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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: this show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today. On This Is Important, A young child

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Speaker 1: in jail's the best long like big dick, Daddy Long.

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Speaker 1: I'm a jerky boy. I would jump in of course, Bro,

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Speaker 1: I'm game for just about sucking anything dog and here

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Speaker 1: we go. My god, I feel good, man. I wonder

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Speaker 1: how many new listeners we lose just from the onslaught

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Speaker 1: of the soundboard some people. Some people like out the gate.

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Speaker 1: Whether the people know to like start it at a

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Speaker 1: low volume now and then they're like, okay, is it

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Speaker 1: like minute three, Let's turn it up a little bit

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Speaker 1: because these guys come in hot. Yeah. It's a real

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Speaker 1: lover hate. I love the soundboard. I'm team soundboard all

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Speaker 1: the way. Hey, if you hate it, go to another pot, alright,

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Speaker 1: because borders aren't going anywhere. I love how you were

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Speaker 1: teeing yourself up for what I thought was gonna be

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Speaker 1: a sound bite hit and then nothing. He was like,

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Speaker 1: if that's how you feel, And then also he got

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Speaker 1: kind of charged there. He was like, get out of

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Speaker 1: my podcast. Well look what he's where are the fit

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Speaker 1: let's talk about the fit. And if you're listening, he

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Speaker 1: looks like getting charged off. I think the fit goes

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Speaker 1: off for itself. King, Let's hear it. What is this?

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Speaker 1: Is it a jacket? What are you fishing on? A

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Speaker 1: freeway jacket? It's at a jacket that you've wrapped over

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Speaker 1: your head. Or it's an actual hat. It's an actual

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Speaker 1: like it's a bagel like um emergency vehicle side of road.

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Speaker 1: Look at me, it's nighttime bucket hat he's got going on.

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Speaker 1: It is very look at me, And I'm glad you

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Speaker 1: said that. Like what rapper? Did you get that from?

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Speaker 1: What rappers? Merch? Was that schoolboy? Q? Okay schoolboy cu? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he is king of the bucket and you got that

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Speaker 1: off like his website or something, or he's selling them

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Speaker 1: at truck stops now evidently really, Oh you've got that

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Speaker 1: truck stop. Absolutely, that's where I get most of my gluing.

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Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, dog, I respect that. Are you doing

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Speaker 1: YADDI voice? Now? Uh? Can we talk about dope hats

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Speaker 1: truckling truck stop hats specifically, absolutely fucking they have such

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Speaker 1: good selections at a truck stop in the middle of nowhere.

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Speaker 1: I got a well, I go hunting once a year

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Speaker 1: with like my family and friends and we kill innocent

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Speaker 1: animals and uh, and as we're driving up there, we

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Speaker 1: we shoot pheasants. And as we're driving up we stopped

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Speaker 1: at this truck stop. And then last time I was there,

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Speaker 1: I bought a hat that was just like uh, it

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Speaker 1: said like I'm the bottom bitch something like that, right,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, oh, whoever, Like,

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Speaker 1: we do all the kinds of dumb races and we

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Speaker 1: bet each other our dumb ship. I was like, then

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make them wear this hat. But then like

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Speaker 1: everyone wanted to wear the hats, and then it was

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Speaker 1: like became like, hey, whoever wins the races gets to

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Speaker 1: wear the I'm the bottom bitch hat. What is this

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Speaker 1: gas station? Yeah? What were you talking about? Coming? What

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Speaker 1: is that one coming? Go? Come and go, Come and go.

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Speaker 1: It's not coming go that's all. That's just a regular

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Speaker 1: gas station. This is like a I want to call

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Speaker 1: it a truck cat. What all, let's name all the

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Speaker 1: gas stations? Yeah, what are you? All the truck stops?

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Speaker 1: There's the Flying j J is hardcore. You could take

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Speaker 1: a shower there. Yeah, for just like a couple of quarters.

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Speaker 1: Why do you guys know about this? I don't know

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Speaker 1: about this. Did you know that it just costs a

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Speaker 1: little bit to take a shower at a truck's top?

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Speaker 1: He's bad. Well, the reason we know about this, I

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Speaker 1: could speak for myself and Kyle is that we drive

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Speaker 1: back and forth from southern California to northern California. There's

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Speaker 1: A is t the T s A. No, that's right,

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Speaker 1: Red and blue TA Yeah, you're right, Yeah, yeah, t

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Speaker 1: A is hard and those are both like true truck

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Speaker 1: stop gas stations, so they have showers. You could take

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Speaker 1: a shower. I just want to. Yeah, and it's only

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Speaker 1: it's only a couple of quarters. It's like it's chilled

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Speaker 1: with your pocket change. You can take a shower whenever

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm at a truck stop. I just want to

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Speaker 1: like see like how much trouble I could get in

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Speaker 1: and how quickly it could happen, you know, like how

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Speaker 1: meth I've never done that, but I mean I would,

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Speaker 1: like I do want to find out, like how easy

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Speaker 1: it is to get meth at a truck stop. It's easy,

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Speaker 1: is it. Yeah? I think to get math you just

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Speaker 1: have to be diagnosed with a d D. Right, and

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Speaker 1: then you all the truckers. You want to know where

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Speaker 1: it really goes down, Blake, Wayne stations. Alright, truck Wayne stations.

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Speaker 1: If you want the good ship, go to the Wayne stations.

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Speaker 1: That's where they're all pulled off. They're all doing their

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Speaker 1: their business, zipping up for the drive. And you know

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Speaker 1: that because hey, Blake, that's not a real it is

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Speaker 1: a real thing. Why do you know this. That's not

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Speaker 1: a real thing. It absolutely is truck Wayne station. I

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Speaker 1: know that. Okay, you want to come at me, bro,

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Speaker 1: I would love to. Let's come, please come at me.

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Speaker 1: Wayne stations happened on the side of the road. It's

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Speaker 1: truck by truck. That's not where you buy your meth

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Speaker 1: or get your your low end hooker. That's not where

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Speaker 1: that happens. Okay, I bet if you were in the

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Speaker 1: little station, that's like weighing the trucks. If you're in

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Speaker 1: the booth, you're the one who can have the meth,

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Speaker 1: and you're the one who can be like, hey, here's

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Speaker 1: your meth, playboy. You know what I mean? Well, sure,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying, as like a generality, any truck

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Speaker 1: stop in America, I think you can. I think there's

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Speaker 1: a high probability of getting meth. I don't know why, Blake,

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Speaker 1: what is your tell us why this is a way

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Speaker 1: station over a truck stop. Because truck stops are way brighter,

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Speaker 1: they're way more populated, they have families, they're getting gas.

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Speaker 1: The truck was station is truckers only. No families are

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Speaker 1: pulling over for that. But the truck way station. Correct

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Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong. The truck way station is run

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Speaker 1: by the state. Right, that's correct. I've never gone in

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Speaker 1: a wastation as opposed to just like a private business

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Speaker 1: that doesn't give a funk what's happening there. That is?

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Speaker 1: That is correct? And Tyle, you're saying it's like a

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Speaker 1: service window, like they pull up and they go yeah,

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Speaker 1: but they're all on camera. I mean every they're all

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Speaker 1: One two, three areas, rest areas, break check spots where

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Speaker 1: they're checking their brakes. No, you know where it really is.

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Speaker 1: You know those those runaway truck ramps at the top

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Speaker 1: of that. There's always a lepre con with hell. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is where you get your meth. You take a

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Speaker 1: manhole cover off the street. Yes, you climb into the sewer,

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Speaker 1: No blake, it's it's a truck struck stop and they

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Speaker 1: sleep in their trucks there at night. Sure you can

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Speaker 1: at a rest area to that's where people get abducted. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's a good place to get abducted. I will say this,

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Speaker 1: at a truck stop, you are competing with these hats. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I'm spending my money almost showers, you know,

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Speaker 1: depending on how they only cause a couple But if

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Speaker 1: you're in there, it's literally your pocket change. You could

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Speaker 1: take a shower and get cleaned up. It's amazing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it goes hand in hand with someone that

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Speaker 1: buys hats like that also might be in the market

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Speaker 1: for meth. You might be a math head. It's the

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Speaker 1: same brain that goes after it, and that's why it's

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Speaker 1: stocked with the coolest hats. Come for the hats, leave

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Speaker 1: with the meth, Leave for the meth. To your point,

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Speaker 1: when if you walk into a good truck stop, like

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Speaker 1: the Flying j the first thing they have is that

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Speaker 1: little like showcase with all the like diamonds, crystals and

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Speaker 1: daggers and stuff. Yeah, you have to be on meth

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Speaker 1: to buy that stuff. Like the sky in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the guy all with the curvy blades and ship.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I mean I did get a sick as

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Speaker 1: sweatshirt from one of these truck stops that said it

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Speaker 1: was like a guy that was getting married and he

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Speaker 1: had a frowny face and he said he was standing

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Speaker 1: next to his his girl and had said sentenced to wife.

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Speaker 1: And I wore that for I wore that forever. I

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Speaker 1: kind of remember it was white, correct, Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: white and it looked like bathroom imagery. Yeah, I remember

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Speaker 1: you rocking that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So sick goddamn it's

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Speaker 1: my favorite, bro, my favorite. That was a great one.

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Speaker 1: And they got I do like when the they've got

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Speaker 1: a sick Trail mix selection or like local local like

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Speaker 1: chocolate covered nuts or chocolate cover whatever, apricots, beef jerk

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Speaker 1: and locally grown on a lot of them too. What

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Speaker 1: I always fuck up is the beef jerkey is the

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Speaker 1: local beef jerky where you'll get the jack links, you'll

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Speaker 1: give the the trader whatever old trapper, yeah trapper, and

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Speaker 1: then you'll get just like Jeff's home mix that you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this it might have some math on it. Jeff sprinkled me.

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Speaker 1: Sprinkled Sprinkle me. My neighborhood liquor store has the alien jerky. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what's this from on the way to Vegas? I believe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh it's a hot stop on the way to Vegas.

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Speaker 1: It kind of is like, looks like an Area fifty

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Speaker 1: one thing. I think there's like a flying saucer crashed

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Speaker 1: could take your picture with. Oh it's just and jerky

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Speaker 1: out the freaking butt. So shout out to my liquor store.

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Speaker 1: I love places like that. We really missed the boat

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Speaker 1: by not starting our own by employing Blake's stepdad for

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Speaker 1: company and have the meat jerking beef boys release their

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Speaker 1: own batch because his stepdad makes. There's his Blake stepdad

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Speaker 1: makes the best fucking beef jerkey I've ever had. And

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Speaker 1: I am a connoisseur. I eat beef jerky five times

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Speaker 1: a week. I'm always jerking out. Then, yeah, you're a jerker.

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Speaker 1: I'm a jerky boy. Nat jerky five times a week. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm That's why I'm still poofy looking for

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Speaker 1: what a meal? Now? There's a little snack this afternoon, delight?

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Speaker 1: How much you eating a bag? Because I go through

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Speaker 1: a bag. No, not a not a whole bag, not

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Speaker 1: a whole bag, just a few, just a few tender strips.

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Speaker 1: I've been fucking with old trappers. What I've been wucking with.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you? Do you ever go into the

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Speaker 1: turkey jerky zone? Are you purely a beef? Why? I do?

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Speaker 1: When I'm trying to uh to not how to have

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Speaker 1: a bloated head, I go, I get the turkey, uh

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Speaker 1: and then I just go jack links, you know, because

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Speaker 1: some of the other turkeys you don't. You can't trust

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Speaker 1: it right now? Do you like it? Moy? Yeah, I'm starving.

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's a whole new genre of jerky

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Speaker 1: where it's like actually moist, it's still kind of juicy

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Speaker 1: that that's the best. Do you like it dry? Where

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Speaker 1: you gotta fucking like tear a couple of teeth out

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Speaker 1: to get into it. It's a delicate balance, dude, moist,

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Speaker 1: I don't like it too wet? Yeah, I don't like

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Speaker 1: one of my hands look like I just ate some

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Speaker 1: ribs or something. I'm like, I'm just trying to be

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Speaker 1: a jerky boy. Usually it's like while I'm driving or something,

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Speaker 1: you know, put a pin in that. We're gonna circle

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Speaker 1: back to jerky boys. But you put the little pack

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Speaker 1: of jerky between your legs and you kind of just

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Speaker 1: get down in there. Yeah, just some crotch nibbles. My boy.

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Speaker 1: What do you guys funk with the mushroom jerky? Probably not, huh,

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Speaker 1: y'all don't funk with that mushroom jerky? Oh wow, maybe

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Speaker 1: like editing, Like, ain't like that. No, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: the same time way more fun. Yeah, that probably would

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Speaker 1: It was just floating around? People actually got paid in coke. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: dying that we talk about, Yes, well specifically that you

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Speaker 1: it might be yeah, do you want me to bring

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Speaker 1: up the Jerky Boys? Go for Oh the Jerky Boys? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: how funny were the Jerky Boys tape? They're very good.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to give them their flowers? Are you

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna give them. Don't give

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Speaker 1: to these prank calls. Oh yeah, dude, have you got

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Speaker 1: speaking of prank calls? Because that is a lost art.

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Speaker 1: Nobody else, nobody else, no jerky boys rule now super funny.

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Speaker 1: It is unbelievable. If you're eleven or ten, it's twice

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Speaker 1: Long Mont potion Castle. Have you ever listened to his

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Speaker 1: prank calls? They are my boy skinner, Put me on him.

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Speaker 1: He's it's so funny, dude, just like hilarious. Let's say

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Speaker 1: those words again, long Mont Potion Castle. It's like kind

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Speaker 1: O N T Potion Castle long month like that's probably

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Speaker 1: been doing it forever. There, it's so funny and it's

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Speaker 1: prank prank phone calls. They walk us, Well, you're not

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Speaker 1: you're not explaining it that well, just saying it's so funny,

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Speaker 1: Like what he's just you gotta go in? Why is

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Speaker 1: it so funny, Blake? He just funs with people so

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Speaker 1: hard that it's a lost art. It is like prank

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Speaker 1: calling was so funny, Kyle. You were really good at it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I I would jump in, of course, Bro,

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Speaker 1: I'm game for just about sucking anything. Dog. You know what, Well,

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Speaker 1: we're specifically talking about prank phone calling. Were talking, man,

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Speaker 1: But I'm trying to remember, like what were my good ones?

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Speaker 1: What would I remember calling on the radio? Like radio?

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Speaker 1: And I would be like, what about a bungee jumping?

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Speaker 1: The best one? A hole in my memory? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about the best one that Kyle ever did

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Speaker 1: that I remember very well is you called Chinese food

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Speaker 1: your soup. No, you said you found a cunt hair

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Speaker 1: in your soup, and they thought you were saying contact,

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Speaker 1: and it was just who's on first of you and

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Speaker 1: this por person working at the Chinese destaurant going contact

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Speaker 1: in your stuff, and You're like, no contair, contair in

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Speaker 1: my too, Like nobody wears contacts. Nobody wears contacts, and

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Speaker 1: it just really got nowhere and I think you're eventually

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Speaker 1: are like, I gotta go, dude. But I remember we

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Speaker 1: were just young kids, like on at John Paul's house

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Speaker 1: and I'm just crying laughing because we have them on

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Speaker 1: It was after that that I said I will follow

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Speaker 1: this man anywhere. Bro. I love a good print call.

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Speaker 1: Though they're very good, Well is it? Is it? Now?

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Speaker 1: They're not like as popular because there's no like phone book.

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Speaker 1: You can't just call nobody has already. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean there's no phone book for calling, like, but you

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Speaker 1: can call establishments. You can get on Yelp and be like,

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Speaker 1: of hard to get ahold of people. I tried to

420
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 1: call my car dealership because I accidentally scraped the side

421
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 1: of my car on my garage tour and so I'm like,

422
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 1: I need to get this buffed out, you know, and

423
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 1: I called it. I couldn't get ahold of anyone. They

424
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 1: it's said to go online and text someone via the website.

425
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, well then, so you could you should

426
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: prank text to these people talking about we're in the

427
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 1: middle of a pandemic. I mean, I'm sure like things are,

428
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: you know, people aren't at work, so that that is

429
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: different right now. But I do remember Blake a little

430
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 1: bit like when we would go down the phone line

431
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: and or the phone book and call actual people. That

432
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: was not as satisfying as calling establishments like establishment. Gotten

433
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: a lot of trouble from that. Do you remember know

434
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 1: what happened? We were like hammered. I should have got one.

435
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: We were like hammered in like the driveway, just drinking

436
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: little Corinitas or whatever those little coronas are. We were

437
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 1: Mickey grenades and we were like just doing random mass

438
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,959
Speaker 1: phone numbers. And I got this lady to pick up

439
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: and it was late, it was like one o'clock or whatever,

440
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 1: and she picks up, and I was just kind of like, mom,

441
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in jail, the worst thing. I like jail,

442
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: I mean jail. And then like she's just kind of

443
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: like a young child in jail's the best. Yeah, she's

444
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 1: just like Jason, Jason, is that you? And I'm like

445
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,439
Speaker 1: I have to go. And then I hung up, and

446
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: of course she calls that you do a little girl's voice,

447
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,879
Speaker 1: and then the mom is like, Jason is that he

448
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: was young? He was young, Blake was late to Pubert,

449
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: whatever it was, I must have nailed it because she

450
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: kept calling waiting for it. She I must have nailed

451
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 1: it because she kept calling back, back, back back. I

452
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: feel so bad. Until the next morning. I kind of

453
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: had forgotten about it, and I was like, just about

454
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 1: to get in the shower and the phone rings and

455
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 1: I pick it up and it's her and she's like,

456
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: who is this. I'm like, I'm like, oh shit, oh shot.

457
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: I couldn't think fast enough. And I was like, I

458
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 1: was like, blame and she's like blame what? And I'm like, Andy,

459
00:24:54,560 --> 00:25:00,360
Speaker 1: So this comes from? What does he say? She said,

460
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: Blaine Andy, So I want you to know that I've

461
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,439
Speaker 1: I've alerted the authorities. They have your phone number. And

462
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: I was like, oh God, I can't believe the fucking

463
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: name I came up with with Blaine Andy. So but

464
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: I was so scared. And then they go, well, Blake

465
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: Anderson lives there. Do we think that as any correlation?

466
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: Somebody just watched hackers They like they can change these

467
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: things now. They could be calling from anywhere, and then

468
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: the cops are like, now let's go get some snacks. Dude.

469
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 1: I was so terrified. I felt so bad. It's like,

470
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 1: looking back, that was really a mean thing to do,

471
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: because the sun must not have been home right. Maybe

472
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: it wasn't jail. You might have hit it right on

473
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: the head. Bro. Yeah, she's like her run away. I

474
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 1: wasn't like a huge prank caller. But I remember one

475
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: time that surprises me. Yeah, I know, a little troublemaker.

476
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what I would do. Voices and call

477
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 1: on the radio and stuff like that, but it wasn't

478
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 1: like prank calls. It was like, I'm it's like a

479
00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: performance or whatever. But I remember specific lie one time,

480
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: me and my buddy Zach, we're we're in high school

481
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: and my sister was in middle school and our middle school.

482
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 1: You guys have been in my house. It's like right

483
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: in my backyard. The middle school's right there, like you

484
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 1: could throw us. And so we had some like rockets

485
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: and we like shot them off and they're like at recess,

486
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 1: and we shot him off and they exploded over the

487
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: kid's head. Uh, and we thought it was hilarious. We

488
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: were stoned. And then we bailed and went back to school,

489
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: and uh, my sister calls me. We go back in

490
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 1: the house and I just hear the phone's ringing and

491
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: ringing and ringing, and I it's the She's leaving a

492
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: message on the voice recorder and she goes, how do

493
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, how do? I can't

494
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: believe who was that? That was you? Right? Oh, you

495
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: gotta get out of there. The police are gonna come

496
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: and hit some kid in the chest in the face

497
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 1: and overt Oh my god, why are you admitting this?

498
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm like, oh, Zach, well, I think

499
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: we mutilated a child. And and then we bail, and uh,

500
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: I've spent the rest of the day at school thinking

501
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: that I mutilated a child. And then I come home

502
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: and my dad was like, Adam, can I talk to you?

503
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what's that? And then he's like, uh,

504
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: I was handcuffed in our backyard this afternoon, and I go,

505
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: wait what He came home and then like went to

506
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 1: go pick up dogshit in the backyard and two cops

507
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: like flopped out of a bush and handcuffed him. Wait,

508
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:41,360
Speaker 1: this wasn't a Brittany and Dennis prank phone call to you. No, no, no,

509
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: that's what I thought. I thought this was a twist,

510
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: and he goes, uh, I was handcuffed, and I'm like shit,

511
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: I'm I'm so sorry. I can't believe that it happened.

512
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: We didn't think anyone was gonna get hit. And then

513
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: Brittany and Dad go we got you motherfuck. Okay, well

514
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: they got the cops in on it too, pulled the

515
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 1: rug out or no, he just he just made up.

516
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: He just made it up. There's no there was, there

517
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: was cops. Wait, what cops came? They didn't. They didn't

518
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: handcuffed him and arrest him, but cops came because we

519
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,479
Speaker 1: did shoot rockets off at there, so they called the police.

520
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: And we're like, some kids are shooting rockets at these children, which,

521
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: in hindsight, you know, bad call, not a good look.

522
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: That's a good take back for later. Anyway, go ahead.

523
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, MoMA. There was a time that I called

524
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: myself like rocket man, no jokes, I called myself the

525
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: rocket man and then had hundreds of dollars of rockets

526
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: in my truck and a trunk of my car, and

527
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: then you know, behind the sub whoffers no, big deal

528
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: and that's so country. I love when you talk about

529
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: and then just had so many rockets, and whenever I

530
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: was at a party or gas station or parking lot

531
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: or anywhere, it would just throw a rocket. Rocket man,

532
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,719
Speaker 1: you got a rocket? Yeah, let me get into my

533
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: trunk behind the sub. Yeah. Meanwhile, no one called me

534
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: rock man. It was the thing that I'm like, definitely

535
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: was trying to get going for myself. Adam, did you

536
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: ever funk with M eight s or M one hundreds

537
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: and ship? Could you ever fun with the quarter sticks

538
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: the half sticks? Because that was that's I like, the theatrics,

539
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: just a loud explosion. Yeah I didn't. I liked that.

540
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: That was cool. But they were harder to get, but

541
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: you could buy legally giant rockets. So the best was

542
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: you time them up, you like wait for them to

543
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: start to take off, and then you flick it up

544
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: and they go and then they taken off. That's the

545
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: best until they explode in your So fireworks are are legal.

546
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: They're legal in the breast, they're legal in Missouri. And

547
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: we would drive down, just drive over. That's so cool. Yeah,

548
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: it's like a couple of hours. We would you know,

549
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: smoke a joint and go down there and then buy

550
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: a ton of fireworks and they didn't even know your

551
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: person didn't even know you were gone. Do you remember

552
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: when like fucking jackass and c k Y was super

553
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: prevalent and like making its way around. I remember, like

554
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: my brother got ahold of a couple quartersticks at dynamite

555
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: and had like a fucking M A D. And he

556
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: was all about explosives and we were making little movies.

557
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: So we were doing like squibs and ship and like

558
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: accidentally lighting each other on fire like for the just

559
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: to get the shot or whatever. And I remember like

560
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: anything for the shot. One one thing that he shot

561
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: that scared the fucking shit out of me is he

562
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: put a catcher's pad on his chest and then made

563
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: a fucking steel like L shaped bracket thing right here

564
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: strapped to M E D or M one hundred to

565
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: his chest and lit that ship on fire right there

566
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: on his chest. And it went off and and and

567
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: the footage is somewhere and it's like absolutely gnarly, but

568
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: bracket and that and his heart stopped for like three minutes.

569
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: It was crazy like this. I don't know. He went

570
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: up the chest and then it went to protect his face.

571
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: It went like this, you know, So he bent a

572
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: piece of metal and then strapped the m a D

573
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: right here and then lit it. So he was I mean,

574
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: you know, we're filmmakers, sheet of metal. We've always been

575
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: relatively safe about this stuff, but it was still very freak.

576
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: I feel like when you start adding those precautions, then

577
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: they start to become the thing that's going to kill you.

578
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: Like what what do? He had a bent piece of

579
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: metal in front of his throat and also and like

580
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: that close to your chest could just like stop your heart,

581
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's always a story like

582
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: for sure, we played baseball, Kyle and I play baseball

583
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: growing up, and there was always that story of like

584
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: a kid takes a line drive to the chest and

585
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: it stops his heart. Like there every year there was

586
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: like I don't even know if it's real. It was

587
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: just like an urban legend almost that moms would tell

588
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,719
Speaker 1: you to be careful when you're playing baseball. But they're like,

589
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: be careful out there. You know I heard, and you're like,

590
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: that's the same story I heard last year, but it happened.

591
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: We could go sure, mom, I'm not buying your I'm

592
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: surprised at how few times like baseball players get like

593
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: line drives off their face. Well, one happened last year

594
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: to a dude on the A's and it was fucking brutal.

595
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: But at some point they're going to add a net. Well,

596
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: I think professional athletes, they're reaction time is great. I mean,

597
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: they're pros. It's when you're like in little league pitchers

598
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: who fucking dropped the glove behind him and catch is crazy.

