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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Oak triosity better know creosoty uniquet. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Marvin Police. Yes, Marvin, I'm calling

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Speaker 1: you from doctor's office. I'm actually the lab technician UM

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Speaker 1: you're you're not What do you do for a living

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Speaker 1: everything's going straight, man, Okay, see what's going on? Man's okay? Actually,

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Speaker 1: you've been diagnosed with um oak triositis and oatrios oatriosis

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Speaker 1: There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna

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Speaker 1: I got to come in today. Man, somebody got we

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Speaker 1: It has to grow its fullest potential, sir. And uh,

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Speaker 1: somebody got to come tell me something, right Na, Man,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna create, good man, You're gonna create a bigger

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Speaker 1: I can't have them ticking out of me. I can't

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Speaker 1: Somebody got to do something. Now you want me to do? Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I want you to do, sir,

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Speaker 1: thing to ask you, Marvin Man, what is the baddest

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land

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Speaker 1: Harvard Morning Show. If you're listening your asses out the wind,

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Speaker 1: so y'all yourself? Yea, Marvin, I'm in love with Marvit

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Speaker 1: to win. Let me drop this on y'all, dudever, The

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Speaker 1: Thursday night and it jumps out Friday night. That's July

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Speaker 1: t M. Alright, alright, nephew, we'll congratulations. All right, coming

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Speaker 1: up and entertainment news Beyonce and jay Z head line

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Speaker 1: of festival honoring Nelson Mandela. We'll talk about it right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve is on vacation. Don't forget that. And

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Speaker 1: the crew is down and we will until he gets back. Right.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen millionaire who comes back from Vaca? Well, listen,

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Speaker 1: coming up in about twenty minutes. Get ready, guys, twenty

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Speaker 1: We've been waiting for it? Are you smarter? The nephew

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Speaker 1: know more than me, get it? You know nothing. You

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Speaker 1: I'm right here. Are you smarter? The nephew tell me? Okay,

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Speaker 1: why I know? This's gonna be fun exciting. Alright, it's

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Speaker 1: time now for entertainment news. The lineup has been announced

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Speaker 1: for this year's Global Citizen Festival. It'll take place in Johannesburg,

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Speaker 1: South Africa, and it's going to celebrate the life and

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Speaker 1: which both the lineup of performers, which include Beyonce, Jay

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Speaker 1: that she's pregnant again. And yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Apparently during a recent show of you know, when she

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Speaker 1: And you know she did that before, you know, when

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Speaker 1: Houston Concept Temple you're gonna do? That's coming to Houston? Alright, Alrup,

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Speaker 1: what the baby do? Bring the bea come on, but

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Speaker 1: she rubbed her belly, but that's that is far from

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Speaker 1: a confirmation. But remember back in two thousand eleven, she

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Speaker 1: rubbing her belly. Remember that. Remember that in that case

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Speaker 1: she was purposely announcing her pregnancy. But Summer saying Beyonce

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Speaker 1: with Jay and an open beer bottle can be seen

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Speaker 1: say this, y'all. The Carters album that album jay Z

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I can't wait though for Are

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Speaker 1: you smarter than ye? Ain't? Ready? All right, let's get

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Speaker 1: an update on Trump Supreme Court nominee j J. Please

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Speaker 1: introduced miss Anne. All right, everybody, it's the news and

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Speaker 1: this is a trip with the news. So okay, well

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Speaker 1: let's start with this really quickly. Authorities in northern Thailand

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Speaker 1: say that nine youngsters now have been rescued from that

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Speaker 1: their soccer coach. A couple of the kids who got

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Speaker 1: for check, just prophylactically. Okay, here we go, and this

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Speaker 1: is how the president's announcement went. It is my honor

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Speaker 1: and privilege to announce that I will nominate Judge Brett

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Speaker 1: Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Kurt. Judge Kavanaugh has

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Speaker 1: impeccable credentials, unsurpassed qualifications, and a proven commitment to equal

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Speaker 1: justice under the law. This incredibly qualified nominee deserves a

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Speaker 1: swift confirmation and robust bipartisan support if confirmed. Brett Kavanaugh

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Speaker 1: is going to replace the retiring Justice Anthony Kennedy, who

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Speaker 1: scheduled to leave the Court on July three one. Brett

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Speaker 1: was on Trump's preferred list, so he would almost certainly

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Speaker 1: not to sound like that, my judicial philosophy is straightforward.

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Speaker 1: A judge must be independent and must interpret the law,

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Speaker 1: not make the law. A judge must interpret statutes as written,

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Speaker 1: and a judge must interpret the Concertstitution as written, informed

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Speaker 1: by history and tradition. And President Kavanaugh's lifetime amportment would

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Speaker 1: affect such issues as affirmative action, abortion, Second Amendment rights,

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Speaker 1: and so many others. Democrats Senate Leader Chuck Schumer says

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Speaker 1: he's gonna fight Brett Kavanaugh's nomination with everything he has.

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Speaker 1: Last night, they're already demonstrations outside the Supreme Court, and

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Speaker 1: they were demonstrations here in New York outside Trump Tower.

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Speaker 1: Judge Kavanaugh's critics point out that he worked under Ken's

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Speaker 1: starter impeach Bill Clinton. Kavanaugh also quoted as saying that

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Speaker 1: a president should be immune too civil and criminal investigation

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Speaker 1: while in office. That comes at a time when President

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Speaker 1: Trump is being investigated criminally. The tru administration says that

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Speaker 1: it's ready to reunite about half of the one two

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Speaker 1: into government custody at the border as part of the

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Speaker 1: as the deadline to get all those families together again

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Speaker 1: reportedly inclined to give the government a little bit more

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Speaker 1: time because he says, if feds do seem to be

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Speaker 1: working in good faith, it seems like there's at least

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Speaker 1: one of these kinds of stories every day to talk about.

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Speaker 1: I don't know now, another white woman, this time in Memphis, Tennessee,

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Speaker 1: seeing on video asking a black family to leave the

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Speaker 1: pool of the apartment complex where they live because the

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Speaker 1: woman's boyfriend was wearing socks. Um that's apparently against the rule. Whatever, Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's it's all taped. Apparently the black woman taped her

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Speaker 1: and said, look, other white people are wearing hats. That's

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Speaker 1: against the rules. Also, you're not harassing them, and then

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Speaker 1: the white woman calls the police. Anyway, everything went viral

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Speaker 1: and the white woman has now lost her job as

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Speaker 1: a property manager. There Today is National Penio Collati Day.

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Speaker 1: So if you like, and if you do, you know

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Speaker 1: what to do. We'll be back with more entertainment and

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Speaker 1: today's trending topics. Twenty minutes after the hour of Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, it is time to play Are you Smarter

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Speaker 1: than Nephew? Tommy? All right, Tommy, let's beat our contestants.

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Speaker 1: List do listen you who think they're smarter than me?

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Speaker 1: Good morning? Who is this? My name is Kelvin Calvin.

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Speaker 1: All right, what are you calling from? Man? I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from Charleston, South Carolina, Okay, the Low Country. What you

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Speaker 1: do for a list, sir? I sell calls Cadillac. Whatever

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Speaker 1: you need? Smart, This lie here got everything. Do you

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Speaker 1: really think, though, Kilvin, do you really think you're smarter

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Speaker 1: than me? Absolutely? Don't let me down, man, Alright, alright, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna see about this. This wasn't gonna happen. Sary's

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Speaker 1: gonna ask us both, you know, some tri of your questions.

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Speaker 1: Whoever asked the most questions correctly in sixties seconds will win?

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Speaker 1: All right, that's right, all right, Tommy, this is the

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Speaker 1: time you have to step out of the studio so

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Speaker 1: you cannot hear the question. All right, bye bye, Calvin.

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Speaker 1: You're ready? Yes, okay, Cat, I need sixty seconds on

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Speaker 1: the clock. Please, here we go, Kelvin. Which reality TV

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Speaker 1: show did the female character Snooky star in? Oh Snooky?

