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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Don't roll your eyes, Chris, Yes I put on shades. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I put on shades. Look, if you want, if you

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Speaker 1: want to watch me do the show and do these

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Speaker 1: things that make Chris angry, you have to go to

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Speaker 1: the first tv dot com slash Jesse and sign up. Yes, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I know what you're probably about to say. You and

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Speaker 1: Denzel don't need the shades because your faces are perfectly

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Speaker 1: sympathetic or wherever the guy said, and you'd be right.

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Speaker 1: But I like to I like, look, I want to

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Speaker 1: mingle with the commoners, right, and since you don't have

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Speaker 1: a face where you don't I mean, your face obviously

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Speaker 1: isn't sympathetic like mine is, you need shades. And this

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Speaker 1: is a way for me to bond with the staff.

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Speaker 1: What Chris actually actually know? These are not the same

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Speaker 1: ones I wore when I was a cop. Okay, quick

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Speaker 1: story before we get back to all this, because I

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Speaker 1: realized I haven't told this story in a while. When

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Speaker 1: you're in the Marines, when you're in the infantry, sometimes

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Speaker 1: you are called gosh, I forget. I really don't want

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Speaker 1: to mess this up because now it's been so long,

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Speaker 1: I forget what they called it. I think you are

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Speaker 1: fapped out FAP, Chris, please grow up. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: tell a story. That's what the acronym is, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: understand that. Anyway, when you're in an infantry unit, they

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Speaker 1: will do occasionally other parts of the Marine Corps on

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Speaker 1: that base will need you for a short time. And

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they call it fapped, but it might

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Speaker 1: be frapped. But I think I'm pretty sure it was fapped. Again,

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Speaker 1: I'm forty, Okay, I'm not twenty five anymore. I don't

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Speaker 1: remember what all the acronyms were. And as you can imagine,

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Speaker 1: the cops, they're not called MP's in the Marines. By

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Speaker 1: the way, the cops. The cops are they're always shorthanded.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why this is because it's such a

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Speaker 1: cool gig, but the cops are always shorthanded. So at

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Speaker 1: some point in time, and you don't get any choice.

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Speaker 1: Remember this is a military. There's no volunteers. They show

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Speaker 1: up one day and they say you you and you go,

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Speaker 1: and you say yes, sir. One day they came in

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Speaker 1: and said, Jesse, you got to go be a cop

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Speaker 1: for six months. They normally are six months, or at

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Speaker 1: least they were when I was in and I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to go. I mean I didn't want to leave

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Speaker 1: my friends. I didn't want to go be a freaking cop.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to stay and new infantry stuff. Whatever decided

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Speaker 1: I've decided. I didn't decide anything. I said yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: and I went down and checked in, and that's where

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Speaker 1: I ended up getting pepper sprayed and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: Actually have to do it for qualification. Well, I thought,

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Speaker 1: as long as we're going to be cops, I mean,

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Speaker 1: why not have some fun. We don't have to follow

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Speaker 1: every rule there is. And before too long, and this

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Speaker 1: happened in the course of a month, I was basically

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Speaker 1: the new guy, and before too long, I was in

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Speaker 1: charge of the cops for that shift. There's a night

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Speaker 1: shift in a day shift. Sometimes I would flat out

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Speaker 1: be in charge of it, and I make people do

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Speaker 1: whatever I wanted them to do. And so I told

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Speaker 1: all of our guys that they needed to all go

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Speaker 1: get aviator shades. By the way, you're not even allowed

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Speaker 1: to wear aviator shades in the marine warp. But I

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Speaker 1: told them all they needed to go get aviator shades,

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Speaker 1: and we would, we would. I mean I wasn't. I

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Speaker 1: guess I just didn't care about the little things as

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Speaker 1: much like paper work. I'm not gonna do paperwork on things.

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Speaker 1: And I would go by see the cops the cars.

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Speaker 1: They all had those loud speakers on the front or

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Speaker 1: somewhere where you can go buy and hold up the

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Speaker 1: radio and basically you can make these huge announcements that

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Speaker 1: my old unit when all my buddies were out there

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Speaker 1: pt and doing pushups and stuff like that, and I

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Speaker 1: get on the microphone and I'd start making fun of

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Speaker 1: them for working out. Oh man, it looks hot out there. Hey,

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Speaker 1: get your butt down, bro, What are you doing just

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Speaker 1: riding them about it? And then I got to get

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Speaker 1: in some trouble because you have a ticket book and

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Speaker 1: they're all numbered, and they do check out your tickets,

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Speaker 1: I would go by and write all my buddies tickets.

