WEBVTT - Ian Ziering Needs your Wedding Hall

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>All r.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Danielle, you did the phone heap?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a letter?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Okay. So Milton and his fiance Narmine are getting

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<v Speaker 2>married on June twenty fourth. He says, just call Narmene

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<v Speaker 2>come up with some crazy idea of why she can't

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<v Speaker 2>have her wedding on the day she wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to leave it up to you.

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<v Speaker 2>So I called his fiance Lisa as someone from the

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<v Speaker 2>catering hall.

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<v Speaker 1>And here's what we came up with. This is not good.

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<v Speaker 1>He never turn out good. No, all right, here we go, Danielle,

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<v Speaker 1>screwing up someone's wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 3>No, Actually, I have a problem with the catering hall. Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Nick's assistant, Lisa, one of the receptionists, is there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>She called me and she was telling me about the

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<v Speaker 3>well I have. On the other line, she told me,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know you want to speak to her. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Seconds, Lisa, Yes, Hello, Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have Narmina Vilain.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Hi'm Narmine. How are you.

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, we double booked the hall for the day of

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<v Speaker 2>your wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>You're saying you're canceling my No, we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not canceling it. We're actually willing to work with you

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<v Speaker 2>on a different date.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I have Nick on the phone please.

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<v Speaker 1>Nick is not here right now. I'm doing his business

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<v Speaker 1>for him today.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to speak to this.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not here, so I'm trying to figure this out

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>She said that somebody else wants to date exactly right now, and.

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<v Speaker 2>The person that wants to date is actually a celebrity

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<v Speaker 2>who would like to book.

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<v Speaker 4>Here, and that's why you're mistreating us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not mistreating you.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>What have you heard of ion Zering? Iron Zeering? No

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<v Speaker 2>I from Dancing with the Stars.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, he wants the room on June twenty fourth,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's not fair, okay. And he's actually offering us

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<v Speaker 2>more money.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're doing this for money, then this is a

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<v Speaker 4>horrible business.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you read the fine print on the contract,

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<v Speaker 2>it does say something to the effect that we can't

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<v Speaker 2>cancel at any time.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I'm a teacher. I read the fine print.

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<v Speaker 1>That has nothing to do with anything, Okay, But.

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<v Speaker 5>I read the fine print because I tell my kids

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<v Speaker 5>through the fine print, and I'm not gonna go out

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<v Speaker 5>there in the world and not practice what I preach.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Ion Zering wants to come and have his wedding at

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<v Speaker 2>our establishment. That's a big deal for us. That's huge publicity.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of talk and everything.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know what else is the publicity. People listen

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<v Speaker 5>to more negative publicity than they do positive publicity.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, any publicity is really good publicity. Haven't you ever

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<v Speaker 2>heard that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, but not in this case.

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<v Speaker 4>Trust me.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, when it comes to Brian, nobody wants their wedding

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<v Speaker 5>room in last minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but please understand it's Iron Zering from Dancing with

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<v Speaker 2>the Stars.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 5>Does it sounds like one of my kids telling me

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<v Speaker 5>a lying class.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not one of your kids telling you a lying class.

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<v Speaker 1>What grade do you teach?

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<v Speaker 5>Third greed? And this does not add up At this point,

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<v Speaker 5>I would probably tell you to go back to your

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<v Speaker 5>seat and tell you stop lying.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm not a child, so don't tell me to

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<v Speaker 2>go back to my seat and stop lying.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, you're not a child, because children don't do stuff

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<v Speaker 5>like that. And put the celebrities over other people.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, if Jeff Wiggle was to come into your classroom,

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<v Speaker 2>they would pick Jeff Wiggle over you in a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>I've dealt with children, and I.

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<v Speaker 5>Know on line is that our paperwork checks out and

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<v Speaker 5>we're gonna have the wedding that day.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you understand how it works? Though something better comes along,

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<v Speaker 2>we are entitled to go with that.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't understand. Well, that's how and I never

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<v Speaker 5>hope to one they understand that, because that's horrible, But that's.

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<v Speaker 2>How it works in the business world. Can you give

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<v Speaker 2>me the money that he's giving me.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I cannot make you an offer. I do not

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<v Speaker 5>need to make you an offer. I'm legally bound to

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<v Speaker 5>this place right now. I pay for it. I find

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<v Speaker 5>the contact.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but do you hear this paperwork? I can very

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<v Speaker 2>easily change this paperwork, madam.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm really I feel really feel sad for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you watch nine O two one on growing up?

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<v Speaker 5>I watched nine two and oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you watch Dancing with the Stars?

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<v Speaker 5>I Dance with the Stars.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so there you go. You know how big he is.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm big two.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you send out your invitations yet?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you can just call them.

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<v Speaker 2>And say, oh, we made a mistake exactly the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>fifth that happens at the printers all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>I get called ing something, But I'm not budging on this. Why, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>this is my profession. Now we're talking about were talking

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<v Speaker 5>about ethics and the right and the wrong thing to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you teachers always want to argue essex and crep

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Your opinion doesn't matter if you am. What matters is

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to be there June twenty four with my

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<v Speaker 5>dress on.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you marrying Iron Zering? No, well then you're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be there because his bride's going to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You could tell everybody at your wedding that the day

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<v Speaker 2>before Iron Ziering had his wedding there.

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<v Speaker 5>I think my mom from Cairo, who knows who Iron

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<v Speaker 5>Zeer is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure your mom from Cairo. They get nine O

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<v Speaker 2>two one oer on Cairo, don't they. You're right, because

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<v Speaker 2>this is Daniel Vinaro from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 5>Your god, your God heavy like you're good.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Durant's phone top