Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanta way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim. I give us time and they termino and gay.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style. You wanna
Speaker 1: welcome you back home?
Speaker 2: Tell us all about every scared or was it fine?
Speaker 1: Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you mean.
Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris?
Speaker 2: M Angeline's behind us? Angeline's behind us. This is start
Speaker 2: recording even.
Speaker 5: I'm recording, welcome to Do you need a ride? This
Speaker 5: is Chris.
Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgaro.
Speaker 5: The car is very close.
Speaker 3: But the one behind us, which very close also is
Speaker 3: a is a pink Corvette driven by the one and.
Speaker 2: Only Angeline Stephen. Can you get a picture? Pure Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
Speaker 5: People get there.
Speaker 1: She is there. She is famous.
Speaker 2: Lookou Angeline. My belief system growing up in LA in
Speaker 2: the nineties is that it was good luck if you
Speaker 2: saw Angeline, is it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: That's what me and my friend Laura milligandibios I believe.
Speaker 2: Was a purveyor of that belief, and we would just
Speaker 2: always say if you saw her, something good.
Speaker 1: Was gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I like that just mainly because I like pink so
Speaker 3: much more than green. I don't care about this Saint
Speaker 3: Patrick's dale aprechaans to everyone they pinch you for not
Speaker 3: wearing green.
Speaker 6: Come on, paink, I'll wear you're you're anti green, I
Speaker 6: don't want not.
Speaker 3: I mean there's certain when you are wearing like an
Speaker 3: army green or something, and it's within a plaid pant,
Speaker 3: because you know how uh plaid pants and kilts. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd rather wear pink. It's my point, and I'm glad
Speaker 3: that's the lucky color for me for now. On this person, Yes,
Speaker 3: they are the worst. Sorry, So it was a terrible
Speaker 3: What do you know? It's a car riddled with dent
Speaker 3: What a surprise.
Speaker 2: That car cut in front of me and then took
Speaker 2: a right turn in front of me. So I just
Speaker 2: slam breaks on. Sorry, I was so loud.
Speaker 1: Will you will you not make me sound like a
Speaker 1: monsters even on.
Speaker 5: That moment, I'll make it sound very like, oh yes,
Speaker 5: we stopping now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so scared of I'm scared.
Speaker 3: It was weird how for a minute, Karen had an
Speaker 3: English accent and seemed very concerned. Would tell me the
Speaker 3: story of Angeline because I don't know anything.
Speaker 5: About her now.
Speaker 2: She's very mysterious and essentially she had a sugar daddy
Speaker 2: in the eighties who would put up billboards of her,
Speaker 2: and she had she was one of the first.
Speaker 1: I would say.
Speaker 2: She was a revolutionary and trailblazing in the world of
Speaker 2: getting a ton of plastic surgery in Los Angeles.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: So she had big, circular fake boobs, and she had
Speaker 2: kind of a very round baby face. So she had
Speaker 2: a real, like a blonde Betty Boom eighties blonde Betty
Speaker 2: Boom feel. She just would drive around in this famous
Speaker 2: pink corvette and just try to be famous, right, And
Speaker 2: so she got famous for like at the beginning of
Speaker 2: Eddie Eddie, every Eddie Murphy movie in the eighties, there's
Speaker 2: a shot.
Speaker 1: Of an Angeline billboard.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, and it.
Speaker 2: Kind of symbolizes like the emptiness and frivolity and you know,
Speaker 2: sin based like setup of Los Angeles. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: trying to sound smart, but then I really did.
Speaker 3: Know you're preaching to the choir. I'll start with a
Speaker 3: real catchy tune and then I just kind of faint.
Speaker 3: I but that's so common now. She was like one
Speaker 3: of the first. You know, not everyone always says Kardashian,
Speaker 3: but people that just create fame for themselves.
Speaker 5: Right, she did it. She did it, but by flying
Speaker 5: in the millboard.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: She grassroots campaigned it in a way that I respect.
Speaker 1: And also she had that thing of like she had.
Speaker 2: She was very like lingerie based, and she wasn't necessarily
Speaker 2: an actress. It wasn't like it didn't seem like she
Speaker 2: was trying to get parts in movies. She just wanted
Speaker 2: renown it seemed like. But now, because she's probably in
Speaker 2: her mid seventies, like she's been doing it for a while,
Speaker 2: so she's in her either late sixties or mid seventies.
Speaker 1: She wears a.
Speaker 2: Like a veil across her face, like a Disney cartoon
Speaker 2: of the Middle East style harm.
Speaker 3: Veil, kind of like like Michael Jackson did in the end,
Speaker 3: and they have a very similar note. I mean that
Speaker 3: sounds but if you do enough plastic surgery, you get
Speaker 3: that pointy pixie kind of transparent skin. Yes, picky pit
Speaker 3: pointy nose, tippy pit pointy.
Speaker 5: Nose Wow, Tip Tick tick oh Man, Tieker, Taylor Tinker Smith,
Speaker 5: Darya Oldman movie No So, but a lot of people.
Speaker 3: I like how almost everyone celebrates her, because if I
Speaker 3: think about it, I think it's kind of sad when
Speaker 3: someone is then just wants to be famous. That's like
Speaker 3: part of the thing that's wrong with this city. But
Speaker 3: with her, for some reason, it's cool because she was
Speaker 3: doing it first.
Speaker 2: And also it's honest. I mean, that's the only reason
Speaker 2: people are here. They're here to make money. They're here
Speaker 2: to have power over other people. They're here to be famous,
Speaker 2: They're here to be worshiped.
Speaker 5: You're right. Those are the four reasons.
Speaker 1: Those are the four agreements. Read the fucking book. If
Speaker 1: you don't believe me.
Speaker 3: It's what I was chanting to myself on the plane
Speaker 3: on the way here.
Speaker 5: Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: I drove you drove in a truck the whole time
Speaker 2: saying I want to be famous.
Speaker 1: I want to have power over people. What was the fourth,
Speaker 1: third and fourth?
Speaker 5: I want I want it with little to work.
Speaker 1: I want a shasta.
Speaker 3: If I'm good, people will come to me. I don't
Speaker 3: have to leave the house and ask for things that that's.
Speaker 5: The longer one.
Speaker 1: That's the truer one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they should come to my door, ring the doorbell.
Speaker 2: I'll decide if I want to answer or not, and
Speaker 2: then even still give me things.
Speaker 5: When I moved here, I did not want to move here.
Speaker 3: It just lined up to where the person he's dating,
Speaker 3: and then the manager.
Speaker 5: It's like, well, I guess I have to leave.
Speaker 3: I was actually enjoying myself in Austin, Texas. I bet
Speaker 3: that was the one thing all of the comedians there
Speaker 3: actually said. So, I'm not going to Hollywood. I'm waiting
Speaker 3: for Hollywood to come to me. That's just not that
Speaker 3: just doesn't happen, it not. I mean sometimes now more
Speaker 3: than ever, I suppose.
Speaker 2: Well especially it's those people who said it in the
Speaker 2: nineties were real, yeah, visionaries, because you know it was
Speaker 2: going to take it some time, take us some time.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's my Italian mago coming out.
Speaker 5: The one thing you love, the secret to Pizza cross.
Speaker 5: You let it take us some time.
Speaker 1: Something's going on.
Speaker 2: Well we haven't gone to Starbucks, I know, so there's
Speaker 2: some real verbal issues.
Speaker 3: We all heard Tinky Tiny tailor, and it's because I
Speaker 3: haven't had my cafe.
Speaker 5: It really mellows me out.
Speaker 1: Gets me and it gets you focused.
Speaker 5: And or makes everything worse.
Speaker 2: And really charges it up a notch. Oh oh, I
Speaker 2: know where there's a drive through. We're fucking going to it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right down the street.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so excited now.
Speaker 2: I live my life Starbucks drive through to Starbucks drive through.
Speaker 2: That's all the time in between is time wasted. I
Speaker 2: just want to be as a Starbucks drive through.
Speaker 3: We should just But can we just spend a day
Speaker 3: working there? They're always so happy. I would today, I
Speaker 3: because you know I've been there today already.
Speaker 5: Do you know this about me?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know this, I've told you guys. You can smell
Speaker 3: it on me. I rink of coffee. I'm covered with
Speaker 3: some kind of a pre made frozen sandwich.
Speaker 5: Dust because they come with a powder.
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh that's gluten powder.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's meant to swell you up.
Speaker 3: It's meant to swell up your glues and I, uh yeah,
Speaker 3: they're just they were so happy this morning. Everyone was
Speaker 3: like and there was kind of a stressful day. There's
Speaker 3: people waiting, they were being impatient, and none of these
Speaker 3: workers broke character.
Speaker 5: They were so happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and put me in a better note, I think.
Speaker 2: Can I suggest the reason is because they get benefits there.
Speaker 1: So a lot of those people have insurance.
Speaker 2: They have the peace of mind to know that if
Speaker 2: they fall down and hit their head on one of
Speaker 2: those metal counters and split it the fuck open. Oh
Speaker 2: what's going on here that they will Hollywood Boulevard is
Speaker 2: a buzz ladies.
Speaker 3: Oh, right in front of Jimmy Kimmel's El Capitan Theater.
Speaker 3: Maybe Maroon five is doing a street performance on a
Speaker 3: Chevy soundstage.
Speaker 1: The book's going on this stupid town.
Speaker 5: It looked like a circus. Actually, it.
Speaker 1: Looked like people pretending something was going on. There was
Speaker 1: a pretent.
Speaker 3: That's what Hollywood is, Yeah, people pretending something's going on.
Speaker 3: The only thing missing was animal abuse, so there might
Speaker 3: as well be a circus.
Speaker 2: There was definitely a guy kneeling in the middle of
Speaker 2: the street with a white, sorry a yellow reflective vest
Speaker 2: on because he was somehow on the safety team.
Speaker 5: Right, Well, it was there.
Speaker 3: You know that a lot of these safety teams pray
Speaker 3: before a big function.
Speaker 2: They've got to pray, pray.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, we've got to pray just to make
Speaker 1: it to day.
Speaker 5: I used to practice the too legit to quit hand.
Speaker 3: For some reason, that took me a long time to
Speaker 3: get the it's two and then an L and then
Speaker 3: then two, too legit, and then and then it's just
Speaker 3: a two and then an L and then a two
Speaker 3: and then an L and then you do it no,
Speaker 3: thank you, karate twice around?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, too legit, too legit to quit.
Speaker 3: I think I always would start it and I'd end
Speaker 3: up accidentally doing the cut it out full house, which
Speaker 3: is way less, and.
Speaker 1: Then putting the L on your forehead and being a loser.
Speaker 1: That's like a trip.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's so many things people used to do with
Speaker 3: their fingers that I'm glad are gone.
Speaker 2: Wait will you text our guest and ask her if
Speaker 2: she has a Starbucks order?
Speaker 5: I will?
Speaker 1: Can we have some?
Speaker 3: This is just a quiet time, This is just a
Speaker 3: quiet Can we get some texting music?
Speaker 1: Can we do?
Speaker 3: It's probably real fun? And while we're podcasting, we just
Speaker 3: you tasks?
Speaker 1: Was that proceeding.
Speaker 5: As we're recording? It's oh, good good. This is such
Speaker 5: a one stop shop.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to provide any kind of instrumental hold music.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of kind of pointless instrumental.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it will be royalty free. That's right, because
Speaker 5: it's coming from your musical brain and all.
Speaker 2: And every idea I have goes like this, do.
Speaker 3: Well like you're coming back from commercial on love Boat
Speaker 3: episode an especially romantic one.
Speaker 1: Now I can't remember.
Speaker 3: I like to reveal my age and also exclude most
Speaker 3: of our listeners.
Speaker 5: But just talking mad love Boat.
Speaker 2: Get out millennials if you don't know what love Boat is,
Speaker 2: and it absolutely was a real show.
Speaker 3: Every you guys don't know this, but every year I
Speaker 3: secretly do a Christmas pageant thrown by Fred Willard. It
Speaker 3: is filled with stars from yesteryear and the sweetest man
Speaker 3: I've ever met.
Speaker 5: It's I'm sort of kidding, but I do do this
Speaker 5: show and it is Fred Willard's Christmas paget.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Isaac from love Boat was on one of them.
Speaker 3: And he's the nicest, most NonStop happy person that just
Speaker 3: laughs and says sweet things to people. I can't remember
Speaker 3: his name, but Isaac from the love Boat. Ted, you're
Speaker 3: going to know it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to know.
Speaker 5: God, she's going to know what everybody.
Speaker 2: Because also, you know, it's really cool there it's Ted.
Speaker 2: Give me a second because I used to have all
Speaker 2: those guys. Fred Grandy was the was Gopher That was mine,
Speaker 2: my sister's favorite show.
Speaker 1: We were obsessed with The Love Boat.
Speaker 5: It's like and he goes like watching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, points to the camera.
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially in the beginning.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, they in the open opening credits.
Speaker 2: But he also is in a James Brown documentary because
Speaker 2: he is from South Central and he is fucking talking
Speaker 2: about black civil rights and it's like nineteen seventy and
Speaker 2: he is a super badass in this and you it's
Speaker 2: the weirdest thing because everybody else you see speak is
Speaker 2: just a citizen that lives in South Central that's like
Speaker 2: things have to change. And then all of a sudden, here'
Speaker 2: fucking Isaac, a young Isaac from a love Boat who's like,
Speaker 2: guess what, everybody, it's the best.
Speaker 3: I can't stop liking that guy because immediately he was like,
Speaker 3: what's your story, Let's be friends, and I'm like, I sir.
Speaker 3: And then later on someone said that to me, but
Speaker 3: I didn't recognize him because it's been so many years.
Speaker 5: It was just a sweet man, Stephen.
Speaker 1: Have you looked it up?
Speaker 5: Ted Lang?
Speaker 1: Thank you. I would have never thought of that last
Speaker 1: name all I could think of was.
Speaker 5: It's a cool name.
Speaker 3: Anytime the name Ted comes up, the next thing that
Speaker 3: comes up is Fresca, And then a picture of his
Speaker 3: head remains for the rest of the day.
Speaker 5: I might as well get a tattoo of it, just.
Speaker 1: Forever, a tattoo of remains of the day.
Speaker 5: Yes, of Ted Knight's head.
Speaker 1: Okay, check this shit out.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, I've always wanted to go to this one.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, that guy needs to move up and grow
Speaker 1: up and show up.
Speaker 7: And when I look at you, I throw up into
Speaker 7: this line.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: This is good, good work.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I told you you're a good driver.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you. No, it's high fucking time.
Speaker 5: You're very good at it. You're very good at it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You know.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you I was yelling at my dad
Speaker 2: move up, you selfish dick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's plenty around there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's just choosing not he's not paying att Yeah, he's.
Speaker 3: On busy being online ordering more. Our son hats, several
Speaker 3: son hats.
Speaker 2: My sister and I are very critical of my father's driving,
Speaker 2: and because he is like he does the thing where
Speaker 2: he pulls up to a red light and he goes
Speaker 2: past the first white line, and he goes past the
Speaker 2: second white line.
Speaker 5: Fire he just does like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he pretends like he can do whatever he wants,
Speaker 2: and it's like, you're not driving a fire truck.
Speaker 5: Did he used to drive the truck?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he not only drove the truck for a while,
Speaker 1: he was the tillerman, the back guy.
Speaker 5: My brother in law.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, Well we must have talked about it.
Speaker 2: We must have talked about this because my dad took it.
Speaker 5: Out very well, may have, but I have no memory
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, because my dad, driving one day, took out
Speaker 2: a bus stop with the tiller, got loose and it
Speaker 2: swung him on the tiller into a bus stop.
Speaker 5: It's the fun part of the story. How many fatalities
Speaker 5: there were.
Speaker 2: I don't think there were any fatalities, but people did
Speaker 2: definitely get hurt, including my father, really and he was
Speaker 2: involved in a lawsuit because the city was oh no,
Speaker 2: you know responsible, or you know, involved, because they it
Speaker 2: was their equipment that failed.
Speaker 3: Always in a making line of what ends up being
Speaker 3: a terrible situation. I'm sorry about those people. Well, enough
Speaker 3: time has passed.
Speaker 1: I yeah, it's been a long time, and I also
Speaker 1: think I should maybe have brought it up.
Speaker 2: Oh. The point was my sister and I always give
Speaker 2: my dad shit. Dude, we always give my dad shit.
Speaker 2: But one day I was realized because he really is
Speaker 2: just like the most selfish, insane driver. And then one
Speaker 2: day I realized he has both a regular driver's license
Speaker 2: and then whatever the truck driving licenses because he has to.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, so he's.
Speaker 2: Actually much more qualified than almost everybody I know to
Speaker 2: drive cars. But we like never stop criticizing him.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's a theme to mash. What's the Starbucks theme?
Speaker 5: Starbucks a commercial?
Speaker 1: I don't think they have Starbucks. Yeah, no, you're an
Speaker 1: American bar Starbucks. It's the tourist theme.
Speaker 3: But Starbucks, yeah, they never You're right, that's interesting. They've
Speaker 3: never had one television ad.
Speaker 2: Right, they do sometimes at Christmas now, like when they
Speaker 2: launched they never did.
Speaker 3: No, they just started bringing it out in the streets
Speaker 3: of Seattle and it was immediate hit.
Speaker 1: People love burnt coffee, myself included.
Speaker 5: That is the secret, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 3: There's many different types of beans and they over bake them. Yes,
Speaker 3: is it a baking process roasting? I believe famously it's roasting.
Speaker 2: I think it's roasting. It's a combination of the two.
Speaker 5: It's braised.
Speaker 2: We had sometimes we are lucky enough to stay in
Speaker 2: fancy hotels when we're on the road, and they see
Speaker 2: hotels and hipster hotels, like there's a lot of them
Speaker 2: in Austin, and they love to give you not darkly
Speaker 2: roasted beans in the coffee, but very light and blonde
Speaker 2: roasted beans in the coffee when you order like a
Speaker 2: coffee pot.
Speaker 1: And it's truly the most disgusting product ever.
Speaker 5: You like it dark?
Speaker 1: I really need it dark? Yeah, Italian style.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 5: I do, I do, I hear you. That's something I
Speaker 5: say all the time. I want to sound terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are caroclin kits our guests today.
Speaker 5: It's okay. Have I let just a little cat squeak
Speaker 5: out of the bag I do, just squak it out
Speaker 5: of one little kit, out of my bag of cats.
Speaker 1: About out the guest bag of cats.
Speaker 3: When I think of bags of cats, I think of
Speaker 3: the opening to Gummo, where these crazy kids are riding
Speaker 3: around on BMX bikes. There's Metallica music playing, and for
Speaker 3: some reason they have bags of dead cats. Isn't that horrifying? Yes,
Speaker 3: it's kind of documentary style. But I don't think any
Speaker 3: cats were harmed.
Speaker 2: In the making of that fing No, but I bet
Speaker 2: you that was real roadkill they found.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they probably didn't have the budget for making fake
Speaker 3: dead cats.
Speaker 5: It's so much easier to come across real ones.
Speaker 1: Those are so expensive because they're made of chinchilla.
Speaker 5: Do my stories always be Are they always sad?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: That's my stories?
Speaker 5: Oh okay, No, yours are fun.
Speaker 1: Yours are fun. It's you know, kids with cats?
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. Who doesn't like to be young and have friends?
Speaker 1: Now, that's the scene that stayed with you in Gemo.
Speaker 2: The scene that stayed with me in Gemo is a
Speaker 2: little boy in the bathtub eating spaghetti.
Speaker 3: Oh no, if I remembered it, it would be nothing.
Speaker 3: You know, plucks at my heartstrings like little boys with
Speaker 3: spaghetti and the kid on the bus that I've talked
Speaker 3: about with a little bag of spaghetta.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's the best.
Speaker 8: Just he's a real person, he's a real boy, he's
Speaker 8: a real Jason Statham. Yes, I feel like I always
Speaker 8: say about that kid because it was so weird.
Speaker 3: That in so embarrassing for him that he had to
Speaker 3: be bringing home school lunch, Like he had to ask
Speaker 3: for it, he had to leave school with it, he
Speaker 3: had to get.
Speaker 5: On the bus with all his friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and none of them they're like, yeah, sometimes some
Speaker 3: of my friends have to bring food home.
Speaker 5: It really bummed me out. It will forever.
Speaker 2: Here's something I suggest that might help you. Yeah, local schools,
Speaker 2: if you go in and say I would like to
Speaker 2: pay for some school lunches this week, they will provide
Speaker 2: free lunches for kids.
Speaker 1: You can go in and be like, here's one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: However, many school lunches that pays for and you can
Speaker 2: do that for like underserved communities.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea, isn't that the best?
Speaker 2: They were People were doing that on Twitter for a
Speaker 2: little while when people started learning about how badly funded
Speaker 2: schools are and like kids that when you shut down
Speaker 2: a school or people go on strike, there are kids
Speaker 2: that then don't eat all day because they're not at
Speaker 2: their public school being fed.
Speaker 1: Like that's the reality of some kids in this country.
Speaker 2: And so people got kind of weir of that, and
Speaker 2: then they started making those donations and it's really one
Speaker 2: of my favorite because it's like small and local but
Speaker 2: very effective. You could really help people.
Speaker 3: You're so good at this every time I start talking
Speaker 3: about dead cats or you just bring it right to
Speaker 3: an uplifting public service.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like it's my job to stay
Speaker 2: ready and then you tell your dead cat story. Boom
Speaker 2: there I am with it. Some kind of vague charity.
Speaker 2: I love it that no one can prove exists, but
Speaker 2: truly does. But it couldn't be more vague, and I
Speaker 2: couldn't be saying less of an organized thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but anyone can go and say, hey, bring me
Speaker 3: to lunch, lady, I got a bag of money.
Speaker 5: It's as easy as that. You don't even have to
Speaker 5: go to a website.
Speaker 2: You don't. Yeah, but if you go to a local school,
Speaker 2: know that if you are a single man, don't go
Speaker 2: storming around, right, Maybe knock on the door, see if
Speaker 2: they let you in. Don't go near the playground at
Speaker 2: just be chill. Send a check in the mail. That's
Speaker 2: the best case scenario.
Speaker 5: Right right, and do not make any eye.
Speaker 1: Content in the mail. Please.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how you do it, but please. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Kara said, it's fine, she can wait, it's.
Speaker 5: A beautiful day.
Speaker 7: And does she have an order? She said, no, thank you,
Speaker 7: that's bullshit. No thanks, I'm good Stephen the US, Yes
Speaker 7: you Hi?
Speaker 1: Can I get a Venti vanilla latte hot.
Speaker 3: Hot vanilla l okay?
Speaker 2: And can I get a venty iced coffee plane?
Speaker 1: And then she ice coffee? And you want what do
Speaker 1: you want? Yes? Two of those? Please?
Speaker 2: Actually correct? Yeah, Okay, I have to stop. I've said
Speaker 2: it before, but I really am stopping drinking mochas because
Speaker 2: they're just there's no need to drink coffee hot chocolate.
Speaker 5: Oh right.
Speaker 3: I mean I don't know until because I always have
Speaker 3: my Bland sugarless. But then when I have the real deal,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh man, this is a slice of cake
Speaker 3: that is in liquid form.
Speaker 2: It's the most delicious, but it's like, you know, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start saving this for special occasion.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or just taper off with the pumps.
Speaker 1: Well I do.
Speaker 2: I only do one pump anyway, But still it's too
Speaker 2: much milk. I said this before on Twitter one time
Speaker 2: I yelled stop drinking milk to myself in my house.
Speaker 1: But like, I just don't need to be taking in
Speaker 1: milk all day long.
Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I remember a doctor saying,
Speaker 3: please stop drinking so much milk. I was having a
Speaker 3: problem with my throat always being I was always having
Speaker 3: to clear my throat, and he said, you're drinking too
Speaker 3: much milk. Wow, isn't that crazy? That's a real memory
Speaker 3: at least. But is it information?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: I mean, did you do it and did it work?
Speaker 3: I don't recall. I think I just had big bad
Speaker 3: consoles in. They're trying to blame it on the dairy industry.
Speaker 1: Okay, but do you still how's your dairy intake now?
Speaker 5: Zero?
Speaker 1: Real?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Because of your bones and whatnot?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because of my bridal bones.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get there myself.
Speaker 5: I go almond. I go almond.
Speaker 6: M hmm.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just too thin for me. I need the full,
Speaker 1: the fullness.
Speaker 5: Wow, she's a she's a Starbucks model.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I was taking her photos. She is he
Speaker 3: her manager? Or is that a disgusting relationship?
Speaker 6: Ya?
Speaker 5: Holly?
Speaker 2: Would I fully respect a person that can wear gray
Speaker 2: yoga pants in public? I mean that's a fit She's
Speaker 2: probably a fit model, you know, fitness model or Instagram model. Yes,
Speaker 2: but it's one thing to wear black yoga pants in public,
Speaker 2: which pretty much everyone does full range. But if you're
Speaker 2: gonna wear also a midriff shirt and then gray yoga.
Speaker 5: Part light gray, kelly gray.
Speaker 2: Just just flirting with white, I mean you might as
Speaker 2: well wear white.
Speaker 1: Just do it, girl, Yeah, next time.
Speaker 5: It's just any amount of spotting, like I'm dripping of
Speaker 5: the coffee. Please know that, yes, please, you know that.
Speaker 5: That's what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: I thought you were getting menstreul.
Speaker 3: You know, I say my period jokes for the end
Speaker 3: of the episode, much like a sentence period end.
Speaker 5: Oh no, oh no, we gotta.
Speaker 1: Get car clinking on this ship, all the good stuff.
Speaker 3: I do feel bad that we are making her, but
Speaker 3: like she said, I gotta I gotta stop feeling bad
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 2: Well and also, yeah, if she's told you she doesn't mind,
Speaker 2: that's one thing. If she had answered and said, I
Speaker 2: have to be somewhere, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she's not
Speaker 2: really like that. I think she's a chill person.
Speaker 5: She seems the chill if. That's one of one of
Speaker 5: the many things I like about her.
Speaker 1: But you know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 5: She's very funny and she's gonna be good. I am
Speaker 5: going to hilarious. I say, she's going to be great
Speaker 5: at this.
Speaker 1: I bet she is. No, No, she's she's a born chatter.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to get her a bottle of water.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Just even though she said I don't.
Speaker 1: Want anything, I'm going to say, you do want something.
Speaker 5: You need to hydrate.
Speaker 3: We're gonna actually make her feel bad about We're gonna
Speaker 3: call her dry.
Speaker 2: Yeah I saw you coming from three blocks away. You
Speaker 2: were so dry. Lady, get out of here.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: Now. If you we may have talked about this, right
Speaker 2: if you could drive any car, like any price car,
Speaker 2: what car would you drive? Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't it's gonna it makes me seem boring. I
Speaker 3: just like, well, okay, you know what I really want
Speaker 3: right now? After trying to snowboard and realizing you cannot
Speaker 3: have two wheel drive nice, I want to have a
Speaker 3: four wheel drive Subaru?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like the new kind that's the best. Yeah, they're nice.
Speaker 2: I just told Lizzie Cooperman to get one of those
Speaker 2: because she was trying to find a car.
Speaker 3: I mean, I like, hey, you know what I've noticed
Speaker 3: because they're electronic? Do you teslas not need to have
Speaker 3: license plates because they never have license plates? Is it
Speaker 3: because they have no emissions so they don't have to
Speaker 3: play by the rules.
Speaker 2: I don't think so that would be great because then
Speaker 2: you could crush into things and drive away laughing and
Speaker 2: no one would right.
Speaker 5: No, that's why I'm asking. That's what I want.
Speaker 2: Do you think they're on the back and you're only
Speaker 2: seeing the front with no license plates?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm seeing the back with just like a bear
Speaker 3: car with no plate temporary. I think you don't have
Speaker 3: to get go through the emissions and everything, but you
Speaker 3: of course have to pay street TAXI.
Speaker 2: Street and you have to stay pay street prices for
Speaker 2: street credit.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's just the type of person that gets a
Speaker 3: tesla is like, I don't have to play by your sin.
Speaker 1: I bet it is.
Speaker 5: I have a space car and I'm rich. I'm rich.
Speaker 5: We are getting our drinks.
Speaker 1: This is this is quality podcast.
Speaker 5: It's well, you know what, there's always lulls. Why shouldn't
Speaker 5: the show people should? Yeah, not always. Sometimes we're non
Speaker 5: stop firing.
Speaker 2: Sometimes well you know, when we're up in the hills
Speaker 2: of Burbank Man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's something about that air. It just keeps us going.
Speaker 1: It's magical.
Speaker 5: Now we're on the flats, there's a lot of you know,
Speaker 5: the flats.
Speaker 3: They wear in the flats, there's a lot of exhaust,
Speaker 3: a lot of civilian, a lot of pedestrians.
Speaker 5: It's hard to like keep your brain flowing to me obstacles. Look,
Speaker 5: got those bananas old?
Speaker 1: Those are old bananas.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Boy, the window on when a banana is appetizing to
Speaker 3: me is getting smaller and smaller.
Speaker 1: It's short, It's true.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's the brand new bananas that are bulletproof.
Speaker 1: Can I actually add two bottles of water?
Speaker 2: Else?
Speaker 1: Pay from separately? You want them separate from this? Sure,
Speaker 1: if you can add it, that'd be great. Okay.
Speaker 3: I am a person that has garbage in their car
Speaker 3: and I just throw it down in the past, I'm
Speaker 3: admitting that right now.
Speaker 5: I just have garbage in my time. I just throw
Speaker 5: it down and sometimes I let it sit there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I let it sit there for days, care till
Speaker 1: it smells weird.
Speaker 5: No, no, it's never perishables.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, thank you, thanks great?
Speaker 5: Here output that somewhere great, terrific. We're off, Thank you.
Speaker 3: And why did I think there was a gas pump
Speaker 3: in the back and we were driving off.
Speaker 5: Because that used to be a gas station. That's why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was having the flashback of a memory of
Speaker 3: a person that got gased there once in the fifties.
Speaker 1: That's right, you were embodying that person. Filler up, mac.
Speaker 3: Can, Yeah, yeah, hey mac boy, this street that's even
Speaker 3: gonna be audible, right?
Speaker 5: Oh look, oh it's lodged.
Speaker 3: It caused me to have this inn esophageal spasm.
Speaker 2: The Lower Highland has some real cement problems everybody.
Speaker 3: I'll say it, and I guess it is caused by
Speaker 3: the swelling and shrinkage of heat and cooling.
Speaker 5: Where there's weather that fine with water.
Speaker 2: Yes, And it's such a gorgeous day because it's been
Speaker 2: raining and now the sky is bright blue and the
Speaker 2: clouds are big thunderheads.
Speaker 5: See the mountain, Hollywood Hill Mountain. What is the hill?
Speaker 1: It's the Hollywood Hill Mountain.
Speaker 5: It is the Hollywood Hill Mountain. That is crisp.
Speaker 3: It's vibrant, looks like it's been through some of the
Speaker 3: Drama Filter on snapseed, one of my favorite filter apps.
Speaker 2: The Drama Filter. Describe that to me? How does it make?
Speaker 2: How does it change?
Speaker 5: A long time ago?
Speaker 3: When when NICKI Glazer is doing were like photography on Instagram,
Speaker 3: and I would all of her photos look beautiful.
Speaker 5: I'm like, do you own a camera?
Speaker 3: She's like, no, It's just the drama filter on snap seed,
Speaker 3: and I've taken the reins. I apply that to a
Speaker 3: lot of my landscapes and I'll be damned if I
Speaker 3: don't get tons of compliments.
Speaker 5: That's the snap seed filter snape with the drama option.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of options on there.
Speaker 3: You're gonna want to go straight to drama.
Speaker 5: You can save the other options on that app for
Speaker 5: your mama, dramas for you.
Speaker 3: I bring it everywhere to relationships, yep, drama.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, you know where I'm going back up to
Speaker 2: that sucks? Oh where I have to change. I'm going
Speaker 2: back up to that nightmare that we.
Speaker 5: Right right out there we already hadn't.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we go over here to get her.
Speaker 3: Well, it's part of this podcast, especially when we are
Speaker 3: going to the air word. Well, isn't that awful trying
Speaker 3: to orchestrate the time? It would be impossible.
Speaker 1: That was the worst.
Speaker 3: But today is we are adhering to the old plan
Speaker 3: because we are picking Kara up from what I'm assuming
Speaker 3: it was a Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Meeting, oh, on a Sunday.
Speaker 3: I mean, no one goes to promotion in Hollywood just
Speaker 3: to have brunch with a friend. That is the epicenter,
Speaker 3: and that's that's where Seacrest goes in and out.
Speaker 1: True, that is true. She must have an a dish
Speaker 1: or something like.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: With the access TV less, she's going to be crest Own.
Speaker 5: God, Ryan Seacrest is the king of this town, isn't it.
Speaker 1: He's doing it all.
Speaker 5: He looks a little weird lately. He's finally started.
Speaker 1: To age, you know what.
Speaker 2: He also we were just talking about this the when
Speaker 2: you get plastic surgery face.
Speaker 1: Uh oh sorry, I wasn't talking.
Speaker 2: It wasn't with you, Oh, I just was talking about
Speaker 2: somebody where After a while, if you get enough plastic surgery,
Speaker 2: everybody starts to look like the joker.
Speaker 1: There's no other way to look with classics.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he used to have like a smile, like he
Speaker 3: is timidly smiling. I kind of want to show my teeth.
Speaker 3: But now he goes all the way. Yeah, like he
Speaker 3: really flexes that face. He uses all the muscles.
Speaker 5: Yes, even the ones that you use normally for frowning.
Speaker 5: He uses those for smiling smiling yeah, yeah, yeah, And.
Speaker 3: Then well it's funny my aesofta deal spasms that I've
Speaker 3: been happening.
Speaker 5: That's where I'm eating and I go to swallow and the.
Speaker 3: Food remains in my chest and then both pecks. It
Speaker 3: feels like heart attack, and it happens every other time
Speaker 3: I eat. Now they are going to put botox in
Speaker 3: my That's that's all real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean a soft age deal spasms is such
Speaker 2: a funny reference.
Speaker 1: But then it's actually happening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know me.
Speaker 3: People are like, oh you look, you look out for
Speaker 3: your age. I'm like, oh, you should see my insides.
Speaker 3: It's nothing but and so I'm getting botox where I'm
Speaker 3: old on the inside, I'm getting it.
Speaker 5: I mean they'd say, either that or a balloon.
Speaker 2: What if it gives you crazy Beverly Hills divorce divorced face.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just on the inside though.
Speaker 1: So it's more of your attitude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I already have that attitude.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 5: No man's gonna hold me down again.
Speaker 1: No way. You're a real cougar and a mouth.
Speaker 5: That's fun guys.
Speaker 3: Oh, I wonder when sometimes when people are driving unnecessarily fast.
Speaker 3: They think other cars are going to be like, oh wow,
Speaker 3: I wish I had that kind of confidence.
Speaker 5: Yes, I think like showing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, who is that? Oh, here's for massa great? Yeah,
Speaker 1: who is that? Who is that danger seeker that I
Speaker 1: want to be like so much?
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, actually, most of the time, I
Speaker 2: just want to yell slow down at the top of
Speaker 2: my lungs.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And he deserves it because he was a Honda CRV
Speaker 3: that's not a performance vehicle no, and isn't equipped for
Speaker 3: sudden things that might happen in.
Speaker 1: The road in the least.
Speaker 2: And this is fucking La where dumb people live and drive,
Speaker 2: So you can't ever go fifty because there will always
Speaker 2: be someone like throwing a bag of cats out in
Speaker 2: front of you or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of my better cat bag stories. It
Speaker 3: actually happened. And correction, they were specifically kitten.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 3: Oh oh god a sorry, Hi, Hi, good to see you.
Speaker 5: Care you too, We've been talking about you.
Speaker 1: I know we have taken so long. Sorry Hi. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we throw everything over shoulder. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: We were already going to be late.
Speaker 1: It's like the first time it's been sunny in a
Speaker 1: million years.
Speaker 5: I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 3: The look at the look at that mountain, look at
Speaker 3: the crisp the crispness, if you will, Karen, Karen, look.
Speaker 1: At the of the Hollywood mountains gone.
Speaker 5: But we look at the Christmases, look at the nature
Speaker 5: we live on.
Speaker 1: The gorgeous building, look.
Speaker 5: At this Christmas building.
Speaker 1: Look at Boston Ova, the cafe. Gorgeous. Guys.
Speaker 8: Thanks for the ride, girl, your meeting with Ryan c.
Speaker 5: Criscal and pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm hosting American. I don't know that that's been a goal.
Speaker 3: So we just made jokes earlier. But it wasn't where
Speaker 3: I thought. I don't know where he does that where
Speaker 3: there's a background.
Speaker 1: But what was I was doing?
Speaker 6: I was I was at a podcast Okay, sorry, I
Speaker 6: mean rival rival.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we do know we as long as its West Coast.
Speaker 6: It was just some podcasts that these two girls do
Speaker 6: called am I an asshole? And you, just like they do.
Speaker 6: You just ask questions like does this make me an asshole?
Speaker 6: Does this make me an asshole? And most of the
Speaker 6: stuff I was like, no, I'm pretty perfect, yeah, not
Speaker 6: an asshole?
Speaker 1: And all my an asshole?
Speaker 6: For like one of them was like, am I an
Speaker 6: asshole for being a vegetarian who hates mushrooms?
Speaker 1: I think it does make me an asshole.
Speaker 5: No, it just makes it harder.
Speaker 3: I know my mom is a vegetarian than most of
Speaker 3: the burgers and entrees.
Speaker 5: Like, it's just a giant portobello. Yeah, that was like I.
Speaker 1: Tried to eat the shakeshack portobello. It's literally deep fried
Speaker 1: and filled with cheese. And I still don't taste the mushroom.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, mushrooms are I mean, if you have that setting,
Speaker 2: do you like cilantro? No? Same here, there's a certain taste.
Speaker 2: Mushrooms taste like dirt to me. Yeah, cilantro tastes like soap.
Speaker 2: Like there's all these things where I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: not for eating, right, don't give me that avocado tastes
Speaker 2: like dirt like avocado.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 3: My stepmom, you know, just slice just regular gray mushrooms.
Speaker 3: She says she can't eat them because she feels like
Speaker 3: it looks like sliced mice. That's like true, great, great,
Speaker 3: She's like, it looks like sliced mice. And it took
Speaker 3: me actually looking at one. You have to have one
Speaker 3: in front of you for that if.
Speaker 1: You're eating.
Speaker 3: From your kitchen, especially grouse canned one. Is there anything
Speaker 3: worse than canned mushrooms?
Speaker 1: Frozen Brussels sprouts? Pretty gross?
Speaker 5: We're just listing reasons we don't really like our grandparents
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 1: What is going on? Yes, yes, you you guys, not
Speaker 1: too much.
Speaker 5: You have an album coming out.
Speaker 1: I have an album coming out. I have a baby
Speaker 1: coming out, have a.
Speaker 2: Lot of things going baby coming out, the baby's dropping,
Speaker 2: and I think like four weeks and yeah, I'm like
Speaker 2: nine months pregnant.
Speaker 1: Have seen you? I think I've seen you since I've
Speaker 1: been pregnant.
Speaker 6: I just like wasn't telling people, Like I waited a
Speaker 6: little longer than most because I want to get work sure,
Speaker 6: so I.
Speaker 1: Like didn't put it on social media, and like was
Speaker 1: kind of.
Speaker 6: Just telling people face to face when I when I
Speaker 6: started showing, like, yeah, this is not just me getting
Speaker 6: into carbs. So yeah, so yeah, that's happening soon. My
Speaker 6: album's coming out on the.
Speaker 1: Eighth of March. Nice. What's the name.
Speaker 6: It's called Undefeated, which ironically is a reference to getting pregnant.
Speaker 1: Like I do a joke where I'm like, I've never been.
Speaker 6: Pregnant I'm undefeated now like when I recorded it, I
Speaker 6: wasn't now and you I am defeated, fully defeated.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's my first album.
Speaker 5: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: It's very cool. Yes, where'd you record it?
Speaker 6: I recorded it at the UCB East in New York,
Speaker 6: where I used to run a stand up show for
Speaker 6: many years before I moved out to Seacrest Country.
Speaker 5: I love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's greble. It's gone now, all right.
Speaker 6: Well, the Chelsea One closed a while ago because a
Speaker 6: year ago problems. Oh yeah, the Chelsea One closed because
Speaker 6: they were not American Disabilities Act compliant and so and
Speaker 6: I think they thought that they were going to probably
Speaker 6: get tossed out because of a developer at some point,
Speaker 6: so they just moved spaces instead of becoming a compliant.
Speaker 6: And then the Beast just closed last month. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: they just closed East because I think East Village rents
Speaker 6: were just skyrocketing. And they now are at a place
Speaker 6: called Subculture from Thursday to Sunday. So my show still survived.
Speaker 6: I have a show called If You Build It? But
Speaker 6: still you guys ever want to do it if you're
Speaker 6: in New York.
Speaker 5: So both have moved.
Speaker 6: Yes, so now there's one in Hell's Kitchen, and now
Speaker 6: there's one that's opened four days a week in another
Speaker 6: venue called The Beast. Yes, it was UCB East.
Speaker 1: Bad Comedy nerds. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: There's nothing funnier to me when like stand up comics
Speaker 2: all take a picture to you ever together and then
Speaker 2: they're like murderers Row. It's like, you know, dude, you
Speaker 2: think about ways to describe riding.
Speaker 1: The bus, you're not relaxed.
Speaker 3: You get onto escalator stone, cold killers, murderers Row.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of our metaphors and our similes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: J roommates, Yeah I do.
Speaker 5: You're right, there are no murderers with roommates. You just
Speaker 5: can't hold up.
Speaker 1: It's too much to cover.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and why do they I've always wanted to live
Speaker 3: Alone's murder.
Speaker 6: Though, I will say Ted Bundy had a girl, a
Speaker 6: girlfriend that he lived with the whole time.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do talk about that on my album. If you
Speaker 1: want to hear the rest, perfect teaser, the best.
Speaker 6: Of rolling that in just the private lives of serial
Speaker 6: killer content that you're gonna get.
Speaker 2: I feel like the last time I saw you was
Speaker 2: that birthday party downtown at the Irish Bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was it? Jared's birthday. No, it was Neil Casey's birthday.
Speaker 1: It was Neil Casey's birthday, that's right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And we were trying to maybe get our friend
Speaker 6: to talk to a guy, and there was a lot,
Speaker 6: a lot of things happened.
Speaker 1: It was so odd.
Speaker 2: It was like this huge Irish bar with a bunch
Speaker 2: of different rooms and it felt like you could just
Speaker 2: go from room to room and be like, I'm like this, now,
Speaker 2: I were here.
Speaker 1: Now there, Yeah, I'm in the ski ballroom. Now now
Speaker 1: I'm like a guys girl.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm like in college and I'm just having.
Speaker 1: Fun with it. Yeah, there was every every room was different.
Speaker 2: Then there was just a bunch of old comedians standing
Speaker 2: at the bar going what are we doing?
Speaker 6: There were a lot of comedians there who had had
Speaker 6: gotten babysitters for the night, like a lot trying to
Speaker 6: make the most of it.
Speaker 1: But it was fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I said, all downstairs that place, I think
Speaker 3: I know where you're talking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been there.
Speaker 3: You go down, I bend all the Irish, all the pups,
Speaker 3: one that's made out of an instrument and an animal.
Speaker 3: You got your your cat and fiddle, your pigs and
Speaker 3: your whistles, and you've been to.
Speaker 6: The one that it's cranes or whatever. It's like it
Speaker 6: used to be an old bank vault. Oh so it's
Speaker 6: like so they do a comedy show there and it's
Speaker 6: kind of like amazing because even if there's only like
Speaker 6: ten people, the acoustics are so good because it's a
Speaker 6: bank vault, so where it traps.
Speaker 1: It's downtown. Also, that's it's like, uh, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's called cream.
Speaker 5: That's Jeremy Rogers.
Speaker 3: He's an ex pro skateboarder that decided to become a rapper.
Speaker 1: And yeah, that's a gamble.
Speaker 5: It is. It was a gamble and everyone knew it was.
Speaker 1: But you do you at some point have to like
Speaker 1: hang up your skateboard, like what I think.
Speaker 6: You know how like you can't swim really not swimming,
Speaker 6: you can't do ballet past over your leg skateboarding.
Speaker 1: It's seventeen.
Speaker 3: He was like twenties and he's like, no, I'm at
Speaker 3: the top of my skateboarding career, but I'm gonna wrap.
Speaker 3: And then he had samples of it and everyone's like,
Speaker 3: oh no, no, you don't don't do this.
Speaker 2: No, his name again, Jeremy, Jeremy Rogers too many yes,
Speaker 2: ment around.
Speaker 5: Jeremy with an E at the end, Jeremy Jeromy.
Speaker 6: He didn't have an older sister, so it was like
Speaker 6: Jerome Jerome with an E.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And he was such a innocent, like there's he was
Speaker 3: such a young, sweet kid. And now he's got he's.
Speaker 5: Just got.
Speaker 2: Head.
Speaker 1: He's headed to the arc light right now.
Speaker 3: I think to catch a shake to the He still
Speaker 3: gets to go to the fanciest movie.
Speaker 1: Just catching him matinee. Isn't it romantic?
Speaker 2: He's out in the lobby. My name is Jeremy and
Speaker 2: I'm here today.
Speaker 5: Stop it.
Speaker 1: Well, there is always a guy outside the arc light
Speaker 1: trying to sell his rap CD. Have you guys ever
Speaker 1: been approached by him? No, he's like weirdly charming.
Speaker 6: He always like if he sees you with a friend
Speaker 6: or he like, he'll be like lady like, he kind
Speaker 6: of gets the he sees me with my husband, he'll
Speaker 6: be like, your wife is beautiful.
Speaker 1: Don't you want to buy her a CD?
Speaker 6: To get into it? And he's so maybe that guy's
Speaker 6: meeting up with him for like some street Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I just am not good at the street us.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I am good at. Let's get together.
Speaker 3: There are so many of those guys in Venice like
Speaker 3: selling their music or handing it out, and it's really
Speaker 3: I'm like, and I every time, I'm like, I do
Speaker 3: not have any apparatus that plays CDs?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 3: That kind of gets me out of.
Speaker 1: Oh you're so nice? Thank you? Do you? Guys know?
Speaker 6: Has that ever worked? Has any is anyone's behind the
Speaker 6: music story ever? Like I happen to give my CD
Speaker 6: on a subway to Liuta Chris.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Andrew w K Yeah, Wait, well maybe.
Speaker 1: It's some Luda. Chris gave his CD to somebody on
Speaker 1: like a subway. I think I think Litta Chris.
Speaker 2: Needs to sell his CDs out of the back of
Speaker 2: his car, and I hope that's how he goes.
Speaker 9: That's part of his lord I know. But he also
Speaker 9: was a DJ, so he probably didn't have to do
Speaker 9: that that much. I love Ludicrous because to me, he's
Speaker 9: the funniest rapper. He's fucking hilarious. His rap raps are
Speaker 9: so funny.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like, why is anybody rapping about more seriousness?
Speaker 1: Very alone? Yeah, he's the best.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My favorite rap has always been sense a humor rap, right,
Speaker 3: sense to humor rap. You know a genre I've created
Speaker 3: that's been around a while.
Speaker 1: And yet there's nothing worse than comedians rapping.
Speaker 5: Oh I know, please good? So many try.
Speaker 1: I mean, my name is Karen and I'm here to say.
Speaker 5: This is a microphone.
Speaker 2: Take it away from me, please permanently, because.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be doing this as a comedy it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: You guys are like, we're pretty good, like weird on
Speaker 6: the right.
Speaker 3: We say we established we don't like it, and then
Speaker 3: given niggas sample and then.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, your example goes platinum.
Speaker 5: Everyone has.
Speaker 1: Ludacris hearing it. What the fuck?
Speaker 5: This is exactly what I've always wanted to do. That's
Speaker 5: the best sense of humor rap I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: I love that in the music store you would still
Speaker 1: go to Sam Goodie.
Speaker 6: It would be like gangster sense of humor different Christian?
Speaker 2: What is do you have a bit kara that you
Speaker 2: are embarrassed like in any kind of a rap situation
Speaker 2: from your act all throughout your career that you're really
Speaker 2: embarrassed of?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Like if we saw tape of it? Oh, on tape
Speaker 1: of a tape of like a.
Speaker 3: Like like a crock counter bait you had, or a
Speaker 3: one where you do reggae like I currently do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mine, mine was.
Speaker 2: I used to recite a Shakespeare's on it, but in
Speaker 2: a cheerleader's voice, so it wasn't actually written comedy.
Speaker 1: It was just like recitation for credit.
Speaker 2: You know those kinds of bits where when you start
Speaker 2: out and you think it's good.
Speaker 1: And then later on you're like, oh, I want to
Speaker 1: kill myself over there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I'm trying to think like you're like, I've
Speaker 6: always been pretty solid.
Speaker 1: I always been like really good at comedy.
Speaker 6: No no, no, I like I think it like the
Speaker 6: beginning when I was doing stand up, I was.
Speaker 1: I was just like.
Speaker 6: Telling long bit like stories or whatever. And so I
Speaker 6: had one about the like drug dealing hot dog vendor
Speaker 6: at my college, like he would actually deal birth control
Speaker 6: pills as well, And I think I would like do
Speaker 6: his voice, And I don't think I was supposed to
Speaker 6: be doing it, Like I think that I would be
Speaker 6: embarrassed if you guys all heard me doing Leon's voice.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was great. I wasn't I was.
Speaker 1: I obviously thought.
Speaker 6: He was one of the most you know, brilliant characters
Speaker 6: from my child from my college days.
Speaker 1: Sure, but I am, I really was.
Speaker 3: I was amazed when a comic gets away with doing
Speaker 3: an accent, like a race based accent, and it doesn't
Speaker 3: affect me. There is a way to do it, and
Speaker 3: I think that the main thing is you don't look
Speaker 3: like you can be like a white, blue eyed.
Speaker 1: Dude exactly because it's funny.
Speaker 2: I was, but ten years ago, everyone's tastes were set
Speaker 2: very differently, and it's a new thing with people. Basically,
Speaker 2: I think people of color coming up and going, yeah,
Speaker 2: just don't do that anymore. Right, We've had to put
Speaker 2: up with this shit long enough.
Speaker 1: Don't do it anymore. And people going, yeah, okay, we
Speaker 1: get it. You don't like it, and we won't do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, until you're at the Ice House, a place that
Speaker 3: for some reason books me and the audience is all
Speaker 3: types of folks and they expect race based comedy and
Speaker 3: I don't have any Yeah, I have one.
Speaker 5: Joke about redheads that I apologize about. I have no
Speaker 5: and they and I don't do well there. And then
Speaker 5: the next person's like, you know how this group is?
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 2: Has anyone I seen the television show Whiskey Cavalier.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that real? Has anyone seen ninety
Speaker 1: million ads for it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: That I have never seen a show so promoted, like
Speaker 6: I think because the Oscars were on the channel that
Speaker 6: it's on weird.
Speaker 1: It is literally who.
Speaker 5: Is Scott Folly? And my question?
Speaker 1: I have all the answers for you?
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, fully is from Felicity, Okay, okay, which I
Speaker 6: guess we're still giving guys. A.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kerrie Russell's there.
Speaker 6: And then she is apparently famous from Walking Dead, which
Speaker 6: I don't watch, but that's like apparently she's a big
Speaker 6: character walking down.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So this is like this she's c i A,
Speaker 6: he's FBI and they have to work together.
Speaker 1: Loving it? I am loving.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I love the subtle differences between the CIA and FBI
Speaker 3: protocol and the comedy Angels.
Speaker 6: They're basically Monta using capulets of the federal comman.
Speaker 3: Urisdiction during murder. Oh, it's just like sheriff and police comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine the Blazers Whiskey Cavalier though that's just a
Speaker 2: couple of words I don't want to even hear on
Speaker 2: their own.
Speaker 1: And like they're doing, they're trying to do like funny commercials.
Speaker 6: Like there's a commercial that she does that's supposed to
Speaker 6: look like a tampon commercial, but like.
Speaker 1: The tampon's a bomb, and so she's like, I need.
Speaker 6: Something that looks small and discreet and then throws it
Speaker 6: and it's like a bomb. And they're just really laying
Speaker 6: it on so thick, and I guess they're supposed to
Speaker 6: be sexual at tension between them and a whole will
Speaker 6: they won't they? And I'm just the fact that it's
Speaker 6: called Whiskey Cavalier. I have been complaining about it for days.
Speaker 5: Oh that's great. I'm so glad we so part of it.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's now that we're talking about it
Speaker 2: and I'm hearing the name that I've heard the name
Speaker 2: and it's someone same as.
Speaker 1: Producing it, Like say it's a is it a it's
Speaker 1: a Scott Wolf of Scott Wolf, Dick Wolf. Yeah, or
Speaker 1: it's someone in that vein of like some one famous but.
Speaker 3: That that billboard screamed of a you know from the
Speaker 3: people that brought you Hawaii five os. Yeah, current unwatched
Speaker 3: on television show that's in its twelve years.
Speaker 1: That is, they don't have to be good to last. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the magic of Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's amazing when you hear that'stat like how long
Speaker 3: Bones has been on without no one's ever watched it,
Speaker 3: or like you know the highest paid actors Mark Harmon
Speaker 3: what from the cores commercials? Yes, it's like, no, he's
Speaker 3: on seventeen that CSN tis that you've never watched.
Speaker 1: There was just a skims phones I heard about.
Speaker 6: Yes, oh right, like something going on with like their
Speaker 6: residuals or they're they're they.
Speaker 2: Were keeping that show makes so much money and a
Speaker 2: Fox was keeping a bunch of money and not reporting
Speaker 2: the actual earnings. So they were ripping off the EPs
Speaker 2: and the stars because they all that was all percentages.
Speaker 1: Oh shit.
Speaker 2: And yeah, so they basically were hiding the personercentages and
Speaker 2: not paying their people their full amount.
Speaker 5: Yay wo yoah, oh.
Speaker 1: Come on guys.
Speaker 2: And it's like one hundred and seventy million dollars that
Speaker 2: they have to pay out.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, I was just reading that article the
Speaker 1: other day.
Speaker 5: Yikes, Yeah, they have it.
Speaker 1: I'm not nervous about Fox.
Speaker 2: No, I think Fox is doing good, got it, They're
Speaker 2: doing really good money. You wo.
Speaker 1: What a bunch of dicks.
Speaker 3: When am I making this up that when Fox first
Speaker 3: came out, all it was was news and the Simpsons,
Speaker 3: like writing news and just the Simpsons.
Speaker 5: It wasn't that the first thing?
Speaker 1: And married with children and married?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah? Oh wow.
Speaker 2: It was a little janky at first, like it seemed
Speaker 2: like the fourteen year old boys station, right, and then
Speaker 2: they developed it out from there, like when it eventually
Speaker 2: got to the twenty four level.
Speaker 1: But at first, yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: That's the fourteen to twenty four.
Speaker 3: There's other networks like True TV is like, let's go
Speaker 3: for forty yea True TV?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the.
Speaker 3: Only thing I really want to watch it, do you guys?
Speaker 3: I love Amy Sedaris. Every time I see even a
Speaker 3: clip of her, like always the best?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Is there anyone that doesn't think she's the best?
Speaker 6: I feel like, no, I don't know why I'm asking
Speaker 6: be controversial, but I did watch the show a couple
Speaker 6: of times and was like, I'm having a hard time
Speaker 6: getting into it. And I think that might mean because
Speaker 6: I'm such a super fan of Strangers with Candy that I'm.
Speaker 5: Just like, why is she talking all?
Speaker 1: Like, she's talking so enormous. I really want Jerry blank back.
Speaker 6: But I mean I think the show is like super
Speaker 6: cute and fun.
Speaker 1: It's just, uh, it wasn't what I was expecting.
Speaker 5: I'll say that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's just to stir the pod and get
Speaker 6: the podcast, just like advocate.
Speaker 5: I like everything about the front seat.
Speaker 3: I'm in the front seat. But yeah, it is like
Speaker 3: a mock cooking show, like a.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, I'm gonna go ahead and crafting wat she has.
Speaker 6: She has like very funny people on, like she'll have
Speaker 6: genre ly and like Cole's like a magical comedian the best.
Speaker 5: And there's a.
Speaker 1: Lot of police activity today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 1: We are getting turned on Sunday?
Speaker 5: Is it just because it's the Sabbath?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's you know what it is is? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't have to don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: Your whole life. People have done things for you.
Speaker 5: You guys will drive that way.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it's ash Sunday, but that's incorrect.
Speaker 1: That's incorrect. It's Ash Wednesday. So it's some it's like
Speaker 1: palm homes. I think, so, oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: believe we're out. I think to get some fresh fish
Speaker 1: and get inside.
Speaker 5: I can't believe there is in charcoal on my forehead.
Speaker 5: I grew up not knowing it.
Speaker 1: I'm Jewish and I'm looking to both of you. But
Speaker 1: luckily you're not judging me because you don't know either.
Speaker 3: I went once and there was just a lot of
Speaker 3: painful kneeling and I was like a kid, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is bad on my knees.
Speaker 6: I was somebody yesterday at a party who was like
Speaker 6: who was like, my niece is getting christened, but like,
Speaker 6: I don't think I can go into the Catholic church
Speaker 6: anymore because I because everything. Yeah, And I was like, interesting, Yeah,
Speaker 6: maybe I can use that as an excuse to not
Speaker 6: go to any more Catholic mass weddings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like meet you at the reception. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: believe you know, I just can't. Just it's like a
Speaker 1: let's go to bring the Catholic child to be scandal?
Speaker 1: Was that not one of the people.
Speaker 3: I've been I've mentioned ten times Bags of Dad and
Speaker 3: cats always comes up for me.
Speaker 1: So I even been not afraid to go there exactly.
Speaker 3: That's the point is. And when I said cats, I
Speaker 3: meant the kittens even worse.
Speaker 5: But the news.
Speaker 3: Lately has been something I even been paying attention to
Speaker 3: I feel like I should be watching this Cohen stuff
Speaker 3: and I but there is a bitch of a bishop
Speaker 3: or with Catholic there was a bitch like he was
Speaker 3: the coolest, he serfs.
Speaker 5: And everything, but it's only to get close to the kids.
Speaker 1: Apparently, yeah he was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a new guy, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's always a new guy. They always instead of
Speaker 2: prosecuting him, they just moved them around. It's super creepy.
Speaker 2: It's the reason my mom stopped. She stopped going to
Speaker 2: church when I was in high school. Maybe a little
Speaker 2: bit after high school. One of the first like the
Speaker 2: spotlight Catholic scandal broke in my life. He was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this anymore, and we were like every Sunday.
Speaker 2: My dad still goes to church every Sunday, but my
Speaker 2: mom was.
Speaker 1: Like, he doesn't.
Speaker 2: He also tells me when I'm going through particularly difficult
Speaker 2: or punk rock.
Speaker 1: Times in my life.
Speaker 2: He's always like saying to my sister, like, my sister
Speaker 2: will be like, Dad, you're up so early this.
Speaker 1: Morning, and he's like, I went to church to pray
Speaker 1: for your sister. That's been spoken in our house many.