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Speaker 1: some trouble for that. That happened, and I got in trouble. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I got in trouble that time when guys were driving

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Speaker 1: So they put in a camera system where if you

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Speaker 1: hit a certain speed or whatnot, or a bump like

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Speaker 1: turn on you. And so I thought it would be

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Speaker 1: funny because they review those every day. Although the command

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Speaker 1: would be hilarious to start recording, basically a diary of

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Speaker 1: just how my night's going. So I would lean up

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Speaker 1: and I'd bumped the camera with my hand, and so

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Speaker 1: it would turn on and you can tell what it

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Speaker 1: turns on. And I'd be all just sitting here. I

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Speaker 1: got a subway foot long. I don't know about tonight.

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Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna see how it goes. And I

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Speaker 1: it would just to narrate the evening for them, and

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Speaker 1: they'd show up and there's all this videotape of me

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Speaker 1: narrating things, and then I get called in with a

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Speaker 1: bunch of a bunch of words I can't say on

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Speaker 1: the radio. And then they finished it all off with Kelly,

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Speaker 1: I'll kill you if you do this again. You know

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Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. Good times, good times, all right, somebody,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who this person, who this person is,

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Speaker 1: but I want to make sure I give him credit

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Speaker 1: by the name of Maze. It's an online guy or girl.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what this is put together a montage

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Speaker 1: of Trump predicting all of Biden's screw ups. And I've

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Speaker 1: got to tell you that's really good, just having it on.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, before we do that, though, I realized today

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Speaker 1: is the birthday of the US Army. I just told

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Speaker 1: a long Marine Corps story. Today is the birthday of

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Speaker 1: the US Army, and look, in all seriousness, I thought

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Speaker 1: it would be appropriate today because it's their birthday to

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Speaker 1: play the official Army song, Happy Birthday Army from the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show to you Happy birthday out there. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get to this montage Joe Biden. Apparently Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: had his number from the very beginning before I took office.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of folks out there, are a lot

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Speaker 1: of folks out there making some pretty bold predictions about

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Speaker 1: how things would turn out. You might remember some of

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Speaker 1: the predictions. They're coming for your guns. They're coming for

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Speaker 1: your jobs, and they're coming for your freedom. They hate

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Speaker 1: American energy, and Joe Biden will shut it all down.

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Speaker 1: He's going to that if five became president, Biden's elected,

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Speaker 1: he will wipe out your energy industry. Another prediction that

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Speaker 1: is my favorite one I must add is that if

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Speaker 1: I got the gas prices going five to six seven

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Speaker 1: dollars for a gallon, he led your communities with criminaliens,

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Speaker 1: drugs and crime. While they live behind beautiful gate compounds.

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Speaker 1: They try to take away your gun second Amendment. They

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Speaker 1: want to take it away while they enjoy private security

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Speaker 1: that's fully armed. I never understood that one to spend

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Speaker 1: trillions of dollars rebuilding foreign nations, fighting foreign wars, and

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Speaker 1: defending foreign borders. For all those predictions of doom and gloom.

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Speaker 1: Six months in, here's where we stand. You want to

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Speaker 1: use the word recession or depression. Think of a single

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Speaker 1: mom struggling to put food on the table each month.

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Speaker 1: You know it's sad. So if your primary concern right

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Speaker 1: now is inflation, we could stop it in thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: When I took office, he finally went outside. He went

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Speaker 1: to get an ice cream. Look the bottom line is this.

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Speaker 1: I say you're not doing a very good job because

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Speaker 1: he can't take any questions now from the press out

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Speaker 1: right the credit where it's due. That's one heck of

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Speaker 1: a video job. I wish I could do that video

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Speaker 1: stuff people do where they splice stuff up, like the

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Speaker 1: stuff you and Michael do. Don't say I can't, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I might be able to learn it. Oh oh, I

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Speaker 1: can't do it. Who figured out how to turn on

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Speaker 1: the computer monitor before you even got in here, just

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Speaker 1: before the show? Was that me? Yes? It was track

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Speaker 1: down the power button? Boom, turned it on in your

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Speaker 1: seven three. Will take some calls tonight, Seth and Saint

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Speaker 1: Louis go, come on, Jesse, just give it up. What

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Speaker 1: new car did you buy this? Seth calls in every

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Speaker 1: time we opened the phones. It's killing poor Seth. And

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell them what the midlife crisis cars eight

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Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seventy three. I

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Speaker 1: told you it's gonna be a good night on the show.

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Speaker 1: Oo ooh, I have more good news. Hang on on that,

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Speaker 1: Hang on that. Let me get through a couple of emails.

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Speaker 1: I haven't gotten Tenny. This isn't very nice. Of course,

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Speaker 1: the guy who hates brisk and carries a glock nineteen

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Speaker 1: hates unforgiven. She'sh please go back to Seattle and sip

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Speaker 1: on wheat grass tea or whatever hippies drink. That's not nice.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say I hated brisket. Okay, I didn't say

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Speaker 1: I hated brisket. I know that's not what I said, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I said briskets overrated. It's wildly overrated. A smoked chicken

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Speaker 1: is a hundred times better than a smoke brisket, a

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Speaker 1: hundred times better. I don't care. Shake your head all

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Speaker 1: you want, shake your head all you want, Oracle, why

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Speaker 1: do you what do you think the chances are of that?

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Speaker 1: He's talking about the gun control law being struck down

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Speaker 1: by the Supreme Court. It sucks for my kids. My

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Speaker 1: seventeen year old will have to wait four years now

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Speaker 1: instead of all right, hold on, hold on, hold on, listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that this law is going to go

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Speaker 1: through just yet. What they've agreed on right now, remember,

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Speaker 1: is a framework, not the law. There are still a

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Speaker 1: bunch of steps they have to get through in order

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Speaker 1: to get people to sign on for this. All right,

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Speaker 1: Remember that useless senator from my own state, Texas, John Corn.

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Speaker 1: He does have to get reelected in a few years,

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Speaker 1: well it's like five years. But still he can't be

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Speaker 1: signing onto ugly gun control bills. He just simply can't.

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Speaker 1: That would get you bounced out office here in Texas.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, now real quickly again again all night.

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Speaker 1: As is a consistent theme putting our money where our

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Speaker 1: morals are. Did you joy listening to the NFL quarterback

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Speaker 1: crap on your gun rights earlier? I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't like anybody doing it. Go look up your

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: Why don't you think? How are you so stupid? Why

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Speaker 1: won't you think? But we have to understand. We talked

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Speaker 1: about this before on the show. We'll keep talking about

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Speaker 1: it endlessly. It's hard for you to accept. It's very

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Speaker 1: hard for me to accept. There are so many people

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Speaker 1: out there. It's not that they don't think, it's that

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Speaker 1: they don't even want to. They don't want to think.

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Speaker 1: You can't even relate to that way of thinking. There's

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Speaker 1: no way for you to relate to that way of thinking,

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Speaker 1: no way whatsoever. You can't. But there are people. They

434
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Speaker 1: don't want to figure out where to work, They don't

435
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Speaker 1: want to figure out what to think about aborder or

436
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Speaker 1: taxes or spending, or abortion or COVID or Saint George Floyd,

437
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Speaker 1: or they don't want to think. They want to be

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Speaker 1: told because it is so much more comfortable, and it

439
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: puts people at ease when they can just be told

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Speaker 1: what to do, what to think, where to go. How

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Speaker 1: That's why I tell you all the time. The communist,

442
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Speaker 1: it really pays to think about him like a robot.

443
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Speaker 1: When you get in an argument with the communists, whether

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Speaker 1: it's you're crazy and at Thanksgiving or some nutball on

445
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Speaker 1: on social media or wherever wherever you've encountered them. Undoubtedly,

446
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Speaker 1: when you press them at all, even a little I

447
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Speaker 1: don't mean a probing questions here, I mean even a

448
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Speaker 1: little bit. Undoubtedly you will either get the subject, change

449
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Speaker 1: completely the border. You say the borders shouldn't be open,

450
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Speaker 1: what are they talking about? Before long they're talking about

451
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Speaker 1: Trump and racism? What? Or they'll lie the borders not open.

452
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Speaker 1: What are you supposed to do about that? Or the

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Speaker 1: third thing they'll do, they'll insalt you say the borders

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be open. They say, okay, Nazi white supremacists. Why

455
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Speaker 1: do they do that? Because they're a robot and you've

456
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Speaker 1: gone outside of their programming. That person doesn't think. That

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Speaker 1: person goes up to the hive mind, pulls out his

458
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Speaker 1: little chord, plugs it in. He has new programming uploaded

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Speaker 1: to him. This is what you say about this. Remember

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Speaker 1: they're not taught to think. This is what you say

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Speaker 1: about this. It all say this, say that, say this,

462
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Speaker 1: say that, and then they leave and that's fine. They

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Speaker 1: leave their basically drones. And so when you encounter them,

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Speaker 1: because you think you want to have I mean, I said,

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Speaker 1: people do this all the time. Because you have such

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Speaker 1: a good nature, people want to have these conversations with them.

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Speaker 1: But I want I just want to talk to him

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Speaker 1: about it. It's very, very difficult most of the time

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Speaker 1: because you're not dealing with somebody who wants to think

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Speaker 1: they've been programmed. And if you go outside of their

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Speaker 1: programming and you start probing a little bit, you're going

472
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Speaker 1: to get lashed out at or lied to, or they're

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Speaker 1: going to change the subject. It's as you've gone outside

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Speaker 1: of their programming. You need to think about them like

475
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Speaker 1: a robot that constantly gets the software updated at all times,

476
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Speaker 1: because that's what they are. I mean what I've told

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Speaker 1: you this before, this story, and I swear I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get to these environmentalist things and a couple more calls

479
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Speaker 1: and things right now. But I've told you this story

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Speaker 1: before where I went quote undercover. It's a funny internet video.

481
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Speaker 1: Don't worry, it's nothing important. You don't have to go

482
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Speaker 1: watch it, but it is funny. It's on YouTube where

483
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: I went undercover at the Kavanaugh protests. And at some

484
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Speaker 1: point in time in the video it's only like a

485
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Speaker 1: three minute video, so one of the communists recognizes me

486
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Speaker 1: and comes up and starts telling people, you know, this

487
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Speaker 1: is Jesse Kelly. He's not really one of us. I

488
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Speaker 1: had a stupid shirt on and whatnot. But what struck

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Speaker 1: me we will always strike me. I remember even thinking

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Speaker 1: that at the time. That's so odd. When she's looking

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Speaker 1: around and telling people who I am and he's Jesse Kelly,

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Speaker 1: she immediately begins to start a chant. No one's there

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Speaker 1: with her, but you'll hear in the video she goes,

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Speaker 1: do not talk to this clown, do not talk to

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Speaker 1: the And I've thought it was so odd, so out

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Speaker 1: of place, And of course no one joined in and

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Speaker 1: she stopped. But that was her programming, repeat over and

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Speaker 1: over and over and over and over again. You'll see

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Speaker 1: this throughout communism, the history of the world. All Right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to some calls, the environmentalist thing headlines.

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00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 1: I didn't get to crap. I got way way behind.

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Speaker 1: All right, but let's talk about again. Money Where your

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Speaker 1: morals are? Money where your morals are? What are you

504
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: getting Dad for Father's Day? You're gonna run down to

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Speaker 1: one of the sporting goods stores that hate your freaking guts?

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Speaker 1: Do you better be looking out looking out at your

507
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Speaker 1: sporting goods stores and things they say about guns? Now,

508
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: gonna go get a gadget from Amazon? Or are you

509
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: just going to go get your dad a pair of

510
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Speaker 1: my slippers from my pillow for ninety dollars off, and

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Speaker 1: he can walk around all day in the house, outside

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Speaker 1: of the house, and his knees don't hurt, and his

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Speaker 1: feet don't hurt, and his back don't hurt. Because these

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Speaker 1: dad gun things are the most durable, comfortable slipper I've

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Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. Michaelendel took over two years

516
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Speaker 1: to develop them, and they're ninety dollars off. Go to

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Speaker 1: my pillow dot com, click on the radio listener specials

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Speaker 1: and use the promo code Jesse. That's what it'll get

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Speaker 1: you ninety dollars off my pillow dot Com promo code Jesse.

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00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: Or if you're in your car, don't be on your phone.

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Speaker 1: Don't be unsafe, Just call eight hundred eight four five

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Speaker 1: zero five four four eight hundred eight four five zero

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Speaker 1: five four four The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, We're gonna be right back here tomorrow for

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Speaker 1: all of your listening needs. First, somebody somebody has an

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Speaker 1: insult pat and message use Let's go, Yes, Jesse, can't

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Speaker 1: you find they're a speech therapist to teach you how

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Speaker 1: to pronounce your els. Why do I screw up with

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Speaker 1: my els? Pat? You don't pronounce some use when you

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Speaker 1: talk about gold, it's g oe ed, hold your gold,

532
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Speaker 1: it's hold your gold, hold your gold. I'm not pronouncing

533
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Speaker 1: I'm pronouncing them, Pat, I think you pronounce them terribly.

534
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Speaker 1: You don't pronounce your ells, and it's a pathetic sound

535
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Speaker 1: to hear something in a talk show who cannot pronounce

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Speaker 1: their elves. That's not very nice. That's not very nice

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Speaker 1: at all. Leonardo in New York. See I just said Leonardo,

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Speaker 1: just fine, Leonardo. What that's right? That's right. Jesse always

539
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: says my name, Mike. I wanted to say, Jesse, all

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Speaker 1: the bad stuff going on in place, you out of

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Speaker 1: control with that handsome, symmetric face yours. Just think how

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Speaker 1: much money you're gonna save on sunglades. Great point, that's

543
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: a great point. See, Chris, like I was saying earlier,

544
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: me and Denzel, we have these sympathetic faces and it

545
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: just works out. It works out for us, all right.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to touch on this on environmental environmentalism first,

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Speaker 1: Now I can't say my el's environmentalism. First, before I

548
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:22,959
Speaker 1: get to the headlines. I didn't get to Yosemite undergoes

549
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: forest thinning due to wildfire risk environmentalists when it stopped.

550
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: I've been I've been thinking about this the whole show.

551
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: It just kind of got distracted by other stuff. Listen.

552
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: This is a time when people on the right usually

553
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: step in and say, I don't understand. I thought environmentalists

554
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,479
Speaker 1: wanted to save the planet. Why wouldn't they want the

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Speaker 1: forests to be managed to cut down on the damage

556
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Speaker 1: done by wildfires. But this is a this is a

557
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: trap we've all fallen into. They're not trying to save

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Speaker 1: the planet. The environmentalists don't care about the earth. Black

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00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: Lives Matter doesn't care about black people. Feminists don't care

560
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Speaker 1: about women, the LGBTQ Air Force. They don't care about

561
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Speaker 1: the gay people at all, not even a little bit.

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Speaker 1: They all care about communism. They all care about the

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Speaker 1: destruction of everything, of everything. I usually say the destruction

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Speaker 1: of America, but let's not limit it to that. It's

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Speaker 1: a destruction of everything. Remember, don't let the communists sell

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Speaker 1: you his lies on his goals. They're all lies. Which

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Speaker 1: leads me perfectly into practice with your weapon. We have

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Speaker 1: to practice. I have to practice. And while I enjoy weapons, obviously,

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Speaker 1: I'll be frank with you. As I've gotten older, I

570
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: don't enjoy practicing as much as I used to. I

571
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Speaker 1: do not, and a lot of that is I mean,

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Speaker 1: I can make every excuse for the in the world

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Speaker 1: to you, it won't matter. I don't want to go

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Speaker 1: to the range. I really don't want to spend the

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Speaker 1: money on AMMO. I hate what these AMMO costs are.

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Speaker 1: Just there's a lot of things I hate about it.

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Speaker 1: But I don't get those excuses anymore, and neither do you.

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Speaker 1: Mantis X is right there. Get a mantis X system.

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Speaker 1: It attaches to your weapon. You practice right there in

580
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: the comfort of your home. They'll give you feedback. You'll

581
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: get better. They put you through drills. The Green Berets

582
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Speaker 1: use mantis X. The Green Berets go, get yours, get

583
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,959
Speaker 1: one for Dad for Father's Day. Go to mantis x

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Speaker 1: dot com. Mantis x dot com. And now here's a headline.

585
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Speaker 1: You know the thing. Headlines we didn't get to you.

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Speaker 1: Climate change censorship Phase two. It goes on to describe

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Speaker 1: how the climate adviser Gina McCarthy she wants to work

588
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: with the social media companies to make sure anyone who

589
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: denies manmade climate change is censored. I have said it before,

590
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: I will say it again. We cannot live and let

591
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Speaker 1: live our way out of communism. There is no fix

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Speaker 1: for this until these people start fearing jail time. If

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Speaker 1: you're an official United States politician or person in government

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Speaker 1: and you're calling for the censorship of your political opponents,

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00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be fired. You should be locked up in

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Speaker 1: federal prison. That should be something that gets you locked

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Speaker 1: up in federal prison. NHTSA warns of a fire hazard

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00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: were certain Chevy volt electric vehicles. That's something that weirds

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Speaker 1: me out. And I don't know whether I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: propaganda or not. Doesn't it seem like these electric vehicles

601
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Speaker 1: go up in flames a lot, and I actually like them.

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00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: I think they're cool. Like I said, one of my

603
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: buddies has a Tesla. That thing is so fast. It's

604
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Speaker 1: really cool. But I don't know. Jack and Coke in

605
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: a can, Coca Cola and Brown Foreman team up for

606
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Speaker 1: a new drink. You know, maybe I ruined myself for

607
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: those things when I was young, But just the thought

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00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: of a Jack and Coke turns my stomach, and I

609
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: don't mind Coke, and I certainly don't mind Jack. I

610
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, it's the combination of it.

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Speaker 1: Lizzo releases a new version of Girls, even though there's

612
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: no eye in it, with a lyric change after blowback

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00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 1: for the use of labelist slur. Apparently she said spaz

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00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: and that was offensive to people. Okay, I think we

615
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: understand full well the exact level of insanity we're dealing

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Speaker 1: with now. Former ESPN host Keith Oberman calls on the

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Speaker 1: NFL to band Jack del Rio, get that son of

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Speaker 1: a off the field. He says, you know what's so

619
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 1: crazy is now I'm at the age I'm forty. I'm

620
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Speaker 1: at the age where I can watch people turn insane

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Speaker 1: in front of my eyes. Chris and Michael won't understand

622
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: this because they're both twelve. But when I was fifteen,

623
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Speaker 1: sixteen seventeen, you know, living a normal life for fifteen

624
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Speaker 1: sixteen seventeen year old. Part of the daily routine for

625
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Speaker 1: me and my friends was we would sit dan and

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00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: we would watch Sports Center and Dan Patrick would be

627
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: on there with Keithilberman, and it would be funny and sweet,

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00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: and we're watching highlights, and now Keith Olberman is a

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Speaker 1: crazy person happy. The elephant is not a person, The

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Speaker 1: New York Court rules, well, yes, of course, an elephant

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Speaker 1: is not a person until it joins the view who

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Speaker 1: set to decide if monkey pox represents a health emergency.

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Speaker 1: From what I understand, monkey pox is not really a

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Speaker 1: danger to anybody outside of the air force. Ohio Governor

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Speaker 1: DeWine signs a bill arming teachers after twenty four hours

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Speaker 1: of training. Yes, actually, Governor DeWine is a complete piece

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Speaker 1: will give the guy credit. This is good, This is good,

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Speaker 1: move forward, offense, aggressive fact check. Some but not all,

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Speaker 1: of the FDA's funding comes from the companies whose products

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Speaker 1: it approves. Can you can you even wrap your mind

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Speaker 1: FDA actually takes a dime from the companies that need

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Speaker 1: the FDA to approve the latest drug, the latest vaccine,

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Speaker 1: the latest food product. We pay, We allow the companies

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Speaker 1: h safe and sound, you are totally approved. Sorry about

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Speaker 1: those bloodclots. New York spent more than two hundred thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars on drag queens at public libraries. Remember, there after

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Speaker 1: your school, your kids, there after your kids. It's not passive,

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Speaker 1: it's not accidental, it's not innocent. These things aren't just happening.

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Speaker 1: These people are after your children, all right. Remember you

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Speaker 1: can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com,

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Go download the

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Speaker 1: podcast if you missed it, iHeart Google, Spotify it. We

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Speaker 1: got a bunch of more fun plan for you tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Keep your chin up. We'll be all right, all right. Look,

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Speaker 1: look you may not have a symmetrical face like me

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Speaker 1: and Denzil, but everything will be fine, Chris, that's all