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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: Porn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Mm hm, Welcome Do you

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Speaker 1: My name is Karen Colgaro.

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Speaker 3: I feel like since there's a question mark at the

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Speaker 3: saying welcome, did you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I like that about it.

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Speaker 3: I'm Chris. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: From now on, let's just start over completely.

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Speaker 3: Okay, forever Take two. Welcome, do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: My name is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbank, scarc Guira.

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Speaker 3: And we've found out that someone that we know did

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Speaker 1: Did it? Yeah he did? No one knows.

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Speaker 3: And we are driving to Lachrisenna.

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Speaker 5: Lachrisenna, California, which is kind of near Eagle Rock, but

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Speaker 3: It's definitely far enough to be not considered Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: Right, I'm not. I think so. It's where the adults live.

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Speaker 5: It's like the town you moved to after you get

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Speaker 3: Oh okay. And does Dave Anthony have a steady job?

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Speaker 1: He is a writer on Maren.

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Speaker 3: Did he move into this area after his marin money

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Speaker 1: I think so he. I think they just moved here recently.

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Speaker 3: Oh day, meaning him and his and his fat room.

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Speaker 3: I had a great day. I went to a sauna situation.

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Speaker 3: I went to my gymnasium and sat with many old men.

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Speaker 3: I today went to the sauna with many sad old men,

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Speaker 3: Dave Anthy. I have some questions about his podcast, Walking

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Speaker 4: Is it still active?

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Speaker 4: What's your address so I can kind of rest you.

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Speaker 1: My address.

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Speaker 3: It's one two three Fake.

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Speaker 1: Those poor huskies in Los Angeles, they're all dying of heat.

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Speaker 3: And that is the sweater of a good dog owner.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's wearing his dude sweater.

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Speaker 4: What happened with Bill Cosby? Oh? He there?

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Speaker 1: Wait, Dave, what's your show at the improv to night?

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Speaker 3: The lineup? We want to know details. Uh, it's Brian

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Speaker 4: That is what metals do.

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Speaker 4: Is it lutiicially over? God damn it to put I

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Speaker 3: Good things called Dollop I do, right, the dollup and

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Well that's the thing. The doll up is about something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And and what is a tenpole other than a little

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Speaker 4: I really don't know it. It's just a right that

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Speaker 3: I knew I could have figured that out on my own.

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Speaker 4: I'm just sure that that's true.

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Speaker 3: I just never have heard it used that way.

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Speaker 5: I like to throw in kind of assy writer's room

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Speaker 3: People hate me and see what sticks.

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Speaker 3: That is a star studded lineup.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's so fucking joke. I don't just do any

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Speaker 4: Place to observe the show. No we can. I can.

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Speaker 3: There's a crack in the back wall that I lending

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Speaker 3: get some business done, some paperwork. See that makes me

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Speaker 3: seem like now, all of a sudden, you guys are

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Speaker 1: Chris has hand in this Yeah, on this car ride?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that way?

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Speaker 3: Really, Dave, would you.

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Speaker 1: Go all the way down into like silver Lake and over?

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Speaker 3: Yes, Now people know the area he lives in.

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Speaker 4: I mean I did. I did already say there's the locker,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna because there's only five million people that want

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go back.

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Speaker 4: We edit.

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Speaker 4: Great when you forget that and people are like, I

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Speaker 1: I'm from the n I'm Sarah Palin.

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Speaker 3: We've got it handled. We've got it handled, we got.

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Speaker 1: People covered, no problem.

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Speaker 3: So you're Greg Baron, your old podcast partner lives in

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Speaker 4: No, he went to New York for a few months.

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Speaker 1: There's no guests.

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Speaker 4: There's no guests.

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Speaker 3: Really, no, you got to.

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Speaker 1: Listen to the dollar.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, that's me.

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Speaker 4: This is super awkward right now. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I usually I do my research when there's a guest.

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Speaker 4: You certainly did not do anything, should not do it.

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Speaker 3: This time, I just thought knowing and loving you as

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Speaker 3: I have made a mistake.

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Speaker 1: But I am one of the dollups number one fans.

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Speaker 4: Yeah did it one day?

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Speaker 4: Is that true? I might not have sent the tweet,

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Speaker 4: I know, but.

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Speaker 1: I can't be vulnerable like that on Twitter day.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm out there, I'm working at my job.

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Speaker 1: I left it up eleven minutes and I was like, fuck.

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Speaker 4: You good god woman.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it really is.

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Speaker 5: I listened to it every morning, and it's about fucked

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Speaker 5: up things from history, so it's super interesting to listen to.

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Speaker 5: And then Gareth Reynolds is like one of the funniest

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Speaker 4: God, he's so funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, so funny.

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Speaker 3: Do you just put it Uh, you do it yourself?

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Speaker 3: Do you have it on a network?

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Speaker 4: Where do you have?

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Speaker 1: Where do you network?

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Speaker 4: He's on your network?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, Like I said, little to know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Hey, you're listening to worst Interviews with Chris Fervan. You

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Speaker 4: know what?

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Speaker 3: Between you and I, I know all that ship, But

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Speaker 4: Are you a fella?

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Speaker 3: Do you think that? On talk shows? Letterman hasn't seen

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Speaker 4: We know it's the guys army.

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Speaker 3: I'm being professional. What what information are we gonna get

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Speaker 3: where I just go? And I know about your podcast,

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Speaker 3: So let's not talk about it, you.

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Speaker 4: Know what I mean? True? All right?

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Speaker 3: If I didn't I did.

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Speaker 4: It was barely a thing. I just said. I knew

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Speaker 1: Is it all of getting good numbers?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's getting it's getting good numbers. It's getting better

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Speaker 4: numbers and walking the room right now it's on all

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Speaker 4: It's getting better numbers. Yeah, it's really here's the crazy thing.

453
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 4: It's really popular in Australia. Oh, it's like the number

454
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,919
Speaker 4: four comedy podcast in Australia.

455
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:50,399
Speaker 3: How do you do?

456
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:51,239
Speaker 4: So? Now?

457
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 3: Are you you're gonna get a do a bunch of

458
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 3: Have you been doing stand up in Australia already?

459
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:59,399
Speaker 4: Down under? There? I? Well, so what I did was

460
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,640
Speaker 4: I went down there once and I did I did

461
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 4: two podcasts at the the festival, shre the Melbourne Festival

462
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 4: and so so staying the left and get and get

463
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 4: a over there yeah and uh you take yeah that's left.

464
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah.

465
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's a tense podcast, isn't it. You

466
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,399
Speaker 3: never know if it's going to be your last.

467
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:30,360
Speaker 4: You don't know. So I uh so I went down

468
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 4: there and I and I did stand up around town,

469
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 4: but I didn't do the stand up at the festival.

470
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 4: And then recently I did a Kickstarter to uh to

471
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 4: get money to go to the festival and I got

472
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,640
Speaker 4: like a lot of money.

473
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: Wow, lot more than I asked for.

474
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 4: Wow, it's pretty cool. Like I made my I asked

475
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:54,360
Speaker 4: for fifteen thousand and I got it in twenty four hours. Really, yeah,

476
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 4: it was pretty crazy, totally like seeing the career I've

477
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,119
Speaker 4: had very unexpected.

478
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 1: To be honest, did you cry a little bit?

479
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, there were tears. I hugged my dog.

480
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,919
Speaker 3: Can I just do that? Can I take a like,

481
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 3: show a picture of an MRI of my hip and say, hey,

482
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 3: dad is having trouble walking?

483
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:19,679
Speaker 4: Okay? So that usually it's about artistic endeavors or okay.

484
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 4: I think what you're what you're trying to do is, uh,

485
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 4: what if I make my hip something called sadmea dot com?

486
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 4: I already go there one?

487
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go Glendale Boulevard North. What if I

488
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 3: make my hip more aesthetically pleasing and not just.

489
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 4: If you said I want to take my hip on tour, yeah,

490
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 4: and show people how good I can walk, then then

491
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 4: you might be able to get away. Oh okay, but they,

492
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 4: but they they watched the Kickstarter people and may see

493
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Speaker 4: if it's oh right, okay, straight through the light.

494
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 3: No, because I've heard of my friend invented some sort

495
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 3: of a weed hiding piece of wood that it was.

496
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 4: Really cools, like it looked like people out there doing that.

497
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 4: Because because what we need right now is places to hide.

498
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 4: It's just been a problem for so long and.

499
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: Knows where to put it.

500
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 3: As a result, he did not get the funding. Smart asses,

501
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 3: so weird he you know, he didn't know it was

502
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,959
Speaker 3: going to become legal.

503
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 5: He made those weed necklaces he was thinking of because

504
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 5: you can really just flaunt it these days.

505
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 3: It was a neat little apparatus. It was like a

506
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 3: rubik scube, but it was like a puzzle.

507
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 4: It's very cool. And also you get a.

508
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 3: Wood puzzle, a puzzle, a wooden weed puzzle.

509
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 4: That's this is This is not only the worst product

510
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 4: I've ever heard, but I think it might be the

511
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 4: worst conversation I've ever been. Let's go right, Let's go right.

512
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 3: Let's go up that hill for no damn tall hill.

513
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the San Francisco Hill.

514
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 3: So so when I'm.

515
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 4: Gonna show you something when we get down here, you

516
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 4: guys are gonna laugh. So this is this.

517
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 3: Is going to be the Barca Darrow.

518
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 4: I'm gonna show you where I got a I got

519
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 4: a ticket driving here. Yeah. See it's just like you

520
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 4: can't see as you come, oh my god, over the hill.

521
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 3: I feel like Steve McQueen.

522
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 4: Okay, so now you come down here to this light,

523
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 4: and do you see any lights that say no, do

524
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 4: you see any signs say no left turn?

525
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 3: I certainly do.

526
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 4: Are they pretty pretty hard to see? Yeah?

527
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 3: Well now there's three of them.

528
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I came rolling up at nine am and

529
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 4: made that left. Oh wow, it's like it's like and

530
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 4: the cop pulls me where he goes did you see

531
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 4: any of the signs? And I was like I didn't.

532
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 4: It's like really, and I'm like no, seriously, I didn't.

533
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 4: And then the next day I drove here, I was like,

534
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 4: oh my god, I am an idiot.

535
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: There's never been more no left turns.

536
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 4: But there's not. There's not a place in LA that

537
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 4: has more no left times. That's fine.

538
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 3: You know what I always say, taking left.

539
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 4: Here, Yeah, you're taking a left. I always wait for

540
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 4: the light to turn though. Yeah. Yeah that's a red light.

541
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 3: That's just standard rule following.

542
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

543
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 3: I always say, you know what, I I didn't look

544
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 3: up because my eyes were on the road.

545
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 4: That's always a good one.

546
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean my eyes were on the road.

547
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 4: There's cars, So you don't pay attention to signs or

548
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 4: street lights, not when.

549
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 3: There's cars in front of me. When it's a light

550
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 3: and it's red and you're coming to a stop, don't

551
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 3: you look at the car in front of you and

552
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 3: not wander around with your eyes up in the air

553
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 3: like you're like, You're like, you just don't care exactly.

554
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 4: I'm I am right now very happy that you're in

555
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 4: the passenger seat because what you're saying doesn't make sense

556
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:31,439
Speaker 4: to me.

557
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 3: I will back up. I'm just saying, when I'm talking

558
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 3: to the coppers, man and I want to get out

559
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,479
Speaker 3: of a ticket, yeah, I have visions and I'm not

560
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 3: I'm not front exactly. I just I'm looking out the

561
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 3: road and I've had a lot of I'm not I'm

562
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 3: not drunk.

563
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 4: I did watch an episode of Cops where a cop,

564
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,959
Speaker 4: a cop pulled the guy over and I was like,

565
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 4: that guy's drunk. And the cop like checked out his

566
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 4: ID and was like, all right, guys, just uh, you know,

567
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 4: be safe tonight. And then and he walks away and

568
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 4: the guy leans it out the wind. He goes, yeah, man.

569
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 4: He starts talking to the cop and the CoP's trying

570
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 4: to walk away back to his car, and guy keeps

571
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 4: talking and then the cop goes, all right, get out

572
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 4: of the car. Oh wow, he talked himself into a ticket.

573
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 3: Oh that's amazing.

574
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 4: Also, a very bad cop because I was proud. Oh wow.

575
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 3: He just didn't want to deal with it. And he's like, well,

576
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 3: now that your alcohol breath has actually seeped into the

577
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 3: fire bears of my uniform, I should probably pull you

578
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 3: over or give my is anyone else in the car anymore?

579
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 4: Just let me wait? He down.

580
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 3: This happens all the time. Slow down this time, Karen.

581
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 3: You're right. If I was driving, we'd be in danger.

582
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 5: Wait, Dave, can you just tell me the general plan

583
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 5: of how should I just go to Melrose and go

584
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 5: all the.

585
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: Way down at uh?

586
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 4: You? Uh no, I don't think we're gonna go to Melrose.

587
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 4: Let me look at my math thing.

588
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: Sunset here.

589
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 4: It depends on what the traffic's like. I uh no,

590
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 4: you're gonna go straight. You're definitely gonna go straight. You

591
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 4: might get on the one o one though, Okay, Yeah,

592
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 4: I would say one on one two. Uh. That's the

593
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 4: way I usually do it.

594
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I know where we are, now, do you?

595
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 4: I love this?

596
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 3: See that's I don't know the city very well because

597
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 3: I live in Venice.

598
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 4: Is that true?

599
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 3: I've always lived there.

600
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 4: Why it's like being by the ocean. Yeah, But then

601
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 4: what happens when you want to go anywhere.

602
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think that about where the hell

603
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 3: you live out in bum fuck mountain town.

604
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: You guys come on only as soon as.

605
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 3: We pulled up to your house and and and park

606
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 3: behind your juke a car that says lady like as

607
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 3: your little dog. I thought, win more of a gay

608
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 3: man in whatever when your butt beat of a man's

609
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 3: shipping out gay dildo the car. Oh, I'm sorry you're.

610
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 4: So you're a little defensive about them.

611
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 3: Maybe you're having questions about how far away you move

612
00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 3: from society or are you gonna design your own flag cabin? Man?

613
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 3: I I enjoy be sure, you guys, I have each

614
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 3: every day way like every day every day I wake up,

615
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 3: I'm like.

616
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 4: Why out there? Why? Yeah? Wat sweater?

617
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 3: Man? I I really do have. You're right, I don't

618
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 3: know why I live by the beach. I drive too much.

619
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 4: It's great out there, the weather's great, but then it's

620
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 4: just getting in and out of there.

621
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 3: Oh it's the worst, man, And I do it now

622
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 3: that I'm doing these commercial audition things. I'm not bragging.

623
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 3: I'm just talking about what I've been doing. Sure, so

624
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 3: I put on my sweater. I I leave on my

625
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 3: novelty mustache.

626
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 4: That's real.

627
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 3: And I you know, I added for the and I

628
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 3: fucking you know. It's a long drive. It's a pain

629
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 3: in the ass. I don't get a lot done.

630
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 4: See. See you're right bunking on the highway.

631
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: The highway.

632
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 3: Whoa that guy? I know why they're hunking? Holy shah. Well,

633
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 3: you know when it's cherry apple.

634
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 4: Red, someone's getting to the party.

635
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: Get that.

636
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 4: Oh my god, someone's got a dance.

637
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 3: I just realized we're Yeah, we are podcasting on a

638
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 3: late Saturday night, and then we're getting off here.

639
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 4: This is dangerous. And then from here we're just on Melrose.

640
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 4: And since it's the the Melrose Improv, you guys get it. Yeah,

641
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 4: but it's on this street.

642
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why we're getting off on Melrose.

643
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 4: Karen, and you said, hmmm, I'm also in Scorpions Mondays

644
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 4: on CBS.

645
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 3: Oh what's that?

646
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 4: Oh there's my Oh.

647
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: Look at that plural or singular?

648
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 4: Yep, Yeah, I'm on score.

649
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: This scene is pure.

650
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 4: He was talking so bad that I forget the news.

651
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 3: He's on multiple episodes. One episode is called Scorpion. Several

652
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 3: of them wear.

653
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 4: A hat and a little black hat.

654
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the poor man's here.

655
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 4: And Paul No, No, that's the kid from American Pie

656
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 4: that has sex with Steffler's mom.

657
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: No, that's true.

658
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 3: I have twenty that is not him.

659
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: I'm his fan. Sean William Scott, Yeah that's him.

660
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 3: That's him there, that's him.

661
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: A windbreaker.

662
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 3: These guys are both arguing that if you're listening, go

663
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 3: to IMDb, go to the Scorpion IMDb and see that

664
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 3: that kid wasn't in American Pie.

665
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 4: I'm the gift.

666
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 3: He grew up, he's a man. You expect everyone to

667
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 3: look the same forever.

668
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 4: I don't feel like simple. I feel people don't completely

669
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,479
Speaker 4: change their faces from teen years to They don't they

670
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 4: they don't morph their skull structure.

671
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 3: And I know you do another human.

672
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 4: I mean it could happen. I just haven't seen him

673
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 4: with human was his face.

674
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 3: He just thinned up and grew a goatee and put

675
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 3: on your hat that you're wearing.

676
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 4: I'm starting to think you don't tell the truth about anything.

677
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 3: I guarantee I'm gonna look it up right now, at

678
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 3: the risk of it being good podcasting.

679
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 4: Jesus Airia, So what it's called Jesus Airia and internet

680
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 4: going to Laicia Jesus Aria like like like a but

681
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 4: for Jesus.

682
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: A restricted area only the Lord walks around.

683
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they it's great here because they just stick

684
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 4: it in a in a building that looks like it

685
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 4: could also be a grocery store.

686
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 3: Oh wow, there are a lot of little well I'm

687
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 3: not seeing one now, but.

688
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 5: Those jesus Arias that you're talking about. The music they

689
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 5: do in there is the literal opposite of like Baptist

690
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 5: gospel music.

691
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 4: What do you mean.

692
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 5: It's always like somebody playing a keyboard badly and then

693
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 5: people barely singing.

694
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 4: That's amazing.

695
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 5: Have you ever walked by and listened to the music.

696
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 5: It's always very off key and kind of sad, like.

697
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 4: That's incredible, everybody. I want to see that. Do they

698
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 4: also have a washers and dryers in there? Do you

699
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 4: listen to the word of Jesus?

700
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 3: I know that Karen does. God.

701
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 4: Wow, you weren't going to slow down, Karen is because

702
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 4: if you had hit it, the card just crumpled into

703
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 4: his giant, giant vehicle.

704
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. That's how you teach people a lesson.

705
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 4: No, you did look Hey, I just died on your car.

706
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 4: What do you think about that?

707
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 5: It's like you're not going to get over onto your

708
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 5: side of the road. Well, then you're going to get

709
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 5: a big slice of this car, do you.

710
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 4: Think Do you think they made the Milano sign purposely flash.

711
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 3: The Yep, he's an American pie, all of them. That's

712
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 3: the guy. His name is Eddie k Eddie K Thomas.

713
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 3: So you guys, you know.

714
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 4: What fucking hat that. I couldn't tell what was happening.

715
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you said that. I was claiming his face

716
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 3: structured mark.

717
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 4: I think he looks a little bit like Ryan Gosti grew.

718
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 3: He's handsome now just because you're confronted about being attracted

719
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 3: to him.

720
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 4: It's I like the hat.

721
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: I did like that. Oh we changed the subject.

722
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 4: Well, we were talking about talking about Milano. I'm sorry

723
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 4: you got into your IMD A lit store over there

724
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 4: and the light was flashing on it coming sexy.

725
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: Part of the city. It's a lot, it's really doing it.

726
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 3: Have you ever gone to that place? Stereo l Yeah?

727
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 4: Great? Get the Nochi Yeah, I like I like it.

728
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 3: And it's loosely a motorcycle themed, which is a trend

729
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 3: I'm seeing like.

730
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 4: You know, did you go to it when it was

731
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 4: really small and it was just four tables?

732
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 3: I didn't.

733
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 4: That was awesome back then, it was better back in

734
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 4: the day. Well, it was just cool. It was like

735
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 4: a tiny, tiny, family owned place.

736
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 3: I went in there with a group of fancy people

737
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 3: and they were all ignoring me and no one thought

738
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 3: I was anything. And then I got recognized by the

739
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 3: bartender from living in Austin, not from show biz, just

740
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 3: he is like, hey, did you used to live in Austin?

741
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 4: And did the fancy people give a ship?

742
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? They were like, wow, somebody knows somebody, and free

743
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 3: drinks were involved and I pretty much almost got carried

744
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 3: off on their shoulders.

745
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: Wow, why were you with people that didn't care about you?

746
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's what's going on with you that you have?

747
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta hang out with some big, fancy, high

748
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 3: flute and assholes if you want to.

749
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 4: It's so well put.

750
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 3: No, I was just some friends of my lady friend.

751
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: But it was a victory.

752
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 4: It was a victory.

753
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 3: I felt like Pele doing one of those backflip kicks.

754
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 4: Back flip kicks.

755
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ball is no, that's the ladies. He he

756
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 3: would Pele would flip back. He'd do a backflip while

757
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 3: the ball is in where when otherwise people would head

758
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 3: butt the ball.

759
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 4: Any backflip, it's not called head butting the ball. It's

760
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 4: called heading the ball.

761
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 3: Oh, look at the cans.

762
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 4: None of your soccer terms are correct, soccer fan. She

763
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 4: would head butt the ball much like Irish. Yeah, yeah,

764
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 4: she she would. She would see the ball coming this

765
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 4: pea chit and she'd head butt the ball like like

766
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 4: like she was in a public Is it like the

767
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 4: way like a like? Uh, Sean White will get on

768
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 4: a skateboard and he'll do like a flippy Do.

769
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 1: You just got to where he lived?

770
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 4: Oh?

771
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 3: Man, I didn't know you'd be hitting so close town.

772
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 4: That's Bogey's Liquors that was actually owned by Bogie.

773
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: And Lauren bcaull would sometimes work there on the weekends

774
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: to keep it real.

775
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 3: It used to be pars like her, and then they

776
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 3: hired one employee.

777
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here.

778
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 3: If we can do soccer humor.

779
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 4: I had no idea what you were talking about until

780
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 4: you explained it. I had no clue.

781
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes my jokes are intricate.

782
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:43,919
Speaker 4: Well, you know what, save it for Ben Crenshaw. He's

783
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 4: an old golfer. Yeah, it might even be dead.

784
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 3: But we still have Crenshaw Boulevard to remember him by.

785
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 4: But for one reason, when I was a child and

786
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 4: my grandparents would watch golf, I decided that I like

787
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 4: Ben Crenshaw. Oh really, And now that I look back

788
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 4: on it, I don't know why the fuck I would

789
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 4: care about any golfer and root for them.

790
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: You probably had to do something like you were bored.

791
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 3: To death, that is true, maybe like the knickers he

792
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 3: was wearing, or something they did wear.

793
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 4: They did wear really great knickers back then.

794
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 3: That was a good time for golf fashion, the Crunchhaw years.

795
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: We're throwing around the word knickers everybody again.

796
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 4: I just want to throw out there, I r I

797
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 4: p Ellen, you know what.

798
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 3: The only problem I mean, there's a lot less knickers

799
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 3: on the course these days because people are wearing more

800
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 3: of a slack.

801
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 4: What do you think this is a good podcast so far?

802
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 3: No? Now, Usually when we commented on it being bad

803
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 3: at Spirals Downward.

804
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 5: I think, what we'll go in and we'll bleep out

805
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,760
Speaker 5: your addresses and then everything.

806
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: That's my plan.

807
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 4: I like that idea. I'm for it. I mean I've

808
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 4: been here. I've been here for the whole thing, and

809
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 4: I think it's an unmitigated disaster.

810
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 3: Well, what every time I was saying something that you

811
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 3: didn't find funny or interesting? Why didn't you make a

812
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 3: beeping noise, like a beeping sound to affect yourself? Oh?

813
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 4: I know, because I'm because I'm not an asshole. Oh no, wait,

814
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 4: that's not a good excuse.

815
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 5: Wait a second, dad, let's talk about let's talk about

816
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 5: your preparation for the show tonight. How many minutes are

817
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 5: you going to do?

818
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 4: Are you doing any.

819
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 3: Jokes?

820
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 4: I was thinking about maybe doing a new thing, but

821
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 4: I think I might not.

822
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: What's it about?

823
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 4: What's what about? The fits? Uh? It is about when

824
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 4: I when I was five and I went to Yellowstone

825
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 4: and I plugged up the toilet in the in the

826
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 4: hotel room.

827
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 3: People love poop stories.

828
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 4: Doing what a poop story is as much it is?

829
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 4: It is a dad's story. Okay, it doesn't.

830
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: Go well, your dad doesn't handle it.

831
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 4: Do you believe that way? No, he doesn't. He was

832
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 4: a drinker.

833
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is a bit of a boozeound.

834
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 4: And that usually doesn't lead to reason.

835
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 3: Now, well, I'm sorry that there's a story where you

836
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 3: are where you beaten.

837
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 4: No, it was just crazy. He wasn't beaten. I was

838
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 4: never beaten. I was beaten once, but I deserved it.

839
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I what year were you guys? Beaten of it?

840
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 4: Where you slapped around?

841
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: No?

842
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 4: No, I was spanked.

843
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 3: Yes, it's spanking.

844
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 4: You know that happened. Yeah, I got spanked.

845
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 3: I apparently didn't do anything wrong until I was like

846
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 3: fourteen or fifteen.

847
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 4: Then we started getting spanked.

848
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when I started getting spanked, which is.

849
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,240
Speaker 1: Weird, and we were never spanked.

850
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 5: And then, honestly, my mom tried to spank me once

851
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 5: when I was seventeen and I grabbed my arms.

852
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: She was so mad. She was like, god, damn it.

853
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: And I kept moving my ass way, going what are

854
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: you doing? Yeah, that's what are you doing? And when

855
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: she just gave up and left my room.

856
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

857
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 3: I remember my mom trying to hit my butt with

858
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 3: a wooden spoon and I just caught it and then

859
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 3: I broke it on my knee.

860
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 4: That's amazing.

861
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 3: And then no more of this, please, I think. Then

862
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 3: she wetted some toilet paper and threw it at my face.

863
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 4: And then were you in school with your mom.

864
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: Bathroom.

865
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 3: She made me push a penny around the toilet seat,

866
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 3: said push it, frosh, push it, and then clean my

867
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 3: towels in the locker room. It just turned into a lighthearted,

868
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,839
Speaker 3: wet toilet paper fight, though, And that's you know, even

869
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 3: my mom. She couldn't be disciplinary, you know, she just

870
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 3: get caught up in the childlike fanfare.

871
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 4: Girl soul food or we just passed a sort of

872
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 4: comedy club called sALS. Yeah, okay, where have you ever

873
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:27,399
Speaker 4: been there?

874
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,720
Speaker 3: I have seen people?

875
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 4: Is we just passed it?

876
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 3: Sal's Comedy Joint.

877
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 4: Sal's Comedy Joint. Apparently it's one in New York? And

878
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 4: then they have one here? Isn't that funny?

879
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 3: Who works at it? If we aren't?

880
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 4: I don't know what happens there.

881
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,280
Speaker 3: Just comedy store dudes.

882
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 4: No, I don't even I don't even know if it's that.

883
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 4: I don't know what. I think. It's like just a

884
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 4: glorified open mic.

885
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 3: I bet that everyone, well.

886
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 4: It's like a restaurant. It used to be a restaurant.

887
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 4: He used to be called the Vienna.

888
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 3: I bet everyone that works there has kangall hats backwards,

889
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 3: kangall hat I hope so well, Oh, I'm sorry, you

890
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 3: like those hats, don't you.

891
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Well, he loves Australia.

892
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 3: I love. Do you know what they get really mad

893
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 3: at outback steakhouse when you take one of those boomerangs

894
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 3: off the wall and throw it.

895
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, what if you say? What if you say I

896
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 4: love raw Warrior?

897
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 3: And then and then they're like, okay, let's bring him

898
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 3: another round of bluemin onions.

899
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 4: That's what they say.

900
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: Have you ever eaten a blue onion?

901
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 4: Yeah? It's gross? Is it like? Is it a deep

902
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 4: fried onion? Yeah?

903
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 3: It's like fried, you know, it's wouldn't just.

904
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 4: Be like rings.

905
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: Then it's so greasy.

906
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 3: It's they're less breaded and so it's just the onion

907
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 3: with a little bit of breading. But it is the

908
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 3: greasiest onion fry shoul.

909
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 4: The show.

910
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 3: My mouth is watering.

911
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 4: Where do they do bloomin onions? Do they do them

912
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 4: all over the place?

913
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 3: Just out.

914
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: Copyright?

915
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 3: It's the most standout outback menu item name wise, and

916
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 3: I always want to order one, but just thinking about.

917
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 4: Actually authentic Australian yep, I don't know.

918
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 3: I don't know how it is. Well, here we're in

919
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 3: a situation where we could easily podcast for twenty more minutes. However,

920
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 3: we are approaching the improv, So Dave, I'll leave it

921
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 3: up to you.

922
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 1: Do you want to What do you think?

923
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 3: What do you think?

924
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 4: I mean?

925
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 3: We could round the block and try and wrap this

926
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 3: thing up on a high note and like fire on

927
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 3: all We could just do it better, or we could

928
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 3: drop you off.

929
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 4: We could, we could or we could Oh god, oh

930
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 4: holy shit, are we being arrested ocasting? We can keep

931
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 4: driving them. Fine.

932
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 3: Your show starts at ten, Yeah, and uh yeah, you

933
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 3: won't be up first Spring Chicken. Yeah, I don't come on,

934
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 3: You're at least mid line up.

935
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 5: I'll start with a tight shot. He'll do about his

936
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 5: impossible beard.

937
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 3: Scott I in from Anthrax is on the show. How

938
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 3: was I not listening?

939
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 4: Welcome the Guardians. Now I don't now, I don't know

940
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,240
Speaker 4: what's happening. It says, Welcome the Guardians.

941
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 3: Scott Ian, and then closing the show will be scott

942
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 3: Ian's goatee. Jake Johanson is their next classic classic joke formula. Jake.

943
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 3: I love him.

944
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 4: He's amazing.

945
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 3: He's up there with Brian Reagan as far as just

946
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 3: comics that all comics like and people. Even if you

947
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 3: wear camouflage shirts with no sleeves. You like Jake Johansson,

948
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 3: that's true.

949
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 4: He came up and had lunch with me up in

950
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 4: the hills that I live in. Oh really a couple

951
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 4: weeks ago. Does he lives uh near Chris in Santa Monica? Oh?

952
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 4: I do.

953
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 3: I just like the way he does his comedy. A

954
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 3: lot of people think that I'm influenced by him. True.

955
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 3: I mean I wouldn't go that for I didn't know

956
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 3: of him before I started doing comedy.

957
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 4: I didn't think you were influenced as much as you

958
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 4: just lifted.

959
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 3: I'm kind of copying him. I was going to get

960
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 3: to that.

961
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 1: I thought they called it felching.

962
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's.

963
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 4: When you know, I'm not sure what's happening.

964
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 3: I think I think I know what felching is. And

965
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 3: I don't think that's something we can talk about on

966
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 3: the podcast.

967
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 4: Oh do you guys keep it clean on here? Yeah?

968
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 3: We don't talk about drinking semen from a man's butthole.

969
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 4: Probably my favorite Christian podcast.

970
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 3: And that reminds me it's time to read from Psalms.

971
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 4: My favorite podcast is Fox and Friends.

972
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 3: And your favorite Your favorite religious podcast.

973
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 4: You know, I like I like to wake up with

974
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,399
Speaker 4: them in the morning, and then I like to listen

975
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 4: to it again when I'm driving home because I because

976
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 4: then I think deeper about what they were talking about.

977
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: Fantastic mister Fox and Friends.

978
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 4: Yes, oh that's a good a. I love that movie.

979
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 3: That's a sketch right there, Fantastic mister Fox and Friends.

980
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: It's all about combining nouns.

981
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is.

982
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 3: Just throw darts at a spinning wheel with two things

983
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 3: on it, and you got yourself a sketch. What A

984
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 3: What are you working on now, Chris? You want to

985
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 3: show well, I have a I have a podcast and

986
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 3: that's been going pretty well. I've been doing commercials. I've

987
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 3: got a few commercials this year and I've been doing that.

988
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 3: But no, I'm not working that world Stumma's got canceled.

989
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 3: That's done. So uh, not doing a TV stuff.

990
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 4: And Karen, you're on at midnight?

991
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 3: We both want to be.

992
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 4: Okay.

993
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 5: No, I'm I just started working on two Broke girlstation.

994
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 3: I didn't even know. I heard there's two of them.

995
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that wasn't official. Congratulations right now I'm.

996
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 4: To us. Yeah, someone's going to make some money.

997
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of money. I'll tell you that, right.

998
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 4: That's Laura Klinger's on there.

999
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: Right, Well, she's a consultant, so she comes on tape nights.

1000
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 1: She is the funniest person on the planet.

1001
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 4: Morgan Murphy's on there.

1002
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,919
Speaker 1: Murphy's on there. Pat Walsh is on there. I don't

1003
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 1: think anyone else.

1004
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 4: I don't care about the rest of them. Yeah, they're

1005
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 4: all that'll be really fun.

1006
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 1: It's pretty great.

1007
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 4: Have you say, have you met Garrett Morris? Yes, that's

1008
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 4: kind of cool.

1009
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very cool. He's hilarious. The girls are really

1010
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 5: funny and really good actresses.

1011
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 3: They're very who are who are the main actresses?

1012
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

1013
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 3: I have a crush on her? Can you can you

1014
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 3: introduce me to her? I think she's so pretty.

1015
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 4: I don't think that's how it works at all. All Right,

1016
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 4: what you just said is slightly terrifying.

1017
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 3: Can I just show up to where you work and

1018
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 3: then you point to where and I'll go introduce myself.

1019
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 4: How many Chris? How many women have you made cry?

1020
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 3: Oh that I'm not related to? Probably most of them, Dave,

1021
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 3: probably most of them. But you sometimes it's because I've

1022
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 3: done something impressive tears of joy.

1023
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 1: Oh they're like it's a shock and off thing.

1024
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 4: But they've all cried. They've all cried. That's a very

1025
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 4: good question.

1026
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 3: I'm now trying to think of how many girls I've

1027
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 3: made cry?

1028
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 4: Have you made Karen cry?

1029
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Have I brought you to tears?

1030
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 4: Ever? Karen? Karen doesn't cry that much, not really.

1031
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 3: Karen and I get along. I made Karen cry, And

1032
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 3: when I'm being a weirdo, Karen knows how to real me.

1033
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: I don't think you remain crying.

1034
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 4: I made you cry once you did.

1035
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 3: What you do.

1036
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 4: I sent you a mean card.

1037
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 1: Was that the one where you called me meat?

1038
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 4: No? That was in my joke book that you read.

1039
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 4: I had it. I just wrote a line in my

1040
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 4: chokbook that said my girlfriend's nickname is meat. You read

1041
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 4: it got all mad at me, and I was like,

1042
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 4: it's a joke.

1043
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 3: And it wasn't about Karen at all.

1044
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 4: No, but it was funny bullshit.

1045
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 3: It was.

1046
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: It was totally about me.

1047
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 4: I don't play. It's just a silly word thing.

1048
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 5: How what is saying my girlfriend's a slab? My girlfriend's

1049
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 5: just this fucking hideous thing. It is essentially what I

1050
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 5: was reading.

1051
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 4: Doesn't it only matter that it's funny. Who it hurts

1052
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 4: is irrelevant.

1053
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: I was trying to explain this the other day to

1054
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: my friend because she's like, you should go on tender.

1055
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't. I can't date anyone that's not

1056
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: a comic, and I hate.

1057
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 4: That.

1058
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: Fuck, I'm so fucked. I'm it's ridiculous.

1059
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, but here's the weird thing you give if

1060
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 4: you're a comic. You get bored by other people really

1061
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 4: easily because they're not making you laugh or whatever.

1062
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 3: I mean.

1063
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: I tried. I've gone out with people who weren't and

1064
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: who wanted to be funny, and that's.

1065
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 5: Almost it's so sad to me, Like it makes me

1066
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 5: feel like a weird it makes me feel like a

1067
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 5: doctor's without border situation. I'm just like, I'm trying to

1068
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 5: save you, but I can't. But let's pretend you'll.

1069
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: Be able to keep your arm while you live for

1070
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: the next five minutes. It's that sad.

1071
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 4: I know a guy who I see him all the time,

1072
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 4: like on a weekly basis, and he is always cracking

1073
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 4: jokes and no one ever laughs at them, but he

1074
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 4: never stops cracking jokes.

1075
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like, wouldn't At some point you go, uh,

1076
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 3: this isn't working out and he's a comedian. No he's not.

1077
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 4: He's just a guy. I mean.

1078
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 5: The one thing I realized is there's just different types

1079
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 5: of sense of senses of humor or like ability of humor.

1080
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 3: But I need top notch, top notch. Yeah you want

1081
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 3: to You've been spoiled your whole life.

1082
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 4: Yes, I have so fine.

1083
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 3: I just I like when girls laugh and so they

1084
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 3: don't necessarily always have to be a joke teller to

1085
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 3: get jokes. I like when I like when girls appreciate

1086
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 3: funny and they acknowledge it, but then they bring something

1087
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 3: else to the table like that. I don't have, like

1088
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 3: any other skill.

1089
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 5: Imagine a guy doing that though, it just doesn't happen. Oh,

1090
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 5: guys think they're the funniest one.

1091
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 4: Oh man, boy, here we go. But oh all right,

1092
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 4: we just walked onto Twitter.

1093
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I just want to be honest about my feelings.

1094
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 3: No, I think you're right, I really do. I know

1095
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 3: what you're saying.

1096
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 4: I know what you're saying too.

1097
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: Patriarchy, that's all.

1098
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys need to be the funny one. I think

1099
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 4: there's a lot of guys that couldn't date a woman

1100
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 4: that was funnier than them.

1101
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in my opinion, there's a ton I'm just

1102
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: gonna keep telling myself that's the reason.

1103
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 4: That's all. There's no other reason other than that.

1104
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 1: I'm totally blake Lively. It's crazy, it's so tragic.

