Speaker 1: Hello, why has it? It feels like we haven't recorded
Speaker 1: in like we I know, it feels like we had
Speaker 1: so much distance from each other this we were apart
Speaker 1: from maybe four days and it was hard.
Speaker 2: No, it's gotten bad.
Speaker 3: Like me and Drew spend almost too much time together
Speaker 3: now to the point that somebody will ask me to
Speaker 3: hang out or even talk on the phone, and I'm like, bro,
Speaker 3: I want to go inside and fucking be on my
Speaker 3: iPhone next to Drew, like I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to know. I literally like want to rot with
Speaker 1: you so badly with you, right, dude. It's like a
Speaker 1: caricterture of ourselves at this.
Speaker 2: Point on the podcast, I know, I get in the
Speaker 2: car and I have to listen to something like because
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm happy. I'm happy.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy. I'm gonna make other people happy. I'm
Speaker 2: so happy.
Speaker 3: A lot of people were saying I looked sad in
Speaker 3: the last episode, and you might find that it is
Speaker 3: because I am sad.
Speaker 2: Boo. I'm not gonna give a reason.
Speaker 3: But something I was thinking about last night that I
Speaker 3: think would make me happy is if I had a
Speaker 3: fridge that made ice and I have never in my
Speaker 3: life lived in a home where I had fridge that
Speaker 3: made ice, and I really want that. But then it
Speaker 3: got me thinking, a lot of you bitches take that
Speaker 3: for granted, because I go to some of your houses
Speaker 3: and I fill up my water cup with water from
Speaker 3: your fridge, and if I smell that water and smells
Speaker 3: like you've never changed the filter, I'm gonna slap the
Speaker 3: fuck out of you, because how fucking dare you?
Speaker 1: Ice is gray with like plant matter, and.
Speaker 3: It literally smells like fish a fish ay, like, it
Speaker 3: literally smells fucking funky, unky like. And then I feel
Speaker 3: like when that happens, I can't say anything to the
Speaker 3: person's who's fucking water sinks?
Speaker 2: Why are you? Are you okay? A?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm fine, No, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: There looks like there's a growth or something thing on you.
Speaker 1: Can you see you can see it?
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it's like burnt. What is it?
Speaker 1: No, it's nothing, Just keep going, keep going, just done.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it feels like you can't say anything, which
Speaker 3: is really uncomfortable, and then you have to, Like I've
Speaker 3: been in so many positions where I filled up my
Speaker 3: water from someone's stinky fridge and then I forced myself
Speaker 3: to drink it because for some reason, I don't want
Speaker 3: them to know that I know that they're just I'm
Speaker 3: just drinking bacteria, rid and nasty water. But I guess
Speaker 3: I can't complain because at our house we keep our
Speaker 3: Brita filter on the counter and Drew and Josh do
Speaker 3: this fun man thing where they will just let the
Speaker 3: growth of like bacteria build in there and they will
Speaker 3: never walk.
Speaker 1: It's not bacteria, babe, it's algae, and it's filtering the
Speaker 1: water for us.
Speaker 3: They let it just grow and fester. And I came
Speaker 3: back and I went to go get water. I was like,
Speaker 3: oh cool, our fucking Brito filter is green.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is I couldn't tell if it
Speaker 1: was green or not, Like it's it's just like grown
Speaker 1: with me, so like it was just like I couldn't
Speaker 1: I literally could not see.
Speaker 2: It's like when you're raising.
Speaker 3: A child and you can't tell that the child has
Speaker 3: grown a bunch until you have distance exactly. Well, I
Speaker 3: cleaned it this morning so that my water wouldn't it
Speaker 3: be stinky and nasty?
Speaker 1: Yeah, rotted gutted water. Well. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is misinformation, but justin Timberlake. Oh my was pulled over
Speaker 1: with a DWI and got SENTENTI d w I driving
Speaker 1: while intoxicated. I don't know there is a difference between
Speaker 1: d w I and d U. I like, under the influence,
Speaker 1: they're driving while intoxicated. I don't know what the fucking
Speaker 1: vibe was. It's one of those two.
Speaker 3: My favorite part of it is literally the fact that
Speaker 3: the kid who pulled.
Speaker 2: Him over didn't know who he was. And I saw
Speaker 2: this again.
Speaker 3: I also don't know if this is real because I
Speaker 3: saw it on TikTok, But the interaction that they stated,
Speaker 3: and like the article they screenshotted, was so fucking funny
Speaker 3: because he's getting arrested and then underarthwth he's like, he's
Speaker 3: going to ruin the world tour and the kid was
Speaker 3: like what he was like, is gonna ruin the world tour?
Speaker 3: That just sounds like a crazy person, like because if
Speaker 3: he already like, you have to understand in that moment,
Speaker 3: this kid doesn't fucking know who you are. So you're
Speaker 3: not getting out of it. You're not pulling the I'm
Speaker 3: justin Timberlake card this time, fucking count your losses and
Speaker 3: keep it pushing. But he thought that that kid would
Speaker 3: be like, wait, you're on a world tour. No, but
Speaker 3: you just got caught driving under the influence. He just
Speaker 3: thinks you're on meth now, Like you just sound ten
Speaker 3: times more intoxicated.
Speaker 4: You're like.
Speaker 1: World wororld star. But yeah, that toxicology report is the
Speaker 1: funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. And then
Speaker 1: I saw his mug shot and I was like, honestly,
Speaker 1: like he looks cunty, but his blue eyes are really scary,
Speaker 1: Like they look like he got him dyed, like he
Speaker 1: got like blue eyes tattooed.
Speaker 2: Because he's like all fucked up.
Speaker 3: So he kind of has like jaundice eyes, Like his
Speaker 3: eyes were like the whites were a little yellow.
Speaker 2: Yea, So it just like makes the blue pop even more.
Speaker 1: Like I feel bad for him. Is he like a
Speaker 1: bad person? I don't know. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: feel bad, Yeah, I don't. I have to I have
Speaker 1: to do some research on Justin Timberlake before I.
Speaker 2: Just don't feel bad for him, because I'm like, you
Speaker 2: will live, bro.
Speaker 3: Like, Also, there's a chance he's probably done that a
Speaker 3: million times and not gotten caught. Like Justin Timberlake will
Speaker 3: be fine. I don't feel bad for him. He'll get
Speaker 3: his fucking lawyers and check like he's fine. Is not
Speaker 3: going to ruin your world. To war babes, like you're good.
Speaker 1: The World Tour is ruined the world to the wait
Speaker 1: who went on tour and knowing came, Oh, j Lo.
Speaker 2: My condolences to the dozens of people that.
Speaker 1: The fourteen people that had tickets that got canceled on.
Speaker 2: Jalo makes me so sad, really sad.
Speaker 1: She's mother goo, Like I don't know.
Speaker 2: She makes me so sad.
Speaker 3: I love the video of her in front of her
Speaker 3: old apartment and the guy not knowing who the fuck
Speaker 3: she is like, and the fact that that like got
Speaker 3: released in her docu series thing like her team saw
Speaker 3: that and was like, yeah, we're putting that out.
Speaker 1: Like do you remember when Michael Jackson's like monkey like bubbles,
Speaker 1: like in Janet Jackson went to go.
Speaker 3: Visit No, it wasn't Janet, it was what's her nuts?
Speaker 1: Oh LaToya? Yeah, LaToya went and the monkey did not
Speaker 1: recognize her and she was like, oh he knows me,
Speaker 1: heven remembers me, and the monkey was like throwing shit
Speaker 1: at her saddest, like human trauma experience ever recorded, and
Speaker 1: it was posted to.
Speaker 3: Be sweet, but like I feel like anybody with a
Speaker 3: rational brain can watch that and be like, damn, this
Speaker 3: is fucking insane, because I know that would literally be
Speaker 3: equivalent like if I passed away and somebody went up
Speaker 3: to a zool to like try to reconnect through me.
Speaker 2: A Zola is scared of everybody.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna get that, like that the comfort you
Speaker 3: seek through a zool.
Speaker 2: Also, like I just.
Speaker 3: Love her being like he remembers to me, like I
Speaker 3: love Also in that same interview, she's like the camera
Speaker 3: crew and everybody goes up to the monkey with LaToya
Speaker 3: and she's trying to interact with the monkey, and then
Speaker 3: for some reason they have the like delusion that like, oh,
Speaker 3: Bubbles is overwhelmed by how many people are here, and
Speaker 3: Latoya's like, I'm gonna go talk to him by myself,
Speaker 3: and like goes around the corner and she still miked
Speaker 3: up and she's.
Speaker 2: Like, Hi, yeah, you remember me, I remember you too, And.
Speaker 1: I was like Dimmi Levado talking to ghosts and the
Speaker 1: ghost begging her to sing.
Speaker 3: There's like there's something about the confidence boost that level
Speaker 3: of fame gives you that you don't give a fuck
Speaker 3: because standing in a room and being convinced that a
Speaker 3: ghost is begging for an encore crazy Oh like a skyscraper?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also like, uh, Demi was like, fucking what's it called?
Speaker 3: I have a feeling this ghost doesn't like man, and
Speaker 3: the Demi goes, yeah, I feel you girl, me too, Like, dude.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I want to do something like that so bad.
Speaker 1: We have to rewatch that. I remember when we watched
Speaker 1: that ship when it came out, like we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be like a cultural moment, like this
Speaker 1: is insane that this just fucking happened.
Speaker 2: He us otherwise.
Speaker 1: No, literally, the cock did not allow that.
Speaker 2: Buck did not give that show the pr deserved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go go check it out because it's literally the
Speaker 1: most insane premise I've ever seen of a TV show ever.
Speaker 1: It's like Damie Lovado and her friends like goes hunting
Speaker 1: and like finding aliens and shit, like it's very crazy.
Speaker 5: Have you guys ever watched Milf Manner? Oh, so you
Speaker 5: know about season two?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't spoil it for the people that don't know, but.
Speaker 5: Gag, that shit is crazy. I had never seen that
Speaker 5: show before. If we're not gonna spoil it, I won't
Speaker 5: mention it, but that is the craziest shit I have ever.
Speaker 1: The twist in this one is crazy. I was like,
Speaker 1: how the fuck are they gonna like keep up like
Speaker 1: the like bringing in the moms or whatever, Like, how
Speaker 1: are they just.
Speaker 5: Next season it's gonna be incest manner?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, literally, please.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is because it's like the dads and the songs.
Speaker 2: I guess I just wind.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: Whatever, but it's like it feels a weirdly like less ancestual,
Speaker 3: but the whole thing is still so funny.
Speaker 1: It's so creepy, like them eating each other's asses through
Speaker 1: the fucking hole in the wall. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is like crazy, and they're all like the butts
Speaker 1: are like popping through the holes like fucking grubworms, and
Speaker 1: they're like bouncing up and down.
Speaker 5: I said, we weren't gonna spoil the fucking show.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Now, there's like no way to talk about it because
Speaker 3: it's but wait, did you watch season one?
Speaker 5: I didn't watch season one?
Speaker 2: Need to watch season one? Season one isn't Are you okay?
Speaker 4: Fine?
Speaker 3: But no, the first season is in saying the second
Speaker 3: season is been crazier. But back to ghosts because all
Speaker 3: of y'all know I don't believe in ghosts. But I
Speaker 3: just got back from this trip with say Beauty Upstate
Speaker 3: and it was really fun and I was with Oriyan
Speaker 3: and like the first night we got there, we were
Speaker 3: can you look like you're in pain?
Speaker 1: I'm fucking fine. Stop a dress? Just stop actually, just
Speaker 1: fucking stop asking if I'm okay, because I'm fucking fine,
Speaker 1: like chill, okay.
Speaker 2: You just like you keep touching your.
Speaker 1: Back and it do you actually want to fucking know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I'm fucking asking. Oh your hair?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Why are you getting undressed?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I have a fucking hunchback. I've had a
Speaker 1: fucking hunchback for.
Speaker 3: This whole time. Let me see it, like it looks?
Speaker 3: Why is did you tan it? Why is it like red?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Drew?
Speaker 5: Pull the hair back? Let's look at this. Let's look
Speaker 5: at thish.
Speaker 2: My god, like, why is it red? I'm so confused. Also,
Speaker 2: I've never seen that on you, and I've seen you
Speaker 2: shirtless like all the time.
Speaker 1: It grew overnight. I went bungee jumping again. It happened.
Speaker 2: Blood rust to it.
Speaker 1: It's a boil, it happened again.
Speaker 2: Should we pop it?
Speaker 1: It's a nerd neck?
Speaker 2: Should we pop it? Or like just let it?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I suck Drew has a grinder neck?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Like tech neck?
Speaker 1: But it's what was what was the joking earlier?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I was being a creep to Drew And I apologize immediately,
Speaker 5: But I asked Drew, how is like nutrition has been going?
Speaker 1: And he said how much? How much protein have you
Speaker 1: been getting into your diet?
Speaker 5: And then I thought it would be funny to say
Speaker 5: I thought I was getting enough protein because I thought
Speaker 5: there was protein and ass, but there's no protein in ASS.
Speaker 5: And I've been eating a lot of app. And I apologize.
Speaker 3: You talking like this while Drew's shirtless with a weird
Speaker 3: it's back is really jarring, and it's making me step
Speaker 3: back from the situation and really think about what we're
Speaker 3: creating right now.
Speaker 2: And it's freaking me out. I have felt that all
Speaker 2: you put your clothes back on.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you hate my body.
Speaker 5: I literally hate I would like it if you kept
Speaker 5: your shirt.
Speaker 3: Well, no, because I'm jealous because people are gonna purve
Speaker 3: out over you and like people aren't gonna p out there.
Speaker 1: And my fucking pupa. I've been working out for days
Speaker 1: preparing for this ship to be shirtless on camera.
Speaker 5: I think that's the first time we've said pupa on
Speaker 5: the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it actually is.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: So are you gonna get that lasered off? What can
Speaker 2: you do about that?
Speaker 1: I did the scalpel. I'm going to do it at home,
Speaker 1: home remain.
Speaker 2: Home remedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna drink coloidal silver.
Speaker 2: I just thought of this, you saying that what's her
Speaker 2: name Kelly on milf manor or something.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it wasn't Kelly, who was it?
Speaker 2: It was the girl who looks like Tati, who's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: She's gorgee so gorgeous, But her fucking confessional look literally christy.
Speaker 1: Her confessional looks like she got her makeup done by
Speaker 1: a mortician. Like in her confessional like it's it's not good,
Speaker 1: like it's really cool.
Speaker 2: I she is gorgeous, like to be. She's the top
Speaker 2: pick in the house, but yeah, I know her beast camp.
Speaker 2: Sometimes she looks really crazy.
Speaker 3: Like joke you made about Grinder, No the one bright
Speaker 3: When I sat down, I.
Speaker 5: Think, what what are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Kay?
Speaker 1: You were saying how you use grinder all the time, Like.
Speaker 5: I wasn't saying that.
Speaker 1: Because I just learned what grinder was last night.
Speaker 2: Wait, last night in the nighttime last year.
Speaker 5: You're lying about me using it, and then you're lying
Speaker 5: saying that you have never used it. I'm sorry, It's
Speaker 5: just like there's a lot of like shure that you said.
Speaker 5: It's just not true. I'm just trying to set it straight. Okay,
Speaker 5: don't make that face straight?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: Speaking of poppers, guys, I went to the Brad concert.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: You're doing a whole lot of this.
Speaker 5: I fucking popped my pussy. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: I know your stiff ass did not move a single
Speaker 3: bone in that body the arthritis.
Speaker 2: Don't act like you don't go to those parties.
Speaker 5: And you're like, I don't, I don't have authora.
Speaker 1: We need to watch the do a lipa cliff. No, literally,
Speaker 1: we don't know, we don't literally, No, No, this is bullying.
Speaker 1: Kaya is Kaya is fun at party.
Speaker 5: I am fun.
Speaker 1: Kaya is funny. He moves around and he had a
Speaker 1: blast that bras but that.
Speaker 5: But that fucking yap was one of the worst moments
Speaker 5: of my life finding out but you guys saw that
Speaker 5: I have social anxiety.
Speaker 2: Better is that.
Speaker 3: Clip went on TikTok and Kai saw it and then
Speaker 3: never mentioned it to any of us, and then we
Speaker 3: just sent someone sent it in a group chat.
Speaker 1: We were all like, whoa, yeah, yeah, that's an iconic.
Speaker 5: That's what's crazy is I was rising up dua lipa.
Speaker 5: Someone started recording while I was taking a break from
Speaker 5: rising her up, and then as soon as I saw recording,
Speaker 5: I went back to impress the.
Speaker 2: Men she dates, because I think you might be like severe,
Speaker 2: like astronomical.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Kai polls ye for sure, but.
Speaker 5: The people drew every episode. After the episode, I spit
Speaker 5: at him and I get.
Speaker 1: Him it's on me yeah, and calls me names.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I went to the Brad concert. It was fucking
Speaker 5: li as fuck. I did move my body. I looked incredible.
Speaker 1: How was Kykam looking right now? By the way, it
Speaker 1: looks good.
Speaker 5: I think they're gonna bump up the resolution, Zach. The
Speaker 5: resolution was a little low last episode, So if we could.
Speaker 2: Just you're getting very brave with I know you're like,
Speaker 2: you're like directing this.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're thinking of that.
Speaker 2: Goes to the Brat show my resolution. Oh like oh.
Speaker 1: Like the magic Little Magic Man. Okay, well I'm sure
Speaker 1: that was a reference that was an oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't have inside jakes.
Speaker 2: With k I was upstate and I've been really convinced
Speaker 2: that I have a hax.
Speaker 7: On me, like really convinced, real for real, so illusionized,
Speaker 7: very convinced that we go to this gorgeous like campgrounds
Speaker 7: for this trip with say Beauty.
Speaker 2: It's so awesome.
Speaker 3: We ended up having to take a red eye and
Speaker 3: then like a three hour ride to the campsite. So
Speaker 3: when we got there, immediately me and Ran were like,
Speaker 3: this cabin is haunted. I don't know why, I think
Speaker 3: that this shit's just giving spooky vibes. And we were
Speaker 3: just joking about it. But then we both took a
Speaker 3: nap and we both had the scariest nightmares ever. I've
Speaker 3: also now had nightmares every single night since. I had
Speaker 3: a crazy nightmare. Last night I had too because as
Speaker 3: I was falling asleep, I was having a nightmare, and
Speaker 3: then I woke myself up because I was freaking the
Speaker 3: fuck out.
Speaker 1: You just need to think happy thoughts and you'll be happies.
Speaker 1: Can't play with your.
Speaker 3: Boobs no, anyways, And I don't believe in ghosts and
Speaker 3: shit at all. But then later that night, me and
Speaker 3: Ryan were finally about to go to bed, and we
Speaker 3: were like laying in bed and we were both being
Speaker 3: dead silent on our phones, and then she was like,
Speaker 3: I feel scared, and I was like, I'm so glad
Speaker 3: you said something, because I literally feel like there's presents
Speaker 3: all around us, Like I literally feel like there's people
Speaker 3: standing above.
Speaker 1: My bad right now. You know how I feel every night?
Speaker 2: Well, you have a mental like cock that has shifted
Speaker 2: beyond repair. Me, I'm very normal, very lax.
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, oh my god, more like laxative because and
Speaker 1: you're not shitting on these bitches. It's like laxative is
Speaker 1: because you smell like shit.
Speaker 2: Okay, at least I can't ship sys.
Speaker 1: Mister camp that was too far.
Speaker 5: He's sensitive, mister pebbles, because I can't ship in them day.
Speaker 2: I need. Have you showed Kai that TikTok the basketball one?
Speaker 1: Which one the one where the guy's like Charles Barkley,
Speaker 1: like making fun of the outfits. No, no, the one
Speaker 1: where it's in your oh oh yeah.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is going to see the
Speaker 1: light of day. So, like I guess the podcast is
Speaker 1: getting like a sneak preview of it.
Speaker 2: But I believe it would do very well.
Speaker 1: I've seen okay guy play basketball, and if they did.
Speaker 4: Should you have to post this.
Speaker 5: Shot?
Speaker 4: You like the way that.
Speaker 1: Shot you destroy blocking the ship out of your.
Speaker 2: Run that back. I never saw any stuffing happening. Is
Speaker 2: that the term in basketball? No, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Stuff stopped him?
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: I was filling him up like crany No, no, did
Speaker 1: you do that right now?
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're in frame. Episide has hit
Speaker 2: a new low.
Speaker 3: You have taken off your shirt, shown your nasty back
Speaker 3: and shaking your ass.
Speaker 5: Also you're doing it with the hunchbag.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: Also, you know what's weird about it? Like what I
Speaker 2: don't like about it is it looks too real. When
Speaker 2: you were like bent over like showing kai that stuff,
Speaker 2: it looked way too real and it was nasty.
Speaker 1: It drew.
Speaker 2: It looks so nasty from here. Wait, let me see
Speaker 2: your phone. Wait, I have a phone, forgot.
Speaker 1: Look it literally just looks like a boil, a big
Speaker 1: fucking boil. Okay, Well, like three nights ago, I was
Speaker 1: writing notes down for the podcast and I open up
Speaker 1: my like topics list that I have like everything written
Speaker 1: down on, and I hadn't had any notes or so
Speaker 1: I thought, like written down for this episode until I
Speaker 1: was going to like just like clean my mind and
Speaker 1: just write them down to talk about. And I opened
Speaker 1: my topics folder and there's three notes in there, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh, I don't remember writing these, and so
Speaker 1: I read them and I genuinely have no fucking recollection
Speaker 1: of writing this shit. Like it's actually so scary and like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if this was like a TikTok that
Speaker 1: I watched when it was like two am and I
Speaker 1: was asleep and like waking in and out of consciousness
Speaker 1: or what. But these are three notes that I had
Speaker 1: that I apparently wanted to talk about on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Angels serve God's bidding. Computers served, Man, we are computer
Speaker 1: slash machineries of God defined machines. Please serve me and
Speaker 1: I will save serve you back. What's the difference between
Speaker 1: a cathedral and a physics lab? Aren't both of us
Speaker 1: just saying hello. I don't I literally don't know if
Speaker 1: that was like a quote from someone. I think I
Speaker 1: think it's a quote from something, because there's no way
Speaker 1: my brain cooked up sit up. But I have no
Speaker 1: recollection of writing that down. And like when I opened
Speaker 1: it before I started typing, it literally said like three
Speaker 1: point thirty in the morning, and we know, I go
Speaker 1: about it like midnight, so like you woke up in
Speaker 1: the million and I was walking no, literally, but I
Speaker 1: like I scared myself. I was like, where the fuck
Speaker 1: did this shit come from? But like, honestly, a lot
Speaker 1: of it's tea though, Like if you really think about it, yeah,
Speaker 1: just like.
Speaker 2: It's see what do you say yesterday? You were talking
Speaker 2: about accents?
Speaker 1: Oh, which I got that written down. British people, we
Speaker 1: all know they're fucking faking their accents and shit. But
Speaker 1: like that Italian motherfucker in Milman milf manner like like
Speaker 1: is giving like fake Italian accent, and like all of
Speaker 1: those motherfuckers are faking that shit. They like put it
Speaker 1: on randomly and they just like turn their fucking Italian
Speaker 1: accent on and I'm like that shit's fake as fuck,
Speaker 1: And like I'm like it actually pisses me off, they're
Speaker 1: not real.
Speaker 3: While we were watching it, he just goes that like
Speaker 3: that like New Jersey, New York like Italian American accent
Speaker 3: like freaks me out, Like I don't think it's real,
Speaker 3: Like I think I think it's like like they fake
Speaker 3: it and they make it up and it reminds me
Speaker 3: of like British British people because their accents aren't real anyways.
Speaker 3: And then he just went silent and started looking at
Speaker 3: his phone, and all of us were the liver.
Speaker 1: We were like hello, like you good. No, it literally
Speaker 1: like it it's so tried, Like obviously we know the
Speaker 1: British one is a joke because there's I mean, British
Speaker 1: people actually might not Retish one is a joke. I
Speaker 1: think it, like I think it is, like I don't
Speaker 1: think they're being serious, but like the New Jersey like
Speaker 1: we're past that, like we're past like Italian accents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like we've evolved past that. Like cut it out.
Speaker 2: It does freak me out.
Speaker 1: How much How do they say it?
Speaker 2: Like I I refuse to try that.
Speaker 6: Try it kai I'm walking here, Oh I'm fucking walking
Speaker 6: here here here, piss off, fucking make oh.
Speaker 1: Your fucking we lesh about when your podcake, you're cool
Speaker 1: when you pullcake fucking crazy James Charles shitting in the
Speaker 1: pool with fire behind your the fuck go bb l.
Speaker 5: Okay, don't look at me when you do shit like that.
Speaker 1: I told you it makes you nervous.
Speaker 5: It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: But sorry, I cut you off, Like what were you saying?
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was gonna say, but I'm
Speaker 2: looking at my notes.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is something I guess I did voice to
Speaker 3: text because it's really long and I didn't know what
Speaker 3: this was. And it says saw a video of a
Speaker 3: lady getting like a chakra cleansing or something, and it
Speaker 3: really has me thinking, because first of all, I was like,
Speaker 3: I want to be her because I feel like she's
Speaker 3: the most present in that moment, more present than I've
Speaker 3: ever been in my whole life. And I think that's
Speaker 3: because I'm like, Wow, she really believes in this shit.
Speaker 3: But then I had a scarier thought that followed, where
Speaker 3: she could be the least present and the most self
Speaker 3: conscious person ever because she's trying to outperform the other
Speaker 3: people in the class, because it was like a class thing.
Speaker 3: She was like on the floor, and there was a
Speaker 3: bunch of other people on the floor, so I was like,
Speaker 3: she's trying to outperform the other people because she wants
Speaker 3: all these people to believe that she's having an intense
Speaker 3: spiritual moment and that she's actually present.
Speaker 2: But for this instant, she has fooled me. So in
Speaker 2: that instance, she fooled everybody to thinking that she was
Speaker 2: in the presence. And she is very controlling of her narrative.
Speaker 1: That is literally me at a concert like no, look,
Speaker 1: I'm having more fun than you're like, I'm dancing and
Speaker 1: having fun. Crazy.
Speaker 3: It is so funny because I was watching it and
Speaker 3: I really did think, like, damn, she believes in it,
Speaker 3: but in my head, she has to know she's performing,
Speaker 3: Like but maybe that's just me putting my own ideas
Speaker 3: onto her, and maybe she does believe it. But she
Speaker 3: was like moaning and thriving and jumping around on the floor,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, Okay, it.
Speaker 1: Is not girl at the gym yesterday, like fucking yelling, greaming.
Speaker 1: I was like, it is literally different that it is
Speaker 1: never that heavy. Bro too much, too fucking much. But yeah,
Speaker 1: when I'm at a concert, like I'm so in my
Speaker 1: head about having fun and looking like I'm having fun
Speaker 1: because I feel like everybody's looking at me because I
Speaker 1: have intinted social anxiety that like I make myself have
Speaker 1: fun and then like I'm like, wait, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm not actually having fun because I I just
Speaker 1: don't have to have fun anymore.
Speaker 5: That was like me at the Brat concert, shut the fuck.
Speaker 1: Up this concert. Brag about it.
Speaker 2: More like b oh, like oh yeah, more like brag
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: I did have his Brat summer. I'm so jealous.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I'm having a Brad summer he had.
Speaker 1: It was like he literally texted me and it was
Speaker 1: like the best night of his life, I believe.
Speaker 3: So here's what I'm gonna say to make my I
Speaker 3: didn't get to go. The sad part of this is
Speaker 3: summer just began. So you're you have your standards up here,
Speaker 3: but there will will be no more Brat events.
Speaker 1: No kai is gonna make it a Brat summer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, Like me are the ones making it
Speaker 5: a Brat summer. Anyway, I was feeling anxiety at the
Speaker 5: Brat concert, but then Charlie looked at me and like
Speaker 5: they sang directly to me for like a.
Speaker 2: Couple songs, So I was like, was it where she's
Speaker 2: like where she's like sometimes I think I might hate you?
Speaker 5: Is up that yeah?
Speaker 4: But or O?
Speaker 3: Or when she's like I don't know why I want
Speaker 3: to buy a gun, why I want to keep myself
Speaker 3: And she was looking at you. Yes, she was like
Speaker 3: in that moment, she was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Wait, like I don't know the connecting.
Speaker 5: I didn't know the connection to dude.
Speaker 1: That show looked so fucking lit and it is like
Speaker 1: one of the biggest pieces of fomo I ever had.
Speaker 1: And Kay tried so hard to get me in, but
Speaker 1: and I will appreciate that for literally ever, but he failed,
Speaker 1: so I will not appreciate it.
Speaker 5: I did fail. I watched the head of Republic Records
Speaker 5: get turned away from Will Call Damn like they couldn't
Speaker 5: get in.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you described the list as Oppenheimer
Speaker 1: and I literally cried that was the Oppenheimer of lists. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was literally everyone was there except for me.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna go see Todd run Gren alone tomorrow,
Speaker 3: so I know y'all are jealous.
Speaker 2: Brother summer Head, Hello, it's me and I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: the youngest ourself mile week.
Speaker 8: I looked at you and see a thousand miles. I
Speaker 8: see the smile on your face. Put whoa, but yeah,
Speaker 8: that's my vibe.
Speaker 2: If you're wondering, Hello.
Speaker 1: Wait, hello, it's me. Hello. Wait. Wait, there's a joke
Speaker 1: there somewhere like no, there is no Oh the girl
Speaker 1: getting water reported on her face? Enough? Fine? Hello, because
Speaker 1: isn't that Adele? Like didn't she grew up to be
Speaker 1: adel Hello? Fuck? That sucked so bad?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: Oh well, the Hay incident is going around again?
Speaker 1: Oh is it actually dude?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Because I saw a TikTok from like an old video
Speaker 2: of us where I was fucking off at you.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's easy to fall in love with me
Speaker 1: for real? Kai did Josiah's my boyfriend and you did?
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 3: The thing is, I saw a lot of comments we're like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, if I was heard, this would make
Speaker 3: me want to kill myself. But the sad thing is
Speaker 3: for you is I'm not somebody who was shy about
Speaker 3: my vulnerability, like.
Speaker 1: My y'all are sad people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: My ability to be vulnerable and loving despite the odds
Speaker 3: of Drew Ever, looking at me a woman and being
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna be with you despite those odds.
Speaker 2: I was like, I can change hid.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: You know what's the tea is is you got exactly
Speaker 1: what you wanted because we are basically in a relationship
Speaker 1: without all the weird shit. No literally also and all
Speaker 1: the fighting, Like bro relationships are so bunk. Bro we
Speaker 1: fight ho, but like we don't. We like we like
Speaker 1: walk to our room and then come like we like
Speaker 1: fight like brothers and sisters, like we say some stupid
Speaker 1: shit and then I'm just like, okay, I need distance,
Speaker 1: and I go to my room and then you come
Speaker 1: into my room and we lam each other's beds and
Speaker 1: play on our phones for like four.
Speaker 2: Hours, play on our phones. I was awesome girl this
Speaker 2: morning talking about how like.
Speaker 3: There was a study done about what's happening to our
Speaker 3: brains because of short form content and gray matter.
Speaker 1: This is not a joke. That literally that literally did happen,
Speaker 1: and I can't even talk, Like two days ago, I
Speaker 1: can't even talk about it because like literally, I like
Speaker 1: actually get emotional, but like it's it's there in teed.
Speaker 1: It's deep so much. Yeah, basically the note said that
Speaker 1: I literally cried thinking about how much I love any
Speaker 1: and how special of a person she is, because it's
Speaker 1: fucking see, bitch, this podcast is crazy, like it's it's
Speaker 1: literally like may where the duality is it's like mania.
Speaker 2: Like have you ever thought maybe you were not manic?
Speaker 2: You were telling the tru keep spreading.
Speaker 1: The word crannick more like man ikey man are ikey.
Speaker 2: H You know what it is is you went so
Speaker 2: far down the rabbit hole of making bad stand up.
Speaker 2: Then now your brain thinks and you got like the
Speaker 2: recognition of like laughter from it, so now your brain
Speaker 2: is convinced.
Speaker 1: To today's stand up is crazy. You thought I didn't
Speaker 1: have You didn't think I came prepare huh, Like I
Speaker 1: told you I didn't have it. I didn't have it.
Speaker 1: And then me and Josiah wrote some last night and
Speaker 1: it might be the finest work. But we'll get that.
Speaker 1: Get to that in like ten minutes. You'll have to
Speaker 1: wait for it.
Speaker 5: I was thinking about how funny your stand up is
Speaker 5: at the Brad concert.
Speaker 2: By the way, Just damn, bitch, you don't got anything
Speaker 2: else going on?
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Like I literally don't.
Speaker 2: Like, Oh, I had so much fun. Fine nights go.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: The crazy thing is is Kai does have tea going on.
Speaker 1: I mean we all have separate tea in our lives
Speaker 1: going on. It's tea. The thing is no one will
Speaker 1: like ever know, but it's all connected that.
Speaker 2: My life is hard.
Speaker 5: Did you did you go to the psychic?
Speaker 2: No, bitch, especially with what's been happening to me. I
Speaker 2: don't need an it's real.
Speaker 1: She literally like I was laughing and I thought it
Speaker 1: was a joke, but literally everything she said to me
Speaker 1: came true. And that's as far as I will go
Speaker 1: into that. But she read me to fucking failth goal.
Speaker 1: And I called immediately after all this shit went down
Speaker 1: and I was like, I need my chakra cleansed. I
Speaker 1: need it cleansed now. And they're like, we're not open all.
Speaker 1: We're booked all next week, and I was like, fuck dude,
Speaker 1: it's gonna keep going until, like I get my chakras cleansed.
Speaker 2: I need to go get cleansed. But I don't want
Speaker 2: to hear what anybody has to say.
Speaker 1: Just going for a cleansing.
Speaker 2: I might just go to a Korean spa and let
Speaker 2: like an older woman scrub my body down, and that's
Speaker 2: my version of a cleansing.
Speaker 1: I could that couldn't happen to me. That would I
Speaker 1: literally would not survive that. Okay, right, well, flipping this switch? Uh,
Speaker 1: who the fuck was Food God? Like that scary motherfucker
Speaker 1: that hung out with him Kardashian Like literally where did
Speaker 1: he come from? Like literally where did he? And where
Speaker 1: did he? Where did he come from? Where did he go?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Like, see, I'm like a comedian, Like I'm a funny guy.
Speaker 1: I got jokes.
Speaker 2: No, his face really scares me. And I feel like
Speaker 2: saying that about people is.
Speaker 1: Like really really mean.
Speaker 2: But I'm sorry, his face scares the fuck out of me.
Speaker 3: Like he feels like he got the mask from like
Speaker 3: Jim Carrey's the mask stuck on him, you know who.
Speaker 1: He reminds me of? What kaif?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Actually yeah, post concert, post brat concert, you look like
Speaker 3: food God.
Speaker 2: Okay, kind of yassified you in a way that's irrevers.
Speaker 5: All right, I'll take that. I'll take that as a compliment. Zach,
Speaker 5: can we put up subway surfers on one of the
Speaker 5: TV's Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, bitch, you were getting too crazy.
Speaker 1: Guys. We need to go back to food Guy. Bro
Speaker 1: like literally say about.
Speaker 2: Him other than he's the scariest man to walk the planet.
Speaker 1: Have you seen him recently? Because I haven't.
Speaker 2: No, I saw him like two years ago, Like that's
Speaker 2: the last time I saw a photo of him.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not being mean, I'm just genuinely curious who
Speaker 1: He's still doing the same thing. Oh, his flop arc
Speaker 1: is not serving, but he ai is himself. He ate
Speaker 1: a had himself and.
Speaker 5: Opening up Luccini at the MGM Grand in Vegas.
Speaker 2: That's so sad.
Speaker 3: I used to get him and Scott Dissick confused a
Speaker 3: lot because to me, they look this their brothers.
Speaker 2: Are they the same? I think they might be brothers, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they have to be related or something. They look
Speaker 2: the same. All of them are stick in the.
Speaker 1: Head, bro, demonic demonic energy.
Speaker 3: Well, iPhone is adding the hiding the app thing, which
Speaker 3: I think will be really good for Drew.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want people getting in my Instagram. You're right.
Speaker 2: I was like, how can I have my messages? And
Speaker 2: then if somebody goes through my phone? Like, Bro, I
Speaker 2: I'm not texting anybody ever again. Bro.
Speaker 1: I said this fucking two years ago. The iPhone in
Speaker 1: iOS is designed by in four fucking cheaters, Like you
Speaker 1: did say that feature that they add to the fucking
Speaker 1: iOS like is it's literally all to promote like you're
Speaker 1: hiding from.
Speaker 5: Your When did they add the hidden photos feature? Because
Speaker 5: I didn't even know about that?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 5: I feel like you the way that you said that
Speaker 5: it's clear photos.
Speaker 3: I know what it is because I have a lot
Speaker 3: of photos of Drew's like feet and sometimes the back
Speaker 3: of his neck.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't fucking like you know that's a
Speaker 1: very big insecurity of mine?
Speaker 2: Is my hand? Well, there's just so much gunk that
Speaker 2: builds up back there, and I like to document it.
Speaker 1: I can't wash it good because I have a bad
Speaker 1: range of motion with my fucking shoulder.
Speaker 2: No excuse to get a fucking stick, Drew.
Speaker 5: Maybe you should get it drained before next episode.
Speaker 1: Just for suck my balls and hair your a cls.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, honestly, Like, don't tell me what
Speaker 1: to do with with my fucking body.
Speaker 2: I'd never broken a boner.
Speaker 1: My body, my t my body, my tea. Wait, but
Speaker 1: what was I saying?
Speaker 2: Oh food, god, brouh.
Speaker 1: I iOS. You can delete messages, you can change messages,
Speaker 1: you can make them invisible.
Speaker 2: Things go back and forth on it because then they
Speaker 2: have deleted messages like recently deleted messages.
Speaker 1: In I deleted my first message, like recently. Really, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know I had access to the features.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've deleted messages. I've definitely deleted
Speaker 2: a thread or two in my life, but I'll always
Speaker 2: keep it on a device, like on a certain device
Speaker 2: because I'm like, I need to I need to like pay,
Speaker 2: I need to hash this out with my friends for
Speaker 2: the rest of my life, and I need access to
Speaker 2: and there, and there is like there's one specific thread
Speaker 2: in my life that is gone that I wish I
Speaker 2: had the world Oh bad, because it.
Speaker 1: Is the best, Like we reference it all.
Speaker 2: The time, dissertation like opulence, it's like the.
Speaker 1: One I'm involved in, right yeah, yeah, it's perfect, down
Speaker 1: to the minute detail. Yeah, but no, that's it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Like I have literally been talking about that one evil,
Speaker 1: demonic presence in my life that was evil and scary
Speaker 1: for the last like five years, and I will literally
Speaker 1: never get bored of it. It is something I will
Speaker 1: talk about until I'm forty.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hundred percent like.
Speaker 1: Kai what it was me?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, okay, you know who?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 8: I do know who?
Speaker 7: Scary something about rehashing a conversation, like and we say
Speaker 7: the same things over and over again after like a
Speaker 7: year of talking about it, it just becomes the same conversation.
Speaker 1: But it's so fun to talk about and like just
Speaker 1: get like like you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: It's so fun. But yeah, there's definitely some threads. Oh
Speaker 2: I wish I had, Like I know, I wish.
Speaker 1: I had so much clothing that like it's on essence
Speaker 1: and threads. We're on thread up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, it's the iPhone. Wow, we're on different pages.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna say?
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say iPhones.
Speaker 3: Actually, I don't even think iPhones are for cheaters, Like
Speaker 3: like I don't know though because I but I also
Speaker 3: just don't believe in looking through people's stuff because I've
Speaker 3: had that done to me and it's such an a
Speaker 3: Asian of privacy.
Speaker 1: And it's fucked up what you write in there. When
Speaker 1: I was reading your journals, like when you were away
Speaker 1: up in Upstate New York, like you're fucking crazy in there.
Speaker 1: But like yeah, like you, no one should read that
Speaker 1: shit for real. I just like and I went through
Speaker 1: all your old devices and shit, and like, yeah, what
Speaker 1: you were saying was crazy, Like I love reading your journals.
Speaker 2: That's like really fucked up?
Speaker 1: Why literally?
Speaker 2: Why? Literally? Why?
Speaker 4: Dode?
Speaker 1: Like why?
Speaker 3: But also then in the same vein, I do understand
Speaker 3: when people look through people's stuff because sometimes some people
Speaker 3: are such crazy good liars that they start to make
Speaker 3: you feel crazy and you need to find the evidence
Speaker 3: to know that you're not crazy.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 1: Keep keep, no, you need to keep What was that
Speaker 1: you were trying to do that, Josiah.
Speaker 2: No, that'sry Oh yeah, keep keep.
Speaker 1: Like orian was trying to make can you keep like happen?
Speaker 1: And it like kind of did.
Speaker 3: It only worked for her though anytime we said it,
Speaker 3: it sounded like we were trying to do something and
Speaker 3: it wasn't good like.
Speaker 1: Fetch like but okay, y'all, wow, okay, oh.
Speaker 2: Wait, you know what. I don't think we ever played
Speaker 2: this on the podcast, but I was looking through my
Speaker 2: stories and ship thought I found this classic gem.
Speaker 3: It was like during the era last year, like last summer, me,
Speaker 3: Josie and Drew would just make the worst songs you've
Speaker 3: ever heard. And at one point I had drew recording
Speaker 3: my verse that I was doing, and in the middle
Speaker 3: of it, he just.
Speaker 2: Started talking and it was really scary. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: Phone home.
Speaker 2: Eat, I'm an alien, I'm extra.
Speaker 1: Read all about it. Read all about it, dude, the
Speaker 1: silence that No, that's.
Speaker 2: A bar, nothing like we literally ignored it.
Speaker 1: No, that's a bar. Like, let me explain it, like
Speaker 1: eat t phone home. I'm extra because I'm a gym.
Speaker 1: I'm a diamond in the rough like eat, phone Home.
Speaker 1: I'm an alien. I'm extra. Like I'm an alien. I'm
Speaker 1: different like you bitches are.
Speaker 5: Not Like, oh, was it not, I'm extraterrestrial.
Speaker 1: No, that's what it is.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 1: It's like extra terrestial and extra extra, like I'm an
Speaker 1: extra personality. Like eat, I'm extra. Read all about it,
Speaker 1: read all about wait. No, no, eat phone home, I'm
Speaker 1: an alien. I'm extra, and then read all about it, real,
Speaker 1: all about it because I'm hot news. I'm the hot topic.
Speaker 2: There is the news and the media.
Speaker 1: No, literally, where's the news in the media when you
Speaker 1: fucking need it? No, speaking of news in the media,
Speaker 1: they're fucking drafting y'all, Like y'all are all getting drafted.
Speaker 1: Thankfully I'm only fifteen. Thankfully I'm only fucking fifteen years old. Like,
Speaker 1: so they're not gonna be able to draft me. But
Speaker 1: like like Josiah's done, like all the sixteen to twenty
Speaker 1: six year olds are cooked sixteen or fifteen, they're eighteen.
Speaker 2: Fuck well, hopefully no where happens.
Speaker 1: They're not drafting me after that tilt dance, after they
Speaker 1: saw that, Like I'm good. I'm good. No, like I
Speaker 1: think like since I have like literally document well documented
Speaker 1: like depression and like all my fucking mental ailments, that
Speaker 1: like I don't get drafted, which is a fucking vibe.
Speaker 1: Go on your phone and google me, and look what
Speaker 1: fucking comes up? Screen record, screen records, screen record.
Speaker 2: Actually maybe not, Yeah, I can't because of what shows up.
Speaker 1: Wait go down, scroll down? Oh wait, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Wait doesn't pop up anymore?
Speaker 2: Damn. First one is you like this? Who the fuck
Speaker 2: is that? Oh waited? Somebody?
Speaker 1: That's Zach and Cody, which I never know the difference.
Speaker 1: Bet if you google me, Zach and Cody comes up, which.
Speaker 2: One of them? It's like one of the brothers, oh said?
Speaker 2: When you look up Drew and look through the images.
Speaker 2: It's actually really scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't exist as like a real person on
Speaker 1: the internet. I'll never exist.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, dude, I have never I have not
Speaker 5: googled myself in like three years, and the photo that
Speaker 5: comes up is insane. Yeah it's me. That was like
Speaker 5: for my friend's sketch. But I have no idea how that.
Speaker 2: Well, this is true.
Speaker 5: Oh I thought that was just for a second.
Speaker 1: How did you? I did like, they did not fuck
Speaker 1: with me, like they did not play.
Speaker 2: All right, well do your fucking funky stand up bro.
Speaker 1: Oh already, I'm so excited.
Speaker 5: I've been thinking about this since the Brad concert.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Bro, So.
Speaker 1: I have a hunch.
Speaker 4: You mm hmm.
Speaker 1: So I haven't been to the doctor in years. Well,
Speaker 1: actually i've been to one doctor. Doctor pepper. Ya peppered me,
Speaker 1: I mean assaulted me.
Speaker 4: What wait? What does that?
Speaker 6: What mean?
Speaker 2: Like pepper spray?
Speaker 1: Like this salt? Oh, pepper, salt pepper. So I've been
Speaker 1: hearing a lot about the US reinstating the draft recently.
Speaker 1: I thought I was wait, I fucking delivered it. So
Speaker 1: oh wait, wait wait, I've been going to all these
Speaker 1: fashion runways recently, but where's all the Gucci airplanes?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So I've been hearing that.
Speaker 2: Y'all do this because this sounds like really late, like
Speaker 2: three am, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Really late. So I've been hearing a lot about the US,
Speaker 1: the draft, the draft. Recently, I thought I was in
Speaker 1: line to meet a draft, not sign up for war.
Speaker 1: H I got a three D printer recently, and my
Speaker 1: mom is always so pissed off about it. She's always saying,
Speaker 1: she's like, can you three D print yourself a better attitude,
Speaker 1: maybe your own house, maybe a job. Even about it?
Speaker 1: Wings stop more like I can't stop eating wings.
Speaker 2: Okay, that one was really not I hate that one.
Speaker 1: So we were watching these videos on how to train
Speaker 1: a dog in a month, and India was saying, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. And then I turned to her and said,
Speaker 1: it only took me two weeks. I was trying you.
Speaker 2: That wasn't a sentence.
Speaker 3: Also, that sucks because it's literally a reference to a
Speaker 3: joke Josie made earlier in the night.
Speaker 1: How many druids does it take to screw in a
Speaker 1: light bulb? Just one? I screw up light bulbs all
Speaker 1: the time. No, you don't understand, you under sit.
Speaker 2: Whoa.
Speaker 1: I was using my desktop computer, but honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: think we're compatible because it also identifies as a desk bottom. Lately,
Speaker 1: I've been feeling weird about having sex Withinya because I'm
Speaker 1: not really into bestiality. And your your name, oh wait,
Speaker 1: you have to say why and yeah, your name fits
Speaker 1: you so perfectly? Why because because Ina kai more like,
Speaker 1: can I p in your butt? Oh wait, I already
Speaker 1: did your butts? Full of peak that y'all really didn't
Speaker 1: like wingstop. No I did that to Josh and he
Speaker 1: lost his fucking mind.
Speaker 2: It was three am.
Speaker 1: He was like gooped at that. He was like, that's
Speaker 1: literally one of the best jokes I've ever heard. I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding, Joe Sia am I right. Also, Josiah helped
Speaker 1: write a lot of those By the way, I should.
Speaker 1: I just need to give credit.
Speaker 2: Where credits you don't want credit on that?
Speaker 3: You like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, I did it, and I did it?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I guess we were going to get into media.
Speaker 1: But no, I cooked, Like I literally I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck you cooked. But it wasn't like no, damn,
Speaker 1: I have like a solid like ten minutes now because
Speaker 1: that was like five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should. You should do this on like a
Speaker 2: random stage and don't put your name to it and
Speaker 2: just show up on stage.
Speaker 1: It would kill. I think it would kill. What why
Speaker 1: are you laughing at me? Well, my media, but I
Speaker 1: have one syop?
Speaker 2: Oh damn. Yeah, what's up with syop for something that's
Speaker 2: giving you temporary joy?
Speaker 1: Think about that temporary joy, babe. This is my new career.
Speaker 1: Stand up. Hello, I'm about to start like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do a world tour, world tour, the world tour. This
Speaker 1: is gonna ruin the world tour.
Speaker 2: That's that I woke out now, like I'm gonna start
Speaker 2: saying that when something happens, like.
Speaker 1: It's gonna room the world tour match my freak whole time.
Speaker 1: They got a pissed kink bitch.
Speaker 2: No, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's the only one. Okay, I'm gonna match my freak,
Speaker 1: A freak A the things I.
Speaker 2: Go through bra Ruby Tuesday R Tuesday, not on your media.
Speaker 1: That's what I was listening to on the way here.
Speaker 1: I listened to it literally over and over again because
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it until I got here.
Speaker 2: Not even Tuesday.
Speaker 1: So it's Ruby Wednesday, it's more like Sapphire Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Well, my vidia of the week is I've been listening
Speaker 2: to a lot of songs off the BRA album. I
Speaker 2: think I said that last week, though, Oh but back
Speaker 2: to Back B two B is has like inches its
Speaker 2: way into my favorite songs off that album.
Speaker 3: And then I think I can't tell what I said
Speaker 3: last week already, Like I'm losing my freaking mind. Just
Speaker 3: love is stronger than Pride by Shade, crazy, bro.
Speaker 1: We got to like cancel this fucking month for real, Like, oh.
Speaker 2: Wow, it is Pride month, so you haven't done anything.
Speaker 2: You need to go and show your colors.
Speaker 1: I'm a peacock. I want it is the peak at red, white,
Speaker 1: green and blue. What is your natural hue? Flamingo? Oh
Speaker 1: uh oh.
Speaker 2: Take me with you, Prince and Swing and Party the Replacements.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do need to get back into your Prince era.
Speaker 1: I think like your life was so good when you
Speaker 1: were listen to Prince for real.
Speaker 3: I know, I know I need to go back, And
Speaker 3: I just haven't been listening to a lot of new
Speaker 3: music because usually what I would do is my Discover
Speaker 3: weekly would give me a song that was so fucking
Speaker 3: good that I would deep dive on that artist and
Speaker 3: just find a bunch of songs from them.
Speaker 2: My Discover Weekly has been bunk as fuck, has been
Speaker 2: some boring ass. Elvis. Shit, I don't give a fuck
Speaker 2: about Elvis. I don't give a fuck. I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck.
Speaker 3: I like, I will never And it's not like the Beatles,
Speaker 3: when I was like, oh fuck the Beatles, and I
Speaker 3: end up liking some of the Beatles. No, Elvis is
Speaker 3: the one thing you will never ever make me like you, Elvis.
Speaker 3: Fuck you Elvis.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you wouldn't like Blue Moon.
Speaker 2: No, I don't give a fuck about Elvis. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you drive me crazy. I can't stand that motherfucker Bloomon.
Speaker 1: You got their colors? Okay, my my media milkmnor obviously
Speaker 1: duh duh, guys, I've been converted. Ass list Chapel Roone
Speaker 1: in Rome is actually kind of cool. Like I didn't,
Speaker 1: I didn't like have a dislike for her. It just
Speaker 1: wasn't for me at one point. But then like I
Speaker 1: saw her references and I was like, oh, she's tapped
Speaker 1: the fucking and she knows, she knows, she knows, she
Speaker 1: gets it, she gets it. I can't name a song
Speaker 1: by her yet, but I just like her as a
Speaker 1: person and that's all you need to know. And then
Speaker 1: my other one, who's also a sigh of I think
Speaker 1: we were just talking about this before the episode. Chapel Rone,
Speaker 1: Renee Rap, and Sabrina Carpenter are all fucking psychological operations.
Speaker 1: They just appeared out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: Okay, Also verify I wasn't agree with that. Drew is
Speaker 3: just a crazy person. Actually, Renee Rap kind of freaks
Speaker 3: me out. That's the one that I like because I
Speaker 3: never saw her around or like online at all. Like
Speaker 3: a chapel Rone makes sense to me because I feel
Speaker 3: like I've been like seeing glimpses of her, like at
Speaker 3: least online, for the past three years, and now she's
Speaker 3: having a huge moment. I'm like, that's amazing. It's so
Speaker 3: and like even Sabrina Carpenter, she's always been around. She
Speaker 3: was on Disney, like I've always seen her, so that's
Speaker 3: not that shocking. I feel like Renee Rap literally somebody
Speaker 3: like it was like literally they like dropped a bunch
Speaker 3: of test tubes and she just like appeared and now
Speaker 3: she's everywhere, and.
Speaker 1: That this goes friend they're the girl, yeah, like they're
Speaker 1: the new pop girls. Like I was having a hard time.
Speaker 1: Me and Josey were talking about this, like having a
Speaker 1: hard time grappling with the new era pop girls because
Speaker 1: like Gaga will always be like the girl to me,
Speaker 1: but they've grown on me and I fuck with them heavily,
Speaker 1: and I like what you're doing, girlies to keep it going, like.
Speaker 2: They're listening, like I respect you, no, I do.
Speaker 1: I do, just in case, just in case. I need
Speaker 1: them to know that, like even though they're sygh ops
Speaker 1: in my mind, like I fuck with their music, and
Speaker 1: then what's a girl to do? By faught? Is it? Fatima? Yamaha?
Speaker 2: Let me see. You didn't even show it to me.
Speaker 1: Ho yeah, Fatima? Yeah, the fucking Brat album. I like
Speaker 1: that one little cracker Ian.
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I like Netspin, but I can't say that publicly, Like
Speaker 1: I'm a twenty I'm a sixteen year old boy.
Speaker 2: I was randomly I met ned Spad or whatever the
Speaker 2: fuck his name is. I was at a restaurant with
Speaker 2: some friends and like, this guy walked in, and this
Speaker 2: child walked in the whole time I had dinner. I
Speaker 2: was like, what is this child doing here? This fucking child?
Speaker 2: And then he drove off in like a really nice
Speaker 2: car car and I was like, who is this kid?
Speaker 2: He was like dead silent.
Speaker 3: I thought matt Aux had like reverted back in age
Speaker 3: and escaped like wherever he's been. And I was so
Speaker 3: confused by his presence, like he was freaking me the
Speaker 3: fuck out. He barely spoke, he was kind of just
Speaker 3: standing around the table. I was like, this child is like,
Speaker 3: shouldn't be here. And then he left in a nice car.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, my kid has money or something.
Speaker 3: What is happening like? And we live in LA so
Speaker 3: I was like, I guess it's just another one of
Speaker 3: those kids with money, Like I don't fucking know. And
Speaker 3: somebody tried to explain it to me who he was
Speaker 3: and I was like, I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3: I'm still really confused. And then I saw him on
Speaker 3: my timeline recently.
Speaker 1: I was like, good cheekbones, you got good cheekbones? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's been all his snippets recently have been really cool.
Speaker 1: But I can't publicly say that, but I'm gonna publicly
Speaker 1: say that, and then what's his fucking nuts yapoo JJ. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm tapped. Look, I'm tapped in. I'm still young, like
Speaker 1: I'm tapping into the young like underground scene.
Speaker 2: Like you say that like you're old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am sixteen, I forget. But literally, uh, the
Speaker 1: fucking what's it called? Underground scene right now is like
Speaker 1: producing the next generations of like Uzzie and Cardis actively
Speaker 1: We're like watching it happen.
Speaker 3: I mean it is scary because I was like the
Speaker 3: cycle of it all, because even like Beyonce still has
Speaker 3: such a grinding with young people, but it is less
Speaker 3: young people than it used to be, Like she still
Speaker 3: has that, but like even like a Lady Gaga, it's
Speaker 3: like the further in time we go obviously, like their
Speaker 3: audiences don't grow as much with young people. I don't
Speaker 3: know if that makes sense, but it is scary because then,
Speaker 3: like you were saying about the newer pop girls, like
Speaker 3: there is just like a new genre.
Speaker 2: But I think I think that's happening in like acting
Speaker 2: and everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the transition.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the transition of like the new stars are rolling
Speaker 3: in and it is so odd to be witnessing it,
Speaker 3: but it is also so awesome because I'm like, wow,
Speaker 3: I'm like seeing these people actually grow into something and
Speaker 3: that's fucking awesome because by the time we got to
Speaker 3: like Beyonce and Lady Gaga and like even a fucking
Speaker 3: Katy Perry and like all those like big pop girls,
Speaker 3: they had already been on the scene for a while.
Speaker 1: Oh this is crazy. What doula Peep is to pop
Speaker 1: music is what Katy Perry was to pop music.
Speaker 3: Like back then, Yes, I got some respect for Katy
Speaker 3: Perry that like those Actually, no, she's in a sad.
Speaker 1: I don't want to I love Katy Perry, do not
Speaker 1: get like that is the girl?
Speaker 2: No, No, But that's what I'm saying is like I
Speaker 2: think Katy Perry was like on her shit, like she was.
Speaker 1: That one fucking album called The Stream Teenage she it was.
Speaker 3: She was like in this like funny, like campy, like
Speaker 3: I don't know how to describe it, Like she was
Speaker 3: campy in a way that like Lady Gaga to me,
Speaker 3: was so like artistically driven and like not to say
Speaker 3: Katy Perry wasn't, but Katy Perry was so just like
Speaker 3: glam Bob.
Speaker 2: But like I don't know, it's just so interesting.
Speaker 1: To me, Like she was She's the girl like, don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong, but the song she just released like won't.
Speaker 2: Be God Bless You, Like, oh, it makes me sad.
Speaker 2: But because she's like trying to be like Rosalia.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah it is bad.
Speaker 2: I love Rosalia. Rosalia.
Speaker 1: Do you know who's been having kind of a little
Speaker 1: renaissance and I'm like, borderline like respecting the shit out
Speaker 1: of it. Jacob Sartorius. Not his music. I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck about his music, but you.
Speaker 2: Know, but it makes me sad. He's having a renaissance
Speaker 2: because he got cheated on it. He doesn't know how
Speaker 2: to cope with this, so he's using the interner.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought that was a bit No, I think
Speaker 1: it's real.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not.
Speaker 3: It's a bit oh bit Okay, thank god because see
Speaker 3: from my end, I was like, damn, this makes me sad.
Speaker 1: Like girl, No, I respect the shit out of him,
Speaker 1: like it to I feel to go through the amount
Speaker 1: of incessant bullying that he received at such a young
Speaker 1: age and persevere and come out on the other side
Speaker 1: not addicted to drugs and alcohol, Like there's something like
Speaker 1: big going on inside. No, literally literally, Like I I
Speaker 1: respect the shit out of people that can like be
Speaker 1: the butt of the joke for so long and like
Speaker 1: capitalize on it and like survive and like make it
Speaker 1: out alive. Like that's I respect, like the ship out
Speaker 1: of it because like bitch, like even I was making
Speaker 1: fun of Jacob Sartorius.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody was.
Speaker 1: It was like it was the thing to do. Granted,
Speaker 1: my jokes are fucking hilarious, Like I still stand by
Speaker 1: that ship to this day. But no, his little renaissance
Speaker 1: right now is hilarious, and I'm happy for him, and
Speaker 1: maybe I give his music a shot. Maybe your Elvis
Speaker 1: is my Jacobsard, because what Elvis is to you is
Speaker 1: what Jacob Story says to me.
Speaker 2: All Right, well, thank you guys so much for listening,
Speaker 2: and we'll see you freaking next week and then the
Speaker 2: week after that, and then the week after that, and
Speaker 2: then the week after that, and then the week after
Speaker 2: that and then.
Speaker 1: The week at my all right,