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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously

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Speaker 1: very crucially important.

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Speaker 2: And we're back.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, you got a bunch of them?

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Speaker 2: Well you missed it.

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Speaker 4: We were all kind of doing it together as a group,

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Speaker 4: and you kind of you, you held out and you

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Speaker 4: wanted your own time to shine.

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Speaker 2: I respect that about you, Blake right.

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Speaker 1: Yep. I'm trying to just kind of segue into my

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Speaker 1: own personal podcast where it's never any speaking from me.

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Speaker 1: It's just sound bites.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'd listen and just you Yep, this is important.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Important's what you bring to the table,

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Speaker 4: mostly for our podcast as well, So I think you'd

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Speaker 4: be pretty good.

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Speaker 2: No speaking.

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Speaker 4: It kind of you know, from listening to our podcast.

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Speaker 4: My attention kind of dips when you're telling a story

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Speaker 4: or doing something.

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Speaker 2: But once you hit that button, fire baby.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that's true.

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Speaker 1: Hey, and guys, guess what we're bad?

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Speaker 3: And who is that?

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Speaker 1: That was some guy from like the Longhorns. I just

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Speaker 1: googled We're back.

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Speaker 3: Just some college football.

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Speaker 5: Player, Yeah, they like got gymnist. I don't know, it

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Speaker 5: could be any any.

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Speaker 2: To any sport in Texas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they were back at the rings. They

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Speaker 1: were competitors once again.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, the rings look so fucking hard. I don't

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Speaker 5: know about those things.

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Speaker 1: They look hard as hell.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, hey, Jersey, where's my snare? Yeah that now I

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Speaker 6: have no snare on my headphone.

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Speaker 5: So before we.

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Speaker 7: Started, Blake was playing us some new cuts from the

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Speaker 7: soundboard and I was like, where are you gonna use

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Speaker 7: the where's my snare? What where does that come in?

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Speaker 7: And he said, you'll see right up top.

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Speaker 6: Where's my snare?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna use it the whole entire time.

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Speaker 5: Where's my snare?

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Speaker 4: Eminem sounds like when you just hear Eminem's voice and

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Speaker 4: he's not rapping or you know, doing in a song,

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Speaker 4: he sounds like a bitch.

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Speaker 2: You know, It's like, where's my snare?

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Speaker 6: I have no snare on my headphone.

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Speaker 2: I have no snare. I have no snare in my headphones.

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Speaker 3: This is a little diva.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like that to you. You sound a little

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Speaker 5: bit more vulnerable than Eminem sounds in that clip.

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Speaker 2: You don't have a snare and I want one?

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Speaker 3: Did Adam do that? I thought that was just the

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Speaker 3: soundboard to.

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Speaker 2: Get see that's how good of an impression, is TI him?

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Speaker 5: Listen? See that's Adam Adams, the one that's like whining.

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Speaker 5: Now isn't where's my snare?

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Speaker 8: Bro?

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Speaker 3: That's basically says, give me my snare?

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Speaker 5: Okay, now, Adam go, where's my snare?

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Speaker 3: No, Adam go.

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Speaker 1: That would be a really cool way for a rap

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Speaker 1: song to start, just a rapper throwing a fit to

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Speaker 1: the sound technician.

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Speaker 2: Just just supposed to have a snare right there?

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Speaker 5: Turn it out.

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Speaker 1: Why isn't there water in here? Okay? Go?

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Speaker 2: First of all, there's no snare.

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Speaker 9: There's no snare in my headphones, And like the cushion

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Speaker 9: on the ear is like kind of okay, drop the beat.

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Speaker 9: All I'm saying is it's still it's still soggy from

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Speaker 9: when Busta was in here.

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Speaker 2: It's still soggy.

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Speaker 7: So I need to do a little net thing in

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Speaker 7: the front it. This thing is super funky.

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Speaker 5: It's foul.

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Speaker 1: Where's my snare?

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Speaker 5: It just smells. No, it's fine, it's fine. It just

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Speaker 5: smells a little weird. That's it. It's just it's just

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Speaker 5: a smell. I can't wrap with the smell.

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Speaker 1: It's a smell, and then just a wet nap.

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Speaker 7: I bet there are outtakes, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 7: like where there. It's not on the album, but for

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Speaker 7: sure somebody has been recording. When someone's like, uh, does

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Speaker 7: anyone have like a siqurettes or like a lozenge of

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, hot tea?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, straight up? I just pooped my pants, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Y'all motherfuckers, y'all. Can I get some earl gray in

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Speaker 2: this bitch?

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Speaker 5: For real?

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Speaker 2: Though, I'm feeling those scratchy local honey.

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Speaker 7: Who let that guy in here? I'm trying to wrap

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Speaker 7: in this. This man is in you have.

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Speaker 6: No snare in my head.

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Speaker 2: Can I get some earl gray in this bitch?

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Speaker 5: Yes, somebody get him the tea and get him out

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Speaker 5: of here. I've got hot bars.

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Speaker 1: It's just the janitor right before.

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Speaker 5: That's the wrapper, right, get him out of here. I'm

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Speaker 5: ready to spit.

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Speaker 2: But then that's how they found jaw Rule.

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Speaker 4: He was just sweeping and he was like, Yo, can

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Speaker 4: I get some earl gray in this bitch?

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Speaker 5: It was jaw Rule hunting. That's hell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, this is great. Jada Kiss was in

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Speaker 1: here right before this and threw up all over the booth,

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Speaker 1: and I had to mop that ship up.

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Speaker 4: For days, and they're like, wait, come on, you say

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Speaker 4: I said, I said mont that ship up.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, Okay, all right, we like that that ship up.

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Speaker 5: Mocked that ship up.

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Speaker 7: Okay, all right, right, I do want to hear like

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Speaker 7: Buster rhymes just explaining his ibs to somebody who's never

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Speaker 7: heard it before. It's like, it's, uh, you're about irritable

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Speaker 7: bowel syndrome, basically like I just shipped my pants at

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Speaker 7: any moment, and it's a real thing.

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Speaker 3: Never just damn j J Right.

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Speaker 5: Okay, bust, we're about to play the bacha.

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Speaker 3: Okay, just put your hands in my eyes can see.

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Speaker 5: I can't. I'm holding the dukie.

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Speaker 1: In I think you're leaning on the button. Put put

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Speaker 1: your hands where my eyes can see because you're hitting

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Speaker 1: something in there.

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Speaker 5: Wait, that's good. Wait, okay, give me some good.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 6: Where's my snare?

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Speaker 3: That's dangerous?

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Speaker 1: Okay. I had a drum set in here, and I

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Speaker 1: think somebody moved the snare.

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Speaker 6: Where's my snare?

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Speaker 4: And then Buss is like, yo, let me get flip

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Speaker 4: mode in here, and everyone's like, nah, we're good. Just

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Speaker 4: you just you busta all flip mode. Uh, yeah, can

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Speaker 4: I get all the flip mode in here? And and

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Speaker 4: the producer's like, nah, just you.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Well then past the cavassie. It's time to wrap. Wait,

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Speaker 7: that's good.

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Speaker 1: I love as I E. Bulls. They're probably my favorite

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Speaker 1: breakfast And where the where the hell did those things

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Speaker 1: come from? They weren't around when I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: Now there every one.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk to the public system a s

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Speaker 2: i E. Because they're doing great work.

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Speaker 1: I love that Amazon fruit let me tell you, or berryer.

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Speaker 2: They really it's a berry berries, not fruits. Yeah, they're

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Speaker 2: fruit berries, the fruit berries.

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Speaker 1: Fruits and berries is a berry of fruit?

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Speaker 5: Berries of fruit?

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Speaker 7: Oh we got our podcast title? Is a berry of fruit?

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Speaker 7: Be sure and tune into that. Strawberries a fruit? Yeah,

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Speaker 7: blueberries a fruit?

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Speaker 5: What are you?

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Speaker 2: Is a berry of fruit?

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Speaker 5: Did you know that a kiwi is a berry?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: We're learning a lot. We're learning a lot about each other.

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Speaker 4: We don't know what fruits are, don't know how to

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Speaker 4: tell time, I can't speak.

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Speaker 7: Remember when you had your first kiwi and it was

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Speaker 7: like it was all furry on the outside, so you're like,

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Speaker 7: all right, what is this? But then you get on

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Speaker 7: that inside That's pretty damn good, isn't it. Wait, dude,

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Speaker 7: do you know that? Do you eat the I eat

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Speaker 7: the skin on the kiwi?

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Speaker 5: Well? Did you know that? Have any guys ever done that?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 5: Laugh?

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Speaker 3: Gross?

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Speaker 5: Yummy? Why what?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Why do you eat the fur? Why do you eat

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Speaker 1: the fur of the skin?

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Speaker 5: You don't because I got sick of cutting it. And

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Speaker 5: then I saw this pa in an assistant up in Canada,

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Speaker 5: up in Toronto. She was like, I just eat the

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Speaker 5: whole thing. And I was like, what do it? And

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Speaker 7: She was like, watch, I'm gonna get Kyle to eat

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Speaker 7: the whole thing. I just have to eat it once.

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Speaker 2: I eat the whole thing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I looked it up and it's fine. He

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Speaker 5: actually got a lot of them.

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Speaker 7: Fine, but like the outside doesn't taste good.

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Speaker 5: No, it's awesome. You eat the rhine of a watermelon.

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Speaker 5: It's so dope because you snap right into it.

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Speaker 1: You could keep the hair on ribs.

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Speaker 7: Hey, I want my ribs the hair on. Thank you,

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Speaker 7: No barbecue.

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Speaker 4: I eat the rhine of a watermelon. I eat all

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Speaker 4: that ship Why it's delicious, it's great.

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Speaker 7: It's not delicious, Adam, the rhine of You're gonna go

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Speaker 7: on record saying the rhine the rhine of a watermelon.

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Speaker 3: I think it's rhine, I know, but he said rhyme.

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Speaker 1: We wild stuff.

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Speaker 2: However, you say rh rhyme.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's not delicious.

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Speaker 3: It's for sure not good to me.

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Speaker 5: I like it, so you would eat?

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Speaker 7: No, I want to ask you this question, would you

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Speaker 7: eat if someone had a bowl of just the rine,

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Speaker 7: you'd be like, oh, I'll have that.

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Speaker 5: That's the.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if if it depends on if I

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Speaker 2: was hungry or not.

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Speaker 1: But okay, he's hungry, he's gone.

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Speaker 3: Well, wait, hold on, let's say this. Let's say this.

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Speaker 7: You're in this scenario, Adam, you're hungry.

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Speaker 2: Okay, then ya pumped?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Then absolutely so he's eating it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean, I guess delicious is the wrong word.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry that threw you for a fucking loopter I

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Speaker 4: said delicious and you got spun out of control.

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Speaker 7: It's a very specific word.

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Speaker 3: It's not delicious.

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Speaker 5: Well, why don't you cry about it?

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Speaker 2: I like it.

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Speaker 5: I like it.

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Speaker 4: When I eat a watermelon and I get to the end,

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Speaker 4: I'm like, guess, what, baby, I'm not stopping.

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Speaker 10: Blake is strong, Yeah, but then there's just juices all

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Speaker 7: Like, if you're company and you you've been thrown away

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I doubt it. Maybe if you salt it, well.

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Speaker 5: You know what, I you know what, it's salted Bob.

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Speaker 5: As a lot of people playing Animal Crossing, you.

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Speaker 5: Them both?

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Speaker 1: No. I decided to play video games and get good

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Speaker 2: But it's Animal Crossing. That's not even like a real

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Speaker 4: I understand when people play like a Call of Duty

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Speaker 10: Pretend he's me yeah, or me, pretend I'm anders Home

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Speaker 10: or Kyle Nuichek or Adam Devine, who were you know,

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Speaker 5: You know you could even you could even pretend like

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Speaker 7: Obviously we're super deep into video games, but like, this

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Speaker 4: This is forty man, things all slow down when you're forty.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I don't know. There's probably no way I could

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Speaker 2: But blake your reality is pretty pretty dope, you know

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Speaker 4: Worked on some scripts some TV shows, then you could,

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Speaker 5: To, Like you could even sell the bells, real life

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Speaker 2: You're in a position that you can live in animal

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is all hitting too real for Blake right now.

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Speaker 2: He's like, oh shit, I'm sorry, mama.

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Speaker 7: If I know, If I know Blake and I think

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's giving me anxiety. It's making me want to

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Speaker 5: He's like, that just seems like a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 5: Is that why you're laughing? You're giggling because you're nervous, Like.

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Speaker 1: Every time I laugh is out of nervous, is because

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Speaker 2: You're so nervous. On all of our podcasts, Friendship, oh Man, Fringe.

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Speaker 5: Finish, what's up?

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Speaker 1: My best friends, my best friend.

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Speaker 4: I'm mother fucking best friends friends friend, my best friend,

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Speaker 4: my best friend.

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Speaker 2: My mother fucking best friend.

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Speaker 5: Is my best friend. I wish I had my tamourine

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Speaker 5: for this is my best friend.

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Speaker 6: That's my best friend.

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Speaker 5: Oh got remix.

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Speaker 1: Megan the Stallion comes in.

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Speaker 5: Okay, good job.

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Speaker 2: Do you think Megan the Stallion stole that from us?

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Speaker 2: Do you think she works for us?

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Speaker 4: And now heard our other bits and she was like,

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Speaker 2: Yeses, absolutely, she.

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Speaker 7: Used to be Megan Meghan the Comedian. She did oh,

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Speaker 1: Yes, I remember that. She was very funny too.

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Speaker 5: Megan the Comedian. That's tight.

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Speaker 1: Have we ever played the Best Friend's track on the pod?

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Speaker 1: Should we like throw to it and come back play

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Speaker 1: it for the people?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, let's play it. Okay early early music for

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Speaker 5: y'all if you're waking up, here's some music for y'all.

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Speaker 1: This one's for all the best friends out there.

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Speaker 4: If you're waking up, or even if it's even if

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Speaker 2: Whatever you're doing. We feel you know you should think.

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Speaker 4: About your best friends and after this, if you're not

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Speaker 4: currently like living with your best friends and seeing them

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Speaker 4: all the time, give them a shout, give them a call. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: give them what I love about this podcast. I get

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Speaker 4: to see my best friends all the time. Okay, roll

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Speaker 4: that beautiful bean footage.

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Speaker 5: Blaze, even if it's at midnight, have fun.

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Speaker 2: Looking at we know, watching.

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Speaker 5: Rain fall down, eating for my best friend.

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Speaker 1: But it's now around.

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Speaker 5: I can't wait.

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Speaker 7: I can't see you.

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Speaker 11: I'm picked up from figs.

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Speaker 2: You can't have a barbecue and you tell me.

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Speaker 12: My best friend, my best friend, my best friend. I'll

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Speaker 12: tell you that I was my best friend, my best friend,

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Speaker 5: You're just thinking about you and begs me want to cry.

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Speaker 1: This is so much since you've been away of the

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Speaker 1: I just think you are really cool dude. Sometimes that

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Speaker 13: bass frowd until that I know my best friend young,

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Speaker 12: Until that, my fast friend, my best friend, my best friend.

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Speaker 13: My fast friend you on my fast cram young my

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Speaker 1: How about that song, man, I wrote a lot of

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Speaker 1: fond memories of that song. It's given us a lot

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Speaker 1: of mileage. We've performed it on Conan, Conan O'Brien.

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Speaker 5: We did, Yes, well, Conan played the guitar for it

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Speaker 5: on Can We Do This?

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Speaker 7: I almost did this on Instagram yesterday and then I

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Speaker 5: Day, yes we should okay into it. Holy fucking shit, Conan, oh.

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Speaker 4: Brian, Yeah, he's the best, the absolute man. Well, he

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 7: I'm not even talking about like associated to us and

452
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,120
Speaker 7: like the favors he's done for us. I'm talking about

453
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,120
Speaker 7: like this dude wrote on S and L way back

454
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,840
Speaker 7: in the day, influencing us in ways we didn't even

455
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,440
Speaker 7: know right then. Writing on the Simpsons. I wasn't a

456
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,320
Speaker 7: huge Simpsons guy, but I respect the.

457
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Speaker 3: Fuck out of the show.

458
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,440
Speaker 7: And then his talk show fucking blew my mind. I

459
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,520
Speaker 7: watched it every night in high school and college. Unfucking real.

460
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, the dude is great.

461
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,480
Speaker 1: Yes, I would stay up very late to watch his

462
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,320
Speaker 1: show just because, like the sketches were so insane, and

463
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,960
Speaker 1: also I felt like the guests that would come on

464
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,399
Speaker 1: knew that you could get really wild. And that was

465
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,320
Speaker 1: what was cool about us going on this show is

466
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,200
Speaker 1: you know, he allowed us to do whatever the hell

467
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,440
Speaker 1: we want. We did wizards there, we did best friends.

468
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Speaker 4: I want to say thank you to the listeners sticking

469
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:25,680
Speaker 4: with us. I had a family issue. My father, my father.

470
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,520
Speaker 5: My fat dad.

471
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,440
Speaker 4: My fat dad is fat a little now. He just

472
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,840
Speaker 4: recently gained like twenty pounds.

473
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is great. Yeah, he got a little

474
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,280
Speaker 2: fat all of a sudden.

475
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Speaker 5: We love it.

476
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:37,480
Speaker 1: He's living.

477
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Speaker 3: He was a little hefty back in the day.

478
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,679
Speaker 4: Then back in the day, then he lost like fifty

479
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,760
Speaker 4: sixty pounds and got all shredded up, right, and then

480
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,719
Speaker 4: he's recently put on like twenty pounds.

481
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Speaker 2: But it's good because he just got the cancer. So

482
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,160
Speaker 2: he got the cancer.

483
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,080
Speaker 5: Spit take on Blake on that one.

484
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,040
Speaker 2: He got the cancer and the.

485
00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,680
Speaker 4: Doctors like pomped on his little extra puff. She's like, oh,

486
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 4: hell yeah, bitch. And this I I'm quoting him verbatim.

487
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, this is a doctor in Venice.

488
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 1: These are the best people.

489
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:10,639
Speaker 5: What's up?

490
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,720
Speaker 7: I'm doctor Malibu.

491
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 2: This is a cool doctor.

492
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, bitch. This is the same guy I

493
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 3: got my weed card from.

494
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:17,159
Speaker 5: Yo.

495
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, bitch, look at this chunky mug.

496
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,680
Speaker 1: You got the cancer.

497
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 2: You're gonna beat the shit out of this cancer brag?

498
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 7: Uh? Can I pull out the deep dive card and

499
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 7: make you talk more about your straight cat?

500
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,040
Speaker 3: Jessica?

501
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 8: Yeah?

502
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 5: So that yeah?

503
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 1: So you know how I used to do a paper

504
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 1: out every morning when I was a youngster. That was

505
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,679
Speaker 1: the morning routine nineteen years old? Or was this really cute,

506
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 1: like furry brown cat that would roll up every single

507
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 1: morning like and watch me wrap the papers? And I

508
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,200
Speaker 1: was like, wrap, this cat is the nicest cat I've

509
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 1: ever met.

510
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 2: And I love this cat.

511
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 1: But she had tons of dreadlocks, like tons of dreads

512
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 1: in her hair, like a like straight up Bay Area

513
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,640
Speaker 1: and shake them dreads.

514
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:00,880
Speaker 5: That's cool.

515
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 2: So that cat probably smokes weed. That sounds like a cool, cool,

516
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 2: cut down ass cat.

517
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 1: Ye, definitely smoking grape. But yeah, so I eventually, like hello,

518
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,360
Speaker 1: decided one morning to kind of like help her out.

519
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Speaker 13: Well.

520
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 1: I started to feed her and then like cut the

521
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 1: clumps out of her hair, and then she kind of

522
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 1: just kept hanging around the house.

523
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 3: What you were giving a stray cat of haircut?

524
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, she had big old like lumps, like huge

525
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,399
Speaker 1: dreadlocks in her like lovely lady lumps.

526
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 2: Check her out.

527
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 5: The things that you just said that you liked you

528
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 5: cut out. No, you just said you liked it.

529
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think she was super high. She like

530
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 1: she had a beautiful coat. Once you like cleaned her

531
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Speaker 1: up a little bit.

532
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Speaker 5: I thought this had smoked weed. We hold on a minute,

533
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 5: what's going on?

534
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 2: The coat was so beautiful in the cat?

535
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 5: Okay, this was you just you.

536
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 7: You were like, I'm gonna bring scissors for tomorrow. I'm

537
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,679
Speaker 7: gonna give this cat of haircut.

538
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 1: How old were you when this was happening, Blake, Ooh,

539
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 1: I'm in junior high So whatever age that would be.

540
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,959
Speaker 2: That's like somewhere like twelve thirteen, yeah, twelve thirteen, fourteen.

541
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Speaker 7: You don't know what age that that's what six whatever

542
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 7: those things are, they go to those schools.

543
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 1: Motherfuck you don't tell time?

544
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 5: All right? Yeah, fair enough?

545
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: No, I dude, Well, I'm I'm folding my papers on

546
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,160
Speaker 1: my porch. So it's not like the scissors are very

547
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: far away.

548
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was definitely part of it.

549
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't like a I'm bringing my scissors to

550
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: this alleyway. She's coming to my front porch every morning

551
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,399
Speaker 1: to be like, yo, you're starting a paper route and

552
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, what up right?

553
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 5: And when you have a paper route, you have scissors

554
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 5: just to cut the bands off of it. Sure it's there, Sure, Okay.

555
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 5: To Blake's credit, I'm now visualizing this completely. I still

556
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 5: don't understand why you cut them off when you said

557
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 5: that that was the best part about this gut.

558
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: I don't think that animals like having I don't know, maybe,

559
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: but it seems like animals don't like having big old

560
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 1: clumps of Are.

561
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 3: You familiar with the pulley or the common door dogs?

562
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 2: I'm not.

563
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: Is that how they naturally settle natural dreads?

564
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 7: Oh but I guess you're in charge and you would

565
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 7: just shave those dogs bear.

566
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 3: Hide your dogs. Here comes Blake Anderson.

567
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, my neighbor had this tree

568
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,199
Speaker 2: with all these little berries on my.

569
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 5: Favorite things, poison berries. No, I'm into it. Yeah, Adam,

570
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 5: can you hear us.

571
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 2: Adam, I'm trying to talk you motherfuckers wanting to shut

572
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 2: the fuck up.

573
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 5: I just heard it.

574
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to get into this conversation for the last

575
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 2: ten minutes.

576
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 5: When he was a kid, I'm good, damn we were.

577
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 7: He my man had a story about neighbors and berries,

578
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 7: and I'm trying to hear.

579
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 2: And I had a really good neighbors and berry story.

580
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 7: But I also think he's told this story on the podcast.

581
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 1: That's possible.

582
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 2: Well, then you tell it, motherfucker.

583
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 7: Because he's like someone was poisoning him or he was

584
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 7: poisoning people.

585
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 1: Oh, he started to make jellies out of the okay.

586
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 2: And I might have told this story before.

587
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 4: But my neighbor had a berry tree and I plucked

588
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 4: off all the berries and I found out if you

589
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 4: squished it, it made like a ghak situation. And I

590
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 4: sold it to all my neighborhood kids and everyone got

591
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 4: really really sick.

592
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 5: Right right.

593
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 2: No deaths, No someone diede No, I didn't kill it.

594
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 5: They all died.

595
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 2: No, and everyone in my neighborhood died. It was a

596
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 2: mass dat.

597
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 7: Hulu's doing a documentary on it now, Adam, what would

598
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 7: happen if they did die? Would you go to print?

599
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 7: Would you go to prison? If as a kid, how

600
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 7: old were you like?

601
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 5: Ten? Eight?

602
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 13: Nine? Yeah?

603
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 7: It was like a probably eight or interesting if you

604
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 7: were eight years old and poisoned like twelve kids by

605
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 7: just making like a drink out of berries, is that

606
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 7: like involuntary manslaughter or what?

607
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, this.

608
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 2: I feel like you would definitely get, for sure get spankings.

609
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 2: I feel like I for sure like bare bottom, you'd get.

610
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 4: Some bare bottom spankings from a judge, and they would

611
00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 4: in Iowa, they would.

612
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 2: You'd be convicted with thirty spankings for sure.

613
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, similar in Conquered.

614
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a similar vibe.

615
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 4: That's why I liked Conquered so much, because I'm like, oh,

616
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 4: I like this. I feel like you're gonna make some

617
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 4: good friends here, some good lifelong friends here. And also

618
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 4: you can easily buy myth anywhere. That's the vibe that

619
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 4: I got from Conquered that I also get from Waterloo.

620
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 5: Alight, my man is back.

621
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 2: That's the vibe.

622
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 4: That's the vibe I get from where I grew up

623
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 4: in Waterloo, Waiowa. Is the same vibe I got from Conquered.

624
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 4: I'm like gonna there's some good people here. We're gonna

625
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 4: make some great friends.

626
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 5: When I was growing up, I found it hard to

627
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 5: buy meth. Is that true?

628
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 3: Do you get a similar vibe?

629
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 5: I do.

630
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 4: I get a very similar vibe from where I grew

631
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 4: up until I moved to Omaha, which Omaha is a

632
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 4: little bit bigger of a city, so different vibe. But

633
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 4: where I grew up in Waterloo, very similar vibe to Conquered.

634
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 4: And even I would say even the suburbs of where

635
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 4: I grew up in Omaha was a similar vibe. And

636
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 4: you know a lot of uh oh, here we go,

637
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 4: like chain right restaurants and uh cool die bars and

638
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 4: suburban kids, yeah there we go. Yeah, and readily available

639
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 4: meth amphetamine.

640
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 13: Right.

641
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 5: That's the part that I'm going to have to.

642
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 3: Stop on that one.

643
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,959
Speaker 1: Did you find a meth dealer while you were at

644
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: our childhood hometown?

645
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, dude, I just remember being in that one

646
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 4: shitty dive bar that we're all in, and I'm like, oh,

647
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 4: I bet when you.

648
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 5: Came up here for Thanksgiving you were just jones in

649
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 5: for math and you couldn't find it. You were up

650
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 5: here for like three or four days, and we were

651
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 5: drunk the whole time.

652
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 4: I'll say, right now, I've never done meth, but if

653
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 4: you guys all want to do meth, I'll.

654
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 2: Do meth with you guys.

655
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 3: If we do it on the pod, I'll do it.

656
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 2: But we have to do it together.

657
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 4: It's just the fastest podcast of all time. We're just

658
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 4: dead sprinting through. We thought we did an hour. It

659
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 4: was fifteen minutes. We're all sweating.