1105
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 3: Well, I don't understand why if I didn't just visit

1106
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 3: you at work, you couldn't go turn to cat. Hey,

1107
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 3: this is my friend Chris Fairbanks. He's a professional comedian.

1108
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 3: You've you've liked here. Here's something you don't know. She

1109
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 3: has liked some of my Instagram photos. Oh no, that's

1110
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 3: what we open with, unprovoked. She doesn't know. Don't you

1111
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 3: think that's legitimate? She's like, I like the kind of

1112
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 3: this guy's Granted it was a photo of one of

1113
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 3: my childhood bikes, but he didn't have to she didn't

1114
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 3: have to, it's all. And here's the other thing about

1115
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 3: liking it on Instagram. It's a heart button. So she

1116
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 3: wants to marry me?

1117
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 5: Can I just tell you the worst news that you're

1118
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 5: ever gonna have right now? Oh no, what she's going

1119
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,240
Speaker 5: out with James Grobin is Josh.

1120
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 4: Jos Oh way, which one's Josh Grog.

1121
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: He's the guy that started out as the religious singer.

1122
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,760
Speaker 3: He does Christmas songs, but now he does.

1123
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 5: Like comedy things because oh yeah, oh god, how bizarre,

1124
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 5: how bizarre?

1125
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 4: How are we supposed to feel? How are we supposed

1126
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 4: to feel about that? Because I feel uncomfortable?

1127
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know the grober oh groubin all right,

1128
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 3: I guess we podcast it enough. I mean, this is

1129
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 3: my favorite stop motion cat graffiti in town. It's wonderful.

1130
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 3: I did a nice vine of it. I'll show you

1131
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 3: when we close out.

1132
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 5: Dave, do you have anything else, like any topic, hot

1133
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 5: button topics that we should talk about?

1134
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 4: Yeah? When is just going up? Yeah? Uh? Day after

1135
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 4: tomorrow we covered Cosby? Yeah, yeah, we talked about Yeah,

1136
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 4: we really got into that in depth.

1137
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 3: We went deep into that hot button topics. Sorry that

1138
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 3: I argued with you about. We covered up whether or

1139
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 3: not a patchwork robe is the right thing to wear.

1140
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 3: It's fine, drugging.

1141
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 4: Some perfectly perfect.

1142
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 3: I love that in the description he even he is

1143
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 3: wearing like a Cosby robe. He was wearing a multi

1144
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,760
Speaker 3: colored patchwork robe.

1145
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 5: I mean, how awful. You're slowly like nodding out. You

1146
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 5: can you can tell you've been drugged. You're slipping into places.

1147
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 5: And then a horrible sweater with a joggle.

1148
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 1: That's the last thing you remember. That alone is like

1149
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 1: just the sweaters must have been so horrible.

1150
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 3: Most of the people coming forward are just describing horrible

1151
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,240
Speaker 3: embroidery in the last moment.

1152
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 4: The color coat coming. It's happening in a Broadway show.

1153
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 4: You know.

1154
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 1: I black college athletes.

1155
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 4: I went and saw him in in February. Do stand up?

1156
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 4: Oh yeah? And uh, I was in like the second row.

1157
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 4: And the reason I got the tickets because it was

1158
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 4: just a solo ticket, and I was like, I'll go

1159
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 4: and I'll just sit in the second row instead of

1160
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 4: sitting away in the back and going with somebody. Those

1161
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 4: were the choices.

1162
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 3: Sure.

1163
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 4: So I sit next this couple as older couple and

1164
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,399
Speaker 4: there and there, and they were asking me about something

1165
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 4: is yeah, I'm a comedians. I want to see him,

1166
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 4: and they go do you swear? And I go, yeah,

1167
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 4: because we do not like swearing in comedy. And now

1168
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 4: we're like to sit next to them and go what

1169
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 4: about raping? Yeah, do you like raping in comedy? Because

1170
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 4: that's his mix.

1171
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,879
Speaker 3: I hate that that was his thing. I already didn't

1172
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 3: like that about him, that he and that was kind

1173
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 3: of the thing that Hannibal Burris was talking about, is

1174
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 3: that he felt it was his job to here was

1175
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 3: the moral to two black people. He felt like he's like, no,

1176
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 3: pull up your pants and you don't need to swear,

1177
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 3: and like he had things to say about Richard Pryor,

1178
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, guess who's always been funny or

1179
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 3: new sir.

1180
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 4: I just read a big article about him and I

1181
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 4: concluded that he's always been a fucking asshole.

1182
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, he's like connesson.

1183
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 4: We just let him get away with it because he

1184
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 4: was the cause. But he's always been kind of a dick. Yeah.

1185
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 5: Well, and also, you always have to keep your eye

1186
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 5: peel those people that want to tell everyone else how

1187
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 5: they're supposed to live.

1188
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're always secret hypotheta doing something terrible.

1189
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 4: It's like it's like the televangelists.

1190
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:27,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1191
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 4: Always, Although Swaggert was on top of this.

1192
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 1: Game, swagger have something special?

1193
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 4: Did you ever? I can still in my mind see

1194
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 4: the picture of the prostitute that he was jerking off

1195
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 4: in front of because she was such a sad let's out.

1196
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 3: I want to Oh, I wish we could show JPEGs.

1197
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: Have you ever talked about Jimmy Swaggert on the doll Up?

1198
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 4: No? Oh no, that's a good one.

1199
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: That's a good one. I'm I really want I want

1200
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 1: a hand in this podcast somehow, as.

1201
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 4: Absolutely tell me subjects.

1202
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 5: Well, here's and here's what I was going to say

1203
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 5: about the Doc Ellis idea, because I Dave and I

1204
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 5: were talking to her and I said, have you ever

1205
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 5: talked about Doc Ellis?

1206
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: Who's the guy that pitched on acid pitched.

1207
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 5: A no hitter on Amazing story and they're making a

1208
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 5: movie about it. But I think if if Gareth has

1209
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,280
Speaker 5: never heard anything about it right, which also.

1210
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: Is funny because it honestly sounds like the wrong name.

1211
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, I know Gary totally Gary.

1212
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 5: If he's never heard anything about it, the whole point

1213
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 5: of that podcast to me is you telling him something

1214
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 5: he's not right.

1215
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 4: That is true.

1216
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 3: That is true.

1217
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 4: So it's amazing how many things he has.

1218
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 3: It's funny we're talking about this. I was on a

1219
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 3: plane once and I sat next to a televangelist guy.

1220
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 3: These EVANGELICALA was a father and son duo, and they

1221
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:46,280
Speaker 3: went to these mega churches and they were huge dudes,

1222
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,879
Speaker 3: and they were black Baptist preacher guys. They had all

1223
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 3: these rings and all this money, and they kept asking

1224
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 3: me about what I thought of God and stuff, and

1225
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 3: I'd made it apparent that I was like, oh, I

1226
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,320
Speaker 3: don't know, I kind of don't want to talk about that.

1227
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 3: And then we talked about the difference between Bill Cosby

1228
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,879
Speaker 3: and Richard Pryor. Shut up, yeah, and the dad who

1229
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 3: was like, I always thought Prior was funnier. He didn't

1230
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 3: say much, but then he said that, and then his

1231
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 3: son looked at him, like, what was the best thing ever?

1232
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,919
Speaker 3: And then they started talking about it. The son pulled

1233
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 3: up his shirt. He's like, I didn't talk to my

1234
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 3: dad for years. I was in the streets and I

1235
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 3: got in some trouble and he pulled up his shirt.

1236
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 4: And he was riddled with bullet holes.

1237
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 3: Really yeah, yeah yeah, And they said, and that's when

1238
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 3: I found God. Once I was bleeding out of twenty

1239
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 3: five holes and got with my dad and now I

1240
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,720
Speaker 3: travel with him. It was they were really sweet people.

