Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you my look over there?
Speaker 1: How is that? Yes? Goodness, ding dong, welcome, welcome, all,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Well there's room for everybody. Let's
Speaker 1: just say that everyone get in the water. Is great,
Speaker 1: the show's starting. Oh Boen, I think you need a
Speaker 1: water show. You need a show that's in the water.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that, Like, um whatever. That Posidon
Speaker 1: Adventure thing at Universal was you're talking about Poseidon's fury
Speaker 1: and of course it's of course the show with the
Speaker 1: Posidon Adventure is famously a film that's got up. Believe
Speaker 1: her name was Shelley Winters and she I'm an immigrant.
Speaker 1: I don't know the culture. Of course, this film was
Speaker 1: not available around the world. So there's a there's a
Speaker 1: movie called The Pside Adventure where someone got an OSCAR
Speaker 1: nomination for diving in the water and swimming. Did you
Speaker 1: know this, well, Kate winslet's about to come for their hardware.
Speaker 1: Because she held her breath for seven minutes for the
Speaker 1: New Avatar. I'm so happy that we're submerged, so to speak,
Speaker 1: in this water, talk in this water culture, because it
Speaker 1: is almost summer, and I really excited to get in
Speaker 1: the beach and swim around a little bit and certainly
Speaker 1: get into pools. Well, you can't do it yet in
Speaker 1: Miami because they have those curfews going darling deer, and
Speaker 1: they're and they're and they're throwing little and they're and
Speaker 1: they're and they're just like actually like driving the people
Speaker 1: of what the kids away saying, don't come here, dear
Speaker 1: sister of mine. I have people that I follow on
Speaker 1: Instagram who are in Miami hopping off. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: we're past this, the COVID vacation stigma at this point.
Speaker 1: At I don't know. Isn't it so weird that, like
Speaker 1: gaze over COVID, like we all kind of had to
Speaker 1: be on both sides of it, and then the pendulum
Speaker 1: swung so hard each way. You're not even taking this conversation, No,
Speaker 1: I really am, Well, can I be totally honest with you,
Speaker 1: Gaze over COVID. I never actually understood if I was
Speaker 1: supposed to be supporting it or that's what exactly exactly
Speaker 1: and and so and so I find myself on both
Speaker 1: sides of it, just just for sheer lack of If
Speaker 1: I start to try to understand the reasoning for why
Speaker 1: we hate it, why we support it. I feel like
Speaker 1: I will die. Yes, oh my god, it's lethal, dear
Speaker 1: for you. All I was saying was I was excited
Speaker 1: to get into a body water, preferably with my sister
Speaker 1: and or sisters, because you know, I made it political
Speaker 1: and you made it political. I actually have to address
Speaker 1: something that I did on the show last week. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: take the floor, my I don't think so Honey was
Speaker 1: about construction. Was very nimby, came off very not in
Speaker 1: my backyard. And I apologize, and I I I thought
Speaker 1: that there was you know, some someone where us to it,
Speaker 1: but there wasn't, and I didn't mean to. And I
Speaker 1: even I even whatever we don't have to get into.
Speaker 1: I sincerely apologize. I don't think this is you making
Speaker 1: things political, and I don't think you need to apologize.
Speaker 1: I think this is classic example of people being stupid
Speaker 1: and making moan it is. I think it's very stupid.
Speaker 1: And I would say anyone that came for Bowen for
Speaker 1: being Nimby, which by the way, it sounds like a
Speaker 1: character and a damned Nintendo sixty four, we should say
Speaker 1: that flat out. It's being stupid and they're being and
Speaker 1: they're being sort of sensationalist, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: because I think I don't think I want a construction.
Speaker 1: It's so loud, that's all it was. It was just
Speaker 1: about noise. But then for me for for it to
Speaker 1: be in an for it to be an individual complaint,
Speaker 1: there's no way it doesn't come off as Nimby, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. See, and people were saying Bowen's
Speaker 1: and Nimby, Bowen's and Nimby, and I I really thought
Speaker 1: to myself, this must be video game jargon that I
Speaker 1: don't know because if you had told me that Nimby
Speaker 1: wasn't a Kirby type, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: when I say Nimby in my head, what does Nimby
Speaker 1: look like? Girl? While explain so Nimby is he's a
Speaker 1: small marshmallow with a yellow hat and like a stupid face.
Speaker 1: And when I say a stupid face, I mean two blue,
Speaker 1: big black eyes and one big white mouth. I've ever
Speaker 1: heard it's so stupid. And his feet are a little
Speaker 1: red circles, and um, he sort of is very much
Speaker 1: like Kirby. Really, what I'm describing as like Kirby in
Speaker 1: a yellow hat. Um. But that's what I thought. When
Speaker 1: everyone was like Bowen's came out as a nimby, I said,
Speaker 1: what did I miss in the episode where we talked
Speaker 1: about this nimby? Because usually I'm very keyt in and
Speaker 1: know what's happening, and I didn't know what nimby was.
Speaker 1: So to hear you say not in my backyard, I'm
Speaker 1: to understand that a nimby is a person who is
Speaker 1: what someone who is just like a construction shouldn't happen
Speaker 1: in terms of like offering group housing or affordable housing,
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. Didn't you say in your I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, we needs I said in my
Speaker 1: own things. So when I was like, there, we have
Speaker 1: enough buildings, But maybe people misread that as O Bowen's
Speaker 1: saying that things are fine the way they are in
Speaker 1: terms of the housing situation, which is not what I mean.
Speaker 1: I just meant. I think people want to listen to
Speaker 1: this episode, and that's why they're upset that you're such
Speaker 1: a nimby. You know what I mean? I think nimby,
Speaker 1: I think Nimby is is part of d NC called
Speaker 1: as part of radical centrism, which is everything that I
Speaker 1: stand for. A radical centrist I I, well, first of all,
Speaker 1: that's a very cool and second of all, as a
Speaker 1: radical centrist. Um, you're coming out as radical centrist to no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm progressive. I think that AOC is a radical centrist
Speaker 1: compared to me. I think that we all should be,
Speaker 1: you know, fucking each other. You're afraid to use the
Speaker 1: word socialist. Oh no, I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid
Speaker 1: of anything. If I'm afraid of anything, it's um nuclear war,
Speaker 1: huge spiders and um, any of Mychael's sisters getting sick. Um,
Speaker 1: those are the things. Well, can I just close the
Speaker 1: loop on one thing? Yeah, I'm excited to get in
Speaker 1: the water with my sis. I'm really excited for this true,
Speaker 1: um beautifully temperate spring, natural spring we're about to just
Speaker 1: really soak into for the next four hours, let's say.
Speaker 1: And to pull back the curtain, I am going to
Speaker 1: New York, oh my god, to see my sister. And
Speaker 1: I'm really excited to sort of reveal that to our
Speaker 1: our girls who are here in this and in the
Speaker 1: zoom chat to be guests on must Culture. Asta's there.
Speaker 1: I think nineteen time on the show. And I think
Speaker 1: that one thing I would love is maybe not this
Speaker 1: time when I'm there, but maybe over the summer, and
Speaker 1: I plan to be in New York many times. I
Speaker 1: think we should all get in the water together. I
Speaker 1: just that's all I think. I think we should get
Speaker 1: in the water together in some in some form. So
Speaker 1: when you love to swim, I would love to swim. Oh,
Speaker 1: when you love it. It feels like a Little Mermaid too. Arials, revenge,
Speaker 1: air wheels, revenge. The daughter wants to go into the sea.
Speaker 1: You know what would be a fun sequel to a
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid if Vanessa got into it? Yeah, I love
Speaker 1: enough into the she if she got into the gig, Vanessa,
Speaker 1: ms Vanessa, Little Mermaid before ms Vanessa got into the Gig.
Speaker 1: It's a front runner for a title about Little Mermaid
Speaker 1: go into the gig. You know what, enough with enough
Speaker 1: with the preamble, What is this the Constitution? What is
Speaker 1: this the Constitution? Because it sure is long? The Declaration
Speaker 1: of Independent Dance, Thomas Jefferson write this because it's long.
Speaker 1: This is um. I think we're in peak drag Race season.
Speaker 1: We're not exclusively talking about drag Race, but I think
Speaker 1: we're we're freshed off at the end of UK two.
Speaker 1: We're um, we're in the middle of thirteen. We've still
Speaker 1: many episodes left. At least, we thought we need to
Speaker 1: get the experts in. The experts these are these are
Speaker 1: the drag race scholars. And by that, by that we
Speaker 1: mean we talked about it often on our group threat
Speaker 1: and are constantly sort of, you know, dragging the queens
Speaker 1: as if we know better. I think we celebrate mostly
Speaker 1: mostly it's celebrating in the drag is a celebration, I
Speaker 1: would say absolutely. Let's just say here that we are
Speaker 1: not here to drag anybody, and if we are dragging anybody,
Speaker 1: it's to celebrate is flying. Uh what's that song? Um,
Speaker 1: the little mixed song the like confetti no army? You
Speaker 1: know that song? I love that song. It's it's that's
Speaker 1: nothing to do with this, but it is also something
Speaker 1: that's called confetti. Let's bring them in talk about talk
Speaker 1: about these guests a little bit more. They're absolutely stunning.
Speaker 1: And there I said, I we commented on the length.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the hair is beautiful, you know, because
Speaker 1: one of the guests has sort of iconically long hair.
Speaker 1: But tell me that you don't think it's even longer
Speaker 1: this time? I actually think it's even longer this time,
Speaker 1: but I think it works. And he says he's going
Speaker 1: to get it cut on April six. I say, honey,
Speaker 1: push it back to April four, to commemorate the sinking
Speaker 1: of the Titanic. Yes, and he's He said that he
Speaker 1: would turn to his barber and say, you know why
Speaker 1: I'm doing this, to commemorate the sinking the thing of
Speaker 1: the Titanic hundred nine years ago. She sank, and that's
Speaker 1: why we're here. And then you said that it's sort
Speaker 1: of in the air that you might play the iceberg,
Speaker 1: and I said out yes, that one. And now the
Speaker 1: other guests talk about this. Guess this guest's hair is
Speaker 1: also doing something interesting and fascinating and new. This guest
Speaker 1: has embodied the return of the mullet and true um
Speaker 1: grace a palm beauty. I don't I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know a better I've not seen a better mullet
Speaker 1: out there. I'm sorry, Taggert. No, No, herp is amazing.
Speaker 1: She's incredible. Our guests mullet is amazing. These are two
Speaker 1: of the funniest. These are two Oprah's. These are the
Speaker 1: two Oprah's of my life. Over the two popes. That
Speaker 1: but two Oprah's and it's our guests. And it's our guests.
Speaker 1: I am so others here mother, He's so thrilled they're here.
Speaker 1: These are two of the funniest queens in the queendom,
Speaker 1: close sisters of ours, and the queendom is very big.
Speaker 1: Every queen needs a queens a queensdom. That's that's that's
Speaker 1: a dog whistle for the barbs. Yeah, and this, of
Speaker 1: course we should just we should say now more than ever.
Speaker 1: This is a barbed podcast. This is and I always
Speaker 1: has been, always will be. Everyone. Welcome into your ears,
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson and just shut ding dong. Okay, what is
Speaker 1: the German word for waiting to be introduced on a
Speaker 1: podcast and being frustrated because you want to chime in
Speaker 1: thank you? There must be a German word for that.
Speaker 1: I think it's what is it boats called? It's called
Speaker 1: are we going to get into Bergheim? Or not to
Speaker 1: thank you? I was experiencing Burghim moments that you want,
Speaker 1: you're waiting to get it, and you're not sure if
Speaker 1: you can get in there. That's what I gotta get in.
Speaker 1: I got stuff to say, Well, what do you need
Speaker 1: when you need to get in so badly. It's Burgheiming.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm burg Himing, It's Burghiming. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about the the water World show at Universal, thank
Speaker 1: you for bringing that up. As I want to talk
Speaker 1: about when you're gonna be in New York, specifically the
Speaker 1: dates where you're staying, your social for the girls. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to quickly say that Miami, Yes, Miami is
Speaker 1: out of control, but that is what we want from Miami.
Speaker 1: That is that is her gig. If Miami were in control,
Speaker 1: you would say, check the pulse, check the pulls, but
Speaker 1: their bodies. If all of a sudden Miami was well,
Speaker 1: we'd be like, who snatched their bodies? Now someone someone
Speaker 1: has replaced Miami with Albany. Yeah, the famously in control.