660
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we're done. I think we're done here.

661
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 7: We should only we should do math and then do

662
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 7: all of our advertisements.

663
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 1: That would actually be cool. That would probably push some product.

664
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 5: Off the rails. Yeah.

665
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 1: Man, I'm in the process of moving out of my home,

666
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: so I have been packing up my stuff, and what

667
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: I've realized is that I am a stuff guy. It

668
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 1: just so happens that all my stuff is completely worthless

669
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: to anybody except myself.

670
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you're a collection.

671
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 5: He's a collector, he's a hoarder.

672
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 7: I like, those are not that's not stuff. Those are things,

673
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 7: to be clear.

674
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 5: Okay, so if you're a hoarder, if you're a hoarder,

675
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 5: you're after things like those are my things. Don't take

676
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 5: my things right right, right right? Don't you want to

677
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 5: have your bear? You gotta have your bear. Your lipstick?

678
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 5: Look at that lipstick.

679
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: So so you're saying that stuff carries value in the

680
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: society we live in, and then things are basically stuff

681
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: you can buy at goodwill and things like because that's.

682
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 5: What I have. No, I was kind of I was

683
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 5: kind of just I was kind of just talking. Yeah,

684
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 5: he was.

685
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 2: I can tell he's just trying to say stuff.

686
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 5: If you are following, it's like things are stuff that

687
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 5: have lost their value. That's what I think he was.

688
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 7: And by the way, Adam, I wasn't trying to say stuff.

689
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 7: I was trying to say something.

690
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm so good viewsed, So.

691
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 5: Things okay, stuff things stuffed, things.

692
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 2: Going all right.

693
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 4: Well, that being said, it seemed like and I'm acrossing

694
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 4: a little bit of a waste of time. But fun,

695
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 4: I do things that are waste of time, you know.

696
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 4: I jerk off all the time.

697
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 3: Baby, as he checks his mirrors.

698
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 4: Thereby the second Chloe's not around. I'm jerking off.

699
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 3: Wow, well you used to fuck couches, so you've come

700
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 3: a long way.

701
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 4: So that's kind of my waste of time that like

702
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 4: half I'll be halfway through a session, a real crank down,

703
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 4: and I'm like, man, you could have been doing.

704
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 2: You wasted half the day. This is six hours of

705
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 2: your life that.

706
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 5: You waste on the powers. But what is going on

707
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 5: when I crank?

708
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 2: I cranked down? Boy, it's a little.

709
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 4: Actually showed Chloe the Wizard clip not too terribly long ago,

710
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 4: because I was telling because she like honestly really likes

711
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 4: the Wizards.

712
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 2: The Wizards is it's not us, but it's our friends

713
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 2: from an alternate realm.

714
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 4: I think I mentioned, yeah that they've opened a podle

715
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 4: and they kind of look similar to us if you

716
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 4: look in the.

717
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 2: Eyes and look past the beards. But yeah, there's similar

718
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 2: vibes to us.

719
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 5: If you look past the elastic straps holding the beards up.

720
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you look past that, it might look similar

721
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 2: to us, but it's not.

722
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 5: They're us.

723
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 2: And I showed Chloe the album.

724
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 4: She loved it, and then I was like, yeah, when

725
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 4: we did it on Conan just said it briefly and

726
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 4: She was like, say what now, and I played her

727
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 4: that clip and she was like, holy shit, this is

728
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 4: absolutely insane.

729
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 3: We had dancers, you guys were super famous rapper and.

730
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 2: I said, no, it wasn't us, it was the Wizards.

731
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

732
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: Well, one of the coolest things about that performance is

733
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: we asked Conan if we could have like a flame

734
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: throwing dragon and they were like, yes, I don't see

735
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: if that's possible, And sure enough, watch the clip. It

736
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: was a reality.

737
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 5: It was awesome. And he like, didn't you say the

738
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 5: guys from Workaholics Last Minute couldn't be here? Yeah? Yeah,

739
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 5: because we couldn't. Because we couldn't because we couldn't be there,

740
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 5: and so our friends. Yeah, and so our friends had

741
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 5: to come in from the alternate universe and do the song. Yeah.

742
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: I still think one of our greatest ideas that we

743
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: haven't done yet but it's still on the table is

744
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: asking the Wizards to do a Up and Smoke esque

745
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: type of hip hop tour. It would be very cool

746
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: stage show with the Wizards.

747
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 7: So the Up and Smoke tour was like several different acts, right,

748
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 7: like rappers, So who is joining the Wizards?

749
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 5: Well, the thing about what he's taking from the Huff

750
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 5: and Smoke tour is the theatrics. Everybody had their own

751
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 5: like set, everybody had their own that's what you're taking

752
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 5: from it.

753
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, we could also ask like Chuck

754
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: English if he wants to like come on a track,

755
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 1: like do it.

756
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 2: I say, here's what we do. Here's what we do.

757
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 4: Guys, we get we asked Chuck English, We have to

758
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 4: ask the Wizards first, we ask Eminem obviously the Wizards. Yeah,

759
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 4: we reach out to Chuck English and Eminem.

760
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 5: Eminem and MGK and whoever gets back to us first.

761
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 2: Whoever gets back to us first, they get the slot.

762
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 7: So we had up Maclamore, who was who like announced

763
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 7: he was going to do a Wizard album and then

764
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 7: kind of just what happened.

765
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 5: I remember seeing that, like he.

766
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 7: Must have gotten ten tweets about it from people, and

767
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 7: he was like, oh, there's no way I could surpass

768
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 7: the perfection that those Wizards that.

769
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 5: We know did, and he skipped it right when they

770
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 5: did their original their first album, Purple Magic.

771
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: So what was Macklemore's Wizard thing? I I kind of

772
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 2: remember it.

773
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 7: But he like announced that He's like, yo, I'm moving

774
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 7: on to some hot shit. Get ready for the rapping

775
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 7: wizards and people were like it's been done, and he

776
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 7: was like, well, I don't know what he was like,

777
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 7: but he must have heard.

778
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: He's probably like they're on to me.

779
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 5: I just know.

780
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: When I saw that, I immediately hit the notes my

781
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: iPhone and started to write a little little dissrap for

782
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: if he did drop it.

783
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 5: Really, I pulled out a pet in the pad and

784
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 5: a beat too.

785
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 2: Mean young Zeld did not blake.

786
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I immediately well.

787
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, hit hit right right, Yeah, you hit up.

788
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: I went to the cauldron, dropped Zelda line.

789
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 5: I hit up Toby and I actually I got a

790
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 5: beat too, and I was like rapping on it with

791
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 5: like listening to Toby rap on.

792
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 4: It and you hit up Old Toby the Wizard, and

793
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 4: I was like, that beat is solid. I did not

794
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 4: contact Bulldozer. He's kind of on his own ship right now. Yeah,

795
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 4: he's he's kind of down and out.

796
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 5: That poor guy. That's too bad.

797
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 3: Lamar spells well.

798
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 7: Uh, he was actually interested in like actually getting on

799
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 7: a track with Malcolmore and like and whoever yes for

800
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 7: to like actually be hurt. He was like, I think

801
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 7: maybe more people would hear it if we did this

802
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,479
Speaker 7: instead of just them.

803
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 5: Yeah. All has always been like the peacekeeper of the group.

804
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 5: You know, well, he spells well, he spells well, he

805
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 5: does spell he cast spells well, and he is Jiggy

806
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 5: star dust aka.

807
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 4: I know what we should do is contact the wizards

808
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 4: and say, you know, it's like a Blues Brothers type thing.

809
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 4: We got to get the band back together and and

810
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 4: come out with the ultimate album that will then change

811
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 4: the world. Like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, you know,

812
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 4: basically a lot of other musical movies is what this

813
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 4: will also be like.

814
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, I think you could have. And we're

815
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 5: moving on from the coin O'Brien appreciation.

816
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: All right, I want to bring it back. Was there

817
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 1: something else he wanted to say to him?

818
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 7: There me, I feel like I said it and then

819
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 7: everyone else was like, yeah, but we we wrapped, didn't we?

820
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 5: Well?

821
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I guess talking about him.

822
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. You kind of look like him, looks

823
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,479
Speaker 1: exactly like would you play him in a bio? Would

824
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 1: you like to play him? Uh?

825
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 5: Man? I wish you know, I don't know if I

826
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 5: could do him justice.

827
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 1: That's got the believe in yourself.

828
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you've got to believe in yourself, have

829
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 2: some confidence in it. I think you can.

830
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,959
Speaker 5: I don't have to do a dancing you're right, okay,

831
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 5: right now, okay, oh wait, don't don't do that. Don't

832
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 5: slit your wrists on the podcast, on this podcast right now.

833
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 2: Hey, all right, come on, you should believe in yourself.

834
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 2: You don't have to, you should.

835
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 5: I love you haul.

836
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 3: I can do anything with those trucks.

837
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 5: I help you move to heaven. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm

838
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 5: just not a pinske guy. What could I say? That's

839
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 5: another like truck rent.

840
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: Uh.

841
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 4: You know what's statistic that I heard that is fucking

842
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 4: insane because it's.

843
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 3: Just a U haul statistic.

844
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:58,959
Speaker 2: It's a U hauls.

845
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: Specifically, I read it on the side of a U haul.

846
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: They have those cool and that's.

847
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 2: What I would like to say.

848
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 5: Those crazy fucking murals that look like you're looking inside

849
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 5: the truck. Those things are fucked up. Yeah, open, yeah,

850
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 5: it's fucked up. They're like the perspective on them is gnarly.

851
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 5: Like sometimes I'm driving.

852
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if it ever really threw me for

853
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 2: a total loop.

854
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 5: It's thrown me, Adam.

855
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 7: We'll circle back to whatever stas and just talk about

856
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 7: these murals for a little bit.

857
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 5: Well damn yeahs to drive.

858
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: Can we talk about the side of a U haul truck?

859
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: Those did you knows?

860
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 2: Yeah?

861
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 4: Well no, And that's where I got this stat is

862
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 4: one out of three people get cancer.

863
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: One out of three.

864
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, one out of three people. And I read that

865
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 2: on the side of a U haul truck. Okay.

866
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 5: I remember when my cousin was going through it. I

867
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 5: had the same statistic and I was like, oh, so

868
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 5: you just have to kind of live to fight it

869
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 5: before you even have it.

870
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's and that essentially that's how everybody goes. It's

871
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 4: either you get cancer or something with your heart, and

872
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 4: that's how. And I'm like thinking about me and how

873
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go, you know, just thinking a lot about

874
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 4: like my own mortality, you know, dealing with my dad stuff. Sure,

875
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 4: and I'm like, uh, oh, my heart's exploding. I gotta

876
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 4: be more careful, more tender than with this sweet bumping bitch.

877
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 5: In my chest.

878
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 4: You only have one because uh, you know, I'm an

879
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 4: I'm an operation go hard all the time, and it's

880
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 4: time for me to pump the brakes.

881
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 3: Just the wee bit is that what the doctor said

882
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 3: to you. He looked at me and he goes, your.

883
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 2: Operation go I could tell you're an operation go hard.

884
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 3: You need an operation.

885
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 5: Go hard. We just got your cat scans back and

886
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 5: it looks like you are in operation go hard. You're

887
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 5: gonna need to chill out a little bit.

888
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 2: You've did an operation go hard for quite some time.

889
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 5: Oh boy, yeah, you have to kind of you have

890
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 5: to kind of combat it just as like a preemptive measure.

891
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 5: If you look at the statistics, it's like, Okay, I think.

892
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 4: It's I'm gonna tone down my lifestyle, uh, twenty percent.

893
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 4: Not you know, I'm not gonna totally change my life

894
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 4: for but twenty percent. Yeah, and unless my.

895
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 5: Dad, uh how do you quantify the twenty percent? What

896
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 5: does that mean?

897
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 4: Unless my dad just beats, just beats the shit out

898
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 4: of cancer, then I'll be like, oh well then you know, yeah,

899
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 4: then it's back on.

900
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 5: Born to go hard.

901
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 2: Then I'm born to go hard.

902
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 5: Yeah. Baby, we were.

903
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 1: Born to run, baby, we were born go hard.

904
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 4: Here I go hunting with family and friends once a year.

905
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 4: My dad, some of his friends, meet some of my friends.

906
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 4: We go a pheasant hunting half For eighteen years now

907
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 4: this will if we're if we can do it this year,

908
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 4: this will be our eighteenth year going together, Dan, and

909
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 4: it's awesome and it's a pheasant hunting and it's birds

910
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 4: to fuck them and uh, but people eat these pheasants.

911
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 2: We take them, we clean them, and people eat them.

912
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 5: And I'm for that.

913
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 4: I'm not just about murdering animals, like I'm not taking

914
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 4: my baby gun.

915
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat the cardinal.

916
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 5: I'm all about that too.

917
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 7: I mean, hang on a second, let's rewind a minute.

918
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 7: It sounded like you're not.

919
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 4: Just about taking this baby gun and just going around

920
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 4: and shooting any bird out of the sky that I see,

921
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 4: or any animal that's just.

922
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 2: In the ar not doing anything right.

923
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 4: But if this, but if this cardinal is shitting all

924
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 4: over my car every day, dude, and it's gonna end

925
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 4: up costing me Monday money.

926
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna money Monday. So I think I'm gonna

927
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 2: murder murder this car.

928
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: Look, I will. You are allowed to murder the cardinal

929
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: for Monday. If you eat it, you gotta eat the cardinal.

930
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: You eat the cardinal, you can kill it. And that's

931
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:34,479
Speaker 1: the deal.

932
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 5: That's the deal.

933
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 3: That could be cool.

934
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 5: That's what I was gonna say.

935
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 2: I'll feed it to a dog or something. I'm not

936
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 2: gonna eat a cardinal.

937
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: You have to at least eat a wing.

938
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 2: They're not large enough.

939
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 5: To there's no meat on Wait, so what was your

940
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 5: argument about pheasants then?

941
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 2: What was that?

942
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 5: You were like, I do this because we eat it,

943
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,479
Speaker 5: And now you're like, just do this because it's gonna

944
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 5: cost me Monday.

945
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 4: I'm just saying I'm not I'm not. I'm not all

946
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 4: about murdering every animal that I see. I'm not a psychopath.

947
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 4: I'm not just walking around with the gun trying to

948
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 4: kill small animals.

949
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 5: And now you are. Yeah, now you're string You are.

950
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 6: Walking around in your back door with where's masnaire.

951
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 2: It's in my driveway and I'm sniping it from my kitchen.

952
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 5: I think you can shoot it.

953
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 2: You can.

954
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 5: You can shoot at rats. I think you can shoot

955
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 5: at rats. I think you can shoot at fucking.

956
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 3: The cardinals are red flying rats.

957
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, they're just red flying rats.

958
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 5: They're all pigeons that you can shoot pigeons.

959
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 7: They're beautiful, they're doves.

960
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 4: So it's weird that you guys are like making this

961
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 4: animal just because it's pretty.

962
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 2: You're making it better than rats.

963
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 5: It's a state bird. It's not real.

964
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 7: Hey, Blake, why do you fly out there, shave it,

965
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 7: feed it and make it your own?

966
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 5: Bring your sisters?

967
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: Well, why don't you fly about it?

968
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 2: So Durst, where do you stand? Where do you stand

969
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: on this?

970
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 3: Here's my take? Here's my take.

971
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 7: The more I keep thinking of like other solutions that

972
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 7: have like other moving parts. I was going to go, hey,

973
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 7: why don't you put one of those like little spiky

974
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 7: strips on top of the mirror so it doesn't land there.

975
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's smart.

976
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 7: It also is way too much time and not as

977
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 7: fun as fucking getting a baby gun and killing this

978
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 7: fucking bird.

979
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 3: And then it's over, it's done with.

980
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 5: You can bury it.

981
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 2: It might not even kill it. It might just tag

982
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 2: it and go, you know what, I gotta get out

983
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: of here.

984
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 5: What if it looks right back at you and just goes, Okay,

985
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 5: you're gonna hurt the bird. And if you don't hurt

986
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 5: the bird, you're gonna fucking hurt your fucking truck.

987
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 13: Dude.

988
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 5: I guarantee you're gonna shoot at that.

989
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 2: Bird because it's an airsoft gun.

990
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna cost you so much more money.

991
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 7: It's an airsoft gun, just like those those like plastic

992
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 7: peltins plastic.

993
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, they ain't gonna do shit.

994
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's strong. It is strong. I mean, admittedly, might.

995
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 5: As well hit it with a NERF gun. Why don't

996
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 5: you get a fucking get a NERF gun?

997
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 1: In my boat is green light if you eat it.

998
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: If you don't eat it, you don't get to kill it.

999
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 7: Well, he's not gonna kill it. That gun can't kill

1000
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 7: it unless it shoots it like in the eyeball and

1001
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 7: it goes through and out the other eyeball.

1002
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 5: Well, no, then it's gonna be blind.

1003
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's even right.

1004
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 3: But then it won't be the land on the car

1005
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 3: unless it can smell the mirror.

1006
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 2: See, this is what I help, This is what I hope,

1007
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 2: hope I tag it.

1008
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 4: It's not murdered, and it goes back to its friends

1009
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 4: and it's like, yo, dude, you know we've been shitting

1010
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 4: all over that truck for the past two months.

1011
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 2: We cannot do that anymore.

1012
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: A lot of times you would watch a f V

1013
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, that dad for sure died right

1014
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: death by getting his nuts kicked one hundred times.

1015
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 3: Right, he got killed by the Jack Lowe.

1016
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 4: Those were the craziest funniest home videos when you would

1017
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 4: it was the craziest funniest home videos when you were like, oh,

1018
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 4: that guy, like for sure it really hurt himself, like

1019
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 4: a dad who's like fixing the lights on the roof

1020
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 4: for Christmas, and then he just slides off the roof

1021
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 4: and you're like, he's paralyzed.

1022
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 2: He's paralyzed.

1023
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: He fell thirty feet, right, and then it just cuts

1024
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: to a super nineties audience like.

1025
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's runner up for Best Video this week.

1026
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: Bes you're in vote.

1027
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 7: They would fucking play that sick music while everyone's doing

1028
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 7: their little dune.

1029
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sagan had the last laugh.

1030
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 5: Yes he did. Bro, they were doing voiceovers on like

1031
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 5: all those clips. Man, they would string out right.

1032
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 7: Can we just do a Bob Sagga appreciation dude, let's

1033
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 7: start it now.

1034
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: I mean think about Okay, stop the pod.

1035
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 2: This guy's this guy's trying to appreciate today. Thank you,

1036
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 2: d I love that.

1037
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,879
Speaker 3: I love that about hey, man, give them roses while

1038
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 3: they're here.

1039
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 5: There you go with you, Bob Saggat, Thank you, Bro,

1040
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 5: thank you, thank.

1041
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 2: You Raised.

1042
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 5: Tanner for all those little voices that you put underneath

1043
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 5: people getting hurt. That ship was funny as hell. I

1044
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 5: don't think that was him. I think he brought Dave

1045
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 5: Koyer on board to do those voices. What do you mean,

1046
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 5: Dave Koyer had his own show.

1047
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 7: Dave Koye did the voice of the Jackalobe for sure,

1048
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 7: because it was the same voice that wasn't AFV that.

1049
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 3: Was on his show that was America's Funniest People.

1050
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 7: I think that he's on America's Funny some video And

1051
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 7: then they were like, this guy's a genius. No, he's

1052
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 7: dating six year old Alanis Morrisset. We got it from

1053
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 7: his own show.

1054
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 5: Wait, you think that Bob Saggett had a show and

1055
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 5: then he got Dave Koolier to do the voices, and

1056
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 5: then Dave Koyer was given a spin Have you never

1057
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 5: been on a show that Adam created? No, I'm saying

1058
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 5: then he got his spin off from that. Because I

1059
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 5: thought Bob Saget did the voices and Dave Koolier did

1060
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 5: the voices. I thought that the same format, two different people.

1061
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1062
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 4: There's literally no way to tell, but I'm looking at

1063
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 4: the cast and it's Tom Bergeron did it for a while.

1064
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: Bob saga, well that's new, that's new, And can we

1065
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: stop the pod for a second and give Todd Bergeron

1066
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: his roses for a man?

1067
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 2: Well, no, we can't, Todd, dam we can't give Todd.

1068
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 5: Uh.

1069
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 2: Well, actually let's give Todd because.

1070
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 4: That might be Tom's younger brother or his dad who

1071
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 4: didn't get a lot of shine.

1072
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 5: Check it out. See who he's related to.

1073
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tom Burcharn might have had a relative named Todd.

1074
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 4: And you know, to be a relative of a super

1075
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 4: famous guy like Tom burs run and your name is

1076
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 4: also pretty close to Tom.

1077
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 2: It's Todd.

1078
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 4: I'm assuming that it was kind of hard for him,

1079
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 4: so big shot out and let's appreciate you.

1080
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 5: Don Mercer appreciate it well.

1081
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: Their father dom was a huge influence as well.

1082
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 3: He's the host of Prancing Prancing with the Stars.

1083
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: I will say that America's Funniest People did have a

1084
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: low key banger theme song, and that I feel like

1085
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: not everybody knows that one. Was it?

1086
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 5: The one that ends in America America?

1087
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 3: But this is you America's Funniest home videos. No, yes

1088
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 3: it is, Yes it is.

1089
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 5: I had the same thought. Blake that's not you go

1090
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,439
Speaker 5: look it up and I'm gonna be over here, maybe

1091
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 5: being right on the fence next, or.

1092
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: That was the Dave Coolier and I love that.

1093
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, here's a poll for everyone at home.

1094
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 8: Do you love that?

1095
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 7: We're deep diving?

1096
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 5: They say?

1097
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:03,919
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1098
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: Camera roll?

1099
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 5: Because it's the red, white, and blue? This is America.

1100
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 5: The funniest things you do.

1101
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,479
Speaker 3: Some videos and your voice is just fucking good.

1102
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 4: Not only is cow my favorite actor, he might be

1103
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 4: one of my favorite singers. I just like how he

1104
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 4: goes for it and he's not afraid of what he

1105
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 4: sounds like.

1106
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 5: Thank you, You're welcome. I hope to do that forever.

1107
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's sick, scratchy voice.

1108
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 5: We'll find out.

1109
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 2: Clarica.

1110
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: All right, I apologize. I will be apologizing at the

1111
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: end of the show. Just wait for it, all right,

1112
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,959
Speaker 1: But I am sorry right now. I am sorry about

1113
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 1: what I said.

1114
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 3: Do you think that's the same woman who sang on?

1115
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: Was?

1116
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 7: Was it the step by step that had the woman singing?

1117
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 7: Could have been the full house theme too? Or no?

1118
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 5: That was a dude.

1119
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: I think that there's so many good theme songs. What's

1120
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: the last show that had a good do.

1121
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 7: We talk about them, Addict have talked about do we

1122
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 7: dip back into our own shit again?

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00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 5: Well? That is that scratchy voice is reminiscent of all

1124
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 5: those nineties sitcom openers, and we do have a dope

1125
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 5: ass video.

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00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 4: Yeah them, Addict is one of my favorite sketches that

1127
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 4: we've ever done. I thought that was a that was

1128
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 4: that was a banger, a classic banger.

1129
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 7: We did a sketch several years ago before everything, where

1130
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 7: I was like a recording engineer looking for the next

1131
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 7: hot talent to record a sick nineties theme song for

1132
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 7: a TV show because theme songs were big back then.

1133
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 5: And this little rube named Andy I think m h.

1134
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 2: I think it was Andy Bovine was Andy bo Yeah.

1135
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 7: And it's it's Adam as like this fresh new talent

1136
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 7: and he just fucking blows my mind. Then he gets

1137
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 7: hooked on cocaine.

1138
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 2: And then heroin, and then he gets a manager.

1139
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 5: His manager Chucky gay Wagon, right, yes, Chucky g Chucky

1140
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 5: gay Wagon, Jackie gay Wagon. How are and what song

1141
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 5: did you die?

1142
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 3: Recording?

1143
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 2: He like? Step by step was step by step, day

1144
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 2: by day. Yeah, And then and then when it goes time.

1145
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 3: And we're gonna play that right now.

1146
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 4: We had a meth lab across the street from our house.

1147
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,240
Speaker 4: You guys have been in my house. It's a totally

1148
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 4: normal suburban home and like just the most regular ass

1149
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 4: suburban house.

1150
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: And then right across the street, uh, me and I

1151
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 2: think it was my buddy Zach.

1152
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 4: We were uh it was our senior year, and we

1153
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 4: got off for a period in the middle of the day.

1154
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 4: We had like a period off during lunchtime, so we

1155
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 4: went to my house to smoke the weed and chill.

1156
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 4: And we're sitting there and all of a sudden, we

1157
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 4: see liked a and like full REI ach here march

1158
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 4: up my sidewalk, and I'm like, oh shit, how much

1159
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 4: weed do we have on? Wow, they're really bringing out

1160
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 4: all the guns for our fifteen dollars worth of weed.

1161
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 4: And they throw a battering ram through my neighbors who's

1162
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 4: like across the street. But I could see into their

1163
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 4: backyard through their back door, and they came in through

1164
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 4: the front door, and I guess there's a full on

1165
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 4: fucking meth lab that these people had in their basement,

1166
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 4: like a full lab, breaking bad stuff.

1167
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 5: Wow, that's very breaking bad.

1168
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, you know what meth must be fucking good.

1169
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 4: So maybe that's why I think, uh, maybe that's where

1170
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 4: any place that reminds me of where I grew up

1171
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 4: reminds me of meths.

1172
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 5: I was wondering, what is meth? I've never done meth,

1173
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 5: but like.

1174
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: What is it?

1175
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 2: Okay, well why are we asking? Dors Doors hasn't done

1176
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:47,399
Speaker 2: any math?

1177
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 7: Well?

1178
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 5: Well, laugh, it's discovering because I just feel like talking

1179
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,919
Speaker 5: to my buddy Doors. What dude, Okay, what's up? Dude?

1180
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 7: You know it's it's for sure a bunch of stuff

1181
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 7: with other things and uh, but I don't know what

1182
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 7: it is.

1183
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 3: It's chemicals.

1184
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 1: I mean, people were You're asking the wrong guy.

1185
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 7: They were making baking soda with like uh like over

1186
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 7: the counter fucking ni quil and shit.

1187
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 5: No, I know they make this ship in the bathtubs,

1188
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 5: like because you and sometimes they put carpet in men

1189
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 5: and like chlorox. Yeah, it's like a lot of cams

1190
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 5: and then they put like, uh, even carpet in it,

1191
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 5: because I remember somebody saying, is it that good carpet meth?

