WEBVTT - #111: Porn Stars, Popcorn and Praying Cows 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:08.280 Guess who just got back today. The Brooklyns that had 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:12.680 been away. They both have so much to see. You know. 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:17.400 Their names are Broody and Scared by the Boys are 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:28.920 back in Sound Boys a podcasting again, Episode one eleven. 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:33.600 Happy New Year, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast or Happy whatever. 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:35.800 You may be listening to this in July, or you 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:39.159 might not follow this religion or nationality and maybe it's 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.479 Chinese New Year, or it's the Jewish New Year, in 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:44.720 which case it's okay. New Year is neither a religion 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:48.680 or a nationality. But wait, didn't In Judaism they celebrate 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:51.319 a new year every and you guys are on year 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:54.920 the four towns, like four thousand, five thousand, five thousand something, 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:59.560 seven hundred and something. The Chinese. Chinese New Year's coming up, 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:04.560 Gung High, Gung High. But that's not happening yet. Do 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:06.600 you know what it's about to be for the Chinese? 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:12.080 The Year of the Rat? Wasn't it the rat? Recently? 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:15.520 I read that it was the year the Rat coming up? 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:18.880 So you know, I mean, I don't know when that happens. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:22.640 It happens pretty soon though, Oh my goodness, Uh, why 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:26.560 you are you trying to cross reference my knowledge of 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:31.800 the Chinese culture. I thought last years the rat well, 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:34.480 and you know if if you if you're a union 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.360 yeah it's coming up. And if you're a union buster, 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.039 then it's either year of the inflatable rat, right, because 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:42.600 they put that outside your building. But we were in 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.400 a diner last week, the family and I were all 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:48.840 eating and we had those menus that have the twelve 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:53.680 or twenty whatever it is, that's twelve twelve animals and 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.040 it lists all the years. So if you're born in 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.880 this year, you are like you're a goat. It says 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:01.200 like you would be a match with someone born in 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:05.240 it's like every twelve years or every four whatever version 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:09.519 of horoscopes and and the astrological signs right. And so 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:12.080 so we're eating. You know, we're a Chinese restaurant. For Christmas, 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:14.360 we went to that. That's what we do. My people 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:20.080 hashtag tribe. Uh. And so my daughter says, she reminds uh, 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:21.959 we remind her what year I was born and my 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:25.160 wife was born. She goes, oh, you guys are on 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:30.760 a match, and my wife's like nope, like ripped that 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:35.160 stupid menu up. You know, the little place Matt knows 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:38.800 all yeah, I guess knows bad fortune and good fortune. So, 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.080 by the way, speaking who the on the on this note, 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.000 who would want to be born in the year of 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.000 the rat? I mean the year the dragon is the 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:48.560 one with the good luck, right, the big one is 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:50.760 the year the dragon. But you know, I don't believe 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:55.960 in luck. You don't believe because you haven't had I haven't. No, no, 0:02:56.200 --> 0:03:00.400 I have my point with luck. And somebody somebody texted 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:03.520 in and was like Elvis said something like, oh, if 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.440 you're getting married blah blah blah is good luck, and 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:07.600 they texted it, no, no, no, no no, no, no, that's 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:09.760 bad luck. It's good luck when you blah blah blah. 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:12.000 I'm like, listen, either you, you and your your spouse, 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:14.079 they're gonna have a good life or not not because 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:17.079 you had pepper in your pocket. Like like what I mean, 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:20.280 whatever the stupid ship was. If your life is determined 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:23.160 by a pepper packet in your pocket, then you have 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:25.600 that's not packet in your pocket. And by the way, 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.160 that's not the thing. I just made that while you're 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:29.880 watching Pepper Pig right, and you're like, oh, our marriage 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:31.600 failed because I didn't have a pepper packet in my 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.200 right pocket. It was on my left pocket. Well, there 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.360 are a lot of people that that believe that, you know, 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.080 bringing um, what is it a rabbit's foot to uh 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:41.160 to the casino gets you get you more money or not? 