Speaker 1: And another thing we have to talk about is at
Speaker 1: um to drag, us to love. Okay, just wow, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what did you see? All of a sudden
Speaker 1: I started crying everyone I am talking to right now
Speaker 1: because I love everyone I'm talking to right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want to say, um, when we start talking about
Speaker 1: the drag queens, every single one of the Drag queens
Speaker 1: is good at drag. And then he never so so yes,
Speaker 1: it's like, do I do those Grinder recaps and it's
Speaker 1: like maybe, like I hated this and everyone's like fuck you,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you're right, you're right, You're right. It
Speaker 1: is not worth getting into on the internet if someone
Speaker 1: has anything to say, and it's so much easier to
Speaker 1: go yetally, totally I should have said what you said,
Speaker 1: is this podcast incentivizing harm towards? Yeah? Yes it is.
Speaker 1: Oh and I wanted to talk about Nimby. What kind
Speaker 1: of game that would be? I feel like it would
Speaker 1: be sort of a pac Man thing where Nimby had
Speaker 1: to eat things and then Nimby kept going really fast
Speaker 1: and it would be like kind of Sonic meets pac Man.
Speaker 1: Maybe the Man, Yes, maybe count things quick? Yeah? Can
Speaker 1: we talk about Miss fact Man? Yeah? Yes, what a
Speaker 1: fucking superstar, sex icon, sex round, Queen her head, Queen
Speaker 1: her beauty, mark and love. When you think Miss pac Man,
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the pixelated that I think. I
Speaker 1: believe it when you put Josh, let me ask you,
Speaker 1: when you think of Miss pack Man, are you thinking,
Speaker 1: all right, what are you picturing? Are you picturing a beautiful,
Speaker 1: flawless ball kicking up her damn heels kind of glancing
Speaker 1: to the side with her lashes out and laid blush
Speaker 1: those cheeks. Damn. Here's what we're gonna do. Cast her.
Speaker 1: This is a new segment called cast Cast in a
Speaker 1: View of a of a Last Culture is the seven
Speaker 1: cast her. Cast. It's where we name an iconic female
Speaker 1: character who's never been cast and we cast her. Aaron
Speaker 1: cast Miss pac Man, Go crew, Thank you. Femy Award
Speaker 1: winner Penelope Cruz as MS pac Man in MS pac Man,
Speaker 1: MS pac Man. I'm going with cast her. Bernardette Peters
Speaker 1: playing it like she's twenty three from Bernardette Peters. Tony
Speaker 1: Award winner Bernardette Peters is MS pac Man in Miss
Speaker 1: pac Man The Musical. Yeah, I have one. Get a
Speaker 1: load of this, Okay. Florence Pugh shaving her dann head.
Speaker 1: It's a drama. It's a drama. Academy Award nominee stars
Speaker 1: in MS pac Man Bald as MS pac Man, directed
Speaker 1: by Greta Gerwig. She said, it's jumps back and forth
Speaker 1: in time story man. You see her before she eats
Speaker 1: the fruit. You jumped to after she eats the fruit,
Speaker 1: back to before. Yes, I I wasn't clear. Okay, ready
Speaker 1: Wallace is Miss pac Man in Ms pac Man. Oh
Speaker 1: that's the most deconstructed. That's the most that's the simplest version.
Speaker 1: Miss pac Man is a Miss pac Man. Miss Wallace
Speaker 1: is Miss pac Man in Miss pac Man. It's true
Speaker 1: essence of that role and that portrayal because I can
Speaker 1: just see her. I thought she was so fabulous Beasts
Speaker 1: of the Southern Wild that I can see her taking
Speaker 1: on a role as big as Miss pac Man, because
Speaker 1: you really need someone who can really take it on.
Speaker 1: You know. Now this this segment is actually not called
Speaker 1: cast her. It's called cast trait, which means that you
Speaker 1: rate the castings. And now I think we have to
Speaker 1: rank the castings. Yeah, let's see who won this bit?
Speaker 1: I this is a cast right, another segment, a new
Speaker 1: segment on Lost Culture. Who won the bed? I think,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm
Speaker 1: getting the returns. It's a four way tie bit. Fabulous.
Speaker 1: That's never happened every every everyone's casting was so fabulous.
Speaker 1: Well do you think they'll do They'll do like a
Speaker 1: spider Verse kind of thing where it starts as you know,
Speaker 1: whoever and then Oh, and then here's this Miss pac Man.
Speaker 1: We never knew. This is chaos magic Wanda. That makes
Speaker 1: you miss pac Man two? Oh my god? Wait are
Speaker 1: you guys into the the multiverse? No, and I'm not.
Speaker 1: I like nerdy stuff, but I just got too exhausted
Speaker 1: by um the amount of content I see, and I
Speaker 1: had to I truly had to just put a hard
Speaker 1: brick walla and say no more, no more, more more Marvel.
Speaker 1: I would still do an X Men just because it's, um,
Speaker 1: it's not in the Marvel Well. Now, I don't want
Speaker 1: Captain America sweeping in. I guess he's dead. I don't,
Speaker 1: I can't see. I can't keep spoiler alert he did die. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am watching the Falcon in the Winter Soldier and
Speaker 1: getting my absolute life. Okay, wait, though, the best thing
Speaker 1: to come from the Marvel universe. And I mean I
Speaker 1: loved this. When Gwyneth Paltrow did not know she was
Speaker 1: in Spider Man, did you see that clip? Oh? She
Speaker 1: routinely for she was keep I keep saying it all
Speaker 1: that whoever it was, was like we were in Spiderman together.
Speaker 1: She was like, I wasn't She was like, and he said, no,
Speaker 1: we were remember this, and she goes, no, I was
Speaker 1: in the Avengers and he goes, remember the scene where
Speaker 1: the press conference. Uh huh, Spider Man, Oh, she recently
Speaker 1: like off go off in the last couple of weeks
Speaker 1: she didn't interview where they were like, would you ever
Speaker 1: want to do them the marvel stuff again? And she
Speaker 1: and I think I think the poll quote was I'll
Speaker 1: do it again if they pay me like a lot
Speaker 1: of money and they can get the work down to
Speaker 1: one day one day before. She wants to be a
Speaker 1: day player in the Marvels. And then the Marvels get
Speaker 1: paid more than ever so because she is good in them.
Speaker 1: So she shows up slaves who leaves for does not
Speaker 1: know the name of the movie that should now be
Speaker 1: our go to, Like, you've been corrected. If you're like
Speaker 1: it's on Friday, they're like, actually Thursday, that was Spider me.
Speaker 1: That's like you're just learning you wrong, air Josh, you
Speaker 1: do you feel comfortable sharing not for lack of trying, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's not. I mean it's on the internet. Speaking of
Speaker 1: drag Charlene Incarnet, the drag Queen. Yeah, Brooklyn Darling a
Speaker 1: very fun or Twitter exchange that I saw where she
Speaker 1: was she was getting the vaccine, and so she said, wow,
Speaker 1: I didn't at the VID meaning COVID, like, um, go
Speaker 1: me going, I didn't go me. Then some follower I
Speaker 1: don't know who it was tweeted at her, not for
Speaker 1: lack of trying, and then she she tweeted back tea.
Speaker 1: So Rod, that's become a thing for us that sometimes
Speaker 1: you'll be like, whatever you trying. Yeah, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get drinks. Not for lack of trying. It's it's calm
Speaker 1: response and perfectly in conversation. Can I say something I
Speaker 1: need to be with my sisters? When are you? What
Speaker 1: are you coming? Are you comfortable sharing that on the air?
Speaker 1: We can now reveal Bowen and I can actually now
Speaker 1: reveal Bowen and I have been booked for a fashion moment. Okay,
Speaker 1: there is a company that's trying to dress us up,
Speaker 1: put us on a roof and take photos of us
Speaker 1: like tickling each other and ship they like to put
Speaker 1: you on a room. Okay, we'll come, Aaron and I'll
Speaker 1: dress up to the pictures. How do you work this
Speaker 1: crazy thing? As long as I just want more money
Speaker 1: in one day of work, and I'll do it, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but yeah, trying t we We are literally doing a
Speaker 1: fashion shoot and I'm flying to New York to do
Speaker 1: it and we can't reveal who it is yet. But
Speaker 1: let's just how soon? How soon will this occur? I'm
Speaker 1: flying out on Thursday? How long are you to be
Speaker 1: here until Tuesday? I'm gonna be like four or five days.
Speaker 1: We'll have to go out television program of Drag Race
Speaker 1: and we can go to the backyard. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so why can't you go? Bowen working? Where do
Speaker 1: you work? Door Dash? What do you do now? A
Speaker 1: cavi are which is powered by door Dash? Okay, but
Speaker 1: you know what, It all goes back to somewhere. It
Speaker 1: all goes back to the Orca whale, and Sandady goes
Speaker 1: back to is Jesus nice? Bob and Bob and Trixie
Speaker 1: did a Pius the Trixie's hosting pits off this season,
Speaker 1: and then Bob came on during the Snatch Game episode
Speaker 1: for routine and they were talking and then they both
Speaker 1: both winners um Famous Loser and Famous Losers game. But
Speaker 1: Bob came out and was like, the ultimate Snatch Game
Speaker 1: will be whoever comes in and goes play Jesus so
Speaker 1: good a genius. It is a genius idea of genius,
Speaker 1: and Rue would slurp it up with the spoon Jesus
Speaker 1: Christ's so good to see you, and would be like
Speaker 1: the body the body of Christ like that. That's so
Speaker 1: a lot of like I'm hung jokes like a lot
Speaker 1: or fully played like a query. Remember Quari Easter posted
Speaker 1: on Heaven was boring. So now I'm back at the gig.
Speaker 1: Back at the gig, I turned water into bubbly club
Speaker 1: soda drink. Oh my god, I like that. I like
Speaker 1: that you incorporated the branding. You incorporated the branding and
Speaker 1: that was funny and I laughed. Another thing you do
Speaker 1: at some point you just like pick up the Bible
Speaker 1: and say now available on iTunes and brewold die. That's
Speaker 1: that's genius. Air genius. I got to start drag. You
Speaker 1: gotta start drag. You wouldn't putting a wig on with this,
Speaker 1: big old main, big old old old main. Air needs
Speaker 1: to go on drag race just to play. Air just
Speaker 1: needs to be brought on dressed for the Snatch Game
Speaker 1: episode to when as Jesus Christ like they think assassins
Speaker 1: this episode Assassin Up an ault comic you've never heard of. Yeah,
Speaker 1: comes and he says I'm long and strong, and they're like,
Speaker 1: what he's not in drag? Who said you're all boat neck?
Speaker 1: You're not the restless drag. You would say I am
Speaker 1: in drag and we would be like, you know what
Speaker 1: you are? I believe it, and I believed it. I
Speaker 1: believed that I did come up with a good entrance
Speaker 1: line for whenever I do turn to drag and go
Speaker 1: on drag race. I don't know what my entrance line is.
Speaker 1: What is that? Go ahead and say it's this. I
Speaker 1: go in and I say, okay, we can start. That's good.
Speaker 1: That's good. Josh wrote a good one. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a good one for for Kiko swore I want
Speaker 1: Kekiko to come in and go I have to pee
Speaker 1: sitting down. Of course, what was the last one. I'm
Speaker 1: a wait, when is Kiko getting on drag? Koes very like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to do it? She should?
Speaker 1: I think she's done the tape And do you know
Speaker 1: that that like worms you have to fill out or
Speaker 1: like nine hundred thousand pages, Well you've got to sign
Speaker 1: a lot of forms. Yeah, And they were like no,
Speaker 1: after they did it for everyone should check out k
Speaker 1: I am the best. Um, so shall we get into it.
Speaker 1: Let let's just talk about Let first of all, let's
Speaker 1: get it. Let's get it out of the way. UK
Speaker 1: ended the way it did. You can sure we're all
Speaker 1: sort of disappointed. Honestly, I didn't even really care. I
Speaker 1: didn't associate it immediately. Yeah, I was like, okay, and
Speaker 1: she's Lawrence is a great Directly, Lawrence is great. Also,
Speaker 1: the judging was wonky all seasons, so this was just
Speaker 1: like a culmination of a wonky season. Also, if you're
Speaker 1: Beminy you've won, you'd rather walk away Beminy second place
Speaker 1: than Lawrences first place. It kind of just to me,
Speaker 1: like not that this means anything, but it deal legitimizes
Speaker 1: the whole competition to me, where it's like Bimini is
Speaker 1: as charming and as skillful and as like versatile of
Speaker 1: a of a of a competitors you're ever going to
Speaker 1: get on any franchise of the show, and if she
Speaker 1: can't win, then it's like, well what hope is there?