Speaker 6: Many amazing Oh yeah, he'll let her know his prayers
Speaker 6: have worked out though.
Speaker 1: You see you're doing great. You know what, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to send him a nice car. He hasprooved things.
Speaker 1: No matter what, Catholicism still works for all their prayers, Dad, Dad,
Speaker 1: I have health.
Speaker 2: Insurance, security in an insecure world, all because of your
Speaker 2: connection to the Lord.
Speaker 3: That's such a loaded toude. Does your sister feel like,
Speaker 3: why are you praying for me? Or does she just
Speaker 3: then know she's the favorite?
Speaker 2: She's always exactly, She's definitely always been the favorite, and
Speaker 2: she's definitely jealous of all my prayers, not just my dad,
Speaker 2: everybody praise.
Speaker 5: That's just.
Speaker 1: You want to keep you like a faction of your
Speaker 1: fan base. That's right, people, the people that are doing
Speaker 1: the rosary in my name, just keeping me alive one
Speaker 1: more day. Thanks guys.
Speaker 5: Now, let's talk about this baby in your back.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, the baby by the flavor.
Speaker 1: We are not finding out. Yeah, don't do that rab
Speaker 1: bag right, We're gonna it's like, we're just gonna wait
Speaker 1: till it's like five and it's just gonna tell us.
Speaker 1: I will reveal itself to us. I love it. Here's
Speaker 1: my name, here's my security information. You might need here's
Speaker 1: my pronouns.
Speaker 5: Yeah, phone number.
Speaker 1: We're basically just uh not finding out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that makes the most sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just doing a little surprise.
Speaker 6: I don't really feel like I would have done a
Speaker 6: pink bedroom or something as a girl, or like a
Speaker 6: skateboard bedroom if it was a.
Speaker 3: Boy, right right, exactly, so yeah, and it might just
Speaker 3: be a boy that's casta and learned to love pink
Speaker 3: like me.
Speaker 5: We say Angeline earlier.
Speaker 1: Oh you did in her car she was right behind me.
Speaker 1: You know, I've seen her a bunch of times, and
Speaker 1: it's always such a fun sighting. It's it really is
Speaker 1: the best. That got a great pick.
Speaker 2: She was just right behind us. It couldn't have been
Speaker 2: more fateful, more magical.
Speaker 6: I wasn't just talking to someone the other day about her,
Speaker 6: because I was asking, I was like, how does she
Speaker 6: afford the billboard that is always off sugar daddy, and yeah,
Speaker 6: and someone said she her husband like owns a billboard
Speaker 6: company or something, oh wherever it is.
Speaker 1: But that sounds also like someone made it up.
Speaker 2: But there's a documentary about her, and in the in it,
Speaker 2: she because she's been doing it since the seventies and
Speaker 2: it started out with a sugar daddy that was just
Speaker 2: paying for it.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what I heard, Okay.
Speaker 2: But they said her current that would be amazing if
Speaker 2: she married the guy that like does the picture was
Speaker 2: giving up on his family's billboards.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then someone was saying that in all of
Speaker 6: her interviews, like she avoids all questions like about her past,
Speaker 6: like if you're ever like when did you come to LA?
Speaker 1: Or how old are you? Or like anything especially well, of.
Speaker 6: Course, I mean I don't know if anyone's dumb enough
Speaker 6: to ask like anything that would like even allude to that,
Speaker 6: like you know, who are.
Speaker 1: The big influences when you moved to LA because you
Speaker 1: can kind of figure out buck like guitar pits.
Speaker 5: I mean like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So I just think it's so funny that she
Speaker 6: apparently is super evasive and alls and just will be
Speaker 6: like just talk about my.
Speaker 1: New project, or let's talk about which I don't what
Speaker 1: does she do nothing that?
Speaker 2: I mean, her new project would be another billboard video, realater.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't sing, she doesn't she.
Speaker 5: Have a catchphrase even it's like.
Speaker 1: Catch phrases. Look up, there's my billboard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you don't ask a lot of questions
Speaker 3: of someone that leisurely wears a veil.
Speaker 5: It's like.
Speaker 2: And also I saw her at that store on Laurel
Speaker 2: Canyon that's like mid Laurel Canyon that you know, that
Speaker 2: store on the right hand side, like a market.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were both in there.
Speaker 2: She was in line in front of me, and she
Speaker 2: kept she wouldn't look up at the cashier, and she
Speaker 2: was turning her face away from me, like toward the door. Yeah,
Speaker 2: trans am because she had a lot of of course,
Speaker 2: wrinkles around her mouth and like out here in the
Speaker 2: face and kind of like cray paper. Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: a really delicate skin. So I think she has that
Speaker 2: like too much surgery skin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like how.
Speaker 6: I mean, God bless her to still be pulling a
Speaker 6: sugar daddy. And she's got to be sixty.
Speaker 1: Something, right, Oh, I think she's older than the seventies.
Speaker 2: I think, oh my gosh, because she's honestly been doing
Speaker 2: it since the seventies, right, and.
Speaker 1: So that would be fifty years almost.
Speaker 5: My god. We were in a thrift store and there was.
Speaker 3: A box to sign up for a day with Angeline
Speaker 3: and my ex girlfriend Madison put her name in there
Speaker 3: and won.
Speaker 5: I was picked up iron drove around with her for
Speaker 5: the day.
Speaker 6: So I was just wondering how she makes her money,
Speaker 6: and there were Oh, it's just all silent auctions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that there was. She did
Speaker 3: have to pay fill it up with gas or something, Okay,
Speaker 3: but it was nothing.
Speaker 6: But it's funny because I was just everybody I know
Speaker 6: that sees her sees her at a gas station. I'm like,
Speaker 6: she must be constantly just gassing up because she's what.
Speaker 5: Did she do? She drives? She actually has more coming.
Speaker 2: She is than anyone she's She's just now a living billboard.
Speaker 1: She'll bring it to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta watch this doc about her. She really
Speaker 1: fascinates me.
Speaker 6: She's like one of the I mean, you just I've
Speaker 6: only lived here a few years and she's one of
Speaker 6: the first people you hear about.
Speaker 2: You know, look up you can if you google her
Speaker 2: early billboards, you see what she used.
Speaker 1: To look like before any plast surgery.
Speaker 2: She just looked like any other kind of fera faucet
Speaker 2: type actions, like a Morgan fair Child.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, that's her exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now but up close you said she looks
Speaker 1: like dusty. Well, yeah, because you can't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It's like life will change your face, especially if you're
Speaker 2: driving your ass around Los Angeles in a convertible.
Speaker 6: I mean you're going to pull down that all of that, uh,
Speaker 6: all of.
Speaker 2: That would What is it that they always talk about
Speaker 2: college and yes there's precious college.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, she's she needs college and donors she's out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got none down to her less reserves for sure?
Speaker 2: Is I bet you that's scientology? Whatever happened?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's like a pread.
Speaker 3: It really does look like whatever it is, whatever that is,
Speaker 3: I don't trust it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I really feel like that woman was going to leap
Speaker 3: in front of the car and then just decided against it.
Speaker 1: And then it was like tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Have you guys ever had a traumatic oh, yes, or
Speaker 6: anything on the pod?
Speaker 1: I mean no, no.
Speaker 3: There's been a couple of moments where I thought, well,
Speaker 3: that was close, but we were in the middle of
Speaker 3: It's usually when I was driving.
Speaker 5: There's a reason she's a much better.
Speaker 3: Driver, and I got overwhelmed by talking and steering.
Speaker 2: At the Yeah, multitasking, it was tough. Boy. Boys aren't
Speaker 2: as good as it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl.
Speaker 2: But also one time by a guy to bike We've
Speaker 2: talked about this a million times threatened us with his
Speaker 2: bike lock because Chris jokingly was like and pretended he
Speaker 2: was yelling at this guy. Guy immediately was like like
Speaker 2: he was going to attack the.
Speaker 1: Car with his bike.
Speaker 5: Wa. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also in that episode we saw a fight at
Speaker 3: a bus stop and a guy got knocked out.
Speaker 1: It must have been pumped Sunday.
Speaker 3: Sunday Sunday a crucifix on their forehand or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: We're passing the Magic Castle.
Speaker 6: Did you guys know that there's a I think there's
Speaker 6: a pilot that is actually going to series this year
Speaker 6: about a woman getting into the Magic Castle.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, Oh I think that's the premise of
Speaker 1: the pilot. Someone just told me about it yesterday.
Speaker 2: You know what, forget e r A or any kind
Speaker 2: of thing like that passing because that's enough for me,
Speaker 2: A little magician in the Magic.
Speaker 1: Five, I'm good.
Speaker 6: Well, I've been to the Magic Castle a couple of
Speaker 6: times and I have noticed that they were like, there's
Speaker 6: one woman on the picture wall, like of all of
Speaker 6: the magicians, you know, they all have their headshots up
Speaker 6: that are magician headshots are you know, yeah, a beast
Speaker 6: of their own Yeah, and uh hers, there's like one
Speaker 6: old lady that's like weirdly like holding a candle or something.
Speaker 1: And I was like, why are there not more female magicians?
Speaker 5: Like ladies are tricky? And I wondered that I forgot
Speaker 5: about me and not drunk.
Speaker 6: And forgot about it, and uh, now someone's making that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah you weren't the only one. Go through your mind.
Speaker 5: Have you, guys ever been to the Magic Castle?
Speaker 1: I have not. I've been. I've been three times and
Speaker 1: I've lived here for three years. Oh wow, I love
Speaker 1: it so much. Are you the magician that's getting a show?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Wait a minute about that, baby, Yeah, you're right three
Speaker 6: ay to.
Speaker 1: I really need you guys to kickstart my baby. Could
Speaker 1: head to my website.
Speaker 6: Oh I have a friend in New York who is
Speaker 6: a magician slash comedian, So when he is there, I
Speaker 6: can get in with him and I don't have to
Speaker 6: pay for the dinner and.
Speaker 1: All that right is the dinner?
Speaker 6: Well I did that the first time I ever went,
Speaker 6: and was like, it's fine, Yeah, it's not really worth
Speaker 6: the money. And if you don't have yeah, it's expensive,
Speaker 6: and it's like steak and potatoes. You know, It's like
Speaker 6: not really, you know, you can get better food in La.
Speaker 6: So the second and third times I went, I tried
Speaker 6: to go where they just got me in to watch
Speaker 6: the magic and not eat the dinner, which is great, right,
Speaker 6: but I would say go once and do the dinner
Speaker 6: and the whole experience.
Speaker 1: It's fun, but I just like love the magic guestling.
Speaker 6: And the last time I went, I was a little
Speaker 6: too high, Like at one point I was like, I
Speaker 6: have to sit down forriziic and I think I got
Speaker 6: too high. And then I'm always a person that when
Speaker 6: they go, does anyone want to help with the trick?
Speaker 1: I'm always like hell yeah.
Speaker 6: But I literally averted my eyes, kept my hands down.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm too high for this. And the
Speaker 6: guy picked me anyway. He saw that I didn't want it.
Speaker 6: You have the energy so that I didn't want it.
Speaker 1: And it's like get up here, oh wow.
Speaker 6: And so then I'm on stage, I'm I'm very high,
Speaker 6: and I'm revealing this car trick and I'm just looking
Speaker 6: at my two friends in the audience and they and
Speaker 6: when I reveal the cartrick, They're like oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I was just I thought I was going to die.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, I'm not.
Speaker 5: Cut out to be.
Speaker 3: No, it's I can't imagine that kind of paranoiac because
Speaker 3: I get magic puts me on edge.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 3: I think I'm not into it, and then when I'm
Speaker 3: watching it, I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 1: Well, because you can't. I feel like it's comics.
Speaker 2: When we watch other comics, you sit there anticipating what
Speaker 2: the joke's going to be, and you get a lot
Speaker 2: of pride out of being able to know what someone's
Speaker 2: going to say. Yeah, and that's kind of what how
Speaker 2: comics do it. But you can't do that with magicians
Speaker 2: because the whole idea is you're not going to know
Speaker 2: what I'm about to do, right, Like, that's if you
Speaker 2: do know what a magician is about to do.
Speaker 1: They suck at magic.
Speaker 5: Well, it's weird.
Speaker 3: There's even professionals that that are well known and they
Speaker 3: do buy trick. They are purchased only so and so
Speaker 3: and so and so has this trick, so I'll sell
Speaker 3: it to you for four hundred dollars. It's like a
Speaker 3: hovering table or something. You know what I'm saying sir, like,
Speaker 3: some of them are just objects you buy, okay, which
Speaker 3: takes a lot of the mystery out of it. I
Speaker 3: hear about one trick being a purchasable hover table.
Speaker 5: I kind of takes me out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, disappointing. One time, you know what I just remembered
Speaker 1: is one time I went.
Speaker 2: To the Haunted corn Maize super High and there was
Speaker 2: a magician entertaining people in the line. And he not
Speaker 2: just a magician, a sword swallower. Oh.
Speaker 1: He picked me to pull the sword out of his throat.
Speaker 1: Oh god, and I was out of I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do this wrong.
Speaker 2: And I said to the guy, please don't make me
Speaker 2: do this, and he was like, you're fine, just pull
Speaker 2: it up when I like look at you or whatever.
Speaker 1: And so of course he's like, just don't hesitate, pull
Speaker 1: it out of my throat.
Speaker 2: So completely baked out of my head, I had to
Speaker 2: remove the sword from this.
Speaker 1: That's like Sorcerer's Stone, fully horrifying. Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: is traumatic.
Speaker 6: It's really making me scared because I just saw swordswallower
Speaker 6: in Vegas and I was really close up to the
Speaker 6: front and it was.
Speaker 1: Like too much.
Speaker 6: But I worked on the show Magic for Humans, So
Speaker 6: I worked in a room with a bunch of magicians
Speaker 6: and they told me a lot of how a bunch
Speaker 6: of the tricks were, and I was like, I kind
Speaker 6: of forgot. So I'm like, still magic is still fine
Speaker 6: with me.
Speaker 4: But they like, oh, some of it is, you know,
Speaker 4: even if I if it is a purchased trick that
Speaker 4: someone buys, yeah, from a fancy high end magic store
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 3: There are just slight of hand card tricks that I'm like,
Speaker 3: I still you're a witch. I don't understand the world works.
Speaker 1: I love up close magic.
Speaker 5: Yes, it is the best. At the Magic Castle too.
Speaker 3: It seems yeah, it seems like you're watching and especially
Speaker 3: given where you're at, it's such a classic form of entertainment.
Speaker 3: And but I've I've been turned away twice because of
Speaker 3: not having the right pants.
Speaker 5: Oh oh.
Speaker 6: I went in there in like a leather jacket that
Speaker 6: is truly the nicest thing that I own, and they
Speaker 6: made me take it off. They were like, no modo jackets.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm there's no grease.
Speaker 1: Once, just come from fixing my bike.
Speaker 3: I went with beautiful pants once, beautiful pants, extravagant cashmere
Speaker 3: sweat pant and this kid had pleaded front darkers with
Speaker 3: a powdery stain up front, and he was saying, yeah,
Speaker 3: gotta have pants like mine.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, you mean nineties.
Speaker 1: Pants, you mean nerd pants.
Speaker 3: And they gave me a jacket and a tie. They had,
Speaker 3: like they have jackets and ties. Yeah, mess up there,
Speaker 3: but they do have pants.
Speaker 2: I think I think all that because I've heard years
Speaker 2: and years, I've heard all about the dress code, and
Speaker 2: I just think it's power moves by dorky magicians. I
Speaker 2: think it's just power moves. It's like you don't qualify,
Speaker 2: you hold it in. For years they have been these
Speaker 2: pained nerds that have you know, warn cakes to school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on the ship beaten out of them. So they're
Speaker 1: finally they're like, no you don't.
Speaker 6: Oh look whiskey, you guys, whiskey cavaliers will haunt you
Speaker 6: now until the day gets canceled, which is probably in
Speaker 6: two weeks.
Speaker 2: Like it is, so it's everywhere, It's everywhere now I
Speaker 2: have to watch it.
Speaker 5: What does it mean? It's just like when you're drawing.
Speaker 6: No. I think it might be like their code name
Speaker 6: for their missions and literally guessing you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: like Whiskey Tango fox try.
Speaker 2: Like it's alpha Alpha, bravovo Charlie, Charlie, right, so it's
Speaker 2: not cavalier, come on.
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 6: So maybe they were just like, what's the what's the
Speaker 6: name that sounds most like an axe body spriefel, Like
Speaker 6: I don't understand the.
Speaker 1: Name of.
Speaker 6: Hate flavor, Like he's braising around and then it is
Speaker 6: minutes away from making a breath rhyme.
Speaker 2: It's Someone was just talking about bannocka breast rate on
Speaker 2: Twitter and it was making me laugh really hard.
Speaker 1: And then someone was like is it time to bring
Speaker 1: it back? That was such a sitcom trope was like
Speaker 1: do you have any banokae? They were like, hold on
Speaker 1: a little bit of banoka before the big kiss.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the old guy from my favorite from TUTSI like
Speaker 3: getting ready to kiss Dustin Hoffmann.
Speaker 5: Yes, the old doctor that scared me as a kid.
Speaker 5: He is a guy like that doesn't try and kiss
Speaker 5: me one day.
Speaker 2: The creepiest, like the best example of sexual harassment is
Speaker 2: that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's not it's not cute like nine to five.
Speaker 5: It's really very upset.
Speaker 3: I thought, because I watched you recently and I thought
Speaker 3: there would be that seems like a movie that you
Speaker 3: can't revisit.
Speaker 5: It would be.
Speaker 1: It's just there's so much problem, so many problems.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's but it's good good.
Speaker 2: It's just good because he isn't doing it exploitively. He's
Speaker 2: like really as an actor into the character and into
Speaker 2: the person.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's playing so he's playing her like truly like
Speaker 1: Jack and he did he really did. Did you see Jumanji?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I swear to god, if you have like
Speaker 1: free time watch I probably couldn't. I've cut way back
Speaker 1: on my all the way out.
Speaker 5: It's so good. We'll talk about it two episodes in
Speaker 5: a row.
Speaker 1: The second I give Birth, I'm like, give me, give
Speaker 1: me my pen, give me a copy of the because
Speaker 1: you know what it is. They don't approach it the
Speaker 1: way you think.
Speaker 2: It's not a remake, and it's this really interesting like
Speaker 2: modern day.
Speaker 1: I heard things about it. It's really good.
Speaker 2: Also, Paddington Too, Paddington boas Paddington both Paddington's, but Paddington
Speaker 2: Too is Paddington was a marvel change.
Speaker 5: I loved it. Watch it.
Speaker 1: Plane was absolutely delighted. Did you cry? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: cry on planes. I cry at anything. I cry when
Speaker 1: the plane is taking off. I'm not kidding. It is
Speaker 1: the weirdest fucking thing, like this is a marvel.
Speaker 2: It's that's why I usually ask to get a window
Speaker 2: seat so I can turn away private.
Speaker 5: Private.
Speaker 2: Yes, because there's something I always get very like. I think,
Speaker 2: deep down, I'm going make make right with God in
Speaker 2: case this is the last plane.
Speaker 1: Ride you ever. You're accepting all your dad's prayers exactly
Speaker 1: like every.
Speaker 5: Time before a flight.
Speaker 3: Don't you usually do if this plane goes down't do?
Speaker 5: Do your tweets?
Speaker 2: Well? Well, I started doing it and then I realized
Speaker 2: it's it's very dark, but I would just tweet as
Speaker 2: I sat in my seat waiting to take off.
Speaker 1: If this plane goes down, please remember me as one
Speaker 1: who above all else. And I just say, random ship
Speaker 1: that I fared many of your plane down there?
Speaker 5: You love them?
Speaker 1: Well, Chris made me say it. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: tell me a joke. There's the show called whis that's
Speaker 1: the joke.
Speaker 6: I will. Yes, I cried on the plane of Paddington.
Speaker 6: I recently cried on the plane to RBG and Whitney.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, And one time I cried at a still
Speaker 6: photo of a Make a Wish child.
Speaker 1: In the magazine.
Speaker 6: I just looks so sad and like, I, yeah, the
Speaker 6: plane is for some reason, It's like all that's are off.
Speaker 1: I just am completely cried basket.
Speaker 2: Now, would it make you feel better to know that
Speaker 2: that Make a Wish child was goth and that their
Speaker 2: wish was to be sad and so actually it was
Speaker 2: getting exactly what it wanted.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: I The last time I was on a plane and
Speaker 2: cried really hard was watching the Mister Rogers documentary.
Speaker 6: On my DVR, and I'm honestly, I need to emotionally
Speaker 6: prepare myself because I know I'm going to cry through
Speaker 6: the whole name.
Speaker 2: I was crying so hard I had to turn it
Speaker 2: off because I was embarrassed because the man next to
Speaker 2: me was becoming.
Speaker 1: Concerned because I was doing that kind of like pretending.
Speaker 1: I just kept watching my cheeks, like, oh, what's this.
Speaker 2: Brushing against my cheek and then after a while using
Speaker 2: up all my cocktail napkins and then trying to hold
Speaker 2: back noises, and then I'm like, what am I doing?
Speaker 2: Like you can't just sit here and saw next to
Speaker 2: a person that was me at the movie eighth grade.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I in the theater. I used a whole
Speaker 1: back of tshoes. My husband was like, do we need
Speaker 1: to go? Like I was from front to from start
Speaker 1: to finish, crying the whole time.
Speaker 5: You guys are just listen.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a girl or something.
Speaker 6: Because Jared was like he loved it, and he cried
Speaker 6: a little bit, but he did. I was just like,
Speaker 6: this is my experience in seventh grade, even for me
Speaker 6: seventh grade. But around the same time.
Speaker 5: I was like, was the worst time of night?
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: And I was just like so emotional during that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, write and directed who got really snubbed? I thought,
Speaker 6: I think the Oscars are bullshit, But he really did
Speaker 6: get snubbed.
Speaker 2: This year was There was a couple exceptions, but for
Speaker 2: the most part, and I didn't watch, so please take
Speaker 2: a grain of salt with what I'm about to say.
Speaker 2: But it just seemed like most of the stuff that
Speaker 2: won was not what anybody liked or was excited.
Speaker 5: About at all.
Speaker 6: And honestly, a lot of stuff that was nominated was
Speaker 6: like stuff that I could have seen nominated in ninety six,
Speaker 6: Like that's where Green Book and Bohemian Raapstadir.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I could have seen.
Speaker 6: A long time ago the Oscars being super into this,
Speaker 6: and I can't believe we're back at it.
Speaker 2: Bohemian Rhapsy is the biggest surprise to me because I
Speaker 2: watched it early it got the screener and was excited
Speaker 2: to have like that movie in hand, and then watching
Speaker 2: it at home, I was like, maybe I should have
Speaker 2: watched it in a theater because something isn't translating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the concert, because there's a lot a lot I
Speaker 3: haven't watched it, but there's a lot of live queen performance,
Speaker 3: Like they just show entire performances, right, yes, they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those parts I like.
Speaker 2: But then there's conversations where and there's this this clip
Speaker 2: keeps getting sent around on social media that they won
Speaker 2: for best Editing, and they show the scene where they
Speaker 2: literally are editing, like like literally every two seconds, it's
Speaker 2: a cut.
Speaker 1: It's a cut, it's a cut, and it is the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing. Once you pointed out that you've ever seen
Speaker 1: that they won for editor Yeah, it's wild because.
Speaker 2: The editing is like nauseatingly let you get seen, and
Speaker 2: that's not a thing people notice that much, but then
Speaker 2: you point it out and you're like, yeah.
Speaker 1: That is bad at it? Yeah. I also thought the
Speaker 1: teeth were a lot. Yes, I don't. I remember, like
Speaker 1: when I think of the Mercury, I'm like, his teeth.
Speaker 6: Like, yeah, okay, maybe on visil line could have been
Speaker 6: a thing for sure, but he was worried change his voice.