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.880 Good luck for the rabbit, no, awful, awful, But you know, 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:47.360 I I really people need to believe in something, right, 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:50.320 So sometimes the the stupid stitions that they're out there, 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:52.200 they well, how about you believe that none of them 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:58.080 are real? I believe in that in cynicism, okay, cynicism 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.560 and sarcasm. I did want to talk about one thing 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:02.560 as far as because this is the first show of 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:07.040 the year, New Year for us, and um, I wanted 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:11.800 to talk about New Year, New Year's, New Year's Day, 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.000 and so I UM I sent out a tweet the 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:19.080 gist of my tweet and my Facebook post. It was 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:24.800 just a reminder, it's New Year's Eve apostrophees correct new 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:27.960 year apostrophe, but it's the eve of the new year, 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.720 and it's happy New Year, right, that's the correct way 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:35.240 to say it. Now people people combined them and say 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:38.360 happy New Year's, Happy New Year's. Now I understand that 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:39.920 you could say, well, maybe they want you to have 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.800 a hundred good years. That's not what their intention was. 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.599 Your intention was to say happy New Year. Okay. So 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:47.520 I put that out there and some people who appreciate 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:50.440 good grammar were like, thank you, thank you for the reminder, 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:54.000 or that drives me crazy. Also, whatever called an asshole? No, 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:58.400 nobody called me an asshole. They called me an asshole apostrophees. Anyway, 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:02.200 So we we're on vacation for two weeks and we 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.760 had someone filling in helping out with our social media 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:07.320 while we were off, and so I get a tweet 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.320 that says, hey, I'm all about not saying Happy New 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:13.040 Year's but your Elvis dur In morning show account is 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:16.080 guilty of that. And then we went right to the account. 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:24.160 One of them said happy New Years with no apostrophees. No, no, 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.800 not no, it's not it's the No, it's the guy 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:30.880 that so he wrote he wrote Happy New Year's Eve, 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:35.479 no apostrophies, and he also wrote happy New Year's So 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:38.200 I changed it. I let him know, Hey, man, if 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:40.240 you can fill in next year, this is the deal. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.039 I also want to say, because we're starting a new year, 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:49.520 the listenership, the download amount of the people who listened 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:55.880 to episode one ten fisted and forked, uh is twice 0:05:56.760 --> 0:06:00.000 as many listens as a normal good episode for us 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:03.440 off the charts. What I need to know is why, 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.159 And I think and I think I do know why, 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:08.640 because we had that one sitting out there for three weeks. 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:11.000 It was kind of like the milk that's been in 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:14.479 the refrigerator that's just gone sour. So but but you 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:16.760 you need that last SIPs. You keep going back in, 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:19.119 or you listen to it over and over. Nobody listened 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.160 to it the day we posted it, because we can 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:23.640 see how many listens each day. So what happened was 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:28.760 we posted it on December twenty or whatever, it was like, Okay, 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:33.520 a few thousand people listened, no big deal. But on Christmas, 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:38.640 I guess when people started like getting off their jobs, 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.840 it went through the roof and since then it's been 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:45.640 like a bunch of thousands every day. I also think 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:47.880 it's because people did not listen to the big show, 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:50.120 because we had a lot of well here's here's where 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:53.320 I'm getting. I believe not only did the loyal slices 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.760 that people listen to us hardcore I listened to it. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.480 I believe the children are our future. I believe the 0:06:57.480 --> 0:07:00.640 slices are future. I believe we got a lot of 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.680 people looking for content because there was no big show. 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:04.680 We have a lot of new listeners. So if this 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:07.040 is your second new episode, we're sorry. I'm not because 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:10.080 we haven't given you any kind of yet. Here's what 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:13.080 I will say, um M, and I will read some 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:16.480 tweets and emails later in the show about people who 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.920 tried to listen out of order and apologize and went back. 