Speaker 1: Second day. They say, if you go out looking for love, okay,
Speaker 1: you're never gonna find it, That's what they say. But
Speaker 1: at the same time, you can't just wait around for
Speaker 1: love to come knocking on your front door. It's also
Speaker 1: important note can you what, because that's exactly what happened
Speaker 1: to one of our listeners, Alicia. She was at home
Speaker 1: when love came and knocked it. Wait? Can you order
Speaker 1: that on Amazon now? Now? She wants our help to
Speaker 1: knock back Alicia. Welcome to the show. A lot of
Speaker 1: knocking going on? Are we talking about the end of
Speaker 1: the day. I don't know, Alicia, how are you doing? Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you good? I'm curious who came
Speaker 1: to your door? Um? So his name is Robert? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we met at my apartment building because he literally came
Speaker 1: and knocking at my door. Wait, he just like randomly
Speaker 1: showed up to your door at your apartment building. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean, like I guess, yes, know. So it was afterwards,
Speaker 1: so I just kind of like home, like relaxing. And
Speaker 1: he's a maintenance worker. Oh oh, so he's hot and
Speaker 1: he's handy. Yeah. Josea was ready to just go like
Speaker 1: door to door knock ankers. Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't just
Speaker 1: like going around trying to scope from tail Okay, he
Speaker 1: actually had a job to do. Okay. He was a
Speaker 1: really scared looking maintenance worker. You know, he had like
Speaker 1: a jumpsuit on, he had the tool bells. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, that's a really manly man type blue collar worker.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, was that a good moment when you
Speaker 1: open your door or a freak out moment? Because when
Speaker 1: I get home from work, I am not looking my
Speaker 1: hottest right open the door with like a bag of
Speaker 1: Doritos in your hands. And sometimes not even just when
Speaker 1: you're home either. Yeah, literally has a blanket thrown over
Speaker 1: right now, that's true. So what was your state, Alicia?
Speaker 1: I was in sweats, but like I still had like
Speaker 1: my makeup on from work, So I was okay, comfy, okay,
Speaker 1: which is the best way to be the best way
Speaker 1: to be Okay. Like, obviously I opened the door. I
Speaker 1: was shocked to see him, but you know, as I inquired,
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you know, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: He was basically hired by the building to go to
Speaker 1: all the apartments just to kind of check the appliances
Speaker 1: to make sure everything's working correctly, everything's wired correctly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're just hoping something's broken so he has to
Speaker 1: come back, yeah, or just like staying longer, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think my bed's broken. You should hop in there.
Speaker 1: I'm curious, though, how do you flirt with a guy
Speaker 1: that's doing maintenance work in your building? You've never seen
Speaker 1: an adult video? And then like I was just kind
Speaker 1: of making small talk with him, you know, like how
Speaker 1: long has he been doing this? You know, does he
Speaker 1: enjoy it? It's nice because I bet they get left
Speaker 1: alone a lot. Like if that's what you consider flirting,
Speaker 1: then my husband has flirted with everything person or home.
Speaker 1: But then when he was like he says he worked
Speaker 1: crazy hours just because he's like he's on call, so
Speaker 1: I like something strikes you know, they could call him
Speaker 1: at like two o'clock in the morning to be like
Speaker 1: hey like a pipers. So when he was telling me
Speaker 1: about as crazy hours, I was just like I tried
Speaker 1: to sneak in like as suddenly as I could. I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, what does your girlfriend think? Because he's
Speaker 1: like crazy hours? Like that was good and that actually
Speaker 1: that also shows him like you're kind of interested. What
Speaker 1: did he say? He told me he didn't have one, Okay,
Speaker 1: So then I was like, you know what, you know,
Speaker 1: you have other places to go, like other apartments. But
Speaker 1: how about after you're done, why don't you like stop
Speaker 1: by back here for a drink? Oh that is so good.
Speaker 1: He's sorry, I can thank you. What did he say?
Speaker 1: He was like, sure, you know, and I put my
Speaker 1: number in his phone. Were you getting a vibe back
Speaker 1: from him this entire time? But if he took your number,
Speaker 1: then that's a pretty good sign. Yeah. And I felt
Speaker 1: like there was a good vibe because like sometimes when
Speaker 1: you talk to a native worker, they just don't seem
Speaker 1: to be They just don't want to be bothered. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, they want to focus on their work. Could
Speaker 1: have easily, I mean, he had such an easy out.
Speaker 1: He could have easily just said, oh, I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: not allowed to do that. You know that. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: did he come back? No? Oh? And it was theird
Speaker 1: because like he really had a good vibe and like
Speaker 1: he was like asking me questions too. That sucks. Did
Speaker 1: he text you or anything? No? I mean I was
Speaker 1: just sucked, like been like a week and I just thought,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not look I'm not looking to
Speaker 1: get married. I'm not looking to get into a full
Speaker 1: blown relationship. But he was cute. I would love to
Speaker 1: have a drink with him and got to know him
Speaker 1: more because I just felt like he had a good conversation.
Speaker 1: I'd like to continue it. Yeah, okay, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: play a song. We'll come back, we'll call all the
Speaker 1: sexy maintenance man. What was his name? Robert? Robert, second
Speaker 1: sexy maintenance man, Robert. See what he has to say.
Speaker 1: Hopefully get you a second date right after this? All right,
Speaker 1: second date? Oh? Hello, are you a maintenance worker because
Speaker 1: you can drain my septic tank? No, Alicia, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: like steam in a bad way. Alicia, who's on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date, didn't use that exact pickup line,
Speaker 1: but she did get flirty with an attractive maintenance guy
Speaker 1: who showed up randomly to her apartment unit to do
Speaker 1: some inspections. It is going to take me a minute
Speaker 1: to overcome what you just did. Job. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm going to hear you for the next minute.
Speaker 1: It's so hot, I know. Before he left, she even
Speaker 1: asked him if he wanted to grab a drink and
Speaker 1: he said, yeah, she put her number into his phone,
Speaker 1: but she hasn't gotten any responses from him since that day.
Speaker 1: And now, Alicia, you can borrow the septic tank line
Speaker 1: if you want. I promise I won't be mad at you. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't take that. It's a smart decision. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: i'd never asked you after because you said come back
Speaker 1: to my place and have a drink, and then he
Speaker 1: never showed up. What did you text him when he
Speaker 1: wasn't there? I mean I literally just said, like, hey,
Speaker 1: great me to you like look forward to stopped by
Speaker 1: for a drink? Was like a wettle smile, like you yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you think that he's not reading it right? Like
Speaker 1: maybe honestly, Like he's at work, he's not thinking outside
Speaker 1: of the box, Like maybe he didn't realize that you
Speaker 1: were like yeah into him. He's probably exhausted after his ship.
Speaker 1: He's like totally back and check for more stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just go home. I don't know. I think it was
Speaker 1: like fairly obvious that I was florring. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to like probably take a wrench to your thermostat and
Speaker 1: then take a photo. How did this happen? I guess
Speaker 1: you got to come back. But no, let's give him
Speaker 1: a call and we'll see if he answers and see
Speaker 1: if you'll explain himself. You ready, I'm ready? Number right now? Hello?
Speaker 1: Hey is this Robert? Yeah, this is Robert. Who's this?
Speaker 1: And my name's Jeff. I work on a morning radio
Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, how
Speaker 1: can I help you? Well, we actually kind of want
Speaker 1: to help you with your dating life. Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: good job, Jeff. I was probably the smoothest lineman deliver
Speaker 1: all years, so I should probably retire. But no, we're
Speaker 1: trying to reconnect you with somebody that you met recently.
Speaker 1: Her name's Alicia. Oh okay, like ringing a bell for you.
Speaker 1: You went over to her apartment and had to do
Speaker 1: some inspections in her unit. Oh okay, and where are
Speaker 1: we going with this? Well, she told us about your
Speaker 1: guys's interaction and had a lot of nice things to
Speaker 1: say about you, and she was hoping to see you again.
Speaker 1: She actually thought you were coming back that same night
Speaker 1: to have a drink at her place, and then you
Speaker 1: never showed. Oh e oh, what's going on? Like, is
Speaker 1: there a reason that you're kind of avoiding her. That's
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what she feels like is happening. Well,
Speaker 1: she's attractive, you know, don't get me wrong. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1: That's it's it's complicated. I just don't want to cause
Speaker 1: any trouble. Okay, are you married? No, No, it's not
Speaker 1: that it's Um, she's gonna she's gonna hate me. I'd
Speaker 1: rather just talk to her about this. If this is
Speaker 1: going to be like a thing, that's it's like kind
Speaker 1: of like a private Okay. Well, I mean she actually
Speaker 1: came to us and gave us full rain to talk
Speaker 1: about whatever it is. She understands that something embarrassing could
Speaker 1: come out through this segment. So even if it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a little bit weird, she's willing to hear it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds like it's something with her. Wait wait, wait,
Speaker 1: did you just say she's on the phone. Now she's
Speaker 1: on the phone. Well no, I didn't say that, not specifically,
Speaker 1: but it's funny that she thought that because actually she
Speaker 1: is here on the other line, and you're good at
Speaker 1: your job, bro, So we'll just be quiet and you
Speaker 1: guys can have that private conversation. Yeah. Um, Alicia do
Speaker 1: you want to you want to jump in here? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what could be so bad
Speaker 1: that you can't tell me, Like, I would just rather
Speaker 1: you be like upfront and honest with me, Like I
Speaker 1: just thought we had like a chill vibe and if
Speaker 1: you didn't want to right, yeah, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: get through my day to day and the phone rings
Speaker 1: and it's the radio, and I'm feeling a lot of
Speaker 1: pressure right now. I feel like I'm being pushed in
Speaker 1: the box here. And that wasn't it at all, Robert, Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: she just liked you. You said yourself if you thought
Speaker 1: that she was attractive before you realize she was there? Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's definitely attractive and she's a very nice girl. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, well listen, I'm never gonna see you against
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just be upfront and honest with you. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, let him speak his true he's being honest.
Speaker 1: So even though I do maintenance for apartment buildings, I
Speaker 1: don't do maintenance for your apartment building. What a little?
Speaker 1: What does eve mean? So your ex boyfriend found me
Speaker 1: on task Rabbit and he hired me to go into
Speaker 1: your place and get his watch back shut. Its like,
Speaker 1: doesn't your apartment I have to give you twenty four
Speaker 1: hour notice to have someone come in, Like why don't
Speaker 1: you wasn't going to be a maintenance for kidding me? Like,
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm not trying to get anybody in
Speaker 1: trouble here. No, he told me he was an expensive watch.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's undamental. He was going to give me three
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to find it. I didn't even find it.
Speaker 1: I mean, like Hurt and I were talking the whole time.
Speaker 1: She was right there the whole time. Wait, what did
Speaker 1: you just say? What did you just say? I don't
Speaker 1: have it? What do you mean you don't have it?
Speaker 1: Where is it? He took it back, so I don't understand,
Speaker 1: Like what was he just trying to spy on me? Otherwise,
Speaker 1: like I have stopping from that relationship. This is the
Speaker 1: reason right here why I don't want to get into
Speaker 1: any of this. I don't have a dog in this race.
Speaker 1: I don't really care who has the watch. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did he ask to get his dog back? To listen? Man,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get I got hired for a job.
Speaker 1: I tried to do my job. I mean, he paid
Speaker 1: me to go over there anyway. He all he wanted
Speaker 1: was to watch. He wasn't asking me if there was
Speaker 1: any guys over, He didn't ask me to go through
Speaker 1: her phone. He literally just asked me about the watch. Wow.
Speaker 1: Creepy than sound. No, it is creepy. Like I just
Speaker 1: feel very violated by both of them. I can see
Speaker 1: the fact that he would do this, the fact that
Speaker 1: Robert would take a job into somebody's apartment under false pretenses.
Speaker 1: If it makes you feel any better, like I really
Speaker 1: am a maintenance man. I really did check all your appliances.
Speaker 1: That's really nice. Actually, that is nice. I got the
Speaker 1: better to know now and then to keep it up
Speaker 1: into the air, Like what am so? I mean? I
Speaker 1: guess thank you guys. Yeah, but don't you want to,
Speaker 1: like tell him off to his face when we send
Speaker 1: you on a date and we would pay for it,
Speaker 1: You still going to ask her out or a drink
Speaker 1: in his face, whatever you guys want to do while
Speaker 1: you're together. To you, but we would pay for that experience.
Speaker 1: I don't think she wants to say no. I don't
Speaker 1: think she wants to see either of them again. I
Speaker 1: mean Robert, is that something that you'd be interested in?
Speaker 1: Like I said, man, I got got hired to do
Speaker 1: a job. I'm not trying to get involved. I kind
Speaker 1: of need to get out here, exactly. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: a different kind of job that you could be getting yourself.
Speaker 1: You guys, give it alone. I mean, Robert, are you
Speaker 1: at least open for her to hire you to do
Speaker 1: something else? Maybe she can hire you to go into
Speaker 1: the boyfriend's place and get what would I need? Take
Speaker 1: all his pants? But I think just leave the explode.
Speaker 1: He sounds crazy. You guys are really dumb right now.
Speaker 1: I can't even believe I'm You're not wrong, Okay, I
Speaker 1: really dumb. There's nobody dumber in this situation. Then you
Speaker 1: right now, Robert, for your information, I gave him the
Speaker 1: money back. I felt really horrible that I even did it.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, are you sure you don't want
Speaker 1: to go out here? I mean, maybe my standards are
Speaker 1: too long. I mean, he could say anything like there's
Speaker 1: no proof that he took he gave them money back.
Speaker 1: Come on, guys, see this is why we were offended
Speaker 1: when he called us dumb. All right, well, I mean
Speaker 1: I should say sorry, but it sounds like Alicia doesn't
Speaker 1: even want to date. Well, I mean she got the
Speaker 1: information she needed, Yeah, for sure. And if any of
Speaker 1: us have something that we want to get recovered, we
Speaker 1: know exactly who to call. We have your number, now, Robert,
Speaker 1: can you recover my actual ex girlfriend? See, I just
Speaker 1: have a broken smoke detector. I thought he might want
Speaker 1: to come chick, Robert, I am not available for anything
Speaker 1: that you idiots need. Yeah. He just becomes more charming
Speaker 1: and charming as he continues to fo all right, I'll
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow, Robert broken Jeffrey in the morning. Well,
Speaker 1: I just got off the phone with Robert. Oh, my
Speaker 1: course you did tomorrow. Looks like somebody's getting his septic
Speaker 1: tank drain. Then I'm sending him over to Brooks House
Speaker 1: to get my confidence back she stolen. I honestly feel bad.
Speaker 1: I think that I didn't go hard enough on Robert.
Speaker 1: I kind of liked him in the end, I know,
Speaker 1: and I don't think we should have. What he did
Speaker 1: was so wrong and and like her ex boyfriend is
Speaker 1: so crazy, but he didn't know any of them. He
Speaker 1: didn't know what he was doing, and like he didn't
Speaker 1: plan it. He just went along with it, and at
Speaker 1: the end of the day didn't end up stealing anything
Speaker 1: and actually checked and fixed a bunch of her appliance.
Speaker 1: That's what he says. I mean. The thing is, the
Speaker 1: guy responded to someone asking him to go into an
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend's house and retriev a waking Okay, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: I think people would do a lot of weird stuff
Speaker 1: for three hundred bucks. That's a lot of money. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'd probably do the same. I'm torn. I'm torn.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I reacted correct. Who knows if
Speaker 1: the ex boyfriend just laid it out that simply what
Speaker 1: if he was like, this woman was horrible to me
Speaker 1: for years and years and she's doing terrible things. We
Speaker 1: don't know it on either side. But at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, no second date, which is good. I
Speaker 1: think it's good. It's amazing the things you can hire
Speaker 1: people for these days. You could just outsource everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: someone to do my job accidentally the best task Rabbit commercial.
Speaker 1: But also, if you ever want to get a second
Speaker 1: date update emailed a show, We'll call the person who
Speaker 1: wasn't calling you back.