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Speaker 1: Episode one thirty eight, The Brooklyn Boys podcast, still recording
Speaker 1: on a Friday from our house is nothing has changed, Okay.
Speaker 1: Last week we talked about recording on Thursday and the
Speaker 1: Tuesday afternoon Hurricane Ed. That's what I'm calling it, hurricane
Speaker 1: because you can't pronounces I can pronounce it. I just
Speaker 1: I just feel like, you know, like all the hurricanes,
Speaker 1: some of them are some of the hurricanes when they
Speaker 1: name them alphabetically, they just wander out to see and
Speaker 1: they fizzle out, right. That's why, Like, how could it
Speaker 1: be Hurricane L There's only been one hurricane? No, No No,
Speaker 1: they all they all get named when they start in
Speaker 1: the Caribbean, in or in the Atlantic Ocean. Every hurricane
Speaker 1: year from June one to November one, it starts with
Speaker 1: an A, and the next storms a B, and the
Speaker 1: next storms the sea. Now some of them, some of
Speaker 1: them start as tropical depressions and storms and hurricanes, and
Speaker 1: as Brodie said, you never hear of half of them
Speaker 1: because they're just happening in the middle of nowhere. Well,
Speaker 1: they just fizzle out they make a right turn and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden And so sometimes like if you
Speaker 1: talk to Froggy on our on Our Big Show, and
Speaker 1: you talked to him about hurricanes, they'll be able to
Speaker 1: tell you like, oh, Hurricane Andrew, Hurricane Irma, Wilma, like
Speaker 1: the ones that um, I guess, uh, Katrina, the big ones, right,
Speaker 1: you remember their names forever because they did devastation. Well,
Speaker 1: I feel like I s I know that I know
Speaker 1: the name, and it comes from the derivation. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a hard word, hard name for people to say,
Speaker 1: even when they see it. I think seeing it as
Speaker 1: the problem. I think when you see it, it looks
Speaker 1: like as eyes yea. So it starts with I, which
Speaker 1: means there's been an A, B, C, D, E, F
Speaker 1: G H already this hurricane season and we haven't heard
Speaker 1: of really any of them. If that makes any sense, Um,
Speaker 1: are you getting message? It makes sense? Nope? Is that
Speaker 1: your side piece texting you during the podcast? Wow, Brodie's
Speaker 1: like muting his microphone here, cough on the mic, because
Speaker 1: if you cough off the mic, then it sounds terrible.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're disconnected. It sounds like you're hiding something.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: at all okay. So yeah, so, as we were just saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: so there's been all these hurricanes or storms already and
Speaker 1: impact it did the first one that I'm hearing people
Speaker 1: will be saying it is from now right, but not
Speaker 1: like not like Andrew, like it didn't do the damage
Speaker 1: in most places. Obviously there was damage. Um, So we
Speaker 1: had a tropical storm by the time it hit New Jersey,
Speaker 1: and so there was a giant tree down a couple
Speaker 1: of blocks in my house, on the front lawn of
Speaker 1: somebody's house and on the of the bottom of the
Speaker 1: tree with all the roots came up everything. The bottom
Speaker 1: of the tree was about twelve ft wide, maybe more.
Speaker 1: They hung um construction paper, you know, like, ah, we
Speaker 1: used to call it oak tag. I don't construction paper now.
Speaker 1: They made a sign and it said could be worse,
Speaker 1: there could be a pandemic, which I just thought was
Speaker 1: hilarious that even with a tree on the top they
Speaker 1: fell on the house by the way, that they could
Speaker 1: still make a joke. I took a picture of it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put up on my Instagram probably this weekend. Um,
Speaker 1: but anyway, so I lost we lost power on the
Speaker 1: whole neighborhood. Just getting your power back night. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: Tuesday afternoon the power went out. Now sons, it goes
Speaker 1: out and you go, all right, they'll flip a breaker,
Speaker 1: it'll be fine. Nope, Tuesday night in the dark, Wednesday
Speaker 1: all day in the dark, and Thursday all day in
Speaker 1: the dark. And they kept saying um on the website
Speaker 1: and in the text messages that the electric company sent us,
Speaker 1: You'll have your power back Thursday at eleven o'clock, right,
Speaker 1: which was last night. And we're like, okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna not not believable, not believable, not gonna happen. So
Speaker 1: you see that on Tuesday and you go, what come on?
Speaker 1: Then you see it on Wednesday, you go, I gotta
Speaker 1: wait another two days. This is crap. So you're living
Speaker 1: without lights, you're living without television, DVRs, streaming, WiFi, everything,
Speaker 1: live without everything. So my laptops dead, and uh, I'm
Speaker 1: charging everything in the car. I'm driving around with my phone,
Speaker 1: another phone from someone in my family, my iPad. I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm horrible for you. Yeah, it was terrible. You know.
Speaker 1: I was sitting on the driveway. I did the whole
Speaker 1: show Wednesday and Thursday morning sitting in my car because
Speaker 1: I can't say in the house. It's dark and there's
Speaker 1: no power, so you know, yeah, what sucks is you know?
Speaker 1: And I said this on the big show to a
Speaker 1: couple of people. I slept through the whole damn thing
Speaker 1: because I live. I live in a high rise, the
Speaker 1: small apartment way up in the sky where I guess,
Speaker 1: like the Jefferson's in a de luxe apartment, hardly a
Speaker 1: de luxe apartment, but it's a nice it's a cozy place.
Speaker 1: And and because I didn't, you know, all I could
Speaker 1: see is just some bands of rain whipping around. You
Speaker 1: don't hear the wind. You don't see the trees flowing
Speaker 1: back and forth. You don't see or experience the destruction.
Speaker 1: I literally said, I'm gonna bake some cookies and go
Speaker 1: to bed, and and then I woke up and the
Speaker 1: sun was out, and then I got I feel, he's
Speaker 1: the vegan cookies. By the way, Yes, you baked vegan
Speaker 1: cookies and you drank chalk, you drank milk with them.
Speaker 1: I did. I drank milk with vegan cookies. But the
Speaker 1: vegan cookie. I don't. I don't drink, you don't eat
Speaker 1: vegan cookies because I'm a vegan, right? Did it because us?
Speaker 1: As I said, I'll try anything once. And if you're
Speaker 1: a fan of this podcast, you know that I will
Speaker 1: try anything once and I have including your day. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: it doesn't even to be said anymore. So So with
Speaker 1: that said, I might it intrigued me while I was
Speaker 1: in the store and I said vegan can and it
Speaker 1: said can it can. It could be eaten raw, you
Speaker 1: could be eating you know, cook it whatever. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it because that's the kind of person
Speaker 1: I am. I have this open mind to new things.
Speaker 1: So I said I'm gonna get something now, not because
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be vegan. So it wasn't wrong that
Speaker 1: I followed it with milk, which is not a vegan product.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't because I'm not trying to be vegan.
Speaker 1: See that's the that's the difference. That's what people wouldn't
Speaker 1: let me explain. I'm feeling like it's going to like
Speaker 1: like Burger King or one of those places that has
Speaker 1: like beyond burgers and then and then putting beef gravy
Speaker 1: on it, like that's what it seemed like to me.
Speaker 1: But to me, but my reasons for buying and trying
Speaker 1: the vegan the vegan cookies was because I wanted to
Speaker 1: know did it Did it taste better than a regular
Speaker 1: chocolate chip or as good as and I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was supposed to taste better, it's just it
Speaker 1: lacks ingredients that are the animal based. Well that Brody
Speaker 1: is where you are wrong. It tasted as good and
Speaker 1: here's why, because I, like I later learned that all
Speaker 1: it is is like a marketing ploy because the only
Speaker 1: thing that's really different is that there's no butter in it.
Speaker 1: It's because that's the dairy product that would create like
Speaker 1: the other brands of cookies, right, so so it's replaced
Speaker 1: with something else or there's something just missing there. But
Speaker 1: when you I'll tell you they use oils, and they
Speaker 1: still use oils in the cookie to make it. I
Speaker 1: mean there's still types of oil in it, so but
Speaker 1: it's plant based oil doesn't matter. The point is it
Speaker 1: came out to be a nice, beautiful sweet chocolate chip cookie,
Speaker 1: but it was considered vegan, so it was as good
Speaker 1: as any you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
Speaker 1: In fact, I remember another company coming up, not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: well not a sponsor of mine at least, and you
Speaker 1: gave these cookies to your daughter, and you couldn't even
Speaker 1: believe how great these cookies were. They were vegan. But
Speaker 1: again we're fooled by the word vegan. You're like, oh, vegan,
Speaker 1: but all it is is just a marketing ploy for
Speaker 1: vegans to buy it and eat it. For everybody else,
Speaker 1: everybody else get employ but from marketing ploy, yes, because
Speaker 1: it's but it's aimed it's it's a marketing ploy aimed
Speaker 1: at vegans. Okay, but that's like saying if if it's
Speaker 1: if it's kosher steak, that it's a marketing ploy to
Speaker 1: attract religions to eat it. It's market marketing ploy. It's operation.
Speaker 1: Yes it is, but but it won't turn off a
Speaker 1: person like me. Okay, But if you made it, if
Speaker 1: you made something like you sold loamin without vegetables, that's
Speaker 1: not a marketing ploy. That's just obviously you're appealing to me.
Speaker 1: But that's not a ploy. Okay. You like like veganism
Speaker 1: is a ploy. No, But this this cookie company decided
Speaker 1: this is their catering to the it's not a marketing
Speaker 1: employ But the good news here is for non vegans
Speaker 1: that it doesn't. It tastes just as good as a
Speaker 1: regular chocolate chip cookie. Are they cheaper than regular chocolate
Speaker 1: chip cookies? You know? I mean I don't look at
Speaker 1: prices when I buy here. I know you boe boe.
Speaker 1: I just I just like it tastes good. I liked
Speaker 1: it and with my experiment was was you know. But
Speaker 1: but that's not the point. The only person I know
Speaker 1: who would hire an instat cart person halfway through your
Speaker 1: shopping you just go at you instat cart person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you just take over for me? And I can
Speaker 1: just see you go home? Why don't it be time
Speaker 1: just got instat cart take over for me? Man, he's twenty.
Speaker 1: You can't keep you bothered with this ship, you know,
Speaker 1: but shopping. But I wasn't doing it for health purposes.
Speaker 1: I wasn't doing it because I want to be Nobody
Speaker 1: thought you were doing anything for health reasons. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying about I'm not trying to be a vegan. I'm
Speaker 1: trying I just wanted, like, what does this taste like?
Speaker 1: Because I'm curious speaking as sponsors. Scary. We got an
Speaker 1: email that went out to the whole on air staff
Speaker 1: up hours ago for a new company that sells dog leashes. Right,
Speaker 1: it's it was dog leashes and uh that they're made
Speaker 1: with carabbeinez, you know, the rock climbing thing. So it's
Speaker 1: like a rope with a caribbean on the end, so
Speaker 1: you can like latch latch the dog on. And they
Speaker 1: asked people, they said, well, who on the show wants
Speaker 1: to endorse this product? You? You said, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: even have a dog. I didn't respond, yes you did. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. That wasn't your email. What are you talking about.
Speaker 1: I didn't even get this email. It wasn't even directed
Speaker 1: at me. I don't have a dog. Somebody said, you replied, yes,
Speaker 1: that someone's goofing. I didn't. Did nobody. Nobody sent that
Speaker 1: to me on the show. Nobody. Did it come from
Speaker 1: one of the sales people. Yes, no, I was not
Speaker 1: company to that email, and rightfully so, I don't own
Speaker 1: a pet. I would never you know, I would never
Speaker 1: have a reason for a leash. Okay, but you did
Speaker 1: a diaper commercial. You don't have kids. Is it a
Speaker 1: sex leash? Maybe? I could work it in there to
Speaker 1: think about it, and maybe I could the least could
Speaker 1: be used for something else. I mean, and now you're
Speaker 1: looking for an angle to indorse. I'm just looking for
Speaker 1: an angle I don't have. I'm not gonna lie and
Speaker 1: say I have a pet. I don't have any pets. Okay,
Speaker 1: But anyway, back to the hurricane or this this storm,
Speaker 1: whatever this was, so I lost power. It was it
Speaker 1: was terrible. Look, you know, people have it worse. My
Speaker 1: house wasn't damaged. I can only speak about my pain.
