WEBVTT - Ep. 38 "Cuffing Szn" 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:07.160 We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion. Who 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:12.639 talks back? Hey, everybody, welcome to a new episode of 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:18.079 We Talked Back. It's a j and it's me tam Band. 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:24.239 Oh ship, tam Band. That's it's me tam Band. It's 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:30.520 me tam Bam. I love you and what I'd be saying? Girl, 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:34.839 y'all love them fucking people. You don't know them fucking people? 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:40.000 Do y'all get tired of us giggling? We're just happy bitches. Man, 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:43.720 We'll just be laughing, I know, man, because a bit 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:47.680 if you ain't laughing, you're crying. Walk around with the 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:51.479 rest and bitch face right. Some of y'all just be 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:58.080 ugly and sad for no reason. Happiness is a choice. Smile. 0:00:56.320 --> 0:01:04.399 How is your week? And you um uneventful? This was 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:07.240 an uneventful weekend. I think I stayed in the house 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:09.480 most of the time, and then I went out to 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:14.279 stay forty eight with my sister and my sister's best friend, 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:16.959 and I had to pay for my own food. I 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:22.200 hate that, you know a bit, just be trying to 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.560 sept that bill to a teacher. I wait a minute, 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:29.720 I had that God damn bit was just like drink La. No, 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:31.600 I tricked off out of my sister and her best 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:34.240 friend a little bit, just a little bit. I didn't 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:37.920 pay for everything, but I did a little something. I 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.600 did put a little bit in the tab because I 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:43.640 never do that. God, I've been at stake for the yet. Yeah, 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:45.920 I got a reservation that ship all out to all 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:51.200 the way to like uhtimes October. Sometimes I don't know 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:54.120 who I'm going with, but I made the reservation, and 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:58.040 you know they asked me a hard Yeah, so you 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:02.560 don't be on the ball. It's really good though, What 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:08.640 about you, per usual? Like, are you gonna tell everybody 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:11.520 about your cross country trip? Yeah? I did. I flew 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:13.720 to Oregon and then drove all the way back from 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:18.880 Oregon South Carolina that ship. Crazy. You see what I've 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.400 been happening, but just going across the country. Girl, let 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:25.440 me tell listen. So why this nigger was offended when 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:30.079 I said that? Because I would have been ended after 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.400 you're applying that I'm gonna kill you, like I hadn't 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.639 mentioned it until I got back home though, But listen, 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.600 while we were out there, mind you, we coming through 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.840 uh Wyoming at the time, and I think it was 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:47.799 either Wyoming at Utah that um dan, what's what's what's 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.760 the girl's name? You know, it's the the white woman 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:54.040 who just got murdered. They found her body in Wyoming, 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:58.639 I think it was um. Yeah, but they stopped her 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.720 and her boyfriend because somebody reported them for having some 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:07.000 type of UM like somebody reported a DV domestic violence 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:11.480 UM situation. Police came. They're both on camera on a 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:16.000 police cam going back and forth. But apparently somebody reported 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:19.160 that he had hit her. So now I'm reading this ship. 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:24.240 I'm following the story as she's missing now because he's 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:27.640 been home for ten days and her parents he came, 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:31.200 he went home without her. So now they just found 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.400 her body. But yeah, I mentioned the ship to him 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:35.640 and he was very He was like, you know what, 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:40.080 that's fucking ludicrous. I'm like, I really was, Listen, you 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:43.440 just don't can't be too careful. She trusted that negative 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:47.360 exactly because men like he probably never killed anybody in 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:50.280 his life. He probably never did that, Like that could 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.280 be a one situation, but something in him made her 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:57.240 do that, made him do that to her, Right that 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:00.240 could happen. You're not kill you kill somebody exactly. I 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:01.800 know women who have been killed by men. You know 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.240 what he said, Well, I know men. I know I 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:07.440 know a girl who stabbed her boyfriend in his sleep. Like, yeah, 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.000 