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:23.040 I don't want to kick you off this episode. Go 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.760 ahead and finished this one, but we're asking you newbies 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:28.960 go back to zero and start listening. Listen in order. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:30.680 That's our big thing. And the other thing we need 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:33.680 to let you know is we we suggest you listen 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:37.240 and not download. Please do not download the episodes because 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:39.520 they're kind of like a mark against us. It's it's 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.720 so weird the way that they do their algorithms. Okay, 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.560 but we want to be able to you know, I 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:45.560 have I have a goal this year. Okay. I know 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:49.480 we've been cracking the I Heart Radio top one podcasts 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:54.440 by being nowhere, but in the Apple podcast world we're 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:56.800 not showing up. Then I want us to break their 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.520 Apple two hundred. What did it take? So does that 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:02.480 mean have to listen to the through iTunes? I don't know. 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:04.320 By the way, when you listen on iTunes, we still 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:07.360 get credit in the I Heart world because that's our company. 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:10.960 So people have been asking, well, if I listen to 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:12.520 ten episodes in one day, will that help you on 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:14.880 the top one hundred countdown? Listen? If you listen to 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:18.240 ten episodes, it helps us get clients and sponsors because 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:21.360 we can show how many people listen. But this this dinky. 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:24.160 We love it, but there's a crazy system they use 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:26.680 on the Heart radio top on Hundre podcast and I've 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:28.360 tried to explain it on Instagram, but here it is 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.520 in a nutshell. You you get credit. We get credit 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:35.640 for one person one episode per day. If you listen 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:37.920 to five, we get one. But if you were to 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:41.080 listen to an I Heart episode, then go on your laptop, 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:43.880 listen on Spotify and go on you whatever did you 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.160 change apps? We were on Pandora, were on Spotify. We 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:51.959 want to build up Spotify and play Android, Google Play. 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:54.920 So but but if you if you really want to 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:57.280 hook us up, if you don't, if you download it, 0:08:57.360 --> 0:08:59.600 listen to five times. There's no way to catch your download. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:01.760 They can't count that. So anyway you want to help 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:03.319 us out, We want to make the top ten this year. 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:07.880 People have been texting us at before we even signed on, 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:11.840 asking about and we don't normally do phone calls. We 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.160 don't know not normally if he is not this is 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:16.680 not a New Year's resolution phone calls. No, I actually 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:18.840 I would like to take a call, one call per episode, 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.760 but Brody, then would you know I wouldn't be able 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:23.640 to rant as long? So you know, we need to 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.520 please by the way, we need somebody to like do 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.440 a little bit of both. Elvis put up a great 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.040 picture of the Morning Show and said a great year, 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.120 and there's some reference to the Brooklyn Boys, and somebody said, 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:37.400 I love the show. But other than the Disney rant, 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.959 haven'ten a lot of good rants lately, and I'm disappointed. Well, 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:42.960 I'd like to think I've been doing some good now 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.600 you've been doing amazing rants. You kid, also not every 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:49.360 episode as we do on the thing legendary rants Disney 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:51.880 was you know, I will say this, I'm a little upset, 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:55.920 hurt I've got but hurt well because I saw Elvis earlier, 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.760 and uh, he came into the studio and I'm like, oh, 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.280 you're here for Brooklyn Boys, right, He just walked right 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:04.120 past me, goes, Nope, you gotta record serial Killers. So 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.720 he he recorded an episode of the serials the Sailor 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:09.160 Killers podcast. Now we love Andrew and we love Scottie. 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.319 I binged a bunch episodes last week while I was 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:14.840 on vacation. But some serials good stuff. The episodes, episodes, 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.600 it was good, good stuff. Do you eat along with them? No? 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.360 But I but I but I write all their jingles. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:23.000 I just did a new Alison Chain's parody for them, right. 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.840 Al was thought it sucked. You don't know that, Yes 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.640 I do. Scotty Beach tell me almost thought it sucked. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:30.440 He was all that sucked. I think he said it 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.480 on their podcast. You can listen to the serial Killers 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:41.040 latest podcast here. We don't listen. To my point, the 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.160 reason why I Butthhart is I'm like, we've been begging 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:46.880 Elvis to come onto the Brooklyn Boys podcast since we started, 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:49.560 since our inception, And now shall we play the jingle 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:52.480 that I wrote for them? We haven't. I'll tell you 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:55.440 what it's called. Okay, I guess we could and then yeah, 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:58.480 we could do that, but my play right here. We 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.400 gotta get on our pocket. We need to campaign this year. 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:03.920 I feel like with all the campaign going on in 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.679 the real please was campaign right now. He asked him 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:10.040 to come on this podcast to promote, to promote his book, 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.040 and he said, I've done enough promotion. I'm exhausted. Why don't, Okay, 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:16.600 let's start this hashtag hashtag Elvis on Brooklyn Boys. You know, 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:19.520 hashtag Elvis on Brooklyn Boys. We need that, we need 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.120 to see it. Tweet it. No, you need to tweet 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:23.880 at Elvis Duran and tell him to come on the 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:27.079 Brooklyn Boys. He's not gonna see the hashtag at Elvis Duran, 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:31.280 go on the Brooklyn Boys. Try check Man with the Box, 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.520 see if that's in there? Man, See what that's in there? 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:38.840 That that song based on Man in the But correct 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:42.120 is it there? Man with the Box that I don't 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:46.360 see it now the box? Try that. I don't know 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:49.720 people and their grammar and left it's not. I don't 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:52.920 see it and I don't see it in that system. No, No, 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:56.760 we'll play next week. The point is if Scotty loved it, 0:11:56.800 --> 0:12:00.560 that's all I care about. Scott. People have been chexting us. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:02.839 Let's get a couple of people on real quick for 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:04.319 the new year, and then we'll get into we keep 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:06.880 a max like to two of the best, all right, 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:11.280 these are the two best ones? All right? Hello, Hello, Hi? 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:16.839 Who's thish Tony? Tony? Where are you from? Down? And 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:20.000 I promised Georgia? I work on four Ben And wait 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:23.880 a minute, this Tony's in Georgia. Wow, like that, I liked. 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:25.920 I'll look at the Sorry, look I see he's militarized. 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.800 Why you don't have to like that. Don't call us. 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:34.080 We are the furthest thing from That's what I'm saying. Okay, well, 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:37.120 well I get paid more on this side. Well, we 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.680 salute you. We thank you for your services. First of all, 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:43.320 service first, service first and foremost, how are you doing that? 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:47.160 As a good weather today? I started off cod but 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:50.360 that's about sixty five and well, scared. What's the weather 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:51.839 here in New York right now? Oh my god, it's 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:57.080 thirty degrees degrees? Yeah, nine degrees. That that's how my 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:59.960 morning started. But it didn't last very long. But yesterday, 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:01.319 by the time I got off work, I had my 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:04.760 c O so so I understand that you might have 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:07.360 a question before before we go into why you texted? 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:12.319 Where are you from? Original Florida, Tampa, Florida, Tampa, Florida 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:15.640 and you're working in Georgia. So so how is it 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:17.400 that you have an appreciation for a couple of idiots 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:20.439 from Brooklyn, New York. I was sturday in morning, so 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:23.200 I started listening there like this, started looking at some 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.600 of the podcasts, and I coach all around number forty, 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.480 went back to zero and been listening ever since. Started 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:33.120 from zero. Now you here, you go appreciate it. Now. 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.640 I understand you're going through some some things right now. 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:40.640 It says that you're starving because you've been doing keto. Yeah, 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.440 so you need laughs. You need laughs from the Brooklyn boys. 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.320 First of all, um, you should I don't think that 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:49.079 you should be starving if you're doing keto properly. I'm 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.760 a little concerned. There are you following it? But what 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.000 do you? What do you do? I'm following you? I'm 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:56.280 I'm starving in the point off, I missed the pastas 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.400 and the breads, and I can have some pizza, but 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:00.599 I can't have regular beats. I gotta have like the 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:02.640 one I've been having made out of chicken. There's a 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:07.360 pizza in our logo. Can stare in our podcast? Could 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:09.520 you just say the pizza is made out of chicken. 