Speaker 1: I know other people had more pain. I understand that. Well,
Speaker 1: my my co host on my other podcast is having
Speaker 1: a lot of pain because we were supported share from
Speaker 1: speaking volumes because we were supposed to record our podcast
Speaker 1: two days ago. And she hasn't had power since she
Speaker 1: lives up in Westchester and I forgot. Why don't you
Speaker 1: give him a dress? Well she was in Westchester. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's all you need to Yeah, okay, But anyway, that's
Speaker 1: by the way, that's north of Manhattan, north of the Bronx.
Speaker 1: If you're not from this area, right and and so,
Speaker 1: so she's still suffering. But what does Brody do? As
Speaker 1: soon as the power goes back on in his house.
Speaker 1: I screamed that the power just magically appears, and he
Speaker 1: turned on every fucking light, every light, all the air conditioners, everything.
Speaker 1: You wasted as much power as humanly. I almost blew
Speaker 1: the grid again. Well, you know, like you tried to
Speaker 1: do years ago when I tried to blow my own grid.
Speaker 1: So what you let me? Said? The stage, it was
Speaker 1: hold on. We put a spotlight on it because I
Speaker 1: have power for you. Nice. It was about eleven fifteen maybe,
Speaker 1: and uh at that point we're like, okay, they set
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock where there's the power. And my wife checks
Speaker 1: her phone because she's getting updates from the electric company,
Speaker 1: and it says new new time. You should have power
Speaker 1: back by tuesday. By Tuesday, So now I'm looking at
Speaker 1: three or four more days right Tuesday morning whatever. And
Speaker 1: I it's so depressing, scary. It's such an awful feeling
Speaker 1: to be in a house. You're just sitting there in
Speaker 1: the dark with uh, you know, with flashlights and candles,
Speaker 1: and you have all the blinds open during the day,
Speaker 1: and you have the windows open, the front door and
Speaker 1: the back door open because you know, he's just trying
Speaker 1: to get any kind of air in the house. It's
Speaker 1: just awful. You're trying to let Yeah, I have no
Speaker 1: problem doing that, no problem doing that, but I have
Speaker 1: a question for you. So anyway, so after after my
Speaker 1: wife says we're not getting power back for three or
Speaker 1: four days, I just like slumped in my chair, slumped,
Speaker 1: and then about a minute or two later here and
Speaker 1: everything came back. How great is that update? Thankfully their
Speaker 1: update was wrong. Thankfully the update was, well, you know
Speaker 1: what they did? They did? What what? What is the
Speaker 1: marketing ploy of the under promise? And that's what you're
Speaker 1: supposed to do in life? But says the thing what
Speaker 1: you're supposed to do is Thursday morning, you tell me
Speaker 1: it's not coming back till Tuesday. Right, then when it
Speaker 1: comes back on Thursday night, I'm excited. When you tell
Speaker 1: me at eleven o'clock that it's Tuesday, and then fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes later comes on, I wouldn't have been happy anyway.
Speaker 1: You didn't need to do that, right, You didn't. You
Speaker 1: didn't gain anything that they went with the worst possible
Speaker 1: scenario and they gave you the best possible But that
Speaker 1: means there are people in New Jersey that won't have
Speaker 1: power till Tuesday. I feel terrible for those people. Terrible.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, So, I I don't know about
Speaker 1: ten years ago, I bought a head strap that has
Speaker 1: five lights on it. You were the kid in school
Speaker 1: with the head strap? No, no, I wasn't. So it's
Speaker 1: like I'm like, I'm a spelunker, like like it's like
Speaker 1: a helmet with a light on it. You know those
Speaker 1: hats you wear and like a miner, like a minor,
Speaker 1: have this headband strap that they sell at home depotist.
Speaker 1: Every yeah, every time we lose power, I walk around
Speaker 1: with the light on my head. My hands are free
Speaker 1: and off to carry a flashlight. I can brush my teeth,
Speaker 1: I can, uh you know, do it. I get get dressed.
Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about like holding a flashlight
Speaker 1: walking around whatever. And every year, my my wife and
Speaker 1: kids look good that it looks so stupid. Meanwhile they're
Speaker 1: slepping around a flashlight or a lantern or whatever. So
Speaker 1: this year home Depot had new ones three ft twelve
Speaker 1: with floodlights on the front, like they their wide range lights,
Speaker 1: not just directly in front of you, so it lights
Speaker 1: up the whole room. Tremendous I walk the dogs. I
Speaker 1: have two dogs and one leash in each hand. Was
Speaker 1: I holding a flashlight? No, no, you're wearing You're wearing
Speaker 1: your spunker one headlight like the song that right, exactly?
Speaker 1: And so uh, Given the choice scary fashion over productivity,
Speaker 1: which do you choose in the case of an emergence,
Speaker 1: fashion or function? I go for function in times of need,
Speaker 1: in times of worry, in times of great despair, in
Speaker 1: times of necessity like this, this is an emergency. You
Speaker 1: go for function. You don't go for fashion. Why was
Speaker 1: someone making fun of you? Do you not listen to
Speaker 1: this podcast? Your wife and your daughters? Yeah, they keep
Speaker 1: trying to get a picture of me wearing the headlight. Well,
Speaker 1: what can I tell you other than the fact that they,
Speaker 1: you know, they need some content for the Graham or
Speaker 1: for TikTok or something. Yeah, I know, because it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: look at my dad. I could see them on Snapchat
Speaker 1: right now, like trying to get secret shots of you
Speaker 1: with this thing. So yeah, I mean, well, you're the
Speaker 1: dad that you're That is your role. You're you're supposed
Speaker 1: to take the fall on these things. You're like, okay,
Speaker 1: ha ha, I'm wearing I'm wearing a headlight on my face.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. I don't care at
Speaker 1: all because I can see where I'm going. Uh. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you've lost power, right, you've you've been in the past.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Oh yes, in previous Superstorm Sandy, I lost power. Yes.
Speaker 1: What do you do with the food and your refrigerator?
Speaker 1: The food in my refrigerator? Uh? What if you lose power?
Speaker 1: At what point do you get rid of it? Every item?
Speaker 1: Do you keep the doors closed and pray for me?
Speaker 1: I unfortunately live alone and have no neighbors that are
Speaker 1: close to me. Uh, or or building lost power or
Speaker 1: or no, I mean neighbors in other buildings with generators,
Speaker 1: people you know, or none that would want to take
Speaker 1: my food. So that's why I'm asking. Here's why I'm asking.
Speaker 1: So the stuff and the freezer that'll last longer, and
Speaker 1: then eventually it becomes to frosted and it's refrigerated level
Speaker 1: like it needs to be refrigerated, but it's still cold.
Speaker 1: The stuff in the refrigerator, you can try try shoving
Speaker 1: some of it in the freezer because the freezer holds
Speaker 1: its temp for a while. But my wife and I
Speaker 1: had this major debate over every item, like, oh we
Speaker 1: can save that, you can't save it? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not gonna go bad. It's it's bad already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll cook it. And so I was like, I'll eat that,
Speaker 1: not a problem, and she's like, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a refrigerator freezer thing. I think it's a what did
Speaker 1: you pay the most four things? So I would take
Speaker 1: the most valuable items, like, for instance, if I had
Speaker 1: a couple of steaks or some I don't know, like
Speaker 1: whatever is expensive, Like if I had produce and thinks
Speaker 1: not produce is not really as so you take let's
Speaker 1: go steak. Okay, like steak as in steak dinner. Sorry.
Speaker 1: The theme of steak continues, Um, if I had steaks
Speaker 1: that were I would find I would try and put
Speaker 1: those aside and see if anyone anywhere can just I
Speaker 1: can take up some real estate and someone's freezer with
Speaker 1: with my steak, because that, to me, I paid the
Speaker 1: most for. Then I immediately cut to what is going
Speaker 1: to outlast this fucking thing? And I look for the
Speaker 1: most processed foods possible in my refrigerator, and I say,
Speaker 1: you know what, mustard. I'm fucking leaving it. Catch up,
Speaker 1: no mustard and catch up a fine. What I'm saying is,
Speaker 1: if there's something in refrigerator, like a block of cheese,
Speaker 1: like and and because hard cheese lass longer than soft cheese, right,
Speaker 1: hard cheese can be a refrigerative. Got frozen dinners that
Speaker 1: are like temp cent the frosted? Are you? Are you
Speaker 1: someone who airs on the side of keep it well,
Speaker 1: I'll put ice bags on it. We'll figure it out, yes,
Speaker 1: or use someone like it's not ads gone. I'm like you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's okay. I can understand that what's going on between
Speaker 1: you and your wife because you're you're she's quicker to
Speaker 1: throw it away and right, and I'm quicker to go.
Speaker 1: And we paid fifty bucks for that pack, you know,
Speaker 1: like whatever it is okay. But see this, this is
Speaker 1: where you and I differ. We are on the same
Speaker 1: side of this argument, but for different reasons. You because
Speaker 1: of the cost, right, But for me it's because that
Speaker 1: fucking whatever it doesn't kill you makes you stronger. It's
Speaker 1: a bunch of bullshit anyway, didn't lie in you. They
Speaker 1: always tell you that I don't, I don't, I don't
Speaker 1: bother expiration date. I don't bother the expiration dates on
Speaker 1: a lot of ship because they just want you to
Speaker 1: buy more of that ship. It's the company that's trying
Speaker 1: to like make you run through it quicker. They say, oh,
Speaker 1: you need to do this because of the expiration date.
Speaker 1: So I am very war worry about listening to those.
Speaker 1: So to me, it's it's a suggestion. What word did
Speaker 1: you just use? War wary, wary, w a r y,
Speaker 1: however you want to pronounce it, where I don't want
Speaker 1: to pronounce it, it's wary wary. I am wary of that.
Speaker 1: So for instance, But but when you're talking about like
Speaker 1: defrosted dinner, defrosted frozen dinners, I think that's where you
Speaker 1: start to lose it and you have to just done goodbye. Well,
Speaker 1: so what I did was whatever I thought was frozen enough,
Speaker 1: I threw into freezer bags and drove him over to
Speaker 1: my friend's Gary's house. That's what you did, and that's
Speaker 1: where we're going with this, right, And so I gave you,
Speaker 1: I don't know, a dozen rock solid hamburgers, some some
Speaker 1: boxes of frozen food, and some refrigerator bowls that were
Speaker 1: still fairly cold. Correct And by the way, everything is
Speaker 1: whether the storm. It's all safe in my refrigerator and freezer, respectively. Well,
Speaker 1: that dozen hamburgers I gave you, which are a nice
Speaker 1: quality hamburger, My wife said, well, they're all yours because
Speaker 1: I'm not eating them. I'm up feeding them to the kids.
Speaker 1: They're all mine. No, me, me, she's talking to me.
Speaker 1: She's not talking to you, she said to me, David.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she'd be okay with me having them at
Speaker 1: this point. Yeah, she doesn't care, So I said, but
Speaker 1: they were frozen. Not what a motorcycle in the background. No,
Speaker 1: that's that's the people that that's my gardener cleaning up
Speaker 1: all the damage, the trees and everything that fell. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's like you're about to flight. No, you know it
Speaker 1: took me an hour and a half to get all
Speaker 1: the trees and the leaves and the branches that I
Speaker 1: will forgive that. It's okay, continue all right anyway, So
Speaker 1: I now have twelve hamburgers. So I feel even better
Speaker 1: now giving them to you, because now they're all mine.
Speaker 1: When I thought I would saving him for everybody, I
Speaker 1: was getting four of them, five of them. Maybe now
Speaker 1: I'm getting a whole dozen now When I brought him
Speaker 1: to you. They were hard as a rock, right right.
Speaker 1: They sure they didn't lose any any frozen quality about
Speaker 1: which is when I said to my wife, I see
Speaker 1: us now. They defrosted because they were in the case.
Speaker 1: By the way, you could tell your wife that when
Speaker 1: she shops her frozen food, the time that it takes
Speaker 1: for her to put it in her car check out,
Speaker 1: come home and put it in the freezer, it's the same.
Speaker 1: We don't buy frozen hamburgers. Those were fresh, but anything frozen.
Speaker 1: My point is if she if she's ever bought frozen
Speaker 1: food in the past, long enough, I understand that. But
Speaker 1: but but her thought process was, and I don't blame her,
Speaker 1: was that the freezer was off for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: It was it was like the whole day, and so
Speaker 1: I didn't open the door, so the ice cream was
Speaker 1: still hard. So you're fine, right, So I saved as
Speaker 1: much as I could. And by the way, she's crazy,
Speaker 1: she's out of her mind. At this point, I missed
Speaker 1: a Porterhouse steak in the back. And by the time
Speaker 1: we were cleaning out the fridge Wednesday night, the Porterhouse
Speaker 1: and defrosted. It was cold. So I said, I'll cook it.
Speaker 1: You can't cook it, so why not because once it's defrosted,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what I see? People are
Speaker 1: making up their own rules. My girlfriend does the same thing,
Speaker 1: She does the same ship. Yes it's oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's no good. Yes it is, it's fine. It never
Speaker 1: went below it's it's it's it's it's it's not like
Speaker 1: room temperature or hot. It's not warm. It's it's still cold.
Speaker 1: It still has that Goose qualities. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not. I'm not buying bullshit where you can't.
Speaker 1: You could freeze something that's that's refrigerated and then unfreeze
Speaker 1: it and then refreeze it again. You can do that.
Speaker 1: It's okay. It really it hurts the quality of the food.
Speaker 1: But you're not gonna die. You're not gonna kill yourself
Speaker 1: from it. Right, But what do we care about this?
Speaker 1: It must be a testosterone thing. There must be an
Speaker 1: ingredient in testosterone that breaks down the stuff that kills
Speaker 1: you on the internet that women are afraid of. Well whatever,
Speaker 1: I had a lot of old that was in the refrigerator.
Speaker 1: It wasn't and I lived. One of the things you
Speaker 1: did put here was what the fuck is I mean,
Speaker 1: I know what it is from the word it's Mayo
Speaker 1: half Mayo f ketchup. But does there need to be
Speaker 1: a product out there called Mayo chup when all you
Speaker 1: could do, well you need to do is do a
Speaker 1: on the Mayo and the on the ketchup and then
Speaker 1: combine them and don't you get Mayo chup? Okay? So
Speaker 1: what why sell chocolate milk scary when you can have
Speaker 1: milk and buy chocolate, right, but exactly, okay, we can
Speaker 1: move on. No, no, no, but Mayo chup just seems
Speaker 1: it just seems like it. Don't buy Why buy soda
Speaker 1: scary when you can buy the flavor and the far water,
Speaker 1: put it together in a soda stream, not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: and make your own soda. Right? Why chup is perfectly
Speaker 1: blended because it's whatever the balance of ketchup to Mayo.
Speaker 1: They I happen to love Thousand Island slash Russian dressing. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on a second, I just want to go to
Speaker 1: the refrigerator at for a second and grab the Mayo
Speaker 1: chup if you may, if I may, if you may,
Speaker 1: your Mayo chup out of my refrigerator. By the way,
Speaker 1: if if the chupp wants to sponsor hold on this podcast.
Speaker 1: You know I'm a big fan of the Heinz company,
Speaker 1: So go get the chup. Hello, are you chopping? Brody
Speaker 1: and scary Brodian and scary Brodian and scary, brilliant scary. Okay,
Speaker 1: his kids hit by the way, his refrigerators ten ft
Speaker 1: away and it's it's up, which is the way the commercials.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the commercials with the guys like you'd
Speaker 1: be chopping and guys like you know, I'm chopping? Have
Speaker 1: you seen those? No? I have not. You haven't seen
Speaker 1: the chopping, So mayo chup. Oh, by the way, this
Speaker 1: expired least September. It's a September. I took it from
Speaker 1: my mother's already is a year old. But you know
Speaker 1: what's hold on? It says best buy or must use by.
Speaker 1: It just said doesn't say either, It just says right.
Speaker 1: So to me, that's the birthday of it. What if
Speaker 1: it was made that day? My point is this, and
Speaker 1: you know you know I'm questioning. The point is I
Speaker 1: would I too, would have this in the refrigerator one
Speaker 1: to even three years old. And I'm okay with it so,
Speaker 1: but I'm just pointing that out, and it says, here,
Speaker 1: what's what are the ingredients? Soybean oil, which is something
Speaker 1: that you find in mayonnaise, which by the way, is
Speaker 1: a bad ingredient. Um tomato concentrate and Mr Vegan cookie
Speaker 1: tomato concentrate, which is gives you the chup. Oh god.
Speaker 1: Ingredient Number three is a killer high fruit. Those corn syrup,
Speaker 1: which is also why I don't eat regular hinds ketchup
Speaker 1: and I try and go for the organic stuff. High fruit.
Speaker 1: Those corn syrup, which is putting everything is what makes
Speaker 1: us all obese. That you know, you understand that, right,
Speaker 1: so so so high fruit, those cornship is awful. So anyway, saying,
Speaker 1: are you telling me, are you telling me, oh, I
Speaker 1: canssume that mayo chop is not healthy? I am telling
Speaker 1: you mayonnaise ketchup and I didn't read the ingredients. Yeah okay.
Speaker 1: And then you got distilled white vinegar, which is another
Speaker 1: ingredient that you would find in ketchup um, and then
Speaker 1: egg yolks and all flavoring. Oh here it goes, potassium sorbates,
Speaker 1: sodium benz all the things you can't pronounce. That's the preservatives.
Speaker 1: That's how I know it's still good. That is exactly
Speaker 1: how you know it's good. But it's not good for
Speaker 1: you in general. But anyway, it's good and you're not
Speaker 1: gonna die from that. You're gonna die from have you?
Speaker 1: Have you seen anyone who's died from the chup yet?
Speaker 1: Zanathan the Chup, modified food Stars and Zanathan gum. You
Speaker 1: could definitely find a more pure xanthon gum. You can
Speaker 1: definitely find a more pure chup. So that's yeah. Listen,
Speaker 1: if I wanted just the chup, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: I will chop chop for sure. Of course, of course
Speaker 1: you gotta henz chop. I'm telling you, are you hey,
Speaker 1: don't eat my chop. I'm not eating your mayo chup?
Speaker 1: What are you eating about? Are you? Are you eating
Speaker 1: my proos? I'm not. Are you eating my my my tortalini? No?
Speaker 1: I hate pasta. Okay, okay, don't eat my food. What
Speaker 1: are you're talking about? I brought it over your house
Speaker 1: so you could store it from me, knot so you
Speaker 1: can eat it. No, this is legit, This isn't a bit.
Speaker 1: Don't eat my food. I'm eating a cozy shack put
Speaker 1: my pudding down. No, I didn't bring the pudding there
Speaker 1: for you to eat. Well, it's only fair. You're using
Speaker 1: my refrigerator, dude, it cost you anything. You're you're taking
Speaker 1: up real estate. It's like, I'm I gotta charge you
Speaker 1: rent um some kind. You're not alone. Your refrigerators empty.
Speaker 1: I've seen it, right, which is why I could have
Speaker 1: one rice pudding. Come on, I can't come until Monday.
Speaker 1: You're gonna want another one over the weekend. No, I
Speaker 1: only brought you four. Right now, there's three, son of
Speaker 1: a bitch. Come on, I can't have one fucking rice pudding?
Speaker 1: How about you ask me? Don't you think you should
Speaker 1: ask me? Say? Hey, can I have I have one
Speaker 1: of your your cozy check? Brody? Can I finish this
Speaker 1: rice pudding? Well? You could finish it now I will.
Speaker 1: It's so good. I gotta tell you, I've been staring
Speaker 1: out forty eight hours. So fucking good. No wonder I
Speaker 1: told you I was bringing food over. You're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: bring it over, Bring it over. Absolutely no problem with that.
Speaker 1: Just consider it rent. It's rent for being in my refrigerator.
Speaker 1: You really have a problem with me eating one? It's
Speaker 1: just one I'm not gonna eat all of them. I
Speaker 1: have a problem with you eating without asking me. I
Speaker 1: know how many hamburgers I gave you right, and they'll
Speaker 1: all be there when you get back. Did you put
Speaker 1: don't eat the chump? I'm not even gonna open the chump, dude,
Speaker 1: druss me. I'm staying far away from the fucking chup. Disgusting. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's delicious. It's rush and dressing, dressing without the pickle.
Speaker 1: It's called mayo chup, saucy sauce, saucy sauce. What more sauce.
Speaker 1: You can't get more saucy than that. It's the sauce
Speaker 1: that's saucy. Now, I got rice in my teeth, so
Speaker 1: we gotta also make um take a break take. They
Speaker 1: make all the you know they make like um, what's
Speaker 1: the other one? What? They mayo? Mayo tard? Mayo tard?
Speaker 1: Am I allowed to say that the M word? I
Speaker 1: think they make mayo tard right, that's the mustard or
Speaker 1: mustar must musp. Maybe they must chop or catch tard?
Speaker 1: Is it catch tard? They make dejonnaise, that is that
Speaker 1: dejonnaise is your mustard. They also they make u uh
Speaker 1: ma racha racha or yeah, sarraco. I think maybe that's
Speaker 1: as sacho mayonnaise. Folks, high fruit, those corn syrup and
Speaker 1: all of it. Do better, Come on, find stuff that
Speaker 1: doesn't have that. I think you could find a mayo
Speaker 1: chup that has that doesn't have either. But you'd eat
Speaker 1: mayo tard, right, you like mustard mayo tard. I would
Speaker 1: eat mayotard. That's Djana's. Yeah. I kind of like mine better.
Speaker 1: I do like yours is better? Okay, alright, yours is
Speaker 1: yours is all right, let's address the big pink elephant
Speaker 1: in the room. Okay, pink pink. Let's dress orange, the
Speaker 1: blue and orange or the big the big gorilla. Um.
Speaker 1: We almost people probably wondering why the fund didn't they
Speaker 1: say it right there at the beginning, because we wanted
Speaker 1: to just kind of get into the podcast just a
Speaker 1: little bit. But the truth of the matter is the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, your boys, finally have made good on a promise.
Speaker 1: We have launched our very own store. Say it. We're
Speaker 1: so excited. The crowd goes wild. Finally, if you're listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast right now, you can go to Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys dot Big Cartel dot com m where Cartel is
Speaker 1: c A R T E L. Or you can go
Speaker 1: to our social media and find it. We link you
Speaker 1: everywhere to Brooklyn Boys dot big cartel dot com. You
Speaker 1: can find tops, you you can find the un sex
Speaker 1: t you can find women's tank tops, and you could
Speaker 1: find masks. That's right. I'm very excited. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: it then, Brodie, Well, I'm excited, but I'm already getting
Speaker 1: people what they're asking for. The freebees. Wait, who who
Speaker 1: approached you for freebee? Okay, uh, my friend um. I
Speaker 1: don't want to give out names because I've mentioned them before,
Speaker 1: but my friend with the letter E um, my mom,
Speaker 1: another friend of mine with a J. They're all like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, get me a shirt. Alright, alright, well here's
Speaker 1: all right. Well, well we have to be completely honest
Speaker 1: with our listeners, the slices and everybody that's listening. Okay,
Speaker 1: the truth the matter is, we fucking fronted the money
Speaker 1: for this ahead of time. We this is this. We
Speaker 1: went in the hole to get this done. They don't
Speaker 1: just print shirts and they appear. There isn't a company
Speaker 1: out there that magically said we're gonna do you guys
Speaker 1: a favor and make make shirts. So the reason why
Speaker 1: they have price tags on them is because we gotta
Speaker 1: we gotta get our money back that we actually invested
Speaker 1: into the shirts. We we they charged our credit cards
Speaker 1: quite honestly. But but um, I guess we worked long
Speaker 1: and hard on um, you know, getting this out there
Speaker 1: to to to finally to the point where there's a
Speaker 1: website with a store attached to it where people could
Speaker 1: just go online and order. We have a company that's
Speaker 1: filling all the orders producing the shirts. I mean, it
Speaker 1: costs money. And they're not I mean, people are good
Speaker 1: friends of ours, they're not just great friends. We don't
Speaker 1: we don't need to bore everybody. People are good friends,
Speaker 1: but they're not gonna be so great friends and they're
Speaker 1: gonna open up the printing press and just start giving
Speaker 1: us free cotton. Right, And I want to I want
Speaker 1: to point out that, um, we had a conversation about
Speaker 1: six months ago when a friend of ours right was
Speaker 1: selling books and I didn't buy a book because I
Speaker 1: was given one for free, right, remember that, right? Okay,
Speaker 1: that person didn't pay for all the books to be made,
Speaker 1: and I ended up buying a book. Just so you
Speaker 1: guys all know it was the right thing to do
Speaker 1: when I did order a book from Amazon, so I
Speaker 1: have two copies of the book. Um, but these are scary.
Speaker 1: Mentioned we had to layout the money. So people of
Speaker 1: people who don't know, people who don't know how it works,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, um, can I get one with blue
Speaker 1: lettering and orange in the side? And can I get
Speaker 1: the white logo on the T shirt? And then can
Speaker 1: I get can I get Brody's name first? Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to address that last. Can we remind me? Want
Speaker 1: I want to address that. Um, But when you make
Speaker 1: this stuff and you have to front the money, you
Speaker 1: have to kind of narrow down what you doing. So
Speaker 1: you have one logo, right, and we made the logo white,
Speaker 1: which was which was easier. I want to say this,
Speaker 1: and and you know, I want to give crops to
Speaker 1: Brody because Brody did a lot of that part of it. Brodie.
Speaker 1: Brodie actually said, let's I think we should go with
Speaker 1: with this logo looking like this, and I think we
Speaker 1: should go with this this color scheme, and you know,
Speaker 1: and of course, you know, I'm really very easy going,
Speaker 1: so I kind of like, oh yeah, but but there
Speaker 1: was some things that I was like, I gotta have
Speaker 1: the blue. I need, I need to know the blue.
Speaker 1: We all agreed on the blue. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You can you can tweet us on this one. We
Speaker 1: were thinking about doing a second color for a T shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I suggested gray. Medium gray, slightly dark gray, not
Speaker 1: like pale gray, heather gray, a little darker than heather gray.
Speaker 1: I hate it because that's the color. First of all,
Speaker 1: it's generic. Everybody sells shirts and gray. You wear them
Speaker 1: to the gym, your jog, you work out in them,
Speaker 1: and I hate gray. I'm not doing gray. Well, I
Speaker 1: just I thought gray was more of a secondary color.
Speaker 1: Let's not lead with let's lead with like a nice
Speaker 1: I agree with that. But we were talking about maybe
Speaker 1: the next save we do, and we might do some
Speaker 1: which leads just to that there will be other versions
Speaker 1: of these shirts in the future. There will also be
Speaker 1: we have we have other ideas for products. There will
Speaker 1: be this. This merch store will only grow over time.
Speaker 1: We're working with this company that we want them to
Speaker 1: be very light on our wallets. You know, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: We gotta sell this stuff. We we don't sell we
Speaker 1: all we we have to keep it. So I think
Speaker 1: you are going to get free after a Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, although we are sold in a couple
Speaker 1: of sizes on things already. Okay, first of all, thank
Speaker 1: you slices that have already shopped at Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: big Cartel dot com. Because some of the sizes and
Speaker 1: styles are out already. We've already placed our second order
Speaker 1: for merchandise. Yes, takes the mind. Keep in mind. Let's
Speaker 1: say you love the tank top, right, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I love the tank top at the white logo. At
Speaker 1: some point we're gonna not make that anymore and then
Speaker 1: have a new item possibly, So if you like the
Speaker 1: blue with the blue and the blue with the white
Speaker 1: or whatever, get it now. And this isn't a sales thing,
Speaker 1: this is just reality. If we want to have more
Speaker 1: things pizza cutters and few a shirts, yeah, we can
Speaker 1: only afford to have so many available options for now
Speaker 1: unless you guys start buying stuff like crazy, in which
Speaker 1: case that will give us the money to reinvest back
Speaker 1: in right anyway, Yeah, that's very well. The first two days.
Speaker 1: Elvis is excited for us, and uh, I hope we'll
Speaker 1: be talking about it next week on the Big Show.
Speaker 1: But thank you very much for all the shopping support.
Speaker 1: Take a look and keep checking back in the future
Speaker 1: because you never know when new items are gonna p
Speaker 1: Don't check back in the past because you'll see stuff
Speaker 1: you already saw if you're able to do that, if
Speaker 1: you're listening to this podcast later at a later date,
Speaker 1: we may we may already we may already have new
Speaker 1: items in there, so this might be all the way
Speaker 1: we may have been shut down. That's right. We we
Speaker 1: may need we may need to play the listen in
Speaker 1: order jingle again though, because we haven't done that in
Speaker 1: a while, because I mentioned last week that we noticed
Speaker 1: the previous week's episode, so one thirties six had a
Speaker 1: lot of listens, but the four before it were medium,
Speaker 1: right medium. A couple of people confessed to me that,
Speaker 1: you know, the pandemic going on, They had listened in
Speaker 1: a while, We get that out of your routine. But
Speaker 1: when they saw a Jersey kid, they jumped ahead. And
Speaker 1: there was some by the way that we're excited to
Speaker 1: hear the Jersey kid. Don't pool yourself, and there there
Speaker 1: were a lot of people that were excited about this
Speaker 1: last week. There were a lot of people that were
Speaker 1: excited about that episode got a lot of hits. It did,
Speaker 1: It did very well. Now, on the other hand, the
Speaker 1: episode after that, last week's episode, you could probably use
Speaker 1: a little more kick in the s s. But by
Speaker 1: the time you hear this, because you've already listened, because
Speaker 1: you're listening in order, so you do. And uh. On
Speaker 1: that note, we we bypassed some some soundclips that we
Speaker 1: had last week. Let's we wanted to. Yeah, we definitely
Speaker 1: got to play some of this stuff. We have the
Speaker 1: State of New Jersey sitting here from last week. And
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is old or not at
Speaker 1: this point, but the State of New Jersey. Yeah, State
Speaker 1: of New Jersey, that's what I called it. That's what
Speaker 1: it's called. Should just play it? No, I may have
Speaker 1: to set it up. Let me let me look at
Speaker 1: my list, go back to that one. Let's go, let's
Speaker 1: go on to State of New Jersey. No, I don't
Speaker 1: have State in New Jersey. State in New Jersey. Nope,
Speaker 1: I've got self subjugated. Rick the Drummer, we did Chad
Speaker 1: all that stuff. State in New Jersey did play the
Speaker 1: State in New Jersey. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: That's a song. No, No, state in New Jersey. I'm
Speaker 1: on the wrong sound bag. I'm doing it. We're doing
Speaker 1: this from home, folks. This is not not as easy
Speaker 1: as it sounds, right, even with your three point seven
Speaker 1: million dollar sound system. Button. When you or someone you
Speaker 1: know is struggling with addiction, there can seem like no
Speaker 1: way out. There is no medictate they can help. That's it,
Speaker 1: that's it. Okay, listen to what she said. It may
Speaker 1: seem like there's no way out. Now there is. I'll
Speaker 1: try it again. It's very good quality audio, Brody, I
Speaker 1: thank you. When you or someone you know is struggling
Speaker 1: with addiction, there can seem like no way out. There
Speaker 1: is there stop she said, there's it seems like there's
Speaker 1: no way out. There is, There is no way out.
Speaker 1: That's what she just said. No, there is a way out,
Speaker 1: but not the way she phrased that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It may seem like there's no way out, but there are.
Speaker 1: You or someone you know is struggling with addiction. There
Speaker 1: can seem like no way out. There is there is,
Speaker 1: There is no way out. That's right. So so if
Speaker 1: she would have said, but there is, well, yeah, but
Speaker 1: there is a way out. But even if she said,
Speaker 1: but there is, but there is said, it seems like
Speaker 1: there's no way out. There is there is, there is
Speaker 1: no way out. That's right. I don't know, Brody, that
Speaker 1: gonna be the way man. Well, I play shirt because
Speaker 1: it's an old couple talking about volunteering. Is it a
Speaker 1: Peter Millar shirt? No? No, let's play shirt because that's
Speaker 1: the same problem with We're Tom and Cindy Thornton. We
Speaker 1: volunteered our community free health clinic. So we don't just
Speaker 1: wear the shirt. We live it. We don't just wear
Speaker 1: the shirt. We live it. We live it. They live
Speaker 1: the shirt. They live the shirt. Uh, that meet with that, Well,
Speaker 1: that's kind of a so right before that, they're saying,
Speaker 1: how it's a metaphor. It's a metaphor. It's a metaphor.
Speaker 1: Let's try to get it. Was the logo of the
Speaker 1: is on the shirt. They wear the shirt from this
Speaker 1: organization you're getting just wear the shirt. Incredible. We're Tom
Speaker 1: and Cindy Thornton. We volunteered our community free health clinic.
Speaker 1: So we don't just wear the shirt. We live it.
Speaker 1: They live the shirt. That means that they do everything
Speaker 1: that stay, that stands for everything that shirt stands for
Speaker 1: they live that that man Trump. But they said they
Speaker 1: lived the shirt all right, you got they got the
Speaker 1: clip for you who do? Okay, now this is people
Speaker 1: talking about So a couple of weeks ago, uh congress
Speaker 1: a congressman said something uh in allegedly inappropriate to another,
Speaker 1: to a congresswoman to a female congressman allegedly allegedly, Uh
Speaker 1: play the clip. So this is just highlighting. This is
Speaker 1: not just representative you who. This is much larger and
Speaker 1: this is not okay, I gotta hear that one. We
Speaker 1: get again. So this is just highlighting. This is not
Speaker 1: just representative you who. Representative you who? Yeah. The problem
Speaker 1: is his name is ted Yoho. Oh you who? Is
Speaker 1: a chocolate based drink in the Northeast. As soon as
Speaker 1: I heard that, I heard the word you who, I
Speaker 1: immediately thought that there was going to be about the
Speaker 1: chocolate drink. She called him, yeah, she called him you who. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's not chocolate milk either, it's chocolate drink.
Speaker 1: It's chocolate water water. Do you think it's chocolate milk
Speaker 1: but it's water? Down? You who? Thank you beast boys?
Speaker 1: You who is you? Who? Is a it's disgusting. It's
Speaker 1: it's a water based it's delicious. I love it. It's nasty.
Speaker 1: That's ship that doesn't have said. That's stuff that that's
Speaker 1: like goes down the Mayo chup fucking category. My chop brother,
Speaker 1: that is the last forever by the way, you boys quote,
Speaker 1: don't insult my chuck brother. Okay, um play the clip
Speaker 1: of um oh did we play? We did not? Okay,
Speaker 1: so it just me. This guy says it like he's
Speaker 1: like it's a Peter Malaw commercial. But instead of saying
Speaker 1: it's he just he says in a way that just
Speaker 1: annoys me. And he keeps saying it and his mouth
Speaker 1: doesn't open when he says it. My favorite supplements is
Speaker 1: quen All turmeric turmeric health of healthy joints and inflamm
Speaker 1: like regular turmeric supplements. I hate him. He does like
Speaker 1: he does like a Coque ten commercial. He does a
Speaker 1: lot of like drug products. He's um. He looks like
Speaker 1: the guy in um Umbrella Academy, right, the older brother,
Speaker 1: but without the muscles and the and the gorilla hair. Spoiler, Um,
Speaker 1: I have three more for you. We have the we
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Speaker 1: in it. Shady race, that's my favorite barbecue sauce. That's
Speaker 1: baby race. So Shady Rays has a shost sound and
Speaker 1: a sound, and I believe it's sunglasses. Those words couldn't
Speaker 1: possibly have more SSEs in them, right right right, Listen
Speaker 1: to the guy that got they hired to this commercial. No,
Speaker 1: I only got half of it because but I haven't
Speaker 1: heard it since, So make it a little louder. I
Speaker 1: was and verified five star reviews, and every time he plays,
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Speaker 1: Did you hear it? I just heard him doing a
Speaker 1: commercial for Shady Rays. Okay, which we just did. We
Speaker 1: have to charge that he has. He can't say the
Speaker 1: letter s. He's like, call off. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: know about that, he says, call us. The Shady Rays
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Speaker 1: the cat That's what I'm That's what I'm saying to you.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have that that issue. I'm not
Speaker 1: making fun, but why would you hire a guy who
Speaker 1: says it like that to do a commercial for shady
Speaker 1: rays speech impediment? Well, yeah, so I found that. I
Speaker 1: found It'll be like what, Okay, So you've seen these
Speaker 1: drug commercials where they have like warnings in them, Right,
Speaker 1: don't take this drug if you're allergic to penicillin. Don't
Speaker 1: take this drug if you have a heart condition it
Speaker 1: affects me include right, don't take this drug if you're
Speaker 1: stomach diarrhea. So this this product, Consentics, they give a warning,
Speaker 1: they say, don't take Consentics if something, and it just
Speaker 1: seems to me they didn't need to say it. It
Speaker 1: shouldn't go out saying nice poriasis. How Sentics works on
Speaker 1: all of this. Consentics treats the multiple symptoms of storiatic
Speaker 1: arthritis to help you look and feel better. Don't use
Speaker 1: if you're allergic to Concenics before starting, I don't use
Speaker 1: your allergic Why would you use any drug if you're
Speaker 1: allergic to it. Right, But the point is, like, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't say don't don't use ketchup if you're allergic to
Speaker 1: catch up like that, you would say, don't eat catchup
Speaker 1: if you're allergic to vinegar. Right, don't don't have mustard
Speaker 1: if you're allergic to mustard seed or whatever else is
Speaker 1: and mustard. Don't don't use consentics if you're allergic to consentics.