1192
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 7: And why do you think they put carpet in it?

1193
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 7: And be sure and slide in our dms about the carpet.

1194
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 5: I'm sure it has to have something to do with

1195
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 5: like what's ceiling the bottom of the carpet and you

1196
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 5: put that in the bathtub and then it like dissolves.

1197
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 5: You're sure, yeah, yeah, he's sure.

1198
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 2: He's sure about that.

1199
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm sure it has to do with the bottom

1200
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 7: of the carpet.

1201
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 5: I'm sure that that's like the best. Uh, that's the

1202
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 5: best I could come up with.

1203
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, Like it must be good though, man if

1204
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 7: people are buying it like this and getting hooked, like fuck,

1205
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 7: oh yeah that crazy.

1206
00:50:58,840 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1207
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, the thing is, like meth, you don't want

1208
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 4: to do any drugs that you that immediately you go

1209
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,479
Speaker 4: from being a handsome looking person or a beautiful looking

1210
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 4: person to the ugliest, most.

1211
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 2: Foul looking, right, it really does, and it goes so quick.

1212
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 5: Like that's why it.

1213
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 4: Seems like cocaine's the best drug because in those mug

1214
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 4: shots where they take like the person, the person gets

1215
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 4: arrested every fucking year for ten years straight, and then

1216
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 4: they're like it's always like four years in that person

1217
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 4: looks hot as fuck, right, They're like their hottest that

1218
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,720
Speaker 4: they've ever been three or four years into their super addiction,

1219
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 4: and then it fully goes off the rails.

1220
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 7: So there's been a few of those like what would

1221
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 7: you call like chronological mugshot type things, and then you know,

1222
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 7: I don't want to shout any of them out because

1223
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 7: most of those people have died already.

1224
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 5: Sure.

1225
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: Sure, but we were trying to date you at at

1226
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: stage four, that's when the death is really hitting. Then

1227
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: it starts to really drop on.

1228
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 7: No.

1229
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: I feel like, no, meth.

1230
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 4: I think you're pretty ugly, like right away, first stop right.

1231
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 4: It feels like you fall right off the edge of

1232
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 4: the cliff.

1233
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 7: But if you were fat, you lose that fat, you

1234
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 7: get trim. You have a moment, you for sure have

1235
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 7: that meth moment.

1236
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: But then you start to get the sores in the

1237
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: face tats and yeah, you get the sores and thing,

1238
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: and you know it says mister Ice on your forehead,

1239
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: and it's.

1240
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 3: Like, what is this right, that's the automatic tattoo.

1241
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,919
Speaker 2: It says property of mister Ice.

1242
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 3: What does her tattoo say?

1243
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:29,760
Speaker 5: It says mister Ice.

1244
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,959
Speaker 2: It says property of mister Ice.

1245
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 5: Fuck.

1246
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just do always remember any time you would

1247
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: drive through, like on the way to Vegas or maybe

1248
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: it was even in Conquered, there'd be those posters that

1249
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: said I lost me to meth and like.

1250
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 2: People are losing themselves.

1251
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 3: To one of our greatest sentences ever.

1252
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah it's whoever the ad wizard for that was just

1253
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: a g.

1254
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 5: I lost me as opposed to like I lost myself? Whatever?

1255
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 3: Can we get to the model of this?

1256
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's go, what's your longest single orgasm session?

1257
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 5: Ben, this is.

1258
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 2: Forty like like I'm orgasmine for the entire time, or

1259
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 2: like you like, that's a good question.

1260
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 5: Though we've all we've all had the one where you're like,

1261
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 5: I already busted. I'm gonna run it back.

1262
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 7: We have, you've never run it back.

1263
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 2: You got to run it back every once in a while.

1264
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 5: Of course, you run it back.

1265
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 1: I mean maybe in earlier years.

1266
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 7: But yeah, well when you get to your forties, yeah right,

1267
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 7: But what I'm saying, what I'm saying is those sessions

1268
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,720
Speaker 7: would be longer because you're looking for a double barrel

1269
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 7: bang bang, And what I'm talking about is your longest

1270
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 7: single shot session.

1271
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 4: I'm a man, ye, And this is why all the

1272
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 4: gay dudes are flocking into my dms, because because I

1273
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 4: want shut up about my long ass crank sessions.

1274
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I bet there's some girls who want to

1275
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: hear about that.

1276
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 2: No, girls want to hear about the man.

1277
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 4: It's disgusting. Women look beautiful when they masturbate. Men are

1278
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 4: just just an angry gorilla thumping something.

1279
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 5: Not all of them. Not all men are just thumping something.

1280
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 5: They're just like, yeah, not all of them.

1281
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,479
Speaker 4: Who looks good cranking down Jared Letto probably of course

1282
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,399
Speaker 4: he's saying nothing.

1283
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he's saying not all girls.

1284
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 3: I was saying, not all women look great.

1285
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: Oh sure, well yeah, sometimes they get that look on

1286
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 1: their face that's like.

1287
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 7: Right, where like they get too aggressive and you're like

1288
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 7: slow it down. Well, and by the way, I'm just

1289
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 7: saying this off like a cam girl who's like going

1290
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 7: too crazy and you're like, sure, sure, what are you doing.

1291
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna pay for that.

1292
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 5: That's her job.

1293
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 2: So yeah, she's she's put in that work and under

1294
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 2: somebody will pay for that.

1295
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 5: Trust me.

1296
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 1: There's a guy out there.

1297
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 5: I said it, and I wanted it back.

1298
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 1: It's called beautiful agony dot.

1299
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 5: Com ship back in the day. Oh my god.

1300
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, and you probably shouldn't,

1301
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: Beautiful agony dot Com was just a camera set on

1302
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: a girl's face as she orgasmed, and you would just

1303
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: watch her face only right.

1304
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 7: Like collarbone up, Yeah.

1305
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 5: Right, beautiful, it's beautiful. Right.

1306
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 4: People are into the weirdest stuff, man, people, I mean

1307
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 4: they find the weirdest shit to just crank down to.

1308
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 5: Well, that's just that's like cranking down to facial emotions.

1309
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 5: That's what that is. That's no, like nothing else. Yeah,

1310
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 5: that's not that weird though, Is that weird?

1311
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, just someone's face that is a little weird.

1312
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 1: It's a king.

1313
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 5: I understand it's abnormal. Yeah, sure, so it's it's abnormal.

1314
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 5: It's a disgusting happening.

1315
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 4: I'm just saying to me, that's weird. But someone else, obviously,

1316
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,399
Speaker 4: to you, it's not that weird.

1317
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 2: It sounds awesome.

1318
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 5: Well yeah, it's sometimes. I mean, yeah, it's not that

1319
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 5: weird to me at all. It feels it's not that crazy.

1320
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, there's something for everybody.

1321
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 2: There's something for everyone for sure.

1322
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,399
Speaker 1: Two girls one cup.

1323
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's two girls one cup.

1324
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 8: That's that.

1325
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 5: I don't that. I'm not endorsing that, sir, everybody. When

1326
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 5: is that going to get sent back? Around.

1327
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 7: I'm kind of surprised that hasn't had like a second

1328
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 7: wave or is it like a rite of passage for

1329
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 7: twelve year olds everyone.

1330
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:01,800
Speaker 2: Wonder?

1331
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 8: I bet that.

1332
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 4: I mean, there's so many gross stuff out now, I

1333
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 4: feel like that's not even that elite level of gross

1334
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 4: the cause of diary, Like.

1335
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 5: What have you seen this?

1336
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 3: Grosser?

1337
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:12,439
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1338
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 10: Then the eating of the ship and the uh beautiful

1339
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 10: agony that's not gross, it's beautiful.

1340
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:21,800
Speaker 1: Do you think that's gross? That's beautiful, beautiful, Yeah, it's gorgeous.

1341
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 1: You think female orgasms are disgusting? I'm hung up on

1342
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,280
Speaker 1: that egg And then watchasm you're tripping.

1343
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm not gonna unpack that.

1344
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:31,240
Speaker 1: This is forty.

1345
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 2: What's gonna kill me?

1346
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, or anybody?

1347
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 7: I don't whatever, Like not like a train or whatever,

1348
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 7: like a car, But like, what's the thing you think

1349
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 7: is gonna the health?

1350
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:42,479
Speaker 5: What's the health?

1351
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: I think something's gonna just drop out of a tree

1352
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: and and hit me on the head, and that's gonna.

1353
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 5: Be That's an accident, right, That's what I just said,

1354
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 5: was burying an accident?

1355
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: He said the He said the opposite of that.

1356
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,919
Speaker 1: No, it was an accident because I didn't. You didn't

1357
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: let me finish. Kyle drops a coconut out of the

1358
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: tree and kills me.

1359
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 5: You got killed by a coconut that I dropped out

1360
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 5: of the tree. That's what you came up with to

1361
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 5: walk that one back.

1362
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: I think Kyle's gonna kill me.

1363
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 4: Damn it, Blake, you're just stealing bits from Adam Devine's

1364
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:09,240
Speaker 4: house party Hawaii.

1365
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see you.

1366
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 5: That's right, and you busted me.

1367
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: And okay, I didn't know if you remembered them all.

1368
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 2: I see you, I see you stealing that bitch.

1369
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you watched a lot of times

1370
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: I reached back into the house party bag. I dust

1371
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: them off. But you guys, I should know. We got

1372
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: creators of the show here.

1373
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 5: I'm gonna die as Blason kill me with these jokes.

1374
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 2: Okay, but.

1375
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: What is the most recent show in memory that had

1376
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 1: an actual good theme song. I'm trying to think of

1377
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 1: any shows that had.

1378
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 3: I mean, I like The Office's theme song, well, oh.

1379
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 5: Look at you.

1380
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it might be Workaholics.

1381
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 5: When did we stop summarizing the premise because that was cool?

1382
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 5: When theme songs had like lyrics and they actually proved

1383
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 5: you what was going on in the show. That's dope,

1384
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,959
Speaker 5: right right, we don't do that anymore. The Brady Bunch

1385
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 5: and like small Wonder, Yeah, can we just shout can

1386
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 5: we just give appreciation to small Ones?

1387
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 8: Bro?

1388
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 5: The Adams family. Can we give an appreciation of Adams

1389
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 5: Family while they're still here?

1390
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: Well, they're still here, all right. Yeah, So what you're

1391
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: saying is we should have took the beat from the

1392
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: Skinny Boys. That's the people that do the group that

1393
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: did the Workahol's theme songow and kind of explained what

1394
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: our show was. Have them re recorded like four dudes

1395
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: at home and they work there too.

1396
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,439
Speaker 7: Yeah, they don't work at home, and there's only three

1397
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 7: fourth ones a ghost and you never see them.

1398
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's three of them.

1399
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 2: Blake forgot, Blake forgot our show.

1400
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 5: Blake's had a different play that sometimes. But yeah, it

1401
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 5: would be something like that.

1402
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: Like I was just looking at four people on the screen.

1403
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: I assume Kyle was one of the roommates.

1404
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 5: Well, I was there the whole time.

1405
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, but for seven years didn't you film that TV show?

1406
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in you there for eighty six eighty seven

1407
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 2: episodes something like that.

1408
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, but at this moment, I'm looking at four people.

1409
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 3: I was on a crowded street.

1410
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 7: I'd say the show with eighty nine roots that also

1411
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 7: work together at a grocery store parking lot.

1412
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, guys, I'm out of the street. Just siety

1413
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 5: nine people.

1414
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 1: I just.

1415
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, your eyes are in charge of your brain. I

1416
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 5: love it.

1417
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: Ay, maybe that's what it's a.

1418
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 5: Microphone, a computer and four pictures of people.

1419
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: It's this podcast.

1420
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 5: Your eyes are in charge of your brain.

1421
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: You're a stupid, dumb aut dumb as dumba man.

1422
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 3: Can we just shout out Beavis and butter Bro.

1423
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 5: Give it up for Mike Judge? All right, I just

1424
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 5: appreciate Mike Judge for a second.

1425
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 2: All right, need appreciation. Now we're living legend.

1426
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 5: Mate. Oh man, Yeah, I think it's a surfer and

1427
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 5: I like that.

1428
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 2: There's another. There's so porn actress with the last name Divine.

1429
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 7: I bet if you type in Divine into porn hub,

1430
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 7: there's more than three porno actors with the last name

1431
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 7: Divine or first and then strippers.

1432
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 5: There's one at every club.

1433
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, wait, fuck where were we.

1434
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: We could be for aliens? We could talk about porno.

1435
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: We could talk about a listers.

1436
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 3: We were talking about Adam Oh, the crossing over the porno.

1437
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 7: I mean, like, but it's all about money, so an

1438
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 7: a lister, you know, they would they want what they

1439
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 7: need to do that I do remember. And this isn't porno.

1440
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 7: But like Holly Berry when she did that movie where

1441
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 7: she showed her titties.

1442
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: This ain't Ghostbusters.

1443
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, what about Joaquin Phoenix?

1444
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold up. He was

1445
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: about to talk about hal Berry.

1446
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 5: All right, sorry, sorry, I gotta walk.

1447
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 7: Like Holly Berry had like never shown her body before,

1448
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 7: and then for that like Hugh Jackman Hacker movie, right, she.

1449
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: Shows it's called Swordfish, thank you, this is important.

1450
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 7: She showed her tatus and yes, sir, she was joking

1451
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 7: on some talk show that she like got paid two

1452
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 7: million dollars more a million for each top that is.

1453
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 7: And I'm like, okay, well so that's that's close to

1454
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 7: acknowledging that you're doing it for the money, right, yeah, and.

1455
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:11,919
Speaker 5: That's a list.

1456
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1457
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 5: Bella Thorne is on what's it called right, raking it in?

1458
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 11: Right?

1459
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, she hit me up and said that she'd like

1460
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 4: to be on this podcast. Bella Thorne did, oh yeah, okay, cool,

1461
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 4: we don't have guests.

1462
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 2: We don't have guests, but we.

1463
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 3: Don't have but we will talk talk about it.

1464
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 2: We will talk about her.

1465
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 5: I'll give you a man.

1466
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, well man, I like that.

1467
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 2: I'm not afraid of message.

1468
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 5: What about Joaquin when he sniffed that dude or that

1469
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 5: that girl's ass in the movie, Remember he was like

1470
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 5: he bit he bit her ass in the documentary the

1471
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 5: Casey Affleck doc where he was like, yeah, I think

1472
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 5: they know.

1473
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 3: I think that was a Remember that he was like.

1474
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 5: Doing cocaine and he had strippers in the studio. When

1475
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 5: he became a rapper, he put gum under a letterman's

1476
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 5: desk and he.

1477
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: Made that crazy like I'm still here.

1478
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 12: M h.

1479
01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 5: Was a brown bunny. Uh ye did a little oral yep.

1480
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 1: But we're talking. I think I think Adam and I

1481
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,439
Speaker 1: don't want to speak for you, but we're talking.

1482
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 2: Please I would if you spoke for me.

1483
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: We want an a listener to do hardcore Parno.

1484
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 4: Right, I'm just saying, when is it going to happen.

1485
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 4: It's going to happen. We're walking down the road for sure.

1486
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: Yes, because if if Jake Paul can box, it's going

1487
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 1: to lead to Leo DiCaprio doing porno.

1488
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no, But Jake Paul is doing this like

1489
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 7: this is his biggest thing, right, this is sure, this

1490
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 7: is different. But like obviously Kim Kardashian was first mostly

1491
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 7: famous from that tape, right, and now she's parlayed into

1492
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 7: something else. Jake Paul's like, well, let me fight these

1493
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 7: people and become more famous. He's like, I'll be an

1494
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 7: evil guy for ten years and then after that I'll

1495
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 7: be just a regular person.

1496
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 5: Probably, that's my guess.

1497
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 8: Mm hmm.

1498
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 5: Maybe what about it when like Kanye West designed the

1499
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 5: porn Hub Awards, Like I know he did that so

1500
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,320
Speaker 5: tight he did, Yeah, he did. He was the set

1501
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 5: designer and the production designer for the porn Hub Awards

1502
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 5: like three or four years yars ago.

1503
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 4: So it was his idea for just the orange and black.

1504
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 4: He's like, yo, it's Halloween every day.

1505
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 3: We all wear masks.

1506
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 5: I know he did that. That's like because he doesn't

1507
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 5: necessarily need to go over to Pornhub to do that.

1508
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 5: He's just doing that, you know what I mean.

1509
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 7: It's just like well, I mean, like, uh, what's his name,

1510
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 7: Dustin Diamond. I mean, there have been not a listers,

1511
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 7: but like China China Rip Classic.

1512
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 4: It's usually one people have really fallen on hard times. Yeah,

1513
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 4: you know, it's like they fallen and they need money

1514
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 4: or there's something else, or they just missed being famous

1515
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 4: so much they.

1516
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 2: Just need a boost something like that.

1517
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 4: There's never been like a full on Angelina Joe Lee

1518
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 4: just goes and now what, guess what, here's my hardcore

1519
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 4: porno tape.

1520
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 2: Like that's never happened.

1521
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 7: I think someone will do it as a state. Well

1522
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 7: what's his name?

1523
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 5: Fuck somebody?

1524
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 1: N no, no, no.

1525
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 5: The artists.

1526
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 2: Vin des Porn.

1527
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 5: Was let's go talk.

1528
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go think on this.

1529
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 1: Tyree was like on Instant Life, like shaving his girls. Uh,

1530
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,440
Speaker 1: whoa really yeah he was?

1531
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 5: Whoa whoa That dude does some wild ship on insta

1532
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 5: live right, Like, yeah, he airs out some laundry.

1533
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he's got some demons or something. Wasn't he

1534
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 4: like crying on ending?

1535
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 5: Yes, hold on circling back? Is it Jeffrey Coon's right,

1536
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 5: Coontes or whatever? Yeah?

1537
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 2: The artist?

1538
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 5: The artist?

1539
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 3: Uh huh right, So back.

1540
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 7: In the day he either married or engaged or was

1541
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 7: dating this like famous porno star and then he I

1542
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 7: think I've talked about this on the podcast. He did

1543
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 7: this whole photo shoot of like full on porno with her,

1544
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 7: with his dick and everything. And I was in New

1545
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 7: York and went and saw the exhibit.

1546
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 5: When my kid, my.

1547
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 7: First kid, was like you brought your child twelve twelve

1548
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 7: months old.

1549
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 5: He was like an infant.

1550
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 7: And we were in New York one year and we

1551
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 7: went into this other room and it was all so

1552
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 7: just like ten by ten foot full insertion close ups

1553
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 7: and he was like.

1554
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 5: Pointing, like whoa, And I'm like, I don't know if

1555
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 5: we should be in here.

1556
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 7: We should get him out of here. But then I'm like,

1557
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 7: he doesn't know what he's looking at.

1558
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, but he did it.

1559
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 7: That's the that's the He was a famous artist at

1560
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 7: the peak of his powers and he just did porno.

1561
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 5: Also, I was just thinking about this, who's to say

1562
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 5: that there's not one just doing the POV stuff and

1563
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,080
Speaker 5: we don't know, you know what?

1564
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,160
Speaker 1: I oh, right, like a little mask barr, They're going

1565
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:33,720
Speaker 1: to drop a catalog on us.

1566
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 5: He's filming it and then the reveal is coming.

1567
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just Jake jillen All wearing a ski mask

1568
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 4: just right Nightcrawler throwing it.

1569
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:49,479
Speaker 5: Down allegedly Randy quits porn. Was he wearing a mask

1570
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 5: or was his wife wearing a mask? I don't know,

1571
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 5: but if you're at home, feel free to pull it

1572
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:54,640
Speaker 5: up and check it out.

1573
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 3: Send us dms about who was wearing a mask.

1574
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,440
Speaker 4: This kid that I knew in high school that he

1575
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 4: uh wait, is that chromatically incorrect? He was like a

1576
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 4: star basketball player and he was like a stud. But

1577
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 4: he was like, I'm a senior and this kid's a freshman.

1578
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 4: And he was like, uh yo, Adam, can I get

1579
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,440
Speaker 4: a ride home from school? And I'm like, no, I

1580
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 4: don't want to. I'm not going to take you home.

1581
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 2: From school freshman. He's a freshman.

1582
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 5: And I'm like I'm like popular, No, no, dude.

1583
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 4: And he's like, I'll smoke with you, and I'm like,

1584
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 4: get in, buddy, and then he hops in.

1585
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 2: We're smoking weed together.

1586
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,720
Speaker 4: I'm gonna drop him off at his house and he

1587
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 4: goes as we're smoking weed, he goes, hey.

1588
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 2: Dude, have you ever smoked weed with a bombing fluid

1589
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,520
Speaker 2: in it? And I'm like, what, Like what they pumped

1590
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:51,960
Speaker 2: dead bodies with? It's ebalming fluid.

1591
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 4: It's what they fill a dead body, embalming embalming, embalming fluid,

1592
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 4: and that's different than for mel behind. I don't I

1593
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 4: don't know, question marks a great question, A great question,

1594
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 4: no way to tell. And uh so I was like, oh, fuck, no, dude,

1595
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 4: that sounds insane. He's like, uh, actually is pretty good,

1596
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 4: but yeah, okay.

1597
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well that's weird.

1598
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 1: It's actually really tasty.

1599
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 4: And then as we're driving, he goes, would you mind

1600
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,480
Speaker 4: getting me some cigarettes? I'm like, fuck, all right, So

1601
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 4: I pull over to the gas station, gonna go buy

1602
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 4: this kid's cigarettes. I go inside. All of a sudden,

1603
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 4: it's like, oh and I'm fully fucked up on ebalming fluid.

1604
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:35,680
Speaker 2: However you say it, and I'm fucking balming dude. Uh yeah.

1605
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 4: And it was like the worst weirdest trip that I've

1606
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 4: ever had. And I dropped this kid, and then I

1607
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 4: had to go to work and try to uh sell steaks.

1608
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 7: I think you skipped a beat in there, like you

1609
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 7: realize that you had just smoked it.

1610
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, and then and it wasn't until I didn't

1611
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,000
Speaker 4: realize in that moment, I was just like, oh, am,

1612
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,640
Speaker 4: I the highest I've ever been, Like I took four

1613
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 4: hits of weed. But you know, I'm in high school, like,

1614
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 4: I'm not sure how things affect in the same way

1615
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 4: that now I would probably know right away.

1616
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 2: But back then I was just like, oh, this weed

1617
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 2: must be mad good. And then I am at work

1618
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, something's not right. I'm fully fucked.

1619
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 3: Up, Like, and what was work?

1620
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 5: What's work for you?

1621
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 2: At this point, I was selling steaks. Omaha, steaks, Okay,

1622
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 2: not like working with scissors or something. No, no scissor work.

1623
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:25,720
Speaker 4: And then uh, but then that kid ended up Obviously

1624
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 4: he was a little drug to math drug kid. He

1625
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 4: lost him to math right, and he was like a

1626
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,799
Speaker 4: star basketball player as a freshman.

1627
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 2: You had a you know, it seemed like a good

1628
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:36,880
Speaker 2: at least a good high school life ahead of him.

1629
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:37,640
Speaker 8: So I flew it.

1630
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:41,320
Speaker 5: Man, that's a bummer. Man, it's a bumber dude. Addiction

1631
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:44,800
Speaker 5: can take them, Addiction can take you. It can take

1632
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:46,080
Speaker 5: you all the way down to the grave.

1633
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,920
Speaker 7: And guys, the moral of the story is just don't

1634
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 7: do drugs unless you can fucking handle your ship.

1635
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 2: Unless you can handle your ship, that's right.

1636
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 7: And if you and there's only one way to find

1637
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 7: out if you can handle your shit. You gotta try

1638
01:08:58,640 --> 01:08:59,120
Speaker 7: a game.

1639
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, try it.

1640
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just gotta get out of the hole before

1641
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:05,320
Speaker 5: you can't All right, that's what it is, right, So.

1642
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:06,519
Speaker 3: Try try every drug.

1643
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,560
Speaker 5: But then just if you can't handle your ship, you

1644
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:09,320
Speaker 5: gotta get out.

1645
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 2: And handle your ship.

1646
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 5: Get out of the hole before you can't climb it.

1647
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:15,679
Speaker 7: I think that's why I've never done hard fucking drugs,

1648
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,800
Speaker 7: because I'm like, I can't handle that shit, can't.

1649
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:19,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's good to know that.

1650
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:24,639
Speaker 5: That's absolutely why I never did heroin or fucking acid,

1651
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:28,760
Speaker 5: because I'm like, I think I would break, I would

1652
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 5: go deep into the heroin world. Yeah, you got heroin

1653
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 5: written all over. I love the opioids.

1654
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're my heroin girl.

1655
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 5: Wow, I loved opioids. I love that feeling. So I'm like,

1656
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 5: that's what that's all it is. Man, But you're throwing

1657
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:43,560
Speaker 5: a needle in your arm, and I'm like, also, I

1658
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,679
Speaker 5: don't really dig needles.

1659
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:49,040
Speaker 3: No, Right, you could smoke black tar heroin though, right, Yeah.

1660
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:49,840
Speaker 1: But we do the same.

1661
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 4: It's not the same, guys. I would never ever do

1662
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 4: that unless we do it on the podcast together.

1663
01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 7: I like that. No, I would never we should get

1664
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 7: a wheel, like a wheel of fortune that has all

1665
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:02,040
Speaker 7: the drugs listed, and just spin it and do it together.

1666
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:08,760
Speaker 5: We're not what is this trend of the girls like

1667
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:12,000
Speaker 5: crossing their eyes when they're Oh yeah, what is that?

1668
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 2: That's so weird?

1669
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,320
Speaker 5: Is it an anime thing?

1670
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:15,479
Speaker 2: I think it's an anime?

1671
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1672
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:20,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would also say yeah, I think it's I

1673
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 1: didn't like it at first. I was like, this is

1674
01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:23,320
Speaker 1: kind of weird, kind of cheesy.

1675
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:25,160
Speaker 5: Now it's your thing, I'm kind of.

1676
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 7: I just worry about these these girls crossing their eyes

1677
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 7: so much they might get stuck.

1678
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,400
Speaker 1: I don't know it's going to stick that way.

1679
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:35,000
Speaker 5: Haven't they ever seen the jerk? You know, you get

1680
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:37,200
Speaker 5: stuck that way if you go too much.

1681
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,599
Speaker 1: You're more worried about their eyes getting stuck that way

1682
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: and not the boot blug getting stuck right up there.

1683
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 5: Uh yeah yeah. It sounds like these video Yeah.

1684
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:53,919
Speaker 1: Funky, but hey, this is forty guys and the wheels

1685
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:54,800
Speaker 1: are coming off.

1686
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,720
Speaker 4: But I am happy for him because that's what he

1687
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,639
Speaker 4: was like most sad about, Like yeah, because we were like, hey, yeah,

1688
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:04,840
Speaker 4: probably gonna have to cut down drinking and ship and

1689
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 4: all that, and he's like, yay, and he's like, but

1690
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 4: I could smoke weed, and I'm like, I don't think

1691
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:08,560
Speaker 4: you're going to be able to.

1692
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 2: And I could tell how sad that made him.

1693
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, because ever since I was old enough for him

1694
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 4: to talk to me like an adult, h you know, eleven,

1695
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:21,400
Speaker 4: and he was telling he was telling me, will.

1696
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 3: You hold this for me when we get pulled over?

1697
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:24,560
Speaker 5: This is your no.

1698
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:27,200
Speaker 4: He he had to get drug tested for work all

1699
01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:29,280
Speaker 4: the time because he worked for the railroad.

1700
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 2: He's a conductor for the railroad too. He had to

1701
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:31,639
Speaker 2: get drug tested.

1702
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:34,160
Speaker 4: So he was never able to smoke weed his entire

1703
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:37,400
Speaker 4: adult life basically, and he loved weed when he was

1704
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:39,320
Speaker 4: a kid. So when he retired, he was like, oh

1705
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:42,120
Speaker 4: fuck yeah, I'm back to getting to smoke weed and

1706
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:44,400
Speaker 4: living the life that I want to live. And that

1707
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:46,320
Speaker 4: was only a few years ago now, And just to

1708
01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:48,439
Speaker 4: have that yank from him, I could tell how sad

1709
01:11:48,479 --> 01:11:50,519
Speaker 4: it made him. And I was pumped when the doctor

1710
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:52,439
Speaker 4: was like, oh hell yeah, bitch.

1711
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, this doctor is dope.

1712
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 2: And that's a quote from the doctor. The doctor. Oh guys,

1713
01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 2: he wore tie die.

1714
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 5: This doctor is legit, like he gets it, man, But

1715
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,280
Speaker 5: for real, I'm pumped too. I thought about that with Dennis,

1716
01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:08,639
Speaker 5: like right away, Yeah, I think he's gonna be good.

1717
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 7: I imagine him being like totally like nodding his head

1718
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:14,640
Speaker 7: stone face, hearing all like the odds of making it

1719
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,360
Speaker 7: in the procedures and all the ship that's going on.

1720
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,920
Speaker 2: And then that was horrific sounding.

1721
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,439
Speaker 7: He just one tear comes down. You're like, dasking me okay.

1722
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:23,360
Speaker 7: He's like, no, no, I just thought of one thing.

1723
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:26,160
Speaker 7: Am I gonna be able to smoke weed? And they're

1724
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,880
Speaker 7: like yeah, and he just wipes the tear away. He's like, okay,

1725
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:29,240
Speaker 7: we're good.

1726
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:29,559
Speaker 5: All right.

1727
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 2: No, he goes uh oh. He he literally goes, am

1728
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:36,720
Speaker 2: I gonna be able to smoke weed? And acter's like,

1729
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 2: uh yeah, yeah, you will be able to you know,

1730
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:41,720
Speaker 2: and he kind of explained it. He goes, good, Then

1731
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 2: we're beating this ship.

1732
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he put on his sunglasses and ended

1733
01:12:47,439 --> 01:12:47,840
Speaker 1: the zoom.

1734
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,160
Speaker 5: Love your phone.

1735
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 1: That's all I needed to hear.

1736
01:12:51,439 --> 01:12:53,160
Speaker 3: He roped a steer with his dick.

1737
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:57,679
Speaker 2: Oh he's the best O good, like like he wasn't

1738
01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:59,720
Speaker 2: gonna beat it until he was allowed to smoke weed,

1739
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:01,840
Speaker 2: and he's okay, good, then we are beating this ship.

1740
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 5: All right, good, Yeah, come on, he's getting in the

1741
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:05,479
Speaker 5: proper mind state.

1742
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:08,760
Speaker 1: I mean, marijuana is super valuable to the process for sure,

1743
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: because even like what you're talking about with like the appetite,

1744
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 1: you really do lose it. You got to smoke that weed,

1745
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:14,720
Speaker 1: get the munch. He's back.

1746
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 2: Well, I kind of thought he was gonna be just edibles,

1747
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 2: and I like plugged.

1748
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:22,880
Speaker 4: I plugged him with tons of edibles and the can

1749
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:26,720
Speaker 4: the we drink company that I've invested in h A

1750
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:29,040
Speaker 4: N N. And so I gave him a ton of

1751
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 4: that ship and I figured that's what the doctor was

1752
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,160
Speaker 4: going to be, like, okay, yeah, but just stick with

1753
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,240
Speaker 4: edibles or whatever. And he was like no, And the

1754
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:39,439
Speaker 4: doctor was like, nah, bras, rip that ship, dog. This

1755
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,240
Speaker 4: doctor is the bad dust off your song.

1756
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 13: Dude.

1757
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 5: This guy won a Nobel Peace Prize. He's off the

1758
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:47,840
Speaker 5: fucking charts.

1759
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was Peace Pipe Prize bra.

1760
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:56,519
Speaker 5: So tight damn did he get the prognosis standing on

1761
01:13:56,600 --> 01:14:00,599
Speaker 5: an indo board. You thought he'd want to know Bell prize,

1762
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,559
Speaker 5: but you just want to know bowl prize. He fucking

1763
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:06,360
Speaker 5: kick flips his indowboard and it's like you're good, You're a.

1764
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:07,519
Speaker 1: Good brush oh man.

1765
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 4: That's what I'm most looking forward to of having kids

1766
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:13,960
Speaker 4: is like having a reason to be like, you know,

1767
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,639
Speaker 4: let's uh, let's go down the candy aisle real quick,

1768
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,960
Speaker 4: because I don't really fuck with candy as an adult

1769
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,280
Speaker 4: because I'm worried about jawline. But as soon as you

1770
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,040
Speaker 4: have a kid, you're like, well, I have to give

1771
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 4: them some high fruit toast corn syrup.

1772
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, and it's all good if I gain

1773
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:30,559
Speaker 5: some weight. I'm a dad, now, yeah, it's all It's okay.

1774
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 2: I'm a dad. I can strap some on.

1775
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 5: It's fine.

1776
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:35,320
Speaker 4: When I was a kid, I remember, I would uh,

1777
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,840
Speaker 4: I had all kinds of weird side hustles. So I

1778
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:39,439
Speaker 4: would then take that money.

1779
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 2: That's what you called them, That's what I called them.

1780
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,000
Speaker 4: When I was robbing the neighborhood kids, whoa, and I

1781
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:47,360
Speaker 4: would take that money that I got from my illegal

1782
01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:50,479
Speaker 4: paper route and also robbing the neighborhood kids, and I

1783
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:52,519
Speaker 4: would get all ring pops.

1784
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,920
Speaker 2: Baby, it was a ring pop mob. I walked down.

1785
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 2: I'd lower this this seat on my bike and just

1786
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:01,480
Speaker 2: roll with all ring pops up on the handles. We flashing,

1787
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:03,160
Speaker 2: let him.

1788
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:15,800
Speaker 5: Know we're bad. Yeah, that's a great one.

1789
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 7: That one sounds so is that a kid you said,

1790
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:20,160
Speaker 7: it's like a high school kid at like a pepper rally.

1791
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 1: No, it's college. It's longhorned.

1792
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:23,160
Speaker 5: But still it's like just.

1793
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,519
Speaker 3: Now has a place on our podcast. Yeah, he has

1794
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:29,360
Speaker 3: a good voice too.

1795
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:33,800
Speaker 5: We are making it low, that's right, Like that's we're bad,

1796
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 5: that's it putting on the loan man. Yeah, he's he's

1797
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 5: throwing it down. It's clear though.

1798
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,400
Speaker 1: He's like the quarterback or something. It's a big deal.

1799
01:15:45,439 --> 01:15:46,080
Speaker 1: It's a stagium.

1800
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. His nuts have been dropped.

1801
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 5: Right right, right, all right, all right, good, good to

1802
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:51,720
Speaker 5: glad to clarify.

1803
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,600
Speaker 4: He's not waiting for that to drop those are he

1804
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:57,759
Speaker 4: was his nuts dropped in eighth grade And it's scion

1805
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:06,720
Speaker 4: throwing dined since then off and like Oscar, I.

1806
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:09,000
Speaker 5: Got a big fucking boner right now.

1807
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:15,080
Speaker 4: That one is so violent, guys, update, I don't think

1808
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 4: I'm shooting the cardinal.

1809
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,440
Speaker 2: I got so much blowback.

1810
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,160
Speaker 3: And uh, it's illegal.

1811
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,200
Speaker 2: We found yeah, we found out it's illegal. It's like

1812
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,760
Speaker 2: fully illegal. They're like a protected bird, by the way,

1813
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,439
Speaker 2: that's fucked up. They shouldn't be. They're everywhere in their nuisances. No,

1814
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:32,320
Speaker 2: but stop, but no, I'm talking now, I have something. No,

1815
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:34,759
Speaker 2: I'm talking. Oh wait, when I'm.

1816
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,400
Speaker 5: Done and you're done, I have something really good to

1817
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:38,599
Speaker 5: say to you. Okay, go ahead.

1818
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:41,160
Speaker 4: And then I was getting all kinds of people that

1819
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 4: are like, oh, dude, that those are angels. And I

1820
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:48,080
Speaker 4: don't really believe in angels necessarily, but everyone, like a

1821
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,600
Speaker 4: ton of people are like, oh cardinals are like.

1822
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:53,960
Speaker 2: When angel is what I was gonna say to you, dude, Well, that's.

1823
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,559
Speaker 4: Why you gotta just let me finish so I can

1824
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:57,120
Speaker 4: complete my thoughtish.

1825
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,960
Speaker 2: And my dad is going through all his ship right now.

1826
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:03,080
Speaker 4: So I'm like, well, on the off chance that this

1827
01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:06,000
Speaker 4: is real, I don't want to just be murdering possible

1828
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:09,160
Speaker 4: my family who's like coming around, and also my family

1829
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:11,960
Speaker 4: they're wild, you know, they drink a lot of gin

1830
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:12,639
Speaker 4: and vodka.

1831
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:15,640
Speaker 2: They might be fucking drunk birds and hitting themselves in

1832
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:16,000
Speaker 2: the mirror.

1833
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:18,080
Speaker 5: Yes. This is the setup to this is that when

1834
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:22,320
Speaker 5: a cardinal visits you, there is some lore from I've

1835
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:24,479
Speaker 5: didn't research which culture or where it comes from, but

1836
01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:29,519
Speaker 5: the war is that that is a deceased family member

1837
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:31,720
Speaker 5: or friend coming to visit you.

1838
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,559
Speaker 4: And he guess what they're coming and they're shitting all

1839
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:38,080
Speaker 4: over my stuff. I mean, they're a shitty house guest.

1840
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,040
Speaker 5: They need to use the bathroom. They still need to

1841
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:40,679
Speaker 5: use the bathroom.

1842
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 7: Unless that comes from a Native American Indian. I'm not

1843
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:44,280
Speaker 7: buying that shit.

1844
01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:46,799
Speaker 5: I don't give them. I think that's where it's rooted.

1845
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,439
Speaker 5: I would think that that normally a lot of the

1846
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:52,920
Speaker 5: animal spirits and what they mean come from Native American lore.

1847
01:17:53,479 --> 01:17:55,759
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

1848
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,080
Speaker 1: Or a meth head or is this something a methead

1849
01:17:58,160 --> 01:17:58,720
Speaker 1: came up with it?

1850
01:17:59,520 --> 01:17:59,640
Speaker 7: Right?

1851
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,559
Speaker 1: I heard a cardinals, your fucking like dead grandma come

1852
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:04,559
Speaker 1: and say what's up?

1853
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:07,840
Speaker 2: Well? Also, my grandmother's favorite bird was cardinals.

1854
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:10,120
Speaker 5: Holy fuck, dude, Jesus Christ.

1855
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:12,400
Speaker 2: And even my dad was like, that could be grandma,

1856
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:13,280
Speaker 2: And I'm like.

1857
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,120
Speaker 3: Fuck, who said that was could be grandma?

1858
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:15,599
Speaker 5: My dad?

1859
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,680
Speaker 2: He was just joking. But I'm like, or, I don't know, no,

1860
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,559
Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna murder these cardinals.

1861
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:24,160
Speaker 3: This is reality shrouded in jokes. Is what's going on

1862
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:24,559
Speaker 3: right now?

1863
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:27,720
Speaker 2: I'm very bombed. I wanted to murder them, So.

1864
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:28,439
Speaker 3: What's the solution.

1865
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:31,160
Speaker 7: I was saying, maybe you could put lunch bags over

1866
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:32,040
Speaker 7: your mirrors.

1867
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I guess I gotta gotta go buy lunch

1868
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 2: bags now.

1869
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:37,040
Speaker 5: Well you can Amazon prime that shiit Noah, not an

1870
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,000
Speaker 5: ad Hey, you know somebody else also said return the

1871
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,280
Speaker 5: red truck, get a different color.

1872
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,439
Speaker 2: I don't have a red truck anymore. I already got

1873
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:43,920
Speaker 2: a new truck.

1874
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 1: It's not the truck, it's the mirror.

1875
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:48,519
Speaker 5: It's the birds. It's actually not even the mirror. It's

1876
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:52,000
Speaker 5: just somebody's somebody's. Adam's grandma is coming to visit him,

1877
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 5: and he wanted to shoot her.

1878
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:55,559
Speaker 2: And she's being fucking horrible.

1879
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:59,600
Speaker 5: Or Vella, she's testing you, dude, she's testing you.

1880
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:00,880
Speaker 3: Oh she always was.

1881
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:04,880
Speaker 4: No our Veila was pretty dope, But no was she though? Well, hey,

1882
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:07,120
Speaker 4: well in the afterlife, she's proven that she wasn't.

1883
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,240
Speaker 1: She was on the party bus.

1884
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:11,559
Speaker 7: She's just testing you, man, Like, come on, I think

1885
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,479
Speaker 7: you were also just too young to remember that. She

1886
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 7: was just a pile of shit, and she was She

1887
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,720
Speaker 7: would always shit on things, and she.

1888
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:18,519
Speaker 5: Would peck it near.

1889
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 2: She was constantly pecking.

1890
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:21,599
Speaker 5: You just don't remember it because you were young.

1891
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,400
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you decided not to murder the cardinal.

1892
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 1: I think that's the right decision. You know where I'm headed,

1893
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:32,000
Speaker 1: and I'll be live from next week when we record.

1894
01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:37,240
Speaker 1: This is forty one Hot Atlanta, The dirty Dirty, the

1895
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:41,040
Speaker 1: dirty dirty, very good I am. I'm shipping out to

1896
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:45,240
Speaker 1: Atlanta and this will be my first time ever visiting

1897
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:46,679
Speaker 1: the beautiful state of Georgia.

1898
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,240
Speaker 2: So I'm pretty damn you've never been to Atlanta.

1899
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:53,280
Speaker 1: I've never been to Atlanta. I'm like, so excited to go.

1900
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm very, very very excited.

1901
01:19:55,280 --> 01:20:05,320
Speaker 2: You got to hit up Magic City Monday sixty nine, dudes. Yeah,

1902
01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:09,400
Speaker 2: I'm very very excited for that good chicken wings. According

1903
01:20:09,479 --> 01:20:10,599
Speaker 2: to lou Will.

1904
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:13,720
Speaker 1: Yes, Lemon Pepper Lue. Oh well, that's the other thing.

1905
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:17,160
Speaker 1: Now that Atlanta Hawks have advanced to the next round,

1906
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:20,080
Speaker 1: maybe I'll even get to see a little NBA playoff

1907
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:21,080
Speaker 1: game while I'm out there.

1908
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,800
Speaker 4: You gotta go, hey, if that's the case, dude, I'm

1909
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:28,400
Speaker 4: in Charleston. I'll come down to Atlanta and catch COVID

1910
01:20:28,439 --> 01:20:29,040
Speaker 4: with you at a game.

1911
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:29,439
Speaker 5: Damn it.

1912
01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:32,799
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what i'd like to hear, Babe.

1913
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:33,840
Speaker 2: I love it.

1914
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,600
Speaker 5: Put a couple of weeks on the end of your productions,

1915
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:37,559
Speaker 5: all right.

1916
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,240
Speaker 2: I'm fully I'm fully backed up, man. They're not. They're

1917
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:40,800
Speaker 2: not catching me.

1918
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:43,320
Speaker 7: What's it like just running around in your thirties guys,

1919
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:44,200
Speaker 7: It's crazy.

1920
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1921
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:48,839
Speaker 1: I We'll say, I'm starting to feel a little flagrant

1922
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:50,960
Speaker 1: about like I've still rocked the mask and all that,

1923
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:54,120
Speaker 1: but I I, I don't know, I'm just like feeling good.

1924
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:55,519
Speaker 1: I'm feeling good about going space.

1925
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:59,960
Speaker 2: There's uh, there's there's no masks in in South Carolina anymore.

1926
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:02,640
Speaker 2: You go everywhere without masks right on.

1927
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:03,880
Speaker 1: Well, that rocks.

1928
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:06,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's pretty. It's pretty great. And I mean

1929
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:11,040
Speaker 4: they're assuming you're vaccinated and I am. But yeah, it's

1930
01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:15,040
Speaker 4: nice to feel like civilization is opening back up and

1931
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:17,719
Speaker 4: you're gonna have things that you can go do again,

1932
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:22,160
Speaker 4: and restaurants to go to and just dirty, dirty, dirty,

1933
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:25,600
Speaker 4: dirty dirty dirty, dirty dirty bars to go to.

1934
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:29,120
Speaker 5: Herty dirty ye dirty dirty dirty. Yeah.

1935
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:32,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like going into filthy places and you're like,

1936
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:34,240
Speaker 4: this is where COVID was born.

1937
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 2: But it's not catching me. I'm scared of you, motherfuck dude.

1938
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,640
Speaker 5: Honestly, that sounds so nice going into a dirty bar

1939
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 5: and just fucking I mean the only time I went

1940
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:45,640
Speaker 5: when I was sober was playing the guitar and it

1941
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:47,719
Speaker 5: would be so sick to just go play the fucking

1942
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:51,400
Speaker 5: guitar a loud as shit in a dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty,

1943
01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:52,280
Speaker 5: dirty dirty bar.

1944
01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 1: I love a good dive, dude.

1945
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:56,840
Speaker 5: I have the indoor board from Work of Hogs with

1946
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:58,680
Speaker 5: all the nar puns right here.

1947
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:03,719
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, oh the indo board pivotable pivotal.

1948
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:08,080
Speaker 5: Do you guys remember this? So everybody at home an

1949
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:08,880
Speaker 5: indo board.

1950
01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:10,799
Speaker 3: They're also known as bongo boards.

1951
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:13,400
Speaker 7: It's like a piece of wood you stand on in

1952
01:22:13,479 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 7: balance over like a wooden cylinder, and you kind of

1953
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:18,599
Speaker 7: rock back and forth and work on your balance.

1954
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:21,400
Speaker 5: And we had one of the writers from Acoholics and

1955
01:22:21,439 --> 01:22:23,200
Speaker 5: we wrote a bunch of stuff on it. Kyle, that's right.

1956
01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:25,840
Speaker 5: And here we have some of our nar puns that

1957
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:28,280
Speaker 5: are written on there, just making it says nargarita.

1958
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:32,200
Speaker 4: Oh hey, I'm thirsty and it's today's Cinco de Mayo,

1959
01:22:32,439 --> 01:22:35,559
Speaker 4: so as recording this episode, it is Synco de Mayo,

1960
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:36,960
Speaker 4: and I would love a nargarita.

1961
01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:41,400
Speaker 5: Would you also like a Gnard boiled egg? Pretty less?

1962
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:44,439
Speaker 1: So? But yeah, okay, hey wait hold on, yes, punts.

1963
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:51,519
Speaker 5: Listen, these are saying nar nar binks, Yes, punts, Leon

1964
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,120
Speaker 5: Nard Dog catchwaves.

1965
01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:53,719
Speaker 3: That's great.

1966
01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:59,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh pizza sus Nope.

1967
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:10,519
Speaker 14: No, nar Kelly Yeah, okay, okay, did I say camp

1968
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:11,599
Speaker 14: Gnardley Wakes.

1969
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:15,599
Speaker 3: That's the best one, right, that's really good.

1970
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:16,639
Speaker 1: That works on levels.

1971
01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:19,759
Speaker 2: Thank you for thank you for saving that one for last.

1972
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you.

1973
01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:24,640
Speaker 1: I did a little part in Entourage and it was

1974
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:27,600
Speaker 1: a scene with Jeremy Piven, and I remember I was like,

1975
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:30,160
Speaker 1: I was hell and nervous, and I was kind of

1976
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:33,280
Speaker 1: like kind of like biffing my lines a little bit,

1977
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:35,760
Speaker 1: and I remember Piven being like, bro, you don't sew

1978
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:39,479
Speaker 1: it up. You're getting axed, dude. He shook me to

1979
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:40,200
Speaker 1: the bones.

1980
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:43,120
Speaker 3: That's so cool. I love that he thinks that's his job.

1981
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:45,679
Speaker 5: Wait what did he said? You were getting cut dude.

1982
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:48,679
Speaker 1: He's like, come on, Blake, and I'm just like, oh, ship, dude,

1983
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 1: Jeremy Pittman is about to kick my ass?

1984
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:51,479
Speaker 5: What were you doing wrong?

1985
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:52,880
Speaker 1: Because he just wants to get out of there.

1986
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,439
Speaker 7: Sure, by the way, like that's gonna help, Like that's

1987
01:23:55,479 --> 01:23:57,680
Speaker 7: gonna help you, Like, yeah, for sure, thank you. Now

1988
01:23:57,720 --> 01:23:59,920
Speaker 7: I'm less nervous because you're yelling at me.

1989
01:24:00,439 --> 01:24:00,639
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1990
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:03,479
Speaker 1: Because the script, like you know, they really stick to

1991
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:05,599
Speaker 1: the script. It was one of those like sets where

1992
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:09,040
Speaker 1: you have to hit every word, don't add nothing.

1993
01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:12,160
Speaker 3: Well, dude, the jokes are solid gold on Entourage, you.

1994
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:15,640
Speaker 5: Know, I mean, just like, yeah, grammatical masterpieces.

1995
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,680
Speaker 2: I know you're kind of, you know, making fun of it,

1996
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:20,480
Speaker 2: and you're saying that sarcastically.

1997
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,599
Speaker 1: But wait, now you're crying.

1998
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:23,880
Speaker 3: I guess part of what I.

1999
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:24,880
Speaker 5: Just said was a joke.

2000
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:28,639
Speaker 4: But uh, I mean it was one a generational comedy

2001
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:31,559
Speaker 4: that a lot of people stand by, and it's it's

2002
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:32,880
Speaker 4: kind of how I live my life, so.

2003
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:35,560
Speaker 7: Right, I don't disagree. A lot of people stand by it.

2004
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:37,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you cry about I'm not crying.

2005
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:41,760
Speaker 1: It's cool because guys, I'm actually part of the Entourage universe.

2006
01:24:41,439 --> 01:24:42,160
Speaker 5: So you really are.

2007
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:43,160
Speaker 2: I'm jealous.

2008
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:44,400
Speaker 3: Did you come back in the movie?

2009
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:47,680
Speaker 5: How did I not see you in the show? Were

2010
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:50,040
Speaker 5: you in the show? You did make it?

2011
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:51,679
Speaker 2: Yeah? You were someone's roommate.

2012
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:54,080
Speaker 5: Is that correct? Blake, did you make it onto the show?

2013
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:57,000
Speaker 2: Yes, you like knock on a window and yeah.

2014
01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:00,760
Speaker 1: So Jeremy Piven, I believe is dating my roommate. She's

2015
01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:01,800
Speaker 1: kind of a younger girl.

2016
01:25:02,040 --> 01:25:05,479
Speaker 4: And and this is in the later later seasons, I

2017
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:08,720
Speaker 4: have no idea it is. And later seasons, he's going

2018
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:13,839
Speaker 4: through a Jeremy's uh Ari Gold is going through a breakup,

2019
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:18,160
Speaker 4: a separation with uh Missussuri because they never gave her name,

2020
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:19,559
Speaker 4: and really.

2021
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:21,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's part of the jokes. That's why it's so funny.

2022
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:22,519
Speaker 5: Grammatical masters.

2023
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,920
Speaker 4: He's going through a separation and then starts to date

2024
01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:27,880
Speaker 4: a younger woman that is Blake's roommate.

2025
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:31,880
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, so I I'm that girl's roommate. I knock

2026
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,720
Speaker 1: on the window and I'm like, hey, bro, do you

2027
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:38,200
Speaker 1: got any condoms? Because I guess I'm like blazing somebody.

2028
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:38,800
Speaker 1: Did you do?

2029
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:39,160
Speaker 4: Uh?

2030
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:40,960
Speaker 2: Well, maybe that was part of it. You like used

2031
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:42,280
Speaker 2: a voice that isn't your voice?

2032
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:42,640
Speaker 1: Right?

2033
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:45,760
Speaker 2: You were like, hey, brouh, was that a Blake?

2034
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:46,400
Speaker 5: Come on, man?

2035
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:49,160
Speaker 2: Do you like try did you like try to do

2036
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:50,840
Speaker 2: too much of a thing? And it kind of threw you.

2037
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:54,120
Speaker 5: He came in with his accent. Yeah, he was like, hey, bro,

2038
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:57,880
Speaker 5: oh right, might you go need Jimmy Capps? Was that it?

2039
01:25:58,479 --> 01:26:01,280
Speaker 1: I I don't. I think it was more just me

2040
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:04,680
Speaker 1: going like, uh the right, and they're like you have

2041
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:06,720
Speaker 1: to you have to hunch down and get in the

2042
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:09,200
Speaker 1: window and I kept being like my eyes above the

2043
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:11,559
Speaker 1: window and they're like, dude, you're just not in frame.

2044
01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:12,439
Speaker 1: This isn't working.

2045
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:14,000
Speaker 5: Just couldn't hit your mark.

2046
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:16,600
Speaker 2: It's not much of the delivery, but you didn't know

2047
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:17,840
Speaker 2: how to put your head in the window.

