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Speaker 1: What's going on with this woman? Christina is her name?

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Speaker 1: Tell us how you met, about any dates that you've

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Speaker 2: Yeah? So yeah, Christina. She's a really sweet, really really

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, now, I want you to I want

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Speaker 1: Hey Glenn, Hey, all right, let's call Christina. You guys

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Speaker 1: Hi, Hey, I'm sorrying to rupt you, but I just

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Speaker 2: And so what did I just do those jokes with you?

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Speaker 1: You realize, Glenn, if you have a joke, if you

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