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Speaker 1: You got hell? All right? Arachnophobia is the fear of

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Speaker 1: spider Snooky is okay? Which team Idol start as Hannah

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Speaker 1: Montana on the Disney Channel, Miley Cyrus? What does the

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Speaker 1: Latin phrase carpet dium mean? Mm? Hmmm uh? How many

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Speaker 1: stars are on the U S Flag three? Which US

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Speaker 1: President gave the Gettysburg Address. The elements of sodium and

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Speaker 1: chlorine combined to form what commonly used substance. Our time's up, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: right here, put the headphones on. Alright, what's happening? How

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Speaker 1: do they do us? And stuff like that? Right now,

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Speaker 1: these questions you'll see, you'll see, you'll see. Just hold

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Speaker 1: on a check, hold on. We will be right back

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Speaker 1: to play. Are you smarter than nephew? Tommy. We'll see

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Speaker 1: Kelvin is pretty smart, so we'll find out if he

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Speaker 1: can win a million dollars is at steak? We'll find

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Speaker 1: out if Kelvin can win it all when we come

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Speaker 1: back at thirty four after the hour. Kelvin is smart,

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Speaker 1: way smart. In you're listening to the st alright, we're

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Speaker 1: back to play are you smarter the nephew? Tommy. Our

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Speaker 1: contestant Kelvin is on the line, and we're gonna find

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Speaker 1: out if he's smarter. Right now, Tommy, you're ready. I

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Speaker 1: need sixty seconds. Cat Okay? Which reality TV show nephew

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Speaker 1: did the female character Snooky star in? Uh that thing

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Speaker 1: with uh Irackmophobia is the fear of what? Which teen

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Speaker 1: idol starred as Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel. I

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Speaker 1: have no idea? What's oil? What does the Latin phrase

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Speaker 1: carpet d M mean? That's how many stars are on

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Speaker 1: the U. S. Flag? Which US resident gave the Gettysburg address? Now?

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Speaker 1: What address is that? Okay? The elements of sodium and

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Speaker 1: chlorine combined to form what commonly used substance chlorina? What

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Speaker 1: sodium's bacon? Soda? Here we go, h Kelvin you you

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Speaker 1: got four right? Tommy got one right? One? All right?

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Which reality TV show did the female

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Speaker 1: character Snooky star in Jersey shore arach Arachnophobia is the

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Speaker 1: fear of what spiders? Which teen idol start as Hannah

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Speaker 1: Montana on the Disney Channel, Miley Cyrus. What does the

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Speaker 1: Latin phrase carpet d M mean? Sees the day being?

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Speaker 1: Question number five? How many stars are in the U S? Flag?

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Speaker 1: Fifty stars? Guys? Which US president gave the Gettysburg address?

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Speaker 1: President Abraham Lincoln? And uh number seven. The elements of

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Speaker 1: sodium and chlorine combined to form what commonly used substance

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Speaker 1: that is salt? Alright, out of that, don't even worry

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Speaker 1: about all right? Calvin got four right? Tommy got one right? Calvin,

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Speaker 1: you got one to three and six right? So yeah,

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Speaker 1: so here we go, Calvin, congratulations, you have just one

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Speaker 1: a hundred dollar cash gift card, and you are smarter.

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Speaker 1: You're Tommy alright now, now, Calvin, I need you to

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Speaker 1: listen carefully, okay, because this is really big right here.

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Speaker 1: If you and correctly gets our four digit code between

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Speaker 1: zero and nine in its exact order, you could win

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Speaker 1: Steve's grand prize of one million dollars. Okay, And I

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Speaker 1: want you to know, Calvin, that we also have Steve's

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Speaker 1: banker Ken on the line, who will verify if your

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Speaker 1: four digit code is correct. Please keep in mind this

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Speaker 1: is not like the lottery. Please just say one single

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Speaker 1: digit number at a time. Remember, we need a four

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Speaker 1: digit code in its correct order for you to win

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Speaker 1: between zero and nine. Go, Kelvin, five four six, one

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Speaker 1: five okay, one four six. Let's confirm this with my

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Speaker 1: uncle Steve banker. We got Kim. Mr Kim, is that

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00:44:52,480 --> 00:45:03,280
Speaker 1: four digit code correct? One five six is not correct? Uh? Kelvin,

630
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: it's still carpet in the den. Well, Calvin will say this,

631
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,919
Speaker 1: It's okay. You you still want a hundred dollar gift

632
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: cards and smarter than nephew Tommy. You're a genius, Calvin

633
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: compared to Tommy, the Big Bang. If you think you're

634
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: smarter than me and you want a chance to win

635
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: my uncle Steve's grand prize of one million dollars, go

636
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM dot com to register. I'll play

637
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: another loyal listener tomorrow and I will be read Thank you,

638
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 1: Calvin congratulation. Coming up, it's the Nephew with a prank

639
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening to

640
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top

641
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry

642
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: letter h the subject I'm addicted to my best friends girl.

643
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 1: But right now all these letters are about you, Nephew.

644
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: I've been there, I've been about some things in my life.

645
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 1: You understand. Right now it is time for the Nephew

646
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: with today's prying phone call. What you got Nash? All right?

647
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: You know at the beginning of the show, we showed

648
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: love and people to work at the cleaners. You know,

649
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: that's when we did it earlier this month. So you know,

650
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: right right now, this right here is uh condom cleaners.

651
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: Condom clean up. That's what I called me. You know,

652
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: sometimes it has to make condom sense. Hello, Hello, I'm

653
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: trying to reach Jamica Jama's Shane. How are you doing.

654
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners. I'm the manager over here.

655
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: Huh listen, Um, did you bring some clothes in this morning? No?

656
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: I didn't bring anything into you this morning. Okay, Well listen,

657
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: we we got an order that was dropped off this morning. Here. Uh,

658
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: it's a couple of suits, some business shirts and a

659
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: few other things. But there's actually been some articles actually

660
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 1: left in the clothing, so that down he this morning.

661
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: It was dropped off around seven this morning, but we

662
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: got it's got that's work. It's like about a hundred

663
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: bucks cash in the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh,

664
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: there's there's a cup link here. I looked all over

665
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: as only one cup link and then there's two condoms

666
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: in here. So I wanted to see if you guys

667
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: wanted me to put this in a plastic bag or

668
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 1: something and have it have it? Can you repeat what

669
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: was left in there? Again? Well, like I said, we

670
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: got a Uh it's like right out of Hunter maybe

671
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: Hunter five bucks of cash. Uh. There's a business card

672
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: from an insurance company. There's another business card for um,

673
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: what is this this is um what else was left?

674
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: Right right? I'm trying to tell you about all the

675
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: business cards. I don't I'm not interested in the business

676
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: card because you said something else. Okay, No, there's a

677
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 1: coup link that we can't We can't find the other

678
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: coup link if it's here. We're looking all over the

679
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: bag to see if we can find it, but we

680
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: don't see that either. What else is in this pocket?

681
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: Like I said, you got a you got a hundred

682
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: dollars in here? There's some No, no, no, no, you

683
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: have said something to me. Yes, there's business cards. There's

684
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: an insurance cards, some business cards. She said something else,

685
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: a couple link. Now there's a coup link in here

686
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 1: that we can come. Oh, okay, what the last? There's

687
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: two condoms in here? Hello? What did you did you say? Uh?

688
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: Like I said, there's a hundred dollars in here? Did

689
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: you say, did you say there was some condoms in there?

690
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: There's two? That's two extra large tims in here. Hello,

691
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm just trying to dodge this. All the

692
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: stuff that you had just said that that was in

693
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: my husband's pocket. Now you share that this is my husband,

694
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: Chris Chris. Uh well it has I mean, maybe you

695
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: know the idols. Man, this is there's a there's a

696
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 1: great suit. There's also a solid blue suit. That's that

697
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: sounds from that sounds familiar. But I'm not understanding that

698
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: some condoms the phone number of the phone number that

699
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: I called, the number that attached to this actual order.

700
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: So I mean, this is the number we have on file?

701
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: Is this is this his number? Or your home number?

702
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: Was your sail? What the number is this? This is

703
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: our house number? I just don't believe you know what

704
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: what you're telling me, because we just celebrated our our

705
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: anniversary last week is this is? What? What? What? What? What?

706
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: I mean? What's what's wrong? Man? What's wrong? What? First

707
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: of all, we married and we never used condoms, and

708
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: then you look that condomy talking about he got condoms

709
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: left in his soup coat pocket. I'm not on this.

710
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh I know he ain't cheating on me. Well not not,

711
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: I mean not necessarily. I mean you know they could

712
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: have been there. Why he was in his pocket? That

713
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: just don't make any damn sense. If we're married and

714
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 1: we don't use cond doesn't want to what do you

715
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: have candles in his pocket? I don't know, man, you'd

716
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 1: have to talk to Chris about that one. Now. I

717
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 1: guess my main reason is it you want me to

718
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: wait a minute. I wanted to know did you did

719
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: you clean anything yet? Did you clean the sup No,

720
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: we haven't cleaned it. I just I just started. I'm

721
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,399
Speaker 1: starting stuffing on. I don't want you. I don't want

722
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: you to clean them things and all those articles that

723
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: that you said. I want you to put it. I

724
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: want you to I want you to put everything, including

725
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: the damn condos. I want you to put it in

726
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,439
Speaker 1: the bag. I want you to put it in the bag.

727
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: Don't clean uphing. So if I'm gonna come up there

728
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna pick everything up, okay, I mean I'll

729
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: be here the whole day. Like I said, my name

730
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: is Brad, and I'll be here if you want me

731
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: to um. If you want me to put him to

732
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: the side, I won't clean them. I just put him

733
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: to the side and I leave him in the same

734
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,439
Speaker 1: laundry bag. Yet when you dropped them all, don't Chris,

735
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I ain't gave this the good

736
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: years of my life and he's gonna turn around cheat

737
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: on me. You make sure you don't clean up se

738
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,720
Speaker 1: because I'm a serious side on that, my damn self.

739
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: You put on that in the bag. I'm gonna call

740
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: my job and let him. No, I'm not coming into

741
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 1: that slow down. I don't want you to get to

742
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 1: get to hysterical. I mean, you know you're getting a

743
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: little I regular you. Okay, I'm I'm I'm gonna be

744
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 1: all right. I am gonna be all right when I

745
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: get up there. Who Chris is gonna get? That's all

746
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 1: I got to say. You make sure you have all

747
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: that stuff not clean. I don't want you to clean it.

748
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: I want you to put all that other that you

749
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 1: said that you found in the pocket. You put all

750
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: that in the bad because Chris is I don't know

751
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: who that What do you think? Okay? Mr Miko, would

752
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: you like for me to call Chris. I don't want

753
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: you no, no, no, no, Bobby, I don't want you

754
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: to know no man. Wait minute, wait, wait, wait. My

755
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: name is Brad. I'm Brad. I don't give a damn

756
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,760
Speaker 1: what your name is. So I really don't okay, because

757
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: Chris is gonna get up. You just put everything in

758
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 1: the backside like I had asked you to. I am

759
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,479
Speaker 1: all my way down there and Chris, no, this ain't

760
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: going down this way. We've just renewed our vows and

761
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 1: man's that don't come those coming three and you know

762
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 1: what they're talking about this that's what I'm not understanding

763
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 1: that I'm know how to do math. Okay, Chris is

764
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: gonna get when you get him on tonight. Here's here's

765
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: something else in the pocket too. There's a note in here.

766
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: No what is this day? Okay? Man? You know what?

767
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: This has gotten way way out of hand. I don't

768
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: want to I don't know any and you need a

769
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: quick tell Mannie rocket would you need that to me?

770
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: Not a fact? I want that in the bad too.

771
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: The more evidence I have, the better off is gonna

772
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: be from me. What did the note say? The note says,

773
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show.

774
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,240
Speaker 1: Your husband Chris got me to play fall called shoot

775
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: what Oh my god, Chris was going to die tonight.

776
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: I was we was gonna have a bribe qu in

777
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: his honor. Do you hear me, Tommy? Do you hear me?

778
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chris Umblie is to me a oh

779
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: my god, Tommy, hey baby, let me radio show in

780
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: the last Steve Morning Show, Baby, Steve fos More this

781
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: show come on now tell me this would made me

782
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: so nervous. I can really feel her. Couldn't you call

783
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 1: he feel her? As you know what? I actually felt

784
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: bad while I was doing it, but I kept right

785
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: on it and you did kept right on. Text me

786
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: this weekend July thirteen to the fifteen Comedy Club of Jacksonville.

787
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: That's dude, Jacksonville. Plot of the Nephew was on the

788
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: way right after that. The following weekend, the A t

789
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: L got a brand new comedy club. Is that they

790
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: didn't moved it up to Atlanta Uptown Comedy Lounge as

791
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: July twenty through the twenty second it's in Hateville. This

792
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 1: this club has changed, you know, everything, everything, everything we

793
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: we don't went from raggedy the o MG, this is

794
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 1: new and improved Atlanta Uptown Comedy Lounges July twenty through

795
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: the twenty seconds. Strawberry letter. Up next, I'm addicted to

796
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 1: my best friends girl. Right after this, you're listening to

797
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, right before we

798
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: get to the Strawberry letter, I gotta tell you what's

799
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: happening again tomorrow morning. The winning continues at seven twenty eastern,

800
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: six twenties Central. We are giving away a chance to

801
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:26,919
Speaker 1: win Steve's grand prize of one million dollars. Yeah, yeah,

802
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:32,240
Speaker 1: we're gonna play. Oh, we're gonna play. Are you smarter

803
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 1: than nephew? Tell me again? Can you have pretty dumb? Today?

804
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: You were done and you was trying one that he

805
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: nailed it though, didn't he? Go to Steve Harvey FM

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00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: dot com to register, That is Steve Harvey f M

807
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: to register to play. Are you smarter the nephew Tommy,

808
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: or as I like to call it, who isn't? Who

809
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: is it? Who ain't? All right? No? Wait, all right,

810
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: well yeah we can wait wait for one. Let's go

811
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 1: and buckle up and hold on tight. We gotta put

812
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry letter. All right, thank you, nephew. Subject,

813
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 1: I'm addicted to my best friend's girl. By the way, um,

814
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: please uh send us your Strawberry letters. If you need

815
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: advice some relationship, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, submit

816
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com. Click

817
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: submit Strawberry letter. Okay, I'm addicted to my best friend's

818
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 1: girl is the subject. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty

819
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:52,879
Speaker 1: five year old, hard working single male. I'm tall, dark

820
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 1: and handsome, and the ladies love me. But there is

821
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: one lady in particular that I can't seem to get

822
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 1: enough of. She's my best friend's girlfriend. I was attracted

823
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 1: to her from the moment I saw her, and I

824
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: could tell she was feeling me too. One day she

825
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 1: came on to me and one thing led to another.

826
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: Fast forward two years later, and we're still having sex.

827
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: We have to sneak around because I lived with my

828
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: child's mom. Me and my best girlfriend. Me and my

829
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: best friend's girlfriend have amazing sex wherever we can find

830
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: a place to do it. We've done it in the car,

831
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: in the park, and the mall, in the bathroom at

832
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: the gym, anywhere we can. My best friend has no

833
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: idea that I'm keeping his girl sexually satisfying. He'd seriously

834
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 1: hurt me if he found out. So here's my problem.

835
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: Be quiet, Tommy. My child's mom went through my phone

836
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: while I was asleep, and UH saw all of the

837
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: text messages and pictures that me and old girl had

838
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: sent each other. My child's mom threatened to tell my

839
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: best friend everything, but I managed to talk her out

840
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: of it. But I know how she is, so now

841
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm scared if I make her really mad, she could

842
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: tell it all. You would think that getting caught would

843
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 1: make me stop having sex with this woman, but I can't.

844
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: It's like an addiction. Maybe the danger of getting caught

845
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 1: again is what turns me on. So what should I do?

846
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: Do I continue to risk my friendship with my best

847
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: friend over some really good sex. What's the guy to do?

848
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: Please help? Uh? You don't really want any help from us.

849
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: I mean, let's just be real here, Okay. You don't

850
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: you like everything just the way it is. You're just

851
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: a upset that you got caught because you already know

852
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: that this is wrong, and you know what to do.

853
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: Stop that's what you do? Uh? Mr Tall, dark and handsome.

854
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: All the ladies love, And I think that's the thing

855
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 1: right there, you know, uh so called best friend. If

856
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 1: you're getting all this love from all these ladies, why

857
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: and you just date one of them? Why couldn't you

858
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: be with one of them, someone other than your best

859
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: friend's girl? Hump? You had to go after her. I

860
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: just think that's foul and and and you're not a friend.

861
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: I really hope your best friend doesn't find out for

862
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: your sake, because you're right, he would seriously hurt you

863
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: and you would deserve that. Okay, his girlfriend a k a.

864
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: Your side pieces foul too. And yes, if you guys

865
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: keep on, you will get caught because it's obvious you're

866
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 1: you're not that smart since you your real girlfriend, your

867
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: baby mama found the pictures on your phone. Why didn't

868
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: you delete that? Okay, you're not that smart. You're supposed

869
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: to delete all that stuff, baggy. Come on now, um look,

870
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 1: uh stop this immediately. I know it's too good to

871
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: be true. And you it's so good you can't stop.

872
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: And it's like an addiction and all that. But you're

873
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 1: gonna get caught and you're you're you're gonna mess up

874
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 1: a great friendship between you and and and your boy.

875
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 1: This this is this is just foul. Like I said, Jay,

876
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: what do you have? And Dan? Dan? And Dan and

877
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: Dan and Dan and keep smiling, keep doing it. That's

878
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: what friends are for. In good time in bad time.

879
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: I'll be tapping that forever more. Wow, boy, at this time, boy,

880
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: you just gonna die. Yeah, when his best friend finds

881
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: out and he will would like to do right now,

882
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 1: demonstrations of this young man talking to the funeral director

883
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 1: and he sets up his own j Let's hear Jallo. Hello, Hello,

884
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 1: and welcome to rest Haven. How can I well, I'd

885
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: like to have on a nice black suit. Yes, we

886
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 1: have black suits, and please put a nice smile on

887
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: my face. We do, that will be the last time

888
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 1: I'll be smiling. You have any idea when you will

889
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 1: be joy soon? And very soon we're going to see

890
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: the camp. Please come this way and look at my cast.

891
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: I'm just as I got in trouble anyway. Yeah, but

892
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: what type of lining would you like? You're going to

893
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: be so comfortable? Yes? Yes, would you like to have shoes?

894
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: All the shoes. I'd like to have shoes on because

895
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be running. Yeah, that's what I had wrote down.

896
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: I had that right now because this one line in

897
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 1: this whole thing that got my attention. Maybe the danger

898
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,919
Speaker 1: of getting caught again is what turns me on. Maybe

899
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: we need to stop playing a federal. I just said that.

900
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: I said, you know what agent want color suit? Start

901
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 1: lit that flower, Get down here and get the flower.

902
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 1: Another question we need to ask right now? How long

903
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 1: you won't remark? Do you want three minutes? But how

904
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: long you are? Okay? Who you won't over the body?

905
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 1: And I know what you want on your tombstone told

906
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 1: you this time you just stop playing in the arrangements

907
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: put together? Do you have a whole church? What minister

908
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 1: you want to if it? Reverend Johnson, Reverend mack who

909
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 1: your body? What? So you won't they walk in? What's

910
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 1: all they walk in? What you want is this? We

911
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: got all kind of the race? All right? Up next, nephew,

912
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: tell me we'll give hit the response. We'll be back

913
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour you're listening. Steve Harvey morning.

914
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 1: All right, we're back. We're in the middle of this

915
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 1: strawberry letter. I'm addicted to my best friend's girl. But

916
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 1: before we get to that, some breaking news and this

917
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: is really good news, guys. According to CNN, all twelve

918
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 1: boys and the coach have been rescued from the Thailand cave.

919
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,959
Speaker 1: So that's really really good news. He's got really good news.

920
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: You do it, won't he do it? For sure? Yeah?

921
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 1: Shout out to the rescue. Yea like the boys and

922
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: lord in there? What he got him out. Yeah, so

923
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: all twelve boys and the coaches and the coach have

924
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 1: been rescued from the Thailand cave. Okay, that's really good,

925
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: your coach, and I know I seeing that alright. So

926
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 1: back back to the letter, guys of the subject I'm

927
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: Addicted to my best Friend's Girl. It was written by

928
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 1: a thirty five year old, hard working single male. He

929
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 1: says he's tall, dark and handsome and the ladies love him,

930
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 1: but there's one lady in particular that he can't seem

931
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 1: to get enough of. It's like an addiction for him.

932
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: It's his best friend's girlfriend. Uh. They've been attracted to

933
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 1: each other from the start. She came onto him and

934
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 1: it was on ever since. They've been uh doing it

935
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 1: everywhere they possibly can, for like the last two years now,

936
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 1: in the car, in the park, and the mall, in

937
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: the bathroom, the gym. His best friend, of course, has

938
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 1: no idea that this has been going on, and he

939
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: says if he ever finds out, he's going to seriously

940
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 1: hurt him. I think we're all in agreement with that. Uh,

941
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 1: he says, here's the problem his Uh, he lives with

942
01:04:56,680 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 1: his baby mama. She went in his phone and yeah,

943
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 1: found pictures of him and the girl. Yeah, and text,

944
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 1: text messages and everything. So now she's threatening to tell

945
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 1: his best friend, and uh, he's he's scared, he said,

946
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: you would think that would make me stop, but it hasn't.

947
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: You know, it's only heightened, Uh, the excitement for him

948
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 1: to mess around with his best friend's girls. So he

949
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 1: wants to know what should he do? Should he continue

950
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 1: to risk his friendship with his best friend over some

951
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:31,640
Speaker 1: really good sex? What's he What's he gonna do? Uh? Tommy, Uh,

952
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 1: this is really hit home to me because yeah, and

953
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 1: I feel for this brother. Uh, we both suffer from

954
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 1: the same thing. It's an addiction, Okay. And what he

955
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 1: doesn't realize he has not he hasn't gonna getten diagnosed

956
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:54,560
Speaker 1: to know exactly what's wrong. Yes, what you have is

957
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: cookie for night. Um, you see it's a it's and

958
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: I have that all right. And I have been addicted

959
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:05,120
Speaker 1: because I've had cooking. Yes, I've had cooking for nights

960
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 1: for quite some time. I'm addicted to a lot of people.

961
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. So j Low, I'm addicted

962
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:14,240
Speaker 1: to her. You understand that, Halle Berry. I addicted to

963
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 1: her Neil alone, I'm straight addicted. Gabriel Union, I am addicted.

964
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson, Lord, have mercy. I am addicted. Now here's

965
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:27,479
Speaker 1: the problem that we have. Now that's your baby, mama notes.

966
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 1: We got to take desperate measures, all right. We now

967
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 1: have to bring her into the phone. You gotta come

968
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: to the group. What do I mean it's time for

969
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: a threesome? We have to what Yes, we have to

970
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 1: listen if we're gonna make sure that we are out

971
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: of harm's way. Yeah, what's somebody to find out? We

972
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:53,600
Speaker 1: gotta do them. We have to. We're gonna have to

973
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,720
Speaker 1: do baby mama. It's going all three of us together

974
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 1: in order to work. They in on it. That's what

975
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Are you dumb? Here's here's nothing. The only

976
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: issue I have with you. I'm not mad at you

977
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: about your best friends. I'm not mad. I've been there before.

978
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 1: Addiction is a powerful thing. My problem with you is

979
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 1: your damn phone. You don't know how to take care

980
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaker 1: of yourself. How many times? No, We've gone over and

981
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: over up. But listen what I'm doing. I'm putting the

982
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 1: app together, all right, that I'm putting an app together

983
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: for players that need this. I'm gonna have a phone

984
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 1: that a system on your phone that will actually wake

985
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 1: up the other person when somebody touches, when somebody you

986
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 1: understand you wakes you up. Oh, I'm gonna have it. Well,

987
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 1: I got a Porkerpine and a Porkerpine app. When you

988
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 1: touch it, throws and stuff just coming up. Don't understand

989
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Oh, you're touching it ain't your phone. If

990
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 1: you blow up in your damn hending like a fire,

991
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 1: you need that. You know somebody lost a finger like

992
01:07:53,760 --> 01:08:00,440
Speaker 1: that JPP you played for the app. That's what I'm

993
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 1: trying to say, a chance if you want this incorporated.

994
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 1: Can't sleep peacefully knowing you got this act exactly. That's

995
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 1: what I like because like, man, I've been sleeping with

996
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 1: a phone on the rope, hangs around my neck. Y

997
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 1: phone on a rope, like hang your phone around. You

998
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 1: can not sleep knowing you might go on my phone.

999
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:22,800
Speaker 1: But what you have to do j You know I've

1000
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,679
Speaker 1: done this several times. Take the battery at your phone,

1001
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,439
Speaker 1: put that in your drawl so you can get some sleep. Yeah,

1002
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:33,200
Speaker 1: And and they added they added extra touch is waterproof. Yes,

1003
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 1: you wanted to be waterproof. Yeah, okay, you take the show.

1004
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 1: You can see you. I know you'll have my phone

1005
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 1: around my neck in the shop. I just got it.

1006
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,560
Speaker 1: I just got it. One got to happen. You know,

1007
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 1: they had a TUPAC holograph, have a at holograph. But

1008
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 1: what your phone is? She thinking? Might be you're looking

1009
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: at it, but that ain't that's not where it is. Yeah,

1010
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 1: that's not where it is. You got to know how

1011
01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: to deal with these situation and how about leave your

1012
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:07,000
Speaker 1: best friends girl while you're dealing with dealing with that?

1013
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 1: Is anyone you're trying to judge somebody? Yes, yes, yes,

1014
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 1: just don't cheat at all. We're not dealing carlos, he asked.

1015
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 1: He didn't ask how to stop cheating? Wait a minute,

1016
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:26,720
Speaker 1: an option or what about this? No, don't bring a

1017
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:32,000
Speaker 1: threesome into the mix. To what we've been saying, why

1018
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:36,560
Speaker 1: we avoid? She already know who does that? Who avoids?

1019
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 1: But you know, you know, addicted to something, the way

1020
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,559
Speaker 1: you handle it is to stop. Nobody said we wanted

1021
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 1: to quit. Some addicts want to keep acting. I've been

1022
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 1: doing it for ten years. A right, guys, listen, Uh,

1023
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:00,680
Speaker 1: this is just everybody don't want to. We gotta go,

1024
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,840
Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here. You can email us

1025
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,920
Speaker 1: or Instagram. It's your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter at

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Speaker 1: go comedy Roulette. It sounds like a civil rights activist

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01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:23,080
Speaker 1: name and yeah, and we're marching commonly roulette. We've done

1045
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 1: this before. But it's very simple. Give us five damn

1046
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:34,880
Speaker 1: subjects five. Put them on the wheel. Bunnett Burnett, were stop.

1047
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:42,240
Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. That's that's it's scared, all right,

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01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:46,479
Speaker 1: you're ready. Here we go. Number one, I'm not ashamed

1049
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:51,479
Speaker 1: to say it. I don't like your mama. That's got

1050
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:54,639
Speaker 1: a lot on. We could just stop right there. Number two.

1051
01:11:55,080 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 1: All that stuff ain't real. I've seen that alright. Number three,

1052
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: I've heard this before. Nothing to eat in the refrigerat

1053
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:14,479
Speaker 1: that right. Number four, all I had said was you

1054
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:23,720
Speaker 1: and you got mad? Alright? Number five? Number five, you

1055
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:28,840
Speaker 1: know she's lying right, you know, all right, come on

1056
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:34,200
Speaker 1: it spun it. You know she lying right? You know

1057
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:39,519
Speaker 1: you know your mama. I don't like your mama. Well

1058
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:45,800
Speaker 1: it stopped on. I'm not ashamed of saying I don't

1059
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:49,599
Speaker 1: like your mama. I'm not ashamed of saying I'm gonna

1060
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 1: tell you will let your mama. I'm come and let it.

1061
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:55,720
Speaker 1: Got high blood pressure. Put that much salt in every down?

1062
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 1: In fact, what is he proud of? What is the issue?

1063
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:07,920
Speaker 1: Would everything? Damn like everything? I'll tell you what not

1064
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:09,559
Speaker 1: in shamed to say. I'll tell you why I don't

1065
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:12,639
Speaker 1: like your mama. Your mama kidding to be shut down?

1066
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:16,360
Speaker 1: My damn kidding, that's why I don't like your mom. Yeah,

1067
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,360
Speaker 1: I don't like your mama. Is hard beach, she ain't

1068
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:23,000
Speaker 1: so nothing. I'll tell you why I don't like your mama.

1069
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I don't like your

1070
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,519
Speaker 1: mama because you alware you talking about your lass Man

1071
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,519
Speaker 1: was the best one. You Hey, you got to say

1072
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:35,760
Speaker 1: it to me, dude, tell you why I don't like

1073
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:40,639
Speaker 1: your mama? When when will your mama go to bed?

1074
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 1: I am I always sitting up there looking at I

1075
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 1: don't tell you. I'm gonna be honest. I'm not even

1076
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:50,640
Speaker 1: lying to I'm gonna tell you what I don't like

1077
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,200
Speaker 1: your mama. I'm not ashamed to say it. Because your

1078
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:58,479
Speaker 1: mama lived just like your dad. I called her. I

1079
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:02,040
Speaker 1: can't tell him. I'm I'm gonna sit there and tell

1080
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 1: you why I like your mama. I ain't scared to

1081
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,160
Speaker 1: say it, all right, because they're telling your mama talked

1082
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:07,760
Speaker 1: to me, she take your teeth owe and put him

1083
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,599
Speaker 1: on the table and talk to me without a damn

1084
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:14,960
Speaker 1: thinking that what kind of disrespect is that you ain't

1085
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:18,400
Speaker 1: gonna gome me doing coming. Let's let me tell you

1086
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,680
Speaker 1: why I don't like your mama. Your mama asked me

1087
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:28,800
Speaker 1: who my people? Who your mama people? Now, I'm gonna

1088
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,000
Speaker 1: tell you I'm not a shame to saying. Let me

1089
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,840
Speaker 1: tell you why I like your mama. To notice about

1090
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:35,559
Speaker 1: your mama. Your mama feet bigger than everybody, and ain't

1091
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:37,400
Speaker 1: the way in the world I can respect that. I

1092
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 1: can't putting my foot down in here. I'm gonna tell

1093
01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:43,479
Speaker 1: you why I don't like your mama. Because your mama

1094
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 1: gonna bust up in the bathroom while I'm in Then

1095
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:48,519
Speaker 1: I'm jumping out the shower and holler, he ain't nothing

1096
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:53,559
Speaker 1: like Shinda bats who Bates was way molding this. Let

1097
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:56,639
Speaker 1: me tell you why I don't like your mama. Your

1098
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,280
Speaker 1: mama liked the fight and I won't hear it like you,

1099
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:03,720
Speaker 1: but you push in me. Uh, I'm gonna be I

1100
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:07,160
Speaker 1: wnna tell you why I like your say this to

1101
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,560
Speaker 1: say that I was she was babysitting our son. I

1102
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:12,880
Speaker 1: couldn't find him. Turn around, your mama, come around from

1103
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,280
Speaker 1: the back the baby. Talk to the bra. She best freedom.

1104
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. That ain't her joy. That is not her job.

1105
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:21,880
Speaker 1: You know what. Don't wanna make your play and simple?

1106
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:24,240
Speaker 1: You know what. I don't like your mama because I

1107
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:30,040
Speaker 1: don't like your mama. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, I

1108
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:34,000
Speaker 1: don't nobody like. I don't like your mama. You know.

1109
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,840
Speaker 1: I don't like your mama. And you like to walk

1110
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:40,439
Speaker 1: around the house and click it every now, just click it.

1111
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: Just no, I'm gonna say this and I mean this.

1112
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:47,519
Speaker 1: Let me tell you this about your Mama's not a shame. Hey,

1113
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:49,519
Speaker 1: I don't like your mama. I like talking to people

1114
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:52,920
Speaker 1: with two front teeth. I enjoyed talking to people with you.

1115
01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:55,360
Speaker 1: I can't sit toil. She keeps fitting in my face.

1116
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:59,719
Speaker 1: That's why I like your mama. I don't like your mama.

1117
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,519
Speaker 1: She take a wig off. She looked like your daddy. Yeah, yeah,

1118
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:08,280
Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed. Let me tell you why I don't

1119
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,920
Speaker 1: like your mama. Why she gotta keep reminding me. You know,

1120
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:16,920
Speaker 1: I've been to prison. What that guy you're doing? You know?

1121
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:19,920
Speaker 1: Your mama took control. I don't like your mom. I'm

1122
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:22,360
Speaker 1: not ashamed to say it, But how come your mama

1123
01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 1: fixed my car while I was gone, saying I was

1124
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:28,760
Speaker 1: gonna do it? Give me some time. I don't like you.

1125
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:31,200
Speaker 1: I don't like your mama. You know why time she

1126
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:33,720
Speaker 1: talking to me, she told them to start clipping him

1127
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,160
Speaker 1: right there in front of me. That is the nastiest

1128
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:41,080
Speaker 1: thing scene. Let me tell you why I don't like you.

1129
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 1: Come we watched the Christian Town all day long at

1130
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:53,439
Speaker 1: your mama Housecuse that anybody? Yeah, I'll tell you why

1131
01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 1: I don't like your mama. I don't even know abody

1132
01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:57,680
Speaker 1: she's even see this Like, I don't like your mom

1133
01:16:57,760 --> 01:16:59,799
Speaker 1: because I caught your mom and the roof moving refrigerid

1134
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:06,400
Speaker 1: right by herself. Come to mama that strong. That's you

1135
01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:08,280
Speaker 1: know what I don't like your mom. I don't tell

1136
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,880
Speaker 1: you right now because your mama fried chicken in fish

1137
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:20,439
Speaker 1: grease and I don't like that. Man. Comedy Roulette coming up.

1138
01:17:20,439 --> 01:17:22,960
Speaker 1: A New York Giants player who went in on the

1139
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:26,400
Speaker 1: t s A for us, spilling his mother's ashes. You're

1140
01:17:26,439 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, I

1141
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:34,479
Speaker 1: have to just kindly chuckle at this um at this

1142
01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:38,000
Speaker 1: story right here, New York Giants defensive tackle A J

1143
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 1: Frances revealed on Twitter that's the Transportation Security Administration t

1144
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:46,720
Speaker 1: s A spill the ashes of his dead mother. I'm

1145
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:50,280
Speaker 1: not chuckling about that, but man oh man, uh, this

1146
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:54,120
Speaker 1: story just gets better in his luggage, and so Francis

1147
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:59,760
Speaker 1: was very angry about their carelessness. Junior, please please read

1148
01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:06,120
Speaker 1: for his tweets. Frances is upset and right and this

1149
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:10,240
Speaker 1: is this is what he typed too, and he said it, Hey,

1150
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:14,280
Speaker 1: you pieces of blake at tears A. Next time A

1151
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:17,719
Speaker 1: blanks feel the need to go through my mother's ashes

1152
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:21,160
Speaker 1: for no reason, make sure you close it back so

1153
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:25,320
Speaker 1: her remains on spilled or all my clothes. The last

1154
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:28,600
Speaker 1: the least of you pieces of garbage can do is

1155
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:33,080
Speaker 1: blank your job. The craziest part of this tis a

1156
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:38,240
Speaker 1: sugar honey iced tea, is that I that I don't

1157
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:42,200
Speaker 1: even care that they checked it. They were just being cautious,

