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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season fourteen, Episode four.

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Speaker 1: I'm DOS Daily's eight guys January two thousand eighteen. My

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Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien a K. Jack at E Jack,

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Speaker 1: don't talk Jack. That is courtesy of at Triz, and

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Speaker 1: I am joined by my co host, Mr Miles Gray.

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Speaker 1: That's right. It is life, mirs of the Rich, and

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Speaker 1: grass that is a fire a K. I want us

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Speaker 1: tell everybody because you incorporate with my first and last name,

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Speaker 1: and you did a great song. Who's that good, Charlotte?

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Speaker 1: Who's Who's that? I don't know anyway, that came from

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Speaker 1: a dog called normous, So shout out to you, a

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Speaker 1: dog called normal And we are thrilled to be joining

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Speaker 1: our third seat by the hilarious comedian Amy Miller. Hello,

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Speaker 1: how are you Amy? Good? Are you doing okay? You

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Speaker 1: having a small stroke. You're having a small stroke, A

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Speaker 1: small stroke at acute one. It's a cute strop Amy.

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Speaker 1: What is something from your search history that is revealing

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Speaker 1: about who you are as a human? Well, okay, I

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Speaker 1: look up the last thing I googled in my phone

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Speaker 1: and it was Portuguese water dogs. I've been having a

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Speaker 1: real week with the Obama family. Um, because two nights

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Speaker 1: ago I had a full on sex dream about Brock,

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Speaker 1: my first one ever, which seems like, yeah, you had

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Speaker 1: eight years I miss him. And then I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I was just talking to somebody about his dog Bow

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Speaker 1: and we were like, what breed is that? When I

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Speaker 1: googled Portuguese water dog, which incidentally also sounds like a

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Speaker 1: horrible sex act. Yea for somebody, Rock was Portuguese water dog. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: And I let him, what's something you think is overrated?

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Speaker 1: Something I think that's overrated? The Walking Dead? You're a

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Speaker 1: big fan, No, I've actually I'm I'm one of three

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Speaker 1: Americans who have never watched a single episode of The

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Speaker 1: Walking Dead. Yeah, I mean I think I've seen three

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Speaker 1: and then I just couldn't do it well. And the

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Speaker 1: standards so much higher now, right, because there's so much

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Speaker 1: stuff to watch. That's just like, if I'm not grabbed,

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Speaker 1: if I don't care, I just don't care. And I

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Speaker 1: don't know how people watch that much gore on a

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Speaker 1: regular basis for years, because I think some people live

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Speaker 1: with that, like fantasy of the zombie apocalypse happening. Like

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Speaker 1: I have friends who like they're praying every day that happens.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. Why would they want that. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, maybe to like prove that like they're able

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Speaker 1: to survive or something like that. Because they've watched so

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Speaker 1: many of these shows. They feel like they're ready because

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Speaker 1: we don't know how this could be happening now. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's like we didn't have a war in our generation

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Speaker 1: where we did, but like not that like your friends

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Speaker 1: and so I would say the Iraq War was pretty

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Speaker 1: real for our generation, right, But I feel like this

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Speaker 1: is there's no there. There's like also zombies let you

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Speaker 1: that's what Hollywood uses for, or like video games use

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Speaker 1: instead of nazis. It's like the safe thing, the disposable people,

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Speaker 1: disposable bad guys that you can just kill with impunity.

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Speaker 1: So that is true. I never thought about that, but

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Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, it's such an easy thing to murder.

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Speaker 1: And they're also it's like putting everything on like the

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Speaker 1: easiest level in a video game like slow and dumb.

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Speaker 1: Just use like clan members. That would be fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would be fun. Actually, that's why there's games like

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Speaker 1: Wolfenstein where it's just literally it's just like, YO killed

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Speaker 1: Nazis in the most gruesome way you can with like

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Speaker 1: futuristic guns that would just melt them. But yeah, the

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Speaker 1: I thought Frank Deribon would probably do a good job,

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested. If I can't put myself in that scenario,

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Speaker 1: it's not real. There used to be someone that I

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Speaker 1: you think is underrated? Um? This one I did think

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Speaker 1: about and sad um current day Domino's pizza, okay, because

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Speaker 1: here's the thing, Yes, yes, I remember now if I

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Speaker 1: think back on eating Dominos pizza as a kid, it

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Speaker 1: was pretty gross, like especially I have a huge family. Uh,

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Speaker 1: those like big like rectangular ones with the square pieces, yes,

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Speaker 1: but current day great value. Here's what I do on

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Speaker 1: and like, I don't want to eat like super shooty

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Speaker 1: food all the time. Dominoes, I don't know, it's got

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Speaker 1: some veggies on it. Whatever, I can justify it to myself.

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Speaker 1: Walk out large pizza I'll just like put that in

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Speaker 1: And I mean pizza for three four days that you

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Speaker 1: get now kind of mileage out of a pizza. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: you put a piece in front of me, especially man,

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Speaker 1: if i'd smacking, I will eat. I'm burning any calories.

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Speaker 1: I'm just sitting in a car driving right, and neither

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Speaker 1: the engine demands the calories, so I must need it.

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Speaker 1: But the storymodels they're not so nice. It's a franchise.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been inside of Dominoes that has been remodeled.

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Speaker 1: You could own a Domino's pizza. Today, I had an

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Speaker 1: They're the largest franchise owners of Dominoes. She's like the

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Speaker 1: Dominoes queen. She was like, She's like, if you ever

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I like, how militant You're being

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Speaker 1: a good friend. Have you seen their oven cars? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Those are so dope. And I think the pizza is

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Speaker 1: good now. I really like their thing Creuss Pizza and

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Speaker 1: have always liked their thin Cross pizza. Yeah, yeah, tun

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Speaker 1: Ride crackery like that. It's like Cristy, I'm right here,

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Speaker 1: the crust very edible. And now I feel like we're

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Speaker 1: getting so caught in pizza. We're not even sponsored by Dominoes.

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Speaker 1: Every ten pizzas I get a free pizza. That is

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Speaker 1: so generous. Dominoes, thank you so much. That happens. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just in your account. It's like you I never

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Speaker 1: sign in. Oh you are blowing it. I just don't

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Speaker 1: trust big Dominoes. But when you compare Domino's pizza to

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Speaker 1: the other big chains, Papa John's is fucking hot garbage.

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Speaker 1: Pizza Hut has never been good. Yes, I like it's

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Speaker 1: all your fists up at me. It is so greasy

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Speaker 1: that pan pizza. I love it because it's like eating

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Speaker 1: just a grease personal pan pizzas fine, but like they're

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Speaker 1: it on all the options and it's like, why what

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Speaker 1: am I paying that for pizza hut? Because you because

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Speaker 1: you're in a hut? No? Thanks? Yeah, And mostly what

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Speaker 1: I always say, you always you walked into our office

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get into format. We're trying to take a

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Speaker 1: sample of the national shared consciousness. People are getting on

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Speaker 1: me for saying global shared consciousness because apparently, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just finding this out, there are countries besides the United States.

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Speaker 1: I've been telling me Jack, right, Uh, Miles, you were right. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: When I said I was half Japanese, he thought my

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Speaker 1: the way we like to open up, uh, in sampling

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Speaker 1: that shared consciousness is by asking our guests, what is

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Speaker 1: a myth? What is something that most people in the

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Speaker 1: for today because I'm really showing who I am and

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Speaker 1: what I care about. But um, I think that too

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Speaker 1: many Americans think that I will always love you is

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Speaker 1: a Whitney Houston song, when in fact it belongs to

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Speaker 1: Dolly Parton, whose birthday it is today. Happy birthday, Dolly much. Yes, Um,

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Speaker 1: in Texas, great film with Dolly Partner and Burt Reynolds.

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Speaker 1: It's very sadly. And then Whitney remade it after many

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Speaker 1: And Whitney does a good job with her, Oh she does.

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Speaker 1: She made it better. I prefer the Whitney version, but

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Speaker 1: but that's part of the genius though, is knowing whose

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Speaker 1: write the national anthem. She just did it better than everybody.

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Speaker 1: You've seen pictures of Francis Scott Key. Yeah, it looks

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Speaker 1: like when Whitney Houston. She may be time traveling. But

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Speaker 1: you know, she has the Dixie Stampede dinner show. She

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Speaker 1: dropped Dixie from the Stampede because it uhould just be

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Speaker 1: medieval times for people who like the Antiboe South. And

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Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, we're keeping up with changing attitudes,

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Speaker 1: so she's keeping up. And I think she should take

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Speaker 1: Stampede of the name because I've been to that dinner

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Speaker 1: and there's not a lot of stampeding. Just changed the

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Speaker 1: names called the Dolly parton dinner. No, the food is

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Speaker 1: menieval talk? And I love the little potato. Don't ask

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Speaker 1: me about potato. Yeah, it's it's all eat with your

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Speaker 1: I just thankful it's not a ship flavored thing? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but for some reason, like I like New York street

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Speaker 1: wintertime smells like horseship and the summer yeah yeah that too,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, like both or like the hot the hot

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Speaker 1: to upgrade that? Come on? Man? Uh. He said that

423
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Speaker 1: he thought that if he cut his hair or changed it,

424
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 1: that he would lose his power and his wealth. And

425
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: I laughed hysterically at him. So this motherfucker think he's Samson.

426
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: He's like, don't cut my motherfucking whatever. Yeah, whatever that

427
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: it ship is. I mean, his hair is kind of

428
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 1: brilliant because it's like the most he's good at branding. Basically,

429
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: it's a shell game of hair, like you don't know

430
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 1: what it's what you're quite doing and anyway, so then

431
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 1: apparently she went during like later on in the night,

432
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: she goes to the bathroom and when she comes out,

433
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: like the bathroom is in his bedroom in the hotel suite,

434
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 1: and when she comes out, he's laying there on the

435
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 1: bed and he's like, no, he's he's just he's laying

436
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: in the bed and he said, come here. Uh. And

437
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: then in the interview she says, quote and I was like,

438
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: here we go, and we started kissing. I actually don't

439
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 1: even know why I did it, but I do remember

440
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: while we were having sex, I was like, please don't

441
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: try to pay me. And then I remember thinking, but

442
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: I bet if he did, he would be a lot

443
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 1: um And then like the in touch people like, she

444
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: was like, that's this is all you were thinking, And

445
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, isn't that horrible? Uh? And then she

446
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: the they asked her if she was attracted to him,

447
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 1: she said, would you be? I was more like fascinated.

448
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 1: I was definitely stimulated by the conversation. Um and then

449
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: like later on afterwards, he's like, hey, can you like

450
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: Trump asked Stormy Daniels to sign one of her DVDs

451
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: for him. Yeah, but she was like she he probably

452
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,880
Speaker 1: got that in the gift bag at the thing. It's

453
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 1: not like he had it on deck and was like

454
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: or whatever. But apparently she he was just very like

455
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 1: smitten with there. Uh. And then the next day, like

456
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: they go to hang out and he was like chilling

457
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 1: with Ben Roethlisberger and like and then he demanded right exactly,

458
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: and I was like, but then he demanded Ben Roethlisberger,

459
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: he couldn't walk Stormy Daniels to a room. So he's like, Ben,

460
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 1: walk her to a room, and she said, Ben Roethlisberger

461
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 1: as a gentleman, and like made sure he got she

462
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: got to a room. I think one of his last

463
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: acts of decency um And so basically just goes on.

464
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: Like the weird ship is that he was basically kind

465
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 1: of dangling this idea that he could get her on

466
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: The Apprentice for sex a sense. She's kind of like,

467
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: you know what I could do for you kind of thing,

468
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: and like making her look at the Forbes magazine with

469
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,919
Speaker 1: him on the cover being like, you know, because I

470
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. Now, what about this Forbes magazine

471
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: with him on the cover. Later she wanted him to

472
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: he wanted him to get a little spank spanked with it.

473
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 1: I guess he asked her to spank him with a

474
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 1: Forbes of magazine with him and his children on the cover. Yeah.

475
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: That that's like, that's not in this thing for whatever reason,

476
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: I don't it's not in the transcript of that, but

477
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: that's being reported in another I think the interview that

478
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,959
Speaker 1: she did but a dirty baby, yeah exactly. Uh. And

479
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: then like it's just other weird shit, you know, like

480
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 1: he basically a call her all the time and and

481
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 1: just be like hey, honey bunch and trying to like

482
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,360
Speaker 1: hang out with her all the time. I Mean, it's

483
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: very obvious that like the way to get him to

484
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: love you is just to insult him, because he's got

485
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 1: such just an absence of self esteem, Like he's the

486
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: New York Times if The New York Times was a

487
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 1: human being obsessed with The New York Times, right, because yeah,

488
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 1: he's so used to sick of fans around him, Like yeah,

489
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: the second someone's doing some difference, like oh my gosh,

490
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: I don't understand why nobody recorded any of these things.

491
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: Like if I was going up to Donald Trump's hotel room,

492
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 1: I haven't immediately turn on my phone recorder. Yeah. The

493
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 1: one thing that was interesting that popped out was like

494
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: one of the other times they hooked up, he was

495
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 1: like fascinated with Shark Week and like like he was like, hey,

496
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 1: come watch this with me. They just sat down and

497
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,360
Speaker 1: watched Shark Week for like a few hours, and uh,

498
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: this is this is what she said. This is from

499
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: the thing. He was watching Shark Week and he was

500
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: watching a special about the USS something and it sank

501
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 1: and it was like the worst shark attack in history.

502
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: He is obsessed with sharks, terrified of sharks. He was like,

503
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: I don't I donate to all these charities and I

504
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I

505
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: hope all the sharks die. He was like riveted. He

506
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,239
Speaker 1: was like obsessed. It's so strange. I know, you got

507
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 1: an anti shark agenda or something. That's so great because

508
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: there's there's also that part of evidence that he's like

509
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 1: into trucks and like pretending to drive trucks. He he

510
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: really is like he's a little boy, four year old.

511
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: He probably saw Jaws as a fucking full grown adult

512
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: man and was shook and he's like, no, shark, can't

513
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 1: trust him. No, Yeah, that's why he was exactly like

514
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: that from the age of four to eight. I was

515
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: obsessed with sharks and scared of them. And but he's

516
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: like had this weird life that said, no attachment to

517
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: like nature at all. Like he's probably scared by a

518
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: lot of it. He's probably scared by like fucking forests

519
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: and bears because he's just been living in this ivory

520
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: tower and like, I mean, he doesn't even like stairs.

521
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: He just only goes in elevators. Like it's fucking weird. Yeah, well,

522
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: so I think it goes on, Like they hang out

523
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: a few more times, and he just keeps trying to

524
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: tell her he's gonna get on the Apprentice. He doesn't,

525
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: and just follows this pattern of like you know, just

526
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: kind of like manipulating her with the possibility of working

527
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: on the Apprentice, but she was kind of never like

528
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: under the illusion that he probably could. Does she say

529
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 1: why she kept hanging out with him, Well, she they

530
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: only really hung out twice. He just kept calling her

531
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: all the time and like they would talk or whatever,

532
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: and she just thought it was so funny that like

533
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: like she had a boyfriend and she would have him

534
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: on speaker and be like, you know, Donald Tru's calling

535
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: us so not she clearly was not as invested as

536
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: he was, and he was. And she also mentions how

537
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: like he never brought up Milani. The only person he

538
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: ever spoke about was Ivanka, and he's like, you're just

539
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: like her, your beauty full and smart. So yeah, but anyway,

540
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: I guess, uh, you know, in the end, shout out

541
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: Stormy Daniels because I like how you be fucking with

542
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: Donald Trump when you do your small talk like you're

543
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: the banter. Is just still fun their other quotes where

544
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: she's just always kind of taking shots at him and

545
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: he's like scrambling to defend himself. That's amazing. I'm shocked

546
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: that he doesn't have a better sense of humor about himself.

547
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: Um well, at least he laughed when she was like,

548
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: what the funk is up with your hair? Yeah, like

549
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: he must get that question NonStop, right, yeah, or like

550
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,959
Speaker 1: that's his like sort of sort of pre installed answer

551
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: to that question, and like why don't you change, like

552
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: if I did, I would lose my money in my power. Really,

553
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm sure he's got that answer, Hopper ready

554
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: to go. Yeah again, Still no mention of this story

555
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 1: on the Drudge Report, which breathlessly reports every detail of

556
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: the Obama children going to parties in college. Ye, this

557
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: guy cheating on his wife with a porn star. I mean,

558
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: not that the porn star thing makes it worse or whatever,

559
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: you know, because we're not trying to shame the porn stars,

560
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: but like you're cheating on your wife, your pregnant wife,

561
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: and like carrying on a relationship. And the later on

562
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: in the interview, Stormy Daniels like if I was his wife,

563
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: like whatever, if she's like like something like if you

564
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: put his dick in a hundred chicks, like I wouldn't care.

565
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: What would upset me is that he was carrying on

566
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: the relationship with somebody, like trying to talk to them

567
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: or whatever. So I could just like picture him like

568
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: on a phone, like with the cord like twirling it

569
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: with Corey line. Yeah, yeah, exactly. How is he How

570
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,959
Speaker 1: is she able to talk about this now? When they

571
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: settled as an old interview before she signed all that

572
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: that in touch unearthed to let people in because this

573
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: is all pre gag order dishing. So she started to

574
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: talk about it and then and then okay, his lawyers

575
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: came for her. Uh speaking of other people coming for

576
00:30:55,640 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: uh Donald Trump Amarossa, there are russ because it's from

577
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: the New York Daily News. So take that with not

578
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: just a grain of salt, maybe an entire sault shaker.

579
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: But apparently she may have been recording interactions that happened

580
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: inside the White House. I love it that they were

581
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,479
Speaker 1: saying so in their support that apparently almar Rossa loves

582
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,719
Speaker 1: to record meetings, like with her iPhone, And they were

583
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: saying that one of the reasons the reasons why the

584
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: White House staff had to give up their personal cell

585
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: phones was because amar rosso was always trying to record

586
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: ship in the White House. And so yeah, now they're

587
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: saying that, you know, like this is where he god

588
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: gets tabloidy in the New York Daily News right up.

589
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: It's like, don't be surprised if she has secret audio

590
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: files on everyone in that White House past present staffers,

591
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: included cool juicy gossip. But they're also tying that to

592
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: the fact that she seems to be pretty concerned that

593
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: she could get caught up in the Robert Mueller investigation.

594
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: So I don't know if like she has like safety

595
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: receipts to be like a, uh, leave me alone. But

596
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: I have all these recording you can look at, or

597
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: they're just trying to sort of because she's in the

598
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: White House, probably everybody is connected or is worth investigating.

599
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: But I don't, you know, Amarrossa clearly was not doing

600
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: much there in terms of I think, liaising with the Russians.

601
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: So I thought Washington d C. Was a two party

602
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: consent UH district where you needed both people to know

603
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: when you were recording a conversation. That is incorrect one

604
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: party consent U district, and that means that you can

605
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: gain a phone call as long as at least one

606
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: party to the conversation consents. So all those recordings would

607
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: be fair game. There's no way they would ever be released, though,

608
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: I just don't believe it's possible. We'll see, I mean,

609
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: it's it would only be like if there was something

610
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: that was so incriminating that like helped you know that

611
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: she needed to like save herself from some kind of wrongdoing,

612
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: which I doubt she has anything to do with the

613
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: Russia stuff, but who knows, or she could just be

614
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: petty as fuck and just be like, Hi, I have

615
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: a mixtape. Do you want to buy? Do you want

616
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: to pay me? Like three million dollars for like four

617
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: megabytes of voice notes? Get paid? Omar Rosa. So, uh,

618
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about protest music, you guys, because

619
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: you two and Justin Timberlake just both released videos in

620
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: the last seventy two hours that are just attempts by

621
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: incredibly wealthy, uh white man Uh to address this the

622
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: current political situation there basically protest anthems, and this is

623
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: something I remember people saying back when Trump was elected, like, well,

624
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: imagine how good the protest music is going to be. Yeah,

625
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: and the comedy has been solid in a lot of cases. Uh,

626
00:33:55,400 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: the comedy. I compliment you on the comedy, but uh,

627
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: and obviously you know, Kendrick Lamar has made some great

628
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: protest music, but there has also been some like really

629
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: just ham fisted, horrible attempt at protest music and videos.

630
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: And I think these are both kind of examples. What's

631
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: the what? What's the YouTube song? So? The YouTube song

632
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 1: is uh about love and other vague things typical Latter

633
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 1: Day YouTube bullshit. They're both pretty general, like they don't

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Speaker 1: have a unified message. Both videos are awesome looking, very

635
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Speaker 1: cool looking. Yeah, like made by great artists who should

636
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: have been spending their talents on other things. But you know,

637
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,919
Speaker 1: good for them getting paid. But the the YouTube video

638
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: looks amazing. It's this animated thing, uh and it has

639
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,720
Speaker 1: you know, Trump in his in the oval office, well KKK,

640
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: people march by, and it's just well, think about a man.

641
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: And then there's like business people who come home from

642
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: work in their KKK robesman, because when you think about it,

643
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: they just got home from a meeting though, right, Like,

644
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: think about that, dude. There's even a part where like

645
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: a black power fist turns into a ying yang. Yes,

646
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 1: fucking yin Yang's very unfill take a walk around the block.

647
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: It's like the kind of thing that I feel like

648
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: Twitter trolls imagine when they call someone a social justice warrior.

649
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, yep, way too general, just like you

650
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: barfed out every cause in three minutes and you're like,

651
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: this is this all matters to me even though I'm

652
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: super rich and I'm bono. Yeah, it's like a social

653
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 1: justice warrior whose mind is just like exhausted, and they're

654
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: just like I don't know a black power fist and yeah,

655
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: like and that guy's a KKK. Remember I don't know

656
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: and then just like the word intersectional flags and um,

657
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: it's a nightmare justin Timberlakes video, So I Ei EI is. Yeah,

658
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: it is memorable. It kind of burrows its way into

659
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: a part of your brain. But it's so should we

660
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: just go through what happens in the video? He's like

661
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,879
Speaker 1: up to a point you see it in an empty

662
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: apartment watching a wall full of TVs and it's like

663
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 1: Harvey Weinstein and like protests following the murder of Eric

664
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: Garner and like signs that say me to tell them

665
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey, Bro, Spacey, think about that your spaceship gun shop, bro.

666
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: And then like it's like the beginning of scrooged right

667
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: reference for people out there. Then we cut to uh,

668
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: like very it's basically the capital from Hunger Games, like

669
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: a bunch of like fancy, fancily dressed white people, and

670
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: we know they're white both because they are played by

671
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: white actors, but they're also completely painted white and they're

672
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: painted white and their clothes are painted white and they're

673
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: harassing like this beautiful actress named Issa Gonzales Reina. Uh,

674
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: and they're just like being meander. They're like, hey, you

675
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: know you don't hear it, but like, hey, you're not white. Yeah,

676
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: you're not white. We're gonna push you. And then Justin

677
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: Timberlake intervenes and he's like, hey, I'm the I'm the man,

678
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: get back, and then he punches one of the dudes.

679
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: She punches one of the dudes, and then yeah, So

680
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Speaker 1: the lyrics of the song are all about how he

681
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: wants to get supplies. Uh yeah. The choruses I got supply, yeah,

682
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: yuys supply yeai guys, I got you. I got supply

683
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: yeah yuys uh, and the precurses because I'll be the

684
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: light when you can't see. I'll be the wood when

685
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: you need heat. I'll be the generator. Turn me on

686
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: when you need electricity. Some ship's about to go down.

687
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: I'll be the one with the level head. Ladies, don't worry.

688
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: The man will keep the level head. The world could

689
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: end now, baby, we're living in the Walking Dead. Mmmm.

690
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: So I don't know if he's literally saying referencing the show,

691
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: probably because people are just walking around like zombies. Is

692
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: he trying to say like their sheeple or is it

693
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: like that coming like you and Me against the world.

694
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,919
Speaker 1: Did he write this song? Wow? He was watching TV

695
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: and he's like, all right, so the video will a

696
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: little bit. I'm watching TV. I think sometimes Yeah, yeah,

697
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: I think he mostly writes the song. So it's basically

698
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: a lot. It's like it's not even exactly a protest

699
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: anthem because it ends up just being a fu song. Yeah.

700
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: Because even in the video, despite all that, like we're like,

701
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 1: you know, she torches like a pyramid of money like

702
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: Illuminati ship. That actually happens in both videos money to

703
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: burn a pyramid of money in both videos. Burn your

704
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: God down, bro, your titles, Yeah, think about it. You're

705
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: Pharaoh is money bro, so and yeah and then but

706
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: it's still in the justin tim video, it still ends

707
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: with them fucking like you know, there's still like a

708
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: like they're said, they're like kissing each other. Important for

709
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: a protest song that opens with like him learning about

710
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: the Me Too movement is to still have a sexy

711
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: lady that you can have sex with. Yeah. No, women

712
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: are the future, as embodied by this female character Beats

713
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: up rich people and destroys the metaphorical banks, but mostly

714
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: still good for fucking. But she wants to bang justin

715
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: Timmo and that is the important That is the climax

716
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: of the video so to speak. I mean, because he's

717
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: the wood when you need heat, you know, if you

718
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: really need to know. It's also a weird part about

719
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: is dick falling out? I don't know. This is weird

720
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: that one, and the bridge says not, now, want to

721
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 1: know everything, don't leave a single detail out. I'll get

722
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: mine later. Just fell out. It makes me a generous lover. Oh,

723
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: I want to see everything, so don't leave a single

724
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: detail out. This sounds like a cuckolding scenario to me. Okay,

725
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: being cooked, I feel like because he's saying I fell out,

726
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: I feel like he lost his erection and he's like, okay,

727
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: well this other guy like you come on and take

728
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: care of it. I'll get mine later. Yeah, I'll get

729
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: mine later. I just fell out. Yeah, that makes me

730
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: a generous lover. What's the first line again? Now? Now

731
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: I want to know everything, don't leave a single detail.

732
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then he's like, but tell me about it. Yeah,

733
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: he's getting cooked, very very moteristic, total data broth nada. Well,

734
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: there's not you know, after the apocalypse, because we're like

735
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: so weak and there's not going to be a lot

736
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: of women left naturally be a lot of cuckolding scenarios

737
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 1: because there's so few of us and so many of you. Yeah. Yeah,

738
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: so he's describing a utopia something wild. Yeah, it's weird

739
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: because on his like melody delivery is very country like

740
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 1: mann Last, but it's like on a sort of straight

741
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:17,479
Speaker 1: like sort of mumble rap trap beat sound. Yeah. But hey, yeah,

742
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: but this is not to say that all protest music

743
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: is bad. Uh, you know, like we said, Kendrick Lamar

744
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 1: is dope. Lady Gaga has had some good protest anthems.

745
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 1: Many people people just sucking, uh, you know, people who

746
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: have sold millions and millions of albums and live Like

747
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: haven't met a person who makes under three million dollars

748
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: a year in the past decade. Like, maybe should not

749
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: be making protest music Alright, I don't know, way, But

750
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: but before we say that, do we even think this

751
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,320
Speaker 1: is actually a protest song because the lyrics been completely

752
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: like the visuals are clearly trying to say something. But

753
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: do you think this you think, even justin Timberlake thinks

754
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: because clearly, like I feel like the imagery sounds like

755
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: I want to do something that makes a statement. Even

756
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 1: though this song might not even connect with the visuals,

757
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: I think it is the time's up pin of like

758
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: protest songs, and that he's just like, you know, conveniently

759
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: throwing a nod to like them are man like. It's

760
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: like we're living in the Walking Dead. It's just crazy

761
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: because but I'm still right off in the sunset with

762
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: my beautiful lady and like orphan children at the end,

763
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: which is like the little girl knocks on and things

764
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: like wake up were sheep with her eyes? All Right,

765
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. We will be right back.

766
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: And we're back, um, and we're talking earlier. Another good

767
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: protest song, Zombie by Cranberries. We're going to ride out

768
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: on that in honor of the lead singer of the

769
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: Cranberries past this week. Um. But it's also time for

770
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: a little more Bloyd watch. And this is the point

771
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: at which we go through the tabloids because people still

772
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: need to buy milk, and so they passed by all

773
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: these tabloids, and then people still need to buy milk

774
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: in the grocery store. You're just talking about how much

775
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: milk is being consumed here. Has that that felt very personal? Yeah?

776
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 1: Well everybody, everybody buys milk, everybody with kids buys milk.

777
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: And you still have to walk through the aisle at

778
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 1: the grocery store and see the headlines by a publishing

779
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: empire that is owned and run by one of Donald

780
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: Trump's best friends. Uh, everything except in Touch, which surprised

781
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: Prize is the one publishing outlet that was willing to

782
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: break the Stormy Daniels story. Shout out to Bower Publishing

783
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: in Germany and People Magazine, also not owned by David Peckar.

784
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: But everything else, from US Weekly to Kay to the

785
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: National Examiner or The Globe, the National Enquirer, all of

786
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: them are owned by the same dude who is Trump's homie. Uh.

787
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: The other thing we have noticed that tabloids are good

788
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: for is they're usually onto at first when a celebrity

789
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: is dying. Occasionally they're just wrong, but uh, it does

790
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 1: seem like they are making some predictions. Uh that that

791
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 1: seemed like they might be right on. Like Val Kilmer,

792
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,959
Speaker 1: it looks like is his cancer spread to his brain? Yeah?

793
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: Which is really sad. That's weird that like that's the

794
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: one thing that they kind of don't fucking completely lie about,

795
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: like for whatever, they're so fixed I guess because the

796
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: elderly people are so fixated on their mortality to probably

797
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: at that point that it just helps, you know, like

798
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 1: you know, Michael Douglas and like his last dying wish

799
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: and ship like that. But Loretta Lynn also that's in

800
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: and Alex Trebec. No, yeah, so Alex Trebec apparently had

801
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 1: a fall last year. I sprect seventy seven. I didn't

802
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: realize that he had a fall last year in December,

803
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: I guess. And uh, you know, after a couple of

804
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: weeks he went in to have it checked on and

805
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 1: there was a lot of like internal bleeding on his brain,

806
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: so he had to have you know, surgery to suck

807
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: some of the blood off of his brain. And people

808
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: are saying that it's things haven't been going well. So

809
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: Jeopardy is currently on hiatus. Well he is sort of

810
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: getting treatment for that. But uh, like in the way

811
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: that this shitty journalistic institution reports things, they they wrote

812
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:41,479
Speaker 1: something like pals think he's a gone or exclamation point

813
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: or something like that. It sounds like something that Pal

814
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: would say. This poor motherfucker has nine weeks to live,

815
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: says an insider, exactly anything else you guys noticed on

816
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: the cover. Well, on the other hand, Betty White thriving

817
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: young vodka and hot dogs, however, of the National Examiner,

818
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: So they have no predictions for Betty White kicking off. Yeah,

819
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they need to have that to

820
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: juxtapose that with Trump's dietary habits. We'll look at Betty

821
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: was nine eating hot dogs and vodka. So you know,

822
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: Mr Big maximfloe Fish, he's clearly gonna live to be

823
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: at least he's not drinking vodka. But the the fact

824
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: that this is basically published by Donald Trump is very evident.

825
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: There's a big front page story on the cover of

826
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 1: the Globe, Trump nails Clinton confession We're guilty. Uh So,

827
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: like Trump is behind the scenes as he's doing his

828
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: job as the president, he's also like secretly batmanning the

829
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 1: Clinton's There's also a story like that about Obama and

830
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: the Inquirer. It was saying like the cover was something

831
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 1: like that Obama was behind the big book of lies

832
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 1: about fire and fury, and then inside they're saying, like,

833
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: clearly the people behind the Obama was in Clinton's were

834
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: behind this book like on election Day. And then the

835
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 1: source of that is they said a guy who was

836
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: a Harvard graduate who looked at documents from like the CIA,

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00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: and that's what they're basing their whole cover story off of.

838
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: So not a former CIA, Harvard graduate who comp documents,

839
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: so based off him because he went to Harvard, guys,

840
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 1: because this is clearly how they treat their viewers intelligence. Well,

841
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: he went to Harvard, he read this and he says

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Speaker 1: that's true. So because you are an octogenarian, you should

843
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Speaker 1: believe this as well. And that's a big book of

844
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: dirty fucking lies. So I I wouldn't have predicted as

845
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: a kid that we would still be so enamored of

846
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: the royal family at this point on like the level

847
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: of like front page stories about everything. I guess once

848
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: you know they started like marrying and fucking Americans, then

849
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: we have more of a r But it's still just

850
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 1: like I've never I just haven't cared, Princess Die, I've

851
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: never cared. That was last time you cared. Yeah, I've

852
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: been won over by Megan Markin. I do like Megan Market.

853
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny. I don't think I've ever heard

854
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: her voice because I didn't know the show she was on,

855
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: and I just with her and Harry, I know, but

856
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: I only read the transcripts because you know, like when

857
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 1: we do the show, like I'm just having the videos

858
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: are harder to watch, so I'm just like reading through transcripts.

859
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: What's her voice? Like? Is she Have you ever heard

860
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: an Angels? Yes? I have been to four non blox

861
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: She is lovely. I like just the I like that

862
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: she's in the family, just for the funny stories about

863
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: like the racist aunts, like that's really enjoyable. The woodwork, Yeah,

864
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: I mean that episode of the Crown in like forty years,

865
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: that's gonna be so dope. Yeah, it was gonna be

866
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,919
Speaker 1: on for a long time. You didn't know. We also

867
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 1: have a story about how you know there's all this

868
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 1: positive news, uh about how you know the new tax

869
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:09,439
Speaker 1: cut is helping people out make it. Walmart raised their

870
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: h minimum wage or started started paying people eleven dollars

871
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: an hour, which is you know above they I think

872
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: they raised it like ten percent or um. So the

873
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: thing that I hadn't realized I had kind of seen

874
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: these headlines. Um, but ten tho people were fired by

875
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: Walmart the same day that they announced raising that um,

876
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 1: and they're so Usually a tax bill like this would

877
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: have some incentives for companies to do the things that

878
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: you know, the Republicans claimed they wanted the companies to do, like,

879
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 1: you know, bring American jobs home and you know, pay

880
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: people more. There would be incentives for doing that and

881
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 1: disancent and disincentives for firing people. But there is an

882
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 1: notable absence of any of that in the tax bill,

883
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: and so people are just getting fired like left and right. Uh. Yeah,

884
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: they fired ten thousand people in Walmart. A T and

885
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: T I think bragged about how they were announcing uh

886
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: thousand dollar bonuses to about two hundred thousand workers. But

887
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: they also on that same day or a couple of

888
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: days after, fired seven hundred Direct TV technicians. Uh you know,

889
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: oh damn. And old people are going to feel that

890
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: one because they're not gonna be able to figure out.

891
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's well because you think if you lay

892
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: off a bunch of American workers like man, maybe you

893
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,439
Speaker 1: shouldn't deserve to have your tax rate slashed and save

894
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 1: all this money, right, and it's it's absurd that they

895
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:51,479
Speaker 1: can do that with zero consequence. Carrier, which received seven

896
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: million dollars in incentives last year to keep jobs in America. Uh.

897
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: And Trump, you know, at the beginning of his presidency

898
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: was bragging about how he saved all these jobs us. Uh.

899
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: It announced two and fifteen firings after the passage of

900
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: the text. That was the one thing even in the

901
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: New York Times op ed section yesterday, like some of

902
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: those letters were about the only times people talk bad

903
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: were like those people at some of those factories were like, yo,

904
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: Trump straight up duped us. So it's not good that,

905
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 1: especially with someone like something like Carrier, because he was

906
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: really acting like he just saved all those people's jobs

907
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: and then they fired two fifteen Mm hmm, it's not good.

908
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: It's not good. Sure you steal from Walmart everybody. Yeah. Yeah.

909
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 1: Also funck wal the Funk, the Waltons, and fuck stand

910
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: Cronkey too. I'm sure I'm having to bring my own

911
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: ship into this because I hate Stand Cronky. He owns

912
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 1: the Rams and he owns Arsenal, and he's destroying my

913
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: club and he's destroying America. So uh. The text bill

914
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: also makes it easier for them to switch over to

915
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: robots and these people's jobs out with technology, which you know,

916
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: there were distancentives to do that in the past. They

917
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: are they're no longer distancentives to do that, and now

918
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: they can write off these robotic job replacements. Uh so Yeah,

919
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: the thing that's actually taking away American jobs, which is

920
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: you know, automation. Uh, that is actually going to be

921
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: more and more profitable for companies if the robot is

922
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: made in America. Does that count as giving an American job?

923
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: Do you think? Uh? Do you think they do? You

924
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: think they would count that. They're like, well, we created

925
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: American jobs, American made robots. That rots. They never are

926
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 1: if you give it like an American Ish name or

927
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: something like that, like American accent. You can't name it

928
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: Chappie or some ship like Chicago West Chicago. You know,

929
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: a normal name like Chicago West. Uh. And finally we

930
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 1: wanted to end on some good news. Red Lobster has

931
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: released the secret ingredient. You can now go to your

932
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: local grocery store and buy the mix for the Cheddar

933
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: Bay biscuits. Oh my god, holy sh it. What The

934
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: mix has been out for a while hasn't it did

935
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: they just released recip It only became news to me

936
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: yesterday when I saw an article, but I think it

937
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 1: had been for maybe like a couple of months now,

938
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: so you were already up on this. Now I've seen it,

939
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: and have you had it? No, I've had them in

940
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: Red Lobster, but I haven't made it yet. I would

941
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 1: just go extra because I think you have to add

942
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: your own cheese and your own butter, so I would

943
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: triple whatever the recommended amountain is for both of those ingredients.

944
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not going to taste the same,

945
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: but I'm going to try it. All the reports have

946
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: been that it is pretty damn good because before, you know,

947
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: like for people who are really obsessed with Cheddar Bay biscuits.

948
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: Now where people out there international listeners, A Red Lobster

949
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: is a really weird seafood chain that I'm not sure

950
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: it's actual seafood, but they have biscuits there that are

951
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 1: legendary to American people North Americans. I don't know if

952
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 1: they have it in Canada, but the Cheddar Bay biscuit

953
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: is like just like one of those things that you

954
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,359
Speaker 1: could only get in the restaurant and everyone was trying

955
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: to figure out how to make it at home. There

956
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 1: were like some d i y recipes that work, but

957
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: the fact that they gave you the source code like

958
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: a flaky cheesy hotness. Well, the other thing is they

959
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: give you as many as you want, so you can

960
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: bag up some and take them home exactly, go or

961
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 1: do what I did. Want to choke up to a party,

962
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: hand out cheddar Bay biscuits to everybody and then look

963
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: on the most Did you go to Red Lobster to

964
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: get them? Yeah? Like, I had a dinner at Red

965
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: Lobster with a bunch of people, so we all just

966
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: like good stocked up on cheddar Bay biscuits, went back

967
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 1: to the after party and handed him out. Oh this

968
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 1: is a pro tip. Everyone goes with a tote bag

969
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: that you line with. You don't get the grease all

970
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: in your bag, and then just be like every time

971
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 1: the BASSI comes out, dump it. You walk out that

972
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: motherfucker with seven huge beach bags chedder Bay biscuits. Everyone

973
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:47,879
Speaker 1: loves you, except for the people who work. Don't care.

974
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 1: Do you have you guys? Ever tried to reverse engineer

975
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: anything like in the kitchen? Oh, I tried to do

976
00:54:56,200 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: uh Porto's Bakery, the Cuban Bakery, the pap which are

977
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: the fried potato balls with meat inside. I looked at

978
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: recipe to do that because I wanted to make a

979
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving version. No, but I have a big pot. You

980
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 1: know I can do it old school. Just heat up

981
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,799
Speaker 1: a big gas poduc canola oil deep right there. That's

982
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: the closest thing I typically only try and to do

983
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 1: with fried foods for whatever reason, because fried foods fascinated me.

984
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: I often try to make the Safeway seven layer dip

985
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 1: at home. It's just one of my favorite foods. It's

986
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 1: not really so much is layering, right, No, it's not

987
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: hard to make, Okay, I don't know the way you

988
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: set it was like, this must be good and the

989
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: ingredients are cheap. Whole Foods has a tuna salad with

990
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: craned raisins in it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I think

991
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 1: we spent maybe of their food budget on that last year.

992
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 1: And uh my wife was like, all right, we have

993
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 1: to figure out how to reverse engine near this and

994
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: did you figure it out? You know what you do?

995
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 1: You surprisingly asked the people at the Delhi and they

996
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: typically break you off with the recipe. Yeah, because there

997
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: are examples online. It's just but go to the counter though,

998
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: because they will be like, because they're the ones making it,

999
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 1: They're like, no, you need this pepper and just thing.

1000
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: You can get all the ingredients here because this is

1001
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 1: Whole Foods. And then you got your own Whole Foods going.

1002
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:20,399
Speaker 1: You're probably just not seasoning enough. That is almost it's

1003
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 1: almost always the secret yet really more salt, more butter,

1004
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 1: more garlic. Getting that tattooed on my neck tonight, Amy,

1005
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: It's been a pleasure having you. Thanks for having me.

1006
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Where can people? Do you

1007
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 1: have anything you'd like to plug? Oh? Sure? You can

1008
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: follow me on Twitter at Amy Miller. A couple of

1009
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Speaker 1: dates of coming up. I'll be in Minneapolis or actually Hopkins,

1010
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: Minnesota at the Royal Comedy Theater this month and next

1011
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: month February eleventh, headlining Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon.

1012
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Speaker 1: Also check out my podcast Who's Your God? It's that

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Speaker 1: Who's Your goodcast on Twitter, We talked to comedians about

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Speaker 1: their religious belief It also sounds like some cold ship

1015
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Speaker 1: to say, so I'm right before you kill them, miles.

1016
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Speaker 1: Where can people follow you? You can follow me on

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Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Grey. You follow me

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Speaker 1: on Twitter only at Jack Underscore. Oh Brian. You can

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Speaker 1: follow us at daily Zekeeist on Twitter at the Daily

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Speaker 1: Zekeeist on Instagram. We have Facebook fan page just search

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Speaker 1: link off to all the articles and other things that

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Speaker 1: we used as source material. Um, that's gonna do it

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Speaker 1: for this week. Daily Zeycheist is produced by super producer

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Speaker 1: Anna hose me a super producer, Nicholas Stump, project manager

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Speaker 1: Sophie Lichterman and Miles and I and uh yeah, and

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Speaker 1: and and executive producer and exactly and we're gonna write

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Speaker 1: out on an actual protest song from the Cranberries in

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Speaker 1: honor of the passing of DOLORESA Reardon. Uh, this is

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Speaker 1: zombie And that's gonna do it for this week's season fourteen.

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Speaker 1: In the books, We'll be back on Monday. Talk Together, Dams,

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Speaker 1: We Concern Star Are we move Stay made. See it's

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Speaker 1: causes silence. We must be man, stay good. It's the same,

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Speaker 1: oh deep, the nine sixteen in the yard, in the yard,

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Speaker 1: there's still finder with their days and their bombs. They're

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