Speaker 1: Like it all goes down to the like, are you
Speaker 1: rue Paul's favorite show that It's like it's just favorite,
Speaker 1: but you do. It was strange of the show to
Speaker 1: edit it as if it wasn't gonna thought they were
Speaker 1: making it more of a toss up. But it was like,
Speaker 1: you could have made Beminy look good what you did
Speaker 1: while still making Lawrence look good, and you sort of
Speaker 1: decided in the back half of the season to be like, actually,
Speaker 1: Lawrence is really mean to everyone and she's struggling and
Speaker 1: having a hard time winner and I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: you should have given her a different edit because she
Speaker 1: is good at drag. She fully bombed the last like
Speaker 1: three episodes, Like it was like it was like as
Speaker 1: dominant as she was until the coronavirus break. After they
Speaker 1: came back, she was flop city population Lawrence. Um, but
Speaker 1: Josh is and this is not a bit, was it?
Speaker 1: Jenny Lemon? I was at Jenny lemonstand talk about Jenny Lemon.
Speaker 1: What does Jennie Lemon mean to you? She means to
Speaker 1: me she is um, she's revolutionary. When we talk about
Speaker 1: queens that I've I've broken the mold, you know, it's
Speaker 1: I mean, come now, it's like it's like I've had
Speaker 1: a lot us was on. Jenny would not be asked
Speaker 1: to submit a tape to the United States of America's
Speaker 1: drag race, Like that is not a queen that should
Speaker 1: be allowed in that universe, And so I felt so
Speaker 1: blessed to have her in that universe with her platform
Speaker 1: crocs rocks. That her finale look was just the same
Speaker 1: as her other like, yeah, and by being here, I
Speaker 1: elevated by just being here. Yeah, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: funny that she literally just left the stage that and
Speaker 1: sister sister was left to turn it out as a
Speaker 1: wolf I know, And that it wasn't even like a
Speaker 1: dramatic like even in that moment, didn't do it the
Speaker 1: way the show would want, like didn't like and I've
Speaker 1: pulled myself Instead, it was like the lip stings happening
Speaker 1: and there's the only start Josh, just for the viewers
Speaker 1: at home, and left the frame. Wait, that really was funny.
Speaker 1: I will say, I don't think I understood one thing
Speaker 1: that happened judging wise, all season. It was to the
Speaker 1: point where I was like, oh, I don't get this.
Speaker 1: I think like one time a horror won the fashion
Speaker 1: and that was like that makes sense, and that was
Speaker 1: like kind of obimin you winning um statch game was
Speaker 1: like this game. Other than that, I'd be like, I
Speaker 1: don't really know why you're in the bottom while you're
Speaker 1: in the top. I'm just go for it. Even the
Speaker 1: lip syncs, you're like Tia Coffee staying like for the
Speaker 1: third she's she's a lip syncs Tia Coffee will her
Speaker 1: legacy in this universe is that she's a lip sync assassin.
Speaker 1: I also love Michelle Massage acting like she just got
Speaker 1: back from like three weeks abroad in UK and people
Speaker 1: she'd be like, that's really bright and actually that's what's like,
Speaker 1: that's so that's yeah that I could not handle. Can
Speaker 1: we say? One of the biggest critics of Michelle Vissage
Speaker 1: is Aaron Yeah. But I also would not have it
Speaker 1: any other way. But like every time she talks, I'm
Speaker 1: like wrong, I very like almost always disagree with Michelle Massage.
Speaker 1: I mean you, I think she has ruined the US franchise,
Speaker 1: Like I think all of them now are like robots
Speaker 1: trying to do what because Rude doesn't care? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: Michelle's like, you need a Corsett pad that and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't like but you do for Michelle, which is
Speaker 1: again why I like a Jenny Lemon, Like when the
Speaker 1: queen gets on that clearly is not trying to do
Speaker 1: the rubric again, why I'm still hashtag teams Tina is
Speaker 1: like queens who are like, I'm not trying to be
Speaker 1: good justice for We're full Tina Berner apologists have that
Speaker 1: have been But I like when a queen's on who's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not a queen who is doing drag because of
Speaker 1: drag race, Like I am a drag, I'm a drag.
Speaker 1: They're kind of like, how did I get here? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love not not to bring into American Okay, ever done,
Speaker 1: We're done with UK. We loved it. I think bing
Speaker 1: Bang could be we could be fluid bing with one
Speaker 1: of the best episodes of the whole any top three
Speaker 1: episode bing Bingo, because we've already stated it was that
Speaker 1: plus fucking HM plus sister sisters, new teeth, Like each
Speaker 1: of those moments made top I don't want empty any
Speaker 1: fucking h and bringing back um, bringing back the girls
Speaker 1: that had left. It was d kind of moment, right,
Speaker 1: that's right? Or you mean like they brought back Joe Black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like like when they brought back Tatiana and you know,
Speaker 1: one of those things where it's like, oh, all the
Speaker 1: old girls are back and now they're fighting to come
Speaker 1: back in back after their two weeks of quarantine, and
Speaker 1: then said vote on the one that stays and the
Speaker 1: others had a full Gwyneth Paltrow one day of work
Speaker 1: and then they said yeah and Veronica, Veronica, Veronica mars
Speaker 1: the fact that you keep going to Veronica. Wait, you
Speaker 1: said in the group had that there was a moment
Speaker 1: of UK that made you cry. What was it? It
Speaker 1: was when it was in the finale, when the final
Speaker 1: number and then you had you saw all of the
Speaker 1: old queens come out and do the same, because because
Speaker 1: that was emotional for me too, and I thought that
Speaker 1: must be about and cry. I love I loved it.
Speaker 1: I didn't cry. I just got chills and I got emotional.
Speaker 1: But I like, maybe I got my shot just hours before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not for lack of trying, t um but the okay,
Speaker 1: But the thing with Tina is Tina was on the
Speaker 1: show to be to try to fulfill, to try to
Speaker 1: be a queen that like Michelle, Michelle would like she
Speaker 1: did not do that. I don't think Tina did the
Speaker 1: Ginny Lemon. No, but Tina has been doing drag before
Speaker 1: Michelle Michelle was born. Yeah, before Michelle was born. So
Speaker 1: that's why I like Tina is like she is an
Speaker 1: old horse has been doing do you know personally, But
Speaker 1: I've seen her I don't even know how many times
Speaker 1: because Barrick that it used to be our post you
Speaker 1: see behond, I feel like I've walked in on more
Speaker 1: like so many Tina Burner shows. I've probably seen her
Speaker 1: twenty times easy. It was kind of a thing where
Speaker 1: it was like Tina felt like she'd never be on
Speaker 1: because she had never been on right right right, And
Speaker 1: I think not for lack of trying to um, but
Speaker 1: but I am happy that she was on. I guess
Speaker 1: I just wish that it felt like she was doing
Speaker 1: Tina Burner more instead of Tina Burner trying to put
Speaker 1: together a brand to work drags, because I don't think
Speaker 1: her brand is red yellow and I don't think so either. Also,
Speaker 1: like I do think drag race is a specific skill
Speaker 1: like that is not necessarily like that I happen to
Speaker 1: have that skill but not. But like I think they
Speaker 1: are really good drag queens. Britta Filter another example hated
Speaker 1: by the by the fans, and it's so good at
Speaker 1: drag and fucking, but it's like, oh, maybe you're not
Speaker 1: amazing at drag race. Well, you know why, I think
Speaker 1: Tina really turned out was not the best and people
Speaker 1: hate her. People hate her like she's rocks the Andrews
Speaker 1: like curb stomping. I mean, I just I just don't
Speaker 1: think she's a good contestant. And when she was eliminated, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I do love her. There's there's no there's no
Speaker 1: need direct to hate at Tina and people even before
Speaker 1: the season started, everyone's like, your sherry Pie and then
Speaker 1: should come out And I know I remind you of
Speaker 1: sherry Pie, but I swear to God I have not
Speaker 1: sexually assaulted anybody. When I swear to God, when people
Speaker 1: were like, I'm getting big sherry Pie and what talking?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? I was edited off the show.
Speaker 1: You don't even know what she's like, you know what.
Speaker 1: You know, What's one thing I'm observing about the New
Speaker 1: York Queens, especially, I think that the girl you girls,
Speaker 1: I'm discussing the drag Queens in this sentence um or
Speaker 1: with this thought, um, but I feel like they arrive
Speaker 1: in such hordes on any given season and there they
Speaker 1: all do say like, I'm from New York, baby, and
Speaker 1: people that are from other cities, like like the l
Speaker 1: A fags that I'm friends with are like, but I
Speaker 1: hate when the New York queens come in and they're
Speaker 1: just like, I'm from New York. What is that they
Speaker 1: are not? It's not specific? And I'm like, well, the
Speaker 1: thing you have to remember about New York queens is
Speaker 1: they literally are good at everything, and they're they're performing
Speaker 1: five times a week, six times a week, and so
Speaker 1: it's like just like over an hour holding the mic,
Speaker 1: no one else, like this is the show with nine girls.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's just me, bitch, I'm doing When people
Speaker 1: have a criticism about them being like I'm from New York,
Speaker 1: it means we're versatile and we do everything. We're performers,
Speaker 1: and it feels like non specific. I'm like, so what
Speaker 1: you're essentially saying in earnest is you would rather a
Speaker 1: queen come on and say I'm a makeup girl so
Speaker 1: you can categorize her and they're better at drag race. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: it's like, I'm sorry, but you put fucking miss Fame
Speaker 1: on a stage, Like I don't want to sit there
Speaker 1: for an hour and a half. I'll watch her flop around.
Speaker 1: I'll watch her flop around that stage for an hour
Speaker 1: and a half. Literally, Stephanie's child gag me gaggers. Yeah.
Speaker 1: An aspect of having why the parents right now? The
Speaker 1: season fairhole out being like my parents right now. She's messy,
Speaker 1: she's nasty. Oh yeah. That's when they were saying, like, Utica,
Speaker 1: you're different when the cameras are on and off, and
Speaker 1: Tina was like like me, Utica, like what you see
Speaker 1: is what you get. And then they're all laughing and
Speaker 1: Nick goes, yeah, you're messy. Yeah, yeah, she's messy. Like
Speaker 1: the best got mixed and if obviously Simone is the winner,
Speaker 1: but I think if got Nick were to win, I
Speaker 1: would be everyone when would we would sucking, fucking the
Speaker 1: streets would be so happy, just like funny and charming.
Speaker 1: Got Miick is two and that like Got Mick is
Speaker 1: that a full like twink that would trip over you
Speaker 1: at three am and then duke on the floor at
Speaker 1: the nightclub. It's like that, It's great. It's great. Also,
Speaker 1: he's looking hot, Like in the last episode, I was like,
Speaker 1: did they like find out that like Got Mick us hot?
Speaker 1: Like spend extra time on his makeup, like in the workroom,
Speaker 1: because god, Nick was like popping out of the out
Speaker 1: of drag makeup, out of drag up, saying like he
Speaker 1: was very like, all of a sudden, I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe got Nick is like the trade of the season.
Speaker 1: I've been saying it since minute two. I've been like,
Speaker 1: it got in my wayehouse. But also simone, I think
Speaker 1: it's maybe trade of the season. In addition, it is
Speaker 1: dominating all fields here, something that again not to make
Speaker 1: fun of these queens are also good, but something that
Speaker 1: is so funny. Again, people hate Tina Burner so much.
Speaker 1: Joey J has like hundreds of thousands of more faults. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like Joey J did not one thing. Well, they came
Speaker 1: on the that's what Charlene calls the Cocksucker Games. That's
Speaker 1: another great Charlene Cocksucker Games. Games came on the Cocksucker
Speaker 1: Games and said my brand is the gay one, so
Speaker 1: which you have to respect honestly, Joey J. Being like, well,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something about me. I'm gay as fuck. Yes.
Speaker 1: The Queen's being like, yeah, we're all straight enises, Like
Speaker 1: it's aware. I think Joey j is saying that's so
Speaker 1: awarily stupid, did you know, really stupid, way like Joey
Speaker 1: j leaving getting leiminated and saying, I'm Joey Jerry mcgay
Speaker 1: as bitch like you are incredible and just saying filler
Speaker 1: queen to Joey Jay. It's either fully sentient or a
Speaker 1: I'm traveler that just like came right from the two
Speaker 1: thousand twelve TV that Pride and jumped right here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So before his lip sync, he was like, honestly, what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is be gay as hell. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: like all these butch mask queer. But this really speaks
Speaker 1: to I am loving this season actually because like basically
Speaker 1: the other one has I've loved and again, even these
Speaker 1: ones who don't do it for me, I had a
Speaker 1: great time with them on my celebrate them each on
Speaker 1: their way out. And yet the discourse is people don't
Speaker 1: like that that UK was that UK was better than thirteen,
Speaker 1: and that thirteen is bad because it's because it's too long.
Speaker 1: But it's too long, and I don't think it is
Speaker 1: too long. I'm having fun. It would be too long
Speaker 1: if the COVID special was that like this, only that.