1158
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:46,519
Speaker 1: and I can understand that, But to not ensure that

1159
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:49,400
Speaker 1: they won't spill back into my bag if you put

1160
01:18:49,439 --> 01:18:54,400
Speaker 1: it back in the most unassinine and irresponsible sugar honey

1161
01:18:54,600 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 1: iced tea. I have ever seen I set. He was upset,

1162
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:05,920
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I guess if I was t s A. Well,

1163
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,160
Speaker 1: we have the two t s A. We two to

1164
01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:11,320
Speaker 1: at T s A s workers who was speaking to

1165
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:18,439
Speaker 1: him and confronted him. He's he's yeah, don't tell no, no, no,

1166
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,320
Speaker 1: we have we have some good news we got and

1167
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 1: we got a little bad news. We got most of

1168
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 1: your mom. We got we get all your mom, and

1169
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:30,479
Speaker 1: we didn't get all your mama. But so this is

1170
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:36,080
Speaker 1: hypothetically sick. Yeah, guy, we scooped up as much as

1171
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:41,200
Speaker 1: we could. Y'all gonna let us re enact this now lesten,

1172
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:45,679
Speaker 1: let us tell us why about his mom? Listen, First

1173
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:50,560
Speaker 1: of all, were sorry, okay, but we have most of

1174
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:55,280
Speaker 1: your mama. Now the jenes that was in now some

1175
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:57,599
Speaker 1: of your mom is in the pocket of them jeans.

1176
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, just I'm just trying to tell

1177
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:03,519
Speaker 1: you about your mom. Uh. There's you had a Sweet

1178
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:07,160
Speaker 1: and Low packet in there, and so that bursts and

1179
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:11,599
Speaker 1: that's mixed in with your mama, your mama, your mama

1180
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:17,320
Speaker 1: sweet Man and Low. So we're out if y'all don't

1181
01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:20,160
Speaker 1: get back in this bay. Okay, we didn't know it was.

1182
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,639
Speaker 1: You had it own so tight and then we were pulled.

1183
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:28,080
Speaker 1: It bust everywhere. It did. Some of it did get

1184
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:32,000
Speaker 1: on the floor, but when we swept it up, it

1185
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:35,639
Speaker 1: is some it is some cigarette ashes in there. Listen,

1186
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:40,240
Speaker 1: I mean there's I hope you're not offended, but there's

1187
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:43,840
Speaker 1: a there's a paper clip in there. A paper clip.

1188
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:49,320
Speaker 1: We just yeah, did your mama ever? Yeah, you didn't

1189
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:53,000
Speaker 1: like paper clip. I'm not even going okay, So we

1190
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,160
Speaker 1: just want to know that we're sorry. We're sorry. We

1191
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:58,120
Speaker 1: made a mistake. Was the apologize, We made a mistake,

1192
01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:03,880
Speaker 1: apologize but did right? T s A tweeted a real apology. Okay,

1193
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:08,840
Speaker 1: They said, our officers are trained to handle your carry

1194
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 1: on and checked property with care out of respect for

1195
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:16,839
Speaker 1: the deceased. Under no circumstances should the container be opened.

1196
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 1: Please accept our apologies and our condolences. Junior friends did

1197
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:26,000
Speaker 1: not accept their apology. He tweeted a response, Please let's

1198
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:37,120
Speaker 1: have that, Junior, under all circumstances, go blank yourself. That

1199
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:40,519
Speaker 1: your heart. I think he had his eyes closed when

1200
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:44,879
Speaker 1: he typed that. Yeah. I think we had a coworker

1201
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 1: that his cigarette and we stopped right, But let me

1202
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:52,760
Speaker 1: say this, it just it all due respect. Do you

1203
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,880
Speaker 1: think maybe in the future it would be better to

1204
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:59,920
Speaker 1: do a carry on and don't not not pack your mind?

1205
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:03,479
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would never. That should be the last time.

1206
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 1: I think you should put it in the overhead. And

1207
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,479
Speaker 1: first of all, you twig got no right to tell

1208
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:10,559
Speaker 1: me what to do with my mouth. But this's wrong

1209
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:14,000
Speaker 1: with your tis ages nothing. You think you're running for things? Right? Okay,

1210
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:17,160
Speaker 1: all right, it's my bad. I put you saw it

1211
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:20,360
Speaker 1: was arn right. Well I'm not used to see an error,

1212
01:22:20,479 --> 01:22:22,120
Speaker 1: so that's you got me on that. I thought it

1213
01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:26,080
Speaker 1: was just a nice base. I thought it was a drink.

1214
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:33,679
Speaker 1: I ain't know what it was that was. So should

1215
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 1: you should do a carry on? That? But we want

1216
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:40,080
Speaker 1: you to know we are sorry. All right, let's move

1217
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:51,160
Speaker 1: on and you again. I just wanted to say again

1218
01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:56,599
Speaker 1: tis A did issue an official apology, and that wasn't it. Okay,

1219
01:22:57,560 --> 01:23:01,040
Speaker 1: I responded to the president. We wanted to make sure

1220
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:08,479
Speaker 1: you don't understood how stupid from Yeah, I respect him

1221
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:13,679
Speaker 1: saying that real definitely all right, Yeah, Carlo, you mentioned

1222
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:16,559
Speaker 1: I hoped, well up, they have an apology of sorts

1223
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:20,680
Speaker 1: to announce Um, I have. Of course. They said that

1224
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,240
Speaker 1: the name change, remember they were changing it from I

1225
01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:26,600
Speaker 1: hop to I hobb instead of I H O P.

1226
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:29,400
Speaker 1: They were going to change it to I h O B.

1227
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:32,160
Speaker 1: And they had everyone guess what the B would stand for.

1228
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:35,280
Speaker 1: A lot of people said breakfast. A lot of people said, uh,

1229
01:23:35,479 --> 01:23:37,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what, but uh it turns out it

1230
01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:41,840
Speaker 1: was burgers. Um, well they admit that. Yeah. Yeah, they

1231
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:44,400
Speaker 1: admit that the name change announced last month was just

1232
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 1: at publicity. Okay, yeah, yeah, that was really smart advertising, right,

1233
01:23:50,880 --> 01:24:04,760
Speaker 1: Um yeah, they wanted to promote its burger menu. So there. Yeah,

1234
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:10,200
Speaker 1: so it's still gonna be I okay and clever marketing

1235
01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:14,559
Speaker 1: there the one in Hollywood on Sunset they did. Yeah, alright,

1236
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:20,639
Speaker 1: So coming up, we're gonna talk about O Gez. Okay,

1237
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:23,439
Speaker 1: O Geez, when do you become an O g I

1238
01:24:23,479 --> 01:24:25,280
Speaker 1: don't want to discuss it. I don't want to hit up.

1239
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,960
Speaker 1: I do know what this has been bothering me. That's

1240
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,360
Speaker 1: what we'll talk about when we come back, O geez.

1241
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:37,840
Speaker 1: Right after this, Tommy, you're listening to the Morning Show,

1242
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:42,240
Speaker 1: all right, As promised, we're going to talk about This

1243
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 1: segment is dedicated to the o G s wherever you are,

1244
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:48,600
Speaker 1: if you already know you're an o G. And if

1245
01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:53,120
Speaker 1: you're about to find out, yeah, if you just found out,

1246
01:24:53,280 --> 01:25:01,680
Speaker 1: whatever the case may be. What happened Jr. No, about

1247
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:04,519
Speaker 1: two weeks ago, I wouldn't gonna play basketball, right, one

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01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:07,560
Speaker 1: of my partners, Tony Graham Man. So yeah, so we

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01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:10,040
Speaker 1: go out to the court and everything, and I'm out there.

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01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:14,000
Speaker 1: You know, I ain't played ball in about seven eight years. Play. Yeah,

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01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:15,680
Speaker 1: I played play like three and a half games. I

1252
01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:18,559
Speaker 1: don't finished the last. So one guy was coming down

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01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:21,400
Speaker 1: the court and the dude said, hey, school, get your

1254
01:25:21,439 --> 01:25:23,880
Speaker 1: man over there. I didn't know who you're talking to.

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01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,720
Speaker 1: I was schooled. That's how you know. You Oh, when

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01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:30,800
Speaker 1: somebody else introduced you to let you go. I ain't

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01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:37,240
Speaker 1: never been called school old school, right? Who is he talking?

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01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:47,120
Speaker 1: So I'm at this? This is man, this I got two. Um,

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01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:51,599
Speaker 1: I'm making fast. So I'm at the Rockets game. I'm

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01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:54,280
Speaker 1: at the Rockets game. And this is a while back. Yeah,

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01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:56,400
Speaker 1: this is doing the playoffs. This is actually this is

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01:25:56,479 --> 01:26:01,439
Speaker 1: game seven and and I'm I'm tech soon shock, and

1263
01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:04,280
Speaker 1: he ain't texting me back. And then he finally says,

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01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:07,240
Speaker 1: who is this, I said, this is Tommy. He said,

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01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:09,439
Speaker 1: you're changing number again. I said, I ain't changing my number.