599
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: It's when you're in a little league that it's uh

600
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: that kids are just taking balls to the chest and

601
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: face because they don't listen. They're they're not quick, they're

602
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: not quick enough, and if they're into it, they grow

603
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: up and they take it to the balls in face

604
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: off the diamonds. Okay, that was like yeareaking. That was

605
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: like our boy, our boy, teddy friend of the show.

606
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: We mentioned him on the pot a few times speaking

607
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: of balls to the chest. He said that there was

608
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: a time when he was playing little league and he

609
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: was up to back and he um like swang swung back,

610
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: and he let it go a little too much. It

611
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: came back around and he ended up just clocking the

612
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: catcher like right in the dome and like knocking the

613
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: kid out. I think that was a pretty brutal, Like

614
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: I think that ended very brutal, Like it knocked him out,

615
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: and I think there was even like wasn't there, like

616
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: they were placed him, like yeah allegedly, Yeah, I think

617
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: he got because he was swinging the bat like a

618
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: crazy person. Well, that happened to me at a family reunion,

619
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: and it was my my uncle did it to me.

620
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: I wasn't the catcher. I was standing in the batter's box.

621
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: I was eating cake and he just came hits the

622
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: ball and then throws the bat behind him and it

623
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: clocked me right in the face, knocked out my two

624
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: front teeth, and I luckily they were baby teeth, so

625
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: I was I was like, you know, I guess I

626
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: don't need these teeth anymore. But how long were you

627
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: without your teeth? A while? Like him busted his ship

628
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: out like recently, he's they're not coming back until he's

629
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: like seven, he's three years old, he's gonna have no

630
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: I think I was like seven or eight. So they

631
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: were already like on the way in. We had a

632
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: young tooth knock out here too. It took like two

633
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 1: and a half years to come to for the big

634
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: dog to drop. Yeah. Also, kids are like way doper

635
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 1: than adults. They're always doing crazy ship to knock teeth

636
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 1: out of their face. Also, why don't we lose teeth

637
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: one more time in our life? We should lose them

638
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: around age thirty. That would be nice if we had

639
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: like our grandpa teeth coming in. I'd love another admittedly

640
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: to I feel like you. I feel like humans should

641
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: lose their teeth one more time. Like teeth out of

642
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,720
Speaker 1: out of the out of the four of us are fakes,

643
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: so we've all have flawed. Has some fake he's I

644
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: have a terrible underbite's you did great with your fake

645
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: teeth though, Dre's he had like a pretty mangled mouth

646
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: when he was a kid. But then he has veneers.

647
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: But they don't look fake. They're not like Joe Biden

648
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: or like the politician face. What do you think I

649
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: got the before and after you do? Here we go,

650
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: he's got he's got the sculptures. Here we go. You

651
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: have everything at your disposal right there. Oh look at

652
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: those choppers. Dude, my gosh, this is scary. Yeah, yeah,

653
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: your ship was red dropped him. I'm pissed down. No, sir,

654
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Look at that, dude, your ship

655
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 1: was jacked. No, I mean it's it's normal, normal, normal,

656
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: not so normal. Here. I just had like a I

657
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: got a little I got a little squirrelly key over here.

658
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 1: You shoot water out of the side of your rout.

659
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: That was always my move. I'd be like yeah and

660
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 1: swim practice. I'd be facing one way and shoot the

661
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: water the other and just pretend like I didn't do anything.

662
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love doing that. It's changed over the

663
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 1: last ten years because I you know, I like, as

664
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: an actor, you just you see your face more often

665
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: than I think I would if I wasn't an actor, Right, Like,

666
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: you see an old project you've done, and there's you know,

667
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: there's pictures of there's a lot of photos of you

668
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: over the last decade. Them is just sunset boulevard, ye

669
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: at night. I don't even know that reference. What does

670
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: that mean? You're watching your own movies? Oh sure, but

671
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: my my I used to have a bigger gap in

672
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: between my main two front teeth, and then this this

673
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: over here was smaller. My teeth are are more fakes shifting? Yeah,

674
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 1: they're shifting right, now, yeah, you might need to get

675
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 1: adult adult races, not braces, but like INVISI line kind

676
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: of thing. I'd get invisible line with you guys. We

677
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: all have braces, all of us. I did. I had braces.

678
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: I wish yeah, yeah, I wore rubber bands. Bro oh,

679
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: I had it all. I had the bridge I was.

680
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: My parents also were just like, nah, you're good. You

681
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: don't need the bracest it's hella expensive. Yeah, they were like,

682
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: they're fine. And my brother My brothers have like perfect

683
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: teeth and so do my my parents and they just

684
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: were like, we're not doing it. And I was like,

685
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: all right, thanks, fact yeah yeah, because they're all good.

686
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: I remember after I got my braces off, the fucking

687
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: what the dunce is like, dude, you gotta wear a

688
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: retainer now, I'm like, what the funk? I didn't wear

689
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: that ship at all, and then everything kind of it

690
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: was like my mom was so pissed. That's what happened

691
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 1: to my bottom. My bottom. I got the Will Ferrell

692
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 1: bottom grill right now, because it's like I didn't throw

693
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 1: the retainer on and they all just fucking collapsed. And

694
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: now I get tarder build up in between gums are dying,

695
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: and my gums I've had to get reconstructive surgery on

696
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: my gums. Oh yeah, I had gum grafting all over

697
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: my all over my mouth. When did you get that process? When? Yeah? Yeah,

698
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: when that process they take they scoop. Okay, I mean

699
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: they cut a sample, and didn't you call us? Why

700
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,919
Speaker 1: didn't you tell us all about I'm so sorry. Well

701
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: it's a little if you go under the knife. I

702
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: would like to know, Kyle, I'm worried about you. I

703
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: love you, don't worry. I was awake, I was, I

704
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,959
Speaker 1: was there. It was just a local anesthetics I'm saying,

705
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: is when you cut, when you when you cut your

706
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,400
Speaker 1: outside Yeah, I was there. You face time us and

707
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: you were sending videos and text messages and it was

708
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: like we were along for the ride. So this was

709
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: pre that. So apologies, but can we see your gum?

710
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean they're all they're thank you a

711
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,959
Speaker 1: nice pink, healthy color now. But before they were having

712
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: some trouble. So what they do is they take off

713
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: the roof of your mouth. They cut pieces of gum

714
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: because that grows back hella quick right there, right, and

715
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: then they fucking he fucking stitches it on right in

716
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: here and then it grows together. And so that's what

717
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: it is. Holy sh it, that's what happened to me.

718
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 1: Science rules, dude. Yeah, I had to do it like

719
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: sucking five or six times. Bro. Really it keeps getting bad. No,

720
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: it was just all over the mouth. Oh my god. Yeah. Up.

721
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: And is that because you like don't brush your teeth

722
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: or something or what or it's just like degenerative, Okay,

723
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: you only have to brustom in the morning, you're absolutely addecate. No,

724
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: it's because I get I really am susceptible to plaque

725
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: build up because of all the pockets from my crooked

726
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: teeth because I didn't wear my retainer. It really does

727
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: come back to that, and it it's like I got

728
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: deep pockets up in the corners of my teeth, you know.

729
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: And they say that's why I got a flost. Is

730
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: this to take back? Do you want to take it back?

731
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: I'll take back all the nights I didn't flost. I

732
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: remember thinking like I wanted braces so badly. I wanted uh,

733
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: I wanted braces so badly as a kid. And I

734
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: remember thinking, like specifically girls with braces, like if they

735
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: were rocking like a blue and a white and it

736
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: just sort of popped. I was like, damn, was that

737
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: your school colors kind of thing? Now it's just like

738
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: two of my favorite colors. I'm like, I think they

739
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: look good together. I remember kids would do school colors

740
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: or like the they would be like the bowls, like

741
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,720
Speaker 1: black and red. Oh yeah, yeah, it was so dope.

742
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: I did yellow and it just didn't work out. Like

743
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 1: everybody thought. I had hell popcorn in my teeth. Your corn,

744
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: you got hell of corn and your blake with this

745
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: little did they call you fetus in a very under

746
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: underdeveloped When I got the Veneers, the guy goes, all right,

747
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: so here's the deal, Like I can give you veneers

748
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: and you'll have new teeth in uh two weeks, or

749
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: you can do braces and you'll be set in like

750
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: eighteen months. And I just moved to l A and

751
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: was like a young man, and I was like, do

752
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: I want to be meeting the people I meet for

753
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: the rest of my life? Which is like fucking a

754
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: metal mouth and looking back now, so I should have

755
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 1: had it because then I would have been like booking

756
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: high school like shows and stuff like this dude's got braces.

757
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: He looks insane. But now, like braces are childally totally

758
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: different from when we were in high school. Now like

759
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: a little oozy verniball, just get them just to like

760
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 1: have braces. That's what I was just thinking about with

761
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: that edition and the member. Why does that make it

762
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: different from high school? I think he's just a rich person. No,

763
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: like they get braces to have braces, not as like

764
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: an oral to fix your teeth. He's he's a extravagant

765
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: what's the words. It's a fashion that's a fashion choice

766
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: right at that point, and I was like, oh, buy

767
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: does that make braces different? One guy wears braces as

768
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: like a thing. Yeah, so why are braces different? I'm

769
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: with you, are braces different? I mean they had to

770
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: the new school, and I remember behind the teeth for

771
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: a little bit, but I haven't seen that for a while.

772
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: I think they're much more comfortable, Like I don't know,

773
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: I remember, like I'm not in I don't think we

774
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 1: had a kid in class that had like headgear. Remember

775
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: fucking like seeing like movies with like headgear, Like yeah,

776
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: but you sleep in that. People would wear some headgear

777
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: to school every once in a while. Really Yeah, people

778
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 1: would rock some headgear. You take that hat off right now. Yeah,

779
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: Blake doesn't remember. We've already established that he has no

780
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: recollection of middle school. Even you. I knew the rollerbag kid,

781
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 1: and you guys tried to out me, and that dude

782
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: was real. Rollerbag Robbie is real, dude. First of all,

783
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: they didn't even come out when we were in middle school.

784
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: That's not even the roller bags weren't a thing. Don't

785
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 1: stop on the roller bags again. I'm interested. I'm more

786
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: interested in this fashion choice of putting braces on your teeth.