Speaker 1: I also think it's fun that so long again we
Speaker 1: are still in quarantine, not for lack of trying, Miami,
Speaker 1: but I think that people are responding to, like again,
Speaker 1: what we're talking about, like the genuine, like the authentic
Speaker 1: of the UK, and this is that like the US
Speaker 1: has just gotten a little bit more like paint by numbers,
Speaker 1: I think is what people And I also love it.
Speaker 1: I love everyone I'm around is like it's like UK
Speaker 1: is so much better than US, and I just hold
Speaker 1: my tongue because I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 1: But it's so wrong, and no, my tongue is so
Speaker 1: loose now that now that I'm on sorry but our
Speaker 1: I'll be real and I'll be real and I'll say
Speaker 1: this UK is not as good as US. It's like
Speaker 1: charming in a way that reminds US of the old
Speaker 1: seasons of US. And it's also good. But you cannot
Speaker 1: tell me that there was a single episode of UK game.
Speaker 1: I also giggled throughout. But it is not a better
Speaker 1: season than what US is having. It's not. I will say,
Speaker 1: if you pulled, if you plucked like Bimini and a
Speaker 1: Horror and put them into thirteen, they would be fantastic competitors,
Speaker 1: though it's not about I'm judging. I'm judging UK quality
Speaker 1: wise on it just being so confusing and confounding. I
Speaker 1: think UK one better than UK two and I think
Speaker 1: are sort of an equalish footing to me because I'm
Speaker 1: having fun watching them both because they're so different. But
Speaker 1: I agree with you, Roger someone it's like fiercely like
Speaker 1: UK two is better. I'm like, you're off it. Thirteen
Speaker 1: is fun your Meanwhile, UK two had a funner, more
Speaker 1: a funner group of queens than just slightly than one.
Speaker 1: I mean find one you had Bagga and Davina and
Speaker 1: like like everyone after, like everyone after Cheryl Hole, You're like,
Speaker 1: I don't really care, but like first for UK two
Speaker 1: in terms of like, oh I loved I loved them all.
Speaker 1: I loved even like love. I sort of like everybody.
Speaker 1: I even Likesexual. After an episode everybody cats George, I
Speaker 1: was like, you are the sec episode out queen, Like
Speaker 1: what are you ukulele playing? Your girlfriend put you in drag.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, you should be here for ninety minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh Goth, I mean Ruth still does like GOTHI kindle
Speaker 1: like it's a lot of weirdly iconic exit. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: loved one. My favorite thing that Rue has lashed onto
Speaker 1: and keeps doing is the st Clair being cold and
Speaker 1: then like, oh my god, it's a secret way. But
Speaker 1: when was talking about snatching them and putting them on thirteen,
Speaker 1: I want to say something that I did say on
Speaker 1: the thread, which is one can't wait for All Stars
Speaker 1: to finally go international, but specifically because I want Bag
Speaker 1: of Chips to be in there being like and then
Speaker 1: cut the Kennedy and confessional fully going like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what that woman said their narrative, it's like I
Speaker 1: we don't speak the same we don't understand, which is
Speaker 1: what like Thailand and like Holland are in some way
Speaker 1: not like no one's speaking the same language and crazy
Speaker 1: like yeah, literally this is an international drag. Actually couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get through it because it really was too
Speaker 1: crazy for me. It's more Project Runway. It's a lot
Speaker 1: more look yeah, like it was they had to like
Speaker 1: build an outfit every um time and for different reasons.
Speaker 1: That was another one that the the judging didn't make
Speaker 1: sense to me because I realized I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is either both a completely different show, and like
Speaker 1: there's cultural references here that are lost on me. So
Speaker 1: sometimes they're like they come out and something that I'm like,
Speaker 1: this looks like that drag and they're like you nailed
Speaker 1: that thing, and I'm like, okay, very panto. Do you
Speaker 1: guys hear about this drags down under like controversy. No,
Speaker 1: Karen from Finance like huge deal in Australia. Yeah, her
Speaker 1: name is Karen from Yes, great name, but like has
Speaker 1: this like tattoo um that is basically like full on
Speaker 1: like it there's it's just like it's just like a
Speaker 1: minstrel basically. Um. It's it's like like essentially it's someone
Speaker 1: in black face. Um here I'm looking it up. Um
Speaker 1: oh god. But is it like to defend it's like
Speaker 1: is this an Australian character or something like this is
Speaker 1: a No, it's like it's well maybe it is. It's
Speaker 1: just card from Finance with her. It's it's a golliwog doll,
Speaker 1: which which maybe is an Australian thing, but it is
Speaker 1: like it is just it is a racist symbol and
Speaker 1: like now Karen, I don't I don't know, I haven't
Speaker 1: like Karen Sherry pie her out sherry Pie her out.
Speaker 1: But it's like, oh, see, like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know what this is is for for the show going.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe it's another season twelve situation. Yeah that Honestly,
Speaker 1: I think another reason why I'm enjoying thirteen so much
Speaker 1: is because a it is standing on its own merits.
Speaker 1: It's a very good. Season's really good. And I always
Speaker 1: think you can kind of judge how good this season
Speaker 1: is by literally when we get to this point, like
Speaker 1: now we have six left, and all six something I
Speaker 1: really like. And and to be honest with you, like
Speaker 1: when I try to think about who's going to be
Speaker 1: the top? Well wait, am I lying? Who don't? And
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't dislike Utica, I don't. I'm starting to.
Speaker 1: Ever since this lip sync, She's done this twice. She
Speaker 1: did this with them Elliott where um you stay yes,
Speaker 1: stop it like she wants she wanted sucking um like
Speaker 1: an arcade, damn arcade. She went to the damn ESPN
Speaker 1: Zone and slade the gig at the same time, her
Speaker 1: friend just got fired. Catch catch her in Times Square?
Speaker 1: What's that thing? What David Buster? Oh? Utica is David
Speaker 1: Busters energy? Meanwhile, Tina Elliott drowned in the damn ball
Speaker 1: to death, Elliott with two tease. You know, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to know what's funny. I'm at with two tease.
Speaker 1: That's so funny, that's funny, that's really wow. Not for
Speaker 1: lack of trying, Matt, Matt, your entrance sign should be
Speaker 1: like I'm at with two teeth, just like Elliott with
Speaker 1: two teas my favorite queen of all time. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: writing that down. Can you say that against slow? Yeah? Wait,
Speaker 1: you know what I was saying is um I think
Speaker 1: that season eleven was so fucking bad and season twelve
Speaker 1: had the sherry Pie of it all, which kind of
Speaker 1: like it was a constant distraction. So season thirteen is
Speaker 1: like the first like season in the clear that we have.
Speaker 1: And I also think that it has been fun during quarantine,
Speaker 1: like a lot of the queens have stepped there pussy
Speaker 1: up this sason as again like the U S show
Speaker 1: demands now, it's like we've seen some fucking wild runways.
Speaker 1: This season is very fun because that's another thing I
Speaker 1: don't like about Michelle Bassage. But everyone spends three million
Speaker 1: dollars on their clothes and and like there's no like
Speaker 1: gus unto worse debt than n YU students, but paying
Speaker 1: Diego Montoy to make a beat a handbeated gown say.
Speaker 1: There have been some truly and I this is what
Speaker 1: I love about the show, some truly wretched runways too,
Speaker 1: as well as good ones and l Elliot as the
Speaker 1: Flamingo Tina every week. Candy as Candeen Alien that so
Speaker 1: bad we were screaming at the TV. It was really
Speaker 1: funny to watch her just like really try to serve
Speaker 1: the look. I love that though, because some of these
Speaker 1: girls who are like, it's a full slig mama and
Speaker 1: it's just like boring drag. I don't care. I would
Speaker 1: rather have rotted and gutted full garbage that I can
Speaker 1: like laugh at. But the thing with Candy is half
Speaker 1: the time I think she's a literally stunning runway queen,
Speaker 1: and then the other half I'm like, like, how is
Speaker 1: this the same young girl? I love the boy Candy
Speaker 1: trade too. Canny just has a beautiful face quality. Did
Speaker 1: she really? Did she change her Twitter into that? It
Speaker 1: apparently tweets all the time, just like some of y'all
Speaker 1: want a Kenny to go home minute one and now here,
Speaker 1: I am permoufin. Yeah, Oh, y'all hate Candy too bad.
Speaker 1: She's the star of the show and I love that.
Speaker 1: I love it. That's her m O online. It's just
Speaker 1: like already assuming you hate her and then telling you
Speaker 1: she produces your show. But moment of the season is
Speaker 1: and of course the like um throwing Keen under the
Speaker 1: best you know the um obviously, but specifically when after
Speaker 1: ninth in minutes of a screaming fight, Candy muse of
Speaker 1: all people, decides to de escalate and it's like, I
Speaker 1: need to get out of here. I'm gonna hit someone,
Speaker 1: and Tomisha goes, oh, I know you're not gonna hit me,
Speaker 1: a little girl, and gets in her face. Then tom
Speaker 1: is escalating incredible, Oh, I know you're not gonna hit
Speaker 1: me for me, little girl. I said what I said.
Speaker 1: It's perfect. It's been saying it as if nine Leaks
Speaker 1: never had just like to Misha being like I said
Speaker 1: what I said, like she had found a catchphrase for herself.
Speaker 1: It's like, girl, this is someone else, but someone had
Speaker 1: said she would have said, no, take my heels three
Speaker 1: times to get home from Oz. Little girl, little little girl,
Speaker 1: I mean little girls is Oz and she she fully
Speaker 1: fucking like took it for herself when I know we
Speaker 1: love it. I think people love to hate the current season.
Speaker 1: That always happens. People a popular opinion that people don't
Speaker 1: like this season, and I've seen people complain online. But
Speaker 1: I've seen people complaining that it's a bad season, but
Speaker 1: only they're mistaking quality for like they have to fill in.
Speaker 1: Like they probably like found out two weeks before they
Speaker 1: went into production. Um, Drag Race Celebrity its Secret Celebrity
Speaker 1: edition is canceled. We need to fill in these programming
Speaker 1: we need we need three more episodes of regular Drag
Speaker 1: Race than we thought. We just seem to forget every
Speaker 1: year that the skits are horrible Snatch episode, I mean
Speaker 1: season seven that so it's like year we do the
Speaker 1: cycle where people like the snatch game wasn't funny, Like
Speaker 1: two of them were really funny and the rest were
Speaker 1: okay or sort of like that. That's the point. And
Speaker 1: someone said on Twitter, like has ever been so much
Speaker 1: versatility of like highs and lows and drag Race like
Speaker 1: every every week edited for that that is the point
Speaker 1: of what they have servety Also people just two and
Speaker 1: a half people that are very good three people that
Speaker 1: are fine you'll never remember, and three that are abysmal
Speaker 1: and you you want to die watch And I actually
Speaker 1: thought this was a pretty good snatch game and the
Speaker 1: fact that we were fighting that there could have been
Speaker 1: four people in the top never happens where you're like,
Speaker 1: I thought, never are you like, I can't believe this
Speaker 1: queen was safe at snash game. You're like, well, she
Speaker 1: got lucky. Can we use this platform to say because
Speaker 1: I'm not always a part of the internet conversation, but
Speaker 1: the listeners are, and I want to talk to them
Speaker 1: right now. You all got stop taking the edit whole
Speaker 1: hog like that's the only thing. You just you serve
Speaker 1: up exactly what they want you to believe and then
Speaker 1: think it's truth. Sometimes when it's like thanks, technically, don't
Speaker 1: just listen to the edit only because that these girls
Speaker 1: have wild opinions. When candy producer, Yes, I thought got
Speaker 1: mixed commercial was great, and they're like, I wouldn't get it,
Speaker 1: you know what. I thought it was really funny, But
Speaker 1: which is really all that better? They're not really selling,
Speaker 1: so they're not well. And that's my thing is like
Speaker 1: when someone is like when Ruin was like I would
Speaker 1: want to drink that soda. It's like, first of all, bit,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be drinking soda all. You shouldn't be drinking
Speaker 1: soda rots your teeth and increases your chance of dementia, darling.
Speaker 1: So look in the mirror, Look in the mirror, have
Speaker 1: a time of water, have a water or milk, but
Speaker 1: not too much milk. It's just funny that every other
Speaker 1: skit challenge ru famously is like, you can do anything,
Speaker 1: just make me laugh until the commercial and then it's
Speaker 1: a full fifth grade essay and they're being grade like
Speaker 1: you didn't have your thesis statement in your intro paragraph
Speaker 1: I love Simons, and Simons was like my soda will
Speaker 1: kill you, and it was like I could not wait
Speaker 1: to drink that soda. It's like, what about also to
Speaker 1: be like I love Simons, but I didn't see your
Speaker 1: brand there, and it's like simonea mostly from episode one,
Speaker 1: I've said that girl likes sugar. Your brand is love Sugar. Well,
Speaker 1: because then you had Carson being like, I don't remember
Speaker 1: your logo. It's like, was that was it a logo?
