1 00:00:08,245 --> 00:00:13,605 Speaker 1: School of Humans. Hello, Welcome to another episode of Cadaver 2 00:00:13,725 --> 00:00:16,405 Speaker 1: Gal's the show where we talk about the many ways 3 00:00:16,445 --> 00:00:19,485 Speaker 1: people have died throughout history to cope with our own mortality. 4 00:00:20,285 --> 00:00:23,325 Speaker 1: I'm your host, Gabby, along with Taylor and Nika. Say 5 00:00:23,405 --> 00:00:26,965 Speaker 1: hi guy, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello God. Here we are. 6 00:00:27,725 --> 00:00:30,485 Speaker 1: Before we start today, we've decided to slightly reformat the 7 00:00:30,485 --> 00:00:32,965 Speaker 1: show where we're going to be only doing two stories 8 00:00:32,965 --> 00:00:35,245 Speaker 1: per episode, but we're going to go into a little 9 00:00:35,245 --> 00:00:38,525 Speaker 1: bit more depth and detail for each one, and we're 10 00:00:38,565 --> 00:00:41,085 Speaker 1: also going to start ending with some survivalist tips and 11 00:00:41,245 --> 00:00:43,885 Speaker 1: how helpful so that we can all continue our journey 12 00:00:44,685 --> 00:00:48,605 Speaker 1: into life. You never know when you accidentally kill your husband, 13 00:00:48,685 --> 00:00:51,285 Speaker 1: what do you do? What do you do? I'll tell 14 00:00:51,325 --> 00:00:54,925 Speaker 1: you We're gonna help you survive this new year. We'll see, 15 00:00:55,045 --> 00:00:57,885 Speaker 1: we'll see. It's a new year, it's a new format, 16 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:00,645 Speaker 1: and it's the same old pain that we're all in. 17 00:01:01,965 --> 00:01:03,885 Speaker 1: So on today's show, we're going to hear about the 18 00:01:04,005 --> 00:01:07,685 Speaker 1: dramatic demise of Emperor as Fausta in three twenty six, 19 00:01:07,765 --> 00:01:11,365 Speaker 1: a d in the Roman Empire, and we're also going 20 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,645 Speaker 1: to hear about one woman's experience waking up at her 21 00:01:14,685 --> 00:01:17,205 Speaker 1: own funeral, and as always, we have some trigger and 22 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:22,365 Speaker 1: content warnings. In this episode, we'll be talking about death obviously, autopsy's, abortions, 23 00:01:22,405 --> 00:01:26,045 Speaker 1: being buried alive, and maybe some torture thrown into. So 24 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:29,045 Speaker 1: it's gonna be a fun episode of Cadaver Gals. So again, 25 00:01:29,085 --> 00:01:48,485 Speaker 1: thank you for coming on our journey and listening. Okay, 26 00:01:48,805 --> 00:01:54,085 Speaker 1: So Nika tell us about this fierce queen, Empress Fausta 27 00:01:54,165 --> 00:01:58,685 Speaker 1: and her death. Yeah, yeah, what's up with her? Who 28 00:01:58,805 --> 00:02:02,045 Speaker 1: is she? Well? I've always wanted to be like a 29 00:02:02,045 --> 00:02:04,245 Speaker 1: goddess or a queen of some sort. That's just like 30 00:02:04,445 --> 00:02:06,365 Speaker 1: being something in my heart. And I feel like I 31 00:02:06,405 --> 00:02:09,605 Speaker 1: could have done really well during that time being that, 32 00:02:10,285 --> 00:02:12,885 Speaker 1: so too, I agree with that. Oh, thank you. The 33 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:15,605 Speaker 1: year three hundred, You're like that was gonna be my 34 00:02:15,725 --> 00:02:20,365 Speaker 1: year year? Knew me the year three hundred. I mean, 35 00:02:21,205 --> 00:02:23,485 Speaker 1: I just feel I just feel like I, as a 36 00:02:23,525 --> 00:02:27,605 Speaker 1: person want to be in a toga being fed grapes 37 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:31,245 Speaker 1: and like admired and adore, Like that's just what I 38 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:34,845 Speaker 1: would like. So I'm very interested in ancient Rome, ancient Greeks, 39 00:02:34,885 --> 00:02:38,205 Speaker 1: Asian history in general, specifically empresses and queens and women, 40 00:02:38,805 --> 00:02:43,405 Speaker 1: and so this is about Flavia Maxima Fausta, who was 41 00:02:43,485 --> 00:02:46,405 Speaker 1: a Roman empress in the fourth century. So she was 42 00:02:46,445 --> 00:02:49,885 Speaker 1: born in two hundred and eighty nine a d. And 43 00:02:50,245 --> 00:02:53,565 Speaker 1: she was married off by her father, who was an 44 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:57,925 Speaker 1: emperor empera Maximion, at eighteen years old, to Constantine the First, 45 00:02:58,205 --> 00:03:01,725 Speaker 1: who was thirty five at the time. Each difference eighteen 46 00:03:01,845 --> 00:03:06,165 Speaker 1: does seem like fairly respectable comparatively. She wasn't like, oh, 47 00:03:06,205 --> 00:03:10,645 Speaker 1: yeahs or twelve. Why was he so old then, um, 48 00:03:10,685 --> 00:03:13,645 Speaker 1: because this is actually his second wife. And it was 49 00:03:13,805 --> 00:03:17,205 Speaker 1: a yeah, it was a marriage to steal control of 50 00:03:17,205 --> 00:03:19,805 Speaker 1: the tetrachy, which was basically the system of the government 51 00:03:19,805 --> 00:03:21,845 Speaker 1: at the time, where they had like two senior emperors, 52 00:03:21,885 --> 00:03:24,525 Speaker 1: one of them being Maximian, and then two junior emperors, 53 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:27,125 Speaker 1: one of them being Constantine the First. So they married 54 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,165 Speaker 1: them asked kind of like to steal the deal, but 55 00:03:29,565 --> 00:03:32,085 Speaker 1: they actually ended up being really good at being married 56 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:35,725 Speaker 1: to each other. He liked her at first and that 57 00:03:35,845 --> 00:03:37,965 Speaker 1: was did a good job so much that he left 58 00:03:38,005 --> 00:03:41,005 Speaker 1: his first wife for her, So yeah, they were happy. 59 00:03:41,085 --> 00:03:44,085 Speaker 1: She was loyal. She even proved her loyal to him 60 00:03:44,205 --> 00:03:47,005 Speaker 1: when she found out that her dad, Maximian the Emperor, 61 00:03:47,365 --> 00:03:50,525 Speaker 1: was hatching a plot against her husband, Constantine the First, 62 00:03:50,765 --> 00:03:52,885 Speaker 1: and so she told her husband. Hebe like, my dad's 63 00:03:52,885 --> 00:03:55,525 Speaker 1: trying to kill you, and her husband was like, oh, 64 00:03:55,565 --> 00:04:01,605 Speaker 1: bib thinks. And and then Constantine the First basically came 65 00:04:01,685 --> 00:04:04,005 Speaker 1: up to Maximian and was like, I think you should 66 00:04:04,045 --> 00:04:07,765 Speaker 1: kill yourself, and Maximian was like, you're right, and then 67 00:04:07,845 --> 00:04:11,005 Speaker 1: did so in three ten a d. I think that's 68 00:04:11,005 --> 00:04:15,805 Speaker 1: exactly how the conversation went like, and he's like, cuckoo cooo, 69 00:04:15,885 --> 00:04:18,725 Speaker 1: good idea, good idea. You're right, that's a great idea. 70 00:04:18,805 --> 00:04:22,565 Speaker 1: I'll just kill myself. Yeah, exactly. So really interesting family 71 00:04:22,645 --> 00:04:25,205 Speaker 1: dynamic going on here. But this is just to say 72 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:27,685 Speaker 1: that they had a really good relationship for some time 73 00:04:28,165 --> 00:04:30,885 Speaker 1: and then I had each other's backs. At least they did. 74 00:04:30,885 --> 00:04:33,965 Speaker 1: They had each other's backs because people be backstabbing back then, 75 00:04:34,165 --> 00:04:37,765 Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, they were literally like stabbing people in 76 00:04:37,805 --> 00:04:40,565 Speaker 1: the back, literally stab all over. They just love doing 77 00:04:40,605 --> 00:04:43,685 Speaker 1: that literally. So something we need to know about Constantine 78 00:04:43,725 --> 00:04:47,205 Speaker 1: the First is that he had an illegitimate son. His 79 00:04:47,325 --> 00:04:49,525 Speaker 1: name was Christmas, which is just such a fun name 80 00:04:49,885 --> 00:04:51,965 Speaker 1: that he had with his first wife. His first wife 81 00:04:52,045 --> 00:04:55,685 Speaker 1: was a concubine, so technically because it wasn't a royal marriage, 82 00:04:55,885 --> 00:05:00,085 Speaker 1: that's considered an illegitimate son essentially. Sorry, No, I just 83 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,885 Speaker 1: think it's really interesting that, like you can have a 84 00:05:01,965 --> 00:05:04,165 Speaker 1: child and it's like that's not a legit child. Like 85 00:05:04,325 --> 00:05:07,165 Speaker 1: no ones, you know, he didn't have the street cred, 86 00:05:07,445 --> 00:05:11,965 Speaker 1: so um Crispus, even though he was illegitimate, people actually 87 00:05:12,005 --> 00:05:14,485 Speaker 1: loved him. He ended up being doing really good at 88 00:05:14,525 --> 00:05:18,965 Speaker 1: war at the wars back then. He was good at war. 89 00:05:19,325 --> 00:05:22,045 Speaker 1: He was strategic and powerful and successful, and people actually 90 00:05:22,085 --> 00:05:24,365 Speaker 1: ended up really liking him, and his dad was very 91 00:05:24,405 --> 00:05:26,725 Speaker 1: fond of him. Like it was written that that is 92 00:05:26,725 --> 00:05:29,045 Speaker 1: what was happening. It wasn't like some oh no, my 93 00:05:29,685 --> 00:05:32,885 Speaker 1: terrible Quasimoto's son fuck off, Like that's not what happened. 94 00:05:33,925 --> 00:05:37,045 Speaker 1: So suddenly this so this is just strange that suddenly 95 00:05:37,525 --> 00:05:39,485 Speaker 1: in three hundred and twenty six eight D he was 96 00:05:39,525 --> 00:05:42,525 Speaker 1: twenty one at the time, he and Empress Fausta were 97 00:05:42,645 --> 00:05:46,485 Speaker 1: killed by constancing. The first Crispus was poisoned in a 98 00:05:46,525 --> 00:05:50,445 Speaker 1: town far away from Rome called Pola, and Empress Fausta 99 00:05:50,645 --> 00:05:55,005 Speaker 1: was actually boiled to death. Oh no, how old was 100 00:05:55,045 --> 00:05:58,725 Speaker 1: she at the time, thirty six? So what happened. Why 101 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:02,005 Speaker 1: were they both killed? Well, some song was going on 102 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:08,805 Speaker 1: between them, I know, you know, was exactly, So a 103 00:06:08,885 --> 00:06:11,605 Speaker 1: couple of things. Both of those ways are very weird 104 00:06:11,645 --> 00:06:15,045 Speaker 1: ways of dying. Back then, boiling to death wasn't really 105 00:06:15,045 --> 00:06:18,685 Speaker 1: a torture method during Constantine the first rain, boiling to 106 00:06:18,765 --> 00:06:22,005 Speaker 1: death in oil was a method Emperor Nero used, but 107 00:06:22,045 --> 00:06:25,125 Speaker 1: that was back in like the early decades, like forties 108 00:06:25,205 --> 00:06:28,045 Speaker 1: or fifties a d boiling to death was not a thing. 109 00:06:28,165 --> 00:06:31,445 Speaker 1: And also she was killed in a bathroom, which again 110 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:35,325 Speaker 1: that doesn't signify torture. Also, Crispus's death was kind of 111 00:06:35,365 --> 00:06:38,525 Speaker 1: strange because it was out in like middle of nowhere, 112 00:06:38,685 --> 00:06:41,845 Speaker 1: far away from Rome, and we don't know if he 113 00:06:41,925 --> 00:06:45,205 Speaker 1: was like it was suicide, or if he was poisoned 114 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,085 Speaker 1: by someone, if he was on his way to exile, 115 00:06:47,485 --> 00:06:51,245 Speaker 1: like there's a lot of let happened, But historians surmise, 116 00:06:51,605 --> 00:06:54,645 Speaker 1: here's where it goes. He and Fausta had a thing 117 00:06:55,325 --> 00:06:59,565 Speaker 1: because the only other time the Constantine condemned someone to 118 00:06:59,605 --> 00:07:01,685 Speaker 1: exile and over there to pull out to that town 119 00:07:01,805 --> 00:07:06,645 Speaker 1: was for infidelity, So it's and also he and Fausta, 120 00:07:06,845 --> 00:07:10,045 Speaker 1: he being Chrispas were sentenced to dim nay show memoria, 121 00:07:10,485 --> 00:07:14,045 Speaker 1: which is the worst possible sentence in ancient Roman history, 122 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:16,885 Speaker 1: which is basically, your name is carved off of literally everything. 123 00:07:17,485 --> 00:07:21,325 Speaker 1: Constantine the first tried to erase all traces of them existing. 124 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:25,325 Speaker 1: They were chiseled off of little monuments, they were taken 125 00:07:25,325 --> 00:07:28,125 Speaker 1: off books, they were taken off like scribes. Like. It 126 00:07:28,205 --> 00:07:30,285 Speaker 1: was just a really hard thing to do back then. 127 00:07:30,525 --> 00:07:33,285 Speaker 1: So it was only done when people were found in 128 00:07:33,605 --> 00:07:39,325 Speaker 1: very unforgivable positions, like now we just delete their numbers, 129 00:07:39,485 --> 00:07:41,845 Speaker 1: block them on social media. But then they had to 130 00:07:41,925 --> 00:07:45,445 Speaker 1: like go and there was like more manual labor involved 131 00:07:45,445 --> 00:07:48,605 Speaker 1: with that. Absolutely, they had to like unchiseled rocks. Do 132 00:07:48,645 --> 00:07:50,165 Speaker 1: you know how long it takes a chisel a rock? 133 00:07:50,365 --> 00:07:52,445 Speaker 1: I don't, actually, because I've never done it. Probably a 134 00:07:52,485 --> 00:07:55,445 Speaker 1: long time, you know, And I just I mean that's why, 135 00:07:55,485 --> 00:07:58,045 Speaker 1: like I a few years ago had to stop making 136 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:01,285 Speaker 1: statues of all of my lovers because it became too 137 00:08:01,885 --> 00:08:06,805 Speaker 1: irritating to erase that. That sounds really dreamy. I want 138 00:08:06,845 --> 00:08:08,805 Speaker 1: you to make a statue of me. What might have 139 00:08:08,925 --> 00:08:13,325 Speaker 1: to do? Okay, just my dreams of wanting to be 140 00:08:13,365 --> 00:08:17,925 Speaker 1: a goddess. Fine, anyway, so obviously because they were condemned 141 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:21,525 Speaker 1: to this, something really bad must have happened, and multiple 142 00:08:22,205 --> 00:08:24,885 Speaker 1: ancient Roman historians, although they were a little prone to 143 00:08:24,885 --> 00:08:28,805 Speaker 1: be dramatic, the story runs true. The story runs true 144 00:08:29,045 --> 00:08:33,205 Speaker 1: that he and Fausta had a thing. Okay, Now, Constantine 145 00:08:33,205 --> 00:08:36,005 Speaker 1: the First never actually gave an official explanation to what happened, 146 00:08:36,005 --> 00:08:39,725 Speaker 1: because Constantine the First was the first Christian Ancient Roman emperor, 147 00:08:40,045 --> 00:08:45,085 Speaker 1: so him being caught in anything like this is just problematic. Understandably, 148 00:08:45,365 --> 00:08:47,925 Speaker 1: not much has changed, so we don't know a lot. 149 00:08:47,925 --> 00:08:50,765 Speaker 1: But here's a couple of theories. So one is that 150 00:08:50,885 --> 00:08:56,005 Speaker 1: Fausta actually tricked Constantine the First into killing Crispus because 151 00:08:56,085 --> 00:08:59,165 Speaker 1: Crispus was going to be the heir of the ancient 152 00:08:59,245 --> 00:09:04,845 Speaker 1: Roman empire that Constantine was controlling. Fausta gave Constantine three 153 00:09:04,925 --> 00:09:07,885 Speaker 1: sons and two two daughters, so she had her sons 154 00:09:07,925 --> 00:09:09,685 Speaker 1: to look out for, and she wanted them to be 155 00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:14,005 Speaker 1: heirs obviously exactly, so it seems like one theory is 156 00:09:14,045 --> 00:09:17,845 Speaker 1: that she convinced Constantine the First to kill off Christmas 157 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:21,205 Speaker 1: by saying that Christmas raped her, and then Constantine the 158 00:09:21,245 --> 00:09:24,965 Speaker 1: First obviously killed him off, and then Helena, his mother 159 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:29,885 Speaker 1: was like, why did you kill off my grandson? That's terrible. Also, 160 00:09:30,045 --> 00:09:34,445 Speaker 1: she tricked you and then he killed her. But there 161 00:09:34,485 --> 00:09:36,965 Speaker 1: are a couple of things that don't line up with 162 00:09:37,085 --> 00:09:42,245 Speaker 1: that theory, particularly the exile and the way that Fausta 163 00:09:42,325 --> 00:09:44,325 Speaker 1: died is just very strange. So then I read this 164 00:09:44,365 --> 00:09:48,765 Speaker 1: Cambridge paper, which actually gives a much more interesting and 165 00:09:49,085 --> 00:09:52,525 Speaker 1: kind of historically correct explanation, but it's a little bit bananas. 166 00:09:52,565 --> 00:09:54,525 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna take you on a journey. I just 167 00:09:54,565 --> 00:09:57,365 Speaker 1: love it when people just can't get over deaths from 168 00:09:57,445 --> 00:10:02,405 Speaker 1: like forever ago. They just like, really, it just entertains me. 169 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:06,525 Speaker 1: You know, you're talking about us, will you say that? Also, 170 00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:10,605 Speaker 1: I think this also proves that Constantine did a bad 171 00:10:10,725 --> 00:10:15,085 Speaker 1: job of erasing them, so yeah, come on, man, I 172 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:18,885 Speaker 1: am Greek. Can never actually erase your past. Oh wow, 173 00:10:19,165 --> 00:10:22,885 Speaker 1: that's a game real deep. I'm really grateful for all 174 00:10:22,885 --> 00:10:25,485 Speaker 1: the ancient Roman historians that were here for the Tea, 175 00:10:25,605 --> 00:10:28,085 Speaker 1: specifically the Pagans, because the Pagans were the ones that 176 00:10:28,165 --> 00:10:30,565 Speaker 1: wanted to actually get the real story out. The Christians 177 00:10:30,565 --> 00:10:34,045 Speaker 1: were like, nothing happened, it was fine. The Pagans are like, listen, 178 00:10:34,565 --> 00:10:36,885 Speaker 1: they were fucking I don't know how to tell you. 179 00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:43,645 Speaker 1: So back then, baths were kind of known to be 180 00:10:43,925 --> 00:10:46,405 Speaker 1: more than just like, oh, let's get clean. Cleanliness was 181 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,445 Speaker 1: actually not that big of a deal. Back then, they 182 00:10:48,445 --> 00:10:51,725 Speaker 1: were also seen as medical treatments, and this second century 183 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:56,525 Speaker 1: physician called Serenus recommended that hot baths be used to 184 00:10:56,645 --> 00:11:01,765 Speaker 1: induce abortions and to expel the contents of the vagina. Now, 185 00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:05,925 Speaker 1: we know that doesn't necessarily work, obviously, but they didn't 186 00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:08,805 Speaker 1: know that back then. They thought that cold water would 187 00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:12,565 Speaker 1: close a vagina and hot water would open it, just 188 00:11:12,685 --> 00:11:18,565 Speaker 1: like your pores. The vaginas one big port. Oh no, 189 00:11:18,685 --> 00:11:22,805 Speaker 1: I don't like that imagery as much, sorry, So he 190 00:11:22,845 --> 00:11:27,525 Speaker 1: recommended that a lot of people tried those methods. There 191 00:11:27,525 --> 00:11:31,445 Speaker 1: were also worse methods of abortion that involved big kind 192 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:37,485 Speaker 1: of tongue like metal skewer things that they use to 193 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:42,565 Speaker 1: open up the canal and pull the fetus out. They 194 00:11:42,605 --> 00:11:45,605 Speaker 1: were also herbs. They also said one time that if 195 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,285 Speaker 1: you jumped and kicked your buttocks you would get rid 196 00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:51,005 Speaker 1: of the baby. So a lot of different abortion methods 197 00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:53,685 Speaker 1: were going on back then, but hot water was apparently 198 00:11:53,685 --> 00:11:56,285 Speaker 1: a thing now. The way the Fausta died an overheated 199 00:11:56,325 --> 00:11:58,965 Speaker 1: bath kind of goes along the lines of an abortion, 200 00:11:59,645 --> 00:12:02,565 Speaker 1: but abortions were very deadly back then. They were like 201 00:12:02,605 --> 00:12:04,645 Speaker 1: not safe at all, and because they were not safe 202 00:12:04,685 --> 00:12:07,125 Speaker 1: at all, it kind of was considered a suicide at 203 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:10,445 Speaker 1: that point. And many unwanted pregnancies. They never actually try 204 00:12:10,525 --> 00:12:13,645 Speaker 1: to get aboarded. They just would do this thing called 205 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:20,845 Speaker 1: abandoning children they called tossing. I mean literally, they would 206 00:12:21,045 --> 00:12:23,805 Speaker 1: have the baby because apparently it was easier to have 207 00:12:23,885 --> 00:12:25,605 Speaker 1: it than than to try to get rid of it 208 00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:30,925 Speaker 1: and then leave the baby out on the street and 209 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,325 Speaker 1: just let it fend for itself, which how much can 210 00:12:34,365 --> 00:12:38,725 Speaker 1: a newborn fend for itself exactly? I'm just imagining a 211 00:12:38,765 --> 00:12:40,925 Speaker 1: newborn just like in a little suit with a cane, 212 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:43,125 Speaker 1: being like, you know, it's hard out here on the streets, 213 00:12:43,205 --> 00:12:45,885 Speaker 1: you know. I mean, I feel like the Romans are 214 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,285 Speaker 1: known for like their birth control, but at the same 215 00:12:48,325 --> 00:12:51,765 Speaker 1: time they would do things like like they had condoms 216 00:12:51,765 --> 00:12:54,005 Speaker 1: and stuff. But then they also would do things like 217 00:12:54,485 --> 00:12:58,685 Speaker 1: glue or attached like fox genitals to their foreheads and 218 00:12:58,725 --> 00:13:02,405 Speaker 1: that would like board off pregnancy or something. So love 219 00:13:02,525 --> 00:13:04,885 Speaker 1: that that's cute, that's a that's a great image that 220 00:13:05,005 --> 00:13:07,925 Speaker 1: shout out first, furry, Why do I always bring up furies? 221 00:13:09,605 --> 00:13:11,245 Speaker 1: They're like, hang on, beer it back, I gotta go 222 00:13:11,285 --> 00:13:13,605 Speaker 1: catch a fox. Yea what Taylor mentioned this to me 223 00:13:13,645 --> 00:13:18,005 Speaker 1: on a call recently. Viewers not viewers, no, no, you 224 00:13:18,045 --> 00:13:20,485 Speaker 1: mentioned that herb, and so I looked it up because 225 00:13:20,885 --> 00:13:23,245 Speaker 1: Romans did have some birth control methods and the herb 226 00:13:23,565 --> 00:13:27,165 Speaker 1: it was an herb called sylfium, and sadly it's now 227 00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:30,565 Speaker 1: extinct because the Romans were too horny and I used 228 00:13:30,605 --> 00:13:32,325 Speaker 1: it all the time. But basically that RB was so 229 00:13:32,365 --> 00:13:34,885 Speaker 1: powerful that it would immediately induce menstruation and so it 230 00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:38,565 Speaker 1: would be like an abortion like Plan B. Yeah, exactly 231 00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:40,445 Speaker 1: like a Plan B basically, but it was also used 232 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,365 Speaker 1: like monthly. You would have like a pea sized amount 233 00:13:42,365 --> 00:13:44,525 Speaker 1: of this herb once a month, and it was like 234 00:13:44,765 --> 00:13:47,405 Speaker 1: really good at preventing pregnancy essentially, which like I wish 235 00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:50,925 Speaker 1: we had that now, but the Romans were greedy and 236 00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:53,325 Speaker 1: just took all of it. And then it's actually funny 237 00:13:53,405 --> 00:13:55,965 Speaker 1: the emperor that I mentioned before, the one who would 238 00:13:55,965 --> 00:14:00,045 Speaker 1: boil Christians in hot oil nero, he was the last. 239 00:14:00,085 --> 00:14:04,085 Speaker 1: He had the last ever herb because obviously one extinct 240 00:14:04,525 --> 00:14:06,445 Speaker 1: and Plan e the l gave it to him, who 241 00:14:06,525 --> 00:14:09,965 Speaker 1: he was like a scribe, and Nero immediately ate it 242 00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:13,485 Speaker 1: like the last one rude, oh my god, like here 243 00:14:13,605 --> 00:14:16,845 Speaker 1: is the last perfect herb of this and then just 244 00:14:16,845 --> 00:14:19,325 Speaker 1: put in his mouth he wasn't even a girl. Why 245 00:14:19,445 --> 00:14:22,565 Speaker 1: he didn't even need it. Yeah. I mean with Nero, though, 246 00:14:22,565 --> 00:14:25,165 Speaker 1: we can't go back and ask him his intention necessarily, 247 00:14:25,205 --> 00:14:26,685 Speaker 1: but you know what, if he was trying to do 248 00:14:26,805 --> 00:14:29,725 Speaker 1: male birth control, you know that's he's setting a really 249 00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:33,245 Speaker 1: great example. Okay, I don't try to paint Nero as 250 00:14:33,325 --> 00:14:37,365 Speaker 1: some progressive king, because I know he was not. Wasn't 251 00:14:37,365 --> 00:14:39,845 Speaker 1: he known as like he was like the most vicious 252 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:43,685 Speaker 1: of the emperors, But you know, I literally like, yeah, yeah, 253 00:14:43,725 --> 00:14:48,405 Speaker 1: he like slaughtered like many people, mostly Christians, because they 254 00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:50,925 Speaker 1: were trying to get Christianity in there. I don't know, 255 00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:53,805 Speaker 1: I guess I guess he saw something in that anyway. 256 00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:57,125 Speaker 1: But now now he's the poster child of male birth 257 00:14:57,165 --> 00:15:04,205 Speaker 1: control in my book, exactly liberal king. Um anyway, No, 258 00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:06,325 Speaker 1: but so so they were pretty deadly back then, like 259 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,725 Speaker 1: they didn't happen. People would just abandon their kids. However, 260 00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:11,525 Speaker 1: Fausta couldn't abandon a kid because what if the kid 261 00:15:11,525 --> 00:15:14,565 Speaker 1: comes back and is like, hey, I'm a royal, and 262 00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:17,725 Speaker 1: then that puts shame upon their families and stuff. So 263 00:15:17,885 --> 00:15:22,525 Speaker 1: this historian from Cambridge surmises that Constantine the First found 264 00:15:22,525 --> 00:15:26,645 Speaker 1: out about the affair via Fausta getting pregnant, showing that 265 00:15:26,685 --> 00:15:29,285 Speaker 1: she was pregnant, and Constantine the First was outdoing wars 266 00:15:29,365 --> 00:15:32,285 Speaker 1: or whatever, and then he was like, you need to 267 00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:36,805 Speaker 1: get rid of that baby. Immediately exiled his son and 268 00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:40,405 Speaker 1: sent him off to this far away land, and then 269 00:15:40,685 --> 00:15:43,765 Speaker 1: asked his mother, Helena, because Helena always appears in the 270 00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:48,845 Speaker 1: stories to force an abortion on this woman, the empress 271 00:15:49,405 --> 00:15:54,045 Speaker 1: that eventually killed her by overheating in the bath. Wow, 272 00:15:54,485 --> 00:15:57,005 Speaker 1: I feel like this is juicier than Romeo and Juliet. 273 00:15:57,085 --> 00:16:00,765 Speaker 1: You know, it's like some star cross lovers. Also, the 274 00:16:00,805 --> 00:16:09,645 Speaker 1: beginning of you know, step mom stepson relations, the origins that. Yeah, 275 00:16:09,805 --> 00:16:13,365 Speaker 1: while Nika, now that we're all revisionist historians, you know, 276 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:16,725 Speaker 1: what is kind of your preferred way of looking back 277 00:16:16,765 --> 00:16:21,565 Speaker 1: at this history. Listen, I'm all for a weird family dynamic. 278 00:16:21,925 --> 00:16:24,205 Speaker 1: So I just kind of love it. I'm kind of 279 00:16:24,245 --> 00:16:27,325 Speaker 1: living through it a little bit. You know. I also 280 00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:29,405 Speaker 1: think it's kind of i don't know, it's just fun 281 00:16:29,445 --> 00:16:32,805 Speaker 1: and flirty. It's hot, she like, I mean it was hot. 282 00:16:33,045 --> 00:16:35,845 Speaker 1: That's how she died. It was not and that's how 283 00:16:35,925 --> 00:16:39,005 Speaker 1: she died. No, it's terrible, it's really it's really really sad. 284 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:44,205 Speaker 1: And but like women back then were pawns for these kings, right, 285 00:16:44,245 --> 00:16:46,965 Speaker 1: like they were literally were just given as ways to 286 00:16:47,725 --> 00:16:51,925 Speaker 1: form alliances or whatever. So I think she did really 287 00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:53,885 Speaker 1: well for the amount of time that she ruled and 288 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:56,005 Speaker 1: for the amount of time that she was alive, because 289 00:16:56,045 --> 00:16:58,525 Speaker 1: thirty six was a good amount of time to be 290 00:16:58,565 --> 00:17:02,485 Speaker 1: alive back then. Congratston, and she had a Jerry Actor pregnancy. 291 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:09,365 Speaker 1: Good for her, Yeah, honestly, for real, good for her. Okay, Nika, 292 00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:11,965 Speaker 1: that was an excellent story. Thank you so much for 293 00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:17,885 Speaker 1: telling us about this badass impress. And this is cadaver 294 00:17:18,005 --> 00:17:24,845 Speaker 1: Gause and we'll be right back. Okay, we're back. It's 295 00:17:24,885 --> 00:17:29,885 Speaker 1: cadaver Gause. And Nika was telling us about hashtag girl 296 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:36,605 Speaker 1: Boss Impress Fausta and her quite horrific demise there in 297 00:17:36,645 --> 00:17:39,645 Speaker 1: the hot bath, and so that got us to thinking about, like, 298 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:43,485 Speaker 1: you know, what actually happens when you are boiled alive, 299 00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,285 Speaker 1: and it seems that being boiled alive. Obviously that was 300 00:17:46,325 --> 00:17:49,205 Speaker 1: like Emperor Nero's type thing. That's something he liked to do. 301 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,605 Speaker 1: And then it seems like in history, I mean it's not, 302 00:17:51,645 --> 00:17:54,845 Speaker 1: it hasn't been like that common of an execution style. 303 00:17:54,925 --> 00:17:58,645 Speaker 1: But in the sixteenth century with you know, our favorite 304 00:17:58,765 --> 00:18:00,965 Speaker 1: king Henry the Eighth who killed all of his wives, 305 00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:04,845 Speaker 1: he actually during his reign he did make boiling people 306 00:18:04,845 --> 00:18:08,085 Speaker 1: alive account capital punishment that was used for usually like 307 00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:12,165 Speaker 1: thieves or people who poison to other people. So you know, 308 00:18:12,285 --> 00:18:16,485 Speaker 1: he seemed like a cool dude doing that. And there's 309 00:18:16,485 --> 00:18:18,645 Speaker 1: been cases like kind of more recently of people being 310 00:18:18,645 --> 00:18:21,885 Speaker 1: boiled alive lah that is like people accidentally falling into 311 00:18:21,925 --> 00:18:26,125 Speaker 1: a hot spring, or people roasting in their tubs, you know, 312 00:18:26,165 --> 00:18:28,365 Speaker 1: getting a little drunk or high and then fallen asleep 313 00:18:28,405 --> 00:18:31,565 Speaker 1: and then something is wrong with their water pressure. And 314 00:18:31,605 --> 00:18:34,525 Speaker 1: then also it has been used there's been some other 315 00:18:34,565 --> 00:18:37,045 Speaker 1: sort of terrorist organizations who have used boiling alive. But 316 00:18:37,205 --> 00:18:39,845 Speaker 1: so it sounds it sounds like a very unpleasant experience, 317 00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:41,885 Speaker 1: and so we are kind of looking up what actually 318 00:18:41,885 --> 00:18:44,965 Speaker 1: happens to your body when you're boiled alive, and it 319 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,085 Speaker 1: sounds very bad because the main takeaway that I took 320 00:18:48,245 --> 00:18:51,525 Speaker 1: is that you are mostly conscious the whole time it's happening, 321 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:55,445 Speaker 1: and it's going to take like I mean, in best 322 00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:58,205 Speaker 1: case scenario, it's going to take about thirty minutes, but 323 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:01,885 Speaker 1: usually it can last up to like three hours of 324 00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:06,525 Speaker 1: you boiling alive, I mean not right. Yeah, you're boiling meat. Yeah, 325 00:19:06,565 --> 00:19:10,285 Speaker 1: you're basically essential aged. You know, you're like a poached egg. 326 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,285 Speaker 1: I love a good poached egg, though, And I was, 327 00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:16,165 Speaker 1: I mean, I saying that right now. And the thing 328 00:19:16,205 --> 00:19:17,725 Speaker 1: I was thinking about this, I was like, because I 329 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,765 Speaker 1: was sitting in a hot tub recently, not to brag, 330 00:19:19,805 --> 00:19:21,685 Speaker 1: and it was kind of I was looking at at first, 331 00:19:21,765 --> 00:19:23,445 Speaker 1: I was looking on some like and I was like 332 00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:27,165 Speaker 1: looking at some hot tub like safety websites to make sure, 333 00:19:27,325 --> 00:19:28,645 Speaker 1: and it seems like I was kind of in a 334 00:19:28,725 --> 00:19:31,045 Speaker 1: dangerous situation because I did roast in there for about 335 00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:34,085 Speaker 1: an hour, and you know, usually it's recommended like thirty minutes, 336 00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:36,885 Speaker 1: keep the temperature at one oh four or less. And 337 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,245 Speaker 1: I mean kind of like with faust, they do recommend 338 00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:42,285 Speaker 1: if you're, you know, pregnant, not to stay in too 339 00:19:42,325 --> 00:19:44,685 Speaker 1: long because you are actually every time you're in a 340 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:47,965 Speaker 1: hot tub you are slightly cooking yourself just a little bit, 341 00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:50,765 Speaker 1: you know, so we've all been cooked a little bit, 342 00:19:50,805 --> 00:19:53,485 Speaker 1: and that's kind of frightening to think about, you know, 343 00:19:53,565 --> 00:19:55,645 Speaker 1: like when your is terrifying, Like if you're in a 344 00:19:55,685 --> 00:19:57,525 Speaker 1: hot bath, that is kind of like the first sat 345 00:19:57,845 --> 00:20:01,725 Speaker 1: sign of you cooking a little bit. So well, my 346 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:05,325 Speaker 1: mom always said growing up, like if I didn't feel good, 347 00:20:05,365 --> 00:20:07,205 Speaker 1: like kind of cold or something, she would be like, 348 00:20:07,245 --> 00:20:09,205 Speaker 1: just take a hot bath. And so she's like, go 349 00:20:09,285 --> 00:20:12,285 Speaker 1: cook yourself, Go cook yourself. Well, because you're cooking from 350 00:20:12,325 --> 00:20:14,805 Speaker 1: the inside out. I think I've read that like the 351 00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:18,565 Speaker 1: liquids inside of your body they boil, and so then 352 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,565 Speaker 1: they start boiling your organs, like your stomach and your 353 00:20:21,565 --> 00:20:24,365 Speaker 1: heart and all your intestines just start boiling and cooking. 354 00:20:24,805 --> 00:20:27,245 Speaker 1: I don't like this. Yeah, well I read I read 355 00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:30,285 Speaker 1: that the smell was like a sweet musky smell because 356 00:20:30,325 --> 00:20:32,765 Speaker 1: your meat yep, your meats cooked. Yeah. And also I 357 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,765 Speaker 1: mean it depends, of course, are you being boiled in oil? 358 00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:38,525 Speaker 1: What are you being boiled in? And it seems sort 359 00:20:38,565 --> 00:20:40,925 Speaker 1: of what happens is you have three different layers of skin. 360 00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:43,085 Speaker 1: You also have like this fatty layer and your skin 361 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:46,445 Speaker 1: and the fat kind of starts that starts cooking, and 362 00:20:46,485 --> 00:20:50,285 Speaker 1: that kind of turns into this like um sort of gooey. 363 00:20:50,325 --> 00:20:54,005 Speaker 1: You become very gooey, and then your skin also gets leathery. 364 00:20:54,205 --> 00:20:57,285 Speaker 1: And then I read this one metaphor that I really 365 00:20:57,405 --> 00:20:59,445 Speaker 1: or this one imagery that I really hated, which was like, 366 00:20:59,485 --> 00:21:01,925 Speaker 1: imagine when you boil a hot dog, and you know 367 00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:04,765 Speaker 1: when the hot dog, when it gets super hot, it 368 00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:07,925 Speaker 1: kind of crap as a little bit, and that's splitting up. 369 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:11,005 Speaker 1: That can happen to you as well. I really hate you. 370 00:21:11,725 --> 00:21:14,005 Speaker 1: I hate that. If I were to be boiled, though, 371 00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:15,725 Speaker 1: I would want to be boiled in cocon oil because 372 00:21:15,725 --> 00:21:18,005 Speaker 1: I'm a healthy queen. Oh my gosh, I mean maybe 373 00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:21,005 Speaker 1: your skin would I feel like your skin would still crack. Though. 374 00:21:21,045 --> 00:21:23,925 Speaker 1: The other imagery is our blood boils at around the 375 00:21:24,005 --> 00:21:26,485 Speaker 1: same as water, about two hundred and twelve degrees, but 376 00:21:26,525 --> 00:21:28,365 Speaker 1: a little bit a little bit hotter, just because we 377 00:21:28,365 --> 00:21:32,205 Speaker 1: have salt content running throughout us. And if you are 378 00:21:32,245 --> 00:21:34,645 Speaker 1: being boiled alive, it does seem if you want a 379 00:21:34,725 --> 00:21:37,485 Speaker 1: quicker death, if you put your head underwater, because then 380 00:21:37,525 --> 00:21:42,045 Speaker 1: your brain will boil a little bit fast. You know, No, No, 381 00:21:42,365 --> 00:21:44,165 Speaker 1: that hurts my head. That hurts a lot of things. 382 00:21:44,165 --> 00:21:47,485 Speaker 1: And anyway, so sitting in the boiling that to whatever 383 00:21:47,525 --> 00:21:51,365 Speaker 1: you're in, you will very likely go blind because your 384 00:21:51,405 --> 00:21:54,045 Speaker 1: eyes will start to melt, and then it will hurt 385 00:21:54,085 --> 00:21:56,445 Speaker 1: to breathe because you will also be surrounded by all 386 00:21:56,485 --> 00:22:00,645 Speaker 1: of this steam and you will still be conscious for 387 00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:03,525 Speaker 1: a lot of it. Eventually you will be burned enough 388 00:22:03,565 --> 00:22:06,605 Speaker 1: so that your nerve endings do burn off, but that 389 00:22:06,645 --> 00:22:08,845 Speaker 1: does take a little bit. I have a new fear now, 390 00:22:09,525 --> 00:22:12,725 Speaker 1: thank you for us. We're never taking baths again. And 391 00:22:13,605 --> 00:22:17,925 Speaker 1: eventually you should go into shock, and then shock what 392 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:21,005 Speaker 1: happens with your body is then your organs begin to fail, 393 00:22:21,085 --> 00:22:24,645 Speaker 1: your heartbeat softens, your breath becomes more shallow, and then 394 00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:28,165 Speaker 1: hopefully you don't feel anything anymore, and your organs are 395 00:22:29,285 --> 00:22:33,885 Speaker 1: boiled and cooked so sound you're done. So I think 396 00:22:33,925 --> 00:22:37,645 Speaker 1: that visceral description makes us feel even more sympathetic towards 397 00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:40,965 Speaker 1: Empress Fausta, and I really hope that no one experience 398 00:22:41,085 --> 00:22:43,965 Speaker 1: is being boiled alive. And also I have probably made 399 00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:46,565 Speaker 1: all three of us not want to take baths anytime soon. 400 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,725 Speaker 1: No cold showers from here moving forward. But you should 401 00:22:49,765 --> 00:22:53,565 Speaker 1: be safe like there's It seems that a dangerous level 402 00:22:53,685 --> 00:22:56,925 Speaker 1: of heat is as little as one hundred and forty 403 00:22:56,965 --> 00:23:00,885 Speaker 1: degrees fahrenheit. That's where that can cause third degree burns. 404 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,765 Speaker 1: So just make sure your watered heat or a set 405 00:23:03,845 --> 00:23:06,405 Speaker 1: so that it doesn't get too hot, and don't really 406 00:23:06,405 --> 00:23:09,605 Speaker 1: go above one hundred and four degrees otherwise you know, 407 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:12,445 Speaker 1: it's a slow cook for you. My water at my 408 00:23:12,485 --> 00:23:14,605 Speaker 1: house gets really hot. I know how to turn it down, 409 00:23:14,605 --> 00:23:16,565 Speaker 1: and I have turned it down before, but it still 410 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:18,525 Speaker 1: gets really hot. I want to turn it down a 411 00:23:18,805 --> 00:23:21,645 Speaker 1: bunch more. Now. Someone helped her. Someone helped her before 412 00:23:21,685 --> 00:23:25,205 Speaker 1: she cooks. No, I can do it myself, Okay, I 413 00:23:25,245 --> 00:23:28,645 Speaker 1: am a independent woman who can do it. But Taylor, 414 00:23:28,725 --> 00:23:30,845 Speaker 1: remember how I told you my water heater was broken 415 00:23:31,605 --> 00:23:36,125 Speaker 1: last last November when I first got my house. It's 416 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,685 Speaker 1: still broken. So I don't have that problem. It's because 417 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:41,445 Speaker 1: I haven't fixed it yet, because I am not an 418 00:23:41,445 --> 00:23:45,685 Speaker 1: independent woman like Taylor. I'll come over and thank you, 419 00:23:46,085 --> 00:23:49,445 Speaker 1: thank you. Nik is just waiting for her emperor and 420 00:23:49,485 --> 00:23:51,845 Speaker 1: then for her daddy to try to kill that emperor, 421 00:23:51,925 --> 00:23:53,805 Speaker 1: and then that emperor, and then she'd being like, Emperor, 422 00:23:53,845 --> 00:23:55,685 Speaker 1: my dad's gonna kill it you know, yeah, I just 423 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:59,925 Speaker 1: want to relive at TPH. So now that we've heard 424 00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:04,085 Speaker 1: this really fun description of being boiled alive, Taylor has 425 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:09,845 Speaker 1: another story for us. So Taylor take it away. Yes, okay, 426 00:24:09,925 --> 00:24:12,925 Speaker 1: So I came across an article the other day of 427 00:24:12,965 --> 00:24:15,925 Speaker 1: a Russian woman we're going to call her Fay. So 428 00:24:16,045 --> 00:24:19,365 Speaker 1: in twenty eleven, Faye was taken to the hospital. She 429 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:22,325 Speaker 1: thought she was having a heart attack, so she was like, hey, 430 00:24:22,325 --> 00:24:25,085 Speaker 1: like help me out. Like her husband brought her in 431 00:24:25,805 --> 00:24:28,325 Speaker 1: and they were like, yep, seems like it was a 432 00:24:28,365 --> 00:24:31,765 Speaker 1: heart attack. And then she died. So as you do, 433 00:24:32,085 --> 00:24:34,485 Speaker 1: you plan a funeral, Your friends and family come and 434 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:38,365 Speaker 1: they pay their respects, etc. There was an open casket 435 00:24:38,405 --> 00:24:41,285 Speaker 1: at the wig. Everybody's kind of like saying they're you know, 436 00:24:41,325 --> 00:24:46,285 Speaker 1: making speeches like saying during prayers and stuff, and Faye 437 00:24:46,325 --> 00:24:49,325 Speaker 1: sits up like realizes where she is at her own 438 00:24:49,365 --> 00:24:53,405 Speaker 1: funeral and just starts screaming. And then like her friends 439 00:24:53,445 --> 00:24:56,045 Speaker 1: and family say that she her eyes kind of like 440 00:24:56,165 --> 00:25:01,245 Speaker 1: fluttered and then she just like stopped. So hannakensues because 441 00:25:01,285 --> 00:25:04,245 Speaker 1: people are like, oh my god, she's not dead. She's 442 00:25:04,325 --> 00:25:07,205 Speaker 1: in the casket and she was just screaming, I can't. 443 00:25:07,245 --> 00:25:11,965 Speaker 1: That's like a terrible nightmare. It's an awful nightmare. I 444 00:25:12,005 --> 00:25:14,485 Speaker 1: had that nightmare not that long ago. But can you 445 00:25:14,565 --> 00:25:17,165 Speaker 1: imagine like people saying nice things about you and like 446 00:25:17,245 --> 00:25:20,245 Speaker 1: you're crushed, saying that he finally like actually loves you, 447 00:25:20,325 --> 00:25:23,045 Speaker 1: and then you wake up you're like, okay, I'm back. 448 00:25:23,805 --> 00:25:25,845 Speaker 1: She was married, so she didn't have that, but I 449 00:25:26,165 --> 00:25:28,045 Speaker 1: but she apparently there were like a decent amount of 450 00:25:28,045 --> 00:25:30,405 Speaker 1: people there, Yeah, and they were all they were all 451 00:25:30,525 --> 00:25:34,085 Speaker 1: very freaked out, as one could imagine, like your first 452 00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:36,485 Speaker 1: year having to deal with you the fact that you've 453 00:25:36,485 --> 00:25:39,165 Speaker 1: lost your friend or your family member, and then you 454 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,885 Speaker 1: see them go through this like horrific experience of like 455 00:25:41,965 --> 00:25:45,925 Speaker 1: waking up at their funeral. Anyway, so obviously they take 456 00:25:45,925 --> 00:25:51,165 Speaker 1: her back to the hospital and she dies there for 457 00:25:51,285 --> 00:25:54,285 Speaker 1: real after twelve minutes of a real heart attack. Not 458 00:25:54,445 --> 00:25:56,285 Speaker 1: the other one was real, but she died again of 459 00:25:56,325 --> 00:25:58,965 Speaker 1: a heart attack. Like she was so really shocked from 460 00:25:58,965 --> 00:26:02,405 Speaker 1: waking up her at her funeral that then she died. 461 00:26:02,885 --> 00:26:04,405 Speaker 1: I would have a heart attack if I woke up 462 00:26:04,405 --> 00:26:07,765 Speaker 1: at my funeral. Please make sure I'm dead before any 463 00:26:07,805 --> 00:26:10,085 Speaker 1: of that happens, will do I mean, though, can you 464 00:26:10,365 --> 00:26:13,645 Speaker 1: like imagine like her husband, because it's like, you know, 465 00:26:13,725 --> 00:26:16,285 Speaker 1: you take your wife to the hospital, they say that 466 00:26:16,365 --> 00:26:19,245 Speaker 1: she's passed from a heart attack, and then she wakes up. 467 00:26:19,285 --> 00:26:21,525 Speaker 1: I mean, like that makes it seems like there could 468 00:26:21,565 --> 00:26:23,565 Speaker 1: have been something that could have been done so that 469 00:26:23,605 --> 00:26:27,165 Speaker 1: she could have stayed alive. Yeah, her husband was really mad. 470 00:26:27,205 --> 00:26:30,845 Speaker 1: I mean he was outraged. And there's not a great 471 00:26:30,885 --> 00:26:33,925 Speaker 1: deal of like the specifics of like how she was 472 00:26:33,965 --> 00:26:36,765 Speaker 1: wrongfully declared dead or anything like that, but like I 473 00:26:36,765 --> 00:26:38,845 Speaker 1: would I mean, I would imagine all of those details 474 00:26:38,845 --> 00:26:42,765 Speaker 1: are kind of vague to protect both the family and 475 00:26:43,245 --> 00:26:45,485 Speaker 1: and the doctors. I guess, well, didn't he like he 476 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,765 Speaker 1: like sued the hospital, because I mean that would be 477 00:26:47,845 --> 00:26:49,765 Speaker 1: the first Yeah, obviously you would do is just like 478 00:26:50,405 --> 00:26:55,085 Speaker 1: fuck this hospital totally my wife. Yeah, and they didn't, 479 00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:57,605 Speaker 1: So I'm like, how does that even happen? I Mean, 480 00:26:57,605 --> 00:26:59,645 Speaker 1: this was twenty eleven. It's not like back in the 481 00:26:59,765 --> 00:27:02,285 Speaker 1: day where you just like, I don't know what they did, 482 00:27:02,405 --> 00:27:04,165 Speaker 1: Like did they check a pulse. I don't even know. 483 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:05,805 Speaker 1: They were just looked at them and like, oh, looks 484 00:27:05,845 --> 00:27:08,365 Speaker 1: like they're dead, you know, and then somebody comes by 485 00:27:08,405 --> 00:27:10,365 Speaker 1: and they bring the whalebarrow and they say, bring out 486 00:27:10,365 --> 00:27:12,605 Speaker 1: your dad, just you know, and then the whole world 487 00:27:12,685 --> 00:27:15,965 Speaker 1: was a Monty Python movie back in the day. No, yeah, plant, 488 00:27:16,045 --> 00:27:18,085 Speaker 1: you plant a true love's kiss, and if they don't 489 00:27:18,085 --> 00:27:19,725 Speaker 1: wake up, then that's how you know they're dead for sure. 490 00:27:19,925 --> 00:27:24,485 Speaker 1: Oh right, right right, that's right, that's what happens. But 491 00:27:24,605 --> 00:27:27,685 Speaker 1: hopefully you can find their true love because what if 492 00:27:27,765 --> 00:27:30,085 Speaker 1: it doesn't exist and then they just keep you in 493 00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:33,605 Speaker 1: this like glass case. That's also horrific. Oh that's just 494 00:27:33,645 --> 00:27:36,565 Speaker 1: like Taylor's just going through her fears right now. This 495 00:27:36,645 --> 00:27:38,445 Speaker 1: is like the it's like the funeral that never ends, 496 00:27:38,445 --> 00:27:41,125 Speaker 1: and that's in that scenario, Taylor's like, why don't I 497 00:27:41,605 --> 00:27:43,405 Speaker 1: need to find my true love? And everyone's like, oh, 498 00:27:43,405 --> 00:27:45,965 Speaker 1: you must be lonely. She's like, no, what if I die? 499 00:27:46,045 --> 00:27:49,485 Speaker 1: And then someone tries to remind me and they can't, Yeah, exactly, 500 00:27:49,525 --> 00:27:53,805 Speaker 1: I need them to kiss me. So okay, So I 501 00:27:53,925 --> 00:27:57,525 Speaker 1: was like, how can you misdiagnose a death? So so anyway, 502 00:27:57,565 --> 00:28:00,725 Speaker 1: medically speaking, they're like two ways you die. So the 503 00:28:00,765 --> 00:28:04,325 Speaker 1: first thing is a cardiopulmonary death, which is where you 504 00:28:04,365 --> 00:28:07,045 Speaker 1: either stop breathing, your heart stops beating so that could 505 00:28:07,045 --> 00:28:09,485 Speaker 1: be like a multitude of reasons, of reasons, you know, 506 00:28:09,645 --> 00:28:13,525 Speaker 1: like literally almost anything. But the second is brain death, 507 00:28:13,685 --> 00:28:16,925 Speaker 1: which is just a loss of brain function and like 508 00:28:17,285 --> 00:28:19,885 Speaker 1: you know, you have to be basically a coma. So 509 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:22,725 Speaker 1: those are two very broad things, but to me, from 510 00:28:22,725 --> 00:28:26,925 Speaker 1: my non medical opinion, it seems like it was they 511 00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:30,485 Speaker 1: probably were assuming some sort of cardio pulmonary death where 512 00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:34,325 Speaker 1: she wasn't breathing or her heart wasn't beating. So this 513 00:28:34,445 --> 00:28:39,805 Speaker 1: is actually happened before. It's super rare to misdiagnose a death, 514 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:43,845 Speaker 1: but it does happen. It does happen. Okay, So there 515 00:28:43,845 --> 00:28:46,965 Speaker 1: has been a like instances where there's the pulse is 516 00:28:47,005 --> 00:28:50,085 Speaker 1: so low that it can't be detected, but there are 517 00:28:50,165 --> 00:28:53,725 Speaker 1: other instances where people came back alive. So basically your 518 00:28:53,885 --> 00:28:56,965 Speaker 1: heart auto jumps itself, but it's usually like no more 519 00:28:57,005 --> 00:29:00,125 Speaker 1: than like ninety seconds. So so they try and say, like, 520 00:29:00,245 --> 00:29:03,045 Speaker 1: wait at least five minutes before you kind of you 521 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:07,365 Speaker 1: actually declared death because your heart could essentially like reboot itself. 522 00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:11,325 Speaker 1: Oh wow, really yeah, I mean yeah, they it's I mean, 523 00:29:11,525 --> 00:29:15,525 Speaker 1: it's like it does CPR on itself because it realizes 524 00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:19,805 Speaker 1: that it's like dying because if the pulse being really low, 525 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:23,045 Speaker 1: can you imagine looking at a doctor and being like, well, 526 00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:25,165 Speaker 1: can you just try turning it on and off again? 527 00:29:25,245 --> 00:29:28,485 Speaker 1: Legal you have to do is reboot it. Yeah exactly. 528 00:29:28,605 --> 00:29:31,205 Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean that's kind of what CPR is. 529 00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:34,845 Speaker 1: It's like rebooting the heart. Right, we're all just machine. 530 00:29:35,045 --> 00:29:37,485 Speaker 1: I mean it feels like CPR is like the jumper 531 00:29:37,605 --> 00:29:41,605 Speaker 1: cables of the heart. Yeah, like that, Yeah exactly, But 532 00:29:41,645 --> 00:29:43,485 Speaker 1: it can kind of like do it, It can kind 533 00:29:43,525 --> 00:29:45,365 Speaker 1: of do it on its own, but like that, I 534 00:29:45,405 --> 00:29:48,525 Speaker 1: don't think that happens very often. And then there's also 535 00:29:48,605 --> 00:29:51,845 Speaker 1: like a frozen death, which is by way of either 536 00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:55,765 Speaker 1: extremely low body temperature, so you're like you freeze or 537 00:29:55,885 --> 00:29:59,245 Speaker 1: like you know, you freeze by like drugs or something, 538 00:29:59,285 --> 00:30:02,125 Speaker 1: so like you're just like not in a normal state. 539 00:30:03,165 --> 00:30:05,725 Speaker 1: So typically you need to go like they you need 540 00:30:05,765 --> 00:30:08,045 Speaker 1: to like get the body back to a normal state 541 00:30:08,165 --> 00:30:11,565 Speaker 1: before you determined that, before you declare that there's that 542 00:30:11,605 --> 00:30:16,165 Speaker 1: they're dead or anything. So if and only if a 543 00:30:16,165 --> 00:30:19,165 Speaker 1: combination of these things could have happened, right, you know, 544 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:22,525 Speaker 1: she she had a super low pulse that they weren't 545 00:30:22,525 --> 00:30:25,725 Speaker 1: able to detect, and so they quickly, like they're like, 546 00:30:25,765 --> 00:30:27,525 Speaker 1: all right, well, let's send her to the morgue. The 547 00:30:27,605 --> 00:30:31,325 Speaker 1: morgue was essentially a freezer. And and then she's at 548 00:30:31,325 --> 00:30:34,725 Speaker 1: her funeral. Her body returns back to its natural state 549 00:30:34,765 --> 00:30:38,645 Speaker 1: and her heart has like rebooted itself or whatever, and 550 00:30:39,365 --> 00:30:42,885 Speaker 1: that's when she wakes up, which is horrifying. So in 551 00:30:42,925 --> 00:30:45,845 Speaker 1: a way, she like dies, wakes back up and dies again. 552 00:30:46,405 --> 00:30:50,445 Speaker 1: I'm really happy it happened. Well, I don't know. I'm 553 00:30:50,445 --> 00:30:54,165 Speaker 1: just happy she wasn't buried and then woke up. So 554 00:30:54,245 --> 00:30:57,205 Speaker 1: that's actually a pretty common fear that people have of 555 00:30:57,285 --> 00:31:00,085 Speaker 1: being buried alive. I mean it was a way more common, 556 00:31:00,165 --> 00:31:03,965 Speaker 1: like earlier on when people were being misdiagnosed with death 557 00:31:04,005 --> 00:31:07,845 Speaker 1: all the time. But that fear is called tapaphobia, and 558 00:31:07,965 --> 00:31:11,085 Speaker 1: it comes from the Greek word tapos, which means tomb. 559 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:14,525 Speaker 1: And somehow tomb is just like a creepy word, like 560 00:31:14,685 --> 00:31:16,845 Speaker 1: thinking of being like trapped into tomb alive or something. 561 00:31:16,885 --> 00:31:20,205 Speaker 1: I don't know too, it's just a very final Well, 562 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,525 Speaker 1: speaking of being buried alive, We're going to talk a 563 00:31:22,525 --> 00:31:25,605 Speaker 1: little bit more about that and how you could avoid 564 00:31:25,645 --> 00:31:29,525 Speaker 1: it or escape from being buried alive. It is unlikely, 565 00:31:29,645 --> 00:31:32,965 Speaker 1: but we have some hot tips. All Right, this is Goodavergayles. 566 00:31:33,005 --> 00:31:38,485 Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Okay, welcome back, Goodavergayles. Here we are, 567 00:31:38,925 --> 00:31:40,765 Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk a little bit about what to 568 00:31:40,845 --> 00:31:43,885 Speaker 1: do if you're buried alive. And it seems that the 569 00:31:43,925 --> 00:31:49,565 Speaker 1: main thing is that you should first take some preventive measures, 570 00:31:49,685 --> 00:31:52,365 Speaker 1: which obviously you should do, you know, in advance of 571 00:31:52,365 --> 00:31:54,565 Speaker 1: any sort of event that people might suspect that you 572 00:31:54,605 --> 00:31:56,845 Speaker 1: were dead. But also if you had been abducted by 573 00:31:56,845 --> 00:31:59,045 Speaker 1: the Russian mob and they're the ones who buried you alive, 574 00:31:59,205 --> 00:32:01,525 Speaker 1: that's that's a whole different situation. I don't know what. 575 00:32:01,525 --> 00:32:02,805 Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you about that. I 576 00:32:02,845 --> 00:32:08,125 Speaker 1: don't know that that's that's about my pack. Russian mob, 577 00:32:08,165 --> 00:32:12,005 Speaker 1: no offense if you're listening. So throughout history there have 578 00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:15,005 Speaker 1: been people have had this fear that Taylor was mentioning 579 00:32:15,005 --> 00:32:18,845 Speaker 1: of being buried alive, and sort of in the nineteenth century, 580 00:32:18,885 --> 00:32:22,005 Speaker 1: it seems what was very popular was to make a 581 00:32:22,085 --> 00:32:24,965 Speaker 1: safety coffin. So, Taylor, do you want to tell us 582 00:32:24,965 --> 00:32:28,845 Speaker 1: what that is? Yeah, So a safety coffin was basically 583 00:32:28,845 --> 00:32:32,085 Speaker 1: where you would have like a bell that would and 584 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,565 Speaker 1: like in a breathing tube, so you'd have a little 585 00:32:34,565 --> 00:32:36,605 Speaker 1: bells if you wake up, you got your little bell, 586 00:32:36,685 --> 00:32:39,605 Speaker 1: you ring it and then hopefully somebody hears it, I guess, 587 00:32:40,005 --> 00:32:43,925 Speaker 1: and then knows that you're alive. For me, I was like, 588 00:32:43,925 --> 00:32:46,525 Speaker 1: what if there's I mean, I feel like there are 589 00:32:46,525 --> 00:32:48,685 Speaker 1: other things that could happen to make that bell ring, 590 00:32:48,965 --> 00:32:53,045 Speaker 1: like the wind, Yeah, I mean the wind, or like 591 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,445 Speaker 1: you know, wouldn't the bell have to ring a lot? 592 00:32:55,485 --> 00:32:58,765 Speaker 1: Though for someone to know that someone not necessarily? I mean, 593 00:32:59,165 --> 00:33:01,005 Speaker 1: you're because like if you have a breathing tube, the 594 00:33:01,085 --> 00:33:05,365 Speaker 1: breathing tube isn't that pig, so you're probably pretty weak 595 00:33:05,605 --> 00:33:08,365 Speaker 1: having been in a coffin and been buried. I would 596 00:33:08,405 --> 00:33:12,765 Speaker 1: be ringing that thing like it is December before Christmas, 597 00:33:12,845 --> 00:33:16,445 Speaker 1: and like I'm a Salvation Army, like ringling linger like 598 00:33:17,165 --> 00:33:21,965 Speaker 1: donations here, sir, the Paul Revere of bell ringers. You're like, yeah, mom, 599 00:33:22,005 --> 00:33:25,205 Speaker 1: ringing that bell. I mean also was back in the day, 600 00:33:25,245 --> 00:33:30,005 Speaker 1: like the Victorians, they loved picnicking in graveyards and at cemetery, 601 00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:32,605 Speaker 1: So you know what, there's probably always some a group 602 00:33:32,645 --> 00:33:36,205 Speaker 1: of like fun ladies picnicking. They're like, oh, bell's ringing 603 00:33:36,285 --> 00:33:39,445 Speaker 1: oh look at that. So actually there's there's this man 604 00:33:39,525 --> 00:33:43,565 Speaker 1: in Vermont, like it's still there. His name is Tim Smith, 605 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,285 Speaker 1: and he designed his own tomb because he had tapaphobia 606 00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:48,805 Speaker 1: so bad, and he was a doctor and he was 607 00:33:48,845 --> 00:33:50,725 Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna let this happen to me. Like 608 00:33:51,245 --> 00:33:53,845 Speaker 1: he was like, I Am going to create this tomb 609 00:33:54,445 --> 00:33:56,885 Speaker 1: to where I can get out. So he had his 610 00:33:56,885 --> 00:33:59,925 Speaker 1: little bell. He had the bell, and he also had 611 00:33:59,965 --> 00:34:02,005 Speaker 1: a window that he wanted people to come check on 612 00:34:02,085 --> 00:34:03,725 Speaker 1: him so that like you can look in. So he's 613 00:34:03,725 --> 00:34:06,925 Speaker 1: still there's the windows still exists today, but you can't 614 00:34:06,925 --> 00:34:09,245 Speaker 1: see through because there's like condensation and stuff. He did 615 00:34:09,245 --> 00:34:11,725 Speaker 1: not think of that, but yeah, it had had a 616 00:34:11,765 --> 00:34:14,205 Speaker 1: window so people could check on him. It had a bell, 617 00:34:14,565 --> 00:34:16,685 Speaker 1: there was a stairway so that he could kind of 618 00:34:16,725 --> 00:34:19,165 Speaker 1: like if he woke up he could climb out, and 619 00:34:19,245 --> 00:34:21,725 Speaker 1: then of course the breathing tube so he could have 620 00:34:22,525 --> 00:34:26,005 Speaker 1: some air. I guess he just needed a dehumidifier lass. 621 00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:29,525 Speaker 1: I know, that's all he needed. I mean this was 622 00:34:29,605 --> 00:34:31,765 Speaker 1: kind of all in like the nineteenth century where these 623 00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:34,925 Speaker 1: were like super popular. But if we like fast forward 624 00:34:35,005 --> 00:34:37,485 Speaker 1: to today, there could be some other things. I mean 625 00:34:37,525 --> 00:34:40,085 Speaker 1: like millennials gen z were also attached to our phones 626 00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:42,005 Speaker 1: that I feel like it would be respectful for us 627 00:34:42,005 --> 00:34:44,445 Speaker 1: to be buried with our phones. So you know, basically 628 00:34:44,525 --> 00:34:47,645 Speaker 1: totally you should like juice up. You should whoever the deceases, 629 00:34:47,725 --> 00:34:50,445 Speaker 1: juice up their phone, keep it on, bury them with 630 00:34:50,485 --> 00:34:52,645 Speaker 1: their phone. You could get like a wind turbine or 631 00:34:52,645 --> 00:34:55,165 Speaker 1: something to like, so you could have like a charging 632 00:34:55,205 --> 00:34:57,565 Speaker 1: device in your in your coffin too, so that it 633 00:34:57,605 --> 00:35:01,685 Speaker 1: could like always be charged. Yeah, Echo friendly, get some WiFi. 634 00:35:02,245 --> 00:35:04,765 Speaker 1: Knowing me, I literally I would wake up and then 635 00:35:04,805 --> 00:35:08,125 Speaker 1: I'd be like to talking, then scroll for like an hour, 636 00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:10,325 Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, I need to get out of here. 637 00:35:10,565 --> 00:35:13,285 Speaker 1: What is also important is it would be cool if 638 00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,525 Speaker 1: you could be buried with some sort of tools so 639 00:35:15,565 --> 00:35:17,365 Speaker 1: that you could get out. So like, for example, if 640 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,205 Speaker 1: you had like a knife or something, or if you 641 00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:24,045 Speaker 1: were buried in high heels, the heel will work really 642 00:35:24,045 --> 00:35:27,205 Speaker 1: well because basically you need something to help you get 643 00:35:27,205 --> 00:35:29,805 Speaker 1: through the coffin. But you're basically fucked though, if like 644 00:35:29,885 --> 00:35:32,365 Speaker 1: you're buried in sort of a more expensive hardwood coffin, 645 00:35:32,445 --> 00:35:34,165 Speaker 1: like there's really not much you can do besides sort 646 00:35:34,205 --> 00:35:37,045 Speaker 1: of like knocking on it and hoping someone hears you. 647 00:35:37,445 --> 00:35:40,045 Speaker 1: But you're like six ft you're six feet under, so 648 00:35:40,085 --> 00:35:42,845 Speaker 1: you got to knock really hard. Also, you do have 649 00:35:43,045 --> 00:35:44,885 Speaker 1: I was kind of surprised at this. You do have 650 00:35:44,965 --> 00:35:48,645 Speaker 1: a longer period of time than I thought to actually 651 00:35:48,645 --> 00:35:50,485 Speaker 1: be able to escape before you run out of air. 652 00:35:50,525 --> 00:35:53,485 Speaker 1: So basically the size of the average coffin based on 653 00:35:53,525 --> 00:35:58,645 Speaker 1: sort of the space, the area, math science and stuff. Basically, yeah, 654 00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:03,765 Speaker 1: basically you have about thirty hours after you're buried to 655 00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:06,925 Speaker 1: get out, because then you will get out of air. 656 00:36:07,045 --> 00:36:09,885 Speaker 1: That is more than I thought. Yeah, But the caveat 657 00:36:09,925 --> 00:36:12,645 Speaker 1: of that, though, is that is if you are breathing 658 00:36:12,685 --> 00:36:16,365 Speaker 1: at a normal rate. Obviously, if you wake up buried alive, 659 00:36:16,405 --> 00:36:18,565 Speaker 1: you're going to have a little bit of a panic situation. 660 00:36:18,645 --> 00:36:21,245 Speaker 1: But it's funny when you read these articles about like 661 00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:24,765 Speaker 1: how to escape being buried alive, they're like, stay calm, 662 00:36:25,045 --> 00:36:29,365 Speaker 1: just stay calm in that moment. Yeah, that's yeah, don't 663 00:36:29,405 --> 00:36:32,885 Speaker 1: be depressed. Yeah, stay calm. So some other preventative things 664 00:36:32,965 --> 00:36:34,965 Speaker 1: is you should do throughout your life. You should do 665 00:36:35,045 --> 00:36:37,405 Speaker 1: trauma work, you should do some panic work, you know, 666 00:36:37,685 --> 00:36:40,765 Speaker 1: figure out treatments for your anxiety just in case so 667 00:36:40,805 --> 00:36:43,205 Speaker 1: that you are good to go into a calm space 668 00:36:43,525 --> 00:36:45,125 Speaker 1: when you need to figure out how to break out. 669 00:36:45,525 --> 00:36:48,325 Speaker 1: And so the thing is you also need to make sure, 670 00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:50,845 Speaker 1: since you obviously can't get out of the nice coffins, 671 00:36:50,885 --> 00:36:54,285 Speaker 1: you need to be in like apply wood coffin. I 672 00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:56,285 Speaker 1: was saying. I was like, if I get buried, like 673 00:36:56,325 --> 00:36:59,485 Speaker 1: just put me in a sack. Okay, oh yeah, save 674 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,165 Speaker 1: some money too, you know, just like throw me in 675 00:37:02,205 --> 00:37:07,685 Speaker 1: the dirt. We don't even need a sack. Oh no, Gabby, 676 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:11,445 Speaker 1: I think Gabby deserves a marble coffin. No, you're just 677 00:37:11,485 --> 00:37:15,405 Speaker 1: trying to bury me alive, no I request. I mean 678 00:37:15,445 --> 00:37:18,005 Speaker 1: it's very eco friendly. It's just your body, you know, 679 00:37:18,205 --> 00:37:21,205 Speaker 1: Are you just a sad? They do have those pods 680 00:37:21,245 --> 00:37:24,365 Speaker 1: and they turn you into a tree, like you're like 681 00:37:24,445 --> 00:37:26,445 Speaker 1: basically like in the roots and then you kind of 682 00:37:26,485 --> 00:37:29,485 Speaker 1: grow into a tree. And so I mean there's still 683 00:37:29,485 --> 00:37:32,125 Speaker 1: like burial plots, but it's a forest. I just want 684 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:34,885 Speaker 1: to be tree food when I grow up. But so 685 00:37:35,565 --> 00:37:37,925 Speaker 1: now that if you have these parameters where you're like 686 00:37:38,045 --> 00:37:40,765 Speaker 1: keep in calm, you're in a coffin that you could 687 00:37:40,765 --> 00:37:42,565 Speaker 1: actually break out of. The first thing you need to 688 00:37:42,565 --> 00:37:47,045 Speaker 1: do is somehow remove your shirt and then wrap your 689 00:37:47,085 --> 00:37:49,725 Speaker 1: shirt around your head because you want to make sure 690 00:37:49,765 --> 00:37:52,325 Speaker 1: you can like block your air waves from any dirt 691 00:37:52,365 --> 00:37:55,725 Speaker 1: that will be piling into the coffin once you break 692 00:37:55,725 --> 00:37:59,605 Speaker 1: out of it. And then you need to attack the 693 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:03,005 Speaker 1: middle of the coffin at the top because that is 694 00:38:03,045 --> 00:38:06,805 Speaker 1: the part of least resistance down least structurally sound. Yeah, 695 00:38:06,845 --> 00:38:08,325 Speaker 1: so you're just need to pop through. So what you're 696 00:38:08,325 --> 00:38:10,725 Speaker 1: gonna be doing is you're gonna be kicking trying to 697 00:38:10,765 --> 00:38:12,565 Speaker 1: pop through the middle of it. And as the dirt 698 00:38:12,605 --> 00:38:15,005 Speaker 1: starts rushing in, you need to try to push the 699 00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:17,965 Speaker 1: dirt to the end of the coffin so that it's 700 00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:20,245 Speaker 1: not piling up on top of you. And then once 701 00:38:20,285 --> 00:38:21,925 Speaker 1: it starts filling up that way, you push it off 702 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:24,325 Speaker 1: to the sides. When you have a hole that's big enough, 703 00:38:24,405 --> 00:38:27,125 Speaker 1: that's when you need to sit up and then just 704 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:30,765 Speaker 1: start pushing your way out. And since you were recently 705 00:38:30,805 --> 00:38:33,565 Speaker 1: in turn, the soil should be pretty loose and you 706 00:38:33,565 --> 00:38:36,485 Speaker 1: should be able to get out. But then as you're 707 00:38:36,525 --> 00:38:38,405 Speaker 1: busting through the top, you need to make sure you 708 00:38:38,445 --> 00:38:40,845 Speaker 1: do some sort of creepy pose so if anyone's around, 709 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:43,645 Speaker 1: you can like scare them. Think of the theatrics as well. 710 00:38:43,845 --> 00:38:48,805 Speaker 1: Keep calm, be theatrical, be strong. But yeah, I mean yeah, 711 00:38:48,845 --> 00:38:51,845 Speaker 1: think of your end pose that will hopefully keep you 712 00:38:51,925 --> 00:38:53,885 Speaker 1: calm and like distract your mind from the fact that 713 00:38:53,925 --> 00:38:56,085 Speaker 1: you've just woken up inside of a coffin under six 714 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:58,925 Speaker 1: feet of dirt. Can you imagine breaking out of a 715 00:38:58,965 --> 00:39:02,165 Speaker 1: coffin and going up six feet of dirt and immediately tworking. 716 00:39:02,685 --> 00:39:04,405 Speaker 1: But I think that's a good point, Taylor. I think 717 00:39:04,445 --> 00:39:06,245 Speaker 1: if you can visualize you think of this as a 718 00:39:06,285 --> 00:39:09,365 Speaker 1: performance instead of you trying to save your own life. 719 00:39:09,965 --> 00:39:11,965 Speaker 1: I mean, you can also think about all the people 720 00:39:12,005 --> 00:39:15,645 Speaker 1: who you want to punch in the face who buried 721 00:39:15,685 --> 00:39:18,485 Speaker 1: you before you were actually dead. You can think about 722 00:39:18,485 --> 00:39:21,845 Speaker 1: how much money you'll make when suing the hospital for 723 00:39:22,365 --> 00:39:25,765 Speaker 1: wrongfully calling. There's so many people you could sue, all 724 00:39:25,805 --> 00:39:29,405 Speaker 1: the possibilities. That's the American dream, is it not. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 725 00:39:29,525 --> 00:39:32,445 Speaker 1: Let the spite and the hatred really help you break 726 00:39:32,485 --> 00:39:35,965 Speaker 1: out of your coffin. That's a metaphor for twenty twenty one. 727 00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:41,245 Speaker 1: It's a metaphor. Well, how has what we've learned today 728 00:39:41,485 --> 00:39:43,885 Speaker 1: helped us with our own mortality? Or has it made 729 00:39:43,885 --> 00:39:46,365 Speaker 1: it worse. It might have made it worse. I think 730 00:39:46,405 --> 00:39:49,085 Speaker 1: it's worse now Now I'm like going to be miserable 731 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:52,965 Speaker 1: taking cold showers and cold baths, and now I'm going 732 00:39:53,005 --> 00:39:55,845 Speaker 1: to get a safety coffin. Oh, they do have modern 733 00:39:55,885 --> 00:39:58,605 Speaker 1: ones now that it's a button and it has a 734 00:39:58,685 --> 00:40:02,325 Speaker 1: light less satisfying than little ringa ding. I like your 735 00:40:02,405 --> 00:40:05,205 Speaker 1: little ring of ding. I think it's theatrical. Yeah, I 736 00:40:05,245 --> 00:40:07,525 Speaker 1: think I might. I might get one of those little 737 00:40:07,565 --> 00:40:10,565 Speaker 1: lights or a little ring ding. Why not? It literally 738 00:40:10,605 --> 00:40:13,045 Speaker 1: sounds like you're talking about lingerie, Like I think at 739 00:40:13,045 --> 00:40:17,565 Speaker 1: one I might get same sex scene. Well, we're scared 740 00:40:17,605 --> 00:40:21,205 Speaker 1: of baths and we're scared of being buried. Probably better 741 00:40:21,245 --> 00:40:25,605 Speaker 1: than being cremated prematurely. Well maybe not, I don't know. 742 00:40:25,605 --> 00:40:29,245 Speaker 1: It all sounds very miserable, but I think I look, 743 00:40:29,325 --> 00:40:33,805 Speaker 1: these are all pretty low, like it's not going to happen, 744 00:40:33,845 --> 00:40:36,005 Speaker 1: Like the chances are pretty low that you're going to 745 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:39,325 Speaker 1: be buried alive. Yeah, there's literally no statistics on it 746 00:40:39,405 --> 00:40:44,285 Speaker 1: because it's happened so rarely, or it's happened and no 747 00:40:44,365 --> 00:40:48,285 Speaker 1: one successfully got out of their coffin obviously, and it 748 00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:52,485 Speaker 1: is very unstoried, very unlikely and sort of our medical 749 00:40:52,565 --> 00:40:56,405 Speaker 1: landscape now, to be mis diagnosed is dead. Also, very 750 00:40:56,445 --> 00:40:59,805 Speaker 1: few people seem to use boiling alive, so I guess 751 00:40:59,845 --> 00:41:04,605 Speaker 1: just don't get involved with terrorist organizations is also another 752 00:41:04,685 --> 00:41:08,925 Speaker 1: good lesson from this podcast today. That's a good lesson 753 00:41:08,965 --> 00:41:11,805 Speaker 1: in life. I hope that everybody knows that already. But 754 00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:15,085 Speaker 1: don't get involved with terrorism. This has been another episode 755 00:41:15,085 --> 00:41:34,405 Speaker 1: of kiddaver Gaws. Thanks for joining us, kildaver Gals's production 756 00:41:34,405 --> 00:41:36,405 Speaker 1: of School of Humans and I Heeartradio. It's host to 757 00:41:36,445 --> 00:41:39,965 Speaker 1: produce mixed research et cetera by Gabby Wats, Nika Duarte, 758 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:43,325 Speaker 1: and Taylor Church. You can follow us on Instagram and 759 00:41:43,405 --> 00:41:46,525 Speaker 1: Twitter at cadaver Gals. Thanks for listening.