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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season ninety, episode five Dirt,

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Speaker 1: daily production of My Heart Radio. This is a podcast

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Speaker 1: where we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness

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Speaker 1: and say, officially off the top, Hey, fuck Coke Industries

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Speaker 1: and fuck Fox News. It's Friday, July twelve, two thousand nineteen.

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Speaker 1: It's the season finale. My name is Jack O'Brien a

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Speaker 1: K Jack Jack. Uh, that's Jack. That's supposed to be

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Speaker 1: Jack Black, but I replaced the black with Jack. So anyways,

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled always by my co host, Mr Miles Grag.

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Speaker 1: How many dick does can he day? How many danks

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Speaker 1: ad By strains? Where's that proof? Batist is even my

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Speaker 1: He got back with rass Roll drinking as friends with

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Speaker 1: Apper Roll. How you know he left after Tuskin Sky

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Speaker 1: because Sunday you'll see Mile g probably licking and Grape bineses.

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Speaker 1: This his his deep bag new persona does I Okay?

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Speaker 1: So that is from Trite Gang and this is like

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Speaker 1: a Paul is Dead sort of conspiracy where you're not

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Speaker 1: not dead but just kind of living your life, sort

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Speaker 1: of Batman Dark Knight Rises appologue. You're living your life

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Speaker 1: out in Tuscany. Um, and one day I'll just like

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Speaker 1: go to a cafe and see you there with catwoman

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Speaker 1: and just smile. I won't even say anything to wink

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Speaker 1: at me, and then I'll walk away smile to myself exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am a husk of a man. Yes, this sort

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Speaker 1: of does sort of allude to so yeah, yes, well

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Speaker 1: I would you imagine if I faked my own death

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Speaker 1: and then you saw me in Florence, because you're like,

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Speaker 1: think right, and but you you actually called me out

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Speaker 1: when you saw him. It's no, it's me Jovanni. I've

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Speaker 1: got her majesty on FaceTime. Oh no, oh dude, No,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do her majesty. Like that's like, how what's

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Speaker 1: her face? Um? From Greece? Olivia Newton John, Yes, her

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Speaker 1: fucking husband tried to fake his own death or whatever

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Speaker 1: dam and failed. He They found him in Mexico or something.

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Speaker 1: He basically he took a fishing trip and did not

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Speaker 1: come back. And she's like, I don't know where he went.

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Speaker 1: He didn't say nothing, and then uh, someone someone in

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Speaker 1: the National choir shout out to uh found him. I

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Speaker 1: was reading something recently that like five people a day

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Speaker 1: or lost at sea or something crazy like that, like

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Speaker 1: people are lost at sea all the time. Great way

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Speaker 1: to hey, speaking of faking your death, we are thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be joined in our third seat by uh Machiavelli himself,

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Speaker 1: Mr Blake Wexler. This is Blake Wexler. A K A

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Speaker 1: a k A Basic maintenance package a k A buckle up.

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Speaker 1: It's Blake Wexler. Thank you for having it, everybody. I've

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Speaker 1: leased a new car. Three t h R E oh

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Speaker 1: just for all I need is for unless you count

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Speaker 1: the trunk daddy, which I do so. Five do you o,

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Speaker 1: my god, where do you keep all these doors? Three? Yes?

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Speaker 1: For how many doors? It has? The model? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: from the model. I was so afraid that I messed up.

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Speaker 1: Oh gotta get it, but no, I nailed it, all

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Speaker 1: nailed it. What package you get satellite radio? The oh?

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Speaker 1: No need, no need? I got a USB hook up

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Speaker 1: any o c bring your own cord content. I insist on.

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Speaker 1: Do you have um the both sound system? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: both both both sound systems, thank you. Both speakers are

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Speaker 1: working from the back one right exactly. Uh, Blake, We're

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Speaker 1: shrilled to have you. We're gonna get to know you

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Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: tell our listeners a couple of things. We're talking about, uh,

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Speaker 1: big plastic, maybe buying averoratorials because there is a wild

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Speaker 1: story in the New York Times about what can happen

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Speaker 1: while you're drinking when you don't use plastics. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: having take a look at Louisiana as they brace to

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Speaker 1: get hit three ways in terms of you know, flooding. Uh.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about where Trump is in his plan

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Speaker 1: to add a question to the census. We're going to

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Speaker 1: talk about where Jeffrey Epstein is in terms of his

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Speaker 1: plan to get out of jail somehow. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about Boeing, just all the heroes. We're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: Jason Momoa's dad, body, the bagel boss, Uh, the fight that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we were gonna a lot of winners try and figure

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Speaker 1: out how we should feel about this, and we might

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Speaker 1: even check in with a new product that we probably

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Speaker 1: don't need a new pizza innovation. But first, Blake, what

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Speaker 1: is something from your search history that's reeling about who

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Speaker 1: you are? Man? Deadwood movie? Shakespearean? Uh huh. I watched

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Speaker 1: the Deadwood movie finally, Yeah, and I did really enjoy it. Um.

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Speaker 1: But the dialogue in it. I don't know if Shakespearean

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Speaker 1: it Shakespearean dialogue? Have you seen it? I haven't seen

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Speaker 1: the movie. I would call the shows dialogue so much

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Speaker 1: Shakespearean though it's tightened right, but this was more like

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Speaker 1: thou like like it was like strange, you know. It

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Speaker 1: It was good. I thought it was a cool you know,

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Speaker 1: thought it did they say betwixt instead of between? They

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Speaker 1: might they might have yeah, or an equivalency to that,

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Speaker 1: where Asian people still call celestials very much, almost almost

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Speaker 1: I liked it. You know, it's hard. That's such a

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Speaker 1: battle for you know, coming back ten years later to

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Speaker 1: make something especially show like that where people fucking loved

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Speaker 1: it and they got like everyone was back and it

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Speaker 1: was funny seeing how everyone aged. Where uh, what's his face? Swergeon?

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Speaker 1: Swergeon that has not but perfect Homeboy called him Swedging.

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Speaker 1: Someone asked me my favorite character from the show, and

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Speaker 1: I said, woo. I was answering. Honestly, it's like, there

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Speaker 1: are so many amazing characters in that show, and you

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Speaker 1: chose that I liked him. What's what was his right

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Speaker 1: hand to his name? That got spoiler alert you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? He was marked man, Yeah, that guy was.

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Speaker 1: He was Warren in Something about Mary. Also as a fact,

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Speaker 1: put together he was also Warren in Something about Mary

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Speaker 1: but arranged. Could you have that character in a movie today, Warren? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of fairly brothers shit, I think would yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the character, but having somebody do like whatever, you would

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Speaker 1: get a lot of fucking flak for portraying that character

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Speaker 1: like that. If you were just like that, it's a

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Speaker 1: goofy movie. It's yeah. What is something you think is overrated?

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Speaker 1: Having things on your keys? Like, uh, keys on your keys? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like like the silence like your key chain. Huh, what's what? Wait?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that stuff the caps that you put on

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Speaker 1: are you doing? How much are you sneaking around that?

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Speaker 1: I don't even carry keys? Oh my god. I like

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Speaker 1: a simple key chain. Just keep like some people have

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Speaker 1: their grocery ship on their their gym pass or whatever.

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Speaker 1: It just looks. It looks like trash. Like I used

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Speaker 1: to have key chains. I took them off and I

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Speaker 1: feel more rich, Like I feel like a rich man.

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Speaker 1: Try it. Look at your keys right now. If you

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Speaker 1: have a bunch of ship dangling off of them, you

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Speaker 1: gotta figure the only thing I have as a carabine

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Speaker 1: er to keep everything together. Yeah, that's fine. I used

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Speaker 1: to have the fucking custodian like chain thing because I

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Speaker 1: because like I would extend it and then treat it

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Speaker 1: like like like old school hit man ship. Right, did

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Speaker 1: you also have a wallet when you opened it like

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Speaker 1: flame shot out of it? Was that that would be

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Speaker 1: tight though if you no, I was gonna say, I

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Speaker 1: know he had a very serious thing to say. No police,

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Speaker 1: there's a haszard. Actually they've been recalled no. Um. I

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Speaker 1: knew a comedian who would sell them after shows, and

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Speaker 1: didn't make the wallet's like it's it's like he took

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Speaker 1: like baseballs, know the ones that when you opened them

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Speaker 1: like like a flame came out of them when he

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Speaker 1: sold it like as his merch. But he had nothing

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Speaker 1: just marked them up. Oh yeah, he had like a

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Speaker 1: flash paper in it or something. Again. Yeah, basically it

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Speaker 1: like a magic shop, right, but awesome, Yeah, that's really

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Speaker 1: dope way to like create a distraction if you have

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Speaker 1: to pay the bill. Yeah, and they're like oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got it, Like oh my god, hold on, I

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Speaker 1: gotta go. I'll get you back. I'll get you back.

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Speaker 1: Something happened by wallet? You saw you guys saw that right?

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Speaker 1: And Ben most down. Um. I was just gonna say,

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Speaker 1: if you have a a beaner that goes around your

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Speaker 1: belt loop, aren't you technically on your key chain? Isn't

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Speaker 1: that the biggest thing you could possibly have on your

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Speaker 1: key chain? You are one of the items that's actually

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Speaker 1: a dope way to look at it. That's brilliant. That's

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Speaker 1: that's a lot of Yoda up in here. That's great.

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Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated? Uh logger beer, logger,

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Speaker 1: head Sea Turtles No, uh loger logger beer, Yeah it's underrated? Really? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Why do you not like them? Like people like perfectly rated?

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, aren't I feel like every most I

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Speaker 1: feel like heavy beers are in now, you know, like

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna get too drunk, like you can be

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Speaker 1: a good person of the social Yeah, it feels like

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Speaker 1: you're just gonna pee all day exactly exactly. It's a

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Speaker 1: good middle ground. Yeah, whenever I meet people who like

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Speaker 1: is right. You're somebody who told their partner they would

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Speaker 1: And I see you because you've you've been drinking that

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Speaker 1: ship like fucking water. And I get it because when

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Speaker 1: that ABV, You're just like, now, that's a great way

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Speaker 1: to fucking put on ten pounds. Also dead serious, too

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Speaker 1: hotty for me. I like I like a session, I PA,

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Speaker 1: of course, I like a I like a beer that

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Speaker 1: makes it feel like I've been kicked in the mouth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah by a horse. Yeah. Uh, which beer is that?

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Speaker 1: I p A like the real like bitter ass, Like

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Speaker 1: this wasn't a ship for six months on its way

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Speaker 1: to India. That's what I want? That metallic or what?

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Speaker 1: What is that? I'm getting? Taste metal like Nobile fireman good,

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Speaker 1: it's working. What is a myth? What's something people think

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Speaker 1: it's true you know to be false. Uh, there's a

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Speaker 1: myth that a lot of people might know this, But um,

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Speaker 1: there's a myth that you should if you have a

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Speaker 1: lot of money on a cred A card and you

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Speaker 1: pay it off. That you should cut up that credit

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Speaker 1: card so you don't put more money on it. But

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Speaker 1: I know this seems like my about to do it

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Speaker 1: a bit. I'm not doing a bit right now being

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Speaker 1: that serious. This is always us when you're probably it's

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Speaker 1: all right, let's talk about this New York Times avertorial

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Speaker 1: about that, I heard about it happening to like other

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Speaker 1: drunk people. Um, so yeah, that's you gotta you gotta

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Speaker 1: get married if you're a kid or no drunk, no ringing.

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00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: Hey baby, I'm telling you got to stay loose. You

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Speaker 1: gotta trust me, sweetheart. Based on so many guys who

427
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: who are just like no, I never wear a ring

428
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Speaker 1: and I just don't like your balls grew nine sizes,

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean, like the idea that percent of

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Speaker 1: dudes I know who but are they just like they

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Speaker 1: don't wear or their their personality is I don't wear No,

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Speaker 1: they just don't wear it. But like they're not bad people.

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Speaker 1: They're not like out there like trying to hit on women,

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Speaker 1: all right, because I hear people who are like, dude,

435
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Speaker 1: I'm not wearing that, like if it's like a fucking scarlet. Right. Meanwhile,

436
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 1: my finger looks like gallum underneath my ring because I

437
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Speaker 1: was taking it taking it off. And cheese not a

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Speaker 1: good cheese, not one of the good ones. Old cheese

439
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Speaker 1: finger O'Brien, not like rope for the ones. Smells like American.

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Speaker 1: That's off. Have you ever seen a mouldi piece of

441
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Speaker 1: American cheese? No, it's impossible, it doesn't happen. Well, it's not.

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00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 1: It's just oil and water, right, Yes, it's oil and gang.

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Speaker 1: If you've got old pictures of your American cheese, please

444
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Speaker 1: sentiment sentiment or started now, like there's always people who like,

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Speaker 1: actually it can get bad cheese botanist. Yeah, we have

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Speaker 1: the first listeners, man, that's true. All Right, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back and we're

448
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: back and uh, you know, it is hurricane season and

449
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Speaker 1: Louisiana is bracing for what could be a pretty pretty

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Speaker 1: awful weekend. Yeah, very I mean they're already experiencing a

451
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Speaker 1: lot of floods right now. Um, but there was this

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Speaker 1: quote I read that was very frightening, which comes from

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Speaker 1: an associate professor at the Louisiana Universe like Louisiana University's

454
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Speaker 1: Marine Consortium, and said, in Louisiana, we can flood three ways.

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Speaker 1: We can flood from water flowing down the Mississippi River,

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Speaker 1: from local rainstorms, or from a storm surge from the Gulf.

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00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: This week, we will have to deal with all three

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Speaker 1: at once. That's the situation right now. The Mississippi River

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00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 1: has just been filled with water because of constant flooding

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00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: in the Midwest. That's just feeding into it. And they're

461
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 1: already saying like it could crest at twenty ft. The

462
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: levies are like built for twenty ft. On top of that,

463
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 1: there's a storm coming in, so you're gonna get rainwater,

464
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Speaker 1: And on top of that, because of sea level rise,

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00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: I mean, storm surge comes in even heavier now. So yes,

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Speaker 1: and when you consider like this has been one of

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Speaker 1: the wettest, I think the wettest year in the United States,

468
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Speaker 1: it's just really, it's this terrible ven diagram that happens

469
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Speaker 1: to overlap right now in Louisiana. And I think also, uh,

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00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: north of it to like whatever Mississippi, Mississippi or Alabama. Right, Yeah,

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00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: there's no way to know for sure. I thought it

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Speaker 1: was an island. That was one of the things that

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Speaker 1: Jason Pargeon debunked and this article about like urban versus

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Speaker 1: rural how like, well, we only think of New Orleans

475
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: when we think about Hurricane Katrina, but it took out

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Speaker 1: like all of Mississippi and like all of rural Louisiana too. Anyways, Yes, yeah,

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00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: it's like the thing with that when Notre Dame caught fire,

478
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: it's like Louise Like New Orleans is probably the place

479
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: that people have the most familiarity with that thing that

480
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: you've been to one time. But yeah, we also keep

481
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: an eye out for fake stories about looters because every

482
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: single time that there is a storm, uh, there will

483
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: be uh you know, usually white supremacist groups or who

484
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 1: knows if it's Russians coming out and being like, yeah,

485
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: we're the Yeah, there's looters everywhere. We're having to shoot

486
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: them because it's like everybody has the die hard fantasy,

487
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: and especially if you're racist, but that really gets them going.

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00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: There's another thing, just for context, and this articles reading

489
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Speaker 1: the Mississippi was at three ft when Katrina hit. Right

490
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 1: now it's at sixteen What the fuck? Yeah? So, like

491
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: I thought it was way longer than that. Now there's

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00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: catastrophic flooding headed to no Orthleans. Get it? Because I was, alright,

493
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: for real, I still don't get it. Please please people

494
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: of the Gulf region. Uh, please stay safe, all right,

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Speaker 1: I hope it's I hope, I hope this isn't as

496
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: bad as it possibly could be. Right. Uh, let's talk

497
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: about where we are with the census question, because there

498
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: were stories that Trump was going to basically do an

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Speaker 1: executive order to get the citizenship question printed on an

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Speaker 1: addendum and added to the back of the census. Uh.

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00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: And you know that would skew things so that it

502
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: seemed like the country was wider and republican, and republican

503
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: basically because I could see why somebody would be scared

504
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: to answer those questions. It's it's meant to have a

505
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: chilling effect. It's meant to be like, oh, what do

506
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: you know how you canna answer this? If it was

507
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: on everybody's just answered their citizen but done by so,

508
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: but the Supreme Court said they shouldn't be allowed to

509
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: do that. Trump was like, I don't care about the

510
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: Supreme Court. I'm God Emperor. I'm gonna do executive order. Uh.

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00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden on Thursday, it seems like

512
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Speaker 1: he reversed course. Uh. And it seemed like very abrupt

513
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: because in the morning, like people in the executive branch,

514
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: we're still talking that ship. We're we're gonna do an

515
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: executive order. He can do whatever he wants. Bill Barr

516
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, the president has a can do what

517
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: you want. Yeah, he has a route to a legal

518
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: like question on the census. And then suddenly Thursday evening

519
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: he was like a you know what, never mind. So

520
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: he would always put some thought into it, right, Yeah,

521
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: And his research showed that based on some of these

522
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: constitutional law books I'm reading, I may not have the

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00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: legal basis to do this. And because of that, I

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00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: I will actually listen to the Supreme Court. Because the

525
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: problem was the whole time that his administration, over and

526
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: over and over was like, well, we have a June

527
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: deadline to get this ship printed, so we need to

528
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: speed this up, like you need to decide if we

529
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 1: can do this, because he thought, oh, we can just

530
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: force uh the quick process and they will rule on

531
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: our side. Uh, and they did. They were like oh shit, okay.

532
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: They were fucking expedited the whole hearing the Supreme Court

533
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: like what like even heard it direct lee And then

534
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: after they fucking took the l and Springboard was like, wait,

535
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: you were even lying about why you even need this question,

536
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: like you wanted because of this racist bullshit. Um, we

537
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: have the evidence that says that is you and your

538
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: adviser being like racist bullshit reasons we want to do this. Yeah,

539
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: And now they're like, oh well actually, um we need

540
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: to get the question in. But also that deadline that

541
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: we said was wrong. So it's like they're picking and

542
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: choosing these these arguments, and that's why it's just like

543
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: there's not whatever I mean in one In one mind,

544
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no way it could happen. But every

545
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: there's been a many things. I'm like, there's no way

546
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: to happen, and it's been happening. Um, so they're there.

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00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: You know, I'm glad we've kind of avoided a constitutional crisis,

548
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: although who knows what else is gonna come up. It

549
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: is interesting just how many this is, like the twentieth

550
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: time at least that Trump and then his administration and

551
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: I do put Bill Barr in his administration? Well, um, yeah,

552
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: of course, and uh that within almost hours of one another,

553
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: they've put out completely contradictory statements where it is so

554
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to think too much about

555
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: or I'll have a nervous breakdown of just how he

556
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: just operates so independently from anyone who could be possibly

557
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: advising him, where his advisors totally opposite statement. And then

558
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: he yeah the dome, right, it's the entire presidency off

559
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: the dome, off the dome. Yeah, he shoots from the hip. Yeah,

560
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: let's check in with the world of powerful, rich people

561
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: who don't understand consequences. Yeah, what what's the latest in

562
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: that scene? Well, his so ah fuck dude, his lawyers man,

563
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: they're basically like, hey, can he go down on bail

564
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: because like I get it, he's like a terrible child

565
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: sex trafficker, but like I don't know, like he should

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00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: probably be able to be under house arrest. They're basically saying, like, look,

567
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: here's our here's a bail package proposal. We're going to

568
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: give you he will give up his seventy seven million

569
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: dollar mansion and his private jet so they could secure

570
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: a bond. And then they're saying his brother and his

571
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: friend would also put their homes up to guarantee that

572
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: he he doesn't flee on his charges of sex trafficking, etcetera.

573
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: So they're like, what if we gave you all like

574
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: a bunch of ships in this money and then his

575
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: homies costplay as the CEO and it's all good. He

576
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: can just stay at home and whatever. He can be

577
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: up to his ship there. I don't think they are

578
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: going to agree because the prosecution was like, this man

579
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: has vast resources that we don't even know what the

580
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: fund is doing as or where it's at. That he

581
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: probably does have the money be like yeah, i's just

582
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: take the l on that, I'll get the funk out

583
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: or whatever. So they're saying, you know, there's like he's

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00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: very much a very real flight risk, and especially after

585
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: the ship that was turned up in the raid on

586
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: his home, they're like, this ship is getting more serious

587
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: for him. So we don't see how that wouldn't contribute

588
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: to him wanting to flee. Their argument was like, oh man,

589
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: he's been squeaky clean though for like the last fourteen years,

590
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: has he No, it's just just unreal what the lawyers thought.

591
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: And then the like sort of bond proposal and request

592
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: the thing that they filed also kind of shows like

593
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: sort of maybe what their strategy is going to be,

594
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: because they're very insistent that like this is this shouldn't

595
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: be a federal case, like this is local. But the

596
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: way it's word is like, yes, this is from the filing. Yes,

597
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: the government may have witnesses who will testify to participating

598
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: in sexual massages, most over eighteen, some under, some who

599
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: told the police they lied about their age to gain

600
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: admission to Mr Epstein's residents. Some who will testify the

601
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: Mr Epstein knew they were not eighteen yet, but they're

602
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: anticipated testimony only punctuates the alleged offense is purely local nature,

603
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: so it's almost like, yeah, but he's a local fucking

604
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: sex trafficker. It's and then they're saying there are no

605
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: allegations in the indictment, like just sort of trying to

606
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: very specifically be like, I mean, it's not that bad,

607
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: and it's like shouldn't this be a local case. But

608
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: if a crime occurs across state lines, isn't it naturally

609
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: like a federal offense doesn't occur. They were saying it

610
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: was local. That's I think that's what they're going to

611
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: try to argue. It's like, well he wasn't actual crime

612
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: occurred in this place, like they wound up here. There's

613
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: you have, there's plenty of evidence against you, sir. But

614
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, when you have lawyers like this,

615
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: like we've seen, they will fucking try and argue, like

616
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: what the definition of traffic is? Poor child? And they

617
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: were you know, he had enablers who would you know,

618
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: bring them in, recruit these children, bring them in and

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00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: tell them in order to get the two d dollars,

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00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: you have to tell him that you're over eighteen, like

621
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: that was part of the deal. And he that was

622
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: at his you know, it wasn't like he thought they

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Speaker 1: were over eighteen. And in fact, once one of the

624
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: women turned I think twenty two, she was like, well,

625
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: now I'm too old for him, so I have to

626
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: move on to whatever's next. And the yeah, I mean again,

627
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: just to remind you, like when they're trying to be like, ah,

628
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: he should be able to just do you know, house

629
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: arrest whatever. Again, the indictment says he sexually exploited and

630
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: abused dozens of minor girls at his homes in Manhattan

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Speaker 1: and Palm Beach and other locations. So I don't care

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Speaker 1: how you fucking twist this, right the Yeah, so, uh

633
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 1: there was someone on Twitter, I think it was Rick Wilson.

634
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: He got messy and was saying like he got a

635
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: tweet from a wealthy Florida business who was like very cryptic.

636
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: He's like, got a text, a text from a wealthy

637
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,919
Speaker 1: Florida guy who haven't spoken to an agent and said,

638
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 1: I'm surprised the press hasn't put together that the falling

639
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: out between Trump and Epstein would be over the fact

640
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: that Epstein was trying to be with Ivanka. Oh yeah,

641
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: so I don't know, that's just that's just all. It's

642
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: all a fucking mess it is. That does seem like

643
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: the one thing that would piss Trump off? Right? Uh yeah, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely,

644
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: that's woman, that's his lady. Yeah, that's even That's what

645
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, and you have the fucking and the

646
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 1: resident himself is a predator like the whole the whole

647
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 1: crew again. I hope all these names comes out. I

648
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: hope we can fucking do some real clean up work.

649
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: He should stop speaking sexually about how hot his daughter is,

650
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: how they would date if he doesn't want people to

651
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: point things like that up. Uh, let's let's talk Boeing

652
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: real quick. This is that's been on the dock, Yeah, Douglas.

653
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: So there was an alert system that was supposed to

654
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: be standard, a standard feature on all of the seven

655
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: thirty seven's that had to be suspended, and a statement

656
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: released like a month ago described basically a timeline that

657
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 1: showed that they were aware of the problem, that this

658
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: alert wasn't functional, and they were like, the alert isn't

659
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: the reason the planes crashed, but we were aware that

660
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: they weren't working. And it's possible that they could have

661
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: alerted the pilots that the planes had issues. So it's

662
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: a malfunctioning sensor that could have helped save the planes

663
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: that they knew didn't work, and the only thing they

664
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: did about it, rather than tell pilots or tell anybody

665
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: about it after the crashes, they they changed it from

666
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: being mandatory to optional so that they would cover their

667
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: own ass. Wait, what do you mean? It went from

668
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: what went from mandatory to options? This this a functioning

669
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: one of these sensors. But because it wasn't working, there

670
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: were two crashes that could have on planes that they

671
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: knew this wasn't fully functional. They were like, oh this

672
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: you don't need this anyways, basically EXAU. Yeah. So, um,

673
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: their stock dropped out like or something. I think they

674
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: just reported earning like they're not going to be the

675
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: number one plane producer I think in world anymore. Right,

676
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 1: I don't know who. I don't know who's going to

677
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: supplant them, right, probably Lockheed Martin. Yeah, there you go, Miles.

678
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess Do they are Airbus? I

679
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: think maybe because they make more like commuter planes Airbus.

680
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: If they had it to do all over again, do

681
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: you think Airbus would hit pick a different name for

682
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: their company Airbus? Yeah, very aspirational. Were the Greyhounds of

683
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: the sky. Maybe, but they have really beautiful they do.

684
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: It's just beautiful hardware that's there. That's what they went with.

685
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: I think it might have been German, right, I think

686
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: they are mistranslation. Uh there, headquartered in the Netherlands. Yeah,

687
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: so maybe it has some different connotation over there, but

688
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: airbus just seems like the worst possible way to describe

689
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 1: a plane. But that's cool transportation with shitty transport. That's

690
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: what Spirit Airlines should be called. It was airbus. You

691
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: know those giant, rickety things driven by drunk people that

692
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: took you to school when you were a kid. Think

693
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: about this as one of those. But hurtling through the

694
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: air at hundreds of miles per hour, that kind of

695
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 1: free thing, right, Yeah? Yeah, did you we all we're

696
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: all your school bus drivers drunk? No? There there were

697
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 1: some fine ones, but there were also some that. Yeah

698
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: there I had some month savory characters who were like,

699
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: for because I didn't take a bus to school, but

700
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: like when you have to get on a bus for

701
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: like a sports thing or field trip, like you use

702
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 1: like the same five people who would like drive the

703
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 1: buses school. The best ones. Yeah, some were cool. Shout

704
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: out to Marvis who would let us play Rough Riders

705
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 1: Anthem in the bus the remix or the the original?

706
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: Yeah not my dogs won't stop y'all talk, shut them down,

707
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: open up shot. First we had them like now they

708
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 1: like what baby? All right? Yeah? Yeah, I still remember

709
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: the smell of getting on the bus. You know that smell,

710
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: yeah of like weird final and yeah vloor and like

711
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 1: kids sweat, yeah, and vodka. I guess a lot of

712
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: my bus drivers. Yeah, yeah, it's the same smell, like

713
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: when you walk into a bar. Wait a second, what

714
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: the fun? I was on a bolt bus ones and

715
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: the guy was so stressed out. There were people standing

716
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: in the like in the middle because there weren't enough seats,

717
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 1: and the guys just like funk this, Like let's just go.

718
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 1: So he starts driving from New York to Philadelphia with

719
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: like a whole fine just standing in the middle. And

720
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 1: then as he was driving, Oh of a sudden, he

721
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: does as you turned in Jersey and he gets on

722
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: the horn. He just goes listen. I know one of

723
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: you motherfucker's are tweeting about me and that I am

724
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: having people stand I'm in the middle of the goddamn

725
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: aisle and I just wanted to get you to fucking Philadelphia,

726
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: but now we got to go back to New York.

727
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: He got like fired and they had to put the

728
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: people on a different p I know, one of you,

729
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know what he was gonna say. You know

730
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: what is pooping and tweeting about tweeting about me. So

731
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: he was getting like hit up from somebody or was

732
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: he on Twitter while he was driving? Honestly, I I

733
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: think for the joke, it would be funnier if he

734
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: was on Twitter. But like, I'm your driver, Derek, follow me,

735
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: Derek the driver hashtag ground bus, ground the bus. All right,

736
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back

737
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: and we're back real quick. Paul, what's better? Better bus,

738
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: Peter Pan or Greyhound? What do you think I'm gonna

739
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: go Peter Pan because great, I've heard some grizzly stories

740
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: about Greyhound. Yeah, there was that story about in Canada,

741
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: like a guy took over the bus and saw it

742
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 1: off a person's head. Yeah, yeah, so that there's nothing

743
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: in the gray a Hound policy against that there were

744
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: no repercussions. Was that in Canada? It was in Canada?

745
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: Was coming out of Winnipeg? I think yeah, because they

746
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: are always wild stories about Winnipic. Yeah, John Candy was

747
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 1: attacked by a man wielding a chain. Oh god, underrated weapon. Yeah,

748
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: like just a fucking like loose change. Like he's like, hey,

749
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: you like jokes at him? Yeah? Why why do you

750
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: know that because I was that man, Because I was

751
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: that boy, I'm friends with his family. Oh wow? Um

752
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: in Italy of course, or else. Let's talk about the

753
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: new Johnny hold On, I thought you could ask me

754
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: my favorite bus would be Reggio Jet, the green regional

755
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 1: bus of Italy. Did you know when John Candy goes

756
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: to Italy they call him John Prejudo. I'm sorry, okay, John,

757
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: I uh did it again? I thought you were talking

758
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: about John Hamm. When John Hamm goes to Italy John Prejudo,

759
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: leave it in. They need to know. Please cut it out.

760
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: You don't deserve this blake. Your your record is better

761
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: than you would actually be. Gianni Caramela, UM, thank you,

762
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: thank you? Great edit that in. Yes? Uh do you

763
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: want to do you want to do the joke so

764
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: we can? No? No, no, I think I don't think

765
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it and pretend you get another chance

766
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: right now? Okay? Did you know when John Candy goes

767
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 1: to Italy they call him John pre Judo. Fuck you

768
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: this motherfucker, get him out. Well, speaking of we have

769
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: a new the modern day Gianni Carmela, John Candy is

770
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: Jason Momoa. If you've seen these pictures of him? Uh,

771
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: dad and a half man? What a fatty? What have happened?

772
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm even having trouble. We're talking around the office. Is

773
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: this is this an actual story or some people just

774
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: in Twitter saying and they're like, what the funk are

775
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 1: these people going on? Right? Like? Did three people on

776
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: Twitter say as a dad bod and everyone's like, this

777
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: guy's hot? Your body shaming a hot guy? Leave him alone? Uh?

778
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: And it was also an excuse to send around pictures

779
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: of Jason Mamma without a shirt on. That seems entirely possible,

780
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: perfect storm. Yes, I um, It's like the pictures make

781
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: you almost want to say, he looks better with a

782
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: little weight on, but then you see pictures of what

783
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: he looked like before, and you're like, no, no, they

784
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: look better before. This guy's disgusting. What's wrong with him?

785
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: But he looks pretty good either way. Dude, this I

786
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: don't even just amazing the bar on dad buds. Someone

787
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: who liked dad Bod to be dad Bod. Do not

788
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 1: bring this fucking sculpted piece of marble into the fucking

789
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: equations inflation, right, this is crazy? The man, I don't

790
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: see a fucking I've never seen a dad like that.

791
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: If this is a dad, what is he a fucking

792
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I thought I thought that was

793
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: well put. If this is a dad, then what do

794
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: we I don't even know. It's literally like, this is

795
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: what's jack? Then? Come on? I thought we were talking

796
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: about me. Biceps? What do you think eighteen inches around?

797
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: I give it that. Yeah, what were they pythons? Is

798
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 1: that the pythons? I mean, he's like Jason momoy is beautiful,

799
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Just leave them, let him rock.

800
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: He is the famous person who is like way I know,

801
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: I know he looked better in real life. Uh. He

802
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: is like most famous people. The first thing you notice

803
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: about them in person is wow, he's way shorter than

804
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 1: I thought. Yeah, that's true. Jason Momoa is bigger than

805
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: you're expecting. He's larger than life and just gorgeous, larger

806
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 1: than life. And we'll steal your wife, but not really

807
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: steel even I'd be like, yeah, go ahead, if you go,

808
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: I will. What are you waiting for? He's leaving, sweetheart.

809
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's gonna come back to birds.

810
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: I'll take the dog out, all right, Just go to birds.

811
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: There's us waiting outside birds for Jason. But I loved

812
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: all the pictures of him, like posing with couples where

813
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: he like made it look like he was still his

814
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: girlfriends Uh. Yeah, he's pretty cool. God, he's great, pretty cool.

815
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: It looks like Jack Sli get his laptop. He's actually

816
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: holding a printed out photo of Jason. He's pretty cool.

817
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: Something really cool about him, you know, well basically on

818
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: the other and something I don't know what it is,

819
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:10,720
Speaker 1: but something about him really really cool, fun like funds.

820
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: It just seems like he's got a great personality or something.

821
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: Man struggles with another man. I bet he's really funny.

822
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: He's probably really cool. Huh. Like I would just like

823
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: to like play sports with him trivial. Yeah. Yeah, is

824
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: he making you sweat too? I'm yes. What do you

825
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 1: think his hair smells like? Seriously though? Gold? Yeah, it

826
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: smells like gold. What does gold smell like? Wait, like

827
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: Jason Momoa, got it? What would gold smell like? Just metallity? Yeah,

828
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: like like it like like like metality, metallity, the blue metallity,

829
00:48:49,200 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: metallicy same man on bach, I'm saying, manh alright, let's

830
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: talk about some other ship round my ultimate analysis. My

831
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 1: ultimate analysis is that the Jason Jason mo dad bought

832
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: story is fake news, and fake news leave him. Oh no,

833
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 1: one's I think again, it's a commentary on I think

834
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 1: the people who did actually comment on it, I think

835
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: have been so poisoned by the fucking just the images

836
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: you're inundated with, like this is what a man looks like,

837
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 1: this is what a woman looks like in their TV bodies,

838
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: And then when you see something Dv're like, oh man,

839
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: I've been conditioned to be like that's gross, and you're

840
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: like this, dude, what the But I have yet to

841
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 1: find a story where somebody was actually shaming him. I'm

842
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's started as a story about a comple

843
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: people commenting on Twitter and that that shouldn't be This

844
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: is how unhappy some people are. They could look at

845
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:54,439
Speaker 1: Jason Momo on vacation and be like this disgusting, really

846
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: letting yourself go? Bro? I bet those I bet those

847
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: people just need to embrace it. Okay, this Harri smells

848
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: like gold mmmmm um and a genius. I would imagine

849
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: multiple degrees if I had to guess, y, yeah, I

850
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: never saw Aquaman, but I heard that Aquaman, Like they

851
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: lean into Aquaman as a stupid person, like he's kind

852
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: of dumb in the movie. Yeah, yeah, I just watched

853
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 1: Aquaman on a flight and woman. Yeah aa, his last

854
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: name is Aquaman. Comcut Aquaman American. Well yes, yes, on

855
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,919
Speaker 1: actually a seven thirty seven Max and uh yeah, they

856
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: separate separated it from me. It was private. Um, but yeah,

857
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,919
Speaker 1: someone really hated you. They do take this way, sir,

858
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 1: thank you. Um. Yeah, you know, they do lean into

859
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: him being stupid. He's like the dumb guy which drinks beers.

860
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: He's kind of he's down to earth, and you know,

861
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 1: I smart. I like that turn when those guys in

862
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: the bar like you that fish boy. Yeah, and you're like,

863
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 1: here we go, can we get a pig? Yeah? How

864
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: you should respond? You see, Jason Moemo, I paused it

865
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: in screw ream, laughed at the top of my and

866
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: I turned to the waitress and I'm like, I'll have another.

867
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: So you weren't on a plane. You're at a Buffalo

868
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:13,760
Speaker 1: wild Wings. You didn't say fight, but I was flying.

869
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: There's a beak in my seat or whatever. It was

870
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: a beacon. A beacon. There was like an athlete who

871
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,760
Speaker 1: claimed that he found a chicken beak in his wings.

872
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 1: I think there was who was a Green Bay packer.

873
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: This happened like five years ago at a Buffalo wild

874
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 1: Wings and I believe it. He wasn't into that. No,

875
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: he bitched about it. If you'd love if you get

876
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 1: into a fucking beak on accident, I'd be like, yo,

877
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 1: hold on, not strong enough. He's on cartilage is yeah,

878
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: what's a beak made of cartilage? I would imagine that's

879
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 1: all keels. It's like a bone. He's never going to

880
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 1: be cool. Never mind disorder of beaks I got on.

881
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: I regret bringing it up. I didn't. It was all right,

882
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: let's talk about bagel boss, baker boss guy. I now

883
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 1: refer to his bagel boss, but that's not his name.

884
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:08,399
Speaker 1: It's just it's just the story of a undersized man,

885
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: a short man who it seems like I don't know.

886
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: At first, I was like, look, this dude is clearly

887
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: mentally ill, and we're all just like dunking on him

888
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: on Twitter and like this is just not worth it,

889
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: and it's it's probably like we there are better targets

890
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: to to be aiming at than like an in cell

891
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: losing it at a bagel store. Yeah, but I changed

892
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: my mind. Well, but he said, I was like, do

893
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: you think he's mentally He seemed like a dude who

894
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: is just not very kind. I think that is the

895
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: filter that you have to put it through now, or like,

896
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 1: the last thing that you want is to make fun

897
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: of a person who's mentally ill. But once it goes

898
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: through that filter, is this person mental ill? Then we

899
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: get to do what we're about to do, right right? Yeah,

900
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: So this this appears to be like not a one

901
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,720
Speaker 1: off thing. This appears to be sort of a trend.

902
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: This is his fucking thing. This, guys, we should talk

903
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 1: about what it is. So first of all, for people,

904
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 1: if you don't know, okay, just search bagel Boss brand.

905
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: And there's this guy who's basically like, I see you

906
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: guys making fun of me. You can't put that your

907
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: five feet on dating sites and they deny. He goes

908
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: on this rant about like how no one wants to

909
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: date him because he's five feet and then he's like

910
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: getting in the face of other patrons. When they're like, hey,

911
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 1: calm down, he goes, You're not my God, or my

912
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: father or my boss, which is the meme of the century.

913
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: That's the trendy. And then he some other guy goes, hey,

914
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. He goes, oh, what are you

915
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: gonna do, tough guy, and the dude pulls up and

916
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, what are you gonna attack me? Yes,

917
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 1: he basically just put him on the ground. And then

918
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: the video cuts off and then everyone's like, Okay, what

919
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: is going on with this dude because he was the

920
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: description of the video was apparently he was just coming

921
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: at all the women that were working in there and

922
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 1: also just having it out with a bunch of people.

923
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: The funny thing well, first, uh, just to look, we

924
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 1: were looking at his YouTube. He has a YouTube champing

925
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: with all kinds of dumb terrible ship Like there's ones

926
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: where he calls this woman like a ghetto hood rat.

927
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: This is when I started being like, this dude's kind

928
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 1: of just a fucking angry piece of ship. Then he

929
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 1: had another one. It's like there's another called like fucking

930
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: with Mike the Jew and he was just like antagonizing

931
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: this guy on the phone. I don't know that, like,

932
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 1: where the why there was the modifier of Mike the

933
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: Jew was in there. At one point throws yeah, like

934
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: a yamak on his head while was on a phone

935
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: call and just like thinks it's so fucking funny, and

936
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, this guy's a funk. He's an asshole. Um.

937
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: Then there's another one that's like fat fuck at bar

938
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: or something and just listen. So this is a theme

939
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: with this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're big talking on

940
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:51,720
Speaker 1: a right real, she's gonna make this ship up. You're

941
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: a you know what, all you girls go for the

942
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: big bullies. You know what thinks big tough guy Reagan

943
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: on me? Are you kidding me? Why would she make that?

944
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:06,720
Speaker 1: Shut up? Say what do you say? Get serious? Anybody

945
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: else want a rag on my height? She said, you

946
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:12,959
Speaker 1: off mouth? And she open his fucking mouth. Yeah that's

947
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: what she says. She said, she heard you say and

948
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 1: you said something. That goes on for like it's like

949
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: a three minute for four days. There's another fifteen minute

950
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: video where he keeps like coming up to this good

951
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, me fift Albert right. It's it seems

952
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 1: like he goes around just on the verge of losing

953
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: it because he suspects that everybody is secretly talking about

954
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: his height, and then when he gets any evidence about that,

955
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: Like that suggests that somebody is talking about his height.

956
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: It's like he just it sends him off. Yeah, I

957
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: mean I get it. Look, I know it. If you're

958
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: being teased for like your physical appearance, you fuckers were

959
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: talking about me, motherfucker. I mean, but like when I

960
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 1: look at it, like, yeah, he I think he's like,

961
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: there's another video that was taken down where he was

962
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: like yelling at these dudes at seven eleven because apparently

963
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: the video starts he goes, why did you ask me

964
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: my height? I'm trying to pay for my coffee because

965
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: he said he was four eleven five ft. So, I,

966
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: you know, I, on one hand, I feel for him

967
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: as somebody who's being teased for his physical appearance. Yeah,

968
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: that's the shitty part is that he's also a toxic man.

969
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: So he's ending getting he's ending up interacting with other

970
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: toxic people, and unfortunately the currency of these toxic people

971
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: is oh, you small man, you ain't shit, And in

972
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 1: his mind he probably it's like a fucking terrible feedback loop.

973
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: He's like, which is why you get the ship at

974
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,760
Speaker 1: the Bagel Boss store where suddenly it was about dating

975
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 1: profiles and all this other women, right, so is part

976
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: of that whole toxic masculinity thing where men feel they

977
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: are owed sex. So listen to So the Daily Mail

978
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: interviewed him. Oh, and they're like, what's going on? He

979
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: he has like a business that he owns with his

980
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:04,399
Speaker 1: dad or something. He's a he was divorced, has more children. Yes,

981
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,399
Speaker 1: he's a divorcee with no children. Uh, he says when

982
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: he's talking about like what happened in the store. First,

983
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: let me tell you. He says that he is the

984
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: Martin Luther King of short people because he wants a

985
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: quality for everyone except for ghettohood rats and Jews. Based

986
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: on how the titles of videos. There's another one there's

987
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: two Chinese people arguing and he called that video of

988
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: the Orient Express checks out very very Martin Luther, King

989
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: of you. Very okay, very I had a dream that

990
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 1: I was Yeah, so he says, it got to the

991
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: point where I had enough. The girls hate me, they

992
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 1: don't like me. That's fine. Now I have a mission.

993
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: I'm not stopping and the world is going to hear me.

994
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: I want a quality for everybody. Then he could say,

995
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: but in the same breath, the divorced cleaning company owner

996
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 1: who has no children, said he resented all women, branding

997
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: them gold diggers because they kept dumping him because of

998
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: his height. I'm not sure if you're a gold digger

999
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,919
Speaker 1: because you dumped anyway, don't worry, he said. I'm sick

1000
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: getting constantly lied to and used on dates and then

1001
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 1: they dumped me. They tell me I'm too short. They

1002
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 1: don't have a job or a job as good as mine,

1003
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 1: they don't have a car, they're more overweight, and they're

1004
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: judging me. Whatever happened to the love of the sixties,

1005
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: when people loved each other for themselves? Uh? Okay? And

1006
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: he just says, I'm not going to tolerate this anymore.

1007
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: Some of those girls found it funny. That's why I

1008
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 1: resentment towards women. I find them all to be stupid,

1009
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: gold digging liars. Got it? So someone in Luther King Jr.

1010
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: Like that eerie? Yeah, it is a I think some

1011
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: of that act. I can't even sit here. I'm freezing

1012
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 1: cold right now, but that's your body. Yeah, it's yeah.

1013
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: I think some of that, to be fair, was taken

1014
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 1: from I have a dream speech, but it's yeah, I

1015
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: have a dream. I'm sick of it all gold diggers,

1016
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: um dump me because I'm short that one day all children,

1017
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry he edited lot of that. Uh yeah, So

1018
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, do we need to be spending our

1019
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: time on this. Probably no. I think it was just

1020
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: one of those it's indicative of a it's symptomatic of

1021
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: a larger you know. Yeah, this is sort of I

1022
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: understand because again it's sort of hand in hand with oh,

1023
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 1: Jason Momo looks disgusting or that, or someone would be like, oh,

1024
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: he let himself go, like these are the fucking bizarre ideals.

1025
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 1: Physical ideals were dealing with much more intense for women

1026
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: than it is men. But then you get this guy

1027
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: who is basically bit he called him, so he's like,

1028
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna make fun of a midget. It's like, oh, okay,

1029
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: I mean he's got there's a lot going on with him.

1030
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: But that's where I'm like, I don't know how much

1031
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: I feel bad in the sense that he shouldn't be

1032
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: teased for all this other ship. But then you look

1033
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: at the other ship he does on his YouTube channel,

1034
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: like you could deal with it a little better. You're

1035
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 1: an angry person and you like to get upset you

1036
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 1: have definitely had he clearly had some angry issues and

1037
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 1: also like I'm not working with your toxic sense loving.

1038
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: And finally, we want to talk about the latest offering

1039
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 1: from Villa Italian Kitchen. Is that how we're pronouncing that

1040
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: or the let's go with Villa okay? Cool asked in

1041
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 1: Villa Um, I didn't know. I'm not familiar with this establishment.

1042
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: Have you been to a Villa Italian Kitchen? I don't believe.

1043
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 1: So they're they're they're spread out across the United States.

1044
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: There there's like two in l A. So you know,

1045
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: you'll have to forgive me for not having been to

1046
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: what seems like just a step maybe above or below

1047
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 1: SA I'm picturing. Yeah, um, And so they have introduced

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Speaker 1: an offering that's just all crust hell yeah, So you

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Speaker 1: can go to their them and order a little like

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Speaker 1: you know, like the little slice triangular slice containers that

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Speaker 1: but filled up with pieces of crust. And it does

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Speaker 1: look like they these are pieces of crust where the

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Speaker 1: pizza has been eaten off of it. I was about

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Speaker 1: to make that joke. Yeah, it it does look like that,

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Speaker 1: does Look at look at the picture, like there's got

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Speaker 1: the little cheese and like the red part like on

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Speaker 1: one side, which it's a very you know people like

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Speaker 1: my wife eats my crust something time. Yeah, and because

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Speaker 1: she likes it, or she has that kid habit of

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Speaker 1: being like, don't waste that food. No, she likes it,

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Speaker 1: like sometimes like because I'll eat, I'll get like more

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Speaker 1: pizza than her and then she'll be like, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'll take those cross that's a healthy marriage. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's a very intimate thing to do.

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Speaker 1: And then yeah, and then I mean they're just they're

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Speaker 1: clearly just taking this off of people's trays and putting it. Well,

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Speaker 1: here's it does, but it does look like that, like

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Speaker 1: that what was happening. There's like a separate trash can

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Speaker 1: for crusts because the crust can and then Tommy takes

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Speaker 1: out back and like gently cuffed cuts out the bite marks.

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Speaker 1: But the way they said it to the press, I said,

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Speaker 1: to make the crust, we use our handmade fresh though

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Speaker 1: to create the outline of our fame New Halton Pizza.

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Speaker 1: Our staff of crust experts delicately positioned splashes of sauce

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Speaker 1: and cheese around the outline, which is then baked to

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Speaker 1: its golden brown perfection. So they I think they're just

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Speaker 1: making rings of dough and then kind of sloppily just

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01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 1: giving you that effect of like arrant bits of mozzarella

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Speaker 1: and marinara sauce on there. But how fucking board can

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Speaker 1: you be to come up with that goddamn idea? Just crust? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: when you go to their website, the first thing they

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Speaker 1: also advertise on there is their gender revealed Lasagna. Yes,

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Speaker 1: gender reveal lasagna. Let me read you this fucking oh

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Speaker 1: this kid from the Villa Italian Kitchen Mozzarella sticks, divorced

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Speaker 1: party mozzarella. Oh my god, it says. When it comes

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Speaker 1: to announcing the gender of a new baby, Americans have

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Speaker 1: seen everything from pink and blue cakes, two balloons, to explosions,

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Speaker 1: well almost everything. Joining in the fray, we are thrilled

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Speaker 1: for the addition of an exciting new catering package to

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Speaker 1: our robust lineup of mouth watering manu items, The world's

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Speaker 1: first ever gender reveal lasagna available now. Uh. The gender

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Speaker 1: Revealed Lasagna catering package features one cheese lasagna with a

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Speaker 1: secret pink or blue interior, a tray of Villa Italian

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Speaker 1: Kitchens fame garlic rolls in the choice of either our

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Speaker 1: garden caesar or Greek salad covered in motor oil. For

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Speaker 1: just it pairs well with our child services ravioli. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the CPS just came calamari Um. Yeah, I don't know again,

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Speaker 1: fucking does anyone want to eat a fucking blue lasagna?

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Speaker 1: Pink is at least closer to tomato sauce right well yeah,

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Speaker 1: where they don't use tomatovoka saucers and pemonia. But the

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Speaker 1: my Italian co host, Mr Miles Gray, yes, of course. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I fly back to it. Thank you for sharing life experience.

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Speaker 1: I just call it knowledge. That's kind of wisdom, that's kind.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I think but yeah, blue is so off putting,

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01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 1: like blue is only acceptable as an ice cream to me,

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Speaker 1: I'll eat an ice blue ice cream or a beautiful

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Speaker 1: sky or a blueberry. I mean, like oberry ice cream.

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Speaker 1: And that's candy candy blue raspberry. Yeah, DULs says, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine with that, the candies being blue. Um oh, gatorade, yes,

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Speaker 1: cryptide rush cryptide yeah, yeah, cool blue. I believe it's

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Speaker 1: another blue cheese blue cheese cheese okay, yeah, just not

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Speaker 1: lsigns Yeah, you don't. Don't do things where you're interfering

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Speaker 1: with the natural order, like the colors, right, I mean

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Speaker 1: this is like, this is like St. Patrick's day, because

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Speaker 1: my people can't cook. They just like die different foods green,

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Speaker 1: and it's just like here, you know, you like normal spaghetti,

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01:04:56,240 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: but what about spaghetti that your brand into. Think it's rotten,

1118
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 1: just like the snake St. Patrick drove off, right, exactly. Yeah,

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01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 1: well you know that, like all these places have to innovate,

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Speaker 1: you know. And I guess they're saying, like there you

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Speaker 1: can get a box for like five bucks or something

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Speaker 1: of pizza. Pretty good, pretty good price. I mean for

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Speaker 1: sad breadsticks. Yeah, but I guess that's the difference. You

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Speaker 1: get the baked on cheese, and that kind of elevates it.

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Speaker 1: It's still no crazy bread. I've heard a phrase shooting

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Speaker 1: at the wrong basket, where like you do something just

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Speaker 1: like you put so much thought into something, so much work,

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Speaker 1: but it's just the wrong fucking thing. Yeah. You just

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Speaker 1: they did like a tomahawk between the legs, dunk on

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Speaker 1: the wrong their own basket. Yeah. They just focus that

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Speaker 1: energy somewhere else, right, Yeah, well, hey, I mean they

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Speaker 1: pancakes or breakfast. From what I was reading from one

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Speaker 1: of their last press statements, they had invested over a

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Speaker 1: three million dollar dollars to train these crust experts. Well,

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Speaker 1: well that's a union job, it isn't what Yeah, are

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Speaker 1: you check out the Walmart subreddit right now? It's wild? Well, no,

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01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 1: it is. It's it's very interesting. There's a whole controversy

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01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 1: because Walmart has been like policing their subreddit and finding

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01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 1: people who have like I did, like they said, I

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Speaker 1: work at this store whatever, and like one dude got

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01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 1: fired and like that said, like the whole Walmart subreddit

1142
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: is now like just getting there because their union busting. Yeah,

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01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 1: and they're just being like but it's all kinds of

1144
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: like union memes are coming in and it's kind of

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01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 1: funny to see people like in the comments be like yeah,

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01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 1: fuck interesting, workers should band together against these mighty Walton's huh. Anyways, Blake,

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Speaker 1: it's been a pleasure of having you find you follow

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Speaker 1: you at Blake Wexler on everything all right, And is

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Speaker 1: there a tweet you've been enjoying? There is um unknown

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Speaker 1: known hack Carl Tart. Yeah, man, I got you know

1151
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Speaker 1: hack um? He retweeted the sneaker account that said, uh,

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Speaker 1: it's um a pair of Timberland boots, but they're New

1153
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Speaker 1: York Knicks themed where they have like nixt logos all

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Speaker 1: over them, And Carl wrote, these boots. Just ordered a bacon,

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Speaker 1: egg and cheese and told me ship was real out here.

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Speaker 1: So those boots, by the way, sixty three dollars on sale. Wait,

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Speaker 1: Tim's for sixty three dollars, but they're Knicks themes. The yeah,

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Speaker 1: that brings your but the blank Tim's already could cost

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Speaker 1: more than That's what I'm saying. So you're seeing that

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01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 1: this should cost more as a business practice, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you're charging less than even your material costs, right right, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is one way to think of Right out of

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Speaker 1: the James Don't Wan playbook, Uh, we don't. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to edit that out. We don't get my whole

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Speaker 1: He's a talented musician, maybe the most talented. I challenged him,

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Speaker 1: j D and the straight shot to a Battle of

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Speaker 1: the bands. I think you canna say, to a game

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Speaker 1: of horseshoes, to a game of horseshoes track, where can

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Speaker 1: people find you? Arrested? Development Now I've really been, but

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Speaker 1: I am still thirsty. Um. You can find me on

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Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram at miles of Gray a tweet I

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Speaker 1: like a couple, one is actually a few. I got

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Speaker 1: a lot right now. Edgar mont Paz Here it's a

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Speaker 1: photo of a I think it's stephen A. Smith just

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Speaker 1: looking out a window, dejected with his arm on the

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Speaker 1: window land, just trying to think of his life. It says, mom.

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Speaker 1: You know it would make me happy, me seeing my

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Speaker 1: name on the credits of a TV show. Mom, grandkids,

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Speaker 1: do you remember that story A huge bird or like

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Speaker 1: a hawk or something flew through stephen A Smith's window,

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Speaker 1: like broke through the glass and died like when he

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Speaker 1: wasn't there, like there was this boy had like shut

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Speaker 1: down that wing of ESPN for a while because just

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Speaker 1: this enormous bird of prey like just flew through his

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Speaker 1: windows like an levin stephen A Smith. Yes, exactly, it

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Speaker 1: was in Atlanta hawk. Hey, all right, it was Stacy.

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Speaker 1: He's probably talked on that organization. Might imagine another one

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Speaker 1: from Chris Crofton at Crofton Show, The Crofton Show All Caps.

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Speaker 1: Another one from Todd Levin had Todd Levin, okay, big

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Speaker 1: little lies. The second grader enjoying her seventies themed birthday

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Speaker 1: party was hard to swallow. But now you have an

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Speaker 1: elementary school bully telling two kids to beat it. Photo

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Speaker 1: of your writer's room please. I had that same like

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Speaker 1: when they were doing the seventies disco party. I was like, wait,

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Speaker 1: who is this? Like it's the kid's birthday. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a great vibe, like who what the kid

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Speaker 1: remembers disco? Bankrupt family move? Yeah? Sure I want to.

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Speaker 1: I want to give it a whole studio fifty four vibe. Mom,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking your seven remember that? How do you know

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Speaker 1: what that is? You were born in? Like literally, uh,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah. Best tweet of the past forty

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Speaker 1: eight hours from former guest Marcella Arguao, who responded to

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Speaker 1: Dusty Smith, who was tweeting the Jason Momoa is getting

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Speaker 1: body shamed on the internet today for his picture of

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Speaker 1: him on vacation because he's quote fat now and has

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Speaker 1: a quote dad bud And she said, is it a

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Speaker 1: quote dad body? Because I still want to suck the

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Speaker 1: kids out of him. I like how you're struggling even

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Speaker 1: being back anyone else, and Patrick Monahan tweeted, can't be

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Speaker 1: many more satis find things to say? Then you should

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Speaker 1: have killed me when you had the chance, and Andy

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Speaker 1: Richter said, I say it every time I step up

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Speaker 1: our episodes and our footnote where we link off the

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Speaker 1: information that we talked about in today's episode, as well

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Speaker 1: as the song we ride out on miles? What song

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Speaker 1: where you gonna ride into the weekend? On into the weekend?

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Speaker 1: Oh damn? Okay, that's tight. Let's do a track by

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Speaker 1: Mabbie It called one foot you know, just yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a little just a little hip hop thinking about

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Speaker 1: what just one foot after the other, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Okay, just keeping it real a lesson to

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Speaker 1: live by, it really is. And especially we're living in

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Speaker 1: an arrow where there are violent metal straws about wherever

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Speaker 1: you turn, so please be careful where your feet are,

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Speaker 1: metal extract. Everyone should just use hover rounds of around

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Speaker 1: season ninety. In the fucking books, you motherfucker said we

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Speaker 1: at us now, have a great weekend. We'll be back

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