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:13.600 So if it's chicken, take you take canned chicken, like 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:16.000 the cann chicken without all the additus, right, and you 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.400 can take and drive that out and then flatten it 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:20.120 out with some farmers on cheese, and you can make 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.120 a crust out of it, okay, and then you put 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.240 sauce and cheese on it. I hate to tell you this, 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:27.080 it sounds like chicken palm to me. You're eating chicken 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.960 sauce and cheese. That's chicken palm. Yeah, pretty much, kind 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:33.000 of kind of, but I mean it's good, but it's 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:35.920 not the same as regular pizza. Hi, very good. Well listen, 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:37.440 if you come out to the other end and the 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.200 body style you want and the weight didn't good for you, 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:42.720 And about two and a half months, I've dropped almost 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:47.400 forty pounds. Oh God, bless you. Oh hey, cots, fantastic congratulations. 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.440 You know I'm doing point of the guy write before 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.360 Thanksgiving and wait to eight and I said I will 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:57.840 not weigh three hundreds. You know what it takes a 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:01.120 really really um brave person. If it takes a tough 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:02.760 man to make a tender chicken, we know that. But 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:05.160 but it also that's a produced thing. Um, but it 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:08.800 also tends somebody. Let me edit that out, fuck you. Um, 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:12.040 I gotta I gotta tell you. Um. It really does 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.920 take a lot of willpower and a lot of concentration, 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.520 and you really need to get into a zone into 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:20.440 you know, in in um yeah, in in living through 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:23.600 this and surviving this diet. Because I'm gone one right now. 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:25.240 I'm not gonna mention it because he's gonna make me 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:28.320 hit the jingle. Okay, but right now it's the first 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:30.920 week is really hard. So let us know. I want 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:32.680 you to get in touch with us somehow. Email us 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:36.320 when when it's all over, when you hit your goals. Okay, yeah, 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:38.880 I got about sixty more pounds, So hopefully in about 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:41.280 three more months i'll be there. Are you caught up 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:45.200 to the current episode with us? Yeah, I'm waiting today. 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:47.080 Hopefully it'll be download by the time I get off 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:48.800 work at four so I can listen to it on 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:50.480 the way home. All right, well listen if you can 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.320 help it, just listen to it live on the phone 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:56.320 you downloaded, we lose Listen anyway, listen, thank you, thank 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.960 you very much for what I had to go in 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:02.320 because I hard app Whenever you subscribe to a podcast 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:09.720 and automatically sets it to download, all okay, but listen. 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.080 If it does download and you want to listen to 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.200 a second time, just you know, open up iTunes or something. 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.080 Let's do it there. All right, thank you so much. 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:21.680 You know what? This man is a slice? He knows 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.800 the deal. Well, you can't have a slice, unfortunately, you 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.400 got you know what, You're a chicken slice for life exactly. 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:30.640 All right. I'll send you an invisible T shirt when 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:35.800 you meet your goals. There you go, alright done? Who's this? Hi? 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:41.200 You're you're on the Brook and Boys podcast. Yes, what's 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:46.240 your name? Yeah? Hey, oh hi Brandon, Hey Brandon calling 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:49.840 from ry Co two oh three. That would be somewhere 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:54.520 in Connecticut. Yeah, I'm over in a Prospect. Okay, now 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:58.040 it says you're okay, you're you're in Prospect, Connecticut eating. 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:01.000 I'm going to get a Sicilian slice of pizza while 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:05.040 I wait for the new podcast. Woot woot. But but 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:07.760 how good is the Sicilian that you're eating like what 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:12.760 dirt you have it? Yes, just the word. Like three 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:16.880 minutes into uh the call, I just got it right now. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:22.760 It's super crispy, really doughey. I ordered it with extra moss, 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:27.520 relig She's on top and it looks just beautiful. Would 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:29.560 you say it's about an inch and a half thick? 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:34.320 Two inches? Paint the picture? I said about an inch 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:36.760 and a half. Yeah, I definitely he's the dough dance 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:38.800 or is it more like a pillow, like a cloud 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:42.840 like like like like very sauce and it feels just 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:47.960 perfect like he is. The biggest is the big question. 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.720 Here's the big question. Did you get a corner aside? 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:53.600 Or did they screw you at the middle slice. I 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:56.320 ordered the entire pieces. I got all. Now you get 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.399 the whole pie. Okay, but you know what I got 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:00.359 to say though, the middle is sense up to our 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:03.760 friend from Georgia. He's eating uh pounded out chicken. He's 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:05.399 on the key to diet a cannon bread. What are 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:08.800 you getting into today? Well? I just finished all the 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:12.080 podcast I caught up I started like two weeks ago, 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.920 and I just binged it completely. So I finally got 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.200 the one ten Wait a minute, you started at zero 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:19.160 two weeks ago and listen to a hundred and ten 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:22.480 episodes of this ship started on the Disney, then went 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.560 back to zero and then got the Hunter and ten. Wow, 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:28.199 what are you insomniac? And listen over nights and stuff like? 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:30.640 That's a lot of hours. And what made you listen 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:34.199 to the Disney? What made you start with us? Well, 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:37.240 I have a fifteen work day most days, and I 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:42.680 worked night shift bay shift, like all day or yeah, 0:18:42.680 --> 0:18:44.840 you're not usually You're just in my headphones at work. 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:47.800 So I'm a machine operator, so I wanted some attention 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:49.760 dimensions and stuff. Yea, Now, as long as we see 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:51.399 a machine operator, you're not using like a buzz sal 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:55.040 or anything like that would chip or anything dangerous, no CNC, 0:18:55.400 --> 0:18:57.639 so I get to work on computer controls. All right, okay, 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:00.000 very well, enjoy your lunch and listen and for fifth 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:01.959 teena hours, just keep listening to the same episodes over 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:04.440 and over again. Could you text your friends? He in fact, 0:19:04.440 --> 0:19:07.320 text your entire contact list and just say hey with 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:12.280 the link that list, with the link from iTunes to Spotify, 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:16.840 and here's the Brooklyn Boys. You guys check this out 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:18.880 and then we'll we'll get a listen right. In fact, 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:22.000 everybody listening should do that today. Just text the link 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:28.040 to your entire contact list. I that yeah, my girlfriend listening? 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:33.880 And what does she think? We get really stressed out 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:36.320 with the rants and how hey, Brodie manage us to 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:41.640 argue for stuff because we have no backbone, Like I'm 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:43.720 available for I'm available for a small fail. I'll come 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:46.560 up to Brodie could pretend like he's you, Brandon, You 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:48.880 know he could. He could actually, if you need him, 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:51.560 he that that should be Brodie side hustle. Yeah, I 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:55.800 understand much he rent himself yet for how much would 0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:58.040 you charge per It depends on how big the booty 0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:00.240 is complaints, and it depends on how much I'm get 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:02.480 the booty the pipe I'm getting like fifty dollar gift card. 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:05.399 I can't charge more than fifteen bucks. Why don't you 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:09.200 do a percentage? No, it's gotta be big. If I 0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:13.240 get him a thousand dollars, I want four hundred. Would 0:20:13.280 --> 0:20:15.520 you if you knew that you had a gripe with 0:20:15.560 --> 0:20:18.160 a company and you would sick Brody on them? Would 0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:24.159 you pay Brody? You get four, you get six? I 0:20:24.160 --> 0:20:26.360 love this guy. Okay, I'm getting I'm gonna get half 0:20:26.359 --> 0:20:29.199 a pizza right there. All right for everybody listening with 0:20:29.240 --> 0:20:32.400 no backbone, Brody will be your renter. Brandon, we'll talk 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:34.159 to you on episode two hundred. We'll see if you're 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:40.399 still enjoying it. Okay, awesome, thank you, thanks for calling. Alright, alright, 0:20:40.440 --> 0:20:42.280 So a couple of gay good calls there. I see. 0:20:42.280 --> 0:20:44.160 I told you we're still gonna ge people who tweet 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:47.639 is going. I want the phone calls to go to the 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:55.600 the way of the birthdays. The birthdays. Um, So, I 0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:56.920 got a list of a bunch of little things I 0:20:56.920 --> 0:20:59.240 gotta rant. Don't don't worry. I had had a problem 0:20:59.800 --> 0:21:02.640 at a place I've previously had a problem, so it's 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:04.440 not a different location. But you're like, oh my god, 0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:07.159