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Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkmann.

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Speaker 2: Many many people have been looking forward to this retrospective

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Speaker 2: of Chuck Norris from his time on The LeBatard Show.

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Speaker 3: Now, we didn't know we were going to do with.

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Speaker 2: Chuck Norris episode regardless, but obviously he passed away last

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Speaker 2: week at the age of eighty six, so we uh.

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Speaker 3: We moved it up in the in the schedule.

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Speaker 2: But on the on the show, we had mythologized Chuck

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Speaker 2: Norris for weeks, maybe months, those Chuck Norris facts. This

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Speaker 2: was before things went viral. Yes, like, how did that

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Speaker 2: get viral?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 4: I think that Chuck Norris facts had been around for

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Speaker 4: a while. We just you know, we saw them. We

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Speaker 4: loved Chuck Norris. We started reading some on the air,

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Speaker 4: people started calling in with their own, and it just

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Speaker 4: kind of took a life of its own. It took

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Speaker 4: on a life of its own, and we were having

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Speaker 4: so much fun with it. And then the obvious end

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Speaker 4: goal was to get Chuck Norris on the air and

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Speaker 4: read some of these to it.

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Speaker 2: You know, correct, we wanted Chuck Norris on the air.

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Speaker 2: Did did you were you Taylor? Do you remember the

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Speaker 2: Chuck Norris facts or you were too young. That had

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Speaker 2: to be when I guess like five and six.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was once I started getting into the internet,

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Speaker 5: like Superman Wars, Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Speaker 2: Right, I'm just looking at Wikipedia Chuck Norris facts.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out.

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Speaker 2: When, says Chuck Norris facts originally appeared on the Internet

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Speaker 2: in early two thousand and five, though jokes surrounding Norris's

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Speaker 2: toughness and strength are claimed to have existed since the

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Speaker 2: nineteen eighties. But the facts were going viral before there

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Speaker 2: really was any virality, and we were we were reading

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Speaker 2: them constantly on the show. And I remember, you know,

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Speaker 2: Dan kept saying, we got to get Chuck Norris on

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Speaker 2: the show, like we have to have Chuck Norris on

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 6: It was the obvious payoff to what it is we

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Speaker 6: were doing.

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Speaker 3: Yes, my son's calling me. Maybe he wanted to add

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Speaker 3: in a Chuck Norris fact.

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Speaker 4: So we talked, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season

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Speaker 4: his steak.

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Speaker 7: Right, I mean, but like we love badasses on the show, yes,

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Speaker 7: because we're not right, right, Yes, so we loved badasses

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Speaker 7: and Chuck Norris was you know, I think I mentioned

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Speaker 7: it in our last pod. But it was like there

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Speaker 7: was a moment in time where Jean Claude, von Dom,

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Speaker 7: Chuck Norris, Steven Segal. Right, that was like the triumvirate

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Speaker 7: of badasses.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm looking. So we had him on the Levatar Show.

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Speaker 2: I think people thought that we had him on more,

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Speaker 2: But we had him on on the Levatard Show twice.

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Speaker 2: From my calculations, the first time was February seventeenth, two

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Speaker 2: thousand and six, right, and the second time was November

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Speaker 2: of two thousand and six.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: But this was I mean a lot of effort to

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Speaker 2: get Chuck Norris to appear on the show.

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Speaker 6: People need to understand, Hawk.

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Speaker 4: We spent most of the time, most of the four

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Speaker 4: hours we had for nearly a month, building up Chuck Norris,

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Speaker 4: reading Nick doing the Chuck Norris stuff, people calling in,

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Speaker 4: inventing their own. We built this guy up so big,

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Speaker 4: and now we're eventually going to get him on. And

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you you and I discussed this with Dan

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Speaker 4: all the time. Appointment listening was so important. This was

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Speaker 4: appointment listening, like if you were at work, you got

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Speaker 4: to a radio and you listened to this interview.

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Speaker 6: Because we had built it up for such a long time.

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Speaker 2: By the way, do you guys hear the hammering that's

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Speaker 2: going on in my house?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, okay, you know I used to be crazy about

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Speaker 2: ambient noise, and I'm not any longer. But they're literally

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Speaker 2: I have four construction workers in the house right now,

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Speaker 2: but also the building is working on the roof at

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Speaker 2: the same time, so I am experiencing a cacophony of noises. Yes,

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Speaker 2: and yes, the old Mark Hawkman would be canceled the pod,

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Speaker 2: cancel the taping.

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Speaker 3: I'd probably go around yelling at people, even though it's

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Speaker 3: not their fault. They're just getting their job. And now

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Speaker 3: I don't give a shit.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well, now, as you pointed out many many months ago,

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Speaker 4: you could shoot video with a plane flying buy and

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Speaker 4: the kids don't fucking care.

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Speaker 6: Just give me content, So you're good. It's bothering you.

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Speaker 6: It's not bothering anyone else.

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Speaker 2: As long as you guys aren't hearing it or aren't

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Speaker 2: bothered by it. And the truth is, I don't make

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Speaker 2: a dime off this podcast, so who the fuck cares?

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Speaker 3: You get what you want?

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Speaker 2: My wife used to say to my son, you get

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Speaker 2: what you get, and you don't get upset. But of

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Speaker 2: course if he didn't like the meal that we gave him,

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Speaker 2: we gave him a different one, and if he didn't

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Speaker 2: like that one, we'd go get him a different one,

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Speaker 2: and then finally we would just end up at McDonald's just.

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Speaker 6: To make them stop right.

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Speaker 3: Terrible parenting in hindsight, terrible parenting.

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Speaker 2: If you want a podcast without incess and hammering, no one,

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Speaker 2: here's it.

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Speaker 3: So order a.

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Speaker 2: Cameo from me and stugatts on cameo. Any more cameos

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Speaker 2: we sell, the more money I make. Maybe I'll take

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Speaker 2: this more seriously. Speaking of money and sponsors, I appreciate

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Speaker 2: Dec eighty four and Burton Maxes. Laurie and I went

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Speaker 2: to Deck eighty four on Saturday night and we had

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Speaker 2: fish dip. Dec eighty fours on Atlantic Avenue in Delray

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Speaker 2: Beach and we had fish dip. And you know Buddha,

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Speaker 2: he runs Burton Maxes, but also they own Deck eighty four,

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Speaker 2: the Rapidport group.

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Speaker 3: Fish dip.

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Speaker 6: You like fish dip, not really. I like their Spindach

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Speaker 6: tip though it's great.

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Speaker 3: So good. They have good spinis dip.

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Speaker 2: The fish dip is so good, but it comes with

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Speaker 2: all these pickled vegetables, and I love pickled vegetables.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you're really tapping into things I don't like

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Speaker 4: fish and vegetables.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I mean I was never that guy either. As

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Speaker 2: you get older, though, like I like Coleslaw now, really

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Speaker 2: a young person ever likes Coleslaw literally like the starting

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Speaker 2: age of even considering eating the little tin of goals law.

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Speaker 2: Usually it's like starts at forty yes, and now at

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Speaker 2: fifty six, I'm like, yeah, you know what, hold the fries?

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Speaker 2: Can you double up on the Coleslaw right now?

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Speaker 6: Is that a hell thing? Or is your palette change?

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Speaker 3: But the palette changes?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, It's weird.

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Speaker 2: You get older and you're like, oh, Coleslaw, that sounds delicious, right.

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Speaker 4: I swore I never have Coleslaw in my life, and

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Speaker 4: now it's all meating. I'm bathing in Goleslaw. I will

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Speaker 4: tell you that happened to me with sushi. I mean it,

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Speaker 4: I'm a big sushi eater. Now I like sushi, yes.

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Speaker 5: Hawk, what about lemon pepper wings?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I had Obviously you've been listening to the show,

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Speaker 2: so we do the show.

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Speaker 6: We're like, it's on during our show.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I got a long drive home.

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Speaker 2: I'm always amazed when I got a text from him

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Speaker 2: at like three forty five going that segment was funny

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Speaker 2: as shit.

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Speaker 6: Geez, don't you mind right now I'm speaking.

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Speaker 3: So we're doing the show.

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Speaker 2: I tell Crowder I was at Gulf Stream Park and

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Speaker 2: then had they you know, they just give us as

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Speaker 2: much food as we want because we do the show

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Speaker 2: up in the restaurant there. We do a show there

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Speaker 2: twice a year at gul Stream and ten Palms. They

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Speaker 2: throw it down for us, and they brought us wings.

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Speaker 2: I'm just eating the wings. Mm, this is a good wing.

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Speaker 2: Why does this wing taste so good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And crowds like those are lemon pepper wings and I go,

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Speaker 2: I've never had one before.

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Speaker 3: Well, and he's like, how is it possible that you've

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Speaker 3: never had a lemon pepper wing?

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Speaker 2: Because we talk about it all the time, you know,

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Speaker 2: lou Williams goes to Magic City in Atlanta, and everybody

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Speaker 2: always raves about legend the lemon pepper.

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Speaker 5: Wings and uh.

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Speaker 6: For that place, and they the reason that.

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Speaker 2: I had never that's right, the reason that I had

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Speaker 2: never had lemon pepper wings.

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Speaker 3: I don't like lemon and I don't like.

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Speaker 6: Pepper m that's problematic.

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Speaker 2: Yes, as I get older, the things that I didn't like,

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Speaker 2: I think perhaps I like.

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Speaker 3: Because you know, there's an Italian.

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Speaker 2: Beef place in Chicago called Portillo's, but they've got one

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Speaker 2: The best thing on the Portillo's menu is lemon cake.

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Speaker 2: But I don't like lemon. But this lemon Cake's the

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Speaker 2: best fucking thing I've ever eaten in my life. And

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Speaker 2: now I find myself ordering things that have lemon involved

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Speaker 2: in it. And now I'm a huge fan of lemon, pepper, wings.

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Speaker 6: And lemon. It seems like in general, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I'm all about lemon and pepper. Who knows.

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Speaker 2: You give me some lemon, pepper and coleslaw. I'm the

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Speaker 2: happiest motherfucker in Boca Ratone.

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Speaker 4: I just gave him his wheelhouse of chet lemon, and

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Speaker 4: he gave me nothing.

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Speaker 3: I do love it. I did love Chet Lemon.

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Speaker 2: I was convinced when I was growing up in Chicago,

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Speaker 2: die hard White Sox fan, I said, when I'm of

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Speaker 2: Chet if I have a boy, because I love Chet Lemon.

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Speaker 3: War Number forty four for the White Sox Great.

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Speaker 2: I said I'm gonna name my first child Chet, and

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Speaker 2: then guess what happened? But as I continued to grow up,

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Speaker 2: the movie Weird Science came out. Yes, and the douchebag

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Speaker 2: brother his name was Chet. He was a total douchebag.

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Speaker 2: Remember she turned him into a monster at the end.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, so Chet went from from a good thing

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Speaker 3: Terrible person right all of a sudden.

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Speaker 2: I could never have a blubbering douchebag kid named Chet.

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Speaker 6: Was your kid's the big winner? Perhaps you didn't want

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Speaker 6: the name Chet anyway?

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Speaker 3: Fiship?

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Speaker 2: You know I enjoy the fish dip at dec eighty

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Speaker 2: four and pickled vegetables. All right, here we go back

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Speaker 2: to the Chuck Norris, So go to Dec eighty four,

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Speaker 2: Go to Birdsbases, order a cameo from me and Stegotts.

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Speaker 2: Follow me on Instagram if you want to hear something

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Speaker 2: on this podcast, it's radio Mark Hackman on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Just DM me.

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Speaker 2: I've got a million dms since our little mini pod

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Speaker 2: the other day.

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Speaker 6: Do you think your way? Do you think that's normal?

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Speaker 4: As you get older the palette changes, because if so,

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Speaker 4: it like, not for me. I'm still eating fucking sh

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Speaker 4: chicken palms, bacon, cheeseburgers, omelets with bacon, cheese and onions.

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Speaker 6: Like, I'm still eating the same crap I'm always eating.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: Now, I think your palette changes. I think the things

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Speaker 2: that maybe you didn't find appealing you do the thing.

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Speaker 2: There are certain things you just you're like tired of eating.

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Speaker 2: Here is the start of the first interview. This is

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Speaker 8: You're listening to the Chuck Norris Show. Here's Chuck Norris,

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Speaker 9: All right, so he's online us, or I should say Jesus,

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Speaker 9: I started wrong already. We're on the line with Chuck Norri.

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Speaker 9: We're his guests are bad, and the Chuck Norris is

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Speaker 9: with us. Hello Chuck, Hello Dan.

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Speaker 10: I've always wanted the Chuck Norris show. I always wanted

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm sorry that we didn't give it to you earlier.

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Speaker 3: Had m Sir?

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Speaker 11: You can have the stations, don't just don't don't roundhouse

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Speaker 10: How about off the balcony?

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Speaker 9: No, no, don't roundhouse kick me off the balcony.

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Speaker 6: Where is that?

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Speaker 9: Okay, I'm sorry I spoke to you that way, Chuck Norris.

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Speaker 9: All right, we've got your favorite twenty facts. Now you

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Speaker 10: Fats too, Yeah, I really do. You know? A lot

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Speaker 11: All Right, we've got your list of top twenty.

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Speaker 9: with our own nominees here. But contrary to popular belief,

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Speaker 10: She laughed at that.

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Speaker 2: One too, very polite. Yes, we used that laugh in

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Speaker 4: Wait, so is this the first interview or the second

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I know that when it comes

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Speaker 3: And I wanted to get it out of the way early.

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Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead and play it, Taylor. So this is

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Speaker 9: We're going to see whether the any of these here

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Speaker 9: the Troanosaurus Rex. You want to do yours?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that.

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Speaker 12: Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrantosaurus Rex. The rex was

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Speaker 11: Way to screw that up, I kind of blind sid

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Speaker 4: The way I recall this is that was the first

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Speaker 2: Play it one more time, real quick, Taylor, because I

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Speaker 9: No, all right, we're gonna see whether these any of

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Speaker 11: You want to do yours?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: That, Uh, Chuck Norris was chasing the Torontosaurus Rex. The

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Speaker 12: Rex was not chasing the jeep. Okay in Jurassic Park.

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Speaker 12: Way to screw that up? I kind of blind tied

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Speaker 3: What it was?

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Speaker 11: Wait, wait to deliver that one? Goodness that way.

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Speaker 2: I think it is the first interview, and I think

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Speaker 2: Yes, but here, very very rarely remembered, Dan screws up.

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Speaker 2: I think, maybe just as badly as you listen to

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Speaker 9: Here, Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong had a contest to

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Speaker 11: Lance Armstrong lost by five.

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Speaker 10: No. I don't like that one either.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, so Chuck Norris is serious. We do not

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Speaker 9: Now listen, Chuck Norris can read braille.

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Speaker 10: No, no, jeez, I haven't heard these These are new

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Speaker 2: So there's a reason he hasn't heard that Chuck Norris

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Speaker 2: try to learn how. There's literally nothing badass about that.

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Speaker 2: Every blind person can read braille, and any sighted person

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Speaker 3: So that's not what Dan was supposed to deliver.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Hak, I am telling you the first interview, So

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Speaker 4: read you, Dan, and I could not cleanse our souls. Well,

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Speaker 4: you need to do this again, And in order for

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Speaker 6: And do it the right way.

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Speaker 2: Funny that you say that. We get on the air

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Speaker 6: That's right, I mean really, Dan, I mean.

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Speaker 2: So, here is the not the following day, here's the

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Speaker 8: There for as an interview been as highly anticipated as

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Speaker 8: and it was brutal. Rather than the angry, tough bearded

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Speaker 9: Geico saved a bunch of money by canceling Chuck.

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Speaker 10: Norris's Yeah that's a Geico commercial. Yeah.

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Speaker 8: The Chuck Norris interview went poorly from the beginning. A

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately Dan mangled the.

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Speaker 11: Joke Chuck Norris can read Braille.

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Speaker 8: Rather than tell Dan how unfunny and stupid that Chuck Norris.

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Speaker 3: Chuck Norris can read braille.

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Speaker 6: What I was trying to.

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Speaker 3: Say here is Chuck Norris.

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Speaker 2: We made Chuck Norris rejoins after and during.

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Speaker 11: Chuck Norris can read braille.

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Speaker 12: Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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Speaker 8: You're listening to the Dan Lebotard show. Just wanted you

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Speaker 2: If you remember the first segment that I played where

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Speaker 3: With Stu Gotts.

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Speaker 2: Dan misbehaves I might roundhouse kick him off the balcony,

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Speaker 2: You don't hear my portion of the conversation. You can

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Speaker 10: Hi, this is Chuck Norris, and I like the round

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Speaker 10: house kick Dan laid Baitard off the balcony, Dan lay Baitard. Okay,

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Speaker 10: and you're not listening listening to the Dan Li Baitard Show.

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Speaker 10: You're listening to the Chuck Norris Show. I'm not going

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean he's not coachable.

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Speaker 4: ever get uncomfortable for you? Like you were finding it?

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Speaker 2: Try to read them out right, and if it looked

445
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Speaker 2: like somebody was on a media tour and they had

446
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Speaker 2: a couple of minutes and they weren't interested, I probably

447
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Speaker 2: wouldn't even ask him, or I would just ask him.

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Speaker 3: Give me a standard. Hey, this is you know whatever,

449
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,920
Speaker 3: Chris Berman. You're listening to Dan LeBatard show.

450
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Speaker 2: Sure, Norris was specifically doing an interview for US. He

451
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Speaker 2: was not a media tour now. He was at the

452
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Speaker 2: end of an interview that we did in November. In November,

453
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Speaker 2: he was coming to Miami for some mixed martial arts

454
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Speaker 2: event and he ended up dropping an amazing revelation. It

455
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Speaker 2: turned into a Suie Award for Amazing Revelation. I don't

456
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Speaker 2: know if he won that year or not, but he

457
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Speaker 2: was nominated. But this is a clip from his interview

458
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Speaker 2: with US later that year in November, where he drops

459
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Speaker 2: a pretty amazing revelation.

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Speaker 11: Chuck, thank you so much for joining us again. World

461
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Speaker 11: Combat League James L. Knight Center. We've been promoting it

462
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Speaker 11: like crazy. World Combat League James L.

463
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Speaker 3: Knight Center.

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Speaker 11: Tomorrow night. You'll be there, Chuck.

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Speaker 10: No, Actually, I just got back from Iraq and I

466
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Speaker 10: got pneumonia. What Yeah, less than a week in Iraq,

467
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Speaker 10: and I went over and I did a tour over there,

468
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Speaker 10: went to eleven different bases over there for a week,

469
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Speaker 10: and all the way from Kuwait to Alasad Dima Rawa,

470
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Speaker 10: I'll climb Falujah Ramadi and I was order's thinking about

471
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Speaker 10: eighteen hours a day shaking hands and taking pictures with

472
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Speaker 10: the truth. Over the week I did shook hands.

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Speaker 9: And why weren't you there fighting? Like we need you

474
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Speaker 9: over there to fix it over there.

475
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Speaker 10: That's what they said over there, they said, now we can,

476
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Speaker 10: we can go home now you're here.

477
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Speaker 11: But the war's over.

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Speaker 10: The dust over there, you know, it's a it's a

479
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Speaker 10: desolate area, right and you know, and so commuting came

480
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Speaker 10: from one location to the other. I got dust in

481
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Speaker 10: my lungs and it affected my uh, it's infected me

482
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Speaker 10: and I've got pneumonia my left lung. So the doctor

483
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Speaker 10: won't let me fly.

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Speaker 3: Whimp.

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah right wait, probably get down there, guys, I'm

486
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Speaker 10: coming off Dan. Is that you Dan said that?

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Speaker 11: No? It was?

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Speaker 3: It was It was od.

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Speaker 2: An amazing revelation though, like are you coming down for

490
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Speaker 2: the fight? No, it was just back from a rock.

491
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Speaker 2: I got pneumonia.

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Speaker 6: That war is still going on casually.

493
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Speaker 3: The war didn't pick up again until Chuck Norris passed.

494
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Speaker 3: Everybody was a little nervous to get involved again. Oh

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Speaker 3: Norris is gone.

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Speaker 2: All right, here's one more clip from our Chuck Norris archives.

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Speaker 2: This is when he got suye on the show for

498
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Speaker 2: just droning on and on and on.

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Speaker 10: Because I had a lot of factual material into the

500
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Speaker 10: Civil War. And then also something you probably don't know,

501
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 10: Dan and John is that at the end, there's a

502
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Speaker 10: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated that same week, and so he

503
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 10: got all the news and the sultana became a back

504
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Speaker 10: page story. But it's actual, that's actually historical fact.

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Speaker 9: Chuck Norris joined joins us on seven ninety.

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Speaker 6: Well was the second I can't remember.

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Speaker 3: I can't remember.

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Speaker 6: We all know the first sound that was a SIOUI.

509
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Speaker 4: That was a you know, communication between us and the

510
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 4: audience to know this isn't going very well.

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Speaker 3: The second one was like an ooh.

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Speaker 2: It was another sound that I was using it. I

513
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 2: was just trying to dress up an awful interview. I

514
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,639
Speaker 2: remember there being another awful interview and they're both have

515
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 2: passed away. So I don't feel good about sharing these stories.

516
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Speaker 2: But Chuck Norris was awful because he was boring. Do

517
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Speaker 2: you remember Suzanne Summer's coming on and all she wanted

518
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 2: to talk about was health food and healthy eating and

519
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 2: just could never get into the vibe of the show.

520
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Speaker 3: We ended up suing her several times during the interview.

521
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we were just as excited, right because she was

522
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Speaker 4: a big star for us growing up. I think she

523
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 4: was in Three's Company, right, Yeah, she was selling, Yeah,

524
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Speaker 4: the thigh Master, that's.

525
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Speaker 3: What she was selling.

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Speaker 6: That's what we had her on floor.

527
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Speaker 2: Listen that Chuck Norris gets sued again because it caught

528
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Speaker 2: Dan off guard a little bit, and then he lost it,

529
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Speaker 2: like he started to laugh when he tried to reset

530
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Speaker 2: the interview.

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Speaker 10: Because I added a lot of factual material into the

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Speaker 10: Civil War. And then at also something probably don't know

533
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Speaker 10: Dan and John is that at the end, uh, there's

534
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 10: a Abraham Lincoln was assassinated that same week, and so

535
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 10: he got all the news and the Sultana became a

536
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 10: back page story. But it's actual, that's actually a historical fact.

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Speaker 11: Chuck Norris joined joins us on seven ninety the.

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Speaker 4: Ticket, So I think what Dan is laughing at is

539
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 4: the suey ooh, yeah, the nomination right, because I owed

540
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Speaker 4: him right before Dan was going to reset the interview.

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Speaker 4: He had plenty of time to get over the siouey

542
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Speaker 4: because he would laugh at those occasionally, so would I

543
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Speaker 4: when they were dropped in, but the ooh was something.

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Speaker 3: He was not.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'd drop a suie and then you guys would

546
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Speaker 2: look behind the glass and me and Roy and Mike Ryan,

547
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 2: we'd be cracking up back there because you know, you

548
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Speaker 2: got to you want to time the suey at the

549
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Speaker 2: right way because I actually I actually threw off Chuck

550
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Speaker 2: Norris there a little bit, like he got a little

551
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Speaker 2: startled by it and lost his train of thought, because

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Speaker 2: there were.

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Speaker 4: Times during interviews where Dan and I thought it was

554
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Speaker 4: going poorly, you thought it was going well.

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Speaker 6: We would ask you to suey.

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Speaker 2: The guys what Yeah, there would be an argument through

557
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 2: the this is fine, like no, what are you guys.

558
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 3: Hitting Dann Revie like no, sueum suiyum.

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 4: It was such a good It was such a great

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Speaker 4: idea to create a sound that we would play as

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Speaker 4: communication to the I think it was Dan's idea.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that was Dan's idea.

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00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 2: That was the most brilliant thing that we did at

565
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Speaker 2: the beginning of the show to endear an audience to us,

566
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Speaker 2: because it was like, Hey, we're not performing for you, right,

567
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Speaker 2: We're all performing together.

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Speaker 6: We're in it together.

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Speaker 3: We're all in this community.

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Speaker 2: And when we bring someone in like Chuck Norris, while

571
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 2: we're all excited as a community, if it's bad, we

572
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 2: all kind of wink at each other together by dropping.

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Speaker 4: A suy yes without telling the guests that he's being

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Speaker 4: dreadful on the air.

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Speaker 6: It was such a It was such a great.

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Speaker 4: Device, but also a device that would sometimes make me

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Speaker 4: and Dan laugh and we couldn't carry on with the interview.

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Speaker 2: So's uh, let's do some nicknames here. To end today's pod,

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Speaker 2: We've got a podcast coming up with Stu Gotts and

580
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 2: Hawk with Steven Segal, and that is coming up soon,

581
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 2: so make sure you're listening to that. Don't forget to

582
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: go to Deck eighty four and Burton Max's in Delray Beach,

583
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 2: And if you want a cameo from me and Stu Gotts,

584
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 2: go to cameo search up Mark Hakman.

585
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Speaker 6: And I owe you a few or what's going on here.

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00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 3: We're kind of up to date.

587
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: I had people rebook so good.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to.

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00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: Give me the nickname of three athletes. To end the podcast, Okay,

590
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: are you a soccer guy at all?

591
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 3: Will I stump you if I say Tim Howard?

592
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Speaker 6: He was the goalkeeper for a team USA.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 4: Been hearing about this US soccer, I mean since the

595
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Speaker 4: eighties growth Yeah, Taylor Mos Howard Donovan.

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Speaker 6: I mean we suck at soccer. I think a cabinet

597
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 6: position maybe yeah, mm hmm, cabinet position.

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00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 3: Secretary of defense, which is now secretary why.

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Speaker 4: I mean he played go No One fucking scores in

600
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 4: that sport. He just sits there. He doesn't do anything.

601
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 4: It's not like anyone's attacking him.

602
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 2: I mean, Jesus, Evander Holyfield, real deal, real deal?

603
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 3: How about uh Yvonne Rodriguez Pudge? Need one more? To

604
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 3: end the podcast?

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00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 4: Oh god, Tim Howard's secretary of defense, Get the fuck

606
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Speaker 4: out of here. I mean, Jesus, who's the best defender

607
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 4: in NBA history?

608
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 6: A lockdown defender?

609
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 4: Was a robmin Was it Jordan that should be the

610
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Speaker 4: secretary of defense?

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Speaker 3: Mariano rivera.

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Speaker 6: Mo sand Man?

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Speaker 1: Sandman? Yeah, well, I wasn't gonna give you a mo.

614
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Speaker 6: I'll give you no tail is a Yankee fan. I

615
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 6: think Mo Cownce does it not.

616
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Speaker 3: No gotta be the same man.

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00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 5: He got them both, but I think that would have

618
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 5: been a case where either one is acceptable.

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Speaker 4: But he's walking around the Bronx. Okay, Marianna Rivera. When

620
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 4: he's walking around the Bronx walking to the stadium, Jeter

621
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Speaker 4: has done that a few times. What do you think

622
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 4: people are calling out? You think they're saying, hey, Sandman,

623
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 4: or you think they're.

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Speaker 6: Just going mos points most easy.

625
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 3: Jeter walking around and yelled. People are yelling jeets.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Captain, yes, jeets, jeets.

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Speaker 3: All right, we'll see you on the next one, the

628
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 3: next with Stu Gotts and Hawkman.

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Speaker 6: The Secretary of Defense, my ass, I mean Jesus

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Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman