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Speaker 1: for the best ready go you've heard in a while show?

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Speaker 1: How is your day gonna go? Today? It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: one of those days where you trip and fall into

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Speaker 1: has a honeycomb on it with a bunch of bees

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Speaker 1: be a bad day. I think I saw that in

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Speaker 1: going to be a good day or a bad day.

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Speaker 1: How's your day gonna go? Find out right now with

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Speaker 1: Alex's daily Vibrations Vibe that's vibe, it's a vibe, and

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Speaker 1: it is that time to raise your vibration by doing

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Speaker 1: your daily one card draw people. So I read tarot,

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Speaker 1: and tarot is basically like a horoscope. It gives you

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Speaker 1: guidance on your life and it gives you insight for

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Speaker 1: your day, you're week, whatever you're looking for. So now

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Speaker 1: I'll be doing your one card draw. I'm to find

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Speaker 1: out how your day is going to go and what

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Speaker 1: you should pay attention to today. Oh okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: we're starting the week off with the Empress and Press.

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Speaker 1: Sounds good. No, The Empress is a major Arcona. It's

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Speaker 1: a third major Arconic card, and it represents fertility and motherhood, femininity, femininity,

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Speaker 1: that's a hard femininity, creativity. The Impress can also suggest

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Speaker 1: pregnancy or childbirth. This may be an actual pregnancy or

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Speaker 1: a metaphorical birth to a new idea. Okay, okay, Oh

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Speaker 1: so it's like pregnant with an idea. Maybe yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: I mean some people might be pregnant or might be

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Speaker 1: But you might actually have a baby, I mean, but

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Speaker 1: a new idea though, it is what you're saying. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, this card is all about just I mean,

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Speaker 1: she's like the fairy godmother, the Empress. It is like

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Speaker 1: the fairy godmother. And if you were already a mother,

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Speaker 1: you'll really come into your own and find fulfillment. And

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Speaker 1: if your father, the Empress encourage you to build on

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Speaker 1: your communication with your children to show them you're in

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Speaker 1: your trink side. Okay, that's cool, but both you moms

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Speaker 1: and dads, really spend some quality time with your kids

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Speaker 1: and ask some questions, you know, really really really like

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Speaker 1: allow yourself to like explore your emotions deeper and listen

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Speaker 1: to your intuition. That's crazy. I was just about to

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Speaker 1: if you don't have kids, can you take you drawing

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Speaker 1: the empress and all the information about that card and go,

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Speaker 1: I don't have kids, but maybe I should pay attention

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Speaker 1: how this card applies to me is because lately I've

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Speaker 1: saying it out loud, but yeah, that's the relationships. There's

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Speaker 1: they're comforting, right. Yeah. Life is all about balance, it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm learning I don't have a lot of balance in

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Speaker 1: It has a lot to do with self care too,

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Speaker 1: So just pay attention to like how much you're you know,

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Speaker 1: and connect with your feminine side. There you go, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and that was your daily vibration, all right, justine vibe.

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Speaker 1: Go out and get it today, yea, even if it's

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Speaker 1: self care in any way that you want to do it.

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Speaker 1: Jebile phone frame today morning, so that's one ease. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Jericho. I'm calling from the Apple Genius

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Speaker 1: Bar and Jason, your computer has been in here for

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Speaker 1: a couple of days. I got an update for you,

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Speaker 1: you doing? Oh? Yeah, cool? Did I tell you I

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Speaker 1: was on my watch point or something. Well, you don't

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Speaker 1: few things about your computer. So the keyboard has been

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Speaker 1: given you problems obviously, Yeah, that's space bar just sticks.

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Speaker 1: The space bar sticks, I know, and we can get

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Speaker 1: wanted to maybe alert you to a few other issues though,

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, like what, Well, I was inspecting your computer

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Speaker 1: just want to let you know that your keyboard is

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Speaker 1: an issue. And also I think that your girlfriend, Madeline

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Speaker 1: able to investigate that for you further, if you would like,

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Speaker 1: what is your privacy policy? Because I just brought in

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Speaker 1: the computer for a hardware issue. Yes, you did, and

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you've got a hardware issue with is

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Speaker 1: the keyboard and you've also got a software issue been

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Speaker 1: the thought store would be with your heart, and I

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Speaker 1: don't want that to happen to you. Jason. And you

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Speaker 1: seem like a good guy like you seem like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: looking at people's private messages. Okay, the fixing of the computer.

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Speaker 1: Your computer's be fixed, no problem. But I mean I

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Speaker 1: feel like maybe the issue that might be going on

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Speaker 1: with your girlfriend's the bigger thing that we should fix together,

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Speaker 1: you and I. Jason, Look, I've got a lot of

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Speaker 1: questions about how you got this information. You can't be

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Speaker 1: just looking through people's private messages on their laptops when

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Speaker 1: it's I mean, it's it's you know, it's pretty standard.

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Speaker 1: You dropped the computer off, and we go through all

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Speaker 1: then then I thought your conversation with thought of there.

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Speaker 1: find out more about her. I wonder if she's Apple customer,

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Speaker 1: probably because Apple customers everywhere. So I pulled up her

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Speaker 1: her and another guy around the same time that you

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Speaker 1: were taking those pictures. What are you okay? I also

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Speaker 1: I also saw messages between her and then another guy

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Speaker 1: who I'm assuming it's probably him. Who what's his name? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't have his name because it

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Speaker 1: wasn't an Apple device. It was a Samsung device, so

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Speaker 1: I couldn't get the name. But I got the phone

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Speaker 1: number and not call it yet, but I want to

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Speaker 1: call it so we can. I'll investigate that more further

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Speaker 1: for you, if you'd like, I would like to speak

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Speaker 1: to your manager. This is absolutely unaccepted. I'm just saying.

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Speaker 1: At the same time. I just I put the two together,

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Speaker 1: and I can tell that she's definitely saying someone else.

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Speaker 1: And they're a lot older as well, that they're really Yes,

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Speaker 1: they're older, if an older gentleman. He's pretty tall, it's

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Speaker 1: got kind of brownish terror and he's balding a little

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Speaker 1: bit in the middle, which I thought it was weird

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Speaker 1: because you have a nice full hit of hearth. She's

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Speaker 1: definitely downgraded, if that makes me feel better. But her dad,

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Speaker 1: that's her dad. You're describing where she sees every week. Oh,

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Speaker 1: so that would also explain why she called him. Oh

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Speaker 1: she says dad and her text messages not daddy, though

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Speaker 1: I was thinking like, hey daddy, So I'm sorry, that's

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Speaker 1: a false alarm manager manager Now okay, well I can't

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Speaker 1: do that because this is actually a phone prank. It's

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Speaker 1: actually a prank call, so I can't do that. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Frank call. Yes, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Madeline set you up. No. No, she said that you

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Speaker 1: just dropped your computer off at the Apple Store and

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Speaker 1: you're very paranoid about their privacy issues, and she wanted

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Speaker 1: me to screw with you. Oh my god, wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jubil phone pranks the Jewil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's time Floor of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show.

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Speaker 1: this is Bryce calling from and am I speaking with Jada? Yes?

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Speaker 1: That's totally right. You're right, nobody ever has No one

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Speaker 1: you're welcome. I'm sorry, man, that sucks. And do you Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I keep telling yourself that, and you tell Cole that later.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. So you're

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Speaker 1: There's still change. I don't know us though. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am sleeping with my dad's best friend. Oh yea

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Speaker 1: sleeping with your dad's best friend. How did that even start? Whoa? Um,

423
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Speaker 1: my dad was going to go golfing with him, and

424
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Speaker 1: they asked him to caddy for them, and I couldn'tinue anymore. Um,

425
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Speaker 1: he went to the bathroom and I just kind of

426
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Speaker 1: followed him in there and kissed him and wow, And

427
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Speaker 1: since then we've been hooking up all the time. Oh wow,

428
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Speaker 1: that seems like I would be like an uncle. It's

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Speaker 1: a very fou Yeah. I mean, like, how long has

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Speaker 1: your dad and have been best friends? For? Like ten years? Okay, whoa,

431
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Speaker 1: that's a long time. That's that? I mean, that's got

432
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Speaker 1: to be weird. Weird dad never friends. Well, if he

433
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Speaker 1: does find out, they won't best friends for much longer.

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Speaker 1: I doubt it would be so weird. Did that be

435
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Speaker 1: super weird? What if you guys get married, Oh, you're married,

436
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Speaker 1: You'll be married. Your dad's bestie it seems like he's

437
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Speaker 1: really into me and we've well, of course you are,

438
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Speaker 1: you're half his age. Dude, if you got married to him,

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00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,919
Speaker 1: think about this, because your dad's best friend, your dad

440
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Speaker 1: will probably be his best man. Oh my god, holy

441
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Speaker 1: crub and you he'd walk you down the aisle and

442
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Speaker 1: then stand there, why still there? He could be the

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Speaker 1: flower go the ring bearer. Yeah, I'm sorry. Did I

444
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Speaker 1: make you think it too far into it? Too far

445
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Speaker 1: into the future on that one? Yeah? All right, now,

446
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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really struggling if I used to tell

447
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Speaker 1: my dad or not. No, No, I definitely wouldn't know. Well,

448
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Speaker 1: what if we decide to have a future together. Well,

449
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Speaker 1: I guess moved to Mexico. Yeah, then then I guess

450
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Speaker 1: you tell your dad because he's gonna need to know

451
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Speaker 1: so he can be the best man at the wedding.

452
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Speaker 1: End also give you away at the wedding. He's gonna

453
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Speaker 1: have to ask his best friend to marry his daughter.

454
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Speaker 1: Oh gosh. That's actually a really good situation for you

455
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Speaker 1: if you think about it too, because if you decide

456
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Speaker 1: to marry, you're hooking up with your dad's best friend.

457
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Speaker 1: And if you decide to marry him. Your dad is

458
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Speaker 1: going to be your best man. Also, though, it's a

459
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Speaker 1: really good deal for you. You know why, Why because

460
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Speaker 1: your dad's going to plan the bachelor party and you

461
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 1: know there'll be no funny business perfect all right, Well,

462
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Speaker 1: thank you for your dirty little secret? Yeah, yeah, all right?

463
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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Monday, October twenty five, twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh,

467
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Speaker 1: and celebrities they're just like us. They get coffee, they

468
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Speaker 1: go to the gym, and they're horrible parents. Well, one

469
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Speaker 1: celebrity just revealed that they severed what off of their

470
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Speaker 1: kid's body? Yeah, you're that crazy story in a second,

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Speaker 1: But first, let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and

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Speaker 1: I don't really know what to say from a headline

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Speaker 1: because it's about Debra Messing and she's just old. Okay.

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Speaker 1: She was on Will and Grace, right, that's the Will

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Speaker 1: and Gray. Yeah, late, and I was gonna say lady

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Speaker 1: because late late nineties Will and Grace. Okay, Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: bred Nolan. At least one tattoo artist may quit smoking soon,

478
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Speaker 1: but only one. All right, we'll find out more about

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Speaker 1: those stories in just a second before your first story

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Speaker 1: of the day in the I India News networks their

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Speaker 1: port the News. Do you know who Alex Pinavega is? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Or Alexa Pinavega? Yes? Who is that? She's She was

483
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Speaker 1: on Disney. She was on Disney. Yeah she's older now

484
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Speaker 1: it's just like Debor Messing. But yeah, she was a

485
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Speaker 1: Disney star. Anyway. She just revealed on her Instagram story

486
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Speaker 1: that while she was getting ready for bed, she accidentally

487
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Speaker 1: slammed her son Kingston's fingers in the hinge of the

488
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Speaker 1: bathroom door. Oh and it actually severed his finger off.

489
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Speaker 1: Oh poor thing. Yeah, I can't wait. So he doesn't

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Speaker 1: have a finger. Doctors were not able to reattach it.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine, like had the guilt that she's gonna

492
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Speaker 1: like forever? Yeah, he's two, he's two. She said that

493
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Speaker 1: it was the most traumatic thing they've had to go

494
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Speaker 1: through as a family yet, but then she added, if anything,

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Speaker 1: it made us all love each other even more and

496
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Speaker 1: humbled us completely. King Sanderson is already doing flips like

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Speaker 1: nothing happened. Just crazy though, see she can say we're

498
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Speaker 1: a happy family in ten years when he's twelve and

499
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Speaker 1: he's because he can't throw a football. Yeah, that was you.

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Speaker 1: You slammed your finger at doorn born that way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I remember when you were too and you were just

502
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Speaker 1: like messing around and you slammed your finger in the door.

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Speaker 1: You were born out. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For next storry the day, let's sending onward Alex Fresh,

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Speaker 1: who was on location at the retirement home. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: time home. So dever messing. I know you probably don't

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Speaker 1: know who that is, um, if you're younger than probably thirty, um,

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Speaker 1: And that she is an extrasson will In Grace from

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Speaker 1: the nineties while she came out on Twitter and said

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Speaker 1: she had a picture of Kim Kardashian and Owen Wilson

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Speaker 1: and some other dude Jason somebody who are going to

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Speaker 1: be host of SNL, Right, and says why Kim Kardashian.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know she has a culture icon, but

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Speaker 1: SNL has hosts generally who are performers who are there

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Speaker 1: to promote a film, TV show or album launch. Am

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Speaker 1: I missing something. Wow, So she's like trolling Kim Kardashian

518
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Speaker 1: and then like somebody, like a whole bunch of people

519
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Speaker 1: were calling out for it. And then she gets back

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Speaker 1: on and says that I'm just I was just confused.

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Speaker 1: I was just confused. I'm really sad that she backed

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Speaker 1: down because I agree with her. Yeah, I completely If

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Speaker 1: you think about it, like pop culture is like they

524
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Speaker 1: are hosting a lot of stuff. Now, yeah they are,

525
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Speaker 1: like yes, but SNL is an institution of comedy and

526
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Speaker 1: talent and have they had bad seasons, sure, you know,

527
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Speaker 1: but this is just it's almost honestly, it's disrespectful. One

528
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: my life's dream was to be on SNL. Like I

529
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,959
Speaker 1: used to think about her all the time. Um, now

530
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 1: because they've had the Kardashians and people like no so much. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even part of the conversation. Brad's pissed and

532
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: I used to us like that. But I'm like, whatever,

533
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 1: it's SNL, not even a comedian. I'm just like, all right,

534
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Speaker 1: she did better than I thought she would do, but

535
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Speaker 1: still it was it's still bad. Well it's all House

536
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: sending it back to you. You're a much Alex. This

537
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: is the i n ND Idiot News Network, where idiots

538
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. And for the next story

539
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Speaker 1: of the day, let's send it over to Brad Nolan,

540
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Speaker 1: who's on location outside of SNL picketing. I'm actually in

541
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Speaker 1: London and I want to continue the trend today of

542
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: talking about people nobody's heard of. This person's name is

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Speaker 1: Jason Burns. There's a certain vibe with tattoo artists. You know,

544
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: they usually have tattoos and a lot of them smoke. Yeah,

545
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: that's basically it. In this case, though, it became a

546
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: problem for tattoo artist Jason Burns, who was doing a

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00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: touch up on a butt butt tattoo is a little

548
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Speaker 1: too close to the person's the bum yes area, Yes,

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Speaker 1: he's smoking, and they yep, oh my is having a

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Speaker 1: smoke while he was finishing up a touch up on

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Speaker 1: a tattoo near a bum area. And that person flatulated

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Speaker 1: why they had to toot his cigarette and his beard

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Speaker 1: caught fire. Wow, went to the hospital. Third degree burn

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Speaker 1: what perfect storm? Wow? No degree burns on his face, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and no joke. When they asked him for comment, he said, honestly,

556
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Speaker 1: it's the first time I've ever felt the whole, silent

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Speaker 1: but deadly thing to be true. Oh wow, that's a

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Speaker 1: good story today picturing that straight flames. Wow, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel so bad. Normally had to apologize. I'm

560
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Speaker 1: sorry I did that. You guy smells that and you're

561
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: not like, hey, if geez all right, that's lose your job.

562
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Speaker 1: Like that means the I n N is done for

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Speaker 1: the day, but don't worry, we'll do it again at

564
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Speaker 1: the same time tomorrow. That was the i n N,

565
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots are just in the

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Speaker 1: news they report the news. Tune in the same time

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00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: tomorrow for another hard hitting report from the I n N.

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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame morning. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Sad calling from catering. I was looking for Chris.

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Speaker 1: Did you say Sad, Yes, the name is that. I

571
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Speaker 1: don't think we've spoke yet, though, I think you've been

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00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: dealing with Glory Yeah, yeah, yeah, and my my fiance

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Speaker 1: has been sort of talking a lot as well, so

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Speaker 1: m all right, nice, well, nice, Well, it is a

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Speaker 1: pleasure to make your acquaintance as well, and we are

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Speaker 1: very excited to be catering your anniversary party. Um, No,

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Speaker 1: it is an engagement party. Engagement party. Oh, dear me,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. The food doesn't change, the food will

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Speaker 1: be the same. Sorry about that. I meant engagement party.

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Speaker 1: We are honored to be catering your engagement party. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: to you and your fiance. Yep, thank you, thank you absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? Well, I know you've agreed

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Speaker 1: to a menu, you've paid your deposit, and the party

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Speaker 1: is just in a few days. But being the head

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Speaker 1: server for a catering company, I thought i'd call you

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Speaker 1: with some exciting little tweaks that I made to your menu.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready for a thrill ride of delight? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested. We already agreed to avenue we wanted

589
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: like steak, fish and veggie. That's where we got. That's weird. Well,

590
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Speaker 1: here you go for your first option for the first

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Speaker 1: carse painted heels, beef tartar avoodviankolie ramp, kimchee, cucumber, herbs,

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Speaker 1: and krostini. What the is krostini? You're in for a

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Speaker 1: treat of you. I'd had Christine before already, so lovely

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Speaker 1: farm from an old lady down the street. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: what what you say from an old lady down the street. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's that's the name of the local farm that we

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Speaker 1: get it for. Old lady down the street farms. Man,

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Speaker 1: Can you just tell me what I agreed to? What

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Speaker 1: is steak fish a vegetarian? Right? Very basically, you've turned

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Speaker 1: my menu into some history menu. Are they serve all

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Speaker 1: your soup out of mason jar and put little garnishes

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00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: and ladles stuff? Well, you haven't heard about the char

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Speaker 1: Let me explain that one to you. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to hear. A pacific arcta jar, coriander, lime broth, baby

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Speaker 1: back joy, cherry tomato, pickled cucumber, salage, pickle back Joy.

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00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: Sorry hate cherry tomatoes. Oh well, we can take the

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Speaker 1: cherry tomatoes off of that. Would you like more back

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Speaker 1: joy in its place? I can get I don't know, spiced,

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00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: really massaged back joy. Dude, I don't even know what

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Speaker 1: you're saying man, bedtime story back joy, what does that mean?

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Speaker 1: It means that we have many options for back joy

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Speaker 1: here catering. Some of it has pickled, some of it

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Speaker 1: has massaged, and some of it I read a bedtime

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Speaker 1: story too, every single night. Bedtime story back Joy it's

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Speaker 1: very medium. You're like from something you know, the show Portlandia.

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Speaker 1: You're like from a sketch. I don't want a dude

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Speaker 1: from a sketch serving my friends whatever they have, massage, bedtime, babies,

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Speaker 1: whatever for my engagement party. Bro steak, fish veggis. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm about to lose my I know where you guys are.

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Speaker 1: Come down there and I'm gonna lose my. But you

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Speaker 1: haven't heard about the polenta? Your polenta? How do I

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Speaker 1: get my money? You'll be Please know that's exactly what

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Speaker 1: we do to our polenta before while getting it prepped.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What you just said is

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00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: exactly what we do to our polenta before we pop

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Speaker 1: it in the oven. Okay, dude, I'm gonna talk to

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Speaker 1: you in the oven. I have so many other things

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Speaker 1: to deal with right now besides your STU. Okay, well,

629
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Speaker 1: then I'll let you know that this is a phone prank.

630
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: What what? What did you say? This is actually jewel

631
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: from the Jewels start doing a phone prank on you

632
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: and your fiance set you up. She said that she

633
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: bought you in charge of catering for your engagement party,

634
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: and you ordered some very basic stuff. And you also

635
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: hate those history restaurants with like a million things on

636
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: the menu. Yeah, yeah, you know. Wow, you got me? Well,

637
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: I was okay. You'll be pleased to know that your

638
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: phone prank today was locally sourced from a little phone

639
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: company right down the street next door. TMO. So fustrating,

640
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: my god, wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks

641
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: the Jubil Show on demand First day follow up? What

642
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: do you guys think this means? Not that long pause there? Sorry,

643
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: what do you think this means? So Sergio, who's on

644
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: the phone to do a first day follow up right now,

645
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: isn't getting a call back from a girl named Elena?

646
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: And he sent his email and asking for our help.

647
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: But his email said he went to the bathroom on

648
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: their date and when he came back, her face changed.

649
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like did she remove her makeup or

650
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: did she just swap face? Was she wearing a mask before?

651
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: Did she see what he did in the bathroom? Did

652
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: she get classic surgery? I don't know, Sergio, Hey, guys,

653
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: what do you mean her face changed? Like you went

654
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: out with Elena and then you got back to the

655
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: table after going to the bathroom, and now you are

656
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: out with Kevin Hart. What does that mean? No? Nothing,

657
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: nothing that drastic, you know, a change of expression. Okay,

658
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: all right, I was so curious. So before we to

659
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: how that happened, first tell us about the girl you

660
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 1: want to call it. Her name is Elena. Yeah, yeah, Lena.

661
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: We met pretty recently at the grocery store. You know,

662
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: just I think she's behind me in line, and I just, uh,

663
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: I sound like a magazine or something on the rack.

664
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: And I pointed out at us Weekly and kind of

665
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: struck up a conversation, you know, And that's pretty bold

666
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: of you. Yeah. Well, you know, you know, by the

667
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: time the groceries and bag I had her laughing a

668
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: good bit. And you know, I've worked up the nerve

669
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: to get her number. Okay, okay, all right, you don't

670
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: sound like a guy that has to work up a

671
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: lot of nerve for me. Yeah, I don't have a

672
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: problem with that. Usually, I've learned if you can get

673
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 1: them laughing, you can usually get their number. Wow. Okay,

674
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,959
Speaker 1: So get a woman laughing, you can get their number.

675
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: That will be on your tombstone. So you did get

676
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: her number, and what did you guys do for your date?

677
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: I've got a restaurant where they know me. They know,

678
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: you know, they know what I like and how to

679
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: how to take care of me. Right, So I took

680
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: her to this place and the date was going great.

681
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: The food is excellent. She was obviously into me, laughing,

682
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: and I was really into her. And then I went

683
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and everything was different. What do you

684
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 1: think happened at the time he was in the bathroom.

685
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: I have no idea. It's it's honestly perplexing. The only

686
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: thing I can think of was that I kind of

687
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: as a goof had like a little scraggly mustache, just

688
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: a little, you know, a little a little stubble of

689
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: a mustache, just to do, you know, kind of as

690
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: a joke. But you know, maybe that was it. Well,

691
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: you said everything was cool before you went to the bathroom,

692
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: So unless you shaved that mustache in the bathroom at

693
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,280
Speaker 1: the restaurant, and I don't think that would be the reason.

694
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: Well I know that. I mean, the only other thing

695
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: was that she might have thought was weird was that

696
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: I didn't put my napkin in my lap, and she

697
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: did make a comment about it when I dropped some

698
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: food in my lap. Well, yeah, I mean, you know,

699
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: if I would have gone out with someone and they

700
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: had a mustache and they weren't using a napkin, I

701
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: probably think there were a serial killer, right, yeah, definitely.

702
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: I mean that's all you can think of, though, Yeah,

703
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: I mean, you know that was that was the that

704
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: was the restaurant, and then um, you know, gave her

705
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 1: a ride home win in for a kiss and was denied,

706
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 1: which is not usual for me. But I did ask her,

707
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: you know, at that point, do you want to do

708
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: a second date? She gave me a firm maybe and

709
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: said you text me about it, and I did and

710
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: I didn't get a text back. Okay. How long has

711
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: it been. It's been about a week now, okay, Okay.

712
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: How many times have you reached out to us since

713
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 1: that date? Well, since then, I've texted or three times okay,

714
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: and she hasn't responded anything. No, not at all. Okay.

715
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: And the only thing you can think of is your

716
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 1: mustache or not using a napkin. I mean that's all

717
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 1: I can come up with. Okay, all right, play a song,

718
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: come back and call her and see if that is

719
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: what ruined your dates? Okay, Okay, guys, thanks, yeah, man,

720
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: Hold on We'll do it next. It's a jewel show.

721
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: It's Sergio. So, did your date Elena also have a mustache? No? Okay,

722
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: damn ruined my theory because Sergio's on the phone for

723
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: a first follow up and he thinks that his date

724
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: might have been ruined because he was joking around and

725
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: he shaved a mustache. He also thinks that it was

726
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: because he didn't use a napkin. But I was like,

727
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 1: if she had a mustache, then maybe she had a

728
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: mustache envy and that's why she's not calling him back. No, no, no,

729
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: she definitely didn't have a mustache. Okay, Well, if you

730
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: missed the first part of the first date fall up.

731
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 1: Sergios on the phone. He met this girl named Elana.

732
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: They went out for dinner and he says that when

733
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: he went to the bathroom at some point, her face

734
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: changed when she got back, like she was cold, and

735
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: he doesn't know why, and like I said, the only

736
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: thing can think of is maybe because he had shaved

737
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: a mustache, and also he didn't use his napkin. No

738
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: kiss at the end of the date, and when he

739
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: asked if she wanted to go out again, she said maybe,

740
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: and hasn't texted him back. Yeah, there is one particular

741
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: mustache style that I'm thinking of. Isn't the back in

742
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: the handlebars? No? No, the one back in the day

743
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: that one man did. Oh oh yeah, yeah, you didn't

744
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: shave a Hitler stash, did you. It's not a Michael

745
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: Jordan in a Haynes commercial. Now, okay, I was gonna say,

746
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: the only person that can wear that is Michael Jordan.

747
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 1: That's it. It's a good thing. It wasn't that. All right? Well,

748
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm in a dollar phone of her right and see

749
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: if we can figure out why she's not calling you back. Okay, okay, thanks, Ras,

750
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: Hello him asking to Elena? Please? Yeah, this is she Elena.

751
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from the Jewel Show.

752
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who is this jew Bil from the Jewil Show?

753
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Oh okay, why are you calling?

754
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: Well that's a good question. I've heard of the show. Yeah,

755
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: I think I've listened to it a few times when

756
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: I'm driving. Okay, okay, cool, Well have you ever heard

757
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: us do the segment where we get an email from

758
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: someone who went on a date and the other person

759
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 1: isn't calling them back, and then we get that person

760
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: on the phone and ask them if they can tell

761
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: us what happened. Yeah, I think I've heard it once

762
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: or twice. Okay, well we must ask you a question. Well,

763
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what did you say? We must ask you

764
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: a question about how the date went and why you're

765
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,439
Speaker 1: not calling him back. I'm sorry which date? That wasn't

766
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: a clue for you at all? No, I don't even

767
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: understand what's going on right now, we'll explain. So you

768
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,760
Speaker 1: went out on a date recently with a guy named

769
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: Sergio Sergi. Yeah, yes, yeah, yes I did, And that's

770
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: why Alex was making the genius mustache. You a question

771
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: the best judge you got it? Now? Ever, I do.

772
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that wasn't a prominent mustache to remember. Okay,

773
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: so you weren't impressed with Sergio's mustache. You know that

774
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: was a little thin. Okay, you're a woman who likes

775
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: a big mustache. No, I'm not really having a mustache fan.

776
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: If you're gonna have a mustache, it should be like

777
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: an actual mustache. So Sergio is the guy that emailed

778
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: you about me? Yes, I was trying to work mustache

779
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: into the saying Yester, but I can't figure it out,

780
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: but isn't the way. Yes, Sergio emailed us about you

781
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: because he told us about your date. He said that

782
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: he had a really good time with you, and he

783
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: thinks the reason that you're not calling him back is

784
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: because he had a mustache or because he didn't use

785
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: a napkin while you guys are eating. Is that what happened?

786
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, he has a mustache and he did

787
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: not use a napkin. But no, that wouldn't be the

788
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,479
Speaker 1: reason why I wouldn't go on a second date with somebody. Okay,

789
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: so what would be the reason that you wouldn't go

790
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 1: on a second day with him? Because I think he's

791
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: a ladies man. I mean, you think he's a ladies man?

792
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: Is that what you said? Yeah? The mustache, that's why?

793
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: Is it? The mustache? No? I mean he was really

794
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 1: nice actually, and for the first part of the date

795
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 1: I was really into it. But then something happened and

796
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: so I was like, no, I'm not going to do

797
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: this anymore. What happened? So when Sergio went to the bathroom,

798
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: somebody approached me. It looked like a different waiter at

799
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: the restaurant, and he just said, Hey, is this the

800
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: first date with this dude, and I said yeah, and

801
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: he goes, well, he's in here a lot and he

802
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: brings a different girl like multiple times a week. Yeah,

803
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: he just kind of said like good luck with that,

804
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: and he was like kind of quirky about it, and

805
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, wow, that's not cool. Well whatever,

806
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: this is just fun or you know, I like outplayed it.

807
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: And then like he was actually kind of sweet and funny,

808
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: but I seem I feel like he's not the truth.

809
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: And so he gave me his number. I took it.

810
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: I took the paper. Oh the waiter who told you

811
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 1: that Sergio always brings a bunch of girls and they're

812
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 1: asked for your number, Well he did, but I kind

813
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: of looked around because I wasn't sure if the guy

814
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: was coming back from me, who was coming back to

815
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: the bathroom. So he like already had his number ready too,

816
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: and he was like, well, listen, here's mine and you

817
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: should text me some time. And then I just said okay, thanks,

818
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,959
Speaker 1: and then he went away. And then when Sergio came back,

819
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: I mean I was just kind of disgusted when he

820
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: came back because I just I'm not going to be

821
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: one of the knock his guys. Can I just say

822
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: something here? Please? I'm sure you can button? Yeah what?

823
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Lena, Sorry I should have told you that earlier.

824
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 1: Sergio is actually on the other line listing and wants

825
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Yeah, Oh my god, why because

826
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: you wouldn't call me back? Oh my god? So you

827
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: do this? That's like super weird. Don't you have enough

828
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 1: fix to like? Head up? I mean, I guess this

829
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: is the only way I guess I was gonna find

830
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: out that I got skunked at my own restaurant by

831
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: a server. Who was it? I don't know. All I

832
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: know is that he said that you're in there with

833
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: girls all the time. Well, and you just believe that? Huh?

834
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: Please tell me it wasn't the bus boy with the

835
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: rat tail goatee. My mustache is thin, But you're gonna

836
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: take the bus boy with a goatee's phone number. I

837
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: don't care what he looks like. Is it true? I mean,

838
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: I've I've been to that restaurant. Yes, yeah, you can't

839
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: even answer it, like, I don't either waste my time

840
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: with you. But don't, Elena, don't you think maybe that

841
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: whoever it wasn't the restaurant that told you that Sergio

842
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: is there with girls all the time might be trying

843
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 1: to hit on you by making that up because he

844
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: gave you his number right after right. Yeah, I've just

845
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: I have never seen anybody say that to somebody. I mean,

846
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: that'd be a weird way to pick somebody up. That

847
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: seemed true to me. Yeah, I've been there before on dates,

848
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: but I'm not in there all the time with days.

849
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: This guy saw you and he wanted to give you

850
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: his number, and this was this was his move, and

851
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: you fell for it. Frankly, whatever I'm asking you, do

852
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: you take a million girls there? Because if you do,

853
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm actually looking for something serious. I don't need to

854
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: be just one of the Like. Well, I mean, if

855
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: you think about it, he's taking a lot of girls there,

856
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: so maybe he's just trying to find one that he

857
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: really liked. Yeah, that is what dating is. Yeah. And

858
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,439
Speaker 1: by the way, you gave someone else your phone number

859
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: on our date. That's very good. Yeah, but I was

860
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 1: like over it, so I wouldn't done that otherwise. Oh okay,

861
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: So on the word of a stream, you're in the

862
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: in the in the space of the time. It took

863
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: me to wash my hands in the bathroom. You were

864
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: over it, that's right. Huh Yeah. And by the way,

865
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: he gave me his number. I just texted it later.

866
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: And really, wouldn't we be doing the same thing. You

867
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: bring a bunch of girls to the same restaurant and

868
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm over a date and talk to somebody else. Okay, Well,

869
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: if you're both doing go ahead. I didn't pick any

870
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: of them up while we were out together. Well, if

871
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: you're both doing the same thing, I have an idea.

872
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys go out again? Yeah, Elena, would

873
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 1: you like to go on another date with Sergio? We'll

874
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: pay for it, different restaurant. No, you know what, I'll pass.

875
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: I don't need the free meal. Oh, come on, you

876
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: and me and the bus boy, and maybe I'll bring

877
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: another girl. Well, have a great time that a boy.

878
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Now I'm good, all right, all right, Well,

879
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: thank you every time, Elena, appreciate it. Sergio sounds like

880
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: you need to find a new restaurant. Well, at least

881
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 1: I know I can keep the bus stash though. Yeah.

882
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: Jubiles First Date, follow up the Jebils Show on demand,

883
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty Little Secret.

884
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one. If you have

885
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret or a big dirty secret, it

886
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It doesn't even have to be dirty. If

887
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: you have a secret, you can tell it on the show.

888
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 1: Just text in four one o six one. And remember,

889
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: nobody will know who you are because we don't even

890
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: ask what your name is. Everybody who calls in for

891
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. So

892
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: on the phone right now to tell us one no

893
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: idea what their actual name is. But I'm gonna say

894
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: word than Alex Fresh. I'll say word and that'll be

895
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,959
Speaker 1: their name, their first and last name. Dud Rick Queen,

896
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: dud Rick Queen. It sounds like some weird royalty from Denmark.

897
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but hello, dud Rick Queen. How

898
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: are you crazy? Name? Yeah? How do you guys doing?

899
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm good, not too bad. What's your dirty little secret? Well,

900
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,240
Speaker 1: this one's kind of funny. I have a real passion

901
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: for France and their culture, and you know their language,

902
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: and you know, how many times do you want to

903
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: do is I've never been O, I've never been. That's

904
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: the way. I've never been there. But uh, you gotta

905
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: go there, just like a man, that's my wish. I

906
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: just can't wait. Um but um, well, the thing is,

907
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 1: I really really want to go to France and that's

908
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 1: the reason why I've been, you know, trying to learn

909
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: French online. Okay, so yeah, so you know, I'm just

910
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: really looking forward to it, and I'm just like really

911
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: trying to like just you know, get my you know,

912
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: get my head around the language and everything. It's I

913
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: can speak to the people. Is your dirty little secret

914
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: that you pretend to know French when you're around the

915
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: people who don't know French now that you know a

916
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: few words. No, No, it's not what it is. It's this,

917
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: it's it's it's funny. It's um. So I'm taking these

918
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: online courses and there's this little you know, it's it's

919
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: it's a lady design there and she's helping me to

920
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: you know, get all the words down and everything. And

921
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: as I've watched in this, I'm just like looking at her,

922
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm just like, man, she's like she's really like like

923
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 1: nice looking at me, Like I really had like this

924
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: attraction to her, and I'm just like it's still it's

925
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: weird because I'm like I'm starting to have like a

926
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: crush on her. But then like I'm starting to realize

927
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: what then on it's like this is all prerecorded, Like

928
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: it's like nothing, it's not like she's talking to me

929
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: in a lot of time. So so it's kind of

930
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: like I'm having a crush on It's kind of having

931
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: crush on Serri. That's exactly what I was gonna say, Yeah, exactly,

932
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 1: it's exactly what I say. That's yeah, it's kind of

933
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: like having a crush, you know. So it's like and

934
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: and I just keep on logging in and I'm fighting,

935
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: you know. It's just like I'm also logging in to learn,

936
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: but I was, I find myself logging in to look

937
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: at this lady what And I'm just like, man, you

938
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: should try and find the wait, so it's an actual person,

939
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: right that like prerecorded the video. Yeah, and I should

940
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: be a pre recorded it. You should try and find

941
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: her on social Yeah you should. But also it could

942
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: be a bot. I mean that's so good at like

943
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: what is it called the artificial intelligence? No, when when

944
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: you're like on stage and they're trying to like a hologramagram, Yeah,

945
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: it could be it could be a hologram. Like they

946
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: are so good at that. Now you'll be on the

947
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,919
Speaker 1: phone with customer service, thinking you're talking to an actual person.

948
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,760
Speaker 1: You're like, man, this person has a lot of pausitive

949
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: between sentences. You're like, wait a second, is a recording

950
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: talking back to me? No, it wasn't. It wasn't like

951
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: that at all. It was it's actually it's a it's

952
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: not a it's not it's it's actually a real person. Okay,

953
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: she just she's on the video of a little sides. Yeah,

954
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: you should definitely find her on social Yeah. I don't

955
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: even know how to do that, but I really I'm

956
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 1: feel weird trying to use a facial recognition thing. Oh

957
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: my god, man, I can't even learn French prapidly. You

958
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna use facial recognition software. Probably not. Still,

959
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: you just get to ticket to France and then walk

960
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,919
Speaker 1: around and ask around and eventually you'll find her. France

961
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: a small place. Oh no, but if I would to

962
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: do that, I probably went to another someone similar to

963
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: fall in love for French. All right, then you should

964
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: get to France. Well, thank you for telling us you

965
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: a little secret, Pierre. What's your dirty little secret? The

966
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand? I'm still thinking about it, and

967
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: I can't imagine what it would feel like to be

968
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin. Right now, it's The Jewel Show and everybody's

969
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: still talking about the fact that Alec Baldwin had an

970
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: unfortunate accident on a movie set that he's filming. But

971
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: he accidentally shot the cinematographer and injured the director with

972
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: a prop movie gun, and it's crazy and I just, like,

973
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: I keep thinking about it since the story came out

974
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: last week. How would you feel if, I mean accidentally

975
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: could you imagine couldn't imagine like being on said if

976
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: you were an actor and then realizing that you literally

977
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 1: just killed somebody? Yeah, no, I mean I can't. I mean,

978
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: how do you even like process day? Well, I assume

979
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: he must have been in shock for hours off to that.

980
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: He's probably still in shock, I would imagine probably ever now,

981
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: he'll probably think about it every single day, like he

982
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 1: killed somebody on an accident. Right. Well, that's the thing

983
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 1: for me as well, if I, like, you know, if

984
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,439
Speaker 1: I had to if it happened at work, that would

985
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: ruin my work life for the rest of my life.

986
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to come back and do this job.

987
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 1: If i'd shot someone, right, I killed them. Yeah, just

988
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,479
Speaker 1: just a recap in case you have missed the story

989
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: last week. It was on Thursday. News came out Thursday night.

990
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: The news came out that Alcobaldo was on set of

991
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 1: his new movie and somehow the gun that he was

992
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: using went off and then, like I just said, shot

993
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: the cinematographer and then injured the director of the movie.

994
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: And everybody's been talking about it. And the one thing

995
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: that I keep thinking about is this has happened before.

996
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 1: A lot of people might not remember this unless you're

997
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: older like me. The Way to Yourself. Yeah, in the

998
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: nineties of The Crow, the movie The Crow was coming out,

999
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: Brandon Lee was in that movie. Brand part of it,

1000
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 1: Brandon Lee. It was It's like a dark kind of

1001
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: comic book, Yeah, and Brandon Lee was playing The Crow,

1002
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: the main character, Brandon leaves Bruce Lee's kid, and on

1003
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: the set there was a scene where he goes into

1004
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: an apartment and the guy shoots him right, shoots at him,

1005
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: and something had happened with that gun as well. It

1006
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: was a gun that was supposed to be loaded with blanks,

1007
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: and somehow an actual bullet got loaded into the chamber

1008
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: and it was an accident with the special effects crew,

1009
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,919
Speaker 1: and the blank bullet went off right because it still

1010
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: was kind of a charge in it to make the

1011
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: noise and stuff, and it pushed the real bullet out

1012
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: out of the gun with enough force to shoot Brandon

1013
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 1: Lee in the stomach. And then the scene he's supposed

1014
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: to get shot in the stomach and he actually does.

1015
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: And then here's what happened on the set with that though,

1016
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: which is crazy. Nobody knew that he wasn't acting. He

1017
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: was supposed to get shot and he was supposed to

1018
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: I guess fall backward, but he fell forward. But everybody

1019
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, that's just how he chose to do

1020
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 1: it because he's in the role. And so they cut

1021
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 1: the scene and he was still laying there and everybody

1022
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: was like, well, I because he was being like a

1023
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: method actor about the whole role, right, so he was

1024
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: just he was the crow all the time. So they

1025
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: probably thinking he's doing a great yet so they're like, wow, okay,

1026
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess he's really committed to this. So

1027
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 1: he's laying there and then somebody goes up and because

1028
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: they're like, this is weird that he's still laying there,

1029
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: they check his pulses. Pulse is still going okay, and

1030
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: then they look down and they realize that, oh my god,

1031
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 1: he's actually been shot. And then he ended up passing away,

1032
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: and so he could he might have been able to

1033
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: be saved. He might yeah, oh if they wouldn't have

1034
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 1: left him laying there for so long. And that was

1035
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: back in the nineties when they didn't have the special

1036
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: effects that we have now. And so with the Alec

1037
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: Baldwin thing, how he is able to accidentally shoot somebody

1038
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: on set. It's weird to me that they're even you.

1039
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: Why are they still using sects on CGI alone? I

1040
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: can download an app right now on my phone that

1041
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: I can put a pretty realistic gun and flame and

1042
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: everything in the charge of a gun on my on

1043
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: my phone, I can go on to after effects on

1044
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 1: my computer and I can create a realist gun or

1045
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: explosion everything. And like, I don't know anything the CGI

1046
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: and the stuff that they have in Hollywood. I don't

1047
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: even understand why they're using anything like that. Still, yeah,

1048
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,800
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem worth it at all. The question I

1049
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,760
Speaker 1: have as well for you guys, is as the family,

1050
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 1: like members of the person who passed away. Would you

1051
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: be mad at Alec Baldwin in any way? Do you think? No?

1052
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't only if I found out that he was

1053
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: irresponsible about it. But I don't think so, because it

1054
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: was an accident. Yeah, that's why accidents are almost harder

1055
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,720
Speaker 1: to deal within. Like if it was like an actual murder,

1056
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: then you at least can point to blame at someone

1057
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: and say, hey, like I'm angry at you. With an accident,

1058
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: it's just like, well, my loved one just passed away,

1059
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: and I can't blame anyone really, Yeah, because then you

1060
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: think about, well, if this wouldn't have happened, if this

1061
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: had happened, right, if this would have happened a different way,

1062
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: they'd still be here. I'm thinking about just the people

1063
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: on set alone, what they had to just watch and see.

1064
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: I mean, look, because I know how like I am

1065
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: in scary situations or like where somebody around me is hurt,

1066
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: and I haven't been around things like that a lot, right,

1067
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 1: Like I would be a really bad first responder because

1068
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 1: thinking panic. Yeah, I mean I can't imagine though anybody

1069
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: involved in that. I mean, I hope they're getting the

1070
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: mental health help that they need. Just because anybody on

1071
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 1: that set or involved with that set has a lot

1072
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 1: to a lot to deal with right now, especially a

1073
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 1: Baldwin of course, to families, Well all right, you know,

1074
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 1: our thoughts are with Alec Baldwin, his family, the victim's family,

1075
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: anybody involved in that movie. And I do hope that

1076
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: it at least starts a conversation in Hollywood like, hey,

1077
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 1: you know what we've been we we can pretty much

1078
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: make anything in their computers. Let's let's take the real,

1079
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: live bullets and the real guns off the sets. Yeah,

1080
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: I mean it's about time. I think. Doesn't seem like

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Speaker 1: a tough decision really. The Jewels Show on demand