women do that, But I know women. I know multiple 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.320 women who have been killed or just shot up a lot, 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:16.120 and now they might be walking around head cripple from 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:20.720 a man um. When my grandma passed away, at the funeral, 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:23.120 one of her cousins, the old last ones of one 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:25.200 of her cousins that was around when she was young, 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.320 told me that she had was dealing with this nigga 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:31.320 and bought him a zoop suit and he was out 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.840 there showing out and she cut him out the suit 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:41.520 like that. It's like an old tummy suit, Like do 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:44.240 you remember, Oh, Malcolm X with him and Spike Lee 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:45.920 was walking across the street and they was waving their 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.680 hand across that w and they was walking cool that 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:52.520 type of suit and then my grandma cut his ass 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.520 right out of that suit. Give me, give me that 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:58.800 ship back, nigger. You know I had entertaining bitches in 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:03.480 my fucking suit. Give me that you grab me. Greddy 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:08.240 was a killer job, But yeah, I wasn't trying to 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.839 offend him, but it's in the back of your mind. Mind. 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:12.480 You we flew to Oregon, so it's not like I 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:15.599 could travel with a pistol on my knife or something 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:18.800 like that. And like each story stopped and I'm like, yeah, 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:21.400 they got knives in there, like Mitchell wanted to buy 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:25.320 a knife. Not for him per se, but like because 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.640 we were traveling through all these little hecktowns and ship 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:32.400 like that. Man, but yeah that we were coming through Utah, 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.760 Wyoming all that not his fucking bitch is missing. I'm like, man, 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.600 and they went on a road trip, so in the 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:40.520 back of my mind, like that could happen to me. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.560 I'm sorry that that women be real life. Pray for 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.240 some men. I'm sorry. And not to say he's some 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:51.160 type of predator because he's not. But ship happens, and 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:56.400 I just wanted to live to tell the story. I'm sorry, yeah, 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.719 but I just there's no way there's no nigga on 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.920 the in it right now that I would get fly 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:06.320 to Oregon with and then ride in the car all 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:09.240 the way back to the East Coast with his ass. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.960 I can't nobody I like them, girl. It took us 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:15.040 the whole fucking week two girl, my feet were swollen 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:19.440 in the truck looking like I bet professor clump or 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:22.599 rescue ship bus ship was biggest hell from just sitting 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:25.840 everybody know right, you should find everybody know rest, We 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:30.960 should find girl funk out of here. I can see 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:33.280 me that already and jack my own motherfuck herself from 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:37.400 the car like so yeah, it was rough all right. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.719 So before we get into what we want to actually 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:42.440 talk about this week, I want to talk about bullshit 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:46.560 on the internet. Oh yeah, because there was some bullshit 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:52.279 I've seen this week. We want to talk about our 0:06:52.320 --> 0:07:00.159 home girl literally from South Carolina. Yes, girl, congratulations right 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:03.839 on your engagement. Congratulations to them on the positive. You know, 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:06.160 black people always gotta give a positive and too negatives. 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.440 You gotta do ah, you know, you gotta do a 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:12.840 compliment sandwich. So let's start with a compliment. Let's get 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:17.360 to the bullshit in with a compliment. Okay, ready, you're 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:24.760 so pretty congratulations girl, yes, congratulations, but we're happy for you. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:28.560 But how did that nickel proposed from jail? Like, I 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.400 just want to see, did somebody else come and put 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.000 the ring on her finger? And what's he on zoom 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:41.400 or something? On FaceTime? Nigger probably got an iPhone in there. Um, 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:44.840 that's not ideal for a proposal. I just wonder why 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:46.720 he did it then? Is he trying to make sure 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:51.400 she can't testify gets him with something he's already been sentenced. 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:53.960 Believe didn't he go to jail for like violation and 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.960 parole privation somebody that actually just got him for the 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.480 rest of the time on whatever other charge he had. 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:04.040 I don't know just why I couldn't wait, sir, Why 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.000 couldn't would it wait till he got out? I would 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:09.560 have said, I definitely would have said no. But them 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:13.720 jail house talks. Girl be so sweet. That's when another 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:16.080 you asked everything nigga really loved you? When he and 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:21.640 jail are he broke. That's the two times. Yep. So 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.960 apparently she says she's went from girlfriend to fiancee. I 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:27.960 hear that. I'm not mad at that, but her thirtieth 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:33.240 birthday thirtieth birthday, Yeah, then you did it on my birthday. 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:34.959 I don't like that because if we break up now, 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:38.880 my birthday is a reminder of your ass. YEP. Anniversary 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:43.840 for an engagement anniversary is their birthday. I don't know that. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.720 I definitely would have told that nigga know me too. 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:51.520 You're a young girl, young woman, sorry, beautiful woman. She's 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:54.439 not a young girl. She's a young woman. He is 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:58.200 in prison. I just, uh, what happened to the basketball 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.160 player she was talking to. He wouldn't ship, you know, 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.920 I don't think. But here's the thing. He ain't going 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:06.520 to prison on some bullshit. Yeah, we don't know. These 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:13.440 things dropping like flies out here. I think I don't 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:15.120 know if it's a really love thing or is it 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.600 a control thing? You know, That's how I would feel 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:21.160 like you're trying to control me from the inside. Yes, 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:24.199 because she out here popping right, and you're trying to 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:26.679 control me. Because if you was free, would you be 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:33.000 putting that ring on me today? Hell no, Yeah, I 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:35.959 bet you do, motherfucker. I bet you need time. It 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:38.720 will be some bull that. I just think it might 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.880 be like he do love it, but it's also a 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:45.320 matter of control. Yeah, jail halls talking like he made 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:48.000 very well. Feel like he wants to marry her from prison. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.040 She's probably sending him. We probably need her to send money, 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:55.079 but just time, you know what I'm saying. Talking whatever 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:58.800 he made very well because now I'm pretty sure she's 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:03.480 the constant while he's in is he very well made 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.440 feel like he wants to marry this woman? But will 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:08.719 you feel like that when you come home? Because I 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.240 have been there, I have I'm not going to have 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:12.960 a waiting for a man to come home from jail, 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:17.959 but I have had a man come home from prison 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.160 and have a bit pregnant within I don't know, six months, 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:23.040 a new woman, like somebody you didn't even know, just 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:25.880 you just met this bitch at the car wash already, 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:29.720 So coming home from jail already told y'all would happen 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:35.480 like I don't even want to relive that ship. Girl, 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:39.199 I just can't play with people right now the fuck. 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.959 Let him come home and then ask him, really see 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.280 if he's really wanting to marry you. That That would 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:47.439 have been my response, Baby, I love you so much. 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:49.600 I do and I do want to be your bride. 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:52.120 I can see a future with you. I can see 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:55.400 forever with you. But can we please wait and have 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:59.120 a proper proposal when you get home. I'm not going nowhere. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.679 I'm gonna be right here, okay, baby, Oh that sounds 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:03.679 so nice. Yeah, that's how I would have said. It 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:12.120 while you still got a holiday for the holidays. She 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.000 can still have a Hollibay with that ring right on 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:17.920 her fingers. Nothing. He's not stopping nothing. That's why he 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.000 got sent this to five years. Right, So we know 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:21.920 you probably want to do a whole five years, but 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.400 how much time you might do like three and a half. Yeah, 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.840 like you're really about to wait until you're thirty four. 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:32.040 But well, she already got kids. See that was my thing. 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:34.480 I'm not about to wait for a man to come 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:36.400 home from prison when I don't have kids out here, 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:40.040 and you got a whole baby. Yeah, so she already 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:41.839 has kids, so she don't have to worry about that. 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:45.720 But you really, you really like put yourself in prison 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:50.520 when these guys go to jail, you do you're doing 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:54.280 the time with the yeah like literally we're not literally, 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:59.760 I mean unless you don't, right, and look, you better 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:03.439 than at me? Well, they just say that. I don't 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:05.959 take that as a compliment. It's not in the black 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:09.120 community and just not a compliment. It's very disrespectful. You 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:18.240 better than me and bless your heart. Yeah well again, listen, 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:20.760 you know, but well you know what we were. We 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:23.439 love to see black love and we're looking for you 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.640 guys to last throughout this hardship of him being in 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.720 jail and show us something different so we can believe 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:32.920 and love and lock up or some ship. That was 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:37.200 my That was my beautiful moment. That was my sandwich. 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:41.959 If he ain't leaving you two million like Gucci to 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:47.719 flip while he gone, what like he might have? We 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:51.480 don't know. Look, set the standard for for jail base. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:57.720 That rings it okay with two million exactly because I doubt. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:00.560 I mean, I've seen multiple celebrities at that same ring. 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:05.439 That's probably from uh what that dude um Zales site. 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:14.640 I'm joking. Is it Marcello? I think it's Marcello from 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.960 New York. Yeah, it might be one of the same 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:19.959 old rings. Now, I know them rings gonna cost that 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:25.440 damn much. Prlo five six six. Let me not count 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.079 up her Let me not count up her ring. It's 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.319 a nice ring. It is a beautiful ring. I just 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:31.280 want my own ring. Let me start worried about a 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.960 bitch and her ring and hunnigg and jail. I can't 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:36.640 get a nigga outside of jail right now, so let 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:39.079 me shut the funk up. Look, you want to you 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:41.720 want to jail bake, you definitely can get you a nigger. Yeah, 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:48.160 you know, these are jokes, girl, These are jokes, you know, 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.600 because I like, I'm okay with a little white collar. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.720 This is a little white collar crying a little mortgage 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:58.160 fried Like yeah again, boy, no I going no P 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:02.040 P P scammers though, Okay, they're going to jail they 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:14.480 damn I had to do ha happen right now? Because Okay, 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.079 you let somebody structure up fake ass. This is for you. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:20.320 You gotta still like, keep up whatever documentation you gotta 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:22.160 send these people. You can't just do that and think 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:26.800 you're gonna be okay. But listen, shout out to Renny 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:31.160 Rucci Cogs on your engagement. Come on the show. We 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:33.760 can talk some more about this engagement. Yes, we want 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:37.360 to talk. What else happened? Oh, Cardi b looking fly 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:42.160 as hell all over Paris. Child Party be to me 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:44.520 is one of the best stress in the industry. Who 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:47.480 was her stylist? Do you think she put together herself? 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:49.720 I don't know. It looks like I mean, it's just 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:52.240 I just feel like she go or whatever. I'm pretty 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:53.920 sure she had said. So she's not about to just 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:58.560 be wearing any fucking thing but Cardi bb fly is 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:02.360 hell on any give on Sunday, any an important event, court, 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:09.680 any run, ray, any red carpet event, any like Fashion Week, 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:13.000 New York Fashion Week, Paris Fashion Week. Honey is five, 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:15.680 she is. She had on that big gass hat that 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:19.840 looked like a god upside down walk girl. I wanted 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.200 to make me some damn be for Broccolick with Cardi 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:34.400 B which look good and like, meanwhile, offset just oh no, 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.720 he just there, child, He just there with Cardi. He 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:42.400 hadn't like some little plastic bag outfit. I was like, okay, 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:51.200 I'll set hey, I've said it's Cardi B Birkin. It's 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:53.520 harder for guys though. I feel like when it comes 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:57.920 to fashion and because I mean some of those things 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.400 were like, you know, it's supposed to be our you know, 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:03.400 it's not just supposed to be about clothes. And when 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:05.360 it comes to men, when they're trying to be artistic 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.200 with their look, sometimes it don't play as well as 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:11.200 with women. Yeah. I just love to see them together, 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:13.520 you know what I'm saying. They don't had a second 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:18.240 baby now together be his fifth child. I think Cardi 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:22.240 B second child like. I love that they worked it out. 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:27.960 See how long but it's gonna last. Yeah, they're good 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.240 and I love to see them together. I love because 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:31.600 you know what I'm saying, It takes a while for 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:33.880 men to tighten up. Man, And when you realize who 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:35.960 the funk you got right, And you know when she 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:41.440 threatened that damn divorce, he got it ship together right quickly, right. Unfortunately, 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:44.960 sometimes you gotta leave for motherfucker's to recognize your value. 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:51.440 My thing is unfortunately being especially I don't know how 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:53.440 it is for a man because I'm not one, but 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:58.240 as a woman, I just can't imagine. How do they are? 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:01.480 They even in thirty yet? Um no, Cardi should be 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:06.880 like twenty seven. I think Offset might be thirty being 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:11.080 with one bitch forever and you ain't even thirty yet. God, 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:15.240 that's as crazy as hell. But how many damn women, 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.080 how many kids you want to have? That's them is 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:21.800 unrealistic goals for me. Okay, so Offset is twenty nine, Yeah, 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:24.200 they're not even thirty yet, and then yeah, you're picking 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:27.600 your forever person before thirty is just like outrageous to me. 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:33.840 Cardi b is twenty eight, Yeah, that's very young. She's 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.280 got to be twenty nine and her birthday only eleventh. Actually, 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.160 I'm thirty plus. I ain't telling y'all how much funck y'all, 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:43.080 but I'm thirty plus and I still don't even think 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:48.000 these I can. I don't even I don't. So what's 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:50.720 the age? Then we're talking forties. You need to find 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:56.720 you forever. Per sixty five, you ain't for a minute 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:58.960 pausit kicking and then the the man you get, we 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:01.920 gonna wan a younger woman. And I'm just gonna get 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:04.080 a younger nigga. I'm gonna pay for it like these niggas. 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:09.480 Dude mine as well. I'm gonna get you an Xbox 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:12.280 twenty five. Baby. Just come on the big Mama house. 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:21.760 You gotta pushing platter for you. I think you're gonna 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:23.480 be like boy, I love my old bitch. My old 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:29.760 bitch said care of me, and just bring that strong 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:33.760 back goodness. I don't never want a young nigga. Man, No, 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:36.359 I'll got no time to be packing bag lunches and 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:38.520 picking up and dropping dick off. I just don't want 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:42.840 to do the energy. By any time, I'll be retired 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:45.520 in there, I'm retired. What else I gotta do, but 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:47.880 drop off, Dick, pick it back up. I got nothing 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:50.879 else to do. He's gonna be fucking holes. Holes can 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:53.800 be calling you like, who is this? Could you imagine this? 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:57.320 This bitch call you old? If I'm sixty five, I'll 0:18:57.359 --> 0:19:01.639 be like, okay, so and you better call me Miss Tammy. Okay, 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:09.640 just stop playing with me that trip you window? Who 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:13.360 you think bas that trip bit? You better relax? That's 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:28.159 our nigger, MS Tammy. Yo, that's funny man. Could you 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:32.359 imagine though? Like that's funny yourself. I'm prepared for it, y'all. 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:37.080 I want my old niggaby, my own niggabye six five, 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:41.880 my own fine ass salt and pepper grade here, Dick 0:19:41.960 --> 0:19:45.520 stole work. Yeah, I just gotta get me a vegan nigger. 0:19:45.680 --> 0:19:47.480 I'm gonna just I'm gonna talk to you like that 0:19:47.600 --> 0:20:01.440 movie taking good Luck Good Yeah, bitch, because Sam, that's 0:20:01.480 --> 0:20:04.200 not reality. I don't know friends. I know a whole 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:06.040 bunch of My mama got a whole bunch of old 0:20:06.080 --> 0:20:08.600 bitch friends. And they just old bitches, but they still 0:20:09.840 --> 0:20:11.960 they probably even give a fun no more like don't 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:14.919 get to a certain ages, like they don't care no more. 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:17.160 God that time that's passed. That's how they'd be acting. 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:20.080 I'd be scared. That's like watching a horror movie when 0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:22.920 they'd be sitting in the house just old bitches. Don't 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:27.520 want they pussy linck no more. I was like, now 0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:30.520 we scared, we're gonna be like that old bitch and 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:33.119 at meme or Instagram. Yes, that's who I'm gonna be 0:20:33.240 --> 0:20:35.159 about to talk about that bow leg and they at 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:39.240 the church right, Yes, that's what I want, That's what 0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:41.720 I want, that energy. No, I don't want to be 0:20:41.840 --> 0:20:44.159 that old so on some whole ship talking like a 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:47.160 whole No, man, I don't want to I'm not putting 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:50.280 that in the universe. Never be a grown ass man. Yes, 0:20:50.560 --> 0:20:56.520 never lose your home, never lose a little bit. Yeah, 0:20:56.720 --> 0:20:59.760 it don't have to be like a whore. Just still 0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:04.359 have that vibe vibe. What is that word vivacity? Is 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:08.080 that a word? Yeah, city is a word vacity for 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:11.200 life for someone. If someone says you're full of vivacity, 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:13.520 that means you have a high spirit in our full 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:16.560 of life. Yeah. See, I was right, bit, all right, 0:21:18.480 --> 0:21:20.520 we need to do a new word for the week. 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:23.960 But I got a problem with this word because the 0:21:24.080 --> 0:21:28.840 definition says vivacity, especially in a woman, the quality of 0:21:28.960 --> 0:21:36.600 being attractively, lively and animated. He was struck by her vivacity, humor, humor, 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:40.240 and charm. Why is that? Why would that be specific 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:43.439 to women? Because they turned into them my old bitches 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:45.720 on the couch talk about they don't what no dick 0:21:45.800 --> 0:21:55.040 no more. That's why my you know, that's my mom's 0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:57.600 gonna be mad at me about that ship, right, there's 0:21:57.640 --> 0:22:02.520 not they don't know her. She all right as jokes mama, y'all. Look, 0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:04.600 I was just talking about that this morning on the 0:22:04.680 --> 0:22:09.760 way on the way back from Atlanta with my Uber driver. 0:22:09.960 --> 0:22:14.080 This nigger was saying, he's fifties six and his girlfriend 0:22:14.200 --> 0:22:16.320 is forty five. He was like he was married before, 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:19.080 Like it just works out better this way. And you know, 0:22:19.280 --> 0:22:24.480 my dad is seventy and his wife is possibly like 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:27.080 she's around the ages of my two older sisters. I'm 0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:33.320 the youngest, and I understand why older men want younger women. 0:22:34.040 --> 0:22:37.200 I don't know why women want old ass men. Though 0:22:39.160 --> 0:22:42.240 they got daddy issues. They got daddy. They want a 0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:45.040 father figure, and he want a bitch with a vacity 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:51.200 for life. I just don't want some old as body 0:22:51.440 --> 0:22:55.040 on me. And you know right now or just when 0:22:55.080 --> 0:22:57.800 you get older? Yeah, like right now when older. When 0:22:57.840 --> 0:23:00.240 men get old, you know, they get that great line 0:23:00.280 --> 0:23:02.639 around the pupil. That's how you know a nigga. Oh, 0:23:02.760 --> 0:23:04.600 I had a nigger with that gray line round his 0:23:04.720 --> 0:23:07.720 people trying to tell me he was forty five. One nigga, 0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:13.200 your eyes tell me you seventy six, looking like you're 0:23:13.200 --> 0:23:19.240 about to form a cataract, eyes turning gray? You old? 0:23:28.040 --> 0:23:31.800 All right, y'all. No. I had a friend once um 0:23:31.920 --> 0:23:33.440 me and heard him funk with each other no more. 0:23:33.560 --> 0:23:38.040 But she was dealing with this old man I'm talking about. 0:23:38.480 --> 0:23:41.000 He was in his seventies and she wasn't even thirty yet. 0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:44.800 But he was paid, he was super rich, and she 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:47.080 was just trying to get some money from him because 0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:49.879 she needed help with her bills or whatever. She was struggling. 0:23:50.160 --> 0:23:51.840 And she met him and he was like, I take 0:23:51.920 --> 0:23:54.280 care of you, and he was he was like paying everything, 0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:57.040 but she hadn't had sex with him yet and she 0:23:57.119 --> 0:23:59.400 couldn't do it. She ended up letting them go because 0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:02.560 she just couldn't do it. Oh that body, oh, I 0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:05.880 used to be uh man, I had this old ask dude. 0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:10.080 May used to drive a fucking Porsche. Nick just riding around. 0:24:10.119 --> 0:24:14.480 They had no kids, was married once divorce, playing games 0:24:14.600 --> 0:24:17.920 like a damn twenty five year old, and he all 0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:21.720 is sixty years old riding around like, yeah, you know 0:24:21.840 --> 0:24:25.840 what time it is? I just couldn't. I couldn't. Got 0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:35.280 like I've been up five night. Jada Jada gave Nate 0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:37.480 that as and then toured the two thousand dollars check. 0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:39.520 That was the dumbest shit I ever seen. She was 0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:43.480 who wrote that? Who wrote that, at least keep the 0:24:43.560 --> 0:24:48.840 money you already gave up the box, upgrade that apartment. 0:24:49.640 --> 0:24:55.560 I could never like my limit is fifty something at 0:24:55.640 --> 0:25:00.679 this age and my thirties, my limit is like maybe fifty. 0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:02.920 I like my You know, I always be talking to 0:25:03.000 --> 0:25:06.760