Speaker 1: Hey, it's sauce on the side episode. I have no
Speaker 1: idea anymore. We're at that point.
Speaker 2: I know it's in the thirties.
Speaker 1: Thirty two, No, oh.
Speaker 3: Well thirty thirty three or thirty four.
Speaker 1: Then it's in the thirties. Look, this is how I
Speaker 1: count my age.
Speaker 2: Somewhere around there, mom.
Speaker 1: But today we have on a guy named Walla who
Speaker 1: you may not have heard of before. He has a
Speaker 1: podcast with his cousin Gilly the Kid, and he's I
Speaker 1: how would you describe him?
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people would describe him as
Speaker 4: like a motivational speaker, maybe even though he's not necessarily
Speaker 4: doing speeches all the time, right, but he's on the
Speaker 4: podcast and he's always trying to uplift people, okay through
Speaker 4: his own experiences too, So like, I don't know, I.
Speaker 1: Just really like him, Okay, I'm excited to get to
Speaker 1: it because I mean, if you don't know his story,
Speaker 1: it's a pretty fascinating story. And he has a book
Speaker 1: out now all but long story short, when he was
Speaker 1: like seventeen years old, he went to prison, not even jail, right,
Speaker 1: because he was there for a good amount of time,
Speaker 1: got out, violated his probation went right back and ended
Speaker 1: up doing a good amount of time. So I can
Speaker 1: tell you his life story, or you could just listen
Speaker 1: to him tell you his life story. I said, we
Speaker 1: get right to it. Thank you Wallow for joining me today.
Speaker 1: Thank you you go by Wallow Wallow two six seven.
Speaker 5: Six seven, just two six seven Wallow.
Speaker 1: Two six seven. Where did the two six seven come from?
Speaker 1: Because I saw a couple different things.
Speaker 5: It come from my prison number, so I could remember
Speaker 5: where I come from where I'm never going back to.
Speaker 5: My prison number was DG two sixty seven zero, so
Speaker 5: I took that and added that to it. It really
Speaker 5: started with I was in jail and I had a
Speaker 5: legal cell phone, and when I went to go set
Speaker 5: up an Instagram page, somebody had my name Wallow, so
Speaker 5: I added two six seven because there's a prison thing,
Speaker 5: but it was wind up and then it was also
Speaker 5: like the Philadelphia area cool.
Speaker 1: Just from that, I have so many questions alone, So one,
Speaker 1: let's start with why did you go to prison? For
Speaker 1: the people who might not know a lot about you.
Speaker 1: By the way, he's here because he just dropped a
Speaker 1: book armed with good intentions, all about a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff that we're going to talk about.
Speaker 2: But what got you there?
Speaker 5: Young? Growing up in the city streets in Philadelphia, wanted
Speaker 5: to be down. I went to jail for two on
Speaker 5: robberies to fire, on violations, trying to steal the American dream.
Speaker 1: You know, So you're seventeen years old when you end
Speaker 1: up going to prison and you got out for a
Speaker 1: quick second, violated parole. What happened? What was the actual
Speaker 1: violation that got you back another Oh so it was
Speaker 1: like a big violation, okay, It wasn't like it was okay.
Speaker 1: So then you go back and you end up doing
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen total.
Speaker 5: Yeah, finally just got out of twenty seventeen. Been out
Speaker 5: going on eight years.
Speaker 1: So in that time a whole lot happened as far
Speaker 1: as the world moving. I know you said you try
Speaker 1: to set up an Instagram page when you're in jail.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of questions about how you got.
Speaker 5: To thaw it. This Instagram page was set up in.
Speaker 1: It was so you got all your followers. It says
Speaker 1: the day you got out, the day you got freedom,
Speaker 1: you got all the followers. So you were actually.
Speaker 5: Collecting them when I was in jail in twenty thirteen
Speaker 5: and fourteen. Then when I got out, it started really
Speaker 5: going up.
Speaker 1: So how'd you get the cell phone? I don't need names,
Speaker 1: I don't need anything.
Speaker 5: Like that, but you know one of them, you know,
Speaker 5: rest in peace. A friend of mine, he had brung
Speaker 5: me a wireless high spot, a clear wireless hogt spot
Speaker 5: in the eyepod touch. That's where it started from. Then
Speaker 5: I graduated to a cell phone. I took that and
Speaker 5: it was like off to the races. I was just
Speaker 5: on social media, just just finding out stuff that I
Speaker 5: was amazed by being in jail so long and understanding
Speaker 5: that you had his phone because I didn't, you know,
Speaker 5: it was years before. Then a young kid came to prison,
Speaker 5: a younger dude than me, and he was telling me
Speaker 5: about Google.
Speaker 3: I thought he was lying about Google, yeah, because I'm like.
Speaker 5: You know, I've been in jail. I don't know what
Speaker 5: it is. So he told me, he said, man, I
Speaker 5: could google you. I said, man, how can you google me?
Speaker 5: And I've been in jail because I didn't even just
Speaker 5: the whole idea of that you could type something in
Speaker 5: something and all this information would come back was just like,
Speaker 5: that can't be real. I wrote it down in my
Speaker 5: book of life book of life was something that I
Speaker 5: always used to write stuff down, and I said, when
Speaker 5: I get out, imna figure this out. So when I
Speaker 5: finally got the wireless hotspot in an I Pod Touch,
Speaker 5: I went to Google and I typed my name and
Speaker 5: stuff came up. I dropped the phone because I dropped
Speaker 5: the I Pod because I thought it was like the
Speaker 5: fees was watching and something was going crazy, because I'm like,
Speaker 5: how do they got my information in here? And it's
Speaker 5: just like technolo. I was intrigued by technology ever since then.
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm on this.
Speaker 1: Stuff and you figured it out pretty quickly because you
Speaker 1: start a jour Instagram page.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I figured it out.
Speaker 1: How do you even start marketing yourself from a prison cell?
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't really that too much. On air, people
Speaker 5: would just follow me that knew me, and its people
Speaker 5: that knew me, and Philly like like knew of me
Speaker 5: from people whatever. I used to put positive quotes up.
Speaker 5: But it was really when I got out of prison
Speaker 5: that it really went crazy twenty seventeen because I just
Speaker 5: started doing videos. I used to watch Anthony Bourdein in
Speaker 5: prison religiously, and you know from Anthony Rodeen being on
Speaker 5: drugs and getting his life together to going showing showing
Speaker 5: the world of the world. I was like, yo, man,
Speaker 5: I said, imagine if I spose, if I exposed the
Speaker 5: hood to different walks of life, because sometimes the hood
Speaker 5: lack exposure. So I said, if I could do this
Speaker 5: is around. So when I came home, I used to
Speaker 5: do these commercials and I used to go to small
Speaker 5: businesses and do free commercials for them, and then it
Speaker 5: turned into like a business marketing business.
Speaker 1: So you didn't have this plan when you got out
Speaker 1: of prison to say hey, I'm going to get into this.
Speaker 1: It just happened.
Speaker 5: I didn't have it planned. It's just that it was
Speaker 5: just the energy and what I seen wasn't there. But
Speaker 5: I always seen when I was on social media in
Speaker 5: jail that it wasn't no regular people being amplified. It
Speaker 5: was like you had to be an athlete, you had
Speaker 5: to be an artist, you had to be a star,
Speaker 5: you had to be something. You had to have a
Speaker 5: woman with no clothes on to grab attention. So I
Speaker 5: had to battle with the timeline. So I said, I'm
Speaker 5: a battle with the timeline. And if you see my
Speaker 5: early a lot of my early videos, I'll be running
Speaker 5: across the expressway car laying on the ground with catch
Speaker 5: up on the head like I shot. It was a
Speaker 5: bunch of different ones to grab the attention because it's
Speaker 5: a battle on the timeline. It's a battle for attention.
Speaker 5: And I realized that attention was a currency. So I said, okay,
Speaker 5: let me get this attention and they just start following.
Speaker 1: Is this your fourth book?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could say that, But the other books was
Speaker 5: like self published. I just did them. A lot of them.
Speaker 5: Books was created by taking posts from my Instagram and
Speaker 5: turning them into stuff. But this is the first official
Speaker 5: you know, so this is like.
Speaker 1: We got a publisher. We're on tour the one. How's
Speaker 1: it going?
Speaker 5: It's going out standing?
Speaker 1: Okay, First of all, if people want to get this book,
Speaker 1: where are they going to go?
Speaker 5: They go everywhere and get anywhere books or sold, Barns
Speaker 5: and Noble, Amazon books and books books a million, wherever
Speaker 5: you do anywhere books or sold.
Speaker 1: So what's it like going out now and talking about
Speaker 1: all these years of your experience and having to boil
Speaker 1: it down to a half hour an hour and squeeze
Speaker 1: it all in there. I mean, I know that your podcaster,
Speaker 1: you also have your podcast million dollars a worth of
Speaker 1: game what you do with your cousin and you're typically
Speaker 1: the interviewer. Was it like being on the other side
Speaker 1: now and getting interviewed by people about this?
Speaker 5: It's relaxing, really, Yeah, it's relaxing. And I ain't got
Speaker 5: to do that, I see, because a lot of times
Speaker 5: I'm working for the audience. I'm trying to get the
Speaker 5: information that they want. I don't work. It's not a
Speaker 5: personal thing for me. I'm trying to pour as much
Speaker 5: information as possible that the viewer could utilize, you know,
Speaker 5: I mean, because they probably want to know, but bringing
Speaker 5: it down. I love nanosecond messaging. So I liked the
Speaker 5: fact that coming to half an hour and getting straight
Speaker 5: to the point because people attention spans is short. They
Speaker 5: want it straight, Yes, they do, because they're turn and
Speaker 5: be somewhere else, So you gotta get them short, you know,
Speaker 5: they gotta be short.
Speaker 1: How did you start the podcasting?
Speaker 5: Well, I had to show first called Where's Wallow? And
Speaker 5: I used to run around interview people off my phone
Speaker 5: in the tripod, interviewed some of the biggest rabbits, big athletes,
Speaker 5: all that stuff, and then one day I was just
Speaker 5: me and my cousin. I was it was up early
Speaker 5: in the morning and I seen an article that says
Speaker 5: Spotify allo k four and a million of podcasts in
Speaker 5: the first quarter. It was like twenty nineteen. I woke
Speaker 5: him up, I said, read this article. We already had
Speaker 5: traction and we already had eyeballs. So I said, okay,
Speaker 5: we got to put this together. That day, I got
Speaker 5: the you know, the logo drawing up, called my attorney
Speaker 5: sham Lost, I need the trade and processed lls it
Speaker 5: and it was going from there. So we came out
Speaker 5: with our first episode April seventeen, twenty nineteen. Within six months,
Speaker 5: we had two deals on the table, one from Spotify,
Speaker 5: one from Barstow, and it was on from there and
Speaker 5: you want.
Speaker 1: With Barstool, right, how's that going?
Speaker 5: I was standing watching that.
Speaker 1: So I used to live in Boston before I moved here,
Speaker 1: so I was there when it sort of started as
Speaker 1: like a little little pamphlet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like a newsletter.
Speaker 1: It's insane how this stuff has grown.
Speaker 5: I think right now we live in a time whereas
Speaker 5: though everything is possible, not anything everything. You could build it,
Speaker 5: but you got to be willing the build it to
Speaker 5: put it, put it, you know, put the time in,
Speaker 5: and if you do that, it's on.
Speaker 2: It seems like you've had.
Speaker 1: It's gonna sound weird saying good luck because obviously there
Speaker 1: was a problem before. There was bad luck before. But
Speaker 1: you get out of prison, you decided you're going to
Speaker 1: start marketing. How do you get access to celebrities to
Speaker 1: just start talking to them? What were you doing?
Speaker 5: Everybody loved traffic, everybody love attention, and if you got it,
Speaker 5: you got every key in the game. All you had
Speaker 5: to do is put eyes on yourself. You could get
Speaker 5: eyeballs on you ain't nobody gonna tell you no, and
Speaker 5: then you know, God got me. I got guys who
Speaker 5: God got me? So, you know, is a package deal.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the first person that you actually got
Speaker 1: to talk to you and thinking, oh shit, so and
Speaker 1: so just spoke to me.
Speaker 5: I remember when I first started where As Wallow, The
Speaker 5: first interview I had was Meek Mills when I started
Speaker 5: that show, and Meek always was a support of mine.
Speaker 5: He always showed me love, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: But he was one of the first dudes outside of
Speaker 5: my cousin that threw me up on social media. He'd
Speaker 5: be posted one of my stuff and I probably got
Speaker 5: like one hundred thousand followers on like a day.
Speaker 1: You say that like it's nothing. You know how much
Speaker 1: people would pay for that, And they do pay for
Speaker 1: it now, which is trash.
Speaker 5: But it ain't gonna work, like I don't.
Speaker 1: Want it to. But I see things all the time
Speaker 1: and I'm like, those numbers don't match up what is
Speaker 1: going on over now?
Speaker 5: It don't is like you know, like a real you
Speaker 5: can have a lot of numbers, but sometimes the likes
Speaker 5: and the followers don't match. Sometimes because you're not paying
Speaker 5: for ads.
Speaker 1: I know, because they slow you down.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 1: It's the worst. Now. It used to really just be
Speaker 1: about the content and what was there, and now it's
Speaker 1: about what you're gonna pay for and how you're gonna
Speaker 1: elevate it and all that kind of stuff. I digress.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. You're doing a really good job with
Speaker 1: all of this. So you've got your podcast, You've got
Speaker 1: this book that's out now, and in the book you're
Speaker 1: talking a lot about, well, how you want to evoke change,
Speaker 1: you want things to be different for people who came
Speaker 1: from the same place as you. How do you go
Speaker 1: about starting that big.
Speaker 5: Example, okay, proof of concepts, just showing people like look
Speaker 5: at where I come from, Like I came from the bottom.
Speaker 5: You know you ain't. I don't think too many people
Speaker 5: what's able to reach the level of success coming from
Speaker 5: where I came from. It's hard coming out of prison,
Speaker 5: trying to figure out life. You're scared. You got to
Speaker 5: be a person that you never was before in order
Speaker 5: to maintain your freedom, and you're trying to figure all
Speaker 5: this stuff out. In the process of figuring all that
Speaker 5: stuff out, you need money. You got pressure of get
Speaker 5: the job, you got pressure from family. You got to
Speaker 5: battle with who you want to be. I mean, you
Speaker 5: got a battle with who you used to because you're
Speaker 5: like who used to be? Like yo, come on, like
Speaker 5: what's up? You want to get busy? Then you're like, no,
Speaker 5: I'm different. So it's like as as tall as a
Speaker 5: conversation that's going on, you got to keep battling. And
Speaker 5: it's not just about coming from prison. It's about coming
Speaker 5: from a dark place in life wherever you might be.
Speaker 5: And I just want to let you know that you
Speaker 5: could get back up and you got another shot of
Speaker 5: life long as you're breathing, because breathing is to win.
Speaker 1: Do you have regrets or are you one of the
Speaker 1: people who says everything is a lesson? And I'm where
Speaker 1: I am because everything happened the way that did.
Speaker 5: Definitely everything is a lesson. I got regrets of people
Speaker 5: that might have been victims of my crime. But you know,
Speaker 5: you know, from the first kid, I always want to
Speaker 5: you know, you always got to be understanding of that
Speaker 5: people that you might have victimized, you know. But like
Speaker 5: most of my life and how I went, I'm happy
Speaker 5: that it went that way because it made me who
Speaker 5: I am today.
Speaker 1: No, I know you had a TED talk also, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, congratulations. How does one even start to
Speaker 1: get a TED talk? And then I have some questions
Speaker 1: about the.
Speaker 5: Time I had three TED talks?
Speaker 2: You had three?
Speaker 5: Okay, I forget all of them, but it was three
Speaker 5: of them. I know that I had. I forgive my
Speaker 5: brother's killing. The first one, yep. The second one was
Speaker 5: I can't cuss on here, Yeah, you can't fuck it button,
Speaker 5: and I was just educating people on how to activate
Speaker 5: they fucking button where they stopped worrying about all the
Speaker 5: stuff that don't matter. And the third one was like, Uh,
Speaker 5: I think cell phone is the new parent. Oh, and
Speaker 5: I was talking about how the technology is raising the
Speaker 5: kids now. They reached out to me. People reach out
Speaker 5: to you, and it just somebody reached out to me
Speaker 5: and I got the first one. Then it kept rolling.
Speaker 1: So your first ted talk, I forgive my brother's killer.
Speaker 1: That's very heavy. Yes, it's got to make you feel
Speaker 1: somewhat lighter to do that, does it.
Speaker 5: Man? That was the greatest thing I ever did in
Speaker 5: my life. I come from a place where revenge is king.
Speaker 5: But to let that go and to see more life
Speaker 5: and to be able to live for my brother, live
Speaker 5: for his kids, be there for my family, that was paramid,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. So it was like that
Speaker 5: was a great and then I had to worry about
Speaker 5: looking for somebody else trying to be you know, trying
Speaker 5: to do this and that it was just the greatest
Speaker 5: feeling in my life. You know.
Speaker 1: So on the flip side of that, when you say
Speaker 1: you think about some of the people that were impacted
Speaker 1: by the things that you did, have you reached out
Speaker 1: to any of these people to perhaps seek forgive us.
Speaker 5: On the other side, you can't just reach out like
Speaker 5: that because it's laws and stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 5: You know, But I always let it be known that
Speaker 5: I'm deeply, you know, apologized for what I've done.
Speaker 1: Has anyone reached out to you, No, they never reached out.
Speaker 1: On the second, ted talk the fucking button.
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 1: Let's talk about fucking button because it sounds entertaining and
Speaker 1: interesting and important.
Speaker 5: I'm one of the largest owners in the world fucking buttons. Okay,
Speaker 5: I got so many different fucking buttons on so many
Speaker 5: different levels. I think people care about too much. They
Speaker 5: care too much about people opinions, do, don't know them,
Speaker 5: don't like them, and probably they would never even meet.
Speaker 5: And I think that's what's holding a lot of people back.
Speaker 5: They really care. I don't give a fuck. You don't
Speaker 5: have to like me. There's eight billion people on the planet.
Speaker 5: You think I care that you don't like me?
Speaker 1: Sell out?
Speaker 5: You think I care that you one hundred thousand people
Speaker 5: don't like me? So what fuck it? Y'all not gonna
Speaker 5: stop me from operating and doing what I got to
Speaker 5: do out here. I don't care, you know, And I
Speaker 5: think I was just trying to tell people that a
Speaker 5: lot of people out here is being really is being
Speaker 5: you know, controlled by remote controls that other people have,
Speaker 5: which is opinion.
Speaker 1: And I think what people don't realize. Also, I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I want to say it. The haters
Speaker 1: get you paid to, it's amazing they do so much
Speaker 1: more for.
Speaker 5: It, or your marketing team let them work, because once again,
Speaker 5: it's about traffic. It's about attention, even.
Speaker 1: If you're just talking about social media. The more people
Speaker 1: talk shit, the more engagement you can anyway, So it's
Speaker 1: amazing you let them fight it out in the comment
Speaker 1: section and you don't even have to do anything. And
Speaker 1: I'm sure you probably don't do it to other people.
Speaker 5: What I got to hate for I'm winning exactly. Ain't
Speaker 5: nobody's winning hating.
Speaker 1: You said all the time, happy bitches ain't hate and
Speaker 1: hating bitches ain't happy.
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yes, So now your book again, we're talking about change,
Speaker 1: evoking change, things being different. This is a big year
Speaker 1: for change. Obviously, we have an election coming up. Are
Speaker 1: you in any way politically active or endorsing anybody at
Speaker 1: the moment?
Speaker 5: No comments?
Speaker 1: Oh so you are? You just don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about it? Is that no comment means?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay? So if you could change one thing, because obviously
Speaker 1: you've talked about this before. Coming out of prison is
Speaker 1: a multi layered mission to get back into society, whether
Speaker 1: it's people needing mental help, physical help, getting a job.
Speaker 1: If you could change one thing right now, what would
Speaker 1: be that thing to help people get back on their
Speaker 1: fee when they're getting out of prison.
Speaker 5: Right now, I got an organization. I just started my
Speaker 5: foundation while two six seventh found OAH Warsdough my organization,
Speaker 5: and we're going to be helping juvenile fenders come back,
Speaker 5: get back into get all the resources that I didn't
Speaker 5: have when I was coming up and I was in
Speaker 5: the system. One of the main things that people need
Speaker 5: coming out of prison is employment. Also, you know, like
Speaker 5: therapy is multiple things, it's not just one, but employment
Speaker 5: probably will be the first because.
Speaker 1: You need a job, which is such a tough thing.
Speaker 1: Right Because a lot of people who are coming out
Speaker 1: of prison, you want to have faith in them. Maybe
Speaker 1: you shouldn't, maybe you can't, maybe other people have proven
Speaker 1: you wrong. I will say this, there is one guy
Speaker 1: that I used to work with in Boston who was
Speaker 1: the first experience that I ever had in somebody coming
Speaker 1: out of prison and turning their life around. I would
Speaker 1: not have believed it had I not seen it for
Speaker 1: myself with him, I wouldn't have believed it rehab actually
Speaker 1: worked until I start with him because I had seen
Speaker 1: so much of the opposite the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: So seeing him seeing you, it's incredible. But how do
Speaker 1: you weed through the people who are not like that
Speaker 1: to get to the justine or the u of the word.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: You know what's crazy is in America we believe in
Speaker 5: the system when people get found guilty, but we don't
Speaker 5: believe into it, believe in in the whole process. The
Speaker 5: whole process is I got found guilty, I'm going to
Speaker 5: do my time. I do my time. And we believe
Speaker 5: that prison will rehabilitate people if we didn't while we
Speaker 5: sending them there. So once we send him there, then
Speaker 5: they come home, then we say, oh, don't trust that person.
Speaker 5: We want people to be punished and punished forever.
Speaker 1: Do you think you deserve the sentence that you got?
Speaker 5: Uh? Every Yeah, everything happened for a reason. You know,
Speaker 5: what do you do when you can make crown? You know,
Speaker 5: when you can make crime, whatever come wul it come
Speaker 5: with it. Because crime could even go anyway, if you've
Speaker 5: robbing somebody, you got to shoes, you can kill somebody.
Speaker 5: Somebody could lose their life. Or the measurement of that
Speaker 5: is like, what do you.
Speaker 1: Do now when you're talking about all of the things
Speaker 1: that you're talking about right now and your founding, do
Speaker 1: you have other foundations too? I feel like I saw
Speaker 1: that you were part of a lot of different part
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 5: I got a lot of businesses. I got a lot
Speaker 5: of different businesses. Okay, got million. I was with a game,
Speaker 5: got airplanes or hotels, I got per a few.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're like NASCAR right now. You're branded
Speaker 1: from the head, the.
Speaker 2: Shirt, you got the water.
Speaker 5: Think about this, you know, you know who? Why would
Speaker 5: somebody support your peninesses if you don't, that's fair.
Speaker 1: It's really making me question a lot of the things
Speaker 1: I'm doing with my life right now.
Speaker 5: Ahad, start wearing your merch.
Speaker 1: I don't have any mercher. Let's start there, Let's start giving.
Speaker 5: See I might get do something for you. Start. I
Speaker 5: mean you start start wearing your merch. Way, get ahead
Speaker 5: and start giving, you know, start because what happened is
Speaker 5: a lot of times I don't know what it is,
Speaker 5: A lot of people that start businesses and start stuff,
Speaker 5: they don't promote these stuff and I'd be like, what
Speaker 5: is you doing? You got a clue line why you're
Speaker 5: wearing aybod else stuff while you don't wear yours.
Speaker 1: So when it comes to me specifically, I can't speak
Speaker 1: for everybody else. There's a cultural aspect of that that
Speaker 1: is really hard for me to kind of fight because
Speaker 1: the Indian community, for the most part, you don't brag
Speaker 1: about yourself. You don't talk about yourself. You hope other
Speaker 1: people will, but you don't really promote yourself because it
Speaker 1: comes off as egotistical and bombastic and all the words
Speaker 1: that you don't want to be whis to your point,
Speaker 1: I should probably hit the fucking button.
Speaker 5: I can't, but could it be an amendment to that
Speaker 5: When you're doing business, you ain't supposed to mark at
Speaker 5: your business your livelihood.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm I feel like if I had a
Speaker 1: hotel or if I did something like that, it would
Speaker 1: be one thing. But when your brand is you, my
Speaker 1: brand is me, it does feel a little bit weird.
Speaker 5: Well, what if other people do What if you got
Speaker 5: a team of people that do it.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm hoping over here she's doing something, but
Speaker 1: I don't think she is so do that.
Speaker 5: But but I just think about it, like I see
Speaker 5: people right and they got podcasts and they promoting others. Oh,
Speaker 5: I like this episode. Why you ain't talk about the
Speaker 5: episode of yours and your story of posting? Like people
Speaker 5: don't post their stuff enough. They don't believe, like and
Speaker 5: it just be to me like you want me to buy,
Speaker 5: you want me to believe, and something that you don't
Speaker 5: you're not bought into or that you won't believe.
Speaker 1: I got to work on that. That's the one thing
Speaker 1: that I think I need to do a lot better.
Speaker 5: Watch fucking button on YouTube.
Speaker 1: So I totally cut off when you were talking about
Speaker 1: all the things that you're doing. What are airplanes? What
Speaker 1: is airplanes?
Speaker 5: And hotel? The hotels is a clove line.
Speaker 1: I got what's the water?
Speaker 5: Uh high dreation drink Perrea few owner of It's official
Speaker 5: hydration drink for the Philly of your seventy sixes official
Speaker 5: hydration drink the Chicago Sky great unbelievable, takes different flavors
Speaker 5: and we'll get intentions. That's something else, you know, that's
Speaker 5: just that's special.
Speaker 1: So how are you feeling about it.
Speaker 5: I feel outstanding.
Speaker 1: Did you reread it once it was done?
Speaker 5: I did. I did the audiobook too. I got the
Speaker 5: great uh Ayana van Zant, she did the forward thirteen
Speaker 5: eight was the publisher Callery Slash Simon and Simon, and
Speaker 5: the shoot is powered by them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: But it's like I just had to you know, it's
Speaker 5: just a great experience to be able to know that
Speaker 5: it didn't feel good you feel it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a hardcover, by the way, but that's that
Speaker 1: song you hear.
Speaker 5: You feel it rugging itself. It's it's just a great
Speaker 5: feeling that somebody could take this and it can help
Speaker 5: somebody in life. I'm happy about it.
Speaker 1: Start to finish. How long did it take you?
Speaker 5: Less than the year? It didn't take that long. You know.
Speaker 5: It was just a great experience, man, especially reading it
Speaker 5: was a great experience. You know.
Speaker 1: And now that you are obviously doing press, so you're
Speaker 1: flying airplanes and hotels. How does that work with your
Speaker 1: parole which I read was Yeah, I got.
Speaker 5: An unbelievable paro agent that I just would let her
Speaker 5: get my whole schedule. She always supported on me. Shout
Speaker 5: out the Asian crews that just be hold me down.
Speaker 5: She believe in everything I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Do you ever sleep?
Speaker 5: I slept the last time that I.
Speaker 1: The last time that I slept.
Speaker 5: The last time I slept was like seventy eight before
Speaker 5: I was born, nineteen seventy eight. Having enough at it, okay.
Speaker 1: I mean it kind of seems that way with all
Speaker 1: the things that you have going on.
Speaker 5: Like you know what's crazy about me? I actually really
Speaker 5: enjoyed sleeping, But I like, I got this thing whereas
Speaker 5: though I like to do what I got to do early,
Speaker 5: and I like to go in the crib like three
Speaker 5: or four and go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Pitch am I am.
Speaker 5: But I like to go to sleep because I don't
Speaker 5: know what it is I like to I like to
Speaker 5: wake up at nighttime and be doing research. I love night.
Speaker 1: I recently read that people who sleep during the day
Speaker 1: have bigger brains. I don't know if we're using all
Speaker 1: of that, but if you're a day sleeper, yes, I'll
Speaker 1: send you the article because I was like, oh good
Speaker 1: and af during the day, my brain's huge. So a
Speaker 1: day off, if you have even such a thing as
Speaker 1: a day off, what do you do? What are you
Speaker 1: doing for fun?
Speaker 5: You'll believe it or that my fun is really Like,
Speaker 5: it's this place I go to in Philly, Right, this
Speaker 5: is the greatest place ever. Right, and they rub your legs. Right,
Speaker 5: it's a spy. Okay, I go there, Man, my life change.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Just getting your legs rubbed. Yeah, massage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a massage. I don't even like you know
Speaker 5: what I used to like the regular massage. You're back,
Speaker 5: which is cool, but I don't even care about them
Speaker 5: no more. I like to go to display place in
Speaker 5: Philly and they just rub your legs for ninety minutes
Speaker 5: and then you lay down. You got the blanket. I'd
Speaker 5: be sleeping this joint. Right, It's just unbelievable. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: So my producer Diamond, she got a massage for the
Speaker 1: first time in her life.
Speaker 2: What what it was like.
Speaker 1: Three years ago? You want to come over here.
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty one, the best moment of my life. I
Speaker 4: don't know what this woman did to me.
Speaker 5: How many times you've been back?
Speaker 4: Oh no, it was a one and done. She hasn't
Speaker 4: been I'm gonna get a massage another time because it
Speaker 4: was a part of a whole different experience that some
Speaker 4: of it I don't want to relive. So it was
Speaker 4: like we went on a camping trip. She took me
Speaker 4: out in the middle of the woods. I don't do
Speaker 4: that stuff, and she's fine. That was my reward for
Speaker 4: the end of this, and it was great.
Speaker 5: Damn how long did it? How long was this?
Speaker 4: I don't even know because I closed my eyes and
Speaker 4: it was it was too fast for me.
Speaker 3: But it's great.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get her to go back because
Speaker 1: she loved it so much. I know maybe after this
Speaker 1: is over, we're gonna have to figure that out for you.
Speaker 1: Because she was like, I don't understand how people don't
Speaker 1: leave in relationships with their mascuse the way that woman
Speaker 1: touched me, she loves me. I was like, she doesn't.
Speaker 1: She does not love me to everybody.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Oh you thought it was personal.
Speaker 3: It was for me. I was like, wow, like I
Speaker 3: felt it very well.
Speaker 1: Do you find that there's one platform where you were
Speaker 1: reaching more people than others? Like is your YouTube audience
Speaker 1: more engaged in this stuff or is it the people
Speaker 1: who are buying your book or watching your ted.
Speaker 5: Talks is across the board, right, It's about the real
Speaker 5: interaction that to you to another police.
Speaker 1: So you actually encourage people to come talk to you.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they always do.
Speaker 1: There's no party that's like hello, okay.
Speaker 5: You know, of all ages, all races, people give you
Speaker 5: so much information because I look at this world like
Speaker 5: this world is one big library and everybody's a book.
Speaker 5: You know. I might stop and talk to you about podcasting,
Speaker 5: stop and talk to Diamond about massages, and it's one
Speaker 5: big ass library, and you'll be amazed what people will
Speaker 5: tell you.
Speaker 1: You know, you are sort of paraphrasing my favorite quote
Speaker 1: by Bill and I I love him. He says, everyone
Speaker 1: you will ever meet knows something that you do not.
Speaker 1: You just have to sit and talk to them and
Speaker 1: figure out that.
Speaker 5: I had some crazy conversations with people.
Speaker 1: Is there one that sticks out to you.
Speaker 5: I was talking to this lady one time. She was
Speaker 5: like a middle age enough fifties, white lady. She was
Speaker 5: sitting next to me on a plane and I'm talking
Speaker 5: to him, hearing her story of this story. She telling
Speaker 5: me she was a professor all this type of stuff,
Speaker 5: and she was just talking. I was like, how was
Speaker 5: it being at She's like, it's just fucking born. And
Speaker 5: I was shocked. I was like, damn, yeah. So she
Speaker 5: talking and talking and then I start not just it
Speaker 5: was born. She was like I never had conversations like this,
Speaker 5: and she felt so safe talking because she like we're
Speaker 5: from different worlds. You don't know me, I don't know you.
Speaker 5: She was a person. She's like, sometimes I just don't
Speaker 5: want to go to work. She was so when I
Speaker 5: told her what my stuff was, she was just like
Speaker 5: she didn't believe me.
Speaker 1: She didn't clutch her purse.
Speaker 5: Fuck, you were on the plane, were in first class, okay,
Speaker 5: So she like, yeah, you look too soft. It was
Speaker 5: so funny because you're like you could never you can't
Speaker 5: handle hang in prison. You were funny. She's like, you're
Speaker 5: a comedian, ain't she? I said, you know sometimes, And
Speaker 5: we was talking but I told her and she just
Speaker 5: didn't believe my journey. And she worked for a real
Speaker 5: prestige university and she's like this shit ain't working.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, damn, you keep in touch with her
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 5: No, it was just a conversation here. Once we left
Speaker 5: the plane, it was over.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a book in itself, all the
Speaker 1: crazy shit that I've heard by accident.
Speaker 5: Damn, that's a nice title. Crazy No, no making it
Speaker 5: crazy shit. I heard that'd be better. That'll be the
Speaker 5: name of the book. And I just tell stories of
Speaker 5: stuff I heard from people. It's like, it's.
Speaker 1: Crazy first start with this one. Are a good intention and.
Speaker 5: Well good attention. Check it out right now everywhere books
Speaker 5: are so thank you. Go get this, thank you. I
Speaker 5: appreciate you.
Speaker 1: No, I appreciate it, thank you so much, no problem,
Speaker 1: and there you go.
Speaker 2: Wallow wallow.
Speaker 3: I love him?
Speaker 1: Would you would you date him?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Why. I think that he gives
Speaker 3: uncle vibes.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's too old or he's just too corny, like
Speaker 1: what it gives.
Speaker 3: He gives uncle vibes.
Speaker 4: If I was like in my late thirties, I'd probably
Speaker 4: find him more attractive. Okay, just I have an issue
Speaker 4: with like age gaps.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I understand that.
Speaker 4: Actually, if we have to to get high school at
Speaker 4: the same time, whether I'm older than you or younger
Speaker 4: than you, I'd like that eight that's like a span
Speaker 4: of like four four years older than me, four years
Speaker 4: younger than me.
Speaker 3: I don't think that we have that much in common.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 1: So the oldest you would date right now? Is thirty four?
Speaker 2: Is that to old for you?
Speaker 3: What is young?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Thirty thirty? I think the oldest that I goes thirty six.
Speaker 1: Okay, that wouldn't have been in high school with you?
Speaker 3: Yeah whatever, Okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, thirty six is her cap. So thirty six year olds.
Speaker 1: If you're out there listening, holler at diamond. Actually wait
Speaker 1: thirty six two? You're gonna say twenty.
Speaker 3: Six, twenty nine, twenty seven?
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 3: Off?
Speaker 1: Give her take?
Speaker 3: What do people say? Plus or minus a little bit?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Thirty six max? Okay, with a pension for a one
Speaker 4: k something?
Speaker 1: Okay, these are important things. Let's talk about that older now,
Speaker 1: that's your thirty Oh my god, you're so old. I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. By the way, your thirties best time of
Speaker 1: your life exactly. I say this personal experience thus far,
Speaker 1: it's been amazing.
Speaker 2: Well in your thirties.
Speaker 1: Your twenties are ghetto as fuck they were. Your thirties
Speaker 1: are amazing, especially if you're doing things like you're doing
Speaker 1: right now. You're not married, you don't have kids, and
Speaker 1: you're on a career path that you enjoy. Your thirties
Speaker 1: are your twenties. But with money, come on, get it,
Speaker 1: and you know yourself better. So when it comes to dating,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be a lot more I hope, discerning, and
Speaker 1: not deal with this shit that you don't want to
Speaker 1: deal with and just cut it off.
Speaker 2: Hopefully we'll see.
Speaker 3: I hope so.
Speaker 4: But I've been doing that for a while now, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, Okay, maybe you need to learn how to
Speaker 4: compromise and everything can't be a non negotiable.
Speaker 1: Sure, No, I absolutely agree with that, especially for you.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: Blocks people.
Speaker 1: Diamond still has Scottie b blocked, by the way, for
Speaker 1: like a tiff that they had over basically congestion pricing
Speaker 1: in the year twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: It's been almost six months.
Speaker 4: I love it, okay, but that in my birthday card,
Speaker 4: by the way, No, he didn't wish I could follow you.
Speaker 1: There's so funny. She won't block you. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: if she likes you and you guys are still working
Speaker 1: together and she's talking to you. She will block you
Speaker 1: on Instagram, which is hilarious. But let's talk about Diamond's
Speaker 1: interest in a person. What's important to you right now?
Speaker 1: Let's find you a hubby. Oh, I'm just kidding her.
Speaker 4: Maybe a boyfriend maybe, but it's somebody that I actually
Speaker 4: like that would be great to start.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you like though, Like, what would make
Speaker 1: you like someone I like?
Speaker 3: It's very weird.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to find the balance, right because I like
Speaker 4: people who are sure of themselves. But then sometimes you
Speaker 4: get like cocky and entitled from that. Like it's like
Speaker 4: really hard to find that middle ground. Someone who's ambitious.
Speaker 4: But I feel like at this point you should like
Speaker 4: also find a balance in that as well. Like you're
Speaker 4: getting into your thirties, you should have like been busting
Speaker 4: your ass for the past few years too, the same
Speaker 4: way that.
Speaker 1: I was tall expectations.
Speaker 3: The bar is so low.
Speaker 2: Bars in hell.
Speaker 1: It is horrible.
Speaker 4: Someone who's family oriented, because like I love my family.
Speaker 4: I spent a lot of time with my family. I
Speaker 4: can't imagine someone being like, do we have to go
Speaker 4: to your family? Like?
Speaker 3: Do we have to hang out with your family again? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: No, you know you need you know you need to
Speaker 1: find orphan so it can just be all your family
Speaker 1: all the time and not his family.
Speaker 4: Because I want you to be family oriented, but I
Speaker 4: don't want to split my like.
Speaker 2: My, no.
Speaker 1: What else, which is a very horrible thing to say,
Speaker 1: So don't DM me about it. I already know anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay, looks wise you like, I love a chupster. She likes, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love. I feel like you need to advertise that more.
Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, teddy bear?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think that like a chubby guy or
Speaker 1: a teddy bear, whatever you want to call them, probably
Speaker 1: doesn't feel super appreciated all the time and probably isn't
Speaker 1: as sought after on like dating apps, or maybe they're
Speaker 1: less sure of themselves for whatever reason. So you let
Speaker 1: them know she wants a chubby guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: All the chubby guys that I know, though, are very cocky,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, honey, let's calm it down.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's my question. There is a very thin line
Speaker 1: between confident and cocky. I think a lot of times
Speaker 1: that people who are cocky are actually very insecure, because
Speaker 1: if you are secure in yourself, you don't have to
Speaker 1: wander around telling everybody how great you are at everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah. But that's why I always shut it down too early,
Speaker 4: because like, once I realize that they're super insecure, and
Speaker 4: this is just like a defense mechanism basically, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'll shut it down.
Speaker 3: You need to go talk to somebody and it's not me.
Speaker 1: I think that's a bad thing to shut down. I think.
Speaker 1: I mean again, I I'm not the queen of dating.
Speaker 1: I don't have all the best dating advice. Let me
Speaker 1: just start there. But I do think insecurity has ruined
Speaker 1: so many relationships for me because people are very insecure.
Speaker 1: But then if you are a secure person, there's kind
Speaker 1: of no worse combination. Oh, I feel like you can
Speaker 1: have two secure people together, you have two insecure people together,
Speaker 1: But you cannot have a secure person and an insecure
Speaker 1: person because you're both going to drive each other further
Speaker 1: in that direction. Yeah, because if you tell me, like
Speaker 1: I'm insecure about X, y Z, but I'm very confident
Speaker 1: about that area, there's a lot of compromise in there.
Speaker 1: I think maybe is a horrible thing for me to say.
Speaker 4: I don't know, especially as you get older, because I
Speaker 4: feel like you're setting your ways, Like people try to
Speaker 4: pretend as if you need to change for people, and like,
Speaker 4: I get it to a certain extent, it would be ideal,
Speaker 4: But I think that like, if I've been this way my.
Speaker 3: Entire life or let's just say the past ten years
Speaker 3: of my life. Why do I feel like I have
Speaker 3: to change for you?
Speaker 1: This is where ask your married friends, because I ask
Speaker 1: my married for insis all the time. We're just friends
Speaker 1: who are in relationships. That's kind of stuff all the time.
Speaker 1: Tell me the difference between compromising and settling, because everyone
Speaker 1: will tell you never settle. You don't want to settle,
Speaker 1: but everyone will also tell you you got to compromise.
Speaker 1: What the wug is a difference? I don't know what
Speaker 1: the difference is there. There has to be something, but
Speaker 1: both of them seem like, well, we're both gonna be
Speaker 1: kind of unhappy with Like what's going on here? I
Speaker 1: don't know. And I also think you shouldn't change too
Speaker 1: much about yourself. If you love yourself, you genuinely love yourself,
Speaker 1: and I think you do. Why would you stop being
Speaker 1: the person that you love for somebody else. I think
Speaker 1: you have to love yourself a lot before you can
Speaker 1: be in like a good relationship and have solid love
Speaker 1: with another person. Maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: Then I feel like sometimes I'm a little too strict.
Speaker 3: So it's like I'm gonna have to find a balance.
Speaker 3: It's so hard. I'll think about it next year.
Speaker 2: Can you do?
Speaker 1: Drop the hammer? Pretty quickly? He had one shoulder strap
Speaker 1: of his backpack just hanging off. Hate it, goodbye.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget that. I can see you right now,
Speaker 4: and I close my eyes. You said it, I can
Speaker 4: see it.
Speaker 3: I can see it. I listen.
Speaker 1: We all have our things, right. Oh, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what mine are anymore. I have no idea. I
Speaker 1: try not to be super harsh about it, because I'm
Speaker 1: sure that's other people. I'm like a carnival of red
Speaker 1: flags myself. So I mean, obviously those people are wrong
Speaker 1: and stupid, but I can see.
Speaker 2: It at least a little.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about your birthday trip. Oh, you were gone
Speaker 1: on Friday.
Speaker 2: I hated it.
Speaker 1: You've gone all weekend and I hated it.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you about things. You're having
Speaker 1: a good time and I couldn't be nowt your back.
Speaker 1: I was sad. I told you I was sad, and
Speaker 1: I meant it. You, Dick, How was your trip? Was amazing?
Speaker 2: Where did you go?
Speaker 3: Okay? So I went to care Free Arizona.
Speaker 1: Literally because I have your location and I looked and
Speaker 1: you were in care Free Reson.
Speaker 3: Literally it's like maybe forty five minutes outside of Phoenix.
Speaker 1: Okay, So.
Speaker 4: It was far enough out for you to feel like
Speaker 4: you were literally in the desert and away from the city.
Speaker 1: Oh you were in the desert.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, I mean very interesting.
Speaker 4: But it was also close enough for me to be like,
Speaker 4: we went to dinner in the city for like a
Speaker 4: birthday dinner and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: But it was hot as hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, no joke, how hot it is out there.
Speaker 1: They're like breaking records this year for the most amount
Speaker 1: of days spent over one hundred degrees sick. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm hot.
Speaker 3: I'm top talking about it. I am tired, okay.
Speaker 2: Like dehydrated.
Speaker 4: Yes, in liquid that was in my body before I
Speaker 4: got there is completely gone.
Speaker 3: Okay, I am a cactus.
Speaker 1: I need to see you stop drinking the coffee and
Speaker 1: start drinking more water.
Speaker 3: We had water. I've been drinking water because I felt
Speaker 3: like I had no choice.
Speaker 1: No, you got to drink water.
Speaker 4: And liquid ivs and like things to hydrate.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's just that heat.
Speaker 1: It'll take it out of you. So you had some
Speaker 1: birthday dinners by the way at Diamond Sincere on Instagram,
Speaker 1: you look beautiful and you're green outfit.
Speaker 2: What else did you do?
Speaker 1: You did? I'm so proud of you because you did
Speaker 1: a hike by yourself without your friends, yes, and a
Speaker 1: group of other people. That is so not like you.
