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Speaker 2: Uh. The title of it is called butt cheeks? Butt cheeks.

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying, I'm saying now, I got to call

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Speaker 2: her dress too. You know it's a little too much

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Speaker 2: and the butt cheeks is out. This is butt cheeks.

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Speaker 2: You know that's a limit on when you should be

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Speaker 2: saying coming from you, that's that's really you know when

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Speaker 2: we got to go get the kids.

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Speaker 1: Now, you got to put your butt cheeks up. You can't.

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Speaker 1: So you a line.

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Speaker 2: Draw the line. I draw the line right across your

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Speaker 2: butt cheek. You cannot have this, No, you cannot have

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Speaker 2: this out like this while these kids is getting out

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Speaker 2: saying okay, let's go catch.

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Speaker 1: Dog butt chicks.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmen. Miss miss Carmen.

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Speaker 3: Uh, this is a Nate Master's calling.

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Speaker 2: I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.

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Speaker 2: This is mister Porter. Porter, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 3: I'm fine. Is everything good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, every every everything is everything is fine.

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Speaker 2: Now your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?

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Speaker 1: Correct?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,

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Speaker 2: we got so many kids with the same names. I

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Speaker 2: here's the issue. You say, your name is Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate.

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Speaker 2: What were the problem we're having here at the school

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Speaker 2: we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.

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Speaker 2: They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing, What

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Speaker 2: the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and

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Speaker 2: I don't know if she's I haven't actually seen her,

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Speaker 2: but I've been getting these reports from uh we've been

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Speaker 3: That's a little strange to me. I'm typically at work.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm I'm

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what I was gonna suggest is, uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know I was. I was gonna get you.

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Speaker 2: But what I wanted to do is get her to

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I think I got this handl dude,

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Speaker 3: I can take care of it.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for

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Speaker 3: Look player, look, look, I got it, my daughter. This

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Speaker 3: Let me handle it. So you know, you know, my

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Speaker 3: I got this handle right now.

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Speaker 1: What now, your wife, Carmen? Is she there?

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Speaker 3: Like I told you, I think I think I got

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Speaker 3: my thing is I've already told you that three times.

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Speaker 3: don't know. You don't need to You don't need to

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Speaker 2: Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to,

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Speaker 1: So what whether you're.

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Speaker 3: Not talking to my daughter, you're talking to me. I'm

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Speaker 1: I understand it. But I have to handle my school. Though.

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Speaker 1: You understand that I have to handle school.

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Speaker 3: I will drop my off myself.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I understand that.

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Speaker 3: What No, I mean, do I need to come up

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I need your wife to come talk to me. I

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Speaker 3: You don't need to talk to my wife.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a wife, Yeah, I have a wife.

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Speaker 3: Come to my office.

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Speaker 1: But what what what do you? What do you? What

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Speaker 3: No, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: That?

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Speaker 3: My wife needs to come and and and so you

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Speaker 3: I'm not We're not doing that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I need to see what your wife be wearing

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Speaker 2: when she's dropping these kids.

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Speaker 3: Get me yourself one, I'll send you a picture.

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Speaker 1: Man, And I think we must have gone down the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we doubt definitely down the wrong boulevard on

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Speaker 3: it very clear to you, my wife, you're seeing that

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Speaker 3: up here tomorrow is gonna be me and her. No,

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Speaker 3: he's not coming up to the principal's office. You don't

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Speaker 1: But we don't have a problem with you. We just

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Speaker 3: I just need to see you know, you're gonna have

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Speaker 2: Okay, So, so it's okay for her to have her

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Speaker 3: Right now. You you said you're claiming her butt seases

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Speaker 3: out like seats out right now? You out of pocket?

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Speaker 2: Okay, No, it was out of pocket where she pulled

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Speaker 2: up and got out the car and her butt was

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Speaker 2: So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad

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Speaker 3: Look, man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I

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Speaker 3: gotta do on this on this end, your end is

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Speaker 3: to handle what's going on in your school.

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Speaker 1: Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there.

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Speaker 2: So that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of

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Speaker 2: the school saying I need to have a meeting, a

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Speaker 2: private meeting with your wife, so and her and I

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Speaker 3: Look, man, I done told you several times her coming

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Speaker 3: up there on her own is not gonna happen. So

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Speaker 3: this is where we at right now. You know what

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Speaker 3: you not gonna happen?

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Speaker 1: Say what?

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Speaker 3: So what you say you what's gonna happen tomorrow? I'm

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Speaker 3: come see you.

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Speaker 1: So you coming here tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, So are you bringing

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Speaker 2: miss Carmen with you?

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Speaker 3: Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone

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Speaker 3: talk got money. I'm coming up there to handle this

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Speaker 3: right now because you're out of box that this is

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Speaker 3: how it's going down. There will be no butt cheeks

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Speaker 3: coming out tomorrow. It's just gonna be coming out the

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Speaker 3: car on some real Do you understand what's your name again?

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Speaker 1: My name? I'm poored to the principal here all right.

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Speaker 3: There'll be no butt cheeks tomorrow. You will see me

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Speaker 3: coming out the car.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, Uh, well, there is there is another

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Speaker 2: issue we got here on the table, and what is that?

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Speaker 2: So so Miss Carmen and she told you about, uh,

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Speaker 2: the conversation she's been having with Tommy.

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Speaker 3: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 2: So that once again, so your wife ain't telling you

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Speaker 2: not so she she hadn't told you nothing about her

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Speaker 2: talking to Tommy.

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Speaker 3: No, dude, I don't want to play games. Man. Who's Tommy?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So so, okay, okay, do you know my man? Okay? Okay, cool?

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Speaker 1: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Do you know him?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I know, Nay, nay, you just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.

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Speaker 1: Baby.

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Speaker 3: Hey, at least he knows.

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Speaker 2: But oh my god, wow, oh man, I gotta ask

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Speaker 2: you something before we go. Baby, what is the baddest

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Speaker 2: and I mean the baddest radio show in.

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Speaker 3: The land, Steve Harvey Barnes Show.

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Speaker 1: Come on, y'all, come on, come on, come on, what

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Hey?

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Speaker 2: Here's where I'd like to see some but chee April

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Speaker 2: to tend that I will be in Knoxville, Tennessee at

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Speaker 2: the Hilton Downtown on Knoxville. It is the ninetieth South

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Speaker 2: Central Province Council Comedy Show.

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Speaker 1: You do not want to miss it.

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Speaker 2: It is nephew Timmey right there Friday night, Baby, So

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Speaker 2: tickets are on sale.

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Speaker 1: Come on.

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Speaker 2: It was but I turned able the eighteenth. It's the

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Speaker 2: heavy hitters of comedy. Bill Bellamy in the building, Michael Carr.

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Speaker 2: You want of the legends himself down there, o' rillins.

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Speaker 2: That is Ashy Larry and hosted by yours truly nephew

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Speaker 2: Tommy all right.

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Speaker 1: May fifteenth and sixteenth, Baltimore Comedy Factor. Yeah, you know me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I come up in there straight stupid every time,

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Speaker 2: don't Yes, I do so.

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Speaker 1: Get ready it.

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Speaker 2: Is the fifteenth and the sixteenth, and tickets are on

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Speaker 2: sale right now.

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