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Speaker 1: We're just about a week away from the official start

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Speaker 1: of summer. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and alexis,

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Speaker 1: what's the first thing that comes to your mind when

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Speaker 1: you think about the upcoming seasonning? Like actual tanning with

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Speaker 1: real sun and not the spray on.

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Speaker 2: Yet there we go.

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Speaker 1: It's so much cheaper for her, for a lot of

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Speaker 1: our listeners and for Brook.

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Speaker 2: Not surprisingly, it's summer food.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we have not released our summer dares yet,

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Speaker 1: so maybe instead we need to do a quick edition

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Speaker 1: of Summer Food News. First up, McDonald's is introducing Hershey

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Speaker 1: s'mores mcflurry. It's got Graham crackers, marshmallows, and Hershey's chocolate

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Speaker 1: and will it be better than last year's kit Cat

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Speaker 1: banana split mcflurrys.

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Speaker 2: We shall see.

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Speaker 1: Next is Chipotle turning up the heat with the new

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Speaker 1: Adobo ranch sauce.

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Speaker 3: Any sort of like spicy ranch is so delicious.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be the first dip that they've added

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Speaker 1: to their menu since Caso back in twenty nineteen. And

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Speaker 1: then last but not least, You've wanted it, You've loved it,

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Speaker 1: and Kroger says, Yep, we're doing it. Selling packs of

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Speaker 1: Wendy's bacon in Grocery Story.

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Speaker 4: It's just the bacon from the baconare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Brooke described the packaging of Wendy's bacon.

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Speaker 3: It's the Wendy's logo with Wendy the Girl, the redhead girl,

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Speaker 3: and then it's just a regular pack of bacon. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean different than I didn't even know that Wendy's

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Speaker 3: Bacon was a special face.

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Speaker 2: I don't know either. Actually, yeah, it's the top quality.

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Speaker 1: If you want to do your homemade baconator with authentic

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Speaker 1: Wendy's brand bacon, now you finally can.

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Speaker 3: You got to get those square patties, though, don't you

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Speaker 3: dare put a round patty and call it a baconator.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: So now that you know all about the summer food news,

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Speaker 1: let's move on and get to your.

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Speaker 2: Shot cut like question of the day.

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Speaker 1: And I think it's time that I throw it over

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Speaker 1: to the man who's not gonna eat any of that

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Speaker 1: stuff I just mentioned because he's sculpted in his summer bod.

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Speaker 2: He likes what me sees. Digital Jake do your thing.

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Speaker 4: Over Twenty five years ago on this day, a brand

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Speaker 4: new TV channel was launched that would change Brooks wardrobe

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Speaker 4: choices forever if she was watching. It was called the

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Speaker 4: Style Network. Like that, it featured unforgettable shows like Look

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Speaker 4: Good for Less, trash Bag, Treasure Trobe, and Haha, how

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Speaker 4: to Couture you know it's a show about comedians dressing

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Speaker 4: in high passion. But even with that powerhouse of a lineup,

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Speaker 4: the network went under Hell shocking, I know what, lift

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Speaker 4: your jaws off the floor everyone. Since then, many channels

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Speaker 4: and networks have launched only to fall by the wayside.

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Speaker 4: And that's why it's your job today to tell me

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Speaker 4: which ones are real and which ones I made up

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Speaker 4: in a special must see tea or made up look

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Speaker 4: see edition of say a number one through twenty I'll

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Speaker 4: tell you about a former TV network. You just have

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Speaker 4: to say if it was real musty TV or a

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Speaker 4: fake made up look see. We'll start with the woman

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Speaker 4: whose favorite channel is going with all those European boys

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Speaker 4: swimming in at the English channel Body of Lakes joke,

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Speaker 4: I liked it, Yeah, sorry, seven Umber seven Alexis. In

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Speaker 4: nineteen ninety seven, Canada added the Fern Channel, a relaxing,

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Speaker 4: ad free network dedicated entirely to slow motion footage. Of

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Speaker 4: ferns blowing in the wind. Is this musty TV or

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Speaker 4: a made up?

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Speaker 3: Look?

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Speaker 1: See is this where zach Alifanakis got his idea for

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Speaker 1: between two ferns?

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Speaker 4: Just speed it up? Yeah, the Canadian thing.

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Speaker 3: I mean, ferns grow in very wet climates and it

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Speaker 3: can be damp.

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Speaker 4: But that's your think. When I think of relaxing ferns,

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Speaker 4: I think of like rain dropping onto a fern.

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Speaker 3: I mean they have the fire, That's what I was

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Speaker 3: just thinking of fireplaces or like you can do all

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you do Hogwarts World like on this through even

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Speaker 1: when it gets after eleven pm.

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Speaker 2: They do ferns after dark. Ferns are extra girly. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna say Musky TV.

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Speaker 4: Alexis says the Fern channel is Musky TV. No, no, no,

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Speaker 4: that's a made up. It was real.

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Speaker 3: I like a YouTube channel. I was to watch it.

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Speaker 4: Some demand for the Fern channel dates. Brook number seven

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Speaker 4: is off the board.

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Speaker 3: Okay, give me number one one Brook.

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Speaker 4: Back in the nineteen nineties, the USA Network introduced a

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Speaker 4: twenty four to seven puppy channel. The station aired nothing

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Speaker 4: but puppies playing, sleeping and being adorable. Intended to soothe

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Speaker 4: viewers after stressful news, no talking, just puppies. Is this

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Speaker 4: musty TV or made up? Look?

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Speaker 3: See?

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Speaker 4: He said?

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Speaker 3: Say network?

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Speaker 4: They did this introduced a puppy channel subsidiary of the

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Speaker 4: USA Network.

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Speaker 3: God, I love the USA Network Back in the day

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Speaker 3: it had monk a monk.

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Speaker 4: Notice royal pains. Yeah, should we discuss the USA Network more?

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Speaker 2: We need to get to puppy I mean.

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Speaker 4: Is huge every year? Like people like watching puppies.

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Speaker 3: Oh and then like BuzzFeed does the you know, celebrity

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Speaker 3: interviews with puppies.

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Speaker 4: Our news feeds in general, we.

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Speaker 3: Can get more puppies. We would get more views if

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Speaker 3: we had puppies and studios. Okay, mussy TV, brook says.

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Speaker 4: The Puppy Channel twenty four to seven is mussy TV.

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Speaker 4: Yes it was.

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Speaker 3: I wonder what they do about the puppy accidents. I

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Speaker 3: wonder if those are televised.

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Speaker 4: Hey Wall channel, Uh, Jose, one and seven are off

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Speaker 4: the board, over to you. Let's go eight Jose. In

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Speaker 4: two thousand and seven, a short lived Peruvian network dedicated

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Speaker 4: exclusively to pan flute performances. It was called pan Flicks,

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Speaker 4: and it began with a bang, as they aired a

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Speaker 4: six hour Andy tribute special. Sadly, the channel was shut

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Speaker 4: down for putting lamas on stage during a thunderstorm or

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Speaker 4: made us?

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Speaker 2: Do we have a pan flute?

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Speaker 4: Ashton ready to go in the chamber for the surprisingly

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Speaker 4: we don't.

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Speaker 3: Why.

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Speaker 4: I would like to hear it so I can get inspiration.

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Speaker 3: Why would lamas be on stage for a pant flute?

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Speaker 4: I mean, lamas are big in Peru, right, It's like

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Speaker 4: a thing.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know why they'd be well, they would

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Speaker 2: just be there.

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Speaker 3: They would be like having livestock on stage during.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a forage and they put the cow.

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Speaker 4: I just don't like all the things that were said.

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say this is made up. Looksie, it's good reasoning.

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Speaker 4: Jose says made up, Looksie. Yeah, I'm a little too

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Speaker 4: close to the sun there with on stage. Jose saw

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Speaker 4: right through it like a pan flute. Jeffrey, One, eight,

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Speaker 4: and seven have been chosen. I need a new number

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Speaker 4: from you, number ten, Jeffrey. In the early two thousands,

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Speaker 4: Germany launched something called tax TV, a niche public access

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Speaker 4: station for real time discussions of international tax law, including

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Speaker 4: one show that aired after ten PM called Audit after Dark,

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Speaker 4: must see TV or made up looks see?

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Speaker 2: What do I feel like?

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Speaker 4: The guy's like smoking a cigarette and like grow.

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Speaker 3: I thought his tie was just really damn Yeah.

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Speaker 4: He's really up.

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Speaker 1: I feel like the humor over in Germany is a

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Speaker 1: lot more high brow than it is over here.

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Speaker 3: Do you think this is a comedy channel?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that the Germans are going to watch

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Speaker 1: some like hot Taxes to get a good laughing.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting. That wasn't my take.

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Speaker 2: That's my take.

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Speaker 1: I think the German reason, yeah, are must see TV

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Speaker 1: for the tax channel.

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Speaker 4: Jefferson's tax TV is real channel. That's a made up

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Speaker 4: look see and that Germany Brooke and Joselenty of twenty

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Speaker 4: so you two get.

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Speaker 1: The chews who get shocked while saying I'm too sexy

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Speaker 1: by right, said Fred?

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Speaker 2: Who's that going to be the jet.

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Speaker 3: Jeff for thinking taxes are funny?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and because I'm the obvious choice to sing the

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Speaker 1: song too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt?

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Speaker 2: So sexy it literally, that's your shock collar question of

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Speaker 2: the day.

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Speaker 1: We got text taps coming up or maybe just a

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Speaker 1: phone tap right after this

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,