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Speaker 2: And we're gonna be together for like an hour or more.

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Speaker 4: If you ever thought kids become full adults at age eighteen,

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Speaker 2: What is done eighteen? At once? Did you think that

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Speaker 2: you were like a full flap? Didn't you have your

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Speaker 5: Like, okay, we're just starting the segment.

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Speaker 1: Coming in hot, I apologize, I'm not yelling at you.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I will say I bought us a garden.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I can't believe. I don't want ticket.

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Speaker 4: Just reading the story here with that sentiment's Brooke and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning. So when does life start to

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Speaker 4: hit different and get real?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 5: They asked gen Xer's.

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Speaker 4: Millennials and gen Z and found in their experience, adulthood

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Speaker 4: actually starts around age twenty seven. Yet it start wow,

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Speaker 5: That means, yikes, we are late.

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Speaker 4: Man, no time to book our own doctor's appointments. We

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Speaker 4: gotta jump ahead and do WCII which clip is it?

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Speaker 2: I have so much more to say.

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Speaker 4: Two viral soundbites from the Internet, only enough time to

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Speaker 5: Let's get right to your choices.

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Speaker 4: Your first option is a twenty second clip of a

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Speaker 4: Florida fisherman who accidentally reeled in a live missile from

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Speaker 4: the Gulf of Mexico, then made a typical Florida man decision.

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Speaker 4: Or option two a twenty four second clip where someone

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Speaker 5: Alexis I gotta.

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Speaker 3: Hear the Florida man missile soakers.

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Speaker 2: I want the Florida man too, missle soaker.

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Speaker 4: I'm surprised you chose it, but let's hear the sound

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Speaker 4: of a Florida fisherman who accidentally reeled in a.

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Speaker 5: Live missile from the Gulf of Mexico.

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Speaker 8: I don't know that.

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Speaker 7: Hint it down.

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Speaker 9: I went to notify the fire department.

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Speaker 5: Everybody what I have. I want to keep it up.

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Speaker 10: Soon be here.

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Speaker 9: They were like, wow, man, they said, you all took

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Speaker 9: a big chance in bringing in this missile. You have

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Speaker 4: Chilling in his boat as a souvenir.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just like attach it to the front of the

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Speaker 2: I think it's like one of those snow globes if

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Speaker 5: Yeah, classic Florida.

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Speaker 10: That was which clam is it?

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Speaker 5: I'm your host, Jeff the Radio Rooster Debo.

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Speaker 4: Let's get in into your shock collar question of the

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Speaker 4: day and shock each other like mature, grown adults do.

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Speaker 5: All the other radio shows are children if they're not

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Speaker 10: Last week we celebrated Friday the thirteenth by doing trivia

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Speaker 8: That was Alexis.

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Speaker 10: Alexis in France, step and dog poop with your left

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Speaker 4: Think, if it's France, it's like one of your feet

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Speaker 10: We made that one up.

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Speaker 10: We're over to brook O Brook in Italy. Italians believe

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Speaker 12: Make it up?

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Speaker 1: You don't want to if you want to want to

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Speaker 2: That feels right to me, Brooks.

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Speaker 10: Said, dropping a broom is true. It is.

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Speaker 4: We're two for two, bad luck, so far off?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, better step and poop, all right? Jose Jose in Germany,

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Speaker 2: And what happens.

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Speaker 6: Jeff goes hey, that's bad luck. He won't cheer yes,

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Speaker 6: and he won't.

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Speaker 10: What are you doing?

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Speaker 13: Sometimes you learned it in Germany as a child on

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Speaker 6: So I said, yes, this is true because Jeff.

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Speaker 10: Told me it's very considerate you. Jose says, it's true.

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Speaker 10: That is yeah, it's true.

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Speaker 2: Cheers with Jose. Let's seeho dropped?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 5: Uh, Jeffrey, Now okay, jeff.

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Speaker 10: In Mongolia, it is believed that if you whistle inside

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Speaker 13: Not just wolves, unlucky wolves, bad luck, bad luck bear

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Speaker 10: Result during bad weather. Mongolian state extra quiet indoors fearing

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Speaker 2: That is so detailed.

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Speaker 5: This is the plot of Hunger Games.

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Speaker 4: That's where the whistle comes from.

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Speaker 4: They're so happy inside of that house.

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Speaker 2: Did I have to read the entire movie of quiet and.

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Speaker 7: Just do it?

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Speaker 5: Well? Obviously that is a true.

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Speaker 4: Man, You cannot be whistling and attracting bad luck wolves.

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Speaker 10: To your Jeffrey says, the whistling wolves of misfortune is true.

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Speaker 5: I thought it was like a three little pigs very reverse.

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Speaker 10: That means Jose has one Today's edition out tlenty.

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Speaker 4: your lives. Congratulations Jose, you got the most superstition questions right?

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Speaker 4: Which was one? Well done? So you get to choose

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Speaker 4: who gets shocked while singing? Can you feel the love

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Speaker 4: tonight from Lion King?

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Speaker 6: I gotta give it to Alexis.

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Speaker 2: This is gonna go well?

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Speaker 7: Can you be.

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Speaker 5: To no Wonder?

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Speaker 4: She was the best wood knocker in her high school.

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Speaker 4: That was your shot collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 4: got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 15: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: There's some people who just hate rich folks. It's brooking

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning. You know some people just despise

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Speaker 4: Bill Gates, can't stand Warren Buffett, They loathe Scrooge McDuck.

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Speaker 5: Maybe they're jealous of them, or they think all billionaires

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Speaker 4: But one guy in Florida hated Jeff Bezos. Why because

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Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say, oh, rich he really is.

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Speaker 4: This guy decides he wants to sell his mega mansion

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be hard to pick sides on this one.

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Speaker 4: So he gets an offer on it for seventy nine

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Speaker 6: Billionaires will buy up like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then tear down an eighty five million dollar

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Speaker 4: But the real estate broker assured him, don't worry, it's

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Speaker 10: Why do I.

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Speaker 4: So now the guy is suing the real estate broker

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Speaker 4: because he says if he had known it was Bezos,

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Speaker 3: I would have to.

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Speaker 6: It's a trillion dollars.

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Speaker 5: Nobody hates that guy. Aren't rich people fun?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the world needs more dramatic vindictive billionaires at each

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Speaker 4: other's throat. No, we're that's the type of stories I

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Speaker 4: wish was coming up in a brand new Laser Stories.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna do it right after this.

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's pitching city officials on swapping

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Speaker 5: Water for mountain dew so we can do the do Do.

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Speaker 4: In fact, that's our city's newest tourist slogan.

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Speaker 5: Come visit and do the DODO is the.

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Speaker 2: First one that takes a straw to the toilet bowl.

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Speaker 4: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 4: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 4: got a laser. Those other green gushes just don't. This

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Speaker 6: I still want to say you.

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Speaker 4: That The reason why is that she's an educational assistant

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Speaker 4: twenty fourth, and we have a link to her crowdfunding

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Speaker 2: Where's the campaign where we all drive by an Egg's house?

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Speaker 14: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Where's that campaign?

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Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of India.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever uttered this phrase?

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Speaker 5: If so, this guy is your new hero.

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Speaker 4: He's a sixty six year old lawyer named Tungue Nath Chattervetti.

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Speaker 4: Tungu Nath Chattervetti, and he won a lawsuit that he

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Speaker 2: Twenty two years to get twenty five cents.

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Speaker 4: That's right because back in nineteen ninety nine, Toungu Nath

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Speaker 4: Amazing one hundred and twenty court hearings later, he finally

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Speaker 1: You guys, this would be my mother have non exaggerating.

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Speaker 1: She knows people who didn't give her back three cents

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Speaker 2: Still holds it against them. She'd be like, I don't

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Speaker 12: Damn.

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Speaker 4: Maybe she was his lawyer, because a judge just ruled

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Speaker 1: It eight dollars, and his.

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Speaker 13: Lawyer fees were like ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad he finally got his justice.

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Speaker 5: This next laser story is out of Chicago.

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Speaker 4: A restaurant is making news for serving the most expensive

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Speaker 4: martini in the US. It's an Italian place called Adelina,

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Speaker 4: who collaborated with Marrow Fine Jewelry to create a special

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Speaker 2: See, okay, I've never had a cocktail with diamonds.

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Speaker 6: I've never been like, hey, can I get a cocktail?

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Speaker 6: Hold the diamonds?

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Speaker 5: Now you finally can say that, nik, go wonder you

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Speaker 5: get with the diamonds.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it is being sold for a reasonable thirteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, get out of here, Joe.

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Speaker 5: They say.

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Speaker 4: What makes the Merrow Martini truly unique is the seamless.

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Speaker 5: Fusion of fine jewelry and luxury dining.

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Speaker 4: It's not just about the cocktail, which does have tomato

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Speaker 5: I'm not lying. It really has tomato water in it.

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Speaker 6: Yeh, that's not as cool as it sounds.

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Speaker 4: All of they do have to warn patrons to not

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, I mean you just have to wait

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Speaker 2: And did you spend thirteen thousand dollars on it? If

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Speaker 4: The next time a guy tells me to choose a

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Speaker 5: This next lazer stories out of research World.

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Speaker 4: Scientists at Penn State University have discovered a disastrous link

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Speaker 4: thought that snack dips have calories? In What's true, snackers

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Speaker 5: Dipidy out of Penn State University.

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Speaker 2: Penn State do a survey about how much we care brook.

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Speaker 4: I know it seems obvious, but the researchers assumed that

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Speaker 2: Oh hell though, and guess what have they never snacked?

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Speaker 5: Apparently they don't oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, the lab to enjoy snacks. I mean, get these boys,

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Speaker 4: I know why because during the study, the first trial,

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Speaker 4: The second time, they were given three more small bags

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Speaker 5: Study happens in America. They know that, right, the ranch, the.

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Speaker 4: Also, they found that the test subjects would eat the

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'm going to be a test subject.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was like, this guy's not scared.

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Speaker 4: In fact, he's been known to double and it doesn't

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Speaker 5: And that sound means laser Stoys has come to an

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Speaker 5: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 15: Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Have you guys seen certain dating apps have started doing

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Speaker 4: background checks people who use them, and babysitting apps are

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Speaker 4: doing it, oh for sure, even Uber And what does

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Speaker 4: that lead to safe, responsible people who you can confidently trust.

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Speaker 5: Hate that. That's why we don't run any type.

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Speaker 4: Of background checks or morality test for anyone who works.

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Speaker 5: On this show.

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Speaker 4: Definitely not for the calls that come into our phone line.

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Speaker 5: In fact, the less stable the person, the better.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm not allowed to babysit in for states and

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Speaker 4: That's why we love you, Brooke, especially for this next segment,

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Speaker 4: because we have a voicemail machine full of questionable people

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Speaker 4: look to score some cheap, easy action and we one

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Speaker 5: It's a brand new loser line coming up right after

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Speaker 5: this What's up with you?

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Speaker 15: Is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Goodby, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 5: Excuse me, are you a pizza box? Because I can't

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Speaker 5: wait to get your top off.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, resist the urge to throw a cronat

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Speaker 13: That would.

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Speaker 4: Instead tell him that his jokes make you dead and

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Speaker 4: that's a good thing, and he should call you sometimes,

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Speaker 4: so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 5: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 11: So look, if we do go out, just know I'm

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Speaker 11: that's not like super sexy sounding or whatever, but she's

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Speaker 11: because she will talk about her work, she will talk

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Speaker 14: Of me as a kid, probably of me like playing softball.

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Speaker 17: She loves that one.

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Speaker 14: But yeah, you know, I just expect a lot of

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Speaker 11: And her eyes, I'm still her little baby. So yeah,

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Speaker 11: it's it's better to not fight it and just accept it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's a large red f.

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Speaker 5: I don't necessarily see that as a bad thing.

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Speaker 6: You wouldn't like you have.

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Speaker 4: In general, moms tend to love the boyfriends way more

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine why your first marriage didn't work out.

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Speaker 1: It had probably had nothing to do with an overbearing.

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Speaker 5: Mother my first marriage.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about, Sarah?

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Speaker 15: Hi?

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Speaker 17: This is you know, from Barnes and Noble. I just

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Speaker 17: wanted to check. I hope you like can't book I

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Speaker 17: recommended for you. Uh it's a good read. But as

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Speaker 17: like acrobats, but it's pretty much like a traveling circus

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Speaker 17: But every once in a while they'll get one to

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Speaker 17: do the uneven bar and it's so gosh don fun.

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Speaker 17: So I really can't wait to go to this review

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Speaker 17: and have a good time next message.

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Speaker 2: That is the most wholesome day ever.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sounds really impressive.

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Speaker 4: They should have a whole cat Olympics if they could

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Speaker 4: stuff together and train courses on the walls.

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Speaker 6: And the cats would just lay down.

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Speaker 4: But if you think a cat's circus sounds like fun,

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Speaker 4: then you are going to love our TikTok page broken Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: One media critic actually said that our channel is the

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Speaker 4: number one reason Congress wants to ban the app permanently

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Speaker 4: from America.

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Speaker 1: Yet you may want to stop reading reviews.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying, take that, Jason Derulo number one. Now

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Speaker 4: we're gonna keep going by bringing this country down with

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Speaker 4: another clip.

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Speaker 18: Next MEO, Hey, yeah, you are way too good looking

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Speaker 18: to be working at a gas station convenience store.

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Speaker 12: What are you even doing there?

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Speaker 18: Like EO, not to judge you, but have you ever

468
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Speaker 18: thought of being a firefighter? I just think that's more

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Speaker 18: of your vibe because like, you and I could hang out,

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Speaker 18: you know, on the low during your application process. That's

471
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Speaker 18: totally fine with me as long as it's like secret.

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Speaker 18: But once you get through your training and stuff, then

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Speaker 18: I wouldn't be too ashamed to date you. Then I

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Speaker 18: could bring you around my friends and my family, and

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Speaker 18: I could like, isn't my firefighter boyfriend hot? I'm gonna

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Speaker 18: be fully honest with you. I mean you're like, what

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Speaker 18: you see is what you get. Okay, call me.

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Speaker 6: I thought you was like you're not going to actually

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Speaker 6: spell it out?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Literally, fully honest people always the biggest jerky.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're always like that's just me.

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Speaker 4: I'm always one hundred percent me, And you have to

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Speaker 4: take it or leave it. But you like change everything

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Speaker 4: about you.

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Speaker 10: That's not okay.

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Speaker 13: If you have to warn somebody about anything, you're going

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Speaker 13: to do what you're warning them about.

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Speaker 1: There's all sorts of hot people that work at convenience stores.

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Speaker 1: I worked at a gas station convenient Oh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, do you have any other evidence?

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Speaker 7: Yo, it's key.

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Speaker 16: Maybe I'm not like the best to tell you this,

494
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Speaker 16: but you just seem like you weren't in the best

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Speaker 16: of moods when we met. So I'm going to give

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Speaker 16: you like a sweet had and taken for what it's worth.

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Speaker 16: But dope pickle juice like really helps with cramps. It's

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Speaker 16: like you know, surfers use it all the time, going

499
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 16: like like get tired and stuff from like riding waves.

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Speaker 16: So it works. And like, look, I'm not saying you

501
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Speaker 16: were for sure dealing with cramps that night. But uh,

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Speaker 16: it's just I don't know. It seemed like you definitely

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Speaker 16: could have used some pickle juice, so, you know, taking

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Speaker 16: from me, you know, I totally hope that helps shock

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Speaker 16: a brow.

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Speaker 6: Now that's an insult. It's like you look like you

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Speaker 6: need some pickle juice.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, that's some helpful advice.

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Speaker 4: That's not something I never knew that pickle juice can

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Speaker 4: help you out if you're feeling like tired or crampy.

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Speaker 2: Even talking about menstrual cramps, jeff you don't even ever.

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Speaker 5: Call them sounds that someone could do.

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Speaker 6: The world that male advice.

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Speaker 1: Now, and just because someone's in a bad mood doesn't

515
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Speaker 1: mean then that is get down.

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Speaker 6: Listen.

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Speaker 4: You can listen a Loser Line regularly at this time

518
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Speaker 4: every week, and make sure you grab some pickle juice

519
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Speaker 4: and subscribe to the Brook and Jeffy.

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00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 5: All your favorite loser lines are right there. Now, let's

521
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 5: get to a phone.

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Speaker 15: Jab Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Elementary school is a great place for kids to learn

524
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 4: to make friends, explore their interests, and fight each other.

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Speaker 4: At least that's what one teacher believes. There's no issue

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Speaker 4: that can't be resolved without fists. Teacher still working, So

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Speaker 4: he calls the parent of a student who recently got

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Speaker 4: into a scrap with another kid, and I wonder how

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Speaker 4: this dad is going to take teacher's unorthodox advice.

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Speaker 5: In your phone tap right now, it's another.

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Speaker 19: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hi is this stan Wi?

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Speaker 19: Yeah it is. Who's this?

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Speaker 4: My name is mister Rupert. I'm one of the teachers

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Speaker 4: at elementary.

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Speaker 19: Oh okay, hello, Hi.

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Speaker 5: So your your son is Brandon correct, yes he is.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Look, so I was one of the faculty who witnessed

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Speaker 4: the fight that he was in yesterday.

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Speaker 20: Yeah, I've met with the vice principal. I've had a

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Speaker 20: conversation with Brannon about it. How fighting is not ever

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Speaker 20: the answer when there's a disagreement.

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Speaker 5: Or anything like that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if I fully agree, but I just

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Speaker 4: I wanted to maybe give you some off the record advice. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you heard, but Brandon lost.

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Speaker 21: Look when there's a fight at school, pretty much everyone loses.

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Speaker 4: Yeah for everybody, sure, no, but I mean honestly, Brandon

550
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Speaker 4: got wiped.

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Speaker 19: Why are you telling me?

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Speaker 4: Well again, so this is all off the record. I'm

553
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Speaker 4: just saying he doesn't have to.

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Speaker 21: Lose what you know what I mean, I don't understand

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Speaker 21: what you're getting at.

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Speaker 4: I think if Brandon learns how to properly take a

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Speaker 4: punch and he could hang in there just a little

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Speaker 4: bit longer.

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Speaker 20: Okay, look, this is very strange because I don't want

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Speaker 20: my son fighting. I don't want Brandon to fight anymore.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, nobody wants that to happen.

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Speaker 20: But if it does, wouldn't it be better if Brandon

563
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Speaker 20: just doesn't get in fights?

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Speaker 19: Isn't that a better idea?

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Speaker 5: I mean in a perfect world.

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Speaker 20: Yes, yes, in a perfect world, but in any world,

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Speaker 20: the thing in the world we live in now, wouldn't

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Speaker 20: it be better if he never got in the fight

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Speaker 20: with that kid?

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Speaker 19: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Stan, I need you to focus on what I'm about

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Speaker 4: to tell you here, because I can let Brandon punch

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Speaker 4: me in the face a few times. What then I'll

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Speaker 4: give it back to him. That way, I think he

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Speaker 4: can really improve his techniques.

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Speaker 21: Are you kidding me? You're a teacher at my son's

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Speaker 21: school and you're asking me to punch my Well, you're

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Speaker 21: asking me if you can punch my son after he

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Speaker 21: punches you in the face. I'd like to punch you

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Speaker 21: in the face we.

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Speaker 5: Can all punch each other.

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Speaker 4: I want him to punch me first before I punch

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Speaker 4: him back and show him.

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Speaker 21: How to do it punching anyone. Is that that hard

585
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Speaker 21: to understand?

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Speaker 5: Well, it's just a suggestion.

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Speaker 19: If you don't want that, terrible suggestion.

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Speaker 4: If you want Brandon to get mopped up again, fine,

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Speaker 4: that's totally friend.

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Speaker 19: And fighting again. That's what I think you're missing.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I hear you.

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Speaker 4: And if you feel more comfortable having your family present

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Speaker 4: while this instruction happens, I'm more than happy to let

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Speaker 4: your wife punch me first than your son.

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Speaker 20: Well, that's that's very big of you. I don't want

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Speaker 20: any one of my family punching anyone. Do you understand

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Speaker 20: that I don't want any of my family fighting. I

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Speaker 20: don't want me fighting. I don't want me punching anyone,

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Speaker 20: my son, my wife, my daughter, my cousin, my dog, anyone.

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Speaker 5: Look, I gave it a shot.

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Speaker 19: Yes you did.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Now, well I have you on the phone.

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Speaker 4: By the way, would you be interested in volunteering for

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Speaker 4: our Wheel of Peace program at.

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Speaker 5: The school coming up?

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Speaker 19: Absolutely?

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Speaker 4: Not really, really, you were just talking about how you

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Speaker 4: don't want anybody to fight with each other.

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Speaker 19: And I gotta say, I'm not so after this phone call.

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Speaker 19: I'm not so enthusiastic about the school at all.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't think you understand what we do. We

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Speaker 4: decorate these pinwheels and then we plant them in the

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Speaker 4: ground in the shape of a peace sign to promote

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Speaker 4: world harmony.

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Speaker 21: And yet at the same time, you're advocating for my

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Speaker 21: son to fight.

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Speaker 5: No, I just want them to get hit in the face.

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Speaker 20: Oh, I see, I see that's different. I guess I

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Speaker 20: guess I misinterpreted what you were saying.

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Speaker 4: Okay, thank you. So now we're on the same page.

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Speaker 4: So do you want to bring your family to the schoolyard.

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Speaker 19: After Absolutely not.

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Speaker 5: Okay, You're you're making this pretty difficult.

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Speaker 7: And what was your name again, mister Rupert?

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Speaker 19: Mister Rupert? Okay, great, I just want to make.

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Speaker 5: Sure are you writing that down or something?

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Speaker 19: I am writing it down.

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Speaker 4: Well, look, if you're planning to tell the principle that

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Speaker 4: mister Rupert made this phone call, they're just gonna laugh

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Speaker 4: in your face, because no mister Rupert works there.

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Speaker 21: Okay, well, I won't tell the principal, but I will

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Speaker 21: tell the parents.

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Speaker 4: No, you're not going to want to do that. The

634
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Speaker 4: person you're going to want to talk to is your wife, Serena,

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Speaker 4: who set you up for this prank phone call?

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Speaker 19: Wait? Wait what?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because my real name is jeff I work on

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Speaker 4: a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: In the Morning.

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Speaker 4: What Serena said that your kid got in trouble fighting

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Speaker 4: at school the other day and she wanted to help

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Speaker 4: lighten the mood cause she says, it's been pretty crazy

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Speaker 4: at the house.

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Speaker 19: God, I can't believe she did that.

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Speaker 4: You got me. I'm surprised you didn't want your kid

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Speaker 4: to learn how to take a punch to the face properly. No, Stan,

647
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Speaker 4: just let a teach your punch your kid in the face.

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Speaker 21: Let me punch your teether in the face?

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Speaker 15: Was fu tags weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and

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Speaker 15: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Having similar hobbies is a green flag.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good to have common interests, like you both

653
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Speaker 4: enjoy the same type of movies.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, or you both have kissed the same teachers. But

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Speaker 5: what kind.

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Speaker 4: Of flag is it? If two people bond over this show?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I could get back and knives actually come out.

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Speaker 6: We love people that bond over us.

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Speaker 4: Were fun, fun, but it's all advised because one of

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Speaker 4: our listeners says he took it as a huge plus

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Speaker 4: that the woman he met online actually knew who we

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Speaker 4: were and listened all the time. But any true fan

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Speaker 4: would know if someone tells you they actually enjoy this

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Speaker 4: train wreck, they are not to be trusted. Sadly, he

666
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Speaker 4: learned that the hard way, because now he can't even

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Speaker 4: get her on the phone. So we're gonna find out

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Speaker 4: what happened between our listener couple. In your brand new

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Speaker 4: second Date update. Right after this second date up date,

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Speaker 4: they say, where there's a Will, there's a way that

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Speaker 4: there's a guy named Will on the phone right now,

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Speaker 4: so I'm hoping there's a way we can help him

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Speaker 4: with a second date update.

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Speaker 1: That is the most literal translation of that ever, or

675
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Speaker 1: his date's name was Way?

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Speaker 5: Was that the laziest intro I've ever done? I don't care?

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Speaker 2: So you have given up best?

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00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, seriously, but Brooke promises to care enough.

679
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 5: For everybody here, so Will, welcome to the show.

680
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 22: Hello, thanks for having me.

681
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 5: I've lost interest again.

682
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 2: He's on the phone and he needs us.

683
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, now I'm here, But Brooke, you can run it.

684
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Okay, what's going on? Who'd you go out with?

685
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 5: Smooth?

686
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: I never said I was smooth. Everybody knows that.

687
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 5: Hey, Well, tell us about the girl that you went

688
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 5: on a day with. What's her name?

689
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 2: What I just said?

690
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,720
Speaker 5: I said? I said Marlee Marley Marley.

691
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 22: We met on a dating apth we match.

692
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 2: What did you like about her?

693
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 22: Well, you know, I liked what I saw nice.

694
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 5: Well, it's nice to be like that he saw, not

695
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 5: what he smelled.

696
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 2: So just how do you put it that way? It

697
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 2: sounds like Carlos.

698
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 22: I wanted to take it for a test.

699
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 2: You're not that type of guy.

700
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 5: Come on, noll, really, what did you like about her?

701
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 15: Uh?

702
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 19: No?

703
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 22: I find collarbones very attractive. And then one of her

704
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 22: photos a low cut dress and really doing it for me?

705
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,280
Speaker 2: Are you sure they're real and not implant color bones?

706
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 22: You know what, I've never heard of himplant carbones, But no,

707
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 22: he looks real.

708
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 4: Well, it is a trend. Brook has been looking into

709
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 4: getting one for herself.

710
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 2: But he sounds like the job good. Notice.

711
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So she's got a good collar bone

712
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 4: on her.

713
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 6: Very aerodynamic look.

714
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 5: It's kind of bird like anything.

715
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 8: Else, you know.

716
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 22: I don't really have a type, but lately I've been

717
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 22: attracted to redheads, and she's.

718
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: Redhead something, nicest hair, yeah yeah, but they also can't

719
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: go out in the sun.

720
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 6: If you're Bernie or something, I'll.

721
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 4: Tell you how much a redhead with a nice collarbone.

722
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 4: So picturing like Lindsay Lohan, Carol Burnett type here. Now

723
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 4: that we know kind of what she looks like, tell

724
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 4: us about what you and Marley did.

725
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 22: So I decided to uh go to a sporting event.

726
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 2: I okay, was that something you guys had in common?

727
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 12: Like?

728
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 2: Was that a common interest?

729
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 6: Yeah?

730
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 22: I mean she's pretty outdoorsy and sporty. So we talked

731
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 22: about it and I said, let's go watch some football

732
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 22: and at the very least we'll buy some overpriced food

733
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 22: and some overpriced beer.

734
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 2: You actually took her to a game game, not just

735
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 2: like a sports bar.

736
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 22: Well, I tried to take her to a game game.

737
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 5: But what do you mean? What does that mean?

738
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 22: We didn't end up going?

739
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 5: Wow?

740
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 22: I triple confirmed with her because we got good seats,

741
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 22: not the nosebleeds.

742
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 6: Yeah.

743
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 2: Expensive, that's dropping some money on a first day, yeah.

744
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 15: You know, or go home.

745
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 22: But I was like, I'm gonna make sure she's definitely coming,

746
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 22: and she said I'm definitely coming, and I was like great.

747
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 22: And then about thirty minutes before we're supposed to meet up,

748
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 22: I get a text from her saying, hey, sorry, I

749
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 22: don't think I can go.

750
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 15: No.

751
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 2: Oh replace dude, I'm sorry. I'd be mad? Yeah, me too.

752
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 5: Did she give a reason why?

753
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 14: No?

754
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 22: I follow it up? I said, what do you mean

755
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 22: you can't?

756
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 15: Like?

757
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 22: Is everything okay?

758
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: She didn't even lie that a grandmother died or something serious,

759
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: and like, pity, offer to pay for your ticket?

760
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's actually the ticket.

761
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 2: I wouldn't send you the money.

762
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 5: But right did she do that?

763
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 2: Did she offer to pay for the ticket?

764
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 22: She didn't text me back. I ended up just sitting

765
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 22: at the game by myself.

766
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 10: So rude.

767
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 6: You should have called this. Shouldn't deserve your time?

768
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 5: How good is that collarbone guy?

769
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 2: Why do you want to talk to her? I mean

770
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 2: I want to know why she didn't go.

771
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 15: Is that why?

772
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: You just want to figure it out?

773
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 22: I mean I want to know. But maybe there was

774
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 22: something crazy that happened and she didn't feel comfortable telling,

775
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 22: Because sometimes you know, it's like you wait too long

776
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 22: and then it's like, how do I even explain this?

777
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 6: She's like, this is embarrassing. I'm a season ticket holder.

778
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 5: She's a season ticket over.

779
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 2: I have better see she doesn't like the team at all.

780
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 5: I mean, Alexis, would you say no if you hated

781
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 5: the team?

782
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 2: No, I don't put on any jersey and cheer for anyone.

783
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 5: It's free, free food.

784
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 2: Basically, did she apologize?

785
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 22: She has not replied. I texted her I think four

786
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,959
Speaker 22: times since then, one of which being like, hey, maybe

787
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 22: football wasn't it. You want to try something else?

788
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 7: Purpose bro Wow, Yeah.

789
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 22: Well, funny story. One of our commonalities is that we

790
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 22: bonded over both liking your.

791
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 20: Show, like we.

792
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 22: Listen to Brooke and Jeffrey. So I was like, oh,

793
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 22: this is funny.

794
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 5: Yes, maybe it's a good thing that she's not calling

795
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 5: you back then.

796
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 2: A good sign would we call her? She's gonna know,

797
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 2: she's gonna know how, she's going to know that you're

798
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 2: on the phone.

799
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 5: Unless we disguise our voices.

800
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 6: I can do many impressions.

801
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 20: We did.

802
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 4: We did a British accent one time, and I think

803
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 4: it went off swimmingly.

804
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 6: If we're Australian tonight.

805
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 5: But it's really up to Will.

806
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 22: I mean, I would love to hear your impression.

807
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 2: He's lost all his brain cells.

808
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 6: I just want to look like idiots.

809
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 4: Actually, if I think about it, she might be more

810
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 4: willing to talk to us if she's a fan and

811
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 4: knows who we are, So maybe she'll.

812
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 6: Get to the bottom of her you know, of course

813
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 6: she won't pick up.

814
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 4: I mean, we've recorded a bunch of people hanging up

815
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 4: on us, but we haven't aired those ones recent, so

816
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 4: we can do a compilation of hang ups.

817
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 2: We only when people stop answering.

818
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 4: Whatever happens, it's gonna be some high quality radio when

819
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 4: we come back and call Marley to do your second

820
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 4: date update.

821
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 5: Right after this second date update?

822
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 4: Are you're just joining us for the second date update.

823
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 4: We've got Will on the phone, who was supposed to

824
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 4: go out with a girl named Marley. And I know

825
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 4: what you're thinking, Brooke. Why am I playing this music

826
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 4: instead of the theme song to the movie Marley and Me?

827
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 2: Because that's about a dog and it's the saddest movie ever.

828
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 5: I I thought about it.

829
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 4: It's true, the end is pretty depressing, and we're hoping

830
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 4: for a happier outcome here today.

831
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 2: So I'll be missing you puff, Daddy.

832
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 4: You know, it's still like she didn't show up to

833
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 4: the date, So you gotta have a little bit of

834
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 4: truth sadness in there.

835
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 2: This song has a lot of dead themes to it too.

836
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 6: Well bring it up.

837
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 5: Because Jose's dad has a theory of what happened.

838
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, probably, so that's.

839
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,439
Speaker 4: One theory out there that would explain a lot. But Brooke,

840
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 4: what are your thoughts?

841
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 13: My dad would be like, I looked up the highway

842
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 13: and it's one of the deadliest highways in America.

843
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: Most likely she's very well and alive.

844
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're possibilities out there.

845
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 2: That's all we're looking for. Now, that's only the hope

846
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 2: that we want.

847
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 6: That's all from here. Thanks dad.

848
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 4: Okay, look now we're on an up swing here. Before

849
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 4: we dial Marley, Is there anything else that you want

850
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 4: to say before we call her?

851
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 19: Will? No?

852
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 22: I just want answers what's happening? Why she's not getting

853
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 22: back to me?

854
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are way more chill than I would be.

855
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: If I would have purchased a football ticket for somebody

856
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: and then that person didn't show up, there would be

857
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: no chilling.

858
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 6: Imagine your friend.

859
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that stadium would be in flames by the time.

860
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 5: Brook.

861
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 6: That's right, So we'll glad you know me.

862
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 4: Now, we'll see if we can get that money back

863
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 4: for you here when we call her, or or at

864
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 4: least get her agree to another date.

865
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe that was a little bit ambitious.

866
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 5: I shouldn't have said that.

867
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 15: Not getting your money.

868
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 5: Brook will pay you though.

869
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 10: Here we go.

870
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 4: I'm dialing Marley right now. And remember she apparently is

871
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 4: a fan of the show, so she should know who

872
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 4: we are when we call.

873
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 5: Okay, let's see dialing right now. Hello, Hey Marley?

874
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, who's calling?

875
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 5: Hey Marley, We're Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning's.

876
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 17: Oh my gosh, for real, Welcome to the show, Marley?

877
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 7: Are you doing?

878
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 12: I love you guys?

879
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 11: Why are you?

880
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 12: Did I win something like? What's going on?

881
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 5: Absolutely not?

882
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's something in the past. But something we

883
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 4: still are doing on the show is a second date update.

884
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 12: What oh, no, no way?

885
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 2: Your moment to shine Marley?

886
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what that means. You went on a

887
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 5: date recently and somebody liked that. I guess you did

888
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 5: go on a date recently.

889
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 2: You missed the date, Marley?

890
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, is this really happening?

891
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 22: I'm on the radio with you guys about this.

892
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 2: Oh man, Marley, dude, the guy had a football ticket

893
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 2: for you.

894
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, we heard the whole story from Will and so

895
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 4: obviously he's disappointed that, you know, showed to the game.

896
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 2: Well, you gave him a thirty minute heads up. You

897
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 2: texted him thirty minutes he said before the game.

898
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 5: So do you have any explanation?

899
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, jeez, I don't know, Like, Okay, what

900
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 12: do I say here? Like, yeah, I don't know. I

901
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 12: guess at the end of the day, I just don't

902
00:43:58,880 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 12: like going out with.

903
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 8: Life what we are.

904
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 2: Why are you saying he's a liar?

905
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 12: Well, I was excited to spend time with him, like

906
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 12: it seemed to like we really vibed on the app

907
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 12: and I was getting ready for the date. It was

908
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 12: while I was getting ready, I started doing this thing

909
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 12: lately that's been really helpful. And actually I got this

910
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 12: idea from listening to your show.

911
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 23: Which is.

912
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 2: What did we tell you? You know, sometimes people will

913
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 2: repeat what we say and I'm like, do we we

914
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 2: said that?

915
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 5: What advice did you take from us?

916
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 12: I think this is a really good idea. You guys

917
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 12: suggested using AI to help out with dating and it's

918
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 12: like this thing where you put a guy's photo into

919
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,959
Speaker 12: chat GBT and it calculates their height.

920
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 23: We did talk about that.

921
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 2: We talked about that.

922
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 3: How that was a trend you could figure out how

923
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 3: tall guys were because the photo would analyze like what's

924
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 3: in the background and where they're.

925
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 5: Run right, So you you did that.

926
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 12: Yeah, So he put in his profile that he's six

927
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 12: foot okay, but Chad Gibt said that he's probably five

928
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 12: to seven.

929
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 4: He's a short just under Yeah, the proper term is

930
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 4: nothing wrong with five foot seven.

931
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 5: Five foot seven is respectable, but said he's lie.

932
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly, Like I'm sure he's listening right now, but

933
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 12: maybe don't tell her, don't you?

934
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 3: Is it because you won't date anyone under six foot

935
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 3: because I know a lot of women have that rule

936
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:33,879
Speaker 3: and it's dumb.

937
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 2: It's a dumb rule. Miss it out on short guys.

938
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 12: No, I'm not superficial like that, Like I'm five to seven,

939
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 12: so we would be the same height, and I'm not

940
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 12: like against that. But the thing is, like, if he

941
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 12: was truthful, I definitely would have gone on the date.

942
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 4: Maybe if you're on your knees looking up at him,

943
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 4: he's six foot tall at least it looks that way.

944
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 5: Really appears.

945
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,959
Speaker 2: Thank you that in innocently, But don't say that again.

946
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 5: Okay if you're sitting down, sure, that's what I meant. Okay,

947
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 5: you guys are turning into a pervert over here.

948
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 2: The words are working against you.

949
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 6: Sorry, she was talking.

950
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 5: So it's the it's the lie potentially.

951
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 12: I mean, like, like I said, I'm five seven and

952
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 12: I say I'm five to seven on my profile, Like,

953
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 12: why do guys lie?

954
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, the only way that we can know that

955
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 4: is by asking Will. And like you said, he is

956
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 4: on the other line. You know he's there listening to this.

957
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 6: It's not a surprise.

958
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 22: So awkward.

959
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's doing the awkward sound effect for us. Wrong segment.

960
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 5: Okay, but Will, it's time to jump in and say

961
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 5: hi to Marley.

962
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 2: Yep, Okay, Wait, what's going on?

963
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 10: Will?

964
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 4: Marley is telling us that she AI fact checked your

965
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 4: picture and that I know the suggestion came from our show.

966
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 5: So I'm sorry if we're.

967
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 2: Busting you on this somewhere else probably, So.

968
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 4: Can you just tell us, well, are you five foot

969
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 4: seven like chat GPT says or are you six foot

970
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 4: like you claim in your profile.

971
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 22: Well, I'll tell you what. Chat GPT is completely off.

972
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 22: And I am taller than Marley, so they're taller.

973
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 5: Really did?

974
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

975
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 12: But are you six foot or is that an exaggeration?

976
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 22: I'm actually five eight?

977
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, chat GPT was more honest than your profile. Man.

978
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 2: Come on to his defense, Marley.

979
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 3: If he would have said he was five eight, would

980
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 3: he showed up in your algorithm?

981
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 12: I don't have a height limit on my filters or

982
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 12: anything like that.

983
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 2: Okay, but what way would you have swiped if you

984
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 2: saw five eight?

985
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 17: I don't know.

986
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 5: I mean hesitation at all.

987
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 9: Yeah.

988
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 12: So he's cute enough that I would have looked into

989
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 12: it if I just saw the numbers and I wasn't interested,

990
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 12: and I would have swiped because of the numbers. But

991
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,280
Speaker 12: I was drawn in by other parts of his profile

992
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 12: for sure, Okay.

993
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 22: Yeah, and then our personality clicked. And then because I

994
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 22: said that I was six foot, my foot got in

995
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 22: the door quite literally.

996
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 2: That's a bad pun or whatever it is.

997
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 12: It worked, But you have to understand that I've had

998
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 12: like issues with men lying in the past, and that's

999
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 12: just like an instant deal breaker for me. And even

1000
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 12: now you're kind of like defending being dishonest. I feel

1001
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 12: like at some point before we met up, you should have,

1002
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 12: you know, made sure I knew what I was really

1003
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 12: looking for. I didn't want to look right over your head.

1004
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 5: Do you feel bad at all?

1005
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 4: Though?

1006
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 13: That homie watched a whole game by himself, wasted hundreds

1007
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 13: of dollars, and still.

1008
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 6: Wants to go out with you, and you're bad?

1009
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 2: He seems sincere in his apology.

1010
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 4: And the good news is we've hashed all this out now,

1011
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 4: so maybe that allows us to close the door on

1012
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,439
Speaker 4: this kind of ugly chapter of the relationship and open

1013
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 4: the door to the next positive one.

1014
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 6: Unless there's something else you've lied about, we'll get it out.

1015
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 2: They are you a full catfish? Tell us now, she.

1016
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 5: Has not seen you in person yet.

1017
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:12,240
Speaker 22: So my pictures are accurate. They're five to eight accurate.

1018
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 2: Give them a chance, Barley, go one date won't hurt.

1019
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 5: Make sure they're accurate in person.

1020
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 4: Bring a tape measure to the date, and we will

1021
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 4: pay for the date and the tape measure to mate.

1022
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 22: I'll send you a photo with me holding a newspaper

1023
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 22: from today about yeah, oh my god, wait.

1024
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 2: You get a newspaper? How old are you.

1025
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 12: I'll be honest, I'm going to be wary and skeptical,

1026
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 12: But the fact that you have the confidence to address

1027
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 12: it on air like this and reach out to me

1028
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 12: this way is kind of a turn on.

1029
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 2: I'll be honest, shows a turn on.

1030
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 5: Wow, you know those positive news.

1031
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't get your money back, Will, but

1032
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 4: at least you get another date to spend more money

1033
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 4: on her.

1034
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 22: Hooray, I get to spend more money on it.

1035
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 2: Hey, Yeah, don't we pay?

1036
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:03,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1037
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 5: Are we find taking up to twenty five dollars?

1038
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 15: Will brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1039
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 5: Before we go.

1040
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 4: Any further, we have to say congratulations to the best

1041
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,280
Speaker 4: cell phone reception we've had all week, Marley and Will.

1042
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, congratulations we carriers did.

1043
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 4: You could actually hear what they were saying during the

1044
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 4: whole conversation, which you would think wouldn't be such a

1045
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 4: huge struggle in this day and age, but apparently it is.

1046
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 4: And they say nothing predicts relationship success like the number

1047
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,959
Speaker 4: of combined reception bars you two share.

1048
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 13: Yeah, we recommend all of you guys moved towards cell

1049
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 13: phone towers, right please?

1050
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 6: Actually, I'm with your brother.

1051
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,800
Speaker 4: Cosmo needs to put that dating tip into one of

1052
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 4: their magazines. But I do hope they end up going

1053
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 4: out for real. If he does end up calling back though,

1054
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,720
Speaker 4: saying he got stood up again for something else AI found,

1055
00:50:59,120 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 4: I'm not sure.

1056
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 5: We can help him out of that situation.

1057
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 6: It seems like it was like the last, first and

1058
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 6: last chance.

1059
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, one strike, that's it.

1060
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 2: I mean, if he's being honest about the five eight.

1061
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we're gonna find out soon.

1062
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 6: He is shorter than seen.

1063
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 5: We told him to stay in touch, and you should too.

1064
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 4: If you want some help with your dating life, we'll

1065
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 4: call that person who's not calling you back and go

1066
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,959
Speaker 4: check out all of our second Day podcast.

1067
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 5: Wherever you get yours at Brook and.

1068
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 15: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1069
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 5: The beginning of things can be so beautiful.

1070
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, like beginning a new job, beginning a new relationship,

1071
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 4: beginning a new identity so the FEDS can't trace you anymore.

1072
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 5: Wait, so cure.

1073
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:44,399
Speaker 2: I don't know how many times you've done that one.

1074
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 5: So sweet, you'll never know.

1075
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 4: But is anything better than the beginning of football season?

1076
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,760
Speaker 4: So much hope, so much optimism.

1077
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 5: Our team's going to the super Bowl, so drunken.

1078
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 4: Slurring and That's why we send Jose and Alexis down

1079
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 4: to the stadium before kickoff to ask the fans at

1080
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 4: the start of a brand new season, what you doing

1081
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 4: at the tailgate. We're gonna play the audio coming up

1082
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 4: right after this when Taylor swifts on TV cheering from

1083
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 4: a six figure luxury suite.

1084
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 5: You know what that means? Football is back.

1085
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 8: Baby.

1086
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 4: Time to dust off that lucky jersey and throw some

1087
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 4: barbecue horse ribs on the grill, because it is time

1088
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 4: to watch grown men do physical stuff to each other

1089
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 4: on an open grass field. I know the fans have

1090
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 4: been anxiously waiting for this, which is why thousands headed

1091
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 4: down to the stadium on game day to pound beers

1092
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 4: and shout sports words. So we sent Jose and Alexis

1093
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 4: into the fray to ask the fine people a simple question,

1094
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 4: what you're doing at the tailgate?

1095
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 2: What you doing to the tailgate?

1096
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 8: This little place we're at is so precious. It's like Merca.

1097
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,720
Speaker 8: It's it's football religious.

1098
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, are you talking about the tailgate.

1099
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 24: I'm talking about this little tiny postage stamp of tailgate.

1100
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 8: The old stuff is gone.

1101
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 2: Is this one of those back in my day stories?

1102
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:27,399
Speaker 8: Oh?

1103
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 24: This place used to have one hundred motor homes, two

1104
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 24: or three hundred pickup trucks.

1105
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry if I'm getting confused.

1106
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 2: So you're happy with the changes.

1107
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 4: Are not happy?

1108
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 8: I'm ecstatic with it.

1109
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 2: You're happy there's less tailgates.

1110
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 24: No, I'm ecstatic that the tailgates are gone.

1111
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 2: But you're out of tailgate. But you don't like them.

1112
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 6: No, I love them. I love them.

1113
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 8: I literally haven't drink.

1114
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm so confused, be.

1115
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 5: So confused about the place. Used to be amazing now

1116
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 5: it's all gone. Yeah, he loves it.

1117
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 10: It's a mecca.

1118
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 5: It's horrible.

1119
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 6: That even after it was like okay, well they seriously

1120
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 6: was he making sense? I'm like, no, that was amazing.

1121
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 2: Maybe he shouldn't have his driver's license.

1122
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 10: And yeah, drove it.

1123
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you need to chug twenty bud lights and

1124
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 4: then you'll get what he's saying.

1125
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 6: To get it, but that bod lines are smaller. It's great.

1126
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 6: That was an experience, what you're doing at the tailgate.

1127
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 5: Having to go town during some beers. You know what

1128
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 5: I'm saying.

1129
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 6: I can tell and I'm.

1130
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 13: Walking up to you because it's a slightly warm day

1131
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 13: today and you are.

1132
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 6: In full on, sheeted poncho. What are you wearing?

1133
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 2: Brother?

1134
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 23: Every time I wear this poncho, my team wins.

1135
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 5: Oh so this is a superstitious thing.

1136
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 23: Hell yeah, any weather where I don't care if that sweat.

1137
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 23: I don't care if I'm sweating.

1138
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 10: I was poncho.

1139
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 13: Was there a moment where you were like drunk wearing

1140
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 13: the poncho once, or you made out with a cute

1141
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 13: girl in it and you were like, this is the

1142
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 13: lucky poncho?

1143
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 6: Is what your buddy just saying?

1144
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 5: I said none of the above.

1145
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 6: But you don't think this guy can get a girlfriend?

1146
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 15: What do you mean?

1147
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 23: No, well he has that one?

1148
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 5: Yes, why is that?

1149
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 10: Let's get to the root of this.

1150
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 5: You're his friend. Why does he get no no women?

1151
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,280
Speaker 5: Look what he's wearing.

1152
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 6: You wear ponchos everywhere, dude.

1153
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 23: I got a poncho for weddings, I got a puncha

1154
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:29,439
Speaker 23: for dates.

1155
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 5: Me and my friends were ponchos everywhere.

1156
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like he's the only one in

1157
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 2: the group in a poncho.

1158
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard people get attached to their ponchos before.

1159
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 4: Brooke dated a guy who lived in his poncho. It

1160
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 4: was a two bedroom pun show.

1161
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a lucky it was a car.

1162
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 5: Oh, I had a protective covering on it, and that

1163
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 5: was his car.

1164
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 6: Pa, I'm sorry.

1165
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 2: I got probably just as bad as that guy.

1166
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 5: Still dated him, though.

1167
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 25: What you're doing at the tailgate, we are getting excited

1168
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 25: for the game that's about to happen.

1169
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 13: I was gonna ask, and in the politest way, are

1170
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 13: you lost because you are in enemy territory?

1171
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 6: Are you scared to go in?

1172
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 25: Oh no, we're we're walking into the lions den and

1173
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,399
Speaker 25: and uh the confrontation is where I live.

1174
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 10: Oh, so you're pretty good.

1175
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 5: Like if people talk crap to you, that is my

1176
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,399
Speaker 5: happy place.

1177
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,240
Speaker 13: Can I do a practice round with you? No holds

1178
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:35,800
Speaker 13: barred here? Okay, boom, your team sucks. Orange is the

1179
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 13: worst collar on the color spectrum?

1180
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 23: Yeah, uh you're you're uh my dad, oh man, I

1181
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 23: would not want to.

1182
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 5: Be a player on the field and here that kind

1183
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 5: of brutally crash.

1184
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, color spectrum is people are wow.

1185
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 5: That's how Yeah that was savage.

1186
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 4: It's what you're doing at the tailgate where Jose and

1187
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 4: Alexis went down to the big football game and asked

1188
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 4: the fans beforehand, A simple question.

1189
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 8: What do you do it in the tailgame? Okay? And

1190
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 8: you friend, I'm here.

1191
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 23: For the free food in this economy.

1192
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 8: You know is Denver sucks?

1193
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 19: I know?

1194
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 2: Oh you're the backup support friend. What are you doing

1195
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 2: taking over the mike?

1196
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 8: Thank you for sucking? Sean Paine's the worst get? I

1197
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 8: have to ask, are you this passionate about anything else

1198
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 8: in life?

1199
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 17: Uh?

1200
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 8: Bacon cheesburger?

1201
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 2: Bacon cheeseburger?

1202
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,479
Speaker 8: Can you love a bacon cheesburger in the first bite?

1203
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 4: No?

1204
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 8: Can you love it in the second bite?

1205
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 9: No?

1206
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 8: Third bite?

1207
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 4: No?

1208
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 8: Can you love a bacon cheatburger in the fourth bite?

1209
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 8: Yes you can?

1210
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 7: Yes you can, Yes you can?

1211
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 14: Ye?

1212
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 15: Who are you?

1213
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 8: I'm safty.

1214
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 5: Stacy heard people yelling about bacon cheeseburgers, and she came.

1215
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 4: Stacy will snap a man's leg and half to get

1216
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 4: a Wendy's bacony.

1217
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 2: She doesn't take four bites, Jeff, she doesn't.

1218
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 8: She takes that in one.

1219
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 5: Giant's right.

1220
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 8: I don't know.

1221
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: All I know is I'm drinking way more before the

1222
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 1: next I love how you said, yeah, just so strong?

1223
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, I love it.

1224
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 5: Football's back. That's what you're doing at.

1225
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 15: The tailgate, freaking Jeffrey.

1226
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 7: In the morning, Brianna is on the phone with us.

1227
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 5: She's a brand new player with five kids.

1228
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 7: You can hear some of.

1229
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 4: Them in the car with her right now, but they

1230
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 4: listen every single morning, and all five children have told

1231
00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 4: her they think she is smarter than Brooke. That's the

1232
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 4: whole reason that she called in today. They were saying, Mommy,

1233
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 4: you're way.

1234
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 8: Smarter than that radio lady.

1235
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 2: She's a drunk kid. Your kids said that.

1236
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, they know a lot about alcoholism.

1237
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 5: So Brianna is coming in to challenge you today. Brianna,

1238
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 5: welcome to the show.

1239
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 22: Thank you God.

1240
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 2: Five children.

1241
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a lot.

1242
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 6: I think we heard like two already.

1243
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's your favorite?

1244
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 22: Ooh, my favorite's the baby right now?

1245
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 2: Because can you talk back yet?

1246
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1247
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 4: Exactly, Brooke, We're gonna send you out of the studio

1248
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 4: so we can get right into this game with you.

1249
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 5: Brianna.

1250
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1251
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1252
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 4: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1253
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1254
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 8: Yep?

1255
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 2: Fighting?

1256
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see when you get the kids to be

1257
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 4: quiet for thirty seconds. You're time starts now. Nick Jonas

1258
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 4: celebrates a birthday today. Is he the youngest, oldest or

1259
00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 4: middle performing? Jonahs brother youngest? To make a black Russian cocktail,

1260
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 4: you only need two ingredients coffee and what else?

1261
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 12: Vodka?

1262
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 5: How many championships did Michael Jordan win with the Chicago Bulls?

1263
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 15: Four?

1264
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 5: Five or six six?

1265
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 4: If an airplane or boat is having an emergency, this

1266
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 4: word is used as an international distress call. Maybe which

1267
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 4: is the only band to have all nine of their

1268
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 4: albums make the Billboard Top ten?

1269
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 7: You two?

1270
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 5: Led Zeppelin or Hoody and the Blowfish?

1271
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 15: You too?

1272
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 5: Just that question is funny. Anyway, Brook's coming.

1273
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 4: Back into the studio now, so let's learn more about Brianna.

1274
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 4: Since you're a new player, we know you're a mom.

1275
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 4: And also she has a part time job where she's

1276
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 4: a mental health therapist, probably to herself for dealing with

1277
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 4: those five children stuck.

1278
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 2: In the mirror all day pretty much.

1279
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 1: Yep, that's all I do, dude, I tell you, working

1280
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: here is like having five children.

1281
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you that right now.

1282
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 22: I'm sure it is.

1283
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 2: It's probably worse five children that always think they're funny.

1284
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 6: It also reminds me you need a changing after this,

1285
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 6: so we need to this up. Are you ready? I

1286
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 6: guess you're talking to.

1287
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 19: Wow.

1288
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 5: Okay, here we go.

1289
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Nick Jonas celebrates a birthday today.

1290
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 4: Is he the youngest, oldest, or middle performing Jonas brother?

1291
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 2: An easy middle?

1292
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 4: To make a black Russian cocktail, you only need two

1293
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 4: ingredients coffee and what else?

1294
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 2: Vodka?

1295
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 4: How many championships did Michael Jordan win with the Chicago Bulls?

1296
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 16: Four?

1297
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 5: Five or six six?

1298
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 4: If an airplane or boat is having an emergency, this

1299
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 4: word is used as an international distress call. Sos, which

1300
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 4: is the only band to have all nine of their

1301
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 4: albums make.

1302
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 5: The Billboard Top ten. You two led Zeppelin or Hoody?

1303
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 5: In the Blowfish Guy?

1304
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 23: You two?

1305
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 8: Are you sure I love Hoody?

1306
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 15: Though?

1307
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 8: I do? I love Hoody.

1308
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 4: It's so sad that we all laughed just at reading

1309
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 4: that question. Let's go to the scoreboard to see how

1310
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 4: you did with Jose That can fit like sixteen in

1311
01:01:59,560 --> 01:01:59,959
Speaker 4: my mouth.

1312
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 5: Look how young I sound in that?

1313
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 2: They sound alive?

1314
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 19: Ya?

1315
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 4: That was like three months ago.

1316
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 6: Brianna, you got four correct?

1317
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 2: Dang girl, you came with some fire.

1318
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 6: You are smart.

1319
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 13: That's good, Brook, You got the same exact amount in

1320
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 13: and oyah.

1321
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 2: I blame you, actually, you, all of you. You put

1322
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 2: me in such a bad mood.

1323
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 4: Honestly, I would blame you too, because that wasn't the

1324
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 4: right answer. So let's go over the answers for everybody here.

1325
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 4: Nick Jonas celebrates a birthday today. He is the youngest

1326
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 4: Jonas brother. Kevin and Joe are older than him. To

1327
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 4: make a black Russian cocktail, you need coffee and vodka.

1328
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 5: I love how Brook acted like she didn't know the answer.

1329
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 2: Like any Russian cocktail is going to be vota ye,

1330
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 2: Like that is always going to be the answer, that's right.

1331
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 5: How many championships did Michael Jordan win with the Chicago Bulls?

1332
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 5: That was six championships?

1333
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1334
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 2: Oh, my husband's gonna be proud of me.

1335
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 4: If an airplane or boat is having an emergency, this

1336
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 4: word is used as a distress.

1337
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 2: Called may day word or two words.

1338
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 5: It's one word, no space.

1339
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 4: And the only band to have all nine of their

1340
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 4: albums make the Billboard Top ten is led Zeppelin. Each

1341
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 4: of their nine albums made the Billboard Top ten.

1342
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 2: Amazing have I ever listened to a Led Zeppelin album.

1343
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 6: I don't know that I have an album. No, we've

1344
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 6: heard the.

1345
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 5: Songs, I guess so, Brianna, your children were all right.

1346
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 5: You took her down. So you get one hundred dollars

1347
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 5: plus just for playing.

1348
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 4: We're also gonna throw in a pair of tickets to

1349
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 4: see Pitt Bull and t Pain perform at the White

1350
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 4: River Amphitheater on Saturday, September twenty eight.

1351
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 22: Amazing. They would love it.

1352
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, be careful, you may end up with another one

1353
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 2: in your belly at the end of that concept.

1354
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 5: That's you're right in the mood for it, Brianna.

1355
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:04,920
Speaker 4: Congratulations on the victory. Thank you so much for playing.

1356
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 4: We're going to be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same

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Speaker 4: time tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.