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01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:11,479
Speaker 1: You do the one always changing your number. He said,

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01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:15,919
Speaker 1: my bad, old g Come holly at me doing shock.

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01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:22,479
Speaker 1: I'm not old man. You're part of the game. Yeah

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01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 1: you older than shock. Yeah I'm older. Yeah. Oh well

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01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:33,000
Speaker 1: he's respecting. Okay. Now in l A, when we're here

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01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,840
Speaker 1: at the studio, I go cross the street. This is

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01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:36,560
Speaker 1: a few weeks back. I go cross the street and

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01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:39,160
Speaker 1: get get uh to the barber shop and give a beer.

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01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:41,800
Speaker 1: Done right, come back across the street and walking here

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01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:44,439
Speaker 1: comes to his brother with a pit bull on the leash.

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01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:47,080
Speaker 1: And I passed by, and you know, threw my little

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01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:51,960
Speaker 1: head up like how you're doing? How you doing? And

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01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:54,000
Speaker 1: then he I think he said, old g sir, how

1279
01:26:54,120 --> 01:27:01,680
Speaker 1: you doing? He gave but okay, I will I will

1280
01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:05,600
Speaker 1: see your school and I'll raise your old g. But

1281
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:08,280
Speaker 1: when somebody meets me to go, oh man, that's um,

1282
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:16,760
Speaker 1: that's that's old dude. That's old boy right there too.

1283
01:27:18,439 --> 01:27:25,479
Speaker 1: So yeah, you when they tell you, tell me, I'm

1284
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:30,400
Speaker 1: who's gonna call it school? Don't about the fight. But

1285
01:27:30,479 --> 01:27:32,519
Speaker 1: then but then he was right because I didn't finish

1286
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:44,920
Speaker 1: all my games because you weren't holding it him. I know,

1287
01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:53,960
Speaker 1: man says like Steve says, old is the goal. All right,

1288
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:56,920
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more right after this. You're listening

1289
01:27:57,200 --> 01:28:06,000
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve's on vacation crew is

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01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:13,639
Speaker 1: in and doing what well? Thanks to our reliance guys

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01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:16,960
Speaker 1: on the internet for every single thing, it seems these

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01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:22,479
Speaker 1: days people are forced to remember just tons of different passwords, okay,

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01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:26,360
Speaker 1: and we have to answer a variety of security questions,

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01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,720
Speaker 1: and it seems many of us are fed up with it.

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01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:34,560
Speaker 1: A recently, yeah yeah, A recent poll finds that of

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01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:39,960
Speaker 1: US adults think extra online security procedures are unnecessary. People

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01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:44,519
Speaker 1: have had enough of elaborate passwords made up of numbers, symbols,

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01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:48,519
Speaker 1: and more, which could explain why people struggled to remember

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01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:51,639
Speaker 1: all their passwords. Most people have an average of thirty

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01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:56,639
Speaker 1: four different online account including email accounts, social media, shopping

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01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:59,320
Speaker 1: account and more. So, guys, do you think you do

1302
01:28:59,439 --> 01:29:02,320
Speaker 1: a good job but creating passwords for your account? Do

1303
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:06,000
Speaker 1: you have a hard time remembering all your parents had

1304
01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:10,479
Speaker 1: one number? The same number? Yeah, I can't remember none

1305
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:12,519
Speaker 1: of them. But I hate when you forget and you

1306
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:15,360
Speaker 1: got to go through this. You know what's your favorite story?

1307
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,840
Speaker 1: He said, what's your favorite ice cream? You know what

1308
01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:23,639
Speaker 1: you told? I don't know what I told y'all Feer

1309
01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:27,120
Speaker 1: first elementary school. Yeah, but the one that gets me

1310
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:29,360
Speaker 1: is who set behind you in the third grade. I

1311
01:29:29,439 --> 01:29:35,760
Speaker 1: don't know behind me in the third grade. I never

1312
01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:38,200
Speaker 1: get my money there. And the banking one, you got

1313
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:39,759
Speaker 1: to make sure you know you're well for your baking,

1314
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:42,240
Speaker 1: because I got locked out my own account and they

1315
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:45,720
Speaker 1: won't they won't help you at all because you could

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01:29:45,720 --> 01:29:51,120
Speaker 1: be anyone identity to tell change real the banks is

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01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:54,000
Speaker 1: my thumb print to get into the phone, just get

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01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:57,000
Speaker 1: right into your now. If I lose my thumbs, I've

1319
01:29:57,040 --> 01:30:00,120
Speaker 1: in trouble. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I if

1320
01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:02,320
Speaker 1: I scratched this thumb and it don't print up right there.

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01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:06,240
Speaker 1: But you know what I did. I got a notebook

1322
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:13,160
Speaker 1: right down all the passwords, and sometimes you went backing paper. Listen, listen,

1323
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:17,040
Speaker 1: because sometimes when you reset the passwords and you want

1324
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:20,760
Speaker 1: the password that you want, you can't have it. You're

1325
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:23,000
Speaker 1: going and keep going. Then you come up with one

1326
01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:25,679
Speaker 1: and you go, WHOA, what did I come up? With Yeah. Yeah,

1327
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:29,920
Speaker 1: I'm really It's not only pad, it's stuff in the

1328
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:31,960
Speaker 1: house that you like. I know, I put it here.

1329
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:36,080
Speaker 1: I don't know where the hell it iss. Now you

1330
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:38,439
Speaker 1: got to find the password with the book all the

1331
01:30:38,439 --> 01:30:41,400
Speaker 1: way home, pass by the day. Can't let that baby sitting.

1332
01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:45,800
Speaker 1: But I put I Love with all my passwords in

1333
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:49,880
Speaker 1: my phone and then forgot the password to the day.

1334
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:54,960
Speaker 1: And listen and listen. You have to remember this. This

1335
01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:58,160
Speaker 1: is what I learned recently. You have to remember some

1336
01:30:58,439 --> 01:31:01,320
Speaker 1: numbers in your phone. What if you lose your phone,

1337
01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:06,679
Speaker 1: you gotta I'm just gonna have your wife's number, your kids, everybody.

1338
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:11,479
Speaker 1: My son's number is son. Yeah, but I have to

1339
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:14,080
Speaker 1: commit it to memory. You have to commit some of

1340
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:18,240
Speaker 1: these numbers to My daughter's name number is Kesha. I

1341
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:22,160
Speaker 1: don't know how we remember some numbers. Yes, they had

1342
01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:27,360
Speaker 1: like three games. Well it wasn't that many numbers. Don't

1343
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:30,559
Speaker 1: want that many people, That's right, that's right, averybody lit

1344
01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:34,519
Speaker 1: it one. Yeah, but that headspace and put it in

1345
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:37,439
Speaker 1: your phone. And now you can't put it back in

1346
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:39,880
Speaker 1: your head space. You have no more space my phone.

1347
01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:42,599
Speaker 1: You never knew I was in that cave. I'll tell

1348
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:45,360
Speaker 1: you what else I forget. Yeah, I'll be that of

1349
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:48,160
Speaker 1: the cave. You'll never find me. I love my phone.

1350
01:31:48,280 --> 01:31:50,400
Speaker 1: I don't know about nothing. If my phone was in

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01:31:50,479 --> 01:31:53,400
Speaker 1: the cave, I'm going back to I'm going back in

1352
01:31:53,439 --> 01:31:55,680
Speaker 1: that cave, whether or would out to rescue work. I'm

1353
01:31:55,720 --> 01:31:59,280
Speaker 1: going to get that phone. Boy, I don't leave my

1354
01:31:59,439 --> 01:32:04,240
Speaker 1: phone nowhere. Yeah, but you know, if if you know,

1355
01:32:04,479 --> 01:32:06,800
Speaker 1: something happens if you leave it on the plane, call

1356
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:11,360
Speaker 1: nobody and a lever tell you something. When we live

1357
01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:14,800
Speaker 1: in New York, I left my phone in a cab,

1358
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:20,240
Speaker 1: I swear to you. I caught that cab at the

1359
01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:22,720
Speaker 1: second like I'll tell you right now. Who don't believe you?

1360
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:31,439
Speaker 1: Page and walked right in, walk right into that one

1361
01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:44,000
Speaker 1: whole on the floor. I'm telling you, guys, you gotta

1362
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:47,479
Speaker 1: remember one number because if you're you have to call people.

1363
01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:49,639
Speaker 1: All Right, we'll be back to close out the show.

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01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:57,720
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Morning Show, all right? Just

1365
01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:00,960
Speaker 1: before we get to our closing remarks out today, which

1366
01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:12,360
Speaker 1: will be done by the three comedians three Old Gee,

1367
01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:16,480
Speaker 1: I like Old Hey, listen, don't forget. Don't forget tomorrow

1368
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:20,120
Speaker 1: at seven twenty eastern, six Central We're going to play

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01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:26,439
Speaker 1: Are you smarter the Nephew Tommy, or, as I like

1370
01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:30,120
Speaker 1: to call it, who isn't like a loyal Yeah, A

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01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:33,360
Speaker 1: loyal listener and Nephew Tommy will each be given sixty

1372
01:33:33,439 --> 01:33:37,000
Speaker 1: seconds to correctly answer our trivia questions. If you are

1373
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:40,320
Speaker 1: smarter than Nephew Tommy, you'll win a one hundred dollar

1374
01:33:40,439 --> 01:33:43,519
Speaker 1: cash gift card, Plus you'll be given the chance to

1375
01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:50,360
Speaker 1: win the grand prize of one million. You can't play,

1376
01:33:50,400 --> 01:33:53,400
Speaker 1: and let you register at Steve Harvey FM dot com.

1377
01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:59,360
Speaker 1: All right, question Tommy, Tommy, how did you think you

1378
01:33:59,439 --> 01:34:03,240
Speaker 1: did today? You know, I didn't do too bad, you know, really,

1379
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:06,360
Speaker 1: because you only got one right, you know what? I

1380
01:34:06,479 --> 01:34:09,080
Speaker 1: think it's like spades. It was one with a possible three.

1381
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:11,160
Speaker 1: I think it went more like that. But you didn't

1382
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:15,479
Speaker 1: even make a board by Actually it was just one

1383
01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:20,200
Speaker 1: one with impossible. No, you're just one one with im possible.

1384
01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:23,160
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing, man, it's possible that you don't get none

1385
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:26,639
Speaker 1: of these right way, y'all wait to morrow. I'm gonna

1386
01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:30,880
Speaker 1: show y'all. So let's practice right now. Off the top

1387
01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:35,040
Speaker 1: of your head, name the seven continents right now? What

1388
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:41,839
Speaker 1: I asked you this yesterday. What the seven continents? Okay?

1389
01:34:42,160 --> 01:34:45,800
Speaker 1: North America, South America, I thought you. I ain't think

1390
01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:52,600
Speaker 1: you got them too, Asia, Europe? I mean I got

1391
01:34:52,720 --> 01:35:00,200
Speaker 1: rest of the boy right japaying No, honey, boy man,

1392
01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm not asy to do all that though, but you

1393
01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:08,160
Speaker 1: know we talked to us somebody who don't even know

1394
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:14,040
Speaker 1: what a continent is Texas. Now I'm gonna go with y'all.

1395
01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:25,639
Speaker 1: Never like you. That's not easy. Smarter than a few

1396
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:31,800
Speaker 1: tommy tomorrow seven twenty, I am. Yeah, so you can

1397
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:36,840
Speaker 1: get some money. Yeah, this ain't easy. Tomorrow now easy,

1398
01:35:36,880 --> 01:35:39,040
Speaker 1: but it was easy to that. Well, we'll see, we'll see,

1399
01:35:39,080 --> 01:35:42,880
Speaker 1: we'll see. You only got one okay, Hey, I'm only

1400
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:48,840
Speaker 1: one person. Okay, we have our clothes, we did, yeah, yeah,

1401
01:35:48,920 --> 01:35:51,320
Speaker 1: we do. Yeah, we got some smart We got some

1402
01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:54,639
Speaker 1: smart clothes around and its goals out to and it's dedicated.

1403
01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:57,080
Speaker 1: First of all, it's from the three it's the three

1404
01:35:57,120 --> 01:36:05,880
Speaker 1: O G. Yeah, I'm not old. Closing remarks to day.

1405
01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:16,240
Speaker 1: The title is this keep your ass out of these caves. Caves.

1406
01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:20,519
Speaker 1: Caves are for bass to hibernate in the winter. That's

1407
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:25,400
Speaker 1: what caves are for. Now. The Three O G s

1408
01:36:25,439 --> 01:36:28,400
Speaker 1: are gonna talk to our people this morning. Yeah, okay,

1409
01:36:28,479 --> 01:36:30,679
Speaker 1: And we just want to know who's that that coaches

1410
01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:37,559
Speaker 1: that does teers do little football, baseball, football, so whatever

1411
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:41,240
Speaker 1: the case, snoop dollars football. Yeah, one on in Florida

1412
01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:46,559
Speaker 1: was um in Florida football. And I know what you're

1413
01:36:46,600 --> 01:36:49,720
Speaker 1: looking for. You're looking for some sort of entertainment to

1414
01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:54,920
Speaker 1: have the kids the team, take the team on an outing. Yeah,

1415
01:36:55,360 --> 01:36:58,720
Speaker 1: you know someplace they can go that's safe, right, But

1416
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:01,759
Speaker 1: caves is not it. That's not it. Say your ass

1417
01:37:01,920 --> 01:37:03,960
Speaker 1: and that we didn't change it to say your ass

1418
01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:09,000
Speaker 1: at the cave. The cave, that's it. And you're talking

1419
01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:13,240
Speaker 1: to who now? People that are coaches, Yeah, coaches that

1420
01:37:13,360 --> 01:37:17,800
Speaker 1: want to take the league football, baseball team, little team,

1421
01:37:18,520 --> 01:37:20,680
Speaker 1: all of that, all of that, but we need to

1422
01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:24,080
Speaker 1: give them some places they can take the team. Take them.

1423
01:37:24,479 --> 01:37:29,200
Speaker 1: You can take them to the mall to walk around

1424
01:37:29,240 --> 01:37:31,360
Speaker 1: in the mall, walk around the mall and nothing with that.

1425
01:37:32,120 --> 01:37:34,320
Speaker 1: But if they you know, if the kids want to

1426
01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:37,960
Speaker 1: they love water, you understand, take them to your house. Yeah,

1427
01:37:38,439 --> 01:37:41,400
Speaker 1: turrying the sprint clown in the front yard. Yeah, let

1428
01:37:41,439 --> 01:37:43,880
Speaker 1: him run through that run through. You don't know how

1429
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:46,599
Speaker 1: much fun. That is the whole team gonna run through,

1430
01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:49,880
Speaker 1: run through that. These games that nobody you let them

1431
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:52,960
Speaker 1: sit on, say on your porch and play a game

1432
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:58,800
Speaker 1: of that's my car. Nobody plays the game. There's nothing

1433
01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:01,360
Speaker 1: wrong with Give you another place that they can go

1434
01:38:02,160 --> 01:38:04,920
Speaker 1: that they see all the time. You know the field

1435
01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:08,840
Speaker 1: that you practice that across that field is a playground.

1436
01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:14,040
Speaker 1: Take the right over there after practice. That's what's on

1437
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:16,880
Speaker 1: the monkey ball. We gotta go, no can, I'll tell

1438
01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:20,920
Speaker 1: you something better. Find you an old lady in the hood,

1439
01:38:21,040 --> 01:38:24,960
Speaker 1: uh that still got a clothes lane and let them

1440
01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:30,320
Speaker 1: zip line cross there. They got the two feet off

1441
01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:32,559
Speaker 1: the ground, they go across the yard. If you file,

1442
01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:35,000
Speaker 1: you get back up, Get back up. Here's another game.

1443
01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:37,800
Speaker 1: Everybody get a bag of rocks and they throw them

1444
01:38:37,840 --> 01:38:40,439
Speaker 1: at each other. Yeah, it's gonna hurt. Yeah, it's gonna

1445
01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:43,639
Speaker 1: it's gonna be. You ain't gonna be in the cave. Yeah.

1446
01:38:45,280 --> 01:38:48,000
Speaker 1: If you get ten glad trash bags and line them

1447
01:38:48,120 --> 01:38:51,599
Speaker 1: up and make one long one once some water now

1448
01:38:52,280 --> 01:38:58,840
Speaker 1: and just slide across that slipping slide and everybody it's safe. Yeah,

1449
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:00,880
Speaker 1: you ain't got to go look at but nobody looking

1450
01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:06,400
Speaker 1: for nobody, everybody home. You know what, I'm not even

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Speaker 1: against this, but hop Scott what it's safe? It's a

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Speaker 1: safe game. One you to coach, you to coach, you

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Speaker 1: said we're gonna play hide and go seek. You count

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Speaker 1: a hundred, then you go on the house all night

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Speaker 1: and everybody's fun. You ain't it okay? Anybody looking for you?

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Speaker 1: We got a question? Yeah, they're all the boys have

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Speaker 1: been rescued by the way and the coach, and that's

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Speaker 1: why we had today's for closing remarks. I'm just wondering

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Speaker 1: was it too soon? Safe? They safe by everybody. We

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Speaker 1: love you. Thank you for all Steve Harvey contests. No

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Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void we're prohibited. Participants must be legal US

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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless other wise stated.

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