: that people listen to us hardcore I listened to it.
Speaker 1: I believe the children are our future. I believe the
Speaker 1: slices are future. I believe we got a lot of
Speaker 1: people looking for content because there was no big show.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of new listeners. So if this
Speaker 1: is your second new episode, we're sorry. I'm not because
Speaker 1: we haven't given you any kind of yet. Here's what
Speaker 1: I will say, um M, and I will read some
Speaker 1: tweets and emails later in the show about people who
Speaker 1: tried to listen out of order and apologize and went back.
Speaker 1: I don't want to kick you off this episode. Go
Speaker 1: ahead and finished this one, but we're asking you newbies
Speaker 1: go back to zero and start listening. Listen in order.
Speaker 1: That's our big thing. And the other thing we need
Speaker 1: to let you know is we we suggest you listen
Speaker 1: and not download. Please do not download the episodes because
Speaker 1: they're kind of like a mark against us. It's it's
Speaker 1: so weird the way that they do their algorithms. Okay,
Speaker 1: but we want to be able to you know, I
Speaker 1: have I have a goal this year. Okay. I know
Speaker 1: we've been cracking the I Heart Radio top one podcasts
Speaker 1: by being nowhere, but in the Apple podcast world we're
Speaker 1: not showing up. Then I want us to break their
Speaker 1: Apple two hundred. What did it take? So does that
Speaker 1: mean have to listen to the through iTunes? I don't know.
Speaker 1: By the way, when you listen on iTunes, we still
Speaker 1: get credit in the I Heart world because that's our company.
Speaker 1: So people have been asking, well, if I listen to
Speaker 1: ten episodes in one day, will that help you on
Speaker 1: the top one hundred countdown? Listen? If you listen to
Speaker 1: ten episodes, it helps us get clients and sponsors because
Speaker 1: we can show how many people listen. But this this dinky.
Speaker 1: We love it, but there's a crazy system they use
Speaker 1: on the Heart radio top on Hundre podcast and I've
Speaker 1: tried to explain it on Instagram, but here it is
Speaker 1: in a nutshell. You you get credit. We get credit
Speaker 1: for one person one episode per day. If you listen
Speaker 1: to five, we get one. But if you were to
Speaker 1: listen to an I Heart episode, then go on your laptop,
Speaker 1: listen on Spotify and go on you whatever did you
Speaker 1: change apps? We were on Pandora, were on Spotify. We
Speaker 1: want to build up Spotify and play Android, Google Play.
Speaker 1: So but but if you if you really want to
Speaker 1: hook us up, if you don't, if you download it,
Speaker 1: listen to five times. There's no way to catch your download.
Speaker 1: They can't count that. So anyway you want to help
Speaker 1: us out, We want to make the top ten this year.
Speaker 1: People have been texting us at before we even signed on,
Speaker 1: asking about and we don't normally do phone calls. We
Speaker 1: don't know not normally if he is not this is
Speaker 1: not a New Year's resolution phone calls. No, I actually
Speaker 1: I would like to take a call, one call per episode,
Speaker 1: but Brody, then would you know I wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to rant as long? So you know, we need to
Speaker 1: please by the way, we need somebody to like do
Speaker 1: a little bit of both. Elvis put up a great
Speaker 1: picture of the Morning Show and said a great year,
Speaker 1: and there's some reference to the Brooklyn Boys, and somebody said,
Speaker 1: I love the show. But other than the Disney rant,
Speaker 1: haven'ten a lot of good rants lately, and I'm disappointed. Well,
Speaker 1: I'd like to think I've been doing some good now
Speaker 1: you've been doing amazing rants. You kid, also not every
Speaker 1: episode as we do on the thing legendary rants Disney
Speaker 1: was you know, I will say this, I'm a little upset,
Speaker 1: hurt I've got but hurt well because I saw Elvis earlier,
Speaker 1: and uh, he came into the studio and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're here for Brooklyn Boys, right, He just walked right
Speaker 1: past me, goes, Nope, you gotta record serial Killers. So
Speaker 1: he he recorded an episode of the serials the Sailor
Speaker 1: Killers podcast. Now we love Andrew and we love Scottie.
Speaker 1: I binged a bunch episodes last week while I was
Speaker 1: on vacation. But some serials good stuff. The episodes, episodes,
Speaker 1: it was good, good stuff. Do you eat along with them? No?
Speaker 1: But I but I but I write all their jingles.
Speaker 1: I just did a new Alison Chain's parody for them, right.
Speaker 1: Al was thought it sucked. You don't know that, Yes
Speaker 1: I do. Scotty Beach tell me almost thought it sucked.
Speaker 1: He was all that sucked. I think he said it
Speaker 1: on their podcast. You can listen to the serial Killers
Speaker 1: latest podcast here. We don't listen. To my point, the
Speaker 1: reason why I Butthhart is I'm like, we've been begging
Speaker 1: Elvis to come onto the Brooklyn Boys podcast since we started,
Speaker 1: since our inception, And now shall we play the jingle
Speaker 1: that I wrote for them? We haven't. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what it's called. Okay, I guess we could and then yeah,
Speaker 1: we could do that, but my play right here. We
Speaker 1: gotta get on our pocket. We need to campaign this year.
Speaker 1: I feel like with all the campaign going on in
Speaker 1: the real please was campaign right now. He asked him
Speaker 1: to come on this podcast to promote, to promote his book,
Speaker 1: and he said, I've done enough promotion. I'm exhausted. Why don't, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's start this hashtag hashtag Elvis on Brooklyn Boys. You know,
Speaker 1: hashtag Elvis on Brooklyn Boys. We need that, we need
Speaker 1: to see it. Tweet it. No, you need to tweet
Speaker 1: at Elvis Duran and tell him to come on the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys. He's not gonna see the hashtag at Elvis Duran,
Speaker 1: go on the Brooklyn Boys. Try check Man with the Box,
Speaker 1: see if that's in there? Man, See what that's in there?
Speaker 1: That that song based on Man in the But correct
Speaker 1: is it there? Man with the Box that I don't
Speaker 1: see it now the box? Try that. I don't know
Speaker 1: people and their grammar and left it's not. I don't
Speaker 1: see it and I don't see it in that system. No, No,
Speaker 1: we'll play next week. The point is if Scotty loved it,
Speaker 1: that's all I care about. Scott. People have been chexting us.
Speaker 1: Let's get a couple of people on real quick for
Speaker 1: the new year, and then we'll get into we keep
Speaker 1: a max like to two of the best, all right,
Speaker 1: these are the two best ones? All right? Hello, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 1: Who's thish Tony? Tony? Where are you from? Down? And
Speaker 1: I promised Georgia? I work on four Ben And wait
Speaker 1: a minute, this Tony's in Georgia. Wow, like that, I liked.
Speaker 1: I'll look at the Sorry, look I see he's militarized.
Speaker 1: Why you don't have to like that. Don't call us.
Speaker 1: We are the furthest thing from That's what I'm saying. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: well I get paid more on this side. Well, we
Speaker 1: salute you. We thank you for your services. First of all,
Speaker 1: service first, service first and foremost, how are you doing that?
Speaker 1: As a good weather today? I started off cod but
Speaker 1: that's about sixty five and well, scared. What's the weather
Speaker 1: here in New York right now? Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: thirty degrees degrees? Yeah, nine degrees. That that's how my
Speaker 1: morning started. But it didn't last very long. But yesterday,
Speaker 1: by the time I got off work, I had my
Speaker 1: c O so so I understand that you might have
Speaker 1: a question before before we go into why you texted?
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Original Florida, Tampa, Florida, Tampa, Florida
Speaker 1: and you're working in Georgia. So so how is it
Speaker 1: that you have an appreciation for a couple of idiots
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, New York. I was sturday in morning, so
Speaker 1: I started listening there like this, started looking at some
Speaker 1: of the podcasts, and I coach all around number forty,
Speaker 1: went back to zero and been listening ever since. Started
Speaker 1: from zero. Now you here, you go appreciate it. Now.
Speaker 1: I understand you're going through some some things right now.
Speaker 1: It says that you're starving because you've been doing keto. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you need laughs. You need laughs from the Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 1: First of all, um, you should I don't think that
Speaker 1: you should be starving if you're doing keto properly. I'm
Speaker 1: a little concerned. There are you following it? But what
Speaker 1: do you? What do you do? I'm following you? I'm
Speaker 1: I'm starving in the point off, I missed the pastas
Speaker 1: and the breads, and I can have some pizza, but
Speaker 1: I can't have regular beats. I gotta have like the
Speaker 1: one I've been having made out of chicken. There's a
Speaker 1: pizza in our logo. Can stare in our podcast? Could
Speaker 1: you just say the pizza is made out of chicken.
Speaker 1: So if it's chicken, take you take canned chicken, like
Speaker 1: the cann chicken without all the additus, right, and you
Speaker 1: can take and drive that out and then flatten it
Speaker 1: out with some farmers on cheese, and you can make
Speaker 1: a crust out of it, okay, and then you put
Speaker 1: sauce and cheese on it. I hate to tell you this,
Speaker 1: it sounds like chicken palm to me. You're eating chicken
Speaker 1: sauce and cheese. That's chicken palm. Yeah, pretty much, kind
Speaker 1: of kind of, but I mean it's good, but it's
Speaker 1: not the same as regular pizza. Hi, very good. Well listen,
Speaker 1: if you come out to the other end and the
Speaker 1: body style you want and the weight didn't good for you,
Speaker 1: And about two and a half months, I've dropped almost
Speaker 1: forty pounds. Oh God, bless you. Oh hey, cots, fantastic congratulations.
Speaker 1: You know I'm doing point of the guy write before
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and wait to eight and I said I will
Speaker 1: not weigh three hundreds. You know what it takes a
Speaker 1: really really um brave person. If it takes a tough
Speaker 1: man to make a tender chicken, we know that. But
Speaker 1: but it also that's a produced thing. Um, but it
Speaker 1: also tends somebody. Let me edit that out, fuck you. Um,
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta tell you. Um. It really does
Speaker 1: take a lot of willpower and a lot of concentration,
Speaker 1: and you really need to get into a zone into
Speaker 1: you know, in in um yeah, in in living through
Speaker 1: this and surviving this diet. Because I'm gone one right now.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna mention it because he's gonna make me
Speaker 1: hit the jingle. Okay, but right now it's the first
Speaker 1: week is really hard. So let us know. I want
Speaker 1: you to get in touch with us somehow. Email us
Speaker 1: when when it's all over, when you hit your goals. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got about sixty more pounds, So hopefully in about
Speaker 1: three more months i'll be there. Are you caught up
Speaker 1: to the current episode with us? Yeah, I'm waiting today.
Speaker 1: Hopefully it'll be download by the time I get off
Speaker 1: work at four so I can listen to it on
Speaker 1: the way home. All right, well listen if you can
Speaker 1: help it, just listen to it live on the phone
Speaker 1: you downloaded, we lose Listen anyway, listen, thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you very much for what I had to go in
Speaker 1: because I hard app Whenever you subscribe to a podcast
Speaker 1: and automatically sets it to download, all okay, but listen.
Speaker 1: If it does download and you want to listen to
Speaker 1: a second time, just you know, open up iTunes or something.
Speaker 1: Let's do it there. All right, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You know what? This man is a slice? He knows
Speaker 1: the deal. Well, you can't have a slice, unfortunately, you
Speaker 1: got you know what, You're a chicken slice for life exactly.
Speaker 1: All right. I'll send you an invisible T shirt when
Speaker 1: you meet your goals. There you go, alright done? Who's this? Hi?
Speaker 1: You're you're on the Brook and Boys podcast. Yes, what's
Speaker 1: your name? Yeah? Hey, oh hi Brandon, Hey Brandon calling
Speaker 1: from ry Co two oh three. That would be somewhere
Speaker 1: in Connecticut. Yeah, I'm over in a Prospect. Okay, now
Speaker 1: it says you're okay, you're you're in Prospect, Connecticut eating.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get a Sicilian slice of pizza while
Speaker 1: I wait for the new podcast. Woot woot. But but
Speaker 1: how good is the Sicilian that you're eating like what
Speaker 1: dirt you have it? Yes, just the word. Like three
Speaker 1: minutes into uh the call, I just got it right now.
Speaker 1: It's super crispy, really doughey. I ordered it with extra moss,
Speaker 1: relig She's on top and it looks just beautiful. Would
Speaker 1: you say it's about an inch and a half thick?
Speaker 1: Two inches? Paint the picture? I said about an inch
Speaker 1: and a half. Yeah, I definitely he's the dough dance
Speaker 1: or is it more like a pillow, like a cloud
Speaker 1: like like like like very sauce and it feels just
Speaker 1: perfect like he is. The biggest is the big question.
Speaker 1: Here's the big question. Did you get a corner aside?
Speaker 1: Or did they screw you at the middle slice. I
Speaker 1: ordered the entire pieces. I got all. Now you get
Speaker 1: the whole pie. Okay, but you know what I got
Speaker 1: to say though, the middle is sense up to our
Speaker 1: friend from Georgia. He's eating uh pounded out chicken. He's
Speaker 1: on the key to diet a cannon bread. What are
Speaker 1: you getting into today? Well? I just finished all the
Speaker 1: podcast I caught up I started like two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and I just binged it completely. So I finally got
Speaker 1: the one ten Wait a minute, you started at zero
Speaker 1: two weeks ago and listen to a hundred and ten
Speaker 1: episodes of this ship started on the Disney, then went
Speaker 1: back to zero and then got the Hunter and ten. Wow,
Speaker 1: what are you insomniac? And listen over nights and stuff like?
Speaker 1: That's a lot of hours. And what made you listen
Speaker 1: to the Disney? What made you start with us? Well,
Speaker 1: I have a fifteen work day most days, and I
Speaker 1: worked night shift bay shift, like all day or yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not usually You're just in my headphones at work.
Speaker 1: So I'm a machine operator, so I wanted some attention
Speaker 1: dimensions and stuff. Yea, Now, as long as we see
Speaker 1: a machine operator, you're not using like a buzz sal
Speaker 1: or anything like that would chip or anything dangerous, no CNC,
Speaker 1: so I get to work on computer controls. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: very well, enjoy your lunch and listen and for fifth
Speaker 1: teena hours, just keep listening to the same episodes over
Speaker 1: and over again. Could you text your friends? He in fact,
Speaker 1: text your entire contact list and just say hey with
Speaker 1: the link that list, with the link from iTunes to Spotify,
Speaker 1: and here's the Brooklyn Boys. You guys check this out
Speaker 1: and then we'll we'll get a listen right. In fact,
Speaker 1: everybody listening should do that today. Just text the link
Speaker 1: to your entire contact list. I that yeah, my girlfriend listening?
Speaker 1: And what does she think? We get really stressed out
Speaker 1: with the rants and how hey, Brodie manage us to
Speaker 1: argue for stuff because we have no backbone, Like I'm
Speaker 1: available for I'm available for a small fail. I'll come
Speaker 1: up to Brodie could pretend like he's you, Brandon, You
Speaker 1: know he could. He could actually, if you need him,
Speaker 1: he that that should be Brodie side hustle. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: understand much he rent himself yet for how much would
Speaker 1: you charge per It depends on how big the booty
Speaker 1: is complaints, and it depends on how much I'm get
Speaker 1: the booty the pipe I'm getting like fifty dollar gift card.
Speaker 1: I can't charge more than fifteen bucks. Why don't you
Speaker 1: do a percentage? No, it's gotta be big. If I
Speaker 1: get him a thousand dollars, I want four hundred. Would
Speaker 1: you if you knew that you had a gripe with
Speaker 1: a company and you would sick Brody on them? Would
Speaker 1: you pay Brody? You get four, you get six? I
Speaker 1: love this guy. Okay, I'm getting I'm gonna get half
Speaker 1: a pizza right there. All right for everybody listening with
Speaker 1: no backbone, Brody will be your renter. Brandon, we'll talk
Speaker 1: to you on episode two hundred. We'll see if you're
Speaker 1: still enjoying it. Okay, awesome, thank you, thanks for calling. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: So a couple of gay good calls there. I see.
Speaker 1: I told you we're still gonna ge people who tweet
Speaker 1: is going. I want the phone calls to go to the
Speaker 1: the way of the birthdays. The birthdays. Um, So, I
Speaker 1: got a list of a bunch of little things I
Speaker 1: gotta rant. Don't don't worry. I had had a problem
Speaker 1: at a place I've previously had a problem, so it's
Speaker 1: not a different location. But you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's got a prom with those people again. Uh so
Speaker 1: let me tell you what I got on my list here. Um,
Speaker 1: you've been getting crap all weeks Gary for this. Um
Speaker 1: the nut pronunciation, Yes, it's the it's the one. It
Speaker 1: looks like a crescent moon. It's spelled c A s
Speaker 1: H e W. One of my favorite of the nuts.
Speaker 1: I pronounced it a certain way. I pronounced it another way. Yes,
Speaker 1: but nobody nobody says that the way you do. It's
Speaker 1: it's cash you. It's it's cash you. See. The more
Speaker 1: I say it, though, the more I pay attention to it,
Speaker 1: the more it sounds wrong. But if I don't pay
Speaker 1: attention to it, it's right. So if I want, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to the store, I'm gonna buy some almonds, walnuts,
Speaker 1: and cash's almonds. It's the almonds. I get it. Almonds,
Speaker 1: walnuts and cash you. But it's cashews. So it's almonds,
Speaker 1: walnuts and cash shows almonds, and it's that pistochos. Well,
Speaker 1: I never said it was. So I'm saying that's what
Speaker 1: it sounds like to me. When I hear you say
Speaker 1: cas shoes, it's like, here, this is the problem that
Speaker 1: I had with everybody. Everybody was putting words and you're
Speaker 1: not saying, no, you're not. That's the right way. No
Speaker 1: cash hold on. I can only say it in a sentence,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, but you're not saying cashoes. Okay, going
Speaker 1: to the supermarket and I'm buying some almonds, walnuts and
Speaker 1: cash shows that's the right way. No, I'm going to
Speaker 1: the supermarket and I'm buying almonds, walnuts and cashows, cashosh,
Speaker 1: cass shoes. It's like cat shoose, like if a cat
Speaker 1: had shoes. Catch shoes. Yeah, cash cat shoes. You can't
Speaker 1: do it. It's cashos. Well, you did it before by mistake.
Speaker 1: You don't even realize you said it the right way.
Speaker 1: Can I can I offer you some cashows? Nope, wrong,
Speaker 1: cash shoes. What's can I can I offer? Yeah? Yeah? Hey,
Speaker 1: would you like some cashews? They're very healthy? Cash is
Speaker 1: a very healthy. All right, So, speaking of food, I
Speaker 1: need I need your opinion on this. There's a new
Speaker 1: product out. I don't have the audio from the commercial.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really we can get away with it. You
Speaker 1: like Seltzer, love Seltzer, soda water in some space as
Speaker 1: I call it fart water. There's a new product. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the name of it. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you what my concern is, and then I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: you if you like it, and then I need you
Speaker 1: to try it by next year. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you've seen the commercial what bud Light is now selling
Speaker 1: bud Light Seltzer. So my first question is is it
Speaker 1: beer flavored seltzer or carbonated beer? Well, beer is carbonated,
Speaker 1: so they already have that. It's called bud light. Beer
Speaker 1: isn't carbonated, it doesn't have bubbles in it, it has
Speaker 1: foam phone but when you when you swallow, when you
Speaker 1: swallow beer, it already has a knat trule. I mean
Speaker 1: you belch from beer because it's like yeah, but I
Speaker 1: would have to think because of that, it would mean
Speaker 1: it's seltzer flavored beer, not not beer flavored Seltzer. Is
Speaker 1: its Seltzer? No, no, no, I have to think it's
Speaker 1: beer fla beer flavored Seltzer, and that Seltzer flavored beer.
Speaker 1: So it's not because I think it's carbonated beer. It's beer.
Speaker 1: Then they put carbonation in. I don't know what I
Speaker 1: don't think it is. Wouldn't they just say it's carbonated beer.
Speaker 1: They're calling it. They're calling it bud light flavored, but
Speaker 1: bud light Seltzer. I can pull up the commercial on
Speaker 1: my phone, hold on, but they don't just they don't
Speaker 1: say what it is. Now as a as a Seltzer drinker,
Speaker 1: would you try it? Of course has the word Seltzer
Speaker 1: in it. I understand that I love Seltzer, bud light Seltzer.
Speaker 1: There it is is it you just have like hops
Speaker 1: in it or something like that. Is it like made?
Speaker 1: Is it like a malt? Okay, because the commercial doesn't anything.
Speaker 1: Here's what bud light dot com says. They want you
Speaker 1: to go try it. Oh, I have to put my aids.
Speaker 1: The problem the problem with that. Actually it's genius marketing
Speaker 1: if you think about it. They got us to talk
Speaker 1: about it for free. They didn't pay us a dime,
Speaker 1: and now they didn't describe what it is. So you're
Speaker 1: gonna go and just have your first one out of
Speaker 1: pure curiosity. It comes in looks gonna make a billion dollars.
Speaker 1: Flavors a black cherry. This is not a client, not
Speaker 1: a sponsor, not a sponsor. Lemon, lime, strawberry, mango, bud
Speaker 1: Light Seltzer. Blud Light Seltzer comes in fourth. Flavors a
Speaker 1: hundred calories, five percent alcohol by volume, less than a
Speaker 1: grammar sugar. Blah blah blah, unless unless it's just it's
Speaker 1: like sparkling water, cane sugar, natural food flavor, bubbly Seltzer.
Speaker 1: So so it's it's it's it's a Seltzer. It's it's
Speaker 1: one of those, it's one of the bud Lights. Seltzer
Speaker 1: bud Light, So it's bud Lights putting their name. They're
Speaker 1: they're slapping their name on and then jumping into the
Speaker 1: flavored Seltzer market hoping that you would You're gonna be misleading. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I thought it was Seltzo beer. Here's the thing. Did
Speaker 1: you drink Seltzo beer? You would? I would? I think?
Speaker 1: Now if this isn't what it's a no lingering aftertaste
Speaker 1: blah blah and not not a sponsor meaning all this.
Speaker 1: It makes it sound the commercial makes it sound like
Speaker 1: it's bud Light Seltzer. Wouldn't that be Seltzo beer? Then
Speaker 1: these people then it's not even beer what I think
Speaker 1: they did? What is del Monte gonna come out with?
Speaker 1: What Seltzer? Think about? Yeah, well think about this for
Speaker 1: a second. The sparkling Seltzer wars have begun. It last
Speaker 1: year was like the hottest thing, right, everyone's drinking the
Speaker 1: sparkling Seltzer with alcohol in it. So in so this
Speaker 1: is Bud's feudal attempt to jump in and take advantage
Speaker 1: of that market and say, you know what, we're gonna
Speaker 1: put our bud name on this stuff. You understand, people
Speaker 1: are gonna buy it. People gonna buy it because it
Speaker 1: has the word bud in it, and then whatever it tastes, like, well,
Speaker 1: you're on your own after that. Yeah, I think it's party.
Speaker 1: I think it's you just describe I did black cherry?
Speaker 1: What raspberry cherry? Right? Yeah? Okay, so it's it's probably
Speaker 1: like all the rest, but instead of vodka based, it's
Speaker 1: be it maybe beer based. No, but it's not. Now
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the website and it makes it look
Speaker 1: like it's just seltzer with some alcohol. What kind of
Speaker 1: alcohol doesn't like probably like grain like the like, like, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's actually, you know, they rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 1: People joke that, you know, white claw is really malt.
Speaker 1: It's made of malt liquor. By the way, if you
Speaker 1: look this up and so people are now drinking malt
Speaker 1: liquor and they're comparing it to like Colt forty five,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, so you like cold forty five, because
Speaker 1: it just so happens that white Claw is made is
Speaker 1: a malt beverage. It's a you're not you're not feeling
Speaker 1: this proud. You're calling it hard seltzer eater is calling
Speaker 1: it a hard seltzer. So yeah, so then we know
Speaker 1: what that we know it's like a hard like hard cider.
Speaker 1: You know what hard cider tastes like. Yes, I understand it.
Speaker 1: But where's the beer they're calling it hard seltzer. It's
Speaker 1: in the it's in the actual hops. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: but there's some mops. There's no hops on. You don't
Speaker 1: see hops. No, I'm not. The whole thing has my day.
Speaker 1: I'm all upset now. Really, I don't always like Burpie Seltzer.
Speaker 1: Burpee wouldn't drink it either way, you don't drink yeah
Speaker 1: by by giving a shot Burpie beer a shot, you
Speaker 1: take a shot of it. I don't know. It's just
Speaker 1: sparkling fruit ship. I don't know. I'm kind of curious now,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is you're in. Why as you
Speaker 1: were looking through your phone, I said, I was in.
Speaker 1: I'm curious. This is genius on the part the part
Speaker 1: of Bud and the fact that there's four Super Bowl commercials.
Speaker 1: It sounds like they're all in on this page. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get any more advertising because they're
Speaker 1: not a client and not Okay, we would never do that.
Speaker 1: Peter Malar's free advertising. But I don't know if you
Speaker 1: saw over the brain people send us pitchers of Peter
Speaker 1: Mals shirts in the mall. Did you see the sponsor?
Speaker 1: You see what I slipped in there on the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Instagram story in the middle of Nemon Marcus and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, looking up there, it is Peter mo Are.
Speaker 1: I shook my head. We're still trying to get them
Speaker 1: on board, you know. Yeah. Our agency people are avertising.
Speaker 1: Our salespeople called their agency. They have not returned the
Speaker 1: call yet. Apparently they don't need any help advertising. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm really upset. I brought the story and I don't
Speaker 1: think you believed it. This came from the Daily Mail. Okay,
Speaker 1: before you read this story, scary comes into the fifteen
Speaker 1: Minute Morning Show podcast today, but it never made it
Speaker 1: on the fifteen Minute Morning by Today's was very good
Speaker 1: with a good, good, good show. Yesterday's was even better.
Speaker 1: The one from January eight. It was a really good
Speaker 1: fifty minute morning show, also available on all your podcasting platforms.
Speaker 1: January eighth, fifty Minute Morning Show And by the way,
Speaker 1: Elvis met a woman who said she's heard every episode
Speaker 1: of the fifteen Minute Morning Show, but it's never listened
Speaker 1: to the Elvis straw In Morning show. How about that?
Speaker 1: How about that? Uh? But what I wanting to say
Speaker 1: was Scary throws out a topic to Elvis, what you're
Speaker 1: about to hear? And Elvis says, I don't really And
Speaker 1: we all start jumping on Scary and bashing him for
Speaker 1: the topic. And they were really quite there were questions,
Speaker 1: and so Elvis goes, maybe we'll talk about it. Put
Speaker 1: your headphones on. So Scary goes and sits down next
Speaker 1: to me, and he goes, I don't know, it's a
Speaker 1: really good topic. Should It's not really a topic, it's
Speaker 1: a it's a great story. And so I thought, now
Speaker 1: let Elvis do I don't know if Brody was really
Speaker 1: on board with it, but I'm gonna read it to you. Really,
Speaker 1: So the Daily Mail, this was your idea for a
Speaker 1: good topic. Well, it's not a topic. It was just
Speaker 1: something to put out there and put it out there
Speaker 1: in the world. So on the Daily Mail's website, the
Speaker 1: headline that's m A I L The crying, crying cow
Speaker 1: kneels in front of the butcher begging him to spare
Speaker 1: it spa. So basically, there was this cow who was pregnant.
Speaker 1: I guess they didn't know that the cow was pregnant,
Speaker 1: but they were leading the cow to the slaughter house.
Speaker 1: Usually they slaughtered the bulls. They keep the cows for milk.
Speaker 1: And well she was she was pregnant, and they went
Speaker 1: to go slow. They were going to bring it into
Speaker 1: the house, the hamburger it. They were gonna do whatever.
Speaker 1: They had a doing it right by the way, Speaking
Speaker 1: of which, people are still wondering, Oh, is that how
Speaker 1: your mind works? Yeah, like I'm talking about cows and
Speaker 1: you're thinking about steak dinners. Yeah, yes, I am. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: let's update people. You and I had two weeks off. Okay,
Speaker 1: here comes your update. So I got it. I got
Speaker 1: I don't know where it is on my phone, but
Speaker 1: I got a tweet that said I started listening in
Speaker 1: episode seventy nine, I think or seventy something. I listened
Speaker 1: to twenty episodes and I heard you say listen in
Speaker 1: order that I went back and I'm listening from zero
Speaker 1: now I'm up to forty again. Let me know. It's scary.
Speaker 1: Ever buy you that steak dinner? I did twice. I
Speaker 1: tried to twice. Listen to the previous episodes. You judge
Speaker 1: for yourself. I don't know, diner. The point of this
Speaker 1: here is whatever you thought before, so araces nothing has changed.
Speaker 1: That's really this issue. We have not gone for a
Speaker 1: steak dinner since the last stick day steak didn't and
Speaker 1: especially not now because I'm on my DCTR Fat loss diet.
Speaker 1: Hit the other jingle scary. You know you're assisted not
Speaker 1: saying it. When the guy talked about his Keto diet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I had to tell him there because had I
Speaker 1: been had I not been on dr fat Loss? Take
Speaker 1: the other jingle? I don't understand and maybe well, so
Speaker 1: nothing has changed, nothing has changed? First quarter scary. I
Speaker 1: know we're in first quarter. First quarter scary right now.
Speaker 1: I had an apple here. I brought four cucumbers to
Speaker 1: eat too, munch on. Who does that for cucumbers? I
Speaker 1: love cucumbers. You don't eat cucumbers raw? No, I eat him?
Speaker 1: Who cooks cucumbers? Wait a minute, did you don't do that?
Speaker 1: On it that sound? Hey fu? Yeah? By the way,
Speaker 1: that looks like a zucchini. It's a mini cuke. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a mini cuke. Someone's gonna make a mini puke
Speaker 1: because they don't like the sound of people chewing because
Speaker 1: they have I have to go back now. You just
Speaker 1: said my chicken. You just said, don't you eat cucumbers raw?
Speaker 1: Have you ever cooked a cucumber? And all of you
Speaker 1: who are dying to tell us it's a pickle. We
Speaker 1: know it's not a pick with the skin on, but okay, no,
Speaker 1: I take the skin off. I don't like the skin.
Speaker 1: I oh, you know what I hate when you get
Speaker 1: it in your salad someone's house or in a restaurant.
Speaker 1: We put on top and they do the thing where
Speaker 1: they they leave a stripe so like it's got like
Speaker 1: a little skin space, a little skin space. It's decorative.
Speaker 1: But then I have to sit there with a knife
Speaker 1: and you chop off the chop off the I don't
Speaker 1: want it because then I go, I'm surprised you when
Speaker 1: I spit it out, I'm surprised you eat cucumbers to
Speaker 1: begin with their green, but their fruit. I'll tell you what,
Speaker 1: here can I can I toss you one? Now? Your
Speaker 1: hand man handling it. I'm not like the fs are clean.
Speaker 1: Come on, you're fisting my cucumber. Here, take this one.
Speaker 1: I haven't touched it. You're touching my cukee, would you
Speaker 1: touch my cue? You want it? No, I don't want
Speaker 1: it because you touched it, it tasted. I want you
Speaker 1: to taste this with the skin on. It doesn't taste
Speaker 1: any different with the skin on or off. That's my point.
Speaker 1: Hold on, as did you? I prefer it without the skin? Good?
Speaker 1: So can I get back to the cow story? Four
Speaker 1: skin jokes? Come on? People interrupting my lunch. Okay, So
Speaker 1: so this cow, it knew, the cow new that it
Speaker 1: was going to So what the cow does is it
Speaker 1: gets the two front legs of the cow goes into
Speaker 1: a kneeling position as if no, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: walking anymore. You're gonna have to drag me now. So
Speaker 1: the cow gets into it. It It kneels before the butchers,
Speaker 1: and you could see a tear, a tear coming out
Speaker 1: of the cows. Video of this, yes, there is. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the whole point. This happened, right, It's just like
Speaker 1: the laughing cow. Cheese is the crying cow. This is
Speaker 1: the crying cow. Right around New Year's Eve, a guy
Speaker 1: in China posted this video, which went viral in China.
