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Speaker 2: Well, this one's gonna get you. Oh boy.

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Speaker 3: Swiss police release robot that bought ecstasy online.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't. That's great.

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Speaker 1: That's a great headline and a natural enhanced version of

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Speaker 1: this week's bananas.

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Speaker 4: Still world of its head Would you be.

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Speaker 5: Tell you my jozillion pieces?

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Speaker 6: Would Bana Bana.

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Speaker 3: Guys, gowns and non binary pals. Welcome to another scintillating

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Speaker 3: episode of Bananas over. There is Scotty Landis that is.

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Speaker 1: The effervescent Kurt Brown Owler Kurtie b. I normally we

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Speaker 1: do a lot of plugs and announcements for our shows,

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Speaker 1: which we can do, but we also just have great

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Speaker 2: I think we do. I think we just bring them

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Speaker 3: They are the They are the amazing comedians who host

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Speaker 3: in another exactly right podcast that's messed up an SVU podcast.

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Speaker 3: Please welcome the funny and inimitable Cara Klank and Lisa Traeger.

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Speaker 7: Hi. Yeah, I actually have a banana announcement.

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Speaker 2: If that's okay, Please do.

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Speaker 7: It just hit me because I see the rapper right there.

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Speaker 7: But I bought a Fuzzies brand banana flavored like Keith

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Speaker 7: I have the Edie Parker cohnes that are supposed to

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Speaker 7: taste like a banana, and I wrote a DM to

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Speaker 7: them when I was a little sauce going. It doesn't

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Speaker 7: taste like banana and you shouldn't say it.

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Speaker 5: But the Fuzzies does. So here's my one to let

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Speaker 3: Because I think there's a real specific difference between a

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm talking about?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I love it tastes like I love tastes like.

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Speaker 2: A candy banana? Or does it taste like a real banana?

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Speaker 5: You know what?

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna buy another one. Taste taste that's right, and

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Like I don't eat banana. I don't like bananas

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Speaker 9: or something about the texture.

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Speaker 8: I don't eat them.

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Speaker 9: I feed them to my children every day and I

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Speaker 9: runt candy or like, I love banana putting the.

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Speaker 3: Classic banana candy, Isn't that's the one?

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Speaker 7: I think laffy taffy, Oh yeah, is strong?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 7: You know something that is disgusting that I love? Did

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna send it to your po box or wherever.

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Speaker 2: Send box.

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Speaker 1: I get such weird stuff from the bananimals already. They

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Speaker 9: My god, I've become I've become a full bananimal. I'm

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Speaker 9: obsessed with your Instagram. I think that if there was

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Speaker 9: because the stories are so wild. I know we're going

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Speaker 7: You're doing an ad read. It's like you're doing an

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Speaker 9: I'm like, so if you so, if you'd like to

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Speaker 5: And if we're gonna keep complimenting you guys.

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Speaker 7: I I'm pissed actually that you guys made the merch

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Speaker 7: When I saw that candle, I went, damn, that's good.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, you guys can go get a candle, a

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Speaker 1: Yep, yep, but dickless little dicks Scotty And that's okay.

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Speaker 1: I've been listening to a lot of that's messed up.

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Speaker 2: I want in.

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Speaker 5: Me too. You can do the Hala prayer.

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Speaker 9: Passover's fun. You get lit at Passover, a lot of wine.

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Speaker 7: My Passover thing was I always my reading was about

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Speaker 7: That was my contribution every year to the past.

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Speaker 2: Like, it's just easier, Like there's fifteen games a season.

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Speaker 1: We've been doing this for eight years. We know that

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Speaker 3: It's a creepy prayer. I think it's not a creepy prayer.

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Speaker 3: It's just like one of the classic Catholic ones. Wow,

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Speaker 3: do you guys want to hear about this? Uh this

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Speaker 7: Course, but now obviously you you popped something whatever. I

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Speaker 9: Whoa yeah, and then one of our listeners drew it

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Speaker 9: and it's amazing.

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Speaker 5: So that's a bananimal after dark?

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Speaker 9: During the day, they're like, look at this weird fish

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Speaker 1: we should just have Laren on again and do another

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Speaker 9: Un let's want to come on and drink through and

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Speaker 2: All right, here it is.

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Speaker 3: This was sent in by Valerie O'Neil on Instagram. Thank you, Valerie.

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Speaker 3: This was in The Guardian, written.

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Speaker 2: By the written by.

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Speaker 3: Jane Casperkvic Kasperkovic.

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Speaker 2: Off the tongue right into your heart.

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Speaker 7: I can't believe you guys are doing byelines. That's like,

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Speaker 3: We do, yeah, we do because we we think they're

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Speaker 3: all the best in the business of writing.

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Speaker 3: It alerts me at the top that this article is

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Speaker 3: because it says the word ecstasy and not molly.

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Speaker 2: So here it is again.

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Speaker 3: The title is Swiss police release robot that bought ecstasy online.

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Speaker 3: If your robot buys ecstasy, are you responsible? That is

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Speaker 3: the exactly what Mike Power wondered when he reviewed the

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Speaker 3: police department in Saint Golin, Switzerland. The police department confirmed

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Speaker 3: to explore the deep Web. The robot and all of

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Speaker 3: its purchases it made online, including a pair of fake

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Speaker 7: I'm in love with this robot, like this is falling

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Speaker 9: Besides this ebooks, besides the Lord of the Ring ebooks.

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Speaker 9: That all sounds just like stuff someone could wear or

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Speaker 9: and he's like, I'm going to a party. I want

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Speaker 8: Louive a tom bag I need.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna smoke a lot of cigarettes two hundred Chesterfield cigarettes.

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Speaker 9: Because when I roll, When I roll, I smoke a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I need a baseball cap with a hidden

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Speaker 2: What I did.

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Speaker 8: I Robots night out if you ask me.

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Speaker 3: The robot, which goes by the name random Darknet Shopper,

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Speaker 3: is an automated online shopping botch bot, which we provide

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Speaker 3: with a budget of one hundred dollars in bitcoins per

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Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 8: Do we know how much a hundred bitcoin is?

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Speaker 2: No, No, it's one hundred.

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Speaker 3: It's one hundred dollars of bitcot cha, which at this

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Speaker 3: point is now like I don't know, point one bitcoin

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bitcoin's like fifty grand right now?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Is that good or bad?

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Speaker 1: That's a little lower than it's been, But that's insane

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Speaker 8: I have a good if you bought bitcoin a while ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a friend who bought a falafel for

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Speaker 8: Wait, what is Simpsons tapped out.

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Speaker 7: You know, you get little characters and then you build

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Speaker 1: We get that story sending a lot that happens a

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Speaker 3: Yeah now, but usually they then have like a GoFundMe

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Speaker 9: I remember that kept happening with like Kim Kardashian's game,

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Speaker 2: Ever had a printer work for two weeks straight? Without? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 3: I recently watched this clip and you guys can find

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Speaker 7: But our friend, she's in the art world and sometimes

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Speaker 9: She tried to explain to me how one time a

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Speaker 1: Was Mary Kate, like, I'm Dakota fanning, you idiot. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever traveled accidentally with drugs?

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Speaker 5: Accidentally on purpose?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's fun. But have you ever realized you

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Speaker 9: I well, I flew to Japan with a weed pen

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Speaker 9: And I don't even know what Japan's like policy is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you do it intentionally.

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Speaker 8: I don't know did they find them.

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Speaker 7: I flied to Australia with edibles, Molly and little jel.

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Speaker 7: How do they know it's not a vitamin. I wouldn't

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Speaker 5: I don't think the TSA people give a shit.

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Speaker 5: Only if I have a candle, They're always like, what's this?

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Speaker 1: I'm like a candle like snow globe like snow and

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Speaker 3: Do you ever fly with a candle just to have

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Speaker 5: I have travel candles?

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Speaker 9: Yah?

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Speaker 2: You do?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? As gifts usually, yeah, if you have a lot

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Speaker 8: But they're for like the hotel, right, Lisa.

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Speaker 9: I like the idea of somebody in like twelve E

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Speaker 8: I need to come.

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Speaker 2: Clean, Linen this section to smell it clean, Linen.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you what changed my perspective about flying

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Speaker 7: Leonardos and love Leonard, but he's not he's not hit

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Speaker 7: And he we met up in Ireland and he flew

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Speaker 5: Like that's it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't seen him in a while.

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Speaker 7: But he was just so young and he hit it

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Speaker 2: The reality of the industry.

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Speaker 7: Yes, and I still haven't learned. I still haven't learned.

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Speaker 7: Always just like ups and downs. But it was funny, okay.

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Speaker 2: Already.

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Speaker 1: My favorite on the podcast are sort of the human

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Speaker 1: Rube Goldberg ones where like a chain of events get

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Speaker 1: set off. So this one right in my wheelhouse. This

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Speaker 1: is a great m Kim Ulette. This was written by

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Speaker 1: Mauricio LaPlante for tcpalm dot com kurty times a day.

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Speaker 1: Are you reading tcpalm dot com?

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Speaker 3: Look, I wake up and I go, what does the

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Speaker 3: TC stand for?

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Speaker 2: Is it the classic palm?

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Speaker 9: Is it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but Mauricio is definitely top notch reporter.

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Speaker 1: Here's the headline. Man arrested after train crash, catapults stolen

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Speaker 1: A man looking for his SUVs stole a Honda Fit

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Speaker 1: According to the Martin County Sheriff's Office, no one was injured. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so we can laugh at this all we want, nobody can.

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Speaker 8: Can you remind me what state this is in?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 8: Oh, okay, sorry, I love to picture it.

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Speaker 2: I love that it's a Honda Fit too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a time in my life where I believe,

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Speaker 3: deep in my heart that the Honda Fit was the

454
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Speaker 3: best car ever made because of the amount of cup

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Speaker 3: holders it had. Have you ever been inside of a

456
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Speaker 3: Honda Fit. I think it has legitimately like twenty one

457
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Speaker 3: cup Like there's there's like two on each side of

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Speaker 3: the door, there's four in the middle, there's like two

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Speaker 3: in the back seat. There's it's amazing how many there's

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Speaker 3: like there's an additional cup holder down below as in

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Speaker 3: addition to one up top.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I loved Hunt.

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Speaker 9: There's one of the girls I think that started, Reductress.

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Speaker 9: She gave birth to her baby in I believe a

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Speaker 9: Honda Fit. Definitely in a Honda and I think it

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Speaker 9: was a Honda Fit. And then she tweeted at them

467
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Speaker 9: and was like, Yo, I gave birth in my like

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Speaker 9: eleven year old Honda Fit.

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Speaker 8: Can you guys get me a new car? And they

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Speaker 8: did It's under one.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great. Yeah, that's good. See that's what you

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Speaker 2: have to do.

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Speaker 3: Also, I saw Honda Fit recently and I was like,

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Speaker 3: this is the dumbest looking car scene. Like, my opinion

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Speaker 3: has really flipped around on the Honda Fit.

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Speaker 7: It was a nice like seven years where back was

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Speaker 7: the rage, and I think that time has just passed

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Speaker 7: but you know we we had a moment to enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: Yes we did, caarra.

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Speaker 1: It is in Florida, Jensen Beach, Florida, right near Lake Okachobe.

481
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Speaker 1: What a beautiful place to swim. So deputies arrested Bradford

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Speaker 1: white Cel, thirty eight, of Port Saint Lucy Saturday morning.

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Speaker 1: He faces charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle

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Speaker 1: and criminal mischief, which is a great thing to be

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Speaker 1: charged for. The chain of events leading to the catapulta

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Speaker 1: cars starting when Wetzel arrived at his Jensen Beach bar

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Speaker 1: Friday after an argument with his fiance in Port Saint Lucy.

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Speaker 2: When he left the bar, I have a question. Is

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Speaker 2: it Wetzel?

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Speaker 1: As in the Pretzel is an eye in there could

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Speaker 1: be white Cel.

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Speaker 2: Let's say it's Wetzel, all right.

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Speaker 3: Family, Prettel's fortune, no cut off and now he's gone

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Speaker 3: to a life of crime.

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Speaker 5: Fuck that.

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Speaker 7: I'm Auntie Anne's for life.

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Speaker 2: I'm Wetzel. I'm Wetzel.

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Speaker 5: Never even had a Wetzel. I'm so loyal.

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Speaker 2: Oh you gotta get a Wetzel dog, then it'll change

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Speaker 2: your life.

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Speaker 8: I do.

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Speaker 5: How'd you know I like a dog?

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll just say Pretzel lost his vehicle, keys,

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Speaker 1: cell phone, and wallet, investigators say, but he could not elaborate.

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Speaker 2: You know, usually when you're leaving a bar tard too.

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Speaker 1: Around eight twenty am Saturday morning, Pretzel was picked up

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Speaker 1: by his ex fiancee's mother, where he flagged down a

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Speaker 1: deputy in near Northeast Schurch Street in northeast Indiana River Road.

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Speaker 1: I gotta say, Mauricio really likes to give you yeah

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Speaker 1: point location. Yes, I feel like all I'm saying is directly.

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Speaker 9: He's like, please see the attached Google map where I've

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Speaker 9: I've dropped pins for all the pertinent locations.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it. He's just like I grew up here.

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Speaker 1: I know, maurisso we're the best in the biz for

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Speaker 1: a reason. At first, Pretzel told the deputy that he

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Speaker 1: saw or the car catapulted by the train as it

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Speaker 1: was stuck on the trap tracks, and that he had

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Speaker 1: helped the driver run away before the vehicle was struck.

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Speaker 2: That's what the david said.

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Speaker 1: Then he told a little later he told investigators he

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Speaker 1: had actually stolen the car to search for his own

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Speaker 1: lost car, according to the affidavit quote, and left the

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Speaker 1: distable disabled and stolen vehicle on the railroad tracks.

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Speaker 2: Pretzel fled after seeing an oncoming train.

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Speaker 3: Wait a second, sweet a second, he stops on the

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Speaker 3: train tracks. Yeah, and then instead of driving away, he's like,

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Speaker 3: I gotta go.

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Speaker 2: He just runs away from the car.

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Speaker 1: Just sprints away from a stolen car that got disabled.

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Speaker 1: And he leaves on the train tracks after losing his wallet.

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Speaker 1: His cell phone has his own vehicle's keys. So what

532
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Speaker 1: was he gonna do when he got there?

533
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Speaker 2: We'll never know.

534
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Speaker 1: Pretzel fled after seeing an incoming train struck the car,

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Speaker 1: causing it to crash into a new nearby home. Pretzel

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Speaker 1: then recorded what was then recorded on surveillance video at

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Speaker 1: Barber's produce. Guess where at nineteen oh one Northeast rec

538
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Speaker 1: sure really going for it? Where not one curdie b

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Speaker 1: but two forklifts were damaged?

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Speaker 2: To forklifts? How do you damage a fork?

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Speaker 5: But also what about the did a train ever hit

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Speaker 5: the car?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 2: Was that damage the car?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Train hit the car and then threw the car

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Speaker 3: into a house. And then wait where there are forklifts

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Speaker 3: inside the house?

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Speaker 2: I guess so it was a mobile home.

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Speaker 8: How do you have two forklifts in a mobile home.

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Speaker 2: What is going on? We raised the mobile home. Maybe

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Speaker 2: there was a mobile home with a view.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, Scottie, that's such a good idea. You

553
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Speaker 8: just get to your like I got this mobile home,

554
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Speaker 8: but I'm going to get a view. I'm going to

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Speaker 8: get to.

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Speaker 3: But on either side, the best investigator said, how.

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Speaker 7: Much cheaper is a mobile home versu an apartment or.

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Speaker 2: As much much cheaper?

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Speaker 3: But it decreases in value, Like whereas a house increases

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Speaker 3: in value, you.

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Speaker 2: Don't own the land underneath a mobile home.

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Speaker 3: You just own that mobile home and you like kind

563
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Speaker 3: of rent the land for like a specific set amount

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Speaker 3: of time.

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Speaker 9: I know a comedian in La who has a mobile

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Speaker 9: home and like it's an Eagle Rock and they and

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Speaker 9: it's just like in an like a park of mobile homes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds kind of fun.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it's very large.

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Speaker 9: When you go inside, you feel like you're in a house,

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Speaker 9: and it's like a bedroom and it was paid off.

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Speaker 3: My buddy has one up like on the coast, and

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Speaker 3: it's it's great.

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Speaker 2: It's like a very nice house.

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Speaker 5: Now you have to do septic tank stuff or what.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. That's a good question, great question. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think you don't. I don't think you do.

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Speaker 1: I think you can go destroy the toilet, flush and

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Speaker 1: walk away.

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Speaker 2: I think that's one of the perks of a mobile home.

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Speaker 9: I mean, you know, yeah, you just get a new

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Speaker 9: toilet every month in a mobile home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's the forklift. He's like, this is a

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Speaker 2: terrible smell. Raised.

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Speaker 7: I would like to sit in a little forklift as

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Speaker 7: it's going up and down.

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Speaker 2: Sun.

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Speaker 3: Sit in the forklifter, sit on like the teeth, like

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Speaker 3: the teeth, the teeth.

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Speaker 2: In the teeth, the fork and down the time.

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Speaker 1: Well, Lisa, next time you have like an hour long special,

592
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Speaker 1: just come on the stage by being raised from underneath

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Speaker 1: on a fork left wearing a hard hat and then

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Speaker 1: just oh my.

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Speaker 5: God, I love it.

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Speaker 2: I have an alarm going off. Yeah, Lisa Trager, ready

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Speaker 2: to fork. It's a good time.

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Speaker 1: Women at work, curty b you want to tease us

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Speaker 1: into a hot, hot, hot break where we talk about

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Speaker 1: advertisements and other marketing essentials.

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Speaker 2: I sure do.

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Speaker 3: This is not gonna this is such a dorky one,

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Speaker 3: but man, I love it so much.

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Speaker 2: It's right up my alley.

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Speaker 7: Here.

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Speaker 3: It is the Shakespeare fanatic who introduced all of the

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Speaker 3: Bard's Birds to America.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that is dorky. You were not wrong.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that whole, whole, whole lot more on

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Speaker 1: bananas if.

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Speaker 3: We are back, folks, gott you got some shout outs.

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Speaker 2: I do have some shout outs. I have some quickies.

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Speaker 1: But first and foremost, if you live in East LA,

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Speaker 1: on the east Side, I should say I have been

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Speaker 1: placing metal golden tickets. They're not actual gold they're metal

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Speaker 1: attached yellow balloon, some with helium, some that I blew

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Speaker 1: up with my own oxygen. Keep an eye out for those.

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Speaker 1: If you find one, take it to Alma's, which is

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Speaker 1: a cider and beer bar on Virgil and you get

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Speaker 1: two siders on the Bananas podcast.

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Speaker 2: So keep an eye out.

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Speaker 1: I've dropped one in Los Felis, there's one in Atwater

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna go up Griffith Park and let

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Speaker 1: to go. This week I will live stream it, but

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Speaker 1: keep an eye out anybody in La. Something good might

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Speaker 1: actually happen to you.

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Speaker 3: And really, it's a beautiful golden ticket. It looks a

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Speaker 3: lot like your Willy Wanka golden ticket.

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Speaker 2: I love it. Yes, it's really really good. Okay, here

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Speaker 2: are our shout out.

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Speaker 1: Sharma wants a banana shout out for Nathan for being

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Speaker 1: a hard working, kick ass husband. Nathan, you are loved

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Speaker 1: and appreciated, so don't blow it. Lauren wants to wish

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Speaker 1: the great banana boy Pierre Antoine a very banana's birthday,

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Speaker 1: So happy birthday to Pierre and Twine.

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Speaker 2: Cool name. And finally, Jacob wants to say, hey, Ali,

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Speaker 2: congratulations for getting into Portland State University on a scholarship.

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Speaker 2: She's moving to the West this fall.

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Speaker 1: The banana boys love it when you pick up and

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Speaker 1: leave your hometown. It's move as farwayst possible if you

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Speaker 1: have the means. It builds character. Congratulations to Ali. That's

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Speaker 1: all I got for beIN animals shout outs.

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Speaker 3: All right I do. This is sentiment by Amelia. She

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Speaker 3: said this will hopefully be news once it happens. But

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Speaker 3: the ski area that I work at is hosting the

646
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Speaker 3: largest ever naked women's backcountry ski lap wow, and she says,

647
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Speaker 3: you can send the female ban animals to participate if

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Speaker 3: they like, we will post the event bright. It is

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Speaker 3: called the boot tan Fest. It's March fifteenth, twenty twenty two,

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Speaker 3: at Bluebird Backcountry in Kremling.

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Speaker 2: Colorado, beautiful, great name beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just everybody's super nude and going down

653
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Speaker 3: the mountain on the backside of the mountains and it's cool.

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Speaker 3: And tickets are sixty nine dollars because they and we

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Speaker 3: will post that hopefully.

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Speaker 2: That is before this episode comes out.

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Speaker 3: And of course we are here with the wonderful care

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Speaker 3: clank at Lisa Traeger That's Messed Up podcast.

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Speaker 2: Ladies, Do you want to plug your tour now? Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Plug your tour.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we're going on a it's not a West coast

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Speaker 9: but western part of the country tour because we're also

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Speaker 9: gonna be in like Denver and Arizona.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: If you go to That's Messed Up live dot com,

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Speaker 9: you can see all of our dates.

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Speaker 8: But we're really excited.

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Speaker 9: It's a bunch of California, Seattle, Portland, Yeah, Denver.

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Speaker 8: It's gonna be fun.

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00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're playing the Aladdin. We're gonna the Banana

671
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: Boys are touring the Aladdin Theater. And you were discussing

672
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Speaker 1: that they have a cry room.

673
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, oh really like for babies.

674
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, but I never had any idea what like somebody

675
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 9: posts like said to us and goes, so, what's up?

676
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 8: Are we all meeting in the cry room?

677
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 6: Like?

678
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 8: And I was like lol, Like that's so funny. What

679
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 8: is that?

680
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 9: And then all these people started writing to us because

681
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 9: we posted it, being like, oh, that's a Christian thing

682
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 9: or a Mormon thing like at churches. I had no idea.

683
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 9: We're Jews, so like, we have no idea. I don't

684
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 9: think there's cry rooms at a synagogue.

685
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 3: No, So yeah, there was at the first the first

686
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 3: church that I went to, Holy Innocence and Neptune, New Jersey, that.

687
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 8: A metal band.

688
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but.

689
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 3: It had a cry room and literally it was all

690
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 3: the way at the back and it was just a

691
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 3: room that was like had just a giant glass wall

692
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 3: and then it had just pews in it for you

693
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 3: to like just go and have your baby scream, uh,

694
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 3: and no one could hear it.

695
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 9: And they and they air the service apparently on like

696
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 9: a close circuit television so that the parents don't miss

697
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 9: like a minute of salvation, you know, like water kids

698
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 9: are yeah.

699
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 8: Reaching out.

700
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Speaker 1: I think you could just watch it at TV at

701
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: that point, if that counts, just stay home and watch

702
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: it and watch it on TV.

703
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, fix, I guess everyone did for a while.

704
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 3: All Right, you guys ready for this, The dorkiest one

705
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 3: I've ever brought up. This has a specific This was

706
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 3: sent in, of course, by copy Haste, Thank you copy Haste.

707
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 3: This was published in Pacific State and again the title

708
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 3: is the shakespeare fanatic who introduced all of the Bard's

709
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 3: birds to America.

710
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 2: This was this.

711
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 3: The reason I'm so excited about this is because I

712
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 3: think I was in I was like a sophomore in

713
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 3: high school and my history teacher, mister Myers, offhandedly mentioned

714
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 3: like there was just like thousands of swallows outside the window,

715
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 3: and he's like, those birds, those were brought here by

716
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 3: a lunatic who wanted to have shakes all of Shakespeare's

717
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 3: birds in America. And now really they are the most

718
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 3: popular bird in America. They've destroyed ecosystems across the country.

719
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 3: And then he just went back and he never explained himself,

720
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 3: because you see swallows everywhere. If you don't know who

721
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 3: swallow is, it's a little it's a tiny, little blackbird

722
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 3: that has kind of a gloss to it, and they're everywhere.

723
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 3: It's like the most common bird in America. And this

724
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 3: is the story of how it got here.

725
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 7: I love an ecosystem ruining animals so much.

726
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 2: Yes, but it is we've said.

727
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,959
Speaker 5: One of my favorites.

728
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 2: Oh, good favorites.

729
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 3: The Bananas Podcast has a long history. We are we're not.

730
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 3: We don't love invasive species, but we do respect their

731
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 3: go gettedness.

732
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Speaker 7: They're really going to take over. Well have you seen

733
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 7: the Highland Park parrots? Oh?

734
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have them here too. I love I love

735
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 3: that they're all called the different towns. Some people call

736
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 3: the Pasadena parrots the Highland Park parrots.

737
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 2: They only come to atwater.

738
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 3: They only come to my neighborhood right now in the spring,

739
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 3: and they go from tree to tree and all the

740
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 3: other birds hate them, so they're all just constantly screaming.

741
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 2: At each other.

742
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 3: If you go outside, it it's like this crazy bird

743
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 3: war zone where all these like crows are trying to

744
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 3: beat the shit out of these like green parrots.

745
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 2: It's really crazy. Yeah.

746
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 5: Well I had a friend, Oh of course.

747
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 7: Well I had a friend saying in my apartment and

748
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 7: she's like, oh, these birds, and I was like, you

749
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 7: saw the Highland Park parrots And she was so shocked

750
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 7: at my reaction.

751
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 5: Wait, but I'm also jealous.

752
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 7: Of anyone that has a relationship with a crow, like

753
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 7: I do follow one person that has befriended the crows

754
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 7: in her neighborhood and they bring her gifts and she

755
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 7: feeds them and they protect her, and I'm like, oh,

756
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 7: I love it.

757
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

758
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 3: We have had many, many, many many crows stories on

759
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 3: bananas and they are pretty amazing.

760
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 2: Birds and buttholes that's what we do best.

761
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 3: That is the Birds and Buttholes Bananas podcast.

762
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 5: That's merch.

763
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh that's a good idea of birds and.

764
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Speaker 9: Butter birds, butthold bananas, birds bananas like a beats Battlestar Galactica,

765
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 9: whatever that thing. Dwight said, Oh okay, I love Yeah.

766
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 7: Just a little bird, uh, you know, like putting its

767
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 7: butt out to the you know, a butthole of a bird.

768
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 2: Maybe take a note of that. We do have to

769
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,439
Speaker 2: make this.

770
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 3: If Shakespeare is in heaven today looking down at the

771
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 3: damage he wrought more than that's not Shakespeare's fault, Yes

772
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 3: it is.

773
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 8: How was it related to Shakespeare? He had a little birdie.

774
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 3: It's literally one line in Henry the Fourth It is

775
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 3: one line. Okay, here it is. There's a lot of

776
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 3: introduction stuff. Of course, this is written wonderfully by Scott

777
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 3: Keys and Daniel Karp At twenty seventeen. They wrote, this,

778
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 3: of course, is brilliant Shakespeare was he is nowhere to

779
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 3: foresee the cascading series of events that would unfold from

780
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 3: the moment he lifted his quill from the word starling. Not,

781
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 3: for that matter, could Eugene Schaefflin, a nineteenth century drug

782
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 3: manufacturer and Shakespeare fanatic, have properly understood the law of

783
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 3: an unintended consequences when he unveiled his master plan gather

784
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 3: every bird referenced in Shakespeare's plays and introduce them to

785
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 3: the United States. It was a chris morning on March six,

786
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 3: eighteen ninety, when Schaiflin and his servants entered Central Park

787
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Speaker 3: with cages holding a collection of loud, stocky black birds

788
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 3: never before seen on North American soil. One by one,

789
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 3: they opened the cages and sixty starlings flew off into

790
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 3: the wintery New York sky. Chafflin repeated the stunt the

791
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 3: following year with another forty starlings. Here it is Chafflin's

792
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 3: plan was conceived with the most benelevant intentions to pay

793
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 3: homage to Shakespeare. Of course, the Bard was already wildly popular.

794
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 3: Blah blah blah blah blah.

795
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 2: Shakespeare's pretty well covered. We all know who he is.

796
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 3: Bringing birds mentioned in Shakespeare's play To American Soil was

797
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 3: Schaflin's personal and public tribute to the bard. Starling's made

798
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 3: a brief reference in Shakespeare's work, Act one, Scene three

799
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 3: of Henry the fourth quote, Nay, I'll have a starling,

800
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 3: shall be taught to speak nothing but Mortimer, and give

801
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 3: it him. Shakespeare wrote a single line of script where

802
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 3: a soldier is ordered by the king never to mention

803
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 3: his brother in law's names again, leading soldier to dream

804
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 3: of buying a starling that will repeat the name over

805
00:37:54,880 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 3: and over again. So so this is like no, no

806
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 3: one knew that, like you could just introduce there was

807
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 3: no idea of invasive species in eighteen ninety. Ten years later,

808
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 3: in nineteen hundred, they start saying like you just can't

809
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 3: be bringing because starlings take off so much.

810
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 2: They're like, you just can't.

811
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 3: Be bringing birds or anything from that's not normally here

812
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 3: and releasing it. But here's I'll just tell you this,

813
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 3: this is how much it is, Okay, as impressive as

814
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 3: their range. Okay, so now they're everywhere, from from from

815
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 3: from Alaska to Mexico. There's starlings everywhere from just so

816
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 3: most of the starlings that he released died. Only thirty

817
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 3: two survived. What from just thirty two starlings in the

818
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 3: early eighteen nine that is now there are two hundred

819
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 3: million birds in North America today. Ask any ecologist, farmer,

820
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 3: person interested in keeping plane engines intact, and they will

821
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 3: tell you what an impact two hundred million starlings can have.

822
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 3: It costs eight hundred million dollars in crop damage to

823
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: the United States a year. They eight hundred and fifty

824
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 3: two instances of airline strikes.

825
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 2: Reported between.

826
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's thousands of birds being murder killed by airlines.

827
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 2: They're killing people.

828
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 3: There was like a Boston plane took off Eastern Airlines

829
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 3: took off, hit am murmuration of of starlings, which is

830
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 3: what they're called, and it crashed into Winthrop Bay. All

831
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 3: but ten of the seventy two passengers were killed. So

832
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 3: it is pretty crazy.

833
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 8: My god, did they take down Sully.

834
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 2: Or was that geese? That was geese that wasn't starlings.

835
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 7: Hold on, but starlings are a big problem for planes

836
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 7: in America but not in England. I'm confused why they're

837
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 7: causing so much more damage here. They just had more

838
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 7: chances to thrive. I'm confused.

839
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 3: They don't have a natural predator here, like it was

840
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 3: just an invasive species so they just took off. I

841
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 3: think there's way more starlings here.

842
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 5: Now than who is the predator in the UK?

843
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: Old men apparent, old men with shotguns with those with

844
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: like muskets, the kind curl out on the end and

845
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: just shoot random.

846
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 5: But they're so little.

847
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 7: They are pretty I'm into them, but I don't think

848
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 7: I ever for being so invasive and popular, like you've

849
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 7: seen them, but they I don't know. I mean, I'm

850
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 7: sure I'm now I'll be looking out.

851
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 3: For them to do you grew up on the East

852
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 3: coast because in the East Coast they were like the

853
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 3: majority of birds that were just where I did.

854
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 8: I grew up on the East coasts.

855
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 7: I'm sure that's like, but why can't an animal just

856
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 7: start eating them like it's I think they do now

857
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 7: they learn finally.

858
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 5: This bird too.

859
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

860
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: And San Juan Capistrano is famous for their swallows and

861
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: they have a swallows fest every year, but because of

862
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: climate change. They don't show up anymore. So I moved

863
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: to LA nine years ago. I went down and they

864
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,280
Speaker 1: were like, they're two weeks late this year, but they're.

865
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Speaker 2: On their way.

866
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: And it's basically now just an excuse for motorcycle boomers

867
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: to get drunk together.

868
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 2: So I went down about three years ago, yeah, probably.

869
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen, twenty nine, and it was they were like, yeah,

870
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: this Swallows just don't come here anymore. But no, we

871
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: do city band and here's nine thousand people motorcycles and

872
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 1: then there's a bar that I encourage everybody on this

873
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: podcast and listening go to the Swallows in in it's

874
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: San Juan Capistrano. They had these cover bands and it's

875
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: like forty five to seventy year old, recently single divorce.

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00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: Ye just grind it. Yeah, it's so fun.

877
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: And if you go and you're under those ages, boy,

878
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: you are the most popular kid in town. Like I've

879
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: never felt attractive like this in my life. I'm like,

880
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: I'm doing pretty well in this sixty plus twice divorce set.

881
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 7: I was just talking to someone yesterday who's older and

882
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 7: on tender, and I was like, what's your age range?

883
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 7: Because I didn't trust him but he said it was

884
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 7: thirty eight to forty eight.

885
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 5: He's in his fifties.

886
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 7: But then he moved it up to fifty and the

887
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 7: floodgates open ame on. He said that the matches were

888
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 7: just like he couldn't believe how many women that were

889
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 7: fifty were there.

890
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 5: So he was excited about that.

891
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 2: Two ages. Yeah, just by two years, just by two years.

892
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 2: That's fascinating.

893
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

894
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 7: I have a swallow tattoo, and I don't think I

895
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 7: really realized it. Like, I don't know if you know

896
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 7: what I mean. I only know the tattoo version of

897
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 7: this bird. I've never seen a real one. I just

898
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 7: googled it and I'm like, news to me.

899
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 2: Oh, starling, starling, No, the swallows. Oh okay, well I

900
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 2: was Yeah, I brought up swag you did.

901
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 5: Yes, I've been paying attention.

902
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 9: Oh okay, But have you guys talked about speaking of

903
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 9: invasive species? Have you talked about those wild hogs that

904
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 9: like takeover places everywhere?

905
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 2: We haven't done a story on them. I think we

906
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 2: posted one. Okay, Yeah, well we have done a few.

907
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 3: There's the German guy who ran naked to try and

908
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 3: get his laptop from a wild boar in Germany.

909
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 2: Stole his backpack.

910
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it stole his backtop and his laptop. And then

911
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 3: he's been like immortalized. They have like now like that park, uh,

912
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 3: like a statue of him. And then there's the bores

913
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 3: in Chernobyl. Have you heard about those. Yeah, there's like

914
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 3: radioactive Chernobyl bares that are like really crazy.

915
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 5: Now, but maybe they'll save the day.

916
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 8: I think so maybe what they'll attack putin that would

917
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 8: be amazing.

918
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 2: They'll be beautiful nuclear bores. Oh cool.

919
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 7: Like I just am imagining pumba, you know, like just

920
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 7: a bunch of radioactive like green glowing pumbas and I.

921
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 8: Being like, mata attack no.

922
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 5: Animals shit is cool.

923
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 7: I really love just animals migrating their vibes that they're

924
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 7: just left on an island forever I don't know. Or

925
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 7: we're like swimming thousands of miles to drop our eggs

926
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 7: right here no matter what it takes, like what, I

927
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 7: don't know.

928
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: It's so cool, yes, agreed, and uh, we're on the

929
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 1: planet with them, Like I think so many times humans

930
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: just don't think about animals at all because you're just like, yeah,

931
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: human shit, it's bothersome. And then you're like no, we're

932
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: surrounded by stuff that's just living its own dream the

933
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: entire time.

934
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 2: Some things are live for a day, yeah, outlive us.

935
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: It's very weird to be like we're surrounded by things

936
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 1: that are looking at us all the time.

937
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

938
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 9: But like it was really weird when the pandemic first

939
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 9: happened and the coyotes just sort of were like we

940
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 9: own this town now. They just like came down and

941
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 9: they were on residential streets, like what's up?

942
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 8: You want to go? Like who are you gonna call?

943
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 9: You're all alone on this street, bitch, like you know,

944
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 9: they just like were I felt like I was like, wow,

945
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 9: Nature's like taking over again like this.

946
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 3: It just reminded you how quickly it would happen. Like

947
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 3: I remember when when the Great cor started, just how

948
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 3: blue the sky was and how clean the air was,

949
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 3: like two weeks in because all the industry shut down,

950
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 3: and then the animals started coming out, and you just realize, like, oh,

951
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 3: if humans disappeared off of this planet, like everything would

952
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,479
Speaker 3: go back to nature like boom, Like it is gonna

953
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 3: be instantaneous.

954
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: There's gonna be wolves in cars in moments.

955
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 9: Yeah, Like I am legend, right, isn't that movie where

956
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 9: it's like lions are in Times Square like living their lives.

957
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, he just had a German shepherd.

958
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 7: I thought, oh no, there's also like everywhere yeah, oh

959
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 7: did they escape the zoos or they migrated to America?

960
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 5: These lions, I.

961
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 2: Don't know they took from.

962
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, guess car.

963
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: When you're at a zoo, like even when you're at

964
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 1: a good zoo, you're looking at some of those animals

965
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: and you're like, you could get out of here.

966
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: There's no doubt you could jump this.

967
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: Like the gorillas at the San Diego Zoo, You're like,

968
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: you guys could.

969
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 2: Get out of yeah.

970
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 9: Like the polar bears at the Central Park Zoo are depressed,

971
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 9: but I was like, if you guys got some Zoloft,

972
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 9: you could get the fuck out of here.

973
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 5: You know.

974
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just bummed.

975
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 5: And it was fun.

976
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,959
Speaker 7: In Australia, I went to an animal place there and

977
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 7: I saw animals I'd never seen before. A platypus, a

978
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 7: little Tasmanian daredevil thing. There's other one like they just

979
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 7: have animals we don't even know. And the kangaroos there

980
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 7: are just roped like there it's just one casual rope

981
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 7: and they're just lounge and like that would never happen

982
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,720
Speaker 7: in America. They were there's no way they would try.

983
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 9: Because some dumbass would try to feed it like cheetos

984
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 9: and then it would eat a kid or something like

985
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 9: what happens every day at zoos here.

986
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 5: No, that's a bit.

987
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 7: That's a famous Banana styles story that there was like

988
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 7: or maybe it was a Simpsons episode, but a lot

989
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 7: of the animals got addicted to fast food and started

990
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 7: attacking tourists because they got so addicted to the like

991
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 7: be being fed junk, and so they got violent to

992
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 7: get more junk.

993
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 8: No, I think that's real.

994
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 2: Okay, that is real.

995
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,439
Speaker 1: There's currently there was one bear called Hank the Tank,

996
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: five pound black bear and like Tahoe that was breaking

997
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: in to set their food and then they did DNA.

998
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,720
Speaker 2: This is a little SVU. Yeah, I did.

999
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: DNA and realized it was three giant bears. So Hank

1000
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: the Tank has been exonerated. Now it's like they're looking

1001
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: for three giants and I'm like, build these bears a home.

1002
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: Put some food in there. If you want to breaking

1003
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: give the bears a house.

1004
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 2: It's fair and.

1005
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 8: Thank God for DNA evidence.

1006
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 9: You know, if Hank the Tank had been doing this

1007
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 9: in the seventies, he'd probably still be incarcerated.

1008
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: He's saying it.

1009
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 3: Hank the Tank has been already relocated. He is no

1010
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 3: longer there.

1011
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 7: Well, sorry to bring up Australia again, but I do

1012
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 7: travel it.

1013
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,439
Speaker 5: I went to the aquarium there. I'm an animal lover,

1014
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 5: and they.

1015
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 2: Have fish've never seen before, got eight dicks.

1016
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 7: No, there was a crocker an alligator. I don't I

1017
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 7: never remember which is their crocodiles.

1018
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 2: Nobody knows.

1019
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 7: So there was a giant, giant croc And the way

1020
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 7: he got to the aquarium is because he kept eating

1021
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 7: his girlfriends at the sanctuary he was at, so they

1022
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 7: shipped him to the aquarium.

1023
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 9: Oh wow, no idea that SVU related related to Live

1024
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 9: It Solid boy friend?

1025
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, he just yeah, they couldn't trust him to not

1026
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 5: eat his girls.

1027
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 2: How often is it the boyfriend on SVU?

1028
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 6: Not the.

1029
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,280
Speaker 5: Oh the way I was forty percent.

1030
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, but in real life, it's like eight you're usually

1031
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 7: attacked by people, you know, It's.

1032
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 9: A lot of times it's like because it's the first

1033
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 9: thing person they go to on the show obviously, and

1034
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 9: then there's gonna be a twist where it's like her

1035
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 9: best friend, you know whatever.

1036
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 8: But yeah, it's the boyfriend so much even in the

1037
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 8: croc world.

1038
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, but there are some, but there are some, you know,

1039
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 7: the there are spiders that eat their the men, you know,

1040
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 7: animals are just.

1041
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 5: The men.

1042
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm always horrified by the cats, like the when

1043
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 7: they get raped fucked Like there's like like there's like

1044
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 7: spikey dicks and they can't get out. It's like, what

1045
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 7: the It's like a Barracudah pussy dick. It's fucked up situation.

1046
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 2: The same and Ducks of the.

1047
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 8: Sand, Oh yeah, Ducks have that Qrkscrew dick.

1048
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,439
Speaker 2: They got that. Yeah.

1049
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: Oh man, we're gonna have some great T shirts coming

1050
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: to this episode.

1051
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 2: Speaking of no, not speaking of this one.

1052
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:19,479
Speaker 1: Love this haitln D Sasso sent this in MM best

1053
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: Michael Barra Tarromo of The Next Star media Wire.

1054
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,439
Speaker 2: He is so good at what he does Next Star, Kurt,

1055
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? A Next

1056
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 2: Our media Wire? All the words.

1057
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: I hired somebody to read it aloud to me every

1058
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: day because I don't want to miss a word. Massachusetts

1059
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: woman on the prices right, Win's a glamorous trip to

1060
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: New Hampshire.

1061
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 2: Next star.

1062
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: So to be fair, a lot of contestants on The

1063
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: Prices Right probably already have a dining set too.

1064
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: Good job.

1065
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: Michael Barta Romo, a recent contestant on the CBS game show,

1066
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 1: said she was thrilled to win a five night stay

1067
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: at a hotel in Concord, New Hampshire, even though she's

1068
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: been there quote a billion times.

1069
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 2: Oh.

1070
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: Catherine Graham lives about an hour away from the state.

1071
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: She's of Marshfield, Massachusetts, and she flew out to LA

1072
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: to attend a taping of The Prices Right December, where

1073
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: she became the last contestant on stage alongside host Drew Carrey,

1074
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: who became very good at the show at first.

1075
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,879
Speaker 2: Drew Carey not good.

1076
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: Bob Barker is also like such a big shoes, so good,

1077
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: impossible shoes to.

1078
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 3: Bob Barker, the aggressive neuterer and yeah, loved love netering.

1079
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 8: Do your part control the pet population?

1080
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 5: Like how does that become your number one cost?

1081
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 9: I think that National Humane Society or the ASPCA like

1082
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 9: sponsored him to say it every time, right, I.

1083
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 2: Think it was his thing. Peter in Echo Park is

1084
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 2: the Bob Barker.

1085
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,919
Speaker 8: Building right right next to where I run my show.

1086
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 8: That's true.

1087
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen it.

1088
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 7: Yes.

1089
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: She became the last contestant on stage as Catherine Graham

1090
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 1: Guys of Marshfield, Mass Things went swimmingly. She won a

1091
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: fire pit in a love seat. Put those two together.

1092
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: You're having a nice little cozy eve. Oh yeah, and

1093
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: was given a shot at one final prize, a trip

1094
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: to New Hampshire. Graham ended up guessing the cost of

1095
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: the trip correctly, earning herself a five nights stay at

1096
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 1: the home.

1097
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,760
Speaker 9: Yeah, because she's probably taken the trip herself seventeen times.

1098
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 3: These prize live height the five night trip worth three

1099
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty two dollars.

1100
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 5: Were we younger?

1101
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 7: I felt like the prizes were larger when we were children,

1102
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 7: or were we children?

1103
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 9: I do feel like the destinations were more like sunny

1104
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,760
Speaker 9: Florida or a car.

1105
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 7: A kitchen, a washing machine, a fire pit. What is

1106
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,280
Speaker 7: that one hundred and ninety nine dollars?

1107
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 2: Like Nick Turner won a car on the prices right

1108
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 2: he sold it, didn't he sell it to? Yeah?

1109
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 5: And I say that sorry to blaster her car dealings.

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Speaker 2: They'll never hear. They'll never hear of this, you are

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Speaker 2: so sa Gram Graham.

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Speaker 1: So she got five night's stay at the hotel Concord,

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Speaker 1: plus airfare from Los Angeles a Manchester, New Hampshire. Once

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Speaker 1: the camera's cut away, Graham said to Drew, Oh, she

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Speaker 1: remarked on the beauty of New Hampshire. Graham has a

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00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: great attitude, Kess a great attitude. She says, I live

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Speaker 1: in Boston. Uh and he just laughed, Of course he did.

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00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: He's Drew carries very Joe. Feel Still, Graham plans to

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Speaker 1: take advantage of the prize, despite confessing that she would

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Speaker 1: have preferred a more exotic locale. She obviously won't be

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Speaker 1: redeeming the airfare to New Hampshire, but instead we'll drive

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Speaker 1: her car with her husband a great time.

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Speaker 2: This is great.

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Speaker 1: Graham has also earned fans on Twitter thanks to her

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Speaker 1: largely positive outlook on the situation, which we also love.

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Speaker 2: Quote.

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Speaker 1: Can't stop thinking about the woman on the Price is

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Speaker 1: Right who lives in Boston and want to.

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Speaker 3: I must say fifty. I'm a there's fifty bucks for

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00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 3: me that they don't make it the full five nights.

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Speaker 3: You can't in Concord, New Hampshire. I've been to Concord,

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Speaker 3: New Hampshire. I don't think there's five days.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what the fuck is.

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Speaker 9: There besides a boarding school my friends went to. Now

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Speaker 9: let me ask something. No, you're absolutely right, Kurt. Day

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Speaker 9: three they go, let's just go home, let's just go on.

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Speaker 5: It was freezing.

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Speaker 7: What is there any chance that there's a spa fancy

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00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 7: hotel that maybe they can get massage.

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Speaker 2: For one of the hotel.

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Speaker 8: Conquer New Hampshire.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 2: It's an ugly name.

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Speaker 5: I wish it was a cabin. I just don't get

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Speaker 5: what the price is.

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Speaker 7: Right.

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Speaker 5: People are like, what are you doing? No one wants

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Speaker 5: to go to New Hampshire.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it wasn't even like it wasn't even like

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00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 9: a New Hampshire ski weekend like here and you'll get

1151
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 9: lift tickets and like you can ski and I'm not

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00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 9: I'm not a skier.

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Speaker 8: But now you're selling it a little bit, you know,

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00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 8: New Hampshire just to hang out.

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Speaker 7: Well, because if I got something in Palm Springs, i'd

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00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 7: be happy. But that's different.

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00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I want a little different, a little different.

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00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 7: I would love if I want five days to Palm Springs,

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00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 7: I'd be happy.

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00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 2: That'd be really huge huge.

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Speaker 1: That being said, if anybody from the Hotel Concord in

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Speaker 1: beautiful Concord, New Hampshire, here's this and wants to have

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00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: a co headlining podcast of the Messed Up Ladies and

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00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,959
Speaker 1: the Banana Boys, I see you have a very large

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00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: wedding venue we have.

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Speaker 2: Up there. Yeah. You you proved to us, New Hampshire

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Speaker 2: doesn't suck. You proved to us. Hotel Concord.

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Speaker 5: This happens. Can we do a choreograph dance as it'll be?

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Speaker 3: Weirdly, we haven't played many places. This will be our

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Speaker 3: second show in New Hampshire.

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Speaker 8: That's right, way, where was your first one?

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00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 2: Ham wasn't hand? Connecticut? Connecticut, Connecticut and New Hampshire. I

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Speaker 2: get them.

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Speaker 9: I know the area because I'm from Connecticut and I

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00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 9: summered in Vermont my whole life.

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Speaker 2: So look at that very beautiful Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 8: Newham, Yes, yes, and there's I don't know for me,

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00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 8: there's a little bit more to do in Vermont. I

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00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 8: don't know. Maybe that's just because I know it.

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Speaker 1: But uh, we will do a double podcast. We'll just

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00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: do back to back. We'll do a bananas right into it.

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Speaker 1: That semester. Yeah, we'll get Kirk Castle and SVU pronto

1183
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: so he can be your guest.

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00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 7: You should do a crossover event all four of us

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00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 7: on stage at the same two hours.

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Speaker 9: There are also so many wild crimes that there are

1187
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 9: so many wild crimes that could be on Bananas too.

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00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 9: I'm sure you cover crimes sometimes, but like you seem

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00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 9: like a little bit more lighthearted. But we just talked

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00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,879
Speaker 9: on our podcast about a woman who's going to jail

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00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 9: for putting her husband's semen into a bunch of cupcakes

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00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 9: for kids.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you did.

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Speaker 8: Is that apece to any bananimals? Is that the kind

1195
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 8: of crossover love you're looking for?

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00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 4: It's slightly too dark for us, but but Hotel Concord,

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00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 4: we'll bring our own cupcakes to the show and we'll

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Speaker 4: do a very special episode called Messed Up Bananas and

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Speaker 4: it will be well throw bananas and we'll have little

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Speaker 4: flags and all the cupcakes that say no semen.

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Speaker 2: Yeahs so funny.

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Speaker 9: You guys have such a light audience and we have

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00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 9: such a dark audience. But I do know we have crossover.

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00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 2: So we did well. Guys, Thank you so much for

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00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 2: being here.

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Speaker 1: I know a fun one time we'll do Bananas after

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00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: the dark next time. You all, yeah, get tanked over zoom,

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Speaker 1: let's do it.

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00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 8: I already had COVID, so I'm good for a little while.

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Speaker 2: Have me over. Yeah, let's just do it in person.

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Speaker 2: That's how. Yeah, we have to do bananas after dark

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00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 2: in person.

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Speaker 9: Bananas after dark where we get drunk on camera live

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00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 9: stream at work.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, does anyone have a hot tub?

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00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 2: I do, but it's empty currently. I need to fix it.

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00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:04,320
Speaker 2: It's broken.

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Speaker 3: As I think hot tubs are all hot doos fifty

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00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:08,240
Speaker 3: percent of the time are broken.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, thanks for being on. Lady listen to That's

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Speaker 2: messed up on exactly right curdiebe Bar that does This

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00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 2: has been an exactly right production produced and engineered by

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Speaker 2: Katie Levine, the music by Kahan, and all of our

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Speaker 2: artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Instagram at The Bananas Podcast,

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00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 1: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 3: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 1: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 1: us at thee Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.

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