Speaker 1: Was it? Is it a design challenge? Is it? Like?
Speaker 1: What is this high school internship with with your like
Speaker 1: dad who's businessman, who's like like that is what they're
Speaker 1: graded on for this show, or mom, Josh, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you? Or your dad who's a mom. Can we talk?
Speaker 1: Can we talk about something? The commercials all happen. Let's
Speaker 1: stop talking about something. Wait, wait, Like so the bottom
Speaker 1: two was Tina and Utica. Were those the two worst?
Speaker 1: Because Olivia's brand, Olivia's brand was live, Tina's was fine,
Speaker 1: Tina's was good. I say, I know Tina's runways speak
Speaker 1: for themselves, but that has been like pretty good at
Speaker 1: every challenge, Like they sort of dog walker twice. They
Speaker 1: put her in the bottom for one time like stopping
Speaker 1: the lips thinking half second to earlier and her for
Speaker 1: filth and think this one they were like instantly like
Speaker 1: your brand is so clear and we're noting you on that.
Speaker 1: It was I think that they were just I think
Speaker 1: what they were saying without saying it was we're done
Speaker 1: with you exactly, like like basically being like we we
Speaker 1: were happy you were here, you did well, you can't
Speaker 1: do better or worse, you won't, and we're done with it.
Speaker 1: And I genuinely think it was a thing of rubying
Speaker 1: like Utica will be more fun to watch going forward.
Speaker 1: And I think they started did the same thing last
Speaker 1: week and it wasn't like in love with Denali, but
Speaker 1: I think they also were just sort of like time
Speaker 1: for Donali was and I say, this was all the
Speaker 1: love in my heart, really really good, but just kind
Speaker 1: of a like a more boring contestant. Well, I just
Speaker 1: think she was she was she, you know, And this
Speaker 1: is why I was saying, like when when Denali and
Speaker 1: Rose were sort of a package deal there for like
Speaker 1: four weeks, I was like, they need to separate because
Speaker 1: I know that Rose can stand out on her own,
Speaker 1: whereas Denali it feels like very good drag queen. Like
Speaker 1: I really loved a lot of what she did. I
Speaker 1: love watching her lipsyne performances, but it was like not
Speaker 1: exciting to watch it. Did you know that she can
Speaker 1: ice skate? I had heard that this goes to the
Speaker 1: Lawrence chaining of it, although, which is that hope these
Speaker 1: girls know it in their hearts and they can't always
Speaker 1: say it. It's like you don't have to win to win,
Speaker 1: Like if you're he's done drag for damn two years,
Speaker 1: you've won. You did a great job. Fans you looked fierce,
Speaker 1: you had an iconic lip syne. You've won even Tina
Speaker 1: being like I didn't want to go out early. It's like, girl,
Speaker 1: you've been on for two and a half to keep
Speaker 1: there's only four people left. Something. Denali, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily think she was served or not served
Speaker 1: by being on the show longer. We all know she's
Speaker 1: very good ship. Once things open back up, Denali is
Speaker 1: going to be performing the house fucking down like Michael. Yeah. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I don't think she needed to be on the show
Speaker 1: till more to convince us to watch her perform. I'll
Speaker 1: watch her perform. One other funny judging thing I wanted
Speaker 1: to say in regards to Tina Berner this week, Tina
Speaker 1: actually had a good runway. I thought with that like
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear. Uh like it was the makeup. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: But then and then Simone Simone war a fox and
Speaker 1: the judges went. Tina was sort of serving us the
Speaker 1: camp version of this, and Simone was serving as fashion.
Speaker 1: It was like, bitch, Simone looked like a time square. No,
Speaker 1: can I say something? The Simone look was stupid? It
Speaker 1: was it was a furry costume. One Amazon Dot com
Speaker 1: and then she put deep bottom. But you cannot proclaim
Speaker 1: it to be art. It's just take her to Milan
Speaker 1: and let her stomp the runway as the fox. She
Speaker 1: was doing foxy. She had, she had the jewelry, she
Speaker 1: had the big boos. I loved it. But it was
Speaker 1: a story, agreed. I don't think it was bad. But
Speaker 1: for them to be like Tinas was camp while Simmons
Speaker 1: was fashion, it was like it was not she was
Speaker 1: a Fox with tits. She was like, I might be
Speaker 1: in a Fox costume, but I'm wearing heels. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: that's good, so would that sexy fox? You are just
Speaker 1: your I really liked it. I'm not even saying it
Speaker 1: was bad. I'm just saying the judge that was so funny.
Speaker 1: To be sure this count could fly straight to Milan
Speaker 1: and stop like campbellf she looks like a slut from
Speaker 1: the video game. Two full time Square performers in front
Speaker 1: of them, and they were like, yours is just disgrace
Speaker 1: and yours is fashion weak. Laura Croft like Laura Crofts
Speaker 1: fucking aunt Laura la Craft, Laura Kraft. I do these
Speaker 1: are these are two things? These are a few things
Speaker 1: that I want to point out about this episode just
Speaker 1: in terms of Judge, because yes, we're laughing at how
Speaker 1: the judges are fucking idiots. But the Rose thing commercial was,
Speaker 1: and we we love Rose in this House not a
Speaker 1: good commercial because she is trying to be like, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to break away from my perfectionist like narrative. And
Speaker 1: then the whole thing is her being like knowingly perfect
Speaker 1: or perfectionist. You can there's no like you. That's that's
Speaker 1: not removed enough. She's like she not, she did not,
Speaker 1: she did not let she was not unbridled because she
Speaker 1: like held a face for like twenty second. I agree
Speaker 1: that is a better joke of like, but now in Sexy,
Speaker 1: even though it's the same, it's like, that's funnier to make.
Speaker 1: They really were trying to the same thing, and I
Speaker 1: think I think that they they liked Rose's a little
Speaker 1: bit more because it was clearer to them, but I
Speaker 1: actually think it was overexplained, and maybe that's just the thing,
Speaker 1: like in this Zoom we appreciate the sort of more
Speaker 1: abstract thing that got Mick was doing in this Zoom House,
Speaker 1: Honey one with Bellhouse one was creaking cave. You know,
Speaker 1: try and te but but my thing is just like
Speaker 1: I do think that Rose one the challenge because the
Speaker 1: runway was so good, because this was a shocking runway,
Speaker 1: it was so good. And then I just want to
Speaker 1: say the Olivia thing has always confounded me all season
Speaker 1: because the judge has been Wow, she's got such star
Speaker 1: quality a k A. She has a gigantic mouth, a smile,
Speaker 1: but then it's now it's but then now it's like
Speaker 1: it's taken in like nine episodes for them to be like,
Speaker 1: oh but wait, her dragon is like not also I learned,
Speaker 1: and I feel bad for people are hating her online too,
Speaker 1: like they started out being obsessed with her, but now
Speaker 1: that she's like I've been around too long, Like they're
Speaker 1: like I went to one of her posts and it's
Speaker 1: worse than Tina. It's like everybody is like, you sit
Speaker 1: home like yourself. That's insane. If it's worse than Gina, ya,
Speaker 1: you blew out the bottom. Sure it's taking on an
Speaker 1: ugly angle to blood damn bottom, but then is that
Speaker 1: are people turning on Unica down to you? Because I've
Speaker 1: been like this day one, we've been like the radical
Speaker 1: positivity on this one is like a little too much
Speaker 1: jester flop, clown buffoon jester flop, Jester flop. When she
Speaker 1: did that Bob Ross with the squirrel wig, that was
Speaker 1: just sure. Queen flop, buffoonery in the town square, fling
Speaker 1: tomatoes at the Queen. The flop is the Jester. Her
Speaker 1: her story episode one about being allergic to strawberries, Josh
Speaker 1: made me laugh and the group groups is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing this giant fruit on my head because I
Speaker 1: have this allergy to a food that you can very
Speaker 1: easily avoid. Like, why that was your trauma that would
Speaker 1: set your trauma? Like if I was like my trauma
Speaker 1: is that Actually I'll die if I ever have cyanide, Like, well,
Speaker 1: don't happen. That's hard to Also, what I thought they
Speaker 1: should have done was they should have had her going
Speaker 1: up against me to me should be like I just
Speaker 1: came back from cancer. I'm wearing a classmate and a strawberry.
Speaker 1: That would be like I'm wearing a strawberry to take
Speaker 1: back strawberries because I once said a bad cough when
Speaker 1: I ate one. Yeah, I mean the sleeping bag was
Speaker 1: full of fashion that was like the best incredible runway.
Speaker 1: Half the time I think she's one of the best,
Speaker 1: and honestly, like, on any given day, I think she'll
Speaker 1: be top four. I actually am waffling at this point
Speaker 1: between whether I think Candy or Utica is gonna Opaca
Speaker 1: to occupy that fourth pot, because I'm pretty sure the
Speaker 1: top three is Simone Rose and got real quick since
Speaker 1: we ripped Utica, because Aaron and I were talking about this,
Speaker 1: we have to remember for context, as we ripped her
Speaker 1: for Bob Ross, which was insane, and then for for
Speaker 1: like the Afros appropriative. This was June of last year
Speaker 1: and white people had psychosis, that is saying, is Utica
Speaker 1: in June or July something? Right? You know what it
Speaker 1: was like July August? Yeah, you're right. This was when
Speaker 1: every white person you know, was like definately trying to
Speaker 1: buy a like pay like who has a copy of
Speaker 1: New Jim Crow? That is? And I'm not I'm just
Speaker 1: giving context for it because I think we black people
Speaker 1: I've forgotten, but that you know, like we then we're
Speaker 1: all Utica. Yeah, yeah, Utica. She was scared. She was
Speaker 1: a scared little jesture and the thing that she was
Speaker 1: a scared little jestergester fly, and I would love to
Speaker 1: have you to could go swimming with us in the
Speaker 1: ocean this summer. I would like to formally invite invited.
Speaker 1: Don't you think you could like has been or will
Speaker 1: be in cats? Like she gives me that energy, Like
Speaker 1: she's like good good in the show Cat. She'd be
Speaker 1: great in the show Cat. She I'm gonna put in
Speaker 1: a call. I'm gonna put in a call for John
Speaker 1: m Chew to Lauren and John, I'm chew to have
Speaker 1: her be a damn flying monkey in the Wicked movie. Darling,
Speaker 1: Dearest Monkey Queens, watch the Hot Tree. I'm so excited
Speaker 1: to be here. What hatch is here? That's good, That's
Speaker 1: a good Unica, the hatch is here. I actually don't
Speaker 1: go swimming because I find I find that water is
Speaker 1: very cold, so I don't like to go swimming. And
Speaker 1: kind of just like do they on land. It's radical
Speaker 1: innocence actually, and now that Matt's doing a really good
Speaker 1: impression or not innocence, but it's like it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're just do you You're just not um um worldly,
Speaker 1: which I know is like a stupid virtue. But like
Speaker 1: I'm like, no stuff, read a book, you know, No,
Speaker 1: I just think I think I think that what really
Speaker 1: bothered me was when Simone was like, this is what
Speaker 1: I want to do for my makeover, and she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to do that because I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, Simone, if if what you were
Speaker 1: saying is you'd like to respect this, then do what
Speaker 1: she's saying. Like the black Queen is telling you what
Speaker 1: she wants to do, and she you obviously know she's
Speaker 1: extraordinarily talented, Like she's not gonna make you look stupid
Speaker 1: or like a racist, like just trust her. You just
Speaker 1: saw the light leave Ru's eyes when when when you
Speaker 1: just said the Bob Ross thing was gonna be an
Speaker 1: Afro squirrel head, you just you saw rude just like
Speaker 1: die a little bit. Do you think Ru will say
Speaker 1: to Karen from Finance, as long as your tattoo was
Speaker 1: done with love, that's fine. Hey, you know what did
Speaker 1: you do it with love? That? Now? I think it's
Speaker 1: okay because you know what it's about intention, it really is.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I think you're amazing. I think
Speaker 1: I think that you're a super star baby, and you're
Speaker 1: a star, and you know what, You're gonna go out
Speaker 1: there and your color up your whole body. But show
Speaker 1: the tattoo because you know what which I want you
Speaker 1: to do on air before I see it for the
Speaker 1: first time. Better make me laugh, you know, to make
Speaker 1: me laugh? Now? Are you gonna make it funny? To
Speaker 1: make the tattoo? Is the Soda Challenge, in which case
Speaker 1: it needs to sell. I have to get it, I
Speaker 1: have to want to I have to want to consume
Speaker 1: it personally, and it needs to have a good logo
Speaker 1: and a name you can remember. From Can to Camp,
Speaker 1: Everybody's Got a Sweet Tooth was actually good though, That
Speaker 1: has Got a Sweet Tooth? Again? I love Simone Soda
Speaker 1: and Runway the judging, I'm just like what it's just
Speaker 1: from Can to Can it went different from Runway to Runway.
Speaker 1: They were like, this is camp, this has this is gutted. No.
Speaker 1: This was so clearly the episode where the producers were like, hey,
Speaker 1: so we're looking at the early edit and here are
Speaker 1: the queens that yeah, you have to sit in teen home.
Speaker 1: Olivia is actually not shaping up to be the kind
Speaker 1: of star y'all think she is, right, we think top four,
Speaker 1: that's my real question. I think she might. Candy's been
Speaker 1: a lot more consistent than people that have made the
Speaker 1: top four. And I think if it's between could get
Speaker 1: that fallen angel like Catia Vanessa and Andi Mateo spot
Speaker 1: that like the fallen you know, like, but then who
Speaker 1: would be the fourth? If it's if it's the sewing
Speaker 1: challenge right at the end like the old days, although
Speaker 1: of course it will be write your own fucking rap
Speaker 1: for the ninth time. How many times you have to
Speaker 1: UK two when they had to come out again and
Speaker 1: wrap the girls? Here I am again again doing rap.
Speaker 1: I love RuPaul slay Mo my house would slash track
Speaker 1: top three because I've bet a dollar Jitny Limon would
Speaker 1: have done the exact same verse as the other challenge.
Speaker 1: She'd be like, I'm just already wrote one. I'll do
Speaker 1: it again, Jenny Leon, I'm doing queen killing on the
Speaker 1: streets and I really mean get my name again and
Speaker 1: here and go walking over here and it's time for
Speaker 1: the show. It's and then it's like, yeah, doing drag
Speaker 1: on the town. The winner of the challenges, whoever can
Speaker 1: like have their verse feed into the chorus, so you know,
Speaker 1: like if like RuPaul's singing like um to the moon,
Speaker 1: it's like bring it when Shade did or yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like Sheha did that, Aquaria did that, like but like
Speaker 1: it's like for to the Moon, It's like I'm going
Speaker 1: on a rocket to the moon. Like it's like it's
Speaker 1: so that is that is paid by numbers now? Absolutely yes,
Speaker 1: But I mean when they're good, they're still like I
Speaker 1: loved being Bang Bong, but then they just have to
Speaker 1: do it again. And like Read You Wrote You is
Speaker 1: still do you think still the gold to gold standards?
Speaker 1: I think I think it is. What is better? I mean,
Speaker 1: Kitty Girl is fun, but it's not as just their
Speaker 1: verses were so good on Read You Wrote You, and
Speaker 1: then Roxy's which was again so good, like like like
Speaker 1: you can't beat this. It's exactly I'm here to make
Speaker 1: it clear. You want me baby. He was that bit
Speaker 1: on season five. I'm gonna make it right. We know
Speaker 1: it it's not worth finding, but I wish we had
Speaker 1: those verses we all wrote. There was a day I
Speaker 1: feel like we just texted versus. No did voice memos
Speaker 1: they were doing. We did voice, we did voice members,
Speaker 1: but we we also we also wrote them down. Um, okay, everyone,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna for a head of the other
Speaker 1: day I was really proud of. But you're gonna look
Speaker 1: for them, I'm gonna just scroll. But I'm but I'm
Speaker 1: I'm keyed in. But um but but I think also
Speaker 1: what people always remark on is that detoxes versus you know,
Speaker 1: you can't stand me. I don't blame you. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not that good. It's like I'm not saying I'm
Speaker 1: the best, but the worst worst. If rules number one,
Speaker 1: number two, very Bag of Chips finale, why should you win?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should maybe one of the
Speaker 1: other girls, but that d to the to the to
Speaker 1: the whole bit. I don't think. I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't think red Wig and a Silk address, I don't
Speaker 1: think lack of drawing tea. Ultimately, I think that it's
Speaker 1: been an incredible season, but I do think that it's
Speaker 1: not a top six where I'm like it's anyone's game.
Speaker 1: It's like, obviously, when has it When has it been that?
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's sort of fun that this is the
Speaker 1: first season in a while, but it's like there's a
Speaker 1: ringer and it's Season nine was sort of wild where
Speaker 1: it was like to me, I think season nine was
Speaker 1: the was the best season because that top four. Well,
Speaker 1: I think season I don't think I saw Peppermint winning,
Speaker 1: but between Shay and Trinity, I was like, one of
Speaker 1: them will win. And then for Sasha to come in
Speaker 1: and win was crazy and for her to deserve it,
Speaker 1: and Valentina was in was like a favorite to win
Speaker 1: in the season as well, right, miss congeniality, Um, well,
Speaker 1: it's so d she's massy Gaga, Trandra. Honestly, we should
Speaker 1: get gott Nick on. We would, We would love got
Speaker 1: Nick is welcome to come to become in the podcast
Speaker 1: and also go into the water with us this summer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can swim with us too, got you else I'd
Speaker 1: like to invite to swim in the water with us. Lalla,
Speaker 1: she would be very ready. I'm gonna I'm gonna gag you, Trandra. So,
Speaker 1: Jared's movie that's coming out called Three Months, starring Choice
Speaker 1: Savon and Ellen Burston and Lugas Jr. Shot in Atlanta
Speaker 1: and La reason it shot in Atlanta, and I went
Speaker 1: down there to visit slash being a scene that has
Speaker 1: since been cut. Um, but I was. But it took
Speaker 1: place in a bar that was like drag queens performing
Speaker 1: and one of the queens that was there that I
Speaker 1: met was La La Re. So La La Ri. When
Speaker 1: you watch three Months by Jared Freeder, writer and director,
Speaker 1: know that La La Re is just off screen in
Speaker 1: the in the scene where they're at a drag bar
Speaker 1: and they're doing karaoke. But your scene was cut in
Speaker 1: that and that and that. My scene was cut because
Speaker 1: it had nothing to do really with the movie. But
Speaker 1: do you blame La La Uh? Yeah, for sure, I
Speaker 1: blame I blame La LA's outfit with the bags for
Speaker 1: for retroactively my scene being cut four months prior with her,
Speaker 1: it was iconic, alright. So I feel as though it
Speaker 1: might be time to sort of transition into what we
Speaker 1: call on the podcast. I don't think so, honey. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Did we talk about drag race the whole
Speaker 1: time we've been talking for in thirteen minutes and the
Speaker 1: thing about the four of us? And I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: As I know, will continue on for another forty five,
Speaker 1: So I feel we should get into it. I have one.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting this thematic palunge on anybody. I have
Speaker 1: one that's about drag Race. Okay, do you want to
Speaker 1: you go first then, because then i'll maybe maybe maybe
Speaker 1: it'll be maybe it'll inspire me, but maybe not. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe it'll inspire me, but maybe not. I agree with Aaron, Great, Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: so this is Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: These motherfucking plexiglass dividers on the judging panel, it is
Speaker 1: security safety theater. It's not doing anything. They're all facing
Speaker 1: the same direction, so they're their particles are going every
Speaker 1: which way. They're not going to the side. They're not
Speaker 1: they're not taking a nine to return when they come
Speaker 1: out your damn mouth. It's security theater. This is not
Speaker 1: the checkout line at Wegman's, bitch. Take those dividers down.
Speaker 1: You can space them out, just find the way the
Speaker 1: way they are. But they're testing their they're swabbing their
Speaker 1: nostrils before they walk onto that stage. Anyway for the
Speaker 1: rapid or for the PCR, who knows. But if you know,
Speaker 1: if there's a testing regiment in place, there's no need
Speaker 1: for us the didn't at home to be like oh
Speaker 1: father doing it safely barely by putting plexiglass up when
Speaker 1: they're unmasked. I do not stand for this. I don't
Speaker 1: stand for this in any franchise. If you're gonna keep
Speaker 1: it up as long as covid is is prevalent in
Speaker 1: the world, that I think we should riot at every
Speaker 1: stage Internationally. We organized, we mobilize, we storm every sound stage.
Speaker 1: And that's one minute I did it. Is that like
Speaker 1: Carson is like I refuse to get tested, and there like,
Speaker 1: oh god, well, well he's family so and he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to get tested. Do we have to respect him?
Speaker 1: Have to respect that? I do think it's funny that
Speaker 1: because you know they're just walking up behind them and
Speaker 1: then like you know, kissing and oh yeah, honey, you
Speaker 1: know they're licking and sucking and and fucking and eating.
Speaker 1: That table is a fucking orgy every year. Oh yeah, hot,
Speaker 1: Carson and Ross action. That desk gets hands stuff honey
Speaker 1: finger and Ross Ross finger. In ts Madison, everybody's getting
Speaker 1: off merl Getsburg, everybody. When t s said she was
Speaker 1: a fan of the whole Tudor dynasty, I fell out
Speaker 1: of my chair rolled down the street. I am a
Speaker 1: huge fan of the dynasty, fan of the whole Tutor
Speaker 1: Dyna Tutor Dynasty. Okay, yes, be a fan of that dynasty.
Speaker 1: It was so funny with her like blue hair she had.
Speaker 1: I was like, was that to Queen of Scott's that's
Speaker 1: so funny? Wait to just briefly touch on the snatch game?
Speaker 1: What did who were your standouts? I thought um Nick
Speaker 1: was great. Um. I also thought Queen of Scott's was great,
Speaker 1: And I thought, um I did think that Dolly was good,
Speaker 1: and you know what, not to bring it back to Tina,
Speaker 1: but Tina as Richard Simmons that that was that was
Speaker 1: a flop for perfectly. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't
Speaker 1: damn flop was Olivia being like I brought a pair
Speaker 1: and then people being like I'm going to take that
Speaker 1: and make a joke, like when people are stealing your
Speaker 1: props and making better jokes. That isn't that? Also, it
Speaker 1: was so shady to miss Tabitha. What's your face for?
Speaker 1: For Olivia Tabitha, I don't know who that is? Like
Speaker 1: this man, but I don't know that. Sorry to this man,
Speaker 1: I would not know that she she she is a
Speaker 1: character that you can play, but Olivia just didn't play
Speaker 1: her like she's like, she's like very like, very like,
Speaker 1: like there's there was a way for Olivia to have
Speaker 1: played her, and Olivia did not rise to the challenge.
Speaker 1: She brought fruit though she brought from she packed it
Speaker 1: in no, no, no, she brought it brought six weeks.
Speaker 1: I think Olivia's problem. Olivia's problem is the fact that,
Speaker 1: like you can tell, she only just started really doing
Speaker 1: it because there's not really a brand, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It was that was so funny too, and
Speaker 1: that Makeover Challenge when they were like, your brand is
Speaker 1: elegance and the judges like, I thought your brand was
Speaker 1: that curly wig and the smile, and she was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, and I didn't talking about and you
Speaker 1: watched her gout you watch the huh yeah, no, that
Speaker 1: is my brand. She's like, oh, I guess I should
Speaker 1: wear that curly wig. You're right? Brand sucking whoever? Like
Speaker 1: it's not even like we love that wig. It could
Speaker 1: have been fucking Tina Earners wigs her right, Like the
Speaker 1: Lizza purse. Remember that week they had to carry big purses.
Speaker 1: I didn't like that. That was wretched that I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe they let coach come in and like dictate the gig,
Speaker 1: and especially right now, I mean most of the product
Speaker 1: placement for these fucking fagets is like lube and damn
Speaker 1: absolute vodka. And they're like, you think we were all
Speaker 1: buying coach purses three persons. Now it's twelve year old
Speaker 1: girls that watch it more than we do the coon
Speaker 1: asking for Christmas prod or their fathers. Yes, thank ye.
Speaker 1: Lack of trying to that's buying person's teeth. They should
Speaker 1: have made it a mini challenge like can you shut
Speaker 1: this purse up your ass? You know, And they should
Speaker 1: have made it a damn commercial that you bought ad
Speaker 1: Space four and you showed the show shove it right
Speaker 1: after your ass. I don't drink that burst. I don't
Speaker 1: want to drink that purse and out. They're listening to
Speaker 1: this podcast and you're twelve years old and you're a
Speaker 1: little girl. You better be asking for a coach clutch
Speaker 1: for christ mama. But the toma got you down. Stuff
Speaker 1: a bag, dear Thomas down. Coach purse up, yeah, mama,
Speaker 1: If it's up, then it's up. Up. It's up. Fantastic.
Speaker 1: We love Cardi B on this program. Coach Persons up
Speaker 1: put him in the sky loving myself. Yeah, middle fingers up. Okay,
Speaker 1: there we go. I'm bringing you back to the year
Speaker 1: of our Lord when and thank you for doing that.
Speaker 1: My eye. Remember watching one You're without Trump is about?
Speaker 1: Can we say that now? Finally? Culture number three, trum
Speaker 1: precious one, And I'm gonna say something right now. He's
Speaker 1: going to motherfucking jail, honey, and a jail on an
Speaker 1: island out at sea. Babe alone in a big stone spire,
Speaker 1: bitch looking at crabs and God's ears and Mama, mother,
Speaker 1: I won't think another thought of it. I will think
Speaker 1: another thought of him, Honey. I have already talked to
Speaker 1: the prison administrators and breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Mama is
Speaker 1: eating gruel, honey for lunch, gruel with a side of cheetahs.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so evil, that's so that's so evil.
Speaker 1: If a correction officer came in was like, I have
Speaker 1: just the lunch for you, chet, and then gave a
Speaker 1: wink and turned on her heels and black Black clacked
Speaker 1: right down the stone hallway and he's just a bat ass. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's CEO. That correctional officer was me Janet yelling j
Speaker 1: Janet Jacks, Janet Jacks, Janet Reno Ohney, the cast of
Speaker 1: Reno nine one one, Janet Jetson Jetson that I think
Speaker 1: so right? Is that the mom Jane, his wife, Jane Jetson, Jane,
Speaker 1: his wife, his boy Judy. And then after the dogs,
Speaker 1: I'm hot, Hey, jan I'm coming for your gig. You
Speaker 1: dragged jan Sport went to the boss Conservatory. Sorry, just hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: um child with me with air Jack. I'm just um,
Speaker 1: what what would my there? What are they? Blue? Pink, plue,
Speaker 1: pink and purple, and I'm pissed, color is pissed, but
Speaker 1: neon neon pissed, dear, and you were saying here's what
Speaker 1: I'll say. Oh yeah, sorry, my joke was good though. Really,
Speaker 1: flint Stones has what Jetsons wants. You absolutely, we will
Speaker 1: never ever be like wait, is her name Wanda Wander
Speaker 1: flint Stone, it's all you know, it's Wilma. You know
Speaker 1: it's Betty Rubble. But did you know that? And this
Speaker 1: I didn't know that is just a rip off of
Speaker 1: the Honeymooners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure, Okay, and
Speaker 1: it's going by Walmart. We know, I guess we know
Speaker 1: who's the fucking stupid idiot and the zoom flop flop
Speaker 1: fling the ripest tomatoes at the queen hope they pop
Speaker 1: red when it hits her damn flop skull because she's
Speaker 1: flopping in the square. Because my soda is battled Tomato soda,
Speaker 1: and that's the brand, honey, battled Tomato, Battle tomato, battled
Speaker 1: tomato soda. And say, is it a food or a vegetable?
Speaker 1: I don't know the split mena, that's really good tomato.
Speaker 1: What would be your soda? Bow my soda? Did you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 1: If you have restless legs syndrome, or drink my soda.
Speaker 1: Charlie Horse bubbles horsecock, Charlie horsecock. It's for when you
Speaker 1: it's for when you want to if it's for when
Speaker 1: you don't want a Charlie Horse, Honey, you know what
Speaker 1: my soto would be? What my soto would be called? Hello?
Speaker 1: This is the damn Cheeto soda for Trump in the jail, Honey.
Speaker 1: If you're drinking this, it means you are Trump up
Speaker 1: in the damn dungeon tower looking out of the bar.
Speaker 1: It's wishing you had a long hair. Someone could climb
Speaker 1: up and save you, but you don't take and instead
Speaker 1: of him nose must, that should be like an orange must.
Speaker 1: I got just about right. You want to know what
Speaker 1: my sota would be? Yeah? Right, My soda would be
Speaker 1: called Doctor Pepper, and it would be literally just like
Speaker 1: Dr Pepper, but with a queer twist, like everything about
Speaker 1: the soda is a little bit more queer, like like
Speaker 1: it's a gay woman on the can. I love that
Speaker 1: a gay woman? You think Pepper is straight? Dr Pepper, Peppa,
Speaker 1: dctor Pepper, she's a gay woman, p HD and you
Speaker 1: would do a lot of skits tastes just like the
Speaker 1: real thing. It's like diet Dr Pepper, but it's Dr Pepper.
Speaker 1: She's a gay woman. I'm a straight woman. I loved
Speaker 1: to sec dick and cock. Let me take a sip
Speaker 1: up Dr Pepper, munch, munch on the bunch of crunch.
Speaker 1: I'm a dyke now, queen, And then you would love it,
Speaker 1: you know what I love because you know what? It
Speaker 1: was funny, because it was really funny. And you're star.
Speaker 1: You are a star. You're a superstar, and don't let
Speaker 1: anyone tell you different. And when you start believing it,
Speaker 1: that's when everyone else believes and you believe it, and
Speaker 1: I believe it. And because you believe it, I bought
Speaker 1: dr Pepper and I couldn't wait to drink that doctor pepper,
Speaker 1: and I'll be drinking it tonight. I'm drinking tonight with
Speaker 1: my husband George, who makes me laugh, makes me laugh
Speaker 1: really good, Rue, that's a really good rule laugh. All right,
Speaker 1: So I guess it's time for me. This is not rogers.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Is your's gonna also be
Speaker 1: drag this time starts? I don't think so, honey. If
Speaker 1: your favorite song isn't she Wolf, she Wolf is the
Speaker 1: best song, Darling. This is no joke. This is like anthropy,
Speaker 1: the process of becoming a wolf. I listened to She
Speaker 1: Wolf before in the car. I couldn't fucking believe it's
Speaker 1: not number one every year the way it laps. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, domesticated girl, that's what you ask of me, Darling.
Speaker 1: This is no joke. This is like anthy I'm not
Speaker 1: a domesticated girl. I'm starting to feel a little abused,
Speaker 1: like a coffee machine in an office, because I'm feeling
Speaker 1: abused from all you out there disregarding shakiras she Wolf.
Speaker 1: It is the number one song. It is the first
Speaker 1: song that played during the super Bo performance of it's iconography.
Speaker 1: And you think, and I'm talking to you the reader
Speaker 1: and pointing, you think that because it's about wolves, it
Speaker 1: can't be a mainstream hit. You think that sex and
Speaker 1: love it can be about wolves. May want to say, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, and will before in the
Speaker 1: car like I said earlier, and fuck me, it's we'll
Speaker 1: listen to it. You gotta listen, not for lack of
Speaker 1: There are parts where Shakira just goes oh, and it's
Speaker 1: very lazy, and the fact that it's lazy gives me life.
Speaker 1: So you'll see what I did there was I didn't
Speaker 1: do a drag race thing. Okay, you didn't respect it.
Speaker 1: I really respect that. I respect that. I think mine
Speaker 1: will be not drag race. I think, okay, okay, well
Speaker 1: I guess fuck my drag what's that from? What's that?
Speaker 1: From that? And also who are you from? What are
Speaker 1: we doing? Damn? Kennedy doesn't get the credit either, and
Speaker 1: Kenny not to get the KI and then runner on
Speaker 1: everyone everyone always ch Angela was robbed. The ch Angela
Speaker 1: got fourth was row. Kennedy was robbed Bby placed higer
Speaker 1: than mich Angela. That's true, fourth place, fourth. She was
Speaker 1: first out in that round right that it was voting
Speaker 1: from the girls, and she got a sudden crazy be
Speaker 1: got third. And that's why. And I'll say I think
Speaker 1: I said it at the time, if we talked about it,
Speaker 1: I was team bby the entire we were all team
Speaker 1: Bby crowning. Funny would it be if she was the
Speaker 1: only queen to be crowned twice? It's so good. Much
Speaker 1: love to Trixie, much loved to ch Angela, much loved
Speaker 1: to Kennedy, the off forgotten sister. Truly all and I
Speaker 1: hope that they all know the all bad night kind
Speaker 1: of the wrestler's turg really quickly, what's your favorite RuPaul's song?
Speaker 1: I like, um, don't don't sissy that walk I do.
Speaker 1: I do love when that comes. That's classic Tina Girl.
Speaker 1: I'm prepared to reveal now in the pod that I've
Speaker 1: been doing a lot of really big hit parodies Bruce
Speaker 1: songs about Tina Burner. One of them is Tina Girl,
Speaker 1: put the burn in your walk Ne burn walks and
Speaker 1: she talks. My other parody is bring Back Teena, Bring
Speaker 1: bring Back Tina, Tina Burna bring Back and also Tinna
Speaker 1: Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta. That's another one of
Speaker 1: my parodies. I have a lot of great parodies. What
Speaker 1: about Tina that walk? Oh yeah, Tina that walk? Bow.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite RuPaul Jam, It's the this, it's the
Speaker 1: I guess it's the runway song for UK like no,
Speaker 1: no no, I like that to beat the production on
Speaker 1: that is like fantastic. The word this, This is the
Speaker 1: beginning of Tina. I will say every time they do
Speaker 1: the finale and I hear if I dream, I'm always
Speaker 1: like this is a very emotional song, but I do
Speaker 1: cry at the dud dude. Um. But my favorite rue
Speaker 1: song outside of called Me Mother, which is an important
Speaker 1: song for me and my sister be perform it. Back
Speaker 1: in the day, I would say that I love the
Speaker 1: real illness. No, it's so good. I'm gonna move into
Speaker 1: the house, gonna move into the house and never going home.
Speaker 1: And I also love um, this is the beginning of
Speaker 1: your the second I hear to always like beginning and
Speaker 1: the rest is drag. You're all born to restaurant? Is
Speaker 1: I hope Tina hears this and enjoys it. The worst.
Speaker 1: We love you Tina, Dove Tina one thousand times and
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see her again on Fire Island
Speaker 1: this dance. I watched Tina Tina for a while co
Speaker 1: hosted whatever like Tuesday Nights with Busted at Barracuda. I
Speaker 1: love Tina watching Busted and like trying to do like,
Speaker 1: oh do work with her and be like what the
Speaker 1: fun girl also tell her story of Tina Star Search
Speaker 1: when she was getting the So this is actually the
Speaker 1: first time I think I ever went to Barracuda Star Search,
Speaker 1: which is like um drag contest pageant um strap Aganza
Speaker 1: contest that the winner wins one dollars, but you have
Speaker 1: to be like pretty new at drag I think to enter.
Speaker 1: It's not right, all right, So it's a lot of
Speaker 1: first timers. But Tina has been hosted like one am
Speaker 1: in the morning, like God bless hurting cats to get
Speaker 1: them all on stage. And so she she's been hosting
Speaker 1: it since, I truly think, and she uh, she's not
Speaker 1: this old, but but she she got on the mic
Speaker 1: because the show is about to start, and she went
Speaker 1: all gender illusionists, please report to the stage. All genderlusion
Speaker 1: please report to the stage. Where was that? Where was
Speaker 1: that in the show? I know, I know it's hard
Speaker 1: to do it. I think she got nervous. I think
Speaker 1: she got I need to say. And also when the
Speaker 1: judges after like four weeks, so like we kind of
Speaker 1: hate you girl, you're like, okay, well fuck, like it
Speaker 1: would be hard, Like I'm gonna have fun anyway, Like
Speaker 1: it's easy for Simon when they're like we want to
Speaker 1: blow your ass off, but so she could have a
Speaker 1: good time, but it's you're sort of a gutted troll
Speaker 1: when she does good. It's like like during this challenge
Speaker 1: all they had to make it over each other and
Speaker 1: they were like, you know it was bad, but it
Speaker 1: was Tina, Like that was the thing. Like she did
Speaker 1: execute Tina even though it was bad, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's got a sting. And Tina Tina with Rose's makeup
Speaker 1: and she looks pretty for one I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you people are so terroritious and clear. Tina
Speaker 1: was very gutted on the runway. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be like every time the handprints on her tips is
Speaker 1: like I'm like, what is going on with it? But again,
Speaker 1: you are right, we have to remember what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do when they've already sort of said like and
Speaker 1: you're not gonna win, and she is like truly. Episode two,
Speaker 1: Rude to Simone was like, wow, you're my favorite. Now
Speaker 1: back to the show where I picked my favorite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? What are we doing here? Okay,
Speaker 1: say the drag The RuPaul song I hate was from
Speaker 1: season thirteen. Drag is bad to l A. It's drag.
Speaker 1: It's just I cannot stop singing Contragules. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you all the process. You have won this this
Speaker 1: album like that Rue has done. It's like when it's
Speaker 1: bring Back My Gls. The lyrics are like she's going
Speaker 1: back to the warkround and it's not her night. It's
Speaker 1: like all about the experience of being on Drag Race.
Speaker 1: Every song. So She's like Contragulations is from the perspective
Speaker 1: of RuPaul, like in a musical being like the Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're for Vegas, for Vegas. Which, now that I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about it, when Vanessa gets back up in the gig,
Speaker 1: Contragulations could be a good number for Huge. That's very soon,
Speaker 1: I'll have that little She's I'm just thinking about this
Speaker 1: Ruse Ruse running out of catcher. She's not even pulling
Speaker 1: from catchphrases anymore. She's pulling from like things that like
Speaker 1: she procedurally has to say on the show. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? She has drag race, like she
Speaker 1: does she have a song that's like I think she
Speaker 1: already has a song that's like hello, hello, hello, like
Speaker 1: she has like you stay that would be that would
Speaker 1: be better. Well now she fully just says other girls
Speaker 1: catchphrases when they're gone off the season. So I hope
Speaker 1: you starts doing songs in the songs. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 1: are just like she's just like rude doing like miss Spangey, Misspangey,
Speaker 1: doing other people's things. I mean like she's I mean like,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a song that's like with extra special guests, Judge.
Speaker 1: Like the song will be Pit Crews previously Hashbag drag Race.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, the song is this week's many challenge
Speaker 1: will be getting up in quick drag will be the
Speaker 1: whole we're playing the snatch game game game game, game,
Speaker 1: game game game. Okay, that's a bob. It is really
Speaker 1: a bob. All right, We're moving forward with Josh said
Speaker 1: he was gonna do Josh Okay, this is Josh Sharp's
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. Honestly,
Speaker 1: right now, I don't think so, honey. Cockroaches. You know,
Speaker 1: it's getting warmer in New York. They're coming out. They're
Speaker 1: rolling back the boulder on the tomb back. You know,
Speaker 1: heaven was boring. I'm back in the gig. You know
Speaker 1: what it's like to be in New York. If you
Speaker 1: don't have a cockroach, you do, you just ain't seen it.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you what happened to me last week.
Speaker 1: We're in the morning. I was getting out and I
Speaker 1: was going into the bathroom and I lifted up my
Speaker 1: toilet lid, and then you know, I have a tushy
Speaker 1: and sitting on the nozzle of a little bit cockroach. God,
Speaker 1: I saw her. But imagine if I was taking a pee.
Speaker 1: Imagine if I hattant looked and I sat down to
Speaker 1: take a poo and then either the cockroach like crawled
Speaker 1: around me and I screamed taking a pooh, or I
Speaker 1: finished my pooh and the cockroach and then I turned
Speaker 1: on the tushy and it shot. The cockroach up into
Speaker 1: my ass and it lived in my test free. Mind
Speaker 1: you what I'm done with cockcron Stay in your homes,
Speaker 1: don't which is technically my home, I understand, but don't
Speaker 1: come into my turf in my home. Stay in the walls,
Speaker 1: you dirty little bitch. Stunning beautiful. That was true. I
Speaker 1: think all cockroaches are shook and they're not coming up. Honey,
Speaker 1: you almost sat on a roach, you know, like it
Speaker 1: was on his bid day. He almost launched one into
Speaker 1: his hole. Yeah, can trying not for lack of giant
Speaker 1: what I did do. Thank God, Tushy has the like
Speaker 1: nozzle wash that shoots the water down. When I saw
Speaker 1: him sitting there, I said, I'm gonna get you, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: And and and truly like to cover the two feet
Speaker 1: from like my hand from here to like the switch.
Speaker 1: I didn't like ten minutes. I'm moved incrementally slow so
Speaker 1: it's not startle him. And then my hands really on
Speaker 1: the nozzle and I turned it and little buggar got
Speaker 1: shot right into the toilet. Very mercy, ain't ms got
Speaker 1: cutting up something awful. And then you were like Utica
Speaker 1: and you went yes while you watch your sister drowned.
Speaker 1: Actually kept the co coach because I think they are
Speaker 1: like cute little buggers. And I actually, for some for
Speaker 1: someone like me, identify with them because they're both little freak.
Speaker 1: I said, you'll be going for a swim, but not
Speaker 1: with me and my sisters and Utica and Mick. And
Speaker 1: remember when Bendela dressed as the fly. That was so good,
Speaker 1: one of the best ever. That would have been great
Speaker 1: for the beast Bridge couture. Instead, No, the worst was
Speaker 1: Olivia Loves with telltub Tell Tubby was worn. Oh, I
Speaker 1: know that, I I refuse. I honestly, I think Olivia
Speaker 1: should have been bothered, and I don't think shouldn't been
Speaker 1: using a bodysuit with an inflatable dog glued on her back.
Speaker 1: But the candy's commercial was funny. Well, she lapped up
Speaker 1: that milk. What was this? All the milk on set
Speaker 1: milk on? So they had milk laying around, right. My
Speaker 1: soda is come, My soda is coming at and I'm
Speaker 1: here in horny and I can't have either, so I
Speaker 1: drink this soda and that's why I drink it. Wait,
Speaker 1: But the way I was laughing when when Utica was
Speaker 1: sucking the utters, I was like, he just gonna be
Speaker 1: so funny. I was laughing, hysterical, and then I was
Speaker 1: living a daricle. And then they put the commercial together
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, forget it. It's I thought
Speaker 1: her soda was gonna be cow utter milk, and I
Speaker 1: was like, well, that'll be funny because she's such an
Speaker 1: utter freak. Um you can. I felt like when it
Speaker 1: was like the judges felt that you can do better.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you think that's her best best? Dollar Turkey Leg,
Speaker 1: tonight you're we were just doing. The judges were in
Speaker 1: a trip to fan of your performance. I'm sorry, my dear.
Speaker 1: And then it's like tonight the judges wanted seconds congragulations
Speaker 1: Dollar Turkey Leg. You on the runway you serve roast beef,
Speaker 1: but in the challenge you were a roast beast. Not
Speaker 1: so good. Huh pretty good? Not so good. We give
Speaker 1: thanks for you this week. Congratulating Dollar. There you go.
Speaker 1: I want to now on your bone all night. How
Speaker 1: did we come up with dollar Rafa turkey Leg. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why. We were at six flats and we
Speaker 1: saw a sign that said dollar off a turkey leg,
Speaker 1: and we all said dollar, that's a name, and then
Speaker 1: we spent dollar higher day doing turkey Thanksgiving based puns
Speaker 1: to either send Dollar offa home or save her, put
Speaker 1: her in the top, or even make her safe, or
Speaker 1: even make her safe, or to crown her. What kind
Speaker 1: of queen she is? A she's a fashion clown's fashion.
Speaker 1: She's better than Violet at fashion. She's funny, and she's
Speaker 1: funnier than Bob, funnier than Bob. So she's like a Bimini. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but could never, could never. Ebody knows it, And Bemony
Speaker 1: would say the same thing about Dollar Rafa league of
Speaker 1: her own. But sometimes she gets in the bottom because
Speaker 1: she's really Also the implication that um that I made
Speaker 1: that Bimini is funnier than Bob is in false. We
Speaker 1: love Bimony, but Bob's Dollar is funnier than Bob. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Bob knows it. Bobb learned everything he knows from Dollar.
Speaker 1: Roma doll are off as many of these girls drag Mother,
Speaker 1: A lot of them are from the House of Turkey Leg.
Speaker 1: It's a really good house, really good house because because
Speaker 1: there's because there's you know, like turkey leg kened Turkey
Speaker 1: legs ms Jumbo Turkey leg, oh yeah jumbo. Like remember her?
Speaker 1: All right, let's do Aaron Jackson's I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Before we start, I want to say this one really
Speaker 1: might This could change the entire world as we see it.
Speaker 1: We love to set a barky Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is Eric Jackson's I don't think so, honey. His time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey. The US currency,
Speaker 1: pennies and single dollar bails change the world, change the world,
Speaker 1: change the world. On we could round everything up to
Speaker 1: five and have a lot less pennies rolling around changing
Speaker 1: in changing the world. Think about this you could get
Speaker 1: rid of and think of all change that world? And
Speaker 1: why is something ninety nine cents? Does it not just
Speaker 1: drive you backs? Don't you ever the world? Don't you
Speaker 1: ever think if this was just five, the masks would
Speaker 1: be simpler. Now I'm sitting here saying ninety eight, I
Speaker 1: having to get my fingers out. Do the minus and
Speaker 1: the plus or round up to fives and tens. Well, hey, baby,
Speaker 1: just do that. And I'm not one of those people
Speaker 1: that like a plastic money. I I like a hard
Speaker 1: dollar assent. I like the j okay second change the world, queen,
Speaker 1: theft hat dollar. I've got to get rid of these things.
Speaker 1: Everyone that's one that I thank you that the world
Speaker 1: about change for the better. Is that the world has
Speaker 1: changed for us, but we're ahead of time from the listener,
Speaker 1: so exciting to know. It's probably how they felt when
Speaker 1: they filmed, when they filmed Forrest Gump, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, they were like, this will change. Maybe if
Speaker 1: you got I don't have This is a popular this
Speaker 1: is a popular podcast. If you could send that, That's
Speaker 1: not what I heard to Joe in the White House,
Speaker 1: the Pringle and the white the springle of that, I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I think he could get some legislation
Speaker 1: going no state of the Union. He's gonna say, does
Speaker 1: not drive you back and we'll go. I think that
Speaker 1: would be a fun double booking. Yes, yeah, he's messy.
Speaker 1: He's messy. Gen Z and what the greatest generation ghost Bones,
Speaker 1: Sandy Bones, wait, Biden, the greatest generation. He was on
Speaker 1: the Titanic, you know that survived. He was the one
Speaker 1: who he was the one who um confronted the iceberg.
Speaker 1: After he was the baby. He was the baby that
Speaker 1: the mean fiance stole that cow. And then he grew
Speaker 1: up and he was like I should be bullied, Yeah,
Speaker 1: should be bullied. And need a hill. I that that
Speaker 1: is a beautiful You really did change the world. There
Speaker 1: are and I think because you okay, Mica, what are
Speaker 1: our plans for the summer with you girls flashing in
Speaker 1: the waves of a pool, of an ocean, of a lake.
Speaker 1: I'd even get into a river, honey, same river, into
Speaker 1: the East River right now, Let's go jump in the
Speaker 1: East River this weekend together. No, Mama, no, mama, No,
Speaker 1: don't you know taxing? Don't you know? That is what
Speaker 1: George say on the point on the beach when we
Speaker 1: were we were celebrating, but you know in the way
Speaker 1: that gay people can, where you celebrate and point out
Speaker 1: some of the flaws of the film. Um, what is it?
Speaker 1: Pretty young girl? Promising young woman, promising young woman, young girl,
Speaker 1: pretty pretty young girl. When George was saying, people were
Speaker 1: saying the music is amazing, and he said, oh, you
Speaker 1: mean a classical cover of Toxic? I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: I did like the music. I thought George was being
Speaker 1: shady on that one. I thought the musical Do you
Speaker 1: mean a classical cover of of Toxic, which they also
Speaker 1: did for Bridgertain months before, Like just classical music covers
Speaker 1: of pop songs like it's fucking vitamin string quartet got
Speaker 1: me hard. I'll tell you. Let's tell you I have not.
Speaker 1: What is it if you take a Viagara and this
Speaker 1: boner persists for eight to ten hours? Honey, I watched
Speaker 1: Little Young Girl and haven't stop since the since the
Speaker 1: toxic cover came on and I refused to get it drained.
Speaker 1: Movie made you horny. I don't think that was the intent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that was such a horny movie. Um wow,
Speaker 1: what if real as always? To have ours always the
Speaker 1: sisterhood again? I want to tell the listeners we are
Speaker 1: bad at drag. Yeah, drag, do not, as you often do,
Speaker 1: go to their queen's pages and comment our feedback at them.
Speaker 1: Oh but I will say this, as we've said before,
Speaker 1: one of these. If you're dumb ass has never seen
Speaker 1: live Drag and you think you and you think you
Speaker 1: like drag from the show Rupause Drags, you are in
Speaker 1: fact a rock at the bottom of the sea that
Speaker 1: will never see the sun. Your opinion is illegal, and
Speaker 1: I'm opinion with Trump and let you eat his leftover
Speaker 1: Cheetos in the town. How do you know better than Trump?
Speaker 1: If you if you haven't seen good luck en up
Speaker 1: that cheeto dust you shoul speak of. Stupid year old
Speaker 1: girl and not allowed into the bar. Ask your mommy
Speaker 1: and Papa for Christmas to take you into an establishment
Speaker 1: to see live drafts. Say and if they say no,
Speaker 1: say honey, this coach bag ain't gonna show herself off.
Speaker 1: Take me to the club. Not for lack of trying.
Speaker 1: I'm really happy that we've got these um sort of
Speaker 1: rousing messages to end the episode. But it's not It
Speaker 1: is not how we end. It is not how we
Speaker 1: on the episode. We end the episode of the song,
Speaker 1: and I think we all know the song D D
Speaker 1: D Bye Bye,