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Speaker 1: It's time for your brand new phone tap. It's Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. And every once in a

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Speaker 1: while I get to do special phone taps where the

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Speaker 1: person who emailed us is willing to go over and

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Speaker 1: above to help us pull off an elaborate prank. And

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Speaker 1: we're able to do that this time with the help

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Speaker 1: of one of our listeners named Karen. She wanted to

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Speaker 1: play a joke on the new guy at work, and

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Speaker 1: that involved getting access to his desk before I called him. Wow,

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Speaker 1: And the results were extremely surprising and I didn't even

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Speaker 1: think it was gonna work at all, but it did.

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Speaker 1: And you have to hear how the guy reacts in

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap. Right now, it's twenties, Good afternoon,

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Speaker 1: is running? Hey? New guy? Hey, new guy, new guy,

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Speaker 1: New guy? What's up? I think you have the wrong number?

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Speaker 1: Guarantee ID down. You're the new guy. What's up? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? You're the new guy at the company? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I just started three days ago. Well, nice to meet you,

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Speaker 1: new guy. The name Slurpy um okay, your name is Slurpy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you can call me slurp. Okay, you want me

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Speaker 1: to call you slurp slurps on the prowl Oh okay, hey,

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Speaker 1: so hey, new guy, I heard you work in it.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty dupe. Yeah, so you must know your way

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Speaker 1: around the pooter. Huh, Peter the computer pewter. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: really funny, dude. Hey, don't worry about a new guy.

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Speaker 1: I got a million of them. Ask anybody around her,

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Speaker 1: they all know how slurp roles. Hey, so there's this

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Speaker 1: hot girl named Megan and sales. He's seen her yet,

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Speaker 1: I knew, Well, can you do slurps a fhave zy?

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Speaker 1: Can you see if she's like emailing people about me?

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Speaker 1: I don't think I should do that. Well, you could

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Speaker 1: like hack in her email or something and see if

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Speaker 1: she's talking to other hot chicks about me. Now that

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Speaker 1: we're friends, I figured you can hook that up for me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what, we're not actually friends because I just

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Speaker 1: started talking your phone. If you let hey, new guy, Hey,

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Speaker 1: new guy, Hey, new guy, I heard you like a party.

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Speaker 1: New guy. Okay, sorry about that, Hey, new guy. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I do to get it as a joke that time. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I heard you like the party. Huh who told you that?

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Speaker 1: Who are you talking to? I got a buddy of

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Speaker 1: mine in marketing. His name is Sack, and he said

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Speaker 1: he knows of you. So it's Sack and Slurp. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Probably that's friends or something, or hang out with me

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Speaker 1: and Sack go way back. I can't even get through

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Speaker 1: a workday without a little help from a buddy, Sack,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. No, I really don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Um, I gotta get back to

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Speaker 1: work right now, real quick. Hey, new guy, I haven't

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Speaker 1: given you your welcome present yet. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Yeah and Slurp is welcoming you to the company. Do

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Speaker 1: me a favor, okay, Look in the second drawer on

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Speaker 1: your desk behind your stapler, a little something for you?

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Speaker 1: All right, dude, I can't do it as this is stupid,

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Speaker 1: New guy. You're killing me. Look, I'll let you off

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Speaker 1: the phone as long as you look for my present. Deal, fine,

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Speaker 1: hold on a second, right, second drawer behind your stapler.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, it looks like it's snowing at your desk. Now,

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Speaker 1: better cleaning that up. Dude, what did you put on

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Speaker 1: much war? Well? I heard you like candy, so I

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Speaker 1: got a little candy for your nose. Who wants to

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Speaker 1: get some work done. Are doing right now? That's right

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Speaker 1: that Slurpi's good friends sack and he's a partier. So

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Speaker 1: come up to my office desk. Oh my god, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, new guy. You're right, new guy, you should

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Speaker 1: come to my office right now and we should get

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Speaker 1: rid of that thing. What do you think? Are you drugs?

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Speaker 1: Right now? Dude? It's I got this job, new guy.

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Speaker 1: It's almost lunchtime. We can totally do it right now

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Speaker 1: to right now. I told you slurpies out of control,

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Speaker 1: but also Slurpie wants some of that, So please make

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Speaker 1: your way up to Slurpy's office. I got some it

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Speaker 1: problems with my computer nose. Oh my god, you gotta

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Speaker 1: get me fired, dude. I can't. I can't write now.

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Speaker 1: This is like, oh, new guy. Okay, so he said

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Speaker 1: right now, Well maybe a little later, dude, Like, I

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Speaker 1: don't do that anymore. But I don't know. Maybe later

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Speaker 1: I don't know whoa Okay, okay, Slurp had no idea

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Speaker 1: you were actually down to party. I mean I kind

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Speaker 1: of guessed it, you know, because I can tell you

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Speaker 1: walking in that you'd like to do this. Come down

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Speaker 1: and pick it up and then we could party later,

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Speaker 1: all right, Like, I can't do this right now? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: how about I tell you that this is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call and that is powdered sugar or do we

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Speaker 1: do that still? What this is actually Jewbil from brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you,

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Speaker 1: your new coworker care and set you up? Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? No, it's a joke. She actually is the

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Speaker 1: one that put the bag of powdered sugar in your desk,

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Speaker 1: So I could do that, dude, I knew you're sing

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Speaker 1: me the whole time. I so I was sing back

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Speaker 1: with you. Oh okay, okay, So we were just each

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Speaker 1: other kind of I mean whatever, dude, whatever you want

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Speaker 1: to call it. I don't really appreciate prank calls. I

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Speaker 1: just got to get back to work, so okay. So,

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Speaker 1: and that's why you just said that you would do

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Speaker 1: the drugs because you knew I was calling you. So

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Speaker 1: you were like messing with me because of that. I

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Speaker 1: already told you I was screwing here, all right. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: just to be aware, that's powdered sugar, not at actually

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Speaker 1: what you were thinking. So don't do that. Could hurt Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I already knew it was powdered sugar. I could tell

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Speaker 1: the difference, ye du oh, you know the difference that Well,

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Speaker 1: it's impressive. It's not what I meant, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? All Right, Okay, okay, cool, Well, thanks for

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Speaker 1: messing with me about doing that stuff, because you know,

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Speaker 1: I hate to think you would do that at work,

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Speaker 1: all right. Patured the week up every morning with Jubal

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Speaker 1: Funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties Holy On Ruin

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