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Speaker 1: We got an email from a listener who says one

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Speaker 1: of her good guy friends has been struggling big time

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Speaker 1: in the dating arena. He's tried apps and blind dates,

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Speaker 1: but nothing is working. So she convinced him to apply

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Speaker 1: to a personalized matchmaking service. Just sent in his application.

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit pricey, but I think well worth it,

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Speaker 1: especially once he meets his matchmaking sense. That would be Brooke.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: She gets right down to business in your phone, tap

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Speaker 1: right now?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Hi is this Brent du.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it is. Who's this?

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Speaker 4: My name is Jenna Rossady from Matchmaker's USA. We received

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Speaker 4: your online application to join our program. Oh hi, Hi,

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Speaker 4: So I'm just curious off the bat, what made you apply?

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Speaker 3: I've been single for a while and I've tried some

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Speaker 3: of the apps and nothing's working. Yeah, so I talked

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Speaker 3: to my friend and they recommended your service, and I

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Speaker 3: thought maybe you can help me.

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Speaker 4: You know what, Brent, I'm going to stop you right

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Speaker 4: there and say, I do see what you're doing, and

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Speaker 4: I'm taken.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure I understand.

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Speaker 4: You know what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 4: Your profile reads like you're kind of a dud, but

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Speaker 4: what much more than that? Aren't you.

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Speaker 3: My profile seemed like I was a dad. I worked

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Speaker 3: very hard on that.

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Speaker 4: Actually, look, you're not the first man or woman for

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Speaker 4: that matter, that's heard this voice and immediately try to

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Speaker 4: run game on me.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little confused.

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Speaker 4: Are you single? No, I've already told you. But I'm

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Speaker 4: doing this job a long time, so I know when

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Speaker 4: I'm about to be propositioned and I will say I'm flattered.

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Speaker 3: There must be some kind of misunderstanding, ma'am. I don't

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Speaker 3: think that's what's going on here.

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Speaker 4: I understood completely. You were curious to know what I

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Speaker 4: looked like in a neglige what and you're never gonna

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Speaker 4: know that because, like I said, I'm in a relationship

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Speaker 4: with myself. I realized the best person for me was me.

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Speaker 3: You're single or you're not single.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you love to pry. It's just like emotionally, physically, intimately, experimentally,

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Speaker 4: it's all about me.

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Speaker 3: That sounds very exciting.

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Speaker 4: You are right, it's called soloonogamy.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard of solo anogamy.

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Speaker 4: Well enough about me, though, right, let's get back to you.

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Speaker 4: So I ran your profile through our algorithm and we

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Speaker 4: did find a match.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh, really.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she checked all your boxes and I think you

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Speaker 4: are going to be so pleasantly surprised.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's wonderful. Actually, I didn't expect that to happen

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Speaker 3: so quickly. Can you tell me anything about her?

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Speaker 4: Oh? I sure can. It's me. Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 3: That is shocking? Actually, don't you work at the matchmaking agency?

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Speaker 4: I do, but that doesn't preclude me from seeing others.

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Speaker 4: What am we gonna do? Be left out of the fun.

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Speaker 3: He just told me that you're solonogamous and that you're

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Speaker 3: in a relationship with yourself.

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Speaker 4: Well that's true, but I'm just not going to tell

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Speaker 4: myself what I'm doing. What I don't know doesn't hurt me.

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Speaker 3: I am so confused.

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Speaker 4: Well, the only question I have for you is this Friday?

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Speaker 4: What should I wear?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 4: What shouldn't I wear?

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Speaker 2: So? I signed up for a matchmaking service and then

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Speaker 2: you told me that I was hitting on you, But

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Speaker 2: then you said that you're dating yourself. And then you

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Speaker 2: said that we matched and that you're cheating on yourself

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Speaker 2: and we're going to go out on Friday.

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Speaker 4: Don't use that word so naughty. I don't want myself

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Speaker 4: to know. Remember, So, where are you taking me?

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess we could go for tacos and Mark readA.

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Speaker 4: I can't let this go on any longer. I have

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Speaker 4: to tell you it's a break phone call.

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Speaker 3: What what? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: This is actually Brooke for the radio show Brooke and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: Amy said you'd fall for that. She's the one that

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Speaker 4: set you up for this.

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Speaker 3: That was so weird and uncomfortable.

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Speaker 4: Whatever I heard jealousy in your voice, you heard.

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Speaker 3: That it should have been should have been fear.

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Speaker 4: The week of every morning was Foo Tap weekday mornings

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Speaker 4: on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.