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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with twenty eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away. It's time

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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. It's broken jewel in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and in today's brand new phone tap, it's the return

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Speaker 1: of Asparagus, the interior designer with the flair for the dramatic,

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Speaker 1: And today Asparagus is taking his talents from the home

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Speaker 1: into the restaurant industry. And I wonder what kind of crazy,

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Speaker 1: out of the box ideas he'll come up with this time.

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Speaker 1: You'll find out right now in your phone taps on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hello, Yes, is this cart Yeah, cart Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's the Sparagus. Nice to meet Jo Asparagus spars Sparagus, sparagus. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm the interior decorator. You are a wife hire Oh

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Speaker 1: oh okay yeah, um yeah, sorry you threw me off.

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Speaker 1: I was expecting christ Car yuck. I had that name.

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Speaker 1: That is my original name, but I prefer go by Asparagus. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So how how you Kurt. I'm I'm good. I'm good,

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Speaker 1: you know we're just trying to kind of get everything

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Speaker 1: up and up and running here and trying to figure out,

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Speaker 1: you know, kind of some some decorating schemes and all that. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: so maybe it'll have asparagus. What do you hope to

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Speaker 1: happen in your new space? Yes, um, yeah, yeah, no absolutely.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what my my wife may have covered

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Speaker 1: already with you, but we're pretty open to it. You know,

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Speaker 1: it is an Italian restaurant that we're looking to kind

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Speaker 1: of build out. So I mean, you know, we want

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Speaker 1: to have that traditional sparagus alert, asparagus alert, asparagus alert?

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Speaker 1: What what is? What is that? I'm je Kurt, my

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Speaker 1: my storm as a braining, My brain is storming. I

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Speaker 1: cannot even speak correctly spas. I mean, are you so

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Speaker 1: your your brain storming? Yes, sparagus. They must stop talking.

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Speaker 1: I have to share my idea with you and ultimately

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Speaker 1: the world. Oh okay, close your eyes. Close your eyes,

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Speaker 1: close them close, like for real, close my eyes, close

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Speaker 1: the eyes sparagas. Okay, my alright, imagine for me sparagas.

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Speaker 1: Outside is cold and rainy, and the wind is a howl.

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Speaker 1: Oh you heard of in the distance? You heard, yeah, okay, sure, yes,

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Speaker 1: and a sign pops from nor reds popping. Lavender's popping.

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Speaker 1: Even the greens is popping so much popping. Um yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a pretty wild color palette. But I mean, okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: And then you're walking into a breathing heavy and you knock, yes,

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Speaker 1: you knock. Okay, what am I seeing something here that

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Speaker 1: the knocking noise as for me to reveal to you? Please?

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Speaker 1: Okay a knock, knock, knock, I guess okay, the door

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Speaker 1: now it's open, and the kurt Are you ready? Sparagus? Yes, yes, Japan? What, Yes,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome Japan. I don't get with Japan. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: It hits me like a brick town Japan. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. What do you mean Japan? Though?

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Speaker 1: A sparagus will explain bamboo everywhere samurai swords crossing you like?

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Speaker 1: I just I don't get why why would we have

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Speaker 1: samurai swords in bamboo in an Italian Japanese Italian restaurant.

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Speaker 1: It's the next level. Yes, oh god, sparagus, you like it?

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Speaker 1: I mean it just sounds kind of stupid to me

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Speaker 1: because it's an Italian restaurant. But it's not with a

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Speaker 1: Japanese anything kind of a theme. Yes, and that is

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Speaker 1: exactly the point of Sparagus. You need to think big.

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Speaker 1: All the medias they will be raving. They will be

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Speaker 1: saying a Sparagus has done it again. All right, look Sparagus,

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Speaker 1: it's an Italian restaurant soon to be Japanese Italian. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not an Italian restaurant with the Japanese name. No. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I draw it last nime. I have a dream last night.

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Speaker 1: Spargus have a dream and I draw it on a napka.

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Speaker 1: May I affected to you? You want to fact me.

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Speaker 1: I would love for you to see it. It's avant gard,

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Speaker 1: next level, but I'm not interested in that though. Kurdish.

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Speaker 1: Who's Kurdish? My name is Kurt. No, I've changed your

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Speaker 1: name not to be a little more avant guard for

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Speaker 1: a Spargus like in kurtash. I do feel like you

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Speaker 1: do not like my ideas. I'm not going to hire

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Speaker 1: you for this project. Okay, it's it's just not a

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Speaker 1: good match. Asparagus said, I'm sorry, but it's just your

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Speaker 1: your idea is not what we're looking for. It. It's okay,

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Speaker 1: I am used to it. My ideas can be so

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Speaker 1: next level. Sometimes people cannot get on. I will take

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Speaker 1: my deposit and go I'm sorry, wait what what deposit?

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Speaker 1: Your wife? She deposited me? My? What? My? What do

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Speaker 1: you mean? My wife? She gave you a deposits. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that sparagus do not work cheap, even for ideas. That sparagus,

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Speaker 1: She writes me, the ten thousand dollars check and I'll leave.

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Speaker 1: My wife gave you ten thousand dollars deposits. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: gave a discount sparagus because I was excited about my

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Speaker 1: idea about Okay, what was my wife thinking? Well, she

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Speaker 1: just probably thinking it too make a good prank phone call,

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Speaker 1: and it did. Sparagus for the wind. Wait what oh,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your wife.

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Speaker 1: Charlotte set you up. O God, she said you put

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Speaker 1: her in charge of finding an interior decorator for your

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Speaker 1: new restaurant. No, man, I wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe. I can't believe it either. Spurgus for

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Speaker 1: the wind, Sparagod you need to shut up, man, wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubl funk tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Holy On removing ninety two point five