787
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: Like I'm actually very well. Hear me out. If us

788
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: a line or a brace or a real brace company

789
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: wants to hook us up, wants to hook us up,

790
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: can we all get braces for the podcast? Dude? I

791
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: would I would get braces again. Yeah, I'd fix my bottom.

792
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: Here's what I do know. They're doing braces twice now.

793
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: They're doing them. Hella young, We're like to like set

794
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: your teeth straight, and then they'll do the like in

795
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: elementary school, and then they'll do it again later in

796
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: high school for like a little bit. That's what I've

797
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: heard where wild stuff. Hey man, these dentists know what

798
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: they're doing. Maybe you know what they're actually orthodontists, like

799
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 1: early take back from me. Yeah, I feel like every

800
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: time I have a I go to a dentist in

801
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: Burbank and I like the guy. He's great, But every

802
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 1: time I go in that never does everything I want

803
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: him to do. He's always like, you have to come

804
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: back again in three days. And then I come back

805
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: in three days and he's like, you actually have to

806
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: come back again in a week for what. What's crazy

807
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 1: is it takes you six months to get that one appointment.

808
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: Whenever you book an appointment, they're like, we can see

809
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: you in three months, and then they're like, hey, can

810
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: you come back in two days? What are they doing?

811
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: Are they giving you a crown? Like no, no, no,

812
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: it's just like a teeth cleaning. And then I I

813
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 1: wear a night guard at night because I'm a grinder,

814
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: and uh so they gotta fit you for the thing,

815
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: and they could never do it in one one time.

816
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: They have to like spread it out over three times.

817
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: And I think it's just a I think it's just

818
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: him trying to get that cash or your teeth are decaying.

819
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: I did a nightguard for a while and I just

820
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: took it off. I stopped. I was like, I'm done

821
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: putting this thing in my mouth. It's gross because you're

822
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: a grinder grinding. I was, if I don't wear mine

823
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 1: my mouth the next day is like it hurts. You

824
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 1: can like tis little pieces of your tooth. Yeah, because

825
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: are Yeah, I think like in the middle of the night,

826
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think you grind hard. Your body's fighting

827
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: the fucking sleep does your own probably exactly like your

828
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: your body is still ready to go and wired the

829
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: funk up. Well, you just did the pre workout at

830
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: nine pm. It's the pre workout and adderall i'd take

831
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: before bed. Okay, you guys have any apologies, takebacks or giveaways.

832
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I judge you about your sleeping thing. I'm

833
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: just trying to save your Okay, I appreciately. I guess

834
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 1: I'll start off. I'll take I mean, I don't want

835
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: to take it back fully, but I do feel kind

836
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: of bad for saying cunt hair over and over and

837
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: over again here on this podcast. No, no, just to

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Speaker 1: that poor like the person trying to run the business.

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Speaker 1: It just was Prank calls are rough like they're they're

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Speaker 1: funny as fun but they also there is a distinct

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Speaker 1: butt of the joke. There is a victim. Dirty secret

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Speaker 1: is they can hang up at at any moment and

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Speaker 1: they never do. Yeah that's true. Well because you know what,

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Speaker 1: it brings like some joy to their lives as well,

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Speaker 1: because these people are sad and bored and yeah, well

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Speaker 1: they're just like working at this store. They're you know,

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Speaker 1: they're probably pretty fucking bored. You're like, yeah, sure, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna pretend he doesn't. He isn't saying coun hair right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pretend like he's saying something else. Do you

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Speaker 1: guys ever see that video where I guess, like some

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Speaker 1: dude broke up with a woman and um, he put

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Speaker 1: up a post around town where it was like I

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Speaker 1: just dumped this liquor or she dumped me or something.

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Speaker 1: Call her number and do your best wookie impression. And

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Speaker 1: it was it was on the news and she was like,

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Speaker 1: so it's been NonStop for two weeks and she's playing

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Speaker 1: voicemails and it's this guy's calling going whatever, that's a

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Speaker 1: nice that's a nice little ribbing. Don't be that guy.

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Speaker 1: I can't take it back, but I wish I could

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Speaker 1: take back that prank call I did to that nice lady.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I worried you. This is an official apology

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Speaker 1: from Blaine Andy, so please, I hope you didn't lose

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Speaker 1: too much sleep over that. But also I'd like to

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Speaker 1: give flowers to Brittany and Dennis Divine who really got

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Speaker 1: me with with a don't give flowers with an actual

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Speaker 1: call and then a real real life prank when they

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Speaker 1: did around the dinner table because I thought I mutilated

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Speaker 1: a poor middle school kid. I was handcuffed in the backyard.

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Speaker 1: That is a teachable moment. Well done. Did she lord

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Speaker 1: that over you for a little while? I hope she did.

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Speaker 1: Younger sister pulling one over on older brother prankster, Yeah

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Speaker 1: she she still will bring that one up. She she

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Speaker 1: loves that one. She's just like supermad at a party.

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Speaker 1: That Sh'S important. Whatever. I pulled one over on, got you, bit,

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Speaker 1: I got you. Let's see alright, Brett oh Man, alright, guys,

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Speaker 1: that's another episode of you soon.