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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just launched a kitchen new

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Speaker 1: rideshare service to take on Uber, where all their cars

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Speaker 1: are equipped with giant peanut shells. So if you can't

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Speaker 1: get an Uber, call yourself a guber. Oh gosh, they're

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Speaker 1: a little bit self apart. You say what you want,

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Speaker 1: all of your friends are gonna think they're really cool.

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Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other peknuckle poppers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Asia. Twenty two

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Speaker 1: year old Chai Lee was traveling from Bangkok to Taipei

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Speaker 1: when security noticed something odd during screening. There seemed to

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Speaker 1: be something moving around in his pants.

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Speaker 2: It's not normal.

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Speaker 1: This was not in a good way, so security stop

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Speaker 1: Chi for a more thorough pat down, and when they

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Speaker 1: got to his waistline, the official's finger was almost bitten off.

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Speaker 1: Wait it, sir, that's because Chai was caught smuggling two

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Speaker 1: otters and a prairie dog in his pants. The cut smuggling.

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Speaker 1: How maybe the prairie dog is in one of the

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Speaker 1: otters little.

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Speaker 2: Pockets sutter in your pockets.

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Speaker 1: That one at the club. After a strip search, officials

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Speaker 1: were able to find the three animals, which were hidden

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Speaker 1: in black socks that were taped beneath the man's designer

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Speaker 1: boxer shorts.

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Speaker 2: Glad he had good undies on though, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and when busted, Chai begged authorities not to arrest him.

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Speaker 1: He said the animals were gifts for his girlfriend that

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Speaker 1: he was visiting in Taiwan, and we're totally not going

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Speaker 1: to be sold on the black market.

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Speaker 2: Once he got there, did he say that with a wink?

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Speaker 1: They didn't buy that story. He was taken to jail

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Speaker 1: and ultimately missed his flight.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, and he's got one disappointed girlfriend at home.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, all the animals were surrendered to the airport's animal

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Speaker 1: quarantine chief, who said he enjoyed a delicious meal that

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Speaker 1: unrelated to that unrelated he went out to dinner somewhere.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of France. A Malaysian

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Speaker 1: businesswoman stayed at the posh Ritz hotel in Paris last

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Speaker 1: week and her diamond ring that's supposedly worth eight hundred

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars turned up missing from her hotel room.

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred K eight K is a lot time. Do

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Speaker 2: you ever wear.

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Speaker 1: That out to show your husband that you love him?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm sorry eight hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: No way. Are you just walking down asking to get mugged?

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Speaker 1: I know? Seriously. Well, after she lost it, understandably, she

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Speaker 1: made a scene and filed a police report blaming the

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Speaker 1: hotel employees.

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Speaker 3: It's real hard to feel bad for this woman anybody else.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it begs the question where was the last place

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Speaker 1: that she saw the ring? Did she put it in

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Speaker 1: her hotel room safe Yeah? No, she just left it

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Speaker 1: out on a table and.

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Speaker 3: She's like, I put it in the garbage can for

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Speaker 3: safe keeping.

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Speaker 1: And when she got it back, she says it was

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Speaker 1: gone and couldn't find it anywhere. So Rit's employees launched

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Speaker 1: a search, and amazingly, after a few hours, they found it.

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Speaker 2: What where was it.

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Speaker 1: Inside the bag of a vacuum cleaner used by the cleaning.

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Speaker 2: She's doing their job.

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Speaker 1: But that time the woman had left, so the ring

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Speaker 1: was turned over to police for safe keeping until she

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Speaker 1: can come back from Malaysia to collect it.

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Speaker 3: They better they better give that housekeeper a tip, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean? Yes.

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Speaker 1: When she does return, the writs offered her a free

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Speaker 1: stay to make up for the inconvenience of what happened.

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Speaker 2: Wait, she's not even back yet. She's just like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'll get it later.

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Speaker 1: The woman declined the free stay. Man, I'm gonna buy

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Speaker 1: this hotel into Are you kidding me? I've had to

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Speaker 1: wear my seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars ring for

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Speaker 1: the week in embarrassing. This next laser story is out

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Speaker 1: of Trentown, USA. Google just released their year in review. First,

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Speaker 1: the most googled recipe okay, Number three most googled is

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Speaker 1: chicken cobbler creamy random?

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Speaker 2: What is Yeah? Is it like a peach cobbler with

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Speaker 2: chicken in it?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: What are we doing.

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Speaker 1: Anything that I come up there together? Yeah, I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure it's like chicken pot pot That's what?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Something like that. Number two was lasagna soup.

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Speaker 2: Oh that was huge this year. I saw that all

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Speaker 2: over my Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Nothing that I love more than a soupy lasagna. And

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Speaker 1: the most googled food recipe of the year was the

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Speaker 1: Grimace shake.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Because people were going crazy. Everybody wanted to know how

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Speaker 1: to make their own McDonald's special purple Shake at home

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Speaker 1: and if you're wondering, scooped bagel did not make the

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Speaker 1: top ten.

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Speaker 2: I needed a recipe to know how to do that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, world's coming to The most googled questions that were

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Speaker 1: asked this year include what does the word riz mean?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, most googled trend. Third was AI yearbook.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, those were We didn't do those on our

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Speaker 3: show because you had to pay for it for a

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Speaker 3: long time and we're too cheap.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like three dollars. Yeah. That's the one where

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Speaker 1: if you're not from then, like you could take one

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Speaker 1: of your photos and have an AI render to make

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Speaker 1: it look like you're a graduate in the nineties in

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Speaker 1: high school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it made everybody look cool. I'm go, I

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Speaker 2: tell you and give you different looks.

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Speaker 3: And I was in the nineties and graduating high school

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Speaker 3: and I did not look that good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it does.

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Speaker 1: Did you get voted as something like most likely to

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Speaker 1: in class?

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Speaker 3: Know, we got that taken away from us because of

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Speaker 3: our senior skip day and everybody was drinking ironic.

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Speaker 2: It's like.

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Speaker 1: The whole school in Idaho is just most likely to

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Speaker 1: be addicted to meth there is everybody wins.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Second most Google trend was the moon phase trend. That's

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Speaker 1: the one where it's like, if you're dating someone, you

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Speaker 1: try and figure out if you're compatible by looking up

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Speaker 1: what phase the moon was the day you were born

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Speaker 1: and seeing if they have the same exact moon phase

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Speaker 1: as you do.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was about a menstrual cycle, so.

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Speaker 1: That's it's like, sorry, we can't date.

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Speaker 2: You were born on a Tuesday at four people. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that was a crescent moon waning, not waxing.

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Speaker 1: Number one most googled trend of the past year was

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Speaker 1: the Roman Empire.

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Speaker 3: I know that one.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea was I thought our Roman Empire

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Speaker 3: video was really funny that we did at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: You can go back and search it.

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Speaker 1: I talked to about it, all their wives and girlfriends

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Speaker 1: asked them and everyone's like, dude, we all really think

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Speaker 1: about it. It's so crazy and to markets twenty fifth birthday.

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Speaker 1: Google also released its top search data of all time

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Speaker 1: since two thousand and four. The most googled Grammy winner

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Speaker 1: is Beyonce. Yes, yeah, The most googled athlete is Christiano Ronaldo,

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Speaker 1: and the most searched movie is Harry Potter.

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Speaker 3: Ah, so many of them, you know, I know that's

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Speaker 3: what people are googling.

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Speaker 1: Was like, what comes after Chambers Secrets? But what about

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Speaker 1: the most impressive video from someone from the reptile family. Oh,

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Speaker 1: this guy took home the honors, just beating out a

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Speaker 1: Towerking Cobra smoking of vape, just barely That how means

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Speaker 1: Lads and Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.