1241
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 3: That's kind of they just thought that, you know, the

1242
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,240
Speaker 3: devil planeted dinosaur bones to test our faith or whatever.

1243
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yes, wow.

1244
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 5: She looks like it looks like a man that's about

1245
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,720
Speaker 5: to do a don't litter Native America.

1246
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, did he find her at Pachanga?

1247
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 1: Damn?

1248
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 3: Damn.

1249
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: Let's do a podcast called slam and Process, just full

1250
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 1: of pictures and say what they look like.

1251
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 3: Everyone's going to tune in because they're going to think

1252
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 3: it's audio of us actually having sex with prostatutes.

1253
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 4: I said, go after people in the lowest rung, and

1254
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 4: comedy is really about.

1255
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 5: They're already on crystal maths, so we'll be able to

1256
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 5: make fun of their acne and their emaciated frame.

1257
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: And their lack of teeth m hm, and they're just

1258
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: their general sadness.

1259
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great.

1260
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 1: There's a lot of loss. Dave. Wait, now do you

1261
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: need Do you need to ride home?

1262
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 4: I can ooper if you guys don't want to wait,

1263
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 4: that's fine.

1264
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: That's awesome news.

1265
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 4: Yeah. I figured that was what it was going to be.

1266
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: Oh good, Okay.

1267
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 5: I was telling Chris, there's no way that you weren't

1268
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 5: going to expect a full on round trip ride. No,

1269
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 5: I can uper and get mad if you weren't going to.

1270
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 3: Have it well, I didn't. I didn't think you would

1271
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 3: get mad. I think you're handling it very well.

1272
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm going to tell people the ship you

1273
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: were talking about them before they got in the car refresh.

1274
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's very honest and awkward.

1275
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, two a's that's what I go for.

1276
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 4: Uncomfortable. There's no way this dick is not going to

1277
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 4: make us drive him back to his fucking you know

1278
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 4: the day.

1279
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: You think you know?

1280
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 3: Okay, well just wait, Karen stopped yelling. We're in its driveway.

1281
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 4: Hi.

1282
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 3: Hi, Karen was just telling me a story about how

1283
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 3: nice you are. Well, I kind of want to come

1284
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 3: in and watch this.

1285
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: It's such a good show.

1286
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 3: But I have a friend of mine who's eagerly waiting

1287
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 3: for me to entertain him. He's on my couch, he's visiting,

1288
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 3: so I have to head back home. Your fake friend,

1289
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 3: he's a real friend. Sometimes he's fake because I think

1290
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 3: he talks behind my back.

1291
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: Is it a celebrity.

1292
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 3: No, he's the editor of Thrasher's skateboard magazine.

1293
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 4: Oh man, you guys must have some great skateboard talks.

1294
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked mostly about that time we did a

1295
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 3: rollover flippity kick.

1296
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 4: Oh man, I love the flippity dudes.

1297
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: Wait, can I tell a story of the last time

1298
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: I was at the improv? Yes, I think I stop

1299
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 1: me if I've told this on this podcast.

1300
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 3: Before, I have a horrible memory.

1301
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 5: But shoot, okay, it's such a good story it won't

1302
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 5: matter if I've told it before.

1303
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 3: Okay.

1304
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: So me and Fortune Themes star are standing there talking

1305
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: in that new bar.

1306
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 3: Heard it really?

1307
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 4: Nope.

1308
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 5: I had just done someone's and friend's show and she

1309
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 5: was about to do the coming up show. So we're

1310
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 5: standing there talking and some guy neither of us knew

1311
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 5: or had ever seen before, in a three piece suit

1312
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 5: with long hair. He looked like a magician came up

1313
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 5: and goes supermodels or female comics.

1314
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 3: Oh god wow.

1315
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: And I looked at him and.

1316
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 5: Then looked at her and was going to walk away,

1317
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 5: and then he already started on his second thing. No

1318
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 5: he didn't oh wow, which was like, hey, ladies, I

1319
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 5: can't even do it please.

1320
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: It was like because I was like, well, you just called.

1321
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 5: Me ugly, so I ain't get to leave now, Like

1322
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 5: I don't have to fucking stand here and listen to

1323
00:59:58,760 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 5: anything you have to say.

1324
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: But he thought that was like gonna be his entree.

1325
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 5: And then he started talking to Fortunate about something and

1326
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 5: she was just staring at him and laughing because it

1327
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 5: was insane.

1328
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: And at one point he was like, you're.

1329
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 5: Doing the show coming up, Okay, I'm gonna give you

1330
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 5: five books if you say the word penguin on stage.

1331
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 1: And that's when I just went, I'll talk to you

1332
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: later and run and walked.

1333
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 3: Away and left her with him.

1334
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, well that's free money. You have a

1335
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 4: whole penguin bit.

1336
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god, I was going to

1337
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 5: open with mister Popper's penguin, but I'm not gonna give

1338
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 5: this motherfucker the satisfaction.

1339
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 3: Oh shi, it's a penguin in a box.

1340
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 4: Who does that to someone they don't know their apartment floor?

1341
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 5: Nobody hear how rich mister Popper was. That was pretty great.

1342
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 5: I think of it every time I go to the improv.

1343
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 3: That's every time I'm in there there's someone like that

1344
01:00:59,160 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 3: that comes up.

1345
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 4: It's like, hey, yeah, wait, are you going to it?

1346
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 6: In the thirties, Yeah, some jam Jam, Jim John Wales,

1347
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 6: Epman Brothers as in the chest, All right, that's.

1348
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 4: The year was nineteen thirty. Man, this is this is

1349
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 4: the Thanksgiving episode?

1350
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 5: Yes, so what let's wrap it up by everybody's saying

1351
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 5: the one thing that they're most grateful for this year.

1352
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 4: I would say the genocide of the American Indian Oh

1353
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 4: are there?

1354
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: Are they all gone?

1355
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 4: Mostly? I mean it was pretty bad.

1356
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, well I was my weird mind takers. Yeah,

1357
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 3: I can come up with a new one. I'm thankful

1358
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 3: for the fact that we are We've got a successful

1359
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 3: podcast and that always goes smoothly. And I'm thankful, honestly

1360
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 3: for the fact that we have not yet murdered a

1361
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 3: guest with manslaughter vehicular manslaughter.

1362
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 4: That's gonna happen.

1363
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 3: That's what I'm thankful for that. Hey, we're parked, You're

1364
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 3: off the hook.

1365
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm I'm thankful for Pumpkin Pie.

1366
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: You did yours already?

1367
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yours was my person was a joke.

1368
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, the real one. I knew it was the

1369
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 4: real One's pie our Lord Jesus Christ.

1370
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 1: Oh which Pie or Christ?

1371
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 4: You have to pick one? Fuck? Okay, Pie Pie.

1372
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 3: Karen, what are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?

1373
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 1: If no one is going to do it?

1374
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 3: Boy, I'm gonna say I had the best one.

1375
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it was sincere Yeah right, yeah, you just.

1376
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 3: You guys got all flippant.

1377
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm I'm grateful for just the fact that the

1378
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 5: art of comedy interlocks all of our lives together so

1379
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 5: that we have a reason to hang out and talk

1380
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 5: to each other.

1381
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 4: All that.

1382
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 3: Now, that is overly genuine.

1383
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what that was. That was revenge? Genuine?

1384
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 4: Oh that really was. That was a slap.

1385
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:03,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, you fucking out genuine to me. I dig deep,

1386
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 3: have a good comedy?

1387
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Finn, tell us one quick fin st fin?

1388
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 4: Oh god, there's so many Finn stories. What's a good Uh?

1389
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 4: So Finn? Uh? You know, he's a really good soccer player.

1390
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 1: And is it because you pressure him?

1391
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 4: No, he's just really good. And he started shooting from

1392
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 4: the halfway line, shooting and scoring goals.

1393
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 3: Shooting like kicking that sad, Yeah you should be.

1394
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 4: And I said, why aren't you jubbling up? And guess

1395
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 4: it's just so boring. But he's scoring like eight goals

1396
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 4: and kicking it from the halfway line. Wow, okay, why

1397
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 4: don't you fucking take it back a notch? That's boring.

1398
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna kick it from here. It's like, what

1399
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 4: the fuck is happening?

1400
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: You get him into a traveling team right now?

1401
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 3: That's so cool, that's.

1402
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 4: Well there.

1403
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: I knew a couple of girls in my high school

1404
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,080
Speaker 1: who were on traveling teams. It was kind of a

1405
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:03,560
Speaker 1: big deal.

1406
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 5: And my friend Amy had a boyfriend, Mark, who was

1407
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 5: who was a professional soccer player somewhere in Europe. But

1408
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 5: he was not like first dread right, and he was

1409
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 5: the best looking person I've ever really.

1410
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's those people.

1411
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it works out for you. I wouldn't know anything

1412
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:23,919
Speaker 4: about it, but you do look good. I mean I've

1413
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 4: seen pictures.

1414
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 1: It looks good.

1415
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 4: There is a there is a five year old that

1416
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 4: plays in Finn's league that was scouted by a traveling team.

1417
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 4: They came to the practices and they watched him practice,

1418
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 4: and then they two teams they made offers for him,

1419
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 4: and the teams are for kids that are eight and older.

1420
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 4: And he's scoring goals. He's a five year old. Oh wow,

1421
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 4: it's crazy.

1422
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 3: That's a huge at that age. There's no bigger gap

1423
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,320
Speaker 3: in like size and development.

1424
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 4: Oh no. And I watched him play today and I

1425
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, he's amazing.

1426
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: Wow, Now, aren't you worried?

1427
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 5: If Finn is really good, aren't you worried put him

1428
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 5: into some advanced thing that's gonna make his life about

1429
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 5: like on.

1430
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 1: The fast track to professional anything. I'm not gonna do that, Okay,

1431
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: it's fucked up. Right, then they just only do one.

1432
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 4: Thing he can Uh, he'll he'll go in and out

1433
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 4: of stuff. I think he'll like soccer. Right now, he

1434
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 4: likes baseball, and he's like soccer boring, and then and

1435
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 4: then he'll get bored a baseball and be a soccer

1436
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 4: And I just don't think. I don't believe in that

1437
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 4: kind of Yeah, maybe you should believe. Hey, you're five,

1438
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 4: it's about time for traveling club. What the fuck are

1439
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 4: you doing?

1440
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: You're getting scouted?

1441
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 3: Maybe start thinking about putting a book in front of

1442
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 3: his face. I'm just kidding. And my parents never did that.

1443
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 3: As being another.

1444
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 4: Person, my wife's got, you know, a PhD. And she's

1445
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,240
Speaker 4: all about he's gonna go to college, and like he

1446
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 4: might not go to college. You don't know what.

1447
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 1: A little cocaine in front of him and see if

1448
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: he likes that.

1449
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe he don't, haven't Jesus Christ if you put

1450
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 4: cocaine in front of a five year old, and how

1451
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 4: much talking there is. It's gibberish, it's just nonsense.

1452
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 1: So many questions.

1453
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's crazy, A lot of puzzles. Lot

1454
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 4: of cats have hair, all right, that I shouldn't giving

1455
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 4: you the blow. Oh kids on coke.

1456
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 3: It's a great, it's great.

1457
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 4: And now you guys are my uber, right we I

1458
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 4: mean we. I said I was going to order one,

1459
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 4: but I meant I was going.

1460
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: To order you to sit here for three hours.

1461
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go. Here's what I'm gonna do. I to

1462
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,480
Speaker 4: go in and do my set and I'm gonna just

1463
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:31,480
Speaker 4: drink till two and then I'll come out and you

1464
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 4: guys will give me right, Okay, well, just idle, do

1465
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 4: you have enough gas to do that?

1466
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 3: Pard?

1467
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 4: I mean?

1468
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 1: And if I don't, we'll work it out.

1469
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll just lay on the sidewalk.

1470
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,120
Speaker 4: Okay. Right by the way, you really took it up

1471
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:41,439
Speaker 4: a notch.

1472
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1473
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,920
Speaker 3: Thanks for being on our podcast. Maybe one day we

1474
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 3: can be on the dollop.

1475
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 4: Don't I don't have guess?

1476
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I keep forgetting. You've said that a

1477
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 3: few times. I don't know, I don't know what's wrong.

1478
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 3: I've been that way all day. Life Ah yeah, by

1479
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 3: day I mispronounced.

1480
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,440
Speaker 4: The word life. So I'm doing We're doing a live

1481
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 4: doll up December eighth, that melt down in Los Angeles.

1482
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:06,680
Speaker 4: That'll be fun.

1483
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 1: Wait a second, don't you have a guest on.

1484
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 4: That we do, Paton Oswald? Well, we do have guests

1485
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,160
Speaker 4: on the live ones, but we've only done two live ones.

1486
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 3: Well, maybe one day Karen and I can be on

1487
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 3: the line.

1488
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 4: Maybe Karen, Maybe Karen. Karen's actually a fan of the podcast.

1489
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 1: I know how it goes.

1490
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,680
Speaker 4: You barely know the name of it. It's it's a

1491
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:26,600
Speaker 4: it's the.

1492
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 1: Friend this weekend. Say I'm sorry I don't listen to

1493
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:34,520
Speaker 1: your podcast, And I said, please never say anything like

1494
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,959
Speaker 1: that to me. Yeah, that's the saddest.

1495
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 3: Sentence I've ever heard, the weirdest thing ever that goes

1496
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 3: without saying. Most people don't.

1497
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,440
Speaker 4: Why would you have to bring it up?

1498
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 1: Why would you?

1499
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 4: We just don't.

1500
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:46,920
Speaker 1: Please don't be sorry.

1501
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna request that you do the Dad toilet story

1502
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 3: and I hope it goes well.

1503
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:54,160
Speaker 4: I should try it.

1504
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 3: And I'm sorry. This whole time in the car, I

1505
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:59,520
Speaker 3: haven't looked at you. You obviously don't know about the cars.

1506
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:00,720
Speaker 3: I know from my face.

1507
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 4: Well, you guys, I look way different. Yeah.

1508
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 3: I got shot in the face. Yeah, shots all right, Yeah,

1509
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 3: well it's Montana.

1510
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 4: I shouldn't. Yeah, And I'm glad you came. I'm glad

1511
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 4: I came with you and uh Karen welcome.

1512
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:20,280
Speaker 3: It was good to having another podcast with you, just

1513
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:23,680
Speaker 3: between you and I guess time from Dave. Yeah, but

1514
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 3: also with Dave. I already told him I enjoyed him

1515
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:29,920
Speaker 3: so secondary to that you are the secondary to it. Yeah.

1516
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,719
Speaker 4: I should do a regular ending like where you honked

1517
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 4: the horn or we have one you've.

1518
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:35,679
Speaker 3: Been listening to. Do you need a ride?

1519
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 4: D y n A R?

1520
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:40,240
Speaker 3: Are you leaving?

1521
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 1: You want to way back?

1522
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 3: Either?

1523
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 2: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much that is.

1524
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:54,200
Speaker 2: You clean this time and they turning on and gave

1525
01:08:54,280 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 2: me we want to send you us in Sia.

1526
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 1: Welcome you back home. Tell us all about every scared

1527
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:09,679
Speaker 1: he was it fine? Now porn?

1528
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1529
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:30,840
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1530
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1531
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1532
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 4: Do you need ride? Do you need to ride? Do

1533
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:40,280
Speaker 4: you need.

1534
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:47,719
Speaker 3: With Karen and chriss

1535
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:49,760
Speaker 4: H