2048
01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:20,320
Speaker 1: It's so hard, dude. I didn't want to, you know,

2049
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:22,479
Speaker 1: intrude on mister Pivin's space.

2050
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:22,840
Speaker 12: Man.

2051
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:26,080
Speaker 4: And this wasn't Uh, this wasn't season one of work Garlics.

2052
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:28,120
Speaker 4: This is like we were like season three or four.

2053
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:29,800
Speaker 4: I think That's what I'm wondering too, Adam.

2054
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:33,680
Speaker 2: So I think you had done enough episode. This is

2055
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:35,559
Speaker 2: enough as a stunt cast a little bit.

2056
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:38,240
Speaker 4: This isn't You've done enough episodes of television that you

2057
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:39,840
Speaker 4: should know how to hit marks.

2058
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:40,559
Speaker 5: And you know the craft.

2059
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:44,040
Speaker 7: I was not with Jeremy Piven though manyeah exactly Golden

2060
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:46,439
Speaker 7: Globe or Emmy winning, I don't know what it was,

2061
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:47,840
Speaker 7: but that dude want something.

2062
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:50,000
Speaker 5: He just was biff and take. So you weren't hitting

2063
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:52,040
Speaker 5: your mark. Your head wasn't where it needed to be.

2064
01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:54,400
Speaker 1: It was a whole nother animal, dude. It was a

2065
01:26:54,439 --> 01:26:57,519
Speaker 1: whole nother animal. It wasn't like a new one working.

2066
01:26:57,680 --> 01:27:00,280
Speaker 5: Can you look at Jeremy and the eyes. Please, Lake,

2067
01:27:00,439 --> 01:27:02,800
Speaker 5: can you look at him like make this like you're

2068
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:05,599
Speaker 5: connecting with him? Is that okay? Can you bring your

2069
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:06,680
Speaker 5: head down a little bit?

2070
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:08,360
Speaker 3: And he looks at you and just said, and he's

2071
01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:10,519
Speaker 3: just shaking his head, don't do it? Didn't you look

2072
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:10,760
Speaker 3: at me?

2073
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:11,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing.

2074
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:16,840
Speaker 7: You would you rather find a possum at the foot

2075
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:19,639
Speaker 7: of your bed, like under your covers, or look down

2076
01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:21,800
Speaker 7: in the toilet and find a possum like in the

2077
01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:23,200
Speaker 7: water toilet.

2078
01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:25,200
Speaker 5: Wait? While, are you taking a ship though, or are

2079
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:27,280
Speaker 5: you Yeah, where you're sitting in pain? We get by

2080
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:29,800
Speaker 5: the way, we should get into that you're sitting though. Yeah,

2081
01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:31,719
Speaker 5: I gotta start. I gotta start.

2082
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:33,439
Speaker 2: What do you mean you got to start?

2083
01:27:33,479 --> 01:27:36,040
Speaker 5: I'm getting I gotta start sitting and peeing. I'm getting

2084
01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:39,160
Speaker 5: fucking railed for leaving the seat up. I'm so goddamn tired,

2085
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:41,880
Speaker 5: I'm not like paying attention, and I'm getting fucking.

2086
01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:43,760
Speaker 2: Rail Well, for sure, you piss all over the seat.

2087
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:48,920
Speaker 5: You're a monster. I'm messy too. Yeah, yeah, I fucking

2088
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:51,160
Speaker 5: spray all over. I hit the corners of the bathroom.

2089
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a real hoser.

2090
01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:55,360
Speaker 5: But do you leave the seat down when you piss though, No, no,

2091
01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:57,160
Speaker 5: I do not. I just don't put it back.

2092
01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:59,479
Speaker 7: I had a college roommate who did that, and we

2093
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:03,120
Speaker 7: had to fucking shake him down, beat his head, jump him.

2094
01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:04,800
Speaker 2: We had to have like a talk where we had

2095
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,680
Speaker 2: to lay this guy down and fuck him. We had

2096
01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:07,439
Speaker 2: to fuck this guy.

2097
01:28:08,479 --> 01:28:12,280
Speaker 1: I was like, open wide, yo, homie, can we talk

2098
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:13,000
Speaker 1: to you real quick?

2099
01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:14,719
Speaker 3: He would just piss on the seat.

2100
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,320
Speaker 5: We thought it was water for a long time, and

2101
01:28:17,439 --> 01:28:18,200
Speaker 5: then we realized.

2102
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:20,519
Speaker 3: We're like, wait, did you just not put the seat up?

2103
01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:22,640
Speaker 5: And he was like, oh no, and we were like

2104
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:26,519
Speaker 5: you you've been doing this for months. Sorry. I get

2105
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:29,080
Speaker 5: it though, sometimes, but you're like, you know, when you

2106
01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:30,960
Speaker 5: don't put the seat I have done that a lot

2107
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,720
Speaker 5: in the past, and it's like, I trust my aim.

2108
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:33,519
Speaker 5: I'm a great aim.

2109
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:35,160
Speaker 2: I'll be fine, but you're not.

2110
01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:37,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, So you do you are that guy?

2111
01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:39,720
Speaker 5: No, I'm not that guy anymore. I'm just leaving it

2112
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:42,080
Speaker 5: up now. I'm pulling it up and I'm leaving it up.

2113
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:43,800
Speaker 2: So you have been that guy.

2114
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,599
Speaker 4: When we used to share a bathroom, I remember multiple

2115
01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:48,640
Speaker 4: times and there'd be pissed on the seat back in

2116
01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:49,360
Speaker 4: the day for sure.

2117
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:50,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you know, I mean I was the only

2118
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,920
Speaker 5: one cleaning the bathroom, so I didn't think it really mattered.

2119
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:59,560
Speaker 5: Oh seven years, only one right here. Adam is like,

2120
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:03,120
Speaker 5: fair enough, fair enough, yeah, true, never clean the bathroom once.

2121
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:05,320
Speaker 1: Well, Adam's not going to clean your piss.

2122
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:07,960
Speaker 5: I I cleaned his. I cleaned his.

2123
01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:09,200
Speaker 2: I don't do that.

2124
01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:12,599
Speaker 4: I sit I have and I have forever. I sit

2125
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:15,360
Speaker 4: down and piss. When I'm at home, I sit down

2126
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:18,000
Speaker 4: and piss. Ninety five percent. I'm into it now right,

2127
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:20,080
Speaker 4: maybe more, Maybe it might be ninety nine.

2128
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:21,759
Speaker 2: Percent of the time. I'm always sitting down a pisson.

2129
01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:24,519
Speaker 2: People have been like, oh, is that in that like

2130
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:26,240
Speaker 2: a mask? Absolutely not.

2131
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:29,960
Speaker 4: It's way more comfortable. I piss for a really long time.

2132
01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:31,559
Speaker 4: I drink a lot of fluids.

2133
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:32,200
Speaker 8: That is true.

2134
01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:33,240
Speaker 2: I have to sit down.

2135
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:35,080
Speaker 3: You take short poops and long piece.

2136
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:38,719
Speaker 2: I do take short poops and really long piece.

2137
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:41,560
Speaker 5: I think the disconnect I have is like exposing my

2138
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:46,400
Speaker 5: ass well peeing, Like I think that that's a problem

2139
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:50,560
Speaker 5: and keep going please yeah, yeah, what else? I just

2140
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:53,479
Speaker 5: find it to be not like utilitarian. It's like, no,

2141
01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:57,360
Speaker 5: I have the hard ware to just well basically unzip stand.

2142
01:29:57,160 --> 01:29:59,599
Speaker 2: Up no, and we all know what that means.

2143
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:02,960
Speaker 5: Need to explain it? Yeah, well you know, like it's like,

2144
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:04,960
Speaker 5: why do I have to expose my ass and pull

2145
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,599
Speaker 5: my pants all the way down to my ankles when

2146
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,080
Speaker 5: all I really need to do is drop them a

2147
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:09,000
Speaker 5: couple of inches.

2148
01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:10,280
Speaker 3: Because you're gonna get on your phone for.

2149
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:12,160
Speaker 2: A minute, because you're just gonna look at your fake

2150
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:12,760
Speaker 2: the load off.

2151
01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:15,479
Speaker 5: Annie. I understand it's smarter. I get it's a little

2152
01:30:15,479 --> 01:30:18,040
Speaker 5: bit more intelligent, but this is the gripe I might

2153
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:19,200
Speaker 5: have with it. All right.

2154
01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:21,439
Speaker 4: See, I don't do it when I'm out in public,

2155
01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:24,880
Speaker 4: well not all the time, but usually public toilets are

2156
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:26,080
Speaker 4: a little more disgusting.

2157
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:27,599
Speaker 2: So you're like, I don't want to chill in there.

2158
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:29,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would never, Oh huh.

2159
01:30:29,479 --> 01:30:31,360
Speaker 4: I'd rather just take a piss in the journal and

2160
01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:34,400
Speaker 4: then go shoot birds. I'd rather just assassinate car.

2161
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:36,519
Speaker 1: Journal is the.

2162
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:40,080
Speaker 5: Journals gnarly too, because that shit splashes back like no other, like.

2163
01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:43,000
Speaker 2: You hit the little seashell man, No matter what you're.

2164
01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:45,120
Speaker 5: Getting a little missed, you're getting you're getting a missed.

2165
01:30:45,479 --> 01:30:47,439
Speaker 5: You don't piss straight ahead and like wrap it around

2166
01:30:47,479 --> 01:30:50,800
Speaker 5: the corner like in the corner. The best thing to

2167
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:53,200
Speaker 5: do is back up about six feet if I wear

2168
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:55,160
Speaker 5: shorts or sands social distance.

2169
01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:58,439
Speaker 1: It just completely opens my eyes yes to how much

2170
01:30:58,560 --> 01:31:00,479
Speaker 1: I'm pissing all over my feet?

2171
01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:02,240
Speaker 5: Right? Every time I.

2172
01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:06,640
Speaker 1: Urinal, so much pis gets on my legs, right, it's inevitable.

2173
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:07,760
Speaker 3: Here's a good question.

2174
01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:10,800
Speaker 7: And ladies at home who really don't spend time in

2175
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:14,120
Speaker 7: a men's bathroom, you might be shocked by this, but guys,

2176
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:19,800
Speaker 7: there's always at least some urine underneath a urinal.

2177
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:23,839
Speaker 3: Every time, every time without a bead the film and there's.

2178
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:27,080
Speaker 4: There's always so many pubes in the urinal as well, Like,

2179
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,599
Speaker 4: how how are your how are you shedding this much?

2180
01:31:30,479 --> 01:31:31,439
Speaker 2: It gets cleaned every day.

2181
01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:35,719
Speaker 7: Here's my question, what is the acceptable amount like square

2182
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:40,160
Speaker 7: inch wise of urine on the floor that you're like, God,

2183
01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:42,880
Speaker 7: that's gross. That's too much like the size of a.

2184
01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:45,680
Speaker 1: Hand when I slip, if I.

2185
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:49,439
Speaker 5: If I slip, going, that's bad.

2186
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:51,840
Speaker 1: I'm a little worried when you're.

2187
01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:53,200
Speaker 2: Barefoot and there's any amount.

2188
01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:57,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, if it's bigger than a hand, I can't. I'm like,

2189
01:31:57,760 --> 01:31:58,719
Speaker 7: that's fucking nasty.

2190
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:01,280
Speaker 5: But if it's like five drops, like five quarters on

2191
01:32:01,360 --> 01:32:01,639
Speaker 5: the floor.

2192
01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:04,559
Speaker 7: I'm like, yep, five quarters, like the size of five

2193
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:05,639
Speaker 7: quarters like drops.

2194
01:32:05,680 --> 01:32:06,719
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay.

2195
01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:07,120
Speaker 2: Well it is.

2196
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:10,120
Speaker 4: It is amazing, Like how much I feel like we're

2197
01:32:10,160 --> 01:32:12,560
Speaker 4: so much more open now as a society.

2198
01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:16,800
Speaker 1: And like, yes, Russians have ships that can go side

2199
01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:17,479
Speaker 1: to side.

2200
01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:21,639
Speaker 5: Right, and we have combustion engines. Yeah, it's definitely aliens.

2201
01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:23,640
Speaker 4: But like back in the day, there used to be

2202
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:26,559
Speaker 4: used to go to baseball games or basketball games or whatever,

2203
01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:29,640
Speaker 4: and there would just be a trough where you just

2204
01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:32,439
Speaker 4: all had to piss into a tub together and there'd

2205
01:32:32,479 --> 01:32:34,400
Speaker 4: be like a grown man right across from you.

2206
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:36,080
Speaker 2: And this is when we were children.

2207
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:39,240
Speaker 4: So you're just at dick height and there's just dicks

2208
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:42,479
Speaker 4: on each side of you pissing. There's a man directly

2209
01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:43,080
Speaker 4: in front.

2210
01:32:42,920 --> 01:32:44,639
Speaker 5: Of you, lots of pe lots of smell.

2211
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,240
Speaker 2: His dick is right in front of you.

2212
01:32:46,479 --> 01:32:48,000
Speaker 3: There's one resting on your shoulder.

2213
01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:51,760
Speaker 5: I got a big fucking boner right now. Hopefully there

2214
01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:53,880
Speaker 5: was no boners. Hopefully there was no boners.

2215
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:56,599
Speaker 4: You have to arc your piss up into this tub

2216
01:32:56,880 --> 01:32:59,759
Speaker 4: or your dad has to hold you with your legs

2217
01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:03,200
Speaker 4: angling as your as you pull out your little Dick

2218
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:07,040
Speaker 4: and just try to get it into What a nightmare situation.

2219
01:33:07,320 --> 01:33:10,280
Speaker 1: But also what a cool homie move to hold.

2220
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:11,479
Speaker 3: Your boy up, dude.

2221
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:14,880
Speaker 1: That's my move, boy dad, hashtag boy dad.

2222
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:16,040
Speaker 3: I'm so good at just.

2223
01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:18,639
Speaker 7: Like holding that dude up and I like shake him,

2224
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:21,439
Speaker 7: like when he's done, I give a whole body shake

2225
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:22,479
Speaker 7: to just get it out.

2226
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, if the bachelor party's really good, we're gonna be

2227
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:28,280
Speaker 1: doing that to each other in the Ozarks for sure.

2228
01:33:30,439 --> 01:33:32,519
Speaker 2: I hope that I get drunk enough that you guys

2229
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:37,160
Speaker 2: hold me up and shake me too. Together. The pisss

2230
01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:41,640
Speaker 2: my Dick, a writer on The Gemstones.

2231
01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:44,439
Speaker 4: He was telling me that he last year had to

2232
01:33:44,439 --> 01:33:46,920
Speaker 4: stay at a hotel and he was living in this

2233
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:51,360
Speaker 4: hotel throughout the whole production, and he got Inoculus and

2234
01:33:51,439 --> 01:33:54,160
Speaker 4: he was like, well, I got a crank down. So

2235
01:33:54,280 --> 01:33:56,439
Speaker 4: he's like watching the porno on there, which I don't

2236
01:33:56,439 --> 01:33:59,639
Speaker 4: even know how you find the porn. I can't even

2237
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:04,600
Speaker 4: find Supernatural and it's the app that they gave us

2238
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:07,160
Speaker 4: the the Oculus, so I should be able to easily

2239
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:07,479
Speaker 4: find it.

2240
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:09,920
Speaker 2: Anyways, he was on the porno.

2241
01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:14,040
Speaker 4: He's convinced that the maid came in and cleaned up

2242
01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:16,320
Speaker 4: as he was sitting there butt naked on the couch

2243
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:19,479
Speaker 4: jerking off at his hotel room and gave him ice.

2244
01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:21,760
Speaker 2: He was like, dude, I swar to god, there was.

2245
01:34:21,840 --> 01:34:25,400
Speaker 5: No ice there. So he was goggles and the headphones on.

2246
01:34:25,680 --> 01:34:27,960
Speaker 2: He had the full on goggles and the headphones on,

2247
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:31,280
Speaker 2: just jerking off on a couch and the maid comes

2248
01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:33,519
Speaker 2: in like the turned down service and just left the

2249
01:34:33,640 --> 01:34:36,000
Speaker 2: ice there for him. But I'm like, that's the funniest

2250
01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:36,679
Speaker 2: thing in the world.

2251
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,960
Speaker 5: I guess they've seen it all by now, right.

2252
01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:42,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh man, to be a maid, a maid at

2253
01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:45,800
Speaker 4: a hotel, I mean you must just see the weirdest,

2254
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:48,200
Speaker 4: wildest shit because people don't give a fuck out.

2255
01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:52,320
Speaker 5: This dude had a messy ass room, threw his goggles on,

2256
01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:54,479
Speaker 5: took out his chud.

2257
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:57,479
Speaker 1: Didn't put the do not disturb thing on your door.

2258
01:34:57,960 --> 01:35:00,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, I obviously didn't, right, he know he was doing

2259
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:03,280
Speaker 4: Yeah he was. He was hoping to get a little show, got.

2260
01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:06,519
Speaker 5: Lost, and then he fucking took the goggles off to

2261
01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:08,800
Speaker 5: clean up. And everything's clean, dude.

2262
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:09,639
Speaker 1: But that's the thing.

2263
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:13,080
Speaker 5: That's the thing. His whole fucking room is clean, with

2264
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:14,519
Speaker 5: new made around.

2265
01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:17,080
Speaker 2: He only told me about the the ice.

2266
01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:20,640
Speaker 4: But I'm like, what I mean, I need to have

2267
01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:22,760
Speaker 4: a follow up question and ask him if the bed

2268
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:25,560
Speaker 4: was made, if there's a little mint on his pillow.

2269
01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:27,560
Speaker 5: Or did she just like show up with ice and

2270
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:30,200
Speaker 5: then just drop that hell quickly and then be out

2271
01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:31,120
Speaker 5: of there, you know what I mean.

2272
01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:33,720
Speaker 4: My guess is it's probably that you don't want to

2273
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:36,879
Speaker 4: You don't want to stick around and watch.

2274
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:39,240
Speaker 5: That tap him on the shoulder and be like stirring

2275
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:39,679
Speaker 5: your ice.

2276
01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:44,080
Speaker 4: As we said, you know, men don't look it doesn't

2277
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:46,479
Speaker 4: look natural when when you see men jerking off, it

2278
01:35:46,560 --> 01:35:47,280
Speaker 4: looks right.

2279
01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:49,040
Speaker 7: It looks when you see a man with his legs

2280
01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:51,960
Speaker 7: behind his head, incredibly forced.

2281
01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:54,639
Speaker 2: This is forty weird wild stuff.

2282
01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:59,120
Speaker 1: This is forty. Indeed, gotta say limber, this is forty.

2283
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:03,080
Speaker 4: I was talking today about shit that we allegedly did

2284
01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:05,639
Speaker 4: in the past that like now, for sure we wouldn't

2285
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:07,600
Speaker 4: do one. We would probably get in all kinds of

2286
01:36:07,600 --> 01:36:08,400
Speaker 4: trouble for Yeah.

2287
01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:09,720
Speaker 5: Let's talk about it. And these are things that maybe

2288
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:10,400
Speaker 5: we didn't even do.

2289
01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:13,320
Speaker 2: And maybe allegedly that's why we're saying it. Allegedly we did.

2290
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:16,719
Speaker 2: Allegedly we didn't, But maybe.

2291
01:36:16,120 --> 01:36:17,920
Speaker 3: We're just podcasts. We're just being funny.

2292
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:20,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, we're telling funnies for the gigs, for the

2293
01:36:20,400 --> 01:36:21,200
Speaker 2: gigs and the chucks.

2294
01:36:21,439 --> 01:36:21,639
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2295
01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:25,720
Speaker 4: But remember when we were allegedly at Comic Con and

2296
01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:29,240
Speaker 4: we were playing beer pong with Kent Alterman, the old

2297
01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:32,719
Speaker 4: president of Comedy Central, and then we we like whipped

2298
01:36:32,720 --> 01:36:33,200
Speaker 4: our dicks.

2299
01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:34,920
Speaker 2: It was like the last like.

2300
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:38,720
Speaker 7: Ball, and we were losing in beer pong to I

2301
01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:42,160
Speaker 7: thought it was Kent, the drunk History guy. Yeah, it

2302
01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:44,160
Speaker 7: was Kent and drunk History, Yeah, Derek, I.

2303
01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:48,160
Speaker 5: Thought it was John Benjamin, wasn't it. I think it was.

2304
01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:51,639
Speaker 7: I think it was John Benjamin and drunk History dude.

2305
01:36:52,240 --> 01:36:53,240
Speaker 5: And Kent was watching.

2306
01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:55,599
Speaker 4: Kent was watching, Yeah, and Kent was watching, and he's

2307
01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:59,080
Speaker 4: the president of Comedy Central, essentially our big boss at

2308
01:36:59,160 --> 01:37:02,080
Speaker 4: Comedy Central, and we were playing with him and we

2309
01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:04,320
Speaker 4: just all like whipped our digs out and were like

2310
01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:05,439
Speaker 4: flapping him around.

2311
01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:07,599
Speaker 5: So we had only one cup left. We had one

2312
01:37:07,640 --> 01:37:08,120
Speaker 5: cup left.

2313
01:37:08,160 --> 01:37:10,280
Speaker 7: We were losing, and it was like we got to

2314
01:37:10,320 --> 01:37:13,120
Speaker 7: do anything, so they fucking can't beat us. You pulled

2315
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:15,040
Speaker 7: your nuts out. I got on my knees and started

2316
01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:24,439
Speaker 7: licking at them, allegedly allegedly, Yeah, dude, what and that's

2317
01:37:24,479 --> 01:37:25,000
Speaker 7: what happened?

2318
01:37:25,080 --> 01:37:25,679
Speaker 5: What happened?

2319
01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:26,559
Speaker 2: You weren't there a dog?

2320
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:28,320
Speaker 5: I was over by the cool dude.

2321
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:32,120
Speaker 1: I think that's a pretty common practice in beer pong,

2322
01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:33,639
Speaker 1: like the distraction technique.

2323
01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:34,240
Speaker 5: Oh yeah it is.

2324
01:37:34,439 --> 01:37:36,639
Speaker 3: We still lost. I think he still made the shot.

2325
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:38,920
Speaker 1: So you licked your friend's testicles and lost.

2326
01:37:39,040 --> 01:37:41,120
Speaker 5: I didn't actually lick it. I just was like flicking

2327
01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:43,040
Speaker 5: my tongue at it. How close were it?

2328
01:37:43,160 --> 01:37:43,200
Speaker 1: Was?

2329
01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:43,839
Speaker 2: Like close?

2330
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:45,479
Speaker 5: He was like, oh close? Word?

2331
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:48,040
Speaker 7: If anything, I was wafted. I was wafting the sense

2332
01:37:48,080 --> 01:37:48,719
Speaker 7: of it into.

2333
01:37:48,520 --> 01:37:51,400
Speaker 2: My He was wafting the smell into his own nose.

2334
01:37:51,760 --> 01:37:55,679
Speaker 1: I want to say, that's almost hotter bro, that's ak.

2335
01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:57,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know what I'm doing.

2336
01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:01,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't kick shame dirves his nosecarre extra close.

2337
01:38:02,320 --> 01:38:05,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, just kind of hot breathing on your friend's nut.

2338
01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:07,000
Speaker 3: I'm always like, you guys wanna play beer pong?

2339
01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:10,439
Speaker 2: Hey, you wouldn't play beer pong?

2340
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:13,960
Speaker 1: First ball out? You're like, distract you.

2341
01:38:14,520 --> 01:38:19,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's just oh, let's distract them, let's distract them.

2342
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:23,599
Speaker 2: Let's distract it. We don't have to yet.

2343
01:38:24,160 --> 01:38:26,479
Speaker 3: Oh, why are you making your dick mouth talk?

2344
01:38:27,240 --> 01:38:29,439
Speaker 5: Oh, let's distract him. You should pull your nuts out.

2345
01:38:29,520 --> 01:38:31,679
Speaker 5: Why are you pulling your ball sack over your dick?

2346
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:33,000
Speaker 5: We just started.

2347
01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:36,080
Speaker 2: That used to be such a move. Is pulling just

2348
01:38:36,240 --> 01:38:37,200
Speaker 2: your nut sack out?

2349
01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:39,760
Speaker 1: That was like then we called that bubble gum. You

2350
01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:42,320
Speaker 1: sat in gum, just kind of the skin.

2351
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:47,680
Speaker 3: I think I told this story at summer camp. One

2352
01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:48,400
Speaker 3: of our counselors.

2353
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:51,120
Speaker 7: Allegedly he like rolled us all up and he had

2354
01:38:51,439 --> 01:38:54,000
Speaker 7: he had his balls out of his boxer short hole,

2355
01:38:54,520 --> 01:38:56,280
Speaker 7: and he was like, yo, wake up, guys, hey and

2356
01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:57,040
Speaker 7: check out these new.

2357
01:38:57,040 --> 01:38:57,800
Speaker 5: Underwear I got.

2358
01:38:57,840 --> 01:38:59,679
Speaker 3: And we would all turn and look and his nuts

2359
01:38:59,720 --> 01:39:00,800
Speaker 3: are just be hilarious.

2360
01:39:03,320 --> 01:39:05,040
Speaker 5: Oh god, it was so funny.

2361
01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:07,519
Speaker 2: And he was standing over top of you just just

2362
01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:08,519
Speaker 2: jerking off.

2363
01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:12,040
Speaker 5: I mean, at that point, I'm like, I might as

2364
01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:12,800
Speaker 5: well suck it.

2365
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:15,200
Speaker 8: He taught and arrow.

2366
01:39:15,880 --> 01:39:19,000
Speaker 1: Okay, god, hey.

2367
01:39:22,439 --> 01:39:23,040
Speaker 8: There we go.

2368
01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:24,240
Speaker 1: Man, What a cool.

2369
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:27,479
Speaker 7: Relationship between like an eleven year old and probably like

2370
01:39:27,560 --> 01:39:31,640
Speaker 7: a seventeen and eighteen year old just like, shit's going crazy?

2371
01:39:32,120 --> 01:39:33,639
Speaker 3: How are camp counters in charge?

2372
01:39:33,840 --> 01:39:36,880
Speaker 2: And these kids are just laughing so hard they're crying.

2373
01:39:37,120 --> 01:39:37,640
Speaker 6: I miss that.

2374
01:39:37,840 --> 01:39:39,759
Speaker 2: I miss being a kid when you would just laugh

2375
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:45,519
Speaker 2: so hard that you would you're you were crying of yes, yeah.

2376
01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:47,840
Speaker 3: I don't laugh anymore. Everything got too real.

