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Speaker 1: You've seen it all over the news lately, ozempic we

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Speaker 1: go vi these strange weight loss trends that all the

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Speaker 1: Hollywood A listers are jumping onto.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, if a wind blows in Hollywood right now, three

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Speaker 2: of them are gone with the wind.

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Speaker 1: They're everywhere. And now there's a brand new one hitting

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Speaker 1: the mainstream, courtesy of none other than health guru celebrity

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Speaker 1: nut job Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh no, well, it's not really

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Speaker 1: from her, because we're making the whole thing up.

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Speaker 3: But that louder from lawyers.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna say it's from her, even though it's not really,

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Speaker 1: and it's gonna come up during a customer service call

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Speaker 1: of all things. Hopefully it doesn't get in the way

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Speaker 1: of business. In your phone tap right now, it's another

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Speaker 1: week Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Rose Wilder from Cruise Lines. I'm

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Speaker 3: looking for Nicole.

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Speaker 2: Ah. Yes, he Nicole.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling in regards to your email you sent us.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: It says you were having trouble with our website because

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Speaker 2: you needed to make a couple of changes to your itinerary.

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Speaker 2: That's great, well, I would be more than happy to

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Speaker 2: help tell me what you're changing.

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Speaker 3: And I already have your reservation up on my computer screen.

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Speaker 4: That's awesome, thank you. Yeah, I was just actually trying

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Speaker 4: to transfer to a bigger cabin and I was just well.

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Speaker 3: Sorry to interrupt, I just need to take a quick break.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, Oh god, I'm hello.

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Speaker 3: Okay on? Oh oh excuse me?

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Speaker 2: Lightheaded?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that? This is probably more than you need

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Speaker 2: to know. But I'm on the Gwyneth Paltrow's fifteen second

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Speaker 2: Mystery Intermittent Fasting Binge.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's on our app.

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Speaker 3: I'm a big fan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So every time my phone dings, I only have

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Speaker 2: fifteen seconds to eat as mush food as I can. Oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: oh rat you know I was only able to eat

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Speaker 2: a handful of popcorn and two eminem's just then.

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Speaker 4: Oh, could we get back to my cruise upgrade? Is

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Speaker 4: that possible?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely? And again, I am so sorry. This is just

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Speaker 2: really out of my control. That dink can happen at anytime.

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Speaker 2: So the last one went off yesterday at four fifteen am.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, luckily I was.

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Speaker 2: Holding a bag of cheese. It's as I slept, so

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Speaker 2: I got a few crackers in there.

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Speaker 4: That seems terrible.

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's all Gwyneth Paltrow approved. You just never know.

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Speaker 2: When the next thing hits, you know, it could be

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Speaker 2: an hour or tomorrow at seven am while I'm in

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Speaker 2: the shower.

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Speaker 3: That's the part of it.

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Speaker 4: So where were we that Okay, we were changing my

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Speaker 4: reservation to a bigger cabin.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, well, ma'am, I really need to get this done.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Listen, I only have a break myself from work for

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Speaker 4: about thirty minutes, and this is really taking a little

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Speaker 4: bit longer than I thought.

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Speaker 1: I hear you chewing.

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Speaker 4: Could you just maybe can I talk to your supervisor

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Speaker 4: like a manager or something, because oh, you don't want.

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Speaker 3: Me to transfer you.

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Speaker 2: Now, something just became available on your ship. It's a

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Speaker 2: balcony upgrade, just for ninety nine dollars.

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Speaker 4: What what are you, ma'am?

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Speaker 2: It's never happened before, so many things in the road.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I mean Dennis Pastro is not a doctor, so

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Speaker 4: I don't know how ely this is. Are you hello?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Hold on, I just need a drink of water and

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Speaker 3: then I can.

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Speaker 4: Okay, dang it.

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Speaker 3: The cabin upgrade is gone. We missed our es. I

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Speaker 3: am so sorry. Are you what else must have grabbed?

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Speaker 4: Are you freaking kidding me? I'm not. If your dings

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Speaker 4: hadn't happened, I would have gotten my upgrade.

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Speaker 3: You know, there's just no way I can plan it.

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Speaker 4: For me to someone who can help me. Because you're okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm just gonna have to hang.

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Speaker 3: Up and I tell you that this is all a

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Speaker 3: prank phone call your husband.

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Speaker 4: I can't understand what you're saying. Your mouth is full.

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Speaker 4: Could you please just like transfer me to someone who's

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Speaker 4: not eating and he can like do this for me because.

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Speaker 2: There's a phone tap. This is all a joke. I'm

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Speaker 2: not from the cruise line. I'm from the radio station.

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Speaker 2: This is actually broke from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. What your husband, Casey set you up?

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you heard me over the chewy.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I know I didn't hear you. By

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Speaker 4: the way, great guy, I'm going to get him.

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Speaker 2: I would not recommend following a Gwyneth Paltrow diet.

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Speaker 4: That sounded really crazy. I was concerned about your.

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Speaker 3: Wealthy but I did it. My morning snack in during

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Speaker 3: our phone tap, so that was fun.

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Speaker 4: Good. I'm glad you need to eat. Girls wake up.

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Speaker 3: Every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties,

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning