1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone. This is Aaron. Hi, Aaron, this 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: is Colby Jones calling from Corporate HR. I don't think 3 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 1: I've had the pleasure of making your acquaintance yet, but 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: I need to talk to you about something. You have 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:21,439 Speaker 1: a momentum, Yeah, sure, sure. What's going on? Well, an 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: issue has come up that I needed to call you about. 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: Unfortunately I'm not at your building. We're in a different building. 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,320 Speaker 1: Otherwise I just ask you to come to my office. 9 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 1: But anyway, an issue has come up and it's very serious. 10 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: So I just needed to get some more information from 11 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: your perspective and your point of view on what's going on. Okay, 12 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: all right, So what's what's the problem that sounds serious? Well, 13 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: we it's gonna be a difficult conversation because we have 14 00:00:55,520 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: seen what you've been doing. What are you talking about, 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the water. I don't understand what water. 16 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: How's your water taste today? My water taste fine? I 17 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: bet it does? I bet it does. Sorry, what are 18 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: you implying. I'm implying that you've been using the water 19 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: dispenser on the second floor. And what floor do you 20 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: work on? I'm on the third exactly do you want 21 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:34,680 Speaker 1: to explain. I'm sorry, I don't see how this is 22 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,040 Speaker 1: a problem. Okay, maybe if you hear it one more time, 23 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: you'll realize what's going on and why I have to 24 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: be on the phone with you right now, and why 25 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: your job is at risk. You're using the water dispenser 26 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: on the second floor and you work on the third floor. Yes, 27 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: that's correct. Sorry, you're saying that my job is at 28 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: steak because I take twenty seconds to walk down one 29 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: flight of stairs. I don't know water from the second floor. 30 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: That is the VP water dispenser. I'm sure you knew that. 31 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: You're smoking, right, VIP water dispenser. Does it sound like 32 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 1: I'm joking, because no, I'm not. Yes, that is the 33 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: VIP water dispenser. It is a dispenser that is reserved 34 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: for those people on the second floor and those people 35 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 1: on the second floor who have achieved the status of 36 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: VIP And apparently that's not you one. You don't even 37 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: work on the floor. You work on the third floor. 38 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: And I don't think you have a VIP card in 39 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: your wallet, do you look. I don't know what you're 40 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,359 Speaker 1: talking about. I've never heard of a VIP card. That's 41 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: probably because you're not a VIP. Why exactly are you 42 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: telling me all this? Am I fired? Is that what 43 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: you're getting at? I will get to that in just 44 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,799 Speaker 1: a second. Okay, But obviously you really enjoy the water 45 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 1: on the second floor more than the third floor for 46 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: some reason. Well yeah, I mean it's older, it tastes 47 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: better m hm. And that's true because it's the VP 48 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: water dispenser in the building. Oh god, Look, if it 49 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: was so secret, why are you telling me about it? Well, 50 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: I'm telling you because obviously you really enjoy the water 51 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: on the second floor. Also, you are a good employee 52 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: and I would hate to have to terminate you. So 53 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: I would like to invite you to join the VIP 54 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: club and you can use whatever water dispenser you like then, 55 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 1: and also whatever bathroom you like. What, Well, just let 56 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: me know and I can deduct the fourteen hundred dollars 57 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: from your paycheck. What it's fourteen wants to be a VIP? Yeah, 58 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: that's no. Look, this's got to be a joke. Yes, yeah, yep. 59 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: Is this Walter? No, this is not Walter. This is 60 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone prank 61 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: on you and your coworker ten Or set you up. 62 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna get her. It says you 63 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: use the water cooler on the second floor for some 64 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: reason and wanted me to tell you that it was 65 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: for VPS only. I can believe I thought this was real. 66 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god.