WEBVTT - iOS is for cheaters 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:20.800 Hello, why has it? It feels like we haven't recorded 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:25.440 in like we I know, it feels like we had 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:28.160 so much distance from each other this we were apart 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:29.920 from maybe four days and it was hard. 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:31.880 No, it's gotten bad. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:34.680 Like me and Drew spend almost too much time together 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:36.760 now to the point that somebody will ask me to 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:39.879 hang out or even talk on the phone, and I'm like, bro, 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:41.519 I want to go inside and fucking be on my 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:43.279 iPhone next to Drew, like I don't. 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:45.839 Want to know. I literally like want to rot with 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:56.840 you so badly with you, right, dude. It's like a 0:00:56.920 --> 0:00:59.120 caricterture of ourselves at this. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.400 Point on the podcast, I know, I get in the 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:03.920 car and I have to listen to something like because 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:05.279 I'm like, I'm happy. I'm happy. 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:06.040 I'm so happy. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:07.880 I'm so happy. I'm gonna make other people happy. I'm 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:08.319 so happy. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.399 A lot of people were saying I looked sad in 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.039 the last episode, and you might find that it is 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:14.800 because I am sad. 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:17.760 Boo. I'm not gonna give a reason. 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:19.240 But something I was thinking about last night that I 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:20.560 think would make me happy is if I had a 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:22.640 fridge that made ice and I have never in my 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:25.200 life lived in a home where I had fridge that 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:27.319 made ice, and I really want that. But then it 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.280 got me thinking, a lot of you bitches take that 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.240 for granted, because I go to some of your houses 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.840 and I fill up my water cup with water from 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.000 your fridge, and if I smell that water and smells 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:37.720 like you've never changed the filter, I'm gonna slap the 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:39.480 fuck out of you, because how fucking dare you? 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:42.839 Ice is gray with like plant matter, and. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:45.200 It literally smells like fish a fish ay, like, it 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:49.560 literally smells fucking funky, unky like. And then I feel 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:51.440 like when that happens, I can't say anything to the 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:53.360 person's who's fucking water sinks? 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:55.840 Why are you? Are you okay? A? 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:58.440 You know, I'm fine, No, I'm fine. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.680 There looks like there's a growth or something thing on you. 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:02.560 Can you see you can see it? 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:07.800 I mean, yeah, it's like burnt. What is it? 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:11.840 No, it's nothing, Just keep going, keep going, just done. 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.799 But yeah, it feels like you can't say anything, which 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:16.760 is really uncomfortable, and then you have to, Like I've 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:19.000 been in so many positions where I filled up my 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:22.920 water from someone's stinky fridge and then I forced myself 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:25.079 to drink it because for some reason, I don't want 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:28.200 them to know that I know that they're just I'm 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:31.959 just drinking bacteria, rid and nasty water. But I guess 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:33.840 I can't complain because at our house we keep our 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.640 Brita filter on the counter and Drew and Josh do 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:38.920 this fun man thing where they will just let the 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.359 growth of like bacteria build in there and they will 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:41.799 never walk. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:45.040 It's not bacteria, babe, it's algae, and it's filtering the 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:45.840 water for us. 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.919 They let it just grow and fester. And I came 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:50.480 back and I went to go get water. I was like, 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.679 oh cool, our fucking Brito filter is green. 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:54.480 You know what's crazy is I couldn't tell if it 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.080 was green or not, Like it's it's just like grown 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.080 with me, so like it was just like I couldn't 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:00.240 I literally could not see. 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:01.760 It's like when you're raising. 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.200 A child and you can't tell that the child has 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.920 grown a bunch until you have distance exactly. Well, I 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.000 cleaned it this morning so that my water wouldn't it 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.120 be stinky and nasty? 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:15.679 Yeah, rotted gutted water. Well. I don't know if this 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:21.680 is misinformation, but justin Timberlake. Oh my was pulled over 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:26.400 with a DWI and got SENTENTI d w I driving 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:30.760 while intoxicated. I don't know there is a difference between 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:33.720 d w I and d U. I like, under the influence, 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:35.960 they're driving while intoxicated. I don't know what the fucking 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:37.320 vibe was. It's one of those two. 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.280 My favorite part of it is literally the fact that 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:41.960 the kid who pulled. 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:44.440 Him over didn't know who he was. And I saw 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:44.960 this again. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.080 I also don't know if this is real because I 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:50.080 saw it on TikTok, But the interaction that they stated, 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.200 and like the article they screenshotted, was so fucking funny 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:56.120 because he's getting arrested and then underarthwth he's like, he's 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:58.080 going to ruin the world tour and the kid was 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:01.480 like what he was like, is gonna ruin the world tour? 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:07.160 That just sounds like a crazy person, like because if 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.840 he already like, you have to understand in that moment, 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.360 this kid doesn't fucking know who you are. So you're 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:14.000 not getting out of it. You're not pulling the I'm 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:17.479 justin Timberlake card this time, fucking count your losses and 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.360 keep it pushing. But he thought that that kid would 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:22.479 be like, wait, you're on a world tour. No, but 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:25.359 you just got caught driving under the influence. He just 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.479 thinks you're on meth now, Like you just sound ten 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:28.920 times more intoxicated. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:29.240 You're like. 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:38.320 World wororld star. But yeah, that toxicology report is the 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:40.200 funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. And then 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:42.080 I saw his mug shot and I was like, honestly, 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.800 like he looks cunty, but his blue eyes are really scary, 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:46.800 Like they look like he got him dyed, like he 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:48.720 got like blue eyes tattooed. 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:50.640 Because he's like all fucked up. 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:52.760 So he kind of has like jaundice eyes, Like his 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.520 eyes were like the whites were a little yellow. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.159 Yea, So it just like makes the blue pop even more. 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:00.520 Like I feel bad for him. Is he like a 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.200 bad person? I don't know. I don't know if I 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.159 feel bad, Yeah, I don't. I have to I have 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.520 to do some research on Justin Timberlake before I. 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:09.680 Just don't feel bad for him, because I'm like, you 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:10.560 will live, bro. 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:13.479 Like, Also, there's a chance he's probably done that a 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:16.080 million times and not gotten caught. Like Justin Timberlake will 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:18.719 be fine. I don't feel bad for him. He'll get 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.000 his fucking lawyers and check like he's fine. Is not 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.440 going to ruin your world. To war babes, like you're good. 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:26.719 The World Tour is ruined the world to the wait 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.599 who went on tour and knowing came, Oh, j Lo. 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.400 My condolences to the dozens of people that. 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:35.640 The fourteen people that had tickets that got canceled on. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:39.200 Jalo makes me so sad, really sad. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.560 She's mother goo, Like I don't know. 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:42.839 She makes me so sad. 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.320 I love the video of her in front of her 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:47.159 old apartment and the guy not knowing who the fuck 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.320 she is like, and the fact that that like got 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:52.040 released in her docu series thing like her team saw 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:53.760 that and was like, yeah, we're putting that out. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:59.240 Like do you remember when Michael Jackson's like monkey like bubbles, 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:00.960 like in Janet Jackson went to go. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:04.039 Visit No, it wasn't Janet, it was what's her nuts? 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.839 Oh LaToya? Yeah, LaToya went and the monkey did not 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:10.440 recognize her and she was like, oh he knows me, 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.000 heven remembers me, and the monkey was like throwing shit 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:17.400 at her saddest, like human trauma experience ever recorded, and 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:18.320 it was posted to. 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.360 Be sweet, but like I feel like anybody with a 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:24.000 rational brain can watch that and be like, damn, this 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:26.640 is fucking insane, because I know that would literally be 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:29.320 equivalent like if I passed away and somebody went up 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:31.279 to a zool to like try to reconnect through me. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:32.839 A Zola is scared of everybody. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:35.800 You're not gonna get that, like that the comfort you 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:36.720 seek through a zool. 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:38.080 Also, like I just. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:41.880 Love her being like he remembers to me, like I 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:45.760 love Also in that same interview, she's like the camera 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.120 crew and everybody goes up to the monkey with LaToya 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:50.280 and she's trying to interact with the monkey, and then 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.839 for some reason they have the like delusion that like, oh, 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.040 Bubbles is overwhelmed by how many people are here, and 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.159 Latoya's like, I'm gonna go talk to him by myself, 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.400 and like goes around the corner and she still miked 0:06:59.440 --> 0:06:59.960 up and she's. 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:03.920 Like, Hi, yeah, you remember me, I remember you too, And. 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.600 I was like Dimmi Levado talking to ghosts and the 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.160 ghost begging her to sing. 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:13.120 There's like there's something about the confidence boost that level 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:14.920 of fame gives you that you don't give a fuck 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:17.000 because standing in a room and being convinced that a 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:23.560 ghost is begging for an encore crazy Oh like a skyscraper? 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:25.400 Yeah yeah guy. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:27.640 Yeah. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:32.080 Also like, uh, Demi was like, fucking what's it called? 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.560 I have a feeling this ghost doesn't like man, and 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:41.960 the Demi goes, yeah, I feel you girl, me too, Like, dude. 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:44.080 Honestly, I want to do something like that so bad. 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:46.360 We have to rewatch that. I remember when we watched 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:49.760 that ship when it came out, like we were like, oh, 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.440 this is gonna be like a cultural moment, like this 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.880 is insane that this just fucking happened. 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:56.040 He us otherwise. 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.000 No, literally, the cock did not allow that. 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:02.080 Buck did not give that show the pr deserved. 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.600 Yeah, go go check it out because it's literally the 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.440 most insane premise I've ever seen of a TV show ever. 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.720 It's like Damie Lovado and her friends like goes hunting 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:14.680 and like finding aliens and shit, like it's very crazy. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:19.080 Have you guys ever watched Milf Manner? Oh, so you 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:20.080 know about season two? 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:23.880 Yeah, we can't spoil it for the people that don't know, but. 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.400 Gag, that shit is crazy. I had never seen that 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:30.280 show before. If we're not gonna spoil it, I won't 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.400 mention it, but that is the craziest shit I have ever. 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:35.360 The twist in this one is crazy. I was like, 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.880 how the fuck are they gonna like keep up like 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:43.480 the like bringing in the moms or whatever, Like, how 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:44.120 are they just. 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.000 Next season it's gonna be incest manner? 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:47.200 Yeah? No, literally, please. 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:53.720 What's crazy is because it's like the dads and the songs. 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:54.360 I guess I just wind. 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:55.480 I was gonna say. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:59.720 Whatever, but it's like it feels a weirdly like less ancestual, 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:01.360 but the whole thing is still so funny. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:04.760 It's so creepy, like them eating each other's asses through 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.720 the fucking hole in the wall. I was like, okay, 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:09.480 this is like crazy, and they're all like the butts 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:11.760 are like popping through the holes like fucking grubworms, and 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.040 they're like bouncing up and down. 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:14.800 I said, we weren't gonna spoil the fucking show. 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:15.680 I don't give a fuck. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:18.240 Now, there's like no way to talk about it because 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:20.960 it's but wait, did you watch season one? 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:22.439 I didn't watch season one? 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:27.839 Need to watch season one? Season one isn't Are you okay? 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:28.560 Fine? 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:31.800 But no, the first season is in saying the second 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.800 season is been crazier. But back to ghosts because all 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.080 of y'all know I don't believe in ghosts. But I 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:40.800 just got back from this trip with say Beauty Upstate 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:43.240 and it was really fun and I was with Oriyan 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.880 and like the first night we got there, we were 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.079 can you look like you're in pain? 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:52.160 I'm fucking fine. Stop a dress? Just stop actually, just 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:54.839 fucking stop asking if I'm okay, because I'm fucking fine, 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:56.600 like chill, okay. 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:58.840 You just like you keep touching your. 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.240 Back and it do you actually want to fucking know? 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:05.360 Yeah, that's why I'm fucking asking. Oh your hair? 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:09.199 What? 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:10.840 Why are you getting undressed? 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:14.800 Oh wow, I have a fucking hunchback. I've had a 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:15.880 fucking hunchback for. 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:26.200 This whole time. Let me see it, like it looks? 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.880 Why is did you tan it? Why is it like red? 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:31.080 What's wrong with you? 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:31.560 Drew? 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.079 Pull the hair back? Let's look at this. Let's look 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:37.920 at thish. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:40.480 My god, like, why is it red? I'm so confused. Also, 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.120 I've never seen that on you, and I've seen you 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:43.200 shirtless like all the time. 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:47.560 It grew overnight. I went bungee jumping again. It happened. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:49.520 Blood rust to it. 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:51.199 It's a boil, it happened again. 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:52.360 Should we pop it? 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:53.400 It's a nerd neck? 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:56.839 Should we pop it? Or like just let it? 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:01.720 Oh my god, I suck Drew has a grinder neck? 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:03.480 What does that mean? 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:04.400 Like tech neck? 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:07.920 But it's what was what was the joking earlier? 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:09.440 Oh? 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:12.440 I was being a creep to Drew And I apologize immediately, 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:15.800 But I asked Drew, how is like nutrition has been going? 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:18.280 And he said how much? How much protein have you 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:19.400 been getting into your diet? 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:23.160 And then I thought it would be funny to say 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.880 I thought I was getting enough protein because I thought 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:29.400 there was protein and ass, but there's no protein in ASS. 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.800 And I've been eating a lot of app. And I apologize. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:37.240 You talking like this while Drew's shirtless with a weird 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:42.240 it's back is really jarring, and it's making me step 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.440 back from the situation and really think about what we're 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:45.240 creating right now. 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.960 And it's freaking me out. I have felt that all 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:49.720 you put your clothes back on. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.280 Oh my god, you hate my body. 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:54.760 I literally hate I would like it if you kept 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:55.120 your shirt. 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.120 Well, no, because I'm jealous because people are gonna purve 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.440 out over you and like people aren't gonna p out there. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:04.800 And my fucking pupa. I've been working out for days 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:07.880 preparing for this ship to be shirtless on camera. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:09.720 I think that's the first time we've said pupa on 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:10.320 the podcast. 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:11.360 Yeah, it actually is. 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:13.439 Wow. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:15.400 So are you gonna get that lasered off? What can 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:16.080 you do about that? 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:18.480 I did the scalpel. I'm going to do it at home, 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:19.360 home remain. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:21.560 Home remedy. 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:23.880 Yeah, I'm gonna drink coloidal silver. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.360 I just thought of this, you saying that what's her 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:30.360 name Kelly on milf manor or something. 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:33.119 Oh, yeah, it wasn't Kelly, who was it? 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.520 It was the girl who looks like Tati, who's gorgeous. 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:40.959 She's gorgee so gorgeous, But her fucking confessional look literally christy. 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:43.720 Her confessional looks like she got her makeup done by 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:48.480 a mortician. Like in her confessional like it's it's not good, 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:49.880 like it's really cool. 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.320 I she is gorgeous, like to be. She's the top 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:56.040 pick in the house, but yeah, I know her beast camp. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:57.840 Sometimes she looks really crazy. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:02.840 Like joke you made about Grinder, No the one bright 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:03.760 When I sat down, I. 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:10.000 Think, what what are you talking about? 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:10.319 Kay? 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:13.520 You were saying how you use grinder all the time, Like. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.160 I wasn't saying that. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.320 Because I just learned what grinder was last night. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:23.800 Wait, last night in the nighttime last year. 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:27.160 You're lying about me using it, and then you're lying 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.439 saying that you have never used it. I'm sorry, It's 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.440 just like there's a lot of like shure that you said. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:35.920 It's just not true. I'm just trying to set it straight. Okay, 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.360 don't make that face straight? 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:39.080 All right? 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:42.240 Speaking of poppers, guys, I went to the Brad concert. 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:45.319 I don't even want to talk about it. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:47.319 You're doing a whole lot of this. 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:49.320 I fucking popped my pussy. I don't give a fuck. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.000 I know your stiff ass did not move a single 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.160 bone in that body the arthritis. 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:55.720 Don't act like you don't go to those parties. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.920 And you're like, I don't, I don't have authora. 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.839 We need to watch the do a lipa cliff. No, literally, 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:05.720 we don't know, we don't literally, No, No, this is bullying. 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:07.959 Kaya is Kaya is fun at party. 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:08.640 I am fun. 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.959 Kaya is funny. He moves around and he had a 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:12.160 blast that bras but that. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:19.560 But that fucking yap was one of the worst moments 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:21.720 of my life finding out but you guys saw that 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:29.160 I have social anxiety. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:30.000 Better is that. 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.840 Clip went on TikTok and Kai saw it and then 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.200 never mentioned it to any of us, and then we 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:37.360 just sent someone sent it in a group chat. 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.920 We were all like, whoa, yeah, yeah, that's an iconic. 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.400 That's what's crazy is I was rising up dua lipa. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.760 Someone started recording while I was taking a break from 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:48.560 rising her up, and then as soon as I saw recording, 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:50.000 I went back to impress the. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:53.160 Men she dates, because I think you might be like severe, 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:55.040 like astronomical. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:14:58.600 No. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:01.160 Kai polls ye for sure, but. 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:06.240 The people drew every episode. After the episode, I spit 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:07.800 at him and I get. 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:10.080 Him it's on me yeah, and calls me names. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:12.120 Anyway, I went to the Brad concert. It was fucking 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:15.320 li as fuck. I did move my body. I looked incredible. 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:17.920 How was Kykam looking right now? By the way, it 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:18.440 looks good. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:20.960 I think they're gonna bump up the resolution, Zach. The 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:24.600 resolution was a little low last episode, So if we could. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:26.920 Just you're getting very brave with I know you're like, 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:28.200 you're like directing this. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:29.880 I don't know what you're thinking of that. 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:36.320 Goes to the Brat show my resolution. Oh like oh. 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:42.360 Like the magic Little Magic Man. Okay, well I'm sure 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:46.080 that was a reference that was an oh yeah, you 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:47.160 don't have inside jakes. 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:50.440 With k I was upstate and I've been really convinced 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:51.479 that I have a hax. 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:57.160 On me, like really convinced, real for real, so illusionized, 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:05.080 very convinced that we go to this gorgeous like campgrounds 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:06.320 for this trip with say Beauty. 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:07.520 It's so awesome. 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:10.080 We ended up having to take a red eye and 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:14.120 then like a three hour ride to the campsite. So 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.760 when we got there, immediately me and Ran were like, 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.800 this cabin is haunted. I don't know why, I think 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.440 that this shit's just giving spooky vibes. And we were 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:23.160 just joking about it. But then we both took a 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:26.640 nap and we both had the scariest nightmares ever. I've 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:30.320 also now had nightmares every single night since. I had 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:33.200 a crazy nightmare. Last night I had too because as 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:35.520 I was falling asleep, I was having a nightmare, and 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:37.760 then I woke myself up because I was freaking the 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:38.280 fuck out. 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:41.840 You just need to think happy thoughts and you'll be happies. 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:44.600 Can't play with your. 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:51.120 Boobs no, anyways, And I don't believe in ghosts and 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:54.480 shit at all. But then later that night, me and 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:56.640 Ryan were finally about to go to bed, and we 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:58.520 were like laying in bed and we were both being 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:00.800 dead silent on our phones, and then she was like, 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:03.440 I feel scared, and I was like, I'm so glad 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:05.400 you said something, because I literally feel like there's presents 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:07.720 all around us, Like I literally feel like there's people 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:08.560 standing above. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:10.840 My bad right now. You know how I feel every night? 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:15.760 Well, you have a mental like cock that has shifted 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:20.320 beyond repair. Me, I'm very normal, very lax. 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:24.639 Everybody's like, oh my god, more like laxative because and 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:27.600 you're not shitting on these bitches. It's like laxative is 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:28.560 because you smell like shit. 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:31.600 Okay, at least I can't ship sys. 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:34.360 Mister camp that was too far. 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:43.320 He's sensitive, mister pebbles, because I can't ship in them day. 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:49.480 I need. Have you showed Kai that TikTok the basketball one? 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:54.520 Which one the one where the guy's like Charles Barkley, 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:56.920 like making fun of the outfits. No, no, the one 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:59.360 where it's in your oh oh yeah. 0:17:59.480 --> 0:17:59.520 No. 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:00.840 I don't know if this is going to see the 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:04.119 light of day. So, like I guess the podcast is 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:06.199 getting like a sneak preview of it. 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:09.600 But I believe it would do very well. 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:16.000 I've seen okay guy play basketball, and if they did. 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:27.359 Should you have to post this. 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:30.040 Shot? 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:31.000