Speaker 2: I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 3: And I made a new bestia, Jillian.
Speaker 1: What's the lady's name that you ran off with on
Speaker 1: the trail? Jenna?
Speaker 3: Jenna, Jenna and Jillian.
Speaker 1: We got some j's going on, Okay, Jillian.
Speaker 4: From she was born in Jamaica. You know I love
Speaker 4: Jamaican people. Yeah, I'm fake Jamaican. Yes. She lives in
Speaker 4: La and we're actually she's like, we both were talking
Speaker 4: about coming back, like going back to the resort that
Speaker 4: we stayed at, and she's like, well, let me know
Speaker 4: when you come, Like I want to go, so like
Speaker 4: maybe we'll end up coming on the same week or
Speaker 4: weekend whatever. Hell yeah, she's so nice. I love when
Speaker 4: you make friends outside of your friends.
Speaker 1: It's so cute, right I listen, I told you I've
Speaker 1: really been struggling. I need to make friends outside of work.
Speaker 1: I have to. It's so hard, it really is, as
Speaker 1: a grown up trying to make friends, Like to tell
Speaker 1: you all this life stuff about me, And I have
Speaker 1: to tell you why this weird thing about me isn't
Speaker 1: that weird.
Speaker 2: It's actually just lovable.
Speaker 3: But lunatic.
Speaker 2: What did you see on the trail, Diamond.
Speaker 3: A rattle snake?
Speaker 1: A rattlesnake.
Speaker 2: In a month, you have seen bears.
Speaker 1: And a rattlesnake that was insane, and bison and all
Speaker 1: the other stuff that we saw in and elk and
Speaker 1: chipmunks and rabbits and you know whatever. But I think
Speaker 1: the scariest of all those is the rattlesnake.
Speaker 3: No, the bears.
Speaker 4: The rattlesnake, from what I was told, does not want
Speaker 4: to be bothered.
Speaker 3: Leave it alone.
Speaker 4: But also the tour guide that I was with felt
Speaker 4: like it was his fucking civic duty to get this
Speaker 4: damn snake away from the trail, which was very nice.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, we're all scared, like the hikers,
Speaker 4: We're scared. Yeah, And he's like fucking poking it with
Speaker 4: the stick, trying to get it off of the trail,
Speaker 4: and he's like, I know what I'm doing, guys.
Speaker 3: Whatever. I did trust him, and he's like a survival expert.
Speaker 3: He's so cool. I think you would be fascinated.
Speaker 2: Okay, but was cute.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, his name Adrian, very cute guy.
Speaker 4: Okay, but yeah he was very nice and like he
Speaker 4: got it out of the way and I lived to
Speaker 4: talk about it, but did it was very scary.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. And now let's talk about
Speaker 1: your rental car. Yeah, why did I see you putting
Speaker 1: luggage into a U haul?
Speaker 4: Well, first, I'd like to start by saying budget or Avis,
Speaker 4: I don't know which one of you is responsible for this.
Speaker 4: We'll go exped Expedia in there as well. Count your
Speaker 4: fucking days. Okay, because why would you let me rent
Speaker 4: a car and then close without calling and saying, hey,
Speaker 4: we see that you haven't picked up your car yet.
Speaker 3: We're about to close.
Speaker 4: R Thirty five minutes maybe an hour tops was between
Speaker 4: the pickup time and.
Speaker 3: The time that they closed. Why didn't you say anything?
Speaker 1: Had they said something, would you have been able to
Speaker 1: get there in time?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I would have can so you would have had a.
Speaker 1: Better plan, yes, versus renting, which I think is actually genius.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have thought about.
Speaker 4: Hey listen, and it was cheaper than the car, so
Speaker 4: let's hope I get my money back because it would
Speaker 4: be great, but like, are you kidding me? And then
Speaker 4: first of all, like I said, one hundred and three
Speaker 4: degrees in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of nowhere,
Speaker 4: absolutely not, it's a budget. And then there's a U
Speaker 4: haul place right next door.
Speaker 3: So I had to walk over.
Speaker 4: To the U haul, Like what were my options? Get
Speaker 4: a hotel room, put my stuff in the whole We
Speaker 4: were on our way to a football game. I was
Speaker 4: not missing that game, by the way.
Speaker 1: So you parked a U haul full of your luggage
Speaker 1: at the game, absolutely I should have taken it.
Speaker 4: I don't think anybody has a picture of the actual U.
Speaker 3: Haul in the parking lot.
Speaker 4: But a guy, you know how like people direct you
Speaker 4: to where you need to park and stuff. We pull
Speaker 4: up and he's just looking at me like you idiot.
Speaker 3: Like you could just see it on his face.
Speaker 4: So I rolled down the window. I'm like, sir, is
Speaker 4: there anywhere that I could park this? I just need
Speaker 4: to go to the game, like whatever, And before before
Speaker 4: the words came out of his mouth, I had to
Speaker 4: stop him and I was like, be nice to me, please,
Speaker 4: I would never.
Speaker 3: Be nice to me.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no one wants to drive a U haul
Speaker 4: to a football game.
Speaker 3: I want you to understand that you.
Speaker 1: Have to know things happening.
Speaker 3: Please. I am desperate. I have had a horrible day
Speaker 3: and at that point was only one o'clock. I was like,
Speaker 3: please be nice to me. He was hysterical. Everybody in
Speaker 3: Arizona was really nice, by the way, So you.
Speaker 1: Parked your U haul, you had a good time. I'm
Speaker 1: so proud of you for so many reasons. Our baby
Speaker 1: girl is growing up. She is she is. This makes
Speaker 1: me so But I did really miss you, and I'm
Speaker 1: happy that you're back. And next time I'll.
Speaker 2: Probably go with you.
Speaker 3: You need to.
Speaker 1: I should have I should have done it this time. Okay,
Speaker 1: if people want to find you on Instagram, where they
Speaker 1: gonna find.
Speaker 3: You at Diamonds sincere?
Speaker 1: Yes, I am at Baby Hot Sauce. Diamond is still
Speaker 1: rocking Twitter too, right, I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: X Yeah, but I have no followers on there, so
Speaker 4: I mean you just go, yeah, I just yeah, follow
Speaker 4: me if you want to.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Do they still call it black Twitter or is it
Speaker 1: now black X?
Speaker 3: What Twitter?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: We're never gonna stop calling it twitter.
Speaker 4: I don't understand why the Twitter Forever's time trying to rebrand.
Speaker 2: Please stupid do.
Speaker 1: You want stupid? Okay, until next I say bye bye.