2377
01:39:48,080 --> 01:39:48,320
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2378
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:51,719
Speaker 2: Can we take a minute just to appreciate Jeremy Piven.

2379
01:39:51,840 --> 01:39:56,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, Hell hey, Evanston Township High School graduate. He's an

2380
01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:58,560
Speaker 7: alumni of the high school I went to.

2381
01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:01,400
Speaker 4: He was one of the first celebrities that I saw

2382
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:05,280
Speaker 4: in Hollywood. I was walking Running Canyon with me and

2383
01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:08,920
Speaker 4: I think Christine and our dog Rocky that we went

2384
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:10,800
Speaker 4: off the television show Who Gets the Dog?

2385
01:40:11,360 --> 01:40:13,120
Speaker 2: Check it out, It's on the FIGHTO network.

2386
01:40:13,439 --> 01:40:13,840
Speaker 5: And then.

2387
01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:20,960
Speaker 4: So I'm walking up Running Canyon and I'm walking up

2388
01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:25,920
Speaker 4: this steepway and he's running down the steepway holding shirtless,

2389
01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:30,600
Speaker 4: holding a mountain bike over his head with like.

2390
01:40:31,120 --> 01:40:32,559
Speaker 2: Six percent body pat or something.

2391
01:40:32,920 --> 01:40:33,400
Speaker 5: He stole it.

2392
01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:35,240
Speaker 2: I for sure he robbed somewhere.

2393
01:40:36,880 --> 01:40:37,800
Speaker 8: I think it was just like that.

2394
01:40:38,080 --> 01:40:40,840
Speaker 4: That was peak Entourage. Aourage was still on. It was

2395
01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:43,080
Speaker 4: probably like season three or four at that time, and

2396
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:46,160
Speaker 4: he was like a fucking star at that point, and

2397
01:40:46,200 --> 01:40:47,960
Speaker 4: I think he was just like, yo, I gotta get

2398
01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:49,920
Speaker 4: out there. Let Hollywood know that I can carry mountain

2399
01:40:49,960 --> 01:40:51,559
Speaker 4: bikes above my head and run running canyon.

2400
01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:01,120
Speaker 7: Another thing about the pe next is that when you're

2401
01:41:01,120 --> 01:41:02,960
Speaker 7: a kid, you're like trying to like fucking just off

2402
01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:04,320
Speaker 7: like it's his pee because you've got stage.

2403
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:04,519
Speaker 5: Right.

2404
01:41:04,960 --> 01:41:08,519
Speaker 7: These men have had like four twenty four ounce beers,

2405
01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:13,240
Speaker 7: so they're just ripping piss out of their hogs, right, give.

2406
01:41:13,120 --> 01:41:13,880
Speaker 11: Me hell yeah?

2407
01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:17,160
Speaker 2: And admittedly so much easier to piss after you've had

2408
01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:17,639
Speaker 2: a few beers.

2409
01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:19,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you can'tnot even if it's.

2410
01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:22,400
Speaker 4: Not just the amount of fluid that's in you. It's

2411
01:41:22,520 --> 01:41:25,880
Speaker 4: just you don't care your dicks out. You're pisseding in

2412
01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:27,960
Speaker 4: front of other men. It's fine, you're all doing it.

2413
01:41:28,120 --> 01:41:31,640
Speaker 7: It's like the proton blaster from Ghostbusters, too, right, you

2414
01:41:31,720 --> 01:41:32,720
Speaker 7: can barely control it.

2415
01:41:32,960 --> 01:41:36,400
Speaker 2: Right, it's science. It's almost exactly like the proton blaster.

2416
01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:41,280
Speaker 5: Don't cross the streams. Don't don't cross the streams.

2417
01:41:40,920 --> 01:41:45,840
Speaker 2: Across the Did I tell you guys about this? Last week?

2418
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:47,960
Speaker 2: I went to this woman, she's a healer.

2419
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:54,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, they reckon people on set recommended me because I

2420
01:41:54,760 --> 01:41:57,600
Speaker 4: I know, I have this neck thing where I like

2421
01:41:57,720 --> 01:41:58,479
Speaker 4: tweaked my neck.

2422
01:41:58,680 --> 01:42:01,160
Speaker 2: It's been years now, and you guys probably always see

2423
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:03,800
Speaker 2: me crack it and shit and and you do that. Yeah,

2424
01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:04,760
Speaker 2: it's kind of fucked up.

2425
01:42:05,160 --> 01:42:07,800
Speaker 4: And so I like really tweaked it the other week

2426
01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:09,479
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, my neck, my neck, and

2427
01:42:09,479 --> 01:42:11,160
Speaker 4: I'm on set and they're like you should go to

2428
01:42:11,240 --> 01:42:14,400
Speaker 4: the heeler. And I'm like, uh okay, and I'm telling

2429
01:42:14,479 --> 01:42:15,960
Speaker 4: Chloe about it, and I'm like, I'm gonna go to

2430
01:42:16,040 --> 01:42:16,680
Speaker 4: the heeler.

2431
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:19,280
Speaker 2: And Chloe's like, you're gonna get jerked off. You're for

2432
01:42:19,360 --> 01:42:21,400
Speaker 2: sure getting jerked off, right nice.

2433
01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:22,960
Speaker 5: He's like, I'm coming with as long as she got

2434
01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:23,519
Speaker 5: six hours.

2435
01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:25,120
Speaker 2: And then I go to the heeler and I come

2436
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,599
Speaker 2: back and she was like, how was the jerk off session?

2437
01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:30,920
Speaker 2: And I'm like her, foe, arms are still burned.

2438
01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:33,640
Speaker 5: No, she's a six hour heelerut them.

2439
01:42:34,439 --> 01:42:35,240
Speaker 1: It's a lot of healing.

2440
01:42:35,360 --> 01:42:36,320
Speaker 5: I'm bringing my ocula.

2441
01:42:36,600 --> 01:42:39,160
Speaker 4: What she was doing is it like I carry all

2442
01:42:39,240 --> 01:42:41,599
Speaker 4: my you know, I'm a maniac, and so I work

2443
01:42:41,640 --> 01:42:43,479
Speaker 4: out all the time and I never stretch, and I

2444
01:42:43,600 --> 01:42:46,680
Speaker 4: never do yoga or like do anything, and never even

2445
01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:50,200
Speaker 4: get massages, and so like I'm just this ball of stress.

2446
01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:52,519
Speaker 2: And she was like, my neck is fucked up.

2447
01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:55,560
Speaker 4: So she's like rubbing my legs and shit and like

2448
01:42:55,920 --> 01:42:59,680
Speaker 4: and like relaxing muscles like in my arm pits and

2449
01:42:59,760 --> 01:43:03,240
Speaker 4: down my back and it's releasing the muscles.

2450
01:43:03,120 --> 01:43:03,800
Speaker 2: All the way up.

2451
01:43:03,960 --> 01:43:06,400
Speaker 4: And by the end of it, I'm just like Muldible

2452
01:43:06,479 --> 01:43:09,519
Speaker 4: clay Man and I'm a like wet no feeling way better.

2453
01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:12,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, did it like release some shit in you? And

2454
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:14,280
Speaker 1: he like kind of like got naturally high. I heard

2455
01:43:14,400 --> 01:43:17,920
Speaker 1: like when you start to detach all those muscles from

2456
01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:20,719
Speaker 1: stuff and like relax, you can actually catch like sort

2457
01:43:20,720 --> 01:43:21,320
Speaker 1: of a buzz.

2458
01:43:22,479 --> 01:43:24,200
Speaker 2: Well, you feel mad good.

2459
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:26,960
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say it was high. The weed I smoked

2460
01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:29,200
Speaker 4: before going in there is what got me high.

2461
01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:33,160
Speaker 1: Okay, that's my boy, And.

2462
01:43:33,240 --> 01:43:35,559
Speaker 4: Every family is different. That's just how my family deals

2463
01:43:35,640 --> 01:43:38,120
Speaker 4: with stuff. Is like you have to make light out

2464
01:43:38,160 --> 01:43:41,559
Speaker 4: of it. And like my dad has called himself cancer Dad. Yeah,

2465
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:45,280
Speaker 4: and and so we're all calling him cancer Dad. And

2466
01:43:45,840 --> 01:43:48,840
Speaker 4: he wants to be a cancer fluencer or canfluencer.

2467
01:43:49,439 --> 01:43:50,200
Speaker 5: Uh is that real?

2468
01:43:50,280 --> 01:43:53,040
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's real or not, but he

2469
01:43:53,240 --> 01:43:55,600
Speaker 4: wants to be that. When we were joking that he

2470
01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:58,360
Speaker 4: should be that. So and get like he's like on

2471
01:43:58,520 --> 01:44:01,479
Speaker 4: a pass boat and he's sponsored by bass pro shops

2472
01:44:02,040 --> 01:44:04,040
Speaker 4: because like, fishing is a thing you can do when

2473
01:44:04,040 --> 01:44:06,600
Speaker 4: you're dealing with cancer treatment because it doesn't exert a

2474
01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:07,240
Speaker 4: lot of energy.

2475
01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:10,160
Speaker 1: I love the idea of Dennis doing like a little

2476
01:44:10,200 --> 01:44:12,880
Speaker 1: low budget commercial where he like catches cancer out of

2477
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:15,000
Speaker 1: the lake. He's like, I'll be throwing this back.

2478
01:44:16,439 --> 01:44:18,479
Speaker 2: Hey, this is a catchen release.

2479
01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:21,080
Speaker 5: Yes, that awesome.

2480
01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:26,160
Speaker 4: I also worked at a pumpkin patch slash haunted house,

2481
01:44:26,439 --> 01:44:29,719
Speaker 4: and me and Austin worked there, my good friend Austin Anderson,

2482
01:44:30,120 --> 01:44:32,559
Speaker 4: and I wasn't fired. I just was not asked back

2483
01:44:32,680 --> 01:44:36,479
Speaker 4: because we both played two monsters and I was in

2484
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:39,599
Speaker 4: a or Austin I don't know. We kept trading off

2485
01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:41,519
Speaker 4: and on, but one of us were in a costume

2486
01:44:41,600 --> 01:44:44,920
Speaker 4: that was like eight feet tall, and so you're this

2487
01:44:45,080 --> 01:44:49,040
Speaker 4: giant monster that comes out from behind this trick wall.

2488
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:51,479
Speaker 5: You on still so your neck is long, No.

2489
01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:53,960
Speaker 4: It's like the head is kind of resting on your

2490
01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:55,880
Speaker 4: shoulders and it goes up from there.

2491
01:44:56,439 --> 01:44:59,960
Speaker 2: And we kept acting like we were fucking each other,

2492
01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:01,280
Speaker 2: Like we'd walk in the room.

2493
01:45:02,200 --> 01:45:03,960
Speaker 4: We'd walk in the room and I'd act like I'm

2494
01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:07,000
Speaker 4: fucking him or he'd act like he's fucking me, and uh.

2495
01:45:07,520 --> 01:45:10,120
Speaker 2: And so it wasn't really scary as much as just like, oh,

2496
01:45:10,160 --> 01:45:12,479
Speaker 2: those dude guys are just out of each other.

2497
01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:16,759
Speaker 5: What's going on? Would you call that a gay experiment?

2498
01:45:17,240 --> 01:45:18,280
Speaker 2: That might be an experiment.

2499
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:20,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, but we had a fan ask

2500
01:45:20,560 --> 01:45:21,879
Speaker 3: if we ever had a get experiment.

2501
01:45:22,240 --> 01:45:25,439
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe maybe that's what I get bodywork like once

2502
01:45:25,479 --> 01:45:25,840
Speaker 7: a month.

2503
01:45:26,080 --> 01:45:28,400
Speaker 3: But it's crue Yeah.

2504
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:31,200
Speaker 5: It hurts so goddamn like there's no path, Like I

2505
01:45:31,360 --> 01:45:32,479
Speaker 5: might pass out from the pain.

2506
01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:35,200
Speaker 7: This dude who works me is like this ex football player.

2507
01:45:35,280 --> 01:45:42,639
Speaker 7: Now he's like a powerlifter, and I'm always like, we'll

2508
01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:46,120
Speaker 7: post the picture, but it's brutal, Like I got. You

2509
01:45:46,280 --> 01:45:48,800
Speaker 7: can't exercise it workout the next day because he's like

2510
01:45:48,960 --> 01:45:52,920
Speaker 7: separated the muscles from like each other that he like

2511
01:45:53,040 --> 01:45:54,000
Speaker 7: tender rizes the meat.

2512
01:45:54,479 --> 01:45:56,639
Speaker 1: That sounded boat right, he's got you walking, funny.

2513
01:45:57,320 --> 01:45:59,920
Speaker 7: I feel you'll have to let's just say I walked

2514
01:46:00,479 --> 01:46:01,040
Speaker 7: when I leave that.

2515
01:46:03,479 --> 01:46:05,160
Speaker 2: Guy Fox honders for sure.

2516
01:46:05,360 --> 01:46:08,400
Speaker 1: But to say that, Adam, you called this woman a healer,

2517
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:10,720
Speaker 1: there's are is the guy we're talking about? Is it

2518
01:46:10,960 --> 01:46:12,519
Speaker 1: a healer or is this a.

2519
01:46:12,560 --> 01:46:16,000
Speaker 3: Guy who does bodywork on athletes like myself?

2520
01:46:16,320 --> 01:46:19,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's uh, it's it's a it's like

2521
01:46:19,360 --> 01:46:25,000
Speaker 4: a mix of a chiropractice a chiropractitioner and a chiropractor

2522
01:46:25,240 --> 01:46:28,360
Speaker 4: and a massage therapist and it's like the mix of

2523
01:46:28,439 --> 01:46:30,720
Speaker 4: those two disciplines, and.

2524
01:46:31,160 --> 01:46:32,360
Speaker 2: Uh, I don't know.

2525
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:34,960
Speaker 4: At first, I was like, am I gonna like rub

2526
01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:37,960
Speaker 4: crystals all over me and like smother myself in sage

2527
01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:41,320
Speaker 4: and shit, which I'm I don't I would try because

2528
01:46:41,640 --> 01:46:44,280
Speaker 4: who cares? But also I'm like not trying to spend

2529
01:46:44,320 --> 01:46:47,840
Speaker 4: like two hundred fifty bucks on on rubbing stage on myself.

2530
01:46:48,120 --> 01:46:51,240
Speaker 4: So I was actually really pleased that this one, and

2531
01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:53,439
Speaker 4: I went twice. I actually went this morning, and I

2532
01:46:53,520 --> 01:46:56,439
Speaker 4: went once a week ago, and she was like, it'll

2533
01:46:56,520 --> 01:46:59,880
Speaker 4: probably last for like five or six days and then

2534
01:47:00,360 --> 01:47:02,360
Speaker 4: you know, stretch every day and then you're gonna probably

2535
01:47:02,439 --> 01:47:04,560
Speaker 4: want to come back. And then I waited about a

2536
01:47:04,640 --> 01:47:07,240
Speaker 4: little over a week, and then sure enough, about a

2537
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:09,960
Speaker 4: week and some change in it started to hurt again.

2538
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:12,160
Speaker 1: Your body just seized, yea, all of a.

2539
01:47:12,120 --> 01:47:15,080
Speaker 2: Sudden, My my body sees back up. But it was cool, man.

2540
01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:17,600
Speaker 2: So now I'm like, oh, should I be into some

2541
01:47:17,720 --> 01:47:19,519
Speaker 2: fucking wellness dog bro?

2542
01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:21,439
Speaker 5: Should saying hey, when you get back to l A,

2543
01:47:21,479 --> 01:47:23,799
Speaker 5: I'll sending to my guy. It's brutal.

2544
01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:25,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to get into some wellness.

2545
01:47:26,000 --> 01:47:29,120
Speaker 4: I'm trying to do some whim hoff, you know, sitting

2546
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:31,200
Speaker 4: some fucking ice, sitting an ice barrel.

2547
01:47:31,600 --> 01:47:33,600
Speaker 1: I love that as we're all talking about this, we

2548
01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:37,000
Speaker 1: keep like kind of like adjusting, Like just talking about

2549
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:39,320
Speaker 1: it makes my body hurt. This is forty.

2550
01:47:42,120 --> 01:47:44,639
Speaker 3: By the way, Twinkle Twinkle and ABC are the same song.

2551
01:47:44,960 --> 01:47:45,920
Speaker 5: Yes, they are same me?

2552
01:47:46,320 --> 01:47:48,120
Speaker 1: Okay, which is it is important?

2553
01:47:48,280 --> 01:47:50,720
Speaker 5: That's a mind blower when you first realize that is

2554
01:47:50,760 --> 01:47:51,000
Speaker 5: that for?

2555
01:47:51,280 --> 01:47:51,880
Speaker 8: Is that for real?

2556
01:47:51,920 --> 01:47:52,080
Speaker 12: Bam?

2557
01:47:52,240 --> 01:47:52,400
Speaker 5: Yeah?

2558
01:47:52,479 --> 01:47:55,599
Speaker 7: Ready you sing ABC's at the same time. I'll sing

2559
01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:56,519
Speaker 7: Twinkle Twinkle.

2560
01:47:56,680 --> 01:47:57,920
Speaker 2: Okay, good because I don't know the words.

2561
01:47:58,760 --> 01:48:03,479
Speaker 8: Ready A, B, C, D E, F G H, I,

2562
01:48:03,800 --> 01:48:07,560
Speaker 8: J K, L, M N O, P Q R S

2563
01:48:08,320 --> 01:48:09,160
Speaker 8: t U V.

2564
01:48:11,920 --> 01:48:14,280
Speaker 2: Say nine, No, I.

2565
01:48:17,600 --> 01:48:20,360
Speaker 5: Don't give it to you time? Won't you sing with

2566
01:48:20,520 --> 01:48:21,719
Speaker 5: that real a frog?

2567
01:48:22,360 --> 01:48:25,040
Speaker 3: Was that Kyle saying that, but X can't give it

2568
01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:26,240
Speaker 3: to you the X gonna give it?

2569
01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:26,880
Speaker 1: No? That was me.

2570
01:48:27,160 --> 01:48:30,280
Speaker 5: No, I was genuinely singing the ending of it, XNA

2571
01:48:30,280 --> 01:48:30,720
Speaker 5: give it to you.

2572
01:48:31,160 --> 01:48:31,960
Speaker 1: That was really cool.

2573
01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:34,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought that was a sound thing

2574
01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:34,960
Speaker 3: or I don't.

2575
01:48:34,800 --> 01:48:35,600
Speaker 5: Know what I thought that was?

2576
01:48:35,720 --> 01:48:36,280
Speaker 1: You got scared.

2577
01:48:36,360 --> 01:48:37,679
Speaker 2: So you think I sound cool?

2578
01:48:38,200 --> 01:48:40,720
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, thanks dude, you sound like a sound board.

2579
01:48:40,760 --> 01:48:41,320
Speaker 2: Appreciate that.

2580
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:43,920
Speaker 5: That was the first joke I remember laughing so hard

2581
01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:46,920
Speaker 5: that I would fucking cry my eyes out as a

2582
01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:49,720
Speaker 5: little kid learning the A B c's, we go through

2583
01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:52,640
Speaker 5: all the A B c's, and at the end, you'd say, like, uh,

2584
01:48:52,880 --> 01:48:55,679
Speaker 5: next time, won't you sing with me? You know that part.

2585
01:48:55,800 --> 01:48:57,600
Speaker 5: But what we would do in my car, we go

2586
01:48:57,680 --> 01:48:59,360
Speaker 5: through the whole thing is all about the setup, and

2587
01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:02,200
Speaker 5: then we say, next time, won't you sing with a frog?

2588
01:49:04,160 --> 01:49:05,200
Speaker 5: Eat up.

2589
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:07,120
Speaker 8: Point?

2590
01:49:07,240 --> 01:49:09,479
Speaker 5: And you could change it every time. Every time you

2591
01:49:09,640 --> 01:49:13,040
Speaker 5: change it, you'd be like, you'd be like, next time,

2592
01:49:13,240 --> 01:49:16,800
Speaker 5: won't you sing with a monkey? It's like, oh, it's

2593
01:49:16,920 --> 01:49:21,439
Speaker 5: just a great wow, that is pretty good, huh special.

2594
01:49:21,640 --> 01:49:24,080
Speaker 5: I loved it. Hey, frog was the funniest by far

2595
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:26,040
Speaker 5: for me. That's why I remember that. But it was

2596
01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:29,120
Speaker 5: like it was just that confusion attack at the end

2597
01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:31,960
Speaker 5: of a giant setup that fucking cracked me up.

2598
01:49:32,040 --> 01:49:33,719
Speaker 4: And I wonder if we can look at the analytics

2599
01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:37,040
Speaker 4: and see how many people tuned out during Kyle's story, right.

2600
01:49:37,040 --> 01:49:38,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's check it out, check the RSS fee.

2601
01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:41,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, just if we look at that if we have iHeartRadio,

2602
01:49:41,280 --> 01:49:44,120
Speaker 4: look at the analytics and how many people just decided

2603
01:49:44,160 --> 01:49:46,840
Speaker 4: to stop listening to the podcast fifty minutes in, because

2604
01:49:47,000 --> 01:49:48,400
Speaker 4: I'd like to do an early apology.

2605
01:49:48,479 --> 01:49:52,679
Speaker 5: I'm just knee deeper and fucking toddlers. That is, knee

2606
01:49:52,720 --> 01:49:55,800
Speaker 5: deep in a baby. I'm basically handling about. I got

2607
01:49:55,920 --> 01:49:58,320
Speaker 5: three fifty pound dogs, a baby in a two and

2608
01:49:58,360 --> 01:50:00,280
Speaker 5: a half year old, and I'm changing diapers all day.

2609
01:50:00,680 --> 01:50:05,640
Speaker 5: All right, I'm living in a night It's you know,

2610
01:50:05,920 --> 01:50:08,479
Speaker 5: I think I'm fucking dealing with like six pounds of

2611
01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:11,400
Speaker 5: shit on a daily basis. That's a lot like six.

2612
01:50:11,360 --> 01:50:12,280
Speaker 3: Pounds, that is true.

2613
01:50:12,360 --> 01:50:14,479
Speaker 4: So now you're talking to a bunch of grown ass

2614
01:50:14,560 --> 01:50:17,120
Speaker 4: men and you're like, I'm only used to talking about

2615
01:50:17,320 --> 01:50:20,479
Speaker 4: like ABC's and how fun it is to end it

2616
01:50:20,560 --> 01:50:21,440
Speaker 4: with frog.

2617
01:50:21,280 --> 01:50:22,280
Speaker 2: And how funny that is.

2618
01:50:22,760 --> 01:50:24,680
Speaker 4: And then you talk to like your three buddies who

2619
01:50:25,320 --> 01:50:27,479
Speaker 4: are damned near forty years old. And I tell that

2620
01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:30,880
Speaker 4: same story, thinking it's going to get some chucks and gigs. Yeah,

2621
01:50:31,520 --> 01:50:32,120
Speaker 4: and it doesn't.

2622
01:50:32,360 --> 01:50:35,519
Speaker 5: And I understand that or at least a smile or something,

2623
01:50:35,600 --> 01:50:38,360
Speaker 5: you know, something less critical from three of my best friends.

2624
01:50:39,160 --> 01:50:40,639
Speaker 2: Hey, I love you. I love you, Bud.

2625
01:50:41,400 --> 01:50:43,400
Speaker 4: You know that wasn't the best story, but I still

2626
01:50:43,479 --> 01:50:46,599
Speaker 4: love you, and I tell stories that suck too sometimes.

2627
01:50:47,760 --> 01:50:49,160
Speaker 5: Do you want to know why I got fired from

2628
01:50:49,160 --> 01:50:49,760
Speaker 5: the pumpkin farm?

2629
01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:50,120
Speaker 2: Oh?

2630
01:50:50,240 --> 01:50:50,960
Speaker 5: Sure, of course.

2631
01:50:51,080 --> 01:50:51,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2632
01:50:51,640 --> 01:50:55,720
Speaker 5: Because I took two steak sandwiches every day and they

2633
01:50:55,880 --> 01:50:58,000
Speaker 5: weren't having it. They would give out lunch and I

2634
01:50:58,040 --> 01:51:00,760
Speaker 5: would always pocket too, and they were like, dude, you

2635
01:51:00,880 --> 01:51:01,280
Speaker 5: gotta go.

2636
01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:03,760
Speaker 3: Did you say you were a growing boy?

2637
01:51:04,080 --> 01:51:05,800
Speaker 5: And they wouldn't let me do it? Man, they didn't

2638
01:51:05,840 --> 01:51:07,840
Speaker 5: dig it, and I sucked their parking duty, like I

2639
01:51:07,880 --> 01:51:10,240
Speaker 5: would not help people park I just stood out there.

2640
01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:11,960
Speaker 5: So you stole and did a poor job.

2641
01:51:12,080 --> 01:51:14,000
Speaker 2: You were a thief and bad at the job.

2642
01:51:14,200 --> 01:51:18,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, Hey you're back.

2643
01:51:19,120 --> 01:51:20,840
Speaker 7: Here's the real ship. I mean, I think you guys

2644
01:51:20,960 --> 01:51:23,240
Speaker 7: know about my doopy trends, my arthritis.

2645
01:51:24,120 --> 01:51:27,080
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, that's bad.

2646
01:51:27,320 --> 01:51:30,760
Speaker 5: Really really what's wait, what's the wording in them? What's

2647
01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:33,920
Speaker 5: the word? It's doopy dooopy trends. Look at this? See that?

2648
01:51:34,040 --> 01:51:37,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, J has a what what is it

2649
01:51:37,240 --> 01:51:38,880
Speaker 1: like a vein in the middle of your hand?

2650
01:51:39,000 --> 01:51:39,120
Speaker 5: Yo?

2651
01:51:39,240 --> 01:51:40,120
Speaker 2: Dog? You an alien?

2652
01:51:40,479 --> 01:51:43,880
Speaker 7: No, it's like, uh, the tendon starts like scrunching up.

2653
01:51:44,439 --> 01:51:48,800
Speaker 7: Oh my god, it's like a Scandinavian arthritis. So basically, uh,

2654
01:51:49,560 --> 01:51:52,479
Speaker 7: I guess I'm a Viking. Yeah, yeah, your hand just

2655
01:51:52,560 --> 01:51:54,840
Speaker 7: slowly closes. My dad had it, but he got it

2656
01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:57,000
Speaker 7: in his like sixties. I got it when I was

2657
01:51:57,040 --> 01:51:57,800
Speaker 7: like thirty five.

2658
01:51:58,600 --> 01:52:01,360
Speaker 1: Was that like an evolutionary trait? Because they were like

2659
01:52:01,560 --> 01:52:04,560
Speaker 1: always just grabbing oars or how to axe.

2660
01:52:04,320 --> 01:52:06,080
Speaker 5: In their hand rolling a long boat.

2661
01:52:06,200 --> 01:52:08,519
Speaker 4: Their hands were never oh by, I thought, too, what

2662
01:52:08,920 --> 01:52:12,559
Speaker 4: is uh like, what's gonna happen like through the years,

2663
01:52:12,640 --> 01:52:14,519
Speaker 4: So your palm is all fucked up and now it's

2664
01:52:14,560 --> 01:52:15,160
Speaker 4: gonna like they.

2665
01:52:15,160 --> 01:52:19,120
Speaker 7: Tell me that eventually my hand will like close like

2666
01:52:19,240 --> 01:52:23,320
Speaker 7: this and then I have to like a surgery or

2667
01:52:23,360 --> 01:52:25,120
Speaker 7: some kind of operation to like open it up.

2668
01:52:25,720 --> 01:52:27,439
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know, or are you're gonna be like

2669
01:52:27,520 --> 01:52:29,680
Speaker 1: remember Bob Dole how he had like always had to

2670
01:52:29,720 --> 01:52:31,000
Speaker 1: grab a pen all the time?

2671
01:52:31,640 --> 01:52:31,800
Speaker 13: Right?

2672
01:52:31,920 --> 01:52:33,240
Speaker 1: Did he have dookie trends.

2673
01:52:33,040 --> 01:52:34,879
Speaker 5: Or did he like, yeah, I might run for president.

2674
01:52:35,240 --> 01:52:36,439
Speaker 1: Durors running for president.

2675
01:52:37,080 --> 01:52:39,720
Speaker 5: I think that was a war thing for Bob Dole.

2676
01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:42,200
Speaker 1: No war thing, Yeah, I think so too.

2677
01:52:42,360 --> 01:52:44,799
Speaker 5: Yeah? Or did he have a stroke? I lost some feeling.

2678
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:46,760
Speaker 7: I feel like this is another example of us being

2679
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:49,040
Speaker 7: like it was a war thing for sure, moving on

2680
01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:51,760
Speaker 7: definitely was a war thing, and then every DM being like,

2681
01:52:51,840 --> 01:52:54,599
Speaker 7: you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, maybe we'll take it back early.

2682
01:52:54,840 --> 01:52:57,639
Speaker 7: We don't know shit about Bob Dole except for Norm

2683
01:52:57,720 --> 01:52:58,880
Speaker 7: McDonald on SNL.

2684
01:52:59,000 --> 01:53:00,160
Speaker 1: Bob Dole was a fro.

2685
01:53:00,439 --> 01:53:02,400
Speaker 4: Was this girl that's saying best friends and we all

2686
01:53:02,439 --> 01:53:04,680
Speaker 4: got it wrong and then everyone just came after it.

2687
01:53:04,760 --> 01:53:06,439
Speaker 2: It was like sweetea or something?

2688
01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:10,360
Speaker 1: Yeah sweet yeah, so sweety yeah, my best friend. I

2689
01:53:10,479 --> 01:53:13,080
Speaker 1: let us down the path that it was Meghan the Stallion,

2690
01:53:13,160 --> 01:53:15,120
Speaker 1: But that was a funny little run or two about

2691
01:53:15,200 --> 01:53:16,920
Speaker 1: Megan the comedian. Good job guys.

2692
01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:20,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I watched The Departy the other day.

2693
01:53:20,520 --> 01:53:25,520
Speaker 7: In the accents insane the way they say copsps.

2694
01:53:27,080 --> 01:53:28,479
Speaker 2: But it has to roll off the tongue.

2695
01:53:28,479 --> 01:53:31,280
Speaker 4: If they can tell that you're like gearing up to

2696
01:53:31,400 --> 01:53:34,719
Speaker 4: say co ops, they're like, fuck this guy.

2697
01:53:35,160 --> 01:53:38,439
Speaker 1: Right, Well, it's just a weird character choice where every

2698
01:53:39,040 --> 01:53:42,120
Speaker 1: everything you're saying, you're thinking, you're.

2699
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:46,000
Speaker 2: Like co ops. Yeah, you're just moving your face way

2700
01:53:46,080 --> 01:53:48,559
Speaker 2: too much, Like all right, it seems like you're really

2701
01:53:48,680 --> 01:53:51,200
Speaker 2: prepared to say this word, maybe throw it away a

2702
01:53:51,240 --> 01:53:52,240
Speaker 2: little bit, co Op.

2703
01:53:53,000 --> 01:53:53,920
Speaker 5: Are you saying, co Op?

2704
01:53:54,479 --> 01:53:55,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, just kind of you know, throw it away.

2705
01:53:55,880 --> 01:53:57,840
Speaker 3: You're just saying, how do they say, co Op?

2706
01:53:58,160 --> 01:54:00,559
Speaker 2: You're just saying cops. You're just saying just.

2707
01:54:00,640 --> 01:54:02,680
Speaker 5: Throw what you're saying, co Op like, we're not we're

2708
01:54:02,720 --> 01:54:03,439
Speaker 5: not at an ri I.

2709
01:54:04,080 --> 01:54:07,200
Speaker 1: Your only line, you're you guys are like making drugs

2710
01:54:07,240 --> 01:54:09,519
Speaker 1: out of your house, the cops busting. Your big line

2711
01:54:09,640 --> 01:54:10,400
Speaker 1: is cops.

2712
01:54:10,760 --> 01:54:12,920
Speaker 5: You just got kind of shout at the door. Throw

2713
01:54:13,360 --> 01:54:15,200
Speaker 5: that's hell hard, that's his only line.

2714
01:54:15,280 --> 01:54:16,880
Speaker 2: Call up, okay, Kyle, call action.

2715
01:54:17,320 --> 01:54:22,760
Speaker 5: Okay, ready, action, co Ops. You have to wait for

2716
01:54:22,960 --> 01:54:24,280
Speaker 5: the throw the door to open.

2717
01:54:24,520 --> 01:54:24,560
Speaker 1: This.

2718
01:54:26,439 --> 01:54:28,479
Speaker 5: You have to wait for the door to open, all right.

2719
01:54:28,680 --> 01:54:30,479
Speaker 5: You can't just yell at you have to wait.

2720
01:54:31,360 --> 01:54:36,320
Speaker 2: Hey guys, okay, all right, okay hit me Kyle.

2721
01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:38,440
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, just remember he's gonna open the.

2722
01:54:38,440 --> 01:54:40,320
Speaker 2: Door, and so am I there a noise when the

2723
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:41,520
Speaker 2: door opens.

2724
01:54:41,280 --> 01:54:43,840
Speaker 5: Or yeah, yeah, well we're rehearsing and make the noise

2725
01:54:43,920 --> 01:54:47,800
Speaker 5: all right? Ready, am I the sound guy? Oh oh

2726
01:54:48,000 --> 01:54:53,320
Speaker 5: oh yeah, there is roll sound? Got it rolling? All right?

2727
01:54:53,480 --> 01:54:59,160
Speaker 2: Ready, Action, it's co ops.

2728
01:55:02,920 --> 01:55:04,080
Speaker 5: This was an episode.

2729
01:55:09,360 --> 01:55:11,720
Speaker 2: See I think that was almost too good.

2730
01:55:12,320 --> 01:55:15,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was trying to do a bad impression

2731
01:55:15,080 --> 01:55:19,080
Speaker 4: but actually nailed it and probably got the golden popcorn

2732
01:55:19,160 --> 01:55:19,640
Speaker 4: from that one.

2733
01:55:20,040 --> 01:55:22,720
Speaker 5: Co Ops, Yeah, Cops in there.

2734
01:55:23,080 --> 01:55:27,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's co Ops. I took an artistic license and

2735
01:55:27,920 --> 01:55:28,919
Speaker 2: added an it's.

2736
01:55:28,920 --> 01:55:29,640
Speaker 1: That felt natural.

2737
01:55:29,920 --> 01:55:30,360
Speaker 8: I liked it.

2738
01:55:30,680 --> 01:55:31,720
Speaker 3: I think you fucked up.

2739
01:55:31,920 --> 01:55:34,040
Speaker 5: I think the person that actually it's Cops, we don't

2740
01:55:34,040 --> 01:55:34,280
Speaker 5: want it.

2741
01:55:34,440 --> 01:55:35,760
Speaker 2: Actually it's just Cops.

2742
01:55:35,840 --> 01:55:39,160
Speaker 1: It's not it you're saying co Ops, that's not what.

2743
01:55:39,480 --> 01:55:41,760
Speaker 5: Can we just make him American? Is it cool if

2744
01:55:41,800 --> 01:55:43,840
Speaker 5: an American lives in Boston? Is that okay?

2745
01:55:44,600 --> 01:55:46,120
Speaker 1: An American in Boston?

2746
01:55:48,640 --> 01:55:50,480
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I can't believe we're still on

2747
01:55:50,640 --> 01:55:54,600
Speaker 5: here for Kyle gives us that gift. I'm such a

2748
01:55:54,760 --> 01:55:55,840
Speaker 5: fucking dumb ass.

2749
01:55:56,120 --> 01:55:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm glad. I'm glad we did because can

2750
01:55:59,080 --> 01:56:00,760
Speaker 2: an American being Austin.

2751
01:56:00,640 --> 01:56:02,520
Speaker 5: Bro six pounds of ship every day?

2752
01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:05,160
Speaker 3: And then after that you couldn't see what.

2753
01:56:08,400 --> 01:56:08,720
Speaker 5: Did I do?

2754
01:56:10,840 --> 01:56:11,360
Speaker 8: What happened?

2755
01:56:11,360 --> 01:56:11,480
Speaker 1: Now?

2756
01:56:11,960 --> 01:56:13,800
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Bro.

2757
01:56:14,200 --> 01:56:17,360
Speaker 5: I don't think you understand how tired I am, how tired.

2758
01:56:18,840 --> 01:56:19,320
Speaker 1: We get it?

2759
01:56:19,360 --> 01:56:19,680
Speaker 2: All right?

2760
01:56:19,800 --> 01:56:21,480
Speaker 5: Well, a little empathy from.

2761
01:56:21,400 --> 01:56:23,240
Speaker 2: My I'm tired too many.

2762
01:56:24,240 --> 01:56:24,880
Speaker 3: I don't give the.

2763
01:56:26,840 --> 01:56:28,880
Speaker 7: Maybe get rid of one of your thousand dogs.

2764
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:30,320
Speaker 3: Do you guys still have all the lizards?

2765
01:56:30,800 --> 01:56:32,400
Speaker 5: Yes, but I don't deal with them.

2766
01:56:32,480 --> 01:56:33,040
Speaker 1: The lizards.

2767
01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:36,160
Speaker 5: I don't deal with them. Feed the dogs to the snakes.

2768
01:56:36,600 --> 01:56:38,880
Speaker 5: I'm the I do the dogs. I do the three

2769
01:56:38,960 --> 01:56:40,160
Speaker 5: dogs and the two babies.

2770
01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:44,280
Speaker 2: I ran over a snake with my bicycle yesterday. The

2771
01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:45,440
Speaker 2: news over over here.

2772
01:56:45,520 --> 01:56:46,440
Speaker 3: We're talking bikes.

2773
01:56:46,840 --> 01:56:48,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're back on some bike talk.

2774
01:56:54,360 --> 01:56:57,520
Speaker 5: Adam. Come on, your dad is correct. He knows you,

2775
01:56:57,640 --> 01:56:59,800
Speaker 5: he knows you're fucking with me. He knows your fucking

2776
01:57:00,120 --> 01:57:00,520
Speaker 5: the world.

2777
01:57:00,600 --> 01:57:01,640
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking with you, dude.

2778
01:57:01,680 --> 01:57:03,880
Speaker 4: I think you're a really talented actor. You really make

2779
01:57:03,920 --> 01:57:06,840
Speaker 4: me laugh, You make me question my own abilities as

2780
01:57:06,840 --> 01:57:10,839
Speaker 4: an actor. And uh, and I think you're very talented.

2781
01:57:10,920 --> 01:57:12,000
Speaker 4: I fucking love you, dude.

2782
01:57:12,200 --> 01:57:12,480
Speaker 5: Thanks.

2783
01:57:12,800 --> 01:57:15,320
Speaker 7: By the way, Kyle, it's not like you know, like

2784
01:57:15,400 --> 01:57:17,920
Speaker 7: we all have like our favorite friend that might not

2785
01:57:18,040 --> 01:57:21,400
Speaker 7: necessarily be our best friend, right, exactly right, So you're

2786
01:57:21,440 --> 01:57:22,320
Speaker 7: his favorite actor.

2787
01:57:22,400 --> 01:57:24,680
Speaker 5: You might not be the best actor, true, all right,

2788
01:57:24,800 --> 01:57:26,840
Speaker 5: so he just likes my moves. You could even be

2789
01:57:26,920 --> 01:57:27,240
Speaker 5: the worst.

2790
01:57:27,440 --> 01:57:29,400
Speaker 2: Nope, I think you're the best, Kyle.

2791
01:57:29,760 --> 01:57:30,240
Speaker 5: That's what it is.

2792
01:57:30,320 --> 01:57:31,680
Speaker 2: I'm doubling, tripling down.

2793
01:57:31,600 --> 01:57:33,680
Speaker 3: On it, dude, he's your favorite best actor.

2794
01:57:33,840 --> 01:57:36,360
Speaker 2: I see all your moves, and I don't I wouldn't

2795
01:57:36,360 --> 01:57:38,000
Speaker 2: even know how to approach your acting.

2796
01:57:38,120 --> 01:57:41,280
Speaker 4: You'd have to d program other acting. I look at

2797
01:57:41,360 --> 01:57:43,320
Speaker 4: other actors, I'm like, oh, I can steal that little move.

2798
01:57:43,360 --> 01:57:44,920
Speaker 4: I can add that to my tool chest.

2799
01:57:45,320 --> 01:57:45,640
Speaker 2: Yours.

2800
01:57:45,680 --> 01:57:47,400
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't even know. That wouldn't fit in

2801
01:57:47,480 --> 01:57:50,240
Speaker 4: my tool chest. My tool chest is not equipped to

2802
01:57:50,280 --> 01:57:53,640
Speaker 4: handle those moves. So congratulations to you, hey man.

2803
01:57:53,680 --> 01:57:54,760
Speaker 5: Thank you. I'll take that.

2804
01:57:54,880 --> 01:57:57,040
Speaker 3: I will say Kyle would always be the most prepared.

2805
01:57:57,360 --> 01:58:00,400
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't have to work like every fuck day

2806
01:58:00,520 --> 01:58:02,960
Speaker 5: like you guys. I'd just come in and fucking you know,

2807
01:58:03,480 --> 01:58:05,240
Speaker 5: so I'd have time to like look at it. You

2808
01:58:05,320 --> 01:58:08,040
Speaker 5: guys were like, how many, how many hundreds of lines

2809
01:58:08,080 --> 01:58:08,960
Speaker 5: do I need to say today?

2810
01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:11,880
Speaker 4: I actually found myself because I'm kind of dealing with

2811
01:58:12,040 --> 01:58:15,240
Speaker 4: that now on Gemstones, that I'm not in it every day,

2812
01:58:15,680 --> 01:58:19,360
Speaker 4: and I find it harder than when you're there every

2813
01:58:19,440 --> 01:58:21,160
Speaker 4: day and you just find the rhythm and you know

2814
01:58:21,280 --> 01:58:23,160
Speaker 4: the characters so well, and it's just like putting on

2815
01:58:23,400 --> 01:58:26,640
Speaker 4: like a comfortable jacket or whatever, like you really and

2816
01:58:27,120 --> 01:58:29,600
Speaker 4: I was able to do on workaholics. Just look at

2817
01:58:29,640 --> 01:58:32,600
Speaker 4: the sides, memorize it within a few minutes, and then

2818
01:58:32,720 --> 01:58:35,000
Speaker 4: just go and do it. And on this I'm having

2819
01:58:35,120 --> 01:58:37,560
Speaker 4: a much harder time because I'm not doing it every day,

2820
01:58:37,720 --> 01:58:39,880
Speaker 4: and it's not the muscle that I'm working every day.

2821
01:58:40,360 --> 01:58:41,640
Speaker 1: I've got to fire the engine up.

2822
01:58:41,880 --> 01:58:42,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2823
01:58:42,120 --> 01:58:46,280
Speaker 4: So I'd like to apologize to David Gorda Green, Jody Hill,

2824
01:58:46,360 --> 01:58:50,080
Speaker 4: and Dana McBride for casting me in this role.

2825
01:58:52,320 --> 01:58:54,000
Speaker 2: Because I'm having a hard time with it. But no,

2826
01:58:54,520 --> 01:58:56,880
Speaker 2: I'm having a blast. It's gonna be great.

2827
01:58:57,040 --> 01:58:58,800
Speaker 5: If you ever want to run lines, bro, I'm here.

2828
01:58:59,120 --> 01:59:00,840
Speaker 5: You know we can get on zoom all run.

2829
01:59:00,880 --> 01:59:04,080
Speaker 2: Dude with the legend himself. Okang, I'd be too embarrassed.

2830
01:59:04,120 --> 01:59:06,360
Speaker 7: If you want to feel super insecure by yourself, Yeah,

2831
01:59:06,440 --> 01:59:08,440
Speaker 7: run lines, yeah with the best actor.

2832
01:59:08,640 --> 01:59:10,320
Speaker 5: You remember back in the day when we used to

2833
01:59:10,360 --> 01:59:12,360
Speaker 5: do that ship you'd have to go do some auditions

2834
01:59:12,440 --> 01:59:13,920
Speaker 5: and hell yeah in your room.

2835
01:59:14,080 --> 01:59:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, dude, I don't care. I love that shit, man.

2836
01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:21,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, be down to clown right on, great friend.

2837
01:59:22,680 --> 01:59:26,280
Speaker 7: I have a good getting fired story from Lacoste on

2838
01:59:26,400 --> 01:59:27,480
Speaker 7: Rodeo Drive guys.

2839
01:59:27,600 --> 01:59:31,480
Speaker 4: Ooh money Millionaire, The face of lacost They can't fire you.

2840
01:59:31,760 --> 01:59:34,120
Speaker 5: You got fired. It was a two party.

2841
01:59:34,160 --> 01:59:36,000
Speaker 2: You had too many collars.

2842
01:59:36,120 --> 01:59:40,880
Speaker 3: They were like to oh dude, colors.

2843
01:59:41,360 --> 01:59:43,400
Speaker 7: They were so good to me. They were there were

2844
01:59:43,560 --> 01:59:48,120
Speaker 7: good people there, and the fucking discounts were next level.

2845
01:59:48,520 --> 01:59:50,520
Speaker 7: Two times a year, not that I was there long

2846
01:59:50,600 --> 01:59:52,680
Speaker 7: enough for this, but two times a year you got

2847
01:59:52,800 --> 01:59:56,600
Speaker 7: ten items for free and then you got seventy percent off.

2848
01:59:56,680 --> 02:00:00,840
Speaker 3: So that Christmas I was like, whoa a god hell And.

2849
02:00:00,880 --> 02:00:03,840
Speaker 4: Then everyone got lacosse polos and they're like, I don't

2850
02:00:04,000 --> 02:00:05,440
Speaker 4: wear okay, thank you honors.

2851
02:00:05,800 --> 02:00:07,000
Speaker 5: No, no, I varied it.

2852
02:00:07,080 --> 02:00:10,560
Speaker 7: A mama got a scarf. Eric got a polo because

2853
02:00:10,600 --> 02:00:14,560
Speaker 7: he's popping collars. Yeah, only got a nice sweater, I believe,

2854
02:00:15,160 --> 02:00:16,720
Speaker 7: And uh what did Phil get?

2855
02:00:16,880 --> 02:00:17,480
Speaker 5: I can't remember.

2856
02:00:17,480 --> 02:00:19,080
Speaker 7: I think Phil might have gotten also gotten a sweater.

2857
02:00:21,080 --> 02:00:24,800
Speaker 7: But so I showed up about forty five minutes late

2858
02:00:25,080 --> 02:00:29,520
Speaker 7: one morning because my homie John at this time was

2859
02:00:29,600 --> 02:00:32,400
Speaker 7: friends with Tommy Lee from Motley Crue.

2860
02:00:33,000 --> 02:00:37,080
Speaker 1: YEP, and god, he was like, oh my god, oh

2861
02:00:37,120 --> 02:00:37,720
Speaker 1: my god.

2862
02:00:37,920 --> 02:00:41,160
Speaker 7: Come on out to Tommy Lee's house in Malibu. I'm

2863
02:00:41,240 --> 02:00:43,800
Speaker 7: kicking it with him. He's got his like chef. Here's

2864
02:00:43,840 --> 02:00:47,120
Speaker 7: making dinner. We're gonna get wild, and I'm like, for sure.

2865
02:00:47,320 --> 02:00:50,440
Speaker 7: So I drive out in my green mini van that

2866
02:00:50,560 --> 02:00:54,280
Speaker 7: you guys remember, Oh yeah, yeah. He's got like a

2867
02:00:54,400 --> 02:00:57,800
Speaker 7: gate to the crib and I'm like, this is next level, ship, right,

2868
02:00:57,880 --> 02:01:01,600
Speaker 7: this is like you're going to a star's mansion in

2869
02:01:01,800 --> 02:01:07,400
Speaker 7: Malibu in minivan and you work at Lacoste and I

2870
02:01:07,560 --> 02:01:10,600
Speaker 7: pull in, we kick it. We're drinking all night, we're

2871
02:01:10,640 --> 02:01:13,640
Speaker 7: having fun. We're making like music on his computer, and Ship,

2872
02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:14,840
Speaker 7: I think I still love this.

2873
02:01:17,000 --> 02:01:17,920
Speaker 2: Situation, right for sure.

2874
02:01:17,960 --> 02:01:19,640
Speaker 3: Right now, we're gonna cut to the track that I

2875
02:01:19,880 --> 02:01:20,720
Speaker 3: recorded with him.

2876
02:01:20,840 --> 02:01:22,440
Speaker 5: You have we have it?

2877
02:01:22,720 --> 02:02:03,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, look look at those wol bones.

2878
02:02:35,560 --> 02:02:37,000
Speaker 5: We're back. How about that song?

2879
02:02:37,440 --> 02:02:40,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is huge.

2880
02:02:40,080 --> 02:02:43,160
Speaker 7: But so homies pass out. It's getting late. It's like

2881
02:02:43,320 --> 02:02:46,240
Speaker 7: four in the morning, and he I think, if you,

2882
02:02:46,360 --> 02:02:48,800
Speaker 7: if you saw the Cribs episode, he had a bar

2883
02:02:49,000 --> 02:02:52,360
Speaker 7: with like a Starbucks in his house, right, and he

2884
02:02:52,440 --> 02:02:56,200
Speaker 7: had this, He had a Jaeger micer like Jaegermeister dispenser

2885
02:02:56,800 --> 02:03:00,240
Speaker 7: in his crib, and he like lined up a bunch

2886
02:03:00,320 --> 02:03:00,839
Speaker 7: of shots.

2887
02:03:00,960 --> 02:03:02,640
Speaker 5: And it's four in the morning. I have to be

2888
02:03:02,880 --> 02:03:06,160
Speaker 5: at work in Beverly Hills at ten am.

2889
02:03:06,440 --> 02:03:07,920
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm still gonna send it.

2890
02:03:08,640 --> 02:03:12,040
Speaker 7: He was like, let's do this, and I go, oh, man,

2891
02:03:12,320 --> 02:03:13,880
Speaker 7: I don't know if I can do that. I gotta

2892
02:03:13,880 --> 02:03:15,920
Speaker 7: be at work in like six hours.

2893
02:03:16,040 --> 02:03:18,760
Speaker 2: And he's like pussy and You're like, no, I'm cool.

2894
02:03:19,640 --> 02:03:22,040
Speaker 5: I wish he said pussy, because then I would have

2895
02:03:22,040 --> 02:03:22,880
Speaker 5: been like, all right, fuck it.

2896
02:03:23,200 --> 02:03:24,920
Speaker 3: He just goes all right, I'm gonna go to bed,

2897
02:03:27,640 --> 02:03:27,880
Speaker 3: and he.

2898
02:03:27,920 --> 02:03:32,040
Speaker 7: About faces, leaves the shots there and passes that, goes

2899
02:03:32,120 --> 02:03:34,760
Speaker 7: like to his bedroom, leaving me to like sleep. I

2900
02:03:34,840 --> 02:03:37,440
Speaker 7: don't know where. I think I slept on this big

2901
02:03:37,480 --> 02:03:39,760
Speaker 7: ass couch, like in a couch room that he had.

2902
02:03:40,480 --> 02:03:43,920
Speaker 7: I wake up super late, grab some Taco Bell Gordidas

2903
02:03:43,920 --> 02:03:46,960
Speaker 7: on the way in, get there, wearing the same shit

2904
02:03:47,040 --> 02:03:48,640
Speaker 7: I wore the day before.

2905
02:03:49,560 --> 02:03:50,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, They're like.

2906
02:03:50,360 --> 02:03:50,880
Speaker 3: What's going on?

2907
02:03:51,040 --> 02:03:53,880
Speaker 7: I go, I mean, how is it Tommy Lee's house,

2908
02:03:54,080 --> 02:03:57,200
Speaker 7: as if that would be like oh cool? And they

2909
02:03:57,240 --> 02:04:01,680
Speaker 7: were like you so what yeah, and then like funk

2910
02:04:01,760 --> 02:04:04,160
Speaker 7: off and they were like this can't happen again.

2911
02:04:04,440 --> 02:04:05,320
Speaker 5: And then maybe.

2912
02:04:06,840 --> 02:04:10,680
Speaker 7: Maybe a month later I went home for like Christmas,

2913
02:04:10,760 --> 02:04:13,080
Speaker 7: and they're like, we need you back the day after Christmas,

2914
02:04:13,160 --> 02:04:15,440
Speaker 7: and I was like all right, no doubt. And then

2915
02:04:15,480 --> 02:04:18,240
Speaker 7: my parents booked my flight back then because I had

2916
02:04:18,280 --> 02:04:20,840
Speaker 7: no money and they didn't book it to get back

2917
02:04:20,880 --> 02:04:23,080
Speaker 7: in time. And I just didn't have the balls to

2918
02:04:23,200 --> 02:04:25,600
Speaker 7: be like, hey, you got to like take the charge

2919
02:04:25,800 --> 02:04:27,520
Speaker 7: and flip it so I can get back to work.

2920
02:04:28,080 --> 02:04:30,280
Speaker 7: And I just called and it was like, I'm stuck

2921
02:04:30,360 --> 02:04:32,280
Speaker 7: in Chicago. I can't come. And then when I got back,

2922
02:04:32,320 --> 02:04:36,320
Speaker 7: they were like, hey, you're done here, You're toast.

2923
02:04:36,720 --> 02:04:37,400
Speaker 5: We don't want you.

2924
02:04:38,720 --> 02:04:41,480
Speaker 7: That seems about right. Let me call Tommy Lee. Nope,

2925
02:04:41,520 --> 02:04:42,600
Speaker 7: he's not returning calls.

2926
02:04:43,240 --> 02:04:43,520
Speaker 8: Damn.

2927
02:04:44,200 --> 02:04:46,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you didn't get Tommy's number, you didn't get

2928
02:04:46,600 --> 02:04:47,240
Speaker 1: called back?

2929
02:04:47,440 --> 02:04:48,440
Speaker 5: What the hell? You know?

2930
02:04:48,680 --> 02:04:51,400
Speaker 3: I and that like soon after that I met you guys.

2931
02:04:52,200 --> 02:04:54,959
Speaker 2: Wow, and we became your Motley Crew.

2932
02:04:59,320 --> 02:05:05,200
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah, your Motley Crude.

2933
02:05:07,120 --> 02:05:10,600
Speaker 4: I remember coming back from Vegas with Kyle in his

2934
02:05:10,800 --> 02:05:15,720
Speaker 4: Ford Focus, and I remember you had a one of

2935
02:05:15,800 --> 02:05:19,360
Speaker 4: those little coffees, Remember those little Starbucks coffees that you

2936
02:05:19,400 --> 02:05:22,680
Speaker 4: could buy at the communion a little frappuccino, until we

2937
02:05:22,760 --> 02:05:24,560
Speaker 4: realized they are like four hundred calories of pop.

2938
02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:26,520
Speaker 2: And mean you used to just like pound.

2939
02:05:26,440 --> 02:05:28,920
Speaker 3: Like four five those little glass bottle one.

2940
02:05:29,000 --> 02:05:29,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the glass.

2941
02:05:30,320 --> 02:05:31,880
Speaker 4: We used to just pound like three or four of

2942
02:05:31,960 --> 02:05:34,440
Speaker 4: those to get hyped up. And then you start to

2943
02:05:34,560 --> 02:05:36,040
Speaker 4: you get a little older, and like why can't I

2944
02:05:36,080 --> 02:05:37,800
Speaker 4: lose weight? And then you're like, oh, I drink eight

2945
02:05:37,920 --> 02:05:42,760
Speaker 4: hundred calories and Starbucks frappuccinos. But new Check goes to

2946
02:05:42,880 --> 02:05:45,400
Speaker 4: shake it and he had already like popped the cap

2947
02:05:45,680 --> 02:05:46,879
Speaker 4: and then goes to shake.

2948
02:05:46,760 --> 02:05:50,240
Speaker 2: It, and we both just got hosed. And this is

2949
02:05:50,400 --> 02:05:52,680
Speaker 2: within the first twenty minutes of the drive. We're just

2950
02:05:52,880 --> 02:05:56,280
Speaker 2: posed with this Starbucks wrap like.

2951
02:05:56,480 --> 02:05:59,080
Speaker 5: I just had forgot. I popped the top and it

2952
02:05:59,280 --> 02:06:02,280
Speaker 5: then fucking shook it as hard as I could, getting

2953
02:06:02,400 --> 02:06:05,200
Speaker 5: ready to pop the top, and it fucking painted the

2954
02:06:05,280 --> 02:06:08,760
Speaker 5: whole interior of the car, like the windshield, the inside

2955
02:06:08,760 --> 02:06:11,560
Speaker 5: of the windshield, the whole dash, both of us, everything.

2956
02:06:11,600 --> 02:06:12,520
Speaker 3: And you're driving too.

2957
02:06:12,920 --> 02:06:16,960
Speaker 4: We're driving and it's and it's Sunday at noon when

2958
02:06:17,080 --> 02:06:19,480
Speaker 4: everyone checks out and drives back to LA and it

2959
02:06:19,600 --> 02:06:20,640
Speaker 4: was hot as fuck.

2960
02:06:21,000 --> 02:06:22,680
Speaker 2: There was no a c in his car. We had

2961
02:06:22,720 --> 02:06:24,240
Speaker 2: to have the windows rolled down.

2962
02:06:24,920 --> 02:06:28,080
Speaker 4: And then like two hours in, the milk started to

2963
02:06:28,160 --> 02:06:31,360
Speaker 4: like curdle and start to stink, and we I was like,

2964
02:06:31,600 --> 02:06:33,720
Speaker 4: I might vomit. I like, I might have to pull

2965
02:06:33,800 --> 02:06:37,000
Speaker 4: over and vomb because it was like the milk started

2966
02:06:37,000 --> 02:06:38,320
Speaker 4: to like curdle in the heat.

2967
02:06:39,200 --> 02:06:41,320
Speaker 3: It was probably smoking Siggies at that time.

2968
02:06:41,240 --> 02:06:43,480
Speaker 2: Too, and it was just like a oh yeah, you

2969
02:06:43,600 --> 02:06:45,080
Speaker 2: were just smashing SIGs.

2970
02:06:46,240 --> 02:06:47,560
Speaker 5: Milk was a bad choice.

2971
02:06:48,440 --> 02:06:48,800
Speaker 8: Coffee.

2972
02:06:50,560 --> 02:06:52,480
Speaker 7: I don't know if I want to smell Kyle after

2973
02:06:52,560 --> 02:06:55,400
Speaker 7: a weekend in Vegas coffee, Yeah, yeah.

2974
02:06:55,280 --> 02:06:57,160
Speaker 1: I'll take the spoiled machiato.

2975
02:06:57,640 --> 02:07:01,600
Speaker 5: Okay. I remember like over dressfting my account so many

2976
02:07:01,760 --> 02:07:04,360
Speaker 5: times on those trips where it would be like I'm

2977
02:07:04,440 --> 02:07:10,080
Speaker 5: fucking like, I'm already overdrafted. That was, and it's like,

2978
02:07:10,200 --> 02:07:13,000
Speaker 5: well I need more money. I gotta go overdrafted before

2979
02:07:13,040 --> 02:07:15,520
Speaker 5: they stop me from overdrafted.

2980
02:07:15,640 --> 02:07:17,800
Speaker 2: That was like one of my favorite things to do.

2981
02:07:17,880 --> 02:07:19,640
Speaker 4: It would be like try to get us all hyped

2982
02:07:19,720 --> 02:07:22,840
Speaker 4: up to go do something and it was just it

2983
02:07:22,960 --> 02:07:23,760
Speaker 4: was just operation.

2984
02:07:24,200 --> 02:07:25,920
Speaker 2: When me, you and Blake lived together.

2985
02:07:26,040 --> 02:07:28,280
Speaker 4: It would be like I could probably get Blake on board,

2986
02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:30,680
Speaker 4: but then it'd take you a little more coaxing in.

2987
02:07:30,960 --> 02:07:33,720
Speaker 3: It would fucking work me and yeah, but I would

2988
02:07:33,760 --> 02:07:34,800
Speaker 3: like hold out for a day.

2989
02:07:34,800 --> 02:07:36,800
Speaker 2: It would just be like yeah, it'd be like a

2990
02:07:37,000 --> 02:07:40,400
Speaker 2: full day of like, whoa Vegas baby? Oh my god,

2991
02:07:40,480 --> 02:07:41,280
Speaker 2: how much fun is it?

2992
02:07:41,600 --> 02:07:43,680
Speaker 5: Blake? Seriously, bro, how much fun?

2993
02:07:43,880 --> 02:07:46,080
Speaker 2: Just talking allowed?

2994
02:07:47,320 --> 02:07:49,040
Speaker 3: This is like Ferris Bueller's day off.

2995
02:07:52,320 --> 02:07:53,960
Speaker 4: And then, by the way, and then we would just

2996
02:07:54,080 --> 02:07:56,120
Speaker 4: go and we had no money, so we do the

2997
02:07:56,240 --> 02:07:59,000
Speaker 4: Vegas the cheapest way you possibly can, which would be

2998
02:07:59,120 --> 02:08:01,720
Speaker 4: like we sit there on the nickel slots waiting for

2999
02:08:01,840 --> 02:08:03,720
Speaker 4: the woman to come around to give us free beer.

3000
02:08:03,880 --> 02:08:05,440
Speaker 5: Yes, that was such the move.

3001
02:08:05,520 --> 02:08:08,320
Speaker 4: And then it would just be us finding the cheapest

3002
02:08:08,480 --> 02:08:10,600
Speaker 4: place to drink up and down the strip and then

3003
02:08:10,720 --> 02:08:13,520
Speaker 4: just walking the strip. Now, in hindsight, I'm like, it

3004
02:08:13,600 --> 02:08:16,360
Speaker 4: seems kind of miserable, but we had a great time

3005
02:08:16,440 --> 02:08:17,160
Speaker 4: doing her young.

3006
02:08:17,360 --> 02:08:17,920
Speaker 1: We were dumb.

3007
02:08:18,000 --> 02:08:18,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't know any better.

3008
02:08:18,960 --> 02:08:22,839
Speaker 1: Well, remember our whole like shtick was like the party police,

3009
02:08:22,960 --> 02:08:25,520
Speaker 1: didn't you guys like go just trying to get people

3010
02:08:25,640 --> 02:08:28,040
Speaker 1: to turn up to party.

3011
02:08:28,320 --> 02:08:30,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, we we just tried to get outam. Remember we

3012
02:08:30,560 --> 02:08:31,960
Speaker 5: tried to get you in saying that you were the

3013
02:08:32,040 --> 02:08:36,440
Speaker 5: newest member of SNL. Yes, the Andy Bovine. You haven't.

3014
02:08:36,640 --> 02:08:38,600
Speaker 5: We were like, you didn't, you don't watch SNL. This

3015
02:08:38,720 --> 02:08:41,040
Speaker 5: is the guy like that was my Yeah, and then

3016
02:08:41,080 --> 02:08:42,400
Speaker 5: I'd be like, I don't know.

3017
02:08:42,840 --> 02:08:45,200
Speaker 2: I don't want to I don't want to pull that card.

3018
02:08:45,400 --> 02:08:47,440
Speaker 3: I don't fake fake catchphrases.

3019
02:08:47,720 --> 02:08:48,839
Speaker 1: I don't know my character.

3020
02:08:49,400 --> 02:08:50,720
Speaker 3: Is this your sandwich?

3021
02:08:51,480 --> 02:08:55,280
Speaker 2: I'm the is this your sandwich guy? I don't know

3022
02:08:55,280 --> 02:08:57,520
Speaker 2: if you've seen that, but it's pretty popular.

3023
02:08:58,600 --> 02:09:01,040
Speaker 5: That is pretty funny. Go ahead, go then I'll do that.

3024
02:09:01,560 --> 02:09:04,160
Speaker 5: And then we did the party police, where party police

3025
02:09:04,280 --> 02:09:06,560
Speaker 5: was nothing except that we would like walk around in

3026
02:09:06,600 --> 02:09:10,000
Speaker 5: the lobbies and like show people our wallets and say

3027
02:09:10,080 --> 02:09:11,920
Speaker 5: where the party police? Are you having a good time?

3028
02:09:12,160 --> 02:09:14,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not having enough fun? Party police?

3029
02:09:15,400 --> 02:09:17,160
Speaker 5: What was the whole thing? Why did we do that?

3030
02:09:17,360 --> 02:09:17,800
Speaker 5: What was that?

3031
02:09:18,000 --> 02:09:20,680
Speaker 1: Because we're broke and we're drinking Ford and we're having

3032
02:09:20,680 --> 02:09:21,240
Speaker 1: a great time.

3033
02:09:21,360 --> 02:09:22,160
Speaker 2: Man, we're broken.

3034
02:09:22,400 --> 02:09:23,000
Speaker 5: It's just fun.

3035
02:09:23,840 --> 02:09:26,480
Speaker 2: Nothing else to do. We weren't allowed into the clubs,

3036
02:09:26,520 --> 02:09:31,240
Speaker 2: we weren't dressed nice enough. We probably spilled some Machia coffee.

3037
02:09:30,880 --> 02:09:35,720
Speaker 5: All over us, some milk products so laid out of

3038
02:09:35,760 --> 02:09:36,280
Speaker 5: the hard.

3039
02:09:36,200 --> 02:09:39,080
Speaker 2: Rock we reaped. We were poor ash ship and we

3040
02:09:39,160 --> 02:09:41,240
Speaker 2: were we were making our own fun yummy.

3041
02:09:41,560 --> 02:09:43,760
Speaker 7: I do love the idea of party police going up

3042
02:09:43,800 --> 02:09:46,520
Speaker 7: to someone who just like bet the house lost everything,

3043
02:09:46,720 --> 02:09:52,240
Speaker 7: like just lost everything, and you're like, hey, man, party police, I'll.

3044
02:09:52,080 --> 02:09:57,120
Speaker 1: Show you a party faces a deppna go fucking yeah,

3045
02:09:57,240 --> 02:09:57,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it.

3046
02:09:57,960 --> 02:09:58,520
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it.

3047
02:09:58,640 --> 02:09:58,680
Speaker 1: No.

3048
02:09:58,840 --> 02:10:04,840
Speaker 2: No, I think I landed on where we're going to

3049
02:10:04,920 --> 02:10:07,600
Speaker 2: do the Bachelor party guys.

3050
02:10:10,640 --> 02:10:16,080
Speaker 4: Bachelor in Paradise on TV space station Zoom space station,

3051
02:10:16,200 --> 02:10:19,160
Speaker 4: space station. No, we're gonna go to, uh the Lake

3052
02:10:19,240 --> 02:10:22,680
Speaker 4: of the Ozarks and uh yeah, I get a se

3053
02:10:24,160 --> 02:10:26,640
Speaker 4: the bros arcs see where the family lives. I rented

3054
02:10:26,960 --> 02:10:29,760
Speaker 4: us a dope house. I'll give you the dates and intel,

3055
02:10:30,480 --> 02:10:33,040
Speaker 4: uh you know, off the pod. But it's it's gonna

3056
02:10:33,040 --> 02:10:35,640
Speaker 4: be awesome and then that way big d can kick it,

3057
02:10:35,840 --> 02:10:36,520
Speaker 4: kick it with us.

3058
02:10:36,880 --> 02:10:39,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's it's a wild place, so we'll have

3059
02:10:39,200 --> 02:10:41,480
Speaker 2: fun and we'll have access to boats and jet skis

3060
02:10:41,520 --> 02:10:43,720
Speaker 2: and all that stuff. So it'll get it'll get wet

3061
02:10:43,760 --> 02:10:44,120
Speaker 2: and wild.

3062
02:10:44,320 --> 02:10:45,760
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.

3063
02:10:46,400 --> 02:10:50,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

3064
02:10:50,080 --> 02:10:52,640
Speaker 4: I kind of wanted just like a true brodown and

3065
02:10:52,720 --> 02:10:54,880
Speaker 4: I think I think this will be a good place

3066
02:10:54,960 --> 02:10:55,280
Speaker 4: to do it.

3067
02:10:55,400 --> 02:10:57,280
Speaker 1: So that's my boy right there.

3068
02:10:57,520 --> 02:10:58,160
Speaker 11: Friendship.

3069
02:10:58,400 --> 02:11:01,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, good for you. Yeah, keep it said, yeah,

3070
02:11:01,320 --> 02:11:03,960
Speaker 5: keep it true, Keep it true. I'm gonna keep it true,

3071
02:11:04,040 --> 02:11:04,480
Speaker 5: keep it true.

3072
02:11:07,040 --> 02:11:09,800
Speaker 4: You know what we should do is bring podcast equiment.

3073
02:11:10,040 --> 02:11:14,120
Speaker 4: Do it a live from the Bachelor party. Just sloppy

3074
02:11:14,160 --> 02:11:16,720
Speaker 4: as hell. Kyle's the only one that can keep a

3075
02:11:16,840 --> 02:11:19,520
Speaker 4: sentence together. The rest was just like, yeah, I tell

3076
02:11:19,520 --> 02:11:20,120
Speaker 4: you why man?

3077
02:11:20,680 --> 02:11:23,240
Speaker 5: All right? I would like that. That would be very fun.

3078
02:11:23,920 --> 02:11:25,680
Speaker 7: I don't know how this would work, but if we

3079
02:11:25,800 --> 02:11:30,040
Speaker 7: could have like the guys who are there, not us,

3080
02:11:30,200 --> 02:11:32,080
Speaker 7: but like whoever it is to kind of come on

3081
02:11:32,200 --> 02:11:35,240
Speaker 7: and tell a story or like say something about you

3082
02:11:35,640 --> 02:11:36,320
Speaker 7: that they appreciate.

3083
02:11:36,360 --> 02:11:40,720
Speaker 2: Here we go, uh for the fun. That'd be a

3084
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Speaker 2: fun Bachelor.

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02:11:41,640 --> 02:11:45,240
Speaker 1: Let's do the roast of Adam Divine on pod.

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02:11:47,560 --> 02:11:47,760
Speaker 5: Fun.

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02:11:48,600 --> 02:11:53,080
Speaker 1: It's the bro roast, the bros, the bros, the brost

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02:11:53,200 --> 02:11:54,320
Speaker 1: of Adam Divine.

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02:11:55,360 --> 02:11:55,920
Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 5: Lake Bros. Arc.

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02:11:57,680 --> 02:11:59,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, bros Arc.

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02:12:00,080 --> 02:12:03,600
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm making t shirts Lake brose arc Yes.

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02:12:03,800 --> 02:12:04,200
Speaker 11: Please.

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02:12:04,680 --> 02:12:07,120
Speaker 1: This is a money idea for sure.

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02:12:07,160 --> 02:12:09,120
Speaker 4: I have to we all have to wear sashes, and

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02:12:09,600 --> 02:12:12,200
Speaker 4: I have to wear like a dumb crown science. You

3097
02:12:12,240 --> 02:12:14,680
Speaker 4: know how like bachelorette parties. Well they'll always were like,

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02:12:14,880 --> 02:12:18,360
Speaker 4: oh bachelorette party sashes.

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02:12:18,960 --> 02:12:19,480
Speaker 2: We're doing that.

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02:12:19,680 --> 02:12:23,440
Speaker 5: But for but we're not women, so Rocket Tiera.

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02:12:23,600 --> 02:12:26,480
Speaker 7: I think on my bachelor party, we ran into a

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02:12:26,560 --> 02:12:29,720
Speaker 7: bachelorette party and Blake ended up wearing.

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02:12:29,520 --> 02:12:32,600
Speaker 5: A veil meat on that right, It sounds about right,

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02:12:32,840 --> 02:12:34,880
Speaker 5: So I think I brought it.

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02:12:35,040 --> 02:12:38,040
Speaker 3: I think I have that picture. We're cutting to it now.

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02:12:39,040 --> 02:12:43,360
Speaker 4: I remember at your bachelor party where we there was

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02:12:43,400 --> 02:12:46,760
Speaker 4: that machine in the bar that you blew into and

3108
02:12:46,840 --> 02:12:49,880
Speaker 4: it told you how it was a breathalyizer at the bar, right,

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02:12:50,160 --> 02:12:53,440
Speaker 4: and and we it was just operation who was the drunkest,

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Speaker 4: and we were like.

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Speaker 5: No, I swear you are way drunker than me. This

3112
02:12:57,200 --> 02:12:58,120
Speaker 5: does not make sense.

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02:12:58,720 --> 02:12:59,520
Speaker 2: This does not make sense.

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02:12:59,560 --> 02:13:00,840
Speaker 5: I shouldn't hard than you.

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02:13:01,160 --> 02:13:03,760
Speaker 2: He's fucking fallen down. You saw how he felt down earlier.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was straight buffoonery.

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Speaker 7: I just remember standing outside of our ho joe eating

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Speaker 7: some cookies at like three in the morning, and one

3119
02:13:15,520 --> 02:13:18,400
Speaker 7: at a time, stragglers would just come back. Like my

3120
02:13:18,480 --> 02:13:21,160
Speaker 7: brother just showed up out of the mist and like,

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02:13:21,280 --> 02:13:23,080
Speaker 7: I don't even think he said anything to us, He

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02:13:23,200 --> 02:13:25,200
Speaker 7: just like walks past into the hotel.

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Speaker 3: We're like, all right, gets get some sleep, man.

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02:13:27,360 --> 02:13:29,800
Speaker 7: And then my homie Adrian just showed up and was like, hey,

3125
02:13:29,920 --> 02:13:32,840
Speaker 7: I was looking for food and we're like everything's been closed.

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02:13:34,840 --> 02:13:38,120
Speaker 5: And I think toof got like beat up one night ship.

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02:13:38,240 --> 02:13:41,040
Speaker 7: Too got toof got me back. I remember, I could

3128
02:13:41,120 --> 02:13:43,680
Speaker 7: not find my way back, and Too was like not

3129
02:13:44,000 --> 02:13:46,680
Speaker 7: making he was was on one he cut the nipples

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Speaker 7: off of his shirt.

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Speaker 5: Yes, And and I saw him. He wasn't speaking. He

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02:13:51,240 --> 02:13:54,920
Speaker 5: was speaking in like he was going like right, right, right,

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02:13:55,000 --> 02:13:57,480
Speaker 5: that's his thing. And I was like, what the fuck

3134
02:13:57,560 --> 02:13:58,880
Speaker 5: do you know how to get back to the hotel,

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02:13:59,000 --> 02:14:00,920
Speaker 5: And he did, but he couldn't speak.

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02:14:01,120 --> 02:14:03,560
Speaker 2: And your one friend was arrested.

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02:14:03,720 --> 02:14:05,440
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm still gonna.

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02:14:05,240 --> 02:14:09,200
Speaker 7: Send Bernie Lomax and we'll keep his name. And Code

3139
02:14:09,280 --> 02:14:11,320
Speaker 7: got arrested for like pissing on the back of a

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Speaker 7: bar or something like that. Yeah, and he got taken

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Speaker 7: to the drunk tank, and I think somehow he was

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02:14:17,480 --> 02:14:21,160
Speaker 7: like tweeting saying like free Bernie. And then we all

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02:14:21,240 --> 02:14:26,440
Speaker 7: got in the Hojo airport, yes shuttle and yeah shuttle and.

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02:14:26,560 --> 02:14:29,480
Speaker 5: Went to go pick him up with all those Yeah. Wait,

3145
02:14:29,640 --> 02:14:31,760
Speaker 5: was it a Hojo or a trouble Tree. It was

3146
02:14:31,760 --> 02:14:33,240
Speaker 5: a trouble tree. Trouble Tree.

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02:14:33,400 --> 02:14:34,480
Speaker 2: At like six am.

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02:14:35,000 --> 02:14:37,960
Speaker 4: Somehow we all like stayed up or something. Somehow we're

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02:14:38,000 --> 02:14:39,080
Speaker 4: able to like pick him.

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02:14:39,000 --> 02:14:41,880
Speaker 5: Up somehow, and yeah, I don't know how.

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02:14:42,520 --> 02:14:45,200
Speaker 4: We all picked him up, like as soon as he

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02:14:45,400 --> 02:14:47,880
Speaker 4: was released from jail and we're all chanting.

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02:14:47,960 --> 02:14:50,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's a good bachelor party. That's what I'm

3154
02:14:50,360 --> 02:14:50,720
Speaker 2: trying to do.

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02:14:51,280 --> 02:14:53,960
Speaker 4: If if anyone wants to volunteer to be the one

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02:14:54,040 --> 02:14:57,240
Speaker 4: to get arrested someone, you know, I would love to see.

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Speaker 1: It, Okay, noted.

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02:14:58,440 --> 02:14:59,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see how plays out.

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02:15:00,320 --> 02:15:01,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see how it plays out.

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Speaker 1: But feel like with twenty dudes, odds are high, they're good.

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02:15:04,800 --> 02:15:05,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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02:15:05,000 --> 02:15:06,960
Speaker 4: I feel with the dude crew that we're rolling with

3163
02:15:07,120 --> 02:15:09,839
Speaker 4: that somebody's gonna do something dumb and get arrested.

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02:15:09,920 --> 02:15:11,120
Speaker 2: So pretty excited about it.

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02:15:11,400 --> 02:15:11,840
Speaker 5: I'm down.

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02:15:13,400 --> 02:15:15,880
Speaker 4: And I would just like to thank you guys for,

3167
02:15:16,760 --> 02:15:19,520
Speaker 4: you know, just doing this podcast with us every week,

3168
02:15:19,560 --> 02:15:21,360
Speaker 4: and I feel like this is a great bonding moment

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02:15:21,480 --> 02:15:23,040
Speaker 4: for the four of us.

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Speaker 5: Every week.

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02:15:25,800 --> 02:15:27,520
Speaker 3: It's like a Bassard party every week.

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02:15:27,720 --> 02:15:29,440
Speaker 4: This is like a bachelor because, you know, a lot

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02:15:29,480 --> 02:15:32,920
Speaker 4: of times we talk when we're but it's it's work stuff,

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02:15:33,000 --> 02:15:34,840
Speaker 4: you know, and we're just doing work stuff, and this

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02:15:34,960 --> 02:15:38,360
Speaker 4: is a fun way to also technically this is work stuff,

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02:15:38,400 --> 02:15:40,960
Speaker 4: but it's also fun stuff, you know, and we're.

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02:15:40,880 --> 02:15:43,720
Speaker 1: Just bullshitting, so I actually consider it workaholics.

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02:15:43,800 --> 02:15:46,720
Speaker 2: But I don't know, Well, don't see that's where you can't.

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Speaker 5: Again, don't say that that's a good take backs with

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02:15:50,160 --> 02:15:52,360
Speaker 5: a huge ensemble cast.

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02:15:52,440 --> 02:15:55,400
Speaker 4: I would like to take a moment of appreciation for

3182
02:15:56,120 --> 02:15:58,640
Speaker 4: just the four of us and uh and our friendship

3183
02:15:58,720 --> 02:15:59,880
Speaker 4: and power and perseverance.

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Speaker 5: Is this take too? This is great. I like that.

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Speaker 5: I would also like to take a moment for our

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02:16:05,960 --> 02:16:09,520
Speaker 5: friendship and our power and our perseverance and just respectfully

3187
02:16:10,720 --> 02:16:14,760
Speaker 5: appreciate us. This is important, so right, I just did

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Speaker 5: take three