Speaker 1: It literruly would have. Oh they thought that is that?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it would have. He that's how he got
Speaker 1: He had so much room. It was like, uh oh yeah.
Speaker 1: He says it in the movie.
Speaker 6: He's like, because my teeth are big, I have extra
Speaker 6: space from Yes, his.
Speaker 5: Teeth were acting like an extra diaphragm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't understand the physics of that, but agree
Speaker 1: with you. I disagree.
Speaker 6: But I just thought that they could have made Rommy
Speaker 6: Mallicks a little bit less.
Speaker 1: They were like chick lits, like they were so crazy.
Speaker 3: Jerry Lewis rais, Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: But also he always has that weird glimmer in his eye,
Speaker 2: so it looked like he thought his teeth were funny,
Speaker 2: like where Freddie Mercury just had teeth and he kept
Speaker 2: his mouth in a way that like, yeah, this is
Speaker 2: just kind of what I was dealt in life.
Speaker 1: And he looked normal, but like Remy Melick was like
Speaker 1: to say something, I'm getting ready for these teeth I
Speaker 1: got always looks like really, So congratulations to all the winners.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, I did you go to an Oscar party.
Speaker 6: No, I watched it on my couch with my husband
Speaker 6: and one other couple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they printed out ballots.
Speaker 5: I won.
Speaker 6: No, I want to brag, but I got because I
Speaker 6: never vote with my heart. I vote with my head.
Speaker 6: I'm like this, I know this is the best thing,
Speaker 6: the garbage thing they're gonna write, right, yes, that's why.
Speaker 6: And then for the half the categories that you don't know,
Speaker 6: I vote on the thing I heard about on NPR
Speaker 6: for two seconds and then I'm usually write I'm like.
Speaker 1: I think I've heard about free Solo. That's gonna win,
Speaker 1: and then it does. Did you watch it?
Speaker 2: I didn't watch that movie, but I have seen I
Speaker 2: was gonna say Remy Malick again, Alex Hanald, who is
Speaker 2: that climber? I saw him on PBS like with my
Speaker 2: dad and sister holy ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, these potholes, I'm telling you that thing was humongous.
Speaker 3: It's the heat and the collapsing and drink.
Speaker 1: Anyway I saw him.
Speaker 2: They did a special on him climbing half dome with
Speaker 2: his fucking fingertips.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So when that movie came out, I was like, I
Speaker 2: have to go see it, but I kept putting it
Speaker 2: off because I knew I would cry like mister Rogers style.
Speaker 1: He knew I would lose my mind.
Speaker 6: Well, honestly, that just the clip they showed when they
Speaker 6: announced it at the Oscars.
Speaker 1: I gasped out loud. I was like, just showing him
Speaker 1: doing it, I was like, and I'm not even like.
Speaker 6: Afraid of heights, but it's terrifying what he does, like crazy.
Speaker 6: And I was thinking that because it won, it'll probably
Speaker 6: be out in the theaters a little longer, because that
Speaker 6: is one I think that would be a great you
Speaker 6: got to see it in the theaters.
Speaker 1: Type of yes, wait, so you haven't seen it. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it. Well, if you don't have that, baby,
Speaker 1: let's go see it. I'm serious, let's go. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: because I have a lot of free time, and.
Speaker 5: I'm really excited if you decided that.
Speaker 1: Out And.
Speaker 6: What's crazy, I am very, very like sort of passionate
Speaker 6: about this whole late term abortion thing, and I keep retweeting.
Speaker 1: Stuff about it, and I'm like, I don't want anyone to.
Speaker 10: Think that I'm doing it, but I think that this
Speaker 10: is a right that women should have. Yes, Sometimes it's
Speaker 10: like if I present it without comment on like Facebook, Twitter,
Speaker 10: like yikes, Sara, too dark.
Speaker 1: You can't keep me, and I'm gonna announce it on Facebook.
Speaker 2: My mom was a nurse and when she was nine
Speaker 2: months pregnant, and I can't remember if she told me
Speaker 2: the story, if it was with my sister or with me,
Speaker 2: she brought a friend to an abortion doctor, like went
Speaker 2: so that she wouldn't have to go alone.
Speaker 1: And when they opened the.
Speaker 2: Front door, my mom was walking in first, but she
Speaker 2: had a full and the nurse at the top of
Speaker 2: the stairs was like, do not even come up here.
Speaker 1: No, we are not doing that or whatever. Your mom's like,
Speaker 1: you relaxed, it's not me. Oh wow, I'm meant to
Speaker 1: follow through.
Speaker 6: My friend is not where it's like, yike, we're on
Speaker 6: different paths.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's in no way this pregnant. It's I
Speaker 2: really like to play with how uncomfortable people are with it.
Speaker 2: Like I was at a party lessoning and I kept
Speaker 2: going out onto the balcony because I was overheating, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm just having a cigarette.
Speaker 1: Everybody calmed down. Everybody's so like.
Speaker 6: I had a baby shower and I had a glass
Speaker 6: of wine and I just was like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just having this to see who's going to give me
Speaker 1: dirty loves?
Speaker 6: Yes, I just want to see who my friends are
Speaker 6: that I don't want to be friends with.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to lower that birth weight.
Speaker 1: Yes, I have to go out of.
Speaker 5: You control how painful it's going to be.
Speaker 3: I was once I did a show somewhere in Minneapolis
Speaker 3: and there's this the woman that owns the bar. It
Speaker 3: was not at all happy with what I said on stage.
Speaker 3: She said I was disrespectful. I don't know where it
Speaker 3: was coming from. The audience was not listening, and I
Speaker 3: talked about it or got reprimanded a heckler, but she
Speaker 3: was are you the the woman that was drinking the beers?
Speaker 3: And then she didn't respond because I because she's like that.
Speaker 6: Bars they're not allowed to turn down pregnant women for
Speaker 6: alcohol because it's discrimination, especially.
Speaker 5: If you own the bar.
Speaker 1: But that's why you'd buy it. Wow, I thought a bar.
Speaker 3: So so no one would give me it's it's probably one
Speaker 3: of those old rules, like you're also supposed to pull
Speaker 3: out your.
Speaker 5: Guns so they can put it in a safe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. There's still an old blue law. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Connecticut.
Speaker 6: Has blue laws no alcohol on Sundays and no alcohol
Speaker 6: after eight.
Speaker 3: Man, if you go to Dale for a certain amount
Speaker 3: of time, you can request a horse.
Speaker 1: Can marry that horse.
Speaker 5: There's all there's all these Montana laws and a lot
Speaker 5: of horse marriages.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. There's a guy I just saw this
Speaker 1: morning on social media.
Speaker 2: A guy got arrested outside of Portland, I believe, for
Speaker 2: having sex with a horse and his You have to
Speaker 2: look up the picture.
Speaker 5: Oh I don't want to see the picture.
Speaker 2: It is so crazy what this guy looks like. His
Speaker 2: neck is so long it looks like a card.
Speaker 5: Because the horse stretched him moon.
Speaker 1: Was it already long? It's hard to say.
Speaker 5: When was the picture of.
Speaker 6: Him, like getting taken off in handcuffs. The picture is
Speaker 6: his mugshot.
Speaker 5: Okay, I thought it was the act.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they didn't catch him in the act. Thank god.
Speaker 1: This is the scariest freeway I knows.
Speaker 5: Nineteen.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
Speaker 5: For six ship. It's so scary.
Speaker 1: Well, the crazy thing about the one ten, Yeah, everyone
Speaker 1: goes fast. It's in now a three lane highway.
Speaker 2: But to merge onto it, you you merged from a
Speaker 2: stop sne which is in sanity.
Speaker 6: It's crazy to move from zero to like sixty or
Speaker 6: someone will kill you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 5: It's normal in Texas. But if you're not used to.
Speaker 1: It here in La no, not at all.
Speaker 6: You said this was next one, okay, yeah, right, and
Speaker 6: I'm right off of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, but yeah, we just moved here.
Speaker 6: So I'm just getting used to all this highway driving
Speaker 6: because I was living in West Hollywood, where I was
Speaker 6: never on the highway, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now here I am, and this is quite
Speaker 2: the training. Yes, so we'll get off now, will be okay,
Speaker 2: But look you out the best ravine, oh really, the
Speaker 2: ravines around here. The standing water that we have, you.
Speaker 5: Can it's not even stagnant, fresh standing water, even the puddles.
Speaker 5: You could swim the puddles. I like this air.
Speaker 1: Park.
Speaker 6: We moved here because we are having this little new roommate.
Speaker 6: Is needed more space. And we lived on like a
Speaker 6: really we lived on Crest and Heights and West Hollywood,
Speaker 6: which is like a thoroughfare down from the world, like
Speaker 6: a baby corner doing doughnuts at three am and drunk people,
Speaker 6: and we just needed.
Speaker 1: To It's such a nice part. I I love that
Speaker 1: apartment that's very mid century. Yeah, well, our new place
Speaker 1: is cute. It's just, uh, do you guys ever move.
Speaker 6: Into a place that like has no storage space, Like
Speaker 6: there's no closet. There's like a closet in the whole blaze. Oh,
Speaker 6: we have nowhere to put anything. I've been doing a
Speaker 6: lot of Craigslist selling.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm last minute space here on the corner.
Speaker 3: I was going to move somewhere and it fell through,
Speaker 3: and so suddenly I need to find a place. And
Speaker 3: I had no idea that I was so concerned about
Speaker 3: storage or excited about it. When I see it, three
Speaker 3: closets become it's shaved.
Speaker 1: Interestingly, guys, I needed a ride and you gave me one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I promise to.
Speaker 3: You, and I promised that Karen was how great you
Speaker 3: were going to be and you you pulled through.
Speaker 5: Guys, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Yours.
Speaker 5: When's your album?
Speaker 6: Drop by No My album's out Friday on March eighth
Speaker 6: and it's called Undefeated. You can pre order it now
Speaker 6: on iTunes. Help me get onto those iTunes charts for
Speaker 6: four days until Jim Gaffigan's album retakes that.
Speaker 1: You guys, come.
Speaker 2: On, it's one of the best stand up comics around.
Speaker 1: Please get her album. You will love it. Yank you
Speaker 1: for sure. Also, you guys are great. Say hi to
Speaker 1: Jared for us. I will Karen. Let's go see Free Solo.
Speaker 1: We gotta do it.
Speaker 5: I have a lot of movies.
Speaker 1: I need to thank you so much. All right, my friend,
Speaker 1: good to see you too.
Speaker 5: Do you have anything coming up?
Speaker 3: By bye?
Speaker 5: I don't really, I don't. I shouldn't ask when I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm doing Brian Cook's show Guilty Treasure, where.
Speaker 5: You have to learn a song.
Speaker 6: Ye.
Speaker 5: When's your rehearsal tonight?
Speaker 3: Oh boy, that's when I learned Red red Wine.
Speaker 2: I'm doing a hit by Ryl Gurrow, but I highly
Speaker 2: look forward.
Speaker 3: So that's Saturday night, something like.
Speaker 1: That Black Cat on Saturday night.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's when you can go mosdays eat candy on the weekend.
Speaker 5: We'll be that's this week.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it is though it's not Monday.
Speaker 2: I think it's Wednesday night at the Virgil basically.
Speaker 3: And yeah, Boulder on Sunday, Boulder, Colorado.
Speaker 2: Chrisus going to the Rockies. Bring comedy to the cold
Speaker 2: people of the Rockies.
Speaker 5: It's the most deserving of mountain ranges.
Speaker 1: They deserve your comedy and course light.
Speaker 3: And I think that'll wrap it up right, Yeah, like
Speaker 3: wrapping back in it all.
Speaker 5: Sooft you've been listening to Do you need a riot?
Speaker 2: N A A R.
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim.
Speaker 1: And give us time and a terminal.
Speaker 3: And gay we want to send you off instil.
Speaker 1: You want to welcome you back home. Tell us all
Speaker 1: about every scared he was it fine? Melcorn. Do you
Speaker 1: need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need.
Speaker 5: With Karen and Chriss
Speaker 6: M h.