Speaker 1: Doesn't that seem like a no brainer. Yeah, But but
Speaker 1: this is America and people need to be told, Hey,
Speaker 1: this this was the land of a toilet paper shortage
Speaker 1: four months ago. People need to be told, you need
Speaker 1: to spell it out. Unfortunately, we're idiots this entire planet. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't drink coke if you're allergic to sugar. I get that.
Speaker 1: Don't drink coke if you're allergic to coke. That sounds
Speaker 1: it sounds like a cover your ass move by assentics,
Speaker 1: Like because somebody, some schmuck who's allergic ingredients. But if
Speaker 1: some schmuck who took it and then they were allergic
Speaker 1: to all they were allergic and they took it, at
Speaker 1: least the commercial covered their ask by saying we told
Speaker 1: them that if they were allergic, they shouldn't take it
Speaker 1: so bad. I see where you're going with that, But
Speaker 1: again it's probably their legal department probably insisted that they
Speaker 1: put that in. That's illegally show you're like, you know
Speaker 1: what you're you're you're you are what you're a wet
Speaker 1: mop today? What are you talking about? And just like
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to justify I wanna I'm gonna fill
Speaker 1: your face with mayo. Chup in a second. I've had
Speaker 1: no problem with that. Okay, Now this one, this was
Speaker 1: on I think it was on during a Mets game
Speaker 1: if I remember correctly, and I thought I didn't hear
Speaker 1: it right. So you have the commercial with the letter H.
Speaker 1: I think it's an insurance company. I think I don't
Speaker 1: even know I have. I took a picture of it.
Speaker 1: So in case you don't believe this is real, In
Speaker 1: case you think we went into a studio and recorded this,
Speaker 1: this is a real company running commercials. This is a
Speaker 1: original audio play. The audio I know this one is Okay,
Speaker 1: this is hysterical. To the average insurance company, small businesses
Speaker 1: look the same. But because his consist spent decades insuring
Speaker 1: small businesses. By the way, they also have to start
Speaker 1: with small businesses too. Okay, so it's h I s
Speaker 1: ce X his Cox play the commercial. To the average
Speaker 1: insurance company, small businesses look the same, but because his
Speaker 1: concepts spent decades ensuring small businesses, there's more. You got
Speaker 1: a lot of run. Were giggling like little boys, but
Speaker 1: let the whole thing run. To the average insurance company,
Speaker 1: small businesses look the same, but because his concepts spent
Speaker 1: decades insuring small businesses, it sees each of them is
Speaker 1: as unique as a strand of DNA or a fingerprint,
Speaker 1: with their own unique needs and challenges. That's why America's
Speaker 1: number one online business insurer tailors its policies to each
Speaker 1: small business is very specific needs and yours his Cocks
Speaker 1: business insurance experts. Everybody loves his Cox. Who doesn't love
Speaker 1: his Cox? Listen when you when you need an insurance company,
Speaker 1: the first thing you turned to is his Cox. They'll
Speaker 1: be firm with their decisions. You're in You're in good
Speaker 1: hands with his Cox. The we they can insure a
Speaker 1: thing or two because they've seen a thing or two
Speaker 1: in his Cox. They don't suck his Cox. That's right,
Speaker 1: by the way. Flow from progressive, big fan of his Cox. Wow, yeah, alright.
Speaker 1: Did you notice she's one of these people that says
Speaker 1: insurance insurance. Yeah, like people who say I'm going upstairs
Speaker 1: or Thanksgiving. Thanks It's just different part of the country,
Speaker 1: that's all right. But she's in she's an insurance person,
Speaker 1: whereas we are insuring people. And like so she said
Speaker 1: his Cox where we might say his Cox, his Cox, right,
Speaker 1: one more time, of course this is please make it
Speaker 1: loud of to the average insurance company, small businesses look
Speaker 1: the same. But because his con sus spent decades insuring
Speaker 1: some businesses is as unique as a strand of DNA
Speaker 1: or a fingerprint, with their own unique needs and challenges.
Speaker 1: I love that. That's why America is number one online
Speaker 1: business insurance. Taylors Its policies to each small business is
Speaker 1: very specific needs. Business doesn't matter his Cox business insurance experts.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that they had a woman
Speaker 1: do it and that she like was like, oh yeah, Cox,
Speaker 1: his Cox. Look, that may be the guy's last name.
Speaker 1: I like how they stuck DNA in there as well.
Speaker 1: Small small, We don't care about the size of your company.
Speaker 1: Size doesn't matter, does not matter with you deal with
Speaker 1: your company. It's what you do with it, not how
Speaker 1: big your company. Yeah, they wrote they wrote that specifically
Speaker 1: for that commercial, for that name his Cox, his Cox.
Speaker 1: Do I have any more sound? That's I think we're
Speaker 1: done for now we end? Are we ending on his Cox?
Speaker 1: I think that's where it begins. Uh yeah. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I was geta what do you have? Because I have
Speaker 1: some that I wanted to read you. No, No, I
Speaker 1: want you to I want I want to hear this.
Speaker 1: I want to hear the car. So this was a
Speaker 1: car dealership. It's the car company of my wife's car.
Speaker 1: Got this letter in the mail. They're sending it tours
Speaker 1: because you know, we're a valued customer, UM, and we
Speaker 1: can save money on Saturday. They need our car. There's
Speaker 1: a shortage of quality pre owned the kind of car
Speaker 1: we have within the region. UM. The company that makes
Speaker 1: the car trusts the workmanship of that car, and I
Speaker 1: have been ordered to pay you top dollar this Saturday.
Speaker 1: They are offering me sixteen thousand, seven hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: eight dollars this Saturday. I will receive an additional four thousand,
Speaker 1: nine d sixty eight dollars from my car, plus I
Speaker 1: will give you six thousand, seven hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 1: and make your first payment this Saturday, combined with zero
Speaker 1: percent for eighty four months, zero down only this Saturday,
Speaker 1: plus a free ten dollar Target gift card for attending
Speaker 1: this Saturday. That's not all. When five thousand dollars cash,
Speaker 1: one of our customers holds the winning number, present this invitation.
Speaker 1: You can win five thousand dollars cash. Now it's sixteen thousand,
Speaker 1: seven dollars plus roughly five thousand and additional money. That's
Speaker 1: roughly twenty one plus six thousand, seven fifty dollars. He's
Speaker 1: just gonna give me. Oh, he's just gonna hand it
Speaker 1: to you. He's just gonna see. In fact, he's gonna
Speaker 1: give it you in a briefcase in cash. On another seven,
Speaker 1: it's like twenty eight thousand. Where's the catch this? So
Speaker 1: I gotta come this Saturday between nine and five, right,
Speaker 1: But if you do, he's gonna hand it to you.
Speaker 1: Come Saturday July. Scary, Wait a minute, Come Saturday July
Speaker 1: between nine and five. The letter arrived Tuesday, July, three
Speaker 1: days later. That's what I figured. I knew it I lost.
Speaker 1: Did you know? That's Is that a scamboni or what
Speaker 1: is that? I'll tell you one thing we've learned on
Speaker 1: this podcast. Anything um, anything less than I guess is
Speaker 1: not a discount. I mean, okay, so how about this more?
Speaker 1: Here's a company point. My point is, by the way,
Speaker 1: I know the post office real quick, I know the
Speaker 1: Post Office is being slowed down by outside forces. Before
Speaker 1: you tweet me, you're like, well, you gotta camp. How
Speaker 1: would they know. Here's what I'm gonna say to you.
Speaker 1: If you've got to sale this big, send it out
Speaker 1: in enough time that even if it's delayed by the
Speaker 1: Post Office, I'm gonna get it in time. I might
Speaker 1: have come in for seventy five dollars at a target gift.
Speaker 1: That's why I think it's a scamboni, because it wasn't
Speaker 1: meant for you to get it in time. Well, what's
Speaker 1: the benefit of me getting it after the fact. I'm
Speaker 1: not going there. They figured maybe it'll bring you in
Speaker 1: any way, or maybe you won't read a fine print.
Speaker 1: Oh it's blatant. It's plain that I have to go
Speaker 1: there on Saturday July, but I got it three days later.
Speaker 1: So when did you mail this? I'm very upset. I
Speaker 1: was going to call them, but you know, I was
Speaker 1: too busy yelling at every other company. Why don't they
Speaker 1: send you direct mail that works exactly that, that's direct
Speaker 1: mail email. So I got an email. I got an
Speaker 1: email from a little company that's a humble company that's
Speaker 1: on its way up, that maybe we'll be famous one day.
Speaker 1: Is this a sponsor Target? Oh? Those people? I've heard
Speaker 1: of them Target? Yeah, you know, a little company. Can
Speaker 1: you spare the fucking discounts people? The lead The subject
Speaker 1: line in the email is hey, scary, you save five
Speaker 1: on your next order. And then you open the email
Speaker 1: and it's this big red, big read writing just for you, flashing,
Speaker 1: just for you, just for you. Take five percent off
Speaker 1: your next online purchase with this code. Use your five
Speaker 1: percent off code now. And then it's like a million
Speaker 1: click baits on this fucking thing. Five percent five percent Target? Really? Five?
Speaker 1: Is that all you can do? Give me your worthless
Speaker 1: disgusting You don't even that doesn't even cover the sales
Speaker 1: tax or shipping five yeah cents out you get a
Speaker 1: five dollar Target gift card. If you spend, like if
Speaker 1: you buy forty dollars worth of household cleaning products, give
Speaker 1: me or or like um Men's grooming products like deodorant
Speaker 1: and toothpaste. I'm gonna spend forty dollars for five dollars off.
Speaker 1: It's not a lot of money. That's start talking to
Speaker 1: me A ten percent? Okay, ten percent? Okay, sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead. You know I'm just giving you. You know
Speaker 1: I was temper said Dick sent me the same thing.
Speaker 1: I got a card in the mail yesterday. No ten
Speaker 1: dollars off my next purchase, right, big sticker, ten dollars
Speaker 1: off my next purchase of how much? Wow? A hundred
Speaker 1: dollars Now, I'm not sneezing a ten dollars. Well, but
Speaker 1: that's temps is you just spent five percent, five percent
Speaker 1: of ship. You know what, the temper cent is twice
Speaker 1: as much ship. Temper Cent's nothing you gotta give me.
Speaker 1: You want to come in, right? No, right, if you
Speaker 1: really want to my needles, If I got a mask
Speaker 1: up to come in the day, and by the way,
Speaker 1: it's only in store and I wasn't online. If I
Speaker 1: got a mask up and glove up and go in
Speaker 1: and goggle up and put my cape on, if I gotta,
Speaker 1: if I gotta go in there with my with my
Speaker 1: Scooba breathing tube. I want off. I think that's fair.
Speaker 1: Dix his cos his cocks and scary. All right, we
Speaker 1: have so much email to cover and then I know that, uh,
Speaker 1: you wanted to tell me something about some company. What
Speaker 1: was it you said that you got a letter from
Speaker 1: someone you got to you started saying fuck you Brent. Oh,
Speaker 1: Brent was the guy at at bed Bath and Beyond
Speaker 1: his abilities bed barf and beyond. Yep, and I also
Speaker 1: gotta I want a bitch about a sports broadcaster who
Speaker 1: was getting paid a lot of money and should know better. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to know about Brent. You don know about Brent.
Speaker 1: Why did you say fuck you? Brent? All right? So
Speaker 1: if you shop at bed Bath and Beyond often you
Speaker 1: can become like a It's like a prime membership. It's
Speaker 1: called Beyond Plus. I would have called it beyond Beyond
Speaker 1: or like really like bed Bath and really beyond, but
Speaker 1: they called it beyond. I think it's beyond plus or
Speaker 1: beyond more something like that. No, it's not the best
Speaker 1: name they could have chosen. But what it does is
Speaker 1: it gives you off everything, not just one item you
Speaker 1: don't need to deal with coupons anymore, not a sponsor.
Speaker 1: But when you go in the store, you know, bed
Speaker 1: Bath has those long lines. We've talked about this on
Speaker 1: the show. You have that long wrap around line through
Speaker 1: all the like the dollar items that they want you
Speaker 1: to get while you're waiting those impulse buys as well. Right,
Speaker 1: they're hoping that you're just gonna just say, right on
Speaker 1: the spot, I need this and then just put it
Speaker 1: in your car. So the bed Bath near me, they
Speaker 1: all do. But they have a special line on the
Speaker 1: other end of the cashier row of cashiers just for
Speaker 1: the Beyond Plus members, right, And so you're only like
Speaker 1: online with like one or two people, and there's a
Speaker 1: cashier or two assigned to you, and there's a sign
Speaker 1: that says only for Beyond Plus members. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's great if you have a capable person back there,
Speaker 1: but a lot of times you go, they go, this
Speaker 1: line is only for Beyond Plus members, like they're trying
Speaker 1: to shame you. They assume you aren't a Beyond Plus member.
Speaker 1: So then you have to go, yeah, I know, right,
Speaker 1: that's why. Right they should say, oh, hi, are you
Speaker 1: a Beyond Plus member or just so everybody knows right,
Speaker 1: but they're like, um, but they look at you like
Speaker 1: there's no way you are. It's a discouraging thing. Why
Speaker 1: would you? Why would you? I'm working on the couch,
Speaker 1: I'm dressing like an old ze hundred shirts. So I
Speaker 1: walk in. I'm like, you know, looking like a slob.
Speaker 1: But doesn't mean I can't afford the nominal fee. Um
Speaker 1: are you? So? Okay? Yes? So I'm second in line
Speaker 1: and I'm buying like two or three things, including a
Speaker 1: kitchen garbage pail which is you know, like four ft high,
Speaker 1: and it's in my little cart and the guy I get.
Speaker 1: I'm next to the register, and the guy behind the
Speaker 1: counter says, uh, yeah, my register broke. Just give me
Speaker 1: a minute, okay. So now I assume because it's a
Speaker 1: row of cashiers, he'll just say to the girl at
Speaker 1: the register a foot to my right, who's technically a
Speaker 1: cashier for everyone, Hey, can you let him go? He's
Speaker 1: been waiting and just take him. He doesn't say that,
Speaker 1: so the manager I call him no nose covering Brent.
Speaker 1: He comes over and he tries to fix the register
Speaker 1: and he can't fix the register, so then he walks
Speaker 1: over to another register. The second register in the special
Speaker 1: area and he looks at me and he says, is
Speaker 1: anyone helping you? I said, well no, because his register
Speaker 1: is broken. And he says, oh, are you beyond plus member? Yep,
Speaker 1: yes I am. I'm pleasant. I'm not, and I'm giving
Speaker 1: the face I get me up. Besides, I have the
Speaker 1: mask on, so he can't see the face I'm making.
Speaker 1: That's the best part about the masks. I can stick
Speaker 1: my you know, my tongue out a little bit, I
Speaker 1: can like make me face. They can't tell. So he says,
Speaker 1: I'll be with you in a second. I said, okay, great, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna help me because other guys registers down. So
Speaker 1: he starts looking something up on the computer because I
Speaker 1: guess he someone asked him to look up something, so
Speaker 1: he looks it up. He picks up the phone. It
Speaker 1: must have been a different store. He gives the answer
Speaker 1: to the response to them, and then he looks He's
Speaker 1: looking at me the whole time, like I'll be with
Speaker 1: you in a second, and he he stares at me.
Speaker 1: He hangs up the phone. He looks at me and
Speaker 1: the three people who are now behind me online and
Speaker 1: he starts walking away, just walking away. Up the line
Speaker 1: of cashiers. I say, hey, excuse me, rather than look
Speaker 1: back and say I'm so sorry, I'm busy. He whispers
Speaker 1: to the first girl right something, never turns back. She
Speaker 1: looks up, sees me and says, I'll take you over here. Now,
Speaker 1: do you understand my problem? The guy sitting helped me,
Speaker 1: and then then he just walks away. And then only
Speaker 1: after I yelled hey, did he tell the cashier we're
Speaker 1: out looking back and I'm so sorry, I'm busy. Uh,
Speaker 1: this young lady will help you. He kind of like
Speaker 1: leans into and goes help. That guy doesn't turn around,
Speaker 1: it keeps walking, so she is, I'll take you over here.
Speaker 1: So f you, Brent, f you hard because you're not
Speaker 1: a manager. Number one. Number two, cover your fucking nose
Speaker 1: because I don't want to go hear you anyway, pointless
Speaker 1: covering your fucking mouth and out your nose. But then
Speaker 1: you walk away, So I'm piste off at him. I
Speaker 1: was very very annoyed. The girl who rang me up
Speaker 1: couldn't have been nicer, right, but it was just that
Speaker 1: whole are you a member? Yes, I'll be with you
Speaker 1: in a second. I'm like, and I gave the guy props. Scary.
Speaker 1: I gave the guy points. I was like, well, I
Speaker 1: look at that. The guy came out of nowhere. He
Speaker 1: couldn't fix the register. He's gonna personally rig me up.
Speaker 1: And then was like, yeah, walked away. He didn't want
Speaker 1: to handle the line. When it was just me, he
Speaker 1: was like, I helped that guy, but then when it's
Speaker 1: people behind me, he looked up and was like, funk that,
Speaker 1: and he walked away. Can you imagine the balls on
Speaker 1: fucking Brent? Brent, I've never been a manager. Okay, well
Speaker 1: I've been managers in retail restaurant. If you've got to
Speaker 1: help out, you help out. You just right, you just
Speaker 1: jump in. You know what, Well, why don't you get
Speaker 1: his employee number and complain to the company. No, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. They need to know about this
Speaker 1: from beyond. They need to know that they have people
Speaker 1: out there that are misrepresenting their brand. You're right, So
Speaker 1: then why you know those are the people that I
Speaker 1: would report, Those are the ones that I take personally,
Speaker 1: you know, the ones the managers forget about, the people
Speaker 1: that just don't know any better, that just started working there,
Speaker 1: and those two bits, you know, employees that whatever you know,
Speaker 1: but if you're managing to insult the employees. Not no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about No, You've gotten into fights with people
Speaker 1: much lower on the totem pole than Brent. But when
Speaker 1: when it comes when I'm talking about is when you
Speaker 1: come to a person like a Brent status and I'm
Speaker 1: assuming he was a manager or somebody in a higher position. Right,
Speaker 1: So when you come to that, those are the people
Speaker 1: that really need to be held accountable because they're getting
Speaker 1: paid the better money to be in those jobs. They're
Speaker 1: the ones that are being paid to represent the brand.
Speaker 1: Not saying that a person in the front just it's
Speaker 1: you know, bagging groceries as somebody at the cash register
Speaker 1: is not important. I'm saying is you would almost expect
Speaker 1: to run into those types of have those dealings with
Speaker 1: those level people. Whereas by the time you've reached manager,
Speaker 1: you've learned a thing or three and so brand hope
Speaker 1: you did not. I mean, so that's that you know,
Speaker 1: I would go and go to the regional at that point.
Speaker 1: I mean, not to put on my Karen wig here
Speaker 1: and jump into fire. But that that sounded like it
Speaker 1: was completely I mean, who knows how many people in
Speaker 1: his day. He's pissing off that way. This is gonna
Speaker 1: sound like a dick joke. But have you heard of
Speaker 1: the Peter principal? No, this is gonna blow your mind.
Speaker 1: It slices when you hear that, You've can like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's the same in my company. So the
Speaker 1: Peter principle you can look at up on Wikipedia. I'm
Speaker 1: gonnad right, it's not Peter, like Peter Bread, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter,
Speaker 1: Peter Prince. Well, look at you the vegan cookies and
Speaker 1: making you think of Peter. The Peter principle is a
Speaker 1: concept in management which observes that people in a hierarchy
Speaker 1: tend to rise to their level of incompetence, not their
Speaker 1: level of competence. Of incompetence, employees are promoted based on
Speaker 1: their success in previous jobs until they reach a level
Speaker 1: at which they are no longer competent, As skills in
Speaker 1: one job do not necessarily translate to another, do you,
Speaker 1: So let me let me explain in case that didn't
Speaker 1: make okay, Let's say you're a hostess at at at
Speaker 1: the theme restaurant at t g I Front Factory. You're
Speaker 1: you are a fantastic hostess because you are friendly and
Speaker 1: bubbly and organized. You really not organized the table seatings,
Speaker 1: and they promote you to waitress or waiter. Right now,
Speaker 1: you've taken that organization and that personality and you become
Speaker 1: a waiter and now people love you. You're friendly and
Speaker 1: you're making money and you're organized. And then they say,
Speaker 1: we're going to make you manager. But you don't know
Speaker 1: anything about budgets, inventory, hiring, firing. Right, but you got
Speaker 1: promoted because you were really good at your last job.
Speaker 1: You just got promoted to the level of your incompetence. Meaning, okay,
Speaker 1: let's say you're a good manager. Let's say you're great
Speaker 1: at being a manager. Then they promote you a regional manager.
Speaker 1: But you don't know how to split your time between
Speaker 1: multiple stores, and you're terrible at it, and they fire
Speaker 1: you because that's what it means. You keep getting promoted
Speaker 1: until your lack of skill for that next job gets
Speaker 1: you fired for incompetence. That's called the So Brent may
Speaker 1: have been a great stock room guy. He may have
Speaker 1: been a decent floor filler, a pretty good cashier who
Speaker 1: came in early, worked late, but then when he became
Speaker 1: a manager doesn't realize you still need to help out,
Speaker 1: you still need to like jump on a register. He's
Speaker 1: incompetent as a manager. Therefore he will not get promoted
Speaker 1: again because he's reached his level of incompetence. The Peter
Speaker 1: Peter prince I like my favorite things, so and it's
Speaker 1: a real thing. And why Peter again, I missed that part. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's a concept developed by Lawrence J. Peter. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: it's a guy needed for a guy. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I think that that is uh, that is what Brent was.
Speaker 1: I think you just called it out right. There was
Speaker 1: a Peter Peter principal. And by the way, do you
Speaker 1: know where Lawrence J. Peter gets his insurance? Fro him
Speaker 1: his coxsolutely and he got tempted set off because he's Jewish,
Speaker 1: temptson off a day. It's a Jewish. It's it's mail time. Welcome,
Speaker 1: you've got mail. You can always email us at the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. UH. Episode one
Speaker 1: seven comment from a Nache Montero huge fan. Been listening
Speaker 1: since episode zero Slice for Life, uh and um writing
Speaker 1: because Scary gives Rodie a very hard time about this
Speaker 1: long rant that Brodie did an episode one seven. I
Speaker 1: wanted to ask Serri to please not speak for all
Speaker 1: of us slices, because I can guarantee you myself included
Speaker 1: that we live for Brodie's rants. And by the way,
Speaker 1: so do I. I really do. Uh. And and even
Speaker 1: if it's all the people letty that tweeted me they
Speaker 1: loved how long the rant was, if you didn't, I apologize, uh.
Speaker 1: And I got those complaints, but I'm also reading one
Speaker 1: that complained against me because it's only fair. Uh. Even
Speaker 1: if it was two or three hours long, I would
Speaker 1: be completely submerged in his story. That's all. Thank you
Speaker 1: for having this podcast. Whenever, please give us two episodes
Speaker 1: per week. M mmm mmm, Brodie, that sounds like a
Speaker 1: good idea. What do you think about two episodes a week?
Speaker 1: Brodie and I've been fighting off fair. I've been wanting
Speaker 1: to give you guys two episodes, and we've been fighting.
Speaker 1: We've been fighting, Brooklyn boys, shut up, Dick, We've been
Speaker 1: I want. I've been wanting to do two episodes a
Speaker 1: week for the longest time. Now, funny how Anachi who
Speaker 1: disagrees with me on the rant length? Watch me? Hey,
Speaker 1: guess what if we did two episodes a week, we
Speaker 1: would have time for fucking two hours. Have heart attack.
Speaker 1: You would have a heart attack. Yeah, I do think
Speaker 1: I do think that that. I do think that that
Speaker 1: rant was sucking long as fuck. Okay, yeah, you complained
Speaker 1: about it on the Elvis Ran Show. Thanks, I did.
Speaker 1: I did. Listen. I love law I love Rance, we
Speaker 1: I love it. I love when they're ten minutes, fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes longer, but the story go on. You know what
Speaker 1: he meant. I know you may not like really long, Rance,
Speaker 1: but you know what you do like really long his
Speaker 1: cos his Cox, his Cox is really long. Uh've been
Speaker 1: around a long time. Dalton would, oh a cousin of
Speaker 1: his Cox, Peter principal and Dick's morning Goods. By the way,
Speaker 1: I know that I now know the title of our episode,
Speaker 1: his Cox his Cox. Peter Dixon would, Peter Dixon would.
Speaker 1: And that's a great law firm firm. It's a very firm.
Speaker 1: It's a very firm law firm. You know you Dixon
Speaker 1: from from his Cox. U Well, Dalton Wood wrote to us.
Speaker 1: He just wanted to point out, God, there's so many
Speaker 1: of these out there. Brody and On Official wrote websites
Speaker 1: VIN number violation that you know it's VIN stands for
Speaker 1: Vehicle Identification number, but the websites constantly right VIN number.
Speaker 1: And we saw one earlier this week from Mercedes official
Speaker 1: website and this one here is for the Chevy Silverado. Uh.
Speaker 1: In Stubenville. It was a that's stupid, not stupid, stupid Ville,
Speaker 1: well stupid for writing VIN number. So thank you Dalton
Speaker 1: Wood for that. By the way, we love Stubenville. We
Speaker 1: were just saying, it's not stupid Ville. Jamie Fazzina often
Speaker 1: tweets us and this time writes, episode viewership, you mean listenership.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's a hi. I love you guys. It
Speaker 1: could be a heat by the way, that's right, Jamie,
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Maybe your numbers were lower for
Speaker 1: episodes one to thirty five because you guys weren't really
Speaker 1: doing them on the same day of the week for
Speaker 1: a few weeks there, and it was annoying live you guys.
Speaker 1: I love you guys, James, So you want to address that,
Speaker 1: because first of all, if we did it on a
Speaker 1: Friday or a Saturday, then people would just listen to it. Eventually,
Speaker 1: I think we lose them on the weekends. I think
Speaker 1: its because we can then listen to it on Monday.
Speaker 1: Now it's nothing like fresh, but we can look. I
Speaker 1: can see how many more percentage of people listen on Thursday,
Speaker 1: A lot of them listening. But a few weeks ago
Speaker 1: we posted an episode on Friday and it blew up
Speaker 1: on the following Tuesday. I've always wanted to release I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to release our episode on a Tuesday because
Speaker 1: I feel like we have a better chance of people
Speaker 1: listening to the week. That's just me, but we haven't lived.
Speaker 1: I do we do it on Thursday, first of all,
Speaker 1: because it's it fits into my schedule when we're back
Speaker 1: at work. Number one, number two is gonna happen again.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, man, I don't know
Speaker 1: Christian Nelson. If you go by the text message person
Speaker 1: I was texting in this morning who doesn't believe anything
Speaker 1: and was like conspiracy theories, um and fighting with us,
Speaker 1: then I don't believe we're ever going back to work.
Speaker 1: I you know, either you buy in or you don't.
Speaker 1: But if you want us to go back to work,
Speaker 1: you know. Christian Nelson also loved your long rant, says
Speaker 1: listener with the episode something, something was missing, something was
Speaker 1: missing these past few months. But the episodes one thirty
Speaker 1: five to one thirty seven, you guys got it back. Okay,
Speaker 1: whatever that was, that was this special sauce. That was
Speaker 1: a saucy sauce called Mayo chup because that's yeah. But
Speaker 1: one five we saw Spike and listeners, it sounds like
Speaker 1: you guys got it back, he writes, So sad. It's
Speaker 1: sad to me that I have to do this. It
Speaker 1: was fantastic episode one thirty seven up until the end. Brodie,
Speaker 1: do not ever apologize for ranting. Your rants are part
Speaker 1: of why a slice is love, you guys, So if
Speaker 1: the rant takes five minutes or forty minutes, you get
Speaker 1: it all out because we want to hear it. I'm sorry, Christian,
Speaker 1: but there's we we only have so many hours in
Speaker 1: a day, Christian to listen to to Brodie's ran to anything,
Speaker 1: to anything straight. It's it's just it's just it has
Speaker 1: to be annoying. A short version. Well anyway, Uh, I
Speaker 1: say this with a heavy heart, but fuck you, scary somebody,
Speaker 1: Fuck me, dude. If we make a list of all
Speaker 1: the fun you's, you'll be on that shirt. I felt
Speaker 1: disgusting to have to do that too scary, But we
Speaker 1: Slices can't be If we can't be honest with you,
Speaker 1: then what's the point. You guys are both truly awesome.
Speaker 1: Keep up the momento you mean momentum, don't you? Christian,
Speaker 1: he can say whatever he wants. Christian, you can do
Speaker 1: no wrong s Lifetime listeners, Slice for Life. Hey, can
Speaker 1: I I want to read a Brandon d M real
Speaker 1: quick because it plays into what you just said Brandon
Speaker 1: at befits b Ball. Yeah, I'm assuming um he said
Speaker 1: all you went through for a hot tub you should
Speaker 1: have gotten free. It should have been free plus dessert.
Speaker 1: Jesus semi related, but fuck Pelican Pools. Wow, that is
Speaker 1: a great callback, Brandon. Even though I did not buy
Speaker 1: the hot tub from there, that is a great callback.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Margaret Buster wrote to us saying she was
Speaker 1: the first time buster Buster. I don't I don't know,
Speaker 1: first time email exactly. A couple of questions for you guys.
Speaker 1: Do you think this pandemic will ever end? Oh? My god,
Speaker 1: here comes into the forty minute rant. The pandemic in
Speaker 1: nineteen eighteen. Uh and even though some people keep saying
Speaker 1: it's nineteen seventeen, no names, nine eighteen. It did end
Speaker 1: two years later, right, But look, if you look up
Speaker 1: the two things and the technology, the science the medicine
Speaker 1: nineteen eighteen, there were only two things they recommended doing.
Speaker 1: It's the same two things I recommend now and and
Speaker 1: social distancing. Alright a scientist. That's why I you know,
Speaker 1: I trust. The next question, has it really been thirty
Speaker 1: four years since the Mets won the World Series? Why
Speaker 1: are you asking rhetorical questions? You know? The answer is yes, absolutely. WHOA,
Speaker 1: that's a long time. It is a long time. Does
Speaker 1: this A Yankee fan being does not say, but she
Speaker 1: continues to say, I really enjoy listening to your podcast.
Speaker 1: I even got my boyfriend to start listening to you.
Speaker 1: Very nice. Thanks for doing what you do. That sounds
Speaker 1: like a tank top and a T shirt purchase to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope so. By the way, a couple of people
Speaker 1: tweeted at us. They said they don't normally wear a mask,
Speaker 1: but they're going to wear Brooklyn Boys masks. I'm fine
Speaker 1: with that if we if we help you in that way,
Speaker 1: and you help us and you represent we love that.
Speaker 1: By the way, a couple of people asked this, scary.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you feel about this. Now, they
Speaker 1: notice the masks have the logo in the center, and
Speaker 1: the asked, what happened to the logo on this side. Well,
Speaker 1: the only reason why they're asking that is because you
Speaker 1: said that you liked it better on the side, which
Speaker 1: put it in their minds that it was going to
Speaker 1: be on the side. But but it looks awkward off
Speaker 1: to the side. Yeah, I see a lot of those
Speaker 1: in stories. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what next.
Speaker 1: The next batch will be on the side. Okay for
Speaker 1: the side. Wait a minute, that doesn't mean don't buy
Speaker 1: the ones with the center. We got to sell these
Speaker 1: out first. We gotta ways to go on the mask
Speaker 1: center center mask people masks. Masks sales are lagging behind
Speaker 1: the shirts and the tanks. Zachary Smith uh scier dot
Speaker 1: dot dot dot dot broad in the subject line and
Speaker 1: then writes, I couldn't do it, Brody, scary what I
Speaker 1: love that, Zack Smith. You guys are the best thing
Speaker 1: to ever grace my ears. Sound wise, of course, I
Speaker 1: hope you gentlemen are doing well. Glad you could have merchandise.
Speaker 1: Now I'm still telling everyone I know about you guys.
Speaker 1: This is the perfect listener. I love the slices like this.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm spreading the good word and of course about
Speaker 1: listening in order. I'm stoked for you guys selling out
Speaker 1: everything in one weekend. Well dream on, Um, I will
Speaker 1: be getting my shirt. We came we came close on
Speaker 1: a couple of items. I know I will be getting
Speaker 1: my shirt pre ordered. Although if it's worthwhile, I would
Speaker 1: love to buy some stickers, not little baby stickers, at
Speaker 1: least four to six inches in diameter. I hope it's
Speaker 1: something worth considering. Keep it the amazing work. We we
Speaker 1: should do a Brooklyn Boy sticker. But do you think
Speaker 1: but the people even put stickers on their cars anymore?
Speaker 1: They put them on their laptops. All right? You think
Speaker 1: someone would actually advertise us on their laptop and cut
Speaker 1: out the Apple symbol. You know what else is four
Speaker 1: to six inches? His cocks? His cocks also Peter, Peter Principal,
Speaker 1: the Peter Principle and Dalton would Dalton would Dalton's would
Speaker 1: Daltons would? All right, you have any tweets you want
Speaker 1: to read. I want to shout out to janevic. He
Speaker 1: sent me his order. Uh, he ordered a T shirt
Speaker 1: and a mask. So he sent me a copy of
Speaker 1: his PayPal receipt. Oh, I want to shout out to
Speaker 1: Nicolas Cassoff. He said, well, which is it? So he
Speaker 1: sent me a screenshot and it says, uh, so, I
Speaker 1: guess this is the Facebook page of his town. The
Speaker 1: fine admins of this town. Um oh, it says stay
Speaker 1: vigilant and please call police whenever you see him speeding
Speaker 1: or exhibiting odd behavior. So they put up a picture
Speaker 1: of a guy that apparently is speeding around town in
Speaker 1: a buick, a white Buick four door, right, but they
Speaker 1: wrote stay vigilante, please call local police. So he wrote
Speaker 1: Nicholas wrote, well, which is it? Do I stay a
Speaker 1: vigilante or do I call the police? So instead of vigilant,
Speaker 1: they said stay vigilante. So a little grammar police there
Speaker 1: literally literally grammar police. And then um oh text messaging.
Speaker 1: We were on the area yesterday talking about if you
Speaker 1: lose power, how you can save money, and I said, well,
Speaker 1: you can call your cable company and tell them you
Speaker 1: didn't have service for two days, three days, four days, whatever,
Speaker 1: because they can't charge you, say, with your internet, call
Speaker 1: your internet provider. And say hey, I didn't have I
Speaker 1: didn't have the service, I didn't use your product. I
Speaker 1: wasn't able to. You can get a partial refund. They
Speaker 1: pro rate it, so it's important that you do that,
Speaker 1: just like when I told you about when you're not
Speaker 1: driving your car, your car insurance company will give you
Speaker 1: a discount. So we've got a lot of text messages
Speaker 1: coming in. Brodie's right, I've done it. Um, I didn't
Speaker 1: have cable for two weeks. I got money back. Brodie
Speaker 1: is everything. Hashtag even is not even Slice for Life. Um,
Speaker 1: Brodie is right. And then uh, this person of Brody
Speaker 1: did not pay for electric anyways because you had none.
Speaker 1: We're right, I didn't have electricity. But they spelled my
Speaker 1: name b R O D I E. I feel like,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be a supporter, you know, spell it
Speaker 1: with the with the d y Uh. And then this
Speaker 1: person texted into the Big Show we try to quote
Speaker 1: be Brody unquote to get a technician from our I
Speaker 1: guess they're wireless company out here as a He argued
Speaker 1: for an hour and they couldn't get someone to come
Speaker 1: out until Friday of the week that we were talking about.
Speaker 1: We're calling and getting something for free because all our
Speaker 1: names have their services. Don't they want to be a brody? Yes,
Speaker 1: and that would be a b R O d Y.
Speaker 1: Don't don't d y? I now want not a d
Speaker 1: Why not? I I have a couple of other emails?
Speaker 1: But do you want to do a Grammar Police fail.
Speaker 1: We haven't played the jingle in a while. You have
Speaker 1: the jingle, the Grammar Police jingle. It's always handy police,
Speaker 1: Police Police, the Grammar Police under arrest now shout out
Speaker 1: to Johnny Johnny Jay's arrest A R. E. S T H.
Speaker 1: Johnny Jay's seventeen tweeted at me, he's one of these
Speaker 1: guys that puts the the the avatar for Twitter. His
Speaker 1: profile pick is him were the female I'm assuming his
Speaker 1: girlfriend right, So they're evenly in the picture, So if
Speaker 1: you don't look the name, you're not sure whose it is.
Speaker 1: And how do I know that she's not Johnny? She
Speaker 1: could be Johnny, she said. So they sent me um
Speaker 1: a screenshot of Facebook someone I guess they know, and
Speaker 1: they wrote to whom the person to whom right, to
Speaker 1: whom ran Metallica, to whom ran off the road last night.
Speaker 1: I hope c a r M A gets why why
Speaker 1: you like a motherfucker karma ship just got my car
Speaker 1: back and this happens. So they spelled karma wrong because
Speaker 1: karma is k A r M. Now Cartel is c
Speaker 1: a r t eloos dot big Cartel dot com dot com.
Speaker 1: Thank you. So this person to get my attention to
Speaker 1: this picture, they wrote it was probably the fucking the
Speaker 1: grammar police. So I wrote back, you're ironically your tweet
Speaker 1: has an extra word in it, and they so he
Speaker 1: wrote back, face pomp face, pomp face, pomp face, pomp face,
Speaker 1: pom police call police cop police car. Okay, when correcting
Speaker 1: someone's grammar, be carefully, you don't throw extra does in
Speaker 1: So John Scott wrote in about we were talking about
Speaker 1: Friends and The Office. Yeah, the two shows that don't
Speaker 1: don't feature any black people on them. We're talking about No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: The Office has black people, but they but they have
Speaker 1: crazy racial jokes going on that we would never get,
Speaker 1: of course, And but Friends barely any any any black
Speaker 1: people are so John Scott writes, always happy to hear
Speaker 1: your voices every week, as I haven't been listening to
Speaker 1: the Big Show for personal reasons these days, I guess
Speaker 1: he's got different scheduling, but hoping to get back into
Speaker 1: it soon. I wanted to give some perspective from a
Speaker 1: black guy's experience growing up watching TV. I loved Friends
Speaker 1: and my family loved it too. We never cared that
Speaker 1: there weren't black people featured on the show. We watched
Speaker 1: it for the content and the left. I still find
Speaker 1: it funny this day. The Office, I would say, is
Speaker 1: a cult favorite, but it's also funny and hilarious, even
Speaker 1: the episodes of the others may find offensive. We also
Speaker 1: watched shows like The Parkers, Moitia, The D. L. Hughley Show,
Speaker 1: Living Single, Ugly hugh Show, Living Single, The Fresh Prince Girlfriends,
Speaker 1: and Keenan and Kel, all of which featured a majority
Speaker 1: or if not all, black actors. Watch what you want
Speaker 1: to If you find it funny, so be it. These
Speaker 1: are my thoughts and doesn't represent the Brooklyn Boys trademark.
Speaker 1: I love that TM. But people can find things offensive. However,
Speaker 1: they shouldn't tell others what they should and shouldn't be
Speaker 1: offended by. There's a time and a place. But if
Speaker 1: I find something funny, I'll find it funny. Just one
Speaker 1: black guy's perspective and to those snow flakes. Yes, I
Speaker 1: know I don't speak for all black people. Don't tweet
Speaker 1: me have fun. I look forward to your next episode.
Speaker 1: That's a great email. Yeah, that's awesome. Thank you very well.
Speaker 1: Put I appreciate you, John. And then I don't know, brodio,
Speaker 1: you up for some relationship advice because this girl is
Speaker 1: asking for I don't think I need a relationship advice,
Speaker 1: but thank you. Okay, because we're running somebody else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We'll save this for next week
Speaker 1: because I know that we have something else we gotta
Speaker 1: get into. Then we gotta get out of here. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, I got a lot left over for
Speaker 1: next week, so I'm excited about that. Well, i'll tell
Speaker 1: you what you don't have a lot left over of.
Speaker 1: It is that's rice pudding. You didn't open up a second. No,
Speaker 1: you know what stopped me because you motherfucker. This ship
Speaker 1: expired on the fourth of July and I already ate
Speaker 1: one good and that contains dairy. Happy Birthday, America. I
Speaker 1: hope you choke. You're a dick. You're a real dick.
Speaker 1: That's the theme of the podcast. This is speaking of
Speaker 1: giving me expire. Why are you saving expired pudding? What
Speaker 1: happened to? If it doesn't kill you, it makes you strong.
Speaker 1: DA day is a whole other thing. Oh male, Trump
Speaker 1: is fucking soybean oil. There's no dairy in there. Don't dare,
Speaker 1: don't harsh my, don't harsh my, jomp man, we have
Speaker 1: another one, then fuck yourself? What are we doing? We're
Speaker 1: reading Julius thing here? What do you do? I want?
Speaker 1: I tease something, go for it and people get upset
Speaker 1: when I tease things. Do it? Please, Julia. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get to you next week. If you're if you're a
Speaker 1: well maybe we go okay. Yeah. Um. If you're a
Speaker 1: fan of a sports team, right, whether it's your college
Speaker 1: football team, your locals baseball team, right, you have announcers
Speaker 1: that your announcers, right, like the Mets announcers, right, Matt's announcers,
Speaker 1: Gary Cohen, Ron Darling and Keith Hernandez my favorite on
Speaker 1: television team. And they know the team, how we rose
Speaker 1: on the right, They followed the team, they up until
Speaker 1: this year, they travel with the team. They maybe we
Speaker 1: used to be on the team, so they know what's
Speaker 1: going on. Right. But when you have a national game
Speaker 1: like in the NFL. This Sunday game, it's not your
Speaker 1: your home announcer. It's the network's announcers when you do
Speaker 1: Monday night football. It's the note that they did the
Speaker 1: research that they were talking about. Well, I'm listening to
Speaker 1: the Mets game. There's a guy on ESPN who, up
Speaker 1: until this point I liked. His name is Mark Mark Kestershire.
Speaker 1: He sounds like Worcestershire. That's how I always remember his name,
Speaker 1: Mark Keistershire. And by the way, you wanted how to
Speaker 1: spell it. Tried finding his name and you can't put
Speaker 1: you're not spell it. It's almost impossible because you're like
Speaker 1: you're talking into your phone, Mark Custershire. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: find him on Twitter anyway. So he's talking about the
Speaker 1: big game, big Sunday night game of the week last week.
Speaker 1: Maybe I think it was Mets Red Sox. So the
Speaker 1: Mets announcers aren't doing the game because it's a network,
Speaker 1: so there doing so this guy his job, he's one
Speaker 1: of two guys. He's doing the pregame, so it's his
Speaker 1: job to break down the teams. So if you're you're
Speaker 1: listening on a national audience, right, you don't know the
Speaker 1: Mets and Red Sox everywhere, everything that's going on. So
Speaker 1: it's your job to break it down. So you know
Speaker 1: what you're about to see. You know what the match up,
Speaker 1: the stats, who to look for, what to look at? Right,
Speaker 1: what are the strengths and weaknesses of this game you're
Speaker 1: about to watch. Okay, so he's talking about now again
Speaker 1: that's his job, right, He's talking about how the Mets
Speaker 1: starting pitching has always been a strength. Right, the strength
Speaker 1: of the team has always been the pitching. He says,
Speaker 1: Jacob de Gram he's back to back, a young Award winner.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about him. Marcus Stroman, he's
Speaker 1: in a contract year, he's injured. And then he says,
Speaker 1: Noah Syndergoge, he really needs to step up this year.
Speaker 1: He's been good in the past, but this year he
Speaker 1: really needs to step up if the Mets are gonna win.
Speaker 1: Scary if you had a Mets fan, you may not
Speaker 1: know that. Out for the season with Tommy jury, tom
Speaker 1: six months ago, he hasn't pitched a game. This guy
Speaker 1: said it went on the errand said that. He said,
Speaker 1: Noah uder guard needs to step up this year, step
Speaker 1: up his game. Wow, how the hell did They did
Speaker 1: give this guy the national broadcast mark castershire, and then
Speaker 1: when I tweeted him, he didn't have the balls to
Speaker 1: tweet me back and say, hey, you know, and I
Speaker 1: wasn't nasty about it. I was like, listen, I really
Speaker 1: enjoy you. Uh, you know, but you really need to know.
Speaker 1: You should know that Noah Synderguard is out for the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been this has been news. It happened in the winter.
Speaker 1: And by the way, this was national news. This isn't
Speaker 1: this wasn't just met fan news. Yeah, he's a star
Speaker 1: pitcher in the in the league, right, he's one of
Speaker 1: two or three pitchers who had this surgery this year.
Speaker 1: He's arguably one of the two biggest stars who's out
Speaker 1: for the year with Tommy John surgery. Right, And not
Speaker 1: only do you not know it, but you're telling the
Speaker 1: guy needs to step up his game. But here's this
Speaker 1: is well, how did they handle it? And the guy
Speaker 1: didn't correct him? Okay, that's that that's bullshit, right there,
Speaker 1: do didn't correct We came back from commercial and they
Speaker 1: never addressed That's where I'm going with this. That's what mistakes. Yes,
Speaker 1: we correct our ship come back from commercial and say,
Speaker 1: you know what, I fucking fucked up. But you know
Speaker 1: damn well that they were getting flooded with fucking emails
Speaker 1: and texts and tweets and fucking killing them. And so
Speaker 1: he's probably being smashed to this day with tweets like yourself,
Speaker 1: and they don't even they just go radio silent. I'm
Speaker 1: not addressing you always say don't tweet me, right because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look something up by the time you're gonna
Speaker 1: tweet me. But this guy, it was it was live time.
Speaker 1: It was live. They needed to come on and say, hey,
Speaker 1: I made a mistake. I heard. That means that means
Speaker 1: either he doesn't have the balls to say he was
Speaker 1: wrong that's exactly what it was, or scary nobody at
Speaker 1: ESPN work in that broadcast heard what he said and
Speaker 1: knew what was wrong. I find that hard to believe.
Speaker 1: So did they not? So it was what was the
Speaker 1: thought process? Hey, you know, I only met fans. He's
Speaker 1: got too much of an ego, not too much of
Speaker 1: an ego to correct himself. Somebody told or somebody told
Speaker 1: him not to. They're like, you can look stupid. You're
Speaker 1: a major broadcaster. No, listen, we all make mistakes. We're
Speaker 1: all human. Shit happen, So why fucking go on the
Speaker 1: air and say it or tweet it and go, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I flubbed it, you know, I flubbed my bed brain fart,
Speaker 1: brain fart, like I just yeah, Mark Espn. Man, it's
Speaker 1: the pinnacle of sports. You got to know that. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, I'm I think I'm done. Now, I'm done.
Speaker 1: Put down and put down my pudding. Oh believe me,
Speaker 1: I did fucking fourth of July pudding. Okay, can I
Speaker 1: can I just tell you for next week, next episode,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to you about a road sign that
Speaker 1: I saw that will infuriate you. Infuriate you when I
Speaker 1: tell you what this sign said. That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: I promise. Maybe we'll get to Julia's relationship advice, Emil,
Speaker 1: because you know that when you need relationship advice, you
Speaker 1: come to the lovers. Now, wait a second, are the
Speaker 1: boys is the advice that Julie Julia? Julia Julia is
Speaker 1: the advice that Julia needs the kind of advice that
Speaker 1: can wait a week? Or is it like I need
Speaker 1: to make a decision between two guys today? Uh, it's
Speaker 1: no it's it's just it's just something that she wants
Speaker 1: our opinion on. Okay, we'll give the opinion next week,
Speaker 1: because I gotta be honest here. You notice nobody knows
Speaker 1: more about romance or relationships, and two guys, you're off.
Speaker 1: I don't even try by admit your mistake.