Speaker 1: Mind you about this cow who was pregnant. So it
Speaker 1: clearly said the cow. The clip show the clip that's online,
Speaker 1: which you could google, by the way, google uh pregnant
Speaker 1: cow China. Uh. The clip shows the female cow thought
Speaker 1: to be pregnant, bending both front legs and refusing to walk,
Speaker 1: seemingly with tears in its hold on. I have the
Speaker 1: video in my defense of this being not real. Alright,
Speaker 1: when my wife was pregnant, the same thing happened. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to walk, cried. A lot of cow had
Speaker 1: been earmarked to be killed by an abator of avatur.
Speaker 1: I don't know A B, A T, T O, I
Speaker 1: r um whatever um. Anyway, it kept kneeling while being
Speaker 1: transported to the business by its owner. After it arrives
Speaker 1: at the slaughterhouse, and when the butcher tried to drag
Speaker 1: it off to the truck and into the house to
Speaker 1: be butchered, it knelt and kept crying. The heartbreaking scene
Speaker 1: was filmed by one of the workers and then uploaded
Speaker 1: to a Chinese website called wheat Chat. According to this
Speaker 1: TV stage and UH, it is likely that the cow
Speaker 1: had been pregnant, prompting it to have a stronger desire
Speaker 1: to live. After the video was widely shared, many animal
Speaker 1: lovers called the boss of the slaughterhouse in a bid
Speaker 1: to save the cow. Wouldn't you know it, they did
Speaker 1: like a go fund me, like a Chinese go fund me,
Speaker 1: whatever they do over there. They raised enough money to
Speaker 1: buy the cow from the slaughter er. They did go
Speaker 1: China fund me. That sounds like that sounds like a giant,
Speaker 1: sounds like a dish. I was gonna say, but anyway,
Speaker 1: the cow. Uh. So, the cow was brought to a sanctionary,
Speaker 1: a sanctuary, so they you fund yeah, pretty much. So anyway,
Speaker 1: they literally saved the cow's life. People in the cow.
Speaker 1: Now it's uh at a temple and as soon as
Speaker 1: so here, listen to what the cow. Listen to what
Speaker 1: the cow did. The cow dumped over the moon knelt again,
Speaker 1: an apparent gesture to thank its saviors. It kept its
Speaker 1: posture for as long as one minute. Maybe it just
Speaker 1: has busted knees. Nope, it stayed there for one whole
Speaker 1: minute in front of the driver. After it arrived at
Speaker 1: the temple. As a thank you, the cow cry. It
Speaker 1: was a crying cow. Okay, it was not a crying cow.
Speaker 1: First of all, maybe they have a cutting onions. I
Speaker 1: just I Honestly, when I read this story and then
Speaker 1: when I saw the video, I'll play, Well, you can't
Speaker 1: really see anything but podcast. And the guy's talking in
Speaker 1: Chinese or Cantonese or something. So some Cantonese is a
Speaker 1: dialect of yees see, he might be I think it
Speaker 1: may be cantony whatever he's talking, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not an expert. You're not an expert on the
Speaker 1: Chinese languages. Yeah, you don't say, you know, I'm not.
Speaker 1: But anyway, he Unfortunately, you don't say one of my
Speaker 1: favorite dishes of le brown sauce. You don't say, uh
Speaker 1: next to the cream of some young guy. I didn't
Speaker 1: do that. That That was scary. That was scary. Come on,
Speaker 1: those are the oldest Chinese. I'm not in the book.
Speaker 1: Stop you're doing you're the one that started it. No,
Speaker 1: but anyway, chow fund me page. Okay, that's fine, that's fine,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Okay, I didn't say cream of some young
Speaker 1: that's not that's terrible. After about what you're about to
Speaker 1: do in a couple of minutes. What am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: What am I gonna do? I don't know. You sit
Speaker 1: home like a twelve year old boy playing with your election.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that to say, we'll get that at
Speaker 1: next Okay, anyway, my very my point is this. Do
Speaker 1: you think the cow was like, don't kill me, but
Speaker 1: all the other cows another bulls rather that that get
Speaker 1: that taken to the abati By the way, abati means slaughterhouse.
Speaker 1: Also it's speed metal band. Wasn't ever a fan of them,
Speaker 1: but there it was a band called Abatoar. I just
Speaker 1: think that this is a field good story of the
Speaker 1: year so far, and and it should be reckoned the
Speaker 1: old good story. Yeah. I mean after I show the
Speaker 1: video and the cow, I saw what the cow was
Speaker 1: doing this. The cow had to know and then you
Speaker 1: have to know the I know what's behind those doors
Speaker 1: and they're gonna chop me up? What if he? What if?
Speaker 1: What if the ow just didn't want to go anywhere
Speaker 1: else because it wanted to give birth in an area
Speaker 1: it knew it wasn't it wasn't ready to give birth.
Speaker 1: It didn't drop the baby, no, but it's probably still.
Speaker 1: Animals are territorial. They pick out a spot where they
Speaker 1: want to nest or give birth. So you think it's
Speaker 1: an absolute coincidence. I think The cow didn't want to
Speaker 1: leave its pasture where it was because it knew it
Speaker 1: one it had created an area where it wanted to.
Speaker 1: That's the case. All cows would do that, and then
Speaker 1: it wouldn't. It would be the same thing every day.
Speaker 1: It might be routine. This is not routine. They say
Speaker 1: that normally this is the only cow that maybe was
Speaker 1: born with it, like like like Planet of the Apes.
Speaker 1: It just knew where Caesar the only monkey if I
Speaker 1: remember the I didn't see the recent ones. But Caesar
Speaker 1: was genetically modified or whatever it was. Don't tweet me.
Speaker 1: He had the brain of a human. Well he was smart.
Speaker 1: He could learn. Okay, so that's he's saying, this is
Speaker 1: the smart cow. I think, so this cow. So then
Speaker 1: riddle me this, batman. Why was the cow crying? There
Speaker 1: was There was tears that was shed. You could see
Speaker 1: tears coming off this What if? What if the cow
Speaker 1: is in from kneeling because he's got bad knees. Okay,
Speaker 1: the cows on the on the Keto diet. Then White
Speaker 1: did the cow show it's appreciation for a full minute
Speaker 1: after temples was still bad. So you're not buying this.
Speaker 1: You think this is a bunch of I don't know
Speaker 1: in a country. In Asian countries, they people bow right,
Speaker 1: maybe the cow is bowing bowing cow. Oh, but a
Speaker 1: crying cows okay, a kneeling cow. You're in what I say?
Speaker 1: The cows bowing a bow? Cows for me? Bow bow,
Speaker 1: brown cows? Right? Come on about cow. And by the way,
Speaker 1: what what if you milk that cow? Won would come
Speaker 1: out of the cow? Milk milk, not white nott milk.
Speaker 1: Nate from our show was like, no, I grew up
Speaker 1: in here in Pennsylvania called funding the white and called
Speaker 1: it white milk. I'm like, fuck you, and where you
Speaker 1: came from, it's not white milk. People in the South
Speaker 1: right now are disagreeing with you. You don't white milk
Speaker 1: a cow. You just milk the cow. So he was like, well, Nates, Nates,
Speaker 1: it's on a menu. It's coming out as milk, Nate,
Speaker 1: unless you live in the South, they put the word
Speaker 1: white in front of you. Hey, okay, let's describe the color.
Speaker 1: We've had to me. Some of these people have not
Speaker 1: heard that. Okay. So the point is, milk is milk.
Speaker 1: You don't need to call it white milk. It's milk.
Speaker 1: But what about chocolate milk. Yeah, you call that chocolate milk.
Speaker 1: Go into a restaurant and order milk, and if they
Speaker 1: go white or chocolate, you just say milk again. At
Speaker 1: some point they're gonna bring you up milk and it
Speaker 1: will be white because it's milk. I agree with you, Brodie.
Speaker 1: I just like to see it turn red. It's like,
Speaker 1: do you have to order clear water? No? Eat water?
Speaker 1: It's water? Well, what about bud light, Selker? I don't
Speaker 1: know alright, anyway, I'm done with I just wanted to
Speaker 1: say the story. You're not buying it. I think I
Speaker 1: think he is. Why I don't want to believe that
Speaker 1: that was real. Why cheeseburgers. I enjoy cheeseburgers, and someday
Speaker 1: I'll get a steak dinner. But now you're gonna tell
Speaker 1: me Brodie, I can't take any steak dinner because the
Speaker 1: cow might have been crying when they brought him to
Speaker 1: the abbat r. Well, anyway, this cat lives on Look
Speaker 1: at Google it it's there. Do you see the video
Speaker 1: for yourself? Are you gonna swallow that cuke as a whole? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not a want I want to talk about what
Speaker 1: you did. On your vacation, because man, oh man, you
Speaker 1: must have been all right, you know it's very funny,
Speaker 1: but you must have been bored. No, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you get in first of all, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you discover this, okay, So I would never play with
Speaker 1: my I don't don't say the name, but Amazon's Echo,
Speaker 1: the Amazon Echo just had a new feature a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, maybe a month ago at this point.
Speaker 1: And by the way, don't tweet me. It was six
Speaker 1: weeks ago. I got it on the front ship. Please,
Speaker 1: you can now get Samuel L. Jackson to be the
Speaker 1: voice of your Alexa. That's what they tell you, your
Speaker 1: Echo Dot. Instead of the the woman's voice, you get
Speaker 1: Samuel L. Jackson. Apparently he went and recorded a bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff. Obviously he couldn't record every single word needed,
Speaker 1: but he recorded a bunch of stuff. So for it
Speaker 1: wass on sale normally maybe I think two dollars or
Speaker 1: two forty nine, whatever it is, it was on sale. Hey,
Speaker 1: if you want Samuel Jackson, Like, how cool would that be?
Speaker 1: Samuel Jackson says, get the funk out of bed. So
Speaker 1: it says when you go to download it, he curses
Speaker 1: and it says parental warning. Samuel L. Jackson does use
Speaker 1: adult language. And I saw him on late night talk
Speaker 1: shows and he talked about So I'm like, wow. Because
Speaker 1: the problem with Alexa versus Google Home, Google Home will curse.
Speaker 1: It will repeat what you wanted to repeat. Right if
Speaker 1: you sell Alexa. If you say, Simons, say that a
Speaker 1: woman's name, right, Oh my god, by the way, we
Speaker 1: must beat now. And then you say, Simon says good morning,
Speaker 1: it will say good morning. It repeats. You have to
Speaker 1: Simon says, you say, you say the name, We're not
Speaker 1: gonna say, right, Simon says, and it repeats it. Right. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you have to ask, but it's not just Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 1: You have to say, Hey, ask Samuel L. Jackson. Inform
Speaker 1: me what is the weather? Then Samuel L. Jackson, Well,
Speaker 1: then say it's third and nine degrees right. I have
Speaker 1: not figured out a way to get Samuel L. Jackson
Speaker 1: the curse, but it reminded me whenever I want Alexa
Speaker 1: to say something, if I want Alexa explain something that
Speaker 1: might be considered adult, she won't say it. So I
Speaker 1: started experimenting, and you started out. That's how you fell
Speaker 1: into this right, you know what it was? I said,
Speaker 1: I wanted Alexa to say the P word. Of course,
Speaker 1: the U S S y. I was like, I said,
Speaker 1: for no other reason than your own personal pleasure? No,
Speaker 1: I just whatever. So she won't say it. So I
Speaker 1: tried to get her to say other words. She won't
Speaker 1: say the C word. What were you doing when you
Speaker 1: like laying in bed naked like wanting her to you?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you just this is all out
Speaker 1: of curiosity. I was having a conversation with a friend
Speaker 1: about the stupid things that you won't say. So she
Speaker 1: won't say. She won't say pussycat. Yeah, unless you unless
Speaker 1: you say it in a way like if you say
Speaker 1: lick my pussycats, you won't say it. So I started
Speaker 1: wondering what she would say, what she wouldn't say. So
Speaker 1: my friend and I were comparing notes on words we
Speaker 1: remembered she wouldn't say. So I tried to get her
Speaker 1: to say body parts and it was very interesting, though scary.
Speaker 1: Do you think from a vocabulary standpoint from working on
Speaker 1: the radio, is there a difference between the male genitalia
Speaker 1: and the female genital Penis and penis immagin same right, equal?
Speaker 1: Same thing equal equals in my world. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: it's the Yeah that one is exactly. One is neither
Speaker 1: more or less sexual or dirty. Yeah, I play the clipper.
Speaker 1: Alexa Simon says vagina. Sorry, I'm not sure. Alexa Simon
Speaker 1: says penis, penis. Alexa Simon says women have vaginas, Women
Speaker 1: have vaginas. Alexa Simon says men have penises, men have penises.
Speaker 1: Alexa Simon says, kiss my vagina. Mm hmmm, I don't
Speaker 1: know that. Alexa Simon says, kiss my penis, kiss my penis.
Speaker 1: Alexa Simon says, lick my penis, lick my penis. Alexa
Speaker 1: Simon says, lick my vagina. Mm hmmm, I don't know that.
Speaker 1: One sounds like a married man. Say so she thinks
Speaker 1: vagina is a dirty word. Yeah, or it's more sexual.
Speaker 1: I can say like my penis, but I can't say
Speaker 1: like my vagina. She won't say it. Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 1: I said. I said, we're happened to equal opportunity, we're
Speaker 1: our equal rights. I said, say penis. She says penis.
Speaker 1: To say vagina, that's silence, nothing, that's silence. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not right. What is what is so is? I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what is the difference. I guess vagina
Speaker 1: is a dirty No. But somebody, well something might say,
Speaker 1: but but but somebody programmed the computer, right, someone programmed
Speaker 1: that wrote the code obviously thinks anything involving the vagina,
Speaker 1: it's worse. Well, who is that person to decide for
Speaker 1: everybody else? I don't is it? Is it a it's
Speaker 1: not a lesbian, it's it's not. Is it a straight guy? No?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not saying it's it's I'm not
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to blame. That's not equal. I'm not right. Are we're
Speaker 1: gonna complain? No? I look, let's go should call on Amazon.
Speaker 1: Let's call Amazon and they will call us right back.
Speaker 1: If you call the number, they'll call you right back.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmm. Okay, okay. When your phone rings,
Speaker 1: pick it up. So watch the hotline. That's gonna say
Speaker 1: for calling Amazon that I'm now collecting or service. Your
Speaker 1: call maybe recorded for quality and training purposes. Please hold
Speaker 1: while we connect you with a customer service associate. It's quick,
Speaker 1: it's quick. Watch hello, Watch I mean you think they'd
Speaker 1: be able to afford an employee to pick up within
Speaker 1: twenty seconds. It's two days. It's two day call. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you for contacting the Amazon Echo department. I have
Speaker 1: a possible chance or Yes, I'm having a problem with
Speaker 1: my uh my echo, my dot, and I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: you could help me. Um, I can't get it to
Speaker 1: say certain words. It won't say it. They're not dirty words,
Speaker 1: but they won't say the words, and so it'll uh,
Speaker 1: go ahead, what we can say? Oh? Yeah, Uma, go ahead? Fish.
Speaker 1: I want I want you to I want to play
Speaker 1: a clip for you of I recorded me talking to
Speaker 1: the dot and you'll hear clearly we'll talk about male
Speaker 1: parts but not female parts. So let me play you
Speaker 1: the clip I recorded myself. And then at the end
Speaker 1: of it, it's like twenty seconds. Explain to me why
Speaker 1: it won't say what it's not saying. Go ahead, here's
Speaker 1: the clip. They I'm doing something wrong. Alexa Simon says vagina. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Alexa Simon says penis penis. Alexa Simon
Speaker 1: says women have vaginas. Women have vaginas. Alexa Simon says
Speaker 1: men have penises. Men have penises. Alexa Simon says, kiss
Speaker 1: my vagina. Mm hmmm, I don't know that. Alexa Simon says,
Speaker 1: kiss my penis, kiss my penis. Okay, so you see
Speaker 1: that it won't say vagina. It says you can say
Speaker 1: kiss my penis, but it won't say kiss my vagina.
Speaker 1: It won't say the same things you say about a penis.
Speaker 1: It won't say about a vagina. Why is that? Um?
Speaker 1: All right, let me let me chip that here. Let
Speaker 1: me to the info on the is it echoed, third generation,
Speaker 1: the third generation. Yeah, all right, let me put up
Speaker 1: on person, put up your your account. I was the
Speaker 1: email on your Amazon account here? You know what it's
Speaker 1: my wife's and I don't. I don't know the email
Speaker 1: address that's associated with the account. I apologize, all right,
Speaker 1: that's fine, all right. So what I'm gonna do, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna check here in my end, maybe some INFU and
Speaker 1: the dots if they have a specific um, yeah, just
Speaker 1: taken away it being his vagina section. See what that is?
Speaker 1: Because I have I have daughters and they're very upset
Speaker 1: about it. They feel dirty. Alright, let me put you
Speaker 1: in cold that right back, all right, Ye, all right,
Speaker 1: he's actually checking now he's looking up the vagina code.
Speaker 1: He's looking that up. It's like the Da Vinci code. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right now he's asking people. He's asking people right now
Speaker 1: for help. That's good, Hey Bob, why doesn't she say vagina?
Speaker 1: It's a valid question. I very expense and you I
Speaker 1: gotta say, we didn't mock. I sat there. I shut
Speaker 1: my mic off because I was about to ask inappropriate questions. Right, No,
Speaker 1: but no, we want to be taken seriously for a change,
Speaker 1: And you asked. You're very straightforward about it. Right. He's
Speaker 1: looking up, he's asking. He's excuse me, Hey, hey, he's
Speaker 1: gonna be takeing hr at some Hey hey Mary, why
Speaker 1: is vagina dirty than penis? And she's gonna report him.
Speaker 1: I mean, but you have a you have a point.
Speaker 1: But he's looking right now in the manual. He's got
Speaker 1: the big book. He's opening the book. Book. Very important.
Speaker 1: Will be answered by the first available customer service representative.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get an answer here. We're gonna get an
Speaker 1: answer from the good people of Amazon. By the way,
Speaker 1: I have a gripe about Amazon. You can't there's no way.
Speaker 1: Don't even look it up trying to prove me wrong.
Speaker 1: There is no way any longer I removed it from
Speaker 1: the website that you can see how much your gift
Speaker 1: card is worth without first attaching it to your account.
Speaker 1: Well that's the scamboni right there, scamboni, because then you're
Speaker 1: already halfway in, right, Like, if you're like, oh, how
Speaker 1: much is this gift card? Maybe give it as a gift.
Speaker 1: You don't want you attach it your balls, deep ball,
Speaker 1: you're gonna use it, right, You're like, oh, if a
Speaker 1: gift trying to spend it, there's a better chance you
Speaker 1: already have shipped in your card anyway from last time. Right,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna hit the one clicks. But there used
Speaker 1: to be a button that said put the code in
Speaker 1: you want to redeem it or just get the value
Speaker 1: that The button's gone. Yeah, and I already called the
Speaker 1: Amazon They confirmed it. You know what button has not
Speaker 1: gone to click on one? Can we say that the
Speaker 1: one click delivery that's still there? All right? What do
Speaker 1: we learn? All right? Hey, thanks for holding all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: no problem. Do we get to the bottom of the vagina.
Speaker 1: It's weird because we have a few equip devices here
Speaker 1: on in our own department I didn't try it with
Speaker 1: one of them also, but it's it's the same issue
Speaker 1: for some reason. So what what? What? What? What? What
Speaker 1: did you say to the go oh? I said, I
Speaker 1: thinking that that you were saying to a mirrors that
Speaker 1: was like what your phone broke up? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 1: I think they I think someone, you know, when they
Speaker 1: say that somebody might be listening on the call, I
Speaker 1: think someone was listening and cut the fucking call off,
Speaker 1: Like what the what is this guy trying to do?
Speaker 1: Should we should we do it again? Like that guy
Speaker 1: actually went because I did it. It didn't he goes
Speaker 1: at the same I think you got the answer he
Speaker 1: did it. I wanted to say, I said the same
Speaker 1: to you. He wasn't okay, did you hear what he did?
Speaker 1: At the very end, he wasn't about to repeat what
Speaker 1: you said. He just said I said what you said.
Speaker 1: The fact that he sat there and to his coworkers
Speaker 1: and maybe seven people they must have heard the apartment
Speaker 1: Simon says Vagina, they're all trying it at one. Everybody
Speaker 1: listened to this podcast to try it. If you have
Speaker 1: an Alexa, I bet you Google Home says I would
Speaker 1: tell everybody listening to this podcast to ask Amazon for
Speaker 1: the answer. Yeah, that's right. I asked him why it
Speaker 1: won't save vagina and he confirmed it. He did. All right,
Speaker 1: I got two more clips. You won't play another clip.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's do the Okay, so um. On
Speaker 1: a satellite radio, there's an adult channel. Okay, so uh,
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't even my car, I mean my
Speaker 1: friend's car. He's got the satellite radio and he's he's
Speaker 1: scanning around for different channels, and the adult channel is
Speaker 1: near the it's in the three hundreds I think. So
Speaker 1: it's near rock bar. We were listening to rock bars,
Speaker 1: so we're scrolling to get to rock bar, which is anyway,
Speaker 1: he he had it's the Vivid Adult Point. I don't know,
Speaker 1: so we you know, I really don't. I don't know
Speaker 1: who owns the Vivid. I think I think it's uh,
Speaker 1: I think it's called because they changed the name. I
Speaker 1: think it's Vivid all right. Anyway, So there's a there
Speaker 1: was a point Okay, you know Joe So, the host
Speaker 1: of the show is a Point star and when you
Speaker 1: hear the clip, she's so putting on the oh yeah voice,
Speaker 1: but she's interviewing a woman who's a point star talking
Speaker 1: about this new website she's launching and how she's gonna
Speaker 1: start filming her own porn videos and doing live stuff
Speaker 1: on the website. And so she says, Oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: What kind of cool stuff sexually are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Let's see how creatively dot com? That's sexy. So guys,
Speaker 1: right side down the sis not up yet, but that
Speaker 1: will be the link to her online website for all
Speaker 1: her exclusive content. So what are you gonna be shooting
Speaker 1: on a site? Um? Lots of girl girls? Um? I
Speaker 1: want to do lots of fun creative scenes like lots
Speaker 1: of young girls. You know, Um, what was it? What else?
Speaker 1: I want to get other girls on there? And that's
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, she's very sexual, she's sexy content. Want
Speaker 1: to play that again. But here's what she here's what
Speaker 1: she's gonna do on this great new site. She's gonna
Speaker 1: do some girl girl she can get some girls on,
Speaker 1: maybe some young girls and then other girls. That's the three.
Speaker 1: This is how creative she's So play it again, listen
Speaker 1: to what kind of contact? Now? This reminds me of
Speaker 1: like get you game on yea dot com? So guys,
Speaker 1: right down yet, but that will be the link to
Speaker 1: her online website for all her exclusive content content. I
Speaker 1: heard that right away, but not listen to her. You
Speaker 1: have to have a voice assaultry voice, like yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so that we did episode one twelve like this and
Speaker 1: have lots of content. She'll play it again and listen
Speaker 1: to the three really unique and different things this crazy
Speaker 1: Point Star is going to do just like original original stuff.
Speaker 1: You can do stuff with like monkeys said the same
Speaker 1: thing three different ways, but webs and chains, lots of
Speaker 1: girl girls. Um, I want to do lots of fun
Speaker 1: creative scenes, like lots of young girls. You know, was
Speaker 1: it what else? I want to get other girls on there.
Speaker 1: And that's for sure. She's very sexual. She's she's like,
Speaker 1: she's very sexual. You know. I think she missed her
Speaker 1: calling to be a surgeon. Yeah, I love the poet.
Speaker 1: She goes lots of creative, fun scenes. I'm thinking not
Speaker 1: very creative. Zero, there was zero creativity. And she said
Speaker 1: the same thing. I'm gonna do second girl girl and
Speaker 1: like lots of young girls and young girls and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some other girls and yeah, oh okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well, you know, consider the source. By the way,
Speaker 1: we did listen to a couple of minute, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I edited out the name of it. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: She's not a lesbian where she only does girls. She
Speaker 1: was talking about very graphic sexual acts with men. But
Speaker 1: when asked what she's gonna do, I think he's just
Speaker 1: her mind went blank or something. She, by the way,
Speaker 1: is not the voice of Alexa, because if she was,
Speaker 1: she would say vagina a whole lot of times, a
Speaker 1: thousand times. Okay. Now here's wine cave. Okay. So you
Speaker 1: know how sometimes we grammar police each other all the time, okay,
Speaker 1: And sometimes I played clips of newscasters and I go,
Speaker 1: that's wrong grammatically. In this clip, they were talking about
Speaker 1: wine caves. Now, just to give you the story, Uh,
Speaker 1: Mayor pee boot a Jedge running for president. He had
Speaker 1: a fundraiser in a wine cave. Yeah it's some wine place.
Speaker 1: Was very expensive and he raised a lot of money.
Speaker 1: So people giving him ship like, oh he went to
Speaker 1: a wine cave. Whatever, whatever, It doesn't matter politically, what
Speaker 1: you can whatever. So they're doing a story on wine caves.
Speaker 1: The woman's doing the story. The guy sounds like me,
Speaker 1: here we go. Wine cave was the buzzword is it?
Speaker 1: Is it? It is a thin and it was the
Speaker 1: buzzword of the night. Why is that thing cave relevant?
Speaker 1: Such big trouble? But first, this week's global energy. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she says the buzzword of the day is wine cave.
Speaker 1: It's two words. Wine cave was the buzzword, and and
Speaker 1: then then she says, but it's the buzzword of the day.
Speaker 1: He goes, buzzwords. Yeah, yeah, So all right, where was that?
Speaker 1: That wasn't on the Vivid channel. That was that was
Speaker 1: some news show I was watching and it was on TV.
Speaker 1: He totally called her out on television. Um, speaking of which,
Speaker 1: last night, I didn't bring it the audio. Um, what
Speaker 1: we have to take a quick break. But okay, we
Speaker 1: could do this on the other side. I don't do
Speaker 1: one more. There's a YouTube video. There's no audience the title. Now,
Speaker 1: there's a four four coming out new Thor movie. It's
Speaker 1: not it's gonna be out in a a couple of years,
Speaker 1: but they're they're casting right now. So apparently Christian Baiale
Speaker 1: is going to play a role in that movie. Right.
Speaker 1: There's a character in the Thor universe. His name is
Speaker 1: Beta ray Bill he's sort of a horse face horse alien.
Speaker 1: Long story short, I know the comic, but so people
Speaker 1: were thinking he might be playing Beta ray Bill. So
Speaker 1: I was looking for a video that had some information
Speaker 1: on and the video said Beta ray Bill cast as
Speaker 1: Christian Bale. No, the horse is not going to play
Speaker 1: Christian Bale. Christian Bale was cast as Beta rey Bill,
Speaker 1: but the video said Beta rey Bill cast as Christian Bale. Okay,
Speaker 1: and stand, I'm saying, did you complain? I did put?
Speaker 1: I put, I posted on that. I go, that's not
Speaker 1: what you mean. You haven't met me back. Here was
Speaker 1: the buzzword and scary my, oh my time is flying here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta medium rand them.
Speaker 1: What do you got? I got listen stuff, but I
Speaker 1: wanted it took well, did you, uh? What do you
Speaker 1: do for New Year's? I mean people have wanted to know.
Speaker 1: They asked us where we were, Where I was. I
Speaker 1: don't care where you want to come on? I mean
Speaker 1: I obviously, I mean you were playing with you where
Speaker 1: you are? Hold on? I have audio here. I wanted
Speaker 1: to play hold on. I gotta I gotta put the
Speaker 1: audio all the way up because this is classic scary. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't have audio of your New Year's Eve, but
Speaker 1: you do not want year? Well, hold on, I think
Speaker 1: this is you what your family. I want to play
Speaker 1: a video and I want you to hear how long
Speaker 1: after the first person says something that you say something,
Speaker 1: hold on here, just gonna give him a treat? Okay here, okay,
Speaker 1: So that's your brother. Your brother gave you a dog treaty.
Speaker 1: You didn't want to take it, and then what you
Speaker 1: did was you threw it. Threw it. You threw it
Speaker 1: like a hand grenade, like get this away from me.
Speaker 1: You're like, no, I didn't. Your brother said give this
Speaker 1: to the dog. That means okay, so you're handed to
Speaker 1: the dog and the dog takes you throw it. I
Speaker 1: want to explain what dog wasn't even looking take it.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, why do you hate dogs? I don't
Speaker 1: hate dogs. We were about to eat dinner. I just
Speaker 1: washed my hands, and my brother said, let's give my
Speaker 1: dog a treat. My my brother has a coregy named Butters. Butter.
Speaker 1: So Butters was over the house first time, or it's
Speaker 1: maybe a second time in the Scary Jones household, not mine,
Speaker 1: my parents. Yeah, you wouldn't have a dog in your house.
Speaker 1: I've accepted, I would accept the pet do you want?
Speaker 1: Except how long have you lived, Scary? I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever had actually anything that you have. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever had a pet in my house. No,
Speaker 1: you haven't. Never once. I didn't know bald freak RANI.
Speaker 1: I had his dog, and you hated it. Thought that
Speaker 1: dog has a temperate problem here. That dog's an asshole.
Speaker 1: Although I hear that he's been given CBD and he's
Speaker 1: calmed down. All right, he's actually a little bit he's
Speaker 1: not as rough around the edges anyway. You'll know. You'll
Speaker 1: notice Scary no longer has a CBD client because he
Speaker 1: didn't mention it right there exactly. Okay, So butters was
Speaker 1: it was time for a treat. But I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to give him a treat. So as he's hit,
Speaker 1: my brother's handing me the dog treat, he says, all right,
Speaker 1: now you gotta put your hand down towards the floor,
Speaker 1: because you know they're very low off the ground. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Ben down, let the dog take the treat out of
Speaker 1: the palm of your hand. Yeah. But then the dog
Speaker 1: then has to stick his face in my hand. It's
Speaker 1: not licking, licking and licking and licking my my palm.
Speaker 1: You think it takes. You're not putting tomato sauce on
Speaker 1: your hand. It was a treat, will and you throw
Speaker 1: it like he was on fire. So I said, I said, Butters,
Speaker 1: go get it. I was trying to combine the concept
Speaker 1: of dog you treat with fetch. Okay, fetch. The dog
Speaker 1: moved three feet slowly, came over to me and wild
Speaker 1: over to me, and then I'm like, hey, go get it.
Speaker 1: And I threw it. I threw it down the hall. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I post the video because the dog was four feet away.
Speaker 1: You said, hey, Butters, the second it started walking towards you,
Speaker 1: you throw it as if as if it was like
Speaker 1: a disease. Why do you hate dogs? I don't hate dogs.
Speaker 1: I'm just not comfortable around. What was the last time
Speaker 1: you touched one? You pet one? My pet dogs all
Speaker 1: the time. No, you don't. When us brings back, so
Speaker 1: here you go, hey, Max, and you wave at it.
Speaker 1: You wave at the dog. I don't wave at the dog.
Speaker 1: I get down to his level. Now there was a
Speaker 1: newborn baby. There was another video is a visual. I
Speaker 1: can't plan on the podcast. Baby Jack, Baby Jack, your brother,
Speaker 1: your brother Stephen not an Italian name, was holding was
Speaker 1: holding the baby, and I was thinking he would like, uncle, scary,
Speaker 1: you want to hold the baby. You would not hold
Speaker 1: that baby. I did it off camera. I didn't do
Speaker 1: it for the camera. It's not on the camera. Did happen?
Speaker 1: It's awkward the way that I was holding Okay, if
Speaker 1: you must know, they filmed me holding the baby. I
Speaker 1: want that footage. Nope, deleted. We're not posting this deleted.
Speaker 1: What did you do wrong? It's just just just throw
Speaker 1: it to the dog. Meeting kids, kids and kids and
Speaker 1: I kids and with kids with kids. They're not with
Speaker 1: with kids with kids. We're not We're not compatible, like
Speaker 1: oil and water. What did you do? What did you do?
Speaker 1: How did you hold it? By the way, was a colloquy?
Speaker 1: Did you ask, well, I didn't pick the kids? You
Speaker 1: ask I picked the kid up on the scruff of it.
Speaker 1: Did you ask if Jack was colloquy? Did you ask
Speaker 1: if Jack was colloquy? I did, yeah, you know, but
Speaker 1: I'm trying to crazy. Did you make the face of
Speaker 1: accomplishment here? I'm I'm I'm a little I'm a little no, no, no,
Speaker 1: here's why, here's why this bothers me. Okay, what what
Speaker 1: when I see a little infant, okay, as opposed to
Speaker 1: the big infant. I know that they have soft spots
Speaker 1: in their head that that if you if they have
Speaker 1: that and they hit the soft spot in the in
Speaker 1: the wrong way, they could leave them with brain damage
Speaker 1: and they could die. Like you don't want you so
Speaker 1: so because his skull was very soft, you know, like
Speaker 1: there's a part of that it might be colloquy. You
Speaker 1: don't want that. I I don't, and I want to
Speaker 1: make sure that his head is propped up right. It
Speaker 1: just was awkward. And then second the second I took
Speaker 1: the kid, it started pidgeoning. It started like oh, the nerve,
Speaker 1: the legs, the legs was starting to like go everywhere,
Speaker 1: like Jack. Jack is about a month and a half,
Speaker 1: a month and a half, so he's ready to run.
Speaker 1: It's just I'm awkward with kids, awkward and dogs. Not
Speaker 1: with dogs, No, you're awkward with both because I've never
Speaker 1: didn't grow up with them. Come on, you grew up
Speaker 1: with dogs your entire life, and you didn't grow up
Speaker 1: with women. You're you're decent with them. Come on, brody, okay,
Speaker 1: do you have the video of you and uh the
Speaker 1: champagne the champagne clip. What about the champagne clip? Like scary?
Speaker 1: What are you drinking? It was New Years You're like, no,
Speaker 1: none of that, it's all gone. I didn't download that.
Speaker 1: I thought I did. I thought I downloaded it, and
Speaker 1: I didn't download it. So if I did you kiss
Speaker 1: your wife at midnight? No? No, because we had that
Speaker 1: was a hard note. I'll tell you why I didn't
Speaker 1: kiss my my wife at midnight. We had a house
Speaker 1: full of kids. My youngest daughter had friends over that party.
Speaker 1: We were running around, serving snacks and pizza, and then
Speaker 1: when midnight came, it was sort of like we were
Speaker 1: running around. Uh, I'm trying to get my kids attention.
Speaker 1: And then I wanted to call my mom because she
Speaker 1: was home alone, so I called my mom. That's why
Speaker 1: I didn't at the minute of midnight. I called my
Speaker 1: mom like a minute after, thirty seconds after midnight. Alright,
Speaker 1: that's why that's fair. That's fair. Um, you didn't kiss
Speaker 1: your wife. I kissed my girlfriend. You didn't kiss your wife, though,
Speaker 1: don't be a dick. Don't bead deck. Don't be that guy.
Speaker 1: She reads the email. Uh yeah, read some stuff talk
Speaker 1: that sounds like it's mail time. Welcome, you've got mail.
Speaker 1: You can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Also on our Facebook page. This
Speaker 1: This one came from the Facebook page right to the
Speaker 1: email from Anthony Hopkins. Say, Hey guys, Fava bean, I
Speaker 1: hope you guys had a great Christmas, Hanukah and New Year.
Speaker 1: Slice for Life and Truck Driver started from episode zero
Speaker 1: and now I'm on my second, almost third full run
Speaker 1: through of this podcast. Gotta say it absolutely gets me
Speaker 1: through my long ast days. Coming to New York for
Speaker 1: a long weekend in a few weeks with my fiance,
Speaker 1: I was hoping you guys could recommend some fantastic places
Speaker 1: to eat. We're staying near Homeboken, but we are obviously
Speaker 1: venturing into the city. We are both adventurous eaters, from
Speaker 1: raw sushi to the traditional steakhouse for the benefit of skiing.
Speaker 1: We are looking to stay in the two dollar signed
Speaker 1: price range. That's more Brodie's not mine. Um, all right,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna email him back with some suggestions. I
Speaker 1: guess make sure to send me an invisible shirt. Don't
Speaker 1: forget to ruin it. We'll invisibly ruin it. Invisible not
Speaker 1: a problem. Jacob wrote to us with free dessert proposed
Speaker 1: to my girlfriend on December seventeenth, says Jacob barn Heart
Speaker 1: congratulations with a family ring. It was my mom's, so
Speaker 1: we needed to switch the diamond to a new ring
Speaker 1: that fit her finger. We went to the jewelry store
Speaker 1: and they said it would be ready on jan the
Speaker 1: side of the ring pot, not the diamond pot. Called
Speaker 1: on the fifth, they said it's not ready yet. Check
Speaker 1: back on the eighth. We came back on the eighth
Speaker 1: and they fucked up the ring size. On the receipt.
Speaker 1: It had the correct size, but they put the dime.
Speaker 1: They put the diamond on the wrong ring. Oh God
Speaker 1: told us we'd have to wait another week or so
Speaker 1: to get it on the right ring. We paid a
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to get it done. What should we do?
Speaker 1: This is a free they're asking what you should do.
Speaker 1: We feel like there should be some sort of competition
Speaker 1: for making us wait longer than it should have. First
Speaker 1: of all, the hundred another week. Hold on, by the way,
Speaker 1: all right, So there you go. The hundred dollars is
Speaker 1: coming off right away. You're free on the hundred. You're
Speaker 1: not paying for it because they sucked it up. But
Speaker 1: now how can they help? Now you gotta get a
Speaker 1: gift card for the place for the store another hundred
Speaker 1: off to buy on your next purchase because you had
Speaker 1: to wait to two weeks whatever it was. I can't
Speaker 1: do that. I wasn't playing attention on the diming. But
Speaker 1: you how do? He didn't get it when you wanted it,
Speaker 1: so you shouldn't have to pay for it. And now
Speaker 1: if they want to keep your business so free is even?
Speaker 1: Is not even? Now? All you have the free desert
Speaker 1: another hundred bucks? All right? Well, Jason Curley has a
Speaker 1: free dessert dobe not cash but gift card. Um. A
Speaker 1: friend of mine was so excited to tell me his
Speaker 1: free dessert story. I tell him the time. I told
Speaker 1: him all the time, even is not even? And how
Speaker 1: I got free dessert? So he told me he went
Speaker 1: to a bumper and ice bumper car event. Looks cool
Speaker 1: ice bumper car like they Oh I thought that would
Speaker 1: bumper cars made of ice? They're on the ice? Did
Speaker 1: they have one? Looks cool? But I have never done
Speaker 1: it with Manhattan with his family and was assured everyone
Speaker 1: would ride the cars together. Well, they didn't get everyone
Speaker 1: on the ride at once. He said this is unacceptable
Speaker 1: and got free passes to go ice skating whatever he wants.
Speaker 1: Damn right. He was so excited to tell me this,
Speaker 1: so I told him Brookly Boys Podcast, you have to
Speaker 1: listen to get better at it and don't be afraid
Speaker 1: to get what you are owed. Hashtag we good ah
Speaker 1: by the way, I have a good picture put on
Speaker 1: Instagram this week, Paul Hicky wants us to know that
Speaker 1: I've been listening. I've really listened to episodes zero to
Speaker 1: two over the holidays, waiting for episode one eleven this
Speaker 1: coming week. Twenty one have been played on my phone
Speaker 1: at least five times each of the last couple of years.
Speaker 1: They are just too damn good down. We don't get
Speaker 1: credit for it, but thank you. We love you. Listen
Speaker 1: to them live, Yeah, that would be nice. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go Joey Pete talking about our old friend
Speaker 1: the Jersey Kid. Here a few ways to the Jersey
Speaker 1: Kid audio files. Okay, here are a few ways to
Speaker 1: listen to the Jersey Kid. One cut the chord on
Speaker 1: your beats by Dre Headphones. Not a sponsor to skip
Speaker 1: thirty thirty times three smash your phone with an anvil
Speaker 1: from acme. I'm not a sponsor. That's a that's a
Speaker 1: road Runner reference. I want every credit I have given
Speaker 1: you guys. With him on it back, I would rather
Speaker 1: fall down a well a well over hearing him again
Speaker 1: on here. I'm finally caught up. Love what you're doing.
Speaker 1: That's tweet me his handle on Twitter at Jersey Kid. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's right, we love the Jersey Kid. I actually missed
Speaker 1: this guy, and I wish you'd come in here and
Speaker 1: pay us a visit. I know you you don't feel
Speaker 1: that way. I love the Jersey at a distance. You
Speaker 1: know what, he has his own show now here. He
Speaker 1: doesn't need to slum and hang out on the podcast.
Speaker 1: He's got his own show. He's he's you know with Greg.
Speaker 1: Take all right, So I got some stuff here. First
Speaker 1: of all, this picture was in my folder for this episode,
Speaker 1: so it's not an email, but it's a reminder. I
Speaker 1: put this on Instagram at David Brody. But I saw
Speaker 1: a really good movie on Netflix with um Ryan Reynolds
Speaker 1: called six Underground. Really good movie and I loved it.
Speaker 1: I was tweeting about it. In the middle of the movie.
Speaker 1: It's like Deadpool sense of humor, but it's like an
Speaker 1: espionage Actually, the twenty minute car scene at the beginning fantastic,
Speaker 1: really good movie. Then at the end of the movie
Speaker 1: they show a sky line of Manhattan, our city, our
Speaker 1: beautiful city. Now, if you remember, nine eleven happened and
Speaker 1: the twin towers were taken down and there was a
Speaker 1: big hole in the skyline with those of us who
Speaker 1: lived here, there was a spot by the Brooklyn Bridge
Speaker 1: where the tall buildings were gone. Yeah, and then about
Speaker 1: seven or eight years ago they started building World Trade
Speaker 1: Tower One, not called the Freedom Tower, by the way.
Speaker 1: That also pisces me off. And it's a beautiful building.
Speaker 1: We did our broadcast on there. It's the tallest building
Speaker 1: in North America, largest building in in the Northern Hemisphere,
Speaker 1: I believe, uh and and uh. But more importantly, it's
Speaker 1: the largest building, tallest building in America. In America. They
Speaker 1: show a scene of a skyline of Manhattan from a
Speaker 1: helicopter where there's no World Trade Tower One, which means
Speaker 1: it's about ten year old. Footage in a brand new
Speaker 1: movie on Netflix. Shame on you. You gotta use you
Speaker 1: gotta get some new aerial shots. I mean, what does
Speaker 1: it take? How how hard is it to take a
Speaker 1: picture of Manhattan from the past? Eight is when there's
Speaker 1: a building standing there? All right, So let's see Brie.
Speaker 1: Lynn underscore b r I I underscore Lynn. That's a
Speaker 1: lot of underscores. She spotted Peter Mullar Marshall's in Arizona. Okay, uhh,
Speaker 1: this is uh it's Mona Beach, she wrote. Nordstrom Christmas
Speaker 1: gift package never arrived. I called. I learned it was
Speaker 1: somehow canceled and no one ever told me. Unfortunate, but
Speaker 1: I got a hundred Allar gift cards, free dessert. Excited
Speaker 1: to share you. You are the master. I'm officially sharing
Speaker 1: my degree with you to make you an honorary attorney.
Speaker 1: So she's giving me her law degrees. I was excited
Speaker 1: about that. Um unjust swine. How much free dessert should
Speaker 1: I go after? When my son opens his fitbit versa
Speaker 1: box uh from a department store on Christmas and it's empty,
Speaker 1: Hash takes lives for life, I said, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Twenty dollars for your son? Being disappointed and twenty five
Speaker 1: dollars for having to go back to the store or
Speaker 1: wait for shipping, whichever you had to do. If it's
Speaker 1: makes longer than two days and you can prove it
Speaker 1: was empty, get more credit. So he wrote back, thanks
Speaker 1: for the advice. Uh, we're reading the verdict. I pulled
Speaker 1: out here's what you're gonna do for me? And I
Speaker 1: did get a new fitbit and fifty in in in
Speaker 1: merchandise credit at the Star Free Desert Slice for Life. UM,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read this one next week, and I have
Speaker 1: one more from Kenneth p. E V. A y new
Speaker 1: listener here. Guys, my name is Ken listen to your podcast.
Speaker 1: Started listening in early December. I love the chemistry you
Speaker 1: guys have together. I belly laugh at least once on
Speaker 1: every episode listened backwards from present day to one hundred
Speaker 1: Brodie calm Down. Today. I went back to episode one,
Speaker 1: and I have to say I was apprehensive that it
Speaker 1: would not be as good as they are now. Since
Speaker 1: all things evolve over time and continue to get better,
Speaker 1: I was pleasantly surprised and loved it. I will continue
Speaker 1: to listen to new episodes when they come out. However,
Speaker 1: I will fill in starting from the beginning in order.
Speaker 1: I love the rants and the banta between you. Keep
Speaker 1: up the great entertainment. Ken from Western Massachusetts, Thank you, Ken.
Speaker 1: Please make sure you check out at David Brody. I
Speaker 1: posted two girls protesting, two girls, two girls protesting at
Speaker 1: at the Climate Change March whether they were having their
Speaker 1: school gave them permission to skip school to march in
Speaker 1: the climate change right convenient? And one of them held
Speaker 1: up a sign why go to school for a future
Speaker 1: that doesn't exist? That's poignant, right, except doesn't wrong? She
Speaker 1: spelled doesn't wrong, Okay, And then you talked about what
Speaker 1: was the name of that Twitter account? So there's a
Speaker 1: Twitter account called Terrorizing Brody with pictures of Kale and
Speaker 1: they just girl keep fucking sending them, keep sending them.
Speaker 1: And I want to thank everyone for commenting on my
Speaker 1: PC that was updating on the night I had to
Speaker 1: come back to work. Uh. And then this is the
Speaker 1: last thing I want to read from Alicia Rose, and
Speaker 1: then I can get into a rand if you want.
Speaker 1: She says, this reminds me of the podcast she tweeted
Speaker 1: both of us, and it's a it's a meme. It says,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you a story, be prepared to have seven
Speaker 1: mini conversations and nineteen other stories thrown into it because
Speaker 1: I can't stay focused. Sounds like us in a nutshell.
Speaker 1: So you got anything else? Because I want to talk
Speaker 1: about what I mean. I'm good for now. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wrap this up. I'll tell you what happened to me.
Speaker 1: It's Star Wars the Rise of Skywalker, no spoilers. Went
Speaker 1: to the movies and uh with my wife and the
Speaker 1: kids and my uh, my youngest likes to collect the
Speaker 1: metal buckets of popcorn. They have different souvenir ones at
Speaker 1: the Marvel movies, the Star Wars movies, and so we
Speaker 1: got the large popcorn and a soda with our stubs
Speaker 1: rewards card. Not a sponsor, it was an AMC event.
Speaker 1: She got the large popcorn in the Star Wars tin
Speaker 1: tin bucket at the end of the At the middle
Speaker 1: of the movie, she looks over me and says, hey,
Speaker 1: my bucket has a dent in at the top. It
Speaker 1: had like a pinch so it was sharp dented. I said, well, uh,
Speaker 1: she was. I just want you know it was like
Speaker 1: that when I got it. I just I noticed it.
Speaker 1: Now when I turned the bucket around. It's dented. I said, I. Well,
Speaker 1: after the movie, I said, after the movie, we'll go
Speaker 1: and we'll take care of it, no problem. So after
Speaker 1: the movie I go up to the concession stand very nicely,
Speaker 1: and I said, excuse me, we bought the popcorn and
Speaker 1: the very expensive souvenir tin. Uh, it's got a dent
Speaker 1: in it. Can you just give me another one? There's
Speaker 1: stacks of them? He says, Um, yeah, I gotta talk
Speaker 1: to my manager all right back, What are you fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me? So I go, what were you go? What?
Speaker 1: And he walks away. So he goes around the back,
Speaker 1: out the out the big kiosk thing he's in, goes
Speaker 1: past the red velvet ropes, and he goes over to
Speaker 1: a little counter in the front by customer service. Blah blah,
Speaker 1: looks we guess, did you also have to ask his
Speaker 1: manager to take a ship? Yeah? So he comes back
Speaker 1: and he says, uh, yeah, I can't help you. Some
Speaker 1: ship is just common sense, right, get the kid of
Speaker 1: fucking right. So I so I go, what do you mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I go, what do you mean you helped me? He says, um,
Speaker 1: my manager. My manager says, there's no way to verify
Speaker 1: that you didn't dent to can Here's there's no there's
Speaker 1: no video, there's no way to approved that it was
Speaker 1: wasn't already dented that, there was no way to prove
Speaker 1: it that you didn't dent it. So I said, no,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you have videos showing me denting it. No,
Speaker 1: you do not, I said, I'm an adult. This tin
Speaker 1: is worth a dollar, but my kid likes to collect them,
Speaker 1: and it's sharp because it's dented. You think I got
Speaker 1: nothing better to do? He says, well, uh, you could
Speaker 1: talk to my manager. And it's not like you were
Speaker 1: trying to take a second one from them, right, I said,
Speaker 1: to give them the dented one, right, So I said yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, so we're all these hundreds of stacks of
Speaker 1: popcorn tents now it's they could be a number one
Speaker 1: movie this weekend. I'm sure you have a million tins.
Speaker 1: If you dented it, you just damage it out. I
Speaker 1: didn't dent it, you dinged it. You gave it my kid.
Speaker 1: She didn't notice the ding. I said, for all I know,
Speaker 1: you could have turned it as you handed it to her,
Speaker 1: so she wouldn't see the dent on the opposite side.
Speaker 1: How do I know you didn't do that. Well, you
Speaker 1: have to talk to the manage. Driving around, So I
Speaker 1: go to the manager. I went online. Excuse me, sir,
Speaker 1: can help you, he says. He says, I'm at the manager.
Speaker 1: I get the manager for you. Okay, no problem. Manager
Speaker 1: comes over here. That's manager comes over and I said,
Speaker 1: excuse me, did the gentleman behind the counter explain to
Speaker 1: you the bucket situation with my dented bucket? Yes, he did.
Speaker 1: I'd like a new bucket. Well, sir, there's no way
Speaker 1: that we can verify. I go, I just paid like
Speaker 1: nineteen dollars a ticket for three d for the five
Speaker 1: of us, and I bought popcorn and soda. Right, that's
Speaker 1: all for a hundred dollars in your movie theater. You
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna waste all this time on a pop
Speaker 1: on a dented popcorn tin. If we dented it were so,
Speaker 1: I said, if I attented it myself, he says, well, sir,
Speaker 1: I don't give me the whole We have no way
Speaker 1: to verify it. I would like a new boy. Here's
Speaker 1: what you can do for me, I said, because I've
Speaker 1: waited for you but ten minutes over there, while he
Speaker 1: walked around, and I came back with his stupid answer.
Speaker 1: Then I had to wait for you. I wasted on.
Speaker 1: I say, here's what you're gonna do for me? I said,
Speaker 1: You're gonna get me another bucket, right, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: fill it with popcorn and bring it to me for
Speaker 1: my troubles, because I've got like a little popcorn left
Speaker 1: in his tin, and you're gonna apologize to me. Or
Speaker 1: I could call the corporate office and explain to them
Speaker 1: how you don't want to give me a bucket to
Speaker 1: replace the bucket you gave me that was shop like
Speaker 1: kid could cut a finger open. I wasn't yelling, but
Speaker 1: I got to the point with him. So he says,
Speaker 1: all right, wait here a minute, I go, do you
Speaker 1: have a manager? Where are you going? Hold on? So
Speaker 1: I'm human. Now. My family is still over by the
Speaker 1: counter on the other side of the ropes. They don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. So he comes back and he goes,
Speaker 1: he goes to have a good night, gives me my
Speaker 1: bucket a popcorn. Hold on. So then Mike, I walk Now,
Speaker 1: my kids haven't seen any of this, so I wave
Speaker 1: him over, come over, and then and they said what happened.
Speaker 1: I said, the manager said I can't have a new bucket,
Speaker 1: and my daughter's face doesn't get upset. She looks at me,
Speaker 1: goes and and I go. The force is strong with me.
Speaker 1: Here's your bucket and popcorn. Boom. Fuck you manage a guy.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have to beg for a one dollar tin
Speaker 1: when I spent a hundred dollars. The other thing is
Speaker 1: this goes back to the customer service person that you
Speaker 1: you were first confronted with, the person who was there
Speaker 1: behind the counter. You can make a fucking decision by
Speaker 1: the own. His name was Tim. I don't mind saying it.
Speaker 1: Fuck you Tim. So I got the bucket and the popcorn.
Speaker 1: How did he take for Tim? Does he cannot think
Speaker 1: on his own? Does he need to go run for
Speaker 1: a manager? Is he gonna go out of business? No?
Speaker 1: Tim was the manager. So the guy before kids should
Speaker 1: have been solved. What I'm saying is, why are people
Speaker 1: that was hector Tim? Hector for not having a brain
Speaker 1: in your ship. I can't do that. All you hadna
Speaker 1: do is give me a bucket and then tell the
Speaker 1: manager this one's dented. No one's gonna No one's gonna ask.
Speaker 1: My point is I had to pull out to here's
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do for me? God, to get the
Speaker 1: damn popcorn because he didn't have the balls to look
Speaker 1: at me in the eye and say I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do that. I said, my fourteen year old daughter collects
Speaker 1: these buckets. That's what I had to do. I'm real,
Speaker 1: but I did it. Then you should too. Don't take
Speaker 1: any crap, is what I'm telling you, Brody. I don't
Speaker 1: know how do you have the fucking patients that you have.
Speaker 1: When I tell you what happened next episode at CVS,
Speaker 1: you'll you'll ask that same question. Big time problem and
Speaker 1: it only seems to come back to see the episodes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're talking on this podcast because we're from Brooklyn. Boys
Speaker 1: Boys