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Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap, and today we call

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Speaker 1: a woman who recently transferred to become assistant manager at

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Speaker 1: an upscale hotel. Okay, this is what I like about

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Speaker 1: our jobs. Yes, anytime a new person comes in, we

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Speaker 1: get an email like, hey, got a newbie here, let's

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Speaker 1: screw with them there that I do love our listeners.

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Speaker 1: They've really figured it out, and so we do our

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Speaker 1: best to give this greenhorn a little light hazing, maybe

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Speaker 1: a small anxiety attack or two. Also, it's your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now. It's another tap Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for calling me, hotel. This is Abbie. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Yo? Abby? This is Shackle. Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry who your boss? Kara said to call you? My

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Speaker 1: name's Shackle. Oh she told you I was calling right? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: she didn't mention anything, but well, I guess you could

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Speaker 1: just transfer me over to her. Then, oh, well she

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Speaker 1: is out for the week. No, it is there something

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Speaker 1: I can help you in. I can't believe she didn't

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Speaker 1: talk with you about this already. But from time to time,

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Speaker 1: whenever you guys have big guests come through the hotel,

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Speaker 1: I run security for Kara. Oh what are you like

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Speaker 1: new here? Well it was transferm here about a few

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Speaker 1: weeks ago. Okay, Oh I guess I am. So here's

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Speaker 1: the deal. I got a text from Kara saying Pete

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Speaker 1: Davidson and Kim Kardashian are coming tomorrow night. Oh my god. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: and the reservation's not going to be under those names

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Speaker 1: of course, right they usually go by Lelo and Stitch. Really, okay,

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Speaker 1: is that funny to you? I think it's sweet. It's

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Speaker 1: not funny, I think absolutely. Okay, So I'm interesting. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you that there's a security risk, and you laughed

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Speaker 1: about it, said it's sweet. I don't think that there

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Speaker 1: will be a security risk that they're staying here. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we have a lot of I get that you're new

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Speaker 1: Abbey and you don't really know how this whole thing works,

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Speaker 1: but we need to beef up security around the hotel

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Speaker 1: because there's been rumors that Yea is going to show up.

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Speaker 1: Who Kanye he changed his name to ya Oh. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know that. You're in the service industry. You should

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Speaker 1: really keep up on these things. Abby. Well, I'm not

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Speaker 1: privy on name changes, but thank you for telling me.

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Speaker 1: I know now, So can you remind me what your

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Speaker 1: name was? I'm just taking notes here so that I

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Speaker 1: can can I just tell you it's really hard for

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Speaker 1: me to work with incompetent people, but I'm going to

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Speaker 1: try my best here, Sir. I've been working in this

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Speaker 1: industry for five years. I've seen a lot of saying

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Speaker 1: I've been working security for the last twenty five years.

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Speaker 1: I was just asking how to spell your name, sir.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't questioning your your background or anything. While you

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Speaker 1: were arguing with me trying to figure out how to

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Speaker 1: spell my name, Yay just snuck up behind Pete Davidson

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Speaker 1: and snapped his neck. What That's what could have happened

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Speaker 1: while you were focused on the inconsequential details. Let's focus

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Speaker 1: number one. Can you find out for me? Have the

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Speaker 1: bellhops had any ninja training in the past thirty days?

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Speaker 1: Ninja training again, you're laughing because, Okay, these questions. I'm

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Speaker 1: just not used to being asked. Okay, what lives are

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Speaker 1: at risks? So I'd appreciate if you take this seriously.

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Speaker 1: I'm asking have they had any martial arts, self defense,

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Speaker 1: sword play anything? Sword play is extremely unpredictable. You never

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Speaker 1: know what that guy and he's really pissed off right now,

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Speaker 1: Like have you seen his instagram? No, I'm not buried

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Speaker 1: a Pete look alike and took a dump on his grave.

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Speaker 1: So what Yeah, this isn't a joke. Oh my god. Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: so listen back to the list number two. How how

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Speaker 1: many sets of handcuffs does the concierge have. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say zero. Okay, Well that's an issue then, because last

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Speaker 1: time I look, they had three pairs. Okay, where did

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Speaker 1: all the handcuffs go? I really don't know. I've never

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Speaker 1: seen handcuffs here, so I'm not sure what to do.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying. My heart is to be patient with you

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Speaker 1: right now, Abby, but it's really becoming a struggle. I'm trying,

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Speaker 1: my heart is to be patient with you, sir, try

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Speaker 1: a little bit harder. We should probably have some sort

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Speaker 1: of code word ready. If anybody sees ya in or

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Speaker 1: around the building it comes in, they need to jump

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Speaker 1: on the walkie talkie and say, if Barbie is so popular,

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Speaker 1: then why did you have to buy her friends? That's

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Speaker 1: a long code word. Yeah, repeat it back to me.

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Speaker 1: If Barbie is so popular, why did you have to

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Speaker 1: invite her friends? Buy her friends? Why did you have

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Speaker 1: to buy them? If Barbie is so popular, why did

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Speaker 1: you have to buy her friend? You better write it down.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you're struggling again. Can you just stop

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Speaker 1: putting pressure? I mean right now, I'm doing my best.

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Speaker 1: No stopping the pressure. If you come in pressures on.

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Speaker 1: You got to be ready for anything. This is really overwhelming.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever tased a man? No, shackle, I've never

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Speaker 1: chased anyone. Would you like to? I mean maybe my ax? No? What,

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Speaker 1: I won't tase your ex? Why are you laughing about that? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I just wasn't expecting that answer. But if you want

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Speaker 1: to practice, you can tease me when I come over

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Speaker 1: later and tell you this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What I'm sorry? I know I told you I worked

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Speaker 1: for a hotel security, but I'm actually just a radio

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Speaker 1: station DJ. God my name's jeff from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. Your boss, Kara set you up for

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Speaker 1: a phone tap. I was shocked. I was like shackle.

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Speaker 1: She told me you just transferred to her hotel and

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Speaker 1: haven't had any experience with a listers come in to stay,

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Speaker 1: so she wanted to mess with you. Oh. I hope

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Speaker 1: he's having a great veg Asian. Oh he's on the ceiling.

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Speaker 1: Look out. Barbie's so popular than why you have to

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Speaker 1: buy your friends? That is most horrible old word I

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Speaker 1: have ever heard. That's why it's so genius. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with fook taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning